Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler - Minisode: Picking Fights with Chelsea + Catherine

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

Chelsea and Catherine discuss awkward confrontations with overconfident men. Then: A lesbian couple fights for their relationship amidst the messy parts of new motherhood. * Need some advice from Chelsea? Email us at [e-mail] * Executive Producer Catherine Law Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert * * * The views and opinions expressed are solely those of the Podcast author, or individuals participating in the Podcast, and do not represent the opinions of iHeartMedia or its employees.  This Podcast should not be used as medical advice, mental health advice, mental health counseling or therapy, or as imparting any health care recommendations at all.  Individuals are advised to seek independent medical, counseling advice and/or therapy from a competent health care professional with respect to any medical condition, mental health issues, health inquiry or matter, including matters discussed on this Podcast. Guests and listeners should not rely on matters discussed in the Podcast and shall not act or shall refrain from acting based on information contained in the Podcast without first seeking independent medical advice.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Celebrating 70 years, family-owned and operated. Visit plazaautogroup.com. I survived nine months in captivity, and I've spent my life exploring how other people survived what should have destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart, and these are The Survivor Files. Every week, I'm with survivors who lived through the unthinkable. Abducted, stalked, controlled, and nearly silenced.

These are stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to The Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If your bookshelf and your For You page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. Pro Society is a weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for anyone who thinks Pride and Prejudice and Love Island deserve the same level of discourse. each week we're connecting the dots between books the internet and pop culture with your favorite writers book talk creators and plenty of overthought opinions listen to pro society on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts did you hear the new episode of the hey jonas podcast we are at d23 so we'll see who stops by the cast of frozen stopped by

Like Kristen Bell, Josh Gad, and Idina Menzel. I auditioned for Frozen. What? For Kristoff. They said, okay, what are you going to be singing today? I said, I don't know. That must have been why you didn't get it. Oh, you probably won.

Plus, John Stamos, Hayden Christensen from Star Wars, and more. And I guess I can share that, uh... No way. Listen to the latest episode of Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, guys, I am officially on my high and mighty tour. March 13th, Cleveland, Ohio. March 14th, Columbus, Ohio.

March 15th, Cincinnati, Ohio. And then March 20th is Denver, Colorado. March 27th, Portland, Maine. March 28th, Providence, Rhode Island. March 29th, Springfield, Massachusetts. April 10th is Chicago. I'll be at the Chicago Theater. April 11th, Indianapolis, Indiana.

April 12th, Louisville, Kentucky. April 16th is Albuquerque, New Mexico. April 17th is Mesa, Arizona. April 23rd is Kansas City, Missouri. April 24th is St. Louis, Missouri. April 25th is Minneapolis, Minnesota. April 30th, Nashville, Tennessee. May 1st is Charlotte, North Carolina.

May 2nd is Durham, North Carolina. May 6th, I'm doing Netflix is a Joke Festival. I will be in Los Angeles. That is a new announcement along with Atlantic City. May 15th, Saratoga, California. May 16th, Monterey, California. May 17th, Modesto, California. And then June 4th, Port Chester, New York.

June 5th is Boston, Mass. And June 12th is Portland, Oregon. And then Seattle is June 13th. So suck on that, everybody. Go to ChelseaHandler.com for tickets. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Chelsea. I have to tell you, I was channeling you this morning

when I almost got in a fight with a man. Oh, wonderful. I went to the gym. Wonderful for you. I know, truly, truly. My blood pressure was up. So I went to the gym this morning and like got princess parking.

I was feeling great about it, but I had to sort of like wedge my car into a space next to this guy and like just a shitty truck with the big wheels and the, you know, it's all jacked up and whatever. The small penis truck. And I heard the car start and the truck next to me start. And I was like, OK, well, like I'll just wait till he leaves so

I can readjust my car, make sure I'm not parked like an asshole. Right. So I'm waiting and waiting and I turned off my car. I see him walk up and through my rearview mirror, I can see he's like bending down next to my car. I'm like, what is this guy doing? It looked like he was like taking a picture next to my car. So he gets in his car. I tried to turn my car on to roll down the window and be like, hey, what the fuck, dude? And he doesn't hear me because he's in his car. So I it out and wrap on his window and I'm like hey why are you like taking pictures of my car like what's the deal he's like oh I wasn't taking pictures of your car I was taking pictures of that and I look down and like my gym is right next to a laundromat and there's like you know

those inserts in a bikini that's just like the foam padding he was like taking a picture of that that had fallen out of somebody's laundry and I was like okay whatever like men are so stupid I'm like that hasn't even touched a boob which I'm sure is also true of him because he has that kind of a truck anyway so I go into the gym I work out all my like you know anger issues I come back out I try to get in my car I like open the door to a black SUV it's not my car I'm like man this person's a mess they left their car unlocked so then I go find my car realized not only had I left my car unlocked but my window was down from when I tried to yell at this man and it was also on so just like fully left my car on in the park open so anyway I'm in the car yeah no well the

key wasn't in the car I had the key with me it just like stayed on right right but I didn't lock it I'm like girl I'm a mess I'm a mess so yeah anyway I tried to channel you and get in a fight so did you believe that he was taking a picture of that or is that yeah he was like down next to my car and he was like it looked like he was taking a picture of my like tires or something I'm like he's parked like an asshole and over the line so I assumed he would be an asshole but that reminds me of the time I took a picture of a guy sitting down next to me on the plane and he was so massive and his pants were underneath like halfway down his butt crack and he leaned over and I took a picture of his butt crack and he caught me and he was like did you just take a picture

with me and I'm like yeah I didn't know what I was like I can't lie my phone is right here and he goes why and I'm like because your butt crack is out and I wanted to send it to my friend and the rest of the fucking flight we just had to sit next to each other this is the beginning of the flight this is the beginning of the fight after I had to I got caught I had to I got red-handed I had to admit it and then fly with him for two hours I love that you just told the truth you were like because it was too it was like i just went through all the scenarios in my head i'm like he's gonna ask me to show him my phone and obviously i don't have to do that but then i'm a liar so i'm like just tell the truth i know it was i was but that yeah that was i was the

asshole but he was also his asshole was almost out so he was really the og asshole the jonas brothers are running it back we live the burning up tour and celebrate the biggest jonas brother hits that have defined a generation one incredible celebration one unforgettable night see the jonas brothers live at rbc amphitheater september 28th get tickets now at ticketmaster.com When I was 14 years old, I was kidnapped and held captive for nine months. I survived, and I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart, and these are the Survivor Files. I just remember this low, taunting voice next to my ear saying,

Shut up. Don't say anything. every week i'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable i knew if he woke up without a doubt he was going to hurt me i started feeling that there was someone at the end of my bed and i just started screaming they are abducted stalked controlled and nearly silenced but these aren't stories about what's taken from them they're stories about what it takes to make it out alive Listen to The Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If your bookshelf and your For You page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. This is Prose Society, the weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for thought daughters, pop culture obsessives, and anyone who thinks Pride and Prejudice and Love Island deserve the same level of discourse.

I'm Eli Rallo, and every week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and the conversations everyone can't stop having. I'm going to have to look up this story. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. From best-selling authors and your favorite book talk creators to the latest pop culture moments, nothing is off the table. It's like if you can hide some real messages inside compelling characters, then that is a Trojan horse.

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We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook on the Big Money Players Network. Our show is extremely accessible to first-time listeners. Each week, we talk to someone in show business, a.k.a. the biz, and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. Everyone has a good time, and no one gets mad at their publicist for letting them do our show. We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, not that great. Actually, can you help me shape this? How about we flip it on its head?

How about we flip the script? What if the surprise woman, who actually you think is the straight man, is actually the one who's acting weird? Adam Scott. this entire time you've been expecting adam sandler to come to visit the show i i would never let go of that i have i would never set expectations for something like that seems like if the universe allows for something like that to happen i'm open to it i'm always going to accept you know danny mcbride fine yeah it's all this fragile masculinity exuding i could smell it walking down the hallway to be honest with you i was like is that weed nope it's fragile masculinity

ben stiller no because a lot of times in out of context people don't get it or even know what a circle is you know what i mean like they're like oh what's this everyone's so dumb and fake right fake and and also not interested or just like oh i've got my life i don't care about your life and a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us oh and by the way Will Ferrell told us personally he loves the show and he wants to be a guest on every episode, but he's just so busy. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, I have a quick update from Jessica who called in on our Laura Lynn Jackson episode. She was parenting through the loss of her own mom.

And so she sent me a picture. When we talked to Laurel and Jackson, Laura had told her, look out for a blue butterfly and a chicken. She was like, it's going to come soon. Keep an eye out for your blue butterfly and the chicken. So Jessica texted me that very night with a picture of like a planter in a corner hanging with a blue butterfly sticking out. She goes, I have chills.

She goes, I didn't expect it so soon. I noticed it in my dad's house today when taking a chance to talk about my call with Laurel and Jackson with my stepmother. I had never seen it before, and when I asked my stepmother, she said, oh, I just moved it there. It feels like my mom forgave her, too, and wants me to make things work with her. Jessica. So it was like that night after she talked to Laura, she saw this sign from her mom.

Did you tell Laurel and Jackson this? I did. I did. Oh, good. Okay, good. Yeah. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah.

So we'll see if she gets back about the chicken. I asked if she's seen the chicken yet, so maybe not, but we'll wait and see. Maybe because she could just order a chicken at dinner and then there it is. Maybe it's that kind of chicken. Okay, cool. Well, our caller today is Melissa. Her subject line is microdosing shrooms and lesbian marriage rock bottom. Dear Chelsea, was my subject line catchy enough?

What a combo, right? Shroom question is for myself. I'm the birth mom of our three young kids currently on – you know what, actually she sent me an update. She was on Zoloft and now she's on Lexapro and it's going pretty well. The lesbian marriage advice is for myself and my wife who've been married for seven years and together for 12. My wife is going on 40 and she's not thrilled to say the least. Definitely a midlife crisis type of situation. I'm currently typing this as I feed our toddler twins on their bedroom floor while breast pumping some fresh milk and eating animal

crackers. Anyway, I'm on Lexapro now, but I want to try microdosing to help with my anxiety, obsessive thinking, and ADHD. Undiagnosed officially, but I can guarantee I have it. Is this a good idea? Now I'll try to summarize the deep hole my wife and I are in. We've been cycling through the same issues throughout most of our relationship. Problem one, we deal with conflict very differently. She's a yeller and quick to anger, and I am the shutdown type that likes to let everything fester inside and get passive aggressive when it's too much. I always feel like I have to defend myself. Problem two, we live in chaos most of the time as we raise our three small kids. We have no time to ourself. Problem three, she wants physical

intimacy and I feel like my energy is so depleted that the thought of sex most of the time makes me feel like it's another chore I have to fit in. How do we get through this phase and make it to the other side intact? Thanks for reading my middle of the night email. Love, Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hi. Hi. Hi. How old are your kids?

I have a four-year-old son, and then my twins are actually 20 months old today. Okay, well, nobody's having a good time during that, okay, sexually or with their partners. Nobody's peaking in their relationships during that time. So this is a moment in time. It will not be permanent. Are you and your wife in counseling at all? Do you have a therapist, a couple's therapist? we tried like four sessions and our therapist was a disaster so we didn't do we have no like

we have no time we have no time we were doing sessions at like 8 30 9 o'clock at night rushing the kids to bed and then we were sitting down for therapy which didn't end up working out try reaching out to like a couple therapists but like when do we have time well i mean if you could squeeze it in at nine o'clock at night like it this is the time in your life where therapy is really important that you have like, especially when you have totally different temperaments, it's really important to understand how the other person is operating and the pressure and stress that the other person is under. Like you're dealing with a lot on your plate. You know, she has a different temperament. Like the communication is so important that I would

really like beseech you to try and find another therapist and give it a whirl. I understand you have no time, but a good therapist will bring you closer together and like help you communicate better and more effectively quickly. Like you will see changes quickly. So it sucks that you found a bad one, but you're going to find a good one. I know that. And like you, you need to make the time because it's your relationship. And you know, like you're both wanting different things. She's wanting more sex. You're not feeling it. You're obviously you're breastfeeding. You have two little kids. I mean, you're done with the breastfeeding. Great. Great. You're just dealing with different things and you're not, you know, you're not aligned, but that doesn't mean you're

not going to become aligned like it is this is an impermanent thing you know so you have to look at it like from a bigger picture and kind of look at it from like the 30,000 view perspective like oh that's when we went through a really tough time but also you have to open the communication with your partner about like how you guys can make improvements even without a therapist like how can we better understand each other I want us to be on the same page but I'm just not in that moment right now I'm feeling tired I'm feeling depleted and I know you're not feeling that in the same sense as I am so like let's figure out ways that we can more effectively communicate and carve out time where it's just the two of you yeah yeah it's just the same it's a we've had this

for years the same cycle the same conversation the same and break it down what is that conversation will i'll be avoidant she wants to feel wanted so then in turn she wants to feel wanted it turns into anger where i like withdraw a little more and it's just our the way we behave with each other and communicate is just it just clashes so like right now i said we were rock bottom 13 months ago for that email we're kind of like on the top of the rock now like a little plateau We're in a better spot, not great. We're kind of just, and people are like, oh, you have little kids, it'll get better, it'll get better.

But we want to be better now. We don't want to be better three years from now. I'm like, oh, let's just be okay where we are. And I know my wife's not okay with that. I'm not okay with that. So we just need a change and we just don't know how to get there. Right, well, that's why it's important to find a therapist

because you're not just going to change immediately without any help. You have to change your patterns and you need to both read the book attached because that talks about all what you're talking about it talks about being an avoidant it talks about what your wife is once you see it modeled for you you're going to realize oh this is a pattern everything you're saying is a pattern but that's going to be a great tool for you to both of you read that book and it talks you know about different emotional patterns and in different emotional attachments but also you do want to get

a therapist because you don't just heal things it takes time so you have especially habitual stuff Yeah. We're both kind of just waiting to. Right. That's not realistic. Like, you know, you got to like do the work to get different results. You have to do something different to get a different result. Right. Yeah. I know in my marriage, when I first did couples counseling, there are tools that you're there. A good therapist can give you to actually teach you how to have disagreements in a healthy way. So it's not this pattern that you've been having and you can actually disrupt those patterns. It takes a little while. It's not going to happen in two sessions. but um but yeah i think chelsea's right i think this is the time where like you absolutely have to even if it's nine o'clock at night be seeing a therapist yeah yeah yeah um i did also want to touch on the sexuality thing i think being lesbians you are in the perfect position where if you're not feeling you want to be touched and your body is obviously being used for other things which is kid kids climbing all over you make her come like you don't have to have her touch you you can quickly make her come. She needs it for the stress relief. You guys need it for the

connection. And then if you're feeling it, great, keep going, but just make her come and you're good. I know. I know. I don't know why then we spend 20 minutes, 25 minutes talking about how I'm not in the mood when I could have just been doing that. Yeah. Yeah. Just make her come. So I'm not in the mood for you to touch me tonight, but like, let me make you come. I mean, usually at that point I'm like, well, might as well. Patterns, patterns need to be broken. Like you are the one capable of breaking a pattern. So for instance, that's a pattern you arguing with 20 minutes or defending yourself for 20 minutes about why you're not interested could be resolved with you just doing something differently. I know you're right. You're right. I know. I know. I'm

so sober. So look at little things like that in your life and look at the things in the same reactions you have to things where maybe you don't feel seen or maybe, and even if you're not getting what you want, change your reaction to it and see if that changes the dynamic because it will. It's just the little things that I have to change. It's so hard once you're in the habit for so many years. It's hard to break that habit. But habits can be broken. That's the good news.

Yeah. Chelsea, do you want to address the microdosing shrooms and if that might be helpful? Well, yeah. I mean, I think microdosing is great. Currently, are you getting off of your remeds? Did you say? Are you staying on them? I just started Lexapro a couple months ago.

It is helping, but I want to be more on the natural side. but I just needed something that I knew was going to work at this point. What I would advise you, what I think you guys should do is microdose MDMA together because that's going to bring you closer together and get rid of your egos. And couples do MDMA therapy are like, they have a whole different perspective once they do that because it's just love and a heart opener.

Like you are loving and every good thing about them and yourself comes to the surface and all the fighting kind of falls away and you can be honest. So I think like, but that doesn't work when you're on antidepressants. antidepressants. MDMA, like the receptors that you use for antidepressants or that are used for antidepressants are the same receptors you would use for MDMA. And I'm not positive if that applies to mushrooms. I think mushrooms are pretty much a free for all. So that can help you with your ADHD and that can help you with other things. But for the purpose of you guys coming together, I honestly think MDMA is the answer, but it's not going to work when you're on an antidepressant.

Right. Well, I had this funny conversation with my therapist, my psychiatrist a few months ago, because I was going through this shit with my house and I was so irritated and so just spent. And he was like, why don't we just throw you on an antidepressant for like, until this is done, you know, you're also going, your hormones, your hormones, your hormones are all out of whack. Why don't we put you on an antidepressant? I was like, well, doesn't that conflict with MDMA, my receptors for MDMA? And he's like, well, how often are you doing MDMA? I'm like, what's a pretty big part of my lifestyle like i'd rather have the mdma than the fucking antidepressant for me like i need the shot of mdma every once in a while so i could remember

oh yeah life is awesome you know things are great when you focus on them so yeah microdosing mushrooms seems to be like a really great tool for a lot of people definitely be open to things and be open to changing patterns of behavior and that includes trying to microdose and trying to you know, tinker with your medication and ticker with your patterns of behavior. So I think psychedelics are a really big tool in doing that and cutting off bad patterns of behavior. So if your wife is open to it and you know, you, you get to a place, then you should try and find some, a therapist that helps with that, that will work with you and do the MDMA. It's not like you're partying. It's like you're going and actually working through your problems with a counselor.

yeah yeah i think we would both benefit like individually too yeah but get that book first as a first step um get the book attached that will break down both of your habits and then you once you identify who you are and the kind of you know if you're an avoidant or if you're what are the other two in that book i'm having a hard time remembering if you're uh if you're like one is like secure oh yeah if you're a secure anxious anxious avoidant or the three yeah so yeah the secure. Yeah. Your, your wife sounds like anxious and, and, and secure because if she gets mad at you for not being wanted, then that's anxious. And then that's also right. She, she probably, yeah. So I don't know, but read that book and, and use that as a tool and then just really focus

on finding a therapist. Yes. All right. And don't worry about the time. You need the time. You can put in the time for your relationship to be successful. Yeah, you're right. Yep. Right. All right. Thanks, Melissa. Will you follow up with us? Yes. Yes. Okay. All right. Thanks so much. Great. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Bye.

The Jonas Brothers are running it back. We live the burning up tour and celebrate the biggest Jonas Brother hits that have defined a generation. One incredible celebration. One unforgettable night. See the Jonas Brothers live at RBC Amphitheater, September 28th. Get tickets now at Ticketmaster.ca. Jonas Brothers, the burning up tour all over again. When I was 14 years old, I was kidnapped and held captive for nine months.

I survived and I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart, and these are The Survivor Files. I just remember this low, taunting voice next to my ear saying, shut up, don't say anything. Every week, I'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable. I knew if he woke up, without a doubt, he was going to hurt me. I started feeling that there was someone at the end of my bed, and I just started screaming.

They are abducted, stalked, controlled, and nearly silenced. But these aren't stories about what's taken from them. They're stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to The Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If your bookshelf and your For You page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. This is Prose Society,

the weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for thought daughters, pop culture obsessives, and anyone who thinks Pride and Prejudice and Love Island deserve the same level of discourse. I'm Eli Rallo, and every week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and the conversations everyone can't stop having. I'm going to have to look up this story. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. From bestselling authors and your favorite book talk creators to the latest pop culture moments, nothing is off the table it's like if you can hide some real messages inside compelling characters and that is a trojan horse whether you're looking for literary deep dives smart pop culture

conversations or a community of readers who love to think a little too much you're in the right place listen to pro society on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. See you between the pages. On the new podcast Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I chose option B. I'm Julie Pinheiro and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita, trading the pity for possibility. Every time I tried to be alone, I kept meeting people and they were like, you smiled at us. Not a lot of people smile around

here. It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies you're sold about it. It can be a time where you push your limits, change your mind, or wake up to a new version of yourself. So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip. I hope you listen to Solita on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, we'll wrap up with a little quickie here. Dear Chelsea, Sue says, I'm planning a 50th birthday trip with a few girlfriends this summer in Mallorca. I'm sure listening to Chelsea lovingly talk about Mallorca has subconsciously influenced my pick. I just started researching some options and had some questions, so naturally I knew who to ask. My

question is, which side of Majorca do you recommend for a fun girls trip? Is the Palma side really crowded and crazy in the summer? Do you recommend the other side like Alcudia? We are also trying to see if we can be there for the solar eclipse on August 12th. Hope to hear your Majorca recs and hope to see another one of your shows soon. Thanks, Sue. Yeah, I would say Palma is really busy. Alcudia, that would be a good idea for a girls trip if you want to just kind of not be too crazy, but be crazy with each other, which is kind of my try on a trip. Like I like to be the party, not go to a party. So I, if you're into making the party, I would go to Alcudia. If you're going, if you're looking to be in like a mess of people and have lots of options,

then go to Palma. But there's other parts of the Island that are quite, I mean, the Island's massive. So there's lots of different places. There's Polensa, there's Dea. That's a little bit more quiet and sleepy, but it's also a great place to hang out with your girlfriends. Um, so it's, again, it's like, you know, what, are you the party or are you going to find the party? Great. Okay, well, that's our mini-sode for today. Thank you, thank you, hello, goodbye, bye. Okay, guys, I am officially on my high and mighty tour.

March 13th, Cleveland, Ohio. March 14th, Columbus, Ohio. March 15th, Cincinnati, Ohio. And then March 20th is Denver, Colorado. March 27th, Portland, Maine. March 28th, Providence, Rhode Island. March 29th, Springfield, Massachusetts. April 10th is Chicago

I'll be at the Chicago Theater April 11th, Indianapolis, Indiana April 12th, Louisville, Kentucky April 16th is Albuquerque, New Mexico April 17th is Mesa, Arizona April 23rd is Kansas City, Missouri April 24th is St. Louis, Missouri

April 25th is Minneapolis, Minnesota April 30th, Nashville, Tennessee May 1st is Charlotte, North Carolina May 2nd is Durham, North Carolina May 6th, I'm doing Netflix is a Joke Festival. I will be in Los Angeles. That is a new announcement, along with Atlantic City. May 15th, Saratoga, California.

May 16th, Monterey, California. May 17th, Modesto, California. And then June 4th, Port Chester, New York. June 5th is Boston, Mass. And June 12th is Portland, Oregon. And then Seattle is June 13th. So suck on that, everybody. Go to ChelseaHandler.com for tickets.

if you want advice from chelsea write into dear chelsea podcast at gmail.com dear chelsea is a production of iheart media follow chelsea on all socials at chelsea handler and find katherine on tiktok at flash cadabra dear chelsea is edited and engineered by brandon dickert executive producer katherine law find full video episodes and minisodes now on netflix I survived nine months in captivity, and I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart, and these are The Survivor Files. Every week, I'm with survivors who lived through the unthinkable, abducted, stalked, controlled, and nearly silenced. These are stories about what it takes to make it out alive.

Listen to The Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If your bookshelf and your For You page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. Pro Society is a weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for anyone who thinks Pride and Prejudice and Love Island deserve the same level of discourse. Each week, we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and pop culture with your favorite writers, book talk creators, and plenty of overthought opinions. Yeah, I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. Listen to Pro Society on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Did you hear the new episode of the Hey Jonas podcast?

We are at D23, so we'll see who stops by. The cast of Frozen stopped by. Kristen Bell, Josh Gad, and Idina Menzel. I auditioned for Frozen. What? For Kristoff. They said, okay, what are you going to be singing today? I said, I don't know.

That must have been why you didn't get it. Well, you probably won. Plus, John Stamos, Hayden Christensen from Star Wars, and more. And I guess I can share that, uh... No way. Listen to the latest episode of Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On the new podcast, Solita,

we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus, or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I chose option B. I'm Julie Pinheiro, and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita,

trading the pity for possibility. Listen to Solita on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.