Life Wide Open with CboysTV - What REALLY happened with our Neighbor, Prank Calling Our Friends, & What We Regret Saying On the Internet

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

VOTE FOR FRANKLIN PLEASE (only do the free option) https://americasfavpet.com/2025/franklin-e217/ In today’s episode, we break down what really happened with our neighbor, and why we would NEVER stage a video. We then dive into the problems with us speaking before we think, and how sometimes that can lead to us saying embarrassing things on this podcast. We discuss the difficulty (or lack of) selling a supercar vs a normal car. And then we Prank call our friend Gavin, and Cjs Brother Jake which you dont want to miss. Thanks for listening! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Reach your financial goals at https://www.get.stash.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We would never stage something like that. I felt fine, but I was nervous. Holy crap, you guys got me going. God, I've said so many dumb things on this podcast. It'd be hilarious if this cat wins 10 grand. Mike's cat is the, what is it? Yeah, America's favorite pet. You're either the guy that calls the cops or the guy that actually does something about it.

You can't be both. Well, have you guys gotten any papers served to you yet? All for trespassing? Well, he said he was going to sue us. Or I guess just Dalton. Just Dalton. Dalton more specifically. Yeah, I think we're in the clear.

Oh, good. Yeah, because Dalton was the one playing the camera at him. Yeah, so I was actually thinking about that this morning, CJ. So what's that look like? Somebody has to serve it. If you're getting sued. Don't you get a lawyer. That's what it sounds like.

You're getting sued. Somebody has to serve papers. Can't they do it like really creatively? Like, I feel like they normally don't just like knock on your door. Like you think it's like somebody delivering flowers or something like that. And then they hand you the thing and go, you've been served. Dude, talk about just a switch up. Like you think somebody's giving you something good and then you get served.

with papers. Dalton's got flowers coming to his house and then it's papers. What's the least amount of money that you can sue someone for it? I'm not saying sue someone over, but like, if I wanted to sue CJ, what would it cost me out of pocket minimum? It could drag on. Like, if I wouldn't got a lawyer, the lawyers could just run up a bill over the course of two years, three years.

Like, it could just never settle. And then you'd end up just, you know, spending money and time. Yeah. And it just, the only real winner would be the lawyers. It's like all legal jargon, too, where, like, you hop on the phone with them and then they explain to you in legal terms what you're being, like, what's going on. And they would basically just, like, in legal terms, do a 45-minute spiel about how they're not, they're suing you for anything. And you're just hang on more confused than ever. Yeah, but, you know, you want to get ahead of it in case they do think of something, you know.

So that's what, that's what we're here for. So it's a good thing you called me, actually. It's a real good thing you called me. That's what they'll say. but uh so if you guys aren't familiar with uh what we're talking about our neighbor threatened to sue dalton actually better not i mean really just dalton's the only one that's and that should be worried dalton he just here trying to do his job gets fucking sued i don't know exactly what it before pointing the camera at him putting the camera at it's not actually

against the law which i think it is crazy and we blurred his face yeah we did blur his face but yeah it's what uh one there has to be uh one side of consent in minnesota when there's a camera involved so like if it was secretive filming like if ken was filming us right now with like meta glasses on or let me actually this will make more sense if mike was filming us right now with his meta glasses on and didn't tell us and then we said you know something that we shouldn't have and mike posted it yeah live stream he knew he knew we were filming that's why he said put the camera down or i'm to sue you or punch your teeth out but moral of the story we were all pretty surprised to see the comments um that maybe thought it was

fake because we wouldn't yeah that sucks for one we would never stage something like that that would be so beyond cheetah and then the cops came like the real cops yeah no i think that's super illegal yeah so there's that but moral of the story is we were we were riding on our neighbor's land a little bit and boy did he come out on snow 11 out of 10 mad swearing up a storm so so angry that we thought he was joking at first which didn't help the situation he was you keep grin and i'm You're going to knock your teeth out. I'm not, again, trying to correct you. But it was really interesting how he threatened without actually legal, like, it wasn't

a legally binding threat. He's like, if you keep smirking, you ain't going to have any teeth left, which is, I think I'm going to use that line, not actually. But it's a good line. I got to give him credit because there's no way he premeditated that. He was like, I can't say a threat. He just got lucky on his wording. Well, I mean, you know that guy's a psychopath when he's good at, like,

dancing around the lies of threatening people. I think he just got lucky. You should have just been like, do it. And then he wouldn't have done shit. Like, you can't threaten to assault somebody and then call the cops. That's like two opposite ends of the spectrum. Like, you're either the guy that calls the cops or the guy that actually does something about it.

You can't be both. So he kind of showed he's just the guy who calls the cops. And it was just weak. But I would be worried because that guy seems like a psycho. I'd be more worried about him fucking shooting you. That's what I was worried. That's why I was trying to de-esque. He fits that category.

He was so mad. If I would have, like, fought it with fire at all, it would have just escalated it. But I thought about, I thought about being like, I know this is going to help nothing, but you need to relax. You need to chill out here. That would went well. We're leaving. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

What the fuck? He just keep going. Dude, he just kept going. And I apologized like five times and was like, dude, we get off my property. We won. Yeah, we're leaving. We're mostly on ours. And two.

didn't think he was that big of a deal thought we were chill guess not and uh yeah the dude the dude was not gonna back down it is interesting too because he's actually a renter so like is it actually his property like or would it be more so the guy who owns it i need a renter like that bro that cares i mean i understand it doesn't matter whether he owns or rents it like we shouldn't have been on his his snow basically and like i feel i feel like part of the reason why we even kind of circled over there obviously we're we were hitting that snow drift, which was on our land. But there's something about when there's snow covering the ground in Cormorant,

it gives you, it's a little different than if it was just grass. Like you would never circle the dirt bike or a quad on his grass, but something about it being snow, part of the trails around here, you have to go across people's driveways, like kind of through their front lawns. And, yeah, we weren't trying to cause any damage at all. I mean, we weren't. And we didn't. We didn't at all.

But yeah, you don't want to have a beef with your neighbor. Yeah, of all people. Someone you see every day, pretty much. Yeah, it's just so. Also, weird you say that, though, because I've never seen the dude in my life. I've actually never laid eyes on that crazy man in all four years of him living there. Yeah, I've seen activity in the yard, I should say. I had never met him either, but you guys, someone had met him when they were riding dirt bikes.

And I guess, like him and his grandkids, or I didn't really get the, story straight or maybe it was like the mom or the wife yeah no i just went came and watched or so we were we were working on the track you were doing something over there like on the land and i just saw like cars out front of of their house and i was just like it seems like a good time to go and like introduce myself and like get ahead of any problems of like hey if if you know if you got any complaints or issues like just call us not the cops yeah i'm trying to just be a good neighbor and be like hey you know this is what we're doing, but we're trying to be respectful of obviously, like, when it gets dark out or late at night, you know, not be noisy. And yeah, so I went over there and was just, you know,

introduce myself. And his, like, wife and must have been kids or daughter or whatever. Grandkids, yeah, they were all like, oh, we, we love it. Like, oh, our kids are fans. Like, it's good entertainment or something like that. So I thought it was, I thought it was chill. And that was, like, kind of the only, only interaction that we'd ever had. And if you would have just came over nice and be like hey like you know whatever even sternly i'm so sorry you know we didn't and we either way we said i'm sorry you know well yeah because we've got misunderstanding this is a nice guy let's be respectful now you actually have like a yeah you know face to the neighbor or whatever like like so at the end we wouldn't move the ken van in the smart car because we were kind of

standing over there and we realized like oh i mean it's kind of in their sight let's be good neighbors and move this junk you know even and and let's just say before this whole interaction this crazy fucking blowup if they would have just been like hey do you guys think you could move it's like kind of in our we would have moved it right then in there because we're not trying to be bad neighbors we're not trying to that's not the thing but then it's like he comes and he blows up on us calls the fucking cops which was i mean you know the cops are like i mean yeah you guys can't go on the land and it seems like you know what you did so what like just don't do that again and then uh you know obviously at that point we're kind of like now we got a little

bit of a beef. But also, I'd be cool with squashing. Like, if he came over and was like, I'm sorry, I'd be like, dude, it's all good. Like, could be, he could be, he could even be like, I was having a bad day. And, and, you know, I would say, hey, but, you know, we were on your land and I get it. At the same time, he blew up so much that it then gave us the right to put a little fun at him. Poked a little fun at him with the, with the sign. How mad do you think that sign made him? Oh, I mean, it's got to, we move the sign now. It was only up for like a day or two. But, like, I would truly hate to, like, cause him to be mad every morning when he has to get up and drive and has to see this sign that reminds him. Yeah, go about his life.

You know, like, it's not really what I'm trying to do. So. Yeah, and if the family is fans, I feel for them, too, like, you know, whether it was a bad day, whether he's always like that sucks to, you know. Yeah. I mean, beyond that end of it. There's one thing for sure. We're never going to step foot on his snow again or his grass or, he got that. He got that across.

Like, we fully know better now. I don't even think I'm going to look at it. Yeah. I don't think I'm looking that way. I don't even want to smell it. You don't even want to be downwind from it. And I know we've mentioned this before, but his property is sandwiched between our shop, pit bike track and our main track. Yeah.

I mean, both sides. Maybe we could build like a wall along the edge, but then make the wall pretty. So, like, we paint it as if we were never there. There's no motorcross track. the sun shining and like, you know, it's like this blue and really nice, freshly mowed grass. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So then it's like, and then the wall is tall enough where sound doesn't get past. Like an interstate barrier.

Yeah, so it's like fucking, just like that. But then we paint the insides to make it pretty for them. Yeah, it's not like a dark dome. Wonder if we can get that off of like a government auction, some interstate barrier. Maybe like make him pay for it too. And he's been a bad neighbor, Ken. Now you're being a bad neighbor. Have you seen where the guy, his HOA, got mad at him for having a boat in his driveway?

So he put up a fence, covered the boat, and then painted the boat on the fence. So you just see the top of the boat, and then the rest of the fence is painted with the rest of the boat on the trailer. Because you can have a fence, but you can't have a boat? Yes. That's funny. You can't see your boat from the street, apparently. I've seen pages like that, just HOA owners getting owned. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a classic HOA. But, you know, they say you can choose a lot of things in life, but you can't pick your neighbor. or your family or the people that marry into your family sometimes you get lucky though you know it's not all bad not all bad it is and you can't pick your family either you know that's true like what if they're weird your family yeah yeah i don't know i mean i feel like everyone's got like weird family in some way i agree i think it'd be weird if you didn't have yeah i think that's the it's like more weird to have like a totally normal totally functioning family too if you had like a super not weird family i mean depends how weird they are yeah i feel like there's fun weird and

weird weird you know like you want you guys have a fun weird family yeah you got a lot of things going on over there that are very unique but they're all good and fun you guys have a great time we do we do yeah i mean our our family's definitely uh definitely unique like our uh thanksgivings and christmas gatherings are really entertaining yeah grandpa ron's a large reason of that but yeah i feel like if you have like beef like siblings why is it when you get older like siblings just like start to beef is it because like but when you say older like what age are we talking i don't know i feel like it's just like so common for like i feel like siblings to have like problems for me it was like you know let's say 10 years old until 16 we just not for no reason and then i turned let's say 18

and i'm like what were why do we even dislike each other no i feel like it's like when they're like 50 and like they're like more set in their ways i have an answer for this and uh like i think politics is probably a big reason i agree with that and uh i don't know i mean you just see inheritance in money i think at that age you start like getting there it's like okay like eventually we're going to be inheriting this and it's like well it's not fair if he gets that and that and you know like i think that drives a lot of families apart and like that happens to a lot of uh people in the area where it's like their parents bought this little lakehouse in 1970 for $15,000 and now it's worth $2 million and the family is you know fighting it's stuff like that

they yeah when they can't decide what to do and then they're like well I get this weekend you get that and then it just but you're you're not taking care of as much as me and like it happens all the time it's it's just easy for it to get messy yeah it's so like when it's Or, like, when my grandpa passed, he has three kids. So my dad's went to me and my sister. The other third went to his daughter. The other third went to his son. Like, they have, they could not be more opposite in political views.

And they don't really get along that well. But you just cut it up square. But it was just money. Right. Versus, yeah. I think that's the way to do it, though. But obviously there's situations where it gets more unique. I'm just glad none of our parents were like, you need to, you need to be a chiropractor.

And if you're not, we're going to be sad. and disappointed. Well, they were trying for Ben, but... They were, but... Well, like, too, they realized he's having a lot of trouble, just reading, writing, math. Let's, let's... Be realistic here.

We got to look at the mirror and be realistic with this one. Yeah, they started getting them in equipment and stuff, you know, like shovels, getting them ready for... Yeah, let's see how he does with dirt. Yeah. Let's start more basic. Started building jumps. They're like, okay, we might be on to something here.

That's a big thing, too, of, like, parent pressure. Like, I don't know. I see that with, like, friends that parents just, like, kind of pressure them into it. It doesn't sound fun. No. I feel like it always puts them into a worse situation, too, because, like, they pressure them, and then they end up, like, kind of going into something that they're just trying to, you know, make their parents happy or whatever, and they end up going to something that's maybe not right for them.

And then it's like, you know, it's kind of like, you take that road, and once you get far enough down the road, you're kind of fucked. I mean, obviously you can always change, and like, but it's like to go back versus if they would have just kind of let them figure it out at age 20, you know. Yeah, I think we were all super lucky to have, like, supportive. Like, they all at least let it happen. They maybe gave us some guidance. Exactly. Which maybe some of it we should have listened to.

They were when we were young and they were like, maybe you guys could swear a little less. We're like, fuck no. We're going to keep swearing. We're going to swear more, Ma. And maybe looking back, you know, maybe they were right about a couple things. But I think them letting us figure it out as we went was good for the longer.

Because they could have usually put a cabosh all this and been like, I mean, not really though at the same time. Like I guess one parent could be like, I don't want you being in the videos, but also like, I don't know, we just aren't really like that. We've always just kind of done what we wanted, I feel like. Like I didn't have to ask my parents like, hey, can I drop out to college? It was like, I was already paying for it myself. I just one day went over there dropped out and, you know, pretty soon wasn't going. Oh, yeah, no, I don't go to school anymore. Did you, did you tell them before or did you drop out and tell them? I mean, there was, okay,

you know, that was kind of that. Okay. I don't know. Yeah. They were like, well, maybe you go back? And I was like, yeah, we'll see. Maybe. I think that, like, everyone listening right now has a friend or can think of somebody

who's, like, parents were super, super strict on them, maybe in high school. And then as soon as they, like, got off the leash, they just went wild. And then they just turned into just absolute idiots. It's so tough because I think you got to, like, balance it. Like, I get, I get being scared, like, what your kid is out doing. and you want to, like, help. But it comes to a point where if you keep the least too tight, they run away. Yeah.

And I feel like it's situational, though. Some kids are just so dumb. Like, I mean, we're, we're pretty dumb. We're lucky to have dumb, good friends. Yeah, we're all, we're doing a lot of stuff we shouldn't have been. But we were on the right track, as David has said, well, these guys aren't doing drugs as we're, like, crashing things and wrecking his property and whatnot. Also, though, we never really caused real problems or trouble.

Like, we kind of knew how to get it. around and like yeah we were doing dumb stuff but like it was like like they they are somewhat logical at the same time and like you know some people just literally are so dumb like they probably do need the guidance and maybe those guys should listen to their parents but you know there's a fine line there really is like you could be so far left like doing drugs and shit and that you're way out of you'd always rather as like a parent or anyone you'd rather get a call that your kids doing shitties in the parking lot than doing drugs in the parking lot. Oh, for sure.

But I mean, the one thing I would say is like, and they do always tell you this in school, parents tell you this, you are who you are with. And so it's like the parents could be really dialed and they're like, what happened? What happened to our kid? You got to look at their friends. And I'm not saying you can't, you can't just be like, you can't hang out with them, you can't hang out with them. You can't hang out with them. You can try. But it's like you almost want the kid to realize it. Like, if they're hanging out with shady, whatever people, they're going to be like that.

To an extent, at least. Also, if you tell someone you can't do this, it just makes them want to do it more. But, dude, speaking of the shitties in the parking lot, imagine when we have kids, like, they're going to be doing shit like that for sure. Because I'm sure, though, be able to go back and watch the videos or, who knows, we'll probably still be making videos. They'll be like, look, it worked for you. I don't know about making videos when they're driving.

I mean, it's 16 years, so. but yeah you're going to have to be like you can't do that like you know yeah it's going to be tough I understand why you did it but like you can't do it there you got to do it in better spots spots where you're not going to get caught I think that is like just part of parenting though where you just try and teach your kid to not be a fucking idiot yeah like you said like some kids are just so stupid yeah like maybe focus less on like be such a strict parent tell them what to do and telling them what to do. Yeah, just how to navigate.

Yeah. Yeah, that's much more important, like making them, I guess, smarter, street smarter. It's funny. You can tell that kids are on our brain now that Justin and Megan had their baby. I'll let them,

he can be the one to debut that to the world. I don't think he has yet. No, he did. He posted about it this morning. He just posted it, yeah. But, yeah, it's funny. You can tell we're all thinking about the future and stuff like that.

Have you guys seen those videos like Mr. B says where he says, like hi me in five years and hi me in 10 years i feel like we should do one of those yeah i'd love like think i think about that a lot with things that we do year by year even the way that we just talked about parenting but none of us are parents we don't know shit right we have an idea of what we think's good but like it'd be really interesting it will be really interesting when we have a 10 year old and we're going back and you could come back and listen to this moment we'd be like fuck did we think we knew it all i don't know anything that's why i i think about

that too of like god i should really just say less because i'm gonna look back in the future and just be like man you were dumb yeah but i think that's part of part of growing i guess and also like i think that too i'm like god i said so many dumb things on this podcast and like things i don't really agree with now that i said three years ago or um whatever but also that's just kind of part of uh of growing and then also having to be in the public eye It's our job to do this, and, like, it's our job to do this, and, like, you're going to change with time and then not agree with certain things, but you can't hold some to me. I said two years ago. Like, don't hold me to it.

It's like thinking out loud. A lot of times, like, we're kind of working out, like, on this podcast, what we're thinking. And maybe we haven't worked it through entirely before going public with it yet. Or it hasn't played out enough where now it's like, okay, you don't want to do that. Yeah. So, I mean, for a lot of people, you know, you might be. be saying shit, but you're saying it to your closest homies. And it really doesn't go much farther

than that. And they can't really hold you to it because there wasn't like video evidence of like, didn't you say this? But on this, it's like, no, you said this. And to be exact, you said it word for word like this. Yeah. I don't fucking play it back to you. I think about that like as someone who does, you know, we do it. So

we know that it's on there forever. But I don't think about it like that. I hate to call the podcast disposable because it's not that. I want what we say to have value. you and to last and be worth listening to two years but i also completely agree like not just for us for anyone if you said it five years ago i'm not gonna hold you to that you grow you change but like i would say most people do i mean they'll like you've seen it they're like yeah we they said

that that was eight years ago they said that we can still cancel them i mean some stuff though like you can hold like some stuff holds up like some stuff that we said two years ago was really good and other stuff not so it's it's a subjective matter Ryan, when you say, like, making a video for ourselves in the future, I think about even a week ago. Oh, yeah, dude. If I were to, like, look back on a video a week ago, I might have been in a much better mood, a better state of mind. A lot of things have happened in the last seven days that hadn't happened to that point and be like, you know, this is what's going on right now. And you can put it into perspective of like, ah, you were like really happy.

That was before like all these things happened. Before the bad thing or the good thing. But then look at it like is what happened really matter. like in the last week like in the scale of things like why don't you just go back to having a good attitude or being in a good mood like you were a week ago from that video it's so true thinking like macro versus micro i believe that's the term like when you look at events really close they all seem really big but you can and at the end of the year it's so easy to look back at your year of things that we did and you go oh look at all those cool things but you forget

about all the little bad things do and then you get at the start of the year year now we only have 60 days to look back on and you go all right look at all the good things but all those bad things seem like they're still close behind you right and there's all this future out there where you still got to do the good things that sometimes it becomes difficult and it's something about like a year end like just a cap on the top of the marker that's just like all right that's that year there it is and then you look back at it but like at the beginning of the year when you're thinking about like the future maybe it seems like you got to do it all over yeah a lot I feel that for sure.

And it is, it's, I think it's unfortunate. The business world trains you to think like that. You know, like a real philosophical person or a nomadic person, they're like, time is just a social concept, you know, which it is to an extent. But like, if you don't, if you're not a business owner, then maybe it's a lot easier to think like that, you know, we're. But even with life, you know, school ending, holiday, shit like that. Like just life has cycles, winter.

It's hilarious. We like think now in like Q1, Q2. all right what's our Q3 looking like well I think we just have like so many plans like we have to be like planned well that too but what we're doing for the next six months just because of like our schedule right yeah

sometimes it feels so like monotonous is that the word like when we're sitting here looking like okay so for Q3 and then the end of the year this year like I'm like geez louise then we're already at the beginning and we're doing this all over again like it's just it gets to be like a lot

I just feels like it never ends On the hamster wheel. Yeah, it's just like this hamster wheel of like different things, but like the same grind almost. Yeah, so Ryan, I guess going back to like the video aspect of it, like looking back at it, like if you were having a bad day and you look back and you're like, oh man, you were pretty miserable back then, but it was maybe just a bad day. Just one day. Yeah. Yeah. I think about that a lot.

That was like my New Year's resolution was trying to enjoy when CJ said about like, oh yeah, it seems like you just skip through all these things. So try to enjoy the, enjoy the little moments. Enjoy the little things. God, that's got to be up there on top 10. Lameest New Year's resolutions ever. But it was. It was just like enjoyed the process of it all. I was thinking about that today.

Actually, I'm going to drive. I'm going to take my vet out on the road. And it's 20 degrees. The tires aren't supposed to be below 45. There's salt on the road. There's icy patches. By many people's standards, it would be a bad idea. I would go as far to say it's probably a bad idea.

Yeah. I'd do it. Dude, if I had a sports car, I would have it out right now. And that's what I was thinking. Just like looking back on the last time, I feel like I have lived so much trying to not make any mistakes that I kind of missed out on the whole point of it. Like if I couldn't drive it this summer,

if something happened, the road disappeared or I'd be like, damn, I really wish I would have gotten that moment. It doesn't mean be an idiot, but I'm like, fuck. I should try to make a mistake that's okay. You can drive that. thing with the salt with rain with a little bit of gravel it's not going to cause that much damage and the next guy won't care and won't even notice ain't gonna tell them well they just won't no you're right i mean it makes it makes no difference dude like mostly like supercars too

people don't even fucking look at them before they buy them they call like you can kind of just tell and they just i don't know the guys that buy these things don't really even test drive or anything they decide they want it and they have it at the their house a week later after they wired the cash. I was telling Dalton that. I said it's way harder to sell your Subaru than it is to sell a Ben's Lamborghini. I go Ben's Lamborghini, the guy just wired the money and it

showed up at his door. Yeah. It's not every guy going. Oh my gosh. Well, this boost tube isn't the same color as the other one. It's slightly faded red. What's up with that? And they're like, can you take off two grand? Which is a large percentage of the price.

Yeah. I have a love-hate relationship with that too because we were out in the field the other day. I got my Broncos stuck pulling that trailer, pulling the sorry sign out there. And then I was like, well, it's already dirty now. Might as well just go hoon it. And I'm hauling ass through the puddle

just having the time of my life. But then I get back to the shop. The power wash sucks. Whatever. Everyone knows about that. The fender is like half off. I had to like pop that back on. The carbon fiber thing I put on has like three cracks in it.

I don't know. That really sucks. But then I'm just like, why did I do that? Because when I was doing it, I was like, I'm not even hurting this thing one bit. I'm having to like fun. Yeah. And then, that is pretty wet.

I regretted, yeah. Well, it's because we were hitting that puddle at like 60 miles an hour. Like, we were ripping into it. So, like, the water just pushed your fender out. I didn't, I didn't. Yeah, play it. It was, it was freaking fun. It was pretty epic, actually.

I took mine down because I'm going to try to lemon my hummer, so I took it off. Oh, I was wondering what happened there. I just never posted mine because that was a rental car. And I was like, eh, don't want to even see in that. Dude, I forgot the change. A change of heart, Kent. Yeah, I still did it, but it's not like I'm going to publicly like, oh, look what I did with this rental car. Aren't you on record?

You were the rental abuser. Yeah. Aren't you on record saying the fastest car is a rental car? It is. It always is. Wow. We were all in a way. You really were going fast.

Mike, you hit that, like, Brian was absolutely cooking when he did that and you were just as fast if not faster. Maybe a little too fast. Ken, I feel like we didn't take advantage of you having your rental cyber truck. He was whipping it a little, but That's so sweet. These are the best These are the best shots I've seen of it. Yeah, the ice blew into it.

Yeah. So much velocity. Ryan was, yeah, it was super fun. But, you know, stuff like that. Homer. Homers. Just humming. I should have hit it over there,

but it was tough because those cars were in the middle. Good times. Was Dalton doing him, my Raptor? No. Actually, he was pretty courteous. I said, dude, like, Dalton, let's go. It's so fun. Rip it.

He, like, laughs at me. He's like, I'm not ripping my boss's truck to the puddle. He's just going to, like, one of the guys here has a brain cell. Yeah, he just idled through it. Yeah, he didn't do anything. He is considering when he drives any of our vehicles, like, you know it's in good hands. I guess I asked because he spent, like, three hours cleaning my truck that night. I didn't ask him to.

That's what I thought was. Like, he just likes doing that, dude. Yeah, he was like, what are you hiding from me right now? Right. So I said the same thing. He's like, detailing the crap out of it. And I'm like, at this rate, you should have taken it through the puddle. That's what I thought.

I thought that he was hooning it. It was out and about there, but I mean, no, he wasn't at all. I don't even think he went over 10 miles an hour. Wouldn't have been the first time someone around here beat the shit out of your truck. My raptors, it really is. My raptor's kind of just been just hoed around, honestly. Hode around. Yeah, I mean, Ken, it has.

Well, I mean, it was my raptor last year and now it's your raptor. So kind of just like, kind of gets past around a little bit. Yeah. One of our guys. One of our warehouse guys is driving it right now. He's like delivering furniture for one of his buddies. Dude, everyone just comes in that thing. Arguably the worst driver.

After two weeks ago, he put it in the ditch. Oh, really? Yeah. How do you fucking put the thing in the ditch? That's a good question. I think he was on his phone. It was like right up. But still, when you're on your phone, how do you manage to put it in the ditch?

No, I don't know. Just unintentionally swerve in there. That's pretty dangerous, dude. Yeah. You should not be on your phone driving. Yeah. You should be on your fidget's pen. You should be on your, exactly right, Ryan.

Spin it. It was nice to see back. Bring back fidget spinners. Yeah, I didn't draw my raptor in like two months. And so I got back in it the other day and I was like, my fidget spinner started spinning that thing just right away. Didn't even have an urge to grab a phone. If you're bad at texting and driving, just get a fidget spinner.

And not bad at the skill, bad at doing it. But maybe you're bad at it as well. You shouldn't do it. We should. Can we get fidget spinners? Can we bring them back? Yeah, I'd like to sell them. I bet we could get fidget spinners very easily.

Yeah, we should do that. sick custom ones we should do that for sure people would buy those for sure tanner fox make like 20 million dollars off of pop sockets pop sockets fidget spinners back in like the day i don't know he made like multiple videos alone just on fidget spinners yeah that's just such a different time shamelessly watched just an air compressor to a fidget spinner until it blows up

whoa still pretty good yeah it's pretty good concept we should sell fidget spinners imagine we might have missed the train but i'm still down we we just like seven years too late we order like a hundred thousand fidget spiners And we sell like 35 of them. We're like, oh shit. I thought people were making millions off these things. To switch gears a little bit, we have our friend Angela in the audience. And she's here to help us with a little prank that I set up.

I put out on our story, our LifeWat Open podcast Instagram story. And I said, give me your friends name and number and a reason that we should prank them. And I feel like guys love pranking their friends more than anything in the entire world. We have like 100,000 people that follow us over there, 150. I bet we got 5,000 DMs. All I did was just scroll through some of the most appalling pranks that I've ever read in my life. The amount of guys that said, call my buddy and say that his girlfriend is pregnant, hundreds. Would you say that most?

Safety concern for us. Most of the responses you got, did they give reasons? A lot of people gave great reasons. Yeah, I saw got a few that were just like, you should print call my friend and then I'm like there was some of that too. Give me a reason. Mostly because we're all right at improv. You guys are pretty good at it. But having the reason always. It makes it one

easier and two, juicier. Yeah. Because you know something personal about them or something. Man, I love this idea and I love that there's so many savage friends out there. In like in our situation, like we just do these things. Like we just like go forward with the actual prank itself. So like I'm glad that we're able to be like outlet. Facilator. A facilitator for friends that want to be really savage. I think it's a

great idea. Should we prank one of our friends first? I think we got to start with Gavin. I think we do too. I think we got to start with Gavin. So we have our friend Angela here. Angela is going to act as if she's working for the North Dakota Department of Health. And she's going to be informing Gavin that he may have contracted an STD from a previous partner. I think you go with two of them, gonorrhea and syphilis. Is that the preference? I'd say, yeah. Donnery and syphilis, yeah. That sounds bad.

Just be like, do whatever your heart desires. Just really get them going. I just feel like Gavin's the best guy to prank because, you know, he's going to be like, oh, oh, no. Yeah, he wears his emotions on his sleeve, sleeve, shoulder. One of the two, probably both of them for Gavin. So, yeah, I think he'll give a pretty good reaction. Also, he's a single guy and, like, he spends a lot of time up here. So it is believable.

He's going to be like, oh, fuck. I'm ready. Okay, we accidentally expose them. I'm ready. End it with the... Say it to my son quick. Also, I hate to do this, but... Is this Gavin Carlson from Shred 80?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yes, it is actually. Oh, my kids are huge fans. Huge fans. I know this is kind of awkward. I mean, weird. That is the chair. When she does that, then put me on.

And I'll act as if your son and then I'll mess with them a little bit. Oh, my God. Hello? Good afternoon. Is this Gavin? Who's this? Is this Gavin Carlson? Gavin, my name is Rita, and I work with the Minnesota State Department of Health.

Do you have a moment? Say, this is an urgent matter. Do you have a moment, Gavin? No, sorry, you're breaking up. What is this about? My name is Rita, and I work with the Minnesota State Department of Health. We are attempting to control the spread of a sexually transmitted disease in our area. your name has been given to us from several individuals

as we've been conducting interviews of sexual activity. I need to ask you a few questions. Can you please inform me of your last 60 days of sexual activity? You just hung up. Oh. I think you call him back again and say that just one individual, though. Don't say several. Got it.

But that was really good. That was really good. I think call him back, call him back. He's like, fuck. Now he's on the run. He's on the run. I'm like, what else can you say? I'm calling.

Gavin, hi, this is Rita calling back. I must have lost you there. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Wonderful. Do you have a moment so I can ask you a few questions? What is this about? It's a sexually transmitted disease that's spreading in our area.

And we've been given your name as someone who's potentially been infected. Okay. So I just need to. know a few things. Firstly, have you noticed any abnormalities in your genital area as far as lesions, burning while you urinate, itchy, irritation, anything like that? No. No. Okay, good, good, that's good. Have you been with anyone who which you share a direct relation with in the last 30 days? No. Okay. Have you engaged in any fallacious or conalinguists in the last 30 days in the state of Minnesota?

No. Okay. That does not eliminate you from the propensity to have this disease. We are also working with the Colorado State Department of Health, so they may be contacting you as well. What's the disease? It is herpes with the potential for also gonorrhea. There's several different cases here we're working on.

We're just trying to narrow it down right now. Okay. Okay. So just keep your phone on you so that the Colorado State Department of Health can also reach you. And I do have one more question here. This is a little bit awkward because, you know, the context of the conversation is a little bit uncomfortable. So bear with me here. But is this Gavin Carlson from Shred 80? No. Oh, this isn't three. We are Gavin. Is that you? Okay. My son's just a huge fan of his. So I thought if you were him, I wanted you to say hi to him quick.

He's at work with me. I'm sorry about that. No, it's okay. Sorry. Bye. Bye. He couldn't get off the phone quick enough. No, no, no.

This is not Gavin Carlson from Shred in. That's not me. Okay, bye. I feel like we should call him back now on our number. Here, I'll call him. No, no, let him sit. Let him sit. Oh, my gosh.

Let him sit. Oh, my gosh. Dude, he's probably like, fuck. You know he's, he's like calling anybody who buddy. No, that's not me, bye. That was so good, Angel. That was so good. He was trying to play dumb and no, no, no.

You had me convinced. That was so good. I stammered a little. I'm glad I pulled it off. That was great. Oh, man, the best part was the, was the, was the, my son's a fan. No, no, no. Oh, you don't want to.

Oh, this isn't three-wheeler. haven't no first time that he's ever not claimed being a three-wheeler guy oh good job angel good job that's great i feel like we should call him and just should i call him and just be like dude i just got a call from oh man we continue to do the department of health i think you say this girl like a girl's name but we'll just beep it and then it makes it more believable yeah yeah i like that i'll text them and just be like yo i just got a call can i call you for a second Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll just call them and just be like,

yo, I just got a call from the Minnesota State Department of Health. Should I just say that and then just be like, what was that about and see if he tells us? Yeah, yeah. Okay, what the heck, bro? What up? Did you just what? What's up?

I just got a weird phone call from freaking some lady in Minnesota, and that was weird. I was actually going to call you and tell you I got a weird call. Bro, that's, I literally just got the same call. And she was asking for, your contact what was that about i don't know she was just asked i didn't even think it was like a real lady and then she was freaking about sexual disease uh stdd or something i don't know it was weird regarding what but then just asking if i'd hooked up with anybody in the last 30 days in

minnesota and stuff like that it was well over two months ago that i hooked up i used the condom and i felt fine so what she say it was she just asked a couple questions and then she's like okay and then she ended it so weird with saying oh and then can I have you to say hi to my son I was like that's kind of inappropriate and then I just hung up after that she's like are you three wheeler Gavin so she just wanted me to say

shut up yeah what what is right bro it was so weird because yeah I just said no and I didn't say hi to him I was like no I got to go oh that's kind of a dick move

what the thing it was a weird situation bro so yeah she called me and was like hi so we've been contacted by someone that you know tested positive for i don't even know what she said gonorrhea maybe and yeah is that bad i don't think gonorrhea is that bad but i like i said i used a condom is it not bad gonorrhea's bad but i don't know what i don't think i have gonorrhea what do you mean you don't think i'm guaranteed i don't i think i'd feel some type of weird way i think my pee would burn I saw 100% normal itchy no itchy at all

orts nothing are you playing a prank now no no no I'm just asking I'm just asking because she just called me she called me it was like somebody tested positive and they had told me um that they were like hooking up with someone that was coming to film with you so she had my contact information and I was like

uh okay well yeah I mean it was probably So she was asking if I could connect her with you. Why would she not have already had my number? Like, why would she know my name and stuff? I don't know why. I gave it to her. Okay. I mean, are you in trouble or what?

No, why would I be in any trouble? What are you talking about? Why, you sound so nervous then. You're making me nervous. What the freak, dude? You just gave her my number and it didn't even like look official or anything. I don't even know why I answered and talked to her. What did she say?

Okay, it was the stupidest thing ever. What? Okay. I can't, are you messing with me? No, are you messing with me? No, go into depth. Like, what did she say? She just said she worked with the Minnesota State Department of Health.

So that made her sound official. It was just weird as freak, though. Have you got checked lately? No. Are you being dead ass? Are you messing with me? Well, have you gotten checked? Are you?

No, I don't ever get. I've never gotten checked. I've always, no. Well, that might be a problem. problem, bro. Bro, for what? I told you I used a condom. What about that other chick that you were telling me about?

Dude, I... Blow jobs? I'm not freaking raw dog and chicks, though. I hate you guys. You guys are the worst. You guys are all so stupid. That's not even fun, bro. How nervous are you, Gavin?

Gavin, hi. It's me. It's Rita. I did not like that. What the hell, you guys? Here, Gavin, I got Rita on the phone here. Gavin, hi, it's me. Rita?

I didn't know. I'm going to ask you to go ahead and pursue the use of saran wrap full body and go get tested. Gavin, you're an asshole, dude. You wouldn't say hi to her son? Bro, it did not feel like the right circumstance. Hey, hey, what's up? It's me, three-wheeler Gav. Gab, we said that was the only time you've ever not claimed to be three-wheeler Gav.

Now you'll be gonorrhea, Gav. Dude, I was just watching the new video Literally about the comment And then I got that freaking phone call Scared the shit out of me The new video is beautiful I was laughing my ass off That was so good

I appreciate that dude Finland vids have been awesome too Or Iceland You're awesome You're awesome You guys are awesome Oh my gosh What was the point of that

You guys scared the shit out of me How nervous were you How hard was your heart beating It's beating really hard right now even man You guys got me really good That a pretty good rush Compared to normal That was a decent one for sure

Sure. I was like, what the hell? Especially because it was like weird because I was hooking up with a chick last night. So I was like, what the heck is going on? You're like, fuck. I just spread more. Were you thinking about calling these girls or what? I didn't know what to do, man. I felt fine, but I was nervous.

Holy crap, you guys got me going. Oh, yeah. Oh, you guys were awesome. Sorry about that, bro. Well, just say hi to the podcast and we'll talk to you later. I'll talk to you guys later, peace down go subscribe to spread 80

yeah oh that was perfect that's so good that's perfect oh yeah but I mean we're a condom that was so good all right

Angela thank you that was amazing absolutely that was actually you were you sounded like a telemarketer yeah that was perfect

like I started having PTSD super professional super professional it was almost PSA everybody get testing especially Gavin

he said that he never had been so he probably that was a good at time of now he's going to be like hyper analyzing everything he's going to go to the bathroom be like man you maybe he does pee how many times are we fucking prank that guy

so man dude it's just it's just always good it's like fucking taking candy from well it's like I thought he was on to me and then I just played dumb for like what half a second there and then he just fell right back into it sucked him back in okay so we got yeah we got a couple other

subscribers that you know sent us in messages from their friends so i think we go ahead and give a couple of them a call here i think first and foremost we got to do camden all right so the dm i got was from his buddy and he said that they were in this restaurant called the taco king which is apparently their favorite restaurant in town and he and his ex-girlfriend got in a really big fight and apparently he's been worried he's going to get banned from the taco king because it was such a big blowout that's a pretty big blowout that's what he's worried about yeah i guess so i mean you could be like the manager

there or i think we go down the route of like you know this is the uh the general manager of the taco king that he was at and uh like you're we're going to have to ask you your band from the property and every entity that is owned under the like we got to come up with a name like like a taco umbrella and say like taco bell taco johns taco uh king del taco all those are owned by the same place. Tacos R.S. Holdings. Yep. Something like that. So, like, you're not allowed on any of those properties for a year.

And he's like, oh, okay. Yeah, so, like, basically any, like, taco place, just stay clear of. And then just you're going to have to make tacos from home from now on or something like that. I love it. It'd be kind of funny. Do you want to run it? I kind of want to take the Tinder one. Okay.

I like that. But I think that's how we do the taco one unless you guys got any ideas. No, I love that. Sounds good to me. I mean, I'll call them. Perfect. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. All right.

So the next guy we're calling. His name is Ben. And apparently he just downloaded Tinder. He's been going ham on it. Okay. So we're going to swipe in? Just swipe in away. It's going to ride along up.

Or should I go like you've reached past the swipe right limit? No, that just pops up on your screen. Oh, does it? No, I like what you have. That's creative. I'm calling him. Hello? Hello?

Hello, is this Ben? Yeah. Hey Ben. Connor over at Tinder, data analytics. How you doing? Yeah. Good. Good.

Yeah, say, so we are running some numbers, and your account popped up in the 99.9 percentile of swipe rights by female users. Oh. So that's pretty good. That's pretty good, man. So anyways, we're basically, We're trying to collect data and information just to help other guys, you know, get some swipe rights and get some chicks, basically.

And, you know, my job is. Fuck. Is that bad? No, I thought you were doing it. You're on the right track here. I thought it was good. Yeah, he just sniffed it out. All right.

The next one is Sam. Apparently, his friend said that he has a lot of cows and that the cows typically get out of the fence. I thought it was kind of a dick move to call a guy and say that his cows were out. they aren't actually out. So I think I'm going to try to maybe make it. I'm going to try to push the limits, unbelievability here and see what we can get. You're doing this one, Ryan?

Yeah. All right. Here we go. Your call has been forwarded to voice. It's so fucking hard to get someone on the phone these days. I wonder we call my brother. He'd probably be fucking. into it because he's having this whole issue with his truck right now because like this guy's

had his truck for like six months saying he's going to put this turbo on and he hasn't done anything he hasn't done anything he hasn't been able to get his truck it's in wisconsin oh no yeah it's like it's kind of like almost i don't know what's going on supposedly he said it's going to be done next week yeah he's been saying that for months i think i don't know if the guys tell him that it's not even close to that we could fuck with him but like the problem is that's like a real possibility right now. Well, I think a couple, like, last month or two months ago, he was like going to go down there to try and pick it up and then they hadn't even touched it yet.

Yeah. That's crazy. We could call him and mess with him. Yeah. He'd probably answer. Yeah. What do we say? I think you got to be calling from the shop.

Just need the name of the shop. Or calling on behalf of the shop. We could say we're putting a different motor in or something. So we're halfway through, we're halfway through putting. It's going to like, hey, hey, we had your truck. We had your truck on the lift, and then the lift broke, and it just fell off. That's pretty funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I think just be like, yeah, so like you got insurance on this thing, right? And then he'll be like, yeah, and then be like, well, maybe this is a good opportunity to get an actual real Cummins. Because he's got a Nissan with a Cummins motor in it. Like a Nissan truck with a diesel Cummins motor, which is actually pretty crazy. I didn't know they made those until he got. got it, which is cool, but then, like, you know, I'd be a little funny jab. All right. Yeah. I'll call him. He's, he's getting a new turbo put on. Hello?

What's up, man? Is this Jake? Yeah. What's up, Jake? Hey, bro. I, uh, I hate to be the one giving you this news, but we just had your truck up on the lift. Uh, we just started working on it. And, uh, It fell off and it fell on to the passenger door. You're serious? Yeah. Could you guys possibly send me some photos of it for chance? It's bad, man. Really?

Yeah. So, anyway, I was kind of put on the job of letting you know that it's probably totaled and yeah i don't know what you're going to want to do about it but do you have insurance yeah uh i got it fully covered so yeah you need to get it out of the shop okay all right well uh when would you want it out i mean it's really holding up production can you do today i mean i'm good see i mean i'm eight hours away um uh i could see what i can do you might want to call a tow truck okay um let me go my buddy that's got a trailer and um i'll also what we can do

this uh probably isn't the time to tell you this man but it might be a honestly it might be for the greater good well why is that i mean It might be just time to get a real commons. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Okay, well, let me make some phone calls then, and I can see what you can do. How about a Jeep? You seem like a Jeep guy.

Yeah. I had one before. I don't think you'd go back to the Jeep again. Why is that? I don't know. I just wasn't a fan of it. It didn't last very long. Corolla.

Corolla. I can fuck around with a corolla. Civic. But you're for real. Like, you're for real off the left. Yes. Okay. Let me make some phone calls.

I can see what you do. Are these... How heavy are these wheels? Like, what do you mean? My stock wheels? Yeah. Not very heavy. I think that's probably why it fell off the lift, so we're not liable for it.

Even though they're OEM wheels. Yeah, I mean, we didn't tell you to put the OEM wheels back on it. Nah, you guys got to be fucking with me. Why? Like, you can't be serious. Is this funny? No, I don't find this fucking funny. Why would we find this funny?

I don't know. That seems like a pretty ridiculous fucking thing to say. Like, oh, we're not liable for Because you're fucking wheels Yeah, I mean, we're running a professional shop here Uh-huh And dude, we told you this from the get-go Like we don't feel comfortable working on a Nissan truck

Nobody told me that from the get-go I feel like you could tell when you walked in Like, did nobody said that Nobody said that to me I was there with Andrew himself And he never said a word about that But was he making like kind of comments about it? No

not a single problem that was made really and you thought that that was a good idea thought well was a good idea to buy a i don't know to buy a nons truck to a i brought my truck to a shop that offered a service for a nathan titan pickup dude just because just because we said that doesn't mean that we actually do that oh my god

like did you did you ask if like we'd ever worked on one The Andrew said he worked on his own himself. Oh, dude, he lied. He lied. Yeah, we let Andrew go. So he's not the owner of the business then? No. He said that?

Yes. You didn't pay for anything yet, did you? Things paid him full. You paid Andrew in full? Uh-huh. are you serious dead ass Andrew just walked in

hold on Andrew this dude just paid you he paid you in full yeah yeah I'm gonna let him know I'll let him know hey Andrew wants to talk to you here

hello hello uh you never paid me I have I have the receipt that Of the $6,000. What do you mean?

I never paid you. I didn't get the money. I have the receipt with your name on it and everything. So, I don't know. I don't know why you told him that I said I know how to work on Nissan trucks. Oh, my God. This was our first time. Oh, my God.

And you're still owe us half the bill because we've had your truck. We've been warehousing it this whole time. It's taken up shop space. nobody's shit bro this is paid $6,000 I don't know what you guys are going on about I don't know about any of this I went through your guys's website and everything for this service so I have no idea what you guys are talking about unless you guys are busting my balls on this but do you think we just take the truck then and then he just call it square oh my god if you pay for the tow truck we'll pay to keep the truck

Um, first off, I'd, if it truly did fall off the lift, I'd like a photo of it. Um, and then I can make some, I can make some, I can make some, no, I want to see it. It's bad. No, I, I want to see it. Um, and then I, we don't feel, we don't feel, we don't feel comfortable showing photos inside of our shop. Maybe we can trade the stock wheels, like, like, the aftermarket wheels, like, that could be part of the payment. Aftermarket wheels, those are literally the wheels I got from the dealership. No, no, the aftermarket wheels in your TikToks.

I don't have those. You sold them? Oh, hey, Jake. This is CJ. I'm just fucking with you. That was going to fucking say. That was going to fucking say. Oh, my God. Dude.

I was going to say, I'm like, oh, my God, dude. I think the most concerning part is that Jake didn't notice that it was his brother and cousin on the well no because I'm like there was a moment I'm like dude this dude sounds kind of familiar hold on a minute but I didn't put two and two together

oh he was you were bummed your Saturday was ruined yeah sorry about that Jake no because yeah so for it so you still don't have your truck back huh no I'm I'm literally picking up this next weekend like you've been you've been saying that for months buddy you've been saying that for months

seven months now eight six but no this is the actual projected date of it being done like we're going and picking it up okay well hopefully it's done hopefully it's and how many times have they said it's going to be done this next week oh my god hey i'm just worried about you yeah no no this is uh this this is official it's an actual i've been getting photos of it and everything it's actually getting done but no you and with that news and i'm like no sorry jay didn't mean to do that too you also you're you're Your truck is cool. I was just busting your balls.

That's so good. Sorry about that. All those going on, I'm like, this can't be real. You handled it pretty well. I can't believe you were like, oh, get a tow truck. And he's like, you got to get this thing out of the shop. Yeah, no, I was like, I'm like, I'll figure something out. All right, bro.

Well, sorry about that. No, you're good. Yeah, good luck with that thing. All right. You're on the podcast, so it was on the podcast. Super funny. I'll have to definitely check this one out then Yeah

All right later bro Wait That's good That's a good one Dude the way he was That's great The way he was gonna pick up everything On a mid-saturday

And drive eight hours Go get these total truck He's like I can't believe that he wasn't like No It's not my fucking job To get it out of you It was just like

Oh okay Well I guess I'll call a tow truck And that's why you don't let shitty shops Take advantage of you folks Yeah definitely don't pay and follow you there a real thing too. It happens all the time. That would be like a real conversation with just

like a shitty, shady shop. Yeah, it would be. Like, just paying down. Yeah, your car fell off. It was because of the wheels that were on it. We're not liable. And also you paid in full. And yeah, we're not giving you money back. Also, there's like, there's shitty contractors that'll do the same thing. I just

can't believe you actually paid in full for that ahead of time. Yeah. I don't know why he did that. But anyways, hopefully it gets it back. Because if he doesn't, then honestly, I'm down to help him out and just go down there with them and maybe we'll bring the camera with and fucking

they've had that shit for six months to put a turbo on that was it Andrew crazy and he paid Andrew said that he worked on his Nissan we should never trust a man that owns a Nissan yeah

fuck should we call up Carolyn dude yeah should we call up your mom I want to get her off the phone for four hours yeah ups her way through the rest of it do you think she would recognize your voice voice guy or 100% she would recognize it I'll call her hi is this Carolyn we're here with the liberal dog association of america yes yes caller caller we had on your list

that uh of a family member of yours was uh part of the liberal voted for bides yeah just say like the liberal like yeah just say like a family member of yours bailey so for backstory yeah uh bailey is ken's family dog and one time he came over and he was wearing a little blue vest and Ken's mom who is a Republican was like constantly talking about Republican. I go, well, how do you feel about Bailey? Well, what do you mean? Well, isn't he a Democrat?

He's wearing a blue vest right now. And like, that's kind of our joke now. And it'd be funny if she thinks we put him on a list. She's going to be so pissed. I've never seen angry Carolyn. All right, you guys ready? You got it, Mike? Yeah. The Liberal Dog Association. I don't know which Mike, Mike is. Your call has been forwarded to voice now.

Jeez. Oh. Must have got that from you, Ken. That was weird. Maybe your call has been forwarded to voicemail. Well, in that case, we got to revisit that one. She's got her phone set up like Ken's. I don't have a save number.

I might have helped her do that. Oh. All right. So Sydney entered our cat Franklin into America's favorite pet competition. And I like, I'm like, okay, cool. He's in a competition. And then she's like, yeah, if he wins, he gets $10,000. That's insane.

Yeah, it's a lot of kiddie. We'll have to set him up a bank account or something. But I'm like, geez, $10,000. Why? Why does he get $10,000? Because it's like a donation-based. The whole thing is essentially a charity run. So it's like, I'm sure they make way more.

Yeah. Sure. People are buying the, you get one free vote. But if you want, you can buy as many as you want. Right. So how many votes have you bought personally? I buy them when they're 2x So I bought 120 votes for about 60 bucks

And where is your cat at on the ranking? So he just went into the semifinals So there's approximately To my knowledge It ends March 6th Four cats left Or no sorry not four because he's in eight They're all cats

I don't know he's in he's in the semifinals And he went to I think there's 10 total cats In the semifinals In the entire U.S., at least in this and he's number eight right now. Dude, it seems like a kind of a good investment. If you were to just, like, drop a thousand to put some money behind it. Especially on the 2X, you know, so like one time every voting bracket, you get a 2X time.

So anyway, I was like, we should just drop the link in this podcast. You can go vote for free if you want. It'd be hilarious if this cat wins 10 grand. Mike's cat is the, what is it, cutest pet in America? Yeah, America's favorite pet. America's favorite pet. That's a same. crazy thing for it to win and I've never even

met this animal. Right. A dog. A dog wins and a cat wins. But anyway, I was like, it's pretty selfish of me to say put the link in the bio. No, no. We need to win. You know what you should do? What? You should hire Dave Sherbrook and have him be your

campaign manager and then he'll just cheat your way to victory. He knows. He knows all yeah, exactly. He knows all about that. Yeah. That cat will win by a landslide if Dave's involved. You get all the other animals throwing out. So, again, it kind of makes me wonder, like, how much money, I guess, some of these people are pumping in. Or maybe there's such a thing as, like, Franklin doesn't even have a social media presence.

So if you entered a cat that had a social media presence, they're obviously going to get a lot of votes. But here I am, like, I put it on my Snapchat story for a week, and I put it on my Instagram story, too. And it really helped. Like, you went into first, and he got first in that bracket. But how much are people paying that now? It's a balancing act. I just think these other people, they could. be, you could put up $9,999, you know, and then you'd still, you could win and get your money back.

No, you got to probably pay taxes. Oh, you do? When you get a money gift. You're right. You're right. Probably get $8,500. There is a balancing act. So in theory, you could just keep pumping to a certain point.

But if everyone else does that, someone's going to lose. So you put it in $5,000 when it's double entries. I know. I was wondering that, like, just locked in. So we'll see. We'll see. If he wins, it just would be pretty nuts. He also will be featured on the cover of.

modern cat you need it's pretty good i mean he's got a win he's got to win and you just got another cat yeah so you got two cats yeah aren't you allergic might yeah yeah a little bit a little bit it's hilarious it's like an inside joke now like i'll have a little sneeze fit and be like i think of allergic to cats even though like i've been living with them for a long time i think when you do live with them if if you're really allergic you're not going to get over it but if you are a little allergic it's somewhat of an immunity thing Really? So, like, right now my immune system's a little beaten down.

I'm a little sick. And I sneeze like crazy. But then on a normal daily basis, I maybe sneeze a handful times. Dude, I'm so allergic to cats. Alex has a cat and it lives with her mom because, like, it straight up, like, no way. I wouldn't be able to. Do your cats, like, hang out with you? Like, are they, like, cuddly or, like, looks like it.

Yeah, but they're also, they're both boy cats. So it's, like, as soon as you're, like, enjoying their presence. and then, you know, five pets, you're good. And then on the sixth pet, they're like, yeah, I'm going to bite your hand off. Really? Not like that aggressive, but I just don't understand cats. Dude, the biggest benefit of a cat over a dog is cats don't bark.

And they also kind of take care of themselves. Yeah, it's the whole, like, leaving them. And they kind of just eat what they want. How long can you leave it? Two days, like unattended. Won't cats eat you if you die? That's what I hear. I was thinking about that last night, laying in bed, Ryan.

I heard they don't even wait. Which I don't think... Really? They don't even wait. I heard that it's like within hours. What? It's crazy. How long?

I don't believe it, but I do believe they eat you like any animal would. You know, like pigs eat people. You think a golden retriever would eat, though? A cat might start to eat a deceased owner's body as soon as it begins to cool. Yeah, like that's our, you know, like, or five hours. Just no loyalty. No loyalty. Most domesticated cats will not prey on their human owners due to the strong bond

do they share oh yeah so they do feel that but if they're hungry yeah yeah exactly do dogs do that ryan i'm sure so many dogs are way too loyal i'd love to get a dog honestly i think it'd be fun same it just doesn't make any sense right now so much work that goes with it though so much work so hot and heavy about getting a dog really yeah but i'm just like it's just not it makes no sense and both of you are so busy yeah yeah it would be just bad and she's like you could bring it to work with you I'm like, I'm like, what? Just have it follow me around all day as we go from shop to shop to filming in Fargo. And like, it gets dirty.

Yeah, I don't know. Because like, if you brought a dog, though, like animals don't really like, they got to, let's say they'd have to be barking all day to piss me off. Like, I remember back in the day, like, when I bring Luna around, like, you particularly would just get pissed. It was a terrible dog. Yeah, yeah. But like, I'm just saying, like, the worst dog. It would take 30 seconds for that dog to get on my nerves. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

So, like, I'm saying you could have, like, a bad dog. And I'd be like, yeah, I mean, it's annoying, but nice, not my problem. You could have a really good dog, though, too. But, like, I feel like no matter what, it's a distraction, even if it's the best dog because you're like, oh, like, he's not licking oil off the floor right now, is he? Or, like, oh, like, he's not going to, like, someone's about to do donuts. He's not going to be in the way, which, some dogs know how to just take care of themselves. Like, the neighbor's dog waffle.

Well, it's an honestly, it's an outside, he would get out of the way. It's an outside farm dog. thing i'm not saying yeah it has to learn to adapt otherwise it just would die type of thing whereas like if it's going to be a pet inside it kind of becomes a little too dependent which what tainted me i think it'll taint me for like kids too i like just grew up with uh the outside cats outside yeah like they just took care of themselves yeah he just ate that squirrel hole i'm like yeah he'll be fine he just lick that river dirty river water i'm like yeah he'll be fine yeah you just don't let them lick you afterwards yeah yeah yeah so anyway vote for my

It's cat, dude. Yeah. We'll see if we can get them America's favorite pet. More importantly, 10K, though. I'm so pumped. I'm so pumped. We'll put them in like a little, like a little, uh, maybe a high interest savings account for half of it.

There we go. The other five will maybe just put into like the S&P 500. And I don't know why. I really am curious as like what type of taxes that we would pay on that. Well, you'd just get 10.99. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So you'd pay probably what? I would put it on a Sydney's income. That make more sense? Yeah. Yeah. All right. There we go. All right.

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