Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Your Girlfriend Has an Only Fans
Episode Date: August 26, 2021The boys tell their thoughts on OnlyFans and what they would think if their girlfriends were to start one. As well as a number of topics! New Merch drop is live tonight August 26th @7pm: www.cboystv.c...om Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV For merch check out: https://cboystv.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Lifewide Open podcast. It's a pleasure to be back. I wasn't on the last one.
You're welcome. Yeah, welcome. Good to have you back. Thank you. Was it weird sitting out?
Yeah, it was. It was a little strange. It was pretty easy, though. I was just laid back.
Yeah, it was a little stressful running the show. Was it? Well, kind of. You got a lot riding on it.
Not that you guys didn't help, but. Hey, I helped. You got to be prepared. You got to be prepared. You
I've got to be prepared.
It's why I got these notes and whatnot for it.
We got a big week ahead of us.
Brand new merch drop in tomorrow.
We're wearing a lot of it.
We're probably a personal favorite.
We're pretty stoked on the No Ken do.
If you can see that, pick that up right there.
I think that's the funniest thing is like I can make the sickest shit and that's still my favorite.
Dude, it's something about logos that are like rip off logos.
Like plenty of big brands do it.
It's because it's recognizable and it's like, I don't know.
It's just cool.
And there's just something about Ken.
And it's something about Ken is the best seller.
of all merchandise, ever actually, in Seaboy's TV history, which is amazing.
I'm not surprised by that.
He's sitting back there sucking on his little...
What do you call that thing?
A vape stick?
I don't know.
I don't smoke.
Dude, nobody Jules anymore.
Have you guys noticed that?
I think Jules aren't a thing, are they?
Can you still buy them?
It's because they took the flavors.
Jules got everyone addicted.
It was like the little USB-looking stick, right?
I'm sure they went out, dude.
I don't, I guess I don't know, but I think now they have new things.
It's like they go from one thing.
Yeah, now it's like a circle one.
I think because Jewel's got, they got banned, like the good flavors got banned,
and then I think they got expensive, and then all these other nicotine brands came in.
They were like, well, Jewel did the dirty work.
Everyone's already addicted, so we're going to just sell ours for cheaper and their shittier product.
That doesn't sound far off about that conversation.
Let's ask someone who actually uses the product.
Ken, can you still purchase a Jewel?
What do you mean?
You don't know.
Are you just playing dumb or are you actually don't know?
Ken says no idea
So basically they are pretty obsolete
I think they are
I think they literally went out of business
They probably are the new product
They just rebranded to a different little stick
For you to suck on
But because all the older generation was like
Oh you shouldn't be jewelling
So they were like oh fuck we got a bad rap
Yeah jewel really took the fall
For all vapes
Because now everybody else's comes up
What's the
Ken?
What was that?
I thought that was Ken sucking on his vows
I did too.
You got a turbocharged one.
Oh my gosh, dude.
That's where my brain went too.
Dude, it started with the big old rigs, the big vapes.
The things that were actual vapes.
No, you want to know what it really started with?
They were called e-cigarettes.
And when we were in high school, we would like pool our money together and buy one.
I'd be like fucking 20 bucks.
But it would have like 500 hits on it.
It's just a little stick.
You couldn't refill it.
You couldn't, whatever.
and you just pass that thing around
and probably have it, you know,
blown out by the end of the night.
That's what it really started with.
And then they started doing the full rig.
The rig.
And then it just got it so excessive with it.
Yeah.
I remember.
They technically went back to E-Sigs.
Remember how coded Ken's windows used to be in his Subaru?
Do you remember the college house?
The college house was bad.
I barely look out the windows because Ken and Jake and Justin
would just be passing this big rig back that would blow like massive.
Clouds.
I think it's so lame, the vaping.
You do not look cool.
You don't look cool.
And now you're just addicted.
And it's like, congratulations.
You're addicted to nicotine.
And I guarantee you, I'm sure stuff has already came out now.
But I remember even back in high school, I was like, everyone would be like, oh, it's just water vapor or whatever.
It's just water vapor.
I'm like, yeah, right.
Like, I guarantee you in five, ten years it's going to come out and it's like, oh, this product is super bad for you.
Maybe even worse than cigarettes.
I mean, if it's doing that to windows.
Windows.
Yeah.
Look at your lungs.
Exactly.
Yeah.
It's just disgusting.
But anyways, don't smoke.
Don't use those things.
If you do, you should consider stopping.
Yeah.
That's my advice.
But also, you can do whatever you want with your life.
Or best thing that ever happened to me, I ripped the big old, I did this with the jewel once too, but I ripped the big old vape so hard one time that I was buzzing out of my mind.
Threw up.
Threw up a bunch.
And I was like, fuck this.
Haven't done it since.
Yeah.
So if you're trying to.
Just literally buzz your brains out until you throw up and you'll be like,
yeah, I'm over that.
I did it with chewing too.
But yeah.
Anyway,
anyway,
that was a nice segue off of the shirt that is a play on say no to drugs.
That's what this can do.
No can do shirt is.
Yeah,
do they still do dare in high school?
I don't know if they even do that.
You guys have seen that.
Yeah, how's that working though?
Yeah.
I've never understood that.
What is the point of dare in high school?
Like dare to say no?
Yeah.
I'm sure it helps with some kids.
Does it, though?
Some kids.
I thought it just kind of educated you on how sick drugs were.
Oh, maybe that.
I mean, I wasn't really...
Like gross or like sick, like sick, like that's sick.
How cool.
They came in and were like, yeah, you'll see things.
I don't know.
I'm not into it.
Isn't that the point of drugs?
Exactly.
But then as a kid, you're like, damn.
I don't know.
I was never into drugs, but...
Damn.
Anyways.
Anyway, back on track.
Back on track.
Merch dropped this Thursday.
what is that the 26th of august be ready for that it's probably going to hopefully go quick i know
if you guys saw it but that uh klx that we got we will be giving away over the weekend yep so uh
we've done that a few times now and it's going really good we love giving pit bikes away and
it's it's fun doing like the short little span like just a weekend long giveaway because i feel
like literally everyone in their brother is doing giveaways nowadays we were kind of we were
kind of the first people to be doing it though
you know one of them i'd say diesel brothers was doing it before us and and a 80 and that was
it i remember you coming up with to me with the idea of doing it and i was like man i don't know
it just seems i think we could do that and it end up working yeah we were like hopefully we can
make the money back just make it back that's all we were hoping for yeah because we thought it'd be
cool to do a giveaway i hate to shit on companies that are doing it because obviously they work
but it's like dude when when i'm scrolling facebook facebook is the worst it's because everyone's paying
for paid advertisements on facebook right and it's like dude people are giving away like they're
random as shit like boats and it's like they needed a new boat for next year like might as well
give away this one yeah and i mean like each market definitely is tailoring like a different
audience i get that but it's just like at what point is it just so saturated it's not even
cool to do it anymore for us kind of where we got to where it's like you hate to sit there and plug a
giveaway for like six weeks or like eight weeks even yeah it's like people just get so sick of it
and they see through it at this point so for us to just run it for a weekend you know Thursday to
Monday um it just makes way more sense for us and it's like we're not selling ourselves out doing
that because it's just one plug in my in my personal opinion it's like we're we're kind of still doing
it because we've done it for so long and it's always been like a little bonus when you buy
the merch honestly the merch is going to sell whether we have the giveaway running or not um
it's just kind of fun to do and uh that's why we do it just for the weekend yeah we get it done get it
over with because i don't want to keep hounding you guys at the end of every video oh we got this
giveaway and it just gets old when you drag it out then it puts us in the same bucket as everyone
else and when i go on any any social media and i see that i like get mad
It, like, irks me around.
I'm like, dude, this is so annoying, and I don't want to be that person.
Right.
You know?
Speaking of giveaways, we've been doing giveaways through this podcast.
It's a little bit different.
You know, this is just minor giveaways, but we forgot to announce the winner.
We're giving away a sign, and the latest winner is six Seeds.
That's his Instagram handle.
Or it could be his first name is six, last name, Seeds.
I'm assuming that's just his username, though.
Anyways, I kind of got some flack for picking somebody that didn't have a first or last name.
I was like, bro, they sent us a nice message.
They said how much our podcast makes their day better.
So, congratulations.
You got a sign.
Yeah, follow us on Instagram.
Send us a nice message about the podcast.
We'll probably send you a sign.
No, next one will send you a merch, new merch drop package.
Oh, true.
So there we go?
Yeah, for this one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So just make sure you hit the subscribe button.
Let's get to 100K on this podcast channel.
And we're going to be sending out shit.
every podcast but that's enough i feel like on the uh i don't know merchandise all that shit
that was a hell of an introduction we were all over the place we just touched on like six
different topics now that i'm editing podcast now i was listening and i go fuck yeah it's gonna suck
we got ryan editing now ryan is has started he learned how to edit he learned how to do
the cuts how to move shit how to import stuff and now he's he's falling into uh the role of our
podcast editor you've got one and under your two two now two under his uh belt and he's learning
the ways he's learning how to story build how to do all that and i'm i'm very proud of you ryan
thank you i feel like i'm a part of an elite club there was another day you two were editing
over on all the other desks and i was like damn dude look at me i'm working i'm doing something
finally there you've always done stuff there is something satisfying about editing because it's
taking something so rough and unfine and then you cut it down to, you know, the finished product.
And it's so meticulous.
And when you guys are watching this, you know, it seems like it flows really well.
But behind the scenes, there is a lot that goes into it, right?
And you don't know that until you do the process of editing.
Yeah, you appreciate it so much.
It's an art.
Yeah.
If someone, like, messes something up that was maybe really important, you've got to just, like, cut it out and then figure out how to move on from there and make it all flow.
Yeah, or deciding, like, I guess, what goes and what doesn't.
Dude, there's so much to editing.
We should, like, really divulge into it one of these podcasts,
because I'm sure a lot of people are interested by it.
And I will say, I think we have some of the best editing on YouTube.
I mean, obviously there is people above us that are just insane.
I'm sure, like, in our realm.
I think, like, if people saw the real rough cut of the video
and then what it gets edited into,
you'd be amazed.
We're going to do a podcast, though, when we really get into that.
Something that you're lucky about, though, that we don't have to worry about with the podcast
is sounds, like, in music for the normal videos.
That's probably the most stressful part of it is fitting the vibe, finding music for it.
Should we talk about last weekend, Justin's wedding?
Oh, God.
We were kind of on a roll.
It was so fun.
The way Ryan says that, I was like, did you have a bad experience?
No, it was a great experience.
It's so fun.
Honestly, Ryan, I thought that it went a lot better than expected when you say like, oh, God, like.
Yeah, no, it was pretty, we were, we were semi-controlled.
Dude, when you get all of us together, we are like a force to be reckoned with.
Anywhere we went, we were by far having the most fun out of anybody.
Yeah, yeah, no, absolutely.
Making a scene.
Just laughing, non-stop laughter.
And whenever you all burst out laughter, everyone's like, what are they doing?
So for a little context to the listener, our.
best friend Justin got married last weekend and all of the boys, including Jake, we were his
best men. So we were, we were basically just hanging out. It was like a vacation. We were drunk
the whole time. We were boosent. We were laughing. We were basically causing a scene everywhere we go,
which we always do. But like, I feel like we were kind of trying to be on our best behavior during
that. It's so hard, though. It's inevitable. We were being really good. I think so too. I think
We didn't do anything bad.
We had stints of being good and bad.
No, we weren't bad at all at any moment, I would say.
Except for when Ben ate all the shrimp.
True.
Yeah, but I had three shrimp.
I ate three shrimp, and I gave one of them to Ken because he threw an absolute fit.
I just, yeah, I love it.
Like, to put it into context, we're at the groom's dinner, and we start playing drinking game.
Okay.
Okay, so we were having the most fun.
Out of all the tables there, everyone was like, damn, I wish I was sitting at that table.
And then another guy and his girlfriend happening at seated,
was they had a blast, I guarantee you. I bet you they were like, fuck, that was fun,
but also I'm hammered right now. I wish I didn't sit with that. I was telling Greta this.
I don't think that I've ever seen a group or been with a group that laughs more than us when we're together,
especially us seven, you know, like the seven C was us five and then Jake and Justin. It's like,
dude, we feed off of each other so good. And I've always said like, dude, I'm not surprised one bit that we made,
you know good like successful videos way back in the day because of our group dynamic is so entertaining
and there's no one like it you know everyone i've been around but we just laugh constantly
because like we weren't we weren't filming obviously we're at the wedding doing our thing and like we
were still just on our bullshit for no reason yeah i feel like it's even easier to be on your
bullshit when you're not filming because you don't have nothing to worry about yeah and oh my god dude
it was it was a blast we did behave well well i would say though yeah i don't think we're
to how we could have possibly.
We could have been.
Yeah.
There was a couple moments at the wedding venue in the room, you know, in the, in like the groom's
room or whatever when we were getting ready where Ryan actually had to step out.
He was so embarrassed to be with us.
You know, actually I stepped out.
Oh, yeah.
We might have been talking a little loud and the walls might have been a little thin.
So I went outside, one, because I felt uncomfortable because technically I'm the best man.
So I'm in charge of you guys, right?
But there's no controlling our group.
And so I was like, all right, obviously we're not going to stop being loud and rowdy.
So I'm going to go outside and see how bad it was.
How bad was it?
It was worse than I thought.
I thought you could hear it in the hallway.
Then I walk outside and you could hear it through the wall like in the window outside.
And I was like, oh, fuck.
And I go, well, whatever.
I guess it's fine because there wasn't that many people around.
What are we talking about?
I don't know.
Some savage shit, though, dude.
I think we were actually, no.
I think it was, we were talking about Jake's love.
You know, Jake was like going into detail about just some vulgar shit, wasn't it?
Wasn't that way it was?
He was going into detail and he didn't want to.
CJ was asking him all kinds of questions.
I was just asking the question.
Man, that was funny.
The funniest part is, is it was us six and that Justin's brother-in-law.
They probably think we are the biggest shitbirds.
Yeah, I can't imagine he would pick to hang out with us if he had a choice.
It's like Justin is the most stand-up guy.
He's the most stand-up guy I've ever.
met. So he's got like his friends that are just the most straight lace, straight arrow,
just nice, smart, educated, just very, you know, well, well respected people. And then he's got
us. Like, I literally looked at Jake halfway through the wedding when they were like just doing their
vows and all this beautiful, just the best, it was amazing. And I look at Jake, I'm like, how is this
guy fucking friends with us.
Why is he hanging out with us?
Ben was crying.
I was like,
I was almost crying, dude.
I can't believe you guys didn't cry.
How did you not cry, dude?
That was seriously
some of the most beautiful stuff
I've ever heard.
Yeah, I didn't know you were so,
I mean,
I agree,
it was absolutely beautiful,
but like I didn't know Ben could cry
about something like that.
Bro, it was heart-wrenching.
It was.
It was just.
genuinely felt bad for not crying after Ben turns around tears in his eyes and goes how are you not crying
I'm like I don't know dude I was Megan got done with her vows and I literally tap CJ on the shoulder
turn around I went oh fuck oh fuck that was beautiful dude that was incredible I just hear behind me
the whole time because Ben was standing behind me he goes he's whimpering bro
oh fuck that was beautiful I was talking himself so in other words it was beautiful
I think my favorite part...
I'm going to be a puddle at my wedding, bro.
I think my...
I don't know.
It's just one of those things.
Your wedding cry.
Yeah.
I think you're just a wedding cry or you're not.
And unfortunately, I am.
Ben's a sucker for love.
My favorite part of everyone crying.
I wasn't crying.
I was just smiling.
I thought it was great.
But I looked down the line and, like, kind of Ryan was maybe tearing up a little bit.
Then, like, the two guys that also were in the wedding that you guys wouldn't know,
listening they were they were tearing up and then I look at Jake and he's just looking right at the
ground he's not he's just just like this you know I was like is this guy want to be here right
now or is he just trying not to cry and it turns out I think he was just trying not to cry
but it was really funny because he was just sitting like staring at the ground I'm like
well bro at the end of it I'm like just finally getting myself back together right I think I
asked you and Ryan or you and Micah or Jake and Micah sorry and I go how are you guys not crying
right now and Jake just goes dude I didn't relate to a single thing they said like everything they
said meant absolutely nothing to me because it was like in one ear out the other oh can't relate
with that you know about being in love if Jake ever said any of those things he'd be lying
well everyone else would know I don't want to say that I don't want to say that I'm speaking
this might get clipped when Jake somehow gets married
And I'm sure then he'll feel it then.
We were just, we were boozing all day.
Ben, you ended up blacking out.
No idea how.
Well, I do actually know how.
I just drank a lot.
I've never seen this guy just so out of it.
I was actually out of it.
I was like a dog.
I was like a sheet in the wind, bro.
I was just swaying.
I fell asleep on a bus home.
I never pass out.
I wouldn't consider a pass out, but I was like, I was, yeah, I was hammered.
You're kind of like a little puppy dog that's super tired on a leash.
And then Greta was like,
Drag him along.
I can't bring you,
where you got to go.
You did tear up the dance floor, though.
Yeah, the dance floor was legendary.
I was getting down with it.
I was getting down.
I can't wait to see that video.
Yeah.
There's a ton of videos.
The guys in there with the gimbal,
he's like,
yeah,
it's great.
Oh,
you were the center of it.
I'm like,
camera.
Yeah,
I'm feeling it.
Let's get down with it.
And then he was just almost
following me around.
Yeah,
this guy's entertaining.
And I was,
yeah,
I was really good.
I was busting.
I was busting.
I was busting down.
I think at one time I gave Ken a lap dance and I've never seen him more uncomfortable.
He had to take a seat, you know, his knee.
I'm no joke.
He literally brought a chair onto the dance floor and sat down.
I tried, at least you're here.
I tried dragging Ken out for a couple of songs and he's like, no, Chatter, chill, my knee, dude.
I forgot that Cheddar was born at the Bachelor party.
Or no, I guess it really wasn't.
But, like, that's when it...
Close to it.
That's when it went.
Yeah.
Kind of hard.
Speaking of Ken's knee...
Ken, you want to do an injury update?
Ken, you want to hop on?
The mic?
Give a little update.
For those of them that don't know, Ken,
explain how you hurt your knee,
and now where you're at in the process.
So we were at a music festival.
My buddy, Ryan, and his girlfriend,
they told me,
hey, there's this mechanical bull back here.
You should go hop on it.
and you know I had a few drinks in me and I was like yeah I'll do that did you forget who you were
at that moment yeah because you're no can do but you know so I go over there hop on and you know
it lasts like five seconds because the guy just spins me right off you did good it was good and then
I land and it's just like my knee goes a direction it's totally not meant to go so then I go to the hospital
We got a brace, got an MRI yesterday, and it's a partially torn MCL.
What's that mean, Ken?
Yeah, do you have to get surgery?
No surgery, but I just can't do much with it for like six weeks.
Also, it's probably the best thing that could have happened.
Yeah.
Granted, your knee will heal.
Other than it partially tore.
But now you have an excuse to not do anything.
I can't imagine that you're too upset.
I mean, no, but.
More than it happened, and it's just an inconvenience.
Did you get a handicap thing?
I should have actually limp a little more.
We were trying to get Ken a mobility scooter.
Dude, they're like golf carts.
They're so expensive.
Would you like that, Ken?
Would you still prefer to have a mobility scooter?
What did you do that got hurt?
What did you do last year?
I broke my ankle.
Yeah, when you had that mobility scooter,
it was so fun because all of us used it and just destroyed it.
Ken was so jealous.
You got your use out of it.
True.
It made it at least through the injury.
The end of it was after we learned how to wheelie it.
Pretty soon all of Ken's joints are going to be bad because he got your wrist taken care of.
Got my wrist.
Your left knee, your right knee now.
My left knee I messed up skiing and I think that's fine now.
And then now my right knee.
How's your head?
So far so good.
Well, dude, that bull ride was quite possibly one of the most entertaining bull rides I've ever seen.
Fake or real?
When you were spinning on that thing like a top?
I had no idea it was going on.
Were you at that point trying to hop off because it was like,
couldn't get off the thing. You were spinning on top. It was like you were break dancing.
You were literally break dancing on top of the bowl. I had no idea it was going on. I was fairly
intoxicated. So I was just like along for the ride at that point. I wasn't there, but wasn't there
like a bunch of, I mean, a handful of fans there too? Yeah. After we dropped the video, a lot of kids
message me like, hey, here's a different angle of Ken falling off the ball. I'm like,
so like we got a full 360 cam on you. So you actually think that it was Ryan and the
Lander's fault? I mean, no, but I wouldn't have gone on this mechanical bull. It's kind of like
they influenced me going on it because I had no idea that thing even existed before that.
Ken is so quick to just blame. Ken, that'd be like me blaming me, like when I broke my ankle
on the pit bike, blaming my dad for turning me onto dirt bikes when I was a little kid. Oh, no,
I just love doing it because Ryan gets so defensive of it and he gets so angry. It's funny to watch.
Look at him right now.
Yeah, because you're pretty calm to me.
He looks pretty calm, but he's a little rattled mostly because he just made a blatant lie up.
Well, all right, Ryan, you're ready?
Ken's like, my work is done here.
So, yeah, everyone big up for Ken.
You know, he needs that healing power.
Yeah.
Yeah, we wish you the best on your journey, Ken.
And we'll be here for you along the way.
Keep Ken in your thoughts and prayers, everyone.
I really wish I was on.
for a while Ken was talking,
because I will not tolerate this slander,
that it is my fault that you went and rode the bull.
That is ridiculous.
You're proving Ken's point right now.
Yeah, we actually have a Snapchat.
We'll play it right now.
Yeah, I have a great Snapchat.
We'll throw up.
And it's you going, I go, Ken, do you want to ride the bull?
And you go, yeah, I'll ride the bull.
Yeah, so that doesn't really seem like he made you ride the bull.
He more so asked you if you wanted to.
And you go, yeah, so of course he was going to bring you to the bowl then.
And then I put it on my Snapchat story,
told everyone to meet us there in 15 minutes.
We were five minutes late.
Everyone was there.
Dude, definitely had a crowd.
We're going to have to get like a little docu sign made up for any time Ken does anything.
Because when he heard his hand, he blamed me for some reason, which I'm pretty sure I didn't
even ask him to ride the dirt bike.
But he was like, yeah, CJ made me ride the dirt bike.
It's like when a parasite is trying to attach itself to the closest.
You're comparing Ken to a parasite?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like whoever's closest at the time, Ken is just like, you.
Blame.
Watch the video.
We'll watch it back.
We'll have to check it out.
Anyways, Jesus.
Ben, can we talk about your latest habit?
Because this, it might be turning into an addiction.
I would not consider it a habit or an addiction.
I wouldn't consider it a good habit.
Really?
On everything we do, this is what you would consider a bad habit.
Well, I mean, we've got plenty of them.
I'm just saying you're adding another one to a list.
So lately, Ben has been.
buying shoes he's a sneaker head he has made it a goal you were telling me on the way to the
wedding that is your goal to buy a pair of shoes once a week every week yeah so he wants to buy
56 pairs of shoes whoa whoa whoa that's how much it would be hold up how many months are there
in a year 56 there's 52 you said every week there's 56 weeks in a year did you say every week
I don't know if I want to commit myself to that 52 I don't do it I shouldn't have
told you guys that well you're already on the right track how many pairs of shoes have you
bought in the last fucking month probably 20 i bought two last night oh if you count them as
sing you see what i'm saying you have a problem and they're all white they're kind of baller shoes
now i'm starting to diversify my portfolio really yeah he's got like see-through shoes like weird
shit man here's the thing here's the thing here's how i justify it one we spend a hundred bucks
going out to eat right so if i just don't go out to eat boom pair of shoes right actually
yeah actually okay so that's one
One way, right?
Another way, dude, I don't buy clothes because all I wear is just C-Boy's merch, right?
So the only thing I do buy, like, once a year is pants or, like, jeans and shorts, right?
So not that I want to, like, buy new clothes, but it's pretty easy to justify buying a pair of shoes to, you know, change up an outfit.
I agree.
When all I wear is C-boy's merch, right?
Yeah, you got to, like, almost, like, set yourself apart somehow.
Another way, dude, everyone likes buying shit, like new shit.
And shoes are just relatively cheap, like a cheap little adrenaline kick when you get them.
And you're like, ah, these are sick, you know?
Like, let's keep in mind, that's what I was a little bit worried about at first is that there's two types of sneaker heads.
There's people who just like buying shoes, getting new shoes.
I think that's fun.
And then there's people who spend $300, $400, $400, $600, $600 on a pair of shoes.
shoes yeah yeah i'm not i'm not at that point that just seems silly to me but i mean you might yes
i definitely worried about it just seems like it's a slippery slope it really is those are the type of shoes
that you have to like keep in the box and legit not wear and then they're worth 400 bucks more in a
year but like that's no fun in my opinion right unless i'm not doing it as an investment yeah
i'm just doing it just because i like buying new shoes yeah right now i'm just going dude i'm just
like you guys we go through fads bro yeah like this
This is just my fad right now.
Just let him have it.
You know who is the exact opposite of Ben?
Micah.
Micah, dude.
Well, especially with shoes.
I got a story.
So this would have been a couple years ago now, back when we were at the old shop.
And, like, you know, when you're doing dirty shit, you try to take your old pair of shoes and, like, you know, use those so you don't mess up your current pair of shoes if you're a normal human.
Anyways, I had a pair of shoes that I had literally, I wore them.
them throughout the 10th grade.
It was like my 10th grade pair of shoes.
These shoes are five, six years old.
I'd bring them to the shop and I wore them for whatever and I was like, I'm not going
to wear these anymore.
So I throw them away in the garbage, the dumpster outside.
A couple days later, I come walking into the shop and I'm looking at the shoe rack and
they're still on, they're back on the shoe rack.
And I go, I threw these away.
You know, I just leave them.
So I take them out of the dumpster and I put them on and I fuck.
mowing them no you don't no you don't because then i didn't i just was rattled i just left them and i went
about my day and then shortly after that i see micha wearing my old shoes he's walking around i go
yo what he goes yeah dude someone threw these away in our dumpster and i was like these are
these are still good so i took them out i i did do that but i was like i'm not the opposite of ben
for the record like i've owned more pairs of shoes than ben's ever owned his i don't know dude that
That was such a Mika move.
I doubt that.
And that's probably why.
I really like shoes.
I wouldn't consider myself a sneaker head, but I have like 30 pairs of shoes.
And how many of them did you find in the dumpster?
Well, I don't have any now because I threw those ones back in the dumpster.
I think I threw them away.
Maybe.
I was like, dude, you're not walking around my old shoes on.
It's fucking weird.
Well, I got a new wallet and I threw my wallet away.
And Micah goes, oh, you're not going to use this anymore?
Takes it out of the garbage and starts using that.
He still uses it to this.
take that out of the garbage. You gave it to me.
No.
I was just like, well, are you done with it?
And I was like, I'll take it.
I like that wallet.
So would you consider yourself a dumpster diver?
Would you consider yourself a trash can swimming?
Well, some of those things.
Or would you just say you make use out of everything and repurpose things?
Or would you say that you are a hoarder?
No, I was like, I don't know admit like, why repurpose things?
And then sometimes it's just like, you guys scoff at me and then like, I get that.
Like, I'll admit, sometimes I just keep something and it's just like, why?
Why would you keep that?
And then I just go, like, oh, no, you might use it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you might use it, but that's the thing.
If you don't use it or even if you just use it one time, we have this piece of shit laying around the shop.
And it's just eventually becomes piles of shit.
What is a piece of shit?
The shit that you find in the garbage.
Like shoes?
See, it's not really an issue if you were to live alone or you had like your personal
space that you can keep in but for the longest time
you lived at the shop so all
of your shit was our shit pretty much
and that was like really annoying too
it's like you guys all had shit and I just had more
shit there because I live there and you guys
were like this is uncontrollable
and I'll say well it's like it's my shit dude
but it's all laying around yeah not
really though well I remember one time
not really I remember one time we went to the bank
and we had to do something at the bank
and they like gave us like those fucking
snap on like bracelet things
and like some coosies
we got a fuck ton of coosies here at the shop like too many to ever use and no one ever
uses them and they're like stuffed in this drawer and it's just overwhelming anyways mike takes
the coosies and takes the snap-on stuff like the little snap on bracelets now it's like we got
these snap on bracelet like what what good does the snap on bracelet do and you got it laying around yeah
yeah i was like i can't even answer that question i don't know what it could snap on yeah like and
and i tried throwing away and you're just going to throw them away i go well yeah i don't i could see myself
I love doing that with the coosies, not the snap on bracelets, though.
You know what, though, Mike?
So, we have basically a merch bin of t-shirts that are messed up,
and for the longest time when we were printing our stuff, it would just be, you know,
it's just like a multi-bin, right?
And we've got a ton of sweatshirts, t-shirts, hats, all this stuff built up over the years, right?
So then when we have people come over to the shop, we can just give them, you know,
a t-shirt that's got a tiny little blemish in it, but you would never.
notice.
We're pretty meticulous.
Yeah, we're pretty meticulous.
If it's got the smallest blemish, we won't send it out.
So, which has been honestly great because then you can get like the people that,
hey, I want to, I want to support you.
And it's like, no, no, no, you don't, I don't want you to buy anything.
Like, you're my homie.
Here's this, okay?
So we had a plethora of that.
And then we had a party here, and your mom and sister found out that they could take stuff
and they walked out with two trash bags.
It was so funny.
Full of our merch.
And we were just cleaned out, which is fine.
I mean, that's what it's there for.
But we were like, geez.
I was like, that's where this guy gets it from.
Yeah, definitely.
I get it from my mom for sure.
Yeah, bro, this is, I mean, I'm not even outing her, bro.
She's just a bargain shopper, right?
She wears this, like, cheetah-print dress of the wedding,
and I was like, you look good, mom.
And she's like, guess how much I got this for?
$4 at Coles?
$4.
And I was like, $4.
A brand new dress.
Yeah, but that's just, it blew my mind.
I was just like, but that's what I get it from.
But whenever people come over, I sent him off with stuff,
and they're always just like, you don't have to do that.
giving me all this stuff and I was like no bro
I mean they're yeah they're uh they're multis
or whatever you want to call it so Mike you got that from
from your mom definitely and I got
quite literally the opposite from my dad
like my dad
hates clutter anything that is
slightly not being used
garbage garbage and my mom is like
oh hold up maybe we shouldn't do that you know like she's
a pretty right I would say in the middle but my dad is so
far gone it's like if it hasn't been
used in three days it's like do we need this it's the throw away to me that like hurts me it's
because like i grew up legit going to like garage sales and stuff i just and it's not worth our time
to like find someone to like oh you could sell this for 20 bucks like it literally is not worth our
time to find someone to buy it or even give it to that's the biggest thing but then i'm like oh so
we just got to throw it right you know it's like when you move you have all this stuff like let's say
you have like a clock and a bunch of silverware and some plates that you don't really want to bring
and you don't want to give away to the garbage.
I think you're not necessarily cheap.
I think you're just more so resourceful,
and you grew up that way.
So I respect that.
I would say cheap originally growing up.
Yeah.
My thing is, have you ever thrown something away and gone,
oh, I wish I still had that?
Rarely, rarely.
But I'd say like there's been a few instances
where, like, you guys would throw something away,
and then I'd be like, damn, like,
we just threw that away,
and we have use for it,
but that's few and far between.
You want to know something interesting that I've kind of been noticing
lately watching YouTube.
I watch a lot of YouTube because I'm always trying to, like, get new ideas,
see what other people are doing, what's working, what's not working.
So I'm always consuming, and I always got an eye out.
David Dober came back to YouTube.
This is, you know, not super new news.
A couple months ago, he came back to YouTube after his, like, year and a half long break.
And when he left, he was at the top of YouTube.
Like he was the guy
He was the guy
He was doing the craziest stuff
Like it was just mind blowing
What he was doing
Giving away cars
Yeah
And it was a holy shit
He was given away a Tesla
He just had everybody by the balls
As far as entertainment
And it was just so
It was so amazing
It seemed like
And it is still
But in that time
I feel like the bar
Rose
To like here
And he's still here
And
And it just got me thinking.
I was like, man, you know, it's just the bar for YouTube is so high nowadays.
Like, to, like, really, really do something mind-blown.
And I think that's partially because of, like, Steve will do it.
The Nelke boys.
Like, Steve is out there giving away multiple cars to strangers with no sponsored money.
Like, changing people's lives.
He's spending, like, a million bucks a video once a week.
It's crazy.
on just the most unnecessary, but still very, like, courteous gifts.
And it's just, it's just mind-blowing.
So then David comes back and I'm, like, watching his videos and they're still good.
It's not even, it doesn't have the same shock and punch to it.
I think it's because, one, the way that Steve does things,
but I think it's because Steve is doing it to literally random people.
Yeah.
Like, he'll go and surprise, let's say, Natalie, with the new car.
and you're just like okay cool they work together like she has to fake be surprised because she's been
around david she's done all this stuff but steve will go up to some dude at a car dealership
that he's never met before and gives him a car and the guy is truly surprised and i think it's so
much more genuine and fun to watch every time i watch one of david's videos now i go yeah man that
that was that was cool but it's kind of like yeah yeah steve just blow me away every time
the insane things that guy is doing each week right
is insane it's like how the fuck do like we compete with that even you know what i'm saying like
we're very i'd say we're in a very established youtube channel but like they're fucking way up here
and i know there's it's like there's levels to everything the way people look at us is probably
like we're way up here but they're way up here you know it's just levels of this shit how do you
how do you even begin to start i think like money aside too from what's the spending so like all
the money that he's spending on everything aside i just
genuinely love his genuineness or like he you know he literally posts some dumb i mean granted like
the dude's drunk all the time but he posts like some random selfie of him like just like partly in
the picture he's like new video you know everything every he does a merch plug and then he's just
like yeah you know like it's not this not give a fuck mentality it's just like he's just like why
would i sugarcoat literally anything i do yeah and i love that about him i do too the uh it'll be
interesting to see where his views go because he's he's on this like fuck david dobrook train i want to be
the biggest youtube he is and and he is in my eyes way bigger and better than david dobrick but it's
interesting to see the masses agree with that and then come around to it because dude if i were if you
guys didn't know who steve will do it is and i was just like dude you guys got to watch this
youtube i don't care you're probably going to think he's super vulgar unless that's your kind of humor right
But what he's doing is next level entertaining
Where nobody's ever done
Like athletes aren't doing that
The biggest rappers aren't doing that
Like Steve will do it's living like a billionaire
And he's a he's got to be spending
A YouTuber right
It's it's an absolutely insane lifestyle
And people are just so interested to watch it
That's why I can't believe people like haven't heard of him
In The Nuck was I know that's like our we watch them
We've always looked up to them
I just actually I have a surprise look at my face
when people are like, oh, I don't know who that is.
Sam.
I'm like, what?
Yeah.
The reason why that is is because YouTube is censoring them, dude.
Like, they're not pushing them.
And that goes out to when I speak to new creators.
I'm always like, you know, like, this is a funny, really good idea, but it's not going to get pushed.
Because now you don't have the people behind you.
And it just doesn't tend to what they want on their platform.
And they do the insanely entertaining stuff and they're hilarious.
but they also use copyrighted music,
which makes everything like five times better in it
because you can almost like...
It's just more lit.
I feel like it's just more lit, yeah.
I feel like David Dobrick, though,
although he is, I'd say,
over the line of what YouTube considers acceptable,
for some reason he got like a pass.
Yeah, he did.
I don't know why.
He looks like, he's like a Disney channel, Nickelodeon, like...
I mean, he's won Nickelodeon awards,
but you watch his videos, and he's like doing fucking...
He's, like, going to porn conventions and stuff like that.
And I'm like, this is, how is he on Nickelodeon accepting a Kids Choice Award?
Because his content is so, but he just has that, like, personality and vibe to him where it's, like, very friendly and innocent, which I don't know how the fuck he managed to swindle his way like that.
And I like him, but I just don't, it's amazing that he's getting away with it.
CJ has always said this, like, when we have, you know, we'll take out the F words out of our videos and we'll censor to an extent.
but because you know you'll get parents that are like yo you know like my kids love you and we're
conscious of that but it's like so you got a 10 year old kid watching our videos guess who they're
going to click on next you know david dobrook anybody really and so it's just like they're going
to see it regardless and especially that's what was crazy about david was that uh little kids
would watch these videos and just consume all of it you know like man and it's all just friendly
david dobrook we're doing the same thing as kids though like when did you start watching
South Park. I remember having to like turn it off
when my mom would walk in the room. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, you were a kid and you're watching South Park
and you go back and watch old South Parks and I was like
I was watching on the Hulu. I was like, holy shit,
I can't but they got away with this. Way too savage for
YouTube these days. Yeah.
They would not fly.
Nowadays everyone's so soft. General consensus
everybody nowadays is soft.
Everyone's just so quick to get offended.
Yeah. Because they're soft.
But like, why are you such a social justice warrior for people
that. For like no reason.
People that don't give a fuck about you.
Like, why are you sticking up and, like, getting so offended by it?
I just don't understand that.
Also, I, also, people are way too woke these days, dude.
A story of I was sitting at this festival the other day, right?
And this guy taps me on the leg.
And he goes, sup, bro.
Nice shoes.
Classic.
Thanks, man.
I was like, I was like, thanks.
You too?
And he goes.
I was challenged to compliment a random stranger today.
Does that count?
And I was like,
sure?
Sure?
But I was like,
doesn't that kind of just defeat the purpose?
Why did you say that?
Yeah.
I was like, man,
people are just way too woke.
You shouldn't have told you.
Hey, Micah,
I dare you to go up to that stranger and just give him a random compliment.
Who says that?
For the record,
that sounds like something that you'd read in a new five, like, gum wrapper or some shit.
Yeah.
Go and compliment a random stranger and he's just like,
like, I mean, it's kind of on the same.
same i don't know man people are just too woke it's like everyone's so careful about what they say
and how they say you got tiptoe around everything you could say something and have the most well
like intent to it great like positive intent and then they'll twist it and take it the other way and
be like wow like he had he was so ill intent with what he said you know and yeah it's riding a fine
line of being an entertainer but then still not trying to
cross the line.
Like, that's why comedians, the best comedians, don't ever say sorry.
I think nowadays, though, it's tough to be a comedian because you crack like a gay joke
and you get fucking crucified.
Yeah, I remember they, like, one comedian was saying, he's like, I have to, like,
legit make jokes about everyone now so that everyone can be like, oh, you, you only made
a gay joke and an Asian joke.
Hey, you didn't cover the Mexicans.
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying is it's like, then I have to like rip jokes about all of them
and then he's like, then it just feels weird.
Yeah.
But that's like the time we live in right now.
I won't be surprised when it eventually goes full circle and goes back to normal because it's honestly exhausting.
It's exhausting and I think a lot of people are pretending.
Seems like almost everyone is.
Obviously there's things you shouldn't say and shouldn't do.
But like some of the stuff that's questionable, like you just chill out, just chill out.
Especially when it's all for fun.
Or like, you know, like literally for entertainment.
People can't take a joke anymore.
So we got a new truck.
we did get a new truck
what do you guys think about it
genuine opinion what do you think about that truck
if it was your personal truck
I love the truck I love everything about it
I just don't like how stiff it is
it's way too stiff for me
I literally want to like
fill the bed of the truck with concrete
so it rides better
so we go outside CJ's like popping leaf springs
out the back he's like it's gonna be nice now
it's a fucking 350
and then it's lifted on super
stiff coilovers if we
we're hauling another truck on a trailer.
I know it would ride better.
It just needs weight to make the suspension actually move.
I mean, as far as looks.
That truck gets more attention than Ben's Corvette and my GTR combined.
Literally.
Because people are just like, what am I looking at right now?
Red wheels?
It's hard to miss too.
It's so big.
You can't overlook it, literally.
So flashy.
We'll see how long we can drive around in that thing before a state trooper pulls us over
because of like the tire poke or the fucking height of it like they'll pick it apart yeah i mean
we've driven past plenty of state troopers and police officers and stuff and sheriffs but it'll just
take one and then they're gonna probably write us a big ticket or something but want to hear my
craziest opinion on the truck what is it ryan i wish it was bigger really because this is my
this is my rationale i am very surprised by this is my rationale behind i've been thinking about it a lot
I've stayed pretty quiet on the subject.
Yes.
The truck is already a bit past practicality, daily use,
towing, snow driving, all the stuff, right?
That case, the thing might as well be 14 fucking feet tall.
You know?
Like, it might as well.
It's already past it.
So we might as well, the next one if we end up deciding that we want to get,
yeah, no, get a 14 inch, whatever, man.
like it the bigger the better hey i'm actually surprised to hear that by you because you were you've
been skeptical with both the first truck i was which i was very skeptical but proven a hundred
percent wrong that one turned out really well this one it's on the edge we'll see it's on the edge
but uh but you were nervous about this one for sure this one definitely the last one i was nervous
and i was proven literally a thousand percent wrong i could not have been more wrong but this one
I think when we start getting some snow and stuff with the wider tires,
it'll be a little bit interesting.
We'll see if we end up to get a different setup.
Yeah,
it's either a different truck,
obviously,
or like a different wheel set up.
It would be cool.
I feel like we could do something different with the wheels
and maybe get them a bit narrower,
but still have it lifted like that
and maybe get more of a beefy setup.
And it could work for winter.
I think if you had two different looks,
if you just ran more tire on there,
the tire will absorb a lot of,
out of the roughness.
I mean, it's on 26 is grand.
They are 40s for tires.
How wide?
14 or 12?
They're 12.
Okay.
Anybody else?
No, they're 14 wide.
Not 16s.
Yeah, they're 14 wide wheels.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like a 40 tire is huge.
Huge.
But it's just, it's on such a large wheel that it makes the tire look relatively small,
which then there's not a lot of give in it.
Anybody else feel like it's almost too perfect to drive in the winter?
Yeah, I agree.
Dude, I don't even like driving that thing on gravel road.
The undercarriage doesn't have, I mean, we live in Minnesota, so we expect to see rust.
Honestly, when I look under a car, if it's not brand new, I expect to see rust, and it doesn't have a speck of it,
and it literally doesn't even have mud or dirt or anything under there.
So, yeah, I agree.
It's like literally too perfect, and it's not like you just bought a brand new truck and drove it off the lot perfect.
It's everything is powder-coated, everything has lights, everything has wires running, like, so many.
meticulously because it's so big and it's like everything about it is dialed and it'd be such a shame
to like mess anything like that up. I agree. Because then as soon as, as soon as we do mess something up
and then let's say in six months we want to send it down the road, anyone that's in the market
for that truck is going to be like, there's rust there. Yeah, there's roster. There's issues there
where I could probably just go spend like a couple more grand and then get something that's
perfectly dialed.
So does Wisconsin not have salt on their roads?
They didn't drive it in the winter, bro.
It just sat in the shop.
Not nearly as much as Minnesota.
Dude, Minnesota fucking sucks for that.
But also, like, there's the other side of it that's just like, people, you know, people
are going to be like, damn, you bought that big-ass truck, and you just kind of just
park it for the winter then?
Oh, we're going to mob it.
We're still going to drive it.
I don't, I just don't know if you guys are really going to want to take it on snowmvailing
trips.
I think realistically we end up getting something else.
Or maybe we send it down the road.
Um, I mean, the truck is great.
I do love it.
I would love to just keep it and then maybe have like a work truck.
Yeah, that'd be ideal.
I mean, it's, it's a show truck and, and it's, it's fucking cool.
Like, when I pull into the driveway and we got, uh, all the cool vehicles we own,
that is easily the most, you look at that one.
Yeah, it grabs your eye first for sure.
And everyone is fascinated by it, whether you like cars or not.
That's what's cool about it is polarizing, dude.
And it's polarizing.
Yeah, we said that the other day, either you love it or you hate it.
Not many people don't have an opinion on it.
Everyone's got something to say about it.
Everyone's got something to say about it.
So, like, at the end of the day, as a YouTuber and entertainer, you know, people that don't care aren't paying the bills, the people that hate you are, you know?
I don't honestly, I don't take any offense to, like, hate on the internet.
Unless I did something wrong, if I was just being me, like, I kind of like it because I'm like, yeah, it's great.
It's just more eyeballs.
That's a good way to put it.
Yeah, it's like, as long as you're not doing anything wrong and you're just being yourself, then it's just like if people are hating and they're still.
bring in pretty much just the same force as anyone loving.
Right.
If I did something I wasn't proud of though, I would be like, fuck.
Yeah.
You know, that would suck.
If you guys ever notice this where we don't post a video for five days and then you go
back through and you read the most recent comments, you know, it's everyone that comments
on the videos right away obviously love you because they're the first people to watch it
within 24 hours, right?
True.
But then once the video has been out on the internet and it's attracting people that love you
and don't know.
about you so that might be their first interaction with you or first time seeing your content
and then they get so irked by something they leave a comment on it have you guys ever left
a comment on a youtube video i have but not since we got to this level and i go okay i know what a
comment does and i go i also now we kind of have a platform like oh this will be cool like i've seen
you comment on dannies and they'll get tons of likes and you're like oh this is cool that we are
able to like almost reach out to this person in a way or show support but i've never left a
negative one well my thing is i love certain youtubeers like right like i look forward to when steve post
in nilk and danny and all these big YouTubers right like i absolutely love their content and what
they do and that's i've still never even left a comment on it like that's how passion or that's
how much emotion i have towards them right so then think about the complete opposite end of the
spectrum. So the people that do comment on our videos, they're clearly like, they're so infatuated
by us, which is amazing. They feel the need to leave a comment, which is great, right? But then
think about the complete other side of the spectrum where you're so irked by something. You hate
somebody so much. You're going to take time out of your day to go and comment on their video.
Like, how much emotion does that take? You literally have to be so upset to be like, to spend more time on
the video and say you're two cents you have to be so upset yeah i've never understood that i can't imagine
living my life just getting mad at shit that i see on the internet or whatever like that'd suck
i would love if somebody who has left a hate comment left a comment on our video and explained why
like what what about it and like what happened in your brain that you're like i want to say something
about this and like why the rationale because everybody's got a rationale yeah maybe it makes them feel
better. I think a lot of people like that are so opinionated, they almost can't help but not.
That's true. And it's like, dude, they probably, yeah, they probably don't even notice it. Yeah.
They probably do it on, I don't want to say every YouTube video that they watch, but every
YouTube video that they watch that has some, you know, sense of emotion correlated to it where they
either love it or they hate it. I'd imagine it's probably the same people leaving really positive
comments. Then again, either you're a douche canoe or you're not.
You know, if you're a hater, you're a hater.
Yeah, exactly.
Some people just like complaining.
That's true.
Should we talk about Only fans?
So Only fans recently announced actually yesterday that they're not going to do any more sexually explicit content, which doesn't mean nudity.
It means more like pornography, which I honestly didn't know that there was like that much pornography.
I figured mostly Only fans was just like nude photos.
It's like anything, dude.
Anything you want.
Yeah, it's just monetizing.
So why was that?
I think it was something with their investors or something.
So they were getting pressed by their, I don't think investors.
I think it was their like processors of their payment processors.
Like the credit cards?
Right?
Wasn't it?
So Ken was talking about it earlier.
He was saying that Visa, who does all their credit card processing, is pulling back
or putting something.
kind of ban on them because of Visa's investors.
They don't believe in it or what?
Yeah.
So I know that OnlyFans has an issue getting investors just because of, you know,
certain things like that where investors don't want to be correlated to probably porn, right?
But I know that like Visa was having issues with them because they have Mormon investors
that don't agree with Only fans, with Only fans, you know.
values values or everything that's on their content yeah yeah but dude only fans they have
120 million users and 2 million creators wow wow like 16,000 of their creators are making over
like 50,000 dollars and like 300 of them are making over a million dollars a year or a month
yeah yeah probably a month wow yeah which is crazy so it'll be interesting to see what happens
to, you know, the creators
if there is that many creators
that are going to be affected by it.
Yeah, I was just going to say
there's probably so many
who are like, well, I didn't do that anyway,
so we're good.
I don't pay for only fans
because I just honestly,
I wouldn't want to pay for that.
But I was going to ask you guys,
would you ever start an only fans?
Start ones?
Yeah, run one.
Would you post naked pictures
or like videos that you...
Trust me, dude.
No one wants to see this.
No one wants to see this.
But if people did, if they were going to, if, let's say you were going to make, let's say you're going to make 50K additional a month and you're post, you just basically got to post a naked picture every day of yourself.
Just myself?
Well, I mean, you're probably going on a photo shoot and get some pretty risque.
Just me, not anybody else.
Sure.
Yeah.
Just you.
50K.
You're now naked all over the internet.
I mean, granted, there's a paywall behind it, but that's just.
going to get leaked it's going to be out eventually yeah i would even probably leak it just do
your favor i don't think i'd bark up that tree you wouldn't do it no for 50k additional so let's say you
keep in mind that is a hefty amount yeah that is a lot of money let's say you do it for one year
but on only fans as like a if you're a a bigger influencer let's say you're one of these
instagram girls with a good following behind you you could easily make that seems like everyone
has an only fans that whistling diesel's wife has an only fans it's true hate to give her a plug but
hey i was good for them and she's surprised to hear that bank rolling i'm sure stupid money wow i mean if
good for whistling bro yeah dude i was gonna say if i was in his shoes and my wife wanted to do i'd be
like yeah go for it yeah why wouldn't you it'd be dumb not to he's probably like sweet we'll build
the new house off of what you're making on the fans this month this month yeah yeah no
absolutely.
Yeah.
If you don't mind, I mean, I don't see why not.
Yeah, no, to answer your question, though, I personally, no.
You wouldn't do it?
Dude, first of all, I don't think I could make 50 grand.
What do you think?
If you did, but yeah, I don't think.
Bro, 95% of our following is guys, and they're not signing up for that shit.
I understand that.
I was more so just saying hypothetically, because I was trying to put you in the shoes of these other
creators that are doing it.
Well, am I a YouTuber still?
Yeah.
Am I exactly who I am right now, but just having only fans and I'm posting dick pics on it?
Yeah.
Wait.
Is it an anonymous?
No, no.
That's up to you, but, dude, if you were anonymous, no one's paying.
They're not going to pay 50 bucks a month.
That's true.
Yeah, that's true.
That's the only reason why I'm like, why am I even here?
No, dude, I wouldn't do that.
No.
Really?
No, I just.
Yeah, I don't think I would.
I would rather make 50.
Dude, I would, I would rather make 50 grand do it.
Quite literally anything else.
Yeah.
Would you?
I don't think so, honestly.
I mean, if I was like hard up for money, I would.
Hard up.
Hard up for money.
I would.
But I could see why some of these, you know, like Instagram girls are doing it.
Like, you're already posting half naked pictures.
Like, just, I mean.
A lot of chicks don't even post nude on Only fans,
which I think is, that's bullshit.
I think that's like, I'll fuck.
You're an idiot, too, if you're paying for that.
Yeah, I'm sure they don't, they probably don't last, I mean, the people that are paying
probably pay for one month then.
They're making crazy money.
I don't know, man.
I'm just saying, if you're in the, if you have the opportunity and maybe you need the
cash, you could make some life-changing money, and then you could sit on that money.
And if you invest it correctly, you wouldn't have to, it would change your life.
Invest it correctly.
Who gives a fuck?
You're naked.
Everyone's, everyone, everyone, I mean, it's just a fact of life, I guess.
I mean, I'm just saying, it's, it's always interesting to hear, like, the local girls that started in only fans from your high school or something like that.
Well, what are they going to do, do?
No offense to them, but, like, you got, like, a thousand followers on Instagram, you're, if you're making a fucking, like, a thousand dollars extra a month, like, now you're naked, everyone fucking, that wanted to see you naked is seeing you.
That's a little different.
I'm saying if you have a following.
No, I know.
Like a chunk of money.
Yeah.
But I, yeah, at the same time, as far as, like, the, like, local people around you,
if, let's say a thousand seems a little low.
But, yeah, like, let's say it's $1,000 or $2,000 at all, bro.
But I'm saying, yeah.
What's $1,000 divided by $20?
$20 or $50?
50, so it's, like, 50 people.
50 people to sign up.
Yeah, so it's like, if you're doing that and you're making that extra $1,000 a month, let's say, like,
I mean, it just depends.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, these tricks are probably sending nudes out to
exactly, exactly.
You already are that way.
That's true.
So that's what I was saying, like, if you're comfortable, I mean, I shouldn't say everybody sends nudes,
but if you're comfortable doing that, then it's taking it one step farther isn't that bad.
Let me twist it.
Sex sells.
Man.
It is.
It is.
Can I twist it another way?
Mike, you don't have a girlfriend.
But let's say you guys' girlfriend comes to you and says, hey, I want to start an OnlyFans.
What would you say?
Or let's say, let's say, let's say you're married.
Let's say it's your wife.
And your wife comes to you and says,
hey, I want to start an only fan.
Am I in the position I'm in right now?
Yeah.
So I could, like, promote it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You'd say yeah?
I mean, dude, look at whistling.
Like, look at how much money that's bringing in now.
Okay.
Right.
I granted, you know, that's a lot.
So it's easy to justify.
where it's like let's say it's 10 grand a month i don't know i probably would but it depends is it full nude
yeah am i part of it if you want maybe i don't know it's up to you i don't know that's that's
if they wanted to yeah okay if they wanted to do it i just be like okay yeah it's your body
yeah all right right that's tough uh i mean yeah i would say if they were like yeah i want to do
what i want to do i'd be like okay yeah i mean i probably wouldn't be like
like, please, babe, start an only fan.
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't push for it.
But if they wanted to do it and it was their idea,
I'd say, fuck it, do whatever you want.
Yeah, go for it.
I'm sure there's a lot of guys in that position, though.
You know, think about a lot of these women.
Or a lot of these females that are dating a guy that's on only fans.
It's true.
It's just fucking...
You think there's a lot of guys on only fans?
Oh, yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Really?
Like Harry Jousy has one.
Oh, does he?
Yeah.
And I think there's a lot of more, like, gay.
guys on OnlyFand
Yeah
But yeah
I don't know
Would you?
Would I what?
Let your wife
Yeah
Yeah she wanted to
Fuck yeah
Yeah
It'd be great
Especially she's making a bag
Yeah
It probably does depend on the bag
There's like money
That does justify it
I mean if you're making like
Fucking 500 bucks
I'd be like all right
Maybe this is gonna work
This was a pretty random episode
I'm not gonna lie
Yeah we were all over place
It was just a boys episode
It's Friday morning
We started filming early
Which was
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