Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler - Minisode: Egg Convert with Chelsea + Catherine

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

Chelsea and Catherine discuss that *soft launch* on Insta.  And a caller wonders whether she should move stateside amid the strife.   * Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at DearCh...elseaPodcast@gmail.com * Executive Producer Catherine Law Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert * * * The views and opinions expressed are solely those of the Podcast author, or individuals participating in the Podcast, and do not represent the opinions of iHeartMedia or its employees.  This Podcast should not be used as medical advice, mental health advice, mental health counseling or therapy, or as imparting any health care recommendations at all.  Individuals are advised to seek independent medical, counseling advice and/or therapy from a competent health care professional with respect to any medical condition, mental health issues, health inquiry or matter, including matters discussed on this Podcast. Guests and listeners should not rely on matters discussed in the Podcast and shall not act or shall refrain from acting based on information contained in the Podcast without first seeking independent medical advice.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. The Jonas Brothers are running it back. We live the burning up tour and celebrate the biggest Jonas Brother hits that have defined a generation. One incredible celebration. One unforgettable night.
Starting point is 00:00:21 See the Jonas Brothers live at RBC Amphitheater September 28th. get tickets now at ticketmaster.ca jonas brothers the burning up tour all over again i survived nine months in captivity and i've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them i'm elizabeth smart and these are the survivor files every week i'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable abducted stalked controlled and nearly silenced. These are stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to the Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
Starting point is 00:01:05 you get your podcasts. If your bookshelf and your For You page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. Pro Society is a weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for anyone who thinks Pride and Prejudice and Love Island deserve the same level of discourse. Each week, we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and pop culture with your favorite writers, book talk creators, and plenty of overthought opinions. Yeah, I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. Listen to Pro Society on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Did you hear the new episode of the Hey Jonas podcast?
Starting point is 00:01:40 We are at D23, so we'll see who stops by. The cast of Frozen stopped by. Kristen Bell, Josh Gad, and Idina Menzel. I auditioned for Frozen. What? For Kristoff. They said, okay, what are you going to be singing today? I said, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:01:52 That must have been why you didn't get it. Oh, you probably won. Plus, John Stamos, Hayden Christensen from Star Wars, and more. And I guess I can share that, uh... No way. Listen to the latest episode of Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, guys, I am officially on my high and mighty tour.
Starting point is 00:02:11 March 27th, Portland, Maine. March 28th, Providence, Rhode Island. March 29th, Springfield, Massachusetts. April 10th is Chicago. I'll be at the Chicago Theater. April 11th, Indianapolis, Indiana. April 12th, Louisville, Kentucky. April 16th is Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Starting point is 00:02:31 April 17th is Mesa, Arizona. April 23rd is Kansas City, Missouri. April 24th is St. Louis, Missouri. April 25th is Minneapolis, Minnesota. April 30th, Nashville, Tennessee. May 1st is Charlotte, North Carolina. May 2nd is Durham, North Carolina. May 6th, I'm doing Netflix is a Joke Festival.
Starting point is 00:02:51 I will be in Los Angeles. May 15th, Saratoga, California. May 16th, Monterey, California. May 17th, Modesto, California. And then June 4th, Port Chester, New York. June 5th is Boston, Mass. And June 12th is Portland, Oregon. And then Seattle is June 13th.
Starting point is 00:03:11 I'm doing a second show at the Paramount Theater in Denver on Saturday, December 5th. So suck on that, everybody. Go to ChelseaHandler.com for tickets. Hi, Katherine. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, how are you doing? I gotta tell you, I need a little bit of marital advice.
Starting point is 00:03:30 I just found out something my husband did that is maybe disagreeable to me. So we're having some- Did it have anything to do with hard-boiled eggs? No, but I will say my mom came to visit last week and within 24 hours, she made two separate dishes with hard-boiled eggs. So I was very happy.
Starting point is 00:03:48 The irony with how many hard-boiled eggs I now consume on a daily basis versus my initial reaction to your hard-boiled eggs on a plane, which I'm still against, obviously. I have to stand against that. Oh, by the way, did you hear the news that United is calling out passengers that talk on their phones or listen to podcasts or any sort of media without headphones? They should. You'll get removed off their flight. So way to go, United Airlines. Way to go. Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:15 That's incredible. That's incredible. And pretty soon they'll be removing people with hard-boiled eggs, I'm pretty sure. I think that hard-boiled eggs are kind of like LSD, any kind of psychedelics where it's like set and setting. You know, you have to have the right place, the right time. So that's what she says. Not true. I was worried when Cowboy came to visit me for the first time.
Starting point is 00:04:36 I was like, oh my God, I hope he likes eggs because they're fucking going to be everywhere. And not only that, I eat four hard-boiled egg whites and one yolk. and I had to stop giving all the yolks to Doug because of his own cholesterol issues. I was like, I'm going to kill my fucking dog with the plaque, with heart plaque. So Cowboy loves hard-boiled eggs just as much as I do. And I'm sure Doug also does.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Speaking of Cowboy, you kind of like hard-launched. No, I did not. I did not hard-launch anything. But you didn't hard-launch? I mean, it would be very rude to go on vacation with someone several times of who I'm dating and only post pictures of myself. That is unacceptable.
Starting point is 00:05:11 So I just am trying to slip them in there. It's not a hard launch. That's who I'm dating. I'm having a good time in my life. This is the guy that I'm with right now. There's nothing to announce. I'm just doing my thing and trying to be inclusive and represent what I'm actually doing instead of being secretive for no reason. Sharing an igloo together.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Yes, we're sharing igloos together. Love it. Yes, we've shared a lot more than that. We're sharing igloos, saunas, and karaoke songs. Yeah. Well, minus the karaoke. Minus the karaoke. You know, I think that that's, I mean, good. I'm glad you're having fun. I'm glad that's great. Yeah. I just don't want to be so ultra private or take myself too seriously. I don't care. And I don't want, I don't know. I just, I'm trying to be real. I'm real. As a person who, you know, enjoys celebrity culture and all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Like, I think that that's great. Like so many people are so like, it's very, very hidden until it's not. Yeah. And it's like, I don't want to just because of my relationship in the past that of in public and be like, I'm not doing that again. I don't care. I really just don't care. There's enough shit going on in the world. I want to spread joy, love and happiness. And that's what I'm feeling. So I want people to feel it as well. I do have to tell you lately, I've been hearing your voice in my head. Anytime I feel like scared to do something or nervous about something. I just hear your voice in my head saying like, the world is about to end. So just like, who cares? But wait, you didn't finish your marital problem with Brad. What's up?
Starting point is 00:06:34 So let's go back to it. Brad, you need to get back on the mic because I need to talk about something that you have done. Hold on. Let him run back to the mic really quick. Show your face, Brad, please. Okay. So you need to tell me if I need to move on from my marriage because we have some people doing some work in the backyard right now. I mean, it's like hard work.
Starting point is 00:06:51 They're like tearing up some concrete and stuff. And I said to Brad this morning, I go, oh, we should tell them they can use the bathroom inside if they need to use the bathroom. And he said, oh, I just told them they could pee behind the bush out back. in the backyard. I mean, they're guys. We don't need them tracking mud through the house. That is really funny.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Pee outside. I was like, did you really tell them that? He said, yes. Well, they're only here for like a day. They didn't bring a porta potty. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Well, I think that's actually nice because I think men will know where men want to go to the bathroom. It's not like women can pretend to know what men or their desires are. I'm sure they would rather
Starting point is 00:07:27 pee outside than come into your house and have to worry about not making a mess. You know what I mean? That is probably true. So, I understand your initial shock, Catherine, but I think we can let Brad off the hook. I think he did the right thing, actually.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Thank you. You saved my marriage. I mean, he was thoughtful about it. He said, I don't want to use your inside bathroom. Oh, okay. Even better. I was like, well, there's a bush up back in the corner. Go behind that.
Starting point is 00:07:47 No one will ever see you. No harm, no foul. And unless you go out into that area of the bush, Catherine, and rub your face around in the grass, so there's nothing for you to be concerned about. It's where the dogs go. It is also where the dogs go, so they're going to have some fun smells to smell. Great. Wonderful.
Starting point is 00:08:01 So that's a nice treat for them. You're off the hook. You're off the hook. Thank you for your vote of confidence. The Jonas Brothers are running it back. We live the burning up tour and celebrate the biggest Jonas Brothers hits that have defined a generation.
Starting point is 00:08:22 One incredible celebration. One unforgettable night. See the Jonas Brothers live at RBC Amphitheater september 28th get tickets now at ticketmaster.ca jonah's brothers the burning up tour all over again when i was 14 years old i was kidnapped and held captive for nine months i survived and i've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them i'm Elizabeth Smart, and these are the Survivor Files. I just remember this low, taunting voice next to my ear saying, shut up, don't say anything.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Every week, I'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable. I knew if he woke up, without a doubt, he was going to hurt me. I started feeling that there was someone at the end of my bed, and I just started screaming. They are abducted, stalked, controlled, and nearly silenced. But these aren't stories about what's taken from them. They're stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to The Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:09:40 If your bookshelf and your For You page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. This is Prose Society, the weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for thought daughters, pop culture obsessives, and anyone who thinks Pride and Prejudice and Love Island deserve the same level of discourse. I'm Eli Rallo, and every week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and the conversations everyone can't stop having. I'm going to have to look up this story. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed.
Starting point is 00:10:09 From bestselling authors and your favorite book talk creators to the latest pop culture moments, nothing is off the table it's like if you can hide some real messages inside compelling characters and that is a trojan horse whether you're looking for literary deep dives smart pop culture conversations or a community of readers who love to think a little too much you're in the right place listen to pro society on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. See you between the pages. On the new podcast Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I chose option B. I'm Julie Pinheiro and I travel by myself because
Starting point is 00:10:56 it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita, trading the pity for possibility. Every time I tried to be alone, I kept meeting people and they were like, you smiled at us. Not a lot of people smile around here. It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies you're sold about it. It can be a time where you push your limits, change your mind, or wake up to a new version of yourself. So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip. I hope you listen to Solita on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, Chelsea, I have an update, and this is from Dwayne. It's a little
Starting point is 00:11:46 long. It's cut down, but it's, you know. It's still going to be long. Okay, I'm bracing. It's still going to be long. Brace yourself. So Dwayne had called in on a mini-sode. Dwayne the Rock Johnson? Yes. Actually, he's wondering about creatine and how many hard-boiled eggs he should eat I think he's already on the right program whatever that program is he called in on a minisode about his mom's deadbeat boyfriend and mom was like older about to have some hip replacement surgery and so Dwayne had to go deal with the boyfriend so he says hi Chelsea just wanted to give you an update on how things have gone since getting your advice before my mom now 81 could have her hip replacement surgery she had to have some tests done to make sure it was safe
Starting point is 00:12:27 her to go under anesthesia. Long story short, she chose not to have the surgery due to her age and potential risks. As a result, she'll continue to use her walker and eventually move to a wheelchair. I took your advice and used these surgeries to try and talk her into selling her home and moving to a senior community. No luck there at all. I explained how she would keep her independence and with the services available at these 55 plus communities, she may even feel more independent along with having a better quality of life. After visiting her a couple months ago, I tried selling this to her a bit more because I was able to see she's only able to keep up with some of the housekeeping, not to mention the difficulty of stairs for the second floor. She would still not
Starting point is 00:13:04 budge. Bob, the boyfriend, is still around, and while he does help with some things like shoveling snow and mowing the lawn, he doesn't clean the house. He's very capable, but no, she still feels he's better than nothing. On the upside, though, I did talk her into taking your advice of going to an elder law attorney who got everything in order for us. Great. She placed me. Yes. Yeah, it has a good swing here. She placed me as her beneficiary and power of attorney for both medical and financial. She also had the lawyer write up a sworn and notarized affidavit stating that her and Bob were just friends living together, and she does not recognize them being in a civil union of any kind, including common law marriage, which is like, I didn't even know you could do that.
Starting point is 00:13:42 That's awesome. I also spoke with the attorney on details so I could be assured that if anything did happen to my mom, that Bob had no rights to anything he shouldn't. She confirmed for me that he is not on any financial accounts and my mom is safe. As for the house, that's also ironclad protected from him taking possession and I'm only required
Starting point is 00:13:59 to give him 30 days to vacate. While I hope that time is far in the future, I have to admit that I look forward to saying those four magical words to him. Get the fuck out. Thank you so much for not only the advice you gave me, but also your advocacy,
Starting point is 00:14:11 educating, entertaining, and incredible humor, Dwayne. Oh, thanks, Dwayne. I love that. That, thank you. Yeah. So everything's working out pretty well there and yeah mom's mom's protected financially which is great so good i love that i love when our
Starting point is 00:14:26 parents are protected financially especially the female ones yeah and i also love that he went to a female lawyer like great wonderful yeah exactly we love a she when we hear about a lawyer uh okay so our caller today is christina and she's calling in from españa oh okay she says dear chelsea my name is christina and i'm a 35 year old american that's been living abroad for nine years i have lived and worked all over the world, from Vietnam to Australia, and now I currently live in Spain. I absolutely love my nomadic lifestyle. I've learned so much about the world, and I've grown so much as a person, and I feel like I'm a better person because of it. But last year, after a trip to Colorado to visit my family, I found myself considering a move back
Starting point is 00:15:06 to the United States to be closer to them. My parents are getting older, and it's hard to see them age. I want to spend more time with them while they're still sprightly. I miss my two-year-old niece, and I especially miss my sister, who's pregnant again with a boy due in the spring. I want to be a good auntie and be around to watch my niece and nephew grow up. I'm very nervous, however, about leaving my safe, comfortable life in Europe where there are no guns, I'm a teacher, free healthcare, an affordable cost of living, and a great work-life balance to move back into Trump's America. Am I crazy to abandon the life I've built here? Thank you, ladies, for all you do. Your podcast keeps me sane amidst the craziness of the world.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Christina. Hi Christina. Hi. Normally I would say go be with your family but honestly I would not move to the United States at this stage in the game. I really just would not. It's not worth it. It's too ugly. It's too upsetting. You're leaving a peaceful place. I think I just hold on and see what happens and hopefully things start to turn around after the midterms and if not then then you're going to have to wait another couple years but I honestly just would not come to the United States. It's like it's like the worst decision you could make. That's that's my dilemma. I know that's what I feel like most sensible people would would say. Christina, are your folks having any health crises right now? Are they sort of like having trouble with daily activities of daily
Starting point is 00:16:30 living or is it sort of stable at the moment? They're fine. They're they're not like so old, you know, that they need somebody to be helping them all the time. But, you know, I just kind of think about when am I finally going to come back? Is it going to be like when one of them needs a caretaker or what if something happens and I'm not around? I don't know. I just I haven't felt this feeling of, you know, last year I went to visit and I felt like I didn't want to leave because I didn't want to leave my sister. I didn't want to leave my family. And I've never felt that in all of these years of living overseas. So it's just kind of been in my head
Starting point is 00:17:09 and I'm not sure what to do. Yeah, obviously, you know, if that feeling is more powerful than the feeling of trepidation, I guess, to move to the States, then you should go with that feeling. But I just would never move to the States right now, no matter what.
Starting point is 00:17:24 I wonder if there, is there an opportunity right now for you to like take a month or six weeks and come visit? So you're not like moving your whole life, but you can come spend some quality time with your folks and with your sister like maybe around the time the baby comes or maybe when they get a little more settled well i'm a teacher so i have to wait until the end of the school year which is in june so i could go in the summer yeah that sounds more reasonable make it a temporary
Starting point is 00:17:51 trip rather than a permanent one you know and test it out maybe you go and like things are calmed down you know maybe like things will who knows what's going to happen next that's the state that everyone is that I feel so uncomfortable about. It's just like it's very destabilizing. And, you know, you don't know what is going to happen next. So more information is better. And Spain is safe. Stay there right now. Yeah, it's very safe. Yeah. And I'll be there soon. Oh, good. Good. Good. I think also because you're a teacher and you have a year that you're committed to when you're teaching in class, one thing you might do is like maybe you wait till next year to do this but you might see like if you can get a job lined up here or if you can get
Starting point is 00:18:35 some interviews and if you do get something lined up and it makes sense to move in a year year and a half you know maybe that's sort of your sign but then you can also like know that you're moving back to have like a job and things are set up for you versus just sort of like well I'm gonna wing it and and come home and now you also have a boyfriend there is he also American yeah we but we left together. So we've been doing all of this traveling together. Yeah. You're on the right track. Just stick with your guy. Honestly, like don't rock the boat right now. Okay. Yeah. But Catherine, to answer your question, I think he'll go wherever I go. So ultimately whatever I want to do, he'll be on board. Good. It's nice to have a man like that who's just like, all right,
Starting point is 00:19:18 you get to make the big life decisions. Yeah. Yeah. I call the shots and he'll help make it happened. Oh, well, great. I love this for you. Your life is good. Just leave it alone right now and just let's hope for the best. Yeah, you got it, Christina. All right. Let us know what you decide to do and if you're able to find a job in a year, if you decide to move back, if you get to visit family, but let us know how it all goes, okay? Okay. I'll keep you updated. Okay. Thank Thanks, Christina. Bye. My SUV is worth more than ever.
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Starting point is 00:20:35 and these are the survivor files i just remember this low taunting voice next to my ear saying Shut up. Don't say anything. Every week, I'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable. I knew if he woke up, without a doubt, he was going to hurt me. I started feeling that there was someone at the end of my bed, and I just started screaming. They are abducted, stalked, controlled, and nearly silenced. But these aren't stories about what's taken from them. There's stories about what it takes to make it out alive.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Listen to The Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If your bookshelf and your For You page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. This is Prose Society, the weekly podcast that's part book club,
Starting point is 00:21:32 part group chat for thought daughters, pop culture obsessives, and anyone who thinks Pride and Prejudice and Love Island to deserve the same level of discourse. I'm Eli Rallo, and every week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and the conversations everyone can't stop having. I'm going to have to look up this story.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed. From best-selling authors and your favorite BookTok creators to the latest pop culture moments, nothing is off the table. It's like if you can hide some real messages inside compelling characters, then that is a Trojan horse. Whether you're looking for literary deep dives,
Starting point is 00:22:06 smart pop culture conversations or a community of readers who love to think a little too much, you're in the right place. Listen to Pro Society on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. See you between the pages. On the new podcast, Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle, I chose option B. I'm Julie Pinheiro, and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita, trading the pity for possibility. Every time I tried to be alone, I kept meeting people
Starting point is 00:22:52 and they were like, you smiled at us. Not a lot of people smile around here. It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies you're sold about it. It can be a time where you push your limits, change your mind, or wake up to a new version of yourself. So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip, I hope you listen to Solita on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. One thing I wanted to add, I thought this was just a little bit serendipitous. I got an email this week, Chelsea, from Lisa, who, for anybody who is not wanting to live in the United States anymore for a lot of reasons, Lisa says, hello, wanted to reach out and share with you something
Starting point is 00:23:39 I hope you can use your platform to share and help others with, especially with this Kansas law affecting the trans community. I'm a part of a large group of volunteers who put together a website full of resources to help vulnerable people leave the United States or at least make backup plans for their families if and when things get worse. The website is called Help Me Leave. It's for folks who are scared by the anti-LGBTQ rules and laws taking place, the ICE targeting, et cetera. Listeners can find out more at www.helpmeleave.us. And thank you for using your platform to speak up and out against this bullshit administration. Cheers, Lisa.
Starting point is 00:24:14 So I thought that was, like, very interesting that we got that email this week. Yeah. While talking to someone who's considering a move back to this particular shit show. All right. Well, we'll wrap up with a little quickie. This person says, Dear Chelsea, I'm writing this email in hopes that you can provide some suggestions, patience, or some creative alternative. I sit next to a male, of course, co-worker, who clears his throat incessantly for about
Starting point is 00:24:40 an hour after lunch every single day. That is called acid reflux. Yes, exactly. We've counted, and it can be upwards of 38 throat clears in 20 minutes. Myself and a few surrounding co-workers have made subtle and not-so-subtle comments. think handing him mints offering him to get water straight up asking are you okay over there he has every excuse in the book from dust dirt roads greasy or spicy foods allergies a few of us even went to hr with no resolution we're hoping his desk will be moved but he has seniority therefore
Starting point is 00:25:13 it's not happening i put in airpods and blast music or your podcast and i can hear him over it i've run out of ideas on how to get my point across and don't see much help coming from management. Any suggestions or do I just need to deal with it? You just need to have a direct conversation with him. Just make it be about yourself or your husband. Like, oh, my boyfriend went through this. So I know, or I went through this. I know that's good. You have acid reflux. He has acid reflux. I also have acid reflux. So if I smoke too many joints, my friends have to sit around and listen to me go. It's so fucking annoying and I feel terrible. It doesn't stop me, but sometimes it does stop me. It does stop me. Sometimes you switch to gummies for a while.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Yeah, I do. I do. I try not to, you know, like when I start clearing my throat, I'm like, this is a very annoying to people. So I think you just have a direct conversation and speak from experience. Like, even if it's a lie, just say, oh, you know, I, my husband dealt with this. I think you have acid reflux and there are like ways to help. You know, it is kind of, it's kind of annoying to hear someone clear their throat all the time. Like it's really distracting when I'm trying to get my work done. If there's something you can do about it, there's something you can do about it. I take Prevacid and there's also this like vanilla extract online that you can get that like kind of it's I mean, acid reflux really is reactive to certain types of food and spices and all that stuff. But it's also when you lie down and get like kind of comes alive. But there's acid reflux and then there's like another component of acid reflux.
Starting point is 00:26:31 So it could be any of those things. But me and my girlfriend, who's here right now in Whistler with me, she and I have had a lot of talks about that. Real sexy stuff going on over here. Keep some Tums at your desk. And like if all else fails, get some noise-canceling headphones because they really do help a lot. Oh, yeah. Noise-canceling headphones are good. That's a good idea.
Starting point is 00:26:51 And once he walks around an office and sees everyone in noise-canceling headphones, then I guess there's a situation that you have to deal with. And then send him the bill for the headphones. Well, that's all we've got for today, Chelsea. Okay, awesome. See you guys next week. Okay, guys, I am officially on my high and mighty tour. March 27th, Portland, Maine. March 28th, Providence, Rhode Island.
Starting point is 00:27:14 March 29th, Springfield, Massachusetts. April 10th is Chicago. I'll be at the Chicago Theater. April 11th, Indianapolis, Indiana. April 12th, Louisville, Kentucky. April 16th is Albuquerque, New Mexico. April 17th is Mesa, Arizona. April 23rd is Kansas City, Missouri.
Starting point is 00:27:34 April 24th is St. Louis, Missouri. April 25th is Minneapolis, Minnesota. April 30th, Nashville, Tennessee. May 1st is Charlotte, North Carolina. May 2nd is Durham, North Carolina. May 6th, I'm doing Netflix is a Joke Festival. I will be in Los Angeles. May 15th, Saratoga, California.
Starting point is 00:27:54 May 16th, Monterey, California. May 17th, Modesto, California. And then June 4th, Port Chester, New York. June 5th is Boston, Mass. And June 12th is Portland, Oregon. And then Seattle is June 13th. I'm doing a second show at the Paramount Theater in Denver on Saturday, December 5th. So suck on that, everybody.
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