Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Who Tried to RUIN Micah's Wedding, Fight At The Shop & Gavins Dangerous Week
Episode Date: July 29, 2025The boys debrief the legendary wedding of Micah and Sydney, highlighting all the biggest moments, who tried to ruin the wedding and how Sydney feels about it, and also when they plan to have kids. We ...then dive into Gavin and Dalton Beef, Gavins insane week around the shop, and much more. This one is a riot hope you enjoy! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code WIDEOPEN at https://www.Ridge.com/WIDEOPEN #Ridgepod #ad Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/zz85607d #CashAppPod. As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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you're into. It was actually
the best wedding I've ever been to. The best
day ever. And I also want to apologize
right now. It's okay. I know you had to make it
about you. Oh my gosh. I got a bone to pick of the
because he was on a dirt bike naked
chasing you. No, that part was fine. Like I
enjoyed that part. So the
real hard-hitting question is when are you guys
going to have kids now?
He's like, I'm pregnant.
Honestly, I don't think we can answer that question.
You ready, shred AIDS?
Yeah.
What's wrong over there?
Nothing.
No, but something's wrong.
You look stressed, bud.
Oh, yeah, I just bought the plane tickets for me,
but it was supposed to be for something else.
Classic.
What?
One sec.
Let me just find.
This dude is still drunk from last night.
Where are my points at?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but I don't know if you should be.
buying plane tickets right now i need to find an assistant for this crap ken is definitely the flight
guy you're supposed to just tell ken book me a flight can't book me a flight can book me a flight
well you're gonna sounds like you already booked one oh my god this is actually happening right now
what do you mean what did you do put in the wrong phone number how many flights do you think you've
been on this year dude i think i'm well above 69 i think i'm at like a hundred right now you're on
100 flights this year? Probably right around
100 flights. I'd probably believe that honestly.
Yeah. Like, it's been insane. Yeah, no one
travels more than shred aids.
So many freaking flights, and especially at the
beginning of the year, it's pretty scary. There's a lot of stigma
around planes crashing and shit like that.
Thankfully, I haven't gone down. It's the most dangerous thing
he was doing it. Gaffy could eat that
fall, though. Dude, that's what's going through my head.
That's what's going through my head is I'm like,
how am I going to talk and roll? Where am I going to put my head?
I do think I can go. All this shit you're
doing, you're worried about flying
now? The black box would be
disintegrated and gab would just stroll out of there
waped the dust up
dude no one has had a crazier
seven days than shred A's
it's actually not been okay
I don't know how you're still walking
I definitely shouldn't be just tuck and roll
you are built like a cinder block
I'm so freaking lucky you guys
like seriously lucky for my build and just stay
in the gym I mean that's all I got to say
dude you are seriously like
meant to be doing what you're doing right now
and your build is perfect for it.
100%. Thank you for that.
I really appreciate it, actually.
There's no better compliment you can give Gavin.
You're telling him his build is perfect for what he does.
You said he's built like a cinder block,
but I would argue if you took a standard cinder block
and threw it off that loading dock, it would break.
Yeah, you're stronger than a cinder block.
My favorite part, though, is after the fall, he just stands up,
I should not be okay right now.
I should not be okay right now, but I'm fine.
I'm fine.
How am I fine?
What the fuck?
I'm going to believe it, bro.
I mean, the second I saw my head going for that wall,
I was like, oh, it's going to be a good one.
And I never even got knocked out.
You're not even wearing a real helmet.
You're not even wearing a real helmet.
It's cut and have.
You're supposed to throw away a helmet after you take one fall.
Oh, that's what I heard.
Oh, maybe even more.
I mean, seriously, I don't think there's a helmet that has ever seen more crashes than that one.
Like, at least no real.
No, I would actually stand by that.
Like pretty crazy.
Yeah, you guys will see it in.
this Thursday's video, but Gavin had four of the gnarliest crashes within a four-hour span.
It was just boom after boom after boom.
I woke up out.
It was going to be a casual morning next thing you know the second they took me to the first
place, I knew it was going to be a good crash.
The merge barn, I figured there wasn't going to be a crash.
I should have been okay walking away from the merch barn.
And then when we got back to the main shop, seriously, we just hit launch mode, had a nice little
lunch, and you guys iced me for two hours, wondering what we're going to do.
And yeah, we did it.
Hey, but I do want to put this out there.
You guys didn't make me do anything.
Like, it's the perfect amount of peer pressure.
And it was me wanting to do it 100%.
Like, we actually didn't want you to do the rail again.
We were worried about that.
Yeah, you weren't supposed to do it.
I know.
You flipped the script as soon as Deja showed up.
She shouldn't have showed up.
That was, yeah, 100% the turning point for me.
I mean, I was like, oh, crap.
Like, things just got really real.
That's the one day she showed.
I was like, okay, I got to hit it now.
And, you know, Evan and I walked behind the barn.
And he's like, dude, like, you got it.
If anybody's got it,
You've been practicing your whole life for this.
Like, you just can't go up there and not commit.
And once he said it, like, it was kind of just a man-to-man talk.
I was like, all right, Ev, if you believe in me, you know, I believe in myself.
And I really wanted that same feeling that I got when I went over the first rail.
Yeah, so you were telling me this last night.
That was the, you're chasing that high.
Oh, my God.
Seriously, one of the best highs I've ever had.
Like, absolutely unreal how good that felt, too.
It felt so good.
Seriously, right before I hit it.
I just wanted that feeling of landing it, greasing it right off the, yeah, right off the landing.
But I came in fully pinned.
I committed all the way.
I don't think there's anything else I could have done.
I think I was just a lack of skill at that point.
You were honestly set up for failure.
You broke the landing ramp.
The landing ramp snapped in half and folded.
I know.
What you got about?
Like, even if he would have done it perfectly,
you would have ate shit.
He had no chance.
The landing ramp was not built well enough for your weight.
No, not even close.
What he landed on, like, the whole edge of the building for like 100 feet,
it's like clean.
It's just pretty standard.
And where he landed.
Five feet where he crashes,
is a pile
it's split
lumber
right
in firewood
a boulder
the size of a
fucking pumpkin
and I saw
right as I was coming down
I was like
all right
I'm not landing
on anything
soft right here
and then Gavin
he's standing
at the top of the
rap he looks at me
dude
I should not be okay
right now
like seriously
what the fuck
like most people
would be going
to the hospital
right now
but I'm sitting
here having a Tony
I'm just fine
I'm just fine
like how the fuck
is this possible
like he was more
mind blowing
that he was
was okay he's like i don't know i don't know like there's something about it i mean we've seen gavinie
it's so many falls and i would say 90% of them pretty much immediately you know he's okay
but my angle when he disappeared for that split second and i saw the angle of how the three-wheeler
was coming down on him i went this is the one he's finally jammed up and it took me about
one second to run around to the other side to see what's going on and he's already up hollering
Like, oh, thank God
Then I was able to laugh
When he crashed
Jumping out of the loading ramp
At the Mersbarn
That one
I just saw him go
Ass over T-cattle, right?
I was like,
There's no way
That he's good after this
And just sure enough
He gets up good
What do you fuck?
What to fuck?
That one was so bad
I had a feeling
I was gonna do it too, man
I just didn't want to say anything
to you guys
It's the smallest gap, and you managed the wedge tire.
What was this big?
I know.
It was this big of a gap.
I shouldn't have any gap, though.
Dude, I was going to tell you guys, I don't want any gap.
And I was looking at the landing.
It was such a steep landing.
It was either trying to come in nose-heavy, put the front end down,
or I thought I was just going to go straight to my back.
So I'm kind of glad I did what I did.
You could have done.
What?
100%.
Dude, it was so steep.
There's no way I did not have the skill to land.
It was Dr. David did.
He literally just like, boom.
He popped up.
Yeah, of course he did.
I am not skillful in that type.
way whatsoever. 100% I can go and send a freaking tablet. Yeah, you don't have much touch,
do you? Small jumps 100% no touch at all. Like pit bikes, that's why I'm horrible on pit bikes.
I think what was the funniest part though is we set you up for success. You had by far the
faster rig. Correct. Like that event was all set up for you to win. And then you crash,
obviously the first time. But then David finished probably 30 seconds ahead of you. And all of us
we're just sitting like this like oh fuck and then this is just like a little easy finish line thing
and then you you just hit the grand finale off the finish line you crash on the finish line
dude we should have stopped filming after that one like you you it was like the equivalent
do you see the guy that's like you have the fully set table and you ripped the tablecloth out
from underneath it that was you and the three wheelers just I'm on it one second next second
she's gone no you were gone yeah the three wheeler did not move yeah
Sir Isaac Newton was in correct.
Yeah, he was right, man.
An object in motion definitely stays in motion.
He's finally starting to learn physics, the hard way.
Gosh, damn.
I'm pretty sure that's like the second law right there.
That's the first one.
Oh, the first one?
I don't know.
It's only when I pay attention to.
It doesn't involve three wheelers.
That's like the biggest part of crashing, man.
If you get stuck up right away, that's when you get hurt.
But if you can keep your momentum rolling, then you're going to be fine.
So that's why the building was making you nervous.
I hated it.
I knew there was just no move in that.
building, like, no matter how hard I hit it. You dented the building. I know. I wish I would have
did it better, man. If I would have had a better helmet, it probably would have gone through it.
You should put a little Sharpie on there just as Gavin was here. We're going to sit there.
We're going to put that helmet in a glass case and retire a GAV. I think it's time for a proper
helmet. Probably that helmet should just retire with me, though. I think I just got to keep wearing it, man.
Dude, it's like chasing the oil on one of our builds and then it breaks afterwards. I don't know.
Just don't touch it. It's a little bad juju. I do agree you should have a new helmet. I just, there's
something about that about it it has it has worked so far so you know great true i mean as you
guys have seen the video i'm stoked about how much that helmet yeah save my butt three times
that day or well i actually hit my head three times though oh yeah the helmet was just for looks
on the other one okay uh skate park i hit my head the first one the first one coming in the
merch bay i didn't hit my head where you ran into david wide open and then no
Don't know. Spenny even said it was kind of dirty what David did on that one. It was not dirty. It was a little bit dirty. What are you talking about? You ran into him. He cut me off. He knew I was trying to come around and he proceeded to... No. There was a nice little... No. You just didn't know how wide you were. You don't know how wide you were. You don't know how wide you were. You don't know how wide you are. You just don't know how wide you are. You bump into everything. Ryan had to tell the guy at Zorba's the other day, hey, if this guy's butt...
you just hit that poor dude like 15 times too he's you know telling his story
bumping into the guy behind him up yep just a bowl in a china shop i've always been that way too
man really like even playing soccer nobody wanted to be around me you play soccer
oh hell yeah i just learned about you oh wow yeah when you talk about playing football all this time
i thought completely no no no soccer was my main sport up until eighth grade my dad didn't let me play
And then I finally got too many red cards, too many yellow cards.
They're like, dude, this kid cannot play soccer anymore.
He's got to go play football.
And I went and played football.
I had no clue what I was doing, but still wouldn't make some noise.
But yeah, dude, I would just go on the soccer field and run kids over.
I believe that.
Yeah, I was this hell of a soccer player at one point, though.
That is crazy.
Isn't that insane?
We're just finding this out.
And you weren't even a goalie.
You, yeah, you seem more of a tender.
I was a stopper.
Bye!
The newly wed couple.
What's up, brother?
Dude, I've been waiting so long to say this.
My wife.
What's up, Sid?
I know.
He's got married and stuff.
All right.
Let's go.
A little backstory for the listener.
Mike and Sidney got married last night.
We had their wedding yesterday.
I mean, I feel bad saying this for the other people's weddings that I've been to,
but it was actually the best wedding I've ever been to.
Thank you.
There was so much stuff that happened at the wedding.
That's for damn, sure.
There was so much stuff, and it was just, it was just a great time.
It just really was.
From Gavin stealing Ken's Continental with Evan, doing donuts right before the best man's speech,
dusting out, everyone eating, you know, your hot dog stand.
How much money did you make last night on the hot dog stand?
Quite a bit, actually, like 300 bucks.
Damn.
And I didn't even work it.
Your uncle just came over there and shoved it a bunch of money in my pocket.
That was the best.
Another profitable night, huh?
Yeah, it was good.
That was actually one of my favorite parts, because sometimes the dance,
can get long and like you dance for a little bit and then you're like all right now we're
rolling in the hot dog cart and then we dance for a little bit and then there's fireworks outside
and it's like it's something always something going on and we didn't even run out of hot dogs
actually shut up exactly yeah even had a few extra probably have that for lunch today I was like
expected to have leftovers because like no one likes hot dogs as much as me so like you figure
I probably went overkill I'll just eat them right but yeah it's been left over you know like
everyone says that the day goes super fast
which obviously it did.
But no, I felt like it was jam-packed.
Like, it felt like a full day from start to finish.
11 a.m. to 12 a.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think we stopped at 12 p.m.
12 a.m. sorry.
11 a.m. to 12 a.m.
Before the wedding, I asked Mike, like the night before I was like, dude, are you nervous?
Anything like that?
And he goes, yeah, I'm honestly just worried that the day's going to go too fast.
It was his only worry.
Before the whole day, before all the stress and everything, he's like, yeah, I just want to enjoy the whole thing.
And I was like, damn.
It kind of did.
honestly i mean i yeah i want to do it over and over again yeah so i would say i like lost my
voice so that's another thing but you guys all look so hungover dude
everyone's pretty quiet in sunglasses back here's crazy i know you guys aren't supposed to be
talking right now but like half the crew has their sunglasses on i didn't even drink and
honestly at the end of the night i was clapped like i was like holy shit it's been a long day
like out in the heat and doing so much stuff.
We were just jam-packed.
There was some sunburn that happened that was unknown.
From who?
Megan?
Yeah, I saw that.
Holy.
She got burnt.
You guys both killed at great speeches.
You guys both did a really good job with your wedding, too.
It was a lot of fun.
Gav, yeah.
And I also want to apologize right now.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, look her in the eyes.
Do it.
I am very sorry.
You know, we were just hanging out.
A couple Tonys and.
It's okay.
I know you had to make it about you.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no.
I was not trying to make it about me.
It just kind of so happened.
I ended up with the keys in my hands and.
In the ignition.
Was it cool at least?
Did it look cool?
No.
That's actually the worst part is that it didn't.
It didn't look cool?
Because it was, you know, just.
What was the stigma?
You were just sitting in your chair, right?
I'm so sorry, but I do want to look at details.
Well, we were all getting ready for speeches.
So we were trying to get everyone to be in their seats.
Yeah.
The DJ was like, make sure everyone's in their seats.
All of a sudden, literally all the black tucks is running over there.
Yeah, literally the MC goes, all right, we're just waiting for the bridal party to sit back down.
And then you see Gavin doing fucking donuts 25 feet from the tent.
Like, we see donuts literally every day.
Of course.
At least once a week, someone's doing a donut around here.
Dude, I doubt some of our family has seen someone do a donut since Uncle Timmy got drunk 25 years ago, you know?
people were nervous they thought you were going to hit them
you slid into the trees were they nervous you think
I guaranteed they were I was nervous
dude I just didn't want to hit a tree
I thought you guys put it into the trees at one point
from the angle I was sitting you backed it up
extremely close yeah so I mean for context
we were just sitting down and Evan
and Gavin and other Gavin
and Jeff and Doug
Spenny they're all over there
and I knew that Evan and Gavin
were pretty liquored up from the moment
I saw them they had already put in a pretty
solid shift for the last three, four days.
So they pulled up rolling.
Oh, man, we just came off the mozzarella sticks.
Yeah, you guys were at Zorba.
So they pull up.
We immediately ripped the sleeves off Gavin
because he looked weird having sleeves on in his tux.
So we ripped those off.
What did you think about that?
That's the first thing I noticed at the ceremony.
I'm, like, looking around at everyone, I see Gavin.
I'm like, did you like it?
It was appropriate.
So no.
I think she'd be lying if she said she liked it.
I mean, it wasn't, like, bad.
If you want them, they're still in the car.
We can definitely sew them back on.
I don't even have the shirt anymore.
It's completely gone.
There's nothing.
It's ripped to smithering.
It was okay.
I just was so surprised at how, like, rough it was.
It was a hand job.
Like, I mean, it was...
We just ripped it.
We just ripped it.
Like, we didn't use a scissors, nothing, just fucking...
Yeah, that showed.
But that was all right.
That's what he prefers, though.
And at my wedding, I would hope that you would show up.
like that.
Be yourself.
Yeah.
Like that's just so on brand.
And Evan being just a little bit on like the fence of not knowing where he's at.
I like that, you know.
Hey, what do you mean?
Not knowing where he's at?
He was just on one.
Oh, just looking around?
Yeah.
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The first thing I noticed at the ceremony was Kevin had a booger hanging.
Did you not tell me about it?
Yeah, no, I did.
I looked at you and I went like this.
Did I get it?
Yeah, you got it.
You got it.
Gosh, damn it, dude, me and this buggers.
So anyways, how this Continental thing started is I was sitting there, you know, we're lasted down.
And I hear people throwing up bets.
Like, I knew they were trying to get Gavin to do something and people were putting money up.
I didn't know quite what.
And then the next thing I see is Gavin and Evan sneaking off hopping in Ken's Continental,
which you guys rolled in on, which it looked perfect.
It was so cool.
It looks so good.
So Ken's Continental sitting there just like a nice showpiece almost in the wedding.
Like it's almost, I'd say it's decoration at this point.
You know, it's very much a part of it looking awesome.
He's got just married on the back, a bow.
And next thing I know is I see Gavin and Evan sitting in there.
And they're about to like start it up.
And I think us that were like, no, no, no, someone stop him.
Someone stop them.
I don't know who ran over, but someone stopped you guys.
Bended.
Oh,
Bended.
That was the first time.
You put a stop to it.
You put a stop to it.
Then, you know, I don't know, probably an hour goes by.
We ate and everyone's just about to sit down for these best man speeches.
Gavin and Evan, I just see that thing.
It was weird because it was so quiet.
But like, I just see it like, damn near hit the trees.
And it starts whipping, whipping donuts.
And everyone just turns and looks.
And it was like, I'd say it was a mixed reaction.
I think half the people liked it, half didn't.
But it was so on brand.
And then I would say 25 didn't know what to think about, 25 didn't like it.
I didn't hear anyone who liked it, but it was on brand.
Okay, there we go.
But a lot of people were like, hey, did you kill him?
Is he still here?
I'm like, yeah, he's still hanging out for sure.
Thank you for not kicking us out.
Oh, of course.
I hid out with the caterers for the whole speeches and everything.
I was eating dessert with the caterers.
Evan left.
Because I, well, I had to sit in the middle and I knew that people weren't stoked.
and I had to leave poor Nikki sitting by herself and I hid with the vendors and they were
hyped me dude that was so good that was epic yeah yeah I didn't know I had to worry about
gab I put Evan by my aunt and uncle oh she loved it oh yeah which one trista oh yeah that makes
sense yeah yeah got a good look bad it's fine it's fine yeah it was very on brand and also like
it's over it's funny the car's not fine now
Yeah, that's what I was wondering.
I'd say the only real loser here is Ken,
because now his car is fucked up.
I showed up, you know, I parked in the garage
in the wedding venue last night,
and then I show up this morning.
There's a nice, good old puddle oil under it.
That's fine.
It just got a little more.
And then it comes back to the shop.
It's smoking.
There's now, it was parked in the shop for probably five minutes,
and then I looked underneath, took another video,
another puddle of oil.
Oh, you should get that out of the garage.
We don't have an oil in the garage.
Yeah, Ken.
That's an outside.
Get it out of a car.
First off, first off, it needs to be cleaned.
I'm sorry, I'll clean it.
I will.
There's grass inside it.
And then it has to go off to get fixed.
I pulled it in the garage door, and it was running great.
It ran great here.
And there was no smoke.
Ken already walked by.
I gave a full little walk around.
And then he comes back in again.
I see smoke coming up from him all trying to waffle out of here.
I think what really made it a scene, though, was when Ken went to the car.
Everyone at this point's watching.
And Ken marches to the car with steam rolling out of his ears.
And for some reason grabs Evan in the passenger seat.
Like, you start, he starts trying to
bring Evan out the car.
No, Evan had his keys.
He was trying to grab the keys from him
and Evan had taken them out.
I stayed seated.
I was like, I don't want to even be involved in this.
But it was, oh, my God.
You were not happy with me, Rai.
You came up at me pissed.
I wonder why.
I did it again.
I did it again.
Same thing that happened on the jet skis, man.
Here's the deal with it.
The F words from you when you're pissed on the stairs.
You what controls is not a good thing.
You're right about that.
Here's the thing on it, okay, is I know that Sidney and Mike have spent the last year, like, perfecting every detail of, like, their thing.
And it was, it's, like, it's on brand for us.
Yeah.
But it was kind of like their moment, not our moment.
Yep.
I was mad that it happened at, like, this time when everybody's, like, waiting.
Like, even after the speeches, still would have been mad, maybe a smidge less.
I know 100%
It would have been a lot better after the speech
It's terrible timing
I don't know who gave me the keys right then
But I still think timing regardless
It was just like something I was just not stoked about
And I don't fully blame
You and Evan apologize so much that I had to tell you to shut up
Because I was sick of hearing you say sorry
But I do want to mention the instigators
Of the scenario
They both look confused
Like they weren't like giving them money
I didn't throw in on
the deal. I did not throw any money either. They did it. You
you guys are saying, oh, this will be so funny. And then they start doing it. It's like,
oh, why did we let him do that? Yeah. Then they're like, oh, what? So I do want to say,
I don't want us to go, but it was funny. Oh, but look, everybody's smiling. Like, it's
Mike and Sidney's decision to decide if they're like happy with their one on. And they can,
yeah, Mike has been pretty quiet on it. Pretty in the middle on it.
Like, I don't think...
Mike's like I'm not too.
And I, basically what Ryan said,
it was definitely not okay at that time.
It wouldn't have been okay later.
But it was like still pretty funny.
There's something legendary about it.
Like, yes, it was,
it was not ideal in the moment.
But when you look back,
you're like,
yeah,
you remember when Evan and Gavin took the Continental
and did donuts and we were all mad at them.
But now we look back.
It was pretty funny.
I was just glad at how underpowered it was.
You guys literally had it screaming at like 2,500 RPMs.
Oh, I was to the floor.
It was whipped
It actually does pretty good donuts Ken
You said it wouldn't and it did
Oh I swung it
Yeah and you also ruin the motor now
Because now it's got to get
It's probably fine
It's leaking oil is not ruin
What full rebuild after this?
I mean they're gonna have to tear it apart
I'm assuming it's just a one gasket
I'll go fix it later
No you're not touching that man
I got a can of see if I'm in the back of the truck
Bro that car made it since how old is it
60 years old
It's 60 years old and you drove it for 16 seconds
And you blew it up
Sorry about that one again
We'll figure it out
A 12 I would be sick in there
No
No absolutely not
Probably should
No but seriously guys
I did not want to try to make it be about me
I was just trying to elevate the situation a little bit
You know get some more people smiling
Spenny showed me a video of you during this ceremony
Just
Oh no it was beautiful
Everything was beautiful
I did have amazing
Of course I teared up
There was so many people came up to me
And we're like bro I didn't expect to cry today
But I did a lot
Your vows were poetic brother
fun yeah you killed it you really did you shed any tears not a single one honestly i think i think
i think you guys were too happy to like there is such things happy tears but like that's how i felt like
i was actually just like so happy i wasn't that emotional about it you okay i cried a little okay
you got a little yeah we're not we're not big criers i would say you were very emotional i was
i'm not a big crier at all like you did you smiled probably a few times during the ceremony but you
were just like oh yeah you were if i'd seen mike cry i probably cried i would if i'd seen
the other guys crying then i would but i was in the front and i kind of like turned around and
look at jake and jake's standing there like this and i was like oh i guess everybody else is
an emotion i don't want to sob up here like an idiot but then i i learned that everybody else
was kind of nice to like looking over ben's like literal eyes are just beat red just like tears
streaming down that was really cute to look at and just all of you guys smiling it was
It was sweet.
Good.
Yeah,
Spenny also came up to me and goes,
if you ever make me cry like that again,
we can't be friends.
Aw,
that's cute.
Dude,
it was just such a legendary day.
I mean,
like all the people there,
most of them are here.
And the first wedding is obviously a lot coming up.
But like,
dude,
when we get all our friends together
and our families together,
like,
it was just so fun.
It's going to be hard to compete with,
man.
The best.
Yeah,
I mean,
sure.
You guys set the bar real high.
Not that it's a competition,
but you guys like just.
But it's like,
yeah,
I mean, top it or don't, but, like, I just want to, I want to do that again.
Try, bitch.
Yeah, I don't even know how, like, I was, that was some pretty awesome shit.
Like, I'm going to have to get, like, a tiger at mine or something.
And I'm going to have to set up, like, some kind of ramps and shit for Gavin.
Like, I want that at my way.
I want you guys to do that shit.
I don't know what you guys are going to do, but, like, I'll give you, like, some, like, some props or something to work with, you know?
We have the airbag set up.
We need something.
I'll probably have a rail for Gavin.
I would be so.
flaming rail a rail over this god damn it i got to do this
no one's saying anything is just a three-wheeler there set up
that'd be so mad at least no we're doing i don't know what you guys are doing but you
got to come up with something good you guys have permission to do whatever the hell you
want at my wedding whatever you want now i think both you guys did mike you guys do
whatever now sid can say yeah i can't wait for sid to show up to gavin's wedding and
do something not even mike just said
I wasn't.
No, seriously, anything.
Run it.
Drive a car through a house?
Yeah, I'd make it.
Well, it's not really fun if you want us to do it.
We'll just make you think all day that we're going to do something.
And then do nothing.
Yeah.
Kind of boring.
You got a couple steps to figure out before that.
We'll figure it out.
Yeah, I need a fun of life.
So what?
Things didn't work out with Dacia?
Did not work out with Dacia, sadly, no.
So the second time around ended better or worse than the first time around.
The first time around ended terrible.
I'd say this one was a little bit better.
You know, we got dinner hung out for a second.
you didn't run away this time i might have ran away at some point but yeah we just when when the bill came
out yeah when the bill came out too she kept one but you know dasha's a great girl it just didn't work out
we're on the next one wasn't meant to be 100% wasn't meant to be yeah still in the dating market though
we did have two subscribers show up to the wedding oh yeah we skipped all over that like that was right
before we were like about to go down and i see these two kids sitting in there in flat brim hats
and Pipiper sunglasses
wearing like some blue jeans
you know dirty blue jeans I'm like
is this like Ryan's cousins or something
you think they're like I thought it maybe was
I was like oh it might be one of our cousins
or one of your family members
I thought it was like some workers
you just think you don't really mess up
a little better than that but whatever
and like they were looking at us
kind of how you know how subs look at you
but they're playing a cool
and then it turns out they just kind of crashed the wedding
they just pulled up yeah
luckily they also left before the wedding
actually started but it was
Apparently my mom, like, recognized.
She was like, oh, you don't know.
Yeah, and so she was like, hey, sorry.
They were nice.
Yeah, they were nice.
They were like, okay.
Check it out.
Yeah.
Well, they didn't even like come up to us, which was interesting.
Yeah.
I think they were trying not to, but yeah, I mean, if you're going to sneak into a place,
you got to act like you own it.
You can't be like standing in the parking lot, nervous.
That's what I always think so.
Not advice for anybody else's wedding.
Sneaking into anybody else's wedding, but you do.
You got to act like you want, like you're, you're meant to be there, you know?
People like define big weddings differently.
Sometimes, like, 350 to me is big, but like 200, like 200 people, you can look around and know every single person there.
So it's like, if they were sitting down, I'd be like, who is that?
I mean, yeah, trying to sneak into a wedding with like 50 people.
They stood out.
Pretty sure they rode their dirt bikes there.
That's kind of sleep.
Oh, were they the neighbors?
Maybe there was a dirt bike.
We did look good in those suits, though.
We looked dang good.
You guys all look beautiful.
I filmed a couple silly TikToks.
I got some merch made, some hats.
That was a hit.
The photo booth was really fun.
Sidney bought a photo booth and customized it.
And that was just, I hope you guys all got photos on that.
Yep, we did.
Got some photo strips going and, dude, it was fun.
Sidney got me this watch.
Let's go.
That was like so.
Dang, dude.
Get a tennis bracelet.
Dang, you got to get gifts at the wedding, too?
Why is it called the tennis bracelet?
It's just a style, but yeah, I don't know why they call it tennis.
you guys look different kind of like look married to me now like obviously you are but like looking
at you you look different like I think with the jewelry now you kind of like grew up yeah I got more jewelry
on than I ever have kind of did you have a fun night yeah you were jumping on the dance floor
briefly but yeah I actually do remember that because your shoes were clacking I did have one other
incident I'm not sure if anyone knew but the pastor said he was going to tackle me before it
hurt did you hear about this mic so before everything started uh when we were over in like for your
initial ceremony we all sat down and i thought i was gonna have a silent toot wasn't silent but
everyone played it off cool and after the ceremony was done he came up to me and he was awesome he like
high five and he's like bro if you would have done that again i was about to tackle your ass
i thought during the ceremony i thought it was for as soon is it that hard to believe no it's not at all
I thought it was for when as soon as like the Here Comes the Bride music came on.
You stuck your hands and went, you cracked a fresh drink.
So loud.
It was almost like you intentionally tried to make that as loud as you possibly could.
I miss that.
I don't know.
I guess I just opened it.
I apologize for that.
No, it's okay.
I just looked at you and laughed.
I think I was the most worried about your belt was the issue there.
Was it about to give out or what?
Yeah.
I'm glad it held up.
Just his normal belt.
It's just maxed out.
Did you have to drill a little slot in there or no?
No, luckily when I bought it, I went big, so like there's plenty of holes.
I'm still in the middle of the hole range, yeah, yeah.
I thought you had to drill an extra hole in it.
Fuck, no.
Oh.
Can't drill a hole in a Louie belt.
Oh, I had a twist it.
We'll let you guys get on with your day, but any final thoughts and any notes.
I just, I guess I'll just tell you the story behind the tennis bracelet.
No, it said it originated from an incident involving a tennis star.
Chris Everett during the 1987 U.S. Open.
She was wearing a diamond bracelet when it broke
and the class became undone during a match
causing her to stop and retrieve the scattered diamonds.
This event led to the bracelet being playfully referred to
as a tennis bracelet.
There you go.
Some more you know.
Yeah.
Well, we're married now.
Yeah, we're stoked.
I mean, it was literally the best day ever.
Which is like, I feel like everyone says,
but it really was.
It was the most fun day of my entire life.
hard to top i just had probably the most fun days of my life at the bachelor party but the wedding
topped it you guys absolutely killed it with just the whole day thank you yeah it was really fun to
be a part of it was like so much planning that just all fell into place we had the best wedding party
it was awesome Ryan you killed it my cousin killed it everyone really did yeah so good love you guys we're
so excited for everyone else to experience it so the real hard hitting question is when are you guys
going to have kids now.
Good question.
Damn, dude,
he's got married yesterday.
Sidney's like,
I'm pregnant.
Honestly,
I don't think we can answer that question.
Not because we're keeping it a secret,
just.
I mean,
I'm 24,
you know?
So I feel like we still got a few,
you can wait a few years,
but also who knows,
right?
Mike's going to be a grandpa
about the time they're born.
Yeah.
I'm going to come out.
You're not even going to have a dad,
just a grandpa.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah,
by the time we have a kid,
I'll probably have a full,
head of gray hair. So I'll maybe
come across as a grandpa. Johnny Knoxville
it and just... True. We'll see.
We'll see. Never know. No plans on
kids right now. Where are you guys going for the honeymoon?
We're planning it this weekend.
Next week. Okay. This is, this will be
funny to like Evan and Nikki and probably
everyone, but we were talking about either going like east
like Boston or Rhode Island or Maine or something or
I've still never been to like the North Shore,
to Duluth, you know, just like go see
some waterfalls. So I'm talking to my uncle
and I'm like, uh, yeah, we're
thinking about Duluth that's where I started he goes well I can tell you one thing about
Duluth is that it sucks and I was like okay thank you you know I was just like I just told you
I was thinking about going there and then he's like yep think of like the worst parts of Fargo it's like
that everywhere I'm like okay he's like yeah I wouldn't go there and then he goes and superior
it's like the redheaded step sister of Duluth even worse I agree with that superior
is just like Duluth's dirty cousin.
Cannell Park is beautiful.
Check that out.
There's some cool rocks and stuff,
a few cool golf courses,
but you've got to go north of Duluth
to see all the really cool.
Right.
And then that's right.
The falls and the lake.
What about the waterfalls and that?
Oh,
that's beautiful.
I'm like,
that's where I'd go.
We're not going to go downtown Duluth
and say,
this is,
this is it now.
This is the best honeymoon ever,
but I'm excited to see the video
that your wedding photographer
and videographer create
because you had like a whole team,
but also Dalton,
Dude.
Holy shit.
It was running around.
During the first dance of you two,
like the other filmers were saying,
like trying to get like a beautiful cinematic shot of you two.
And Dalton was running around in a circle,
holding a flashlight to get the light on.
So,
because you were like,
how can I make a good shot that we'll use in the video?
And you're running around in a circle.
I go,
this is two ends of wedding videography right here.
Yeah.
You did.
You crushed it.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, you crushed it.
Had it covered from all angles.
It'll be fun to have Dalton filming in our wedding video.
You know?
Like we got some TikToks like that you guys were being made to.
We filmed those or like whatever.
So that will be fun to see too.
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I was trying to stay out of their way because I filmed wedding videos like they were filming it, like, trying to be cinematic.
That's why this one was so fun is because, like, just a wedding bit, basically.
Yeah, it didn't have to be cinematic, yeah.
Yeah, but, no, I had to throw some elbows out there.
Really adult
Were they?
By the end of the night I could see that
She's like trying to get a shot
And then I accidentally walk in front of her
And I look back at her mouth sorry
And she's like
When the idos are being said
There was like four girls over my shoulder
It was like a huddle like on the football field
I'm like trying to get the shot
And then they just swarm
You were already in the right spot for it
Oh yeah
No it was good
It'll turn out really good
I'm excited to see it.
I got some good shots of Gavin
tearing up the grass.
You did a really good job.
You were staying right there with me.
You were on the inside loop, man.
Bro, because you were going two miles at hour.
That's how I knew we were doing something
when Dalton came running over,
getting the camera.
I was like, all right, we're going to spend it.
I don't know about doing something right,
but you were doing something.
Yeah, exactly.
I was even apologizing just for being there.
I felt guilty.
You were instigating me.
If you come over with the camera,
no shit, I'm going to run it.
You were already doing it.
I'm going to continue running it.
Afterwards, it was like pretty awkward.
And Dalton just like comes up to me.
He's like, am I in trouble?
And I go, I go, what?
No, you're fine.
You'd be in trouble if you didn't film it.
So I stopped filming?
I'm like, uh, no, keep filming.
Filming this stuff, you know?
I think that's what we're here doing.
Yeah.
Dude, Evans just told me, stay down.
Stay down.
After you guys started walking away, he's like, we can't get out of the car.
Just ducked up.
Yeah, when you guys did that, it's like you guys were on another level.
than everyone else at the wedding and then it's like two little kids trying to hide like you know like like a couple toddlers thinking that they're hiding it's like but you still see the top of your heads and shit they locked the doors like it's not a convertible yeah it was just reach in and open it there is a pretty big awkward I was like I was like second hand awkward like feeling just in the crowd I was like oh dude and think about how I felt because everybody knew it was the guy went the freaking cut off my shirt
So the second I start walking back, I'm like, oh, shit.
YouTube beef cake stand out.
Yeah, yeah, guys, think about how Gavin's out.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow, I'm sorry, Gavin.
We never took how you felt into it.
No, we're fine.
Was it hard doing those donuts?
No, it was so much fun.
It had to been so embarrassing when everyone was scolding you getting out of the car.
That part was very embarrassing.
Yeah, especially because I thought people were actually mad, which I'm sure somewhere, but.
Do you remember dumping that pitcher of water on your head at the table?
That was stupid as hell, too.
Sidney's learning things.
She's like, I didn't see all this.
happened.
I told Gavin, I go,
Gav, you're not looking good.
You're overheating.
You're running hot right now.
You got to cool down.
This ain't gotta be good.
Yeah, you were so
dude.
Even Tristan sat next to them.
Stupid, dude.
He had to splashed the whole thing on my face.
Then people really started looking at me
where the people at the very end,
God,
he stared at me for like five minutes.
You're just a sweaty,
wet, hot mess, dude.
Like, he's just radiating off you.
Like, if I was sitting next to you,
like this far apart,
you could feel the heat off your body.
You just run so hot.
It's pretty crazy. Definitely running hot.
You got the video?
I just watched the clip back of Gavin Kuhinoff.
And in the far distance at the end of the table,
Alex looks mortified with what is going on.
Let's see it.
Yeah, can you put it up?
I think this is podcast.
Alex was pretty mad about the donuts and the water.
And apparently you guys were like on one because she texted me like,
Gavin and Evan are going to be a liability.
I said, win, aren't they?
And then like, I didn't know how bad it really.
was and then you know obviously you guys got in the continental there was something about those
freaking colorful tony cams everywhere i was trying to keep them off the head table because i was
like this looks crazy but just you looked around the entire wedding and it was just tony's
everyone my uncles were drinking tony's yeah my cousin who just turned 21 i'm like how are you
liking the tony's he goes uh there's just one problem they go down too easy
Really? Yeah, that was actually the only thing that I heard people say.
They're like, dude, I've had like six of these are so good.
That was awesome.
Shout out Tony.
Did Bubbler sponsor it too?
Yeah.
Bubler sent a bunch of drink.
Dude, we have so much left.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Yeah.
We can never have too much drink around the shop here.
So we got lots of friends.
Shout out Bubbler.
Shout out Tony.
Seriously, like Tony always comes through.
We'll let you guys go back to your day.
We're going to go open gifts.
Lots of people gave us gifts.
That was really nice.
Oh, was I was supposed to get you.
you guys a gift? You probably should. Did you at least get him a card? You owe him a card.
You owe him a watch at the least. I'll get you guys on. Both you guys something. I'll get you guys.
Have you heard been to a wedding before? No. Actually, two weeks ago was my first one, my sisters.
Okay. Did you do donuts there? That had to be hard for you. No. Everybody was told me I should
find a three really. Yeah. How did that go? You, you left my bachelor party, which is totally
acceptable to go and you flew there, barely made. Barely made. You ordered two flights just to make sure
you'd make it. Exactly. But it went well. Oh yeah. It was a hell of a day, man. I woke up at
6 a.m. had an hour and a half long boat ride, you know, and then took off at 8, landed in
Phoenix, and then Phoenix to Denver, and then had to make it to the wedding by like 3.30 for
pictures. It was just brutal. But thankfully, he had a hell of a time, you know. Did you cry?
Yeah, I cried a little bit. It was cute. It was super cute.
But no, and yeah, same thing, beautiful wedding, but yours definitely was a lot more fun.
Like, there was something about your guys's wedding that just put it up there.
Second wedding ever, that's, I mean, that's pretty good.
Have you ever been to a wedding?
Thanks, sir.
It's not showing.
It's not showing.
I got a bone to pick with you, you have.
Run it?
Oh,
you're starting this right now.
Are we bringing this up?
I think we should finish it, honestly.
Finish what?
You want to talk about it?
I got Intel yesterday.
Oh, this is going to be good.
You were shit talking me as I'm trying to film this video.
What's up with that?
Me and Spenny, we're together.
What does that have to do with anything?
Why are you shit talking?
What do you mean?
Why am I shit talking?
I thought we were good.
No, no, not even shit talking.
I think I'm just saying that.
a little douche.
I love him, but he's such a little douche.
Exactly.
No, just saying it as it is.
I don't think there's anything wrong about.
I hate to interrupt this really intriguing argument, but bye, Sydney and Micah.
I hope you guys have a great, great little weekend honeymoon or whatever you guys are doing.
See you guys.
All right.
Love you guys.
And Dalton have some beef to squash.
This has been apparently a long time coming.
Last time you were here, Gavin, you left early due to how pissed you were at Dalton specifically.
Well, I did have to go buy my giveaway truck
But I was not happy
I was ready to get out of there at that point
Really? That's the first time I think I've ever heard that
You were like trying to get out of here
No, no, no, no, no, I had to leave
I had to go get the giveaway truck
I was hearing that you just wanted to get out of here
You were like, I'm fucking over this
No, no, no
Gab was telling me that like he was so pissed off
He just had to get out of there the same day
No, I didn't tell you that
Oh ha ha ha
No, it was the next morning you left
I brought you to the airport
Thank you Ken
But yeah, no, I'll stand by everything I said, but I'm not trying to be mean in any way.
But yeah, that's just your character.
100%.
Well, there was maybe a couple mean words out there, but for the most part, yeah, 100% stand by it.
It was 45 minutes of mean words.
It was not that bad.
It's because he couldn't say sorry right away.
If he said sorry in the first two minutes, it would have been done.
But then he kept bickering back and forth, which is respectable.
I mean, you would have just came up to me and be like, hey, like, man, don't do it again.
I should have just given you one, just right in the stomach or something.
Punch me?
I heard that you were so pissed.
that after, like hours after
when you were walking past Dalton's
office to go to your room, you were like,
fuck you, Dalton.
No, no. That's what you were saying.
What was he doing?
I didn't say, fuck you. You were, fucking hate you.
Dude, I don't think I've ever been that pissed.
Yeah, so you were pissed, bro.
Just come clean.
You were.
I was actually, oh, yeah.
You were spuming.
Yes, I was fuming, dude.
Yeah, normally I'm already.
So why were you so mad?
Because it took my clothes off.
It's been a buildup of things for the past year.
I've known him, honestly.
But it's always been the same relationship every time.
This time he just finally took it an ad bit too far.
So what was it?
Because he was on a dirt bike naked chasing you?
No, that part was fine.
Like, I enjoyed that part.
I thought it was so ridiculous.
I thought it was so ridiculous.
And yeah, him and Spenny, they cornered me a couple times, you know, funny stuff.
Next thing you know, we're all just watching them.
They're hitting the FMX ramp.
They're having a great time.
And, you know, 10, 20 minutes goes by them right, butt-ass naked.
And we're just chilling.
Now everything's getting cleaned up.
I'm just sitting there on the third.
Three-wheeler, having a good time, you know, probably cracking a Tony now.
We're done riding for the day.
And Dalton gets in front of me, and I see Evan recording on top the hill, and he's all revving
it up like he's going to, you know, clutch dump it and just roost me.
I was like, oh, just don't do it because he'd already piss me off.
He knew I was already mad, but we're chilling, and he's still naked.
Not okay.
And so he's looking up at Evan.
I go, Dalton, if you do it, I'm actually going to lose it.
And he's red-bombing it for about 15 seconds.
And I go, Dalton, like, actually don't do it.
Like, I try to tell him, like, this.
is it right here. Like if you do, I really didn't think he was going to do it. That's what
pissed me off so bad is the fact that he still did it. And he looked up at Evan smirked and just
let it go. Just let it rip. Evan loved it. Yeah, of course. Of course he loved it. But yeah,
just roosted the shit out of me and after that I lost my cool. And I can really keep my cool.
Like I know how to stay calm for the most part. Like definitely can stay calm. But that one was just a
turning point and I let them have it for 45 minutes. Hey, that is not exactly how it happened.
We were all roosting each other and we were having a good time. Who was all roost? You and Spenny
were roosting me. I wasn't roosting you guys. And then we were trying to get you to go on the
FMX ramp and you wouldn't do it. Yes. You wouldn't do it. Well, yeah, Spenny and
were trying to get you naked. And I'm not running that. We were riding around whatever and then,
you know, Spenny was roosting you too. He honestly roosted you more than I did. Okay. I didn't
care about that. Because the 10 minutes went by if you guys hit the FMX, we're just chilling, dude. We are
chilling. If you watch the video back, Spenny roost you even harder after I do.
I wasn't paying attention to that. I was already yelling at you.
Exactly. It's not okay if you roost them, but it's okay if Spenny does.
Wouldn't both do you. I wouldn't have never gave Spenny that either. No, I wouldn't
never get off so easy because they literally tag teamed you did the exact same thing.
And you took all the anger out on. No, it was totally different situation. Which I think was a little
unfair. He wasn't teasing me though. It's not like he was. You could have split the difference.
He was just running it. If he was going to run it, he ran it. He was just sitting there teasing me for 20 seconds and give him the
Don't do it, bro.
It was just funny because I was the one who fully started roosting you, too,
and then Dalton got in on it.
But then I was like, I kind of, like, fizzled out to the side,
and then Dalton got back in,
and then I came back in at the end and started roosting you,
and you just didn't even care that I was reducing you at all.
I didn't even know.
I don't even remember you freaking roostening me.
He was just locked on to Dalton.
Oh, 100%.
How did you feel when those two guys finally got you cornered up against the limo?
I knew it was game over.
I hated that, dude, just two naked boys freaking getting me.
Gab, you didn't really think you were going to be able to outrun me in Dalton, did you?
I thought there was maybe a chance.
I was on a $4.50, and I'm just going to get cornered.
Why is the limo back there right now?
You got to put it somewhere.
Terrible placement.
Yeah, for you, yeah.
Gavin thought he could outrun me on a three-wheeler.
Gavin.
This is where it goes back to Gavin.
You don't know how wide you are.
100%.
You didn't know how wide your base was.
Didn't even think about it.
Yep, and then got locked in that.
You're just strictly had a disadvantage on a three-wheeler, quite frankly.
100% in every way possible, especially that situation.
But, yeah, and then 45 minutes, you know, it was probably not 45, 20 minutes of me.
No, no, no, no, because you yelling me at the track for probably 30.
And the whole neighborhood probably heard it.
Yeah, right.
And by that point, it was- Neighbors took their kids inside.
Yeah, the neighbors did come over.
They did not.
No, they just shut up.
They said dirt bike noise is fine, but that profanity that that hillbilly was hollering is not okay.
Do you ever heard something like that?
Yeah, the grandkids were over.
It was the 4th of July weekend.
I gave it to you.
I mean, I was feeding him the left right.
Every other word was an F word.
Oh, 100%.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, and all of them.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I gave it to you.
Yeah, yeah.
Every single word I wanted to call you.
I called you.
I've always wondered.
The funny thing is, is like, you think that the awkward part would have been the two
naked guys on the dirt bike, but the awkward part was Gavin's anger.
I've never seen you mad.
I just see these two guys just standing there.
I'm really good about keeping him.
Moto boots, wieners out.
And then Gavin rolls off.
Jill, Gab, you're making everyone uncomfortable.
We should probably get dressed now.
Well, and the worst part is I'm yelling at him on the track and he's still naked.
Dude, that was.
Like, how are you not more mad about that?
That was part of it, dude.
That's part of why I lit him up so bad because that was the day before.
One day prior, this guy's peeing in my freaking cowboy boot.
peed in my brand new stetson.
You peed in your stetson.
Because you put it in the toilet.
Yeah, but don't be saying I did.
I did not put it in the toilet.
I'm just trying to hang out with my buddies.
Here's what happened.
So, wait, you got to start.
Why were you and Spenny peeing together?
Listen, listen.
So me and Spenny were having a combo.
Spenny was actually going to take a shower, but we were just talking.
And then I go to take a pee.
Listen.
You were going to shower together?
No, no, no.
I was just going to the bathroom real quick.
I was talking to Spenny.
And then Gavin, the door is like not locked, but it's shut all the way.
And Gavin's like,
trying to get the door
it's like he doesn't know
to open it
I think it was like a push
is a little suspicious
that you and Spenny
are locking yourselves
in the bathroom together
no we didn't lock ourselves
that I just said that
he starts ramming the door
Gavin it's a pole
that's what it was
fuck you don't close it
I'm like bro
there's not enough room
for three people in here
it was the guest bathroom
and then he's like
trying to move me while I'm trying to pee
it's like I'm midstream
and he's like bumping in
I had to go pee
I wanted to take a shower
I just wanted to
It's acceptable.
He was already getting in the shower.
Okay, I didn't take that in account.
The bathroom was occupied.
Not in a weird way.
It was just occupied.
Okay, well, sorry to that.
We were already jammed in there.
Don't was doing his hair.
I was trying to go pee.
See, I knew that was a situation.
Maybe I was doing, yeah.
I was trying to hop in the shower.
Yeah, but we don't need to have three guys in the bathroom.
What is going on?
C.J., how many bathrooms do you have in your house?
Just to clarify this.
Three.
Oh, this is at my house?
Yeah, this is at your house.
Oh, I was like, what the,
fuck so i don't even know what's going on i'm so lost in your guys the story like i don't even
this is even worth caring dumb and dumb we're talking i don't even i didn't even know that you're talking
i don't know what you guys basically gab barged into the bathroom and dalton had his hat on the thing
while dalton was peeing and gavin knocked his hat into the toilet by accident and don't
peed all over his stetson and then don't was pissed so i was like don't you got to pee in his boot
to get back at you're the reason you told him to run that spani yeah
You made him pee on his hat.
Not cool.
I'm peeing on you later.
Marley, dude.
Especially because I didn't do it on purpose.
Yeah,
he did some common courtesy and freaking put up in your socks in there.
And you told you so many times not to come in the bathroom and you just barged in there no matter what.
Just wanted to hang out with the fellas and get a shower in.
I didn't think it was weird.
Hang out with the fellas.
It's a small one,
barely fits one person bathroom.
Correct.
But you got freaking dog.
You're going to cram three of you guys in there.
I was going to try, yeah.
But it didn't work out.
And then he peed on my.
At least I handled that super well.
And that was just one of the things I kind of built into me being so mad at him, dude.
You did handle that really well.
Thank you.
And you ran that boot for the next 12 hours.
And you were walking around CJ's house.
You put the boot back on after he beating it.
And then you go into CJ's house and you're like, oh, I better take my boots off.
And then you're walking around with a pea sock.
Wet foot, like you just see like a wet foot foot.
I did feel bad about that one.
Sorry.
He's walking around CJ's house.
There actually was blood on that bathroom door, which made sense because I, like, wiped it off.
I'm like, who the fuck puts blood all over the door and doesn't even clean it up?
I kind of assumed it was Gavin.
He's really the only guy I know that's actively bleeding 24-7.
And also doesn't clean up after himself, so.
Oh, what?
I mean, I'm not, it's whatever Gavin did.
What do you mean?
I'm pretty well about it.
Did you clean up the fudge bar at Bands?
100% I did.
That's because that was so bad
And you got called out in the moment
Shred Aids fell asleep with a fudge bar
If someone else
If someone wasn't a cot that you fell asleep
With a fudge bar and then got it all over the couch
You would have just woke up and be like
All right what are we doing today
And you would have left
And then Ben would have came like an hour
Why's there fudge all over my couch
You know
And then Ben would be cleaning up
And you'd be out riding
Oh my gosh
Piling it up somewhere
Definitely doing that
You're out of the three wheelers
You're hanging all over the bathroom
There's mud everywhere
I try and be saying.
They're hanging up at least.
At least they're not on the ground.
You know how many outfits you wore on Tuesday?
I went through four.
Sick outfits, too.
They were all really good outfits.
Dude, the best outfit you had when you crashed.
Just scattered.
100%.
Two pairs of Lulu's gone.
Well, they're not gone.
They're just one by the pool table, one in the bathroom.
Jammed up.
Shirt over there.
Gab did know that he spilled that little fudge bar on the couch, though.
Because when he woke up the next morning, he came and I was sitting on the couch.
And I knew he was sitting there.
And he comes up, he walked by,
grabbed the blanket,
and just nods along,
and he pulls it over the stage.
So you weren't going to clean it up.
He wasn't,
he was just going to try to move on.
Wasn't him.
Put him in anyone.
He literally just walked.
And he's like,
oh, a little flus thing.
There's a little scratch and pulls a blanket over.
Who?
You've been out of it.
God damn it's Benny
Whose fudge stain is he still got
fucking fudge
On his ears
He's too got it on his
I don't even eat fudge
Who's somebody put a fudge stint on the couch
Strait of the blanket over
And then just walks into the kitchen
And I was like
Already crying laughing
I was like
This is way too funny
So I uncovered it
Because I knew it was going to be
I was just trying to hide it from Ben
I was going to clean it no matter what
But I was just trying to hide it
Before he saw it
And then he saw it
It was partially his
It's his fault, dude. It's three in the morning. He offers me a fudge stick.
No shit.
Gavin's like the kid on a trite eating a fudge stick.
Yeah, dude.
I'm getting really close to the end of finishing.
I have probably a quarter of the left, and I knew I was falling asleep, and that's where I should have stood up.
I'm always passing the blame to somebody else, but you just blame bad for giving you a treat that you made a mess.
Bro, he shouldn't have gave me.
This is literally Gavin.
Yeah, that's Gavin.
Literally, Gavin.
Gavin.
Gavin ain't a punch stick.
Gab.
You were tweaking out at the wedding, though.
For what?
Table 12.
You guys didn't see it,
but Gab was actually tweaking the whole wedding.
What do you mean?
I was tweaking.
Tell me about it.
He was like, dude, we got to do something.
Oh, 100% getting so boring here.
He's like, I'm just so bored.
He's like, we got to do something quick.
I was telling him.
And I'm like, dude, go ahead for some donuts in the Continental.
And he's like, you really?
Think I should?
And then Ev caught wind of it.
And Eve's like, 100.
100 bucks on it next thing you know we're running over to ben ben's got money in
oh come on keep me out of this god damn did i have money in did i have money in uh i can't remember
nope i can't remember but the whole thing was hilarious it was hilarious dude the best part was
nobody even noticed this but gavin's there's a 20 foot stream of grass and dirt flying out the
back of the continental and dalton does a hurdle over the dirt so he doesn't get roosted in his
soup and he's still
filming in high jumps
the ruse it was actually insane
it could have been worse imagine if that car was like
loud and it would actually made a scene
or if it started on fire or something
that would have been great
or if it piled it up into a tree
I mean this I'm not speaking
it would have been expensive
I'm just speaking for myself
personally I think that
it's going to age better and better
as time goes on and it's a pretty
legendary moment
for me it was the initial reaction
I actually called
from the caterer's tent she goes yeah people aren't stoked
yeah I wouldn't even eat at you didn't even go
eat at the table after no no we had already
eat dinner this was after dinner you but it was like
you were deciding the little rat
because now it's all the speeches and stuff
are going on it's a big moment
Gavin just barges right back in there
God bless him for that but I was
I was not feeling very welcomed
I mean Gab's not going to let his actions
ruin the rest of his night you know so I'm like
I'm just, now's not the right time to just,
because we're sitting basically in the middle of the venue.
So I'm like, I'm just going to tiptoe around.
Yeah, like I said, called Nikki.
She's like, yeah, I don't think anyone's that stoked about it.
So I'm hanging out with the caterers and whatever.
And I felt pretty bad.
And then two, three hours fast forward when the dance is going on
and everyone's having some cocktails, whatever.
I didn't hear one negative review on it.
Yeah, no, no, I didn't hear it.
I think just initially people were like, what's going, yeah.
Yeah, when I went back to the table after filming it,
the people around like they didn't I didn't know the people sitting around me but they knew that
I was like part of it and I go back and they're like what's go like what just happened like what was
that all about like what was that guy thinking like he wasn't like are the cops going to be on the way
like they had no what was going to donuts in the grass they were like they were like this guy's got
out of here like who like what is this guy's problem like I heard multiple times that me and Gavin
should have been kicked out and should have been gone yeah the people were
squeaking at our table.
They had no clue what just happened.
They didn't know what they were getting into.
I think what made it look worse was Ken
like going over there and yanking the key.
Like that's what made it look worse in my opinion.
Like because that was like, oh,
like it could have just been parked and everyone went back to the chair
but Ken went over.
Evan!
Get out of the car.
You always attack me, Ken.
You had the car keys.
I'm taking the car keys back.
You would be done because knowing you two,
you would go back at it 45 minutes later.
We probably should have.
And Ken's defense, he can't help himself sometimes.
You knew what we were doing, though.
Why'd you come over so pissed?
Because you guys, like, it was a little aggressive.
Was it?
The timing was God awful.
Yeah, I thought you were going to throw one donut and then you did like four loose.
Yeah, you ripped it that way, and then you started driving back towards the tent.
I thought you were going to park it, and then you started spreading the other way.
And when you reversed into the cabbage, what was that about?
He was trying to get more speed.
Dude, Gab, when you get married one day, we should all come in on three-wheelers.
And then you should crash through the head table.
You don't have to tell him to crash.
He just will.
He just will.
We'll just set up a pretty easy stunt for him.
Everything else will fall into play.
It'll be a jump.
It'll be a jump.
A little wedge to go over the table.
It'll be a wedge.
It'll just get the table.
It'll just let's get the table.
It'll just.
One inch gap.
One inch gap.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I should not be okay right now.
I should not be okay.
Everyone's like this.
Only us are laughing.
Everyone's appalled.
Yeah,
you gotta.
Oh, 100%.
You guys can do what every one at my wedding.
As long as you look good, just run it.
You got to run a cutoff test.
I will literally hire you.
What's up?
To put on a performance at my wedding.
I'm down.
I'll pay for it.
I will, though.
It's worth it.
Let's do it, yeah.
Give him a three-wheeler and let him do his thing.
I agree with what CJ said.
Just set up a, you know, you don't, like, tell him what to do.
You just little ramp over there.
Some supplies.
Maybe leave the three-wheeler with a full tank of gas over there.
It's like having a playground for...
Lamborghini keys in it.
For no reason, just like half a dozen pallets there and FTW ramp over there.
Things will come together.
Fireworks.
Dalton's truck.
Gav's probably just going to have his wedding, like, out at the mug.
track or something.
Oh, 100%.
In my back 40 for sure.
That would actually be sick.
That big tent that Mike had but just hit it at the track.
Nikki, are you down?
We'd get it.
What you said like that big tent, it was like an outdoor wedding.
Like, it might as well be right in the middle of the motocross track.
That'd be pretty sick.
It'd be pretty epic, honestly.
Pretty decent spot.
That'd be on par.
We'd have to cut the grass, of course.
Ken's mother was hyped on it.
I bet, actually.
Oh, you kids are always up to something.
Was Grant in on that?
Sorry about your Continental.
It's probably fine.
I think you should come and swap it.
Absolutely not.
That's the cool thing about those things.
Actually have the perfect width and perfect everything and put a 12 valve in it.
Absolutely not.
I think Hellcat swap.
It's perfect for a Cummins, Ken.
No, it is.
That's what they actually run.
That's what people are doing.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what the people are doing.
Yep, exactly.
Who's doing that?
There was a guy right next to the paychecks that had the exact same setup.
Are you sure it wasn't like a continental body sitting on?
No, it was the absolute confidential.
Do you know how much that continental cost?
Well, his was all beat up.
I mean, we're talking about one that got clapped back in the day.
No, Ken's?
Ken's was 80 grand.
I should not have been driving it.
Like, not okay.
Probably the first time that thing's done some donuts and its whole life and it's pretty old.
I forgot this part when I said when Carolyn was stoked on our donuts,
she actually goes, if you bring that El Camino over all the.
do a donut.
Holy shit.
And it actually sparked a fire where I'm like, I don't know how this is going to work
logistically, but I think I need to get back to the shop and get the El Camino
because of Ken's mom whips it donuts.
What are they going to be mad at Ken's mom then?
Can you imagine the windows are tinted?
They don't see what's going on.
And Carolyn hops out.
Yeah.
Carolyn hops out.
It's probably a good thing I didn't tell you guys because you guys would have made it happen.
Oh, we would have 100% made that happen.
Yeah, I just knew that logistically I had, it wasn't happening for me.
Oh, man.
Ken, your mom's kind of a wild card.
Occasionally she is, yeah.
She's so funny.
Every time I see her, she's so entertaining.
How did you feel about what she said about your stunt?
What did she say about it?
I forget exactly.
It was kind of mild.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Pretty tall.
It was when I jumped over.
I'm sorry.
It was Spenny stunt.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
There was so many stunts going down.
You made it look too easy, Spenny.
Like, that's the difference between me and you.
She actually didn't even know who I was yesterday.
She had no clue.
I was like, hey, I'm Spencer.
And she's like, oh, I don't think we've met.
And I was like, yeah. I was like, remember I did the big stunt and you said, nice to meet you. Nice to have met you.
That's where Ken gets it from, though. Ken doesn't know anyone ever.
Oh, no, absolutely no shot. I know anyone. He doesn't know a single name.
That was fun. Yeah. Legendary. Well, what do you guys think?
I think we burned down Zorbas. Oh, no, we don't have. We can't go to Zorba's right now.
Are you filming? What is he doing? What are we doing, shredding?
Oh, we do. We got a competition on our hands. Who wants a thousand months, fellow?
I forgot about this. I'm part of this. Gab. This is good. This is good.
This is good
We have $1,000 on our hands
That's not your money though
Somebody's gonna win it
Who's money is that?
We gotta pick you guys up at the farm
You guys ready?
Who's money is that?
Why do you have it?
We need to go to the farm
Gavin's got something cooked up for us
100%
Bring the cameras
All right, that's what I'm up.
And we'll see you guys next week.
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