Life with Nat - EP197: Nat's Nieces #42 - to knit or knot?

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

Nat and her Nieces are having Take That flashbacks. Dipping into the exhibitionism. Knowing our fashion, are knits still in? And honestly… how do I look? Enjoy!! xx Please subscribe, follow, and leave a review. xxx You can find us in all places here; ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podfollow.com/lifewithnat/view⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We're on Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/lifewithnatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Nat's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@natcass1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Marc's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@camera_marc⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Niece's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@natsnieces⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tony's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tonycass68⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Linny's insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@auntielinny.lwn⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MORE LIVE SHOWS! 07/02/2026 Brighton, The Forge ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 08/02/2026 Newcastle upon Tyne, The Stand ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 25/02/2026 Folkestone, Quarterhouse ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 28/02/2026 Colchester, Arts Centre ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 07/03/2026 Manchester, Fairfield Social Club ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 22/03/2026 Leeds, The Wardrobe ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 29/03/2026 Bristol, The Gaffe - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TICKETS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Book Club: February's Book - ⁠⁠⁠⁠anything by Sophie Kinsella ⁠https://www.sophiekinsella.co.uk/books/⁠ Nat’s solo chats - any rants always welcome. We're talking big career changes, the constant comparisons with others on social media... and the audacity of teenagers! Scraping the Barrel - SCAN AND SHOP VIRGIN NO LONGER! Bonce vs list! - Are you a list maker? Always collecting for Nostalgia Fest! What’s brewing with the Nieces - AGEING & non-negotiables Things we’re nagging with Linny about - More lateness stories and some cleaning questions, please! The Tony talks chatter - Keep your DIY questions coming. What are your favourite films & albums? What’s the show Tony’s going on about? And is there any way they'd legally be able to continue their holiday if that happened on the boat? Cold water swimmers and shower’ers… convince us A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I've not had a chance to watch it yet. It's only just come out, isn't it, yesterday? I know, but I wanted to watch it last night, and it didn't happen. No, you can't. I can't wait. Really? Is it good? It's just... Am I in it at all?

Why would you be in it? Well, I was hoping maybe a little live and kicking. I could pop my head up as a little girl. Because I was on those things with them. Have you watched all of it? I'm on the third date, but I feel I'm going to have to watch it again. Too much to take in. She's just...

The nostalgia. Yeah. It's just, it was our childhood. Did I get you in to take that? You did. I did. Yeah, I felt like I did. You did?

Do you? I remember it all. Yeah, I remember. I even remember that. Do you? Yeah. I mean, you was too young, right? Yeah, I still loved to take that.

Did you? Yeah. Yeah, I just, you know, that's like. Yeah, no, I just can't remember because I was trying to remember how old I was. I can't even remember. I've seen them a lot. So I must have seen them with Robbie. And then I remember.

seeing them without and I went to one of the ones when they reunited. I've never seen them. Have you not? Never. We need to go in. I think I've, I say I've never seen them. I've seen them in the best place possible. But you haven't.

I've seen them at top of the pop. I used to go and see them all the time. My audition freestenders was never forget. And I went over and watched it when I went to audition freestenders. Oh, wow. It's just like, you know, when you watch it and the hysteria from the fans, It's crazy You don't get that now

Well I was thinking you don't But did you get that with one direction a little bit? Yes That was the last one And funnly enough We started watching that Simon Cow On Netflix Boy Band

Him trying to get together a boy band I've heard that's rather Shit I don't know about shit But I hear he's a bit of a strange character in it I think we've watched one But what's quite interesting It's you see him in his home with his son

And so it's a little bit of Yeah Sort of getting into his life But I just can't imagine. We were saying, where are the boy bands? Where are the, where are they? It's really interesting because I was having a conversation the other day. I can't remember who with.

But it's a lot of solo females that are ruling it at the moment. You've got Ray, Olivia Dean, Sabrina Carpenter. Whether you're into them or not, the charts are all kind of female solo artists. Lily Allen's come back. Lily Allen. Yeah. But, you know, the band thing, it's a really strange one. It will all come back around, though.

wearing it. But I mean, the 90s were just, you know, they were saying, you know, you had... Harry Stiles, though, you're forgetting. Everyone's going mad for him. Oh, I can't wait to see the new album. He's doing the tour, isn't he? Yeah. But it's the same, similar time as the...

Is it similar times the tape? Yes, I believe it. Is it when they're all at the same time? It's really weird. Neo, he's just announced with A-Con and I love A-Con. Yeah, what does A-Con sing? Smack that all on the floor. Smack that.

But that would be excellent But I went to see Neo at the Royal Albert Hall With Jack So that must have been about Eight years ago And he just Weren't as good No not this occasion

Yeah a bit of a shame But I feel like I have to Really I'm not sure you have to I think you'll be disappointed Have you not seen Do you remember when you went to see Asher And it was a pile of shit? Yeah

Yeah I know That's the only thing You don't want to keep going And then You don't want to keep going and chasing and then... And also you should watch some of his more recent performances on TikTok. You might rethink it.

Yeah, no, it's just not... Well, they're just older and... They are older. Not the same. Well, funny, you should say that. I saw something on social media. You popped it over to us. Oh, I did. I sent it to you.

Mark Owen. I thought, fuck, he's aged. Obviously, of course he. Oh, my God. Have you seen Bradley Cooper? No, what? I can't... Do you know who?

I'm talking about. The one who does the one with Lady Gaga. Beautiful man. Never seen it. Oh, don't ill. I can't believe it, guys. Yeah, but is it for a film?

Yeah. I don't know, but I think he's had some sort of facelift. Hang on a minute. It's fucking Bradley Walsh, an AI. Oh, the Bradley's? Or is that a joke?

But apparently everyone's talking about, I'm yet to look in because Kat actually told me about it this morning. Right, okay. So I need to do some digging. But I trust her sort of, she's quite verified when it comes to. It's giving Grinch. Is he doing something, method acting?

Is it for a part? What, getting a facelift. He didn't need to. It was beautiful. What a terrible shame. I better cancel one now. So yeah, go and have a look at Bradley Cooper. This is what I'm worried about here.

I'm telling you. And he's had the eyes done. Are they? And that's why he looks sunken. She's booked in. I am so excited You're not doing the eyes though are you I haven't in my eyes

I thought you said you weren't My eyes They're doing it Top the tops Just the top Top of the pops What is your favourite Take that song

It's a really difficult question I know And someone nailed it I've had so many Because I posted about it last night And I've had so many messages And someone absolutely nailed it And got my top four

I would have to go. I need to look at them. I know. And the problem is I was doing that and then you just like, oh, that one. I'm going to go with my earliest memory. Oh, I'm going to go with my, I think one of my faves. Go on.

My earliest memory of take that. I remember being in Dagmar Terrace. Yeah. I was at home from school, probably ill because I was a sick note with that red carpet and the coffee table. Do you remember on the lever sofa? And I was sat there and mummy was there. And it was Anna Nick, which was an afternoon show like you get at this morning. I was thinking it.

And they came on, it was an afternoon show, and they did it only takes a minute. It only takes a minute, girl. And for me, that is, I just love that first album. It only takes a minute, girl. But if I'm being controversial, I love the greatest day. Oh. I really love it. It uplifts me.

Oh, no. And I really like it if it comes on. Interesting. Yeah, everything changes. It's great song. Yeah, I like pray. Yeah. Everything changes is up there.

And really like my father. You can't beat that. That is great. I love never forget. Love ain't here. It's a great one. That's like an unusual one. And I found hair.

Oh, yeah. The first album was fantastic. Just so good. But yeah, so. So it's a definite recommendation to watch. Oh, it's brilliant. And it's just, do you know what? It's so sad because obviously the whole Robbie, Gary Feud,

the whole Robbie thing. I mean, I would love it if, you know, Jerry's back with the spy skills and they haven't got Victoria there, unfortunately. I'd love it if they all did one together. Yes. Wouldn't it be amazing if Robbie joined them? Yeah, it would. But yeah, it goes through all the feud and then what Gary went through.

Oh, it was really sad. Well, they all went through a lot. I saw a post from Pierce Morgan today because back then he did a lot of the autobiographical writing for them. And he said, I remember the boys or what have you, and, you know, shot into that fame. And they were so young now. So young. And they all had their struggles because of that fame.

Yeah. So young and so immediate. Yeah. I don't know how I've really lasted, to be honest. No. I think it might be a different scale. But yeah, no, amazing. So, yeah, that's what I've been watching.

Oh, that's very good. Very good. We've got loads and loads of correspondence. From last time, yeah. Yeah, we've got to. I feel like we haven't done one for ages. I know. It's only been a couple of weeks.

I was too much. And I feel like a lot has happened. Before you go into that, obviously we had Ayles' birthday. We did. A bit of a dampener, really, would it? I was really looking forward to going for lunch. All the listeners, I put a lovely post up.

And even in the morning, look forward to a wine. Like 10 minutes later, oh, hi, Nat, no, we're not going for lunch. I was like, ah. It's a bit pointless, really. Cute, though, being in A&E and sort of people saying, happy birthday. Well, we've got a message from a listener, which I feel like we need to read now.

Have wondered what I would say if I ever bumped into you, Free Lovely Ladies, something along the lines of, what do you mean? Or an obscure friend's quote or take a chance, take a chance, take a chance. Well, none of that happened tonight

when I saw Ellsbells herself in the flesh, lull. Albeit it wasn't exactly the time or place. We were both in the children's A&E waiting room at Princess Alexandra, totally inappropriate and honestly I was a little starstruck so all I could manage was a quick love the pod

as I was leaving after having been there for four hours was horrible seeing baby James so poorly he is such a gorgeous little boy and I hope he's feeling much better now Nat's nieces are my favourite pods love listening to the three of you and please please please go ahead with your idea of hosting a bottomless brunch event

love that how you've put the bottomless in there that would be amazing Lots of love from one exhausted mum to another, Lauren in Harlow. Originally, an East End girl also turning 40 this year, so love hearing you talk about growing up in London too. Oh, I love that. Thanks, Lauren.

And at the time, she must have thought, wow, she's rude. Because you know, someone says something, it was quite quiet, and I just looked at her like, what? And then I realised, I was like, oh, thanks. But you know, and you're just not really with it. Mind you, it was about midnight, wasn't it? Well, no, yeah, it was about half ten at this point. And why was you in A&E, earlier?

So James had a fall at home. You sound like you're talking about an elderly parent. He didn't fall. He ran into basically a window ledge and smashed his face. But yeah, just on his cheekbone. So he had a nice big gash. Luckily, I had one of our very dear friends with us, and she was very good at helping me

because I think I would have absolutely panicked. It was seen very quickly. That was about 5 o'clock. We were back home by 7. They glued it together. And then he threw up about seven times in the space of like two hours. So I was slightly concerned, obviously, with concussion. So then we went back.

And yeah, come 5 past midnight, I've got a nice happy birthday from the doctor and Jack and James. Look, it could be worse. He's fine, it is what it is. But, yeah, he was so good, though. He was so brave. But it's hard just then, like when we went back, they'd given him an anti-sickness medication,

so he then perked up and he wasn't being sick anymore. And then he just wants to be wild because he shouldn't be asleep. And you're like, how am I meant to sit here now for two hours keeping this child entertained? There's only so much rough you can give and books and this and that. It's hard. And then also they're only allowing one parent in at this point. So Jack comes with me.

He's then told to go out of something. side. Why, though? Because they're doing up the main bit. You're in a smaller area. Yeah, no, I've been there. So then obviously when it's busy, if it's quiet, they don't mind. But when it's really busy, but then James is like throwing up everywhere.

And luckily there were two ladies with their little ones helping me, giving me wipes, getting sick at a bowl. But it is quite difficult to do what, you know, in some sort, not every circumstance. Some, you know, I've been in there many times. Well, there's people who are on their own. I have to do it all on the way. No, absolutely. Well, no, but it might be that they could take a parent. I've been in there and there was a lovely girl with her dad.

Yes, yes. You know, there's, I'm not saying everyone has someone, but yeah, it's difficult when I know Jack's out there and I think he could just help me in a minute, like getting a wipe out, getting this out, and you're doing it on your own. It's quite, I mean, it's fine. And then Jack came in, we swapped, you know,

so I could have a wee or whatever. But then what's funny is it's busy, so they don't let the dad's in, or the second. person and then it gets quiet so then people or like it sort of quietens down and then people start coming in with dads or with a grandparent and then they're allowed in so you're like oh hang on a minute it is weird so it quietens down and then everyone else is bringing the partners in and then they and then it's sort of like a cycle I see what you mean it's a weird one but no

anyway so yeah but you ended up having a lovely weekend we did we went away we had a nice wholesome weekend. I'm glad you did. Why? Because we went to Ells on Friday. Oh yeah. We went to you, didn't we? I mean, it was a bit chaotic.

So we get there, lovely. And then James just Projectile vomited again, didn't he? Yeah. She was like, oh, this is strange. But he hadn't been sick all morning. No. Well, since like 9 o'clock the night before.

Yeah. Then he went down okay, didn't he? And then he woke up. And projectile vomited again. Projectile vomited again. so we washed his hair and then Ellie was up and down and the end of it

she was like this is funny how is this fun on your birthday I said this is why we would have been better off getting the kids looked after

and got out and had a little bit of dinner together but whatever I was just not doing anything because no I know but you don't

you can't and then that was that and then Saturday I found a bit of a chilled one at home with the kids and then

half past one in the morning Sunday morning fantastic Ruby I could hear every would be calling me. Gone in there. Sick everywhere.

It must be a bug. Because I were together. I just think. I just can't. And she was sick up and down all night. Bless her. You know, and you can see them like. And there's nothing coming out.

Oh, it's hot. Yeah, well, James is sick was green in the end. It was just green. Hope you're all enjoying your breakfast. Oh, you'll launch a dinner. And then Sunday night. That was me. Had a bug.

Then I got it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And Kate was ill. I was in bed all day, Monday. But I don't, and he was sick last night again. Well, it's a very prolonged thing. It's bits and pieces.

Yeah, it's a funny one, isn't it? But then we were like, touch and go Saturday. Should we go? Shouldn't we go? And I was like, well, we're only going to sit here and look after him. Absolutely. Let's just go. You know, we've paid for it now.

So, but yeah, it was, yeah, we had a nice time. No, very good. Very, very good. Great message here from our friend Claire from Swanley. How on earth has Elia got through life without knowing who Helen Mirren is? She's a national institution up there with Emma Thompson

or is it an age thing and I'm just old, love Claire. I was laughing thinking, oh, how does Elia not know who that is? Isn't it ridiculous? And what about you? Well, little message from Kelly came in saying, hi Nat, just an FYI for you.

Helen Miran wasn't in the bomb films You're thinking of Judy Dench, fuck's sake. What a dick. I know, but we don't really watch Bond film, so it could have been. But, so what is she in? Calendar girls. They're only one.

But that's the point. You're all going on, but you haven't watched a film with her, am I. You do know. I know the name. If she walked past me in the street, I wouldn't know who she is. Would you? Yes. Would you?

Yeah. No, that's bullshit. I would. No, if Helen, if Helen, You can't write, Judy. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Now, if Hells Bell was brought past in Sainsbury's. Well, you're not giving them my nickname to start with. I did like, oh, Helen. How's doing? You're at Hales? Love you in Calender Girls. Love you. In James Bond.

Do you like it's chicken or a stir? No, I'm not. This is the human that doesn't watch a film. She talks shit. So you're talking rubbish. I don't watch many films. Who's Emma Thompson? Emma Thompson did.

Was she in Ireland? No. Who's that one? Emma Stone. Emma Stone. No, you do know Emma Thompson. Coleman. Love actually.

The husband. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, fine. Yeah, I know who she. Nanny McPhee. Yeah. So who's the other one? Coleman. Olivia Coleman.

Okay. If Olivia Coleman walk past her in the street, would you know she was? No. I really is. You would. I have absolutely no idea who she is. What's she in? No, you're taking it.

Is this a wind-up? The crown? She'll... Never seen it. Olivia Coleman. Come on, what's she in? Is she in the new Wonka? Correct.

Never seen it? With Tom Davis? The main man is the one that's with the... Shamelow? Timmy Shamillet. Timmy Shamillet. Timothy? Shamillet.

I don't know who... Timalaam. Olivia Coleman. Olivia Coleman, I watched her more because she was in... She was in Peep Show years and years ago. She's done a lot of stuff. What was the other series? did she do

that I've watched I'm not sure but honestly we've got such a good voice note I've got to play it because this is a little dig for you Oh me

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A couple of things. Congratulations to Sarah Jessica Parker on a really good actress award. Did make me laugh. Amazing. Amazing. It was a really amazing actress award. I bet she's thrilled to win the amazing actress award. Gimetica, yeah, the noisy pricks in the sauna, not the one.

So annoying. So annoying. Shut up. We're having a relax now. Nobody cares. The other day I was in the swanour. sauna and witnessed a man laying on the bottom bench so I pretty much had to climb over him to get in the sauna at all. Once I was up boiling to death on the very top seat, he started to do

cycling legs. He was laying down, cycling his legs, and then stopping that and then doing crunches, little ab crunches all the while grunting and groaning. It was most disturbing. And I was like, I now have got to climb over him to get out. So I'm sorry, I'm going to. there listening to him grunt much longer than I should have done it was very awkward um so I won't be going in the sauna again when I see him there but yeah general like people that just leave their towel in a wet heap on the floor people that leave their rubbish people they're just scumbags aren't they really and especially when you're looking at these nice health clubs these are not you know without being like elitist they're not leisure centres are they like you don't expect

to see grown adults leaving their rubbish everywhere in a place that they pay a lot of money to go to so fully agree they should be like a real set of rules that people have to adhere to so it's not to be a disgusting pig anyway happy saturday goodbye brilliant we had quite a lot of messages on jimitka um loads i took a little ride in muff city oh no that that sounds like that's how i'm hang on oh oh this is an episode on its own be proud. I'm not there yet.

I'm not there yet. I mean, who knows? That's that come out all wrong. You took a deep dot. Oh, no. Just stop. You got your kit off in the changing room. And so did I.

We didn't even know about it. That's so weird, isn't it? I thought I'll try it out because I'm in the changing room. Try it out. What did you? Ooh. I'm just trying it out. Ooh.

Be free. Be free. Yeah, I thought I'll just let it. It will go. In what capacity? In the main room. I didn't go in a changing room. However, what happened was?

You're one in the family changing room. Because that's a shocker when you leave your towel outside the shower. And then you're in the family change room. There's blokes in there. Oh, shit. So you have to do that. Because the other day, in the women's, I was just opening it to people in the shower

because they didn't leave their tail on the outside. No, I put it around the outside. No, I put it over. Over the door. Yeah, that's good. Oh, yeah, because I wouldn't have been, thank God you said. Yeah. Because I was going to be in Muff City.

No, that would have been a shocker. No, I was in the ladies. I thought I'm going to try it. So I whipped the bottoms off. I was getting my gym gear off to put my cosy on. Yeah. And there was a girl again just, woo, loving it. She had a great figure, so I don't blame her.

Took the bottoms off and then trying to get my top off. I was so sweaty. It was slat back. Rolling. Like, yes, I couldn't get it off. So I don't know I really panicked because I was just like, my family's hanging out. Hang on.

Hang on. One nipples out. We need to pause because of that. You've just unlocked. How bad is it? The rolling. No, when you try something on and you've not done the zip and you can't get it off and the panic sets in.

Horrendous. And why does it panic? Because someone's going to get you out of it. It's as if you're never, that's it. Life's over. You're going to be in a top. jammed to you. But there's off that feeling, there's other words.

No, but then you get a bit off and then your hair is like calling it. Oh, I just could fucking kill someone. It really aggs me. So I've decided I'm going to try and find like maybe a zip bra and then a zip top. That's what I've got. Yeah, because that's fucked. Yeah, horrible. And then especially with longer nails.

Everything, yeah. And then you're all stuck. Anyway, I pulled it back down, pulled my bikini bottoms. my costume on and tried again but it was why? Because I couldn't

get the top off so why did you have to put your bottoms on? Because she didn't want to stand there with a muffout but I thought that's what we were doing well not for 12 minutes while the top's rolling up

and her hair's getting caught so that's it people wander around oh well I just got changed yeah I just did it no I know it would have been quite simple if that situation

hadn't occurred yes you know when you go to a spa She's so fucking rude Kind to find are the gym stories To carry on the conversation Well I'm still talking Continue

When you go to a spa Yes If you're just having a massage Because in this case I wasn't actually using the spa Do you always put some sort of clothing underneath Or do you just go naked Like do you wear your underwear What for?

If you were going to for a massage but in a spa. Where have I been? In your room? Have I been in my room? Yeah. I just put my dressing gown on a knick-knacks. Yes, knickers and dressing gown.

Oh. What, you were naked? Yeah. Uh-huh. Nothing. So then what? Go to the thing. Put on the little paper knickers.

Oh, yeah. Fair enough. Yeah, fine. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah. All right. Just checking. Chill on.

Carry on then. Carry on browsing. It depends. I mean, if you're at a champ is, you have your lunch and that in the right. But that's what I'm saying. Well, yeah, I'm not going in the sauna and all of that because I had quite a long massage so I went, you know, I was doing that.

Yeah, I mean you're naked. You could get caught in a compromising situation. It's brave. I would always put knickers on. Did I have knickers on? However, I was thinking about this the other day. If you're in bed naked, all the time, there's a fire or burglar or...

Just say an emergency. Sorry, I always thinking... If a burger is coming in and you've got nothing on. No, I think... fire. You're not got, who's got time to go? My house is burning down, but let me go and put some a nighty on. It's true.

That's why you should always have something on. Yeah. I know, but that, or just maybe leave something next to you. Bra. Bra, bra's always on. The old bra's on. Yeah, it's fucking mental. Twenty-year-old bra's still on. It's fraying now.

Oh, that's a shame. Fuck for that. It's really sad. I know, Nat, but, you know, all good things come to an end. Did you discuss that? We did have a great conversation. about old clothes. I should listen to that one.

Have a little listen. My voice note. Did you hear it? No. Did you play my voice? I did. I'm sorry. I think I did.

Old clothes. Have you got any? It's been a great subject. I've got any. Yeah. It's fucked, mate. I have a massive built-in wardrobe. Yeah.

Which is like double depth. It's quite clever, but actually quite annoying. Because I've got obviously two rows, two rails, yeah? But behind, in front of each. Yeah. So it's a bit aggravation.

I put the stuff that I don't wear. the back often. When I tell you, I don't wear any of the clothes in that wardrobe. Yeah, but no, we're talking how old because what I will let you in on? And I'll go to clear it out and I go, oh no, because I might wear that again one day. I'm never wearing it. We're talking about, you know, like an old nightie that you've had for 15 years that you won't throw away with holes in it. You must have stuff like that. Do you remember that night, eh? Yeah. Do you remember, it was yours?

The one with the postcard on it. No, it's a whole story. Yeah, we spoke about this before. And I used to wear that and it was frayed up to the eyeballs. What a shame, I loved that. We were little, but now, yeah, there's stuff. So the socks, I think they were yours. They are like a fluffy sock.

They're pink and black striped. I've had them for about 15 years. Longer than that, 20 years. You've still got those. When I say, nothing in. interest me in a fluffy sock. Like, you know, some people love it. They'll go into, I don't know, M&S,

and they'll see them and go, oh, yeah, I would never, never buy a pair not interested. I was laying in bed the other night. I was freezing. How have you got them? It's the only pair I've got. And when I'm cold or when I'm ill, you know, like if you've got a temperature

and you're in bed to the, I said, Jack, can you get my, and he knows, can you get my fluffy socks? And they are immaculate, because I'll probably wear them three times a year. And I love them. Well, it's funny. And I don't even know the last time I washed them.

Well, it's funny. Well, there we go. Where are they from? I don't know. The label's worn out. No idea. It's funny you say that because you've got my socks and I've got your socks. What socks have you got off?

Do you remember? They're brown. I do. Have they got little flowers? No, they've got little flowers on. Yes. They're like fleecy inside. Yes.

That's what I use. But how old? Old. I nick them off for you. Got to be 10 years. And I've also got like a t-shirt dress, which you would have seen me wear, that was Natalie's. And I don't know how I've ended up with it. And it is so, like, you know, if it's like a warm day or the house is warm and you're cleaning or you're just popping around.

And I hate being hot, like, I don't wear, even when in the summer I could put on, I'd rather get under a blanket and be warm rather than wearing like thick pyjamas. I put this t-shirt dress on and it's got a hole like this in the elbow. And then sometimes, I don't know, I've got a delivery, I open the door and I think, they must think, what the fuck, but I've, I've had that again for about 15 years. So what we cannot get rid of it is the things that she keeps are not hers. Yeah. She's got my top, my dress, your socks. I just love it, though.

I can't get rid of them. For me, it's like my joggers, some of them are old, have got holes in, but I just love that. That's what I love wearing at home. It is only for home, really. Yeah. I mean, mum was wearing, not that long ago, mum put on, when I was living there,

when we were doing the stuff at the house, I mean, she has got so much stuff. She put on this little, like, bomber jacket, like a quilted little black bomber. I was like, that was mine. From when I was, like, 17. That is hilarious. But it didn't bring that up on the pod.

The other day. But it looks great, to be fair. But it's probably hardly been worn. That's the thing you've got to think about Even though it's old It doesn't matter if something's old But I just love the conversation About I've got a striped top

It's got dye on it It's got all holes here I'm not throwing it away I've got I'm not throwing it away I love it I put it on I feel comfortable I've got a T-shirt like that

Becky will know the T-shirt It's like pink And I often wear it When I'm having my hair done And again it's got bleach on it It's got holes in it But I love it And it's all like thin and soft

Oh, I love it. Someone here said, Hi, Nat, on the subject of keeping really old clothes, I still have the very short skirt I wore on my first date with my now husband that was over 20 years ago. It still fits, but at 55, I no longer want to wear the Vaj Skimming Skirt

or give him the Allume. I was going to say, there could be an appropriate time. I love that. Yeah, you just get attached to stuff, don't you? There's a certain attachment to, yeah. Yeah, it's very, very interesting. It happened to all my, remember I had a brown top with all letters on it that was sort of asymmetric.

Yeah, I do, oh yeah. Oh, I used to, I wore that, that was like a, I wore that as a pajama top. Yeah, what happened to that? What did he say on it? I don't know. It was quite a thin t-shirt anyway. It was. Yeah, I loved that.

It's a great top. And then the other nighty that we had was the long-sleeved white with like blue polka dots. Yeah, with like a dog on it. Yeah, I remember. But that was your, was that yours? Yes. Was it? Yes.

Why? That was quite silky, quite thick that one. We spoke about the bloody 90s, the elephant one. That was mum's, wasn't it? Yeah. No, that was your mum. Excuse me. I had that. But yeah, I just think sometimes,

and sometimes you've just got that one piece that you don't care how old it is. Again, I think it's like you were saying, going back to take that, it's that little bit of nostalgia as well. It reminds you of certain times. And sometimes you'll never get anything like that again. Ever.

It's crazy. But also, I think, again, now, maybe it's calmed down a little bit. but people will not be seen in the same outfit twice. I am polar opposite. Yeah, I'm not doing that. I could not give a shit. If I like something, I feel good in it,

and I've got an event, and I'm not buying something for the sake of it if I've got something that I wore... I feel like that mindset. I don't care. But do you see in your industry, that mindset's changed? It is changing. Yeah, yeah, I do feel like...

I think people invest a little bit more in things. Fashion, it went for a period of just change, change, change, change, whereas I feel like it's slowed down now a little bit. Can we have a little chat about that quick, if you don't mind? Really? Yeah, just a few points. Yes. Coming in now to spring.

What trends are we looking at? I can tell you a trend. Have we got animal prints still? Because I feel like I'm still seeing a lot of animal print around. I feel like animal print never goes. The cow print is quite in. Yeah, jeans. Well, yeah.

When we went away for the weekend, I wore something I would never wear. I showed you it. But I really liked it. Lovely. Rugby top rugby top And they're really in Yeah

Well they're everywhere at the moment But more like a jumpery sort of one But I really liked it Yeah good Yeah But also I saw loads I went to Marxist Today I saw quite a few

They're all cropped Why is everything cropped Oh we had a message from a listener Talking about being of a certain age Not old but sort of my age Or 50ish whatever And she said Why is everything I look at cropped

Everything is quite short I don't want to I'm 34 I don't want to wear a crop I just want a nice top. Why is it cropped? And if I've got the opportunity to tuck it in, lovely, but it's annoying.

How cropped you're talking, though? Just sort of... So it's above the funny. Fanny? Do you know what I mean, though? I mean, you know me. The funny's out. Is it?

No, in terms of clothes, I'll wear leggings with a short jumper. I'll wear leggings with a short jumper. Yeah, but again, it depends. That wigs me out in itself. What's that? Leggings. do the short jumper.

Yeah, but I can sometimes do that. But it depends on the, like sometimes if you've got a pair of jeans on, you want a little bit more coverage. I want the option. Do it in cropped and do it in normal. They're not going to do that. Well, then just fucking do it in normal and someone can cut it. How cropped are you talking?

I just think some people, it's sort of sat on the waist. Yeah, people don't want it via the belly button. No. And some people have a tummy that they'd like to just cover it up a little bit. No, I would like to cover up my tummy a little bit. Yeah. No.

because it doesn't change the length. It can do. Not really, no. Yeah, I mean, if you like her. Yeah, I bought a lovely top the other day from Marxis. Again, I showed you. It was like a cream, a bit like a rugby style, but it was sort of buttoned with a collar,

with a pair of jeans, but again, I would have liked it just to be a little bit longer. Marxist, take note. And then you are saying, I'm not being, no disrespect, but you are a short person. Yeah, as well. Really?

No. No, no, yeah. But you might not have a short torso, though. All right, I've got a short leg. But then what if you've got a long torso, you're fucked? Yeah, basically. Beer tube. Yeah, under your titties.

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Shop L'Oreal-Paris Panorama on Amazon now. I had a message talking of fashion. Oh, Nat, it's not just me who thought the trainers were called O-A-6. My husband hasn't stopped taking the piss out of me since last year when I called them O-A-6 and he corrected me and informed me that their A-6 and the O is the logo. Glad I'm not the only one who's been trotting around town calling them O-A-Six for the last 20-odd years.

Brilliant. Love the show, Inya. Former London are now living in Australia. Love it. And Natalie thinks she's so cool. Oh, do you want some O-A-6 like me? Fucking luck I've never had a decent pair of trainers before

Yeah we all do things But yeah we can do a little fashion thing Too early, yeah Just quick, no but If I'm out and about Yeah We've got a christening Yes

I don't know what to wear What do I? I haven't busted your nuts about it What am I going to buy tomorrow please Where are you going? Where do you think, Brookfield So what am I What's his next?

It's a funny time of year, isn't it? There is no effect, but there is nothing there. I want to wear my brown boots from H&M. Yeah. Because... Why don't you just wear your green dress? It marks his green Peruna dress? I could do.

Yeah. Should I? Yeah. Really? Really? You've not worn it. I wore it from Mark's 40th. And you said you were going to maybe wear that.

I did say I was going to... I mean, no one remembers who were hammered. Just swear it. And yes, again... Why are you going to go and buy another dress that you're not going to wear again? I know. I was thinking more maybe a trouser.

If you want, if that's what you feel comfortable in. I think the dress is absolutely fine. Yeah. I see. I see how I feel. It is a funny time of year because now all the newness for waiting for it to come out, but it's still cold. Yeah.

You're not going to really be buying summer stuff unless you're going away. If you've got things booked. I think in the next month or so, you'll start to see things come through. Yeah. Okay. Then we can talk about what? I think we should. I think it would be really nice.

Again, I just don't, but there isn't really like anything huge that's jumping out. There's still shit loads of knitwear everywhere. That's what I saw actually next today. A lot of vibrant colours. Bit up your street and lovely sort of lemon one with cherries on it. Yeah, yeah.

There's loads of that conversational embroidery on knitwear because I think last year it was very a leisurey. That's probably downtrending a little bit now. What does that mean? What I'm wearing? Yeah, yeah. No, it's fucking not. It's trending.

And I love it. You might love it, but it's not as... What are people, what are you wearing every day then? This is what I'm saying. If you're not a brand that does sweats and active wear, obviously everyone pushes that now because everyone knew me, new year, new me, so gym stuff. But if it's not a trend, yeah, like you said,

if you're not adenoa or al-a-a-o or... Yeah, if you're not that sort of brand, so that's why knitwear is such a big thing, because it's what are people going to buy into. But again, the knitwear thing started so early last year for autumn winter. It was flying in September. So I don't know. I'm personally not really buying

knitwear now. No, why would you? Well, I think later in... I say spring. I think I would buy a nice pastel pretty jumper. With your new jeans, denim. A pair of trousers and then you're not wearing a coat, are you? Exactly, exactly.

The thing that I will say is... If it stops pissing with rain, you might be able to do that. When I go into any shop, I could buy two pairs of trousers, a skirt. And top. So that's interesting.

I'm the other way. Really? Like today, M&S, they had some lovely trousers. I had to stop myself because I don't need them. I've got them and then I've got nothing to wear with them. I'm so top heavy, bottom light. So the other day was in Zara and I actually bought two pairs of, they're like barrel leg.

They're like a trouser, like a woven. Yeah, but they've got a elastic waistband. That's a bit cash. So they're nice. Yeah, but they're nice with just sweatshirts. Yeah, exactly. I can wear that with trainers or I can wear it with my loafers. I've got like the brown pinstripe, but they're sort of jerks.

They're a trouser, but they're casual. I really like that. So it's a bit of a hybrid. Yeah. Because people wear it, like I say, like people wear I did our struggles with loafers. Yes. Do you what I mean? And the shirt.

Well, Eliza's got a pair of Zara. They're elasticated. They're like suit trousers. Yeah, with a white stripe. Yeah, nice. White waistbands. But I said to her, for the christian, she can wear them with her kitten heels. Yeah.

But I need to find her a top because she hasn't bothered to find a top. And we're now, it's Thursday tomorrow. But I thought maybe that and she can just wear my black trench coat. Yeah. So it's a bore everyone. I'm not wearing a coat. That pisses me off and all. And I've just had to buy Ruby and Alpheria.

I'm not wearing a coat for Saturday. I've bought Joni a coat for Saturday. I mean, that is ridiculous. I know. James has got a new coat for Saturday. It was a Christmas present, but I'm not wearing a coat. I'll be sweating hot. When are my wearing a coat?

When are we outside? I've ordered a dress. And if it doesn't fit, I'm fucked. It will fit and it will look lovely. It might not. She does this all the time. And she turns up, Stan. I bought a dress.

Didn't fit. A lot of commotion. Maria basically said I looked like a sack of shit. Fair enough. Few other friends said it was lovely. Few other friends said, don't like it. Looked and looked and looked. That's not what I said, actually.

No, I know. So that's pollux. And then I tried it on again when I was more ready. And I sent a video to Maria. and she was like, oh, is that the smaller size? It looks lovely. And I was like, nope. So what I said was, you've lost so much weight.

I don't feel like that dress is doing you justice. Fair doze. Thank you. But you can still wear a loose dress. Oh, I just said to, are you sure you don't need the size down? Yes. It's not going to make much of a difference. Because it's a big dress.

But no, I get what you mean. But also, it's different, like when we went out the other day, and I couldn't wear that sort of dress because I'm running around after kids. You want to be comfortable. It's a day thing. So anyway, then I ordered the dress again and ASOS just decided to send me a completely different dress.

Yeah, you tried to palm it off on me. I did try and bob it off on the Natalek. Trinnellis is a bit of a U-dress. Have a little look at it. That is fucking... She can't be bothered to take it back. She's like, oh, I don't know how much it is. I've got returns that I had to do anyway

and they've all gone back, so don't you worry yourself. Don't worry about 13% return rate. You're all right. Oh, I said, take that off. Don't want it on there, thank you. What was that? You get a return rate for how many things. you return. So now I've had to order it again

and it's now arrived the right one. Is it better? I haven't tried it yet. I need to try it. Is it better? Oh, fine. Which actually... It'll be funny when it don't fit me and I've got to order the other side. That brings me on nicely to something I was thinking about the other day. Yeah. So you know when

like, what made me think about it is when you got your fringe or whatever you call it done? Oh yeah, it's lovely. It's lovely. It's annoying, I need it shorter. Becky said that. She was like, but you're like, can I have it shorter? Straight away. So, yeah, Elya had her haircut, didn't she? And she sent us a photo.

Yes. And it got me thinking, when people send you things like that, do they want your honest opinion or do they want you to just say what they want to hear? And what would you do? Very good subject and I wish you were sat with Mark. No, I want honest opinions. Do you though? I do, but you're always the only person that's negative.

It's not negative. That's not. See, there we go. There we go. No, but in those situations. Why is that negative if it's my opinion? Well, no, because everyone's like, oh, that looks lovely. Maybe they're all liars.

No, they're not. The two friends I showed that dress and they were like, absolutely not. You said other friends said it, didn't look nice? Yeah, them two. No, the other friends said they did like it. You just said two friends that didn't. And they're the ones. Who said they liked her hair?

Oh, I know. I'm not saying about your hair. I'm just using that as an example. No, I didn't. I think it's a really, really interesting situation. Yeah, because I think it's rubbish. Yeah, but it depends on who, again, who you're asking. So you would lie to someone, is what you're saying.

I would never lie to Natalie. No, I would, if it's an acquaintance, say you're at work. Yeah. And someone's like, oh, I've had my head done. You go, yeah, it looks lovely. I couldn't give a fuck if it looked awful. If they look like a alarm. No, yeah.

No, I agree. So I go, yeah, oh, brilliant. It's good. But they feel good. But they're excited. And that's it. I think if someone feels really good. good and then you get that, oh, you're like, oh, it's a bit of a smash on the face.

But then why would you send it to someone if you don't want to hear what could be? Well, no, because you're really hoping, you feel all right, so you're really hoping that they say. Oh, do you know what, I don't. Like Maria, she fucking does it all the time. When I send it, yeah, like the dress, I was buzzing. No, I know. I was giving you a backhand, was that a backhanded compliment? I'll tell you what, though, else.

Yeah, she, I mean, I get some stuff off of this lady. Yeah, you get. But that's only because I'm ready for an honest opinion. Like, mum, I would never lie to mum. No. I'd say that. Oh, no, I would never, no. Yeah, because I...

You care about what she looks like. That's just my opinion. If she doesn't agree, that's fine. Yeah. I do think it depends... Like you said, if it's my close friends, absolutely I would say, no, I don't like that. Or yeah, I love that on you.

So if I said to you all, no, I think your fringe is awful. Oh. Wow. No, no, she doesn't. No, I really like it. No, she did it at first, though. She was coating me off. I didn't coat you off.

I was a bit like... No, it wouldn't really bother me because, again, I'd think, well, everyone else has said, like, everyone's like, oh my God, your hair looks amazing. So you're looking for validation. Yes, probably. From you, absolutely, I think more so validation. Really?

Yeah. From all your friends, I know. Yeah, but I think that's very different because you're a big sister. You're more validation. everyone else is more opinion I'm just checking do you think this is alright I don't know

what the fuck are you doing you look like a Highland cow I love a Highland cow they're beautiful aren't they and it's very interesting I can't say what are we saying about the other hair

yeah it looks nice really nice I love it why are you doing that weird thing to your fringe because you're talking about fringes but I have to say you both said to me

I don't know what you it was really nice then you've gone shorter So I bit the bullet, I listen to you both. Yeah. And I do feel... You look better. I feel younger.

Yeah, you look younger. I feel more energetic with long hair. No, I mean it. I feel so much. I feel sexier with long hair. Hey! Oh, God, that's disgusting. And I can only imagine...

I think it's amazing. Fucking out that door stops on the door. No, I just think it... I don't know. It does something to me. It just makes me feel better. It's lovely. And it's a...

You're saying you feel like it's really... long but it's longer for you but it's a nice length and as I said if in a few months you feel you can just give it a little trim so lovely the colour's nice and how are you finding the bonds they hurt don't that at the beginning yeah really hurt to you and trying to put it up at the beginning I really like the bonds I think I prefer them to the tapes what did I say I think I do prefer them because you can put your hair up thank you fucking out and look how it's lasting I can't believe it. And also I said the colour effect she's trying to get.

That's individual bits of hair all different. Yeah, no, I'm really pleased with it. I've just got to keep it up. But you need to do the maintenance every four weeks. And I've got to keep up the blow dries. I've got to say, Mark. Yeah, no, you do. Yeah, the colour makes you look radiant.

Have you got makeup on? I have got a little bit. Do you know how many people have said? to me, oh my God, you look so much like Natalie with your hair like that. Fucking gutted. Look at this reactions. Can you look? I am actually talking to you now.

Did you see those reactions? Genuinely, is that normal and is that fair? That is that. Comments below, is that normal and is that fair? Maria's going to get abused now. I don't think we look like anyway. I look more like her. Oh, fucking crap.

Jokes on you. Because we've got different noses. So have I. Do not put my nose in your fucking box. Go like that? No, no, thanks. Go like that. I don't like my side profile, thank you.

Let me see it. I don't fucking like it. I agree to do the pod because there was no face, no camera, no nothing. And now she's just... You could do what the guy is. in A&E did, there was this young boy It's very It's very baffling

And your hand nose don't fuck about My nose is fuck No, I'm just saying it's a different shape Oh I know But mine, no, we do look at And actually when I then look at the photo I'm like, we do So many people have messaged me on Instagram

People I've not heard from for a little while And they're like, oh my gosh, that I'll let you know That makes me happy Good And so you fucking should be She's gone She's lying in the corner I think, well, you can't get over that reaction.

Do you know what? No, you can get a taste of it because I've had it all my fucking life. What with? I look like you. No, I've had that. Everyone says it, yeah. Oh, good.

But a prettier version of some way, so. There was a young teenager in A&E came out of the doctor's area. Hair, the whole hair. To hear. Fine. Maybe that's how you want to express yourself. How are you seeing?

Was it quite thick? Thick. I'd describe it as a large black mop. Was it curly? Straight, bit frizzy, so much. Like there, the whole thing. But was it down? Fully down.

Fully down. All the way around. How old do we think he was? 13, 14, 15. But what's I got to do of anything? Maybe he's got acne He could have acne And look

There's obviously reasons There's a reason I mean crazy He's very shy And I did think that But how are you seeing in front of you Because I could not see his eyes That's what I'm genuinely

Maybe he's looking at the ground Maybe the hair's not as long as you think Maybe he's walking That's just God No Maybe he's looking at his own Well no because then he definitely can't fucking see

because he's looking at the floor. No, no, no. It was really, it was down to chin. Well, it's a fashion statement. Good luck to him. No, I just can't believe. No, and that's, yeah, whatever, but I just can't believe that he can see.

Yeah, I understand. So if anyone has that, I want to, I need to understand how they, how you see or. Do it? Well, I can't really, because mine's not that long. No, she can't. Cover your eyes, though. No, I've tried it, even with my friend.

Troters? He can still see. Oh my goodness. Can you see? Are you a faithful? Can you see? Yes. No, but it was thicker than that, sorry.

I can see. I thought the final of the traitors was shit. Oh, well, I really are. I just think he mugged it, Stephen. No, I loved it, but it was just shit. I thought it was heartwarming. Maybe because I saw it on Instagram. Heartwarming.

Who won it, which pissed me off. I've had a little convoy with your mum and I have to say. Mum? She loves it. She's watching all of them. All of them at the same time. Getting mixed up with what she's watching. Did you see that Rachel's mum died?

How sad. She did all of that really to make memories with her mum. Isn't that a bittersweet? I mean, when did they film it though? Yeah. Yeah, but this week she would have been over for publicity. She was here in this country. Really busy.

But what I'm saying is hopefully she had a bit of time with her. like to do some nice things. Yeah, what with the dollar. Really sad. But no, I just thought it was a bit... He could have smashed that. Like in 90 old. Great.

We're talking about fashion sense. He looks good, didn't he? Oh, brilliant. His jumpsuits, the tash. Yeah, I like him a lot. Very good. I did really like Jack. I like Jack.

Not one vote you got the whole game. Not one vote. He was good, Jack. Yeah. I really liked Farras. Yeah, I came into his own. Yeah, he was good. I already would have loved Jack and Fras to win.

Yeah, me too. Yeah, it's annoying that's won again. Fras mugged it. They could have won, they had it. If he had voted out, Rachel, he changed his vote. What a shame. But I feel like, yeah, maybe they need to mix it up a little next year. Yeah, we shall see.

We shall see. Didn't you have something to talk about? Oh, my God, I skimmed it. Oh, my God, no, guys, this is mental. Last but not least. Let's have a chat about it. Katie Price. Yes.

has got married. No, she's not married. No, no, no. She's married. Sorry. In a week. I've not done loads of research, as I normally would, because I've just been a little bit occupied.

But what my understanding is, is in a week, they've got engaged, got married. But he is basically... He's got... He's a and escort, which he's not... He's not saying it's not him. But they're saying that he would have... to do a video holding up a code.

You know, it is him. This is in Dubai. Where'd they get married, sorry. In Dubai. Well, at the Berge, Al-Arab, they got engaged. I don't know. But she was seen here. Doing the school run.

And apparently the picture of how he proposed was exactly the same. Same as another one that he proposed to. About four months ago. Is it AI? So this is the point. But he's saying he's got a business. He's been with Elon Musk and Kim Kardashian. That business that basically doesn't exist.

So he is just like a whole, like a real person that's just completely fake. Tinder Twindler. These girls have come out and said to like sort of want to reach out to Katie and saying don't believe this. But I just, no, no, no. Sorry, I'm going to stop. Is she actually married? No, I'm going to have to stop this. I've got to stop it and I don't care.

What do you mean reaching out? Who gets married? Married After a week No But are they married Yes he said my wife Oh right

He might fucking be saying that What she's saying it Yes She's doing video On Instagram I don't care what anyone says But then she was seen at Lakeside She was seen on the school run

What's that got to do with shit Apparently she was getting married in Dubai Or engaged Well I tell you what it has done I'm both old It's got us talking about her again Isn't it So interesting

And I like Katie. I think she's a very clever woman, by the way. She has done Olivia Atwood, which I know is another topic. We need to do that. But she, part of her thing of OnlyFans, is she has an AI generated voice. Yes. And pictures. Sorry, and pictures.

So she can say, you know, put Jordan in a white bikini. Okay. And then she can also, but, you know, say someone says, I want you to talk to me like X, Y, Z. She can get it to do it. But did you notice, from what I saw, the pictures were all old-school Jordan. Yeah, that's... Not her net. No, no, no, that's the whole point.

It's Jordan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. So... Fine. But is this AI? Is it AI? Is this... It's probably a marketing thing.

Right, so let's say it's a publicity stamp. What for? Just to get her... Oh, just to get her been spoken about it. You've got to do some more digging. It's crazy. And what's even scarier... I haven't really got time for that.

Is this man... This man... This man is a life. It's just like a... whole lie, his job, his business, he's meeting Elon Musk. He's none of it, that's not true. Yeah, but then he's probably not true. Oh, quite fucking clearly.

Yeah, but she's obviously just using that to... I don't know. So I don't know. I'm very confused. I just find it. So yeah, if anyone's seen her, been on an aeroplane with her, on Emirates or something, let us know, because I need some more, I need some more stuff. You'd like to know a bit more evidence.

This is going to consume, Elliot now. Oh, yeah, I can't get. over it. It's like I'm trying to find the ex-girlfriend and I'm trying to piece it all together. I just don't get it. I don't get it. And then you tell me that you haven't read any books that we're doing for Book Club. Stop reading about that. No, sorry, no, no, no. That is not

very often that I do that. You're talking, you're putting me down a bit now. I'm talking about anything. Where are you? Games. No, there's nothing wrong with a game. Oh, do you see Storm Chandra though? Where's that? It happened, babe, the other day. But it's been bad.

They put another flood warning out. Where? U.K. South. Yes. Where? Around the corner. Where?

But yeah, it was bad. There was a flood warning down south somewhere. I can't remember. Third storm. Yeah. Of this year. This year? This year.

Like my visits to A&E. In this country. We're going to have a little race. A&E and storm. Oh, don't it or no more. No, no more. No, no more. No.

case. But yeah, the third storm, that is interesting, isn't it, and rather worrying. But where are these storms? Where have you been? Here. Well, when it was windy the other night. It's not a storm, is it? Well, not for us, you knob.

I'm sorry, I drove Eliza to school. When? Yesterday morning. Yeah. And it was like the end of the world had happened. It was quite, even context. I know, but it's just rain. We're menjy here, guys.

And I am, come on. Yeah, but it was very, very heavy rain, pitch black. And you're, sorry, but you're, no, no. Horizontal wind. You're not understanding. No, sorry, horizontal rain. That's here, but three hours down south, three hours down south, people are being evacuated. That's what I'm asking, where?

It's not here, is it? Somerset, it, but it was, what? Because of the wind. Rain, wind, flood risk. It was really bad. Shit, man. Storm charge. What, who have we had?

Can you remember them? No. S.T. Sondra. No, babe, it's A-B-C. Oh, what did you say? Chandra. Oh, what you said, Tart. Tondra.

Fuck. I think she's going to say S-T-P then. That's another non-negotiable. Stip. Hey, it is. Sticky tushy pudding for anyone who's listening. Right, okay, ABC. Sorry, I thought he was on T-K.

It's not being with James. I can't remember the, um. The first two. They fly out of memory quite quickly, don't know, let's be honest. You know, like when you go to a smaller, not, I went to a, what'd you call it, a gig? Fucking speak. Well, no, I'm just trying to think, you know, obviously if you go to a concert. A gig.

Is it a gig? Yeah. Isn't a gig more like indie vibes? A band, a little. I think. What'd you call it? I would say a gig. A musical performance?

No, you're going to call it that. Anyway, go on. So I went to one. I was standing Why is it Wherever I'm fucking standing Tall a person Not just tall

I'm talking like Richard Osmond Literally But I could be I could be standing at the front Against the barrier And someone Would manage to squire on their way

Now you wonder how I feel When someone's just five Five foot four I understand I'm struggling And there were some women In high heels Which blew my brains

anyway, sorry tall people. Just stand at the back. Yeah, but why should they stand at the back? That's ridiculous. That is really rude. That's not saying I'm five foot one, so I'm going at the front. Yeah, but I think that's okay. They're going to see.

Yeah, but that's not the point. It's the experience of being closer to the artist. Yeah, so all the people at the back are like, can never get. But I wasn't at the front. No. I was more towards the back than the front. Right. Just stand behind.

And then they're going to be in front of the small venue. But they're standing then in front of the short person behind them. Just let them go in front of you. Oh, so they will end up at the back by the wall. In the toilet. When it's a small venue, you can see. It don't matter. I'm not sure.

But you are right about that. I always feel like that when I go to the theatre. As soon as I sit on that velvet red sea, some bastards in front of me in there are six foot four. And you're watching it like this. And you're literally like this, neckache. Always. And also, another thing that I find bizarre,

I get it when the music's on. you want to watch it. It's annoying. I needed a wee. I've got to go. Of course. What'd you do? Go in a cup?

Well, no. Obviously, I'm not a fucking festival. Not that she would have to do it. She was just in the wrong location. Continue. So I have to worm, squirm, people tatty. I'm sorry, I'm going to piss myself.

Neither way. Anyway, you managed to get out. Getting back in? Nah. People get such a hump. Because they think you're then pushing in. I know, but. But then, how?

How do you differentiate who's trying to get in front of you? Yeah, when you need to go to the news. But the pushing in is another thing as well. People literally just don't give up. No, but they go like, they look. They're over there. And then they just stand there. But it's great.

I fucking love it. This morning again on the tube. I can't stand it. They're just miserable. They're rushing. They're pushing past you. I'm going to. Yeah, but you're not there every morning.

I know, but why are you that stressed at 10 past 8 in the morning? Maybe people have had a stressful morning I know but that is stressful and you're obviously got to be late you've got to be running late to be that rushing while you're running late you're putting yourself under so much pressure

leave half an hour earlier does something happen with the dog or the kids are sick I don't know it just drives me bloody mad it does feel like it's that it happens like any time you're on the tube or the train in the morning there's always someone pushing shoving people are just miserable Just be a little bit earlier

and then you can glide through. There are some things you can't help. Today I was in M&S and there was a song playing and I cannot remember I've been trying to think it and I had a little sing along to it. Oh, they play tunes now.

Oh, really? Better than Azzar. I don't go to Azda. Oh, sorry. Well, no, I don't. I wouldn't know. But some really good songs and then I sort of sang a bit

and then this guy walked past probably similar age to me and he gave it a good old bit. I said, that's the spirit. It's like that's it. I was like, love it. I love it, because I love having a little sing around the shop. But it's amazing.

When you do that, how many people look at you and smile. Because they love to see that you're happy. I feel with joy. And that is mad. That's weird because I was doing that in Tesco's yesterday. And that is a new thing. What's all the music? That's new.

And as there was the first place, I noticed it. No, Tesco's in where I've been doing it? Yeah. Oh, for a while. No, I know. But that was never a thing. Well, it's nice, a bit of music. That's great.

It makes your experience better. Fucking last week in M&S. Fucking bird. Flying about. James was a bird. Bird. Bird. I'm like, what is he talking about?

Bird. Shopping. And zoo. I looked back and there was a bird flying around. I'm surprised that don't happen more often. Did you not see that thing on social media with the pigeon that goes into the shop, goes through the, what they called? Doors? What they called?

Doors. Doors. Doors. So. There's a name? Doors. No. No.

Thank you. Gets the sandwich. No. Yeah, that's not true. That's AI. It's not. And even that, everything or what, I think, is that real? Is it not real?

Well, I've noticed people have started, someone put up a photo. I don't know if it was on LinkedIn or something. Yeah, it was LinkedIn. Beautiful photo. And he put in brackets, this is not AI. Wow. Because I think, yeah. Everything.

What do you believe? Yeah, it's so true. What fucked up was. world, man. It's a shame. It is a shame that we're now having to say, this is real. Yeah, I can tell you one thing. This is real tonight.

There's no AI going on here, guys. Unfortunately not. This is fully... And I wouldn't fucking look like you. I was going to stand up and say, I'm rammeda. This is real. Oh, there you go.

There you go. On that note, it's been a cracking chat. We're going to do a couple next week. Yeah, knock out a couple. We'll have a little sleepover. I don't give all the secrets all right. Just telling all our... Just because you're trying to get your five a day.

Knock out a couple. Fucking needs to slow down tonight, girl. It's the one sexy hair. We can have a little sleepover next week. No, we're not. Some of us have fucking jobs. Are you going to sleep over? I am.

It works very well in my favour. Just make sure there's some dinner, please. Yeah, what shall I do? What should you get? All right, we'll have a think. Maybe Marie could do some whip up some like tapassie bits. Can you do some bits? Bring your bowls round.

I'm busy. I'm working. We're all busy. Yeah, but I'm working. I've got a very busy day that day. Can you believe it's still January by the way? I know. By the time this goes out. It's going to be February.

February for that. That's mad. Congratulations. We've got through it. I am just so proud of us all. Cheers. We made it. Congratulations.

getting through January. Congrats. Here's to the rest of the year in the 40s, eh? Oh, God. Are we still talking about that? Bye, bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye. 0-7-8-20-1919. Let us know what you thought of the episode

and we'll speak to you very soon. No-night. See ya.