Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Where’s all our Money? Installing A Tracker On Evan, & Our New Favorite Event

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

In today's episode, the boys have returned from Sturgis, where Evan says we were "culture vultures", We dive into Vitalys comeback and how he's stopping bad people using Youtube. Fords new police cars, tracking your kids using a chip and much more. Enjoy! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPEN at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nicky tried to give me to eat an air tag the other day. We're here to ask you where our money is. I'm just saying you guys aren't in that great of shape. Like 10 laps. Whoa. You want to go run a few laps? No, I know you do it. And jail was honestly the safest place he was going to end up.

Oh my gosh. Because... What the fuck is that? Yeah, what is that thing? It's like a water bottle that hydrates it. It hydrates the water? It does some kind of special thing to the water. I saw Steve will do it has those.

Yeah, it makes it like more, I don't know, it does a better job. Does it make you feel like this does? No, it doesn't. What if it does nothing but make a couple of bubbles so you feel better about drinking it? That's fine. Placebo effect, dude. Doesn't matter to me. I can't believe you guys are able to crack a drink right now.

I feel like we've been on a seven-day bender. Dude, actually, true story with New York and then Sturgis, this is 11 days. Jeez, but I didn't have anything yesterday. I was a good boy yesterday, but the last thing. and Sturges did go late enough that I think you could count yesterday as a day. Dude, I slept like 13 hours last night and I'm still tired. Oh, dude, lucky. I think I slept too much where now I'm just even more tired.

Yeah, that happens. We're dog sitting, one of our friends, cute, cute little fluff ball. But now with two dogs, they're like always running around, waking you up. So I slept like ass last night. That was tough. Yeah, it doesn't sound fun. Waffles came by last night for the first time in like six months. No way, dude.

Yeah, I felt super bad. we hung out for like 15 minutes. I'm like, all right, buddy, it's time to go. And then just whimpering outside the door, runs over to the other door, just giving me those dog eyes. I'm like, buddy, you got to go. I saw the last time he stopped by our shop,

he left a present in the rocks outside. I thought that was a human. We're not sure if that was that was waffles. No, I looked at the cameras. It was waffles. Start using the pee. You didn't believe you thought maybe some, that's funny.

We got two bathrooms here. It's just not enough. Yeah, we have these P rocks on the side. the building that everyone just goes outside to pee on. We call them the P-Rox. They're just normal rocks, but everyone pees on them. And one day I wake up, I go out there to pee, and there's this like, deuce sitting in the P-Rox. And I go, all right, guys, peeing on them is one thing.

But someone taking a dump out here on the P-Rox, like, it's a little far, don't you think? You thought it was a human Ken? No, not for a second. I thought it was, Ken. Well, you were curious enough to look at the cameras. You, Mike and Cody hanging out I don't know what you guys do at night You had to see it for himself

Mike or Cody might have thought Oh this will be this will be the funniest thing ever I'm gonna leave a present outside for these guys I'd pay to see Mike do that That'd be hilarious It's funny there's something nice about just going outside To take a pee I kind of forget about that like in normal life

You know like you're in a restaurant or something You like look for the door that goes outside You're like I'll be kind of nice It's way easier peeing outside I'm not even gonna lie Yeah it saves the water Yeah I think it's better for the environment yeah get a little fresh air a little sunshine sometimes i feel like going in the bathroom's

dirtier like you have to grab the bathroom handle and then you have to grab the sink handle to wash your hands and like once you're done wash your hands you still got to turn it off and someone touched it with dirty hands before that's true i don't know you wash your hands you got to touch the toilet handle and you just touch the handle with with your dirty hands as well exactly so like to me when you go and take a pee outside in the grass as long as you don't get pee all of your hands you're probably being cleaner. But pee is sterile anyways, right? Oh, maybe you should pee on your hands then too.

I don't know. But just to me, it seems cleaner. It almost makes sense you should wash your hands before you go to the bathroom. Like, what's cleaner? The toilet or your unit? What do you want to keep the germs off of, you know?

Your unit for sure. Yeah, it depends on the person. In Ken's case, you should use rubber gloves. I was going to think about a dirty. different person, but okay. Oh, that's good stuff. It does feel good to be home from Sturgis, though. Sturgis ended up actually being the best fucking time ever, I thought. Yeah, I missed Sturgis already. I had a blast. I'm going back next year for sure. 100%. No doubt, probably going to do it for the rest of my life go every year. Really? You're like a full on Sturgis guy.

I loved it. It was so much fun. I think I would love to stay back one extra day and just really ride around. Really? Still, you, I was ready to go when it was time to go, but, but that's awesome that you felt another day was in you can yeah yeah we could tell you we're ready to go when you left us at the hotel yeah sorry about that guys we got left at the hotel we had to roll seven deep in the back seat of a truck i didn't intentionally do that by the way i just literally no i believe it i honestly believe it i said it to the guys i was like i guarantee he just woke up and didn't think twice about it and just hopped in the truck and went no me and dalton just looked at each other like oh us two wrote are like we're riding together so we're good to go yeah and we're

grabbed all the camera gear and went, and I wasn't thinking that you guys, I didn't think I had, we only had two out of the three vehicles at the hotel. We still had to get the third one. I just figured both the trucks were there. You guys are going to go pick up the trailers and you're going to go and whatever. And then when Ryan called me, I was about 15 minutes out, or he called Dalton and Dolton's like, they don't have a truck. They're stranded. I go, what? And then I grabbed the phone. I call Ryan. I'm like, yo, you guys need a ride. And you're like, no, we're good. We have Jeff's truck. And I was like, oh, they're good. I didn't even think to myself, oh, there's seven people for one truck. Because normally we don't have this big of a crew.

We were running. You know, so I was just like, oh, they got a truck. They're good. And then Ben called me when we were like actually far out. Yeah. And then was like, yo, what are we going to do here? Like, kind of left us. And I felt bad then the whole way home.

I did feel bad. It did end up really biting you in the tail because you had to sit in Fargo and wait. Yeah, I waited for two and a half hours. I don't know what the fuck you guys were doing. Like how you guys left at the same time. And then I knew what you guys were doing. You had a half-ton pickup. We had a 30-foot trailer full of mini-trucks.

I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about them. They were an hour and 10 minutes of running, you guys. They had a 24-foot trailer with bikes on it. I don't know how we got that far ahead. It doesn't make sense to me. But then when I saw Mike rolling the parking lot like this, I knew. I knew why we were so slow.

You were going to Sturgis. You guys were still up saw like 30, 45 minutes behind us, and we were pulling that 30-foot-en-closed trailer there. I'll tell you exactly how we were fast. We didn't have Micah. You guys had to have been going, like, the exact speed limit, I'd assume, and they were probably going 10 miles over. I think the biggest thing that I wish Micah was here, because I feel bad, talking about him.

Now he's gone, but. Oh, I'll stand it. No. No. So on the road trip, it's obviously like a dad thing, right? You're like running this tight ship. And for a while, I used to be the only guy who drive. I'm really glad I gave that up.

But anyway, you've been driving for three hours. You get to the gas station. What is the natural reaction? everybody that has to go to the bathroom immediately gets out of the truck the person who is driving fills up the truck goes to the bathroom grabs your food comes back to the truck and you know hooks up everybody's ready to go you know the person you should be waiting for is basically the driver and every single time without failed dude i'll agree dude i already know exactly what you're saying because i've seen this movie a million times million times you come back to the truck i come back to the truck i have filled it up with diesel i have bought deaf i have bought snacks i have went to the bathroom I opened the driver's door and Mike is just getting out to go inside. Dude, without fail. Without fail.

And we've probably done what? 150 like car trips at this point. Oh yeah. Every single time, dude. Every single time. And it's just every time. And it's like you kind of like want to change it. But I feel like as we've learned so much about each other, always being together,

you just know it's just there's no fixing it. Just let him do. Well, half the time is, well, I didn't think I was going to get anything. And then he goes in. And then the other half the time. It takes him that 10 minutes to wake up. Yeah. Oh, that's also true.

That's also true. He's normally zonked, which is good for him. Yeah, he's like an old tractor. Get him fired up. You got to crank him. Cut that. Don't cut it. So going to Sturgis,

it was very hard to, like, assume what it was going to be like because every single person that we ran into that we told we were going to Sturgis always followed it up with, good luck be careful or be careful yeah it's like what's going on at this place that like every single person that we ran into whether they'd been there or not was telling us to be careful and good luck yeah so like i pictured you know like a bunch of biker gangs being there and it being like a dangerous place and like don't look at people that that you shouldn't be looking at and like if you're filming make sure you're avoiding like you know filming other people and just like rolling into town you you

you pretty much figure out what the vibe is in the first 35 seconds of being in town it's i would say 90% of the people there are above 65 years old yeah at least mid 50s and up for sure probably 90% of the people there are like exactly like my mom and dad yeah that would just hop on their motorcycle and drive to sturgis and get a bite to eat maybe a beer and then go and see like the scenic route yeah exactly everyone there like Like, no one is there, like, walking around town, like, big dick in town, looking tough. I mean, I'm sure there is, like, the other 10% maybe, if that. But, like, 500,000 people supposedly go to Sturgis every single year.

Wow. And so you got to just, like, assume, just, like, picture what, what that classic, like, white mom and dad look like rolling around in their letters. They're all dentists, lawyers, doctors. Yeah. I think there's only one guy we saw, like, that last night that was just being a minute. like passing people on the shoulder like leaving between cars but that was like one guy out of the entire time there was some hell's angels though i did look at the uh jail roster real quick and there was i didn't scroll very far but just the first page was like 10 people on the first page

eight of them were DUIs from like the night before yeah i'm sure so i mean there are people that's all they got out there for sure and there was cops everywhere everywhere As for some of these cops, they would finish pulling one person over and then just immediately find the next person to pull over. Before we get too far off the people, if you saw one person at Sturgis, you saw them all. Like if you saw one male and one woman, they all look the same. They all look the same. They were all the same person.

Yeah, it was the same person just duplicated throughout this mass of people. I thought it was like really cool though because it was so many just like like-minded people that just came together to just crank their hogs. Yeah, dude, it was awesome. You know? Like that was just like what brought people together. is just like you look over somebody sitting at the red light and you look at them they look at you and you go boom boom and they go boom boom it was awesome and then you just drive off and you get

to the next red light you look over and you do the same to somebody new yeah i want a harley after it i do i want a road glide next year i'm going to have a road glide that is like going to a country concert then buying yourself a brand new flannel and some boots you go to one event and now you're just balls deep i just looked really embarrassed right there i don't think that's that bad well how am i supposed to get into riding harleys if i can't buy one you you had you've had another time you've had many many years to buy a harley it's just like you went to your first harley event and now you're just like well yes seeing seeing so many of these bikes all over and there's i they used to kind of just all look the same to me but after being there in it you start to realize like oh like this is different this and like

how many different variations there are there's a lot of different modifications like a lot of custom bikes and you start to realize, like, oh, shit, like, that's a lot of work. And, wow, like, that's a really nice bike. He's got blue pins right. He's got purple pins. I was enjoying, I was enjoying just riding the snow bike Harley, and that thing's kind of a turd wagon. And I was having a blast.

I was like, man, like, it'd be fun to have, like, a decent bike that you're not worried about the handlebars falling off. Because that's actually a thing. The handlebars were falling off. Yeah. And, you know, actually ride around. Like, that'd be fun. but obviously we know how you felt on it of you you were referring to it as cheeto fest

before we even got there uh-oh um what was your take on it let's hear your perspective and tell your honest perspective honest perspective i know it's different from mine i had fun pulling up on the main drag there's just a ton of people nothing really there for me just walking around in a crowd i don't really care about any of those bikes so let me you're being reserved now i like it when you say that what you really think that is what i really think you want to finish that beer and continue your story Do you want to tell me my perspective on it? No, no.

Just tell the truth. I just want to add like a little bit of context to this. When you say all these people, they're motorcyclists, you love motorcycles more than anybody I know. No, I let actually riding them. Not part, like I don't go to cars shows just to go look at other people's cars. Like, I'd rather go to the drift track. So what I would say is the funnest part was when we got to actually ride the bikes with some like professional stunt riders for like one hour. That made the whole week for me.

But just pulling up to a crowd of people to, like, flex your ride. Crank your hog. It's just, like, not my thing. Like, I don't even hardly like to go to a motocross race because I'd rather be riding the bike myself. I don't want to sit in the stands all day and watch. I don't know. It'd be one thing if we were just, like, parking the bikes there and then just, like, looking at other bikes. But it was more, I guess, just, like, the atmosphere of it and then going to the bar, which I thought you would have liked.

I think they were parking to go to the bar. There were certain bars I enjoyed more than others. Evan's mood went like this. Cheeto, Cheeto, Cheeto, later in the night, later in the night, at the end of the night, this is the greatest place ever.

Way up here. I love Cheeto Fest. I mean, I'm not going to say I hated it, but where you guys were like, bro, I can't wait to go back, I could give a shit.

If I went back in 10 years, I'm down to go back next year and do it all over again. I'm just saying I don't have that newfound love for the Harley game. I thought it was fun. I had so much fun. It was so funny.

I was laughing the whole time. Evan just wants to stay away from that town because they've got a thing up on, a picture of him up on every casino door. Says, do not let this man in. He's going to take all the money. That's a first. That was the first.

I wish I could have the same problem in Vegas. Yeah. This boy won so much. How much are you up now after being in? I mean, after the losses, I pulled out like three grand up. So nothing too crazy. But like I had a stretch where I won the,

like five grand in like an hour or two. Yeah. The last night was, you know, recouping the losses and whatnot. But yeah, it was, that was fun. Every time that you'd celebrate, it was like, you know, we'd be celebrating like a $60 win, a $180 win. Evan's like, I just won another $1,000. And we're like, bro, how?

I finally won $1,000. I'm down like $500 and I finally win $1,000. Ben literally cashes my ticket out and runs off to the window. He's like, you're done. You're done. you're done you're not playing anymore for good run for good reasons and i really couldn't blame him but then uh i saw him playing some roulette which is my favorite and i just got the itch tossed a couple hundred bones out there turned it into like two grand just like that yeah so that one that one's tough for me

to like combat because obviously you know he kept winning he kept winning and every time i would say dude just cash out and walk out because i've seen this dude up like a thousand bucks maybe 500 bucks and you always piss it away every time every single time no 95% fail rate so i thought that you know maybe i was being a good friend by telling him hey dude just walk with this 500 bucks or with this thousand bucks like you are you are walking out a winner right now and then i'd look over and you're celebrating again and i'm like hey how did he how did he get more i told you no gambling how much did you win a thousand bucks i'm like fuck hey good job dude i know i i know i I quoted this about 37 times the hangover line.

Do you remember what it was? You never quit while you're on a heater. Exactly. I have a video of it actually. Pop it up right here. Is that out? Are you serious? You never quit when you're on a heater.

What? You never quit when you're on a heater. Got home and told Laundra, you know, she's like, how was your weekend, whatever? And I go, it was great. She goes, how did you do gambling? I go, oh, not very good. You know, probably lost like six, six hundred bucks, seven hundred bucks.

She goes, oh, but, but Evan won? I thought you lost that much the first night. No, I didn't recoup. I didn't recoup some losses. She goes, well, why didn't you just do what he did? I was like, well, that's not how it works, baby. I was trying to. That's just throwing it ungodly amount of money at something.

Evan just knows how to play. That's what it is, yeah. Yeah. Well, Evan's like a big, so for those, you that have never played roulette good for you never play roulette but if you put money on like the actual number so it like spins in the wheel you can put like you know if you put one dollar on a number and it hits you win 35 times that number back so you put yep so one dollar you win 35 bucks back that's like evans kind of go-to strategy and just like puts like money on red 18 18 23 17 11

interchange 10 once in a while so like usually you know it doesn't hit it's like you have 1 to 36 odds and so that was just firing for you though so you'd put like 25 on it and then win like 850 back 875 yeah i've never seen it work for you besides for that night but we can't forget about the big wheel no which is for some reason i don't know if it's everyone out there but at least for our gang i'm pretty sure the most electric game that you can 100 your strategy at big wheel is just button mash the screen so all you did the entire time so my strategy for the whole weekend was i didn't care how much money i won or how much money i lost i just wanted the entire crew to celebrate like crazy when i did win so like i would throw money onto like the super rare hits

of like you know one in 50 odds of hitting just hoping that eventually those are going to hit because i know how electric it will be when it does sure enough i think we got Two solid hits. I think I probably spent like 700 bucks on it because I want, I want a ton of money on it, but I kept spending all of it back just to chase that celebration. Yeah, the feeling. I lost every single dollar I made on it, but we had two insane celebrations. Speaking of that, you have an outstanding loan.

Oh, yeah, you owe me money too. I think my money was lucky because I loaned Ben money twice. He immediately won and returned my money. I loaned Ben money. He said, I'll get it back to you. bro, and then I send him a Vendma request. Nothing. Ken, I'll get it to you.

I just need one more day. I just need one more day. Hey, give him some time, man. You explicitly said, I'm going to forget. I'm not going to pay this until you forget about it. Did I say that? I can't believe he told him that. That's wild.

He really feels strongly about you forgetting, Ken's got the memory of a goldfish. You did call him off for overpaying the last time, though. I don't know if that was a good move. He overpaid by like 10 bucks. I owe $200 bucks. I owe Ryan 120. Yeah, you do remember, so that's good. We met Trudeau McGavin.

That might have been kind of my highlight. That was also electric. Yeah. It was kind of tough because there was so many of us that like I had a hard time that I didn't want to like bombard him. Evan and I were talking about this. Like I really wanted to like chat with them, you know, say what's up. But it was like everybody in the whole area was crowding around him.

But he liked Ben. He said, you look like the smartest guy. I'm going to give you my number. Yeah, he gave me his phone number because we were like, yo, you should come and be in reckless golfing five. with us he was like so shooter magavin is the main guy off of happy gilmore he's like the i wouldn't say he's a main guy what is he the antagonist pretty much the antangans he's the main guy short of happy gilmore yeah really so yeah we were like yo we're YouTubers and uh we we make

these reckless golf videos it would be lit if you were in one of them and he you know like kind of brushed it off i think a little bit and uh you know we we just like maybe we spent 10 minutes talking to him and people kept coming up and like getting pictures with us too so then this guy is like wait a minute who are these guys and then I think one of his friends might have been like oh shit they're actually kind of legit and like showed them our page and then immediately flipped around of like all right let's get shooter in there gave he his number and then he was wearing a seboy's hat the rest of the night that was the coolest part is yeah he wanted jeff's seaboy's hat and he put it on which was cool and we left two hours later he shows back up wearing the same hat

and he's taking photos with other fans running the hat i'm like that's really cool and then he was like yo you guys got to sign this yeah that was cool i also feel really bad that uh in the midst of me winning all my money i celebrated and blew his wife's drink girlfriend that was not his wife that was the uh that was like the president of naskar foundation okay well someone in the same group i guess There was six people together. I don't know who was who. Either way, I broke some nice lady's glass. Did it spill on her?

I don't know. I don't think it had a car. Like, he just knocked it out of her hand and it hit the floor and shattered. No, it's okay. It happens. I'm pretty sure I bought her another one. No, she took it very well. She's like, no, I was just trying to see what was going on.

And of course, you'd be excited. I just kind of threw my hands up. She was right there. There was this one guy that was cashing out like 15 grand. Oh, yeah. And I was insane. I was talking to his buddy. And I was like, what is this guy doing to win 15 grand?

and he was like roulette i was like well he's doing something right clearly i don't know i just started like chopping it up with him and he was like what's when's your birthday i was like april 26 and he was like all right we walk over to the relay table he puts a hundred bucks down on 26 and he was like if if this hits we're splitting it i was like okay fuck yeah misses obviously it always does and then he was like when's your mom's birthday and i was like uh march 6 puts it down on on the 6th and he was like, any other birthdays? And I was like, it's not happening, bro. I was like, I don't think it's working for us.

Man, I think we put one down on Greta's birthday, too. And then that one missed. And then he was like, all right, I'm out of here. This guy just burned 300 bucks on somebody he doesn't know. That is the unfortunate thing, though. Like, it didn't hit. It's still kind of a story. But if it hit.

Oh, it would have been electric. Yeah. That really is the fun. Winning money is fun, but. You got to just keep going. The vibes were very high. Yeah, they were high. It was electric.

It was fun. We'll be back. We will be back. I'm just looking for that roulette wheel. A little bit, you know, off as Sturgis. Is Ford Cheetos? I always have. I always will.

For making cop cars. Like, you think it's like less cool that Ford makes all the police cars. You think more negatively of them? Those Dodge Chargers. Yeah. There's a lot of,

there's a ton of Chevy like Caprices or whatever. Yeah. There's a lot of cops that drive. Tomo, Silveradoes. They still make them. But like when you think of a cop, car what do you think of? Or an explorer. Exactly. Like, do you think that? Well, that might be in our area.

That's just the car of the moment. In 10 years, it'll probably be something else. Is that throughout the whole country? I'd like to look the statistics up on this. Probably a good question. Crown Vic. Probably the most notable. Well, there's also the Chevy Caprice back in the day, too. So do you think Cletus is going to be doing races with

Ford Explorers? Or Ford. What are they? Explorers? Ford, yeah. Ford Explorers. Maybe. I mean, he's going to have to change cars, dude. It would be sick if they were chargers. Chargers would be sick. That would be a way better switch up than going to an exploder. Just enough from one boat to another boat.

Well, the reason I ask anyways, I was watching this thing on Instagram. And so obviously they're making like advancements to make the police cars better. One of them is that now that cars can self-drive, like if a cop gets out and goes on a foot chase to go chase down a suspect, the car will automatically drive to wherever the cop is. Oh, wow. So then when they arrest them, they stop and pull up and then the cop car pulls up. That's for a Tesla? It's pretty awesome.

No, that's for a Ford. What? Yeah, that's pretty awesome. Wait, they're actually doing that? They filed patents for it. Oh, for sure. That's like 10 years away then. Yeah, I mean, I don't really know on the whole thing.

But yeah, they have like a whole foot pursuit. Huh. What do you guys think about Tesla's being able to like be like taxis? So when you go to bed, You can just send your Tesla out and it can like Uber taxi people. Wait, what? Really? Is that a real thing?

I would not trust having random people just get into my car. That's where I was going. Trash it. Yeah. And then come home to like a car that's just got puke all of place. McDonald's all this shit in it. Especially with no driver in it. No driver.

You feel a little bit less like, you know, when there's the owner of the vehicles in it, you feel a little more careful, I bet. But I mean, I'm sure there's some people. What are you laughing about? Absolutely. I just picture Evan getting a ride home and a self-driving Tesla. Or they were just going to say a ride home, period. That too.

Evan would sit in the seat and then you'd already be like, what happened to this seat? He was actually being a good boy. He was just sitting there and hopped out. Dane's all over it. Yeah, no, that is a little skidmark. I feel like there's people. Like when I was in New York, everybody was driving Teslas. Like that, it was either you take a yellow cab or you take a Tesla.

So, I mean, people like that. What do you mean? As an Uber? Yeah. Like you can hop in a cab, which is just driving around. But if you call an Uber, I would say 93% of the other vehicles were Teslas. I just remember, like, when we were in Vegas, got a couple Teslas as an Uber. And the lady said that she rented that car for the day, Ubered with that Tesla.

And then, you know, she has her own car that she drives. It's like they're just, a lot of those are rental cars that those drivers are having. Man, that seems like a logistical night. There's no way you can turn it enough. cat i mean i guess it's nice because you don't put the mileage on your car but i feel like people like that would be like all right sick i can drive to my job and then you just have this secondary vehicle that goes out on friday night and just does its thing it's kind of cool yeah you could probably justify that i wouldn't do it with kent cyber truck one vehicle that you use for ubering

that you don't care about yeah but it has to still be certain like it has to be a certain level of niceness yeah it needs to be a certain year and you got to be like so like within i think a certain like within 10 years old, I think, or something. Hey, what do you guys think about the Vitale? The YouTuber Vitale is more of a streamer now. Doing like all like the, I don't know if you can say it on the podcast, but like the peto. Absolutely amazing.

You see the one with the, we put them in the chair that broke? No. That's my new favorite one. Let me see it. Put them in the chair. Let me see it. I don't know if I get.

Look it up. Yeah, well, our TV is gone, but I did order a new one today. Where is it? It's downstairs. It's next to the other TV. Hooked up to Micah's PlayStation. Oh, perfect. Perfect. This is what Micah needs to be doing.

But no, yeah, they just set them up and, you know, they do the celebration, but they give them this chair. In the chair, it looked like the chair I was sitting in at Gavin's house out in Colorado. It's exploded. Kind of a heavyside guy goes down like a ton of shit. Wait, so they purposely gave him like a chair that would break? Yeah. That's pretty funny, dude.

And what, so like this guy was obviously he was trying to link up with like an underage person and then they baited it. them in yeah honestly i saw this like on instagram like the 10 second clip but yeah i think that's the whole thing they're just like online predators they invite them to meet and then they act like they i saw another one you want to like a corvette or something or dude really yeah i haven't watched any of these on an actual stream i guess i just see the clips but i've always wondered like how do they bait how do they bait these guys in they just put a like start chatting on them on a fake account and then they say like i'm underage and all this and then once they proceed to go

through with it then they're like all right we got one i think literally on tinder or on instagram whatever like if you're on tinder you lie that you say you're old enough and then right away they'll be like oh i'm sorry i'm actually 14 and then people they just want to take a seat yeah and that's like an actor it right here so it's just like a little Dude, that thing didn't even kind of break it exploded. Oh my God, dude. That is some quality content right there.

They do that every time? Well, different, different brands. Oh, my God, that's funny. So I didn't know that they. So that guy, that guy clearly knows he's doing something wrong. Yeah, yeah, I think he knows he's meeting up with a young person. Did you see the one? Fuck, that's funny.

Do another one. Do another one. I want to watch another one. I saw a clip of like Acon coming in and he's like, you got locked up. Acon coming? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's like doing that.

And then Sway Lee, there was one with like Sway Lee coming in. And he changed like the words to one of his songs. It was like singing in this guy's face. What's wrong on this TV? As the guys get arrested, dude. Oh my God. Vitale is just ruthless Dude, Vitaly really made a hell of a comeback

He did There you go Oh my gosh, dude This is all live too I think it's an amazing concept It's funny The chair is funny Sometimes I feel like

To catch a predator is like Yeah Very They've been doing that for For 20 years Yeah Since since modern television It's just the next evolution

Of that Doing it live is Doing it live is a crazy concept Yeah You know How do you know how it's gonna go The guy could just be like You're right man

I'm sorry And then just sit down and not talk I think it's like One thing that like Everyone can kind of relate on Though is like It's fucked up I was gonna say that

It's not very polarizing because there's like pretty much no way to defend it. Yeah. And like I feel like everybody is aligned and they're like, you know, it could be if it was for drugs back in the day, people would be like, well, drugs are okay or drugs are bad. But like this one, there's just no, everybody's just like, yeah, fuck this guy.

What's like if you're going to prank somebody, like who's a better person to prank than somebody that literally everyone's going to agree on is a piece of shit. Yeah. Like you don't want to put that breaking chair up to just a random person but to a pedophile. Yeah. It's like it doesn't, it's like it doesn't, yeah, they don't have any human rights.

I've like, so that's like a trend, though. They've been putting videos like that on YouTube for a while. Like I've watched maybe one or two, like when Jideon would do them. But I never really thought they were that funny. You know, obviously like I agree. Like you should catch them or whatever, but it was just kind of a lot. Like I didn't really enjoy watching it. But the chair shit and Acon, like that's pretty damn funny.

That makes it a show. That makes it show. Yeah, sometimes. Well, there was one. I think I showed it on the pod where like they're doing it on the street and a guy comes up and he like a random guy comes and knocks out the pedified is like the guy was old you know it was like really yeah it was really crazy so but stuff like that's a little ugly that way yeah that one's maybe maybe a little messed up once like people start coming in like hitting them and yeah i don't know

pedophile might deserve a hit or two fair enough fair yeah yeah that 100% pretty hard to argue that Pretty hard to argue that point. Yeah, dude, that is funny. I hadn't seen those clips. Vitaly has made like an insane comeback. Yeah, he really has. Was he the one that did the psychedelics and attack? Yeah, and like beat up the girl on the sidewalk.

Yeah. Yeah, I never really knew who he was, but I did read that controversy. And then I just started watching this stuff. And I wasn't sure if they were the same person, but that is a heck of a comeback. He's one of the OG, OG YouTube pranksters. Like, I remember watching him when I was in middle school. holy yeah i mean he's been going forever yeah so like 30 years no no but i mean a long time like he's been on youtube for a long long time but he's he's like he's came and gone a few different

very very vocally been like i am flat broke like i i cannot afford to like buy lunch and then like made a huge comeback of like no i'm doing youtube videos again and then i'm flat broke i couldn't pay for my plane ticket to come out here and now he's got like this huge kick deal or whatever he streams Steak, yeah. Streaming definitely does seem to be. A lot of people are doing that. It'd be kind of tough. You guys can do a little dirt bike stream.

Dude, Cody's been telling me that. I just don't really know how that works. Yeah, I don't know either. Figure it all. We got bad service out there. I don't think we could stream nothing from the track. Starling, maybe. A little Starlink.

How do they stream? Like, where are they walking around streaming it on? It's got to be like just a cell phone. Because they film with like a camera. They have like a real camera. Yeah. And they're miced up. Is that what they're streaming on, though?

I think they have a person follow around with a computer. Yeah, they must have a person follows the camera guy around. Open MacBook? Open MacBook? I've seen that. Really? Yeah. So they can read comments and see what people are saying? Or they just watch it on their phone.

On their phone. I see that when Steve will do it, does that. He's like reading. He's got a second phone. I always think that when I'm gambling because I watch. That's the only streaming I watch. Like Vegas Matt, the Gambler streams. And then when Steve will do that.

And I'm like, damn, dude, I should be streaming right now. I could not just be. So there's a lot of gambling streamers out there. Slots, blackjack, whatever. But I was thinking, who's streaming pull tabs? Oh, that's my window. You and Slim, I bar fucking rip and pull tabs. Then Evan will be like, I'm working.

It's a tax right after. You have 11 people watching. The latest, like, live streamer that'll pop up in mind, they're live streaming scratch-offs. Oh, yeah, I have seen that. You ever bought out a roll of scratch-offs? Fuck, no. There's only 200 of them on a $1 roll. made 156 bucks 200 in 156 out it's actually a really good investment 200 in 156 back but the fun

you cannot put a price or you could call it 44 bucks I think a dirt bike stream maybe he's got something there what do it's like how many laps can you do you mount it like all right oh that would actually be a good idea like if you could I don't know there's donations and stuff right when you're streaming like if they keep donating you just keep doing another lap like 10 bucks a lap or whatever And you just keep going and going and going. Eventually, though, you guys are not going to be able to go much more. Oh, can you imagine? I mean, with the shape, you guys are?

40 laps. Whoa. You want to go run a few laps? No, I know you do. I know I'm just saying you guys aren't in that great a shape. Like 10 laps going hard is you're going to be pooped. No, I also agree. I do five and I'm poop.

How about Cody absolutely wadding himself up? I hate that. Can someone pop up that video? oh god it's like it looks like a bad crash but it it doesn't look that bad bad we kind of think after me and cody will have watched this clip about a thousand times is that my rear tire hits his foot peg because you can see his feet leave the bike and really the reason he crashes because his body's kind of like floating up above the bike but yeah i think the only contact we made was my tire

to his foot peg and that just threw things off enough to uh oh you didn't hit his front wheel no the front fender hit on the ground oh you're right that that's when the front fender got and it got in front like almost in front of my wheel you can see it bumped up just a little bit oh dude Cody ended up with a broken collarbone broken collarbone and broken collarbone and wants to deal with the scapula like the shoulder blade fractured his scapular yeah like the back part of your shoulder which i just saw somebody else somebody else had just done that i think it was like fucking travis postron off a triple backflip but i think he did get lucky as far as things go like no surgery just like just got to keep it real still for quite some time you know he's said it's a lot of

pain he said he's broken his collarbone and stuff before and this is the most pain he's he's been in unfortunately so we're rooting for him i think it's one of those kind of breaks where they can't do surgery on it it's You just have to keep it in the right position for an extent, you know, like four to eight weeks. It's always good not to have surgery, though. Yeah, for sure. I'll take holding still for eight weeks over having to go under the knife. Well, the problem is when you have to have surgery, like, you kind of start healing. And then they come in there and they like re-break it and then have to have, you have to have surgery again.

So with, with Cody's, though, is like there's like a straight-up chunk missing. Like, there's like a gap. Yeah. Where it should be butted up. So how does that come back together? I don't know. They didn't notice that the first day either, right? Didn't he?

I don't know. I mean, the x-ray is pretty obvious. Yeah, I don't know. I don't like that because it's just straight up broken and it like was like that in the x-ray table. He also said something about tearing some muscle down his arm just in general. Like he had muscle that tore off the bone or whatever muscles connected to. He says just one arm banged up from top to bottom. Oh, we got to protect that dude.

It's a good thing he's a warrior. It seems like every year he gets hurt bad on a bike. Yeah, pretty much. Since I met Cody. Yeah, there's probably been like 10 years that he's been banged up. Yeah, that sucks. I mean, just imagine right now, though, like, you have your shoulder blades on this plastic piece on your chair. You know, fractured shoulder, but I'm sure it's super uncomfortable to even, like, lean back.

I think people say, like, the shoulder blades are, like, one of the worst injuries. Yeah, because, well, I mean, you can't really, like, you're always moving them. You think even just, like, moving your head around, Yeah, that sucks. Oh. What the hell? Why do you look like that right now? Yeah, what is your problem?

We've left Sturgis, dude. What, what's your problem? What do you mean? What's my problem? You like that? Looks right. Looks right to me. I don't know when I saw Louie Best, so I put it on.

Gav looked like a local in Sturgis. Yeah, you did. Actually, somebody commented that on my story. They said Gav was made for the bike life. For the Harley bike life. I just got to buy a hog now. Don't say that, though, Gab. Then that's Cheeto.

Yeah, because now you're... What's a culture vulture? Culture vulture. What's that mean? Like, you're... It means when you show up in Sturgis and go buy yourself some jewelry from the tent. Go buy some letters. To look...

Well, just to look like what everyone else is looking like. Yeah. Buy some leathers, buy a chain. Honestly, I'm really disappointed. So exactly what we did. Yeah, exactly what we did, culture vultures. Yeah. I'm really disappointed.

Ford isn't here, dude, I think I'm out on sleeves. I'm out on sleeves are out. I'm doing cutoffs all the time. You know that requires to do like push-ups, like at least every other hour. Really? I think so. I mean, whenever I see Dalton and CJ not wearing sleeves, I see them out down on the ground. I thought it was more of a prep thing.

I didn't know it was like continual maintenance. You need a little life-wide open tattoo on me. You're going to start running nose sleeves. I don't know about that. I think you should, Ryan. I think I'd be, I'd look cool with no sleeves. They don't need to do the push-ups. You already got a tattoo.

That's enough right there. You don't need to work out when you have tattoos? No, I mean, if you're sleeveless, like, you either have the tattoo or you're doing push-ups. Okay. Ev was really pushing for everyone to get tattoos. Sturgis, 24. That's what I wanted. That's what I wanted Sturgis. I mean, I have been pushing you guys a little bit only because I'm branded.

I'm branded. You guys should be, too. Yeah, I can't disagree with you there. But I've said this many times. I've only wanted to get one tattoo and it's life wide open on my leg. And then you guys did that. Now the whole crew can't have that. Oh, I can't be a culture vulture.

I'm not going to be a culture vulture then. So were you upset that I did it? No, I thought it was awesome that you got up there. I was stoked that you didn't. And if I was there, I probably would have done it. But being that I wasn't there, I wasn't going to, like, get you guys a sloppy seconds on that ink gun downstairs. Kind of like Candid with the Louie Val. Yeah, yeah, kind of like that, actually.

What's wrong with buying a Louis vest? Evan bought one, but he wasn't going to pay for it, so I just bought my own. I think it's like the thing of like, you know, there's like one Louis vest per group kind of thing. It's like if we all had the same tattoos or, you know, it's just like you can overdo it. Plus, I already got the belt and the goggles, so it like, just said. Well, I'm just trying to try to get my introduction into it. Ken did look good, though. Like, there was an insane amount of moms that gave Ken a compliment.

They were like, who's this cowboy with the louis vest? That is true. The cowboy hat with the louis vest was insane. Yeah, can't argue that. I'm a cowboy boots. Don't forget the boots. I, at one point, was probably like 15 steps behind you guys walking through the crowd. You don't really hear it when you're in the mob.

You know, you're just like, oh, okay, we're walking around. People look. I'd say one out of five people go, you see that guy's fucking Louis vest? And it was either positive or very. Very negative. I had the same thing. Like, they would, everyone would be like, he's wearing a fake Louie. Like, all the, everyone knew it was fake.

I thought it was funny that they were in, like, the plastic bags, like, hanging up, like, to kind of look, yeah, to make them look, like, nicer than they were. In, like, a novelty knick-knack shop. Yeah. Or whatever. I mean, it wasn't a high-end vendor. It was, that was the highest ticket item in there. $10 or $30, was it $30 or $10?

Yeah, you guys was bomb. I was working that lady, dude. I was trying to get 50 off. They're asking $250, we got them for $2.40. Yeah, I got $10. Plus tax. But then you go to give them cash and they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we can't take cash. We can't take cash.

I think you would. There's a fake Louis Vuitton. You guys are stealing. It's like, now I know exactly who I bought this from. I can forward this on to Louis Vuitton and get you guys a cease and desist again. Damn, Ken. Snitch. No.

Hey, speaking of snitch. For a knockoff item like that, you want to keep everything under the radar. I did. nothing. No. What'd you do? When we watched a drunk guy pile his bike up into the police station or the fire department. No, actually, I didn't think that.

I probably would have been like, dude, you're going to get hurt. You're going to like, whatever. And what you yelled out is like, dude, I don't want to see you in jail tonight. You're like, don't get in trouble. And jail was honestly the safest place he was going to end up. Oh, my gosh. Because we pretty much watched him almost just wreck himself like five times in five minutes yeah that was that was scary i was he passed in between us we're in my raptor driving and there's

an oncoming truck coming and this two this old curvy highway on a two just a yeah two lane curvy road this dude one-handed on this like kind of custom chopper harley thing passes he's probably like 55 and he's like kind of overweight like he's by no means looks like he's an athlete one-handed passes in between us and another oncoming car and then like swerves over swerve back in because I'm sure he was just so drunk and he was going head on with another trike like a trike and then he cuts back over and like it was just gnarly I was like we're literally going this guy doing we can't go a quarter mile without seeing I know a cop anywhere we went all weekend and this guy's just leaving going triple the speed limit going anywhere he wanted

and then we rolled up to him at a stop sign with him just chilling no he waved everyone by everyone by and then he passed again everyone he passed we passed yeah And then, no, suddenly he, like, pulls over and literally stops and then just falls over. It looked like you had a heart attack. Oh, my gosh. He just, like, kind of, like, tipped over. Loses his boot. Like, he just kind of, like, tipped onto his knee.

Like, the bike was so low. It just kind of, like, you know. And then he just, like, gets up and, like, hops back on. And then Evan was, like, trying to tell him, like, yo, you probably shouldn't be riding all this. And that. Fair enough. And then ditch the bike anywhere and get the hell out of there and deal with it tomorrow because. But he, dude, the guy got back on the bike and goes, I'm fine.

Dude, he was firing the bike up with his boot still laying five feet away. Like, he did end up getting the boot, but, like, he was about to drive off without a boot. We wouldn't found the nearest police officer, and Evan told them that the guy was this way. No. That's not what happened. Well, what did you say? I didn't say anything. Actually, I got a video of it, right?

No. He said, well, the guy's this way, and then they went looking for him, but I think he was already gone. Yeah, no, that guy was a fucking idiot, dude. He was going to kill himself or somebody else. Yeah, honestly. Yeah, best thing would have been for him Like being that drunk I don't condone any drunk driving

But like he was so drunk I can't believe he even Like he could have died so many times Just in the time when we were around him He was actually riding so aggressively That I thought I was like man, maybe we should steer clear This guy maybe he's in like a fucking gang

And invincible from the law That's what we were thinking too He's riding one handed Down a curvy highway that you're doing like 40 in a truck And he's like, what? No helmet Just swerving vehicles. Yeah.

Our whole vehicle was the exact same. 50-50 of this guy is so badass he owns the place. Or he is literally blacked out and doesn't even know what planet he's on. Once he fell over, then we realized he's blacked out. But at first we're like, this guy is, like, is he a part of a gang? Like, I don't know. I ask him, where are you going? The Deadwood Motel.

Enemy news. You're in Deadwood. I'm fine. It actually was sad. It was sad to see. Yeah, I wonder how the night ended up for that guy. Hopefully, that was at like six o'clock, so. Hopefully, just woke up with a headache, and that's it.

A headache and a scuffed up bike. Yeah, that's true. Dude, the problem, if he would have pulled on Main Street and had the same stop that he did in the fire station where he just tipped over, he would have dominoed bikes. He probably would have gotten just feet to hell. I was nervous about that walking through all those bikes. I was like, imagine you just bump one of those bikes and it dominoes all of them.

What movie is that in? I'm sure it's in lots of movies. Wildhogs, when they tip over the bike. Geez, the least. That's kind of actually what we were this week. We were 100% wild dogs. We had the fake gear on. We were just like trying to play the part for the weekend.

That's like what most of the people. I think most of them are doing that. That's probably why we didn't catch too much serious flack for it. I think maybe people saw us and it's like, oh shit, like, they might be the real deal. They might be the real deal. They're just thinking, is that what I look like? Well, Ken, when they see you coming down wearing leather chaps and a leather vest on a jet ski moped,

I don't think they're wondering With the Louis Vuitton vest Everyone loved the jet ski mopeds I think it was probably I mean people love the mini truck But obviously there's so many other Motorcycle engines going off around there Like you kind of see that

And then it's like the jet ski just stands out You just know yeah And the craziest part is Ken was not the only guy on a jet ski motorcycle out there That was one other guys People kept talking about that They were like Oh hey you're the guy

on the jet ski moped yeah yep yeah i saw him last night with a couple chicks on it nope nope i don't think we're talking about the same guy but most people did recognize how clean kens was compared to the other guys apparently was pretty roached was pretty roached i nearly he got like a flat tire had to get oh thing had to get like towed back i did see that i'm in a facebook group scoot ski jet ski scooters there's a 2.5 000 people in here but anyway Anyway, I was named Jason. Do they vet you to get in there? Like, show us a picture of yours.

What you had to do, but he posted a bunch of pictures of him in Sturgis. Oh, seriously? Well, he had to get a toad. That is the guy. Yeah, because the cop said they had to, like, help him get the thing towed out. Was his street legal, too? It looks like he's got a light bar on the front. He was running a flag.

I don't know. He looks a little older than Ken. He did have a chick rolling around with him. Yeah. That might be his wife. Maybe. You should upload a picture of Ken, like one of the crispy ones that we got. See, did you want of Randy's friends? I don't think this is like the kind of dog that you would want,

but they found the cutest little puppy. Oh, yeah, I saw that. They're trying to save. I can't figure out whose it is. What's up with it? I don't know. They just found it. I think in town.

Doesn't it look any chips or anything in it? Yeah, no, they said no chips. Actually, it looks like they found out of the lake. Really? it does get lost. I thought you meant like Doritos. That's what people are doing these days? Yeah.

They can chip your dog. You can chip your kid now, dude. Is it like my mom had her dog. Nikki tried to give me to eat an air tag the other day. Evan, you could be chipped. Yeah, that wouldn't be a bad idea. They've been doing that for a while. Really?

Yeah. Then you know where they are. Does it ping? How do you check where they're at? It's just something like so if the dog gets lost. You just send a alarm off. shelter or something, then they can, like, scan the, you know, take a little wand or something, and then it knows, like, okay,

this dog is, like, owned by this person. You can, here's their contact. Oh, seriously. Or if it gets stolen and you could report it and, like, prove that it's your dog. Yeah. Easier. But they have to, like, be able to scan the chip, though. Otherwise, it doesn't, like, actively ping.

Oh, okay. I feel like they should add pinging capabilities to that. I think that's just, like, a caller then. You can chip your kids? That's nuts. Do stuff so, like, they put it under their skin? Yeah. in like your arm what there's a lady on tic-tok uh that's

chip girl chip girl's got it so like you know how you can tap to pay on your credit card she can do that with her arm that is so nuts dude i don't know if i want that shit that's a invasive for people let alone you do that to a kid that's whack dude a tap to pay in your arm that is that sounds fucking sick i feel like that cannot be good to have inside just get a little bracelet on them with an air tag and then you're good i know people that have done that but never like actually invasively like planted something into their kids Who the fuck? There should be no way that there's a surgeon that will do that.

Yeah, there's a surgeon for anything. You're right. Or you just bring him to the vet. There's hope still for some of my surgery wants. Yeah. There's still hope. Get someone with low enough morals and. Yep.

Small enough of a tweezers. Low moral, small tweezers. Yep. You could maybe get a two for one. I have me and you. What am I getting? Never mind. We'll talk about it off of the podcast.

I bet kids that are. chipped have to like come up with ways to like get around their chip it's like when like parents like locked the windows or some shit and the kid like is like freaking james bond of getting out of that i got to wear tinfoil trousers that's what throws off the tracking there's probably a way around everything i guess i can't speak what what it would like to be an adult and chip my kid but i know as a kid if i got chipped dude i'd be pissed not that i even really do anything but i just be like come on you know it's got to be pretty surface level you could probably get it out yeah it's just like it's like in like all the movies

you know they just like they take a knife and they pull it out of their arm i'm trying to think of what movie yeah like why does it sound like a movie isn't it like a james bond movie yeah i'm sure it's a james bond jane bomb james bond thing i'm sure it's a severance have you that's that the one of they had like split personality yeah if you see in the movie where the guy uh justin timbrelakes in it he has to pay with time you got like time a clock on your wrist yeah oh yeah that movie's lit dude really good kind of true also you you know like your life is just time like how much time you got yeah warren buffett said i could buy anything in the world but i can't buy more time interesting i sure more people have said that

then just but he also said it i saw a thing that uh your life exponentially speeds up after 25 because the way that your brain comprehends new experiences is slower so like doing something new for the first time feels longer than doing something you've done repetitively so statistically after you turn 25, you are doing less new things so your life goes faster. So you should continue to try to do new things to make your life feel slower. Interesting. Yeah. Not sure if I'm comprehending exactly what you just said, but it sounded like it made sense. I would agree with that. I mean, it seems like around here, time like literally just flies by. Yeah. And then at Sturgis, it was like, holy crap, it feels like we've had a full day and it was like, oh, it's six o'clock.

We were doing a lot. We were doing a lot. New experience. I get what you're saying. It seemed like, you know, we were in the moment you aren't like just time wasn't just flying by like we were always doing something but like it never felt like it was man that's that's a good point i was thinking about that actually the other day about how like fast summer goes yeah dude and i was like how can you experience summer to make it feel like it isn't going as fast and is there a way there might be probably do more do more but when you're doing more i feel like sometimes it goes fast it just goes faster because it's just like a blink of it on these stuff you've never done it's all new but i feel like we do new stuff every single week for a video it's always the same though it's still the same

thing in the sense not always but a lot of times it's a new vehicle same process no it's not that it's just like it's still the same thing you're like filming a video true you know okay like i think sturgis felt refreshing that's why we're excited about it yeah it was different it was all new video in a long time. Long time. Did you guys leave Sturge's feeling refreshed? No, I was on my deathbed.

No, absolutely not. Looking at the dash, it said seven hours to get home at 8 p.m. And it was like 11 in the morning. I was like, oh my God. I think it would have been different if we weren't there filming a video.

Like filming a video is just so like mentally taxing. That's what I'm saying. God, it feels good doing something. It feels so good doing something. Yeah, that's very productive. Everybody's asked me, how is Sturges, or like, how is Sturge is going? I go, oh, just burning the candle at both ends, but having a great time, dude. Summer would probably feel longer if we didn't black out.

Hey, you guys don't remember half of summer? No, I was a good boy this year. Were you? I feel like you've been off the fucking handle, Ryan. Yeah, what do you mean, dude? More than ever. Really? Yeah.

But I also, I've been locking in. I've been locking in during the week. What were you like last year? Dude, you were, yeah, I'd say everything about you is just rampant. camping like this. That's good. Everything up. Yeah.

We're headed up. It's all uphill, Ryan. You started the podcast with, this is my 11th day drinking in a row. Drinking at noon. Is 11 days a lot of days in a row? Yes. Ryan.

That's actually why you're here today, Ryan. Oh, Perg, this is my intervention. Yeah, this is your intervention. Publicly broadcast. We're not actually here to ask you about your drinking adventures. We're here to ask. you where our money is yeah it's being well invested into making new experiences oh okay i think people were actually pretty concerned that ryan was taking all of our money after

last week's podcast i just want you guys to know it's true is i still have not seen a single dollar it was pretty it was pretty good i think he watched that and was like oh shit i'm kind of being exposed here yeah i was sitting there on my trip watching it editing i go hmm this is probably doesn't look very good, but I probably better leave it. It's going to look worse if I cut it out. Yeah, exactly. It doesn't actually come into my account.

It goes into the community account. We just don't see much money from it. We're reinvesting, dude. Look at all the new advancements. Look at him. He's just backtracking right now. Look at all the new things we have here. At least we got rid of that shitty fire TV.

I sold it. I was kind of stoked to see that Minnesota actually legalized flying cars. You see that? Like off a jump. Go up to Duluth. Evans, like, perfect, dude. Dude, I have, every time I watch, that's in San Diego, where the big jump is. Duluth, I think, is just a mini version of San Diego.

And there are definitely spots we could jump Ken's Tesla. All the hill spot in L.A. Yeah, yeah, that's in L.A. Okay, my bad, my bad. But yeah, wherever the legendary, that one jump is, there are, like, those spots in Duluth. Really? So steep. And you really haven't seen much about that spot.

With Ken's Tesla, per se. Because that's like the most legendary. Did you see, did you watch the video on the, when that car landed? Yeah, it hit a couple of their cars. A couple of cars, a couple of trees. Whatever ended up happening with that. I think they like locked that place down. No, no.

I still see people there. It's still filming there. It's just a street, dude. That's been going on there for years. I think they like narrowed it. They, they change the design of that because it's. They really do need to just make it not a lip. I saw some dude just get ruined the other day.

He got towed in behind a dirt bike with roller blades. I saw that. That was funny. Wait, at that jump spot? Yeah. Oh, I got to see it. Let's see it. Yeah, I'm going to see if I can look it up.

I mean, what are you? I think he might have added a little kicker to it. Yeah, he did more, but I'm pretty sure he went straight to his hinders. Yeah. That does kind of suck when you come across an Instagram reel and now you're like, you'll never find it. Got to save it. Having a bit of a tough time. I'm going to put it in the comment.

A lot of rollerbladers in San Diego. Fruitbooters. Can you still call rollerbladers fruit booters? I'd say like maybe a couple years ago that wasn't okay, but now it's like nobody wants to see you rollerblading, bro. I mean, I'm hyped on it. If it's like the dude that the- Of course he is.

Bro. Of course he is. He goes the opposite way. Whatever way you go. Without fail. Yeah. Now he's saying, I don't know. I think rollerblading is pretty cool.

He's been talking crap on forever. They've made like scooters Frickin' cool now. If you go to the skate park, I don't care if you're on a BMX bike, a skateboard, Roller blades, or a scooter, if you're out there getting after it. Is riding a scooter cool? Not really, but if you're out there getting, and that's the same as Roller Blades, but if you're out there

getting after it, I support it is what I'm saying. They could be sitting in the house playing freaking video games, but if they're at the skate park killing it. As a guy who doesn't go to the skate park doesn't have a skateboard, rollerblades, a scooter. What? I just look at it as the totem pole is rolling. Polar bladings at the bottom, scootering's a little above that.

And then it's like BMX and skateboards are. No, that's an accurate totem pole. I love what Ken preface that. He basically said, I know nothing about this subject, but this is what I think. He just didn't want to be questioned further. I mean, I agree. I think that was probably a pretty, pretty accurate. Super accurate.

I think that was very accurate, Ken. I, uh, I just find it funny that Evans now defending the scooter, the fruit booters. I'm just saying, like, at least. they're out there doing something that's what i would say that's that's something i would say and you would respond with fuck no that's the most you're better off sitting on your couch than riding fruit booters you're better just standing there watching i own a pair of rollerblades ben really when have you used them honestly middle school do they have the grind bar in the middle they're a frame so they only run two wheels the whole middle's made for grinding their shadows i don't even know

if that company's i'm sorry i did i did miss the soap shoes in my my totem pole, but... Oh, no, those are... Healy's. Where do Healy's and soap shoes rank? They're crossbreeding in the middle there. Yeah, it's kind of like a gray area. Yeah.

Any luck, Rye? No, I can't find it. Dude, Instagram needs to have like a search menu. They do, but not. It's not very good. It's got to get better. Thank God you can ask meta-AI something, though. I don't know what any of that is.

Yesterday when CJ's trying to... CJ and Dalton are trying to get the trailer hooked up, and CJ's got his head behind the truck. Dalton's hollering. All of a sudden, it's like series talking to Dalton through the radio. And then Dalton's yelling at the radio and then CJ's responding. I'm sorry, there's no context of that, but God, it was funny. I didn't even know I did that.

The meta-AI thing made me think of it. No, like you were good. You're just putting the trailer on. But yeah, your truck started talking back to Dalton. You didn't like it. I feel like we did skip over, dude. Minnesota legalized flying cars. Oh, yeah, explain that, actually.

I'm sorry, we got carried away with jumps. It's called the Jetsons law. Like, they literally passed a law called the Jetsons law that legalizes flying vehicles on the roads. But is there such a thing as a flying vehicle? Because as we know, a hovercraft really isn't flying. Flying. Yeah, so what does it mean?

It's this car and, like, the wings fold up on it. There are so many other things our state legislature can be working on. And that's what I'm saying, dude. They were able to pass. That's what I'm saying, dude. Like, the whole board looked at it. Like that's not even a- Sure, electric or flying cars, let's do it.

That's not even a commercially available product. It makes no sense. But they have one. There is a thing out there that is a legitimate flying. Yeah, flying car. Yeah, I can't remember what it's called. They're building them in the UK and they, like their promo video. It's like a, it's like a prototype, right?

And they had some like legendary UK jet fighter. Probably not as good as any American jet fighter. But anyway, he, uh, he is flying it. It looked like, it was like flying around like this, like crazy. And he's like a literal jet pilot. I was saying he wasn't showing off. It looked hard to drive. It looked very hard to drive.

And he's a very skilled person. I feel like the type of person who buys a flying car is like your entry level homie. He's like, oh, it's like one of those things where they're trying to make two products that don't mix together work. And you're just getting the worst of all worlds. And it's just keep them separate. Yeah. Yeah, but the day that there's a flying car is the day that the future is here. Yeah, you're right.

Like, if you were to think, what is the future look like? You think about flying cars. Think how much money you'd save on tires. That's good point. Damn, I've never even thought about that. It's got to burn like five times the fuel, but that's probably why, honestly, there isn't. Big tire has been pushing it down, keeping us on the ground.

Yeah, I bet. I bet big tires trend. It's the Michelin Tireman in there lobbying against it. Marshmallow man. Well, shit. Yeah, boy. Good time. Glad we're all here. Glad to be home. Get back to work. We'll do some things. Sturge's video, probably not this week, but next week, it's worth looking forward to, I'd say. Stay tuned. It's going to be long. Keep cranking your hogs.