Life with Nat - EP146: Nat's Nieces #28 - bulling & bibbing

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

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Tim's new protein lattes protein without all the work at participating restaurants in Canada Just listened to episode one for two Ella, Ella, your comment, you're just fucking thick to you sister at the end of the podcast, boarded on bullying. was offended by that comment. Even your sister said,

Ella, you're so rude. And that's coming from someone who doesn't know the difference between Pummelstone and Pumas Stone. I suggest Ella and Maria do some background work on discussion points

before you both speak on the pod. I won't be listening anymore, Rain. Well, does it always rain on me? Hello, everybody. Hope you're all good. All the best, Rain. Well, she's not listening.

Now, anyway, so it's irrelevant. No, guys, we don't mind a little bit of criticism. All I would ask is if you're going to slate us, please use a dictionary and have some, what's the word? Even now I can't. I better not call you thick because I'll have a rain on the old case. I have some, what's the word? The quorum? No.

No, not decorum. Like some, well, just write correctly, please. Just wild. It's a bit of banter. Yeah, we're a bit rude But it's just how we are If you don't like it Back on

See ya I mean Mad, isn't it Yeah, but We're very, very lucky actually We have very, very little Negativity Oh no, but that's why

We had to read it Because it's so unusual Look, don't all start firing negativity at us But I thought it was excellent So yeah There's been no background check To this pod

We're just here yeah no background conversation and I mean Elia couldn't bully a dartboard I mean actually you could you're quite good at darts bully a dart board what does that mean

like forget the ball oh did you get that no no no did I but he didn't say bullying said bullying oh bullying bullying you like you couldn't bully a

you couldn't be a Matador that what they did yeah fucking strange yeah funny stuff anyway I thought I'd share that one with you because it made me laugh. It made us laugh during the week.

It actually made me, I was crying when I was reading it. And told everyone. So you've got your moment. Well done. If you're still here, because you are definitely still here. It's the pumice. Pumice.

I did check she is still following that sneezes. Sort of thinking to block her, but I think we'll keep her there just for the vance. Oh, dear. Now my pins falling out. Oh, no. I dread don't you, babe? Yeah.

Oh, did you like a roller's put in? Yeah, just pinned the sides. Nice Sorry, Bex But you ain't here, babes I know, he let us down But no She could bless her

She can have a life Poor Becky Yeah, but Inconvenient times Just very happy For my eyelash girl I'm over the moon Delighted

She's a lovely baby I'm really happy for her But I'm fucking fearing about my eyelashes Your eyes are really looking I look awful I don't think you do But why are not wearing mascara

Because they're just You know After you've had lashes they're then all bit straight and it doesn't look like you've got any eye lashes now but they're just a bit they take a little minute

to fuming I suppose they need to breathe a bit but now you might get to a stage where you they'll grow no they're getting I'm getting lashes put on ASAP so enough people respond I don't get that oh really been recommended

someone yeah I'm messaging messaging just don't respond to people not want the work Maybe she's too busy No, because she said she had availability for a day but then hasn't done anything It's always an interesting one, isn't it? When you're waiting for someone to respond to you

I always find that with your sister That she can be texting you And then you ring her and she don't answer the phone Because I'm very busy It's just rudeness No, it's not But I do get that sometimes Sometimes you just can't be asked

To talk No, it's not that The other day you did it to me She was like, I just didn't get anything in it I said because I literally text you back I don't walk around with a phone in my hand. I put the phone down and then I'm going to do something. No, I don't.

Oh, well, there you go. So, yeah. You did it? She did it earlier? Or better, it's just being online and just not responding. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. I turn my online off. You can't even see it.

No, but you used to. No. She calls me earlier. I literally missed it because I was upstairs. Right, I rang so I could hear the phone call and I thought, a bit's Natalie. I'll call it back straight away. No answer.

And you did this, oh no, yours was a lot after. But sometimes that will be where my phone's usually on silent. So like you say, if it's at home, I don't know. It's a habit, it's habit from work. And me, but I've tried to change it when I'm at home. Yeah, and it's, yeah. Because there's nothing worse.

It's true, yeah. And you? Oh, riveting conversation. It feels very Sunday-ish today. It is. No, I know, but it feels very chilled, very Sunday-ish. No, it doesn't. It's because you're making a roast, which is fucking wild. I mean, it's 25 degrees and you're making a full-on roast.

What meat? Beef. Oh, wow, not even like chicken. No. Full-on roast today. Yorkies, cauliflower cheese, runner beans, broccoli, roasted carrots and parsnips. Bam, wow, thank you, ma'am. You're doing your Yorkshire's in the air friies?

No. What did you think to that? Not watched any of it. it. Oh. She don't listen to anything. She don't watch and I'm not interesting, din you.

When you said you were going to change a recipe, I thought, oh, shocker. No, you, but you did. No, really good. But yeah, you should, because they burn. But mine, they burn, but mine didn't collapse at all. No.

I will catch up. I don't need to watch it. It was on tonight, isn't it? It is on tonight, yeah. Came third, scraped through, girl. Scraping the, Yorkshire barrel That is good though

I really didn't think I'd get through after burning it because they're all watching you as well so they all knew they were burnt do you know what I mean there's nowhere to hide and everyone else followed the recipe didn't they

you decided to be I went rogue yeah shocker I just looked it and I thought oh no I can't make a Yorkshire put in with those measurements

no we like how yeah but then I feel like they would quite they'd be quite eggy wouldn't they no it's just a bit thick

just don't ride They're not light enough. But I guess if they're the... They're not mad though, isn't it? What? The air fry, is it that, it must get that much hotter then? Yeah. That's crazy.

And it's, I'll tell you what, what a lovely dish to do. Yeah. 20 minutes. You can literally have a roast dinner, a small one. There was no spuds, though, was no. But you could do your Yorkshire, your meat, have a few peas on the side. You know, like just a normal... You're virtually like a toad in a hole.

Yeah. Done. Yeah. In our one? Oh, no, you haven't got that one anymore. one, especially because it's the bowl. Yeah. That could come out quite nice

because it's got a lot more room to rise. Yeah, that's what I... I feel like I need one that's bigger. Do you just need bigger trays? I swap you. Would you? Yeah, I don't know. My one.

Oh, you could have had mine. Yours was fucked. No. Was it not? I don't know. The boys have got it. Oh. That's our uncles.

My mum's brothers, auntie Linney's brothers. They're out. They're like stepto. son. So they take everything that we don't want. So you walk into their house and there's like a little bit of Elia, a little bit of me, a little bit of everyone. They've just got everyone's bits and bobs. Do they fancy

an iron that doesn't work? Probably. Possibly. They've got your Tari. Yep. What's that? On the table? I got a bit of Natalie there. Oh yes. The games console well I gave Demex my old laptop from when I was younger. I got all my girls' holidays,

everything on it. I know. I was fucking thrilled to see that. He took it home and he said, I've got it's all there for you. Oh, yeah. I bet he could he broke it again after he saw what was on that. Wow. Oh, darn. I don't know, because I would have lost all that stuff.

That's really good. But all, like, loads of old family, photos, holidays. It's lovely, but you could get him to put them all on a little MD cards for you, whatever I are. Just speaking of changing the subject, but speaking of breaking things, did anyone see Louisa Zisman's post yesterday? No. No. So she put up a post with some. photos of broken iPads.

Oh no. And she was so frustrated with the children and screen time and them not listening, I guess, to her saying no more and da-da-da, that she smashed all their iPads and said, there's no more. And people are going mad. And I get both ends, but I think I'll rate her for it. I have people going mad because the money,

I guess you could, what's saying, you could just give them away or don't hide them. Yes, which you could. I know, but also with the frustration, I have said to Eliza in the past if you continue to talk to me like that I'm going to get a rolling pin and smash the phone up in front of you

I have said that and I would do that that's traumatising to the children I'm like well no I think it shows them a bit of punishment it's just a bit of punishment I mean yeah I have said that before I mean that is extreme she is quite extreme and the difference with her is she'll just go and buy another one once they behave themselves oh yeah but she's financially can do that

well it would break my heart to smash up an iPad but I'd love to fucking do it it. Yeah. But I think fair play. Yeah, it's caused a bit of... Good luck to our. Yeah, but that's a thing, though,

because they are going to... It is extreme, isn't it? Because like you say, you can punish them by putting it away for a week. Also, they are a lot of money. And also, this is so funny because I've had that complete opposite from Josh Whedickham this week.

And I have to read it because it's so weird that you've just said an iPad story. So Josh has, this week, found his son's iPad is not working because his son has put the headphone jack

in and it's broken off so the headphone jack is stuck so he put a video up saying I desperately need an iPad immediately can someone help me I've been into Apple they've said you've got to buy no iPad surely there's something and I'd send him a message

saying just buy a new iPad you tight get and he put, are you kidding, £500 for a broken headphone jack on a working iPad? I said, what are you going to do, wait until a few other people take a look and it's well and truly stuck, your call, mate, your call. He said, I'm going to prove you wrong. I said, I look forward to it. So I'm not sure what's happened with the story.

But, yeah, I'm not sure if he's got it out or not. But it's just interesting that it was someone desperately trying to save their iPad. That happened this week too. And sorry, when you said it in my head, I'm just thinking of the Amazon fires. but it's not that you're talking proper iPod iPads. Oh no, proper iPads and they're a lot of money. It's a lot of money to be smashing up in it. Yeah, it is quite obscene.

Unless they needed to be upgraded and she thought I just... Do it anyway. Yeah, or they're probably all getting new ones anyway, but... Hey-ho. Yeah, yeah. Rivoting stuff, though, I don't think it's about... Can't just keep saying that on every fucking topic. What's riveting in your life?

What is going on in my life? Not a lot, like I say. It's been a lot. A lovely week. We went to Legoland, didn't we? Oh, so good. It was a really good day. Really good day. How lovely was Declan?

No. So we had a VIP experience at Legoland, which very, very fortunate to get. And Declan was this wonderful boy who stayed with us for the day and took us around Legoland. And he was 19 years old. And he was so good with the children that they loved him. They loved him. standing with him, he's telling him all the stuff. They're like, Declan, but also just an, a fount of knowledge, wasn't he?

He knew everything. He knew everything. You asked him a question, he knew it. He was giving us. How many bricks were in the thing? He was brilliant and got us around the park, got to see pretty much everything. And he knew exactly what rides to take us on. Yeah, he really understood what we were into and what we, yeah, just lovely, lovely young man.

Really lovely. He was really lovely. And we had a brilliant day, didn't we? Yeah, it was just a lovely day. Natalie went on the log floo. I did go on the log floo. Did you get a photo? I got a video.

I sent it. Send all the photos. She doesn't even send a photo herself. Yeah, you need to send photos. We saw one of the wonders of the UK. Oh, yes, we did. We saw Christ, what was it? Christ a Redeemer.

Oh, what did you say? Angel at the North. Oh, sorry. Oh, she's in the plot Another wonder of the world That we like to talk about Oh yeah, we'll have to We'll put a post on when this is out

I'll tell you what though It is amazing what they do I know I'm boring But isn't it amazing the Lego The buildings That area for me I could have just stood there It was looking at all the little

The details And you're not even Like some of it You don't even notice No Like there's the They've got the Double Decker Bus

The Women's Yeah, lioness on when they were and they're adding to it all the time updating it and doing stuff amazing although I do think

they need to update Italy yeah I said that to Declam oh why's that just not really it's like a piazza there's no they could have Venice

no Coliseum no Pisa they could do yeah oh fair no football football

football Italy are quite good at football they're shit at football now used to be better in England won the world

gap more times in England of course No, I wouldn't say they're known for football Oh, I don't know I think they're quite No, but you could have a pizza, couldn't you? Oh, what?

What's the one with that? Oh, here we go. There we go. Spaghetti. Bolognaz. Nice Italian restaurant. Gelato. A lovely ice cream fan with all the gelato.

That would be good. Don't really have ice cream bands in Italy. They have gelatiria. That delicious. That lemon, what is it called? Have a bolubastina. What is that? No, the lemon ice.

Yeah, they call it a cornetto and you get it in the brioche. Oh my God. And I'm not a sweet lover, but that is unbelievable. In a brioche? Yeah. Brioche bun. Ice cream in the in the bun. I'm not sure.

Soggy bun? Yeah, no. Soggy buns. But yeah, it was a cute day. It was really nice. It was really nice. What? If you, whoever is going or, yeah, if you're going in the next couple of weeks,

what would you advise? The queues are, I mean, we were very lucky. I went last year and I cued and we managed to do four or five rides. And it was quite, it wasn't as busy as we went, I think, at a very busy time. But holiday, Friday, da, da, da, da, what would you recommend? What would you recommend? The last one. Sky.

How amazing was it called? Skylight. It's a new one. It's like a simulator. Oh, is it new hill? I believe so. Skyline. Not sure.

It's got a big lion out of the front. It's amazing. Incredible. That lion is. one of the largest models in Legoland Windsor, standing at over 600,000 pieces. Oh, that can, in fact. 600,000? Over 600,000 pieces, yeah.

And the smallest one is the little seagull at Trafalgar Square. At Trafalgar Square, which is made up of six bricks, I believe. I thought it was four. No, it's five or six. It's definitely not four. It's five or six. Fair enough. I think it is six.

Maybe we'll go five as you thought for. The smallest one. I thought three. No. Oh, fuck me. Are you going to make a seagull? It should really be a pigeon. I didn't think about that.

Was it a pigeon? No, he said seagull, but I feel like it should have been a pigeon. Can't be. What? What chryfalgar? What? Seagull. Yeah, he said a seagull.

He did say a seagull. I saw it with my eyes. What was it? I don't know. A grey bird. a pigeon. And then what did they say that somebody got engaged

at the Eiffel Tower? Yeah, that is so... They both worked at the park Yeah, met at the park and he got engaged in Minniland outside the Eiffel Tower they got engaged. I love it.

No, I'm obsessed. I want to go back just to sit and study because you lot couldn't wait to get out of there. I loved Minniland. I really wanted to look... He wanted to, but it's hard with the kids, isn't it? No, I know, but I really could have done a lot more. I just love everything Minnie.

I feel like you would like Beckonscott Is that the... Is that the... Beaconsfield? Thank you. Beckonscot. I don't know where I've got that from. What is that?

Beaconsfield. Yeah, I love little things. Why are you on it? Beckonsfield. Always did. Always have. Beaconsfield. I went there.

I've got pictures. But it's called Beaconsfield. I think it's Beacon, but though, it's fine by whatever you want. Let us know, guys, please. But it's lovely the model village there. Is it? Yeah. It's just like all mini.

Yeah. Or like when we went to Disney. and you go and Minnie Mouse's house. Yeah. Oh, so good, isn't it? Yeah, it's so good. All in all, a fantastic day out, but they could have a few healthier food options, I'm going to say it.

Theme parks. Theme parks, Disneyland, all these places. Just even like a wrap. Yeah. Why can't you have a little chicken, you know, the fried chicken with a salad? And I know it's not easy. I know people want to eat on the go,

but there is enough seating. At the end of the day, you've got the option, haven't you? They did have sandwiches, didn't they, in that little... Why not a little bit of veg? Or no, but... Carrot sticks. No, so we're talking, sorry, so we're thinking theme park. So, yeah, because you have little cucumber stick, little carrot sticks.

But a lot of people do bring stuff. Like, is true. That is true, yeah. So they don't really... No, of course, but if you're buying... But I'm talking about the restaurants after we had dinner, didn't we? That's different. If you're staying there, you're going to the restaurant.

There's lack of healthy stuff. on that menu. But that is a lot of places. Kids menus are generally burgers chips, hot dog chip, chicken nuggets. It's really, really hard to eat healthily at those places. And actually, like you say, if you're going out to a restaurant, most restaurants, I would say. Well, maybe I'm wrong saying most, but usually you get a kid's menu and it is Nuggets, Burger, hot dog. Yeah.

A lot of the time. Pizza. Yeah. There's no, no. There's nothing really that inventive that with a bit of goodness in. Even if you just did chicken with rice and broccoli. Yes, yeah. Or sort of even, you know, like they could do like a build your own.

So you pick your meat. You could then pick your carb. Yes. So at least there's rice as an option or there's. And then you can have your broccoli or your peas or your cucumber or carrot sticks. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's just a lot to do. I'm not sure.

But, yeah, a fantastic day out. Yeah. And it's all right. to have a little bit of junk food for one day, isn't it? So it's not too bad. No, you don't mind, do you? No, you don't mind. But it's spinny as well.

Oh, it's always doing it. It's expensive day out, yeah. For people. But that's why we saw, didn't we? When we sat down to watch that show, lots of people had their little pat lunchy. Yeah, and that is the way to do it. I mean, I've done that a few times.

Yeah, I mean, I bought all James's food. Smash down a ham sandwich, didn't he? Yeah, we were there longer than I thought, so I didn't bring dinner. And then, yeah, he had a ham sandwich. He loved it. Really enjoyed it. Talking of ham, I found quite a lot of crispy ham and hard bagels in the back of my car this morning when I put my boots back together.

What do you mean? Do you know what I thought about that after? I thought, oh shit, I bet the bagels are still there. What bagels? Alfie had his breakfast. It was all stinking the car out this morning. I thought, what is that the smell? And there was all sort of crispy bits of ham and old bagels.

It was really nice. When you're the designated driver, actually, it's interesting. No one really sort of cares about, you know, the vicinity they're in. No. Just leave rubbish. Ooh. No, but that's general, isn't it? It's like people leave a coffee cup.

That's not, and that is no, I'm not saying that about Annalisa because it wasn't. It was just a coffee cup. It's not that deep. No, no. But thinking about that is a thing, when you go in someone's car, you've got a water bottle and your coffee cup, do you leave that or do you take it with you? No, but it's more that it was late, wasn't it? I'm not, yeah, I'm not talking about that.

I'm just, I know, I would take it, you should take it, can't me. Do you? I bet they, I feel like there's people that don't. I have to say, I don't really, I take stuff, but, you know, when you're talking about children, my car is wild. I can find an eight-month-old banana. Yeah, but that's your children. I'm talking about other people. Don't really have other people in the car, though. No, really.

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The Conjuring, last rights. Only in theatre September 5th. Talking of people's opinions, I've got a really funny voice note to play, which I think is a really good talking point. So have a listen to this. Hi, Nat, Mark and the nieces. I listen to your pod all the time.

Love it. Keeps me going at the gym. A topic for you, if you ever do about shopping again, went to Audi today to get some bread. and a friend that I know at the gym was there and I was chatting to her while she was doing the deal and I said oh lovely got some pastries there well she turned around and said to me

don't be so nosy is it rude to look at someone else's shopping or was she feeling guilty for having all those pastries that is brilliant what do you think? Bye I've never thought about that it's actually so true that's so true So that's a great topic

Let's open it up Why do the basket Yeah the shopping basket Shouldn't be like that I know but what are you always Go and buy some like Kinky gel or something I'll stick it at the bottom

Stick it at the bottom Do scan and shop Put it straight in the bag But that's what I'm saying So now yeah You can get your own bags No one can see what you're putting in there If you want to put your cakes in there

Or your whatever I do find it funny though That it's someone she knows Yeah From the gym They're having a chat And she's just nicely gone I know

but it's quite bold don't be so no yeah i would never do that you know the type of people that would say that though it's hilarious but would i say it if i yeah i'd probably go oh what you what you got there i'll say hello oh move you've not been on the pod yet we got a guest i can't have i think you have you was take it off take it off do you remember remember when i was bush ruby did you like bush Lucky you're not a chatterbox, hey We'll get away with this Yeah, interesting one

I don't know Do you look at other people's baskets and trolleys Depends on the situation So like if I'm queuing up Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa She's brave If I'm queuing up behind someone I absolutely have a look at what they're buying

Oh no, do you know when I do it No no no no You can't do that the whole time I didn't know with doing something I do it when you're paying Yeah But because I do scan and shop I don't really get that anymore

But yeah I will have a little look And oh absolutely I'd look So yeah Someone's got like 15 things a ham I always think Yeah and I always think Wow why they're 22 pints of milk there Yeah

But you know they're probably It's for something Community Centre or yeah But I think oh you're good Doing that job But if I see like an older man on his own And I always have a look And I'm like oh what is interesting

What are you buying food-wise? Yeah. I don't know. Just you do. It's funny. It's funny one. Yeah, no, I look. Definitely.

And I don't think, I don't see there's anything wrong with that. I don't think you were being nosy at all. No. I mean, it's different if you were going, oh, look at you with your pastry. You know, like making it in a, well, as if I said, we've just been at the gym and now you're buying 15 pastries. But also, she could be going to see a friend. Yeah. But the point is if you're just saying, oh, that looks nice.

Yeah. I think she's got a bit embarrassed is what I think. Yeah. With the pastries. Because even like on the teal sometimes if you buy stuff and the ladies behind the teal go, oh, that looks lovely. Oh, I've not seen.

Yes. Like, do you what I mean? It's a funny one, isn't it? But then I guess if people would like that, you'd just do it online and you don't feel that you feel that private about stuff. It's only a bit of shopping. I mean, yeah, it's your shopping in a basket that everyone can see. Get over it.

Yeah. I think I need to get shares on those. pina colladas so I was talking to some women in deskos the other day and she was like

oh I think I'll try them and up by the oh so you're now kind of head spokesman are you for the old tinnies

I had one yesterday and I've had three sips and I was like nah but that's what I said to the lady in the shop

I said if you fancy a drink one of these just does a job rather than having to drink a bottle of wine she was like

oh sounds lovely I'll give it a try they're not that strong are they no not

then one Not like them moth ones. No. Also with shopping baskets, where was I in boots or somewhere? I can't remember. What, and the things fall out? Oh my goodness. Buy a lip liner, that's going straight from.

Oh, it's true. And I did it twice. That is so true, actually. Or like a little net, yeah, especially in the likes of boots where it is lipstick. You know, you could be getting all little bits. You'd think they'd have like the more fabricy one. Or they have things with the plastic bit on the. bottom yeah usually my favorite thing when you have a basket is when your keys get stuck in

the basket and the key goes through and it's jammed and you can't get your keys out i really need a trolley token though because i didn't have one the other day i didn't have my purse took my key off the thing but it's not you don't work it doesn't work i always think about the cans of drink though right and i love i'm the first to buy him i had some lovely upper roll spritzes from mnsh yesterday little slice of orange saves you doing it great But I do find sometimes it's very easy, isn't it? To just crack one open? I'm saying it's just, I wonder if people would drive with one of those?

No. I'm just saying. Yes, there will be people that do that. You reckon? Yeah. It just makes it very accessible and very, very easy, doesn't it? And it must be, I find it, it must be quite difficult. It's like a can of beer or they do the cans of wines.

They do the mini bottles of wine. Cairns a beer, oh, that's so it doesn't matter. Yeah, like getting the train, isn't it? It's nice for that. Yeah, you can have a gin and tonic on the train. You do know that you're not meant to drink on public transport. Oh, perfect. Have I not shared that story with you?

I believe you. Where was we going? No, we were going to do the pod for the one year, was it? Oh, yes, yeah. And got to the station with Mark. Yep. Maria met us. I ordered a coffee.

Maria turns up Mark says Do you want to drink To Maria What are you getting Oh I was going to get a gin I'm thinking I was just fucking order coffee

I was like Something's not right here So they get a gin I said I'll get me one then I'll have one with you I drank my coffee They've necked their jeans Because obviously they started before me

Yeah Get on the tube Got my gin The train officers get on the train It's like you're not allowed to drink on the gym She's like, you're not allowed to drink on the show. I shit myself. When I say, I've got this can.

And it was pretty much empty at this point. I've like squished it all in my bag and there's like bit, I can feel it like pouring out. And I was going, listen, it'll be me that gets caught and fine. And I didn't even want it in the first place. But I would get so scared. I was like sweating. Yeah, you were pricking it.

Yeah, but you've been like that. Even on the road, if you can hear a police car, you shit yourself, don't you? Yeah. Yeah, but I thought you could drink I didn't realize it was on train I knew tube you couldn't Oh, I don't, I'm not sure No, because that can't be right

Because they wouldn't sell alcohol at train stations Oh yeah So you're talking shit So it's the tube The tube, you're not allowed Yeah Fair enough Fair enough

That guy that threw red wine at me that time Didn't get the memo, did they? Don't Yeah Scary stuff Yeah the train Do you remember we had a couple of prosercoes Are they sell drink at the train station

Yeah I spilled it all didn't I I spilt the whole thing Of course you did. Whilst we were just on the subject of M&S, my obsession of the week. Oh, here we go. I can't get over it.

Our lovely dear friend Maria introduced me to the stain removing wipes. I... They have been tried and proven in Legoland. I couldn't believe it. Not serious? What? I cannot.

I need these. I think... So Maria, our friend, told her. that you can't really get them so I think there's a bit of a thing on TikTok so I'm sure everyone's probably thinking this is old news I got ready for Lego Land

Dad was feeding the baby He was eating raspberries He's obsessed with them at the moment Yeah I came down I'm wearing all white white t-shirt, white trousers Yeah look lovely to be fair

crazy Yeah but I'm at mums I was limited whatever I'd already mess one t-shirt up with the eye and fine James has then got me his hand Bang straight on me Raspberry all down me

I thought I've got those stain removal wipes When I say I rubbed my t-shirt There was not a Stop it No there wasn't a beam Not even a ring No you looked immaculate Not a ring

Not a little wet mark Zero Raspberry on white Gone When Joni Oh yeah I was gonna ask Huge loads of ketchup She moved a hot dog at lunchtime

They went all over a stain removal wipe. I bought them with me for that reason. Staying them, right. What for? The girls. I know, were they all right? No, everyone and Lisa knew. Everyone was all there.

What, did Johnny's come out? Yeah, I mean, there was a lot. Oh, I know, I remember. But I would say 95% of it and it's all come out of them. No, they're incredible. I suggest that if ever you see them, just buy those. How much are they? Don't know, because Maria bought them for me.

Couple of quits, Maria. I think I've had them before. I was in. I was in there with her standing next to her in the till. Whoever gets them then get home. I can't get over it. And when I go out, if I go for dinner tonight, I'm bringing them with me. So is that what you do?

Is it for when it happens? Yes. And you think you go out with the kids and they eat something, get that on it. Say you don't realize you throw something in the wash and you notice before you put it in the wash. I reckon you could do it in? Yeah, I reckon so. What about have you put one in the wash? Why don't you try that?

Why don't you get in the wash? with the stain removers. Fucking upset. Like, we've just, I've just rubbed it on the clothes. That's a good idea, isn't it? It's obviously whatever's on there. If you whack it in the wash. Give it a well.

Yeah, give it a well. But I think the whole idea is that you use it. However, what I would like to know them is do MNS do a powder version of that to put in your wash? Because it's very good. So then we can get the whole thing. If not MNS. Oh, do you want to go. I will create it for you.

Co-lab. I'll look it up. I'll have a good look. Unbelievable. Get on to them. How have we only just found out about it? I've had them before. I've had them years ago.

Well, I can go out tonight and go, oh, spill it a bit of food down me. Because what's interesting for everybody listening is Elia never fails. You always spill food down you, which is why I think you're so happy about the wipes. Yes. Because it's important for people to know. Well, I've been bought, my friend bought me a bib. Yeah. I've got everything.

thing going. If I go out to dinner, I have to fully get the whole napkin, wrap it around me. And even if I'm feeding James, it's not him throwing it on me. It's me throwing it. Even if I'm not eating it, I will just throw it on myself. Yeah, life changer for you. So, yeah, I'm really excited about those. Obsessed, unbelievable.

All right. Well, whoever sees them, grab them. Well, just remember they're very large. So what I also would say is you could possibly use it a couple of times. Yes. Like I think Annalise You take that a massive A massive thing out

Yeah but you could shove it back in She's going out tonight She wants to take them She's going to take a massive thing Of her I'm going to have to maybe get like a little Little clippy bag I'm going to

I swear they're coming out But then were they not dry out Yeah No not if they're secure Not if they're silled If it's in one of those little Clippy bag For a few hours on a night out

I'm not sure Yeah cut one in half But you're saying that You could just wet it anyway Put a bit water on it True Well I'm going to try it I do that

But there may be marks should do little travel packs. That's exactly. Please, M&S, do that for me. I'll have a little chat with a couple of people. These are our ideas here. Can we? Yeah, we need, I do need those small.

Maybe they do them. Maybe. Maybe. They're fantastic. I can't get over them. Brilliant. But yeah, and Lisa used one for like a little coffee stain. I said, I'll put it back in.

It's a lot. Yeah, yeah. It's different with what Joni did. Yes. But maybe they are meant to be used before you're putting stuff in the wash. Do I mean? No. maybe maybe it doesn't matter it's just to get rid of stains no i don't matter when you want to do it

we needed them for your carpet that time so that's your obsession obsession of the week amazing um what's yours oh hang on mark's video in mate i think he'd probably be driving a steam engine hang on a second i mean that's the most dull sentence i've ever heard in my life because you've never seen that before oh wow there we go Honestly, Mark Hi darling We're just doing a poddy A poddy

Hi I mean How's the steam today I mean I mean I know we're talking about riveting Fuck me That is crazy

That is crazy Oh it's good He's happy It's lovely We've got a few things here What are you obsessed with? What are you obsessed with? Steam trains. No, what am I obsessed with this week?

Not a lot, really. I'm going with the flow. I can't think of anything that's jumped out of me this week, really. Why? You? No, nothing. I'm going to have to be obsessed with Lego because I've got about 20 boxes of the stuff at home.

Have you seen the lounge? 50% of that, huh? Have you seen the lounge downstairs? I know, but... We could open a Lego shop. It's insane. It's insane. And now I've still got his party next week,

and I've got the mum's texting me saying, oh, has he got, does he like Lego? Has he got this one? I'm just, I don't have the heart to say, please don't buy any more Lego. I'm just like, yeah, that's lovely. But you say that, you can put it away and they're brilliant. And when it's freezing cold and dark and raining from 4 o'clock,

it'll be doing all his Lego. It's a lovely thing to have. No, it's lovely, but I just don't have the route. I'm going to have to sort it out because there's so much. But no, it's beautiful, and it's lovely. Like yesterday, he was doing it on his own, bless him. It's brilliant. He called me when he needed a hand

but he's so good at it It's fantastic It's lovely But it's just There's shit loads of it Yeah But yeah I mean there's worse things There is a lot of worse things

But anyone got any ideas actually What for? Lego storage What do people do? You can get plastic or glass display cabinets Yeah And then they'll put all the Lego in it

Because once it's built What'd you do? Yeah Maybe I could use it for my shoes Go on Oh, talking of shoes I'm not sure if you remember that I asked Naomi

to let me know when you first mentioned the shoe cabinet. Obviously she come up trumps. She said I believe it was Nat's niece's number three that Rowe's first spoke about the shoe cabinet which was released on the 5th of August

2024. However a year ago. However, before you give her shit that was also the first time you mentioned getting an air conditioning unit for the pod room. How's that going? We're sweating our nuts off in here.

Neyo and Bex have booked to come to where? Where? Where? For the book launch, so you should be meeting our... Excellent. Avid listeners. I can't wait. But, yeah.

And no one sent me any ideas for the old shoes. Because they're done. They're not interested. And I don't blame them, to be honest. Why don't you get Mark to build you one? Oh, yeah. She won't like it? And she can't send it back, can't you?

That's true. Oh, guys. It's really bad. Yeah, it's so. It's a shame All I do is buy furniture I've got so much to do I want to get rid of all mine

Do you want any of my old shit What is it? I've got a I have in my bedroom The baby changing unit From Eliza That's 15 years old too And that's her chest

That's what that is I mean that is scary I've got a tall boy Which is probably about 30 years old Next to it with a telion, which is too tall, obviously, for the television, really, in the room. You talk about step-toe, some, with your uncles.

You've got on the news the same. It's wild. I'm getting all my bedroom done. Good. Does anyone need any baby furniture? Let me know. I've got some knocking about. Yeah.

Got to get rid of it. Fair enough, just put it on Facebook Marketplace. It's not a big deal. I really haven't got the time. Really not a big deal. So, Els, you're doing your kitchen at the moment, aren't you? You've got a lovely smegger. Nothing wrong with it.

Beautiful. Yeah, I didn't want to... Just the ag of selling it and all that. She said, would you like it? I'd ripped her hand off. Oh, so I knew Natalie needed one, so I'd rather have gifted it. No, she was trying to take it me. It won't fit.

No, it didn't fit. No. It fits for you. Straight into granddad's. Oh, granddad. Jack brought it round within an hour. Mark had taken the old one out. Amazing.

Put that in and sold our old one, 50-crid on Facebook Marketplace. I said... I said you... Did they give you in a 50 quid? giving it to James. That's amazing. Have you given it to James? Yeah.

Check your phone. Oh, you've sent it to me? Oh, thank you. Oh, she said it to James. Oh, yeah, it's got a bank out. Oh, I didn't realize. Oh, I'll ping it over. No problem.

Thank you. I really. When she said, I sold it, I was like fucking taking the piss. But Mark's like that. He just puts a fur out of hand. No, well, it's also just to get rid of it. I know I get that, but then I've got to dismantle it all, haven't I? What?

The furniture No you haven't No if you put Facebook marketplace Well someone's going to Come in my house And dismantle it If they want it enough

I'll leave off They will baby You can say I can't dismantle You'll have to do it yourself You'll have to do it yourself No Yeah Can't do that

Okay Well people do Because people want things They might see something That's perfect for them And they'd rather do that I'll just get a hammer to it I'm like literally

That's how I feel I'm not like that I'm salvaging what I can No, it's also, but I'll be honest, the reason I didn't do it is because I don't like the idea of people coming to the house. No, fair enough. You hear so many, I know it's, you hear things, but I just don't, I don't want it. I'd rather not have people come to the house. I have to say, there's been a couple of times when we've, Mark has put something on Facebook Marketplace, and I've been around.

And it is quite, they get a little bit excited to see me. But also then they know you live there. And then I worry about people knowing where you are. whatever but now I say I'm you have to do it when you're here so I don't want them to know where we are no I just yeah it's just then they come then they look oh no or no I'll give you this and I don't want to be in that situation I'd rather just say just take it then no I hear yeah I did it once we had our wardrobes done I didn't like the handle so I got new ones I thought I'm not getting rid of these so I put them on and um I had loads of people back and

forth and then in the end I put them out for this woman and I thought do you know what if she doesn't leave me the money that just whatever that's on her yeah I'm trusting I'm going to put them outside and she left the money under the under the mat for me and I thought lovely that's really good yeah yeah yeah no it's a brilliant brilliant thing brilliant yeah yeah no it is it's just I don't like it if I'm at home it's good mark doing it I feel I don't know maybe I could pack it all up and give it to mark maybe he could come around and dismantle it on It's a great idea. No, or even like let

Mum take it to her work. Yes. And then someone could pick it up from there if I'll sell it. Yeah, good idea. No. Anyway. Yeah, sorry.

Very boring. But if anyone's interested in you're a nice person, let me know. All the listeners are nice, apart from rain. Oh, hi, buddy. Who's the best? You are. I wish I could spend all day with you instead. Uh, Dave, you're huff mute.

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Back for, made just for you at Starbucks. Parties, birthday parties. What about them? I'm exhausted. It's a lot, isn't it? So I put up my little decor thing that I did for Alfie. Look lovely. And I got some lovely comments and notes from people.

And a few people asking me like, oh, how did you do it? Yes, yeah. And I was talking to this lady. And she was saying, I've got my, I can't remember if it was her daughter or son. I can't remember. the age, sorry. She basically can't remember any of the message, but she's talking about it. I know, I've got a lot of messages, that.

Anyway, she said, I love the theme. Where did you get it from? I said, unfortunately, don't judge me. I said, but I did get it off she and all the bits and bobs. Because what I paid for the balloons and then to get them blown up in Card Factory, cost me under 20 quid. Yeah, it's brilliant. I ordered them, because I didn't think I was going to get them in time.

I ordered another set from Etsy 15 quid just for the balloons So yeah I'm a dickhead But yeah So it's so worthwhile And all the little You can get all these little bits and bobs Which Amazon can do it

But it's really expensive And I just said to anyone If you need any advice Like you can do it And it not cost you a lot of money And it be effective And it does the job Yeah

Did you hear about my balloon story No Else She's a disgrace Not now So So Jony's birthday popped aware in the morning

had a few bits to get and I thought oh I'll get Joni a little balloon from James he can just you know so I said

oh no have you done Joni any balloons just so that I could understand the theme yeah no

not a balloon I said you are out of order she doesn't like balloons no you get just the number

just get it just get and I've got her a little round one super nine and she loved it oh

and then when I and then when I said to her even And even just get the blow up, pump them up yourself, blow them up with your mouth and just put a couple. I did have some glow in the dark ones for the evening that I blew up for the tent. No. With number nine on.

Yeah, but they're just sort of just throwing around. Just playing with them. Or like time on the door because you've got some people coming up. Yeah. Not interested. Or like put them around her presence. But you're right. It's not for me.

And next year she will be 10 and I will get her a great big one and zero. Oh, lucky Joan. Double digits and all. I'll make more of an effort. I just feel like the balloons and just make it look a bit festive. I know, they do. They make it look like a...

It's all right. And I don't get me wrong. I mean, I was looking back because I was just doing some reflecting on Alfie when he was younger. That's always a nice experience, isn't it? Breaks your heart. It's awful.

The night before is so sad. I get so sad. So do I. I'm so glad that we went to Legoland. I got in. I was exhausted. Had to do all these... And went to bed.

And then just passed out. I'll come October 6th, forget me. I'll be finished. But I was looking back and I mean, when you look back, when he was one and some of the balloons. But how about the picture I sent you? No, no, it's heartbreaking. Have I shown you? So it was a picture of, because obviously it was that your phone knows what you're feeling and what you're doing because they're so clever.

And this picture would come up. In fact, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to post it if you don't mind. But is it all right? I'll post it up for you all. But I'm just going to get it up to show. Were they at Elias or? Yeah, I think it looked like it was. It's Elias.

And I couldn't believe it. Oh, look. No. Joni looks like a little dolly. What you think? Joni was three. So she was three there. Yeah.

Oh, look at him. And it just killed me. No. And do you know what? I must say this year and even when I was texting people the photos of him like with his balloons in the morning and everyone she kept putting it. Oh my God, he looks so grown up. He does.

And he just does. Even today he's at the Minecraft thing. and I'm getting sent photos and I'm just like, he's like a teenager. No, it's a boy, he's a proper boy now. It's a killer. But yeah, I must say,

I don't know how you're feeling about the first birthday but just I feel so much pressure on the birthdays. I know I'll probably do it to myself. Yeah, you do that to yourself. Do you not feel it? In what respect? Well, just, I think as they get older, I feel the pressure more.

You just want them to have a really good day in a really nice time. And like, obviously we did... Alfie, you were going, oh, we should take him here and do this because he had a lovely day Friday. He was more than happy to just be at home. And play with his toys. It's like Christmas.

They get their toys. They want to be at home and play with it. Yeah, they do. They're not really funny. He was out on Friday. Then I was thinking his birthday is actually Saturday. We should be doing something. In the end, we didn't.

And then he's out all day to day. It's out of day. And then he's got his party on Friday. That's so we could have to say that let go land. Fume him. Yeah, we could have. No, when I was saying it's, I've been better than when we've got to wake. I can't be here.

We could have as well. No, but again, you're getting your little traditions, don't you? Even like looking at the photos, every year I've got photos with him, with his balloons in the house. It's just your little things, isn't it? You might be on holiday one year. It's in August, you never know. Yeah, no, I know.

But as it stands, but it's, yeah, the whole process is meant the buying presents. Even now I'm thinking, we struggle to buy him presents. I even struggled what to get him And now, before he now it's going to be Christmas Oh, I know What do we buy? Well, thank you. Just listen to your podcast with Nat's nieces after holidays

And today, 17th of August, I went to B&M in Levin, Fife And they have Halloween items And the next aisle, Christmas items I'm still sitting in the garden And join the sun with the G&T Looking forward to my week away in Tenerife with the kids What the fuck, Christmas in August from Julie.

It's a lot, it is a lot but, guys, I hate to say it. I've bought three or four Christmas presents already. Well, that's really good. But I think that's different. If you do see something for someone, if I saw something for Alfie,

I'd think, oh, well, it's, for me, I've got his birthday, you know, once that's out the way. If you see something. No, I know, but that's what, it's hilarious. I've bought this present. For Amelia, I bought Ruby and Amelia the same. And then I thought,

it's Amelia's birthday. that I haven't done her birthday, and I buy her a Christmas present. But now I'm like, because I've bought them the same, I can't give it to her for her birthdays, so I'm going to have to keep it for crying. So I did think to myself, once James's birthday's done, I am really going to start just picking bits and bobs up. I am too.

I've got to because I can't have that stress, and it's not enjoyable. No. Then you get to two weeks before Christmas and you're stressing. I would like everything to be done wrapped under the tree by at least a fortnight before. Yeah. So I can just enjoy that time. I owe me

Note this down please But I went to Cruz Hill With a friend She wanted to get some stuff And they were like Oh just there But not there because we're just doing all the Christmas Yeah

And they were starting all the lights They were getting it all set up Really Now that is early It is August Like end of September Starting I can't

Can I also say though Talking of presents Because this is very very very true I often I did it with you 100% I did it I bought a beautiful Zara Tablecloth Cloth

For a goss No I bought a tablecloth Beautiful Hid it never gave it to you No can I have it Don't know where it is Wow I bought last year two

I could do with that To jelly cat Christmas puddings Beautiful expensive for the girls can't find them so if i buy things early i hide them and i can't find but why don't you just have one space yeah can't find i don't know where they are i still through this day don't know i do i will then go through and do someone's i'll go right that's natalie's pile and i'll go oh shit i bought her that and then i bought her something else because i thought i didn't have

enough well i um i'm sure i bought ruby some squishies some little squishy things can't find them that's it and then the up when i did the shed out a little while ago i I bought a cheese fondant set for Natalie. They're still in the shade. I remember you buying that. Cheese fondant set? No, would you not like that? What for?

Another bit of shit in the kitchen. You shouldn't have said because you could have wrapped it up for granted it. I bought it about four years ago. No, now I've got it in the cover. I thought, that's lovely. I used that one time. That is hilarious. That is the problem.

And you lot say I'm bad. However, guys, you're really, I think I'm going to try and find the time. Cablecloth, keep talking for a sec. Look, though. Look what I've downloaded. I've started it, Elle. Why is it? Christmas gift list.

Wow. Because I don't want to forget, because like you say, or you end up over buying. The Christmas gift list is just sensational. Yeah, and it's updated. Has it? What's it done? Well, they can add photos, but then it asked me to, so I've added a photo and it's asked me for the next one to. Just give me a sec, like, ow.

What is she doing? Why are you having photos? I don't know. I've only fucking found it. Oh, so. Is she joking? Oh, I know it was in here somewhere. What?

Why is it not in packaging? Let me say. It's disgusting. It's covered. Oh. Oh my gosh. Let me see it. You haven't got a round table now, have you?

Yes, I have got a round table. Beautiful, it was. It was. I haven't even got a label anymore. So you didn't. Maybe I've used it for it. Oh, my, I mean. Oh, I know what I did.

Excuse me. I used it last year to put the. railway in the lounge. My apologies, it's now my railway around the tree tablecloth. I'll get you in a new one, both. Thank you. They're very hard to come by. They are. I bet it's perfect for around the tree. Tree sits on top. She's got that train, but it marks the carpet. Okay, well, you've kicked the tablecloth and I. I cut the phone. This year, all nice house stuff for me. Thank you. Oh, that'll be nice. That'll be so nice, actually. Yeah, you can do that lovely, lovely, lovely. What sort of stuff, though?

I don't know, I'll let you know. It's only August. But pot, you need all no... I can't get out of here. You need pots and pans. You need everything for the kitchen, don't you? No, she'll get the amp if you borrow a pot and pan. Yeah, I will.

Like when you fucking bought me cutlery. Oh, it's so bad. You got me culinary as well? It's so bad. It's so shit as well. Do you know what? It's, what is it? Ivory.

Oh, the... And it ain't, is it? That's like illegal, isn't it? That's actually illegal. You're so ungrateful. No, I'm joking. It's because it goes in the dishwasher. It's all gone.

Rain, rain. sends us another message that's being horrible to me. No, but it's because the dishwasher. That's why metal is just easy. When you've started got that other stuff, it just discolors.

It's horrible. Like an animal, in it? Get your own fucking cut. Okay. I need a lot. I'd love some. That was me. Sorry, I'd love some new stuff for the kitchen.

No, you just need to get rid of the kitchen and start again. Yeah, you don't need to add any more stuff to it. If anyone fancies doing my, you know, any, like, discounts on the kitchen or anything, because I'm desperate over it. You really should do your kitchen up. I should, yeah, because I would love my hob in the middle. And I could do some more food videos and things like that. I would really like to.

Yeah, I'm thinking about it, but... Yeah, she won't do it. Like me, she won't do it. I mean, there's so much to do in this house is... I haven't got time. Anyway, on that note, thank you all for listening. Have a cracking weekend, everybody. Oh, I haven't updated everyone about my skin problem.

Just quickly. No, it's not boring because it's not the nails. 14, 41, 141, what does that mean? What? I don't know. It looks like a good number from this angle. 1441. Yeah, good.

Just means it's 20 to 3 and I need to hurry up. Yeah, everyone just said, you know, it's not my nails. He said it's not an allergic reaction. Oh, well. Because otherwise it would be on my hands. Okay, fair enough. So what is it? Periol dermatitis, what is it?

Something like that. Peridemotitis. Yeah, that. So I'm on the antibiotics for a month now and I'm not allowed to be in direct sunlight. All the best. She was stood in a body suit with no shirt on in a 28 degree heat at Legoland all day.

And then she went, oh, I shouldn't be in the sunlight. I said, put the shirt on and she said, no, so do you know what? I'm completely done with the skin disorder. The angel number 1441 signify, positive change, new beginnings and the power to manifest your desires through a combination of your independence and hard work. Well, that's amazing. Hopefully, I can get some... Can I fucking finish? I thought you'd finished. Seeing this number encourages you to trust

your inner voice, embrace opportunities for spiritual and personal growth and take practical steps toward achieving your goals. It's a message to take charge of your life and tap into the universe's support for your ambitions. Here for it. Lovely. So I need to get my bedroom decorated. you can sort out your skin and get a shoe cabinet. What are you going to do, Bub? Going to have a nice meal tonight. Yeah, I'm going to go out. Good.

Can I ask you to say something? Yeah. My mummy makes me mash my mini M&Ms on a Monday morning. My mum... We need to do it going around. You start, I'll do it. I don't know. I need to have a bit of that.

Amelia said it to me, bang and I did it. My mommy makes me mash my mini M&Ms on a Monday morning. My mommy makes me mash my mini M&Ms on a Monday morning My mommy makes me mash my mini M&Ms on a Monday morning My mommy makes me mash my mini M&M's on a Monday morning My mommy makes me mash my mini mini min-mini min-mini Why can't I do it? My mummy makes me mash my mini M&Ms on a Monday morning

My mommy makes me mash my mini-mini mons on a Monday morning What fun we have I'm going, I'm so sorry, my apologies to See ya! Bye! Bye!