Life with Nat - EP11: Fashion Faux Pas

Episode Date: May 26, 2024

In this episode Nat and her Nieces talk about Nats fashion disasters and really pick them apart. Nat couldn’t care a less and they laugh a lot. Enjoy! See the photos on Nat's instagram here - https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7cLCG2oGwu Please subscribe, follow, and leave a review. xxx You can find us in all places here; https://podfollow.com/lifewithnat/view INSTA: @natcass1 A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] SHOW INFO: Life with Nat - it’s me! Natalie Cassidy and I’ll be chatting away to family, friends and most importantly YOU. I want to pick people's brains on the subjects that I care about- whether that’s where all the odd socks go, weight and food or kids on phones. Each week I will be letting you into my life as i chat about my week, share my thoughts on the mundane happenings as well as the serious. I have grown up in the public eye and have never changed because of it. Life with Nat is the podcast for proper people. Come join the community. ♥️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Visit BetterHelp.com today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P.com. Hello, everybody, and welcome to Monday's little bonus, Fashion Faux Pas. We promised you an episode where we would have a little chat about my fashion sense over the years. So I'm joined by fashionista Roro. Hi. You alright? I'm good, how are you? Yeah Hi. You all right? I'm good.

How are you? Yeah, yeah, good. Can't wait. Done lots of research. Oh, God. You know, element, we are ready. And Ellie is here too. Hello, hello.

For backup. Ammunition. Mine are just as bad, to be fair. So I can't really say much. Well, hang on a minute. Stop putting us down. Hers aren't the best. Let's be honest.

I'd say it could be the worst. Sorry. We can share them. I mean, yeah, the sixth form days, we won't go there. But after that, no, some bad times. Yeah, some bad things. Some bad times. So we thought it would just be really interesting and fun to go through

when you're growing up and the's the things you put on and you think you actually look good. So my first shout out is to the listeners. Listen to this episode. Have a little look at the images. We are going to share them on our Instagram pages. But I want you to send me your fashion faux pas. I want you to send me pictures of yourselves in the most terrible outfits that you thought were good and maybe a little story a little voice note

short though yeah I had a 6 minute 52 second voice note today I'm not going to use it I love you to pieces but I'm not going to use it it's bad enough getting one of those from your mate well I don't listen to half of them, let alone a listener.

Honestly, please don't think me rude, but a nice minute, nice minute and a half, short and sharp. And we should probably do a fashion faux pas of ourselves as well. Yeah, we can. Just to get involved. I think... One of our own. I mean, I'm sure there's got to be one somewhere.

I've got plenty. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure there's got to be one somewhere. I've got plenty. Yeah, I know, honestly. Just look back at the old Facebook profile pictures. Very entertaining. I did that the other day, actually. What, look back? I'm all right with mine. I'll get yours then.

I'll tell you, I'm going to say one thing about that. Sorry, get a life. When have you got time to sit and look back at your Facebook profile because I was looking at the fashion faux parts oh I see

I was seeing about my long socks days I mean you don't even need to worry about what you were wearing it's more your hair the hair

the blusher the blusher phase was interesting and then the straight straight fringe I mean we can't you can't talk about

hair well I can and the emo the emo month Straight fringe. I mean, you can't talk about hair. Well, I can. And the emo month was a strange one. A few months. Emo month? What was that? When was that?

What now? When I was at college. Oh, me. Oh, me. I thought, hang on, I'm emo. I don't know when I've been an emo. What is emo? Unsure.

No, like... Google it now. It's not got off. No, like,h no like emotional yeah yeah it's like um green day towards goth yeah punk rock yeah panic at the disco skaters you're right em yeah i'm all right you got a little fashion faux pas picture to share with us i'm constantly a fashion faux pas don't be stupid for the share one to share one. I'll find that. To be in the gang. Sorry. Maria said her emo phase of a month.

Yeah. A person who is overly sensitive, emotional and full of angst. Fuck me, it's still going. It weren't a month. It's been your whole life. You've been an emo since birth. And an emo to this day. I'm so gross.

Now I'm coming back into my emo phase. Before we start this ep, I just want to say thank you to Holly. Sent me a lovely message. Hi Nat, love the podcast. Been listening since the beginning after stumbling on your other podcast with Jo. I'm not a podcast girl normally never really got on with them like a lot of people i love the down-to-earth chats of yours my friends and i send each other voice notes or podcasts as we call them because they

can get pretty long and listening to you is like an extended one of those to be honest i listen to it in those quiet moments like driving in the car alone which sometimes feels hard thanks to some unfortunate traumas in recent years oh sorry about that rachel i'm also a mum of two same age as yours so i can really relate especially to the mobile phone app your kids sounded great you and your team are funny and sound like one of my mates keep up the good work holly how do you feel about having a team you and your your team? It's nice having a team. Yeah, we're part of your team. We're all part of the team. Team work. Let's listen to Lou a minute and see what we think of her.

Do you want us to comment on these or not? More than welcome. Also, I just wanted to add that it's really nice for me. I go out for my daily walks every day. And more recently, since the clock's changed, I've been going out at like seven eight o'clock um when it's cooler and the sun's setting and I walk along and I listen to your podcast and I smile and I have a little laugh to myself if anyone walks past me they're probably thinking

crazy lady but yeah I just want to thank you because it's really refreshing and yeah I just look forward to each episode that comes out so thank you that was my cat saying thank you too oh that is brilliant thank you Lou for that message and I loved your cat that is lovely Kim C hi Nat I'm on episode six of your podcast and absolutely loving it. I hadn't listened to a podcast before, but you have opened my ears. I've found loads that I want to now tune into. Oh, that's not the point. Just listen to mine.

Thank you and well done. Good luck with it all. Kim from Essex. Only joking, Kim. Thank you. No, Jo, it's interesting actually, because when we said let's do Fashion Faux Parts, we could have gone back

like way back. Like Nanny Blesser spent a lot of money dressing you. Oh. Cute, but some of it. You look like toilet roll holder doll. Could you stop scratching your nose? Why? Because I'm scared it's going to bleed. It's not going to bleed. They come round yesterday for a barbecue.

My gosh. And Maria caught her now. You're putting face cream on. She was putting face cream on and she hurt her nose. And they were sat in the lounge where I don't let the children go. I don't let anything happen. And she's come out of my lounge holding her nose with blood coming out of it. It reminded me of motherland it was

and all i could think of i didn't even think what's happened to your nose i thought is my carpet all right but then as i left you were having a nosebleed yeah that was strange i had a nosebleed did it was it any good did it go on no it was only a little bit but i've i never have a nosebleed so i may be something in the air you've got it was only a little bit but i've i never have a nosebleed so maybe something in the air maybe maybe it was pollen or something i don't know that is random very strange but yeah um even when you were little yeah some corkers weren't there my favorite was the um ton se ton tracksuit oh what the velvet no uh the velour, the velour one, purple. Yes. Yeah. Maybe that wasn't, that might have been a naff-naff one.

Also, remember the clogs. Clogs were a big thing. They come back, though, didn't they, recently? Did they? They are sort of knocking about. Well, everything comes round, doesn't it? So that's what I'd like to talk about. Has anything I've worn in the past, the pictures you've chosen,

has anything come back round? Absolutely not. Oh. And will never come round ever again, hopefully. What we're starting with, girls. Yeah, what we're starting with. You need to describe it as if you're selling a house. You know, like, say we were at Sotheby's

and you were describing a painting. Yeah. I want it to be... You know, like when we play Game of Life? You know what I was going to say you know like when we play game of life you know what I was going to say you know when we play game of life and you do

here we have the hotel I really miss that we'll play it we're going to do it I liked it when you did that yeah it was really good I don't really know

where to start if I'm honest you need to describe one we've got to start somewhere go for it Maria you pick I really and I shall describe.

Can I start with this one? Yeah. Are we doing that one? Jesus. I wish we had taken a photo of the blinds in the snug. Yeah. Because I think that's what you're wearing. We can always do that.

So we have a, what do we call this, a boob tube dress. A bandeau. A bandeau. Oh, sorry. Okay. have a what do we call this a boob tube dress a band oh sorry okay so we have a bandeau mini dress um which is blue sort of like leafy blue with some orange in it cinched at the at the waist for me it's the shoes i'm sorry They're wedges as well They're like really Weird Heels

And how old were you Out of interest in this? I was going to ask you How old I was I'm saying Maybe 18 17 I mean

19 I mean neck up She looks about 12 Neck down She looks about 17 I don't know how old I was

but I'd say you're sort of 18 to 21 yes max yeah yeah max and yeah

the shoe is a blue to almost match the dress like a little peep toe wedge sling back the bag I don't know

why that is even a part of the outfit there's some agandas at the back. What is it? It's grey, clutch, sort of. I mean, it looks like a vagina. It's really hard to describe.

If I'm honest, the guy in the background. I know, look at the people looking. They look concerned for the outfit. And then the hair is, yeah, it's the fringe. It's the fringe for me. You took the hair is yeah it's the fringe the fringe for me you took the piss out of my fringe the audacity

right okay so let me get a word in Edgway where was you going who was you with I was I believe at a Lady Taverner's

do with the late and great Wendy Richard MBE so it was a charity gala lunch I believe

on a Sunday afternoon I think I look presentable I think I've chosen my colours well I've tried to make it coordinate Have you ever heard of fake tan? I don't really wear fake tan Well also what's a shame there

it looks like you've maybe got a little bit burnt a couple of days before because you've got a couple of white strap marks as well. It's a bit of a shame. So it's a shame wearing a bandeau dress. I should have thought about that. Oh, Natalie. But you know what?

The fringe. Why is it all separate? Why is it gaps? It's baking. I think you've hacked at it. I think you've also possibly got some sort of blue eyeshadow. Earring on. No, eyeshadow.

Which I liked back in the day but you've got also really them thick. Can I say something though? When I was younger I looked better in eyeshadow and as I get older I can't wear eyeshadow. No, you don't.

You don't. Pardon? You don't. It ages you. It ages me. I can't wear it because our eyes. Yeah.

We've got old eyes. Yeah. Speak ages me. I can't wear it. No. Because our eyes. Yeah. We've got old eyes. Yeah. Speak for yourself. They're like, yeah, but they're deep, aren't they? We've got like... I think I look like I'm going to a wedding in that photo. It's a bit of a wedding-y outfit. It's just not good.

But who helped? Did you just pick that? What did you do? No one helped me. You just went into a shop and said, I like that. Where is it from? Somewhere like Oasis, maybe. Of course, I like that. Where is it from? Somewhere like Oasis, maybe? Of course.

Something like that. The shoes? No, I can't remember. Are you mad? I can't remember what I had for breakfast, let alone where I bought the shoes from 25 years ago. You've got funny knees. What happened to your knee?

I just picked up the thing to show you. Why is one knee going inwards? I don't know. I bet it's one of those photos. Yeah. It's a bit dodgy. Yeah, it's a bit distorted. But yeah, I mean, for me, that...

So what's wrong with a bandeau? For everyone listening, you've got to remember this is an episode, so let's keep everybody interested. Yeah. Once they've seen the photo, what is wrong with a boob tube bandeau dress? There's nothing wrong, actually. I just wore one to the wedding.

Right. Bandeau's are back in okay so if I wore that now no no it's the print it's disgusting the print the colour

blue not my colour the shape's quite cute yeah yeah but I don't that shocks me you don't really

you're not really a bandeau type of girl I don't like my arms out now but even like all because you're a bit pigeon chest aren't you yes I bit pigeon chest, aren't you? Yes, I am pigeon chested.

However, I'll tell you what, this is lovely. No. I just thought I'd tell you something. If anyone wants a confidence boost, come around here. No, that's not a negative. Why do you think that's a negative? No, it's not.

I have got a pigeon chest. And the reason I can sit here and do the fashion faux pas is I don't give a shit clearly so it's just very grown up Natalie the hair's too dark

yeah you're very pasty yeah nothing wrong with that lovely good for you but you need a softer hair colour because it's very stark

and the print is horrific actually the curtains downstairs would be better the shoes are something like they look like you've got Matt and Nan's wardrobe yeah very old-fashioned maybe you did um although let's talk about shoes for a moment um I can't wear high heels yeah you've got like it's like a problem yeah it's massive but I'm I'm I can't wear high heels. Yeah, you've got like a... It's like a problem. Yeah, it's massive. But I'm... I can't. No.

Yeah, you say that, but you do wear them. No. When you were younger at all. Oh, when I was younger, yeah. But you did as well when you were younger. No. No, she never has. Even when I was younger, I genuinely can't walk in them.

I look like I've shit myself. And I feel constantly like I'm going to fall over. Which is why I do believe... I haven't had a test i'll say it again i think i am dyspraxic oh because you can't ride a bike i can't ride a bike can't i escape can't swim it's any she can't swim how can you swim but she can't do anything on wheels what's that got to do with i don't know what is this on wheels there's nothing to do with balancing no if you let me get my sentence out it's all about balance okay it's about how can i describe it gymnastics can you do the beam no it's coordination it's about sort of yeah it's coordination isn't it yeah brain brain to muscle kind of yeah the link of being able to tell your body

what you need it to do. Yeah, so when I go to the top of the stairs, it doesn't matter how many times, I have to stop at the top of the stairs. It's only a second, but to go, I need to go down the stairs now. Or if I go on an escalator. Yeah, it's interesting. And I can't ride a bike, I can it's interesting. And I can't ride a bike. I can't ice skate.

And she can't walk. No roller skating. If I were to go outside now in the garden with Joanie's scooter, I can't get on it and scoot. I mean, you would end up breaking your arm. I can't do it. So it's all about balance. And I absolutely believe that standing on heels,

I genuinely can't balance. Well, kitten heels are back in. Yeah, lovely. She couldn't even do that? No, kitten heels are okay. No, to be fair, the boots, the white boots she did were decent. White boots were okay. So at least they're back in.

If they're big, it's a stiletto heel. Yeah, but I don't know how people walk around in those. How do people, could you send me your voice notes if you get on the train and tube in the morning every day and run around on the tube again that's a thing of the past everyone has trainers on and they whack their shoes in their bag they put them on in the office like if you're working yeah whatever but when i work i just wear trainers don't matter but even that is crazy that people still wear those up really high heels all day round and off but do you think do you think that's because of um that's that's amazing isn't it as well that whole thing about you know like city workers yeah it's like that power feminine yeah

feminine thing i feel like we why do we need that anymore we don't why have we got to wear great big heels to be a woman we don't but people also do that because they feel more like they feel they're going to work smart ready yes you know but it yeah to me that is bizarre that you think if you work in an in an office in the city you've got to wear those clothes even wearing to work blows my brains yeah but you couldn't be on the Canary Wharf why not trading floor with a tracksuit on why not

well no I suppose you could but it's not a tracksuit you could just be in jeans and a jumper or a polo although it's funny because the thought of wearing a suit

or any of that sort of like six form attire to work is like my worst yeah that is my worst nightmare yeah but wouldn't it be lovely

to just know that that's what you've got to wake up and wear every day? Yeah, that's the other thing, yes. Whereas for me, sometimes thinking about what to wear to work is, you just feel like your wardrobe is your every day, do you know what I mean, weekend. No, absolutely.

Yeah, so it's interesting. I have got the best job in the world for many reasons because as an actress, I can go to work in a onesie and Crocs and as soon as I get there, I take it off and then I get changed into costume and then it's brilliant. I can wear the same thing for five days. I don't even have any washing for me if I'm busy at work because I put it on for an hour and put it on in the evening for an hour

and no one sees me. But again, I think even at work where I am, where I see it's all about fashion. But again, you start to notice. I remember before you'd be like, you can't wear the same thing. Now, again, times have changed. Everyone's about sustainability and re-wearing. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, of course. And also people don't want to be washing all the time. No, they can't afford to. No. And you can't afford to buy clothes. No. To wear something different every day.'s just not possible but that's that is another i mean a whole nother subject of i can't wear that dress because i wore it to a wedding two months ago and i've got a photo on instagram that blows my mind i never wear the same

outfit to a wedding i'd never wear it again that again crazy for me never wear it twice that's crazy i absolutely would i just did you look lovely two different weddings yeah completely different people uh who's gonna remember i get bored no one's gonna know but talking the hills sorry just going back to hills because what is interesting is i've got your laboutons at home yeah i gave them to you i know why did buy those? They are like stripper shoes. I've no idea. How massive. I've never worn them. They're so high.

Well, can we get them on Vinted, please? Get a bit of money for them. No. No? Yeah. Let's whack them on. Oh, no, don't worry about it. No, you won't even be able to sell them.

They're so high. We can try. But did you wear them? Yeah, you wore those. I must have worn them somewhere. They're like aubergine mary jane platform but they've got a platform and a stiletto yeah but i think because of the platform no no natalie is

wearing uh it's like a woven i love that why do you love these prints oh i love that tunic it was so comfortable but is it a dress is it a top it's a tunic. It was so comfortable. But is it a dress? Is it a top? It's a tunic. And she's wearing... Jeans? Sorry. No. No, grey leggings.

Oh. They were black. They're a bit washed out now. Let me see. They're the ones that if you bend over, you're seeing your knickers. No, they weren't leggings. They were thick grey tights. Oh.

Even better. Look at this. Oh. Oh, my. Thick. They're making me like this thick 140 then yeah exactly and then to be fair these boots are coming back

in fashion because of Chloe but these are horrendous and they're like puss in boots boots with a little lace at the back

oh wow they were a flat they were a flat boot where are they from can't remember. Like Reveille or something? Yeah. A little bit of Reveille.

Or Dulce's. Oh, nice. And where's the top from? Like Peacock's? No? What's the other one? I think it was like a market stall. You know where it's not got much of a label?

Yeah. Stunning necklace. What is that? Let's have a look. Oh, it's kind of a silver dangly number big silver hoops well I've tried to coordinate again I think all the

colours go together obviously when I was younger I loved a print I still love a print but I still love a print just not on my clothes I like my printed curtains I've never been afraid of a print, just not on my clothes. I like my printed curtains. I've never been afraid of a print. What's the problem?

It's just, again, you're dressing like you're 20 years older than you are. Well, I felt 20 years older. I'd been at work for 10 years. Where are you going? How old are you? I've got absolutely no idea where I was going. I mean, there's a red carpet, which is a concern. The bag as well. Yeah, the bag is like Dr. Foster meets Mary Poppins. So for everyone listening, look too, what is wrong with a flat boot,

a pair of thick tights, probably chilly, probably just looking after myself, didn't want to get ill. And a nice tunic that's really comfortable, 100% cotton. Had a little bit of elastine in it. Comfort, comfort all the way. Can I ask you, genuinely, when you look at that now, what are your thoughts? Genuinely. Honestly, I just think, lovely.

That's what I wanted to wear so if Eliza dressed like that you'd be ok with that I just think people should just wear what they want to wear no absolutely

but it's ok so you think that's fine you're happy you look nice at that time I must have thought I looked nice

but I'm asking now. We all thought we looked good at the time. That's why we were all hit now, though. I don't think it's overly bad. I mean, the shoes are awful. They're boots, not shoes. Sorry, but yeah, they do look like... Like knee-high.

No, can I be honest? I think that they are meant to be knee-high, but they didn't quite fit. Let's be honest. They can't fit. I think that they are meant to be knee high, but they didn't quite fit. Let's be honest. They can't find. I think I've tried to. See, now they do wide fit. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, so you didn't have that back then. But again, I think it's sort of the length and the fact the tights look like jeans. So if you had a pair of jeans with that even tucked in, it might be different. But at the moment, it's sort of the whole. But fair enough right how do you wear that tunic it's too short to be a dress her ass will be out so what happens underneath no you wear maybe thinner tights and like a low boot you just to elongate the no you just don't buy it just in the bin yeah in the bin and what do you think of that one sweetheart i'd like

your opinion yeah i i definitely would have worn that over jeans that's my thing i was i was wearing tops that were too long or dresses over jeans for way too long and my friends were embarrassed and taught me about leggings and then i wore leggings with everything right but in terms of my look what do you i'm not very good at this stuff but i think there's and taught me about leggings and then I wore leggings with everything. Right. But in terms of my look, what do you... I'm not very good at this stuff, but I think there's a nice monochrome kind of all the way through. It's great. Thanks, Em.

Don't make us look like the big bad wolves, Em. But I'm not good at any of this, so I... No, it's an opinion. Some people might love it. Yeah, but also it is true. We need... I do always look better when the girls help me it's fact so that is why they're here do you know i mean it is fact i have to now

ask them what i'm wearing do they like it i like to check in with them so i do know that they have more of an idea about fashion than i do but i think all of us like you look back fashion wasn't as good as it is now there There wasn't as much variety. There wasn't all the trends that there are now. So actually, when you look back at all of us,

we probably all dressed a lot older. We probably dress younger now. Do you know what I mean? Time moves on. If we went through my photos, we would,

you would have an absolute field day. Yeah. It's horrific. It was Nick from Marvel drove love. That's why it was so bad. No, that's lovely. Right, look day. Yeah, and half of it was Nick from Marvel drove love. That's why it was so bad. No, that's lovely.

Right, look three. Look three. I'm going to go with this one. Right, so this is genuinely this is crazy. We've got a bit of tulle going on. We've got a bit of leather going on. Pleather. So it's a black.

Organza. Again, boob tube style. Like a fishtail dress. Yeah. So imagine it is a wedding dress. Yeah, like a mermaid. It has a big bow, top left. Tulle all at the bottom.

And the back is a corset. Basically, all the way from, I'd say, knees up to the back. Genuinely, I can't even describe that. That is really bad. The hair, your hair's really, really curly. Like ringlet. Always wanted a perm. Yeah.

It's giving Salem witch slash harlot in the 18th century. I've got no idea what you're talking about. You could be talking foreign language. So you look like you're in Hocus Pocus. Right. As a hooker. Okay. That's a good description.

That's good, isn't it? Yeah, really good. What about the jewellery? No. What's that all about? So can I talk to you regarding this outfit? And I apologise to the person that created it for me. Oh, wow.

Someone made it. Someone made that for me. I mean, if you were saying it was fancy dress, I think you've smushed it. No, it was a fashion show. Oh, wow. I mean, if you were saying it was fancy dress, I think you've smushed it. No, it was a fashion show. Oh! So someone invited me to their fashion show, and they created that dress for me. Wow, they must have really not liked you.

Who is said person? I can't remember. I've absolutely not got a score. Well, hopefully then, you know, it was quite a long time ago. Someone, Vivian Westwood someone I hope they made it I have I have no idea

who it was but they were lovely lovely reached out to me and said oh would you like to do this and it was a lovely evening and I wore the dress

and that was that really I remember being very very hot yeah I was sweating in that pleather I like the black nails I was really really that pleather. I like the black nails. I was really, really

hot that night. But I don't think I suit that kind of gothic style. No. And when I look at that photo, it doesn't suit me, does it? No. I reckon the right person could maybe pull it off. I also think you could have pulled it off if it had just stopped. If it had gone all the way, got rid of the tulle. I don't think that's disastrous. The back is wowsers. Yeah, the back's... Have you ever worn a corset? No. Oh, have you worn one?

I have actually, in my skinny days. I had a black one with like a little pink frill here on the boobs. I loved it. It was really cute. I have to say that I love wearing a corset. Really? Yeah. I love the fact it pulls you all in and you feel all sort of secure. Uncomfortable though, isn't it?

Really uncomfortable. Really uncomfortable. I went to an award award ceremony soap awards I think it was the night that I won my awards and um I had a corset dress on and it was so tight that I came out and I was sweating and I thought I was going to pass out where it was so tight and one of the directors that I work with had to undo me and, like, undo it all. And in the corridor, Jerry Springer was walking about. Something I won't forget.

Highlight. And you were half naked. Yeah. But you think, like, people wear corsets for their wedding days. How do they do that all day? Don't know. God knows. That must be so uncomfortable.

But being back in the day, that's what they did, didn't they, as well? The problem with a corset is you go oh I'm all sucked in and then where's it and then the fat comes out under your hips massive all your fat comes here that's what the boobs

are always and then you get all the sort of fat comes yeah it's got to go somewhere it doesn't disappear yeah

so you're just pushing it out of her area that is a that's a crazy one yeah and the hair again the black hair.

Yeah, the hair's abysmal. But classic, Nat. It's a good one, isn't it? It's a very good, I mean, it's, yeah, very good. And what do you think of that dress? Yeah, it is a strong look. It feels like it's teetering on. You could either go much less, It's got a lot going on.

Or like double, triple down and make it so like just absolutely like you've rolled out of a garbage bag kind of everything. Throw more at it. Maria, when we were going through the photos, Emma, and talking about the episode, Maria said a very good line, which was, you know, you put the bins out, out you're wearing the bin which i thought was very good i'll tell you who i look like it's just come to me gone ursula from the little mermaid yeah you do or like kelly osborne happy days i love the osbournes no it is you are you do look like ursula yeah little mermaid vibes yeah if was at the Little Mermaid premiere with that on, I reckon I would have got a tick against my name. Well, it's a shame.

I mean, I was going to say it's a shame you haven't got all these outfits, but it's not something you'd be able to, like, auction, is it? Let's be honest. You say that. That would have been a lovely one for charity. People would have loved that. That Cassie's old outfits, but no. No.

Recycled or charity shops I'm afraid. Look number four. This one? Sorry. What is wrong with that? Pfft. I showed Victoria that today and she said oh what was that fancy dress? I really

would wear that now. Right we're doing this one. Well that's the concern in itself I think I look where is that one Parisian chic Em I'm telling you now

you're going to like this I've got it right it's coming your way Parisian chic yep where is it Em there is nothing wrong with this and I'm going to fight it to the bitter end.

They've even said you've had a fashion disaster. They said back to frump. Second fashion disaster. But I love the red hat. I love the twin suit. I'm wearing a suit jacket, which is three quarter length. It's a kind of brown tweedy color and it comes with a um matching mini skirt i'm wearing a black body underneath it with a little french

sort of hat what you call that hat it's not a beret actually it's like a baker baker hat baker hat in red i've got a lovely statement necklace on and a brown Chloe bag fag in hand you love a briefcase don't you love it I don't mind this minus the hat the outfit is cute the necklace doesn't need to be there

or it could be just a smaller one the pigtails sell it as well yeah you look a bit peaky blinders The pigtails sell it as well. Yeah, pigtails. You look a bit peaky blinders. I mean, you can work with it. I would like to get a hat like that now and wear pigtails. I would do that. I would.

I like that look. I think if the suit and skirt were in a different colour. Why, don't you like tweed? Well, it's just sort of a middly nothing, isn't it? I feel like it's...

It's coming back, this look. Is it? It's funny. I'll tell you what's funny. I'll tell you what's really funny. That's two out of four looks that Maria has said

they're coming back. They're in at the moment. The flat boots were in. Hold on, hold on. You said the flat boots were coming in. No, I said bandeau. That's just the shape. flat boots hold on hold on you said the flat boots that's just the shape no and then the boots you said yeah oh slouchiness yeah but not like yeah yeah yeah but no yeah yeah but the whole boot clay thing trend is going to be massive is it autumn winter but it's just a skirt it needs work doesn't it needs to be a bit shorter a bit cutesy

but you can work with it i like like it. Get rid of the necklace. Get rid of the hat. Get rid of the hat. But you say that. Get yourself a little long, small bag instead of another doctor bag. I like it. Shoes. I really, really like a doctor's bag.

You love them shoes, Nat. What shoes are they? Just little brogues. Yeah, I love a brogue. You love the brogue. They haven't really changed. The fashion sense hasn't changed that much from these photos. I mean, I know I wear different things, but I'm happy.

Talking about bags. Yeah. This outfit is nice. You've just got a nice dress on. Yeah. You know, you're on the red carpet again. And the dress is nice. It's printed. It's green. It's cute. It's like, well. And the dress is nice. It's printed.

It's green. It's cute. It's like, well, it's not horrendous. It's nice. But then she's got a whole massive brown handbag that you would use if you were going to an airport. Yeah, or a mum of three that's got loads of stuff in their bag. Why are you wearing that on the red carpet? I think it's out of order that you said the dress is nice.

I like the dress. Nothing wrong with it. In the grand scheme of things. Listen, you might not like prints, but that is absolutely opinion. The shape of the dress. I've got a silk dress on. It's long-sleeved. It's gross.

It's old. It's gross. Absolutely not. Prints. Look at the prints. I love a floral print. We're just digressing i mean we're looking at a photo here of natalie in a dixie pink floral summer dress and i'll tell you what she's got on

again she's got those boots on again or a brown version horrific all scuffed at the toes okay that bag though i had a lot of time for that bag. I think you gave that to me after. Oh. I like that bag. Where was that from? But she's actually wearing Grandad's cardigan. Which I still have. Blue cardigan.

Oh, you are. And that's the best thing about the outfit. My blue Lacoste cardigan, which I still wear to this day. Why are you wearing that? Because I love that cardigan. No, no. Why is she wearing everything else? Yeah, no cardigan. No, why is she wearing everything else? Yeah, no. Oh, um.

Oh, it's really bad. Not really short. That bag, I can't even remember. Do you remember it though? Nope. Oh, you don't? No. Oh, I do. I must have given it to you. The boots. Those boots were absolutely fantastic. They were the most comfortable boot. Clearly.

Because she wore them, you can tell, every day. No, it is absolutely battered. Nothing wrong with a battered boot. And the hair again. That was when I had some hair extensions in. They were horrendous, weren't they, Maria? No, that's not them. It is. No, it's not.

Is it not? No, this is, that's... You sure that's not them curled? I promise you that's not them. I mean, she's definitely got hair extensions in. Well, that's the only time I had them. It is them. What, them? Yeah, just curled. Oh, wow.

When her birthday, the long with the fringe, really straight. I remember having those hair extensions put in and thinking it was a really good idea. And they just put hundreds. I remember my head being so heavy and just this plastic black hair. But you paid like, I remember you'd been in the hairdressers for like a day. Yes. You paid.

I don't know, 800 quid or something. Yeah, obscene for. Well, it was 25 years ago, remember. Yeah, that's what I mean. Wow. And it was, you were like, oh, I've had this Russian hair. And it was like were like oh I've had this Russian hair and it was like it was awful frizzy and we'd gone to

do you remember we went to that pub for your birthday yeah karaoke she had that lovely blue dress off yeah

and she was sweating wait and the hair just kept frizzing don't you were like Monica our friend

and she looked better. I wish my hair did go like that. It's funny though what we all do. It is funny but that was a bit of a mad one from you actually doing extensions because that's something you'd never really do. No I suppose I just wanted a bit of a change. I mean you've gone from that then you went to the mushroom when you was in Big Brother. What my bob? Yeah but it was short wasn't it it was very short it was very mushroomy it wasn't as bad as the one show helmet no that oh my goodness is that the one i've just seen in the chat no no no so that's what i said to natalie she sent me that that was when you were wearing the green dress i think so where was you going green dress ntas maybe yeah um but her hair

ended up looking lovely after, but she sent that photo. I like my hair like that. Elliot has just brought up a picture of me from, I believe, Loose Women. And it was when I'd just had Joanie and they curled my hair. And I like it.

It looks like a wig. It's not okay. No. No. I'd really love my... I keep saying this. I'd like my hair in some sort of period style every day where it just remains like that.

You put your curlers in, like they did in the 1950s. You tie it all up and you hairspray it and it stays there for a week. But your hair's not... You can't... Your hair is... Shit. Yeah. It's very fine.

It doesn't hold, does it, really well? It doesn't hold does it really well it doesn't hold it's flat it's fine but sometimes you do it yourself and it's yeah sometimes

it looks alright for about an hour if anyone can recommend me any volumising lightweight shampoos that they genuinely

swear by if you've got fine flat hair could you please send them to me 07788 20 1919 because I'm yet to find a shampoo that volumises my hair.

Thank you. Good luck. Donna says, Hi Nat, I'm Aunty Doo-Doo to my nieces and nephews because my eldest niece couldn't say Donna, so I've always been Doo-Doo. I'm a grantee to my nieces and nephews because my eldest niece couldn't say Donna, so I've always been Doodoo. I'm a grantee to great nieces and nephews. Love, love, love this so much.

I'm currently cooking a mini roast with lamb cutlets in the air fryer. Delish. Go on, Gil. Have a great, great weekend, Nat. Thanks for being you. Mwah. Nice. Lamb cutlets in the air fryer is an absolute game changer.

We spoke about it, didn't we? I know, but I'm sorry. It's worth talking about again. Aunty Doodoo knows. She knows. Eight minutes. Did she say grantee as well? Is that grantee?

Yeah, she was a grantee. Grantee, yeah. I'm a grantee, as you know. A grantee. Here's a good one. Queen Camilla. Now, I don't know if it is the Queen Camilla, but it says Queen Camilla and it's got a throne next to it.

That's all I'm saying. I don't know what you're saying. What do you mean? Well, I'll just text you. Queen Camilla has sent me a message on my number. Let's see how it reads. Hi, Nat. How many listeners in Egypt?

I'll be there Thursday. Hopefully, we'll have Wi-fi to listen on my sun lounger camilla well i don't think that's queen camilla i reckon she'd have wi-fi she might be off to egypt on a tour or something google it no she ain't going no she's not and it's camilla in oxford winding you up but it was quite funny when it came through queen camilla with a throne quite hard not to open the vino tonight. I'm not going to lie to you both. Yeah, I did think that.

Sun was shining and I thought I'm having a week off this week until Friday. Friday I go to the O2 to see Romesh. Oh, nice. So I am not having a drink until Friday. I need to have a little rest. We had enough yesterday, Maria, didn't we? Yeah, I was all right, though. I was fine, too, but we did...

Did we do... Did we? We didn't go mad, but we had, what, four or five bottles of wine? Oh, did we? Yeah, but, Dad, there was quite a few people. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, it wasn't, really. There was four of us. Yeah, Dan and Jane.

So a bottle each, but that was over quite a long period of time. Yeah, boring. Move on, anyway. OK. I'm just jealous. Sorry, a bottle each, but that was over quite a long period of time. Yeah, boring. Move on anyway. Okay. I'm just jealous. Right, okay, so the finale. Look number five. This is the classic. This is Natalie.

I actually quite like that bag as well. I remember that. This is the one where Natalie is going to Gaffer's, his birthday party Wearing the sex necklace Oh, it says sex or sexy No, sex Okay, you want the sex?

I don't know what possessed me I don't mind it Oh, for fuck's sake No, there's a lot worse. You look like you want to be the sixth member. Take that, maybe, with the old... Never forget where you're coming from. The mesh...

It's a mesh seat. It's giving Liberty X. It is. It's giving... Yeah. Sexy. It's confident. It's giving... X. It is. It's giving, yeah, sexy. It's confident. It's giving, it's screaming confidence.

That's my worst one on the internet. It's awful. So for me, I look at that and I really am embarrassed by it. Oh, really? I hate it. I don't know why I went out like that. Oh, I mean, that's what i used to wear all the time the mesh top isn't that bad for me it's more um the face i love that wonder bra i can't change

my face but why is your mouth like this i think it's where i was nervous having my picture taken yeah your mouth you know when i can go like a bit like you're like you know like when i did strictly and they used to say and the scores and I'd go thank you Len where I was so dry and nervous

I had no saliva and that's what happens to me when I'm nervous chipmunking yeah who do you look like a bit like you when you were younger

no oh it's butters do you think yeah and you've got no lips and the eyebrows but what possessed me

what possessed me to wear lilac eyeshadow that's so 90s it is the it was 90s that was

the colours everyone was going for the light colour yeah and how about the army bag that is screaming all saints no I like that

I remember that camouflage army bag and you had it had a little No, I like that. I remember that camouflage army bag and you had a little Daimonte thing. Yeah, you've got a very odd memory because you remember a lot of stuff. It's weird. I like the bag. Elephant woman.

No, my memory's shit now. But the old stuff, it just all comes back, doesn't it? Yeah, I don't like it. So how old was you there? Gaffers is what? How old was Gaffers? 21. Oh,

really? So I would have been 16, 17. Wow. Wow. Yeah. I love that Wonder bra.

I mean, the... Comfiest bra in the world. I don't mind the top and all that. The bra's great. I don't like any of it and I did have large...

What are you wearing? Like jungle trousers Maharishi's do you remember they're nice you loved them I was obsessed with Maharishi's

tigers jungle trousers that's brilliant I loved those trousers my dad daddy granddad I used to beg him

to take me to the Maharishi shop in Covent Garden and he used to buy me three pairs of them they were like 400 quid a pair wow

were they back then I was so spoiled they couldn't have pairs of them they were like 400 quid a pair wow were they back then I was so spoilt they couldn't have been that much back then they were a lot of money maybe no maybe I'm exaggerating as usual

with money but still but maybe they were sort of 170 no I promise you a couple of hundred quid they were a good 250 quid

they were a lot of money and I used to beg him that and the Gucci loafers loved a Gucci loafer oh my Gucci loafers were in the bin. That's mad. They went to charity.

That's crazy. And now, beautiful, they would all fit me. And all the kitten heels, they're all back. You could have got them all resold. No,

but they were fine. I hardly wore them. I had a lovely tan pair, black pair. No, I can't think about it. No, you didn't hardly wear them.

You wore them. I did wear them. You wore them. No, but it's a shame you haven't still got them. So stupid. That is why you should keep everything. i've still got all nan's furs

yeah i know and now that's frowned upon but they're so old coming back though is it yeah because they're vintage yeah then yeah of course better than them no i just worry if you go out and one that you might get paid yeah because they don mind. Because they don't know that they're 75 years old, do they? Yeah, but you just say it's fake. Who's going to know? No, it's true. Someone shouted at me on the tube once. Did they?

Yeah. Well, I get it. Speaking of fur, and I know there wasn't much on this one, but I did want to share the one of the three of us. Oh, okay. Leaving Sugar Hut. Let's have a look. Maria is wearing...

Oh, said fur. Yeah. Yeah, I love that one. I got that in Camden Passage. The one thing that, for me, is mine and Natalie's eyelashes. Did we go to Boots together and buy those? I think possibly. No wonder why you can't open your eyes.

I was going to say, are you drunk or is it that your lashes are so heavy? You look nice there, Els. Wow. What do you think? You've got a nice plain outfit. You look nice. It's the shoes. Why am I wearing a peep toe with tights?

I just think you're all very hard on yourself. I couldn't be like you. But why are we all wearing tights? I remember that because it was cold. It was December. It's just the eyelashes. I remember those feather earrings, babe.

Do you remember them? I am absolutely hammered in that photo. Have you ever seen anything like it? I can't stand up. If you look at my legs, I think you're holding me up.

We are. But look at Natalie's shoes. They're like, I'm going to work. Pumps, little black pumps. Maria got let off lightly on this one,

but her hair color oh it's just sort of like stripy black and red yeah it's appalling and again your shoes i used to wear those i love those yeah they were like a silky like shiny but yeah for me satin is the word you're looking for yeah thank you the fashionista yeah um well they're not satin faux satin it is it's the natalie's eyelashes and mine but wow yeah i didn't notice that that's genius couple of tarantulas on there and your barnets as well like similar yeah we both had the bob but why would you wear a long a cream dress with thick black tights again why didn't i wear nude tights no oh, no, no. You don't wear nude tights.

You've done a few of those. Don't worry. I've seen those. We haven't spoken about them. I still wear nude tights all the time. Oh, my God. I go out with tights on all the time. I don't like bare legs.

I know I love that one. What's wrong with that? No comment. Let's not even go there. No, I can't. I can't do it. it right so we've gone for a few looks but you have had some lovely ones too no you have no you know as when we got involved a bit yeah and as i've got older you kind of know how to dress a little bit more don't you

but you know what i will say which I do like I've always been very confident and I've always not given a shit what people think when I want I quite like that you did some green eyeshadow here which doesn't look bad you look lovely there

oh Liv did me up then that was nice and I like the blazer you look really nice there yeah that was nice black trouser suit can't go wrong can't go wrong can't go wrong with a pair of jeans t-shirt and a jacket you can't go wrong how did we miss this one tinkerbell what's in the peter pan earlier is referring to a tv choice outfit that i wore in a lovely lime green don't worry i'll

save it and then a few bridesmaid corkers i mean yeah it's endless isn't it it is endless but it's nice to go through a few and i think people will really enjoy the nostalgia of looking at the outfits yeah that was nice that's a really lovely one yeah that was good and i did that on my own no this is what i mean i think you go wrong sometimes where you try too hard. Yeah. And your hair and your make-up, sometimes you do your hair and make-up yourself and it's lovely. Yeah.

You don't suit all that big booth. I know we love it, but... Yeah, it doesn't suit me. It doesn't suit you. No, you're right. I think the less is more for me. Yeah. Less is more.

Which is mad that we're saying that. Yeah. But it's true. I agree with you. I'm going to post up some screenshots then, which I'll give to you, because Maria's given me some today, of when I'm asking for advice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I've got their responses and stuff, which are quite hilarious.

I will send them on to you to read, but I'm going to post a few of them up as well, just so people know that this is real. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. They're quite good. So have a look at the outfits. Let me know what you think. Go on to Instagram.

If you haven't got Instagram, Google Natalie Cassidy and press images and just go through them all, to be honest. Because if you do that, they're all on there for everybody to see. You can have a great time. Send in your favourites. Send in your favourites, that's a good one. And send in yours because it would be lovely to look back on how we've grown up, what we used to wear when we were younger.

It's just funny, isn't it? It's just a lovely subject. You've got to be able to laugh back at it, not take it too seriously. Of course. It's creative, isn't it? It's fun. It's just funny, isn't it? It's just a lovely subject. You've got to be able to laugh back at it, not take it too seriously. Of course. It's creative, isn't it? It's fun. It's good.

That was your dress, Els. No. And we're still making them now, the mistakes. Mine. That was my dress that you wore to a wedding. No, it wasn't. No, it was my dress.

Was it? Yes, that I lent to you. Oh, really? For a girls' lounge. I'll tell you something. My memory is shot to pieces. Yeah, it's mad, isn't it? It's so bad.

Have you always had a bad memory? No, I think it's down to learning a lot of lines and having to throw them away. And I think now... Pre-menopausal? I don't think I'm pre-menopausal, no. Peri? Why did I say pre?

I'm not sure. No, I don't think I'm pre-menopausal. My memory is shocking. It has been for a while. I feel like I'm perimenopausal, no. Peri? What did I say, pre? Not sure. No, I don't think I'm perimenopausal. My memory is shocking. It has been for a while. I feel like I'm the same. And like you say, you've just got so much going on. So much in your brain. Yeah, yeah.

I don't think your brain can make room for everything. What I think is interesting as well is, like, Eliza will borrow your clothes, won't she? I know casual stuff. Yeah. But you probably never did that with Nan, won't she? I know casual stuff. Yeah. But you probably never did that with Nan, did you? No, of course not. Nan wore Marks' three-quarter length little flowy skirts with a little blouse.

Yeah. Or she'd wear a suit jacket. Yeah. Because she dressed very old for her age, didn't she? I used to wear Mum's clothes. Yeah, I was going to say we did, didn't we? No, I would never do that. But even though Mum was maybe 58 59 when i

was getting to the teenage years she was an old 58 59 wasn't she in the way she dressed yeah that is a much bigger age gap though than what we had with mum oh of course very different yeah yeah i'm saying it's just even interesting now that eliza but does she random stuff she'll borrow she wanted to borrow this I said no it's a new t-shirt yeah not at the moment

but at some point you can but not going out she was going out no no definitely not they like to wear nothing

nothing and trainers I mean that's great though why was it like that for me it was we did but it's very different now though.

They wear their little short skirts with their little boob tube top. And trainers. And socks and trainers. Yeah, but I remember going out to the same club. I'd gone on a Friday. Yeah, it was dressy. Bit dressy. Saturday night, proper like dressy heels.

Yeah. Go on the Sunday. Trainers. Jeans and trainers. Yeah. Faces. Yeah. But that's what I mean

but when we used to go faces it was you were done up you were in heels dresses I couldn't think of anything worse clubs in London queuing to get in

with like stilettos on then you're in the club with them all night in the club that's why a good rave was good trainers all the way yeah

baggy jeans trainers t-shirt that's what they're doing now yeah that's what they're back to that's what I was doing honey no clubs mate yeah it's so true though it's all people do now yeah and what what did you used to wear when you used to go clubbing i i never really liked clubbing and i i still would wear dresses over jeans i was no good at it i just i had no idea what i was doing and yeah like long long casual

tops over jeans and a hoodie and i just know just no good i've got sort of wearing coats into clubs because i didn't have a like a nice jacket so i'd still just be wearing a like a really cheap sort of purple primark coat right Right. That was only last Tuesday. Still going on, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Just no good. Just, yeah, jeans, T-shirt, scruffy T-shirt. That was it.

That was it. Well, I'm pleased that I've got you both and you help me. You guide me, don't you, along the way? We do. We try, babes. We do try What's your favourite thing That I wear then

Favourite thing that I wear Like what suits me Do you like trousers on me Or a dress I've never asked you I don't think you're A really dressed kind of girl No

I like the old jeans Nice top I like Jeans and a nice top No What do you mean I know but it's hard What top I feel like I can never Find a nice top. No? What do you mean? I know, but it's hard.

What top? I feel like I can never find a top. You like a good blouse, don't you? I like a shirt. I like a good blouse. It's nice when you wear a nice shirt with a nice ruffle. You know, they're in at the moment. Like the Ghani type vibes. Yeah, yeah.

I do like you in a long skirt and a t-shirt. I think that's a very you vibe. Because you can wear that with a pair of trainers, sandals. Yeah, you sent me a look the other day, which I really liked. Long pleated skirt, but with like an oversized jumper and trainers. Yeah, jumper, T-shirt. The thing is, you can wear that all year round. Yeah.

You could wear a T-shirt on holiday. Big, thick jumper. I like that look for you, and I think you should do it more I've got a lovely cream skirt that I bought from River Island actually but it's it's white, what do you call it when it's see-through-ish

and you can see the bit that covers your bum the lining so it's got a lining half of it it's not lining. Well, yeah, but it's like... So it's got a lining for half of it. Yeah, but it's not half of it. It's here. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

Not sure about that. Just not sure. But I think for holiday, it doesn't... Holiday will look lovely. Just put it on on holiday. But to whack it when it's hot here, I put it on for, oh, really? It's a bit holiday.

It's a bit too see-through, I think, for my liking. Because you don't wear shorts, do you? No. Well, I do. I wear a pair of't wear shorts do you no well I do I wear a pair of jeans shorts in the garden but I have legs the top of my legs

are like cottage cheese at the back now come on I don't know what I'm saying now I always have been but who cares I do care about that yeah

I don't need to be showing everybody my cellular life what you feel comfortable with yeah it's just certain things top of my arms I'm not very comfortable with. Yeah, it's just certain things. Top of my arms I'm not very comfortable with. Yeah.

And the legs. But yeah, that's why I get your long skirts out and little t-shirt, lovely. If I crack on with the old weights and the Peloton, I might get the old legs out. There we go. Lazy bones. I need to do something too.

Oh well, there we go. Really exciting topic coming up. Thank you to Teresa. I've saved you in the business whatsapp as Teresa self-service checkouts so that's your name here's a message hi Nat Teresa from Ireland here and I just wanted to maybe suggest a future subject from your podcasts and by the way absolutely enjoying your podcast oh my god i love it absolutely love it and i feel like what other people are saying i'm sitting down having a chat with a few mates love it thank you so much for this subject i think would really be interesting

to a lot of people and have many many opinions is self-service checkouts 100 oh my gosh they can be the most frustrating thing ever can't they i mean oh so many things you can say about them just really frustrating they're anything but fast find, and really frustrating. I just thought I'd mention it. Maybe it's something you can do in the future. Bye. Lovely, Teresa. 100%. Definitely, definitely, Teresa, going to do that topic.

Absolutely brilliant self-service checkouts. We've got loads of topics on the go, haven't we? With you two especially, we've got to do games. We've not done board games yet. We've got crisp flavours to get through. You know what I'm saying? And also, also m we just need some lovely correspondence ones me and you doing all the voice notes and that thursday's ep is going to be correspondence regarding this issue so i need your help after today this is a call out 0778 20 19 19 please get in touch show me your pictures

send me a little voice note about what you used to wear and let me know what you think of my looks the looks as I said are on Instagram they'll be on my page at natcast1

to be fair wouldn't it hurt to get a few more followers so you know when I talk about oh tell your friends tell your friends to listen to the podcast follow the podcast

review the podcast also if you know people like I'm not on social media I don't know why she was posh to listen to the podcast, follow the podcast, review the podcast. Also, if you know people that are not on social media, I don't know why she was posh, sorry. I'm not on social media, but I've heard about the pod.

So follow her. You might not like it, just follow her on Instagram. You only need one follower. Can they follow us as well? Oh, and follow at Nat's Nieces because Ro Ro and Els

have got a little page now. They're going to put a few bits and pieces up and that's really lovely. Just a little side note to the pod. Building the team, if you know what I mean. Thanks, Els. Welcome. Thank you. Thanks, RoRo.

Pleasure. I hope you've enjoyed this week's Fashion Faux Pas episode. Please send me your Fashion Faux Pas. Little photo photo little story uh em yeah thanks darling oh you're welcome thanks for jumping on everyone's loving a little monday bonus you know it's not really a bonus anymore em is it no it's ongoing if you can do this and cope with your busiest weeks of filming, we're not going to switch it off, are we?

I don't think so. I've lulled you into a false sense of security and we are doing two a week. So everybody knows this will be a Monday and a Thursday. Possibly a little bonus sometimes. Ep 3 coming out soon. Yeah, no, a week's too long to wait. Lots Yeah, no, a week's too long to wait. Lots of people have said a week's too long to wait.

Right, I've got to go. Come on. It's half nine now. I'm tired. Right, Elsie's got to go. We've been nagging for long enough. I think I can't speak. What is wrong with you? I'm absolutely shattered. Right, ready?

Shall we do it? No, no, I'm going to do it. It's goodbye from Natalie. Shattered. I need to get out of here. No, fair enough. It's absolutely bacon in the room we're recording in. I don't know what's happened.

Shatterly. Shatterly. Shatterlid. Right, we're off. We're all going mad. We've had enough tonight. Thank you for listening. See you Thursday.

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