Life with Nat - EP163: Nat's Nieces #32 - Cool, cooing and full of chorizo cheese

Episode Date: October 19, 2025

Nat, Roro & Els are vibey, chilly, but as fiery as ever! Slippers on, ceremic dishes piled and animal impressions locked and loaded. It's another classic Nat's Nieces ep, this time with extra hair... Enjoy! xx Please subscribe, follow, and leave a review. xxx You can find us in all places here; ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podfollow.com/lifewithnat/view⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We're on Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/lifewithnatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Nat's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@natcass1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Neice's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@natsnieces⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tony's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tonycass68⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Linny's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@auntielinny.lwn⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ THE BIG CHRISTMAS LIVE SHOW 7th December ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠- claphamgrand.com/event/live-with-nat-at-christmas/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ The tiny warm-up shows 22nd Oct - The Bill Murray, Islington -⁠ https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/live-with-nat-work-in-progress-wed-22nd-oct-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202510221830/⁠ 4th Nov - Dixon Studio, Palace Theatre, Southend - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.trafalgartickets.com/palace-theatre-southend/en-GB/event/other/live-with-nat-work-in-progress-tickets⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 6th Nov - Hat Factory, Luton - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.culturetrust.com/whats-on/live-nat-work-progress⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 16th Nov - Hawth Studio, The Hawth Theatre, Crawley - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.parkwoodtheatres.co.uk/the-hawth/whats-on/live-with-nat-work-in-progress⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Book Club: October's Book is Happy Days by Natalie Cassidy (obvs we have to get behind our gal!!) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://harpercollins.co.uk/products/happy-days-natalie-cassidy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Get reading, all reviews welcome. We're also accepting suggestions for a Christmassy thriller fiction for November Nat’s solo chats - any rants always welcome!  Scraping the Barrel - SCAN AND SHOP VIRGIN NO LONGER! Marc’s still adamant that days old salad from a takeaway is an ideal packed lunch - what’s the maddest thing you’ve pack for lunch? Bonce vs list! - Are you a list maker? Always collecting for Nostalgia Fest! What’s brewing with the Nieces - are we all skipping the end of summer, all of autumn and going straight to Christmas - Nat’s door is! Group chat ettiquette & pranks. Nice Lorraines… get in touch! Things we’re nagging with Linny about - More lateness stories and some cleaning questions, please! The Tony talks chatter - Keep your DIY questions coming, also open to some saucy two paragraph stories for Tony to read out at the Southend show - think cheeky postcards (both in tone and length)! Can we make Tony an influencer and get him any freebies?  TBC Cultural differences ep - inspired by Linny’s Mediterranean heritage and her & Ellia's Italian trip, we'd love to hear about the cultural differences you've noticed between the UK and basically ANYWHERE else!  A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Very good. Feeling vivy in this new room. What do you reckon? It's giving D-I-S-C-O. yeah I like it it's nice feel very bright it is bright but it's nice because sometimes I feel very sleepy

when I come in here and especially when you're doing it now and it's dark you need that woo yeah could be a bit warmer no I've just done Pilates

I'm really cold I was really cold this afternoon a bit chilly myself yeah I'm cold it's really cold I put some new slippers oh so warm only from Tesco

from Tescoes, but they're like, you know, like a slipper socks? Yeah, like that. With the fur in, like a ballet pump. Correct. With the grip, I believe. And they're just... What are you five?

No, they're the best one. Do you know why? Because I wore them when I went to hospital. Mm. And I loved them. Do you not feel like they sometimes... I think if you get like a size that's not quite right, they don't you feel like they scrunch your feet up?

No. You're right. No, I know exactly what you mean. But these are a bit big, if anything, which is a bit annoying. But they're a little Tesco number. brown, really fluffy, cute. They remind me a nanny. Yes, but Nanny would wear them like with a little bow on.

They weren't fluffy. No, no, yeah. Yes. And they were a little bit more hard at the bottom as well, a bit more stiff. Which I could, I think I'd like to just upgrade. Now I know they're my thing to a thicker soul. I want to talk about your mum's footwear at home because I don't know. And you.

And you? Me. Yeah, you can wear the ones that are like flip-flops up and down the stairs. That petrifies me. You know the Taurus ones you bought you for the photo show? Can I have those? Haven't you already got them? Yeah, mine are ruined.

And I really like them. I've got those. You could just take the pin badges off. Yeah, you can have them. Perfect. I've got those. I can't wear them. I can't wear them.

I love them. Can you not? Oh, I can, but why would you're at home? It's like wearing an uncomfortable shoe. I was wearing last year, but they're ruined and I would like to get some more. I was wearing the Tasmanugs of slippers. Oh. All right, extra.

No, but I like, yeah, or I had, like, our ones, but the Ugg version. But even the Ugg slippers, they're not comfy for me. I want to wear what you've just bought. Of course, it's a slipper. I feel like I bought you some of them before. Yeah, you have. No, you have. They were cracking.

I'll get you another pair for Christmas. Please, but not too hard. Oh, where they bounce, bing. No, yes, but they're still, you can get very soft ones. And you can maybe get me some as well. Almost a fleece. Yeah. They've got a soul, babe.

A little one. But the thing for me is I do find that if the soul isn't hard, especially on the tiled floor, I don't have a tall floor anymore, it might be different. If you're cooking or like you're in the kitchen all day, the soul's of my feet used to hurt so much. I mean, I don't get how she, yeah, I'm barefoot all the time. Her and Annalisa are the same, blows my brains. I love being barefoot at home. Oh, grounded.

I'm not like getting put my slippers on. I am now because I'm enjoying these, but I could easily be, be. Barefoot When Tony comes around He brings his slippers Yeah so do what That's what I do And so does Nanny

Jackie Yeah I've got a bit better At that If I'm staying here I'll bring them If I'm staying at mums I bring them And funny you say that

Because I nearly bought mine Because I knew my feet Would be cold And they are cold All right Well you're going on Like we live in an igley It is a bit chilly

It's chilly I've been a bit cold today I don't feel great So I've been like that all week And yesterday So I felt rough. You've been fighting something, haven't you, for the week?

Yeah, but I do feel better today. That's good. And I did my class. I think with me, you know, when you get to the end of, you know. Well, it's because you've been non-stop. It's been non-stop. And I know, I know that I've done it and I've got to the end. I feel wrecked.

Is that it now? You're done? I've got Zoe Ball Saturday, a little couple of hours with Zoe. Lovely. And I'm sort of done. Wow. Yep. Might actually hear from you now.

Yeah, it's nice, though, isn't it? The break. Although I do still hear from, how are we? Like, literally. Yeah, about ten messages. Send me 500 pictures of stuff and it's like, oh, you sound like you're busy? Yes, I'm working, but I will help you. But she's so impatient.

She's throwing things at on lunch. I'm going, I'm going, I've got to go. I know, babe, but you've got to be a bit more organised. Very short with me. You know, she's short in the message. Yeah. Yes. Oh, she's in a bad movie.

You can so read Maria from her messages. Oh, easy. Oh, I'm busy. But whatever message it is, I know. where the full stop is, the length you write, I know what mood you're in. It's amazing.

It's not mood, darling. I was busy. No, as in mood or tone. I don't mean a bad mood or a good mood. I just know. It's amazing that, isn't it? But sometimes you have to be blunt. I just have to be like, yes, no.

Well, especially if you're on a meeting and on a Zoom or something, I get. Yeah, I was doing Lego with Alfie, actually. Oh, no. Wow. No, he wasn't well. He was off. I was trying to help him with something.

Oh, he didn't tell me that. It's fine. But, yeah. Perfect. No, but you know, when you're trying to work, I'm trying to work, I'm trying to help him. No, of course. So, not. You just need some fun.

Yeah, I was going to say, talking of Tesco's. Mm-mm. This is my session. Tesco, finest. I think I've spoken about these before. Has it got Torexo in it? Trite's going to go mad. I'm going to have that.

I've not eaten. So have I spoken about this before? I don't think so. I think so, because I remember talking about the dish and you were saying, and you get a dish. Right. So, can I show you? Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Oh, I need some nice bread though. Please know that this is going to. I will post it guys because this is mental. Wow. They're not all from these. You am. How are you eating them? Please post that up.

No, but you're going to forget to post that. No, I will not. She's got. And that one is a bigger one, a different variation. She's got, from over here. 10. 10? No.

Two, four, six, eight. 8, 10, 12, 15. And they're from all of these? 15 of the parts that you get from the... And today I've done another 10. So probably 100 quid's worth of cheese. Hang on. You need to say what it is.

Oh, sorry. Go on, it's a... Vintage cheddar, mozzarella and chorizo bake. Tritho. But it's in a... What do you call it? Like a... What's it called?

In the ceramic dish. Seramic dish. Thank you. Ceramic dish. Which I think is a great value for money because you get the dish. How much? I've now got so many that I can open a tapas restaurant.

You could do a little tapas restaurant How much? 3 pound 95 Is it on a club card or normal? No no no it's normal however And it doesn't go off till the 11th of Jan So on club card You can smash a couple of them in the Toronto

They're not on club card No I know but when You know what happened One minute I need to talk to you about it Go on When did you start eating them Because you've got 15

No I'd like to know Because you're looking in great shape At the moment If I had 15 of those in my cup I wouldn't be able to fit through the door. So I just wondered if you could talk to me about the eating of them when you eat them. Are you eating them alone? Like what's going on?

Have you bought a few because you've had people over? No, I don't do that. No, I did, I had mail around for dinner a little while ago. I bought one for us as a starter. And sometimes I eat it for dinner. Sometimes. With what? Crackers.

No. Bread. Bread. The Tesco. do the, in the fridge, the two round for catcher with like onion. Oh, wow. I did just buy a little baguette, though, so I might have that one again. And you didn't buy us a baguette?

Sorry, I didn't think you'd eat it tonight. Have you got any of those ones in the freezer? We can have a little look. Yeah, I might have to take one home with me. One a week? Really? 15 weeks? You're not, no.

It can't be one a week. No, one every couple of weeks? No, I reckon two a week. I don't think you've been eating them for three months Right, when did she first mention them on the pod? Yeah, let us know But no, what happened? This is scary though, one day I went in Tesco

They didn't have them on the shelf Wow, spooky Boo, no Happy Halloween No, that's, what would I do? I freaked out What happened? Was it because you've got 15 of them

They probably saying, can we have our ceramic dishes back so we can make to more. I went on holiday probably for a week. No one bought them. So I thought, let's get rid of them. So people buy them. We need to keep them going because I can't be about them.

I'm actually quite hungry. I've not eaten all day. So that I'm really going to eat out. Let me know what you think. And you get a lovely little dish. The last two weeks has been a very odd time for eating for me. We're just busy of an evening.

There's been a lot of travelling. But when it's dinner time, I feel living on sort of crisps. and sweets. Yeah, that's so bad, isn't it? It was just no goodness need to just be a bit more prepared. I know, we can't stop to talk about prep again,

but it's so true. My eating habits are so bad at the moment. All over the shop, I had James's chocolate cake for breakfast. Did you? So nice, though, isn't it? So good. I could not do that.

I have a cup of coffee. It would be lovely. Yeah, but what was it about like 11 o'clock? Yeah. No, she's like... Court bars nine. Yeah, but I'm not having a chocolate biscuit, isn't it? What, the cake?

Yeah. Not really, no. Not really. What about like... Or chocolate muffin? Yeah. For a coffee in the morning. I would never have anything chocolate in the morning.

Yeah, chocolate, you'd have a chocolate. Exactly that. It is like, it's acceptable. I'd have a blueberry muffin. Right, well, the same shit. Yeah. Fair do so, yeah. But yeah, well, I know.

We need to, well, now I feel like we can do some stews. Winter's great for, Is it? For me it is. I think you can put things on in the morning. One pot things. One pot. I'd like to try.

It's not that, oh, it's dinner time. I've got to do the potato. I've got to get the fishing. I've got to do that. It's sort of, it's made. There's your shepherd's pie. There's a, can I ask you a question? Have you ever made a mushroom stroganoff before?

Yes. Jack, not a mushroom one, a beef one. Oh, that's a beef baguignon, no? No, it's a beef strogon. A strugganoff is beef with mushrooms. I'd like a mushroom. Strugganoff. Jack loves a stroganoff.

And you know what? You've just reminded me and I'm going to make this. Rice. I tell you what, Atha's got a cracking recipe for one. Really? She makes it. Creamy, though. Yeah, it's lovely.

Little strips of beef, but even with the beef in it. Nice. I fancy that now. Oh, no. I could have that. Love it. I could eat that now. Thai curry, that's always a good one.

Yeah, I've done that in ages. So easy. It's a really good shout. Really easy. So what do you do with that? Do you buy a sauce, though? No, make the, you can buy a paste. I've made the paste from scratch before.

Yeah, but on a Tuesday night, you're not doing that. Maybe on a Saturday you'd make the paste. Yeah. It's not difficult, though. You can buy a paste. I would imagine it's coconut milk. It's coconut milk, lime, kaffir, chili. Yeah, I do that.

Coconut milk. Yeah, a bit of kaffy lime leaves, the meh. What's, um, vibrating? I'm ever so sorry, my phone. I am because Alfie wasn't well for lunch I thought I'm obviously I didn't have much in so I didn't plan for him to not be at school so I thought I make a quick bustina

but I mean it wasn't amazing so they moaned about the veg and usually I'll blend the veg but I didn't have carrots the other day or yada but I literally just did a vegetable stock chicken stock I then boiled some cherry tomatoes skinned them yeah with them up

I did that oh my it was incredible it was it really took me back to like Because I think sometimes they would add a bit of tomato in it. Yeah, we used to have, someone used to do it for us on tomato. Love me. Really simple. But delicious. James, it loved the pastina so much.

I just put every bit of edge in it. It's so good. He just loves it. Like, he's there wanting more. No, I can do, if I do a Sunday chicken and then the next day, obviously, make the pastina. But I'll save, when I'm cooking, I think, well, I'll save a carrot, I'll save this. And what I did last time, I know it's a bit random, but, you know, I love, You know, broccoli, you know the hard wire.

I really love that, but chop that really little, chop all that. Well, it's the same thing, that's good for you. And it's good for you. But I like that. You're using it all up. I do like that. But I've realised as well I like my bustina watery. I like to have it soupy. I don't like it when it's all this.

Yeah. Yeah, I know. You're, it's a bit glupe. Mine can be glupe. And you put those of chicken in it and that's too much. Yeah, mine's more of a sort of chicken soup, if I'm honest. Or like a minute. But I would love to do what you just said.

Very simple. Simple. Oh, I made a minister, you were going to say minestrone. I made that last year with Cavalonero in it. Oh, that is. Nice. Really good. Yeah.

What shells are you putting in that? Shells? What pastonia, is it? What did I put in? I think I might have even just put in broke up spaghetti. Oh, yeah. Yes. Or you could do tiny shells or little rings.

I think I've also done them with, yeah, little hoops. That's a nice one. I love a cup of soup. Did that I could do I used to love super noodles Did you? Yes We were obsessed

We'd come home from school Smashing the super noodles No but a minestroney Cup a suit with the little rings And the little croutons See that's quite good for a little lunch option It's not No?

No, it's not It's filled with shit Oh perfect It's not great Like having a pot noodle I love a pot noodle Oh I don't like a pot noodle I like the

Sober noodle Yeah then ones Those ones. Yeah, I should get a few of those. I bet they're not for me. Mm, yeah. I'm quite hungry, so can we start? It's the matchat or the three ensemble

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on link on c4.ca or in magazine The drive here was treacherous Was it? I don't like driving in the dark

No, I don't I get really paranoid I hold my breath the whole way That's amazing From your house 16 minutes You don't

Fucking get her under water. Don't they do an Olympic thing? Guinness Book of Records. No, but so I get paranoid. I don't mind driving. No, I don't. All I'm going to say is I don't think we can have this conversation. Why?

Because I won't be able to get home. No, but it's like, at one point, at one point I think Elia's behind me and she's winding me up. And then I saw it was a white cast. I thought it was not. The rangerover up my ass. Sorry, before I forget, I think Jack passed us today on the motorway. I'll stop it. Oh, possibly, yeah.

Funny. Oh, sorry. I'll have to ask him. So I think, are they flashing me? Is that person flashing me? Have I got something hanging out the back of my car? Is there an animal that I've run over that? I don't know.

Is there a person in the back of my car? And it's probably not, though. It's probably just the bumps. I don't like it. I don't like driving in the dark. And then there was a fire engine, so we had to go around. Then there was a bus coming towards. But the fire engine I just had beef with because he had his full beams on.

I didn't know it was a fire engine. So I was like, you know, they're tired of it. And I was like, oh, sorry, mate. I don't know why I felt bags. It was far. This was stationery, so we had to go around him. But then as we've gone around him, there's a bus coming. Oh, I see.

Yeah, I don't enjoy it. I think someone's going to jump out. One thing I say, I lock the car door. I always lock the doors. But I do also, this is a bit mad. When I used to go to work early in the morning driving, I'd run out, get in the car, in the carpool, because I'm very fortunate.

I don't have to de-ice things or whatever. freezing, get in, do that and then I just think, what if someone's in my car? Yeah, I do it all the time. All the time. Do you do that? All the time. And then I can't turn around then, I'm sort of frozen, I think, what if someone's laying in the back of my car? And you're just waiting for them to get up,

like, and stab you in the back. Oh, okay, all the time. It's not just me then. And where, it's so dark, like coming home now, I walked home, obviously, from Pilates, we went to get in the car, it's so dark. And my bloody outside light, the bulb's gone, so I need to get that sort. Yeah, but I wish you could turn that on before.

How'd you do that? That's why I like to just leave mine on because it's... Well, all day. I know you shouldn't, but I don't like it. Because it's so dark. So if I haven't got that light on, got my phone, the torch out. I will drive home and think of everything. I think, right, I'm going to turn around this corner and there's going to be like a gang that you've got the road,

then I can't get through, then I can't reverse. I'll do it all the time. Really? Yeah, I've listened to too many stupid urban, all them urban myths that we used to listen to when we was kids, weird things. Or like if someone's flagged, sorry, guys, if anyone's flagging me down, I'm not stopping. You're never, I'll run you over. No, I'm not stopping. We can't stop for people.

You can't. But then I think, well, if it was you walking home in the snow. And no one wanted to help me. That's not funny, guys. No, and now I'm not going to be able to drive home. So do you know what I do? I'll ring someone. I think she talked to me all the way home.

Yeah, but here there's no reception. No, you have to get out the village, don't you? That's the worst being. That's the best. I do you know that ruins my life. That ruins my life, no signal. Yeah, it is awful. Because I have to plan my phone calls.

Yeah. And in the morning when I drop Eliza, it's the perfect time to ring your mum. But it just cuts out. And I think I'm wasting 25 minutes here when I could be catching up with someone. It's awful. It's really annoying.

It's mad, this day and age that we're still having those issues. Crazy. But yeah, it's the lights. I always think I'm being flashed full. I think of my full beams and my lights are. Oh, it just sensitive. Yeah, it's not cute. No.

I think it's really important, though, to recognise that you feel uncomfortable because I don't like driving on the motorway anymore either. I'm not really a fan. I don't mind in the day. I just don't like driving at night. Even in the day, I don't like, you know, like when you're, when I'm a passenger and I see someone moving from like the left lane to the right and then so, and I think, but how? Like, how have you not just had an accent?

I can, I can't do it. I think with age, you can, you're just more. You can overthink things more. I used to drive around the country. Loved it. From Cornwall to Scotland to, well, tour in the country. But see, I've never driven in London. I'm saying this today actually at work.

I don't mind driving in London. Yeah, I remember I never. Matt Lee turns into Michael Schittaker. No, maybe Lewis Hamilton or something. No, I'm not far. You have to just be savvy. But you have to be erratic when you're driving London. It's not for me.

I love it at the West End. I like driving up there. Doesn't bother me in the slightest. I just, yeah, I don't like driving really anymore. No, during the day, fine, but yeah, I don't like driving in the dark. But also, since leaving EastEnders, a lot on my jobs. Driving less, aren't you? I'm driving a lot less, which I don't think is a good thing.

Yeah, because it becomes, you're not driving a lot. It's interesting, but it is good. You've got to keep at it because you want to not lose confidence. Because you hear of a lot of people who lose confidence and they don't want to drive far anymore. No. Or they don't get on the motorway. You don't want to be like that. So restricted.

Yeah. Do you leave... Sorry, as you've said that, I know this is wild and you're not going to believe... Well, you probably are going to believe me. But us doing this tonight, I actually was thinking, oh, it's darker, I've got to drive home on my own in the dark. That actually was a fault in my mind.

Yeah. And it's worse. When I'm like, oh, around the court, I'm buzzing. Yeah, yeah. It's horrible. That's why, like, if I'm... I'd rather just stay... Like, even Saturday, I stayed at mums

because I just thought if I've then got to get the kids home, it's dark. I've got to then get them Nothing to do with wearing any wine, no And having another wine But yeah Even that

Getting the kids It's really dark Yeah If one's asleep Leaving the middle I mean We're very lucky where we live Oh you've dropped it

Oh it's poured all over the park I have to say One thing about these Mine doesn't There's a floor Well you've got the shit one No I like the straw

No But mine doesn't No but I don't like your thing Okay What you drink out of there But then it just pours out Of the straw Yeah it's awful

That's the Stanley we're talking about Just so you know Hang on Stanley Cups Yeah so yeah that was fun I had a little encounter today Oh yeah So I decided this morning

Just randomly to go to Rome time At the library Yeah I love that I just thought It gets us out Half hour he can crawl about Went with my friend We met

We were because it was sort of last minute We rushed in It was 959 and we're all, we're like, oh, this is cute. And this woman goes, that works there, she sort of walks out. She goes, oh, well, it's, well, it's full. Oh. I looked at her.

I said, sorry. Well, we're full, but just go in. The pram can go there. I was, and I sort of didn't say anything. And I said, what did I say? So she did that. And I said, well, it's fine. I can, we can leave if you want us to leave.

And she went, oh, well, no, I didn't mean it like that. It's just that we're just busy. There's loads of people. I said, and I can't quite believe the attitude. Like, it's the library. It's a free event, isn't it? But it's not even that. It's like, people don't really go to, well, they do because it was busy.

But they do, and it's a community thing. It's great. You should be happy. That we want our babies to be in your library. Her attitude. I said, well, it's no problem, we can leave. I said, but you've, we've just got here. You've greeted us with a, like a huff.

Did you? Yeah, no, I did, because I was so thrown, and she went, well, you can leave if you want. And how I didn't leave for James, if it was, I could, I really wanted to leave, but I thought, no, that's not helping anyone. No, that's, you know. But yeah, I thought you rude, bitch. I was like, am I, is this okay? That's wild And then as we were sat down

And this other girl came in She had a sign up So she couldn't get him And she was up I meet him So her friend was there And there was a bit of hoo-heart And then she ended up letting her in

Oh gosh Like I get it If you're full And we've never been before So you know Just sort of God I didn't know They got full

I mean But even just say Oh just so you know You know Maybe try and get here 10 minutes early We do have a capacity I don't bloody know

I just got to Everyone says go 10 o'clock. Rime time. Yeah. But did he enjoy it is the main thing. He did. He did.

It was cute. They both loved it. Was she the one singing or? No, she was. Imagine Jack and Jill went up the hill. To fetch a pail of water. He was very busy that day. It was packed her up the hill.

But the cheek, when she then said, well, you can leave if you want. Little Miss Muffet, sat on a taffet. She was greedy. She was eating her clothes away. Oh, John, big one. I know me too. But yeah, so he loved it.

What also amazed me is just how many children or babies, but I say babies around that 11, 12, 13 months, you know, I don't know how old they are, just sit on their parents' lap and watch the singing. No, James. James is like, chomp at the front, climbing over some woman's leg, just everywhere. I mean, dummy on the floor, anything.

I don't know you do it. I remember going, just snotty kids all seem to attract them. No, everyone would. was fine, to be fair. Like the child catcher, aren't you? Don't, I was on the train today coming home from work and this girl got on with her daughter, little girl, I don't know, must have been Ruby's age, I would say,

maybe a little bit younger. So three, four. I think so, yeah, three, four. Anyway, I was watching, I had my earfriend, I was being a bit nosy. I wanted to hear the dynamic conversation. Oh, I love it, I love that. And the thing is, I'm not judging.

I was judging a little bit but I don't want to be judgmental because I've been in situations where you're stressed the kids aggravating you or whatever yes you have I'm looking forward to what you say no

no it just really upset me was she trying to talk to the matter no it upset me on both parts I felt upset for the kid and I felt upset for her she'd obviously had a really shit day you know and she was very stressed

and her little She was trying to get a little girl to eat some little pasta thing. The little girl didn't like it. And to be fair, I thought, well, no, I mean, that's a big ask. I couldn't buy a pasta salad from the shops and my kid ate it. Mind our new cameras. Roos like this. I know.

Fair old, fair own. Anyway, the little girl didn't want it, but she wanted her crisp. The mum obviously didn't want to give her her chris because she wanted to eat the pasta. She didn't get her the pasta. She gave her the criss. and then the little girl was just wanting a bit of attention and the mum was sitting there on her phone. It just makes you realise, doesn't it?

And again, we've all been there and I get it. And then she said to the little girl, I just need five minutes on my own. I've had a really stressful day. And I was like, it really upset me because I was like, I get her pain. She's obviously had a really shit day, but that little girl's not understanding that.

Do you know what I mean? She's not understanding that her mum needs five minutes. No, she isn't. But it's all hard, and you're right. It's so hard. It's so hard. empathy for both parties. Yeah, absolutely.

Because I thought, yeah, you must be. And I, part of, and I, and the little girl was, like, trying to play with her toys, treading on me. She dropped some pasta on my bag, and the mum's like, I said it's really, I say it's absolutely fine. And the part of me was to interact, but then you don't want to. Get involved. Yeah, it was a bit, oh, I'm right. And do you remember when you've been in places and people try and interact with your children? I said, fuck up!

No, but I get it. Yeah, it's just fascinating. It's just, I just thought, gosh, yeah, you've picked her up, obviously, you've been working, getting the train home. You're trying to feed her because she's hungry. But also, they, like I say, you've sort of put them there. They've not asked to be here. No, I know.

So you've got to give them that time. And you know what? She could have maybe just given her five minutes, helped her with a pastor, had a little chat, and then she might have just been happy to play with her. Or played with her little cars with her. So sitting there disconnected on your phone. Oh, yeah, it was just a bit sad. But, I mean, it's so hard.

It just made me think. Gosh, I need to make sure I don't do that. Well, it's good, but it's so easy to do. Yeah. I feel like I've got a lot more addicted to my phone lately. Again, traveling, being around. I feel like I've been scrolling on Instagram a lot. Oh, really?

But just looking at some cracking things, I'm not going to lie. Nothing comes up on my phone. I don't know why, but I've got a very nice... What's the word? The algorithm. Yeah, mine's hilarious. It's just comedy stuff. Yeah.

And I can be, I'm on it, and I think, oh my God, I've done an hour just watching. comedy clips if you're in the car or whatever I know but I think God I should be doing something else I don't go I've been really good with mine I've got a new game that I'm obsessive

Oh God What is it? It's called What about the guy We didn't talk about that It's called yeah It's called Decorer Merge Home

What is it like Garden Skins You get to decorate rooms, but you have to earn the coins. You have to like merge all these things and serve people. It's so good. I mean, how anyone's got time for it. What about the guy that was at Coldplay with his wife? I know, I could play a game.

I've never played a game on my phone. What about the guy that at Coldplay with his wife was playing, he was playing garden scapes? It was cracking, wasn't it? I mean, not whilst they were performing to be fair before, but I was like, Oh my God, nah, it was funny. But when I used to get the tube,

I used to get in, like if I'm playing a game I used to get embarrassed if people like could see, especially when it's like a child's game. No, but you say that, the amount of businessmen you see

playing those games. That's what I mean. On the train and stuff. Yeah, and then I love it when I see other people I'm like, oh good,

such a mean. Oh, I love it. I love a game. I do get a bit embarrassed. Is it interesting? I've never played a game. The only one I like is wordscapes. Wordscapes.

Yeah, word ones I like. Like the word ones. Word or that. It's just, you know what it is. It just relaxes you. Yeah. But, I mean, last night I started happy days. Oh, did you now?

You started it? No. I haven't got a book. Everyone's got a book. I nicked it from mum. There was some on the table. Yeah, she said, I'll kind of have one. Oh, good.

You can have one for me here, my love. Could you sign it for me? No, I'm not doing all that tonight, though. I'm just, I could give a shit. Oh, I'll sign it. I'll sign it for you. No, I would. No, we'll wait.

You don't really need a message because you're through the book. You're in the book. No, but a little message because then when you're dead, we've got it. That's true. That's nice, yeah. Songs, though, the songs. Sorry? Weird.

What? The songs that remind you of us. Right? Not many of mine. Oh, that ends. Long again. You'll never be right. I mean, there's a lot, but yeah.

You're like a couple missing, maybe. Yeah, I just like to do. though, didn't I? Fair enough. I mean, their music's hard. I thought, well, you could just do a book 360 pages of songs and what they mean to you. That would be a cracking book. Wouldn't it?

Yeah, it would. Okay, flights on air Canada. Oh, wow. Mayorka, that's new. Oh, nice. But Vienna is a classic Mozart, palaces and schnitzel. Mm-mm, now you're cooking. If you're hungry, deli brings the heat.

Heat. Cartagena's got sun, And the sea to cool off. So does Martinique. Mmm, and that French cuisine? Book it. Yes, Chef. Wait, what about Lyon?

Choose from our world of destinations if you can. Air Canada. Nice travels. Speaking of music, how was your stay in Liverpool? Well, beautiful hotel. Rush, rush, rush, rush, because I was in Oswestry first, Shropshire. Got to Liverpool quite late. That was in Shropshire yesterday.

God, you should have a folly, show her around. You're something to tell me. Shropshire is lovely, isn't it? Don't know. I didn't see any of it. Where's Shrewsbury? Is that Shropshire? No, that way.

Yeah, Shrewsbury. Yeah, Shrewsbury and Telford. Listen to this story, though, because this is quite good. So, been in the car a long time. We've got half an hour before we get to the event. And I said, let's just find somewhere for a wee and a drink. So we found this little pub. local people

the chases on the telly Cracking Turns out my kind of No honestly So how do we Got a drink Sat there for half an hour Obviously you're in the middle of nowhere

And everyone's like Sorry are you Sonia from Eastenders And they're all like Having pictures And can't believe it Because you're just in the middle of nowhere And she said

Oh The owner of my sister Of the pub's having a baby now She's not going to believe You're here And she's missed you Her and her husband I was like

Oh don't Well, you know, send my love, I've had a picture or whatever, hope it all goes well. Fifteen minutes later, we're leaving, and this bloke's running down. He's left his wife who's just had a baby. Come and meet me at the pub. Shut up. I thought, can you imagine if someone did that? Well, they did.

Well, no, I know, but I couldn't believe it. I was like, oh, no. What did they have? Shouldn't you be? I don't know. What did he say? Did he say, yeah, I've left him. He said, oh, I had to come and say hello.

I mean, it couldn't have been far, I'm assuming, but... But you don't know if they had a boy or a girl? No, I can't remember. But he came back to say hello. It was just really funny. Anyway, that was that. And then we went on to Liverpool. Liverpool reminds me very much of Belfast.

Nayo took us on a little trip round. And when I was in Belfast recently with Ali, she did the same sort of thing. We had a little tour around. They are so similar. I do think it's because they have docks. So you've got Albert Dock and there's sort of water boats There's quite a lot of

But you have a lot of old buildings Next to modern The music's coming out Lots of music in the streets In Liverpool Really? I would really like to go there properly And everyone's so friendly

And I love the liver puddling accent Everyone's nice Yeah they are very friendly Everyone's lovely How are you, you're all right We had a lovely, lovely black cabby in London And he was a scouser And he lived here for 40 years, but he still had the,

I'm just what a nice man. Just warm people, they are very warm people. Went to the cavern club, which felt very odd because watching the cavern club, watching stuff to do with the Beatles. But not just the Beatles, everyone has played there. But honestly, I just thought of us thinking this. He said, overnight,

the guy took a picture with me in front of the stage, and they play music from half 11 in the morning. All day, people are playing. But I was there until 20 past 11, didn't hear any music. But he said, of an evening, when you got a little gig on, people come in. I just thought, oh, what a great night. It's definitely one we should do. Really lovely shopping, like shopping is beautiful.

Not a shopping centre, but outdoors. Yeah, I remember that. Massive, massive. Massive, no one in it. I don't remember going there. Really. And the volume of people is insane to what we are used to in London. Yeah.

Just to empty. Quiet, yeah. yeah a bit of me that very good nice nice so yeah in out shake it all about but um yeah busy old days and sitting in a cab for for like nine hours over two days

it's hard oh no that sounds really really like oh poor me not really no that's unlike you not really that's unlike you yeah it's a bit uncomfortable you know what I mean it's not like a car sorry Elio

he knows that I just said to it's uncomfortable but I don't mean it in a bad way but yeah I do no I had a couple of I had about an hour and a half tonight

on the way back but yeah it's just it's amazing how tired you feel doing nothing yeah it's worse yeah but travelling

it's just tiring but no Elio's played a blinder to be fair I feel bad now yeah you're out of order I am out of order to listen to your shit all day

I don't I keep quite quiet actually so what else has been going on what else have you I've got on your Halloween decorations up? I saw. They look lovely.

They're cute, isn't it? It's cold now. Entertain the children for a little bit. Don't know what? They really enjoyed doing it. They were really helpful. They really got into it. Good. So it makes it all wild. Because when you're doing it on your own, it's a bit sad, isn't it?

So that was fun. Good. Well, I've got Mark's birthday. I know. I've been too busy. I'm not ready. I haven't brought a card. Nothing. You've got a week. You've got a week. You've got ten days.

we know what are we going to get in it's so hard what do you buy guys what do we buy mark for his 40th help us out that's a good idea please mark you know and for fruit oh my goodness between us as a family so we can you know we can yeah don't don't worry about the budget as such you know give us some ideas i mean i've got nothing and natalie's got nothing no no i've got nothing and all he wants he said well you know there's no really nice steam engines out that I said no people don't want to spend three grand on a model steam engine we're not talking about that sort of thing no but he's probably even thinking if everyone put together and put towards it he doesn't want he doesn't care about his well he likes his clothes

but he's got a thousand things that's squashed in the wardrobe there's no room for any more clothes it's it's a real it's a real nightmare I'm not buying him anything because I'm doing memory things Yeah Very itchy Got to get the nails off Oh If I hear

The dermatologist has said I've got to take the nails off Well you've got to do it then I know but maybe after Mark's party But who says? It's only all of us Fuck's sake And even last night

I felt myself itching my neck in my sleep Yeah no you've got to get them off But it is Matt Is there anyone around the area that does heat, what's everyone being saying? The heema, hema, haemar, is that a thing? I can't have no nails. Someone help me out, please.

I do need to take them off just to see if it is this. Yeah, have a little rest. I'm going for tests, but it could take six months. I think you should take them off and see. Do you know what is wild? I've seen four different doctors. Yes. I've spent 50 quid on creams, tablets to be told,

don't do any of that by now the dermatologist. That's not fair. And then I had to spend another 20 quid on cream and anti-estomy. I think it's a little bit of a minefield and I think you're right because I think it's down to a little bit of a postcode lottery and who you see. And it's amazing that really, which I learned with Dad going to various hospitals. Well, I went to A&E with James for the first time, Touchwood.

Yes. And Touchwood, we've done it, but. and we went in because of his eye and as you all know it was red, swollen he almost looked like an allergy but didn't really know what was going on he wouldn't open his eyes he was in a lot of pain

to coming out with that he had an ear infection and because he's under two no one could look in his eye but we were at a big hospital but we'd have to wait to go to Moorfield at 9 o'clock the next day because it was a Sunday I mean so what if he actually had

a piece of glass or something in his eye wait till 9 o'clock in the morning I don't really get it. No, I don't get it either. So, yes. But you could have had somebody else who would have looked in his eye. Well, that's it. Or, you know, you just don't know.

Would there be in a real emergency case, there would have been someone that could have seen him? I don't quite get him. No, I don't know. It's a hard one, isn't it? Everyone's under strain and stress and all of that. But I do find it a bit potluck for who you said. You know, when they ask you, do you pay for your prescriptions?

If you say no? Well, what happens What's fraud is basically like fraud I know but who would say What's weird isn't it People try and get away with it Don't they Really?

Well you have to tick a box As to why you don't pay They just ask me and I say Yeah What if I say oh no I don't pay Yeah Then they say

Which one? Which box? Yeah What do you mean yeah Then you have to tick why There's reasons How do they know Well no but it's a record

Isn't it Uh Interesting It's like anything until you're caught No yeah it just made me think I was like, oh, it's funny that they ask everyone. I mean, I guess you have to ask, don't you? Yeah.

So I know when you're pregnant or a year after having a baby, yeah. You get your teeth free, don't you? Your dental work. Met a lovely lady in Liverpool today, cracking nashers. What was her name? I liked her coat as well. Can't remember her name. Let me see if I can find you.

Cracking at nash. No, yeah, turkey job. I said they are unbelievable. Oh, that scares me. Oh, they were fantastic. Oh, I'm sure, but I'm sorry. Oh, so I'm wrong. Here she comes.

What is her name Her name is Sharon Shaz are happy for you to share with everyone Yeah I don't think she minds They were cracking they were She looked lovely Honest Let me see

A bit like yours What's your smile They are lovely actually I think you can get that here What is that smile I didn't want my teeth out next door Oh my God What did you look like

She looks like a toad I'll show you a toad Wait for it, wait for it Or like the woman out of Wallace and Gromit Why are you shaking so much Stretching it out Oh god Is that your toad voice

Yeah Can you do an elephant sound That was really good We're just doing sounds of animals at the moment at home You should get one over Should I do my monkey? My monkey's really good Really good

Really good That's excellent What's done earlier Thanks what can you do Rabbits don't make noises Not really What could you do Um

Koh That's a What is that A bird of some sort An owl No They go Do it again

I want to hear it again I want to hear it again I can't do it Oh That was terrible She fucked it You now sound like George Koo

Shooting Stars I'm bored of Guys before we leave Funny old game. I really, what made you do that, by the way? Because I did the toad. No, toad and on Staying Relevant, they were doing animals' sounds, but in like moods. Oh, now we're just copying Pete Wicks and said great.

It just came to me because you did the Toad and I just thought it was funny. I forgot guys to take my bra off before I came here and I'm devastated because it's so uncomfortable. My own all the time. Weird I was just scrolling on Instagram, funny enough, actually, just before I came. came and I saw a clip of Anne-Marie on this morning talking to Dermott. Sorry, look, I don't like to be judgy. People can do what they want. Well, I am being judgy.

Who is Anne-Marie? The singer. Okay. She's called her son. Yep. Forever. Middle name sugar. Forever sugar.

It's her name. Yes. Forever sugar. Forever sugar because she had gestational diabetes. No, you're lying now. That's what she said. Fuck off. I should have called Ruby, Ruby Hartburn.

But that's what everyone's comedy is saying, lucky she did have the shits or constipation. Oh. But forever sugar. Look, each to their own. No, sorry, no. I just think of the child on the register. Oh, not on the register.

Sorry. Give him a minute. Give him a second. when they're at school and stuff. Hi, Forever. Oh, he's going to get the piss tag. He's going to get ease. It's going to happen.

And then what's the nickname? Four. Or maybe Forry. End up being like a little fory or an Fee. Could change it up a little bit. But I think if you're naming a child, that name, it's because you like it, you don't want to change it. I know, but it's a word, isn't it?

It's not a name. But there's lots of, but you say that about lots of things. We name kids flowers. We always have. We've named kids After Saints. I know, I know it's named. I did like Darling.

That reminds me a lady in the tramp. Yeah, she was called Darling, the mum. But I like darling. Yeah, look, again, I think there are certain ones where... Don't back, you slagged her off. No, but no, I think that is hideous. It's like Apple, isn't it? Apple is a bit of a piss take as well.

I just think... Gwyneth and Christ, do you think so? I know, but it's Apple. It is bizarre. Like, there's got... I just think there's a little bit of something. I just feel like there's a lot of words in the world and a lot of names, different things. And I think this night, you know, people could say, oh, you've just got James, that's boring.

You know, that's fine. But it's amazing how many people when they stop, and a lot of people do actually, a lot of older people stop. And they're like, oh, he's, and when I say he's down, they go, oh, that's so lovely. And I think, really, really? Not because I don't think it's lovely, but people, it's refreshing to just hear like a strong name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just, I don't know. It's not to be quirky.

Yeah, I just, I mean, for me, Forever Sugar that is taking it. You know, there are some that I think, oh yeah, it's not something I would have, but I get it. No, I get it. It's a bit much. Yeah. Sugar. How many forever's there are, I wonder. I wonder if you can find that out.

Yeah, the sugar thing is. Oh, because she's had gestant. gestational diabetes I don't know when you're older sugar Joni piles Cassidy Humphrey Also

talking of Instagram and social media Have you seen skim's new underwear No No No I haven't got time You need to tell me They are She's released thongs

Yep that have hair on the front Sorry Pardon Oh I found it Because it's on the daily mail Of course What do you mean

Why Why would you Oh I don't know This is the new thong But it's got Hair on the That's alright then

Because I don't like So I'll shave at the moment So you're in trend Yours is for free Your fashion Oh my goodness No Sorry

What That's ridiculous You see it That can't be real. That's what I said earlier to my colleague. Oh, but I'll grow mine for free. Oh, it's not just the edges, it's the whole thing. The whole bush.

I don't get it. What? Why are you wearing that? I'm an advocate of bushes, as you know. And if she wants to design some bushes. No, I know, but if you're wearing that, surely, why do you want that? I don't get it. I don't get it.

Why are you wearing that? Or if you've got a bush, why would you need that? And also, would that not be lumpy if you had leggings on? Would it not show the texture of it? Because also, if it's like a sexy thing, you're taking it off, but they need to come off as well. Take it off. Surprise. Maybe then you take it off, bush, but then the element of surprise is actually no bush.

To bush or not to bush? You would be to bush. I'll tell you what I think. It's a load of bush shit. That's what I think. Oh, what a load of shit. shit that is that is shit that is just how can we what can we do next that is shit and i'm very happy to say so oh i'll send the one back i bought you for christmas oh my god we should

buy one we can't but what were the other things um what'd you call them what's it called um she riding a horse or no um patting they did they record something what was the vibe what is it what you're talking about something to do with the hair and that um um um Oh, like a merman. No, this must have been on one of those weird sex shows that you used to watch. Oh, I can't thin. That's what they should wear on naked attraction.

Oh, my. That leaves on. I'll put on a little googly eyes. I don't really like a naked attraction. It was how to build a sex room. It was my favourite. Weird. It was great.

This is what this was going to be before the pods. I think fucking started the pod. It was. Oh, that's the story for another day. Funny old times. I still got the iron poles in, though, so they're all right. Nine, I think we've got nine Fridays or nine, is it nine Friday? I'm not, it's about nine and I'm not, I haven't bought one Christmas person.

Not nothing, not one thing. Have you? Oh, that's good. I told you, I know, you've started with the kids, haven't you? No, it's good. Please, someone help me. I do think of things and I have little things, but this year's the latest I've been again. I've just had no time.

I know, but it's not late, is it? It's October. No, but it is. No, but usually. I don't think about nine weeks. You want to be wrapped a few weeks before. Oh, I do. I have to.

I can't bear it. I absolutely have usually brought a few things or I've got ideas. I've got nothing. There is a lot to do. The advent calendar is too stressing me. For me. Oh, have you? Yeah.

That's good. Boring, but it's nice. Oh, good. That's lovely. What? Why are you looking like that? Because that won't happen. Why?

You don't like boring presents? No, it's for the house. Oh, fuck me. Shocking. No, I think that's a good idea this year. You don't really need, yeah, some things for me on the side. You don't really need anything. I need loads of stuff.

I need some stuff as well. Oh, perfect. I've got some good ideas. Let's write a list. Yeah, you should be, but we should just be firing them, bang, bang, bang. Yeah. I mean, Maria wanting me to buy crocs and then, and Lisa, oh, buy the kids crocs. I'm buying fucking four pairs of crocs.

I said, do you know what? No, I'm not buying crooks. What, for all the kids? Well, then, Alfie, I'm a merry Christmas, there's your crocs. No. And I'm not doing it. it they're getting toys I agree

you can get the crocs for them they're only kids for a short time no it's fine yeah I could do the crox though as well I'm happy that's what I thought you can do need them no we went to Smith's on Sunday

me and the kids and they walked around they were so good took photos of things they liked did you buy James a present no did someone say they bought James me oh yeah which I thought was really

that's a really good idea I have bought a Christmas present I have Yeah Photos I mean I'm living life on the edge guys It could go either way

couldn't it Ruby could have a meltdown She may not They were good as gold Yeah that is a brave thing to do I mean but it is hilarious Because Alfie's like Sorry

Oh my God I'm playing with my phone What's cute Clicking Alfie's like oh mommy I like this He said but let me Hold on let me just see Because there might be something else

I like I said You can choose a few things darling Where Ruby's like I want that for Christmas I want that Christmas I want that Christmas I'll have that for Christmas. I'll have that for my next birthday.

Can you send a few things for me, please? Ruby's easy. I've got loads of things. Alfie is a bit trickier. Okay. That's all right. They love, like, in Smiths, they do this for boys, guys. If you've got little boys, they've got this, it's like a soldier range. I can't quite remember the name.

It's not overly expensive, but they do the big soldier tank. They do the little camp. And Alfie loves that with all the figurines, so I'm going to do some of that for him. We've run out of time. Excellent. Thank God, home time to eat the old vintage cheddar. Do I eat that with crackers? No, I wouldn't.

That's disgusting. I don't you mean, though, you want to spread it on? Hello, sweetheart. Give us a quick kiss because I'm filming this one, darling. Oh my God, I thought a hair is purple. It's the lighting. Mind all that. I love you.

I love you. I'm actually finished. I can come and put you to bed now. Get into bed? I'll come out now. No night, Joan. No, like, darling. Say no night.

Oh, did you stand in the wet thing? Sorry, darling. I dropped a bit of water. She's knackard. She is tired. Yeah, like spread it on a crack. No, it's not going to, it's not the same vibe. Well, someone best come up with some good bread for me.

I might have to just quickly whip up a little homemade loaf. I mean, that's not hard. Oh no, you've got to prove it and all that. Yeah, we can't like that. And it can't be eating it at 10 o'clock at night. Sick as a dog. Taylor Swift likes making sour dough for people. She makes bread.

She's taking it into everyone. I'm not a fan. I couldn't give a shit about her, to be honest. I think she's fantastic. Oh, I don't know. her new music can get to fuck. I like it. No.

It's popy. Absolutely not. Classic pop music. No. Clever. Clever. Clever lady. Thank you.

All right. We will... B.B, though. My hero. I love you, Victoria Beckham. If you're listening. Oh, I haven't watched it yet. No, I've watched a clip earlier about her smile.

On the red carpet, it made me laugh. Have you watched it all? Yeah. Is it good? Yeah. Oh, I'm going to watch it tonight. I mean, I've had mixed reviews, but they can do no wrong in my eyes. I agree.

I think they're amazing. I always say that. I've never stated about the Brooklyn thing. Oh, please, let me watch it first and then we'll discuss. Oh, no, what do you mean? What, do they talk about it? No, but he's not in it. It's just sad, isn't it?

Awful. Yeah, that does blow my brain. Yeah, but if a son gets with the wrong girl, that's what happens. Oh, no, this is what he was saying. It is true. But you can't just blame her. Sorry, you can't. I mean, we don't know what's happened, but it's just very sad because you can tell.

They're a very close-knit family. They are. You can tell that. Yeah. But that is... And I suppose it does happen with daughters as well. Of course it does. If you have a controlling person, they then become sort of away from the family.

But it is a scary thing. And probably a clash of personalities, you know. Yeah. Money, unfortunately, does add... The root of all evil. Exactly. But no, definitely if you haven't watched it, we're for watch. I'm going to watch it.

I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to watch the traitors. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye.

Bye-bye.