Life with Nat - EP191: Nat's Nieces #41 - Breast City

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

Hair disasters! More "non-negotiables" - the things that happen in your home (catchphrases, actions, responses) that no-one outside would understand. Gym etiquette! And more turning 40 thoughts for Maria! Enjoy! xx Please subscribe, follow, and leave a review. xxx You can find us in all places here; ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podfollow.com/lifewithnat/view⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We're on Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/lifewithnatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Nat's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@natcass1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Marc's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@camera_marc⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Niece's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@natsnieces⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tony's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tonycass68⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Linny's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@auntielinny.lwn⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MORE LIVE SHOWS! 07/02/2026 Brighton, The Forge ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 08/02/2026 Newcastle upon Tyne, The Stand ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 25/02/2026 Folkestone, Quarterhouse ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 28/02/2026 Colchester, Arts Centre ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 07/03/2026 Manchester, Fairfield Social Club ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 22/03/2026 Leeds, The Wardrobe ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 29/03/2026 Bristol, The Gaffe - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Book Club: January's Book - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Wintering by Katherine May⁠⁠⁠⁠ Nat’s solo chats - any rants always welcome. We're talking big career changes, the constant comparisons with others on social media... and the audacity of teenagers! Scraping the Barrel - SCAN AND SHOP VIRGIN NO LONGER! Bonce vs list! - Are you a list maker? Always collecting for Nostalgia Fest! What’s brewing with the Nieces - AGEING & non-negotiables Things we’re nagging with Linny about - More lateness stories and some cleaning questions, please! The Tony talks chatter - Keep your DIY questions coming A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Visit medcan.com slash moments to get started. Hello, Mrs. Deltfire, that was like, oh, touch me, get out drowning, you're busted. One drop or two, dear. I tried to make the kids watch that the other day. Is that inappropriate? I don't think it's inappropriate, but I think they're a little bit young. It's a bit of scaring, though, yeah.

No. It's fine. It's just not very age-appropriate because it's boring for them. Yeah, they were bored. Yeah. I just wanted to get them to the bit where he is Mrs. Doutfire, but we got to the bit where he started, the brothers or his brother was doing there.

Yes. And then they were a bit, they lost it. Such a good film. Such a great film. They liked the Starx. It was like cartoonie. And I was trying to explain, that's the genie out of Aladdin,

but I don't think they're really getting it. That's the genie. I mean, they're meant to know that he's done a voiceover. Yeah, leave him alone. What do you mean? I tried to watch Finding Nemo with James the other day. You weren't interested. No, really?

No, just Gruffalo all day, every day. I love it. No. Although, what's the one? put on today? Tidler? Superworm. Super worm is super strong.

Superworm is super long. Watching wiggle, see him squirm. Hip, hip, parade, superworm. You are so sad. How'd you never heard that? That's great, Superworm. I loved all of those books. I'm so pleased he likes them all.

They are cracking. They're great. We're getting there. Very good. You're all right, you two? Yeah, all good. Oh, we saw each other early, didn't we? We did?

Yeah. It's been going on. We only see each other at one place at the moment. Boozers We're obsessed Funnly enough that you say we saw each other

earlier part of my story that I was going to share which you know the first part of the story but no one's mentioned anything which is wonderful makes me feel a lot better

about myself I don't know what you're talking about I bought a crumper because I wanted to be like my sister so I crumped all my hair but my extensions were very grown out because I've been lazy

it's been Christmas, whatever, whatever. So I was crimping all my hair later on that day. I'm sort of feeling around in my hair. And I can just feel sort of clumps. And all my hair is like matted. And all basically, cut along story short, I've melted. So my hair for the listeners, my extensions are nano rings. So they're metal rings.

So there's no glue. So each section of hair is obviously attached together with glue. You've not melted the metal. I've melted all the glue. No, so the actual hair is, you know, each strand of, each bond is glued together at the top. And then there's a metal bit where you put into your hair. Right, okay. But where I've melted it.

I've melted all of the glue to my hair. I managed to get Becky to come over in an emergency yesterday. You haven't noticed that, A, don't have any extensions in. No, you say it. And B, my hair. It looks amazing. No, no. I've lost all of my hair. I've got...

Oh my God, Elia. Look how thin my hair is. That's my hair. Why? Have you had your hair like that all day today? Yeah. Oh yeah, I'm not noticing. Yeah, no, I've known.

Thank God. What she had to do, cut it out? No, she had to basically get like a glue remover, but because it was so stuck and where I'd been pulling it, and then I've had to, it was all... No, you've never seen so much it come out. But how has it come out? Because the glue is attached to my hair, so it's pulling.

So you've ripped all your hair out, is what we're saying. Correct. You need. It's not funny. Rest assured, Becky is arriving tomorrow with 150-24-inch bonds. No, babe. It will grow back, but what an absolute shocker. But no one's noticed, so that makes me feel better.

Because yesterday I was on the edge. Let me see. I'll be, yeah. Lucky I had a... I mean, your hair's so thick, you can get away with it. If you had hair like me and Natalie. I've got very thick here. Problemos.

I think it's a double whammy of, A, having the extensions in for a year, so you're completely used to it. And then I've, yeah, it's crazy. But up here, I can tell this is so thick. And the bottom's been. Because where the extensions are. Oh, wow. So yeah, I've had an absolute shock.

I've still got remains of bits of glue, just chilling. Yeah, you'll find them for don'ties. Can you see that? Just, but I'm so scared to pull. No, don't. Just leave it. Ely. What a shame.

I mean, I've, because I crimped mine. Also, that is something that you would annihilate me for if I did that. No, yeah. To be fair, I didn't fully appreciate it. Even when she texts me it. Because I, because obviously I crimped mine. And I mean, it blows my mind that you, you're just not on top of your maintenance, which is a. No, I always am.

It's only, the thing for me is normally I would do my colour and my extensions, you know, as you do. but because of the baby, the baby, it's difficult to do it. So I was doing like a colour. A bit. I can't sit there for all that time. So I was doing a coloured and a tighten. Why am I bad on my maintenance?

Why are you bad on your maintenance? Yeah. You're joking. I've been really good. I've had my hairdresser every three months. Every three months. What do you want me to do? But what do you do about the colour?

What, every three months? She does the roots. You're grey? worries. Not too bad. Really? Up until that point. I could not do my hair every three months.

Oh yeah. I don't colour. I colour mine that every three. Yeah. Mine's every month. It's because you're a grey. I'm a grey. But yeah, the tightening.

Then it was Christmas. I said, leave it because I might have a new set. Luckily the hair is a year old, so I was due a new set anyway. Can you imagine how many people that are listening to this thinking, what are they on about? I've just got my hair. Loads of people have extensions now. Yeah.

People do. The best one I do. with extensions when I used to go to, what was it called, Gigi's in Harlow. The braiding, the Afro-Caribians, yeah, who braided my hair. And I remember leaving it once so long that the braids grew out. And then my hair started to form, like, Rastafarian. Dreadlocks. Dreadlocks, thank you, yes.

That's what was happening. So I had dreads in my hair. So that was good. Yeah, it's... You've got to look, this is a thing. All these things are lovely, but you have to keep on top of them. me because I would have had the maintenance or just don't crimp your hair

and then when you know or you should have crimped your hair like further down but not like at the root and it's quite sore my head. Oh Elliot you need to do the I mean I can talk I've got very bad patches here where my hair's

that bit of the oil that oil what is it people have told us before Opelix no Oliplex OvalX like earlier she was wearing her OASX I thought they were A6

O-A-6 They're spelled O-A-6 A-6 aren't they No, just A-6 A-6 Isn't it O-A? A, no, just A-6 You're thinking of O-A-Sis

Not that band I always thought they were I don't know where I've got that from I always thought they were A-6 Maybe the logo And also, bearing in mind When I had the extensions James was only three months old

So a bit of like baby hair It was sort of an amalgamation of quite a lot going on. Is it almond? What's the oil everyone? Rosemary oil? Rosemary, I think. Stick some of that in the barnet.

Yeah, well, she's coming tomorrow. What are you having done? Just new extensions. Oh, and same colourings. Do you not change? Darker, slightly darker and longer, 24 inch. Nice. You're going to crimp them again?

No. Does anyone want to crimper for a new one? I love it. I love it, go. No, you can't even, you can't use the dicing. No, that's just the curling top. I can't do it. I'm pleased so. I'll love it then.

No, it slips off. I need to know. I need to practice is what I need to do. And I purposely didn't buy you one that has a snapy one. No, I didn't do that because I thought she won't be able to wrap it in. But I'm wrapping it round, it sort of falls off. You just hold it tight. You pull it tight.

Yeah, I need to practice. I'm useless. It's absolutely useless. It's terrible. Shock him. If anyone's got any hair disasters, please send them in. double seven, double eight,

2019, have you melted your hair? I've had many. Let my friend dye my hair, put like blonde highlights in, it looked like someone had thrown like an egg yolk at my head. That was many years ago.

I once dyed my hair with a box dye. Yes. I don't, had some sort of reaction. I remember being in school in a lesson and sort of putting my hand on the table and doing that.

Clumps. And I was like, what is that? And I had basically like a whole, imagine like a scab. And as I was pulling it, all the hair was coming out. Oh, really are. Disaster.

So my hair's done all right. It's really, I mean, you've got thick hair, yeah. It's, again, the things we do when you're younger, but you've got to look after stuff, haven't you? You have. Because as you get older, you're fucked. Aye. She goes out.

We've had quite a few messages regarding you turning 40. I'll start with... I'm bored already. We've got a long way to go. I'll start with... lovely man, Tony. Hello there. My name is Tony.

I thought I would send a voice note because, yeah, I guess like many people in January, definitely feeling the pressure when you see on social media all of the New Year's resolutions and big plans and big posts and kind of the fear that comes along with that to have your life planned and perfect for the next year ahead. That's something that I especially think about. I'm also turning 40 this year, so I think there's like this real double pressure for this to be your year and how much that kind of drives, I guess, all of our decisions throughout the year. But yeah, I just thought I'd say hello and drop a message.

Oh, thank you, Tony. I love hearing from a man. I can relate. I can relate. I haven't made any New Year's resolutions. Actually, I do have one. Guess what it is. Don't stop being a... It was my New Year's resolution. Go to the gym. Oh, I've got a lot then. No, New Year's Resolution. Stop eating cheese, bags.

I was going to say. Oh, I haven't. No, I'm done with him. Tide, do more wardrobes out at home. Close. Find the shoe cabinet. She won't fulfill it. I thought Tony was making you one.

Oh, can't. He's got a lot on his plate. But he might have to if I don't. If I'm one this year. Yeah, no, Tony, I can relate to that. What do you think about, because I did a pod last week, with a few listeners having a chat about January and New Year. And I really do feel the social media thing,

I spoke to a lovely girl called Georgia, but I feel there's so much pressure when you are doom scrolling. And I'm not like that, but even I felt that a little with the... Just everyone knew this, New Year, booked a holiday, done this, done that. Mine's not so much the forward. Mine's more the reflection, the my year in highlights, that for me I'm a bit like,

oh, what the fuck did I do last year? Oh, I didn't see any bands. Oh, I didn't do any bands. Oh, what did I do in my year? Also, I think, I find that a little bit more anxiety-inducing. I just think, don't know, who gives a shit? Just live your life. No, yeah, absolutely.

No, of course. But it is like in your face, isn't it? I'm very much like you. You know that. I'm very much, I don't care. But I think when I look at all of those things, I'm not saying it affects me, but it worries me for people who get a,

affected because it's so much. Yeah. Like what have I got? I mean, I must say this year I feel quite, I know we joke about the 40 thing, but I feel quite calm because I've got so much ahead of me, so much to look forward to, which is lovely and not every year is like that. Yeah, but also I don't think you always need to have things. No, you don't, because sometimes that can be overwhelming.

You want, you know, I'm looking forward to going out on Saturday with, you know, family and friends. I'm looking forward to that. It's my birthday next day. week and we're going to, I'm not, you know, and there's obviously bits and bobs coming up and things that have been booked now, but I don't know, I don't look that forward. It's quite nice to know you, yeah, absolutely, but it's also quite nice to know that you've got things planned in and because you know what life's like as well, to book stuff or...

Yes, and I think there's a lot of people who I have spoken to or they've messaged in saying that they really love having things to look forward to throughout their year. and it just keeps them going. Keeps them going for the next thing. And I like that, but I find I'm actually the opposite. I get very overwhelmed if I see too many things. And, you know, someone might say, oh, this day, and it sounds like I'm being fussy,

but actually I think, well, I'm possibly doing something on the Saturday, so I don't want to book anything else over that weekend. And then we might have a live show. And then there's two things in the month, and that's enough for me. And maybe that's just where I'm at now. I don't want to have a thing every weekend. No, absolutely. It's the balance.

It's the balance. And that's why I think sometimes it's nice to have things planned in. Obviously, things are going to crop up. I'm a bit conscious this year that I'm turning 40 if you didn't know. And I have got people saying to me, we want to go away for a few days. Or we want to do this, we want to do that. So in my head, I'm like, I need to try and I want to plan that in. So I know that everything's not on top of each other.

Yeah, that's different. You know what I mean? So, yeah. It's a lot of pressure of doing this, doing this. You know, people say anything about my birthday, and it's January. Well, I have to say, as we're sitting here now on Friday, is your birthday this week? Happiest birthday to my angel.

But are we, what, am I going to see? That's what I said. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, we'll be doing something. But again, it's sort of, I know, but it's nice to do something. It depends on what we're doing. You know, it depends on. Even if it's a brunch in the morning.

Yeah, yeah, no, we'll do something, but I'm fucking work. No, but I'm just saying for me, again, It's she can see whoever, but I'm saying I'm around. And also, like, I know we say we're big, but, I mean, there's people that are big birthday people. All right, we do something, but it is special. You should make the most of it. I agree. In a way, I mean, I'm not a massive birthday person, but it is nice.

I think my birthday wasn't in January. No, I get it. I get it. I kind of feel it's just a lot of pressure on Jack, on people. We've just had Christmas. It's cold. It hasn't got to be a lot of pressure. What's it going to be?

Me hosting everyone. That's fucking great. Happy birthday. I've got to cook. I've got to do this. No, I know. It hasn't got to be that, all of that. Also, as well, I bumped into an old friend today who's not very well.

It's really upset me. And it just shows, like, life could be so short. So short. And it could change at any moment. It's crazy. Absolutely a birthday is special, but every day is special. No, I know that, Elliot. Every weekend.

I know. Whatever that. No, I completely agree. But maybe because we do so much and we spend quality time that I don't feel like, oh my God, I've got to do something with all my family. Because we do nice things. We're out this weekend. So that's all right.

We're not celebrating me, but we're all together and that's all that matters. And I do things with that. And then I'll see mum and dad. But that's fine. But also, although it is about you, it's we want to see you. We want to give you your prison. No, of course. You know what I mean?

It's that as well. Just drop around, leave one doorstep. Like even me, yeah, even me, though, I'm a bit like, I don't want to be here, I don't want to be doing this, doing that. But then I think, actually, I'm being a bit selfish, because I know there'll be people that will want to see me. But also, why don't you want to be here? I don't know, just the pressure.

What pressure? What, it's mad. I know, I don't know. I mean, I turned 40. A lovely party in the pub. Yeah. You know, it's just nice. Just as long as you see all the people that you want to see.

I know, but we've done all that. I've done all that. Yeah. Big parties is that. No, I know. No, but what I'm saying, being away is achieving. I don't. I just, it's a Monday.

I don't really want to be here. I don't know. Yeah, but it doesn't matter because people would make it special. No, I don't know. It's hard to explain. Well, I've been through a lot of past couple of years. No, of course, but I'm saying... Yeah, being away is lovely, but what I'm saying is, what I want to be away?

Why is there that pressure? Because I just don't want the expectation of having to do things or, yeah, I don't know. I just want to be away and just celebrate it with one here, and dearest and I don't know. No, I think being away then takes away from potentially having a weekend where you can have a girly night on the Saturday, you can do something on the Sunday. Yeah, but then again, I feel like that's then a lot of organisation.

It's a lot of pressure on everyone else. And I'm doing things with other people. I don't want to add more things to the mix. And like you said, if you are going to do little pockets of things throughout the year, that's quite nice as well. Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting. And also, I know it sounds like it is a big fuss,

but I also don't want it to be a big. fast. I don't want mum to feel like she's got to do something and post-like. You know what I mean? I just, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. No, I do. It's a bit of a funny one. I'm excited about it. I mean, we're talking about it. You know, something could happen and we might not be here by July. And you know what? That was exactly what I was thinking. Because I was trying about this last night. You're not that you're so fixated, but people get so, oh, I'm 40. I'm turning 40. Again, that's why you've got to just live now because actually you might not even get there and you've spent six months worrying about it. I know. I know that.

No, I'm not worried about it, but I think we do it of all the milestones, don't we? I don't know where it's come from, where is it derived from, why have we made it a big thing? We do what? Mum said it, the 30 years never used to be a big thing now. They're a big thing. But they're not, though. There would be lots and lots of people where they might have a nice, nice special time, but they don't make a huge thing here. Yeah, but what do you mean?

Loads of people make big things in their 30s. Yeah, but that's fine, but what I'm saying, it's about the, like you've said, you feel the pressure to be, a certain way, make sure it's nice, look a certain way. No, they're looking, no, so they're looking a certain way, so doing those things, I'd like to clarify, that's not because I'm turning 40. You've been wanting to do that for ages. Yeah, fair enough. But then I think you get to a stage where, yeah, I am going to be 40.

And if I don't do it soon, I'm going to be 50 and then I'm going to look back and it. Well, then I did that 10 years ago and feel good and enjoy it. Yeah, no, fair enough. So that's why I'm doing it. That's not like, oh my God, I'm turning 40, I need to do X, X, Y, and Z. That's stuff that I wanted to do. And sometimes you need a little bit of.

of a marker. A little bit of a marker, a bit of a push. I mean, look at me, I made some big decisions after you're returning 40. Yeah, there we go. It's a marker. You go, oh, do I want to stay here and be in this job forever? Am I going to make a change? I think making a change at that sort of age is something that's quite a normal thing to do.

You might not be where you thought you were going to be in life. Like, it's... Absolutely. I mean, we've got a message here, aging. What a privilege and honour. My mum died when she was 47. I was 23. turned 50 last year and celebrated and embraced it.

Losing her has changed my perspective, I guess, but I thank the universe every day I wake up to a new day. I give zero fucks what anyone thinks of me anymore after being self-conscious my whole life. Maria has nothing to worry about, and that's from Marie and Galway. It's so true. I mean, yeah, it's so true.

Look, of course, we're blessed to be, you know, healthy, yeah, hopefully we'll be sitting in when we're 80. So you're in the same. Can you imagine? Still hasn't found a shoe cabinet. Still doing the wardroats out. You'll be 80. I'll be 73.

I had a beautiful message. Let me read it out. It's from Sadie. I did reply, but thanks again, Sadie. I loved it. She said, it's great being 40. Honestly, I told myself I'd do the whole Kim K thing, be physically at my best, etc.

I'm not laughing face. But that is still a goal for 2026. I am, however, more confident than I've ever been, I feel like I know myself, what I stand for, the kind of person I am, and I know what I'm capable of, what I can achieve, sounds mad, but I feel like a proper woman versus a girl. Anyway, not to get too deep on it, but I think you should embrace it. Getting older is a privilege, not afforded to all, and you have already proven when that's nieces, that you can do new things, be successful, whatever stage in life you're at.

Also, sending this message is probably the cringest thing I've ever done. We don't know each other from Adam, but I felt compelled to show some sisterly solid directory. Oh, that's lovely. How lovely. Who's Adam? She's such a deep. Yeah, it's true.

How lovely. Really nice. It's so nice to reach out. I love that again. Women's supporting women. Yeah, it's really good. The whole successful thing, I'm probably, I said to her, I'm my own worst enemy with that.

I think I'd never think about what I've succeeded in. No, or achieved. Yeah, but actually, yeah, you do. But yes, I think so thank you. And that's why you've got to think about all the positives. It's like you've said about reflecting on last year, oh, did I go to enough gigs? Did I do, think about the ones you did go to.

Yeah. Like, think about the good days you did have, the random, like the random things you did. The serendipity of life. Yeah, yeah. No, look, there's absolutely loads of highlights and last year compared to the year before was, you know, on a much more positive trajectory.

So hopefully this year will be even better. And I do, I know it's really dull, but I mean it. I do find when I look back, Some of my favourite things are just very, very simple. Yeah, of course. It's always like anything, isn't it? Really, really simple. It might be, I think back to spending a night with the children

where we've watched something altogether and really enjoyed it with no arguments or, you know, just had an ad hoc quick lunch in the pub or sometimes it is the really simple things. Yeah, absolutely. So, no, it's good. I don't think we should put pressure on ourselves. as I always say

light your candles drink your wine don't save anything for best always yeah that is true talking of that need to light some candles

see what I've done there I just sort of talking of that I had a little message I forgot to say I treated myself for Christmas to your candle it's lovely

smells great and lasts a long time too please do more with other scents maybe some summer and spring ones from Amy would love to so we are thinking about that that and the candle went down so well

and obviously Moora the brand that we use is so lovely we're going to talk to her and maybe bring out a nice spring one. Mother's Day coming guys just running out there. Easter, Mother's Day. Be really nice to get a little spring one out there. I didn't like mine. I thought you said, like mine. I didn't like mine. No, I didn't light it. Mine is finished.

Is it? Mine's still going and I'm using that at the moment, burning it. But it really does last a long while. No, yeah. They're really good. I've got another one of hers that I was using It's beautiful. Because I just wanted to keep that. So what, is that bad if I keep that for next year? No, I mean, the good thing is it's got a screw lid.

So you should be alright. I think it'll be all right. But hopefully we'll get some more. You've got to screw loose. I was listening to your pod with Mark the other day. Yes. What when he was squirting stuff? Honestly.

He's obsessed. Freak. And I did comment and say that he said, He said interestingly a lot, but he doesn't. He says, what's interesting all the time? He was saying about that he's managed to now recognise and understand how long things take doing things, and it really made me laugh because the plane mobile that you got Alfie

for the word we're not allowed to say anymore. Yeah, yeah. He wanted to build it. He was then that his dad's as I said, I'll promise, I will have it done. So when you're home, you can play with it. Yeah, so Saturday night I thought, oh, I'll do it, I didn't do it I thought I'll smash it out Sunday morning

Smash it out Luckily Mel come around for dinner Because she got there and I just started it I said oh baby I need to do dinner and stuff She was like, I'll do it I think she was sitting there for about four hours The whole evening, the whole night, therein it Broke for dinner, went back, finished it

I thought I was going to literally just whack it up in half an hour Not even It took ages Really? So I was like, God, she'd come around to do that. Well, at least it's all there, and he's paid with it. Yeah, they love it. Oh, good.

It's big, though. I don't know what I'm going to put it. It's nice. Someone here said we should make our own crackers after our trolley token talk on the last episode. Love that idea. We should do some Nats' nieces crackers, well, life with Nat. And everyone have a little something in there. I don't know how much that cost to do or if it's going to be complicated.

Where there's a will, there's a way. But we've got time. We should start doing it now. Love it. Be a good idea. I can visualize them already. So can I? Green with little red ribbon?

No. Pink. No, pink. Sorry. Is what I meant. With gold. I meant the gold circle of the front. Oh, no.

Oh. Leave the design to me. Or across the... I was thinking like pink and green stripe. I did think pink and green striped as well. But I said red so I fucked it the first heard on. I just shut up. Dumb with it.

Shocking. Will it be candy cane or will it be like a twisty? Twister. Twister. No, guys. Yellow and green, isn't it? Twister. Oh, fine.

I, has anyone watched the new program that Rob Bryden is hosting? No, no, I saw it. Is it a quiz? Nice. So good. Is it? Was that Sunday or Saturday? Not sure.

I had it on. It was on. I saw like the last five minutes and I got into bed early the other night, so I started it from the beginning. When's it's it on? Where can I watch it? Not sure. It's on.

I did. The floor. Yeah, I had it on last year. Maybe that's like an American version or something. ITV. ITV. What's the premise? So you have to start from the beginning

because I think let's say there's 50 people out on the floor. There might be more than that. They have a category. They stand in their square. They get picked at random by light. Then they battle with someone around them. So imagine there's four other squares. You then pick what category.

You don't battle yours. battle theirs. Right. You can, I'm still not fully there with how it works, but you can then, if you win, you stay up.

Is it like chess then also? So you're taking them out? You then take their square. Interesting. And then you can stay up or you can go back, but it's ongoing. So at the moment, there's two people that have got like three squares lit up.

So they all stay there throughout the whole season. But it's all, it's sort of imagery. So the category could be board games, which was one the other night. and they're showing, I don't know, a chest. And they get 30 seconds, so they're head to head. So it would flash up, you say chest, then it comes to me.

I then say pass. It's really good. Yeah, it does sound good. Does sound good. And I tell you the other one, a very slow moving quiz, just a normal sort of quiz. But Sarah Davis was hosting a quiz. Oh, I saw that. I didn't watch it, but I saw it.

But again, I feel like you would like it. It was good. I mean, I was just doing quizzes. I mean, where's my fucking quiz? Yeah, I'm not sure that I could watch that. What, me doing a quiz? No. So rude.

I watched your on catchphrase. He did all right, didn't you? I haven't watched it. Yeah, he did well. Did well. But yeah, the floor, please watch it. Okay, it's really good. Really nice one.

I love a new quiz. Although last night I was so excited. The Friends category came up. Someone's thing was Friends. But it was just actors' names that have been in it. Oh. No, good. No, I did all right.

There was a couple. Did they show the actor? Yeah. That's easy, no. Yeah, but it just, I wanted more friends. Yeah. Just act, okay, yes, they had to have appeared in friends. Ben Stiller.

Julia Robert. Julia, Susan Sarandon. No, he wasn't there. But there was a few that I didn't, I just would never, I knew who they were from it, but I'd never know their names. But for friends, I wanted a bit more from it. Yeah, yeah. Fair enough. Like Lobster or something.

Have you ever watched Bridge of Lies? No. With Ross Kemp. No, they're, I mean, it's mad how many there are. That is a funny one. Oh. Well, again, it's the floor. You have to cross.

They like hexagons. Yes. Yeah, I never really understood it. Yeah, I don't. It was another floor one. I've got to tell you this, though, because this is funny. And I am going to make a confession. I actually got asked to do it, and I thought it was on a bridge.

And I said no to it. She thinks his fucking squid game. No, like, Jed, if you thought there was some sort of bridge where I had to, and I said no to it, thinking I don't. getting on all bridges and all that. And then I watch it. I thought, fuck it,

it's on the floor. It's questions. I could have done that. So if you'd like to hit me up again, I'll come on. That is brilliant. How are you going to do the traitors, though, if you ever do that?

Some of them tasks are a bit like bridgey and stuff. Yeah, I saw that. No, I'm right. Watch it from home, thanks. Going on bridges and balancing and all that. No, thank you. I'm behind on the traitors, so no spoilers, please.

We've got to watch it off. We're going to watch it. I think we've got one more to go, so we should be able to catch a. up. Excellent. You enjoying it? Yeah, I love it.

I love it. Did you like the secret traitor element? Yes, but I'm gutted I found out so early. Did you? I found, I knew immediately. Oh no, I didn't know. I did. Did you?

Yeah. Did you? Yes. Ask Mark. I didn't think it was great. I think it's nice that we have an element. Yes. I like, we don't know.

There's, that I'm, you're constantly questioning like they are, so you feel a bit part of it. Yeah. Okay. That's what I like. But what happened last time? We can't talk about it. All I can say.

What happened? Spoiler alert. But I still don't really get that. Hang on. What he said? Yeah. I think is fantastic. Calm.

Don't give anything away. I'm not going to. I would not do that. Spoiler alert where I'm at. Fiona has walked in and gone, I think she's a traitor because she thinks that she's lying about what Amanda said. So I don't. That must be last week's. The last Friday?

No. Oh, there's another one after that. Oh, so I've got about one and a half then. Shocker. It's terrible. I could not. No, be behind. Well, no, I know, but when your son wakes up screaming,

you don't have a choice. I don't know how you don't see so. I know. I'm really good because I'm not throwing it out to the universe. And anything I see in it, I just go, go, go. Fair enough. But no, very good. I love it.

Do you get in any sort of boiled eggs or bored people at the moment? after your experience. What did she say? After the last couple of days? I wonder what is. What's your algorithm? What's your, like, your Instagram phone up? Oh, you don't.

Right, let's have a look. You don't want to know. How did, what do you, oh no, my Natt's nieces, let's get off that. What, personal, Nat Cassidy, with a baby bump. No, when you're such fun. Oh, you've done the 2016 trend. I know. Such a wanker.

I've never done a trend because it was 2016. I saw a lovely Fern Cotton had done it. I thought I'm going to do it because that was my year I had Joan. But what? Oh, because it's 10 years ago. Mine is all house stuff. Mine's kitchens. How do I do it?

What do you go on? I'm going on. The search. Oh, the search? Oh, no. Mine's all, no, I can't say all. I've got, I'm so fat. No, you're beautiful.

I said I was fat, not ugly. Wow. No, what you do? No, mine's all, all, stairs, hallways, kitchens. All interior design. I've got lots of little monkeys. Oh, God. You're so random.

Me and Eliza, that is how we communicate. Memes. Yeah, they're cracking. And it's really great, and I love them. Yeah, Eliza sends those to me as well. I've got lots of nail trend. I sent this one to Eliza. Yeah, she sends me all these.

I'm like, what are they? It's so funny. But they're all the little AI generated animals. I do. Star sign stuff I've got. Yeah, I do. I have to say I'm a sucker for an AI animal in a jacket or getting on a bus, driving a car. I love those AI things at the moment where they take either the cartoon

and they do what it would be like if it was a real-life person, like a celebrity. No, not seeing it. Didn't I send you up? The Home Alone ones up when they were younger now what they're like as adults. I'm not sure. They're quite good. Very good. Yeah.

No, but, you know, I do enjoy the algorithms. I enjoy the memes. Nothing ever comes on my feed. everything on there it makes me laugh I really might be Josh Pugh it might be Luke Hamner I'm doing Luke's pod Oh I love him

He kills me I messaged him Didn't I send you the one the other day About when you're in a lift On holiday When you're in a lift A random person You haven't sent me that

And you're just like Looking like doing like an awkward smile It's cracking up Absolutely brilliant I'm looking forward to meeting him Is he the one that did Was he the one that did He does all the mum stuff

You know it's like Gentle parenting vs my mum and it's like alright darling if you're not don't be stressed at school it's like

get out of the fucking car was he the was he the if you spoke to people that walk past you like you were driving was that him or is that someone else

I'm not sure he's done loads but if you had road right if you treat like if you were in a car going you

fuck it if someone will pass you get a fucking go no he's excellent he's excellent I'm looking forward

to me I watch you more on TikTok then do you yeah I just find it amazing all these people

that have made careers from it. No, that's really stupid to say, but, you know, there are really talented people that, yeah, have done so well. Well, yeah, because he's giving them a platform. Him, G.K. Barry, like these people that... Yeah, Rossi.

Oh, Rossi. Him when his son's on there. I see the clips of the sun. What a beautiful little boy. He cracks me up. Really good, very good. No, it is good. Something I touched on last year,

I don't know if you remember, but I had a little chat about gym etiquette. When you're in the changing rooms, the spa, if you're going to a steam room. I do find it all a little bit bamboozling. I still find it odd when you walk into the change room and there's just a couple of ladies chatting away. Start bollet naked.

They've got their leg up. Yeah, there's just no need for it. But they're having a chat. They're going, well, the thing is, what I was going to do. And I think, don't you get juries? before having a chat. Because it's uncomfortable.

And my locker is right in between where you're standing. I'm not coming through two minges. You're not going through Muff Central. You know? I don't want to go through Brest City to get to my locker. But it's the way they're just chatting away and all this stuff. Just pull your knickers on. But it's funny actually, you say that because the other day I did it.

Get all right next to me. I'm in the locker. She's come right next to me. had her top on, just free virgin. But then... She was about to say, hanging out. Nice. But again, instead of just putting your knick-knacks on or her bikini bottoms,

she then was on the phone, doing so. That's what I'm telling. Yeah, I think people love it. Before people message in and tell me, oh, Georgia and your mum, big fans, came to clapham, seen them a couple of times. So a big hello, because I know you listen. With their regimes out.

No, the jeans weren't out. You know, I was going to say, calling them right out. No, but what I was going to say is, when in the changing room, I'm not shy. Everything will come off. Yeah, but you're putting it on. But I put it on. I'm not sort of covering up. Do you not go in the little cubicle?

No, I do not. Off on, whatever, but quick. It's the wandering around that gets me. And in the steam room, there is a crystal room, isn't there? beautiful. Yeah, lovely. When you're in there, should it not be quite peaceful? Yes.

Got people talking. Talking? Yeah, well, I was going to go down, you know what I mean? I was going to go down and you're watching a football today. Oh, no. They're like a running commentary. There was in the sauna. I could hear it from outside.

I thought, oh, that ain't going in there. It should be a bit of peace. I mean, maybe if someone's having a chat and it's quite, you know, a lower tone, but just feel like, just enjoy where you are. Do you take your towel in the sauna and the steam and that? No, because the steam room, it would just get wet, soaked. Yeah. People put...

I know, but sometimes I think I'm sitting in one. No, sometimes I feel like it's... Nah, sometimes I feel like the sauna is really hot. Yeah. So I might take my towel in. So you do? Sometimes it depends on I feel. Oh, the sauna, sorry, yeah.

Soana, the dry one. Yeah. But yeah, it's just funny. And then when you're in a swimming lane, and you're in the lane and they're quite small, but there's a slow, a medium and a fast. Yeah. They're fast.

So I go in the slow. I'm very slow. I don't want to feel panicked. But they're quite small and then someone else will get in. And you're kind of, you're passing each other all the time. It's just a bit awkward. You can't keep smiling. Yeah.

And then I feel like I'm being rude because I'm ignoring. I just feel like the etiquette. I'm not there with the etiquette. Do you like? Yeah, no, you just have to go a bit rather than. Yeah, no, I'm not sure. I'm a fan of. It's just a lot of rules.

It's just everything, even the gym thing, like, I was doing. it earlier and this girl went to me are you going to be long on that or I was like no I'm just in my last set and you can go on it but she was really lovely but it's that as well and then I felt bad because then I finished on that but maybe she was just asking so she could assess what she was doing

I just wouldn't think to do that but of course it's fine and then this guy got off of one and I went to go on it but all this stuff was out I said I'm so sorry I'm jumping to your girl I didn't realise all this stuff was there's me like fucking trying to run on it so yeah it is a bit like what do you do waiting around

The whole gym thing blows my brains. You could just people watch all day. It's fascinating. Yeah. Isn't it fascinating? I watch someone play badminton today with a full curly blow dry, big hair down to her bum,

makeup on. There's a lot of people who are done up for the gym and it's very fashion. Yeah, not a fan. Not for me. As you can tell. Because some people go in there to like pick up some guys and girls. It's a social environment.

Really? Yeah, some people don't go to, they don't want, they don't drink or they don't want to go bars or out. So they go gym. Hopefully pick up a little cheeker. Yeah, no, but you're sweating with your makeup on your hair. But they're not, are they? Oh, but they're just mingling.

Yeah, they're just sort of like, and then walk around for a bit. Sounds like they've got a lot of time on their hands. No, but it is. People do join in. You are right. I'm in, I'm like, right, what time have I got? I've got to go, go, go. It's like a challenge every time I go because I want to fit stuff in.

But these other people might not have families or they're young there. Checking out the talent. I know, but they're in there on a Wednesday at 11 o'clock. Work? Any work going on? It's just mad how many people are there doing? Yeah, but people work. They're working from home and they're working on their phones or.

their influencers. It could have been an influencer you saw today. Yeah, no. All done up. Yeah, fair enough. Mad, isn't it, life? It's crazy.

Your life don't fuck about. Yeah, no, it's true. But then I can be flat out for a long time so I'm going to enjoy being quieter and enjoy that time because soon, something will come up and I won't be around. The thing is for us as well, like,

we've done the five days in London, in the office, whereas some of these are youngsters. Yeah, they're never going to do it. Never going to do that. No. All this working from home at such a young age. I find it. There's pros and cons to it.

A lot of it is not great, I don't think. Also, you're saying about, oh, you know, picking to check out hoties, well, you know, go to get on the train, go into your office. You're out and in London. Yeah, but some offices don't, some offices have shut down or they're smaller and they can't, you know what I mean. There's still a lot of jobs that want people in the office more so than working from home. Yeah. That's going to, you know, you're out. You're in London.

and whatever you're mooching around. You're seeing people. Some people, the generation, they're all about fitness, isn't they? And stuff? They don't go out like we used to. I would love everyone's opinion on Jim Etiquette. Please, let me know. Let me know.

Or any funny stories or awkward stories you've got about it. Oh, the other thing. What is it? People leaving rubbish in the changing room. Oh, really? I really don't like that. Oh, really? What sort of rubbish?

You know, I was you a water bottle or a cup? Maybe a plasticy bag, maybe they've had something in it? Yeah, there's bins there, yeah. That winds me right up. In fact, littering anywhere. Even even the towels, just put it in the bin. Just put it in the towel bin. It doesn't take a lot.

Keep it nice. We are like that, though. But even today, I got from my table, I took my stuff to the debt. I didn't leave it. People just leave their bits. Yeah, I always go up. Yeah. No, I left mine.

But I did have James. No, I had a bag. I didn't really carry everything. Fair enough. But that is also different. You wouldn't in a restaurant but put all your stuff up, would you? Imagine.

Any other non-negotiables? I did think of a couple. Do you know what I love? Like, there's a lot of, there's a lot of personal ones to people, which sounds strange to me. But that's the whole point, I guess. One we didn't say,

which Dom reminded us about, was when we have dessert, if the dessert is coming out at home, we say is anyone having Desaille. That was a Lisa, on it? Yeah. Marcel Desae, he used to play for Chelsea. But again, nobody would...

If Dom said, Mum, have you got any dessert, that would be weird. Weird, yeah. So you said, Mum, what have we got for Desaille? And that is it. And that's... We met him, didn't we? In... In, um, thingy.

Celtic Manor. We did. Oh, I did. I don't remember. Yeah, we did. You don't remember that? No. How do you don't remember that?

Well, you don't remember that? Or you remember the trip. Oh, I remember the trip, of course. But, yeah, that is a good one. And Mel just said a good one. Yes. If someone says Joshua, you can't say Joshua. Never done that in my life.

What? Joshua. Friends. No. Don't know that one. Oh, my God. That is a big one. Yeah, don't know that one.

There's loads of Friends ones. Yeah, there's a lot. I like the unusually ones. Yeah, like the Desa. But if you say to me, for instance, it's four. And I'll go, I'm an eight. That comes into my head straight. away.

Yes. Friends. Yeah. She knows. Oh, sorry. Do you know where that one come from? Do you know why you're saying that one? Do you know?

There was one you said the other day and someone said it was Gavin and Stacey. I mean, if we mention salad, we do say, Yeah, no. There's your salad. I did that to someone today at work. She didn't mention salad, but it just reminded me. She said, there's your answer.

So I just sent her, there's your salad. Did she get it? Yeah, she loved it. Very good. Yeah, it's a good subject. It is very, very good. Keep sending them in. Love those.

Well, our next pod will be probably in a week or so. So let us know if you have anything you want to ask us. We rattle on all the time. But if there's anyone, you want to send a voice note, you need a little bit of advice from us. It can be about anything at all, any questions, any advice. I'll tell you what we did have. We did have a really lovely message from a lady. which I'm going to say for an Auntie Linney pod

because she mentions Auntie Linney but there are quite a lot of people who want to know about fashion this year Ro Roe I'd like to know about fashion Oh yeah No yeah we should do that We should talk about it So any questions if you're

You know a little bit of stuck You want to change things up But even if it's relationship things Or an awkward thing that's happened with a friend Just anything Voice note us Send us your questions Because it's lovely to have a little bit of content

From you guys And also like it is the new year What are you doing? Anything you're changing? Yeah. What are your goals? Do you have any goals? Absolutely.

It's nice to know how people go into the new year. But I feel like we've got, yeah, loads going on this year. A few bits and pieces. All the live shows coming up. Yeah, they're going to be great. They're going to be great. They're going to be great. They're going to be great for next weekend.

Oh, I know. I remember the good non-negotiable. This is the best one ever. Oh, this is a lot of pressure. It's the best. Yes, I never. Go on. So if we're playing a game or, I don't know, like, if their boys are playing golf and they get through, we go, I got through.

And that is from. Ex Factor. E.N. What was his name? I won't know. Eggnog, we call it. I got through. Is Wagner, Louis.

That is that all the time. I get up for the year. Yeah, that is a good one. Yeah, even I know that one. I don't know how. And Pigeon. Yeah, Pigeon's good. But where is Pigeon from?

Forty Towers. Yeah. But where, not in, we forgot. Is it 40 Towers? Dad told me. But yeah, if Dad's doing dinner, we'll always say, is it going to be Pigeon? As in Pigeon portion is really small.

The server will say, oh, it's Pigeon. It's good one. What about if I say, well, should we do something Friday night? It's Friday night. night. That was Britain's Got Talent. Because I want a party. Friday night.

Do you not know that one? No, I don't know. But yeah, we would say, yeah, if someone said Friday night, we'd say that. Can I just say that you sent the other day the David's dead? Oh, my. The amount of messages I've had on that. It's iconic. It's, I think one of the best pieces of television, it's reality television.

And it's, you couldn't make it out. It couldn't have been She's like So perfect He's ill in bed No someone messaged me It did make me laugh It's not funny

She said something about The fact that then he did end up diet They'd done all this merch stuff for him And then he did end up dying or so Did he be guessed Has he dead? He died quite a while ago

But not long after that I don't think I met him I was lovely David Yes I do remember He was a lovely man No I'm sure But it's the fact that he was ill in bed

Which is very rare for Big Brother when they, you know, to... Yeah, they're all up. And she's come out and said David's... And she's flown off the handle. They've all run in there. He's like... It's the bit for me when she's saying, please don't say anything, but David's dead.

Is it... Tiffany. Tiffany. She's so like... She's like, what is this woman? She can't tell... Don't tell anyone, but he's dead. Oh, it's hilarious.

Someone sent me a really funny meme off the back of that. Hold on quickly because it did make me laugh. I don't know if I sent it to you. it was a thing of um like in zara shoes and someone's put tiffany pollard wouldn't coat with zara at the mo at the mo the old maiden shoes you know she says to jemma god he's take your fucking old maiden shoes we were all to pissing ourselves very good that was actually a superb one wasn't it cast in yeah very good I'm claustrophobic, Darren. Yeah, funny.

It's a great, great series. It was a great one. Yeah, I mean, it gets me every time. Yeah, it's a great highlight. It's a great highlight. If anyone, if you need cheering up, go back and have a look at that. David's dead, celebrity, big brother. What a clip.

Brilliant. I'm up for it. I'm up for all the clips. I'm up for a laugh. That's what I like doing at the moment. I love the old, yeah, but that's what I do sometimes. I haven't sent you. I didn't send you the one. I sent you of the guy when he's like, I went out with the lad's horse.

On the booze. Have you watched? It's a really old one. Did you watch my... That's fucking rude. I'm mid-conversation, bitch. I thought that was it. Jesus.

I thought that was it. You're going to tell me the whole thing before you send it to you? Send it to me. But you have to watch it. It's quite long. I will watch it. He's like a geek that's gone out with the lads. I will watch it.

Slime down a pint at 10 a.m. Because boys are on the loose. It's excellent. It's really good. Send it to me. Have you, bothered to watch my snowman cartoon. Yeah, very good. Did you like it? Yeah,

I did. I responded. Did you watch it? Is that fucking getting there, man? You're doing your twat. What you do? Your Christmas tree, shit, man. No. It's Mancunian voiceover of the snowman. Oh, okay, fine. It's very good. There's just so many excellent things. Did you, did you see anything from the Golden Globes? I saw that Ricky Jervais won

for Best Stand Up, which was Fantastic. Did you see who accepted his award and what they said? Oh, no. Oh, it's funny. They thanked the trans community. And God. I did see it.

Brilliant. Absolutely fantastic. I haven't seen. Has he posted anything about that? Who did it? He's posted. Who? I don't know.

Oh. He has posted that he won, but I don't think he's posting anything about the speech, but that is clever. Very clever. Very good. Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's speech? No. Beautiful. Was it?

Oh, I saw. What's her name? Sorry. She won the best thing. Best actress? No. Like the all-time super, like... Oh, I don't know.

I didn't see that. Helen Mirren? Oh, did she? Is that her name? Yeah. Well, there's definitely a Helen Mirren knocking around. I had to Google her. No idea who she is.

Oh, it's so... No, that's appalling. It's so worried. Oh, I know the name, but... Yeah, she... She won the... Great, like lifetime achievement. And I looked through the films that she's in,

and I don't know one of them. No, fair enough. Go on. Give us a couple. No, there's loads. All right, give us some... Monsters University and Barbie. That's the only...

But even Monster University, I've never seen it. Monster's Inc. No. No. No, the university. Number two. I don't... Hitchcock.

Hussie. No. It's Monsters University. What's that? Monsters University. The Nutcracker, Catherine the Great, Iron Sky, Woman in Gold, Calendar Girls. You don't know her as well. You don't know her in Bond?

Yeah. We don't really bond people. But anyway, Sarah Jessica Parker. It was beautiful. And then it did like a thing of all her Carrie Bradshaw. Oh, just amazing. What did she win? talk, we're really up on it.

I'm pleased you mention the Golden Globes because I tell you what, if anybody needed informing about the Golden Globes, you've come to the right place. Forget entertainment pods or Richard Osmond, any of them, get rid of them, just come here. No, I'm just there for the highlights, so that was great. It was about her carry, her whole carry world.

Amazing. Then you had Timothy Chamile. Shalame, who's with a Kardashian. Kylie Jenner. How about me? She knows. he thanked her, everyone thinks ooh, are they engaged, aren't they?

Who they? I say, who gives the fuck. I don't know who you're talking about. I love Timothy Shalamey. Yeah. Because I thought he was fantastic in Wonka. Are you glad with them two together? I'm very happy. They look lovely.

They look happy. They look great. I saw some after snaps today. I just like the name, Timothy Shalamey. Yeah, it's great name. Fantastic. He's a great actor. I haven't seen him yet in the Dylan biopic.

Oh, yeah. I really want to sit and watch that. Just never get a chance. So there's that. And then there was like a little, there was like a thing going around about Leonardo DiCaprio. Did someone have a cigarette? Yeah, is that real?

I don't know. It looked great. Not that I'm a smoke. I actually... When I try I watch some... Inside, just at the table. Oh, so good. That's why I want to go Vegas.

To smoke? Yeah. Indoors. Indoors? What, you can smoke inside? At the tables. Yeah. Oh, I'm going.

You don't smoke? No, I know, but sort of it's good. I did that, didn't I? I did that, didn't know. I was like, go and get me some Vogue's. now I want to smoke. It's my nephew's wedding. I had one paw.

I was like, you can have them. That's disgusting. Yeah. But I really wanted to enjoy it in Italy, coffee, glass of wine. It's not enjoyable. It's not enjoyable at all. But even just being able to vaping side is lovely.

Just sit there. Bang on the slot. Bang. Lovely. What, you can do that in Vegas. Yeah, you can do anything. Yeah, basically. Should we go Vegas?

I'd love to go to Vegas. Vegas. Vegas? I'd like to go to Vegas. I can't imagine her in Vegas, can you? No, she'd be awful, boring, awful. Would you go to a strip club with me? Yeah.

No, strip club, I haven't you got to? What's that? Dall the bills, y'all. What do you mean? No, that don't interest me. It's fun. What kinds of strip clubs fun? Yeah.

In Vegas, they're like clubs, didn't they? You haven't got to, like, you haven't got to do anything. You haven't got to get on the pole. What, women or men? Women. Oh. Yeah. Who wants to see men strip?

Oh, no, I don't know really. Gross. Oh, well, that. Yeah, I was a bit confused. But, yeah, fair play. No, I'd like to experience a casino. And I would love to see the hotels and all the stuff in them. Oh, it's beautiful.

You know, you've done all that. But I would love to see the Venice and the rivers and all those things that, it just sounds mad to me. But it's a beautiful place. The strips are made. I mean, beautiful's an interesting. It is. For your mind, it's wild.

No, it's just, it's it. Adults. Disney or whatever I say. Adults playground. But also a lot of people go there with their children I learned. Really? Yeah, when I went in the summer, everyone was there with their children. Oh, no.

Yeah, but also it's hot. They've got beautiful hotels with pools, loads to do with the kids. It's how you see it. Yeah, I'll see it down and dirty. Well, that's the difference because you're a shh. You slag. That's a number one. That's a number one.

There's another one. Should we go to Vegas? Up for it. Count me in. She's a mean. She wouldn't not go. Of course she wouldn't. Oh, I'm scared. Oh, dear to Vegas. Scared of life. I'm scared of everything.

That's another one. Lee Evans. That's the Evans. It is Le Evans. My name's Lowe. I love Lee Evans. Oh, do you know what? The old-school ones.

We have been nattering on. That was an absolute delight. Thank you very much. As always. Super duper. Strawberry delight. Rapper's delight. Turkish delight.

I'm out of delight. No, night. Could have just said delighted. Sorry. Delightful. Bye. Love you. Bye.

Bye. Bye.