Life with Nat - EP142: Nat's Nieces #27 - Post Holiday Ditsies

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

Nat, Roro & Els are all tanned and back in the studio. Holiday debriefs, some casual toilet talk, and a whole load of Maria Mishaps continue with her attempt to furnish her house! Enjoy!! xx Please subscribe, follow, and leave a review. xxx You can find us in all places here; ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podfollow.com/lifewithnat/view⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ INSTA: @natcass1 A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SHOW INFO: Life with Nat - it’s me! Natalie Cassidy and I’ll be chatting away to family, friends and most importantly YOU. I want to pick people's brains on the subjects that I care about- whether that’s where all the odd socks go, weight and food or kids on phones. Each week I will be letting you into my life as i chat about my week, share my thoughts on the mundane happenings as well as the serious. I have grown up in the public eye and have never changed because of it. Life with Nat is the podcast for proper people. Come join the community. ♥️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah, that was better. I've been thinking of that old day. Oh, that was good. I like that. Thanks. Look at my bike from here earlier. I literally walked on the drive and got bitten. What the, I know?

You've got like... Some sort of, yeah, infestation. No, it's the field, isn't it? Well, I don't it? It doesn't happen to me. Well, it's they're growing different things. They're not doing wheat, are they? No, they're not growing anything, to be fair.

There you go. That's why. That's nasty. Oh, I've missed it. sitting in this room which you both I've missed you we're back

missed everyone as well I felt a long time it had been back to back what has it been three weeks yeah three weeks

that really yeah we were away for a week you were basically yeah by the time you went a bit oh

has it been three or two that it feels like an age does feel like a long time and we cross over it yeah we crossed over that's what I mean

so yeah it was actually only two weeks But how's my tan? I mean, you're actually showing us the brownest part of your body which I want to say is your chest. It's not even your chest. It's just one small bit at the bottom of your neck.

What about my back? She keeps showing me her back. We're browner and we've been in the UK. I'm browner. Your back's tinged for you. Thank you. You're not brown. You and Eliza.

And even Eliza was like, no. Joni is like, I haven't seen brown as anything. Is she? Brown as a berry. A monkey. Yeah, he goes brown. But he didn't sit in the sun.

He sits in the shade and goes brown. I sat in the sun. I was amazing. You would have been so proud of me. I smashed it with a sun cream. What factor 50 though? Yeah, but I had the usurin, which is a sun allergy cream, so I've got no rashes. Oh, usurin.

That's what I use. My skin? They do a sun cream, which is for people who are allergic to stuff. To life. And I've smashed it. I got a few bites, massive bites that weren't very good but apart from that it was good

oh and I nearly broke my toe and all I was doing was sitting on a balcony that had railings and I moved my foot and I bent my foot and smashed my toe in but yeah apart from there are other stories we didn't have any injuries in Devon did we

thank God yeah but that's quite amazing because there's quite a lot of you as well not a little no it was nothing I know, and there's kids have to keep going downstairs to get to the jacuzzi

Yeah, it wasn't Pretty, yeah Joni's got an ear infection Yeah, no, I know You said that's a nightmare But at least it's happening And I do really like the fact I don't know if pharmacies like it

But I really now enjoy the fact That you can go to a pharmacy Yeah, brilliant And get an appointment Well also it's a way Not, I say a waste But if you know she's got an ear infection you know, or like tonsillitis

you can see, you don't need to see a doctor for that. No, no. And you can just get a medication. Although I went to my local pharmacy for the tonsillitis and he said if it happens one more time, you have to go to see a doctor. Well, that's if it's recurring. Yeah, if you're, yeah. But no, it's handy.

Recurring or reoccurring? Recurring. What's occurring? Recurring. What's recurring? Reoccurring. No. Recurring. Recurring. Recurring.

It's reoccurring, nothing? Bear with me. No, but... 0777-19. 2019. She's Googling. Guys, my Storm Raider's just gone on. I was going to say it from a stormy.

750, we're going to have... We've got a rain alert. I mean, I could have told you that without the app. Storm Raider. Reoccurring or recurring, while both can mean happening again, recurring is generally preferred. So, yeah, it's recurring. But you can say reoccurring.

Yeah, but it's not stupid. Well, you can. Fair enough. So, Dad corrected me earlier because I said, can you do the math? It went, it's maths. No, it's not. It's math. No, I think it's an Americanism.

It's American. So I looked it up. You can say math. But that is American or Canadian. Mathematics. I like to say maths. My old, well, your old teacher as well at Broxbourne in textiles. Who?

Textiles. Miss Dixon. Oh, yeah. I love Miss. She used to say, oh, miss, I just need to get a ruler. She'd say, it's a rule. Yeah. Oh, really?

A ruler is someone and something to do with being a ruler of a country. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She used to quite, yeah, there was a few things. It was a rule. It's good, though. And why, sorry, just while we're on that. So I went to B&M on Saturday, which I'm just obsessed. I've got some lovely new coffee cups.

What ones? Like, what is it when the, like, ribbed? What is it when the glass is? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just really, just got some nice bits and obviously things I didn't need. Is it glass coffee? coffee cup, glass. Not interested.

Oh, they're my favourite. I have not. One bit of interest to drink a hot drink out of glass. Coffee. Yeah, coffee, not a tea. No. Oh, lovely. No.

So when you go to a cafe or a nice place. Get a takeaway cup. No, if you're having like a latte. Yeah, on holiday when you went. Don't want it. Not interested. I don't like the long ones. They annoy me a little bit.

A nice coffee's different in a glass. That's lovely. But a hot coffee and a glass, no thank you. Interesting. Oh, I like it. Well, I was talking to my friend yesterday. I said I've bought a pommel stone. What's that?

A pommel. I've never had one before. I've never bought one. I can't quite believe it. Hang on. Sorry. It's a pumice stone. She still doesn't know what it is.

Pummiss. You know the little stones for your feet or rough areas? All right. It's a pumice stone. I thought it was a pommel stone. What's the pommel stone anyway? Pummel stone isn't anything. Pummeling is if you were pummeling your back.

Or pummeling anything, really. It's sort of a good old wallop. Pumice. Yeah. So when you wrote pommel earlier, I thought, I'm just going to leave it. Well, I thought you were talking about your house. No. The bricks or something.

No, just I said it. And Kat was like, a what? Like that. She was. And I was so, I bought a pommel stone. Anyway, excellent though, pumice stone. What a great, what are you using it for? For my dry feet.

I've seen, I was going to buy you both something. Oh, you should have bought it. I know. No, I'm going to save it for Christmas. Okay. But I have to say that after the shower, that lovely oil you bought me for Christmas, the leg and foot oil. My feet feel brand new today. Well, it's funny you say it.

And I really suffer with my, even if I. I've ever had a pedicure, like my feet are fucked. Yeah, that makes me feel sick. I'm going to just buy you it. I'm not waiting until Christmas. It's an electric thing. Have you not seen it? Oh, I think I have.

Why is it like a buffer? It looks good. Yeah, but I think you just need a pumice stone. I'm up for the electric thing. Yeah. Well, in the interim, I think it was like a pound in B&M. Excellent, excellent piece of equipment. Really, that's my obsession.

My feet are like you. My, um, is that your obsession? That is my obsession, while we're... And I'm talking one little go and a bit of oil. I've been walking around today, barefoot, flip-flops. Because I've never had that and I'm starting to get it a little bit. Mine's really bad. It's called dry skin.

No, but... It's just hard skin. Why do you get it? I feel like I've had dry heels since I was about eight. Yeah. Because you're, especially when you're walking around flip-flops or barefoot. And I walk around barefoot continually at home. I don't.

Yeah, but what you've been. got to think is the pressure you're putting on that skin. So it's going to just get harder and harder to be able to take the hard things that you're standing on. No, I get that. I don't walk around barefoot though. No, but even with shoe, even flip flops. Yeah, but the barefoot thing does make it, you know, I'm not more, but I like being my feet to the ground. You like grounding. I just don't like wearing shoes or socks indoors. I mean, Joni was wearing socks. She wears socks. She'll be wearing socks. She'll be wearing socks to bed tonight.

She wore socks in Crete, to bed. No, it's so bizarre. Although, can I just talk about one thing? I'd like your opinion on. Loved, the villa was beautiful. Yeah. Everything was beautiful. When you go on holiday, though, the bed, do you ever not get a backache?

Because my back, if I'm in a different bed, is awful. Terrible, actually. Interesting, actually, because when we went to Devon, I had the opposite and my back didn't hurt like it does. at home. Devon, the beds were very comfortable. Yeah, but I'm just here. Yeah, but it's just not what you're used to, so naturally it's... So that killed me.

Yeah. And just a sheet on the bed. Yeah. No duvets. There was one duvet that we found and the kids were fighting over them. Why? Because were they cold? But I don't, I always have the same duvet.

But when you're a brawl. Yeah, no. When we go to Italy, it's just sheets. Oh, no. Not for me again. Oh, no. I'd like a duvet. It was their aircon

Yeah But I didn't have it on What did you want a duvet for? I like a duvet I like a thick I suppose it's like Wanting a weighted blanket I like something on me

I feel very No I get that If you Yeah I still like People change their Duvets Yeah Winter summer

I just have the same one I like to get rid of mine So I had a really heavy one But even the kids I bought them Their togs too much Oh really Yeah ridiculous

I sweat But it's done now Oh fair enough Can't be getting summer I've got nowhere to store it But, yeah, on the hard, I don't really like a sheet. No, I get it. It does feel a bit weird getting into a sheet.

I just don't feel cozy. Yeah. Yeah, I can understand that to be fair. But, yeah, apart from that, it was fantastic. My obsession of the week, I can't tell you how many spinach and feta pies I've eaten. That's so good, that I know. As you can probably tell. With, like, the flaky pastry.

Layers and layers of filo, crispy pastry. No, but do you remember the wheel things? And these used to get off a friend. they weren't a will they were the same they're like a pie with a filo yeah but it was like a wheel

wasn't it it was like a sausage right so it's all twisted round yeah all these are just a pie yeah or have I made that

no you might be right like a square big bit yeah no they're unreal so good I want to make them yeah you should

I'm gonna make them do it I mean I really shouldn't but I'm gonna make them spinach it's easy feta yeah

feta spinach I've got I bought a little crecian is it creetian or cretan You're a cretin From creet the book

Cretan Or creetan cookbook No idea There we go Oh you bought a cookbook I bought just a tiny little one And it's got all the little bits in it So I'm going to try to make it

Oh she thinks she's a chef now I know She's on an old cooking with the stars I was away for the first one Did you enjoy it? Yeah it was good Yeah really good I really liked the programme

And I've tried to watch it before But just couldn't get into it But mate I think it's got to be the celebrity I used to watch it. I actually really, I enjoy that it's not, you know, like I think it's at Master Chef like an hour. I'm not saying I don't like that. No, no.

I like that it's a bit shorter, quite like the little challenges. It's quite fast-paced, I feel, when you watch it on the TV. It's a bit quick for me. I could do more in it. Yeah, no. But no, very good. You did really well. I had so much to do it.

I know, well, not being rude, I've watched, where are we? Yeah, I've watched it. Oh, go on, doesn't matter No, I won't say much But for me, I felt like the recipes were very Or more simple than what that yet today So I'll give you that He did well

So when, sorry, I was watching it But the judges are just the other chef So they all just rotate Yes Yeah, so last, sorry Last night was two other people Get your nails off the mic Oh, Hugh and Echin Sue

You haven't got any? Like you? Oh, what is wrong with you? No, now's on. I haven't got time to get it. I did mine today. So I'm just having a breather. Nice.

Even though I'm allergic. Yeah, well, you're on more. How's it all feeling? Any flare up? All right. I got another prescription for the cream. Okay. Because I feel like I did flare up the other day, didn't I?

It's really bad because I have got a dot. I've got a dot appointment. Don't do anyone. Because I should really be taking these off. Because that's what the advice has been. Yes. But I'm not doing that. But I will before the doctor's appointment.

And you're going to waste another appointment at the doctors that people are desperate for. What about my eyelashes? Do we like those? How are we feeling about those? They're very wispy. No. Why?

What have you done? Taking them all out? They're disgusting. No, they're not. No, they're awful. So she's picked her nails off and she's picking her lashes on. My lash tech is no longer available. So you're just picking them out?

maternity well they're full i haven't got anyone else to replace i don't it's only because you're not used to it they're long they're long they're full they're yours they're not mine they're like half and half that's what i'm saying but elia don't do that it's no i know it's really hard i know it's really when i must say when i took mine out and i had no lashes it really upset me and that's why i never haven't done again i just look like a corpse no you don't you don't you've ripped yours out no i haven't but they do babe they do I have not been touching them. Yeah, but that is like, because I'm not used to it, obviously you're used to it.

Tomorrow I'm going to get my hair done. But when they all come out? Oh, you feel like you got no hair? No, I know, it's crazy. I feel like I've got no hair. Yeah. Your nails look nice, actually. Thank you very much.

But yeah, but it's like anything, isn't it, you're taking nails that you're just used to it. Gosh, I can't believe. But I have to say, with the lashes is such a lovely thing, like when you wake up and you feel like brighter. I had them done once. I don't enjoy them. Yeah, no, I love them. Not for me. I need to find someone new.

So you're a Lash Tech in the Hertshire area. Let us know. Let us know. So, yeah, so cooking with the stars, amazing. Enjoying, you enjoyed it? Really, really. I'm really looking forward to watching them all. Just things happen so quickly when you're there.

I really enjoyed watching last night. It's the second one. I wasn't really in it, but it was lovely to watch it again. No, thoroughly enjoying it, loving it. Love tone as well. It's so great. Who's the comedian guy that's always on, um, what's the one? The one, were they stand in the middle?

Mock the week? Yeah. No. No. They go into the middle and say a joke about what's on the screen behind them. Is it not Mock the Week? Hello, sweetheart. Oh my goodness.

Come and show Roro, Roe, your brown body. What? Hey, woo-hoo. Lovely girl. She's got her socks on the girl. You're right? Have us your bike ride. Good.

Have a nice time. You're going to bed now. Oh, all right. Can I have a kissy? No. No. Thank you. She's been drinking my water all day.

Stairns in the middle. They have to run. Who's line is it anyway? No, I know the one you mean. They have to run in the middle. It's not the week. No, it's not. No, it's not.

I know the one you mean. And I don't know what it's called. It's not mock the week. It is. No, it isn't. They have to run in the middle. It's on BBC I like mock the week

Mock the Week is that other guy It's not Oh is it Mock the Week It is Mock the Week Where they stand in the middle Oh it is Mock the Week Is that still on? Is that still on?

And he's always in it The guy that's on there Hugh Oh I love him He's a great guy He's from Hughes Lairn is in anyway He did a lot of

Outnumbered didn't he That was his big thing Is he who's line? No. Oh. Maybe he was on a new series of it. He might have done it before. I'm getting really confused.

Yes, it is Mock the Week. Yeah, he was on last night. Yeah, I like him. He's good fun. He had David Badeal with him, didn't he? As his guest. Oh, did he? Yeah.

Yeah, it's cool. Really cool. Nice to meet him. Amazing. Nice to... Oh, did he go then? I don't know. And how mad, Jack has...

Oh, what is wrong about us? Sorry. And how mad. Jack Osborne. Staying in now. Comedy gold. Sorry, we're out of practice. Jack Osborne.

It's good, I got my braces in. Jack Osborne. I know. How sad. Really, really sad. And he honestly is such a lovely man. Fantastic guy. Love his family.

Yeah, I really felt very sad. I heard the news about his dad. Yeah, shocking. He had amazing send-off, though. I know, yeah. It was incredible, wasn't it? But Sharon looked so sad. Oh, my.

She was absolutely broken. They've been through a lot. Oh, bless them. I hope they're all all right anyway. Do you remember when we were talking about wonders of the world? We've had a cracking message here from Charlotte. and it's a picture of the Giants Causeway. And she said, this is for Nats Neeses' pod.

I visited the Giants Causeway today in Northern Ireland. And apparently it's referred to as the eighth wonder of the world, which I thought I would share. Brilliant. So Giant Causeway. It's in Scotland, isn't it? Northern Ireland. Perfect.

She just said Ireland. It's in Scotland. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. What is it exactly? Um. Oh, we don't. Mm-hmm.

we've all lost our minds I'm not very good at geographical things I can't lie but is that legit or is that a pissake no I think they do call you her phone it just made her what I really love is when I get pictures like that or I get an ice cream van

or we get a lover unicorn and I just think people are on their daily business and they think of us and I just absolutely love that well we actually had a message today or maybe yesterday Maria, I think it was you that responded from Liberati, you know, the lovely lady that did the decks and stuff. And she said, girls, I've been absolutely had, Lurpack has had my pants down, gone on holiday to Cornwall,

and the on-site shop now only sells, can't believe it's not butter or flora, as clearly people don't want to remortgage their house anymore for butter. So we went to a petrol station to get some. Over four great British pounds for the smallest tub of Lurpack ever, My butter snobbery has fouled me But it is a hill I will die on Lurpack for life Nothing is better on a fresh tiger bread

Oh brilliant Brilliant I said we would have done the same probably The other thing I wanted to mention Was the weather again I seemed to have brought it back home with me in my suitcase Wonderful Very warm isn't it

Very warm Could have done with this zone didn't make Very very warm I don't think we'd have wanted it this hot No I think we did well We did well we did do well Yeah, I mean, one day we went to the beach, which glad we only went once because that is, well, let's talk about that, because that is crazy.

Go on. Oh, let's all go to the beach. It's fucking ag. Chaos, isn't it? Shit, windy, sandy, not interested. Beautiful beach show. No, absolutely beautiful. What was amazing, so the sea.

Oh, your mum told me. Yeah, the tide. then went out, parted. Parted, yeah, like Moses. Yeah, she said it was amazing. It was beautiful. So you could walk to the island with the hotel and the pub. But the way the sea parted, it then just created, like, one side was proper waves, lovely, kids jumping, the waves, beautiful.

And then the other side, there were like little rock pools. Yeah. It was really safe and beautiful. No, it was, the beach was beautiful. So on the hottest day we had, we were like, let's go to the beach. And, I mean, when that sun's out, it was hot. I burnt Like all the kids

Obviously sun cream You know And then you forget to do yourself My forehead and my nose We were so burnt My face is burnt But there's just sand Everywhere sand

In the pram I mean James was covered You'd have been proud of me Head to toe in sand Was it? Just put him in the pram Got home

The good thing is You're not getting in cars No that's true You're then walking Five minutes up the road We went to the beach Once on holiday and on the same

I get in the sea was beautiful though swimming in the sea was lovely and warm well is it beautiful but I just getting out the sea so no I know but it's not just that

it's the fact that you're going to a beach and you're having to pack up the whole house to go beach chairs the kids chairs the wind break the kids little tent yeah but you don't need to but when you're in England I feel like everyone's got their trolleys

The stuff snacks this, that crazy It is true Was a lot, wasn't it? Yeah, it was really nice I couldn't have done that every day No, that's not No, that's not

No, no We bought, me and Jack bought Alfie a kite And Jack's done it Oh good I was well surprised I thought it'd be really hard And it was very windy

Yeah, it was great success That's good Mark loves a kite It was really good Oh that's excellent But if the weather Had been awful I mean I don't know

What we would have done I've done a few rainy holidays. Yeah, I don't know. See, but we had a beautiful garden. We had the hot tub. We put the paddlin pool up, slip and slide. We were playing cricket. I've put the paddlin pool up tonight, haven't I?

Yeah, well done. Why? Because it's going to be so hot. Hot tomorrow, isn't it? Oh, yeah, true. But we're talking about the paddling pool yesterday. Yeah. And she's like, like, in my head, I think if anyone could hear this,

they would think that you're crazy. Wow. It's like, well, if I put it up, it needs to be up for Jones's birthday, so I can't put it up now. I'm like, just put the summer is nearly over. Just put the, just put the pool up and enjoy it. Your grass in two weeks has come back. And soon it's going to be shit weather and no one's going to care about the grass.

It actually bamboozles me. And considering it's not an easy thing to do. Oh, it's not a small paddling pole. It's a stage of all that effort. For two days. Yeah, mad. It is, I do think that's a bit. Well,

And just to confirm, she won't put it on there for longer than how many days? Three days. Three. Because it messes up the grass. Three max. Is anyone else like that? And then it gets dirty. It hasn't got a filter. I haven't got chlorine tablets. It's different when you've got a big one that you put up. Why do you need chlorine?

To keep it clean by that you have a thing. No, but also it's only you going in it. No one's going in and you're not in a pub. But you get flies in it, you get grass in it. Yeah, get a net. Lovely. You get a net. Do you not get a thing in a cover? Yeah, she's got a cover. It's all to do with the grass.

It's ridiculous. It's up. And then she's going to take it down. She's then thought of it. She's like, oh, well, I can take it down, then I'll put the teepee up for Joni's birthday. Like, just have it all up. Just enjoy yourself.

I mean, I wish I'd like to worry about. Well, you've got to worry about. Oh, many, I think. Oh, God. I can bring in the positivity, as always. Oh, well, I have got it. No. I'm all right.

yeah you're all right just a bit tired I'm so tired did I tell you that my table was damaged oh no Maria's mishaps Maria's mishaps

they should be like Maria's mighty mishaps many more mishaps so I told you the table it bubbled yes so all good as gold they were no problem

and we'll get your replacement. Brilliant. Scheduled for today. In the meantime, I ordered a shoe cabinet. I just want to do this? Can I tell you something, though? Could I say something regarding... That was me just bashing my head on the mic.

Oh, it's all on. It's definitely going on. I'm really confused. And I'm sure quite anxious. I reckon we... Should we start? building one because I think we could build her one quicker. But is she actually talking that she hasn't ordered a shoe cabinet yet?

I need somebody to tell me when the first date was, and I know who's going to do this for me, old NEO. When was the first date that Maria mentioned wanting a shoe cabinet and looking for one and ordering one? I did order one. I need to know. Before? No. Remember they sent me the wrong colour?

Black one. White. I ordered black. I sent white. Why don't you just change the colour of it? No, let's not even start that. I'm interested. I can't remember why.

I got the ump. Anyway, so I've re-ordered the same one. Oh, from the same company? Yeah, not in black. Oh, wow, we're still there. Oh, wow. Torp. And you don't like it.

It's not torp. What is it? Magnolia. I'd call it grey stone. I mean, they must literally see your name and go, fucking it's her again. They, actually, I reckon they might barred you from ordering from their site. I don't blame them. Do you reckon it's quite...

If it's a small place, you think they go, Oh, Sarah Cassidy's here again. She's ordered a taught one. Let's chuck her a stone one for a laugh. We'll actually paint her a new one just for her. Yeah, paint that. Paint that.

We ain't got one like that, but we'll paint it. They should just send me every colour. It's not right. Well, I know. So anyway, the table. Table's okay. Right, so that's being collected today. Shoe cabinet comes.

I look at the colour. I want to smash my hair. head through the piece of torp. Thorpe wood. It's not torp, so that's misrepresentation. Okay. It's grey. Torp's not grey.

Well, Torp is a bit greyy. It is. It doesn't work. I don't like it. My tiles are going to be torp in there. But what I don't get, it could be seen as a torp, yeah. It's a greyy. But why didn't I order black?

Why the fuck are you asking us? I can't do it. I'm confused. I don't think... You're confused. Because I ordered black originally and they sent me white. Yeah. So why have I ordered Torp and not black?

She's finished. That's mad, isn't it? It's crazy. So anyway, I emailed them and I say, There's nothing wrong with the product, but it's not the colour. It doesn't work. They say, could you go through the returns process

and it's $39.99 to get picked. They're now just making shit up And they're like, yeah 400 pounds They're in mind It was a discount was on it I managed to get another discount So I think I only paid £110

£10 for the £1. Are you going to keep it? So I said Well actually You're coming to collect the table Did you have to pay for the table Or is that because it was over a certain amount of money? Because it was broken.

Damage Oh, fine Seven months later A year later. So I said anyway, yeah, you're coming on Monday. So I don't need to pay that. You're here. Well, it was a struggle.

And then they've just been ignoring me. So then today the guys turned up and I said, oh, you're taking that as well. We said, no problem, love. Did it? Yeah, the reality is you ain't getting a refund. Yeah, I thought that. I took photos and I emailed them and, well, no, yesterday I was a few and I emailed them. I said, I'm never ordering from you again.

Oh, yeah, they'll be going off. For you, woo-hoo. Put it on the calendar. See how long it takes for her to order it again. And then I emailed them today the photo saying, thank you so much for a range. It's a bit of it. And they're probably thinking,

no, we haven't done that. And they're going to say we haven't done that. She's not getting a refund. So you, they'll say we've lost out on 60 quid. No, 100 and some pound. Because they'll say we never got the item. But I did take a photo of the amount carrying it. No, what I'm saying is you could have paid 40 quid and had 65 back.

Now you've got nothing Or just ordered the black one in the first place Like you tried to a year ago I am over it But if anyone else could find me a shoe cabinet Please send it to me because I've lost the wheel That's all I want I just want to put my shoes away in nicely

It's a really hard find Nice, not normal It's not right It's not right However the table It's nicer than the one I had You know when the grain's a bit nicer Well yeah they all

Like you say They're all different aren't they Oh yeah I might be out of trouble it 110 quid. Ridiculous. And still no, show cabinet. That's a shame.

They are doing up the ass. Talking of that, actually. Have you ever been to anywhere? No, have you ever been to anywhere where when you wipe your bottom on holiday, you have to put the tissue paper in the bin? Yeah, I'll never do that. I agree.

You have to, don't you? What do you? You never do it? I never do that. I don't do that. Oh my God, no wonder they've got a drain problem. Oh, yeah, because of us too. No, but that's everyone, no, and I was going to say, it's really bad.

Call the number, who does it, who doesn't? Well, I did it. I did it properly. Oh, gosh, she did. In your villa? In the villa, we had a, we had a, um, we had a, um, a day, a little washer. What, in the toilet? By the toilet on the side, amazing.

What, you use the bidet. Yeah. Well, you know, it's on the loo, not a bead day. You've got the loo. Yeah. Next year you have a little hose. Yeah. And you wash.

Yeah. It's not the bee day, it's the loo. Yeah. It's fantastic. we should all have them no yes no thank you

your bum feels clean and then water's going everywhere you didn't go everywhere no no anyway I just well so you were putting

all of your shitty tissues in a bin no because it wasn't because you'd wash your bottom but before you've wiped yes of course you do you wash all your bottom

it's clean and then you wipe and it's just water what are you washing your ass with what do you mean just water it's very strong it's like

it's fantastic where did you go my lovely I want to know I'm not sure you didn't go like Thailand no it's brilliant I highly recommend it

so you had to do you couldn't flash you didn't have to do that in a villa I guess you would could have blocked up all the poor man's toilets the girls were brilliant with it Well, they should get a better irrigation system. It's 2025.

Oh, okay. No, that is a thing in Greece. That is true. But I guess when you may be in a hotel and stuff, it might be slightly different. I'm not sure. But anyway, I had a great time. Talking about the bottom, reminds me of the wiping. So there we go.

Gross. Yeah, no, that's not for me. We had a toilet issue, didn't we? I was just going to say. In Devon, we had a toilet problem. No, did you? But theirs was because it was. rainwater.

Oh, it was the rain water because it hadn't rained. There was no water. Oh. And we did them to the hose. Oh, yeah. No, no. Listen to these.

And they're thick, all of them. I can't remember. Me and Dom. So they're trying to fill up the paddling pole. And they've got the hose. And they're like, the water really smells. Oh, fuck else. So I can sort of hear it.

And I'm thinking, well, maybe it's just a bit. stagnant at that top bit once it runs through it will stop the water smells and then the waft is coming up so i've gone out i said are you sure you're not using that the water but you're using the water from the water butt well i don't know i'm like but what do you mean look they're not it's not connected to the tap it's connected to the water but so they have used all of the water to try and fill up the paddling pole no it went all of it well there was no water to flush our toilets by day three. Then that's why there was no

water. And they were like, yeah, well it hasn't rained. We're like, yeah. Not that we rinsed up the water. Yeah, but also the water, the other one still smelt. We did the water balloons. Yeah, not like that. It's not great. No, I can't all that freaks me out. Well, there you go.

Did you get into your books on holiday? No. No. I think I've read one page. Yeah, we didn't stop. Yeah, we didn't stop. I've finished mine. It was fantastic. What on holiday? Yeah, the whole book was done by day four. Yeah, easy on holiday. Lovely on holiday.

Is it longer than the last book? Maybe a little bit. But I won't say anything now. Well, no, because we haven't read it. But you have loads of people finished it. I'm not sure that I'm going to get time to read it. You've got to. All you need to do...

Well, I'm not going to do anything. All you need to do is do one chapter a night. What's the date? When are we doing the wrap-up? I'd like to be doing the wrap-up by... what's sort of 25th of August something like that

oh well come on to the 11th we got this girl that's two weeks we've got plenty of time I better start it tonight plenty of time very easy read

so I think of doing um princess diaries or whatever it's called how do you know I watched that how did you know that

how did you know I'll just guess no tell me how you knew that well just get a little joke you obviously watched it I haven't watched it So how did you know? Because it sums you up.

What do you mean? I put it on. I got in late last night and I put it on and fell asleep in about 10 minutes. Oh, so you didn't watch it. No, I just put it on because it was like the first thing I saw. It's a princess story. She says Katie Price's daughter doing a program. Kate Price isn't allowed to be involved.

Is she not? Why? Because I think it's their side the 8-German and stuff. Why is it fair enough? So, Mum. But you wouldn't be in it? I think because it's her show

and she wants her limelight I think it's nice for her to have her own program without a mum in it No, I think the others will be in it What, a dad's in it? I don't know, I've watched it I presume so

I can't talk about it Well no, the whole point is It's about her Oh no, it's her life I know, it's her mum I'll find that I'm sorry I think that's weird Oh fair days

Yeah but if she really wanted that She wouldn't be where she was If you weren't for her mum But that's what the program is about it's about her doing well on her own not to do with not because of her parents and it's going to be very hard for someone like that to do well and that everyone think it's because of the mum and dad

no but it is she wouldn't be in that position if it worked for her mum and dad but I don't know what she does what she doing I don't know I don't know what she does yet she wouldn't have the show if it worked for her mum and dad yeah but that's it's just a reality of it doesn't matter I get it she wants her own career good luck to amazing well, TikTok and Instagram She wouldn't be where she was

if it wasn't Her parents weren't I understand what you mean But anyway Talking of that Talking of Katie Price Sorry, sorry Sorry, sorry

Camilla Our friend Camilla Who That's a normal Nice that is over Camilla By the way This listener Camilla

Works on Didley Squat Farm Oh they've all I've got TB. I can't cope. What's TB? Are you fucking all right? Tuberculosis. What's that?

It's a disease. The animals have got it. You're a disease. I know it's a disease. Yeah. Well, it just wipes the animals out. Why have they got it? How do they get it?

Oh, how have you got? How do you get tonsillitis? It's just a thing. It gets passed on. Very sad. How many animals does he last? I'm not sure, but going back to the message. Sorry.

She sent a picture of her dog with the book And she said even the dog wants to read it I just want to say I really appreciate that you don't want to let the listeners down And make sure there is a pod on Monday and Thursdays I've always followed Katie Price Even went to her live podcast show I listened every week and then one day they didn't release the pod Nothing was said for ages

And then eventually they said it was a summer break Went on for months I've never listened again I felt it really didn't show sort of care for the listeners and you can tell how much you value yours. So I thought it was lovely. And it is true. There's a lot of people that have breaks, you know.

They have a lot of breaks. And one of my main things is that people get something, even if it's a load of shit for half hour, I want them to have something to listen to. Well, it's part of people's routine as well. Yeah, there's nothing worse. It's really hard. It's really hard.

It's having, like you say, that routine. Of getting up and going to the gym and thinking, oh, why is it not here? Yeah, absolutely. Also, the Listener's Choice Awards. And that's what I was just going to say. Oh, what? Top 20. What?

I'm the top 20 What do you mean? Yeah, Life of Nat's in the top 20 What does that mean? Well, there's still time to vote But you're up there But that is so, so kind of everybody

I don't understand There's an award ceremony That takes place in I get that, but what's top 20? I don't understand So there's the top team Is that me making that noise? They're like, James

I thought Jones No, it just got out The exorcists are right It just come out No, because I'm stunned the things that she is saying. She's not switched on. The nominees are all, and out of all of them, there's top 20.

Okay, well, that's what you had to say? I didn't know if that was that, what do you mean? You vote for the nominees? So, no, any person who listens to a podcast, there is no, it's not a category that you pick from. It's out of every podcast. Yes, and then what, you shortlist? Well, there's 20 at the moment, and then you get shortlisted, but they've put up the top

20 at the moment, and I'm in there. Is it that lovely? So thank you, everybody. Keep voting. voting and keep telling people, even if they don't listen to it, just give them the phone. Vote vote, vote.

When, um, make up email addresses and stuff. Yeah, yeah. When, um, maybe I should do it. There's a really, really good one. What was it called? What was yours? Oh, yappy days.

Yeah. What, um, when is it? I'm not sure. Oh, I mean, we are, honestly, it's embarrassing. It's all new to you. But what do you go? Do you go to this? I think if you get,

not if you're in the... Shortlisted or whatever you can do. I wonder how many it's out of like five. No idea. But at the moment I'm not in the five. No, no, no.

We've got to move up the board. But what do you mean? Why do you want to move up the board? You're just on top of staying relevant. I know. Which is quite amazing. Is that the older then, yeah? Yeah, that's the older.

But also, I have to say, I've got very loyal fans and listeners who sort of, you know... Oh, no, we need more, though. We don't should have the little ones. We need the extra ones and the new ones. We do need some extras and new ones. Sorry, what do you mean you're not in the top five?

What does... Well, I'm saying it's 1 to 20 and maybe I'm, I don't know, 12, 13, I don't know. So whoever's number one, what does that mean? They're the most popular and they're going to win? I think they'll probably do... Well, at the moment, that's where the voting is at. I know, but I find that mad that you can see the winner or I don't get that. No, no, because that's just where the voting is at.

Oh, it might not be. Yeah, I don't know. That could just be the top 20. Right, we need to know the deets. That's fine. We'll look into it, but that's incredible. It's so lovely, really nice to see. Nice to have a good night out.

Loved it, yeah, definitely. What do you mean? Talking of good nights out, I'd like to just say my book tour has been announced and everybody, I've had a lot of messages and I have to sit on this pod, sorry to go off-piece. I just want to say I've had loads of messages people are upset. I'm not going to Ireland. Upset that I'm not going up north, all of those things. Please don't be.

It's like a little mini book tour and it's all been out. I haven't forgotten about any town. but I'm saving it for the pod so don't worry about it I will get to wherever I need to get to to Ireland to Edinburgh to Cornwall to Devon

I'll get to all the places but the book tour is very small but thank you for booking if you have you know on the actual day of publication do you know where I am no Natalie we don't know anything do you not read my Instagram yeah I wanted to talk to you about it

so I am what in where oh yeah the bookie nook they're going to take it's the where priori what day is that can we come this is my son's birthday october the ninth fine so absolutely i'd love you to be there i mean we don't even know about it i do i've read her instagram oh i did i did i did it but the book's not out yet is it no i mean no she's lost the plot she's fuck off home go to bed go to bed no when you do the tour no i can't be nice anymore

yes it comes out that's the whole reason for it when does it come out october the ninth so my first night is in Where? Sorry. I'm ever so sorry. Okay, perfect. So people can come buy the book there? They can buy the book? Well, yeah.

If you ain't going to buy the book, don't fucking come. Well, no, it's a ticketed event. It's a ticketed event. Oh no, they're going to come in and buy fucking Kate Price's book. Our book. We've done it. Our little book. We're going to fucking whack on the side.

No, I mean, can you have the book to take there to sign or you buy it there? I believe that you'll get it there because it's the first night of the book. book gets excellent yeah you need to go home I didn't know when the book was being released that's fair enough you're not going to do a release you're not going to do a release

that's what I thought I thought Nannies was the 11th 9th oh shuck oh for fuck so so anyway it'd be lovely and it's ticketed and people and she's not around on James's first birthday oh

what you're talking about not on the 7th you're like in bath or something you're going early doors what day is the 7th where are you Bath somewhere far Somerset Am I

What day's the 7th The Tuesday Oh fuck me I've changed lakeside for you I'm meant to be doing Lakeside on the Saturday And I was like no I can't do it It's James' first birthday So that's the Sunday now

But yeah lakeside I'll be a laugh Which anyone's about Shopping Centre for the afternoon It'd be fun, wasn't it When's that now I need to look at the dates Yeah we'll be there As many as I can come to

We'll be there I won't. No, I know. It's fine. I'll probably wait to be like that. I've popped aware, though, can't you? Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. Great.

Maybe. At a stretch, you might pop up the road. So, with that then, on the 9th, that month, we'll do your book as the book club. Oh. Yeah, I suppose so. I suppose so. Yeah, yeah, no, we should. Yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, that one's sort of a bit weird that. So that means we've only got one more then September and then yours. Oh, my God. Things is coming around. very quickly. Yeah, it's going to be crazy. Guys, guys, I went in to Asda. Oh, I can't wait.

Oh, yeah. Can't wait? Oh, my God. Go for it. I got sucked in. Oh, no, I don't get it. Hang on, hang on. I didn't buy anything.

No, it's not Christmas. I took a video. No, it's Halloween. Halloween. Yeah, that's the best. I was looking online, and there was all the kids' Halloween pajamas, and I've got a really fuzzy feeling inside. I can't believe it.

You know, exactly. No It's too early Even for me See I thought I was Dead against it But how are we What's there to be excited about

It's just the time of years Exciting Last year was fun It is a fun time But I popped it into Brookfield Tescos To get sort of food shop I popped in there

Got a couple of little bits For Joni's birthday I wanted to get it like some pens And that Just to bulk it out A bit I haven't got one Huge

Candles Spooktacular cushions I was like what the hell Yeah, Homesense, the cushions. What in the pumpkin is happening here? The cushions were wild. I couldn't quite believe it. Like, you've never seen so many.

Gravestones, ghosts. I like seasonal things, but for me, no thank you. Why? Just not cushions and all that for Halloween. No, you don't need a cushion. Not for Halloween. I'll have a little pumpkin out and maybe a candle. I've got a little Halloween tree.

Couple. Got a couple. Yeah, like cushions. Don't talk bollocks. Yeah, I have a Christmas cushion. Yep. All right. Christmas is different.

You have that up for like a month. You're not having Halloween cushion out for a month. For October, you might want to. No. No. Why not? Weird. No, a couple of weeks.

I'm telling you now, if she had, didn't you have a little thing chair in the kitchen? Is it still there? Yeah. You're telling me you wouldn't throw a little Halloween cushion there? Possibly. Possibly in the kitchen. Talk shit. It's possible in the kitchen.

She's right. Yeah. No, I'm not. Yeah, right. All right, we'll see. We shall see when she's got a fucking huge table with a Halloween display on. Just got someone coming around to do me my Halloween display. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.

Oh no, but I did. I just got, because I'm still here for the summer. Yeah. Like, I'm excited. I'm really, I've surpassed myself this summer because I'm just now feeling like I'm getting into it. I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying the summer.

But it's mad because obviously the industry I work in, seeing sales people buying knitwear and jumpers and I'm like what? Really? I don't know how people are in that mindset. Yeah no I couldn't. I'm still buying summer clothes Yeah but I mean that's ridiculous as well because... Well I'm not but

No I know it's a odd thing But I am I'm not buying any clothes I need to go on a serious diet Oh please I do No I'm not being serious I've put on about half a stone Who've enjoyed yourself? I enjoyed myself But I don't like feeling uncomfortable in my clothes.

No, I don't like it. It's not about losing bundles away, but I like, I'm usually about 9-12 and I'm about 10 stone six. Yeah, well, that's just holiday and, yeah. No, I know, but I just feel like, oh, I want to. We had a nice Greek salad today, didn't we? We did, didn't we? Too, something, though.

Go on. I haven't had a drop of wine since Devon. Oh, that's really good. Well done. No, but I'm obsessed, my obsession. Oh, no. So, mum came around when was it last, the day? after we got back from Devon, I think it was, the Saturday night.

Yes. I said to her fancy having a drink, but I don't fancy wine. Oh, so she's not drunk wine. She's just drinking cocktails instead. Yeah. So I bought some little tin cocktails. What ones? I got the margarita. I can't remember.

What, moth? Oh, they're unbelievable. So mom was like, I'll get me pina colada. I was like, I'll get margaritas. So I did them. I tasted her. I was like, oh, that's quite nice. Never been into that coconut-y peanut peanut tea.

It's lovely. then the next day gone in there and I thought I feel like to see a little pinnacolada but then I ended up buying just the cheap Malibu ones like four for three or whatever oh my god they're sensational oh good I am addicted

I've had like one a night that's okay the boat out the other now it had a few more but I really love a pinacalada and I'm not a sweet stuff I'm not really I love a pinnaclada I can't have too many of them which is nice so you know if you just feel like you want to have a little drink

One of those lovely But you know when on holiday They're quite foamy and creamy This is not I see that's how I like a Pena Collada So this is just like a I'm going to blow your mind now Smoothie

I'm going to blow your mind Go on Instead of buying the cans You can buy the made up plastic bottle of Pena Collada Without the alcohol in it In Marxes So everything you need

Right You can buy a little bottle of rum Oh Just say. But why I just because you get more for your money. Yeah. Well, I had from M&S the other night, a Roseae Nogroni spritz thing. Was it nice?

Yeah, very strong. They are strong the cans. Nice. Have you ever had that? It's a Roseae Nogroni. I haven't. I had a couple of Palomas. Oh, my goodness.

I've had the Palomas in Marx's. They're so good. And I've actually got the apparel, Apparito in the fridge. Yes, lovely. Not had that, but that's in the fridge. What's that? It's like an apparel spritz. But is it...

It's a little bit lighter, but very nice. Because have you seen they're doing the bottles? Yes, they do the apparel in the glass bottles now. Oh, yeah, that's a proper apparel. No, but it's not called apparel. It's like an aperitivo. It's cheap. We should have tried one, actually.

I wonder if they're any good. Oh, interesting. Yeah, so, yeah, that's my obsession. Fantastic. Unbelievable. Are you obsessed with anything? She said, the parcels. The spinach of chet of pie.

Any niceties knocking about? My niceties. Not really. I've been on holiday. Nothing at the airport, any... I feel like that would be a right vibe for you. No, not really. No. No, one thing that I tell you what, not that's nicety,

but something that made my heart melt today. I was in the nail shop. And there was a lady in there. She must have been 90. Honestly, I'm not making it. She was really old. And she came in, and I think it was maybe her friend who was sat in the car outside the shop.

She came in. She had a full set of acrylics as long as yours. All different patterns, blue, gold, sparkle. And I thought, I can't believe. That makes me feel so happy that you can be bothered to come out and do that. She wasn't overly mobile. Unbelievable they were.

And I thought, but she's going on holiday, somewhere. Oh, bless her. That really made me really cry. So that was a heart warm from me. Did you talk to her?

I didn't. There's someone in between me. I think it was you devastated. I was so upset that I wasn't next to her. I wanted to know all about her. Well, I said to you last time, a little while ago, I don't think I mentioned it,

I was in Tesco's and I did with you speaking to this old lady. Yeah, it's lovely. So she was in a wheelchair. She was like, I can't remember her at 95 or something. She was talking to me. She was lovely. but her grandson was pushing her, bought her, but he was older

and she was saying about, oh you're all my grandchildren, they take me out for a bit, and he's picked up like a couple of bits of shopping for her and I was just like, yeah, that is so cute. It's lovely. Talking of the supermarket, I went to Sainsbury's today and I did Scan and Shop and there's three. Sick of it. No, I love it.

No, I'm sick of it. Scan and Shop one. self-checkout baskets, self-checkout big trolleys. Yes. There was one human man in, all of that. Yeah, it's ridiculous. I stood there because I had a fucking basket check. Yeah, all the time, Elliot.

Haven't had it in a while. No, every time I do it. When she, I was waiting, and actually I felt bad because she was talking to an old lady, and I thought, and she was lovely, but it's, and it's not her fault. Why is there one person? So I said to her, why? I said, are you on your own? She went, well, I've got my colleague, but we do baskets, making sure all the, you know, it's not just that.

She went, we're normally four, but we've got two. Oh, gosh. Wow. It's the same, Mel, every time, in Tesco's basket check, every time. The other day I had four items because I paid at the teal or self-checkout, teal, I think, forgot a couple of items, and I thought, I'm not chewing up again, so I'll get the self-checkout, the scan, I'd do it. If I can check them all. And then another lady had to be checked Again, one person, I said

Everyone's getting the hump, obviously, because it's ag We're all waiting, it's taking time I said, this is so time-consuming Too many thieves It is, I mean, I bought a steak I bought a steak, I bought a steak, I bought a steak, I bought a stake, it had a security tug on it Massive yellow one, that's a new thing now in Sainsbury

Yeah, well, of course Well, crazy Crazy stuff This is from Naomi Jenks Imagine this, by a massive blow-up pool from Costco in a bid to kill off the grass ready for artificial being laid in time for our little man's first birthday.

A week before it's being done, we get a message that the company are fucking bailing on doing it. So now we have everyone coming around September 6th, no artificial grass, but instead half dead, yellow, horrific mess that looks like a cat's piss party has erupted. Mortified, but can't stop laughing

every bloody time I look out the back doors. Any artificial grass layers free in Derbyshire before the 6th of September hit me up so there's a little call up from I owe me oh

I mean yeah don't worry my own my grass is the same disgrace what can you do not a lot really alter it

I've I try I have I try that what about our aces I don't want to talk about it

no I understand but and earlier I was listening to a pod the other day so I was showing my assistant the pod

earlier on it went I'm just not bothered about going it'll be shud I don't speak like that I don't have a posh accent anyway

so good so good amazing aren't it you obviously haven't oh no you don't listen to the pod oh what you speak about it no just Mark

talking about how he wasn't impressed with them I thought it was and I was like oh I'm going to talk to Mark whatever Unbelievable

Anyone got a spare ticket for me please Just the music's excellent They're just their songs are just excellent I have been Okay No everyone has said it is amazing It was incredible

Yeah it was incredible Incredible Best thing I've ever been to But I think again That's nostalgia and being older And you don't know if you're going to do it Again It's just sort of everything

Yeah I loved it Did Jack cry? No Well yeah The songs There's so many hits And it's hit after hit after hit

And actually looking back at the catalogue They could do it again And not play anything The one Do you know what they didn't do though That I after I thought about. She's electric.

Do they not? There's so many. And that is a great song. It is a great song. Yeah. They've actually got a lot of slow, you know, when you think about it, a lot of their songs are chilled. Chilled, you know.

Yeah, no, yeah. No, lovely. Really enjoyed it. And they were good, the atmosphere between them and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Lovely. Yeah, it was great, right?

Really good. I mean, the money they've made. Oh, my goodness, me. Unbelievable. Have you seen the Liam Gallagher? dust trainers with his face on. Yeah. I'd quite like those.

Please. Christmas present? They'll all be sold out. No, they'll be gone, babe, yeah. If anyone can get them, you can. No, I can't. You can have a go. Absolutely.

None anymore. Right then. Fantastic. What a lovely catch-up I've heard. Yeah, I mean, I could sit it all night because I haven't seen you, you're both shooting off, aren't you? But what else? What's coming up?

Where are we? I don't know. all bit disorientated again. I know what you mean. I just got to get into it because I started a new job then had a week off. Of course.

Getting back into that. August is quite quiet which is nice. Do you think? For me it is. What is? Quiet. What is?

August. Just not loads of plans, bits going on. I've got bits. Yeah, no, I know what you mean. I haven't got bundles. Not. Not.

We've got Lego land coming up which will be lovely. Can't wait. That's like next Friday, isn't it? No. Is that next week? Next Friday.

Uh-huh. Then Alfie's birthday. I thought it was like the 20th. 22nd. Yeah, next week. No. Yeah. Yeah.

And I've got his party the week after. All my Friday's done with them. Yeah, it's mad. That's okay. No, it'll be really nice. I'm recording my audio book next week. Okay, you've not done that yet. Three solid days of talking, you know, doing my book.

Where you've got to go for that? Soho somewhere. London, yeah, yeah. But that's going to be quite a free. I know it sounds really silly because you're just talking, but it's quite a tiring thing sort of doing the book. but hopefully that will go well a bit nervous about that

documentary I've got three or four days to do in September but I have got all my study to do which is over there so I need to start doing a bit of studying that you get studying

yeah it's lovely I just feel very happy that all the things I'm doing I want to do so it don't really feel like work do you know what I mean cracking lucky

yeah and then are you like thinking about your next holiday have you got that work yet? I was already looking at booking something for February. Mexico, hell? Any danger? Any good?

Mexico. What, me? No, is it any good? Oh, I haven't been anywhere. Yeah, love Mexico. Mexico's a great country. It says about 30. It should be fine, yeah.

I'm thinking about it. Yeah, nice. You've got to, what, for 10 that year, you have to do 10 ways. Oh, really? Yeah, because kids are half term, isn't it? Long flight, though. No, you can't. I can't do a week ago.

It's like 11 hours. Oh, is it? Oh yeah, I've got no idea. No. Anyway, I would like to be a bit of sun in February I've decided, I think. I was looking at Dubai again. In Feb? Mm-hmm.

Oh, happy day. Why don't we all go? Let's do it. Yeah, I'll do it. Not for it. Yeah. Got a lot to go on next year, but yeah, it'd be nice to plan. We've got a lot to plan.

I know. 4-0 like shit. Look at the arm, look at the arm. The feta pies. Spice. Spish pies. Christmas? Have we organised our Christmas thing? No, nothing yet.

We need to sort that out then. We've got to talk to the candle maker. I was just about to say the bunch of the baker of the candlest maker. But I do need to get to all of them. But Sarah, because we're going to try and have a little creation going on with a candle. It is mad, but on Friday, what were the kids singing? Yeah, they're fucking singing jingle bells. No, it weren't jingle bells.

Oh, what were they singing? Santa Claus. Were they? Two, ten. Why? I was like, no, not yet. I keep saying now. To be fair, I was looking at advent calendars the other night.

I've just seen what's about. Hmm. Seeing what ones are out there. Oh, don't. For the next bit of the pod. Little spoiler. Spoiler for the children. Thank you.

No, because now I'm like, I think Twinkle's out there. He's watching. Oh, I see. Okay. Fair enough. I'm starting up. Fucking bollocks. Oh, no.

I'm going to have to. Says me. Oh, why. Imagine? No, I've got to ramp it up this year. I need some ideas, people. Easy ones. I don't know what ideas she's talking about.

What's the do for the elf? Because then I get, I start it. What? She's done it. And she's gone. I'm looking at you, like, I know what you're talking about. You can't just say that. Children listen to this.

You can't do that. But they do. Doesn't matter. Well, that's irresponsible, parents. No. No, we can't. We've got to talk about that. No, but I have to put a spoiler buff for it.

All right, we'll do that then. We're talking about the elf. It's August and we're talking about the elf. Right then. What? You're just, yeah, funny. I'm very funny. Maybe it's because you didn't work for a while.

I know you're back at work. It's using up all those brain cells. All those little cells. So we're left with nothing. Oh, really? No, not at all. Just a little bit all over the shop. Just a bit dipsy.

Oh, really? Yeah. Little bit dipsy. Really mental things. been said today by you. It's been quite... Maybe I'm due on. Maybe, and we've just had the full moon also.

There you go. A couple of days ago. Or you're just fucking thick. And I've not seen you. Elliot, you're so rude. It's true. You can't keep blaming something. What do you mean?

The moon. I'm intelligent. Coming from the pummel stone queen. Fucking knobbed. You didn't even know what one was? No. Well, no. No, because it's a pumice stone.

She doesn't know what one of them is. No, I don't be fair. On that note, no, I'm off. Thank you all for listening. It's been fantastic. See you later. It's good night from her. Good night from me.

You? Nah. It won't work. Anyway, it's good to be back. We've missed you. Bye. Bye.