Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Young Amish Male on Crashing His Buggy, Dating & If He Will Return To His Colony

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

In today's episode we are joined by a young amish male. He is on Rumspringa and has had a wild run from being on Theo Von, Skydiving out of the very first airplane he was in, traveling the country and... creating his own YouTube channel. Collaborating with creators such as Danny Duncan, Westin Champlin, CboysTV and MORE.  We dive into what his colony thinks of his YouTube journey, trying milk not from a cow for the first time, Drag racing buggies to school, paying taxes, meeting girls, Rolling his buggy as a kid, how the Amish punish their youth, being judged for social media, and his FYP exposed. Get your tickets in ADVANCE for our event, Octane Fest: https://www.birmn.com/octane-autofest Check out Timmys Channels https://www.instagram.com/amishdude_/ https://www.youtube.com/@ThatAmishDude   To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is almond milk. And don't ask how they get milk out of almonds. What do your parents think about all this? They don't really like it. What's like something that you saw and you were like, yeah, I'm ready to go back? Women going to go to the beach in their underwear. My mom told me to stay away from English girls. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:17 She might be smart. So like, do you think you're planning on going back? Do you think I should start a podcast? I think you'd be really good at it. Ever since I saw you on Theo Vaughan, I was impressed. Oh, really? Really?
Starting point is 00:00:34 I don't know. I just wing it. Yeah, I think you're just really good at answering questions exactly how people ask them. You don't beat around the bush or you just say it how it is. Oh, yeah, that's the way to do it. Yeah. And CJ was thinking about not coming on because he didn't have pants, but I know he's got lots of good questions for you. He's just walks around his underwear.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, bro. All right, we're rolling. I like that you changed up, C. Bro, I just felt like, you know, if everyone else is going to be dressed appropriately, I better be here, you know. We got our new Amish friend, Timmy here. Timmy's actually from Minnesota, but you've been on a crazy run the last, like, what, six months?
Starting point is 00:01:19 It's coming up to eight months. Eight months? So you're on Rum Springer right now. Yep. You went on a Theo Von podcast, and then after that moment, you've just been hitting every spot of the country, meeting every single person that you can, doing, experiencing every single thing that you can do. And I feel like it's only right that being you're a Minnesota guy
Starting point is 00:01:41 and you've been a C-Boy's fan for a long time. Yeah. We had to get you up here. Oh, dude, it's a pleasure being up here. Like, seeing what you guys all have and when you guys have all built, pretty impressive, I'd say. You know, it's not a barn that we built and then moved. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Which we've been trying to figure out why they do that. I've been wondering the same thing. Because in our community, we just built the stuff where it belongs. Oh. Match you trying to move like a 60 by 80 by 20 shop. Yeah, it seems like a lot of work. Yeah, I mean, how many people they got? They got to have like 200 guys.
Starting point is 00:02:15 So you haven't ever been a part of that when you pick a building up a little bit? We've never done that. Dude, if you ever do, call me because I want to be a part of that. I mean, there might be some language barriers, but. Oh, really? Yeah. What language are you guys speaking? Pennsylvania.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Pennsylvania. Dutch? So it is, it's fully a different language. It's like a German dialect is what it is. Yeah. That's why I have like a little bit of an accent. It's not as strong as it was like a year ago, but... Yeah, I thought the same thing.
Starting point is 00:02:41 I watched some old videos of you, and it is a lot stronger than now. Yeah, I've been hanging around English people too much. Can you explain to me what Rumspringer is? Is that what it's called? Yeah, it's based... Well, what we call it is, but like what it is, where it's like when you're 16 and a half, you get like a part where, like, most kids, they just kind of stay at home and, like, they do, like, crazy stuff. Like what kind of crazy stuff?
Starting point is 00:03:05 Hardy hard. Oh really? Yeah just a lot of wine or what? You can say that. And so go to fair stuff like that and then me and my buddy it was like eight months ago and go skydiving. Yeah that was really first time both of us were on a plane. So that's how you started your rum springer? Dude that's a crazy yeah he first plane flight and then didn't even have to land. He just just went up. It was definitely crazy like There are five seconds before and after was like, I bet. Were you like thinking what did I get myself into? Not really.
Starting point is 00:03:38 I was like thinking, man, this is like usually when you fall off a building, like you hit the ground like really fast. Like you're not hitting the ground. You know from experience or what? No, I had some buddies like like fell off of stuff and doing some roofing. Yeah. I mean, I've almost backed off a roof one time when I was like putting the shingles on. Underlinement on the shingles. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:57 I was backing up, stippling, going back, going back and all of a sudden. that she's just right there. You're just too focused on that work. Yeah. So how long is Rumspringer last? Like it varies on the person like usually it starts around 16 and a half like you just kind of you still live like in the community like at home and stuff. Oh really? I've been on it since I was 16 and a half but I never really did anything crazy. I'd beg to differ you've really been doing. Oh until like it started like a year ago well two years ago now these these two girls like they let me like drive their carvette. That was Kind of that was kind of the first bite of it, where I really started to, like, go out and see more stuff.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Has there been anyone in the history of the Amish that have had a crazier rumspringer than you? It's a great question. I mean, you're really making waves here. Depends what you call crazy. I mean, my dad did crazy stuff, too. More illegal stuff than me, though. Oh, really? This is all on video.
Starting point is 00:04:48 In the last nine months, I've seen you just hanging out with so many different people. Yeah, I mean, I'm very, very grateful for, like, people just, like, they sent me, like, a DM on Instagram, and just, like, a couple months later, I'm out there at their place. Yeah, that's essentially what happened here. A lot of strong connections. I think it's like the- Micah knows. Oh, yeah. Is it Mike or Micah? Either one.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Okay. Either one. I like Mike better. I have a little bit better than it. Yeah. It really evolved into Mike later and life. It just makes more sense. Yeah, a lot of strong connections, too.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Yeah. That's the crazy thing. Like, I, like, I set that just as a little bit. a joke, but like, it's very true. Yeah. I mean, Afro-Man. I saw you and Afro-Man hanging out the other day? We're making a song together. That's really?
Starting point is 00:05:34 Yeah. That's amazing. So who are all the people that you've hung out with in the last nine months? Danny Duncan, see you guys. Westing. Afro-man. Weston Champlain, I saw you with. Weston-Camplin.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Matton Evan. Theo. Theo. Yo. Who are you up on stage with that girl country singing? Was it Corey Kennedy? Yep. That was the first time I was in like open stage.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Yeah, that was funny. That was nerve-wracking. I didn't know what to do. I felt like I got my legs and toes crossed. It was definitely crazy to see. I'm always very, very grateful for people always wanting to like bring me out and like show me these things, which is, I don't know. I can't thank anyone enough. Do you think you've, you were an adrenaline junkie or you just fallen into it?
Starting point is 00:06:20 Because I feel like everything you do, you're getting this crazy new experience. Like we just went back and we showed you this. skate park. And you're like, well, I'll drop in, which is normally like not something that somebody would try on the first day. Well, I mean, I saw, like, I saw Mike do and it's like, if I watch him close enough,
Starting point is 00:06:34 I feel like I could maybe do it. He were fully committed. No, I wiped out a couple times. He wiped out three times and said, I'll do it again once my leg stops hurting. Well, he said my leg, my leg is, my leg is messed up. And he kept saying, looking at it, like,
Starting point is 00:06:50 and twisting it. And I was like, did this dude just, just throw his knee out or something and then Ken was, obviously Ken was there extremely quick. He had a brace ready and then he had ice and he was like... You had a brace? Oh yeah. I didn't even notice. He doesn't leave home without it.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Is that something you can do in the... Oh yeah, like if we have, if there's something like life-threatening... Like we go to the yard. Like one time, we were cleaning up at home and it was a ball bat laying in the yard and I was going to bet the ball and my brother was like right behind me. I told him, hey, back up
Starting point is 00:07:20 a little bit so I don't hit you. He backed up a little bit, but apparently not far enough because I swing and I like swing all the way around and I just hit him right in the head. That's exactly. That happened to me when I was younger. I did the same thing. I got two black eyes for my sister.
Starting point is 00:07:34 I was standing too close. I was a guy with the bat luckily. Yeah. No, he had to be like taken to the yard and stuff. Oh my. But like last time I was at a hospital was when I was like 12 or 13 when I rolled the buggy. For like myself.
Starting point is 00:07:47 That's crazy. One morning we were going to school and this horse, I don't know, like certain type of moons I feel. He like, he, like, got scared of stuff easily in the ditch. Going up this hill, to this day, I still don't know what it was, what was in the ditch. Going up this hill, like, we're just there going to school on a Friday morning. It was nice out.
Starting point is 00:08:07 The song was out. And then all of a sudden, this horse just jumps. I couldn't grab the reins fast enough. He jumps, like, turns it all the way around, rolls the buggy. And me and my brother get thrown out. I think I got drunk a little bit because I fell it in my back and had, like, in concussion. You know what? the crazy part is. My brother had like Bruce is all over his legs, but like he wasn't damaged at all.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Like he wasn't like he didn't. Some guys can just take a fall. Yeah, but yeah, this horse like as soon as he rolled, just ran down the hill halfway through a fence and it stopped. So you and your brother, it was just you two in the buggy? Yeah. And you're going to school. Yes. Do you just park the horse and buggy at the school or does the horse walk the buggy back home? Oh no, like we need to, we need a, we need a ride to get back home. So there's like barns, little barns at the school that we You park your horse there? Yeah, we unhitch our horse and just bring it into a barn and have feet there too for them. Do you have, like, time during school where you get to go out and, like, take care of the horse?
Starting point is 00:09:02 It's like the parking. No, we just leave the horse out there. They're good to go for it. They're good, yeah. Do you guys, like, modify your horses, like, the other kids in high school? Like, you got, like, are people checking out, like, their hooves and shit? No, I don't think so. I mean, sometimes we weren't really supposed to race to school.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Yeah. One time, there were, like, three buckies side to side. the way. You're going three wide? Yeah. And is that down like a public road or? Yeah, it was on like a black top. Wow.
Starting point is 00:09:31 What's the fastest you've ever gone in your buggy? Last winter, we clocked 21. Pretty quick. Yeah. That's moving. Pretty quick. Those things got to get kind of unstable at that speed. No, they don't.
Starting point is 00:09:44 No, they don't. Like the horse, like I think, I know some horses, they can get up to like 28. If you really make them run. Is it scary? you're in there going that fast? No, it's only when you turn sometimes. Or going down a hill and then you turn. Like, that can be a little bit iffy, but she doesn't tip.
Starting point is 00:10:01 I don't know if I should say this, but, like, first time I was on the buggy, when my grandma climbed on, like, I was, like, savannah. So I was scared the buggy was going to tip. It's, like, there's, like, springs on it, and the buggy would, like, like, that. Yeah, I was like, and she thought it was really funny that I thought he's going to tip. But, yeah, my grandma was pretty cool, I'd say.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Did you, have you modified? your buggies at all? I haven't, but some of my buddies have to put like underglow. I've seen that. How is that allowed? I don't know. We just kind of do it.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Oh. What are the rules of the Amish? Like, you're not supposed to have technology or anything that is unsustainable, right? Kind of, yeah. Like, the rules, like, the one thing about the rules is, like, you never really explain why they are. They just are there.
Starting point is 00:10:50 And, like, I think that's why, like, a lot of them kind of break the rules. So do you, oh, because they're like, well, I didn't know. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. Nobody told me. But you're like, like, explained the rules when you're, uh, when you're, like, when you're, like, joining the church, you're like, so the church tells you the rules.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Yep. Is there, like, punishments for breaking the rules? Like, if you do. If you, if you, like, break too much, they'll put you in a, put you in a section called, I think, is the rule it where you basically have, like, a, you need to get better within this time, or they'll put you in the bond with his shot. Shining and like shunning, that's like, if you leave Damage and you're still part of the church, you'll get like shunned forever. But like if you, let's say you do something against rules and then you just get shunned for a little bit until you're doing better.
Starting point is 00:11:36 So they make you sleep in a barn? No, they don't. You're not supposed to like transact or deal with like or even eat at the same table or you shunner. Really? Yeah. And like you have to sit in a different place in church or is it normal in church? You're not really supposed to come to church when you shun. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:11:51 I think so. So then when do they let you know? that you're like good to come back. They'll give you like a period and then it'll come around eventually. Hmm. And who shuns you? Basically the community. Oh, all of them. It's like a vote?
Starting point is 00:12:04 Yeah, but like mainly it's the elders to like make that decision. Hmm. So, what like what's a shunnable offense? Let's say you go party, party too much. I'd say like go to like concerts and stuff like that. Too much?
Starting point is 00:12:17 You can do it a little bit? Like if you, let's say you go once and like where it gets around and stuff. or like even write with an ex-almish like that can be that can get you like Sean for a while Oh ride with an ex-almish? Yeah
Starting point is 00:12:29 Like you're not really supposed to write with an ex-almish You're just not supposed to like coerce With the ex-Omish No Right But in our community like it's it's been It's a common around Like our split now
Starting point is 00:12:41 Like now it's kind of Now it's kind of a while less down there right now And what do you mean by split? Like there were disagreement And it's words in super Amish The way it works is like If there's a split Like then anyone can walk out
Starting point is 00:12:52 without getting shunned and stuff they can still be Amish if they want but they're just not member of the church anymore but yeah that happened because they were arguing about too many reflectors like a lot of other like smalls yeah like on the buggy on the buggies yeah they're like you got to just run
Starting point is 00:13:09 no reflectors be risky yeah that's sometimes when you're I've been with a driver and like when you're driving through a dark and sometimes the buggies are hard to see they're always hard to see sketchy you don't realize it if you're just in the buggy Right.
Starting point is 00:13:24 True. You just feel like everybody's whipping by you. You're like, man, it's really close. So there's a split in the community over too many reflectors. Yeah. Is that kind of just showing like people are tense right now? Because that seems like a small thing to like split the community. Sure, it's more than that.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Yeah, it's been a long list of other things, but that's one of the reasons. They were just arguing about like some of the younger ones. Like they were like, man, we need more reflectors on these buckets and older ones like, nah, you're good. But, like, I feel like you do need more reflective on the buggies. Amish or not, that's, you know, how society is, you know, things change.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Like, sometimes rules that were in place before are no longer. Yeah, absolutely. I feel like the Amish, like, in the last five, ten years, like, they've modernized a lot. Like, a lot of them have phones for their businesses. Like, some of the strictest communities, they're not really allowed to have that stuff, or they'll have a phone shack at the end of their driveway or something like that.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Well, it seems like, I guess, just, society in general has changed the most in the last five to ten years so it's like for the last hundred years how much has normal civilization versus omish civilization been that different not a crazy amount with like technology and all these different things right and then the last 30 20 10 years like things are really advanced oh yeah yeah the funny thing is my grandma she actually went to public school for a while because like i think around that time was like something with the government, they were like, the Amish fighting it for like something about only going to eighth grade or something. And the Amish started having their own schools after that. So I've never set foot in a
Starting point is 00:15:01 public school. And so do the Amish know like what's going on in like the government or politics or any of that? Like do they care? I mean like not really like here and there. Like when 9-11 happened the drivers told my dad and stuff. Stuff like that. Like if something made you happen to hear about it. Like do they care who the president is? Not really. Do they vote? I mean, last term they did. Like, I don't know. I don't sound in our community did it.
Starting point is 00:15:27 And which way do the Amish usually go? Republican or Democratic? Whatever's the most conservative for you. Okay. I think maturity of them voted for a Republican last time. You guys have to pay taxes? Yeah. Like, if you file them anyway, I don't sound don't.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Yeah. I think that's been an age-old thing. Like, Amish, in my opinion, they don't need to pay taxes. No, I don't know. Only when doing, like, you know, they're selling meat, selling cheese, selling furniture. Sure then, but between themselves. So you're saying, I don't have to pay taxes? I don't think you have to pay taxes.
Starting point is 00:16:02 If the government comes after, you just say money, Mike told me I didn't need to pay them. Yeah. I mean, another thing is, like, once you join the church, you do get a tax exemption from, like, Social Security and Medicare taxes. So, like, those are, like, the only ones. Is there a colony tax or, like, like, part of the community? Each away? I mean, if someone, like, if, let's say someone, like, if, let's say someone, one's barn burns down, like the whole entire community will throw in money or build a new barn.
Starting point is 00:16:27 That's what it's all about. Yes, sir. The craziest thing is, like, building a barn one day, that's pretty impressive. Oh, you guys building in one day? Like, well, like the concrete's laid out and then everything's planned and the shell of it. Just goes. Like the wood, steel, all that stuff, that goes up in, like, one day. You guys are incredible builders.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Why are you so good at building? I don't know. It just, like, if you go to work, you go to work. I think it's similar. How you said you grew up and you, the rules, you don't really like learn the rules. They're just there. Yeah. And then they're like a part of you.
Starting point is 00:16:58 It's same for probably building. Like you just end up doing it. And the next thing you know, you're a full-blown carpenter. Yeah, I started doing it when I was like, just before I turned 14 right after I got out of school. This might be a stupid question, but do you get paid? I mean, so I have it easier than my dad did. But my dad, and there's still, like, some, how many families that practice this? Like, they don't get any money until they're 21.
Starting point is 00:17:22 So they work for free, but the money goes to the family. For the parents, yeah, goes to the parents. But my dad didn't like that when he was growing up. So he gave me a little bit off a break, but I worked until I was 16 for a dollar an hour. And then whatever else that I got went to my dad. Wow. And so were you getting like normal wage and you were just getting a dollar? Like were you getting like $15 an hour and you were just getting a dollar?
Starting point is 00:17:47 I'm not even quite sure. I was just happening when that. Like did your dad start driving a rolls roll? Royce? No, he didn't. Or I guess a buggy, a nicer buggy? Like, you were working hard and he was cashing the checks? Basically, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:02 But at least I didn't have to work until I was 21 for my dad. But he would, he would give you the money once he turned 18. Like all the money I made? Yeah. No. Oh, like, you were just paying your way. He was just paying me like a dollar until I was 16 and then I got, I started getting $17.
Starting point is 00:18:18 I was like $17 an hour. Nice. After that. Yeah. What do you do with your money and what do you buy? Like, well, now it seems like I have a little bit of a saving problem, I think. Really? Like going places and like buying things. Yeah. Like what are you spending your money on now?
Starting point is 00:18:35 Home bill and then just going random place, I guess. It's amazing how it can just disappear, isn't it? Oh, like where does it go? I don't know. I think somebody sneaks in and takes it out from underneath your bed. Yeah, like the banks, I don't know. Do you guys believe in banks? Yeah, we have like banks, checking accounts, all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Because Mike didn't believe in a bank for a while, but that was for other reasons. Yeah, I mean, you could, I guess, stack your money at home. Like, that way... That's what he was doing. That's good, yeah. His backyard was filled with coffee cans. Full of coins or cash? A little both, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Mix it up. What's it look like, is there like people that have more money in the community than others? Oh, definitely. Like, some of them, like, a lot of them own businesses, but, like, usually the ones that don't have as much money, they usually don't work quite as hard. It seems like there's a lot of Amish that have a lot of money because they own business and they just... What do they spend their money on that?
Starting point is 00:19:28 What's like rich and Amish community? Like land. Most of land. They got a bunch... They just keep getting more land. Yeah, or put money back into the business, I think. Yeah. What's like a benchmark of, or like a goal of like, oh, if I have a million dollars or like what is...
Starting point is 00:19:44 Because like, I guess in normal civilization, people are like, I want to be a millionaire. Do the Amish say that and feel that same way? No, not really. I mean, we don't really take pride in, like, the money I make that we make, I guess. Like, just kind of some people make more money than others. And there's some guys in a part of the community that are, like, big dogs with all the land. Like, the more land, the bigger the dog.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Yeah, some of them have quite a bit of land. Yeah. So, like, another thing that has happened where, like, either their dad bought it and they got passed down and they have a lot of land, too. So how old are you? Take a guess. I guess. 20? Just shy of 18.
Starting point is 00:20:24 15. What? No, you said you went on Rumsper and 16. I just turned 19. 19? So you've been on it for two and a half years? I don't know how to do math, but I think so. Really?
Starting point is 00:20:37 Yeah. So like, do you think you're, are you planning on going back? I don't know. It's a very hard decision. Like one thing, like it's fun to come out here, but like I always like to go home too. Yeah, there's no place like home. Yeah, definitely. Especially your family.
Starting point is 00:20:50 You know, you. you can't replace those type of things. No, definitely not. Like, you can't just grow another build or grow another family. So, like, how much time do you have left or do you get to decide that? Could you run another five years? Not five years. Maybe, like, a year and a half or so.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Really? Yeah. I know my parents, like, they joined a church when they were, like, around 21. So when you say joined a church, are you not a part of the church right now? Or, like, you get baptized in and then, like, if you want to get married in, like, in the Amish, you have to join the church. So you can't get married. married without like joining the church. And what does that look like finding like a girl?
Starting point is 00:21:25 I mean, you just find one in your community if they're not cousins or anything. But like I'm kind of out of luck here. Like everyone I went to school with was my first or second cousin. Right. Except the teacher, you know. But she's a little bit older. Maybe you find one out here and then you bring them back. My mom told me to stay away from English girls.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Yeah. She might be smart. Smart. Probably right. Some of them going, I thought they went through the beach. their underwear, right? I asked around a little bit. And turns out they're swimming suits. They look like underwear. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:58 But they look just like underwear. Some scandalous. Yeah, some women these days. But they're not all like that. No, I don't think so. Yeah, plenty of good girls. That's what I, like, I think it depends where you look. Like in the city, it might not be the best idea to look in the city. Where did you see the girls in the swimsuits?
Starting point is 00:22:15 It's been so many different times. Like, yeah. It's got to twinkle it. I was wondering if he was like running Miami or something. You've been all over the country. I was there for five hours one time. Miami? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Yeah, you get an education there. You know what I went there for like the, I was down at Danny's place and someone that worked with Jake Paul there, like someone on the Deodorant Company, company, they said something about coming to a fight and I was like, I didn't even know what was going on. And I was like, that would be fun. I've never been to anything like that. So we went there, got on the floor. I got to see the fight.
Starting point is 00:22:50 It was crazy. Who was fighting? Anthony Joshua. Oh, you went to the Jake Paul Anthony Joshua fight? On the floor? On the floor. We were sitting up in the stands. I was asked one of the guys that brought me in here.
Starting point is 00:23:03 I was like, is there any way I can go down on the floor? And it was like, we'll look if we can find some workouts. I went down there and I was texting Hayton D. Because he was down there too. And it's like, yo, come over here. So I got to meet him and his sister. They were very, very nice. They're awesome.
Starting point is 00:23:20 For a guy that grew up with no phones, you might be the most connected person. I know. I don't know. You named up seven crazy people in that sentence. Really? That little story. Yeah, that's awesome. But like that, for you, they're just normal people, which is cool.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Yeah. I think everyone's like a person and... They are. Yeah. Yeah, the more people that you meet, the more you realize. Yeah. I don't know. You skateboard pretty good.
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Starting point is 00:26:49 this week's podcast most he's like iffy sometimes I'm a walking meme no he's just moving different yeah you saw him drop in you saw him drop in like that most of those guys you just mentioned they can't drop in
Starting point is 00:27:01 and yeah you're your three drop-ins ahead of most dang yeah and I wiped out every time yeah that's all right you can try a little side note, congrats Ryan on getting your motion back. Yeah, I'm back. People were saying in the last video that you had it, so I was stoked.
Starting point is 00:27:16 It's great. Yeah, people were pretty fired up on you, Ryan. Motion? Yeah, are you familiar with motion? Not really, no. I'd say you had motion. I've heard of it. It's like, if you've got connections, right? Yeah, it's like you got connections and like when you walk into a room, people are like, that guy. That guy's cool. That's the guy. That's cool. They want to talk with. Do you feel like people when you go out in public look at you differently? Like, do you feel like people are always looking, I don't know. It's like they've seen me before or is that I'm Amish. Like it doesn't like either way like they like look at me a little bit different. I should have clarified yeah like before you or you now we're kind of a lot of the world knows you like just when you were just growing up Amish like do you feel like people look at you differently in public?
Starting point is 00:27:57 I don't know. I was always like in our area so maybe maybe not but like when I went down to Mexico and I was like was I four or five because like one of my uncles like he had some was it spleen or something he had to go down there for doctoring. So I don't know. Like, I was really too young to, like, remember really anything. How did you get down there if you couldn't fly? I train. Take the Amtrak from, uh, Winona and can go all around. He said he had a bad spleen, too? Something like that.
Starting point is 00:28:22 He got like something, was it appendix or like spleen removed? On a train. Oh, yeah, appendix? That's wild. Why Mexico? Well, it's cheaper down there, too, and they can do stuff down there that they can't do in the U.S. So did you guys, when you're down in Mexico, what are you and your family doing? Like, are you guys joining a little bit, going to the beach?
Starting point is 00:28:38 Yeah, went through the beach. which just hung out at the hotel, went to the hospital. I don't know. It was like a week or so, I think, that we were down there. I mean, you take a train. You better stay a while. Oh, it was so much fun in the train. Like, I only remember some stuff.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Like, every time we went through the tunnel in the Rocky Mountains, I always went under the table at the dining. Dining kind of thing. Well, sometimes you've got to hold your breath. That's what I've been told, too. But I wasn't holding my breath. I just went underneath the day. As a long tunnel.
Starting point is 00:29:03 So, like, when you're a kid and you then go out and you say, stay in a hotel room, Are you kind of thinking like, dang, why don't we live this way? I don't know. That never came to my mind. It's just like, wow, this is crazy. And you had a TV to watch too. Would you watch the TV?
Starting point is 00:29:19 Yeah, we would. Like, you're not really supposed to, but I know my dad every time you, like, someplace, he turned on the TV. What would you watch? I don't even know. Ridiculousness. That would be a great show. Yeah. But I know, like, so when I had Lyme disease, when I was like, six, I'm like, at Lyme's disease, got so bad I couldn't walk anymore.
Starting point is 00:29:38 So my dad had to take me into the ER. He had to carry me. Get a driver, carry me in there. And then I think you turned on Amish Mafia. I think it's cool that you listen to that song because it really is a good song. It is a good song, yeah. And like, I hope if me and Afro-Man remake it, I hope it turns out good. Because I don't know.
Starting point is 00:29:55 I don't really know how to like rapper sing. You don't need to these days. What? So they brought you the ER and you took like probably some. I don't know what I took, but they gave me something that I went to sleep for a couple hours. They put like a thing over my mouth Oh, anesthesia. But then I woke up at like 2 o'clock, I think,
Starting point is 00:30:13 and then I was in the hospital for the next like two weeks. It was right on my knee. What? Yeah. Usually, so what the best thing to do is like when you have Lime disease is take to take out and put some like herbal, we call it T36. It's from Alaluca. But take it out and put that stuff.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Like it takes away to like disinfect it. Really? So port right there. Yeah. And I didn't do that. I think I was watching myself and took it off one time because mom told us, don't take them off, come to me, then I'll take it off for you.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Makes sense. But I didn't do that, and then like five months later, I could barely walk anymore. And how old are you? 12? I was six at the time. Oh, six? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:52 When you guys get sick like that, are you taking nutrition or do they, I'm assuming they don't give you like Tylenol or aspirin or things like that, right? So like what kind of like health protocol do you take? I like my mom makes this I'm not I'm not quite sure what it is but it's tea honey garlic like stuff like that and they give it to you
Starting point is 00:31:13 everything natural natural herbs big old glass of milk oh yeah I bet you guys's milk is so good oh dude the raw milk is the best thing dude you know what the funny thing is I didn't not know what raw milk was until after I got a phone
Starting point is 00:31:26 other types of milk you came here and you're like what the heck's one with this no I always we always call it store milk and the milk oh yeah yeah but then I get a phone and like Six months later, these guys are talking about raw milk. Raw milk's way to go. I was like, what's raw milk? That is milk to you.
Starting point is 00:31:41 It's just milk. And then they're like, oh, yeah, like that stuff is raw milk. I was like, they did not know. Because sometimes you have a glass down at the barn, just milk a little bit of warm milk into the glass and drink it. That's really good. You like warm milk? Right out the utter. Straight out of the cow, yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:57 That's amazing. Yeah, because then you see almond milk and you're like, how the hell they milk in those things. Yeah. They have almond milk? Yeah. Oat milk and soy milk and almond milk. I don't really mention out that. What are these udders coming from?
Starting point is 00:32:10 Have you had almond milk before? I don't think I have, no. Jack, can you go to the store and grab some almond milk? You actually want me to? Or yeah, or someone, or called Dalton, then have him grab some? Yeah. Where's Dalton doing?
Starting point is 00:32:21 I'm curious, because if you're, I mean, you're used to obviously just straight out the udder. Yeah. Curious what you think of almond milk. So, okay, so you get a phone. What does that look like? How do you go out and get a phone? My first phone I had a buddy gets.
Starting point is 00:32:33 So you had to sneak it? it like down by the river? Kind of a little bit. Did you keep it at home or? Yeah, I had it at home. At the beginning when I had like my parents, it took it away from me. Which that's a universal thing.
Starting point is 00:32:45 That happens to everybody. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. My mom took my phone all the time, but I deserved it. I was being bad. Oh, man. We just got spanky spoon.
Starting point is 00:32:52 We were bad. Really? Yeah. A spoon? Wooden spoon. Leather strap. What's something you did to be bad? You remember one?
Starting point is 00:32:59 Like, mout them back to mom with one of them, I think. That'll get you. You ever got soap in the mouth? You ever get that? Oh, soap in the mouth. You guys have? No, you don't want to, but when you're bad, my dad's sitting back there laughing, thinking about it. He's like, can we still run that?
Starting point is 00:33:17 You put soap in his mouth? Really? I want to try some. Okay, we'll get some soap. Hey, Jack, grab some soap, too. Just take a bite. I had a bite of crayon. A couple guys on the team have been eating grands.
Starting point is 00:33:31 I got to try it or what? No, like, we're at the gas station, so we got to try it or what? Dr. Pepper and I saw some crayons. It looked good. Yeah. Yeah, they do make those things look way to appetizing. They do, yeah. It's actually a problem. By braided here told me, like, the blue ones taste like circles.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Really? Yeah. Like circles. You know, that was my next question. So how do you know these fellows back here? So Keegan right here, I met him at like a birthday event thing. And then we've been buddies ever since. So this was like seven months ago, I think.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Really? I've known him. And he like, if I need to go somewhere, he, like picks me up, takes me places. Rolls coal on all the local Teslas. No, that's not mine. That's your other buddy. His buddy rolled coal on Ken when they were rolling into town,
Starting point is 00:34:16 not even knowing that it was Ken. Oh, no, they did know. They showed up, drove by Ken in his cyber truck, and just dumped a load of coal on them. Windows fully down, just enjoying the weather. That's funny. That's funny. Dude, I didn't even see the girl outfit.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Oh, I changed. That's what he identifies. Okay. Dang. Really? Yeah. Wow. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Do that. Like, no offense, don't. Too much attention to it, but it's his choice. Okay. So you get a phone. Yeah? You're sneaking it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Do you download Instagram? Do you download YouTube? Like, what's like the first things you do when you get this phone? How do you hear about it? The phones? Well, no, like the apps. Like what to get? Well, I've seen like, like, sometimes English people that are like,
Starting point is 00:35:03 Amish, like, showed us things on... They kind of corrupted you. One thing, if you're ever on the group of Amish kids, pull out your phone, and all of a sudden, you'll be surrounded by him. Because that's what I used to do to my cousin. Like, he's completely like English, because... So his parents found out they were having him, so they, like, left Amish. Really?
Starting point is 00:35:21 So he's, like, completely English. And he's my double cousin. Have you ever heard of that? No, what's that mean? I mean, basically siblings marrying each other. But it's not like that. It's like two families and Chris Crossed Apple's... us, marry into each other.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Brother and sister from this family and brother and sister from that friend. Interesting. Wow. It's not like the incest stuff. We don't do that stuff. So you download YouTube. How do you come across, C-Boys? It just popped up.
Starting point is 00:35:48 And you were like, yeah, I look like this. Like the cars. Like, I don't know, for some reason, like cars, tractors, semis. Like, those always, like, fascinated me. Because at school, we used to get those catalogs where they sell, like, large equipment, trucks and stuff like that. bring that to school and then draw a semi at school or a kind of one thing we were not a lot to do at school is like drive uh draw people for some reason like just one time i was kind of mad at my teacher so
Starting point is 00:36:14 like drew drew like a person on a boat i don't know how but teacher found out somehow and then she got mad at me then told me to erase it like why why to be honest i'm not exactly sure but i think it's like so it doesn't like lead to like all of a sudden you like drawing like weird stuff, I think. It's almost like forbidden to draw it. Did you just draw your teacher really fat and that's why she was a bad? No, it was a dude on the boat. And then she told me to erase it, but I was like, man, I don't want to erase this. I did pretty good on this dude right here.
Starting point is 00:36:45 So I like went over it a couple times before I erased it. So it was still there when I erased it. So like phones aside, are there photos? Is there any photography? Is there any illustrations that exist of like elders or any photos? I know my parents, they have to like some print of pictures. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Of them. I think, I don't know, like, who took them and stuff. Like, there are some of those. I know my parents, like, keep them locked up in the same. Yeah, it's, yeah. I mean, I, yeah, I know Amish people don't like to be photographed or necessarily approve of it, but it is cool to have a photo of yourself. Yeah, it is, it is pretty neat to have, like, because sometimes, like, I, like, when
Starting point is 00:37:24 I was younger, there were people taking pictures of me, then I got to see how I looked when I was younger. Do you guys not have mirrors? Oh, we have mirrors? But, like, when you're younger. you don't remember how you look. Oh. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:37:34 So. Now you got a whole vlogs. Right. You're having a whole vlogs around here. But imagine you on my, let's say I go like, like, uh, like I join the church and like don't do this and stuff anymore. Imagine what my kids will think. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Well, they won't see it. We always say the same thing too. I mean your kids won't see it until they're old enough, like do on Rim Springer. Yeah, unless someone will show them. They're like, dad, what were you doing? Oh, so do you feel like that's going to be tough then to like hold a, like a standard in the family of like following the rules? To be honest, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Like, I definitely have gotten to my outlooks because I do it here and there. But like all I care about is if I have fun and like we'll worry about that stuff later. Yeah. Man, you're living the most of your Rumspringer, that's for sure. And do your, the rest of your friends that are on Rumspringer, do they want to join you on all these things that you're doing? Yeah, I've invited them a couple times to come. And do they come? Yep.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Nice. I wish they would have came today. You said they were going to come, but. One of my buddies, the one that watched you a lot, I told him, hey, if I ever come up here, I want to bring you with. I know you like watching them. And then he was like, man, that would be a lot of fun. So then I called him. Apparently he's joining the church.
Starting point is 00:38:48 And then he had something else going on this weekend. Like he had to help somewhere. So then I called my other Amish buddy. He had the same thing. Really? Yep. So they're kind of dropping. Your Amish buddies are all.
Starting point is 00:39:01 exiting rum springer no the other amish buddy that I call he he's not like he's kind of wild too oh really the kid that went with me skydiving oh what do your parents think about all this I don't they don't really like it
Starting point is 00:39:15 they don't like that you're on this podcast probably talking right now they just don't like the idea of like me doing all this stuff yeah like the crazy stuff or more so just like the video and being out in the world you know well yeah there's one thing to go out there and then there's another thing to do what you're
Starting point is 00:39:31 doing. I'm not saying it's any worse. It's just you're really putting yourself out there. No, like, I don't think I can realize how big I'm doing. Yeah, you're pretty big, man. There's no doubt about that. I'm not fat, though. I'm trying to gain weight, though. No, not that way. How much? How much? Are you a buck 30
Starting point is 00:39:47 wet? Pretty much, yeah. I'm like 1.30. I wish I was like 1.45. That brings up a good question, though. How'd you get so good at social media? Like, dude, you put it on on Theo and then disappeared again, but like, you're pretty dang good at it. To be honest, I don't even know. You don't even care.
Starting point is 00:40:03 You're just doing it. Natural. Yeah, you're a natural. Some people got it. I don't know. Like, I think, I've been told I'm a fast learner when it comes to doing things because I'd see what other people are doing, like, try to mimic exactly what they're doing. Yeah, that's the easiest way to figure things out.
Starting point is 00:40:17 I was trying to watch Mike over here, trying to watch how he does it. But you did pretty good. I know you fell, but you did pretty good. Yeah, you did. Okay. I don't know. I didn't make it, so. Dude, we need to get you a pair of DCs.
Starting point is 00:40:29 What's that? That might have been his actual issue. Yeah. What are you rocking for footwear here? They're like obos, like hiking shoes. Are you able to accept gifts? Yeah. We should get them a pair of brunts.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Oh, that'd be awesome. Oh, yeah. Love a pair of bruntz. Bruns send me a pair of boots. Oh, there you are ahead of us. So you are able to accept gifts? Yeah. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:40:50 So I remember like sometimes there's an English, one of my dad's buddies, it was like, he came around Christmas and he gave us like some stuff like candy, all kinds of good stuff. that was always like a happy time well we might have a gift for you later today so my kind can't can't tell you but I just had to double check make sure that you can accept gifts
Starting point is 00:41:10 oh yeah you were very excited when I told you that we were giving you a gift I was yeah and most people are excited maybe I'm just tainted by a couple of my friends reactions to receiving gifts just two of them but you know a lot of people are most people are excited when they get gifts but dude how's that truck treating you
Starting point is 00:41:27 good cheeto truck yeah Yeah. What do you think of that? You would have rather had Munchies, though? Yeah, I like Munchies rap. Yeah, they're pretty good. He sees Evans' Cheeto dirt bike, and he goes, that guy just loves Cheetos, huh? I go, oh, he loves him.
Starting point is 00:41:42 I go, and then he goes, more of a Munchies guy. Yeah. Which has Cheetos in it. Oh, yeah. Just a little. Yeah. I like a little bit of it. What's like the most eye-opening thing that you have experienced as far as just like you saw it?
Starting point is 00:41:58 Couldn't believe it. And you were like, this is messed up. Like something that you saw and you were like, yeah, I'm ready to go back. I don't know if I want to say it. Hey, should I say it? Yeah, I think you got to. You don't have to. Like, like, L-TQ.
Starting point is 00:42:12 I was like the surprising part, I'd say. Like, very, very surprising to me. Ken? Can we say that? Look at me. Look at Spenny. Oh, wait, sorry. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:42:21 It's okay. He's used to it. Well, like, it's definitely like what all, like, what some people do, like, almost wearing no clothes sometimes, like. In public. I've never seen my mom wear anything else other than a dress. So what do they do when they go, they can't go swimming then, huh? Like the girls, they rarely ever go swimming.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Well, like, I got swim chunks now. Me and my buddy's got swim chunks. There you go. Go down in the nice little hole in this creek that we go into and swim there. Dude, I will say this about the Amish clothes. Yeah. Oh, it's so free. Like, it's so, like, it's just like loose and it breathes.
Starting point is 00:42:55 And you're covered up from the sun so you don't get sunburn. It's actually, it's really dark. You guys know what you're doing. There's no doubt about that. What was the name? So, yeah, can you explain this to me? Those are like weird looking pants. I've never seen pants.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Dress pants? I think there's like steampunk pants. Oh, yeah. I think we're just doing our best. This is the best Amazon had to offer. Okay, because I've never seen pants like that. You button it right? Yeah, I don't know if you've buttoned it right.
Starting point is 00:43:21 What do you think of the fit? It looks good, I think. Yeah. Like, it looks more like old order. Like, old order actually like more modern than. sports and trooper. Yeah, you knew your stuff because this was a Mennonite hat.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Yeah. No, like, that's one thing. Like, when I see a certain type of Amish, I can, like, there's so many different communities, so many different rules, it's, it's impossible to keep even track of them. But, like, like, to close, you can pretty much always, like,
Starting point is 00:43:45 yep, that's either Mennonite or, I mean, that does almost look like a new order Amish hat, but, I mean, it could be Mennonite. All right, here we go. We got milk. All right. Omen and oat. Dude.
Starting point is 00:43:58 So, we're going to do it. little milk test here. Timmy was telling us that one of the biggest eye-opening things once he started seeing what the civilization was doing out here was the milk that we were drinking. And so we asked
Starting point is 00:44:13 if you drank silk, almond milk, and then we got oak milk. First time? Oak milk. What? What is that? You're about to find out. Are you guys okay? 50% more calcium than dairy milk. I don't drink that stuff.
Starting point is 00:44:29 I actually like almond milk. Everyone's going to call me a pussy, but... Okay, it's good. But that's maybe why... Yeah, shake it up, Ben. Make sure you shake it up, you know. Some people have to drink that because they're lactose intolerant. Some people.
Starting point is 00:44:40 You're not? I am. Ken's supposed to drink it, but he does it. So instead he goes to the bathroom. He can't tolerate it. Do you think it's normal for a guy to have to go to the bathroom three times a day? You have to go to the bathroom three times a day? Number two.
Starting point is 00:44:53 My mom always told me it's a good thing. Like, if you go once a day, but you save toilet paper if you skip a day. Three, my two. Evan and Ken could never save toilet paper. Two a day minimum. Two rolls? No. I think he's just looking for an excuse to get out of work.
Starting point is 00:45:12 He just scurries off to the bathroom. Does he build houses too or? No. Thank God he doesn't build houses. All right, buddy. This is almond milk. Almond milk. And don't ask how they get milk out of almonds.
Starting point is 00:45:25 It smells a little bit like almond, too. I think is it usually sweeter? It tastes like cereal milk Yeah, right? Pretty good It's like It's like sweet It's just chuck it all
Starting point is 00:45:35 Yeah Just enjoy it Take it in Take it and enjoy it Just see you know Switched around It's a thirsty guy Down the hatch
Starting point is 00:45:42 Tastes like cereal milk Yeah like I like raw milk better Okay I have more of a raw milk Oh we got another one Yeah yeah we got oat milk This one's just right off Okay what's this
Starting point is 00:45:50 Cereal milk It's gonna taste It's gonna taste similar To cereal milk You can use both of these In cereal Yeah Oh man I don't know
Starting point is 00:45:57 That sounds like a rest of P4 disaster. Oh. And diabetes. That's true. That's bad, yeah. That's bad. Oat milk is not good.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Yeah. Tastes. Yeah. That would make sense. It tastes like, yeah, it just tastes like oats but it's milk. Let me get a taste of this. I really, I've never had oat milk.
Starting point is 00:46:19 You want to taste? Yeah. All right. See what Mike thinks here. Oh, it tastes like peanut butter. Kind of. I don't know if it's, maybe. It's got like a peanut buttery taste.
Starting point is 00:46:28 It tastes like oats, I think. So are you eating cereal when you're in the community? Yeah, we have cereal. You guys can eat like Lucky Charms if you wanted. Oh, Lucky, I used to love Lucky Charms. Really? So you guys can eat stuff like that. Yeah, we have stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Like my mom goes through like Walmart and all these like once every two months. Once every two months. Yeah. So she's loading up. Sometimes it's almost two shopping carts, but most times it's just one. But dude, that would be so much fun going to the grocery store. Yeah. It was like a treat.
Starting point is 00:46:56 You could look at all the toys. What about the mall? I always see people at West Acres Mall. Oh, like, I was... The first mall I was at was, like, nine months ago, I think. Something like that. Going to your first mall? Yep, going to my first mall.
Starting point is 00:47:09 What do you think about the hodorites? To be honest, I don't really know much about the hudorites. That's our local. They're hudderites? Yeah. Yeah, so I've been there a handful of times, and it is interesting because they do use electricity. Okay. And, like, they...
Starting point is 00:47:24 So they'll use their money that they make building buildings and stuff and selling meat and cheese, and I saw they have this insane facility to milk cows, like state of the art, which I just couldn't believe. And they, I don't know how that works. Do they pool their money? Because I heard they might pool their money. I think so. I think they do, right?
Starting point is 00:47:42 Yeah, they do. So. You know, these insane, like, the concrete buildings they build, they use some pretty crazy equipment to do so. Yeah, the reason I ask about them is on this pod before we had my grandpa Ron on. And he used to, like, work with the hudderoy. and like sell them clothes, I think. And or sell them material to build clothes.
Starting point is 00:48:05 And he said that when he was there, they had like this huge feast for him where they all came together and they, you know, all the wives made food and kind of did like a buffet style feast. And then they had wine. Yeah, he said he got pretty toasted off the wine. Pretty strong, apparently. Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
Starting point is 00:48:25 But he said it was like the best food he's ever had. Oh yeah, like homemade food, like made by my mom, grandma, like nothing be set. Another thing when I was younger, like going to McDonald's, that was like a big, big treat. But now I've been there a couple times. I don't really like it. Pretty crappy food, yeah. It's not good for you. Especially if you're going from eating like real food, like what you're used to.
Starting point is 00:48:48 To that. You're like, it's not very good. What was, what's that dish with like milk and the bread and the meat on top? Oh, don't put bread in there. No. Oh, yeah. You don't like it with bread. No bread.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Like I know some people, like some Amish do that, like put the bread in there. What's it called? Coffee soup. Coffee soup. Yeah. My mom. It's coffee? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:07 It's kind of like that, but it doesn't really have a coffee taste to it. It's like something you get from Starbucks, I think. I don't know. I watched an Amish girl on TikTok make it. I don't know how that works. But she just sprinkled a little bit of instant coffee, like the smallest amount. Just like a teaspoon to like a cord. In the warm milk.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Yep. Because you have to have to milk warm. And then a slap of meat in there. That's for like later. So you prepare the milk, you put sugar, instant coffee in there. And then after that, you put it on the table. And then you have a separate pot with meat in there. And then you pour the milk or the coffee soup into a like a plate or a bowl.
Starting point is 00:49:45 And then you crunch up crackers in there until that the crackers all soggy. And it soaks up most of the milk. Then you put meat on top. CJ's liking it. Sounds good. I would love it. Ever since I saw it, I wanted to try it. No, dude, do you know that that's actually.
Starting point is 00:49:58 my first cousin that you're talking about. Really? Really? Yeah. Wow. So she's on TikTok too? She's ex-aumish, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Ex-a-social media family. Yeah, so, but she, like, where's, or her. Yeah, she was still a dress. Yeah. It runs in the blood. Runs in the blood. I know. And then.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Naturals. I'm like, my mom's cousin, he's also got, like, 200,000 or so on TikTok. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. He's ex-a-sumish, too. So I don't know how it works. Man.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Some people are just natural. Yeah. I don't know how it works. we never really talk to each other about social media ever right runs in the blood
Starting point is 00:50:30 so you see each other since like yeah I was I visited her like earlier you still stay in contact huh yep and they're not it's not like a we can't talk to you because you're ex obviously oh no I don't look at that way
Starting point is 00:50:44 that's cool yeah so like if you at the end of Rum Springer decide I'm gonna go out here and try doing something new yeah are you gonna be able to talk to your family still My parents will let me. That's another thing where it varies in the parents. Like my dad's side, they're way better now, actually, but they're still a little bit iffy about their kids coming home that have left Amish.
Starting point is 00:51:05 So, but like on my mom's side, they were like that too in the beginning, but then they came around to. And now we have like family reunions. Like all the family comes down to their place for like Christmas or Thanksgiving. It varies a lot on the family. Like, that's a big part. What do you think would we be able to come to the colony and would we be able to film a video there? or would that be a no go? Like, no, my parents don't like, like, that filming stuff.
Starting point is 00:51:29 No outside, no, no filming, but we could go there and just check it out sometime. Maybe. I'd have to talk to my parents. Yeah, that's okay, then. And can you explain to me, like, kind of map out what your community looks like? Like, are all the houses the same? Like, how close are you to your neighbors? How big of, like, a parcel is, like, the community?
Starting point is 00:51:52 Is there, like, a gathering ground? that everyone eats at. No, well, I've noticed that a lot of people think, like, the damage communities are, like, this one big block. Now, some are, but, like, most of them are just scattered among, like, regular people. Oh. So, yeah, like, our closest neighbors are, like, English. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:52:11 So, and then a couple miles down the road, there's... Interesting. My uncle lives there, and... So that is different, because, like, the Hutter-Eat colony is. It is a colony. It's all on basically one plot of land. Oh, wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Yeah, like, most of the house is two. most of them are like pretty much the same black roves white siding and the inside looks roughly the same too okay that makes a lot more sense that you would take buggies to school yeah that it's not like a community yeah because most times we actually walk to school because it was just across the field oh yeah and my dad actually grew up across the field and you would walk across the field uphill both ways sometimes it was cold like my one one ear was free not to cover up like this hold onto your hat, like going to school. Yeah, do you have winter versions
Starting point is 00:52:56 of these hats? Do you have... There's wool hats. Okay. But I don't know. I like wearing stocking caps when it's really cold. Yeah, same. Yeah, like wool hats, but most times I just wore a straw hat. Either that or put like a stocking cap on top of your hat. Like, that's kind of more allowed than or it used to be, but now, like, a lot of homage,
Starting point is 00:53:12 they just wear stocking caps in the winter. But I used to be like a thing, like, just put the stocking caps on top of your hat. That was allowed. They were getting too sick. You gotta wear a hat to stay It's warm so you don't get sick Yeah, I don't know I mean how would that help
Starting point is 00:53:26 Oh you just Contain your heat Well I agree it's a myth I think that's a myth Yeah I think that's a myth Yeah I don't think so I've got my ears really cold a couple times And I never got sick
Starting point is 00:53:37 Oh really? Yeah He's tougher than the cold I don't like the cold But if the cold comes for me I'm ready for it I've won every time so far So far so good
Starting point is 00:53:48 You ever done for those ice plunges When you'd get in the cold water, like a frozen lake? No. It's a good thing you came this time because we would probably be running one otherwise after this. I mean, that might be what it's like if we go out on the water. Have you ever been on a boat? I have, yeah. Have you ever surfed?
Starting point is 00:54:04 Nope. I bet you'd be good at surfing. I bet you would be good at surfing. You'll figure that out real quick. Yeah. Because Keegan here, he told me to like snowboarding. Oh, nice. I did decent for like the first time.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Yeah, I'd say you got the coordination for it. But the water will be cold. Oh, boy. I mean, it's got to toughen up, I guess. Yeah. It's a good point. So out of all the people that you've met, not including us. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:28 You know, obviously we just met. This is the first time. We haven't really done much. But who do you think was your favorite to hang out with? That's a hard one. Because you've hung out with a lot of cool people. Or one that just really stood out to you. I'm thinking Danny Duncan.
Starting point is 00:54:42 I kind of figured that. Because I got to chambacar. I've always, always, always wanted to chump a car. Can we chump a car today? Yes. Yes. Of course. I absolutely can.
Starting point is 00:54:51 That was so much fun doing that because like, so sometimes the neighbors would pick us out from school to babysit us. Like they're in English and stuff and they put it in the house, turned on the TV. Duke's a Fassert. Oh, we just sit there until our parents, like, came home. That's funny. So like the English people that are neighbors, they're just helping out the family. So they come pick you up in a car, bring you to the house, just set you down in front of the TV. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:15 It was like a, that was like a big treat. Yeah. And them come pick you up. You're like, you get into a car. You're a high roller. Have you ever been in a drift car before? No. Mike's like, well, you're not going to either because mine doesn't run.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Wait, who was the... Wait, who, I'm giving you a ride mine. I just got to bolt my passenger seat down. Oh, okay. Oh. Wait, who ran the hooligan in the tree again. Oh. That's the hooligan who ran the hooligan. Is that how you call it?
Starting point is 00:55:42 Hoonigan. What? Well, it's a, it's a hoonicorn, but hoonigan is what's on the... Hoonigan. We don't need to talk about it. that yeah you know blacked out dude there's a there's a song that they play at weddings that goes like that to the left to the left yeah yeah blacked out i should have done that yeah to the right yeah that actually you were going to the right you were doing actually yeah well you ever just done
Starting point is 00:56:06 something and just blacked out and just it just didn't go well for you you're trying really hard to make something happen and then it goes all wrong yeah when i wrote the buggy it's kind of like that. Yeah. Yeah, you rolled a buggy. I mean, yeah, yeah, you know how it goes. You just black out. The fact that it just happens. You roll the buggy is quite crazy. Yeah. I'm sure you're not the only one to do it, but it's not a super high speed rig. No, like, I mean, you can if you, like, drift the drunk wind. The wheels catch. You can do that. That doesn't surprise me, because I don't trust horses. And then, like, people are always like, no, no, the horses are just fine. You just have to know how to like like handle them and I'm like dude what happens if they get spooked what happens
Starting point is 00:56:50 if the horse blacks out boom next thing you know it rolls your buggy like it happens like horses are it varies on the horrors and I think like it varies on how much trust they have in you too it's like I'm the same way sometimes like some days when I like man I wish I wasn't dealing with them other days I'm like man this great it's like a pet do you ever ride the horses the buggy we rarely did why why is that I don't know like I know some other Amish kids did more. Seems like that's almost a little bit faster, like on and off. You don't have to, not as much to bring around with you.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Yeah. But we have a horse right now. I want to train that thing to ride it. I'd be cool. I kind of want to do it because, uh, see if it bucks. You're a wild man. I don't know. I mean, I like doing fun stuff.
Starting point is 00:57:33 You ever rode a bowl? I have, actually, yeah. I am not surprised. Of course he has. Down at Dale Brisby's place. Oh, okay. How did it go? Oh, that was a lot.
Starting point is 00:57:41 I forgot about that trip for some reason. That was a lot of fun, too. Another guy. Yeah. He is a legend. That was a lot of fun to do. I kind of want to get on another one that bucks a little bit more. Oh.
Starting point is 00:57:51 But I feel like just like the skateboard once you're actually there and ready to do it, it's a little bit scary. Dude, Ryan wrote a bull and he, uh, the guy before him got knocked out by the bull. Cold. Cold. And they had to like, you know, broke his collarbone or something. Yeah, broke his collarbone too. Halt all operations until this dude wakes up. He's laying in the middle.
Starting point is 00:58:13 And, uh, the guy getting. Ryan Reddy was like, all right, you ready? I was like, no. The ambulance hadn't even shown up yet for the other guy. They just dragged them out of the ring and let them down next to the fence. And the whole time, the whole time they do that, you know, they're putting the strap on these bowls and putting it around their balls. They just do it around the balls.
Starting point is 00:58:33 I don't think it's just they're like growing area. Oh, whatever. You know, it's getting them. I don't know much about rodeo, though. They were wrapped up. Well, I'll teach you about skateboarding. Ken will teach you about. Rodeo.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Okay. Ken, you know a lot about rodeo? Not enough. Not enough to teach anything. But he loves. These guys, I was at the rodeo with my buddy Tanner. They wanted me to pull some ropes or bowls. Do you know what that is? No idea.
Starting point is 00:59:01 That's basically when you're on top of a bowl and that thing that they grab on. Oh, yeah. They go like this and then you pull it really tight. Oh, then they release it. Just let it buck. Yeah. And then they grab the rope. and then they wrap it around their hand and then hold on to it.
Starting point is 00:59:16 They go, whsh. Dude, isn't that insane? It is. Yeah. It's crazy, bro. That is the craziest thing that I think any human can do.
Starting point is 00:59:24 It is definitely. Like, what's crazier than hopping on one of those bowls? Right and bare right. Have you ever seen that? All right. Well, that might be crazier. Our buddy Blaine does it.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Yes. Crazy. That is crazy. It looks like, it looks so easy, too. But it isn't. The way they do it. Sure,
Starting point is 00:59:42 it's one of those ones. once you get there, then it's harder. Yeah, because I've seen people do it that are like first or second time. It looks like they're not in the rhythm. They're not doing it right, but it's just way harder to do. Dude, I knew a guy that rode a, uh, an elk. An elk?
Starting point is 01:00:00 Yeah. Oh, man. Like a pet elk or just hopped on them? Oh, like a wild elk. Snuck up on them. I was not the guy that got arrested? Should have. Or like he got fines or something?
Starting point is 01:00:11 I don't know. No, not this. name. Not this guy. And then I also know a guy that roped a grizzly bear. Oh my goodness. That is crazy. How does one do that? Dude, big balls. Indeed.
Starting point is 01:00:25 You know what I saw one time? So I saw this video. I thought it was really funny. Like, Black Bear comes up to this guy's tree stand and he starts climbing up to it and all of a sudden this guy sprays this bear with bear spring. Oh, yeah. Bear just bolts down the tree. Goals running and goes right into another
Starting point is 01:00:41 tree. You ran head first. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. See, now that is what we call blacking out. Yeah, he must have blacked out. That bear blacked out. He ran into a tree. I know how it feels.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Have you guys seen the video? I don't know if it's like a game warden that captured a bear and went out into the wild to release it. And then he releases it and it runs out like 10 yards, stops, turns around, and then runs back right back at him. Yeah, I've seen that. Brian, can you pop it up? Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Oh, shit. Oh, my. Oh, shit. The driver was a good getaway. The driver was clutch. Oh, he was almost. Holy crap. They weren't planned on that.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Yeah, he would have been cooked. That thing was mad. Do you guys hunt? Yeah, like deer and stuff. Yeah. Nice. Man. Yeah, that was a little bad.
Starting point is 01:01:37 What do you got? Do you use like muzzleloaders or normal guns or archery? Some do. bow hunting, muscle loader, and also shotgun. Nice. Do you have to get like the same kind of licenses or is there some kind of like exemptions that you don't, like you can just hunt whatever? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:01:53 You can't hunt whatever. That's called doing illegal things. Poaching. Poaching is that way? I don't even know. When you shoot a deer or whatever out of season. So do you get, like would you get shunned? Like say you do some illegal poaching and you get in trouble with the local DNR.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Do you get shunned for that? No. Within the community? No. No. So, okay, so it's just the community's rules that you get shunned for. Yeah. So it's not actual, like, breaking the law.
Starting point is 01:02:21 No, usually if you're breaking law, it's usually like the cops problem or something. Right. It's not the communities. No. Do you have any buddies that have ever went to jail? Amish buddies. There's one guy. I don't know if he ever went to jail, but I know he got a minor.
Starting point is 01:02:34 That'll get you. So is there a drinking age? No, it's like we have to follow the same rules. In the community, you have to wait until you're 21 to drink. You're supposed to. Yeah. But you can. I feel like everyone in here's guilty of illegal. Yeah. Oh, 100%.
Starting point is 01:02:48 Ben's extra guilty. Not me. Not you? I got a minor. Oh, dang. I heard it's a really good idea to, like, drive while you're drunk. I want a free ride to jail. You heard wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Can you get a DUI in a buggy? I think you can. I'm not quite sure if you can or not.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Like, because my buddy, he was on his, he was on the bucky when he got a minor, but I'm not exactly sure. And so what exactly happened there? Did the cops pull the buggy over and he was drunk in the buggy, but he wasn't the operator? No, like he, I think he was like on the buggy, but he ran for the cornfield, but somewhat a cop knew his name because they had an alter.
Starting point is 01:03:31 They had like something going on, like back and forth, like a weekend before or something. Oh, this guy was like previous offender. It must be a slow night if the cops pulling over a buggy. Yeah, for real. Yeah. Was it swerving? Like that seems like it'd be like the horse's problem.
Starting point is 01:03:44 I think it was just loud music. Loud music? Out of the buggy? Yeah. That's not illegal. I don't know. I don't know. The cop must have been either someone reported him or like here and there you have people that even
Starting point is 01:03:56 Amish sometimes like some office report like others. But at the end of the day it does just depend on the cop because the cop didn't give him a DUI. He just gave him a minor. A minor. Oh, was he the operator? Like have you ever heard of somebody getting a DUI in a buggy? Well, he was driving, though.
Starting point is 01:04:12 Oh. He was driving, though. So maybe not then. Yeah. But I've been, I heard one cop say the hardest thing to catch is a drunk Amish dude in a buggy. Why? Just because they'll go anywhere? They'll just go anywhere with bugs.
Starting point is 01:04:26 Yeah, they'll just swerve off into the cornfield. Yeah. Cornfield, wood. You can turn really quickly. You can't really pit maneuver them. I mean, I'm sure you could, I guess, but. Yeah. Usually there's no lights.
Starting point is 01:04:37 There's some. Yeah. But over in Indiana and Ohio. and Pennsylvania thing, like, dude, the Indiana Amish, they got lison plates. Yeah, really? Yeah, so now you can get your buggy like impulsed. They're hitting them on those registration. Got it renew my tabs.
Starting point is 01:04:52 Yeah. I don't know, like our buggies are pretty much the same way they were like 30 years ago. Yeah. Makes sense, I guess. Like if, you know, an Amish guy goes rogue and drives his buggy through somebody's flower garden. And it's like, well, who was it? Well, it was a black buggy. We need a little more description than that, sir.
Starting point is 01:05:14 Playing loud music. Yeah. How many horses? One. One. And so, like, if you're, like, high rolling in a buggy, do you then have two horses? Like, you can put two horses in one buggy that you need a different, like, shaft for that. But, like, two-seaters, a lot of two-seaters that have, like, one seat here and then one seat in the back.
Starting point is 01:05:34 Like, a lot of those times two horses, but you can also do that with one horse. Like, have you ever seen, like, a limo buggy where it's got, like, multiple rows? I like where you're going here. Because that would be sick. That would be sick. We got the three-row sedan. We got the three-row sedan. Or we go four-rose. Have they never made that?
Starting point is 01:05:53 Like, what is the... No, what you could do, get, like, a... Probably need big horses, though. Oh, Clydesdales? Yeah, like Clydesdales. You need harnesses, and then you need, like, a special... Like, a stagecoats thing. Hmm.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Like, you pretty much have the front end of a stage coach probably hooked up to your little more. That's what I'm, that's what I would be guessing you would do. So, like, what do families do that have, like, 10 kids? Well, some, I, there's one family in our community that's 19. Oh, 15? 19 children. 19. And how many buggies do they have?
Starting point is 01:06:28 I don't know. They must have, like, that is crazy. Well, but, like, how many, how many people can fit in, like, a buggy? Like, you think that they would be, like, getting, like, a... Just get a bigger busy. A bigger buggy. Yeah, that's what they do. I mean, like, if you really pack a buggy, you can get four people, but if you, like, really, really pack it, you can get probably six.
Starting point is 01:06:47 That's really pushing it. But there's usually just one... Parties when you only got one horse and buggy. Or you can go on top. Like, you can sit on top of the buggy. So do they got a pretty big house then to house all these kids, or are they just piled on top of each other? Like a lot of them share bets. Like, what, little twin-sized beds?
Starting point is 01:07:04 Like, queen. Queen? I think so, yeah. And how old would the parents be? Because that's busy for a long time. I mean, I think there's a couple, it might be some twins. I'm not entirely sure. But like that's starting probably when you're like 20, 21,
Starting point is 01:07:19 go until later you're like maybe 40. What's the norm to start having? Well, I mean, it's only 19 years. A couple twins. A child a year. That's not even awesome. I mean, they have twins. Couple twins.
Starting point is 01:07:30 How old are the older people in the community? Like, is there some people that live till? You know, 90, 95. I'd imagine if they're eating natural and staying moving. Well, like, Domit's, like, we don't do any, like, exercise. Like, we don't stay active. You just work in, that's your exercise. Yep.
Starting point is 01:07:48 You guys don't lift weights? No. So, like, what happens when someone, like, passes? Like, what do you guys do for funerals and, like, burials and stuff like that? Like, we wait three days, and then there's, like, a big funeral. It's kind of, like, church, big funeral. Everyone shows up. It's been a while since I went to one, but.
Starting point is 01:08:04 That's good? Yeah. But if I remember, like, there's like a cloth here with like a bench and then the body just lays there and then you walk past the seat and then later they go into a coffin and then we have our own like. Cemetery? Cemetery, yeah. One of my older brothers actually in there too. In the cemetery? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:23 Like he was only alive for like seven months. Hmm. Sorry to hear that. No, not seven months. Sorry, seven hours. Seven hours. He was like born small or something. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:32 So that's sad. And I kind of took after him. How many siblings are you? I have, uh, human than two younger brothers. So it's small family. And how old are they? Uh, my brother's 14 and 8. So what do they think about you going on this? Uh, I don't know, actually. Like, you don't know? They don't really say too much about it. Okay. They don't ask questions when you get home? I mean, here and there, they do, but for the most part, no. Really? They're not like, what's going on in the outside world. Yeah, it's probably because I'm their brother.
Starting point is 01:09:01 You'd think that they would be curious. Yeah, I would think so too, but maybe they just know not to be. I mean, you know, there's, you guys know what you know and don't need to know anymore. And so maybe that's why they're not asking questions. Like, I never really questioned much on the outside. Like, to this day, I still don't know what questions I ask. Like, there's, I just want to like see it and experience it. And then maybe I'll have questions or if I'm doing it, I have questions. Like, women go on to the beach in their underwear.
Starting point is 01:09:28 Yeah. What's going on there? Yeah. Questions for you. Good question. Do you guys girlfriends go to, like, the beach in their underwear? No, mine's not allowed. Just kidding.
Starting point is 01:09:38 There you go. Yeah, I guess technically, yeah. You probably think so, yeah. Okay. I have nothing against it. It's just like something new. Oh, another thing is singing in the shower. Like, that was a big surprise for me too.
Starting point is 01:09:51 I'm at one of my English buddies house and all of a sudden I hear tunes from the shower. It's pretty fun. What? I was surprising too. Keegan does it too. Like I... Like, the fact of like singing is crazy? I don't...
Starting point is 01:10:04 He wasn't sing. It's just like... Oh, playing music. Okay, I got you. Bump in while you're... Like, a lot of the stuff that I see, it's, like, very surprising. Like, it doesn't bother me. And do you dance?
Starting point is 01:10:15 I don't really know how to dance, though. Do you want to learn? My fiance is a dance teacher. What dances do I know? Do you want to learn? She'll teach you. Is it ballet? Technically, yes.
Starting point is 01:10:26 Yes, it is. But that's not what she'll teach... Yeah. They'll teach you other moves. Yeah. I heard something about a two-step. What's that? The 2JZ?
Starting point is 01:10:34 Yeah, define two-step. In what contact? Did you hear it at a car meet or did you hear it at a wedding? That's a dance. That's a dance. It's a country dance. It's a funny old DJ. You know how that. I actually do not a two-step. Hey, there we go. Yeah, Spenny.
Starting point is 01:10:48 A little swing dance, two-step. What do you call him Spenny? His name is Spencer. He actually didn't like that name, but we just started calling, all started calling him that and now it is stuck forever. It doesn't really matter if you like it or not. What's my name? Timmy.
Starting point is 01:11:03 Well, you might end up with a different name by the end of the week. weekend. I'm excited to see it. CJ just acquired a new name. Yeah. Bobby. Bobby. Yeah. Big Bobby Latter. Big Bobby Latter. He, well, he owns a Buffalo farm. You do? 500 head.
Starting point is 01:11:19 Dang, that's pretty cool. Just kidding. That's my alter ego. You can't hunt you. I want to hunt your buffalo. Are they buffalo or are they bison? I was just kidding. But, you know, Bobby, he's more of a, I don't know. Big mint of his imagination.
Starting point is 01:11:34 but Bobby has 500 Buffalo What else does Bobby have? A lot of money Cool cowboy hat And he doesn't need to say much Yeah he doesn't say anything His actions speak louder than words Yeah that's a good thing
Starting point is 01:11:52 I'm ready to see Bobby Oh we'll be out Bobby might show up he's a lot of Is that Bobby? It is Friday night Gosh yeah dude I'm so excited for your birthday siege Yeah are you gonna come my birthday birthday party?
Starting point is 01:12:05 What's your birthday party? Today? You're having a birthday party? I mean, not much of a party, but we're maybe going to go get pizza and have a beer. You can have the pizza. You're not old enough for a beer, but... I'm not old enough for a lot of things. That's that.
Starting point is 01:12:17 You know what? If you want a beer, you can have them. I'll think about it. All right, yeah. Fair enough. Well, is there anything that you want to experience while you're here? Anything that goes up in there has wheels? Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:31 Dirt? We can make that happen. Jump a car. Jumpa. That's what I want to do. Yeah. Jump a car. All right. We will make that happen.
Starting point is 01:12:38 Let's do it. All right. Dude, I'm excited. Dude, I'm excited that you're here. Oh my goodness. It's been a long time coming. It's been a long time coming. I've been seeing some fans who're like, hey, you got to go through the C-Bron.
Starting point is 01:12:48 Yeah, we've gotten lots and lots of messages. Which is really crazy because I don't know. I don't feel like anything special. I'm just another guy. I mean, you are special. It's like a homecoming. You know, you just being a Minnesota boy and us as well. The only sad thing is we live like so.
Starting point is 01:13:03 far. Kind of the opposite side. Yeah. So maybe I need to move up here. Yeah, man. We'll get you a spot. Anytime you want. We got some land in the back.
Starting point is 01:13:11 You could throw up a barn. Oh, yeah. I mean, maybe could probably just build his own house. Probably could, yeah. He's just staying here for a couple of days. I'll just bring some wood, build my own place.
Starting point is 01:13:20 Have you seen the one guy on TikTok? I'm pretty sure he's Amish. But his whole stick is like doing things wrong. But he's like super jacked. So he'll be like up on the roof barefoot. And then he'll be like holding on to the roof with his,
Starting point is 01:13:33 Toes. Oh, he's not Amish? No, I've always wondered. I've seen those guys. Like, their actions is... Shooting his hand with nail gun? Yes. What?
Starting point is 01:13:41 Not Amish, I don't believe. No? He's just crazy. I've said he's shooting himself. No, he's like always pulling stuff and just shake and... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have seen it. He's shakes a lot. Can you pop him up?
Starting point is 01:13:50 Yeah. Just look up shaky construction guy. Shaky carpenter, dude. God bless TikTok search. First thing that came up, dude. He's not Amish, Ben? I don't know. He's kind of...
Starting point is 01:14:02 He's got an Amish vibe, right? No, he's got like, he's got like an accent. Like, he does have an accent. Like, he's almost like that, but I don't think so. He's just showing you how to do certain things. What? No, CJ. Yeah, he just does stuff extremely wrong. Like, but it's funny, though.
Starting point is 01:14:19 Definitely not Amish. No. Or like we're in a chain. Oh, can Amish not wear chains? No. He's just going to suck it into the border here. Just like that. Boom.
Starting point is 01:14:30 Like, he's got that, like, almost Amish accent. accent, but I do not know like if he's ex-omish or I mean I would not be surprised but I have no idea like usually you can tell I cannot tell. Dude I'm just so fascinated by this guy. He's like all my feet has been for a while
Starting point is 01:14:46 you know like what's your algorithm look like? Yeah what are you doom scrolling to? Just random stuff I don't even know just like what's on if you go to like your 4U page like what's popping up or if you go on your search on Instagram like what? Just people doing
Starting point is 01:15:02 crazy stuff with cars, I think. Just an adrenaline junkie for me. You're seeing like the Russian guy that does all the stuff. Oh yeah. That guy's crazy? Crazy. Yeah. I followed one of them and then you follow me back. I was like, that's pretty deep. Because it's crazy.
Starting point is 01:15:16 It seems like, you know, obviously, I want to ask you, do you have any dreams and aspirations? And obviously, your biggest one seems to be you want to jump a car. I've managed to pull that from this conversation. What else do you, like, want to do? To be honest, like, I don't know what I want to do until it comes your way
Starting point is 01:15:33 until it comes my way Yeah Like another thing like I like I want to I think I have a big family And be able to provide for them Like doing this stuff Like I do it for fun Like that's the main reason why I do it
Starting point is 01:15:44 Yeah having a family is the ultimate goal Oh yeah for sure That's how you get really rich If she doesn't divorce you and take half Yes Dude that's another thing I've realized Like there's so many kids Like their parents are divorced
Starting point is 01:15:56 It surprised me like how many Yeah that's not that's not like People don't divorced. Not a rarely ever. Like I know of one person ever.
Starting point is 01:16:06 Our boy Gavin just got married in Vegas. He got married Yeah, you saw it. And you know what his first question was? Are they still together?
Starting point is 01:16:13 Yes. And did he have her sign of pre-nup? So you know what a pre-up is, huh? Not really, no. I just heard of it.
Starting point is 01:16:20 Like, I think, you explained to me a little bit. It's like basically she can't take half of your three weeks. It protects your assets that you had prior
Starting point is 01:16:26 to the marriage. And then he said, well, why wouldn't every woman just want to sign that and we're like well yes i'm don't look at it like that way and then he goes so it's more of like a business contract in their eyes or what the way i grew up was like if you marry like you
Starting point is 01:16:42 stay together yeah i think yeah i think it's kind of just with time like that's just changed with just like the stats yeah but i don't know like just don't look at it quite the same things like that always surprised me but like i guess that's how it is and you can't really do anything about yeah that had to have been like a huge awakening of like what hold on what do you mean your parents are divorced. What's five qualities you'd look for in a lady if you were going to start dating? Want a family? Know how to cook.
Starting point is 01:17:10 How to clean. Sense of humor? It sounds of humor. Definitely. Good personality. And probably good looks, too. Good looks. There you go.
Starting point is 01:17:18 All right. I say, that's a perfect gal. Yeah. Do you know where you find those? Yeah, you just keep looking. You'll find some. I mean, you guys probably have so. We do, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:28 You do. Yeah. Yeah, we're pretty lucky. We all got girls That's good Yep They're Yeah, Gavin too now
Starting point is 01:17:35 Gavin too Gavin's married We helped Gavin meet his Well, now ex-girlfriend Which doesn't look good On our On our stats
Starting point is 01:17:43 But We could help you Yeah, Maybe Would you want to help? I don't know I like going out In the jungle by myself
Starting point is 01:17:50 Yeah You wouldn't really like it If we set up Like a speed dating thing And had like I mean Say five girls I mean
Starting point is 01:17:58 I have done one of those Oh really? But it's like, I don't know, it just feels weird, like talking to all of them at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Where did you do that? Zach Justice? Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:10 I forgot that you met. Dude, I forgot, too. There's so many connections. What kind of girls are you picking up for you? Let me see. I got to memorize to, like, nicknames. It was floaty, Goth girl, Jamaican girl, doggy girl, another doggy girl and then another, two doggy girls. No, no, not two doggy girls.
Starting point is 01:18:29 Two Jamaican girls. Oh, okay. And then there's one red hat. Why'd you call her a doggy girl? She was like, yeah, if you want to be my boyfriend, I'll, like, tie you down like a dog and, like, put you on a leash. Oh, geez. That had to have been like, all right, well, next. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:44 How did the floaty girl get her name? Can't swim. More boy in seat. She's got some good life preservers. You could say that. But I didn't give her that name. It was a fact that I give. I think we could do better.
Starting point is 01:18:58 We could find you better girls. Okay. As I'm scrubbing through this video here quickly. Oh, I see what you called her floating. Russian girl. And she was talking about, like, it almost sounded like Bush, but there's like a Roll-R somewhere there. It's like a Russian soup or something.
Starting point is 01:19:13 Oh, Priyosh. Prius? Borch. Borch. Borch. Borch. Okay. Russians are pretty cool, too.
Starting point is 01:19:21 Oh, yeah. Have you seen that one guy? You know who I'm talking about? That one guy that's the craziest stuff with the track. Chimba. I don't know how to say his name, but he said. Chibatlaw or whatever. He jumps with the sea.
Starting point is 01:19:30 off. He does every crazy thing. He's like the biggest stunt man alive right now. He goes through pipe. He doesn't stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going a hundred mile an hour, standing on the roof, jump. Go through a pipe, land back on the roof of the car. But my question is, how does he afford, like, all these vehicles? Dude, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:19:46 I was wondering the same thing. He'll get like a G-wagon and just, like, jump it. Mash it up and jump it. Or you see the video of, like, when he dug the hole, put a BMW in it, and then just filled it in with concrete. This guy is probably the great. The greatest stuntman alive right now. Yeah, it's crazy. Possibly ever.
Starting point is 01:20:04 This type of stuff, dude? I agree. When he jumps through. Yeah, and doesn't make it. Dude, we should. He's always okay. We should fly him out for Octane Fest and have him do one of his, like, tube stunts or... I love this one.
Starting point is 01:20:16 Dude, but the thing is, how does he, like, where does the money come to do this? I bet you, the Russian people just... They come together? No, he jumped out. He probably would have been, though. He probably wanted to be. He's probably funding him. He's just so famous.
Starting point is 01:20:31 They're just like, you know what? Because this guy's got like all kinds of expensive cars. Yeah, you know, when he does stuff with the old cars, I get it. You just got to have big balls. But then he shows up with a $100,000 car and then covers in concrete. Maybe that's where all the stolen cars go. Oh, maybe his homies over here sneaking cars. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:20:51 We see Ben's car show up. Yeah, I got what I'm looking for. So we'll see if that shows up here. That's crazy. Out of all the things you could do That just seems like such a waste Yeah I don't think he has a YouTube channel either
Starting point is 01:21:05 No I think it's all Instagram You can't put this stuff on YouTube Oh really? I mean the stunts That is crazy Dude's a lunatic He's a lunatic He's crazy on Whistling Diesel
Starting point is 01:21:16 Yeah Have you seen our truck jump You keep talking about jumping cars I have seen I saw like a clip of that Yeah that was crazy Oh another thing I really want to do Is like from super
Starting point is 01:21:28 Supercar. Oh yeah, we'll make that happen. Make that happen. Oh, my goodness. That looks so much fun. It's a big jump. Dude,
Starting point is 01:21:36 I don't know if we can run it back quite like that. No. But I feel like, Ev, you've got to give them a ride in the TRX around the track.
Starting point is 01:21:45 Maybe, yeah, just hit a bowl. Hit a couple little ones. Yeah, nothing crazy like that, but drift bowl. That's a smoother landing. Rear suspension?
Starting point is 01:21:52 I think it's fixed, but it's broken. Like, even if it's like a really, like, I don't care like anything with four wheels. Yeah, I can... It's not really into two or three, though. Yeah, we'll get to me.
Starting point is 01:22:01 I don't know about three, but I want to try two or two. Yeah, three wheels is pretty inefficient most of the time, but some of our friends think that they're ideal. That's optimal. Yeah. Three is right in the pocket. Three is pretty inefficient. You normally want two or four. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:17 Anything that has wheels and chicken chum, that would be fun to do. Yo, we got to pull out the dirt bike, the three-person dirt bike. Oh, that would be perfect. Yeah, yeah. Dang. You could be in the middle. Mm-hmm. Okay.
Starting point is 01:22:28 Just along for the ride. More protection right there. Yeah. Well, it depends who you got driving, but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, we got all kinds of stuff, but... All right.
Starting point is 01:22:37 I think we should eat lunch and get to doing some fun stuff. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Timmy, for sitting down and answering all our questions. We really appreciate it, and we're happy to have you out here. If you guys haven't already, follow Timmy on YouTube, Instagram, the Amish dude. Yeah. Anywhere else? TikTok?
Starting point is 01:22:54 Like, I'm everywhere, but only fans. Like, I say... off of that stuff. Like, no-uh. Names on Instagram, she's Amish Dude. All right. Amish dude.
Starting point is 01:23:03 Sounds good. There we go. Thank you, Timmy. Thank you, bro. So proud of you, too. So happy for you. For real.
Starting point is 01:23:09 I appreciate it. You're on a generational run. It's made my day and to come here. And another thing that makes my day is always like bringing some of my buddies like Mason, Keakin, and then Braden. You guys are always welcome here. Yeah. I appreciate that.
Starting point is 01:23:22 It means a lot. Heck yeah. Let's go have some fun. Let's have fun. Yeah. Let's get it.

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