Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Why Evan Was Almost Kicked Off Our Flight, Money Mike is DONE, & Our Dangerous Road Trip
Episode Date: February 11, 2025In today's episodes the boys are in Key West Florida, we break down the life or death situations on the drive, Evans Unhealthy but efficient morning routine, Ken's birthday party, and Dalton's outfit... changes. We tell the story of HOW and WHY evan almost got kicked off our flight, and pissing off Ken in the process. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code WIDEOPEN at https://www.shopmando.com! #mandopod #ad Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/wideopen #rulapod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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You're definitely going to jail.
Yeah.
Will that happen?
Many broke that moped in the first 15 minutes.
The trailer starts swaying back and forth, almost hits the freaking wall.
It's like, running out of money.
She basically kind of walks away like, like scolding you, almost like a mom, and you go like this.
Throw your hands up in the air.
But she was like, if you go in there, you die.
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Good morning, Lifewide Open.
Morning, dude.
Feels like the longest evening ever.
Yeah, but the podcast drops in the morning.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, good point.
Well, we're all really tanned up.
Now that I'm getting a good look at you guys in this dimly lit room,
you guys got some color, dude.
Yeah, well, we're posted up.
Key West in our
luxurious hotel room
as you guys can see
we got all the boys we just got done
just ripping mopeds
around Key West
being absolute menaces
on the streets
I don't even know if ripping
like even starts to describe it
it's almost terrorizing yeah we were
bobbing and weaving we were riding on the
sidewalks Spenny was hitting
some jumps features he was
he was jumping that thing like it's one of his
endurro bikes
Spenny broke that moped in the first 15 minutes
that was what's
crazy is that when you broke the exhaust, dude, I mean, it was like, it didn't even sound like
a chainsaw. It sounded like a straight pipe chainsaw.
An ultra-light aircraft. Yeah. So bad. I don't know if the video's out yet, but just put
a clip of Spenny sitting there next to that tour bus. Just, eh.
I felt bad for them, honestly. I felt bad riding it, too. Like, when I broke that,
That in the first five minutes, I was like, oh, God, this is going to be a long day.
Like, this is not going to be good.
Buddy was pissed when you brought it back.
I know they're like, he's telling me that he races mopeds and that he knows I did it on
perfect.
He races mopeds?
That's what he told me.
He's like, I race mopeds.
He's like, you did this on purpose.
You're paying for it.
But then the other home he comes up and we were like, no, I was rusted.
It was rusted.
Yeah.
That thing was so rusted out one little rock chip would have sent that thing.
It would have been pretty bad if they charge you $27 for a moment.
No kidding.
Yeah, it was crazy.
Of all the things, of all the, you know, social things that we've done, rollers and vehicles,
I've never seen that many people closing, covering their ears.
Dude, people were pissed.
I saw a little kid.
He looked like he was going to cry.
He was up on his dad's shoulders and he was just like making a crazy face.
Like, he's supposed to start crying.
There's a lot of old people down here in the keys.
They don't like the loud noises.
They probably barely even heard it.
By the faces they were making.
and they heard. Yeah, people come down here to retire for the quiet, and then you got some
kid just, wha-d, down the center of the road. It was so loud. They could hear you from the
moped place just buzzing around the island. I'm sure they knew. They're like, that's one of our
mopeds. So this is our first time down in the Keys. And I don't know, like, we're Florida people,
man. Like, we started this in Daytona. We come to Florida every year because it's where you can
do some. Yeah, multiple times a year. Because right now, like, we came down here to do this dirt biking
video, which you guys will see. But we can't ride dirt biking.
at home so what are we going to do we got to come to florida obviously but i don't know if we can
handle key west man we're falling apart at the seams down here i mean the moped thing obviously but
just the trailer even the vehicle was trying to stop us from getting here i like it here the key west
is a whole other vibe first off feels like it doesn't feel like you're in the united states it's a different
vibe but let's touch on the trailer oh my gosh dude drink delivery holy you got scare me the trailer
I thought it was going to do something.
The trailer blowing a wheel is an insane story, but real quick, Gavin just delivered.
It's like a waiter, dude.
Some Rita's.
A waiter.
A waiter.
Not only can he wrench, he can serve.
All right, so explain to me this whole situation because I wasn't in the vehicle when the wheel exploded and inevitably started on fire.
Oh, shit.
We had to get down here last night, and it always seems that these nighttime drives with the trailer,
or something that's when everything goes wrong right we don't go to firehouse subs
went to dave's hot chicken way better than firehouse subs so we got two rigs we got two vehicles
a little side story here and you know we're like we're basically road tripping across florida
and i'm in a vehicle with ben spennie dalton ken and uh we'll be like where should we
eat and i always go spennie where do we where do you want to eat and wherever he says i say all right
and that's where we go spennie fired chick filet evan goes chick filet sucks
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You didn't like Chick-fil-A.
I've been telling everybody this, it is overrated.
Okay, but, so Chick-fil-A was, chick-fil-A was overrated.
Okay, no, we went to Chipotle, and you said that was what?
What did you say about that?
Okay, so he said that was overrated, and then Spani Fires, let's go Firehouse Subs.
Evan just goes, Firehouse Subs sucks.
Like, bro, we ain't ever going to find a spot that you want.
Everything is either overrated or Cheeto with that.
He wants to eat it at that.
the gas station. For efficiency, it keeps us moving. Every time we stop, we're down for like
45 minutes or an hour. There's not even a meal hardly at a gas station besides like some hot dogs,
which obviously Mike wants. You live off of nuts. You can't. I don't. You can't start your day
eating breakfast at a gas station. Bro, I've done it for like 10 years. Honestly, honestly more than 10 years.
Yeah. And that's why I'm such a spinning image of hell. Enough about that. Yeah. But yeah, enough about
that but yeah so carry on you guys didn't want to go to firehouse subs because evan doesn't like it
thinks it sucks and then we are driving down to the keys which the keys obviously the more south
you get there is less and less stuff out here and there's more bridges than there is land so we're driving
long bridges long bridges so we're driving mike's single axle trailer which he was super sick of us
super sick of him to let us destroy not destroy we didn't intentionally intentionally and uh we're ripping
across the seven mile bridge, which as far as I'm concerned is the longest bridge in America.
Bro, seven miles is a long ways.
And if you're on this sketchy, two lane, it's got like a shoulder about this wide.
We're driving down it and the tire blows.
The trailer starts swaying back and forth, almost hits the freaking wall of the bridge.
There's oncoming traffic.
And I yell, tire.
To which Gavin yells, where?
And I'm like, what the fuck do you mean where?
Behind us.
He thought I yelled fire.
so he locks up the burst starts slowing down pretty quickly because he thought we were on fire but that's obviously
I mean couldn't you feel behind the wheel gav then you got a lot was happening obviously there was something wrong yeah I hear him say yell tire and I hear fire and I just immediately I'm like well shit we got to get this taken care of right now shit got a little chaotic and we eventually get to the side of the road and then a semi about takes the mirror off on the side of our pickup there's a narrow bridge he goes this is not worth dying for
We have to get off this bridge.
So we're like, all right, we're going to limp this trailer across the rest of the bridge.
It can't be that far because we don't know we're on the seven mile bridge.
I Google it.
I see like, okay, shit, there's really nothing to pull over.
I keep scrolling up the map forever.
This bridge go for.
I get to the end, 6.9 miles.
We're at the freaking start of this bridge.
But to put it into perspective, how narrow it was, we couldn't turn around to go the easy way back.
You couldn't turn around.
It would have been a 12-point turn.
You would have had to stop traffic both ways.
You would have a T-bone 12 times.
Simply not in 100% not enough.
It was nerve-wracking too because it was just pitch dark
because you're basically going across where the ocean is.
There's no point of reference.
You look out as just darkness all around you.
No, it was actually spooky.
Because we thought about it, we're like,
dude, if a car is coming at us and we have to jump out of the way,
do we jump into the ocean?
Like obviously you don't jump off a bridge,
but like a bridge in a water, you can.
Well, we talked about this after.
We all actually thought this on our own.
And then later on, we're like, yeah, we're, would you have done?
Oh, yeah, I was thinking about it.
Yeah, I was too.
We all said we'd take the car over the water, dude.
It looked too scary.
I actually was still thinking about the water, honestly.
Were you?
Yeah.
It was a game time decision.
Yeah, I don't know what I would have done when it really happened.
One of my first thoughts as it blew was like, man, I know there's like a super long bridge
somewhere in these keys.
I hope it's not.
I look up we're on the bridge
Like just what are the odds
So you end up pulling this thing across the bridge
Yeah so we just start driving at I don't know what you say got 30
I started at 25 25 I saw 27 on the dash
I'll give you the credit so we we were pushing it
But we're like dragging it on the rim
But it was rolling just bare rim just oh it was okay
So we're like all right it'll be fine you know it's just gonna roll
Well the tire eventually disintegrates the rest of the way
then you get to the rim and then you hit one of like those things in the bridge you know where they like flex
and it caught the tire and then like tore up the rim and so then we basically ended up just dragging it
on the hub seven miles well we basically wore completely through the rim and then and then got into the hub
mike why don't you show off your trophy oh my gosh that's what's left of the wheel like
oh my gosh that is so careful it's really dirty so like even
If you guys know what a drum break on an old car or a trailer looks like,
even the drum break is like a half moon.
A solid third.
Yeah, same size as that.
Just gone.
I think you got to tell the best part, oh, no.
It started on fire.
There actually was a fire.
It started on fire.
Dude, I'm sitting there, like, kind of eyes closed.
We're driving, you know, I'm just listening.
Dalton's like, you know, we're talking about how you guys' tire, blue, whatever.
and then Dalton goes, man, Mike's shit always starts on fire.
Leave it to Mike.
That's why we're using Mike's trailer.
Of course, start on fire.
And I just was like, bro, the tie.
In my head, I was like, the tire blue.
You're being a little dramatic.
I don't think it counts as a fire.
And then an hour later, I look at the technology.
I see the video.
The thing was actually on fire.
Yeah.
It started sparking and I look back.
And one of those times, like sometimes I think something and I don't say it out loud.
But this time I go, I think it's going to start on fire.
And then by that time, it was already on fire.
Everything you own, Mike.
Everything.
My house, dude.
Not your house.
You better be careful, though.
The rubber had, like, not a lot of rubber, but enough rubber to light on fire had, like, got behind the rim and was
wrapped up in the axle.
So the sparks started that rubber on fire.
But the problem was the floor of the trailer is wood.
It's an all-metal trailer.
I said that right.
I'm like, what's a metal trailer?
It can't burn that good.
And then I realized it's made out of wood.
And with a bunch of gasoline bikes in there, too.
Generator, four bikes, gas cans, one wheels, lithium batteries.
That was just a bomb.
That was just an absolute bomb waiting to go off.
I'd have been so bum to lose two Starks, the Harley, and the R6 dirt bike.
That would have sucked.
It wasn't an option, but we fired in our half water bottles.
We didn't have much.
Ryan used a Coke.
We fired in Ryan's Coke, my Coke.
And then Evan pulls out this gallon jug of water and we're like, sick.
putting the fire out so sketchy that was about the longest we spent out of the vehicle and what it was um
dude we just got to watch all together man yeah play it play it you know me i can be a little dramatic
dude yeah i thought you guys were drunk listening the way you're talking ryan yeah i can be a little
dramatic okay fuck you i was like oh ryan todd is the funniest part obviously i am in this
moment being pretty dramatic he hawks at me bro our rig is burning down
Yeah, get out of the way.
Sorry, we're inconvenience you.
You had to swap lanes for a second.
Oh, slow the fuck down.
Me being dramatic.
Me being dramatic.
And then I calm down.
And then look at this guy.
He literally is in our lane.
Fuck you.
Dude, he probably couldn't see you.
I was going to say, can I devil's advocate for that guy?
Oh, yeah.
You could see the freaking trailer with fly.
And flashers and fire, but you were running like 50 feet behind it with just an iPhone light.
No, that was right behind the trailer, but that helped.
When I did that, I think it helped.
People started moving over earlier.
I think it did help, but I could see where they're like, what is this maniac doing?
Yeah.
Where if like, if it was just the flaming trailer, maybe he wouldn't have.
But honestly, I respect what you did because you were looking out for all of us trying to be firefighters.
So thank you, Ryan.
Thank you for your service.
What I'm excited for?
is to see the mark in the bridge when we drive home.
I don't even know if we should talk about it.
We might get charged for seven miles.
We're sitting at the bar, Evan, myself, and Mike,
and fucking the bartender, Evan starts telling the story like,
yeah, we blew a tire on the way in on the bridge.
He goes, that was you guys?
Shut up.
Yes.
And we go, what?
You heard about that?
He goes, yeah, word gets around pretty quick.
It's a pretty small town.
What the fuck?
It was on the, did he?
say it was on the news? Oh, he just said news travels fast. Oh, news travels fast. Yeah, that was
pretty wild. So I guess long story short, we get it to the parking lot. We avoided like that, you
limp it. We did pass one sheriff on the bridge, but he looked, he was like transport. There was like
a wide load semi. To make that, yeah, to make the bridge even sketchy, there was like a wide load
semi with an escort. So I'm pretty sure the sheriff called us in saying someone's in trouble,
but he had to just keep going. But how long?
after when they actually showed up 15 minutes you talk to them and we had multiple cops like really like 45 minutes to
an hour I would say well we heard there was a stranded vehicle on the bridge or something like a broken
on vehicle like yeah well this is the one but we drug it up but can you imagine if we actually were in
distress that's a pretty slow response time yeah we're in the middle of nowhere you know what I thought
of like so you guys are very well equipped and know how to handle
a situation like that.
Yeah.
Flore it, Gavin.
But I mean, realistically, you are.
Whereas if a normal person or even for some reason, someone who's inexperienced
was in that situation, that's how you die.
You start trying to change it on the bridge.
You get hit by a car.
Like, it was very smart to try and drag it.
But the problem was it was Mike's trailer.
And anything Mike owns, you got to know is flammable.
But, dude, your trailer is always a brand new trailer, or not brand new,
Brand new to you.
Brand new to you.
You bought your own trailer for your snowmills.
That's,
you know,
you should have just let the company buy it
because then it wouldn't start it on fire.
But it's usually how it goes,
I can't convince the company to buy something,
I buy it.
And then the company's like,
AKA the guys are like,
this is really nice.
So we were pulling this thing across the country.
When I was driving behind you guys,
it's just a single axle
and it's kind of tall.
And it's an interesting trailer.
Being that it's a single axle,
it's like doing this behind the whole time.
It's like just kind of not,
It's not super crazy, but it doesn't pull just straight.
It's shimmying.
So it makes sense that it would wear the tire out.
And then those tires were old.
I looked at the other one.
Gab was like, you might as well go.
I don't know who's at it.
You might as well go check that other tire.
I look at it.
I'm like, not making it back to Minnesota.
That's for sure.
Throw a couple freshies on before we go back.
It had a lot of tread, but it was dry rotter.
Well, then that'll do it right there.
Which is a miracle we made it a couple thousand miles.
I'm just glad you guys did this at night when there was ultimately very minimal
traffic on that road.
Yeah.
Because if we would have done that like this morning when there's just thousands of people
crossing that, that would have been any way worse.
I think it would have been better in the daylight, safer.
Well, it just was safer.
But, uh, the, yeah, the cop told us he, he, he, they were both super nice.
But he's like, oh, yeah, you should 100% have called 911.
And it didn't, it didn't even cross my mind.
I don't, Mike's like, no, my vehicle start on fire all the time.
I'm used to this.
Just drive it till it goes out.
The fire was seriously a minimal issue.
the grand scheme of things.
The only scary part about the fire was that we had to exit the vehicle.
You were really nice about that.
I was stressing pretty hard and you're like,
okay, so it's, I mean, it's really not a big deal,
but it's kind of on fire a little bit.
I kind of was like that.
Because I didn't know if it would keep going or not.
I made the comment, well, how much worse could it get if, we,
I didn't think, well, no, not with the fire,
but I didn't think that the wheel was going to wear this far off.
going to roll it off on the rim, but I had made the comment multiple times, I'm like, I don't
care if this axle falls off completely, and we are just dragging a box. We are not stopping
on this bridge. We got a brand new Durhamax. We can pull anything. We really do just got to throw
fire extinguishers in all of Mike's stuff. Yeah. How about everybody's? Yeah. Mike's is the only
stuff that's flammable. Right. Yes. I did have everything I needed to fix it. I didn't have to buy a
single tool, but I definitely
need to be a little bit more prepared
on these road trips. You live and you learn.
But so it's just interesting.
Like we are at the southernmost
point in the United States.
So southern right now.
We drugged. Yeah, we drugged that trailer all the way
from the northern, almost
most northern point to the most
southern point. I told Gab that.
I go, dude, you just got to drive up the rest of the way.
It's like five hours from our house. Like, you
might as well just drive the rest of the way
and freaking go and drive through it.
Make a TikTok.
Hey, yeah, there you go.
That could be my big break.
We could send Dalton with you.
Yeah, you and Dalton will be TikTok famous.
Oh, man.
I've really enjoyed, uh, it's kind of switching the topic here, Dalton on this trip.
Dude, that dude just loves taking photos, making content.
Obviously, we all love making content.
But he's like, just we get out, get back from going out to eat.
He's like, should we go take pictures, boys?
I'm going to go get changed.
It comes up just looking dapper.
it's super hot he's got his red bull racing jacket on
i just just had such a good time florida's 85 degrees
dude i'm sorry but i got a pile on the dalton stories here
spenny asked dalton if he wanted to go to the supercross race in uh tampa with him
and don't go dude i'd be so down but i'd have to go shopping for a new outfit
he did say yeah he will say him oh no love you dalton he's all out of sweaters
It'd be tough being that good looking
Yeah
But the good news is we made it
To Key West for Big Ken's birthday, dude
Yeah
Yeah
Are we gonna get on one tonight or what
I think we might have to find a mini golf course
Dude and get you back on those
No kidding
Yeah that was pretty fun
I mean we don't need to go to the mini golf course
I'll get on I'm already on the T's here with you guys
But or whatever
Maybe a full-sized golf course
Fuck no that sounds like too much work
We already were fucking destroying
mopeds today.
I don't think we need to pile up a couple of golf carts too.
We had a mega couple days.
Yeah.
It's been a couple of long days.
Why didn't we bring our start cart to the keys?
Because we only had so much days,
we'd known we could have driven it on the road around here.
There were more golf carts than there are cars,
I'm pretty sure.
Hey, can you go home and get that and bring it back tomorrow?
Yeah, you can do that in an evening.
We got to bring our start cart to just like a retirement
home down in Florida.
Break some necks them.
People wouldn't even know what's coming at them.
It is weird how like, we are so far from home.
But like you could hop on a plane and be back there.
Your farm, imagine me.
Yeah.
I mean, you're in Canada, yeah.
Like the one lady.
Whole another world down here.
Spencer tells her she's, he's from Canada and she's just like, you're definitely going to jail.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we were trying to take the mopeds through a car wash today.
And then the person came out and started like, no, you can't.
She was like maybe Jamaican.
I don't know if she was like, you go in there, you die.
And I was like, okay, that's a little much.
I don't think everyone's going to die.
Well, for the record, with brushes, not a touchless car wash.
Like with the big.
We've done that before.
Not that specific style.
But then someone like, all right, whatever.
We won't do it.
And we're like leaving.
And she's like filming us.
And then Spenny's like, what are you filming?
What's the content for?
She's like, send this to the police.
You're going to jail.
I was like, what?
What are you going to do with that content?
So then me and Dalton started posing
and we were like flexing and she was just
Get an angle here. Get an angle here.
And then she hopped in with us.
How about this? How's the lighting?
And then CJ and all the boys saw it and jumped in.
And then CJ was like, hop in here with us.
And then she's like, yeah, yeah, I'll hop in there.
It was so weird.
But then after she got the picture with us,
she then flipped back and was like,
you're going to jail.
And especially you if you're from Canada.
I do.
love seeing interactions like that like the she didn't know whether she was like she was clearly
entertained and enjoying it but like having to do her job and then she's like you got you can go over
there and use the hose on the side of the building and we're like awesome that yeah that'll work
start using the hose then he was trying to get her she wouldn't hose me down and then i start
using it and she's like you know what actually no yeah she got mad you're done get out of here
i'm calling the police like we got to get these mopeds cleaned off yeah but you were spraying
spenny more than the moped i think is where she flipped the switch oh
I wanted to, I wanted her to spray me down so bad.
Imagine you just start taking all your clothes off.
Okay, right here.
He was hardly wearing any to begin with.
That's true.
That's true.
I think she wanted us to hose it down,
but then it kind of turned into a bikini bike wash,
and she was like, that's not what she meant.
She was like, you guys can just hose the bikes down,
but like she didn't want us playing with the water.
What are we going to do for your birthday, Kenny?
Karaoke?
I don't know, maybe.
There actually wasn't the karaoke.
I'm down for karaoke.
I stayed back last night,
but I saw you guys had a pretty good time out on.
They had to celebrate.
They made it across the bridge.
Dude, honestly, we all got here, and it was, it was literally 1.30 a.m.
We're supposed to get here like 10.
And we're like, fuck it.
We got to go get a beer.
That's insane.
We got more than one beer, though.
You guys were out until like what?
We were thinking.
I got a Snapchat from you guys at like 4 a.m.
Me and Mike were watching Supercross at 430 this morning.
Shout out Ken Roxston.
Kickstar Ken.
We thought there, I personally thought there would be one, one restaurant slash bar
slash whatever open, one something.
And there was about the entire street worth of bars open.
People were open.
You could get food still at three in the morning.
What even, is it Monday?
What day is it?
Tuesday.
It was ripping that hard on a Tuesday?
Monday.
Yeah, it was lit.
Monday?
What day is it right now?
No, it was lit, dude.
There was a whole bunch of Argentine people singing Spanish karaoke.
Oh, I can't wait to get in there and sing some Canadian songs.
There we go.
What's a Canadian song?
Any Justin Bieber back?
Any Justin Bieber song?
Anything by Nicklebone.
Okay.
I'm not Canadian, but I'm actually going to Nickelback with you.
Saving me by Nickelback.
I'm running that tonight.
For sure.
Man Gates won't open.
Is it that something?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
Other than Nickelback, does like Canada have like music artists and.
Yeah, we got J.B.
And Drake.
A lot of really good artists I've came from Canada.
Drake.
Drake.
Yeah, I mean, those are.
Just Drake and J.B.
They probably came to America.
Yeah, they came to America.
Just like you, dude.
Actually, I think, I think.
Nickelback is still
still in Canada
They are the best hated on band
I swear to God
They dropped a documentary on them
And it's really good
And it talks about how they
You just gotta go watch
I've always like nickel back
It just became like a trend to hate on them
Dude I've always loved them
I'm going to Nickelback on Friday
No
Yeah
I'm coming
It's in Phoenix
You're going to freaking
You're going to Tampa
I'll cancel everything to go to Nickelback
Wait you're going to
going to see Nickelback on Friday? Yeah, they're playing on Friday.
Dude, it's the best. I went and saw them
in the summer. It's the best concert I've ever been due.
I thought the reason you'd cancel your other plans is because you wanted to see
them so bad. No, I already saw
them this year once, but I want to go again because they're my favorite.
It is like to be the last one standing.
Dude, can we wrap this
and go hit the karaoke bar right now?
They do karaoke all day.
Can we just drop it and go hit it right now?
I need to get in there.
Dude, the nickelback at a karaoke bar vibe can go one of two ways.
Like it can either make everyone in the bar just like super depressed and be like,
what is wrong with this kid?
Or it's like, dude, this guy knows how to bring the party.
If you pull up to a karaoke bar and sing rock star by Nickelback,
every single person in there will sing it.
Everybody knows that song.
Dude, let's try it.
Let's do it tonight.
Look at this graph.
Honestly.
Spenny, I've honestly always.
Photograph.
Look at how many seconds was that?
I've always respected that Spenny, like, is open about being a nickelback fan.
Because, like, I feel like nickel back after they started getting hated on,
like, nobody wants to admit that they're a nickelback fan.
But Spenny's, like, wears it on his chest.
Dude, I'm dropping Instagram reels to Nickelback.
No, but I think there is a differ because all of us in the group, like, CJ just said,
I like, I like, I do too.
Well, what we all do?
But, yeah, you're actually a fan.
I'm dropping, like, story tags with Nickelback.
I'm dropping Instagram reels.
Dude, I love them, man.
Hey, can you guys whitelist your songs for my YouTube channel?
Are they showing love to, like, a fellow Canadian?
No, no.
But if they knew, if only they knew, I was tripling log doubles to Nickelback saving me, they'd be so like.
So why did it become such a trend to hate?
hate on nickelback it's like divorce dad rock like it's like that's what it is that's like that's like
that's like the category it's like divorce dad rock so people i don't know they just they're just not down
with it yeah i feel like nickel back can be played it's like you could play nickel back at a ufc fight
like that shit he's got a lot of lit songs it's because nobody actually hates them it's like
the entire world has been just been trolling them yeah they say they don't but you can't actually listen
to them
And not like it.
What started their problem was they were too good.
So like, they were honestly too good.
So it got played on the radio way too much.
And then people are like, oh, fucking I heard this.
All I ever hear is this song.
So then they started hating on them.
But realistically, they just got played too much because they were so good.
Yeah.
And a bunch of my college buddies are creating the top 100 best songs of all time.
We're trying to like put a list together.
I feel like rock star is number one, dude.
Rockstar.
Dude, it's so hard.
And, like, our list right now, it's probably 70 songs in it.
And they're all, like, in the, like, 70s through 90s era or, like, you know, modern songs.
You got to throw in, you know, like, the old stuff.
Right.
And, like, some random stuff like that.
But if anybody has any suggestions, I want to know.
Like, I'm dedicated about making this list.
I mean, there's some pretty timeless songs.
Like, so every time we go through Miami, we have to play Miami by Will Smith.
And, like, I mean, I know Will Smith.
didn't have an awesome rap career,
but he did make one banger song
that is completely timeless.
Miami by Will Smith?
I actually don't even know what you're talking about.
I'm riding in a different vehicle.
I'm riding in a different vehicle.
You've never heard that song?
We're listening to Boobie Luda Valley
when we're in Southern Florida.
I would have said that Ray Mysterio by Boobie Lutavelli
has been the theme song of this trip.
Well, of this, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm actually pretty sure that's why the trailer later on fire.
I was playing.
I was in your car.
Take a listen.
Welcome to Miami
He's heard it
He's heard it
He knows it
Oh of course
It's whack
It's whack but he knows every single lyric
That song's Cheeto
Can we talk about when we landed down
There was a little bit of a beef
Or disagreement
I'll just call it between Ken and Evan
So Evan you were on one
Hoping off well I mean you were on one
Hopping onto the plane
You were on one when we got to Minneapolis
So I'm going to just set the scene.
Where did I get on one?
Who even knows?
I don't.
You've been on one for probably the last two, three years.
Anyways, so we're going about our lives at this point.
But we prefer to wait to hop on the plane just because you have to sit on the runway for so long.
So we're chilling.
We're normally the last people hop on.
And we're literally the last people hopping on this plane.
We're standing in like the little thing that then puts you onto the plane.
and Evan finds out he's got a window seat,
which he didn't want a window seat.
And he was, keep in mind, Evan was intoxicated,
but he also was deaf in one year.
So, like, I'm trying to defend you.
I'm trying to defend you.
Thank you.
He is deaf in one year.
But also when you add gasoline to a fire,
for this instance, alcohol,
he's going to talk even louder.
So anyways, he finds out that he's sitting at the window seat.
Evan doesn't like window seats.
You know, honestly, it's kind of like a first world problem.
A tiny little booby bladder?
It's, yeah, I have to pee way too much as it is,
and especially when I'm pounding vodka
at the airport for hours.
So anyways, Evans complained about it,
but the front desk lady, before we even got down,
was like, oh, I can change your Cs.
He's like, oh, that'd be great.
And then she goes, okay, sweet.
So I got some middle seats.
He's like, forget it.
We walked down the hallway.
Walk down the hallway, he starts yelling at Ken.
We have, I think Evan's got,
or Ben's got maybe a video of it,
but he's like, I don't want the window seat.
Dude, Ken fucking sucks at booking flights
I gave you a window seat
I don't want the window seat
I want the aisle seat
I mean we could pull it up
You should play it but that was a little aggressive
That was probably 10% off from what it was
You were really loud complaining
I hate window seats
Windows seats are the worst
You're pretty irritated clearly
But while you're saying this
You think it's just you're saying it to Ken
We're the only ones really in the thing
But we're standing right at the entrance
to the plane so it's echoing into the plane and down the whole thing so i literally you can see it
in the video the pilot stops what he's doing goes and looks out and you're sitting there i don't
want the window seat and anyways like we're like whatever you know this so we go in we go in and
literally everyone on the plane is like you were complaining as soon as we walked in and i'm like oh my
god i think evan might actually be one of those videos where they make him leave
the plane like they won't take off until he gets off the plane so we get on the plane viral moments a
viral moment yes we get on the plane we get on the plane and i'm like oh they're not doing anything but
that was a little awkward whatever so we sit down and uh it's like always kind of funny because
when you walk through the plane generally there's like at least like maybe two sometimes more people
that like oh that's that's sea boys whatever so you know we walk around we sit down next thing
i know i like kind of turn around and look at evan and a lady is talking to
to Evan.
But listen, you're not even going to believe me when I tell you what she said, though.
Well, what did she say?
It wasn't the flight attendant.
It was the ticket lady.
She had actually got an aisle seat that I could switch to, but I had bought Mike's
aisle seat off him for $20.
And then after she said that, she basically said, chill out so my whole group doesn't get kicked off the place.
So she said that if you don't chill out, the whole group would get kicked off.
So even though I caused this whole alleged scene, she actually did come in and have an aisle seat for me.
Oh, I didn't hear that first.
part i got it on video and i and you know you're leaning over she's talking into my deaf ear that's the
problem she's in the aisle and she's talking my left ear so i'm like all crouched over yeah trying to hear
planes loud but you said i'm deaf and she almost didn't believe you that's a odd thing to lie about
you did though you're not telling the full story i did say that because it was a little heated because the way
i mean i have it on video she basically kind of walks away like like scolding you almost like a mom and you go like
this throw your hands up in the air per usual went over the whole seat situation and then it's almost
like there was no way they were kicking anyone off the plane she just kind of peppered that in
to make sure we just threw it in just we're going to throw your whole group off the plane if you do
anything i was so scared that when they were selling cocktails on the plane that for some reason
they weren't going to give me any that's what he was scared about the real problem he was so
scared. And then I was so happy that I did get cocktails. I just bought them for the whole row.
I also wanted them to get the hell away for me because whenever I have to scan their card on the
plane, it takes way too long. I'm like, ah, I got you guys. How much or something like that cost
when you buy the whole? Oh, they don't tell you on the plane. It's a beautiful thing. No receipt.
I don't ask. Just run it. I don't check my statements. I just live day to day, but yeah.
They don't tell you the price, so it's basically free. I put it on the credit cards. So yeah.
Oh, yeah. So anyways, we hop off this plane. Evans then feeling.
real good and uh ken was pretty disgruntled you know he's our travel guide he's i didn't get
disgruntled until we got to daytona yeah no that's what i'm saying we got off the plane yeah but
when when we're in atlanta evan was also acting rather loopy and asked where our gate was
right after i had texted our gate is here that's standard procedure for evan not only is he's
He's also blind.
So anyways, we land down in Daytona and Ken pulls up with the rental.
Evan is just fucking with him.
He's sitting in this wheelchair because his leg was kind of hurt.
His leg still hurt.
Allegedly hurt.
I mean, you were hopping around pretty good.
You were hopping around pretty good after you got out of the wheelchair.
It's still a little bruise.
Pretty good.
But no, what it really is is I lay low for a day or two and it feels pretty good.
And then I kind of live a normal life for a day.
and then it sucks again for another day.
And I've been flip-flopping for about over a week now.
But yeah, basically Evan and Ken getting this like...
Well, it starts off.
I'm getting the keys for the rental car.
And then I go to grab my bag from the carousel.
And Evan's over here just whipping my bag around the area.
So I'm like, okay, just give me my bag.
I'm just going to go get the rental car pull up front.
And then Evan comes out and is just being an absolute menace,
just will not shut up, just keeps yapping his mess.
mouth and throwing bags and stuff. And you threw a bag, I think. Well, I got so pissed off in him.
I just ripped the bag out of his hands and threw it away. So you started doing what he was doing
that was pissing you off. Yeah. So now we got two guys throwing bags. You kind of are outside the
airport. Yeah. And then Ken's really fucking mad. Ken Hobson. He's then saying he's going to leave us. He
starts driving away. We're all outside. We run after hop in the car while it's moving. And then,
you know, we're rolling in this car. And.
It's just quiet.
Ken's pissed.
First eight hours of the trip, too.
Like, we're 10 days into this thing.
Ken's livid.
And Evan just goes, can we play some booby-Luda Valley?
Ken would not play booby-Lutavelli.
So then Evan just started being even worse.
I think at one point you hopped out of the car out of stoplight.
You were on the hood of the car.
Yeah, it just happens.
He gets in the car out of a wheelchair because he can't walk.
That's where you lost is at the wheelchair.
We get off the highway.
And here he is.
Just being an absolute monkey, climb on all over the roof and the hood of the car.
You jumped off the hood onto the ground with your legs.
And I was like, we push this kid in a wheelchair out of the airport.
I took the blow with my right leg.
Oh, okay.
I mean, Evan hopped on the hood a couple other times after that.
It was damn near every time the car stopped between the airport and the hotel.
And then the whole time I was checking us in on the hotel, he was still on the top of the car.
Yeah.
We were so, we were beefing so hard that when Ken checked in.
to the hotel. I walked just
across the street, got myself some beers.
I was just sitting in the woods, drinking
beer by myself. And I
look over and see Ken getting
his Uber-eat Taco Bell. It's like
1 a.m. And I'm just
drinking 32-ounce high-lif.
Raccoons
are coming around.
I'm like, I want to
bust his balls so bad, but I'm just going to let
this lie. He's standing out there
checking his phone. Where's my
fucking... The rest of us are sleeping.
And just you two are left out in public.
You're like, this is a little awkward.
I didn't even see him.
He was in the shadows.
Yeah, no, I was hiding.
I didn't mind.
Evan's in the shadows drinking a beer.
What the fuck?
A tall boy.
I also love how we wheeled you out in the wheelchair as a complete joke.
And then, like, whoever posted his story of it, someone took it.
Next thing I know, I see it on TikTok.
You getting rolled out in a wheelchair.
I got to get on fucking TikTok.
Maybe.
Dalton's been telling me this for years.
It's the reason.
I'm not on TikTok.
I'm scrolling along.
I see this video and then someone's like,
whoa,
why's having in a wheelchair?
And then this next dude comments,
he's like,
piled his bike up at the ice race.
I was there.
It was bad.
And then everyone's like,
damn,
like hope he heals up quick.
And I'm like,
bro,
the wheelchair was a joke.
Everyone that saw that
thinks you're in a real wheelchair.
Leg hurts.
Ken walk.
I feel like you're so superstitious
that you wouldn't want to be seen.
Like,
I don't get in wheelchairs
because I don't want to end up in.
It's a good point.
But I personally love ripping wheelchairs, especially doing wheelies in them.
But my grandmother always said she would scold us kids so bad because she had a wheelchair laying around.
And if she saw us in it, she was not happy.
That's bad luck.
Someday you're going to end up in it.
Whatever.
It's more like a pride thing.
I don't want to be having to be in a wheelchair.
You milk injuries harder than anybody I've ever met in my life.
I'm pretty sure you had an electric wheelchair at one point.
Don't you have like nine broken ribs right now?
That was for a video bit.
When we went to Disney World, you rented one so you didn't have to walk around.
I have not going to Disney with you guys, but.
I was like, it was Vegas.
Did you imagine, 10 at Disney World?
He doesn't want to walk, so he just rents an electric scooter.
I don't remember going to do you.
I could see it.
You can only drive the scooter if you wear the hat with the ears.
Dude, I love Florida.
You just get it.
You just get it in the lungs and it just happens.
The stuff just happens.
I don't like being sticky all day.
I'd rather be slightly sticky than freezing.
The viewers have no idea what this room smells like right now.
After a day of mopeding.
I know.
Look at Mike's hair from mow petting.
Dude, the volume of my hair right now is the most it's ever been, I think.
Don't shower.
No, the salt, dude, the salt has just got it.
It's just wind blowing perfectly.
Got a little bit of salt and pepper going, Mike, with the gray hairs.
Yeah, dude, it's getting real gray.
You got a just for them, though.
Would you diet?
Diet more gray?
No.
I thought those were highlights.
I don't think it looks bad.
I think it looks kind of cool.
I'm fine. I'm chill with it.
I think it looks cool.
I should diet.
We should just die for a video one time.
I think it'd just be,
because I think it'd be weird if I just pulled up one day
and it was like, sure, but no.
Diet black.
But like if I pulled up and it was like clearly no gray hairs anymore,
people would be like, no.
I don't know if anyone really notice.
Yeah, I thought honestly that you maybe were for it.
Because you had less gray hairs.
Because you've had gray hairs since we met when you were 19.
Like you would have them and then you pluck them and then.
And then two would grow back.
Two would grow back.
I got them coming in too.
Yeah, you have three.
I know right in the front.
You guys, at least you got hair.
It's true.
Could be worse.
That's true.
Fuck, I'm the oldest one.
I got all the hair, no grays.
Evan's built like a fucking 20 year old.
Hey, you know why?
Because you eat gas station food.
It's all the preservatives in that food you're eating.
His hair doesn't.
It doesn't rot away at all or anything.
That's a hell of a theory, Ken.
The preservatives and the food go into my body and preserve me.
Dude, actually, I had a thing for a while that I drank so much Mountain Dew.
I was certain that my body was not healthy enough for bad bacteria and viruses to survive.
Started trying to get healthy, and then I got sick.
So, I mean, there's something.
Your body went into shock.
Your body was just so toxic already.
Yeah, exactly.
Spani, dude.
There's something going on in your mind right now.
Dude, it's Florida, man.
It's just chill vibes.
It's just chilling.
I think there's something more than that.
You've been quiet.
Dude, I haven't heard you shut up the whole trip.
Anything other than nickel back and dirt bikes going on up there?
Not much, man.
Honestly, honestly.
Spenny is just thinking about the next zone.
That's kind of been like he, I don't know, I'm going to give that.
You coined it.
But where are we dropping tonight, boys?
Where is the new zone?
I feel like that's a Ken decision.
It is his birthday.
Yeah.
Where would you like to go?
What would you like to see you?
You guys had what looks like a great night last.
night i think we just gotta do that with the rest of the boys back to ricks oh yeah i'm definitely
ready to double down on last night i mean there is the duval street but like is there anything
that you want to do you know like this is this is your birthday there any cowboy bars i don't know
i don't i didn't do like any research into what they have here that's really weird because
i'm just down to and did you see any spots that you think ken would like when you were there nothing
crossed my mind not even when you did that bird
burnout on that crosswalk.
The rainbowed one?
The rainbow crosswalk.
CJ,
Ryan almost tackled you off the bike.
We were going to get canceled for that burnout.
That I was like,
we are going too far.
CJ did a burnout on a rainbow crosswalk on Pride Corner.
I'd have done it on a normal crosswalk too.
I don't accidentally burn it on a normal crosswalk too.
I don't discriminate.
You're just lucky this is Florida and not like Seattle.
That's what I'm saying.
So in order for him to leave a type of.
You're popping up on the stand.
Bro, you think you had one hand on the rear fender?
You think CJ's a...
I got a Wammleton.
What's happened to you?
What the fuck was that?
He stood up, chair swiveled, sat on the arm.
Credit card.
Sorry.
We got way out of track.
Let's get her back in here.
The action?
That's a hate crime.
No, it's not.
I would have done it to a normal crosswalk, too.
Oh, you just did it to a rainbow one.
I think it would have been more discriminatory to be like,
oh, I'm not doing it on this crosswalk.
Crosswalk. It was just a good spot to do Bernie.
That's how they operate, though.
Well, come after me.
I think we might have to trim around that.
Yeah, we got to-
What? That's not that bad.
It's not a battle you want to say.
I think somebody went to jail for like a super long time, but they did it.
It was like really bad.
They did like a bunch.
I had a 49-cc-moped and I barely got the tires to scoot.
I didn't even realize I was on a crosswalk.
I didn't even realize I was on a flag.
I just did it.
I believe everything you're saying.
I believe that just because I know you
But I know you look at other people
And they will not think that way
Bro, I am not worried about one bit
A woman that is more manly than you
With less hair than you
That you accidentally burned out on her flag
It wasn't a flag
It was just a rainbow
Yeah, but what does that flag symbolize for certain people?
It's not a flag
It was a rainbow
You just think rain, just rainbows mean that is the rainbow mean
There's nothing wrong
What bar was in front of that flag?
I don't know.
Maybe you noticed it, Ken.
Was there a gay bar there?
Yes, there was a gay bar in front of there.
Well, is that where you're trying to go tonight or what?
I don't know.
He sits like you're pretty attached to.
I'll go to the gay bar if Ken wants to go.
Like, it's his birthday.
I just have such a hard time believing that he actually did a burnout on this.
He attempted.
I don't even get it to spin.
That's not like it.
That's even worse.
What?
That's not right.
I'm not worried about one bit.
I was trying to do burnouts, but the thing didn't have enough power.
I was just surprised when you guys were like, yeah, he did a bird.
I'm like, I finally got one?
Because I was trying all day.
I was trying all day to get one.
But anyways, but no, that's fine.
We can go to that bar tonight.
I feel like Key West is just going to be, it's going to be a celebration down there.
The people are going to hear that it's Ken's birthday.
You're going crazy.
It's going to be like when they're freaking eagles.
They got any like clubs here where they can have like the bottle service girls?
Ricks kind of look pretty lit upstairs.
It had two separate dance floors, balconies.
I don't know, just looked really good.
If you ask Evan really nicely, he'll go and bring you a beer.
Yeah, true.
As long as he apologizes.
Can the bottle come with one of those, like, signs?
Like the lit up signs and sparklers?
You could put like a cigarette in it instead of a sparkler.
I sure hope we don't run in any of these people off the bus from today
because they might be coming for me after blowing out everybody's eardrums.
The locals?
Hey, that's the guy that was blowing out our eardrums today.
Wait, did you guys see the Eagles celebration?
I think you're blowing out drums and doing bad things in crowds.
guy at the Eagles, because, well, I guess I don't know who won the Super Bowl, because that
will be after this, but when they won the NFC, AFC, whatever, they won the championship
game before the Super Bowl, and the guy in the crowd freaking firing a gun off, that's actually
kind of lit.
Dude, I don't condone it.
The Philadelphia fan base is wild.
Bro.
That just scares people.
He's on your side.
Like, what the fuck is going on?
Some Taliban behavior.
It's a desk pop.
Just a desk pop.
That's what everyone calls it now.
A what?
A desk pop.
Just shoot straight up.
Other guys?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's from other guys.
I remember in Philadelphia, if you're the opposing team fan and you're wearing one of your jerseys,
try to fuck you up.
They'll throw like a full beer can that's not even opened at your head.
Like, I've seen videos.
It's kind of fucked up.
Like, the Philadelphia.
fan base is not to be fucked with like they are wild son of a gun what happened in philadelphia
man it's just a rougher crowd man and they're just die hard fans i mean like they've been winning
like they're good they're good like they don't need to be so oh no but it's year to yeah but
like it's a strange crew because like they riot when they lose and they riot when they win yeah
like no matter what it just yeah they just like to party and break shit which honestly is
understandable but like probably listen to limp biscuit
That happens when you listen to Limp Biscuit.
Jesse Ryan has a guitar signed by Limp Biscuit.
Yeah, so we were with our buddy Jesse Ryan who built the typhoon,
and he had a $2 million guitar.
Yeah, actually, what the fuck's he doing with that?
Yeah, it was like a double Gibson S.G double neck, top ones 12 string,
bottom one, six string.
It looked insane, but $2 million?
If I had a guitar, it cost $2 million, I'd have that thing for sale.
He told me that there is like two in existence,
and that's why it's so rare and special.
And it was Gibson.
Yeah, and Gibson had, like, reached out and said that they wanted it, like, in their, in their factory or showroom or something, because there is only two of them.
We've actually been talking a lot on this chip about the health benefits of boofing.
It has come up quite a bit.
Is it true, Ben, that you have a boof setup?
You just haven't used to it?
So can you explain what boofy is for those who don't know?
No, it's not even the right hermonology, but yes, it's much funnier to you.
Yeah, I mean, it's called a coffee enema, but it's definitely not a.
funny as saying that it's boofing coffee.
I need to do a little more research.
Is this hot coffee
that people are running? No, I think it's cold.
I haven't done.
You just run a room temperature, I'm assuming.
It's to flush out the pipes.
But like, why coffee?
I believe it.
Wouldn't water do the same thing?
No, coffee's like the most,
the best natural
body cleanser you can drink.
Don't you not drink coffee?
I don't.
Because of your tummy.
Because it cleanses me too much.
Oh, you got to keep the,
You're already saying skinny.
Yeah.
Ken, dude, I watched you drink a carton of milk this morning.
No, I had a Celsius.
Yeah, but I watched you eat that yogurt.
I did.
It was great.
What is your problem?
I love dairy, but dairy doesn't love me.
And dairy is hard on us, man.
You're hurting everybody.
I'm hurting me the most, though.
You have no self-control.
We go to Chipotle and you get a side of queso and you just slurp it up with the straw.
It's so good.
Dairy is a hard thing.
to not eat.
It's on dairy is on legitimately everything.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, but you go out of your way to eat it.
Dairy free stuff, like dairy free cheese or whatever.
Dairy free cheese is not good.
So our chef used to ask us like, so if you guys have any like preferences, let us know.
And Ken was like, I have a preference.
I'm dairy free.
I said, no, I didn't say that.
I was like, hey, you know, I'd like to try doing some dairy-free stuff.
Hey, I would, yeah, I would like everything dairy-free.
That's what Ken said.
So, Jen used to make everything normal and then Ken's portion, dairy-free.
A special portion.
And also, CJ has, so there was like three separately.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, some renditions.
So Ken would get done eating his dairy-free meal and then go down the road and drink a milkshake and eat a cheese pizza.
No.
We have an ice cream cone.
The worst part is is dairy-free guys always like it the most.
Like, I feel like I could go without not eating cheese and I'd be okay.
You say that, you say that until you try and do it.
No, I can do it.
Dude, cutting things out of your diet is actually...
It's hard.
It is pretty gnarly.
Yeah, being gluten-free, anything like that is like, basically can't really eat out.
Dude, your body just all of a sudden starts to crave it.
It's like as soon as you can't eat sugar, you start craving sugar.
I would love to go to Dairy Queen and get a blizzard, but I just know if I do that, the next like four hours are going to be absolutely miserable.
But you still do it.
No, I actually didn't go to Dairy Queen at all.
in 2024 wow now you're stuck to wendy's frosties only no no i tried to i didn't do much if any ice cream
but how many uh iced caramel lattes did you have from uh a couple a few so i've been trying to get
mike to buy this mega truck that our friend jessky ryan has dude and i really think you should mike
i really want to dude money mike needs a mega truck you need that thing brother he said like that thing you have to
buy that.
The seller said I had to buy it?
Oh shit.
It's the biggest truck I've ever fucking seen.
He's claiming 22 miles a gallon.
Cap.
With the heaviest wheels.
There's no way running military grade tires.
Yes, it's a pretty badass truck.
So it's like a company that actually builds them.
I think they got like full military grade axles on them built on top of a two, F250.
F350.
F350.
And then it's got like 1,200 horsepower.
It's a mega raptor.
Some 42s?
Yeah, I think the company that built the truck didn't do the motor,
so he got the biggest truck ever,
and then he got the motor built as built as you can build a motor.
He's trying to sell it, and Mike's in the market for a truck,
so we're like, well, money, Mike needs a mega truck.
Yeah, no, I definitely want it.
Just like a lot of logistics in the back end, I got to work out.
Not a lot of logistics.
Just grab it.
I haven't told you guys yet.
Just write the check, and it's yours.
I know, I would, but I have.
I effed up and already did that for another truck.
Well, just cancel the check.
Cancel the check.
Buy another.
Yeah.
When's the Raptor R show up?
I didn't buy a Raptor R.
Money Mike already bought a truck.
I bought a truck.
And that's why I was really weird because, like, I was talking to Jesse Ryan about buying the Mega X and then he lowered the price.
I thought you bought a stand-up Jet ski.
No.
I'd go to the pond and backflip it.
I was so excited, dude.
What did you get?
What'd you get?
What'd you get?
A coming.
Uh.
Cool.
So, yeah.
Did you actually get a Cummins?
Why would you buy a diesel?
Why not?
Because you don't tow anything.
Yeah, I do.
Tomey or out or in?
Both.
It's trailer that has one wheel on it, no.
I tow that.
I tow my car.
I suppose you've got to tow your car.
To be fair, money, Mike, is going to be towing a lot of stuff here.
The more stuff he buys.
Well, every time the car starts on fire, it has to be towed back to the shop.
Yes.
You bought a, you already bought a truck?
Did we get to see it or no?
Is it so a so surprise?
Yeah, I can show it.
It's like, it's getting customized immediately after purchase.
Of course, it's the money.
It was an hour down the road from Crandals and so it's that Crandall.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Crandles are buddy that sold Mike his drift car.
And he's, he's wrapped a lot of our stuff.
Crandles lost a lot of trust after that one.
Lost a little trust after the drift car.
He did a great job wrapping my Raptor.
He did.
So yeah, he wrapped my BMW.
and other cars we have,
our very first Chevy with the camo on the back.
Yeah, dude.
Crand was great at rapping,
but he shouldn't be selling drift cars.
Yeah.
So he's got it in possession now,
and it's like Navy Blue,
like Shred 80, Gav's new truck,
and it's going to be all blacked out.
But anyway, this Mega Rex,
we have the picture up here.
It's sick.
And he keeps lowering the price,
and I'm super interested in it.
But now it's like, what do I do?
I bought the other truck.
Both.
Just both.
Yeah.
It's really.
I think it makes sense both and keep the Bronco it's the only option you can use the uh the
commons as you're like daily and the mega rex is like your weekend rig there we go which would you
run the mega rex as a daily i guess but i'm not like of course yeah i could daily that easy
like it would be uh it'd be a thing like i'm like yeah daily and it's it's pretty interesting
this thing is huge it is so cool we've actually uh been kind of having this debate like is it
worth buying a stock vehicle and adding some parts onto it and like kind of film in the process
on the channel or is it worth just buying like the craziest of the crazy of vehicles like this
truck that you would never be able to justify buying a stock F250 and doing what he did to it
because he said he's got like 250 grand into it. Yeah. It's so much money to justify what he's doing
like we can make so much content out of it and it's still not worth it so is it worth just buying
at a discount the crazy vehicles maybe not making like the build content but like i don't know
do people want to see that or would they rather just see like a wild vehicle i feel like you can
get such a better deal on these like crazy built vehicles because it turns so many people in the
market off when they see that because they don't trust like oh like what kind of quality work did
they do like they just don't know like anything about all these aftermarket parts and i feel like
that just narrows down the market so far where they have to drop the price where it's you get
such a good deal on that yeah and after you propose that question it did make me think i'm like you
what i think we both kind of came to the realization it is kind of actually worth it to buy the like
super modded out one that everyone's just like whoa did you see what so-and-so got versus this journey
of wide-bodied your Lamborghini over the course of two years or something obviously not that
whole time but you know adding parts like it's cool and then next thing you know you have like uh not even
close to as built up as what you would have bought crazy vehicle and you're all sentimental to it
and then you're like yeah i don't want to sell it because i got so much money into it and it's not
even that crazy that's why i just leave my corvette stock man just a stock car me and cj we get it man
j and i we just love fully stock vehicles no road me in it one stock wrapped one stock wrapped
Everything else I own is pretty modified.
One stock.
You did put wheels on the GWagon.
You're Mercedes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no.
Hey, for the record, like, that doesn't count.
You got, everyone loves doing wheels.
Wheels doesn't count.
Wheels is wheels.
You want new wheels, put wheels on.
You don't want new wheels, whatever.
But Gwagon stock.
Yeah, the GTR was pretty modified, though.
GTIR was modified.
Evo?
You don't own the GTR anymore, though.
I don't know.
Leave a comment down below.
I'm curious.
My GTR is modified more than your guys' cars?
I think it'll go either way, though.
So, you know, like some people that really enjoy watching like Grind Hard or Goon Squad or whatever, like, they'd be like, well, yeah, I want to see more of the builds.
And then other people are like, no, I love when you guys get right to the point and just start doing crazy stuff.
Yeah.
Dude, I actually envy you, Mike, because Mike has the most hyped up car buying experience yet.
Like when you get your Viper, like, I mean, you know, Ben had his Huracom, CJ got like his dream GTR, all that.
like that Evan got his Camino obviously but like you getting that Viper eventually is going to be
like the most insane built up moment like that's like Doug Demiro getting his GT whatever you got
that is true I'm pretty excited I like to think about well yeah I guess your dream car was a hurricane
and it was crazy when you got it so like maybe it's just because it passed it seems crazy
but you got to buy it soon they just keep going up in value yeah I know but I mean got to make more money
It's true.
What?
Your money, Mike.
Well, it's like,
It's like,
It's like,
It's like,
running out of money.
Yeah.
It's like,
that's like the sun stop shining.
It's like,
yo,
that yacht is sick.
Mike,
you should buy it.
And then you're just like,
oh,
I don't really like boats.
You could have been halfway there
if you didn't get the comments.
No,
you're,
you're right.
But I pretty much
interchange the Bronco for the Cummins.
I didn't really.
So you're selling the Bronco.
Correct.
Oh,
okay.
Then I support the comments.
If you don't mind me asking,
what are you selling it for?
I'm not actually sure.
Yeah, my girlfriend needs a new rig.
No, I'm not actually sure.
You buy it?
No.
Just what I can get out of your collection.
Just what I can get out of mind for.
I'm actually selling it to Ryan's dad potentially.
Oh, shit.
Great is what Randy needs.
Yeah.
A third Bronco?
He has another.
He's sold to him by, bye, bye.
Excuse me?
Well, no, no, yours is a piece of shit.
No, my, my, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
No, I say that because he bought your green one.
I didn't know this, but Ken told me that whoever towed your green one down,
towed it in four-wheel drive, and it messed the entire...
Oh, it drove it in four-wheel drive and messed the entire transmission up.
That one's just like a bad case.
But it's fixed now.
It's good.
Spenny having fun.
Dude, I love Florida.
We've been having a good time, too.
Dude, Spenny golfing?
Spenny looked over at me the other night, and he was just so happy.
And I was like, dude, I'm just so happy.
happy you're here spending and he goes dude i was telling my girl this the other day like i couldn't
be happier in life right now like legit like i can't name a single thing that would make me happier
and i was like wow that is like am i that is so i might be peeking right now here like dude as a homie
like that's the best it can't get any better i know i know i just it's just been good man it's been
a good run we've been we've been ripping all week you know yeah like the last time you're here i
I don't know if this is Canadian lingo, but you got a little soft,
and you're like, I just love you guys.
I love being friends with you guys.
And you go, you guys are just classic.
You guys are all so classic.
Dude, just a bunch of classic guys.
I don't even remember saying that, but that does sound like something else.
I'll tell you the rest of what you said later because it was really funny,
but I can't say it here.
Dude, we've been having a fun, like minigolf was so lit the other night.
Yeah, those are good.
The mini golf courses here are crazy, too.
And there's a lot of them.
Yeah, and they're all just, like, crazy waterfalls and just, I've never ripped a course like that before.
Gators, there's gators at the mini golf course.
It's insane.
They really aren't building mini golf courses like they used to.
No, they're not.
Florida's doing it right, though, for sure.
Dude, I thought about this the other day.
I mean, I grew up, like, watching a lot of skate videos.
I know you did.
You probably did.
Like, it feels like we're on, you know, when, like, a skate team goes on, like, tour to go gather clips for their next video.
That's how it was feeling this trip.
I don't know why, but it's like, it's just.
She felt like we were on tour, but not as a band, but as like a skate group or whatever.
Probably helps that we were actually skateboarding, but we're all, like, moving as a team,
but we all go in different directions.
Oh, did you're so-and-so?
Did Ben did this?
And it's just like the most, like, one after another.
Would it Ben do?
He ran his moped into a bunch of garbage cans of date because of this, my foot, but.
I would say I was more pushed into him.
Yeah.
We did hit some gnarly drops on the mopeds today, though.
We hit some crazy.
did some crazy stuff the past couple days and did not get stopped well yeah i guess everything didn't get
stopped once by police by anyone mad everyone no because people people on on the island are just straight
up on vacation they're in a different state of mind people thought we were locals everybody we asked
they go oh you guys from here then like i don't know really yeah i think we just developed the look
the local look yeah we're mobbing very rarely do i see evan like out of his comfort zone where he is
just like shuts down it's like a turtle that goes into high
nation as soon as he gets uncomfortable
Very unlike him
Wasn't in the vibe you guys are just like
Like you almost got hit by a bus
Like everyone's just going
backwards on the side
You were turning right he was turning right
It was a little scary but
Oh I saw just like driving up on the sidewalk
Like every person that Spenny drove by
Is like covering their ears
And I'm just like ah
Just wasn't feeling it
You wheelie down the street
Third gear with no helmet on
And that's what you're worried about
riding on a sidewalk on a moped
I don't actually on a moped I literally don't even
understand what those two things
have to do with one another those mopeds
could barely even keep up with traffic and honestly
when I'm down here I just like do not
want to get jammed up
Florida jail sounds pretty scary to jammed up yeah I don't want to get
Florida jammed there's a lot of
we're acting that way when cops were there
you're yelling at the other night
how would you know CJ you weren't even there
hey
we got drink delivery
Oh my gosh, dude.
Yeah, thank you.
Arriva.
The tray gets more and more margaritas on it every time.
Well, fellas, I said we get on with celebrating Big Ken's birthday.
Happy birthday, Ken.
Hey, love you guys.
This trip has been so much fun.
It's been the best.
From the moment that we got off the airplane and Ken was screaming at Evan and leaving us at the airport,
I knew it was going to be a good trip.
It's always the recipe for one.
That was so good.
The crazy thing is, is we hardly even talked about half of what has happened.
Yeah.
That's also true.
Like, we didn't even talk that we were in Daytona other than me and Ken at the airport.
I just realized that.
Dude, I watched Spenny ride a Harley Davidson.
Like, it was a freaking trials bike, dude.
It was actually insane.
Guys got shit to look forward to.
Dude, we were ripping.
And we're going to keep ripping.
Let's go.
All right.
To ripin.
Cheers.
Cheers to ripin.
To Florida.
Hey, cheers to happy, happy birthday, Ken.
My 30th.
I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why did I say that why did I say that
God I'm bad at just talking you
Cheers that fuck I'm dumb