Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Worst CboysTV Crashes

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

WELCOME BACK EVERYONE, got a great podcast for you today, gifts, Dana white crashed his Camaro, we find out Cjs car was tuned in saudi arabia, we chat about claustrophobia, review our favorite (or ...least favorite??) crashes in CboysTV history, and then top it off with some BIG news for Ken, He is running for Mayor. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get 20% off your first order at https://www.liquidiv.com and use code WIDEOPEN Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yes. See them on the 4th of July, dude? I was an animal. How hard you were going kind of exceeded your skill level. Maybe the first ever C-Boys TV crash. Can I talk about the newspaper this week? For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for five bucks plus tax.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. I have a gift for you guys well for all of us I love gifts oh oh dude so sick yeah I ain't seen them yet I know but I'm already so excited see what the box is let's go let's go so sick so that one's for Ken round Kenzerman oh my gosh not two mine yes yes not three Wow. Four.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Oh, my gosh. Amazing. Oh, my gosh. That is so awesome. So for those you guys wondering, this is the million YouTube play button. Pretty sick. So we obviously, we only have one. Typically, you only get one per channel.
Starting point is 00:01:23 And that one was difficult to get a hold of. They typically don't give out individual play buttons, but being that we have so many members a part of the channel they were able to do that for us you know it's been in quite a bit of time probably four years since we hit a million i'm actually super pumped to have my own play button this is so sick this was a project that i got assigned a good year and a half ago to get so happy so now it's sick everybody's got one for their office we do have one on the wall over there but we're gonna start mounting them all over the place now yeah that's the that's the one for the shop this thing's going in my room dude we
Starting point is 00:01:59 to do this exact same thing with the $100,000. They're like, no, freak off. And then it took us a very long time to get our OG 1 million play button. And then probably equally as long to finagle these extra ones. Yeah, to get multiples. It didn't seem that common. Like the requests had to go around to a few different people. Like, oh, I don't know if we do that.
Starting point is 00:02:21 So finally got her done. Thank you. And now we all have them. Yeah, well, thank you very much. We can also thank our pocketbook. Yeah, I was like, they still charge you fat for them. They charge you heavy for them. I forget, but like when certain people, when people come and they see the shop, and
Starting point is 00:02:37 where's the million play button? I'm like, oh, yeah, it's right here. And people are like, whoa, like, because obviously it's not something you can just buy. Yeah, that's true. You can't just buy one. You have to literally earn it. And another flex is like, obviously, I mean, I'm sure if we would have set up a garage channel or one day do, but like we have one for the podcast here and hopefully have a million.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Where is it? Over there. a million play button for the podcast eventually, but having it for multiple channels is also a flex. Yeah, I mean, shit, you know, when you're starting out and just even not starting out, you're just like, man, like, I really want one of those. If you're a YouTuber, it seems like, I mean, you know,
Starting point is 00:03:14 everyone says, like, I don't care, whatever. It's just a plaque, whatever, but like, it does mean something to you. For sure. Especially for, at least for us, it hasn't came easy. I mean, how many years did it take us to get to one? I think five. Five years to get to one. And then three quick years to get to three point seven now.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Yeah. Yeah. Pretty crazy. I mean, it's like more rewarding than any college diploma you could get. And I'm not saying that you should, you know, I'm not saying like,
Starting point is 00:03:42 oh, should I go for the YouTube? Yeah, you got both. Yeah, I got both. Which one felt better? Well,
Starting point is 00:03:48 one of them is going to be hung up on a wall and the other one is sitting in my bedside dress. One of them you show off and the other one I don't. That's honestly still flattering for the, the college degree that it's it's in your bedside dresser yeah I mean under a bunch of like junk that you put in your bedside dresser so yeah I remember when I got my high school diploma I was like oh shit like I better keep this in a safe place like I'm gonna need this for the rest of my life
Starting point is 00:04:12 like to show it well I just figured you're gonna have to go to a job and it's like yeah yeah here I graduated high school here's my diploma it turns out most people don't seem at least the places I worked before here didn't make me do that but uh you show proof No, no, they didn't, but, you know, maybe they were a pretty entry job, so who knows. Might have helped. I went and got myself a Ph.D. I think what I'm going to do is get a chain, and I'm going to wear the play button around my neck. Actually, that's the other.
Starting point is 00:04:38 That way everyone knows, like, otherwise, like, I'm not going to invite everyone over to my house to fucking see this play button. You can't do that anymore. It's no longer a button. You just saw it. It's part of the plaque. It used to be a button. No, I'm talking the whole plaque. He's wearing the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:04:54 I love that plaque, dude. It would look pretty sick with that jersey. Cover the whole thing. Dude, these new jerseys, not to plug, but we got three new jerseys, and they're sick. Like, I love all three. I can't decide which one's my favorite. Evan looks really cool in it when he's, where's it dirt biking? Dude, I know.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Evan and Cody were wearing him dirt biking the other day. Both of them looked cool. They look like they're like OG metal militia guys. I remember back in the day they'd ride with like a jersey like this on. I'm too scared not to run a chest protector. Just get skinned. well dude yeah if you crash yeah you look cool until you crash and you're just regretting everything and you probably have the most recent crash right like the the loop on the highway where you got
Starting point is 00:05:36 all scun up as honestly dalton does oh yeah dalton dude our filmer he uh ben since he doesn't ride his dirt bike let him take out his dirt bike and you just jumped a random dirt pile on accident and just got piled up can we talk about that do we have the video let's let's pop that up my god dude Oh! Oh, shit. Holy fuck, are you okay? I don't know what I would call what you did there, Dalton. It wasn't whiskey throttle. Kodak courage.
Starting point is 00:06:12 It was 100% Kodak courage. You're 100% right. You just were going hard, and how hard you were going kind of exceeded your skill level. Okay, let me tell you this story. Okay, let's hear from your side. I'm hitting that gap jump, right, to flat. You were hitting the gap jump? To flat.
Starting point is 00:06:33 He was hitting the jump. He was going off the side of the gap jump too flat and then... Oh, already a bad idea. He's using the takeoff, not the landing. Yes, got it. Yes. All right, and I did that a few times. And then the last time that I did it, it was dusk out, like, my goggles were all foggy.
Starting point is 00:06:49 The cameras were rolling. Ben's bike was just not working. It was totally the bike's fault. So the bike went right into the scrap pile And forks compressed I went end over end Handelbar ended up cutting my forearm To the bone
Starting point is 00:07:03 Jeez dude Yeah we super glued it And then my finger stuck to the cut And it opened it back on Wow Evan's a field fix Just super glue it together Oh you need stitches
Starting point is 00:07:13 Nah you're fine What's a super glue it It actually healed up really well Yeah it does Just a little scar not bad A little battle wound It's not bad for how much blood Was coming out of you that day
Starting point is 00:07:23 I kind of think Evan prays on, like, getting someone new out there. That dude has just got a camera on, like, you know, this has happened a few different times. It's like, he, he's like, they're going to wad up. And he's just like, you got it, dude. And he's just filming because he has two crashes of two dudes. Dalton, who are fresh out there. In your case, it's not so much that you don't know how to ride a dirt bike. But in the other case of the wad up, it's like this guy clearly.
Starting point is 00:07:53 isn't going to be doing anything cool. Why are we feeling them? Dude, I wonder what the... Because we think he's going to crash. Like, yeah, what is, like, the term or the, uh, terminology or whatever for when Dalton goes just the other day, I want to hit the gap jump. And I was like, yeah, it's easy, but like, don't die. And then you're like, I'm going to go, don't need to warm up.
Starting point is 00:08:12 I just got to sack up and do it. And then, like, all of us pull it the phones out because, and then I'm just like, I feel weird pulling my phone out. I'm not by any means hoping you'll die. Just in case. Just in case. It's going to happen. You got to have it on camera. On that first run, I was about two miles an hour away from dying. Yeah. Really? You came up short. So you didn't like go off in front of them and just tell them to match your speed. That seems like it would have been the courteous thing to do. I offered. But then, and then even at the end of the day, too, the FMX ramps pulled up super close, but you've never hit the FMX ramp ever in your life. It was like your second time on the track.
Starting point is 00:08:50 and he's got his, like, backpack on, ready to head home. He's like, film this. I'm hitting the ramp, and it went really well. But it's so fun. We got to watch this video that Evan captured of one of our buddies. What is Evans KTM? A 300? Yeah, 300, two-stroke.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Big boy, two-stroke. And he, this guy's in shorts, t-shirts, and flip-flops. But, oh, my gosh, dude. This one was, he was walking funny for a week after this. Oh. That guy had no, no one on to be able to be on. Wedgy, dude. They had to surgically remove them from his ass.
Starting point is 00:09:23 And his face is rightless. Dude, the worst part is, well, maybe the worst or the best. The best for Evan, the worst for our buddy. 27.9 million views. So 28 million views. It was worth it then. Evan's bite got kind of wadded up, which not bad damage. Just the plastics broke on the back.
Starting point is 00:09:42 So now he's running the Barney. The Barney look, full Barney look. That was my defense. Evan was like, dude, you always are like posting like, me, me, me. And I was like, bro, I, I, dude, I have so many clips of you because you're always doing awesome shit and we're always hanging out. And then I'm like, what about that one you posted of him looping out that got like 30 million views? I was like, did he get any of that Scrilla? Which I'm sure he maybe paid him back in beer or something, but.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Scrilla, what's that? Dollas. Oh, you call Dollis, Scrilla? Yeah, I'm hoodn out. Is that what you and Evan and Cody say about dollars? I don't know. I'm sure they would ask the same thing if I called this. Okay, no, I mean, I don't even know where I learned that. Some of you guys, I mean, you guys have your, it's like you have your own crew within our crew. Yeah. You guys are kind of like the hood rats. You do what you want, you know, you, the bad boys.
Starting point is 00:10:32 You stay up late. Meet night. You're drinking, you're riding, not doing them necessarily together. Riding first, then drinking. You know, staying up late, sleeping in. Yeah. So it's like, I don't even know what, like, you guys have evolved in your own matter so far. I would call it deep.
Starting point is 00:10:50 evolving but well you know you guys are you have your own way and now i'm not i'm not on the same level as you guys in all aspects of life so like scrilla i'm like what the fuck is this i don't know it's just like the inside joke that we're out on now but i do have to say um at some point between now and a month from now we have to go out to the track on a night like that and because i agree we usually ride i'm down to ride the track anytime and so is the rest of the boys but like at sunset is we have to go out ride the the track and film and just stack it up. I have a hundred
Starting point is 00:11:23 good modal segment. Because I was seeing your guys as Snapchats. You guys were looking like you were having so much fun. Everyone was smiling, like really having fun. And that is the recipe for a really good video. Yeah. Because honestly, that's what makes shit fun. It's what makes it interesting, entertaining.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Obviously, you got to do some cool stuff for, you know, whatever, crack some jokes. But it just comes a lot easier when you're genuinely having. fun. Honestly, it's, it gets a little bit harder as time continues to go on because people get jaded, tainted, whatever. So if you can find something where it's just like, you know, capitalize on a naturally already, you're already having fun moment. Sometimes I get served these videos of us from like four years ago, five years on Facebook. Because we have like this like they syndicate our videos from YouTube and recut them, put them on Facebook. They're all over. the place so anyways i'll like end up watching them and it's like crazy we'll be doing literally
Starting point is 00:12:24 the smallest little things but it's funny though like it actually is funny i used to think like gosh those videos are so bad but i sometimes watch about i kind of get and humbly i kind of get why people watched them yeah because like we're cracking jokes and like they were funny like we were pretty quick-witted and i think the difference is like by no means when we schedule to film a really good idea we all want to be there we all show up Because we know we're going to do that. Yes, exactly. It's a production.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Versus like when you all show up because you want to just because you want to do something. The camera was just kind of there. And it still is very much that way. But like the last video I saw that was a throwback. It had just snowed. It was like snowing. And there was pretty decent amount of snow. And we just like went out.
Starting point is 00:13:07 It was like 12 o'clock at night. And we all went drifting. Oh yeah. And they were just drifting around Cormont like doing some baby ass snow drifts. Ken had his focus R.S. His stock for Focus R.S. fucking funny. I don't know, it was just very simple, but it was actually really entertaining.
Starting point is 00:13:23 And I was like, wow, that's cool. We were, I don't know, we wouldn't even consider that nowadays. Yeah, you're right. And it's maybe even that we would, we maybe even would consider it, but it's just like we have the camera up so often from 10 to 6, let's say, or whatever, that if we're doing something at night, it's like, do we run in and go grab the camera? We just filmed all day. Yeah, I think it's difficult, too, because it's like the level of entertainment,
Starting point is 00:13:49 it feels like the bar keeps getting higher and higher, not even necessarily just within us, but just the YouTube community as a whole. 100% right. I don't know if we can make a video going drifting in the snow. The group of people that we're trying to please is so big. It's now harder. And I think we do a good job of like mixing it.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Like a good example of that would be like the R1 water skip. We're a little scared. We're a little tense. We're like, we got to do this. You know, there's danger involved. But then we throw on a little mix of going, golfing with grandpa Ron and that's just easy that's like the classic where you say you just turn
Starting point is 00:14:24 the camera on and Dalton films us and we just have a blast so it's like it's nice to be able to do both I'm thankful for that that you know you watch some people and they're like they have to be so like action sporty or whatever I'm glad that we can do both I'm glad that that chopped up that was fun you so funny you did a great job filming too I wasn't there that day and I was very excited and looking forward to watching it and yeah sure I could go through the clips the raw clips But, I didn't want to see it that bad. Fucking three hours of rock clips and then two cameras. Seeing it chopped up was like really funny.
Starting point is 00:14:59 It was great. Yeah. Ben edited that part. You did a good job. But also, I think last thing to say on that is Ben and CJ for 90% of the videos still edit all of it. So like if we go out and just like roll the cameras for another three hours, if we're like, you should make that into a bit. And you're like, yeah, easier said than time. That's three hours, watch Lord of the Rings and then try to chop it.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Yeah, no, it is interesting. But we're going to keep doing our best to make sure we stay to those roots and 100% have fun and entertain you guys because that's what it's really all about. Dude, also, when we were out there the other night riding dirt bikes, Ken rolled out on an e-bike. Oh, I was briefly out there. Of course he did. Bro, I blinked my eyes. I'm like, oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Ken's out here. And I blink my eyes again, like one more lap and then you're just gone. He was hitting the gap? No, you was just gone. Well, I saw you guys were all riding big bikes on there. Yeah, that's fair. I thought you were going to do other stuff because normally you're doing. Yeah, that is true.
Starting point is 00:15:57 We weren't chilling very hard that day. Did it have something to do with it being electric, Ken? Is that what, you know, part of the allure was for you? No, it's just easy to ride out there. Like, it's a very convenient bike to just toot around on. Yeah, toot around. What do you think you'd like a stark bike, one of those big stark electric bikes? I think I'd probably
Starting point is 00:16:19 If you can turn it down I'd probably Can you turn it down? Yes you can And I'm still like Let's keep count off one of those Actually they just It's kind of sick
Starting point is 00:16:30 Because they're basically computers They just release an update They release crawl mode And so it's like walking mode So you can walk with it And you go like just throttle it And it'll go like a mile an hour But it also has reverse
Starting point is 00:16:43 Wow What? So if you get to You can but it literally goes like mile an hour. So it's like the four-wheeler of dirt bikes now. Yeah. But it's just,
Starting point is 00:16:52 I thought that was interesting that they released a downloadable update. Yeah. A little spoiler for you guys, because this will come out on Tuesday. So we're actually doing a vid with the new Stark electric dirt bikes. It'll be coming out on Thursday, so two days from now. Very, very fascinated to see how these things are. I mean, I was hearing just from like professionals, but a buddy of mine who's friends with Travis, Pistrana.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Travis went on the Stark and like it has so much fucking torque when he would goose it off the face of the ramp to do a flip I guess you you full pin it to do a flip it had so much torque that his feet would fly off the peg like he couldn't keep If you can't keep him on a bike dude you know that's crazy that's just how the story was told you so this is all allegedly but uh I've been reliable guys I have so many things to say about them in a good way like I've been following them for so long like before they're even released the bike and i was like let's see how this goes because i did the same thing for tiga tiga released electric snowmobiles and electric jet skis and they flopped really hard this canadian company i'm excited to get some of us here canada really endorsed yeah tiger snowmobiles they shall make them right i think we got to we got a fucking electric stuff honestly has a big draw and i'm again i'm saying like i think the like the whole company flopped we could probably get our hands on them i think those came out too early though where they
Starting point is 00:18:18 The technology wasn't quite fully baked. But also their marketing was just, dude, it was like so, like corporate. You know, they go out and make a video and no pro riders. Here's what Stark did. Stark got real riders on their bikes. And then the rest was butter. Yeah. Like Patrick Evans just won Best Whip on the electric bike.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Kobe Raha, he got a second on quarter pipe big air. But I heard that it was Axel's dad. Yeah. Why was Axel's dad so mad about him? him being on an electric bike. They were kind of being babies. He was like, oh, electric, you're a pussy. And then everyone's like, did, does pH not remember that Colby beat Axel at Slayground
Starting point is 00:19:00 for X games, they had Slayground there, like last summer or two summers ago? And he beat him, like, on a gas plate. It's very interesting how salty all those, like, California Moto guys are. Because, like, we're somewhat in the crowd, but not really. It's like, if you, if you fuck with this guy, you basically close yourself. off to all of them, even if you've never met them. Yeah. Like, you do a podcast with one guy.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Now it's like the rest of them are like, oh, we don't fuck with them. Like, he's boys with them. But, yeah, I did see that. There's a lot with the electric dirt bikes. Obviously, performance is insane. Like, I think they have more horsepower than a 450. Yeah, so they have different modes, but they go up to 80 horse, which is insane. And that's 80 horse.
Starting point is 00:19:41 80. I was talking to Brett Turcotte. And I'm like, what are you hitting the ramp in when you're, like, doing flips and other shit? he's like I have it in the 50 horse mode I'm like okay that makes sense so what does a standard 450 dirt bike have for horsepower like 54 let's say oh shit I thought they had 80 dude I don't think it's 80 but that'd be a lot maybe because that's a significant power jump what is a 450 cc race bike have for horsepower 60 point 21 horsepower okay okay so 20 more horse yeah yeah and instantly yeah so there is like an advantage to being on the e-bike obviously
Starting point is 00:20:17 you don't look as cool, because it doesn't sound good. That'd be a disadvantage. That's the disadvantage, but the advantage is, I guess you can do crazy whips on it because the torque, you can get the wheel to spin so instantly fast. You know, there's not like this buildup like a motor. You can do these insane whips on it. In my opinion, making a cool whip is the sound. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:36 But in terms of turning the bike around, the e-bikes in favor. But, yeah, I mean, so Kobe showed up to Slayground for last X games, It was just, like, what, three weeks ago? He took, like, second. No, it wasn't at Slayground, but this one was just in Ventura, but that was last year. Yeah, he pulled up this year on an e-bike, and he took second. Dolan, can you look up the weight difference, too? Holy crap.
Starting point is 00:20:59 They weigh more for sure. The electric bikes weigh more. Literally upside down, dude. Yeah, it's just crazy. Wait, no. What did I just watch? Right? And so that was my favorite part.
Starting point is 00:21:10 It was watching this clip back of his gold medal run. It does not make. Upside down. Like, it doesn't even look like a whip. I'm not going to what the hell I'm watching. That's a whole new trick. He's like upside down and then he. But it's like a 360.
Starting point is 00:21:27 I have been watching this with whips. I go, how much do they have to come around where they just keep going around? And that was like people have commented that forever on fat whips. They're like, when do you just. But him for him, they were like, yo. That's crazy. Yeah, when do you just do like the 360. That's insane.
Starting point is 00:21:44 That whip. But in my opinion. And Axel Hodge is just clean. Yeah, he's not completely upside down and shit. He's more satisfying to watch. Again, yeah, you're not discrediting him. No, I'm not. But people were like not a real bike, which again.
Starting point is 00:22:00 That's so lame. But I'm saying like I kind of agree as in like I think that there is two different. That's true. It's almost like if you were doing the same thing, one guy's riding a 450 and everybody else is riding at $2.50. It's like, bro, he's got an advantage. Yeah. But, uh, Siege, didn't you ride? an e-bike? I did. The Alta, and I crashed. Well, so this was probably five or six years ago.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Like a sub had one when we were at Turf Wars and I was like, you want to ride it? And I was like, yeah, heck yeah. The thing was fucking fast. Yeah. That was six years ago. Basically, there was a setting you could turn it up. It was like four or five modes. And I was like, well, let's turn this thing all the way up. Like, I'm not riding in the slow mode. Yeah. Well, I gave it too much pepper. And just off of like a small little, like, barely an incline. And I fucking. And I fucking shot. Like, it was not what I was anticipating. Like 10 feet in the air to his feet and then tumbled. Yeah. No, I think it was to my butt. Okay. I kind of thought you like kind of like he basically did like a more put together version of what Simon did. Yeah. So it just went straight
Starting point is 00:23:03 up. I was trying to save the bike and that's why I ate shit. Yeah. I didn't really eat shit, but it was just a hard, hard to your butt just boom. Did you save the bike? I know. I think I did. I think it was a little scuffed up, but the guy. was okay with it. I mean, we didn't even have it on video. It was unfortunate, but. Or that, that raises another question.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Like, ALTA's got to be like, damn, again, to your point, Ken, a little ahead of their time. Yeah. I think they're done.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Five, six years ago. No, I think they are too, but like they got to be like, dude, what the hell we did that? Either a bankrupt or they got bought out by somebody else. Which is unfortunate,
Starting point is 00:23:37 you know, um, right thing, wrong time. Yeah. So, anyways, we got two starks.
Starting point is 00:23:43 We're going to ride them, test them out. I'm sure they're going to rip and see how they are. Can we ride them underwater again? That's my favorite part of the bike videos. I know same, but... I'm sure we can. I'm sure we can do whatever we want with them.
Starting point is 00:23:55 And we'll practice right now, like, they're going to be fun, but like, they ain't going to make any noise. I wouldn't mind buying a fast jet ski. Like, I do like the tricks and stuff, but I wouldn't mind having a nice one that you can rip and, like, actually cut through waves. Actually cut through waves, you know, because the problem with the tricks, I love them. but the hole doesn't go through waves or chop as good as just a jet ski like that not at all yeah i mean i'd just say it all so like if you're trying to like actually rip it it it does get a little difficult but uh you know they're two different riding styles dude fucking uh see do should be given us trickses for how much good we've done that like we've
Starting point is 00:24:36 really like their durability is amazing like they they are they are really an awesome jet ski In my opinion, they are the best jet ski And the only thing second to that is honestly The RXPX You know, the fast one What do you think about the Lamborghini Euris, Mike? I like it less and less As time goes by
Starting point is 00:24:58 But it's still awesome Like remember when we were like What should we give away next? You know, a bunch of different options We're like, sky's the limit, whatever Let's what should we do this, this and that? And then you're like, Euris And then I was like, I don't know if anyone even
Starting point is 00:25:11 I don't care I think it's just an overpriced Audi Q8 Yeah it really is What all the Lamborghinis are The Hurricanes At least like the Cars they're different
Starting point is 00:25:23 They have there Yeah Especially the Venador Is completely unique But yeah Oh for sure I shouldn't say all Lamborghini But yeah
Starting point is 00:25:30 It's kind of a sweet mom car That's what I think Here's kind of a hot take I saw Stradband posted a reel Like he kind of like Drug it on and was like You're selling half my Lamborghini collection which he is he owns pretty much only Lamborghinis he had just sold his Nissan and that was like
Starting point is 00:25:46 kind of about it just had and then he was showing the ones he was selling and then in my head I went I almost commented it and I was like thank God you're selling like the non cool ones yeah dude I got excited when I saw he was selling him and I was like ooh yeah let me pick up a a Lamborghini and then it's just the lame as fucking Lamborghinis I'm sorry strab but what was it like it was like the SUV was the 1970 which is cool cool, you know, collector. And then a kuntage, which I'm sure is like a half a million bucks. That's the one.
Starting point is 00:26:17 That's fucking sick. You're not going to drive around in a kuntage, though. Remember? Am I going to take the kuntage to dinner? I mean, I would, but it's so old. It's just, you'd feel terrible driving that thing, putting miles on it for no good reason. When he posted the price of that, that kuntage, like, we sat in that. And I was like, oh, this thing is so cool.
Starting point is 00:26:35 You know, Wolf of Wall Street. So cool. But I'm like, I didn't know it was 700,000 again. It's classic. Yeah, he was pretty chill about it. But he's keeping all the cool ones, which I was happy to see. Like, both his eventadors are just crazy. He's put so much time and effort into those cars, too.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Did you guys see over the Fourth of July weekend that Dana White crashed his Camaro into his building, dude? What a pick. What a pick, man. I don't know. And there's no video of it, which is a shame. He should have a cameraman following that guy 24-7. Yes. But all there really is is just.
Starting point is 00:27:11 kind of some video, okay, here it is, crashing the thing. Like, that's a, like, he had some speed going on that. Yeah, it's a, it's a pretty solid crash. Two, they stand on the hood. This is the only video he has of, like, anything going on. So he was hooning it.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Yeah, he's just ripping around in the grass, which is a very odd place to drive your rest of a mod Camaro, but I mean, screw it, dude. Yeah, he was, okay, so he, like, understood it. Look, dude, this is when he's about to crash and whoever's filming quit. Totally. I didn't realize this.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Yep. Yeah, right there. There is the... Yeah, because the building comes in. You know, you're his... Hit in the garage. Were his wheels like Kachow? They did kind of look like he was chow.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Well, I think they were hard. Yeah, hard left or right. Are both? Oh, yeah. He just kept going straight. Yeah, he was just understering. I'm pretty sure I heard of, was he, did he talk about this on like, does he have a podcast?
Starting point is 00:28:00 Joe Rogan? He loves this Camaro, too, dude. Like, he talks about how it's his favorite car to drive. So, I mean, obviously, he'll be fine. He's smiling. All said and done. But can you imagine? Piling up the Camaro in the garage.
Starting point is 00:28:13 My man's built like fucking C.J. Yeah, dude. You got to get on the way. Everyone's lifting weights. Some AF ones. Drinking water. You know, eating right. Driving your Camaro around your yard.
Starting point is 00:28:24 It made me think about some of our crashes. At first I was like, we don't really crash that much. There's a pretty solid collection. Oh, for sure. Of shit that's gone wrong. Yeah. But I still agree.
Starting point is 00:28:38 We don't crash that much. No, we're pretty good. My first and my foremost favorite recent crash is Ben flipping the minotruck. I agree. Like just an absolute. Dude, after he did that, we were all kind of like, what are you doing? We were mad, amazing content. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:56 But we're like, what are you doing, bro? These donuts, man, they're harder than you think. Like my Jeep, trying to drift my Jeep around a circle. That's what I was thinking. This was my moment. One of the more priceless car moment. I did. I still don't know how I missed the trees on this, dude.
Starting point is 00:29:14 You couldn't do that today. Those trees are so much bigger. Yeah, they're freaking huge now. I just try. I think I gave it one more blip of throttle. You kind of pulled the Dana White. You had the wheels fully cranked, but it was done turning. And then I was actually thinking about this the other day, too, how, like, I haven't ran a buffer in so long.
Starting point is 00:29:32 And you pulled it in. I was like, dude, I can get this off. Yeah, and we buffed it off. Yeah. Which is funny. This is my favorite part about the video in a moment of high. high stress. I spent way too much money, took a big loan
Starting point is 00:29:44 out on this car. We just finally had started getting paid. I was like, I'm buying a Jeep. And I was obviously very stressed and nervous as this happened. And then listen to what Ken says when I come around the corner, your reaction to what ended up being a very small
Starting point is 00:30:00 amount of damage. Yeah, he makes it sound like it's the whole side was ripped off. I like pause for a second. I'm sorry. You didn't get it? I got it, I think. We got it. It was in like this place. I love this. I love this. Oh, shit!
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Starting point is 00:30:48 There's like a small green stripe. You'd think the fucking back wheel is pointed outwards. That's what I thought. Why did you hit the tree with the dirt pipe? It did look worse in person than it did on camera. It definitely did. I just love when you yelled that'll buff because like, it's just rare that you like pretty much.
Starting point is 00:31:09 crashed your car into some trees and then you say that'll buff and it literally buffed out literally thankfully later that evening so rare that was the worst part about that was straight up embarrassment for like i had went out bought this thing that probably everybody you know locals would think you know all these kids they they really aren't doing it right they're taking out loans for these vehicles which was true but we were finally making money and i was like i'm proud to show this off and then I did the most immature embarrassing thing you could possibly do and crashed it right into a tree
Starting point is 00:31:45 I think I would help pay for it I think I would rather I would rather had the one I know it wasn't just one day but one day of that embarrassment you know it lasted for a month then I would the embarrassment of my drift car oh yeah the reoccurring
Starting point is 00:32:01 fails ongoing just like man every time I take it up man this thing sucks because then after that everyone was like dude your jeep's freaking sweet turn the key but also i love how you when you're like you know i took a big loan out on it and 50% of the comments were just why not track hawk i know and you're like i wish dude it was 30 000 more which was basically another third of what you pay yeah i bought the thing for like 42 grand and sold it for a profit back then you were doing it right i was smart dude i was smart back then 1.7 million
Starting point is 00:32:31 views on that though good Evan rolling this and it was nasty because Gavin almost lost his fingies on that one. I want to get that slingshot back out. Those things are fun. Same. We got to chain convert it. And there's no, like, kit for it, but, like, I've seen two people do it. Yeah, we got to do it because that's the whole downfall of it.
Starting point is 00:32:53 It was belt driven. Another three-wheeled crash, of course. I've been piling up that three-wheeler. Ooh. Right to the concrete. We were going to put tracks on the three-wheelers, and it was just like, oh, let's go grab a couple clips in the ditch. The intro clip. You literally pile.
Starting point is 00:33:10 You, like, flatten himself on the road. Pancake. Pancake. Obviously, we're on three Evan straight, but the clip here, which... Hey, keep him going. I was watching this one. The camera shake, which is unintentional, I think, makes the crash look even, just a slight bit worse. Even though it was already bad.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Who do you think was holding the camera there? You? See, it acts like you did it on purpose? No, that was fucking perfect filming, dude. You kidding me? Panned out, hit it. No, but the shake. I'm just saying the shit.
Starting point is 00:33:39 I mean to do the shit. I was just trying to keep it. The filming was perfect. Some people, Dalton wouldn't have, but that's the difference between a good film or a bad film, or they'd miss that shit.
Starting point is 00:33:48 They'd have half of that shit. I didn't say he wouldn't have got it. That's what I thought you were getting at. Why do you think he's here? Damn. That's why do you think he's here? Something that just sent us to the moon laughing. There was like a random like survival ad that used this.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Oh yeah. I wish I had it, but, um, I've been like, yeah, he like goes and like kind of spons out on the ice and then it transitions to like a dude
Starting point is 00:34:09 like running it's so random and then they were just an ad for like a survival iOS game what else we got the Jeep roll when we tried a two wheel the Jeep pretty awesome I still want to do this I think we got to figure out a system I saved a I think we need a car
Starting point is 00:34:24 that's a little more structurally sound that might help I saved a video of a new Ford Ranger Raptor doing it and they were doing it at like a when twin stunts closes off at the fair and they do a thing it was kind of like that it was like a demo and they had like people with them it was kind of random and they had a perfect ramp and he just went into a two-wheel
Starting point is 00:34:43 and it went around and you could tell everyone in the car's like whoa whoa it's working whoa he's like yeah isn't this sick and everyone in the crowd's cheering and I'm like can you imagine if they just like did tip it though it probably be their most traumatic experience of their life yeah my car accident but yeah he just like did it perfectly and the ramp was not made out of cinder blocks and a two by eight in Dubai they they do that shit right down the freeway and they don't even have ramps. They just, like, skirt it up. Gravity's different over there.
Starting point is 00:35:14 And, like, I'm pretty sure you can, like, meet up with these guys and they'll take you for a ride. And they're doing it in, like, G-wagons, like, $200,000 G-wagon. So, like, not saying that those guys can't throw a $200,000 G-wagon down the drain, but you'd think they probably won't flip. Yeah, no kidding. Imagine how scary that would be. You go over there and you're like, all right, we're going to do this.
Starting point is 00:35:33 And then you, they're, like, the language barrier. You have no idea what they're saying, and they just start driving, 75 miles an hour down the highway and then with the wheel back and I'd say the scariest part would be the initiation without a ramp I'm way I'd way rather be down to do it at six miles an hour off the ramp I think then I would be at 30 yeah I almost feel like it's it's safer doing that because it seems like they're going slower than like the videos where they're just like completely drifting all yeah I think the best way to learn would be with a razor but those like Dubai videos as a freshman in college I tried showing my roommate
Starting point is 00:36:08 because I was staying in the dorms, I was like, yo, like, check these vids out. Because I was, I was just watching just some crusty vid. And he was like, that's not real. He, like, he didn't believe him. I'm like, no, dude, they do this shit in Dubai and Saudi Arabia. Dubai is no one for having a crazy car scene, but Saudi Arabia is the same.
Starting point is 00:36:24 And my GTR is actually tuned by a guy in Saudi Arabia remotely. Yeah. Wow. So the shop in the video, they tune it and do the flame tune and all that. The guy who actually tuned it was doing it remotely in Saudi Arabia. Arabia. So you have it on like, he just up really later. Were you up early? No, I, I wasn't there for the tuning. I just showed up. Almost a flex. Yeah. It's kind of cool. It's kind of cool. No, it's just, it's not necessarily flex. It's just interesting. So like those guys just put it on the dino. And it's like his cousin.
Starting point is 00:36:54 It's like literally. Because all, all you're doing is they do the polls, take the data log, send it to the guy. He makes adjustments, emails it, boom. And they just. Pretty interesting, though, huh? And Big Wrench does know a little bit about that, which I, I am I'm jealous of. I think it's so cool to be able to look at a map and be like, even just the basic thing, you're so lean on idle or whatever. Yeah. How do you know?
Starting point is 00:37:17 And how do you know what to change? I think you're ultimately just trying to decrease the amount of fuel you're pumping to lean it out before it also causes Dan for you. Because the leaner you're running, ultimately the more power you're going to have, but you don't want to have too lean where you're hurting the engine. Interesting. You know, but also there's so much to it. I mean, you have to go to like school almost to learn.
Starting point is 00:37:38 out of tune. I feel like it's an art where you have to like once you know how to do it, it takes so long. Unless you're, uh, Cletus McFarland. I don't know if Cletus was tuning. I think he was switching mass. I think he's learned a lot too, but I just still remember when I was like, oh yeah, my Subaru, you know, like I don't run E85 in the winter, which is a common thing around here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:58 You don't run E85 in the winter because it doesn't start well. And then he's just, as we're like about to do a crazy ass pull in the super, he's like, that's just a tune brother. I'm like, all right, I'll take your word for it. One thing that I think is funny that us Northerners could never comprehend is we're putting coolant in our mini truck. He goes, coolant. The hell you use a coolant for just put the garden hose is right there. I go, we have to.
Starting point is 00:38:25 It'll be winter soon and then it'll freeze. You know, he goes, I don't have coolant in a single one of my vehicles that he's added. When you're in Florida. Because it's like a thousand degrees there. I suppose it's like the one day a year that it might even get close to freezing that they don't. Yeah, there's no way. But also think of, like, the true price difference. You know how some people would be like,
Starting point is 00:38:42 so what about like running like engine ice or whatever to really keep that? He'd be like, dude, I mean, I could literally have free or, yeah. Makes puts an ice box in the back. Yeah. Next up, this one is a crash, but I think it is quite possibly the, a crash in CYCV history that went so well. Like this one, I was so against the whole time. I was like, this is not going to work.
Starting point is 00:39:06 It only can end in a crash. And it's somehow, somehow you made it work perfectly. The jet ski jump. Oh, I was so nervous. Best case scenario, this was a jump from a pool to a 12-foot drop to a pump. Golly. Bro, that show was lit. It was so cool, though.
Starting point is 00:39:25 That's one of those, I guess I lose a little bit of sleep over it. But, like, I'm just like, we just like, yeah, I mean, I could have, honestly, I could have done it again and stayed on. Oh, dude, I don't think so. stacked up but like eating the bars on that thing so hard dude that one was really fun and also but I remember the leading up to it I'm like what are we even doing we had to go to Facebook marketplace
Starting point is 00:39:47 someone ran an hour down the road this way to grab a pool someone ran another 45 minutes down this way to grab a pool three days to fill it up and I'm like and another you know like we're building the ramp and I was like dude all this is like this is one jump it was a crazy jump it was a lot of work for not a lot of content It was quite a bit of content
Starting point is 00:40:08 Yeah But it was like I guess legendary It was pretty legendary It stayed in the books I think the best part is We had like the Jukish brothers out They're a professional like
Starting point is 00:40:18 Trick stand-up jet ski Riders They're doing these crazy flips and all this And Ryan was trying to do his flip Oh yeah Didn't land it I don't think And we'll get back to the drum bar It's like okay
Starting point is 00:40:28 How could somebody do a trick This was the only way This was the only way Big jump. And honestly, I don't know. You can only watch one. You get to watch the Jukish brothers do some flips on their stand-up jet skis on the lake or Micah. You hear this, they got two pools at the top of this jump, and then there's a ramp after he clears out of one pool into the second, and he goes off this ramp into a 12-foot drop into a small pond.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Which one are you going to, which one are you going to uncover? You're going to watch mics. You're going to watch mics. Your number two. Also, like a little side note, we film the Jukish brothers like so well. Like I follow them both on Instagram and they just are always throwing down. They're always flipping. That's their practice.
Starting point is 00:41:17 But a lot of them are there, you know, just an iPhone video zoomed in of them like flipping. You can like almost kind of hardly tell what's going on. And we had these like dank, wide angle, like slow motion clips. Running three cameras and two gopros. And I'd say like, I'm not saying that's the best they'll ever be or were ever covered. but, like, the footage of those guys flipping is so dang. They're so good. They are so talented.
Starting point is 00:41:39 The thing I've learned over the years, though, is, like, you know, you can have all the best cameras and stuff. If you have someone doing something really cool, you don't really need that great a cameras. You don't need to be as good of a filmer. You don't even need to be as good of an editor. So it's so easy to make a good video with those guys because they're so talented, you know? And, I mean, we're around so many people like that. I mean, makes a fun film for sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:03 It just makes it Makes it even easier I had to throw my own crash in here It was just getting piled up by this hover crash That shit was funny Is what we call just a good laugh This one was a good laugh Didn't lose my phone by the way
Starting point is 00:42:16 The way you just It's a yarding It runs you over I was so surprised When I come on the water I'm like what the Dude that was back when we filmed With the 360 GoPro
Starting point is 00:42:27 It was also like water was like 51 degrees It was winter And I was wearing jeans And a hoodie That was good. I actually just checked on the hovercraft the other day in the barn, and it could not be sadder. It could not be more sad.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Well, it spent two years outside. Yeah, dude, it just has a rhyme on it. I don't think the things run since, like, 2021. It'll start. And luckily, it's just a snowmobile fan-cooled engine, so, like, it'll start. The hovercraft is just a part of the weird vehicles that were made in the 80s. There were so many crazy, weird vehicles. in that time frame that we're still discovering that we're still discovering and we're like oh
Starting point is 00:43:08 they already made this we don't even got to make it make it what why aren't these a thing and we just we go and find these things in like barns and after you ride them it kind of makes sense why they didn't stick around you know it's like they don't always work like i mean between the wet bikes the hovercraft three wheelers what else we got is a lot of those i know there's more i know there's more. They were a good start to an idea. They just needed a little more developed. Why don't they do that shit more? A lot of them were very functional. Bring back to hovercrafts.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Bring back to hover crafts, man. It was always fun. What else was there? That was really cool in the age. This is funny. This is not a crash. Turn up, turn up. Just break it. They said crunch down, crunch down.
Starting point is 00:43:53 I'm getting in the tens fronk of his Tesla. Crunch down. I'm like, I can't. Oh my God. No way. No way. No way. Get it, get it, get it. Yes! Hold on I open it.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Wait, wait. Oh shit, it doesn't work. I can't get it to go. It's actually jam. You can open it. Oh! Dude, it wasn't opening. That could have been so bad.
Starting point is 00:44:27 It wasn't fully close, so it didn't want to release. But we couldn't close it anymore. Because I had full pressure pushed up against it. Dude, I'm not classophobic really at all. There's a different definition of classophobic when you're actually being squished into a spot. Do you guys ever watch those cave videos when people go caving and then they get stuck?
Starting point is 00:44:47 There's a lot of like the guys, the one where the guy got stuck head first. And they're like, for 27 excruciating hours, he's head first down. Oh, yeah, I mean, bad, like crazy stuff. Then they were down there trying to pull him out. And then the cable. snaps then the other guy was stuck down there crazy i watched it and literally like my claustrophobia took
Starting point is 00:45:06 over and i was just watching a ticot dude but you got to wonder that yeah what are people doing when they like they have to oh you can get through this cave but you have to turn your shoulders this way as dislocate your arms like this like what going into caves just does not entice i love caves again not not scared of the caves but when you got to do that not it cj's legendary rocket man dude I could have really gotten hurt here if it would have landed on me if you think about it. Yeah. Yeah, it was just the whole thing is just a bad, a bad wreck. It's like just like lack of, you know, if you were doing this in the mountains,
Starting point is 00:45:41 well, again, you can always get hurt. No snow. Yeah, your sled hit the ground, not the snow. You know, it busted through the eight inches of snow that were down there. And then you landed up in, you know, about a foot drift. I just remember thinking it was, we'd probably only been doing YouTube for like three months at a time. like we got a we got to send something here like no one's got in the air and I'm probably the worst snowmobile in the group and I had the least seat time and I was treating like it was a
Starting point is 00:46:09 dirt bike and it just I do remember that was actually what it made it fun too we like we all have our our ditch banging sleds and CJ doesn't ride with us very often and he's like where are the jumps at yeah you guys made it sound like yeah because we're like we're going to go ditch bang you can jump the ditches and you're like yeah but where are the jumps at and Jake's like Let's go to Hogsback. And then none of us were doing anything either, and you're like, where are the jumps at? And then that happened. I mean, I'm so lucky that slide didn't land on me there.
Starting point is 00:46:39 And then I think this last one here, I think, is maybe the first ever C-Boys TV crash. Oh, fuck. That was such a boot. Oh, my God. What? The airbag? I don't know. Not during the day
Starting point is 00:46:59 I was just holding my iPhone light I bought that car Bought that car for 150 Mike do you still have that hat No I was a great hat That was back when you could buy Shit cars for 150 bucks I remember that you can't do that anymore
Starting point is 00:47:27 it's like a thousand now you'll put like what 20 bucks in and ben didn't have 20 bucks he had to borrow from jake and he never paid him back that was yeah we pulled money together to do that yeah to get it done how the fuck did he not even have 20 dollars that boy dude not to take away from it at all but this kind of does go back to what we were talking about way before i remember like this is our literal third video ever basically just like a month into filming and you were like gosh that was so lit but I wish we wouldn't have done that in the pitch black like your production insight was always a part of the channel from day one and and like you weren't upset you were just like what if we would have done that in the daylight and uh it's yeah that always it would have
Starting point is 00:48:11 maybe it wouldn't have i don't know still legendary but yeah no i mean you got to be thinking about that if you're trying to try to make good videos you know that goes back to the other half it helps you do something crazy like that but you got a shit filmer who misses the shot now it's like now what, now what? Got nothing. Or you do it in the pitch black. No. We actually, we still. Luckily you could see the taillights. Yeah. We still deal with that. Like, I mean, at least speaking personally, like, if I'm running the camera and, like, I miss something, it feels just as bad as any other time you've ever died in your life. Yeah. Yeah. There's so much pressure on it. It's worse now. You're just like, ah, dude, I know. And then
Starting point is 00:48:51 everyone's, like, upset. And you're just like, it's not going to help. I still didn't get it. Imagine if Evans crash on the ice If he would have crashed like that And no one got it I fucking wasn't looking through the camera And I did a I pulled one of the You turn your head Don't don't move the camera
Starting point is 00:49:08 You miss the whole thing Ev would be fucking pissed You'd be fucking pissed Rightfully so Yeah You do carry a lot of weight Being the camera guy There's so much stuff you can't do twice
Starting point is 00:49:18 That's why I appreciate you doing a good job Dalton Yeah it even happened Actually Evan did have a solid loop out the other day And Cody and I were both filming him and Cody missed it and then and then Evan like as he was looping out almost crashed into me so I missed it because I was like just trying to not also die and then he's just like dude I can't believe two angles that's going to be so great I'm not even mad I looped and then I'm like oh yeah I didn't get it Cody definitely did though
Starting point is 00:49:49 Cody's like no man how'd he take it he was pissed yeah yeah was it on his Barney bike Rightfully so, dude, no, it was on the e-bike. Sometimes Cody's filming me, he's just like, dude, sorry about that. I'm messed up. I'm like, you didn't get it? He's like, no, I was just in slow-mo. I'm like, oh, that's workable. Slow-mo, just, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:10 It's in time lapse. Okay, that was your problem. We actually did deal with that issue a lot with Jake when he had his GoPro on because GoPro released their time warp feature. So it's like, you know. And he'd just be like, oh, let's sick. Let's grab Jake's clip. And then it just'd be like,
Starting point is 00:50:25 and we're like, oh, yeah, this is pretty much unusable. This is just as good as not having it at all. Can I talk about the newspaper this week? I don't know. Are we talking about this yet? I mean, it's all over Facebook. I love right now that I was wondering the same thing, CJ, I was like, do, can we? And then I'm like, we can't talk about it?
Starting point is 00:50:46 Ken's not going to bring it up. And then you did. Well, Ken, how was your reaction to finding out you are running for mayor, even though you didn't sign yourself up? Genuinely surprised, but I shouldn't have been. Yeah. Considering we talked about it, what, two, three weeks ago. And I think the biggest thing was when we, we thought that only animals could sign up.
Starting point is 00:51:05 We talked about it. Ken is an animal. Look at that guy. See him on the 4th of July, dude? Who's line was that? Was that you were, or Cody or someone said that. We said, I thought only animals could sign up. And then someone said at the group chat, Ken is an animal.
Starting point is 00:51:21 As you guys know, we've explained the story many times before in the past. The mayor of Cormoron at one point for an extended period of time was a dog. Hence why we have that dog bark at the end. That was the mayor. He was famous. He was going on the Today Show, all this stuff. Passed away, unfortunately, like probably five years ago. Actually, longer.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Probably like seven. And anyways, the town has grieved. They feel like it's now time to get a new mayor for Cormorant. There's a lot of dogs running for mayor. I don't know who slipped Ken's name into the ballot. But Ken is a lot of. also running for mayor now and he made it into the top four so there's three dogs and then there's ken running for mayor of cormorant ken you could be the fucking mayor dude i i think
Starting point is 00:52:05 we can uh we can potentially push enough votes through and exactly i think it's gonna happen i mean it's inevitable it's inevitable these dogs don't have a follow no they don't have a chance what the fuck are the dogs you're gonna do for the community around you're just shit just shit around like fucking they don't even pick up their own poop ken can can is going to make a difference. He's going to put roundabouts in. I got to ask, where did the eggs Connecticut come from?
Starting point is 00:52:30 I'm not going to lie. I actually, Justin took care of, of getting you entered in as, and he wrote the bio. He was the closest. That's Justin humor. And mine would have been different and Justin did a great job. But CJ said, you guys, should we make it a little more serious? Yeah. Because like, this is, you know, I mean, it's not like fake.
Starting point is 00:52:49 That's a big deal. It is, yeah. So I looked at the newspaper. I didn't actually read. it and then I took a Snapchat of it and put it down and then last night some like oh I'm running for mayor better just not read this so last night like some some locals they walk up to me and they say hi eggs kennedicts I was like yeah like I've actually never I've never heard that either I clearly yeah all the way through either then the mail guy told me when he dropped really yeah
Starting point is 00:53:15 yeah so you actually didn't read that text from what was your initial reaction no no I didn't I was like, oh, that's cool. Just a day in Ken's life. Dude, Ken lives such. I had so many other things going on at the time. I was like, I can't process this. I got to. Anyone else finding out that they are in the top four of running for mayor
Starting point is 00:53:35 and they possibly will be the mayor of the town. They're tripping. But Ken has been through so much. So much. You got to keep in mind, Ken was just living his life. And then one day his buddies just started filming him. And now he's just this world renowned. superstar can't go anywhere without getting pictures and is getting a prank pulled on him week
Starting point is 00:53:57 after week for the past eight years. But, uh, you know, so this is nothing for Ken. There's another day. But yeah, I think it's just going to be, it's crazy. You could be surprised that you responded in that way. Oh, that's cool. But you're not surprised. No, there's going to be one more thing with running for mayor.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Oh, you just wait. Do you want to win? Fuck yeah. I want to. I want to have mayor of Cormorant in my Instagram by. Ken Matthews for mayor. Ken Matthews for mayor. And so legit.
Starting point is 00:54:29 All right, Ryan's going to read the write-up that is in the paper and also online for Ken Matthews runner for mayor of Cormon. Ken Matthews is a local entrepreneur and a well-known member of the Cormoran community. He is a 29-year-old adult male human born and raised in Cormoron. His favorite nicknames are Ken, Ken, and Egg's Kennedict. He is an integral member of the viral YouTube channel, C-Boyce TV. He is well known for his bubbly personality and being the voice of reason. In a recent video, he became a certified 12 o'clock Wheatly Boy while on a controlled racetrack. Ken spends his free time cruising the lakes on his custom pontoon, the mom chaser.
Starting point is 00:55:08 He also enjoys wine nights and long walks on the beach, as well as closing down the bar at our local establishments. See, that part seemed like the one part that I'm like, damn, I don't know if people are going to. There's three laws of the truth. Give him back to the community, bro. There's only so many restaurants. He's making sure they fucking stay afloat. Yeah. The winter months get slow.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Yep. They do. And what are these dogs doing? Shit. Yeah. These dogs don't have any money. They're not giving back the community. They're not giving back the community.
Starting point is 00:55:34 Beers a night. Exactly. Yeah. It's crazy. So if elected as mayor of Cormorant, his first policy changes will be installing Tesla charging stations place on every corner of town, as well as updating the title of mayor to Supreme Emperor and ruler.
Starting point is 00:55:48 That shit was a little, I don't know about that part. Yeah, I don't know where he went with that one. It got really unsuriously. It eggs, Kennedy stuff too. I hope anyone older reading the, like, the Tesla's Chargers thing. They're going to think this guy is fucking a maniac. They're going to be like, Ken is going to spend millions of dollars.
Starting point is 00:56:03 He's the only guy with a Tesla. He's the only guy in here with a Tesla. We just got our pickleball court, you know? Come on. That's what should have said is he's planning on putting more pickleball courts. You would have gotten all the older votes. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 00:56:16 More pickleball court. Cover the village in pickleball court. And he's doing it out of his own pocket. And Ken's over like, holy shit. Yeah, CJ, if you don't remember, I didn't write that. I know, I know. I wish I could have maybe adjusted some of those. But it's still funny.
Starting point is 00:56:30 It's still really funny. Do Justin have AI write this? Probably, yeah. My favorite part is ask not what your mayor can do for you. Ask what you can do for your mayor. It's going to go back to like dictatorship, dude. It's like a fucking European dictatorship in Cormon with Kenna's mayor. There's like check-ins.
Starting point is 00:56:49 I can't believe that we got in with that by all, dude. I can't believe. I can't either. In a paper. I cannot believe it. I am surprised they published that and they didn't edit it. Bro, that shit is crazy.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Gavin sent the link to vote last night in the group chat and said, vote it up. Vote 100 times a day. You can vote unlimited times. Oh, per day? No. It's like based on your email, right? No, no.
Starting point is 00:57:14 It's literally just a link to a Google form with a checkbox. Yeah. There's no verification. I don't know if we should put that out there. You can literally vote unlimited times. I'm like Ken's fans around the world are going to vote him in his mayor. I can potentially win by a landslide. I think you probably are winning by a landslide.
Starting point is 00:57:33 You could get literally a million votes. Like these dogs don't have any clout. It's just light election fraud. Yeah. Sounds like America over here. Everybody can vote on limited times. Unlimited times. You don't even have to live here.
Starting point is 00:57:49 I don't know. I'm happy for you, Ken. Good luck. Well, thank you for enrolling me in the candidate for mayor. Do I have your vote? You have my vote, but don't thank me. Thank Justin. Well, thank you. Thank Justin.
Starting point is 00:58:04 That will be something to look forward to. We'll keep you guys posted on Ken's run for mayor. I mean, it really is an insane accomplishment. You've done so much already in your life, Ken, but I think if you can do this, Where do you go from here? Political office, I guess. Yep. Okay, that would actually be insane.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Ken kind of like gets addicted to politics. My least favorite thing. Starts working his way up into president. I'm running for state rep. We're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's, no, that's lame. What happens if Ken wins? Does he go at the end of the video?
Starting point is 00:58:36 Subscribe. That's what you win. No, oh, yeah, I love that. You get to be at the end of the CBOs. Can he'll just be literally the mayor of Cormone. That's what will happen when Ken was. Woof, woof. Can it be the mayor.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Gosh, dang. And then there's going to be a lot of responsibility that comes with us. Me and Ben are talking about it, and Ben goes, dude, talk about a win-win. He either wins, and he's mayor of Cormorant, or he loses to dogs. And I'll leave you with that. I think the golden retriever is going to be a tough, tough candidate. I agree. Ken for mayor.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Vote on line. We'll put the link in the description. We'll see you guys next week. Peace. Thank you.

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