Life with Nat - EP132: Nat's Nieces #24 - what do you meme?!
Episode Date: July 16, 2025They're so very firey but each other deeply, it's Nat and the Nieces back on to get flowery, taste test some sandwiches, and where's Ware strikes again in the most unusual of spots. Enjoy!! xx P...lease subscribe, follow, and leave a review. xxx You can find us in all places here; https://podfollow.com/lifewithnat/view INSTA: @natcass1 A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: hello@keepitlightmedia.com SHOW INFO: Life with Nat - it’s me! Natalie Cassidy and I’ll be chatting away to family, friends and most importantly YOU. I want to pick people's brains on the subjects that I care about- whether that’s where all the odd socks go, weight and food or kids on phones. Each week I will be letting you into my life as i chat about my week, share my thoughts on the mundane happenings as well as the serious. I have grown up in the public eye and have never changed because of it. Life with Nat is the podcast for proper people. Come join the community. ♥️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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It'd be good if I put my headphones on.
Jesus wept, mess. Honestly.
Amy from Colchester here.
I had to message in for the first time.
After listening to your I don't really know podcast with your nieces, your relationship
with them is absolutely brilliant.
And it got me thinking, you have a very sisterly sort of bond.
And I have, well, a collection of bond and I have well a collection of sisters
and stepsisters and half sisters and things and I was at a hen party recently
with a couple of them and we were being our usual sisterly like mad way taking
the mick out of each other crazy constant chat chat chats and one of the
ladies at the hen party who didn't have, doesn't have sisters was just marvelling
at our relationship and our bond and all of
this. And I just, it made me think about how special your bond is with your nieces and
my bond is with my sisters and how lucky we are to have it because people that don't have
sisters don't really get it in the same way. Anyway, I just think you're all absolutely
hysterical. The way you take the piss out of each other is just brilliant. Them laughing
at your satin skirt is exactly the kind of thing I do with
my sisters. It comes across quite mean sometimes I think. We're very fiery but we just love
each other deeply and we just have that great bond so I thought I'd just have to message
and say how much I love listening to you and how much I can relate to everything that you
say in your relationship. Anyway, love the pod, take care, bye.
Thank you so much. Love that. Very fiery, but love each other deeply,
I think is a very good way to...
I might whack it on the gravestone.
Very fiery, but loved everyone deeply.
Yeah, it's good.
It's very true.
Because a lot of people would probably look in
and think, God, they do take the piss out of her. Well no people have commented haven't they? People have said oh you
give it they're quite mean or they give you a lot of egg. Really like me?
Very protective over me. Why? Just ah. Grown up and they don't know you. I know but also she's
saying her sisters, we're sisters. That's right. You're not our sister. I know but also she's saying her sisters, we're sisters. That's right. You're not our sister.
I know but...
But you're like our sister.
It's that relationship.
And you haven't got a sister, so how lovely.
Oh yeah, I mean it's amazing.
How are we all?
You're very lucky.
We've got a lot to get through.
Am I right?
All right, can we just chill the pressure down a minute?
I know but there's so much to get through.
Okay, well that's fine, you've got the agenda, but first of all, Happy St Swithin's Day. Oh, St Swithin's, if it rains today. Swithin's. Swithin's. Sounds
like a Harry Potter character. What's that, Swithin's? Go on then. It means St Swithin's
Day is if it rains today. It's raining. It will rain for 40 days. Oh, perfect. Roll on
Devon. That's what I was thinking. But it's rained at the end of the day.
What does that mean? Only rains for 12.5 in the days.
It's going to be really sunny Thursday and Friday so it's all lalalalalalalalabollocks.
Talking of lalalalalalabollocks.
We've had a cracking, cracking Facebook post. lovely message from Annie. Thank you, Annie.
Annie has found someone's profile, Betty Swalucks.
Oh, can't be real.
She's got 12 friends and Betty Swalucks is alive and well on Facebook.
Excellent.
That's like, there we go. That is the Mabys thing.
No, it's not.
What is?
Maybe her name is Betty Swalock.
No it's not.
No, her name isn't.
I don't think she's being funny.
Have a little butcher's. Can you look up the old birth register? Names.
See if there's a Betty Swalocks.
Else?
All over it.
Loves it, the girl.
Talking of names, people have been asking about our nicknames again
and we touched on it last pod, I interrupted and we never went back.
So the suspense must be killing everyone.
Standard. We've had quite a lot of messages about that.
So Els?
Birdie.
So I've got two. Els Bells and? Birdie? Eee, Birdie! So, I've got, well, I've got two.
Elsbells and Auntie Birdie.
Ooh, Elsbells.
I wonder where that come from.
Well, no, but it was.
It was our uncle, wasn't it?
From, wasn't it?
Oh, no, but that's Shrimes.
Well, it's still a nickname.
No, what do you mean?
Well, not really.
People that are called Ellie aren't all called Elsbells.
They might just be El or Els.
So, where's it from?
Wasn't it from Macarion?
Oh, no, Hellsbells. Hellsbells. Hells Bells, they might be L or else. So where's it from? Wasn't it from a carry on?
Oh no, Hell's Bells.
Hell's Bells.
And Gisette Meester love, well still does, the carry on.
Is that carry on?
I think it's carry on.
I'm really not sure, I'm not going to participate in this conversation.
Hell's Bells.
There's a lot of research going on early doors, that's all I can say.
I've given up on the on. Yeah, carry on abroad.
I think it was the hotel. No Hells Bells is a slang expression often used in the context of the British comedy
film series carry on. Oh that's it. Oh so it's just a... fine. Very good. There you go.
Result of Hells Bells a pun on Hells Bells. Excellent. Brilliant. An Auntie
Birdie. An Auntie Birdie is from Alfie. Yeah. Who is Maria's son, for our listeners.
Your nephew.
My nephew, yeah, but I'm saying you're, Jesus.
My great nephew.
I'm his auntie, hence Auntie Birdie.
It's hard work already with guys.
And we were just, we were away.
We were in Swanage.
We were in Swanage and we were walking
or he was I was pushing him in the pram and then we were looking at the birds and I was just going
birdie and making him laugh and then he went Auntie Birdie and he thought it was really funny.
That is weird because that is really random and it is proper stuff.
And he then started going Auntie Birdie and I was going don't call me that and then he carried on
and then from there and then obviously Ruby and Amelia have then been born yeah and they only know me as Auntie Birdie which is mad because then when other
people are around that might not know as well obviously we all know but then they'll say
oh give up Elia that and they're like they know your name when they're being sods they'll go
Auntie Elia and you go what but for a little while they didn't know what my name,
I could say what's my name and they didn't really know.
Yeah, I love being Auntie Birdie.
Yeah, it's cute.
It's a really good name.
I like the name Birdie.
I'm just, I had that on my list.
Birdie's lovely.
I'm just Nat Nat, there's nothing really to say.
You're Nat Nat.
With the kids.
Yeah, Auntie Nat Nat.
But again, it started with Alfie Nat-Nat.
When you was younger,
do you remember your friends just called you Natsy?
Natsy.
Yeah, I was Natsy for a while.
And granddad just called you Squirt?
Squirt.
Always Squirt.
Always Squirt in a card.
Because I was a little,
I was a,
oh wow.
It's ready below the belt, guys.
I mean...
You can't...
I can't believe this.
And she went like that, with her hand.
Was it when the ink used to squirt out of your face?
No, it was because I was a little tiny girl and I was a little squirt.
Which is what you'd say for a tiny little person.
Perfect.
That's disgusting.
What about me?
Ro Ro.
Rab.
That was just Eliza.
Rab.
Yeah, uncles have got a lot of new names for us.
Yeah, I mean probably some that are not very PC.
And Merg.
Merg?
Maz, I've had Maz, Mazza.
Merg is weird and that was all from school.
Where the girls started just calling me Merr.
And then it turned into Merg.
You call me Merg.
I call you Merg all the time.
Merg, Merg, Jack calls you Merg.
I've had Merg, I've had Maz, I get M and which is crazy, like, but I do it.
I just get Ellie or Ella.
Do you?
It's so annoying, isn't it?
Did I say about my Starbucks trip?
No.
I went to Starbucks.
Yeah.
I ordered a coffee.
Yeah.
She was Starbucks, really?
Just where I was.
Love a Starbucks.
Oh, yeah, I do. Broke. Love a Starbucks. Oh, no.
Yeah, I do.
Ordered my coffee.
She was a trainee, fair.
I said, can I have a flat white?
What size would you like?
I said, um.
Flat white.
I felt a bit, I was like, oh, it's just a flat white?
She was like, yeah, but what size?
I said, oh, I think it's just one size.
She was like, oh, yeah, sorry.
And I thought, fair enough, you're new. Yeah. And then she said, what's your name? I said, yeah, but what size? I said, oh, I think it's just one size. She was like, oh yeah, sorry. And I thought, fair enough, you're new.
And then she said, what's your name?
I said, Elia.
And she went, could I, can I just put Ellie?
I said, no, my name's Elia.
I was fucking raging.
Can I just put Ellie?
Well, no.
It's not saying my name's Jim, can I just put John?
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
It's a completely different name. When people say
Ella, no it hasn't I. You bought me a magnet or a keyring that said Moira. Oh I was so happy. I went
to Whipsnade Zoo with school, I was only in year five. That's really cute. And I was like oh there's one that says
Maria and it said Moira. Moira Stewart. She used to collect key rings.
Geek.
Oh do you remember?
Yeah you had hundreds of them.
That's funny isn't it because it's come right back round and she's got another one.
It's amazing.
It's disgusting.
She has spent.
How much?
Be honest.
Be honest.
£30? That is bullshit. You're a liar. They're not £ honest. Be honest. 30 pounds?
That is bullshit.
You're a liar.
They're not 30 pounds.
They're at least 50, the ones I've seen.
You're a liar.
Do you think it's fake?
I've been done over.
Yeah, where'd you get it from?
A shop.
No, but GPT did.
They said it was legit.
No, you can't get them.
They're sold out everywhere.
No, it's interesting.
But it was in like a Harry Potter shop. A random shop. No, possibly. I think they just sold out everywhere. No it's interesting but it was in like a Harry Potter shop
a random shop. No possibly. I think they just had the stock. Is it the shop on Tottenham Court Road where it's
random comic stuff Harry Potter? Yeah. Could be, could be. No the shop you're talking about. Or it might
be fake which would be a real shame. Well also selling it for 30 pound rings alarm bells. That's what I
thought. Well don't worry because it's hideous.
Ah!
I can't quite get over it.
We're talking about the Labubu key rings.
I put it on Insta.
People were very not impressed.
What is this you've sent us?
Taurus Labubu, cancer Labubu.
What's this?
Yeah, and there weren't one for me.
It was not.
It was like us on socials.
What they mean, you're Labubu.
It means you're a sad bitch.
Taurus refuses to rush anything.
That's not true.
Completely not true.
100 miles an hour.
Orders the same thing every time?
No.
Crapes touch and expensive snacks.
Not really.
Oh, you do love a little cheeky M&S snack.
Oh, I do. Back to the M&S snack. Oh I do.
Back to the Piki Bits.
What about your hat, our hats?
Oh Laura, I'm so sorry.
I know this is like a week or two too late to shout you out and it's mental because everyone,
when I say the messages, we have both, Nats Leases and Natalie has had an Instagram about
these caps that are going around with
the M&S Picky Bits, M&S Food Hall. But unfortunately, well, everyone's sending it from another
person that's doing them, but I need to shout out, Say It With Fred, Laura, who sent us
our amazing hats. Thank you so much. She's a beautiful person and does all embroidered
sweats, t-shirts, caps.
Amazing.
So please give her a follow and yeah Laura thank you so much.
So what is it at Say It With Thread?
Yeah.
Amazing.
That's the one.
Thank you Laura for my caps. I love them so much. You must have seen it. I posted on Insta. I tagged you anyway.
Yeah she shared it and what did we, we got the, ours was ours the picky bits Yes, I'd rather be an M&S food. Yeah, they're cracking best things I've ever seen just talking about picky bits
Yeah, we had the other day
the
Pane
Was it what's it called? The bread?
What bread?
Spanish.
She thought there was one.
I said there's two there.
Separate it.
Get it in the oven.
They're so thin.
What is it?
A sort of butter?
No, it's more like Spanish bread.
It's a Spanish bread.
We've then the tomato on top.
The bread's salt and pepper.
The, what do you want to call it?
The tomato topper.
What, from Mars?
No.
Is it good?
You feel like you're in Valencia.
I know.
And then we put a little bit of the butter. What do you call it? Tomato topper. What from Mars is? No.
Is it good?
You feel like you're in Valencia.
I know.
And then we put a little drizzle of olive oil, salt and pepper, Amrelle, Natalie ate
the whole thing, didn't even cut it up.
Like that massive.
You know that Tom and Jerry?
The only thing I would say, and we both said this, however, we understand why, for me,
could have had more garlic.
Yeah, we love garlic.
Not a lot of people would like that.
Maybe you could crush a bit of garlic.
You could sprinkle it on top.
No, you would just mix it in.
That's exactly what you need.
You need little grout.
Unbelievable.
It was fantastic.
And you know that you get a sweet tomato in Spain.
Yeah.
They have got that sweetness.
It's all about the tomatoes, isn't it?
I do love a tomato.
My look coming along.
Our tomatoes are shit here.
Darling, I've got 450,000 tomatoes growing.
Yeah, we do need some of those when they're available.
I had a baby James had a courgette the other day.
Luckily it was.
Homegrown from here.
Picked.
So I give it to James.
I said, really?
Any flowers knocking about?
Loads in the garden. Beautiful. Oh
sorry. I'm sorry I've ruined some of my growing, my seeds and stuff. No, ones I can stuff and
eat. I do have some. What am I fine with a courgette flower? I understand why they're
so expensive. Why? No, she's fucked them. A few and far between. No, no, no. Yes, because
you have to get them exactly.
Because you need a little bit of courgette on the end of it.
Don't you?
Yeah.
So you need that, but then you need the bud to be full.
Yes.
It's a fucking nightmare.
Oh, no good.
I think she's picked too early.
I haven't picked too early.
Not sure.
I haven't.
They say courgette should be picked.
The ones you get in a shop, the bigger they get, the more tasteless they get.
Yes.
So when you read up on it.
Yeah, they should be thin.
No, the baby cucumber is unbelievable.
Yeah, but you shouldn't get a big fat, girthy cucumber.
No, full of water.
Unless you're on your own on a Friday night.
Korea!
Sorry!
As we've been having a little chat about M&S and stuff, I've got a little surprise For real? Sorry.
As we've been having a little chat about M&S and stuff, I've got a little surprise for you both. Now I know, oh, might be a little bit late.
Within the trends.
She's done it.
She hasn't. Wimbledon's over. I'm not interested.
But we haven't tried it yet.
Oh my god, I'm so excited. Is it the cake or the sandwich?
What is it though? I cannot believe I've not had one of these. And me. I've seen mixed
reviews. Listen it's old, whatever, old news. I haven't had any. Where's the champagne?
This is me. I want to just hear. Let's have it, be honest now. But can I ask something, there was some beef about the old tax implications, is it a cake,
is it a sandwich, what is it?
Oh fuck off.
I'm not interested.
Right, first thing I'm going to say is it smells delicious.
The feel of it, all lovely.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this with my teeth.
Oh, well you've been managing for the last 40 years, love, with those and thatches.
No. Go on, get back a bit. My brace. Right, love. With those and thatchers. No. Go on.
Get back a bit.
My brace.
Right.
Come on now.
We're going in.
So it's not really bread, is it?
No.
No, it's a sweetened bread.
No, it's not a cake.
It is a cake.
It's not, it's sweetened bread.
It's like getting a chocolate eclair that's got cream in it and a bit of chocolate on it
and it's pastry.
Go for yourself.
Where are you going, though?
Are you going middle or are you going corner?
You can't go middle.
You've got to go corner. Not the crust. A clare that's got cream in it and a bit of chocolate on it and it's pastry. Where are you going now? Are you going middle or are you going corner?
I can't go middle. I've got to go corner.
Oh.
Nothing's made me happier.
Oh, the plane.
I'm very lot of to him.
No, it's alright. I'll have a little chat.
I'm going to just shout out a little message while they're having their sandwich.
I'd like them to eat a whole, a full half actually.
I like it.
It's amazing how the strawberries are staying so juicy.
Mmm.
That's good.
I like it.
I don't know when you would eat it but I like it.
I feel like it'd be good for like cutting it in another half if you was doing like a little
Afternoon tea.
Yeah exactly.
Ah. It's a like a little afternoon tea. Yeah exactly. Ah it's a cracker
for afternoon tea. Lovely with a cup of tea. Beautiful. Lovely that. Lovely. Well there you
go. Thanks Ali. I just wanted you to have some. So there you go. I like the old cream cheese though.
Living for that. Is it cream cheese or whipped cream?
Bear with me.
No it's not, it's cream cheese.
Oh my god, I bet it's their bloody,
it's gonna be their cream, their.
Oh no.
It tastes like yogurt.
It's their full fat soft cream cheese.
No it ain't.
Of course it is.
And creme fraiche.
That is hilarious.
I bought another one of them today.
Did you?
It's the third one. How many?
I was gonna say how many have you got for me? Although no, the second one I did get rid of because today. Did you? It's the third one. I was gonna say, I don't know.
Although no, the second one I did get rid of
because I thought it'd been open for a little while,
weren't sure if it was safe.
How long?
How long?
How long?
Can you keep going?
Has this been going on?
I don't know how long.
What a banger.
What a great song.
I don't know, I didn't think of that.
I think for me.
How long, how long?
It's not long, is it? Sorry?
Oh, not how long, it's how low.
Oh yeah.
Is it?
Can I have a bite?
Oh yeah, there you go.
I, um, alright for me, anything like that that's open...
Sorry.
So sorry to interrupt, but can I just tell you for everyone listening, I've had one, which
is why I'm not tasting it.
I had one the other night and absolutely loved it.
It is how long, how long. What do you mean it's not how long?
Oh is it?
How long, how long will I stay?
For me, until I can see a bit of fur starting to appear, I think it's okay to eat.
What?
Pick said fur off? Would. Pick said fur off?
Would you pick said fur off?
Oh no, no, no, no, that freaks me out.
People do.
Really?
Do you pick fur off your cream cheese?
0778 2019.
Not cream cheese, but I would with a block of cheddar.
Oh yeah.
There's a girl on TikTok called the diary of a cheapskate.
Nice, excellent.
She waters down her Weetabix.
Oh, it's crazy stuff.
You've got to watch a few of her things.
I remember trying to do that with Ruby
when I was trying to get her off the bottle.
Do what?
Put a bit of milk in.
Yes.
And also because the dentist would go,
oh, Hattie, does she have milk yet?
Does she have a bottle yet?
You're judging me.
OK.
So I thought, right, if I watered down the milk,
no chance.
So someone tried to water down my rose.
No, thank you.
She would be like, absolutely not.
Talking of rose, there are 5,000 people
that want a rose pod.
Right, listen, everybody.
It's all been, your rings are scraping.
Well I'm cleaning the table because you just bought me a sandwich.
My son! You threw my sandwich away.
Where were we?
Rose, we're going to do it when it's winter and no one wants to drink it. All the best.
I'm going to be honest with you all. I don't think we're going to get round to it.
Oh wow. I'm not sure we're going to. Let's be honest.
It's a May pod. It's pathetic. It's now July. Yeah, we should be doing it in May. So everyone
gets hyped for the summer. We're going to do it in September when we're on to a read. What we'll do is we'll post on our Instagram a couple of our faves. We'll
pick two each that we like. And we'll pop it on for you. And we'll put them on. I've
already done mine. Okay, well you can do it again. And I keep calling it Belan. It's not.
It's like Belani. Well yeah. Belan. Isn't it Belani?? Is it from France? No idea.
Anyway, we'll do a little something.
I'm sorry, life gets in the way sometimes.
We're all busy.
You know that we are trying to fulfill the pods.
I tell you, we've done a lot because we're all away soon.
So we've done a lot of extras and bits and pieces.
But it's fine. It keeps them listening.
You can wait till next May.
Wait till next May.
We'll do like a book club vibe. we can get recommendations, get you all involved.
The only thing I was thinking, next week is book club pod.
And we could do that with the Rosé.
Perfect.
Book some Rosé next week.
Well let's see, let's just see, we've got a lot going on.
Oh yeah, we say this and it won't happen.
Well, but I think that would be quite a nice combo.
And also it is pissing down with rain, so it's not a rosé kind of night guys.
It is an actually, not tonight.
So it wouldn't have been appropriate, you've got to have all the feels, you know.
Yeah, all the feels, all the feels.
Talking of book club.
Yes.
You've all finished a book?
Yeah.
Yes.
No spoilers?
No spoilers.
I know, but we haven't really spoken about it.
We can't speak, what do you want to speak about? Yeah, we've, but we haven't really spoken about it. We can't speak.
What do you want to speak about?
Yeah, we've all finished.
We can't speak about it.
Okay, then move on.
People are asking about dates, what's going on, etc.
I mean, I'm confused.
No, you're right.
You're absolutely right.
Book club.
We need to talk about it.
So next pod, Nats Nises pod, next week, we will do book club.
We're going to go through a few reviews, talk about what
we thought of the book and by then on Instagram and Facebook and everywhere
else we'll put out a poll and we'll have our new book to you know discuss and be
excited about and get excited for August. So please, please, please, we've had so
many anyway but it'd be lovely any reviews of the book, anything you want to even say just about the book club, how
it makes you feel, are you excited about it?
And more recommendations are welcomed.
So second book coming up for August, 07788, 2019-19.
You can WhatsApp me on that number.
Facebook, Life with Nat Page, please follow.
You can get on there and message me at NatCas1,
at Nat's Nieces. Any recommendations or anything about the book club would be most welcome
and we're going to chat books next week.
That is all well and good. We do need to find like a decent way of collating all the recommendations
and reviews.
You said you had a spreadsheet.
I mean what was she fucking talking about?
She's fucking joking.
I just could have put it all on the spreadsheet guys.
I've just started a new job, okay?
Okay, well don't say things.
My glass is very full at the moment.
Don't say things.
My glass is very full.
No, you are not doing anything.
Sorry, can I just say something?
No.
Both of you, you're gonna get 470 messages.
470?
My glass is full. Yeah? You're going to get 470 messages. 470?
My glass is full.
Yeah?
My glass is full means you're a very positive person.
Oh my god. What is it?
What you mean is, my glass is very full.
My cup is full.
Yours is not full.
My cup, my glass, I've got a wine glass, my wine glass isn't full.
Yeah, there's a lot going on.
July is the pits of a month. Oh, it's a lot going on. July is the pits of a month.
Oh, it's a lot, isn't it?
So many birthdays.
David's.
Part at Maria's.
Ruby's.
Uncle Tony's 60.
I was going to really go round that.
Oh, sorry.
I'm ever so sorry.
Yeah, we can forget mine.
Yours is irrelevant this year.
Exactly, yeah.
I mean, the cards?
Nah.
What really upsets me is you can't buy a cousin card that's for a small child.
Correct. They're kind of...
They're shit.
For an old person.
They're grown up.
They're all shit.
I've now had to go and spend a load of money online.
Don't do it.
It's ridiculous.
Just write, get a card, nice card and put cousin on the front in black marker.
No. Why?
Why don't you just get a piece of A4 paper, fold it over, put cousin on it and then
just write in it. No don't do that. No I'm all right guys thank you I've just done about £17 on Moonpick.
It's so expensive. I'm not doing any of it. Although yesterday was buy one get one free.
Well I'll tell you how I know that. I kept doing it last night and it was not working.
Every time I went to... normal sized cards, not large.
No, it was normal, but every time I went to put a photo in,
it kept throwing me off the app.
I wanted to smash the phone out.
I was so annoyed.
So then today I did it on the website and not on the app.
I was fuming.
Oh, mine worked.
Was the offer still on today?
No, it wasn't.
No, they lied.
I was going to say it was in the last night.
That's probably why it wasn't working for me
because it was overloaded.
Oh, that's a bit of a shame though, isn't it?
So much going on.
I'm overloaded!
Shame that.
You got a nice voice note for me.
Fantastic, actually.
Really, really.
Oh, before I go into the voice note, what was spotted?
A little quiz for you both at St Catherine's Dock this week.
Do you want a quiz for you both?
I fucking
sent it to you. Oh just play a fucking long for the pod. You two bust my nuts. Oh sorry
oh sorry. Where from where? Where? What? Are you ok? Can we have some help? Send some help.
No!
Why is she ruining it all?
No, no, no.
No, because you...
Get...
Aye.
This.
What's what?
What has been spotted on St Catherine's Island
was a very fair quiz question.
From Quizmeister, is that fair question?
Oh, look. Yeah. That's quite a boat. What sort of boat? A canal boat. Yeah. Does it say
Where's Where? Yes. Ten points to earlier. Our Where's Where boat that was in the
Where canal has been spotted in St Catherine's
Dock which by the way can I say it's a fantastic place to dine and drink.
What a fabulous location that people forget about near Tower Bridge.
Throwing it out there to you all.
It's not the same boat is it?
No she's fucking with me now.
What is the original? Oh my god the original
now it's a copy like your fucking labubu. It's a fake. Do you know when you you know
she's intelligent and then she comes out with stuff and it blows my mind. How do you know? Because you can't. Maybe it's a boat. No one's
going to have the same boat with the same font. What's exactly the same boat? Yes! And they've,
like people, you know when you've got a boat, what you tend to do is you go along the water
and visit new places. I want proof. No it's spotted. The boat from where it's been spotted. It's on Facebook
pages. I've had it 10 times. It's definitely the same boat. It's good isn't it? But just try and
get the concept of boat on water and sort of traveling down the bowels and just routes through
London. It's like seeing your car and you go oh my god I saw a WXVVV in Broxbourne and then I've
seen the same number plate in London.
That would be wild.
Oh yeah there's not as many boats as there are cars.
That would be wild.
It wouldn't be wild.
Sorry I've got, I've got.
It's very funny.
But also the whole canal boat thing, it's hard work.
Yeah, but I'd love to do it.
I watched two ladies the other day
and I just watched them film them.
So you watched them and you were tight.
It's such hard work.
I stood there with my coffee and watched them.
I had my Laboobas swinging in my fingers.
I had my new braces on my teeth.
I had my eight pound juice and my new rings on and I just
couldn't believe it. I said I hope you don't mind me filming you because I would like to
show my son how this works. The whole lock situation. Yes it is hard work. And they were
older women. And you're filming that's all they fucking need is her with her camera out and then you know what I mean I said would you like something else?
what are you gonna do?
I'm just filming them no I wouldn't have been able to do it
and what did they say?
no they were okay thank you
they probably thought no you're fucking weird
I loved her she went we had problems with this last night she said so I'm not fucking doing it
I'm just going off and she just went and left it up I was like perfect really good
oh really? no she said I don't care I'm gonna ring them and tell them'm just going off. And she just went and left it up. I was like, perfect, really good. Oh really?
No, actually I don't care.
I'm going to ring them and tell them.
That's disrespectful to ribbon.
No, it's not.
No, because she said the night before it wasn't working.
No, but that's fair enough.
You don't pay for these people, professional sort of narrowboaters.
They know how it should work.
Professional narrowboaters?
But you know what I mean.
No, you do know what I mean.
But can we...
My butt!
Sorry?
Uh, friends?
Can we...
Wouldn't it be lovely though?
Wouldn't it be lovely?
Oh no, I'm gonna play this first.
Sorry, we do digress, don't we?
No, I know, but can we make sure we want...
Need more of that boat?
All the time.
Spotted.
Spotted.
Why does it make me feel horrible?
Do you mean you need more of it?
You're in a really funny mood.
No more pictures of that.
That's fantastic.
If that's the same boat, we need to know where it is at all times.
Always.
Right, we keep digressing.
Let's listen to the message from your little story last week, Kelsey.
Here's a little response.
Hi.
I've had to pause, Nat's nieces, just a voice note. I have pissed myself out loud
laughing about the story of the man in the white van coming towards your niece. That
kind of stuff happens to me the whole time and I'm screaming in the car holding up my
finger going one way, one way. Nobody gives a shit. They're not interested. They usually
tell me to go fuck myself. I don't know why we get excited, but anyway, there you go.
Oh, it's brilliant. I can't wait to listen to the rest.
Every Friday, listen to this, do a Mjolnir.
It just creases me up.
It's Marie in Galway.
Oh, go on, Marie.
Thank you, Marie. She's great.
Do the ironing. Go after my own heart.
I was going to say, yeah, how's your ironing coming along?
Tell me to go and fuck myself. but it's brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
Oh, dear.
Oh, alright, we all need to breathe.
And I'm sweating, I'm wearing two t-shirts for some reason.
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We've got to play this. Shelly's coming. Where's she coming? Shelly's coming. Oh, she's coming.
She's coming with a message. And I've got to play it. And Shelly, I love you listening.
I think it's brilliant. But I don't think I agree with you. But let to play it. And Shelly, I love you listening. I think it's brilliant, but
I don't think I agree with you, but let's play it.
Hi guys, Shelly from Dover here, just listening to your latest Natsneezes. I'm hilarious.
You're just laughing the whole way through. Just a quick tip on the upper-ole spritz. I
love an upper-ole spritz. And instead of soda water, you add Fanta Orange. Just the Fanta Orange.
Absolute game changer. And you can just drink more of it.
Cheers. Have a lovely day.
Oh, sounds very sweet to me.
Just wanted your thoughts on it.
I'm not on board with that.
Sorry, Shelley.
I can understand because some people don't like the bitterness of it.
And it's all like orangey vibes, isn't it?
It's no different to someone having a gin with lemonade and not a tonic.
I mean that...
All...
There are a lot of people that do that.
I personally... but then like a vodka lemonade...
hideous.
I'd rather... no.
I'm a very bitter... I like the bitter.
I could drink Aperol with ice.
With nothing else in it.
It's because you're...
...alcoholic.
That's not very kind.
Push my palate.
I don't like Prosecco.
I could have an Aperol and soda.
She hates Prosecco.
She's got faith with Prosecco.
I just don't like it.
I'm not.
I've got some mini bottles of Prosecco so that I can have an apparel and not open a massive bottle.
Yeah, that's a really good idea.
I just want one.
That's a lovely idea.
And it's still too much, but that can be saved.
So two, you could have two out of that.
Yeah, but they come in screw tops also.
Exactly, so you can save it for a few days.
No, you can, because once you put the soda, the soda's what gives the fizz.
Yeah, and then Tesco's or whatever, you know, they know they're like four foot three so that's a really good idea
yeah yeah oh thanks love little pretty face must me what about the storm oh
what that lovely stone stone Sunday hey what day is it Tuesday oh my storm radar
act just came up and it reminded me of the
storm we had, you know, I posted. Is that why my umbrella's on the floor and my cushions
are everywhere? When? What, today? I looked out the window earlier and I was like, oh
yeah. It's been very windy today. It's been extremely windy in the garden. The lovely
that it's raining though, it's been very close, very humid. Very muggy. And I literally, and
again, it's one of those things, like the ironing, watering the garden,
and I mean, yours is like...
45 minute job a night.
Yeah, no, I can't.
I love watering the garden.
The problem I've got, and the midges,
I can go out, I love the hosepipe,
I'll think, I don't take anything with me,
and I'll water the garden, 45 minutes a piece.
You better get in what I find mad.
I get bitten alive! Natalie, you mad. I'll get bitten alive.
Natalie you could sit here and get bitten alive.
No but I'm saying what I find mad is the thought of doing it, I put it off and put it off.
It's lovely.
And then once I do it I'm like, just do it, it's nice, it's fine.
But then when it started raining I was like, I haven't got all the card and that's so good.
I know but they will die.
It's just another job.
I don't know where your get up that you were the other day. The wasps.
That was so funny.
I come out the kitchen, I was like, what are you doing?
And it was really quite warm Saturday.
No, I know.
I went out, how many wasps were there?
There were a lot.
But that killed me as well because I was thinking,
when was we around?
Thursday.
Yeah, Thursday.
She's left the jam jar out and she...
It wasn't even jam, it was cranberry sauce. Cranberry.
Should have been jam really. Why have you put cranberry sauce out?
Because it was off and I thought well... Did it work?
Did it? Did you see the wasps?
Well I couldn't really see them. There was a lot.
I got the pest control man round. Oh thank goodness. Yeah, he came round, he's done it.
But also you put it in just in the middle of the garden?
No, I put it on the side. Yeah, I put it too near our seating area. It was a crazy place to put it.
But then when I went out and it was baking, there was no... I just thought, I've got to do this.
There's no thought about it.
But someone said you should have put a sieve.
Ooh, naggy.
You should have put a sieve over your face.
At least you know for next time.
Juliet, my friend Juliet said that.
Loads of people did.
But.
You should have got Beckham round.
Doesn't matter, I went out.
Who?
David Beckham.
Why?
Because of the bees.
He does all his bees, he's got the old get up,
all the stuff and all the bees. It has Matt. My brother said that he was going to buy me a beekeepers outfit. That's it, yeah, that's what he has.
Just get some pest control. That's for the mosquitoes. He's going to buy me an outfit for the summer.
And then so we were sat outside on Saturday and I reckon for about 20 minutes we were sat on sun loungers, James was having a nap, and proper sunbathing,
it was lovely, had a bit of music on.
I said, I was talking to my friend about the view,
because it's so beautiful, and then we were talking,
I said, but it's so lovely.
Oh, it's really raining, isn't it?
Yeah.
Lovely.
Look, I've got my flip flops on.
Love that sound, right?
And we were going on about the view,
and how lovely. And I was saying the thingies, I'm so happy I've done it.
Got rid of the fence to make it,
and we're going on and on and on,
and that went, well, should we turn around?
Should we turn the seats around so we can see it?
We were facing the house!
Why?
I don't know, just we put them there,
but we're going on, yeah, then we turned it around,
and it was lovely.
Well, I mean, I'm amazed you managed
to stay outside for that long. I was outside all day. How? I don't know. I've been
I've been I'm battered and bruised from musket I'm not gonna talk but it's so
boring. Yeah but the pest bag come round and what? Nest? Nest in the ground. In the
ground? Yeah it's in my garden in the grass. What? I'm mad. Yeah he said it's in my garden in the grass. Look at the hole. What? Oh, mad.
But yeah, he said it's all down.
How? In the ground?
Well, it might have been a vole hole or something
and then they've got in there.
A vole?
Very knowledgeable.
I've never heard of that in the ground.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If there's some sort of hole they can get in.
That is disgusting.
There was loads of them.
Yeah, it's really...
But anyway, he's done 70 quid, bang.
Frank's smart.
That's all right, to be fair.
Fantastic. Excellent. Yeah, very good. That's alright to be fair. Fantastic.
Excellent, very good.
And he checked the whole house, when I had a little look around for you he said it looks like you've only got that one and you won't get any more this season.
So I was very happy about that.
Let's hope it stays that way.
Happy for you.
Nothing wrong though, there's nothing more annoying is there?
Nothing wrong there.
There's nothing more annoying.
Wasps are annoying, they're the most pointless thing in the world
What do they offer another I thought you might know you could be for your animals and that I'm telling you they're nothing
They're not no they do nothing
No, these are amazing. Of course. Yeah
Really tired guys, and this is quite boring. Oh, well, well, we're nearly there
I'm a couple things to say.
We need to do Maria's mishap.
Oh, you're not gonna...
What she doesn't know, what she doesn't know is I may have had a small conversation.
You know me and Auntie Lynnie had a little chat the other night and we had two hours
chat before the pod.
The bubbly table may have come up.
So head on over about Maria's mishap.
Off you go.
But is that actually my mishap?
It is.
Why is that then?
Why is it my fault?
Whose fault is it?
This table's alright.
Do you know what?
I fucking thought that as well.
I think so.
I've got a...
It's not wooden.
What is this?
I don't know.
Fake wood.
Fake wood thing.
Um, so it's the table that the bottom was damaged
that they wouldn't, they sent me the pedestal.
No babe, babe.
That was incorrect.
They all know that.
No, I'm just saying, that's the table.
Yeah, we can't keep talking about it.
That's the said table.
Anyway, the other day, I...
Your socks are nice.
How bad are they?
Oh babe, I've got a pair of your Aragatos in there.
That my... look, Eliza had.
They are washed, they are dried.
Why does she have them?
I don't know, she must have had them at your house.
Wow.
They're washed, they're dried, they're ready on the side.
She didn't tell me.
They're washed, they're dried, they're ready on the side.
They're washed, they're dried, they're ready on the side.
But she didn't even tell me.
She is crazy. She didn't even tell me. She is crazy.
She didn't tell me.
And then I said, oh, what are these socks?
She stole.
I'm going to do her.
And then she went, oh, ro-ro's.
She went, they're ro-ro's.
And I said, oh, right.
Her big feet.
But maybe go and put the arregatos on ASAP because they're disgusting.
What have you got on?
Threadbare.
They've got no soles. I have you got on? Threadbare.
They've got no soles.
I've got no soles.
No threads.
They're just holes.
They're going in the bin, don't worry.
The best socks I've ever had.
What are they?
Soxygen.
Why do they look like that?
I don't care what you say, they are soxygen.
They need some oxygen, because they...
Show us.
That is filth. You need to hoover.
Why?
Or clean the floors.
No, I've been outside today.
But even that, who goes outside with socks?
Soxygen, they wash, they wash, they wash.
They're still padded.
They last a long time.
Okay, well they won't anymore, because they won't be washing out.
Anyway, my table. So i bought a plastic cover protector so the kids don't damage it yeah of
course i understand that and i took it off and i'm wondering if maybe it was sweating
i think with the weather we've had it's a possibility it's sweaty or a bit of water's
got under there no is there any possible not possible. Is there any possibility?
You cleaned it with something wet and then you put it on.
I don't clean, so.
Said cleaner.
Maybe.
But anyway, mum emailed them, they're sending me a new table.
And she just gets it as well.
It's unbelievable.
I know, but it is aggravation.
That is out of order.
Also, what's out of order is they want to take the table I've got now back so someone's got to dismantle that. No, I'd say no. There you go. There's your table
They're not gonna get it out. Where they gonna go?
But why do they want it?
It's fucked
Maybe you can't have two
So they have to replace don't they? I know but what are they gonna do with that?
Maybe they'll chop it out. I mean it's fantastic for me, yeah, get rid of it.
But I've got to now take it all apart.
The furniture situation is...
It's really bad.
It's anxiety-inducing.
And I was still waiting for my shoe cabinet to be delivered a month ago.
No, I can't.
That can't be right because that's been four months.
It's got to have been four months.
You could have had one made.
Handmade.
I could have made you one out of matchsticks.
That's really bad.
No, I only ordered it the other day.
No.
Did you?
We've been talking about shoe cabinets.
Yeah, and then I took a break.
I paused.
Fine.
And then I've ordered one.
We'll see what the damage is on.
Well, fingers crossed.
Monday.
Right.
Obsession of the week, please.
Amber's soul. It's not funny, it's not funny.
Of course it is. It's not funny.
Because when I tell you I'm crying tears when that goes on the bottom of my tongue.
I'm self-inflicted.
What do you mean self-inflicted?
Well it is but why is it so bad?
I'm not too sure really.
The ulcers are really bad.
The ulcers are terrible.
You've got this plastic in your mouth.
Aw, that's awful.
But you've done it, you're invasalizing.
It's what you've always wanted.
Let's cheer up about it.
I don't want to hear about it.
You've wanted it, you've done it.
It's brilliant.
You've been wanting it for ages.
Your teeth are going to be cracking.
Are they?
Are they?
Well, I'm sorry, actually, can I just say something here?
Yes, darling.
You two cannot say anything about teeth.
Alright you're the one I said.
You're moaning about ulcers.
I'm fine.
You're moaning about ulcers.
Love mind done.
It just hurts.
It hurts a lot.
Yeah when you get your lashes down we'll see what happens.
I might do, I might not.
You should.
No you really should.
No I will at some point.
I will at some point. How's your back anyway? Well my back really hurt. Can
I just, Natalie gave me such a nice massage the other day. What the fuck is going on here?
I got a foot massage from Joni Annalisa. You too? You look all weak. And then she was like
massaging my shoulders as I was stood up and I was like you can carry on doing that. That
is really good. That is so good. My back. That shocks me. And she's so good at it.
What?
And that's what blows my mind.
I need to give you a proper massage.
You need to go and get one yourself for your back.
I have been on the pellet a month.
For the first time in three years.
Six months.
Six months?
Easy.
I reckon 12 minutes.
And guys, I'm in agony here. I know that you wouldn't notice, but that's the kind of trooper I am. But when I get up minutes. Guys, I'm in agony here.
I know that you wouldn't notice, but that's the kind of trooper I am.
But when I get up in a minute, I can't walk.
I've got a lot to do this week.
You haven't said it.
I didn't know you were busy.
You're off Thursday, Friday.
I mean, her life is mad.
I've got a free May work week. Get over yourself.
It's been... Honestly.
No, so hang on, hang on.
Don't start.
She's had, how long's she had off?
She's been back one day, one day,
and she's going, I can't believe it.
Two days, two days of seven o'clock training,
been getting up at six.
Oh, right.
Congratulations, baby.
How's it going?
Yeah, really good, thank you.
It's nice to be working in a lovely environment.
Good.
With a lovely director.
Oh. beautiful people.
That's so nice.
Yeah, I'm really happy.
Any discount knocking them out?
Yeah, I might need to figure that out actually, but no, just lovely, lovely people, lovely
work environment.
Is it lovely?
Just makes you realise how toxic I was before, where I was before.
Yeah, well that's good.
Really bad, yeah, like mental stuff.
I hope when you leave somewhere, isn't it?
Yeah, and honestly, I urge anyone who is in a toxic environment and unhappy,
I know it's scary, but once you're out of there, it is like a weight has been lifted.
And when you've been somewhere a long time, obviously it's scary, isn't it?
But there is so much out there and there's nice people that you can work for.
Got to take the jump. got to take the jump.
Me and your mum had a little message about Harry.
Harry 07788 mate I haven't been telling you the number because you must have it in your phone.
Tell us what's happening. I want to know how the driving's going, how the school is going.
Harry busting.
Listen to the pod Elia.
I'm not interested.
But it is scary I guess, it is. And when you've got responsibilities and...
But also it all works out in the end,
it's all for the greater good.
Yeah.
Absolutely right.
Absolutely.
Every decision you make will always teach you something
or get you somewhere.
Everything happens for a reason.
Absolutely.
100%.
Right, we need to go.
Obsession of the week.
Mine is looking on TikTok and Instagram.
And I'm not really a TikToker.
What?
I never really go on TikTok.
The other week you said I'm obsessed with TikTok.
You did say that's all you've done.
No, I know I'm saying this is it.
But I'm not really one to go on it.
But this has dragged me in.
Yeah.
Of watching just like people's videos
on their nine month old babies.
So like the same age as James. Like what they're feeding them, what they're doing.
Just interesting.
Oh, has any minute of you watching these videos, if they're crawling or pulling themselves up
or saying ABC, has it made you feel like James should be doing something?
No, Not interested.
Good, that's all I need to know.
Not bothered, I'm just intrigued.
And when I see this food that they're dishing up,
and how much food these kids are having,
I'm like, I know James is a little chunk, but...
What, a lot?
So much food, I mean I...
You take a bit of inspo over the old steak chewing no we were
just eating the thing but it's more that they put everything out on the plate I
don't do that no like this plate and they've got their
dishes but I don't well way that nothing sticks to the stokie high chair
but nothing sticks to anything all of those that is rubbish again so I put the
plate and the next thing is on the floor so I put the plate and the next
thing the plate's gone so I'd rather just put the bits out on the highchair
it's stupid so no I don't dish it up I'm cutting it on a chopping board putting it on a
plate what for? Also I feel personally it's different if it's a hard one this
but if it's a baking hot summer's day and I give Joni I've got a big plate
haven't I with all sections yeah I've got a big plate, haven't I, with all sections.
I may do blueberries, strawberries, cucumber, hummus.
Like a grazing.
Like a grazing.
But I think for a baby, no your dessert's after your main meal.
Well that's what I always do, I always leave the dessert.
After your main meal, you have your fruit or your yogurt.
Sometimes they'll go for the sweet stuff.
Then they'll go for the sweet stuff first and for the palate.
I know, but people say they should just be left to explore.
Do you want people to do?
No.
You do what I fucking say.
Alright.
100%.
100%.
Thank you.
My obsession of the week.
I'm rolling it back.
I think I've watched roughly maybe 40 minutes of Louis Spence on Instagram this week. I
can't get over him. Why are you? Because I know it's old school but he's so
dedicated to his Instagram. Oh he's funny. He does washing line time. He puts his washing out.
He does. He's had elderly people stay in his house in Spain
and they're all out there in his cooking forum and he goes out and he does, we're going for
a meal tonight, we're having a tapas and then he does all the menu. No, he's absolutely
brilliant and I just think-
I need to get involved.
Oh, I know, you mean I've seen him on TikTok and you can't get sucked in.
I really love him and I think that I might try and get him on the pod. I think he's brilliant. Yeah. What a great guy and he had all that career. You remember
you know he was so... A dancer? Proper dancer? Amazing dancer. A few of the boys got Jack for his...
Oh no, it was me. Oh was it you that did it? Me and Dom. What did you do? Oh yeah, got a cameo for
Jack for his 30th from Louis Spence.
You did not.
Fantastic.
Why did I not know about that?
Well, you've seen it.
But what?
Talking about him cleaning out his pipes and stuff.
Oh fantastic.
It was very good.
It was very good.
Yeah, I think he's a real character.
I think he's brilliant.
That's it.
I could just watch the GC stuff, whether it's her or whether it's people doing impersonations
of all her quotes, it is the funniest thing.
It's the ones where they put something before
and then it's her after.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what you mean.
Gemma, you, and then, but it could be like really serious.
Oh, what is your name, do you have something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.
I do love a meme.
I love a meme.
I really do.
Do you reckon we'll do love a meme. I love a meme. I really do.
Do you reckon we'll ever have a meme?
I've got quite a few memes, honey.
What are yours?
What doesn't kill you makes you son you.
Yeah, but that's not really like things you say, meme.
Just put in the pin.
Oh yeah.
Just do this down.
There was something the other day, there was like an EastEnders one.
I can't remember what one, it was a view, it was quite funny.
I was meant to send it to you but I forgot.
Oh God.
Very good.
My favourite meme to read is when Jamie's died.
It's like you can't believe it's Sunday night.
Yeah, there are quite a few actually. Yeah, I've got quite a lot.
You might have. But maybe we'll have a... I'm in Asperger's, you know.
Oh no, we've got a What Do You Mean? Is that like a meme?
That's a saying. It's like a slogan, catchphrase.
Maybe it could be a meme one day. One day?
We need just a really terrible photo of you, which is never going to happen.
Or you doing something quite embarrassing for it to go underneath because a meme isn't someone glamorous
Do I mean?
What do you mean?
I'm lost. I'm at a loss. All I know is tonight's weather tonight. It's gonna be very excited
What are you waiting for? Autumn, winter?
The burrs
No don't say it. The burrs.
Shall we do our burr list? What is it that we did? That the people do? Your burrs? All
the stuff you do in the burrs. We'll do some burrs. Yeah I think it's a bit soon. Let's
get. No I don't want to I've got no interest. I know but it's all. Summer's like at work
talking about autumn, winter clothes No, it's January.
Why do we wish away summer?
I find that really, we are odd, what an odd country.
I'm not wishing it away.
It's not everybody.
Not everybody's covered purple, black and blue and mosquito bites.
Not everybody's had hay fever for five months.
Not everybody can't sleep.
Don't even try it on the hay fever.
You've been perfectly fine the last few weeks.
For two weeks.
Right.
Since April, I've suffered.
Well, that's not summer.
I felt ill.
I felt ill with flu.
All right, well let us get Devin out the way and then the birds can all come at once.
No, I'm unhappy for August.
It's been lovely, the old summer.
Really, it has been nice.
It has been nice.
No, it's been lovely. It's been dry.
I actually came round in a costume in the caft nice. No, it's been lovely. It's been dry.
I actually came round in a costume in the cafetam.
No, I was going out on holiday.
Like I was going to the beach.
It was lovely.
It was good.
Good fun.
Cracking weekend to be fair.
Yeah.
Yeah, we had a really lovely weekend.
It was lovely.
Pleased for you both.
Soz.
Not my problem.
I tell you what, we were sat outside and then we were freezing.
What, in the evening?
Yeah. It just dropped. I think that's because you're then so used sat outside and then we were freezing. What, in the evening? Yeah.
It just drops.
I think that's because you're then so used to it being so hot all day.
Yeah.
It really got cold.
We had to come in.
But even I have noticed the evenings now, darker already.
I know.
Well, they pull in, don't they?
Longest day of the year.
It's the 21st of June.
It's the 21st of June.
Right.
Listen, guys, it's been a real rollercoaster this evening.
I feel like we've got for a lot.
I feel exhausted. Book club guys, finish your books.
Yeah, finish your books next week. We've got book club, maybe a rose on the side.
And I'm quite looking forward to reading a book.
I know, I can't wait.
I already read this one.
Absolutely.
And I've misread the book. I really enjoyed it.
So yeah, make it a good one guys.
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What's the point?
No, a lot of people use...
No, yeah.
A lot of Insta, but it's lovely.
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