Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Why did this $100k+ Car Get Crushed, Ken Vs Evan Beef, & Micah’s Financial Advice

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

In today's episode the boys talk being on TV vs Youtube and other internet creators. We expose Jake for being extra in everything he does. Micah reveals how much he’s spending on his wedding, and how sobriety and other plans affect that. We watch Cleetus McFarland Hard park the spark, golf challenges and then see a $100k+ Raptor R get CRUSHED. Enjoy Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code WIDEOPEN at shopmando.com! #mandopod #ad Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/wideopen #rulapod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Oh, yeah, no, it is. It's still sitting on your little garbage chair over there with the rest of the stuff. It's like a flat spot that just accumulates garbage. CJ, I heard about what happened at your parents' office the other day. What happened? Like a freaking furnace backfired. Yep. A furnace backfired?

But it like got like super sooty in there. What the fuck? How does that even happen? Hold on. We got away until he's done chewing, but that's fucking crazy. I'm like, why is CJ not talking? You imagine, dude, you're just sitting in your office. You hear a furnace go, like a car, you know?

Yeah, I put a backfire tune. I put a burble tune on my furnace. Bro, how many fucking nuts did you put in your mouth? I had to eat them all. I brought the whole jar. Making peanut butter. It's a great start. He's making peanut butter in there, bro.

He likes, like, how can you possibly be chewing them? Like, I looked at your hand, how could you still be chewing? I looked down at your hand, and there was, like, seven at top. They're freaking cashews, man. I don't know. Give me a second. Dude, we have. We have.

We're almost done. The podcast is done. Yeah, what do we at, Ken? So what happened was my parents were on vacation. They literally never go on vacation. I'm not kidding you. Growing up, I went on one vacation ever in my life. And I'm not acting like, oh, poor me only went on one vacation.

But like, we just never went anywhere. Like, my dad likes just working. He's a chiropractor. They're in the same clinic that my great grandpa practice in. So, I mean, I don't know how old this building is. I probably like... 1920s? No

I'd say Fuck no 50s Probably 50 Like in 1730 That was pretty aggressive It's probably like 60 to 7 years old

I'd say yeah Anyways The first vacation Since like 2008 I guess the first day They're gone The furnace Frickin backfired

And like Soot it up the whole office So it put So it put Sut and whatever Yeah Basically like It should have been

Going out But then it started Feeding it in and it did that for like an oil burning furnace yeah oh shit it did that for like i don't even know so like the exhaust vent broke or something yeah i mean to the point where someone saw black soot coming out of like something in the building and they thought it was on fire so the fire department had to like break the door and like go in there oh really oh your poor parents yeah so first day they're they're gone or whatever they get a call from the fire department and

you know all this crap's going on and i wish i would have called me because i would have gone and like help But I guess, like, my dad is pretty, like, chill. Like, I think he thought, oh, it's, it's fine. Like, it's no big deal. And he's, like, a big do-it-yourselfer guy. So he would never want to hire someone or even have anyone else do something. He's, like, doesn't want to pay for it. And also just thinks they'll not do it right.

He's pretty talented at, too. Yeah, he can do any. He can do anything. He's, like, remodeled their house. So he tackled the cleanup? And, well, so they get there and the whole office was, like, soot it up. And do you have any pictures? Like, I'm trying to describe, I don't feel how bad it is.

Like, is the whole thing black? Oh, no, it wasn't that bad, but I guess it just smelled terrible and was pretty inconvenience. And they'd, you know, clean it and spend like a long time cleaning it. And I was sitting there trying to help them, but they're like, no, no, no, no. The frick. But I mean, it's not that great of a story, I guess, but that's what happened. Well, I'm just glad it didn't burn down. Like, I mean, obviously.

That would have sucked. But, yeah, well, right. No kidding. So my grandpa and my dad, I guess, practiced in the same clinic. And my grandpa's like, how old is grandpa now? About 80, yeah. He only works a few days a week just because he wants to stay busy and he likes doing it. But yeah, so, like, that would have sucked if the whole clinic burned down because he lost his house, what, three years ago?

Yeah, to a fire. If you ever talked with your parents about, like, the Instagram chiropractors, you know, the ones that are, like, kind of buffed up dudes? And they get some girl in just, like, the tightest yoga pants and, and like no outfit and then they come in there and what yeah uh i don't think my dad is aware of that he doesn't have an instagram and if he didn't he wouldn't be watching that i've never asked them but my opinion on it i think it's kind of a bad look for that's what i was wondering you know i don't even know if those guys are real chiropractors but like i see some of the views these guys are getting especially on youtube i mean i can't blame them i'm sure if i was a

chiropractor i'd be doing the same thing but uh but like they're probably making more money off than being a chiropractor. And, like, it's just, like, they're sitting in L.A. and they got all these, like, Instagram models or whatever. I'm sure they come to get an adjustment. And then they're like, hey, like, is it cool? We, you know, film where we make YouTube's and Instagrams, TikToks, all this shit.

But, like, this girl's got just a hinder on her. And then they're, like, you know, she's wearing yoga pants and they're doing this stuff. Not at all, like what a normal adjustment is like. Like that, I don't, I don't even know what I was. I think it's, they are. They're doing adjustments, but they're somewhat normal. It's just less. Yeah, that's what I mean.

Like, your parents aren't like, okay, strip down to your workout clothes here. I think those girls show up. I think those girls show up like that. And then they just take advantage of the moment. I just love when they take it one step further. And then I get those videos, but they edit farts over them. Oh, my gosh. And, like, I just can't help but laugh.

Yeah, I don't know. I guess like as someone who comes from a family of chiropractor, I think it's kind of like a bad look, but also. like I guess they are Cairo's and they're uh yeah I mean it's their thing probably spreading I guess somewhat of yeah I don't know it's hard to say I think that like I think it's a bad look maybe maybe people think about it too is like oh I just go to them to get my neck cracked when like that's really not all like going and getting an adjustment does doesn't just like crack your bones and like the videos I see like they just have a mic like right on the neck too and it's just like well it is fun to watch

I mean the crack does like kind of feel I don't know there's something like it gives you a little bit of dopamine when you hear it and whatever i'm sure there's a lot of relief but the truth of the matter is if i was a chiropractor being what i know i'd still probably i'd be a YouTuber in the end because i'd be freaking doing that like be like cleats brother doing dentist and youtube yeah does he make videos of his dentistry i think so it's like really randomly sprinkled in throughout it yeah i'd just be exploiting the freaking yoga pants models and yeah taking advantage of the system getting tens of millions of views you guys see cleat finally hard parked the spark is pretty impressed basically

he just has this little Chevy spark and he has to come into his parking lot at 60 and park it perfectly in this spot with like one inch of air it took him 101 tries man was it entertaining you guys yeah i did see it i would have piled that thing up so many times so many oh it'd been so bad i would have parked it in the building yeah i would have parked that thing right up in the office honestly when he did it right it looks so easy i go like why didn't he just do that every other time but like all the mistakes dude it looks so chaotic a lot of it's just luck right yeah it's like that that to me was um a dude perfect scenario you know just like do it until you make it and then that's your golden clip like if he shows people that clip i'd be like whoa and

he'd be like that was my 100 first try still though he's quite a driver i mean there's no doubt cletus is a hell of a driver so like you still got to get it in that vicinity but yeah i agree maybe like 10 to 5% of that was luck back in the day dude with the tc yeah right you're like probably could have gotten it close a couple times under tries yeah right maybe you got to bust the tc out and do something with i i kind of thought i do just sitting in the barn i think it'd be a lot of fun to do like some side challenges like that like 105 tries realistically you your balls deep in at that point but yeah just some stuff like can you hard park the tc it'd be very entertaining to watch yeah it kind of came from like uh the i don't know if you guys would have

even seen this but like bryson de shambo he's a professional golfer he's kind of a youtube golfer now he kind of start yeah so like he was doing like this trick shot thing where he was going over his house and his house was like a mansion made out of glass so it made it like really enticing to see like could he go over his house onto his practice green on the other side and make a hole in one day one one shot day two two shots builds up i think it still took him like 30 days or something like that and then a bunch of things like came after that but it's a cool concept have you guys that did it to meme bryson oh like over uh barn yeah it's just over like their house and it's so fucking funny watch this okay shot number one here except i want the stakes to be a little bit

higher i work better under pressure at the front of his house bro his window okay so if you know how to golf this is not stressful at all but if you're me? That's funny. Clips it in. That's funny. He just break a window? Yeah.

He broke his window? He just ends up whacking the house a bunch of times. We'll have to check the whole camera on that one and see if it's good. There's no chance, buddy. Yeah. And so then they end up doing it to the point where they get a literal excavator in there. And they have the whole like freaking 20 feet wide. And I think he eventually did it.

That's actually a really, really good idea. Yeah. Rich got a hole in one the other day That's pretty cool Yeah, speaking of Rich Yeah, he's had a good week Yeah, what a lucky streak for him Jumping a dozer

Before we go in on him for the dozer Dude, I don't know if I want to give Rich The satisfaction of us Celebrating his hole in one Because this is exactly what he wants So me and Rich kind of got this Rich is our buddy that builds our tracks And every time he's up here

Like we go and play golf he really likes to golf i like to golf we're both pretty bad and uh so like we got pretty high stakes where we like put up money but it's like it's basically just like a race to last place like we both it's like who's worse that day and so after he got this hole in one he sends it to me i watch it i don't even congratulate him to give him the satisfaction of it right super jealous obviously it's every golfer's dream so the fact that we're sitting here on our podcast talking about it like i'm not sure i can that's taking this i'll tell you congrats rich but no that's fair basically uh then he sends me this

video like of when you clip the snake to the to your homie shirt just a classic ken's been trying to do this for years just a classic prank never works out for me what does it i don't i don't get it like a pretty easy prank to pull off i don't quite have the touch to get it on the shirt without they're noticing can go to like just clip it arms a boom pat him on the back sorry well anyway rich did it and he let's say got it perfect and dude, it's just, it's just flawless. His friend is so scared. I thought that was, Rich.

Oh, shit. Ricky. He's swinging his club. He's swinging his club at it. I'm like, Rich, why'd you tell him it was fake? He's like, dude, because he was so scared. I wouldn't, yeah, I would just let it play out. He just kept, keeps running.

And he calls me the other day and was like, hey, so how does it work when, like, Instagram's, just, like, viral media, Instagram hit me up. They have 12 million followers. They want to use my video. I'm like, oh, yeah, you won't get any money from that. They just want to post your video in one of their compilations. And what is he, was he, like, stoked on that? I don't know. I think he understood, but I was like, it's just like when Supercar Blondie reaches out.

Can we use your clip? it's not special yeah rich screenshots like this chick's like totally into me yeah but that that was pretty funny might have to get one of those that carries some weight though with the with the older crowd sometimes like it does like I think we got something on there and I had a lot of guys be like I saw super clarbonny posted your guys's stuff yeah I guess I don't know it's kind of cool it's like the same thing of like being on chive we mentioned that yeah I still think chive is cool I mean because they do every single bar we've ever walked into ever that plays chive we're on yeah ever i remember when we first started playing on chive tv

this had been like 2021 maybe i was sitting in the you know just at zorba's at our local bar and it was like sunday eating pizza you know all the locals are there we start playing on the tv and you know kind of everyone was hanging out like i'm not kidding everyone starts watching and when it was done i'm not can you they all clapped and like oh my god congratulated like as if we had then made it And I was just like, oh, thanks, yeah. That's so funny. They thought it was a real big deal. I don't know why.

Got over a billion views on YouTube, but. Something about being on TV. Supercar Blondie posts you. Different forms of achievements. I think there's something about it being on the TV in a place. It seems really legit. Like no one clicked to play it. It just came on.

Yeah, it just came on. Yeah, I agree. That's cool. And yeah, it makes sense. We got so many clips, dude. Like so many clips. Like, you can just... I mean, they could just play, like, our year-end recap.

Yeah, they really could. And it would just be a full two-hour video that they could just play on repeat. It seems like some of those videos that they play are, you know, slightly shortened down full videos almost. That's what I get the most kick out of. Yeah, I mean, sometimes it's really quick. And then other times, it's just like full bits that they run. Right. Which makes no, like, make no sense unless you have, like, the volume on.

Yeah. You're watching us do a hot dog eating hump. You're just like, wait, what? What are these guys doing? Yeah, I don't know. It is kind of crazy, though. Like, our 20-23 year-end recap, yeah, 2020-3 has like 20 million views or something like that because it's so easy to just throw on the TV and just watch.

An extreme dopamine hit every 30 seconds. What is interesting about that to me is, so it's titled Best of See Boys TV, 2023. It's our most viewed video with 20 million views. So that means that it's reaching a lot of new people. who don't know who we are. Yeah. So, like, if you were to think about, like, let's say crotch rocket in the dunes got 20 million views,

it makes sense. It's like everyone kind of knows what a crotch rocket is. It's self-explanatory. But there is nothing self-explanatory about Best of Seaboy's TV 2023 to someone who has never heard of Seaboy's TV, whatever. What the fuck am I going to get here? Yeah. It really doesn't make a lot of sense.

I don't know if it's the, I think oftentimes, obviously with that, it's the thumbnail, but also just the analytics. the analytics in the back end are so, so good that YouTube is just pushing it so much because it's obviously getting a lot of watch time and, and people are liking it. So, like, they just keep sending it. And that's, I mean, that's about its prime of an example of, like, the backend analytics is making that video because, like, there's really no reason for a new person to like, like, no one's searching out that's never heard of us before, Best of Seaboy's TV.

like you would be versus like crotch rockets or snowmobiles or dirt bikes you know so i'm sure we can look at this but like that video has had to have accredited us a ton of subs yeah yeah it's a lot it's like 80 000 holy that's like another point that you can make to like people that are maybe new on youtube or they're they're trying to get more views it's like is anyone like searching out the topic or like the type of video you're making i'd feel like less and less well yeah but you got to think about that like when you're making your video like if it's super uh niche or like not something that anyone would be searching how are you going to get many views that is yeah not as a non-known channel but it is interesting too because there is those

weird niche things like camera who was talking about but they're like oh i really like lego youtube and he like showed me this lego youtube lego lego is something you'd search you'd search yeah it's a huge brand but he's got like tens of millions of views on every Lego video. And I'm like, man, I can't believe that. But it's just not my thing. There's riches in the niches. There you go.

And I'm not saying that you shouldn't be in these niches. I'm just saying some people are just like it's something that would not be searched in general. Like it's just not a thing. Yeah. No, I see what you're saying. You got to play off things that are already established and have a following. The videos that I've been watching on YouTube are just so bizarre. I don't know if you guys are on like the same account.

I started my own. Did you? I got 100 subs, by the way. Subscribe to me, Ryan Iworks. Congrats. You got a profile pick? I do. It's, uh, it's me.

Nice. No, I don't know. Like, I haven't been watching that much YouTube lately, like traditional YouTube, like as in like creators. I just watch like like ancient Roman history videos that are like 30 minutes long that I can

just pop on, put in my sauna and just sit there and just watch and not really. Just learn something. Yeah, I don't know. Well, something you've learned. It's a good piece of information you've taken home from this. Gosh, that's a good question. Probably nothing, honestly, nothing useful.

Sometimes it is nice. I like watching TV. Alondon I watched, or YouTube. Alondon I watched travel YouTube one day for like two hours. And at the end of it, it was like the same like, Hi, my name's Joe and this is Jeanette and we are going to the most expensive hotel in Dubai. And I was at like the fifth video. I was like, we can't watch YouTube anymore because I can't deal with any

more YouTube voice. You know? How people kind of put on that like, some people. Some people do, yeah. And I think it's a detriment. I did the same thing last night. I just crushed a couple just standard YouTuber videos.

Like calling for a dude who built, building an underground garage. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, yeah, that's super cool. I watched a dude perfect video, just random. And then classic Mr. Bees. And then I was put together a good film. And after, you know, like that was probably a good hour and a half of YouTube.

and I was like, man, it's nice to just sit back and just watch, like, just take you something in. Yeah. Ah, man. There's just so much good stuff. But I, I have said it before. I love, like, sharing an account, I guess we're on the C-boys account. And just eating our algorithm, like, we have so much random videos because we align.

We watch the same things. And then also, like, I'm searching up a tutorial on how to draw this certain thing in Illustrator. and Ben's searching up how to install a Roman Empire stuff on a, you know. Yeah, I can always tell like what you guys are doing. You know, we don't, especially Mike being like in another shop, you know, I don't really know what you do most of the days. And, but I can tell like kind of what you're up to by like what our YouTube search history is.

Yep. If it's literally those cartoons that you watch, those occasionally pop up. Well, Kill Tony is always at the top. Kill Tony. That is literally my moment. watch thing. Every time I walk into Mike's office, he has two podcasts going at the one time. Mike can consume content.

You know, his brain operates so fast. One podcast isn't enough for him, right? So he pops two of them up. Yeah, while he's working, right? So he's working over here. And then he's got one Kill Tony podcast over here. And then he's got your bad friends podcast over here. Yeah, TikTok scrolling like on his phone automatically.

Dude, I saw a thing. It's, they marketed it for when you're on the treadmill. Oh, yeah. But it's a scroller. I'm going to get a longer one of those. It's a scroller for your TikTok and you have it in your hand and you would press the button. And it scrolls. So then you just press a button.

If you're on the treadmill, you don't have to swipe. In this day and age, I don't even think it's the craziest thing because it depends. It depends on like what kind of like TikTok. Let's say your TikToks are very shallow and like not educational. Then like what a dumb thing. Just like scroll, scroll, scroll. I feel like they all are. They're not.

However, if you're taking in some information. your, your TikTok's a little more on the long form side of things. I could get it. I can see it. I like understand it with Alondra. Like she's got different creators that she's following. She's got girls doing kitchen remodel. She's got girls that are working out.

Like people that she follows. And it's like, I'm looking forward to the next kitchen update. And she just waits for it to come by in her feet, you know? And like so that's, she like uses it, I think, in the right way where mine is just nonsense. Still, I think that is. That is a new low in products for sale.

Really? That is just the epitome of lazy. So lazy, you can't even like to watch your phone to scroll it. Bro, we started this workout challenge, Ken, and Ken is a new man. No, more lazy. I would have thought that you would be the first person to buy that. No. So lazy, you can't even just use your finger to scroll.

You have to push a button to scroll. That is just a new load. It's different, though. You're on the treadmill. You're like walking. You're trying to get a little movement and you want to. screen to stay in one place still you can still use your finger to swipe it's kind of weird when you're like you're walking i mean yeah i don't know i i uh i agree with what you're saying right i feel

like on a treadmill short form like tictox are not something that would entertain me like i would want a longer form video where you can like actually look at it i think uh ticot kind of has a little bit of a bad rep very similar to how people who don't watch youtube uh maybe look at it they think like oh it's just all cat videos or like little like silly clips like which is kind of how it started because if you're not someone who uses youtube like that's maybe how you would get sent a clip before Instagram Reels and TikTok and uh I think TikTok is very similar now to how YouTube is where you're following someone more closely it all just depends on your algorithm but yeah I mean if you're doing what what you're saying can just like bullshit content

that is getting some jump you just fucking you're just gambling almost but the nice thing about to your point where you're like i think a longer form thing is would be better is when you're on the treadmill most of the time you hate it so like you're able to just continually get something new where like if you sit down to watch even you know a podcast or something longer there might be this lull where then you focus back in on you're like oh man i really hate the fact that i'm walking my 12 330 right now and you know them with the TikTok. He's like, boom, boom, boom, what do you mean? Wow, Ryan knows about the 12.330. What's that mean? 12 incline, three speed. 30 minutes. 30 minutes. Okay. I was going to say like

Hot girl workout. Walking on treadmill seems kind of like a waste of time. But, but if you're doing that, that makes sense that it would be very hard then. 12.3.30 is a bad bitch workout. I get it in the winter just because it's like it's, it can be kind of miserable to walk around in the winter. Ryan. I could see that getting clipped right there. 12.330 bad bitch workout? Yeah. And then it just goes into just like, oh. Dude, when I'm on the treadmill, he's run as fast as you can. I mean, it's like if I spend five minutes on there running fast,

like I'm pretty gas. Like I'm not really concerned about like, how am I going to scroll for five minutes, you know? They say that's bad for you. I would say most treadmill runners, like literally almost all of them spend more than five. Yeah, you're probably on there for a real, yeah. At least 10.

Obviously, me being such a big workout guy. Now we're a couple of weeks into the channel. challenge. I know so much information. So believe this. But they say that, uh, yeah, do you listen? How'd that feel like me? You wanted to be like me, dude. You put on the same shirt as me.

Ryan starts telling you what to do in the gym. Fucking tough. Well, I'm going to tell you what to do in the gym. Because they say when you run super fast, it triggers the stress hormone in your body because your, your body thinks you're running from something, i.e. a tiger. So like it, it triggers the stress hormone, which would, then assuming that you're running from something in danger,

it needs to preserve its energy and its fat, so then it doesn't burn like your fat storages. Interesting. So they say. There's somebody that said it. I now said it. That's super, wow. Makes sense if you don't think about it.

Yeah, it is like a little side note. But last night, I was helping Dalton film with the Raptor, you know, film a little promo. Oh, yeah. You make them hobbled this morning? I didn't do that. Actually, so much unfolded. I just was supposed to, you know, hold the camera and run through the woods with him.

and crazy what the hell are you guys yeah so every time I'd like film he's supposed to be like kind of like he's like a scare in the woods I'm sure once I once we see it we'll understand but anyway he's like running and he's like yeah

all right you just kind of run alongside me and keep him I don't have a light the lights on him and he's like sprinting and I was like why are you running so fast like don't you need to be like looking around like something's chasing you it looks like you already saw the monster and you're running and you never want to look back so then we're still we get more

running shots and he's just sprinting he's got his like head down like he's trying to win a hundred meter dash and i'm like what are you doing bro i'm not even i'm not even you're not even in the frame right now i know he just sprinting and then he uh he had to like fake fall and then it didn't look believable so i was like we're gonna need more man and he like real fell and busted his knee yeah dude he's just one yeah we're good and then also so he's like all right we just need a couple shots i know it's late but a couple shots of the the uh raptor kind of drifting through this mud puddle i'm like that's gonna get all dirty dude don't worry i'll clean it so then i just literally i went for one donut the windows are tinted

i couldn't see him and i just peppered him really he loves that though and the camera with the slimyest mud you've ever seen i was like well well good to see the edit which i'm excited for he came into my office and was like telling me he was like telling me he was was like this song with the lights running through the wood and I was just like I just cut them off like halfway through and I was like why are you telling me this right now I don't have any notes or like changes to make just like I just go and make it bro like I trust you I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be like yeah but what if you like ran backwards like through the woods I think that was coming across like I was not stoked on his idea like he was telling me the same thing

And I was like, yeah. Yeah, sometimes I trust the vision. Exactly. And then my favorite part is that we, uh, Jake needed a ride. So I was like, Jake, help us shoot some night rollers. And then he starts telling the plan to Jake. And Jake's like, listen to him. Jake is like completely checked out.

Speaking of Jake, he texted me yesterday. Yeah, why is he using your rap? Yeah, he was like, hey, bro, uh, we're going to film a video and one of our rafters fell through. Can I take it or take yours? And I was like, yeah, of course. I didn't really ask too many questions until like he came over and he started telling me. what he was doing with it and i think he's like he's like full on like off road in it really but i was just like dude like i don't care like you're my boy but also ryan just cost you 30 000

by blowing your truck up i paid 15 of it back yeah in a roundabout way and i was just like oh damn like i wonder if they're gonna like try and break my truck to like get even i wondered that I asked him and then he he gave like a very like it didn't seem like it was in the plans he's like oh he's like that would be funny but I'm not even the one driving it Tony is and I was like okay that makes Tony's oh yeah Tony's definitely yeah Tony the guy paying the bill yeah he wouldn't have any kind of animosity I think Tony understands how like mechanics and a vehicle would work whereas like I think part of the reason Jake breaks so much shit is because he's just driving it wrong he just does a lot of shit wrong like he's just doing too much too much at all times like

when we used to be uh when we were kids like jumping the driveway on snowmobiles jake would be doing this like yeah he's just like on there like he would like go like as fast as he possibly could and then like let off right at the jump and still case it but he'd be like doing extra work with his body like like humping the bars trying to like get a couple extra inches of airtime and it's like why you do why are you working so hard why why are you doing that like i imagine that's how it is like when he's like hooking up with a chick like he's like bouncing around he's doing the most which is doing nothing he's in one spot and he's just flipping all around yeah she's like what are we doing right now he's all sweaty and shit he's working super hard but just not doing

anything dude well he also he drives like vehicles like they're election which by that I mean he like puts it to the floor just expecting like always go even though he forget sometimes it has to shift sometimes he's in four sometimes he's in two but he just doesn't he thinks about pedal go well he treats the throttle like a light switch it's either fully on or fully off my favorite jake thing is part of his problem is the double kick to get the car to downshift you used to do it in his jeep you're just like driving along he's like watch this and he goes what what and the car goes what and then he punches it for a third time and then it goes so like yeah that's a pretty good example of it where you could just do it with your foot boom boom but he goes watch this but he wants

to get the full effect like he's out he's such a showman no it's exaggerated motion that's what it is there it is that is what it is but he is good at it like it's oh yeah you know he's giving it some gas when his whole freaking knee is coming up to his cheek and going down also he's like the type a guy that like as soon as he wants to do something like music all the way off air all the way off windows down even middle of winter you're like what are you doing right now the air all the off is really accurate doing those it's like bro i can watch you try and drive recklessly in the comfort of a 72 degree car it doesn't have to be 54 degrees in here sorry i couldn't think straight that boy and then his seatbelt's dinging the whole

So he does have your raptor then for how long? Because your raptor's kind of been like, Raptor's been a work truck. Yeah, yeah. We actually said that in the last pod, which is funny. It's just like keeps getting hoed out. Yeah, it is.

I was trying to think of a term that isn't so derogatory for the amount of use and abuse your Raptors getting by other people. I mean, my Raptor got hoed out this week too, so. Who hooded out? Dalton's been driving it all week. He pulled it up to the gym and I thought Ken was pulling up to the gym. I was like, no way. In the last video, when you were chasing Evan around in the Bronco, it was so funny.

Dude, Ev's kind of been, kind of been a little weasel towards you lately, Ken. I swear the last beginning of the years, kind of when he really, like, flipped a switch and started. I think that was his New Year's resolution. I think so. Because he settled this beef with Dalton. Now he's trying to get a check from Ken, too. I think that is a big part of it. I don't think so.

I think he's going for the big man. Ken, I think you got to do something. Like, you got to retaliate. I saw a few comments were saying that. So it's like, yeah, what do we get for ideas? I'm always open for, uh, well, Ken, this is usually how it goes.

If you want to retaliate, maybe you come up with a couple ideas and then one of us can help you, uh, see them through. Yeah. You could like poop on a plate and put under his bed. Oh, well, that, that just add to the poop on the plate collection under there but you could uh poop in saran wrap and throw it at him that's pretty good oh too far too

far okay okay relip back somewhere in between i'll come up with something but cracked my rib yeah honestly that was still like i know he didn't mean to but fully aggressive no i mean he fully he body slammed him. Yeah, and then it just so happened that his elbow piled drove Ken's rib and snags. So here's the issue, Ken, is he's way too scrappy for you to beat

doing any kind of physical. Yeah, I know, and he just, he's a little meatball. You're never going to win with him, so it's like, you got to do an actual prank on it. So this might be an intellectual battle. I think also he's going to use, like if you're maybe going 50%, he's probably going to go 75. Or 150.

Yeah, so, like, it's tough to almost play that game with him. There's not really, like, the fun rough house. It's just like, we're going, you know? Like the sibling rivalry. One of the siblings is definitely going harder than the other. It's usually like the youngest one. And then the other one ends up crying. One of them is just trying to have fun.

The other ones are actually like, oh, we got it. We're going. It's like he has something to prove. Someone ends up crying and it's normally can. There was also a lot of comments in the last video that people thought that we went too far by taking Mike's motor out of his dirt bike. That was cracking up at the comments. I mean, you can take the motor out of it

and put it back in your bike. I don't know how. I was being serious. I don't know how. I mean, you could ask Big Ridge. I'm going to. Don't take it. Mike,

how many other bikes? That's what you said last time. How many other bikes do you have available? You don't just walk in to like Steve Hamilton's collection and say we're going to take that motor because you have so many cars. But he uses them. I guarantee you he has cars that get less used than that dirt bike.

I doubt it. When was the last time? you use that dirt bike then last summer but that wasn't the point that wasn't the you wrote it or somebody else wrote it i can't believe we're doing this again i was just trying to try to explain it like you guys like don't have the leg to stand on that you think you do and that's what the comments were about no i think it makes perfect sense but anyway dirt bike in shop need motor yep let's take that one all right that's fine i got some stuff on my sleeve then that's fine i hope it's buying me a new raptor because i that's what happened to me they went look four-wheeler they went motor out new motor in but now you have

a raptor with an r6 in it yeah and mike now you have a snowmobile with your dirt bike motor in it yeah exactly it would have been a dick move to take it out and not do it yeah i know i just really don't see the problem also you have a cooler cart with your dirt bike motor yeah if it makes no i actually i was not like sweating the cooler car one if it makes you feel better like you can say the cooler cart's yours and also you can say that that that many snowmobile is yours like that's cool with me and i know like something any snowmobile just needs a little work on the gearing and it'll it'll it'll it'll rip no it's his thing he can do what he wants with it yeah it's not helping i don't know it seems kind of it like makes sense to me yeah that's why

that's what's insane to me like i sank my dirt bike to the bottom of the lake dude to the bottom of the lake guess how deep it was three feet deep still in the water pop a picture his motor went under cool i'll sink my dirt bike well luckily he has a couple other left still if he wants to sink that because that's a different scenario don't be just recklessly sinking your dirt bikes we need those motors yeah yeah but i thought it was just entertaining because like i just never get mad so people like almost didn't know how to take it they were like damn they really got them this time yeah i was happy a lot of people had my back which was just nice but it was just it was funny because like i it's so rare that an episode pans out like that.

The only thing that pissed me out of watching it back was when, like, I don't like, no, you don't like seeing yourself mad. It was honestly, the whole video was super entertaining, and I was playing into it. But it was when CJ goes, hey, so like, how much fast do you think this thing is? And I just, I look so angry.

I'm like, it's not. It's not. Slower. I just looked so angry at that very moment, and I'm like, yeah, it gave me the egg. We took your dirt bike motor. the wrenches spent a month building it and it end up being the exact same speed

as the kid's motor. Just way fucking louder. Just because of the gearing. Yeah, it was crazy when you're like, dude, I'm in fifth gear the whole time. I'm starting out in fifth gear. I'm stopping in fifth gear. And I'm restarting in fifth gear

and I'm at the freaking rev limiter. Yeah, I just, just, yeah, I don't know if it was fast in the stock one. But what I do like about it is that we did our research that nobody asked us to do. Now we know. We know that you can. put a dirt bike motor in that

snowmobile it actually fits well and that the gearing is an issue but it could work I think it's pretty sweet on the bright side I mean we'll probably just pull the motor out of that and put it into something else and then you can be like oh look I got a snowmobile

and whatever we end up putting it in do you have like a spreadsheet of your stuff I just had to do a personal financial statement so technically yeah yeah like it's got to be a lot of stuff What do you value your junk at on those kind of things? I think it was like, it came out to like 181,000. In junk?

Yeah, and I valued them all pretty low. Wow. I mean, in junk, I guess like that includes my like vehicles. Drift car and stuff. Yeah. Some of it junk, some of it not. Congrats, Mike. That's pretty sick.

Yeah, it's pretty heavy. I just, you know, hope I get a chance to ride it all this season. Was there enough lines? Almost not. I figured it. It was enough. You know what you should do? Like those kids on Instagram.

I put like 2017, KX 250, 2007, Chevy, 2,500. Like, you should put all of your vehicles in your Instagram bio. That would be pretty good. I'll have to do that just because it'd be funny. Also, there's the trend of the, like, nice car. What did it cost you? You know, you have your picture of your current supercar or whatever, and then you show all the pictures of the other cars,

which I was sold to get there. You sold to get there, which I like, if you actually sold them to get there, it's like that it's cool some some of them you just just a car you used to have that you didn't technically sell to get there but anyway i thought it'd be funny to do that like nice car what did it cost you and then i like show all my other cars and i'm like just kidding i don't sell anything just at the end just the picture with all we just do a special video next year money mike's vehicle tour because it's just like it's too long for ours if we if we could come up with a good

twist for it to run through them fast i think that'd be a really funny bit like i was watching Instagram the other day and I noticed that you had come you was the you had the top comment on this video and it was of this kid driving through a high school parking lot and he hit a snowbank oh my god yeah it's his his Honda jet a quarter whatever it was he jumped it over the snowbank and then the next shot was like basically a tow truck toned away and Mike's comment was the top comment and it said this would have been really funny if you actually filmed the shot which is hilarious because like it was like the car coming in and it was like half of the car and then when it hit the snowbank you could just see like snowfly and then it pan down to the ground it was like

this would have been actually sick if you filmed it and it got like 6,000 likes yeah it got a bunch of likes and then I I saw that I had a bunch of replies underneath it and I wanted I wanted to see what these replies were and it was like 45 people just saying money mic really the one of them was Um, my favorite one that literally made me laugh out loud, currency Michael. Mike, you're kind of a, kind of like a hater on Instagram. Because you told me about that, the baby gronk thing. Yeah, that one was probably my biggest hater moment in the past. It was a collab post with this other guy who purposely talks really annoying on Instagram.

It's like rage bait, essentially. Like he talks annoying so that people comment, hey, I hate your voice. So I was more like coming after. after him but he's just like i didn't know baby gronk was from minnesota and then he's like oh baby gronk um is is he the king of minnesota do you need to report to baby gronk before you enter minnesota and so then i just commented sending hate from mn and then he commented immediately like i didn't even know his collab posts on it i don't baby gronk's like 14 yeah he commented on my engagement posts said sending happiness from minnesota

And I was like, dang, I kind of got straight up. Raciowed almost. Yeah, essentially, I got big dog because, like, he was just like, I'm going to just kill him with kindness. And so then I was like, I deleted my comment. And I was like, I don't need my comment on there. If he's going to be nice, I don't need it. And then I was like, the comment was at the other guy anyway. Damn.

I don't even know, like, what's a baby gronk, you know? The baby, he's a baby Rob Gronkowski. Right. It's controversial because people are saying that, like, the dad is, like, putting him in this position and he's kind of using him. I've seen his Snapchat, and there ain't no way that 14-year-old kid is running that Snapchat the way that it is. That's kind of what else I was getting at. Like, I don't think he's running it. I hope the best for the kid, but he's just always going to be referred to as baby grong.

No, they're trying to change his name now. They're trying to just gronk. Medium gronk. They're aging them up. Yeah, but, like, just have the kids. kid focus on playing fucking football and if he gets good enough then start doing the thing but like you're putting the carriage before the horse here he's got grills yeah i know i'm sure the kid's getting money if he's got followers and he's got to be for sure i like that persona i don't like you know

it's like i don't respect the content but i do respect the hustle as in like i don't really know what he's doing but it's same for i just saw a resurface of like you guys remember lil pay yeah she's like older now i don't know how old but she she she she was was like she's calling out bad baby like still keep in mind it's been if she's say she's 17 it's been almost 10 years since she was nine calling out bad baby and she's still calling out bad baby and she's like she won't even talk to my face like just going in and I was like man it's nice to see that these internet personas like can still provide entertainment whatever you remember long neck yeah or wide neck wide neck went to jail yeah wide neck's out of the picture

maybe he was in jail and came out. I don't know. I think he's out again. Ken, can you look up the new law? It was put in place in California, but it's for like family creators that have children in their content. I think like 60% of the revenue has to go into a trust

for the said kid. It's probably a good idea. Because they're looking at it like these kids are the reason for the family channel's success. Yeah. And they're not obviously getting anything. I think it's such a weird dynamic obviously like you've seen what happens with child actors it seems like it's kind of a 50 50 shot if they turn out good or bad yeah i think that family content creators

the children are going to be on that 50 50 flip of the coin i just saw they had like some kind of uh documentary on i watched it what is it what was it called a devil in the family yeah and what was the youtube channel gosh i already forgot like i wasn't super familiar with it oh it was the movie frank is the mom Yeah. And I guess she was like... It wasn't eight passengers, right? Eight passengers, that's what it was, yeah. They would show some of the uncut stuff,

and she's, like, filming with the kid, and then after seven years of getting a camera shoved in your face, the kids are just kind of like, I'm over this. And she's like, why are you sad right now? You need to play into the camera. Yeah. If you're not, if you don't look happy, fake it. And just stuff like this.

Oh, it's like raw footage. Yeah, and it was like... How did they? very mean and like she was like abusing them as well but then she had this you know she's putting all this videos out to the world of like this happy family yeah it's super interesting i i remember there was like another situation that happened years ago where like oh gab taking the kids oh oh oh i don't remember the channel's name but for this like documentary though like how did they obtain all the footage like i think because did they sue like did the kids sue

Probably a subpoena dude. I think they ended up. Like the kids sued like the mom or like, no, I think that is this. The law enforcement got involved and then they started investigating more than likely. And I think she ended up getting caught because the two kids that were 18 finally went forward. Oh, okay. But yeah, then after like she got actually like fully canceled and then she like basically joined a cult. Oh.

Yeah, like kind of. Mormon spiritual cult type thing. What happened to her now? Like, where is she at now? I don't know. I should have finished it. R, which is one of the kids' names, the mom and Hildebrandt had bound his arms and feet to weights on the ground that restricted

his movements. They'd found handcuffs, wrists and ankles. They had like a safe room in the basement that was super, super scary looking. And actually, she originally just got canceled from when it came, they were just making a video, and then the son, he's like, yeah. uh parents finally gave me my bedroom back i've been sleeping on a bean bag uh in the basement for seven months and everyone's like bro you got your bedroom taken away for seven months it's pretty aggressive and then from there it just it just went from like normal to just fully canceled but i mean

you can't make your kids sleep on like we know so the california law it's any content creators that have minors in at least 30% of their content must set aside 65% of the gross earn He needs any trust account that can be accessed when the child is considered an adult. It's kind of like what Connor Price told us about how they're, you know, they started doing things to like protect these kids from basically working and. Man, a lot of those kids are going to make a ton of money. That's what I do want to not skip by the baby Grunk now known as Madden thing. Like if he obviously probably didn't try to start being famous and then did and then now

is just working towards this character that he's built, he just said he bought a jet. but regardless it looks like he's having a ton of fun he's going to cool shit and he's young i don't think i don't think he's the one uh driving the the ship though i think it's his dad yeah that's what the controversy's about i hope that he that whatever's happening but if he truly does like it and he's having fun hold that this kid just bought it does look like he's having fun i will agree with that if he is and this is is him i just don't want it to like us come across like fucked his kid for being different and not and doing something and you know whatever like i i think if if he likes it then good i i hope he just seems like his dad is the one yeah if that's if

that's pushing it i think that kids like risen up chicks too like that's pretty cool for a young kid you know fake though you think so for sure i think he's rizzing up livy done or whoever the fuck dude we are way too on the internet it's all stupid i think that's a tic tic Like a baby grot caught riszing up, Livy Dunn? Like, I mean, yeah, but regardless. I guess I wasn't, I wasn't talking about that. I was, I more along the lines of saw videos of him like on Snapchat and a bunch of like other like little younger girls being like, ah. I didn't know if that was real.

I think he's the coolest. Like that's what I'm like spread. That's what I mean. Rizzing up living. I just think if you're going to live this persona, you got to, you got to. You got to, like, it's tough to tell when a kid is actually good at a sport. And if he has, like, you know, because if he's just bigger than the rest of the kids and he's playing football against some other fifth graders or however old he is, like, it's tough to tell if he's good. But, like, once he's in high school, that kid better be good.

I was going to keep it going. I was like, speaking of Rizzen and kids, the Rizzler is hilarious. I think he, dude, I think the Rizler is just genuinely funny. He's not, he's not really like playing. a character he he's playing into it now because everyone's like you're the risler but like he's just a funny kid and also i guess i'll just say it beforehand no hate but big justice and whatever like they're they're just like they're kind of one and the same they're just not as funny like the risler owns those guys yeah he's just like mike has just got his finger on the

polls dude dude i yeah i do i love it i guess so yeah i guess i was never really like hating on baby grunk i just like was i just didn't understand the content i guess it's not a kind of content i can consume i just i see that and it's just immediately swipe off surprising that's a good actually leads to a good question ken what kind of content do you consume and and respect i don't even know like i the news the news ben shapiro ben shapiro politics the politics is pretty interesting but it's like you can only watch so much of that in a week and then he watches he's watching like Chevy just released a new update on the Impala no like he does you're deep in the reddit forms Mike is yeah it's so interesting

like there's different sides of the internet that you can be on and like just within our group we have two people that are on polar opposite we'll say three Evan's kind of weird about it too but you are like on like the total meme side of the internet right you get your finger on the pulse of like just social trends in the meme world and And then you're always sending, I guess, just like things that I fully just don't understand. And then Ken over here is on the side of the internet for more informative and maybe more like news and political. There's so many times I'm like trying to find something. And then it's like there's always a Reddit thread that pops up.

And it's like, I'll just search through here and see what people said. So yeah, I mean, very interesting way to go about the internet. Two different strokes for different folks. Reddit's the best. You think so? Yeah. because it's it's just always seems like genuine you go on reddit hey what should i do if should i buy this and then people are like just honest it's like the best version of what yelp is

like yelp sucks ass and it's probably fake and people pay to be a part of it and yelp reviews are just dumb reddit reviews are good i had no idea that you were so passionate about yelp reviews mike yelp is all fake you remember the south park episode on it you remember the south park episode on yelp yeah that that was a good one what happens like they they basically uh they use yelp to like threaten they go in there and they're like i'll give you a bad review and then it turns into this whole thing like they can get the restaurant to do anything they want for them as long as they give them a good yelp review i think a lot of business owners do take that very serious i agree yeah you know it also just hurts in general um when you have five stars to get and if you give me five and you give me five

and Ryan give me one and Ken gives me three, I'm already down to like 3.2 stars. Yeah. So, and then people see that and they're like, it's not that good, even though. It's a numbers game though, like just because one person has that bad experience. Like there's going to be 20 others. That's how it should be looked at.

And there's also going to be 50 others that don't even do that. That's why money Mike's got to give his clients the best experience. Yeah. Dude, Mike, you could be a financial advisor, but like it'd be like an inside joke for like a husband to be like, Honey, I think we should hire a financial advisor. Yeah. And then the wife be like, all right, well, I don't really understand anything.

So I trust you, right? What's going on with the money? And then they hire Mike, right? And Mike is like, yeah, for this year's write-offs, Steve's going to need to buy a new snowmobile. And actually, if you buy a new dirt bike this year and then you trade it in next year on the new one, you'll save money. Okay, well, I guess.

Money, Mike, you know, we trust them, right, honey? I special, oh yeah, money Mike's the best in the business. Yeah. You might actually have a business there. Specialize in boy math. Yeah, yeah, there you know, like buying $16,000 solomobiles so you don't have to rent for the two trips that you go out on. Yeah, the one trip, the three days. And Mike just has like, you know, he's done it enough and he's just convincing enough that, you know, maybe they're having a disagreement.

I know what works and I know what does it work. Let's go into Money Mike's and Money Mike just lays it all out on paper and it's just like, you know, This is definitely the better move. I think all you need, Mike, is just a storefront. And clients with really confused wives that don't look into it. Yeah. I just don't have time for another business, boys. You keep coming up with all these great ideas.

Yeah, that one's a pretty good one. Between that one and the hot dog stand, you'll be booming. I think I'm going to bring the hot dog stand to the wedding, but I won't build a man it. So that's actually really good. Dude, yeah, you got to do that. Yeah, I think it'll be fun. It'll be fun. Everyone at Mike's wedding shows up.

And there's just hot dogs to eat. Okay, that would be... Hot dogs for dinner. Aggressive. Hot dogs for the grooms dinner, whatever the fuck it's called. The post. And then like after the dance. Yeah,

don't worry. We got snacks coming in for those that are staying late on the dance floor. Oh, thank God. I hate hot dogs. I'm so hungry. Hot dogs just come in. More hot dogs. Mini weenies.

They're like the little candy, uh, wienies. Remember those? Those hot dog little gummies. The whole, like Mike's got a hot dog in his back pocket the whole time. You like, when you go to pull out the ring, you go like, oh, sorry. All right, hot dog falls out. That'd actually be really funny. That's cool.

What else do you got planned for your wedding, like others, other stuff? I got a DJ. I bought a photo booth. Who you got, how did you get a DJ? I just hired them. Is he like a normal wedding DJ, though? Yeah. Is it Oreo says go?

No, that would have been cool. He does weddings. Yeah, really. I didn't actually know that. Did you buy the photo booth or just scheduled or rented? I bought it. Mike, you bought it. Mike, why didn't you hire Twin Six?

I didn't even think about it until right now. You should hit him up. That would be pretty sick. Dude, Money Mike needs twin sick at his wedding. They. They. They're killing it. Well, I shouldn't even say they might go too hard.

Like, they would go too hard, in a good way, that is. They would be like 10 times what any wedding DJ ever would be just because. Lasers, fire. I mean, they throw some good rave parties, like basically on the nightly. Yeah. I think you should hit them up. I hit up, uh, I hit up my buddy Abe and, uh, because I wanted to have a friend to it. And he's just like, I don't know if I can swing the PTO.

I already have another wedding that month. And I was like, oh, all right. But twin sick would be sick. Yeah. Just make sure that they're not doing like the whole like wedding DJ bullshit. YMCA. Yeah. Well, no.

That's, we gave them stipulations. Yeah, like no cotton eye Joe, like none of that. So we have like, uh, or, you know, I guess if the people want it, sure. I just don't want I just don't want them to rip the songs that everyone's like Yeah Classic

I mean worst case You could always have Justin get up on there And plug in his Yeah And then Blow the speakers out Burn the place down

Another thing is Is that we requested Not to have Is that I'm not a big fan of the DJ at your wedding MCing like your entire wedding Basically this dude you have You don't know

Or chick You don't know them I'm not saying they're not friendly or good at it, but they're all like, all right, this is happening next and we're announcing this and here comes so and so. And it's like he doesn't know these people either. So like it doesn't, it seems like they get way too much mic time for, you know, no, no offense. I think you just need like Jeff. You should have Jeff do your. I was thinking when it comes to like addressing to people, it should be people that we know. Yeah. That I know. Yeah. It's a really good point actually. Yeah. So it's like

Like, nothing against the DJ. Like, they're there to play music. And if another... And stick to your DJ booth. Yeah. Spittie boy. Stop speaking. They get out of line.

Mike marches up there. Yeah. Oh, no, he's talking. We're like, oh, shit, he's having a word with him. Everything changes. The whole program turns around real quick. They shake hands. He slips on a hot dog.

Instead of money. Oh, he's a hot dog. Sorry. He's a couple hash names. Sorry, he's your wedding, Mike. July 25th. It's a Friday wedding. That's about all the fun stuff I have

So maybe I have to get a bouncy castle from Grandpa Ron or something Oh yeah, he would bring one for sure It's Grandpa Ron's birthday today actually Really? 82 Holy shit I'm glad that you said that 82 Cheers to more life Yeah he actually called me when I was on my way here

But I had to go to the bathroom so bad I couldn't answer it because I was just like I was frantically trying to pull over And you didn't say happy birthday to him No I'm glad because I'm sure he was just calling I don't know what he was calling about He was probably like it's 10 o'clock and Ben hasn't called me yet to wish me happy birthday. Maybe he expects me to call a hand.

To be fair, I saw him on Wednesday, got dinner with him. People kept coming up when I'm with Grandpa Ron. They come up as if Grandpa Ron's one of the other C boys. And this kid was like, I love your guys' videos. It's him and Graparon. Yeah, and Grandpa Ron was like, oh, thanks. And it was just so great. God, I love Grand Paran.

Where are you guys at? Doolittles. Dude, I'm actually fired up for Mike's wedding, though. I just want you to like keep money mic in this thing And make it like a spectacle Like if you don't money mic your wedding What are you doing? It's hard to say like what yeah

Like what the definition of that is Because it can get out of hand so fast Oh for sure Have you noticed that things are like double the price Just because it's a wedding? Yeah Like when you get to like tent rentals and that bullshit Like they just charge more

Really? Yeah I remember like well basically We were getting set up for the tent rental And they can put a floor in They were gonna They quoted the for a floor for the entire tent and it was $18,000. Holy shit.

Put down a floor and take it away? Yeah, I guess it's, you know, keep in mind, it's like the floor is probably, the tent's you know, probably like as big as this shop. So it's, it's a lot of floor to put down and take up, but I'm just like, we'll just stand on grass like most people do when they do the tent wedding. Yeah, for $18,000. Stuff like that. That's huge.

What is this wedding? Can you, can you explain what is this going to cost? Do you know yet? I would, do you have like a limit that you. put in place? I would not even have a budget. Three bucks a square foot. It's right now probably have like

40K into it and probably looking at 60. Total. 65. I mean, that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money, but yeah, right. I think, yeah, it's like,

crazy, crazy. You know what? I think the worst thing to hear is someone who's got married and then they're like, they, like, I don't even ask them. They just kind of say it. They're like, yeah, you know, after doing it all, like, man, was it an awesome day?

but could have, you know, put a down payment on a house for that. Right. I've heard that kind of scenario more, more often than you think. Yeah. Oh, don't tell me that. There is a slight, like, but you've already done it. Like you got the experience and you go, oh, okay, well, yeah, what should have been spent a little less?

But like when you haven't done something, it's like buying a stand-up jet ski or something like that, you're like, oh, you know, I probably didn't like to do it. I probably wouldn't do it again, but you had to do it once to figure out, you know. Yeah, exactly. Like, I overpaid for, yeah, for this total. or experience and yeah and it was great but oh i paid to fly first class i wouldn't do it again but shit when they brought the meal out it was nice you know yeah it's also like your fiance has expensive taste and your money mike yeah so it's a pretty gnarly combo in that

yeah that's like fucking chris humphreys and kim kardashy and not having a fancy wedding yeah right so that's why i really was never in the cards like i was the one saying that she's like I don't know if she's joking, but should we just get a loped? No, that's not an option. That's lame. Money, Mike, doesn't get a loped. That's lame. So, yeah, we're going to have a good time.

I don't know. I mean, like, I think we should film it. Got to recoup the money somehow. Yeah. Have it be like a little David Dillbrick bit or something. We're just, like, having good times. And at the end, I would want to do the same thing if I was one getting married. But, like, you don't have to post it.

And I mean, the only reason I was. wouldn't want to have something really bad happened yeah but at the end of the day i'm just saying like if you want to like just keep it private whatever at the end of the day you got footage of like that day or doing whatever which i think is cool right especially with how good like if dalton does it like if you hire a wedding videographer you're going to get one thing right and if you hire dalton well that's what i think you're going to get something else you're going to get like a real thing that in 20 years 40 years you go back and go like, oh, look, I actually got like my grandpa or my, you know, mom talking about something, like a wedding videographer's going to walk up with a whole gimbal and go like, you know,

are you excited to see the bride? And they're going to go, yep, wow, I bet she's going to be beautiful. But you're going to get dull and come on and go like, what do you think about Mike's Toddogues? You know, and like, it's a real thing. So I think it would be like the authentic. Authentic and raw version of what you would expect to see boys wedding to be like. yes and so I'm more interested in seeing that of course I'm interested in seeing the wedding video I think you got a cover ball you have you have like a videographer and photographer and stuff yeah coming but yeah just yeah

make sure that they're just like not getting in the shot obviously when we got don't right run around don't's gonna be shirtless and suspenders little bow tie on are you gonna have it is there like a dress code like a tux dress code like super fat black tie wedding no no but it could something i never thought of because everyone like looks a lot better like it's definitely like a lot more formal right which is why they do it but yeah it's like the people that aren't about that like said say evan is like this wedding already sucks yeah this is a terrible wedding they're making me wear a suit uh talks exactly well i just wouldn't want to put anyone in a position where they're like,

I have to go buy or rent. That's usually how it is. Yeah, suit or tucks, because those are the guys or girls, I guess, if they was a dress, they don't have the dress to begin with or the tux. I don't know. I just hope we have lots of fun.

Oh, we will. And I'm not going to drink for it because everyone that says, like everyone says it goes by like that. So it's like if I was drinking, I'd probably go by like that. You're going to just get insanely high. I'm just going to eat a bunch of hot dogs.

I think that's a good move, Mike. Yeah, I mean, I definitely can see the perk of it. Because I've seen when grooms get a little too drunk. Normally, they always hold it together until the time when it's acceptable. You don't want to time travel. I'm not worried. Yeah, yeah. I'm not worried about, like, doing anything.

But it's just like, why would you want to like? Yeah, make the time go any faster. Yeah, you'll probably already be having a great time no matter what. Dude, so I'm like four months. sober now and time moves slower. Time moves really fast. Yeah, when you're five drinks deep, time moves much faster. Your night kind of goes from 8.30 to midnight really fast.

And then when you're sober, that's true. That's true. I feel like time goes fast when you're doing something you're enjoying. But like if you're like if, when you're happy. No, but like when I was, when I'm at home and I'm obviously I don't, I'm not really drinking either. but like I only have four hours till I need to go to bed like I want to do all this stuff like say it's like Saturday but like if I was at a bar or I had I was getting you know for some reason I was in a spot where I'm not drinking it's like a social spot that those four hours I'm like this cannot go fucking any yeah any slower it's so boring yeah so boring being sober at a bar CJ all of Nashville yeah that shit was so Alex I'm sorry but I had not it was not fun it was not fun which I mean I wasn't drinking It's like literal torture. If you were drinking, obviously it would have been a blast, but like it was, it was literally torture.

Like, it was so, like, I was just like, all right, only two more days and then I can hop on this plane and go home. Like, I'm only 5K into this or, however, I didn't even know how much cause I did, but I didn't look. But it was a lot of money. I know fucking paying all this shit and post Malone tickets. That was, say you did a great job not bringing down the vibe. Yeah, that was one thing. I mean, I could tell that you weren't having any. All you had to do is look at him.

for more than 30 seconds to realize he's miserable, though. I mean, I do that because I spend every single day with you all day. I was doing my best not to bring down the vibe. Yeah, no, you did a great job. Well, I didn't blame you either. I was like, fuck. Yeah, no, I couldn't fucking do it. The worst part is just dealing with drunk people.

Yeah, they suck. They just talk about the, yeah, especially, dude. It's just not fun, man. I used to be the one who's like, dude, like, if you're not going to drink, like, D.D. for us, obviously, like, it's not even any, skin off your back but it is which i actually really enjoy dding like if i'm not drinking yes i'll do it but it's like when we're in florida and it's four nights in a row yeah then it gets on it so boring like i enjoy hanging out with you guys when we're like this like this is fun right but then as soon as

you're the only one sober it's like you're not even a part of what's going on it so it's not like you're hanging out with them it's not really like you're spending time with your friends in like the same way that you would if you were all sober or if you were just And it doesn't need to be that way, but at least for me, that is how it is. That is how it is. And that's obviously, there's plenty of people out there. Like, I'm like, you kidding me? No, I'm still just as much in it sober, not drinking as, you know, if I was.

But for me, I don't, it's just not enjoyable. Like, it just is not. I like having those, like, consciousness moments, though. I'll literally be sitting there, you know, like, we're out at a bar. Everyone's drunk. I'm not. And I'm like, uh, and then I'll, like, wait I can still have fun and then I'm just like back in it but I have to like consciously tell

myself it's tough though because then once they get to a certain point like they're not really talking about anything it's just more so like everyone's kind of vibing on being drunk and it's just gibberish so you're just kind of like and then they progressively start getting louder and louder until it's oh yeah damn near yelling and you're just like please please be quiet for just 10 seconds fuck dude I can't wait to be that guy You get me all lighted up, have a couple beers, dude. Don't talk about some gibberish, yap with the homies. I was D-Ding these guys and the Channel 199 Nitro crew two weeks ago.

Ooh, that was a long day, too. And it was a long day. But, I mean, dude, it all was worth it. When we got back and CJ goes, let's play pool. I was like, fuck, yeah. I was like, I'm stoned and this dude's hammered, right? He goes, $100 bucks. I was like, no, I think you came to me probably and said $100.

We run a $100 game. I swamp him. He goes, double or nothing. It's a $100 game. Swamp him again. There's no way that you beat me three times in a row. Swamp him again, and then he ran out of money. You know what's crazy is he didn't even feel bad taking the money from someone.

No, I didn't feel bad. You know, out of their mind. You know what I say to people? Like, when I win bets against you. or any of my friends, and we normally do $100 bets. I was just telling Grandpa around about it. Oh, did that feel good taking that $100 from Ben when we were talking about the Super Bowl? I was like, not really.

You know, it feels a lot better taking it from like a casino or someone, you know, taking it from your family. But then just, what, a month later, Ben just robs me blind and is sitting here on a podcast bragging about it. It didn't feel as good. Yeah, that was the best part of the night. It was. Honestly, it made it worth it.

Yeah. No, I mean, I'm sure it did. especially because we weren't going to pay you to drive us around right yeah so it's like the only way like i'm just scrapping for some change here thanks j thanks for paying yeah the ATM's out of cash though so we gotta we gotta fix that yeah we gotta fix that solution you'll touch that thing in a while yeah we do and it's the the heater's been dripping on it and it's just yeah crusty it's a good wipe down okay that makes a lot of sense yeah yeah i remember looking at it one day just being like

why does this look like someone like sprayed it with a fire extinguisher And battery acid. Yeah, that makes sense. I was like, man, how does everything we own just get beat to shit around here? Like, our ATM was beat up. It's all crusting and gross. It's all crusting and gross. It's all the heater mostly made it look bad.

It's because the snow blows in. People running skateboards into it. It happens. Melt's down. Yeah. We've been having so much fun skateboarding in the shop. Bought those two mini ramps, set them up in the shipping containers and just have a, just have a hayday. So, like, every couple weeks, you've got new, some new kind of skate feature.

First you had, like, that box thing. Now you got the ramps. Yeah. Got a half pipe coming this spring. A full half pipe? Yeah. Which is what I should have done from the start. How big?

It's 16 wide. So like a normal one if you were going to build your backyard one, it'd be eight feet wide. Still super far. Where are you putting it? I don't know. Where should we put it? Merch Warehouse. No.

No, no. It'll be. It'll be. It'll be outside. Mike, I can't even express to you how loud your new miniscape park is. in this building yeah especially when you're right here but like dude it's straight up sounds like there's monkeys inside my head with cymbal just banging when you guys are skating yeah yeah that was

the last time we skated ben was still here working his office usually it's at about like nine when everyone leaves are somewhere around there but ben comes down he's like yeah i couldn't i couldn't do that like i literally had to go home yeah and just sit in silence because it was just like an hour of me sitting right above them when they're skating on this ramp that's constantly banging into the containers and it's just it's arguably like worse than a drum set because there's not even any rhythm there's no cadence to it yeah rhythm would be the term but yeah where did you get this new skate park from or the half-wave oh dude actually so uh this this company called ramp art which is in Minneapolis and I just called the dude he had him on Facebook and I was like

hey, can I buy two of these and put them together? And then he found out, we had a YouTube channel. And then he's like, I'd actually be down to, like, come up and install those. And then I'm like, sick. And then he, like, kind of realized, like, how big we were. And then he's like, I build, like, all the, uh, help build the skate parks for Minneapolis X games, the two years, San Diego X games. And, like, he was, he called me and he's like, yo, I just, like, talked with my team.

And we're going to talk with Danny Way about, like, we want to do a stuff. done with like with you guys maybe and i was like that would be insane he's like we want to do like a border crossing where he like comes goes over the border from canada to minnesota i don't know just like what you jumped the canadian border oh you're saying like funny because you know how jump across the border yeah yeah like you know how dany way jumped over the uh great wall of china okay no pull up the clip ken please yeah actually it is pretty cool fucking gnarly i don't know he just he was like the the idea is just in its infancy but like like You're the only influencers that we know, so.

So what are, do you also have to jump over the border too? That's kind of what I said. I was like, all right, when it comes to stunts, we would just be there to support, film. Dude, I want to see Evan do this. Yeah, but then, yeah, it was like if you, if we had a jump that was over a border that a skateboard could get across, you know, who's to say like an e-bike couldn't do it?

Yeah, I guess. There you go, dirt bike. 240P. Holy smokes. That's a huge jump. Holy crap. A little bigger than a normal mega ramp. Holy.

You know what I wish would come back? I mean, D.C. hasn't gone away, but I just wish it would become more popular again. I've always liked D.C. Oh, yeah. Me too. Also, I should sponsor us. Dude, maybe Ken can't answer this, but I just need you guys to guess how long the Great Wall of China is. It blew my mind the other day.

I'll probably blow yours. 3,300 miles. Oh, 5,000 miles. Not even close. I thought it was like 1,200 miles. 13,000. 171. Wow.

That's a long. What the frick? That's a lot of wall. Dude, driving 13,000 miles is an insane. So many miles my Hummer has on it. Like when we drive to Florida, how far was that? Like, 3,500. You're right.

You're right. That is so. New York to L.A. is 2,700 miles. Holy shit. So how long to take them and build that? Dude, that's where... Like a fucking day. They had all been working.

Everyone laid one brick. Yeah, when did they build it too? And why did they build it? It took over 2,000 years to build. Oh my goodness. Yeah, it's like, wait. Why did they build it? Keep out some other ethnic group of people.

What's it between, though? China, Mongolia. Mongolia is that big? It's not like one continuous wall. Like, it looks here. Yeah, what the fuck? It's a bunch of spaghetti noodles. Splits off like tributaries and.

Like it's like a fence left and right. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. It's definitely not just a perimeter wall. People aren't building great walls like they used to. And that isn't a reference to walls in general. It's just a reference to people aren't doing crazy shit like that.

Like even they're building Crazy Horse now and that shit's going to take like 300 years. Like it just is slowly going along. They're not investing in the future you're saying. Yeah. Like back then, dude, they would have had so many people on fucking Crazy Horse would have been built in two years. That's kind of what I thought. They, like, building the pyramids, I know that was like a slave built thing,

but, or aliens, but they, like, literally, they disregarded well-being to get these, you know, monuments and structures made. It was like getting drafted for the army to go build these structures. Like, it wasn't like a, yeah, we'll set up a team and we'll get an investment

of billions of dollars. No, I was just like, no, you got to work until it's done. I think there will be a draft, Ken? and what age bracket falls into the draft? What is it? Like 18 to 25, so we're all good. I'm not.

I was like, we're not all good. You're not all good. You'll be good, dude. They'll look at you and they'll go. Yeah, he ain't going to make the cut. Like a month left or something. We'll put him on the first line. That's what they did to me.

Thank God. Yeah, Mike wouldn't be here right now if he would have asked inspection. this guy ain't got it he ain't got it in him i know it's just the reserve but no he ain't got it that's crazy no i promise i have farm strength i have farm strength i might look tubby but i have strength i don't want to end the podcast on a bad note but you know there's a lot of bad things happening in the world and i just had to show you guys so you could you could hear it from me i don't want you to find out from somebody else here's this uh here's this video oh my gosh Why would you do this?

Why would you show this? Why are they doing this? There's disputes in the comments about whether it's a flood car or if it was a test car. But yeah, basically this guy's whole page is him just crushing Raptors, Superdutyes. What a crazy machine? It's in Mexico, so the idea is that it's probably, I'm like, this is a pretty clean unit. Yeah, that's pretty modified.

Like a black widow. Stolen cars or something? I still do stand by. If you buy a black widow, you're a dummy. Wait, so what is being in Mexico have anything to do with it? Well, I thought it might be near one of the construction plants. You know, like obviously all the cars are built in another country. So when they have the test mules.

So when they do the test mules, but here it says flooded cars, but. Weird. I mean, it was really nothing wrong with crush in a couple of bronze. Donko's here and there, though, you know. Hey, buddy. I wonder what... It's like, is that really a problem? I wonder what his affiliation is, like, if he, like, just works at the, the scrapyard or

or what owns the crusher? Oh, he's their social media guy. What, what easy content to make. You just take videos of yourself, like, literally doing your job, nothing else. Just point the video at the crush, and then it just gets, like, you know, lots of views. Dude, that's got to feel so good crushing those. It's got to be so satisfying. Dude, this guy's got a triple stack of crushed Mustangs.

Dude, this is how we're going to have to buy one of these things is Mike continues. What do you think one of these things costs to buy stuff so we can keep storing it? Take up a little less space. 100 grand? 200. Oh, 200. The problem is it's expensive to put stuff in it. So you've already looked into it then.

No, I was a guess. I don't want a vehicle crusher. It sounds like a bad idea. It would be the only stuff getting put in there. Eventually you're going to run out of space and you're going to have. That would be the most insane thing If we had access to a crusher And then you guys just crush one of my vehicles

I would just have to just like Return the favor And then pretty soon we get into this crushing more And we just crush all of our shit Here's one for 82,000 Perfect I can't believe we're shopping for vehicle crushers You're pretty sick honestly

You're gonna just wish we were taking your motors out now True but you guys like I said You would wish that you wouldn't have started it Because like I would just put your Raptor in there And then be like, yeah, dude, you could crush my Raptor. Yeah, it's probably a toast after the day. The equivalent of what's been happening to it. Well, good stuff.

All right. Good shit, fellas. I think we wrap right there, huh? Yes, we do. And go check out the website. If you haven't, Raptor our giveaway is going. You don't have a ton of time left. So sick, too.

We just threw wheels and bumpers on it. It looks amazing. And we've got a couple more plans. So, yeah, whoever wins it is going to win a badass truck. And $20,000. And we know Raptors, and it's by far the sickest. Yeah, it's so sick. So, C-BoysTV.com, every $5 you spend gets you one entry.

We'll see you guys next Tuesday. Peace.