Life with Nat - EP200: Nats nieces X Scraping the barrel mash up. Balloons, Grammy outfits and another laughing fit…

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

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How are you girls? You're all right? There you. Are you good? Yeah. I just wonder what you thought I looked like. Nice. I thought I'd make a bit of an effort after the absolute terrible shame of last week. So I thought I'd better...

Well, don't worry, everyone was on your side. They had your back, honey. No, I've actually worked a day. It's not for that reason at all. I bet you can't wait to take it off. I can't wait to get it off. I was surprised she's still going to. I've only got it on for that line.

I would have been off. I would have been in my track suit. Yeah, I mean, it's mad. She's still got jeans on. How long have you been at home? Two and a half hours. Yeah, I'm in, upstairs, jeans off, joggers on. Horrendous.

I can't wait to get my pyjamas on. Yeah, I don't mind. I often stay in jeans all evening. Yeah, it's weird. Madness. Funny, isn't it? Yeah, it's funny, isn't it? Yeah, it's fun.

I can't get on board with that. You both all right. We've had some cracking responses to our last pod. Yeah, it was some good little bits that come from. We've got some really, really, really good stuff. Guys, I've just noticed something on my little fingers, and I think this will tell me how much I play games on my phone. Oh, you're joking.

Indentation. I've got scabs. That is not from phone use. It is. It's the thing. It's from iPhone finger. Stop it. It's from sitting holding the phone with your little finger resting.

So if you don't hold it like that, then you won't have it. Hey? Like that? Oh no, thank God I'll do that. Oh, well then that's why you don't have it. But people always used to take the absolute piss out of me because I'd do this.

Zara from work, she'll be like, is that. Yeah, he's weird. There is a thing, iPhone finger. Look at my fingers, my little fingers. Look at the indentations. Hello. See you want. Hi, darling.

I've got something for you. It's going on. Because it's your 200 of everything. Oh, they're lovely. So I've got you some balloons? That is pathetic. Is that, oh, thank you though. That's lovely.

Thanks, mate. Oh, that's nice. Oh, better than my notes. Actually, we need to keep talking about Katie Price. Can we just remind us? Can we hang on to them when you've done the pod? Pardon? Well, hang on to them for a hat on.

Oh, I like the little touches. That's lovely. Happy 200. Happy 200. Cheers. I'm not a drink. Shocker. Cheers. That's a surprise.

Do you want a sip of that? No, I'm right, thanks. That's 400, though. Oh, I wish I had a pin. Oh, yeah. That's a shame. I didn't really think about that. I'll tell you what, though, 200.

Can you put that on for me? That's annoying, the noise. Isn't it? Next, I think for 300 we'll go all out and get some proper ones. 200. Thank you. Oh, my fuck. Sake.

That's better. That's better. There you go. There we go. Get a photo. The old schnoz. The butt of all jokes I am all the time. Then we take a picture.

Nice. Very good. 200 episodes, though. It's quite impressive, isn't it? 200 Eps, guys. That's mad. Nearly two years. Nearly two years.

But that's impressive when you think, oh, it's bi-weekly, isn't it? Put those balloons down. That looks crazy. Not even a black marker. Blue. I couldn't find a black. All the black ones get nicked.

Can I talk to you about the blue? That is a great... Where was your effort? I bought the fucking balloons, mate. No, that's very kind. You're welcome. Anyone that writes in blue pen. Yeah, gives me the crazy.

I really want to talk to you about that. Blue and pink, that's a nice combination. No, but why? Do you know what would have been better? Green and pink. Yeah. Oh yeah. Do you know what, actually, the other Sharpie downstairs is a green one.

Go on then, go ahead and come back. No. Like a child. Sorry. Anyway, you didn't think of that. Going to cook our dinner. We sort our dinner out. No, I'm not going anywhere.

I'm saying, isn't it? Or cook the dinner. Full up a chair, get a drink. No, I'm right, actually. No, but 200 depths. It is lovely. I do feel very, it's gone very quickly, I feel. before we know it will be into April

and it'll be our two years night out. I hope another one of them. Yeah, I'm going to book Adrian, lovely Adrian. Brilliant. Going to book a little studio. Oh, that was really good that. Yeah, I was really enjoyed that. What day does it fall on?

I believe it. Am I right and say it was going to be granddad's anniversary of his death? Do you remember? Oh, static. No, just to really cheer off. No, but it was a poignant thing, but it never happened. I was sort of really excited about it happening on that day thinking, my dad's looking over me.

And they were like, oh no, it's going to be the 25th now. So I think it was around the 25th. Let's have a look when it falls. Oh, it only goes and falls on Saturday. Just that old child is awake. Oh. Oh, James is awake. Well, that's all right.

We can swap positions now. James is awake. We're having a sleepover tonight with baby James. Enjoy. You won't be long. I will actually go then once you back. Can I drink your wine as well? Drink the wine.

Oh, excellent. So we've got a B&O on that Saturday. Excellent. BNO, I love that. Never heard of it. What's a BNO? Big Night Out. Fuck. It's like sitting with my mum and dad.

Who are I am? Hi, Uncle Mark. I've got to sit low in the seat, I was just realised. I'm replacing. That'd be rude. I just looked over there. I could see it was out of the monitor.

Very loud. James needed to go back to sleep. How are you, Mark? I'm very good. This would be a good dynamic. I know. Well, I've been... We should do this.

We've been requesting, but she's trying to keep us apart. Charming. And why is that? I'm not trying to keep you apart at all. Right. It works well if Hells, Bells is busy, actually. Okay, yeah. With a baby.

Well, easily replaceable, as we've just proven. You've got bigger boobs in there as well. I have in a moment, differently. Wow. Don't say that. He keeps going on about. I need to lose weight. I need to do this.

We've done 800 calories today. the old stepper. No, I've not. It's 500. Oh, that's still decent. No, darling, it's very squeaky. That's better. There we go.

Perfect. Blending it nicely now. Oh dear. It's uncanny. I could be Elia. That's really rude. And I don't think she'd appreciate that. Anyway, she don't listen to it.

Anyway, so fuck it. She says. Yeah, she doesn't know. She's not going to know. She will when it's a social video. It's not going to be a social video. Oh, it will be. Oh, it certainly will.

For the listener, I've shoved a couple of balloons up my top. They can see. No. We're on video now? Yeah. I ask you a question while I have got you both here. Yes. An honest one.

Go for it. What do you think about Ro Roe having some work done to her face? Again with this. No, just asking a male opinion. It's important. I don't think she needs it. Thanks for me. Honest opinion.

Correct answer. That's fine. I'm lucky I'm not then, eh? Yeah. I do mean that as well. I know. For once, I'm actually being serious. People like that they can see the video.

They do. I was a bit taken aback when our friend Camilla sent a photo of us on a very large screen on the telly. Yeah. That freaks me out a bit. It's madness now, isn't it? Well, it's very, very good and people are excited. Oh, good. And soon, you know, give it a few weeks and you can watch a few.

It's a nice change. Brilliant. I mean, personally, I do like a bit. I do like radio. I do like to listen. I know that's a bit, I know it's funny. I agree, but now it's so tempting, because it's there. Yeah.

Because it's there on Spotify. Yeah. So it's just tempting to just have your phone up. Here's a question. Go on. If you're in your car. Yes. And I know airplay's a different thing.

But if you're a bit old school and you're not got airplay and you're listening in the car on Spotify, yes. Surely the video could be playing when you're driving. Yes. But, I mean... You say that. People use YouTube all the time for music. And they're watching the videos.

The video doesn't connect to your car screen. No, but we're talking about old school. No, I've got a cradle in my car. Oh, right. So I'll drive very legally. So the phone is in the cradle, as long as it's always in the cradle. Don't touch the phone.

It's set up before I drive, and then I drive. But I believe I might be wrong. But like when you're putting it in the cradle, so you're on Spotify, it locks. Then I don't think you can see the video. Right. I think you can only see it when you're on the app. Do you know what I mean?

Fair enough. Danger. That's what I thought. I mean, you do see it. I see people all the time looking at videos on their phone. I mean, I do, yeah. Oh, my God, the amount of people I see on their phones in the car. Well, it's funny you say that, actually,

because I was driving to Harlow earlier, and I was looking behind me, and I could see a guy doing it. He was like that. But that's mad, isn't it? It's so dangerous, and people are just on their phones. The other thing, can I ask, eating. It's illegal?

I've seen someone at the traffic lights peeling a tangerine. The other day. You aggravate me. For a moment, I realised, I said that balloon shoved up my top. That's illegal. You can get arrested or pulled over. People are very brazen. But you can smoke.

Well, that's true, actually, because you are using your hands. You have a signal? Yeah, no, you, yeah. I believe it is. You've got to prove you're in control of the vehicle at any one time. Well, I'm telling you now, you're not in control of the vehicle if you've got a tangerine and you're peeling it. Certainly not.

Because your hands are used up. No, it's true. People are McDonald's. If it's soon, the cars will drive themselves. Yeah. That is true. Then what? Oh, it's so good.

You can have a drink, can't you? Don't worry about cabs. I'm so excited. The school run will be easier. Ding ding ding ding. Oh, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo. You don't have to get a cab. That's going to, Uber's are going to be...

Your car, when we've got your car, and we, I think, like, two days later, we did a really long drive to Cornwall. first trip out in it. We took it to Cornwall. No, I had to nip out to do some shopping. And as I went to do some parking in our local Tescos, actually, in Cornwall, I went to a sort of park.

It said, oh, what space do you want? What, and it did it? Hit the space. Oh, yeah, it does park itself. Oh, really. Lovely. I mean... You don't like that, though?

No, I don't use any of that. But my car, it will give me a fucking heart attack soon enough. I drive, and it goes, the whole car shakes, it goes, Berm, warning, collision. I'm like, the fuck, the car's over there. Yeah, it's like, chill out. And then it like moves me.

It's intense. It's intense. Does it do the, if you're near the middle? Yeah, it will sort of go, yeah. Now, if there are road markings that are new, and there's still... The old ones, don't you?

Yeah, you're going to the own shop. So it doesn't work, actually. It is the equivalent, like old school, of your partner going, like that. My mum does it. every second. It's like, oh my God.

How fun is it? There's a video I've seen on Instagram where it's like the bloke's driving along and the woman's like panicking. She's like sort of doing this. Is she? And then it cuts to the, it happens to be a woman.

Panicking because the car's going to hit something but it like cuts to like an empty motorway and cuts to the guy and he's just like looking. She chilled. And it cuts back to her and she's doing this. It's good. I've got a lot of,

I dislike you a lot today. Oh. She's due on. No. We are due on, but it's not that. It's because last night I sat with a glass of red wine and I listened to Jagged Little Pill the whole way through. Yeah.

While I was doing a jigsaw. Yeah. It was a great evening. What an evening. It was a beautiful evening. She sat there, drunk two bottles of wine. I'm sat on the carpet. Excuse me.

I had three glasses of red wine. I'm not having that. I've got a herbal tea and a jigsaw. And I sat on the step with my ear near the speaker and I listened to the whole of jagged little pill. and I thought, I don't like men. Yeah, and it came across. That was the first revenge album like Lily has done.

And I sort of said, it's very whiny. It's like really angry this album. It's like, it's true though. You were saying that. No, I know, but it's, yes, because men are all wankers. Okay, but let's just talk about it as a piece of music. I get it. I love it.

Sorry, it's always got the wrong audience. I'm sorry, mate. It's a great album. It's a bit of same, though. No, it isn't. Every single song is different. All right, okay. It's in my top ten.

Okay. It's a great album. It's in my top ten. We saw her, don't we? It does sound good on that system. Oh, no, we were dying. She messaged to say, I'm listening to a song,

like me and that you go way back with that album. And then we said, I said, however, it gives me a bit of PTSD. And we were saying about Lastonbury that we watched last year. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, every single time we put BBC Eye player on.

And she was there. ironic. Oh yeah. We could, everything we put on the television, the red button, the yellow button, every single channel. When you were trying to find an artist and she'd be on, you think that it's going to be back.

She was just filling every little gaps and we were just laughing. That was good though. Yeah, no, when I listened to Ironic, that's all I thought of us going, she's on again. Oh, that's funny. No, we said next time

we should get the tents out in the garden. Yeah. And do our own little. Yeah. And get a big outside screen. We can do that. We'll have barbecue. No, I mean that.

We're doing that. Shame, it's not. I'm really upset. It's not on this year. I know we got busy here. That's fine. Next year. That's fine.

That's true. you're good in that. Thank you. Seriously, it looks nice. Nice back light. What do you want? I think. It's because you hate him.

Yeah, you're in a funny mood. I'm trying to get into your good books. No, no, that I really want. But isn't it mad, though? It's mad that you can listen to or watch something or listen to music, and it can just really make you twist me up. My friend Matt at work recommended, we were talking about vinyl, and I said, oh, fancy bines some vinyl.

I said, do you know something? The other day, there was a Beatles track on the radio, and I thought, I haven't got a lot of Beatles in terms of vinyl. I know this sounds really stupid. Yeah. So like, this is going to sound. No, no, no, I think I'm going to ask, and it's got a good answer. I don't get it.

Get what? So, if you're buying a vinyl, yeah. How do you know it's an original? What is an original? That's fair enough. That's a fair question. So, I mean, I'm not an expert, but obviously you have different pressings of records.

Yeah. So you get that, they're sort of public. and whatever. So I like ELO. So I've got some original, when I say originals, it's a 1974 album. And the record was literally made

in 1974. And it's one of us. Like a reprint, you. No, but weirdly, I actually had this conversation at work last week with my friend Matt, exactly this conversation.

And so the Beatles album I've just bought, I think it was pressed like a couple of years ago. So it's like remastered. Yes. But it has actually been remastered. So they've properly remastered it. Right.

And they've slapped it back on a bit of vinyl. Right. Now, you can buy old vinyl. Yeah. But then potentially the quality of the old vinyl. Well, then it needs cleaning. Right. And then you go down another route.

Right. So it's not that deep. Does it matter? Are they worth anything? They can be. Yeah. Original presses. Well, I've got a Beatles album, which is a mono one, please, please me.

And actually, it's worth a few hundred. Quidd. There's a website you can go on called Discogs. Should we sell it and then we're just going to Spotify and listen to it? No, because it sounds so much nicer through the deck. And I've repaired my record debt now. So it's all like, I've rewired it. That's what I mean.

The remastered ones, I know they sound better, but then does it sound like just listen to it off of Spotify? No. Do you not want, no? When you are listening through those speakers and I find out, it's a different sound. Yeah. Yeah, it's a really. I mean, I've got some old ones. of my dad's.

Yeah. The trouble is as well, buying second hand vinyl pretty difficult because if you've got, like I said, the cut, this is so boring,

but the cartridge that I use. How to lower the tone of our pods, Marcus? There'll be some, yeah, exactly.

We can cut this out, am I, so right. There's some vinyl. I'm going to stop talk out. I'll stop talking then. No, I'm interested.

No. No, go on. If you're cutting it out, I won't bother. Oh, I've been talking about vinyl for a long time, Don't. I'll do that for many,

many things. Don't worry. Not just show. The cartridge doesn't, it's very, very fine. It's a really high quality cartridge. And it doesn't really damage the vinyl, doesn't really wear the vinyl,

the cartridge lasts a certain amount of time. Naturally, if you buy a cheap record deck, you're just like annihilating the record. You need a really good record player. So you sort of want to buy it. So our new vinyl that we buy now only gets played on that record player. It's going to last a lifetime.

It's fine. It just needs to be clean. I also listen to The Queen is Dead album. Oh, that's amazing. Top 10. Amazing, isn't it? Banger after banger. Fantastic, actually.

On a music night. We should have a music night, so, yeah, let's do it. So nice. The digital thing, it's like, slightly more compressed. It does sound different. Like, you can play Spotify through that sound system. It sounds amazing.

Yeah, yeah. But then if you get the same track on a bit of vinyl, because it's analogue. It's just different. It just sounds different. It is good. It's nice, isn't it? It's nice to hold, like...

Just getting an hour. It just feels like you're actually doing something. You're making an effort. Yeah. It's a bit more of a... An evening and something you enjoy together and... Yeah. And with an album, it's obviously normally been arranged in such a way

and ordered in such a way and it makes you want to listen to the album. Like last night, you literally listen to the album. How often do you do that on Spotify? Can't skip songs. You just sit there and listen to it. Yeah, no, that's interesting. That's very good.

Lovely. What else you've been up to? Well, you say that. Getting back to a little bit of that's nieces, so we've got so much to get through. Oh, I can be on a reale here now, can't I? No, she'll be back in a minute. She'll be back in a bit funnier.

Say something funny. I'm performing monkey. How do you worry about that? You can be? I'm worried about the one. Oh, good. Moving on. Talking of vinyl, we've had a message from Sam here.

Thanks for reading out my message. I worked from home and sat at my computer on my own clapping my hands when I heard it. A bit sad, really. I have a question for you and the nieces. What was the first music you were given or bought yourself? I got last Christmas and I'm your man by WAMP, given to me in my Christmas stocking on vinyl. I'm so sorry. I reckon Elias was Hansen.

Umbop. Umbop. That's my guess. Random guess. You wait, you've got to watch this one. He's mugged me right off. You don't have to come back in now. No, you can go back in now.

I'll go and do the dinner. Thank you so much, darling, Mark. Are you going to do those chicken steaks probably in about 35 to 40 minutes? I know, they're stressing me out. They're just spreaded chicken. Spreaded chicken steaks. Just breaded chicken's fine. Why steaks?

Dope. Thank you. I'll repeat this question. No, I don't want that. No, put a hat on. You've got a hat. No, it's gone. Mine went.

Boring. Oh, shows over. Right, see you later. Bye, darling. Bye. Keep shouting. I think, actually,

go in this fair room and shout out. Oh, go back a record on now. His volume of voice. Don't you, right, you'll hear it, hopefully. I'll wrap on my new, my new ELO album.

If you wake up, James, we're going to be in a lot of trouble. Come on. Good night. Slam the door. Els, you were gone, and we were talking about vinals.

Smash that, by the way. Yeah. Oh, dad, darling. How long? Oh, wasn't even long. No. So we'll talk about vinyl because I listened to a bit of music last night

and actually we've had a message here from Sam. The moral of the story was she listened to Alana's Morrista album and now she hates Mark. I just don't like any men at all. That's very unlike you. It is very unlike me, but you listen to the album and you're like, yes, Alanis, they're all bastards. Just love it.

Yeah. Anyway, Sam has said, thank you for reading out my message. I worked from home. I was sat at my computer on my own, clapping my hands when I heard it. A bit sad, really. You're not sad, Sam.

Sad Sam. No, you're not. I have a question for you in the nieces. What was your first music that you were given or bought yourself? I got last Christmas and I'm your man by Wham given to me in my Christmas stocking on vinyl. And the first single I bought myself was Cry Wolf by a heart. And the first album I bought was Heart by Heart. I used to love going to my local...

Don't talk to me about it. about our price. I was thinking of Woolworth. And traps. Our press up, Upper Street was brilliant. I used to love going to our price records and still have all my final singles. Love to you all, Sam.

Great question. Very good question. What was yours? The first one, like the first thing that springs to mind that I can remember opening and I also got a bag matching with all of their little faces

was hearsay. and I remember pulling the CD out, the booklet, and listening to it and just like singing all, because you used to have the lyrics in there. You're random, we're going to be there. I loved it. And then colourblind. And me used to do like a bridge.

And that's what I really remember that one. But I also very much remember going to Woolworth's and buying the now whatever. I do remember buying those. Now 27 was my first one. And I also used to be obsessed with Belinda Carlyle. Oh, well, yeah. With her laying.

The black album. The black album. No, that was Beverly Craven. I'll say that every time. But that's weird because that's fine. Belinda Carlyle was one of, we did, used to listen to you. Yeah, but that reminds me of your mum. Beverly Craven, you look like you're in.

I was obsessed with that. Really? Yeah. That's weird, because I did that before you was even born. All right, we've all done things I won't bone No, but it's weird Like my, yeah, my journey is

My journey No, my musical journey I remember singing Like you said with the lyric Yes Out of the CD And I used to just It was mum and dad's music

Because I was too young I must have been five or six Belinda Carlisle Beverly Craven Dina Carol Deacon Blue Elton John They're the five

That's stick in my mind then you, like with you, got me into a lot of music. But you're not answering the question. I'm getting there, I'm getting there. I've got a whole journey. Kylie Minot. Her healing journey. Yes.

I was obsessive. Kylie and Hano. How old was that? I can't remember. I can never remember my ages. Obviously, yeah, take that, spy skills. But I remember going to, I can't remember what shop it was. I'm sure it was in Harlow, cassette.

And I remember buying Janet Jackson together again. Okay. and brimful of Asher. Great song. What was the cassette that I had and I was so obsessed with it? And Dom pulled all of the stuff out of it. And we found it in the bin. He was so annoyed.

He pulled the, but I can't think what it was. Was it Gina J? Could have been. Well, I had... Gina G would have been another. Yeah, I can't it. My first recollection was, it was Christmas and I got a lovely black stereo,

two cassettes, CD player. Wow. Amazing. I think I was about nine-ish. And Tony and Sharon bought me Dangerous on Michael Jackson. That was one of the first CD albums I ever owned. Oh, yeah, we had that on CD. So I had the CD, Dangerous. And I had... I want to say, and now, again, it could have been earlier than 27, could have been 26. We had loads of that. We had loads of them. I remember mum and dad getting me and they couldn't believe it, because I was so little, but I loved it, and obviously

Nanny loved them. They bought me the Abergold. Yes, Abargold, you can't beat it. Again, my musical journey started when I used to listen to my father was Viannars and the lounge. Yeah, but we hated when Grandad used to play Frank Sinatra. I didn't. Are you joking?

No, we did when we were older, but when I was little, no, when I was little, that was all I listened to. We used to scream, turn out. But I used to sing, no, but I'm talking three or four. I really? That's all that played. Yeah, as Frames and Archer and Abba.

But then that was sort of nine, ten maybe. But that stuck with me. And then I remember my first cassettes were absolutely. Jive Bunny. Yeah. Come on, everybody. The 60s music, Jive Bunny. And Jason Donovan, which was a red cassette.

A red, I remember it being red. That's brilliant. And Kylie Minogue. Jason Kylie and Jive Bunny. With the black cat, white background. Absolutely. Yeah. Very good.

Brilliant. The now one that you remember, what songs were on that one? Now 27. You had Tori Amos, Cornflake Girl. Yeah, yeah. You had... Was that Acer bass on that one? Yeah.

I saw the sign. I saw the song. There's a lot on that. Yeah. But I play that in the car and that is my most nostalgic album. Yeah. I just do all those albums because it was such a... That's such a mix of music on there.

You've got dance on there. You've got loads of stuff. I've been Uncle Tony recommended that I listen to Greatest Hits. Of? It's just, no, the radio station, greatest hits. Yes. And I've been listening to it and it's brilliant. It's good, isn't it?

Today we had Kim Wilde. There was some really good ones. I really enjoyed it. Did you listen at Ken Bruce Time? No, I had it on, sort of on and off throughout the day. You know, I wasn't proper investing a bit of R-EM. Kate Thornton's on as well in the off-term. Oh, really? Yeah, no.

Just, for me, like, I love Magic Cell, but I just to get it. gets a bit samey. Whereas they do different, you know, album from this time X amount of years. It's really cool. It's an interesting thing, radio and radio stations. And I do think it's quite like the podcast world. There's a limited amount of time as a human being you're going to spend devoted to a certain thing. So I think it's a very big honour and it's like a personal experience to where you are going to spend your time.

Be that a radio station or a podcast. I only, like you said it, the other. a day. You said what? You listen to the radio. Yeah, I never do. I love the radio. I only listen to the radio. I'm very, I'm very much into Olivia Dean, so I'll put her on, but generally radio goes on. BBC, Radio 2 or LBC

for me at the moment. Never. Mine's LBC, greatest hits, or I'll go to like a heart naughty's just to, yeah. But I just can't stand if the song comes on that I don't like it, annoys me. New Year, I did, there's a there's an app now that has all the radio stations. It's clever, isn't it? I mean, this is how.

Tune in. Yeah. Fucking the noise very... So it's good because you can literally just flip, can't you? You can see what's playing. But it was just annoying, so I'm having to keep flipping. So I'm like, don't have that... I don't have that much hate. There's a couple of songs that I really can't stand.

I'll tell you what, if this comes on the radio, it goes off. I don't even change the channel. It has to go off. I'll put music on. What? The pod. I thought you made the pod. If that comes on, really? I like that song.

I know what you're going to say. Teen to love. If that comes on, I want to get the car and I want to smash it. No, yeah, that goes off. That and the other one. What in the fuck does that come on the radio? No, I just, but I hate it. I just hate the song so much.

I know you do. I really hate it. I just hate like, if, yeah, if a boy's own song comes out or something like that. No, but see, I love it. Like the other night, I think it was heart naughty, He's one of them, and Kelly Clarkson. Oh, no. Break away, come on.

I'm like, oh, and I just, it's such a throwback. I love it. Yeah, the other day I was driving along. It just come on, it was like, she's got it. Oh, no. She's got it. And it's something I would never listen to, but just for a minute, I just thought that's quite cute. No, that makes it feel like it.

It's the same as adverts when they use shit songs. It fucking annoys me. In fact, adverts annoy me. In fact, I cannot believe people actually go on adverts and do it. Okay. I'll tell you something, if we got on an advert, you want to calm myself down. Yeah, you won't mind? No.

What do you mean, no? It's a wigged me out. If someone said to me... I'm not dancing around being weird stuff. Oh, but come Christmas you're going to have you seen that advert. You knob. Fucking all when it suits. No, I know, but some adverts are just so corny this day and age.

I'm granddad. I mute the advert. There's a few I like, but I do mute adverts. TV adverts, they're just corny. Who's doing that? Granddad used to mute the telly as well. well. I don't like people's voices. Especially the sport.

I get it though. I do get that. And just to sort, like that fucking advert. It's the most wonderful. I don't want to hear it. On the beach. And then, no, but then at Christmas when I hear it, it acts, I don't want to hear it. Well, that's why they've done it.

It's clever. Well, no, they've ruined it. Well, it is the most wonderful time of year when you go on the holiday. Talking of the wonderful time of the year, just wondered about your thoughts on me doing a little bit of pantomime this year. Oh, no, you're not. Is that pantomime? Oh, no, she isn't.

Oh, no. She isn't. Oh, yes, she isn't. Oh, cute. Love, there's behind you. They'll be all prosthetics. I worry about the old nose. Are you going to be a witch?

Wicked Queen. Oh, very good. It would be fun. What do you mean? Why would we care if you're doing it? She is horrid. No, I don't know. Because I think Ruby and Alfie might really enjoy coming to see Auntie Nat Nat.

Yeah, perfect. Panto. Excellent, can't wait. Honestly. Well, James enjoy it then. It'll be too. Well, you might have to have a, let's be honest, end of I'll see. Yeah, yeah.

It could come for a bit and you can go outside. No, I love a little panto at Christmas. We never do it. It would be good. I remember coming to see you when you did it last time. That would be really good. Oh, I didn't come. But did you not?

Who was I? Just being rude as usual. No, I was traveling actually. No, you went that long. A gopia. No, you were. She was then para. Parra.

Getting, yeah. Catching Valeria. Valeria. Valeria? That's a song by him in Winehouse, in it? It's Valem.

No, I know. It's a true. Malaria. Valeria. Oh, I've lost my mind. Honestly. Let's have a listen to this while we all compose ourselves.

Hi, Nat, Nat's nieces. It's Hannah here from Kent. Look, I've just been listening. I'm literally, I've paused halfway through you're talking about crop tops. Fuck these cropped things. I'm a 42-year-old woman with two kids and a gut. I don't fucking want people to see my gunt as I'm walking around the place. What is with the crop tops?

And it really winds me up for kids as well. I have a 10-year-old who's going to be 11 soon and she's off to secondary school, you know, all the things. we've got to start thinking about the clothes that she's wearing because she's not going to want to be wearing the stuff that she, you know, she's starting to find her own little identity and bits and pieces like that. And she's like, can I have this? Can I have that? I'm like, no, because half of the top's missing. No, it's silly. Fuck these crop tops. I hate, you know, it gives me real rage. I hate it on adults. Can we just have, it's fucking February. It's too cold for the crop tops as well.

Fuck it all. And it's the same with coats and jackets. Can I have a full sized coat please? Or a full size jacket? Because you're charging me a full size fucking price for it. Don't wind me up. More clothes. I am a nightmare and I'm really well known in my friendship group for getting rid of stuff

all the time. I'm ruthless. I don't have that the oldest item of clothing that I'm, own now is my wedding dress and I don't even know why I've got it we got married in 2012 I've just it's just it's moved into loads of different rooms I haven't even had it dry cleaned I get rid of stuff all the time I've started shopping I was listening to what you girls were saying and it's right you do spend a little bit more to get a few like nice bits don't get me wrong I'm no designer label person if it's not from say no's or

or Tesco or something like that, we're not going down that road. I don't do Primark because it gives me rage and I will not do Zara because the only thing that fits me there is a necklace. And I'm a size 14 and all I can get that will fit me in Zara is a necklace. It's ridiculous. And even then I'm like, ah, tight, ridiculous. Oliver bonus, that's the place. Bloody love it.

I'm addicted to her. I've got real Oliver bonus like issue. but what I have noticed is I'm chucking a lot less out because I've got a few key pieces. Don't get me wrong, I'm no fucking Trinny Woodall bowling about or got Guan looking fabulous, but I'm trying my best here. But those croppedobs belong in one place and one place only.

The thing. Yeah. Anyway, thanks for the pod. Chow! I love her. She's fantastic. You need your own pod. Yeah, brilliant.

Just what a great voice and just... Really, really good. Oh, that was funny. And she is, right, about the Zara thing. I was fucked. Oliver bonus is fantastic. I love it. Yeah, I really love it.

And I do think as a 42-year-old woman with two children myself and a huge gunt, we're together. And I agree with you. I love that she said gunt. I was going to say it on the one before. And I thought, oh, is it a bit. The kid thing is interesting. Very interesting.

I don't think that children of 9, 10 and 11 should be dressing in clothes that are. suitable for say a late teen. The companies are doing this, that's the problem. Well, absolutely, but there are no... But there are no... What I would call a tween. I'm going to plug where I work.

Go on. You look, 915 range. It is good. Yeah, 915. 1915. That is a tween brand. However, their stuff are getting a bit risky. Yeah.

No, I'm not. No, I know, I know, yeah. And also I feel if you're... Some children are very athletic. Yeah, and some aren't. And some aren't, yeah. And some aren't, I know. And I feel that even at the age of 9 and 10,

these children, girls, especially, can be going into shops and seeing clothes of a certain size and shape that won't suit them, or they won't feel comfortable in. But there's not much of a... I just don't think that any child should be wearing anything where their belly's hanging out.

They're a little girl. I don't, I agree. Sorry, I find it weird. No, I agree, but then Ruby, she can... Not that I'd put her in a little belly top, but sometimes she's quite tall. Sometimes her little t-shirts or she'll have like a little tank top that can be a bit shorter. But again, what I would say to that.

She looks cute. But I would say because of her build. Yeah, she can get away with it. She's athletic. But also, I think that's different. You're not buying her crop tops. If you said Ruby's wearing a crop top on, like, when you go away. Oh, but a bikini?

Yeah, see, that weirds me out. A bikini for Ruby's age from me, I don't think he's okay. Oh, really? Shocker. Oh, really? No, I don't know, but it depends. I've never done it before, but this year I'll let her. I remember you saying it about Eliza, funnily enough.

Yeah. What's that? But when you were, I remember one year you being like, oh, really? Liza bikini. Oh, yeah, she's doing it. But also, Eliza was much older. Yeah, again, it's a weird age. But Joni will wear a bikini.

She's got little bikinis from Greece. Yeah, see, I think that's weird. But why? She's nearly 10. Yeah, but then I'm so, sorry not to contradict because I'm sure it will happen. But I think that's actually a weirder age. and Ruby. It's like when you see sometimes

little two-year-old babies in like the little cute, the little freely bikinis. I think it's very dependent actually because, sorry, with a bikini for Ruby's age or a two-year-old or three-year-old next or whatever,

they're more like little ralet tops. We're not talking about a triangle bikini, no. But why does she need to be in a bikini? Because they like a two-piece sometimes for comfort or what they do. And the thing is,

but they're out there. They are there to buy But then also they Yeah you're gonna You know if you're somewhere that's 30 degrees They should be wearing an all in one anyway Not be burning Absolutely 100%

What do you mean in an all in one Well like you know Little T-shirt No they're never gonna do that But I've got costumes But there's just a couple of little bikinis That were sweet I thought they were quite sweet

And I've never done it I've never done it And I just thought Oh I might try it But I do feel a bit weird about it But she's a little skinny little thing. I mean we all wore t-shirts

because we'd burned to smithereens. Every photo of us on holidays, kids we had a t-shirt on. I remember having bikinis. Yeah, I'm not... But again, in between the bikinis, it's like a little tank top. Yeah, isn't it?

It's not like a... And I think there is that age, like you say that, tween age where... But this tween thing... Yeah. Oh, I've got a tween age. I know you haven't. You haven't?

You've got a 12-year-old. year old. They're not a teenager yet. Why are you wishing your kids to be tweens? Again, it's all social media. It is. And it's all the industries. It's all whipped up in a frenzy.

The industry is making these clothes that are adults are wearing trend items for young kids. Everyone wants to, their kids to dress like them. Yeah. Yes. But it's a bit like, I know, L. You say it, but it's the same as buying kids, babies, designers, you know what I mean?

It's all the same thing. No, no, no, it's not. No, it's not. Because I'm talking about for me a little girl, show it, I just would be, I don't know, you don't know who's around, who can, you're on a holiday, I don't. Yeah, no, I don't like, I just find it weird. No, I don't agree, I think it's weird. We've all got opinions. I don't know, I don't, I just think it's a bit.

But what's weird? What's, I don't know. We don't know who's looking at them. We can't sexualise everything. I've been on holiday and there's little girls just in their little knickers with no tops on. Absolutely. I don't think that goes on anymore. But what I'm saying.

It does. But what I'm saying is that should be innocent. Oh, I know. What we're saying is there is a worry. I know. I'm not saying you're on a random beach in the middle of the night, like, do you know what I mean? It could be anywhere. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. But if you're in an all-inclusive family, you'd think that... No. Are relevant. No, I'm talking about you never know people. No, you don't know. I would say what a shame. That is such a shame.

It is a shame that you think. Yeah, that's how I think. Yeah, I get it. I do. I think, really. Yeah. Changing the subject. Bradley Cooper.

who we were talking about last time. Michelle said, has had his eyelids cut back. No, I know. Well, I know. That can't just be it. His cheeks and his nose. The cheeks. I mean, I've actually been staring at him quite a lot this week.

I haven't. I think he's had quite a lot. I haven't. I would have stared at him if he looked how he used to look. Don't you think? No, it's fascinating. He's had a facelift, 100%. Oh, talking of having work done.

Go for it. Can we see Kate Price? We've been, watched her story at all. No, because you're obsessed and we're not. filler in her bum. Oh, okay. What does that mean? Just really for her honeymoon with the new husband that they're going on.

I'm so confused. Her bum is really quite large and plump. That can't just be filler. Oh, but she did. She put it on, but it's massive. It can't be with just filler. How much fucking filler are they using? She already had some.

She's had a top up, bit more, bit more, bit more. We've got a message here. I can't believe it. From Cheryl. Come on, Cheryl. Give me the good stuff. Hi, just listening to your Nats and niece's pod and heard you speaking about Katie Pryor. She has a podcast with her sister.

And last week there was not an episode. Ah. Her sister has come out on our own Instagram page saying last week was a crazy one. I'm back this week. So hopefully we'll find out what's been said is true or not as they have a part of the pod, which is about news on Katie and whether stories are false or true. Jesus Christ. So we'll listen to this week's and see what she says.

Love all your book. podcast and being a listener since day one. These help me on the days when my mental health is not great and I feel like listening to friends and family. Keep up the good work and sending love to Natalie and the rest of the family. Thank you, Cheryl. Well, there you go. I'll have to listen.

No, our lovely girl that we met in Clapham. Giel. Gille. Gile. Good, Gile. Sam. Is that her name? Samantha. Alice. What? Sam. What? I don't know.

I keep so fucking nice at me. Hello, my love. Who are? Are friends? Samantha. Oh, not Prostoleon. Oh, who? Oh, God.

The other one, the one that came on her own. Yes, the children said she's having a good life, but then they were proud of her. Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I've forgotten your name, beautiful. Sorry, girl. Girl again. Message to say. So like your brother. You saw her in B&M.

You did. I've sent you. What's going on? Our lovely friend. What, you saw her? Sorry, what in the margin of you. This guy is happening here. Please.

Very good. Very quick. I'll have to call you Mel. What in the Marvin game. Don't say her name. Just give me a letter. Oh, you not are annoying. My back's for fear.

Sorry. While you're finding that, Maria, I've got to read this out. Oh, got it. Oh, sorry. Give me a letter. R. R. R.

Sorry, I'm used to being with a key. I know. Becker. Doing the books, doing the old phone. Rosie. Rosie? Oh, fine. Married to Jim or?

No. Lee? Rosie Lee. Cup of two. Oh, thanks, Nat. Okay, now. Should I play it? Yes.

Hello, girls. It's Rose. We met at the Clapham Grand. I'm just listening to your Nat's Neces episode and you were saying about Katie Price earlier. And obviously, I wouldn't mention the air. that she lives in for privacy reasons. But I just wanted to let you know

because I know what it's like when you get a bee in your bonnet about something and you just want to know. You just want to know the whole story. So, last Sunday, I went to the range in Horsham, which is where I live. And she was just in the...

Sorry, Rose. Hang on. Sorry, Rose. I'm crazy. I literally went... I love it. I love it Can I say something though I don't know what I'm laughing at

What you're laughing? Because she too made me a laugh But I'm like Why is horse and fun Did you think she was going to say horseshit You made me laughing and then off of I don't actually know what I feel She's like nervous laughing

Why was you laughing at? The range Tripped I had to tell you because I thought I'm falsely laughing I am laughing because it's funny I felt really forced I don't care

Oh Okay Could you tell me why you're laughing Because of the machine She's sick I'm not going to say scopes I don't want to sit in a whole show So Katie Price lives in

Got it I'm like you know I wouldn't want to You know She's gone Very good I literally looked at that and went And then she just started creasing out

She was going to say horseshit or something Sorry Because we're so mature So you were in horseshop Oh let's go We're good The animal food aisle Just buying cat food

It was really quiet Sunday afternoon On her own Totally on her own It's a bit worried about her actually because she looked ever so skinny, not like worryingy skinny. And then I was only in TK.K. Max last, on Friday just gone. And she was in there, T.K. Max in the afternoon, Friday afternoon. And, yeah, she was bundled of candles and blankets.

So she's not in Dubai. So I do think it's a publicity stunt. But I just thought you would love that little nugget, because if you're anything like me, I like to know with these things. I like to work it all out. Anyway, lots of love. I'm coming to Brighton on Saturday. Lovely, Rosie.

So, very much looking forward to it. Rose. You said Rosie. Right, what I'm going to say about Rose? Where are you? Why you're not at work? You're in the rain. You're over here.

You're going to TK. Max. She's busy. That was on 1.5 speed. Okay, dokey. She's quite a little slow talker over there. Oh, I love that. She's coming in Brighton. Rose, Rosie.

I hope you don't mind that we played that. your discretionary is on point. She's fighting. She's seeing her everywhere. She's seen her on blankets. Keep her face. Yeah, something's a miss. Do you know what?

I just hope, I genuinely mean it. As a human being, as a woman, woman to woman here, because I'm all about the womanhood tonight. I hope that she's all right. I hope she's happy. I hope her children are okay. Hope her family.

Units okay. It's a worry in it when everyone's talking about No, of course, but you're doing, you are, I'm sorry, you've done it to yourself. I know, but I don't know. You were just with someone else and now you're engaged and married in a week. I only hear what I'm telling you. No, the truth. They're getting married in a week is wild.

But that's what I'm saying. I'm sorry, you're asking for it. As is what they are not only fans. I need to watch the program. Oh, we need to, yeah. No, we need a full, I told you that. Go for it. Go for it.

I heard. Go go, shoot. Lily Allen. has earned more on feet pictures than her music career. Wow. That will change now. I saw her with her foot with a dairy lease slice, going over it with a dairy lease slice.

I'm sorry. I haven't got any time for it. I'm really sorry. Nah. It's crazy. It's crazy. I might do it. I reckon they'd go wild for our feet.

Oh, they're disgusting. Yeah, you'd be in that... We'd be in the... The freak show. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we could do like a twin I'm all right

Furt is your foot I'd rather sell my house I'll say it again and live in a very very small house and live a very simple life before I do that you heard it here first people Faworthy this time next year Plastic cheese slices

sliding over your toes There's nothing wrong with little mugger cheese That's what? Little bag of cheese Mugger cheese I'd get like the dairy leaf Triangles and that squidger

I would you? Oh, what about getting me... And then I'll lick it off. You know the Derbyley Dunkers? You could put a dunker stick between each toe. And then... And then you could use it to sort of... Hang on.

Do you know what I'm going to do? Oh! No! For free! She can't get her leg up because she's got cheap on. All right. Put that foot down, Natalie. Natalie, put that foot down.

Like that. And then you'd have the dunker. Put that foot down. But that's the one that's got that hard bit of skin. Oh my God. And that was for free. 30 gram I could have got from that

Talking of people, feet, body parts What have you Hit me Can we talk about Mark Oh sorry We talk about That's where we were going

No I'd like to talk about Chapel Rhone Oh At the Grammys I was going to say I sent that I was going to say Let's talk about the Grammys

Yes And then I feel like We could call this segment Of the pod Oh my God My legs really shaking Nats Nats

Nets and Nats' nieces know nothing about anything She just genuinely thinks That's a title of What That's a piece of the show Nat I'm going to say it back to you

You're listening to a pod you like Yeah This section is Nat and Nats' nieces Know nothing about anything Switch it off That's what I do. That's nice.

No, nothing about anything. So why did you say nothing about nothing? If you listened to the pod, I know you was on it. Oh, no. Well, she won't that one? She wasn't on that one. I think. And people say nothing.

No, no. Yeah, anyway, the Grammys. I'm not saying that. I like it. That could stick. I'm not saying that we know anything about anything. However. No, I'm joking.

I'm just saying we spoke about the BAFTA's. Of course. And we're going to speak about the Grammys. We haven't got a fucking clue. Bad buddy. I will. He's done it for the Latino. Can I ask you.

Who bad bunny is? Never heard him. Never heard in my whole life. She's down with kids, aren't she? Why you're doing that? Why you're breathing like that. If you're winning like that, everyone should know who you are. Everyone does know him. No. Two out of three. I know, but you don't really.

You don't really. Bad bunny. You don't really. No, I'm all right, thanks. I think I know music. Well, you obviously don't because you don't know who bad bunny is. Right, we're putting a poll out. Fuck this shit.

I'm sick of it. Is there to be a poll on? No, I'm sure. No, no, no. Who knows? Generation thing. But no, he's very big. Generation?

You're nearly 40. I know, but I'm into music. She's down with a kid, didn't she? Okay, well, that's your problem. It's not my problem. It's just right. I introduce you to Afro beats. And what?

Okay. Yeah. So I know my shit. I know you know what you like. Can we go back to sisterly love and all that? Fucking else. I don't know what you want me to say. He won a grimy.

Yes. But what I'm saying is... He's a rapper. Three, you know, with 30 to 40 and pushing on a little bit. You didn't see him in the Calvin Klein advert last year? No, no. I don't know what to say then. That's what I'm saying, but that's popular culture.

Popular culture I'm not very good at, you're right. Definitely not. I don't keep up really. No. It's a Katie Price around. But anyway, Chapel Rome. Chapel Rome. I just wanted to talk about her outfit.

Well, I didn't know who that was. Kat Ups says, have you seen her? And then she said she's, well, D pony club. Fair do. So, it's bad you didn't know she was. I'm joking. I'm going to fucking leave in a minute. No, I want to talk about it because...

It's a take on Gaultier. I don't give a shit. Tieri Moldia. Sorry, thank you. Wow. Oh, fashion. It is. Is it?

Only because I read it today. Oh, is it not Gaultier? Well, again, it could be Gaultier piece, but I think it's Terry. No, it's not. No, I'm saying that's not Gaultier. but it was from the inspiration. I think it was Terry Moly

only because I read it today I'm no expert whatsoever however listen there's a lot of people saying she's a woman we shouldn't be calling her non-classy

you can do what you want you can express yourself do you know what she does look great I'm not saying she doesn't look great but what's the need to go out like that that's my I don't understand

it's fashion no I think the Grammy is everyone's like, what can I do to be the most meant, just creative, Zill. No, there's nothing creative about that. But it is because it's fashion. No, I've never seen anyone out wearing that. I never knew the Grammys were so out there in terms of what to wear. Have they always been that way?

I always thought it was, I thought it was a Metball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where there's a theme and then, yeah, they go all. So what was the, who was the person that we got a picture of? in the, was it kind of a plastic rubber? Yeah, I mean, outfit. Was it Heidi, was it was? Is that Seals wife? Yeah, they're still together?

I'm not sure, sorry. Not up with the old popular culture. No, sorry, just going back to Chapel Rose. Lovely. If you catch that. And it's on her nipple piercing. Someone said they was, is it prosthetics? But I don't think it is.

No, it's attached to her nipple piercing. No, I know that. So what do you mean prosthetic? Is it like a fake boob piercing thing? Doesn't look like it is, no. But if she were to stand on her dress later after a couple of savvy bees... Can you imagine ripping them out? She ain't drinking savvy bee, is she?

I reckon she loves a savvy bee. Little shampas. Well, I'm just actually surprised that she is allowed to go like that. Why? What do you mean? Well, she's got all her breasts out. Sorry? Well, people wear...

I didn't think you were allowed. Oh, people can wear something to see-through things. Yeah, true. I just think it's a very... It's a friend of... What's happened to you today? Who are you today? No, I think...

I'm me. Oh, I don't know. I'm just quite, what's the word? No, I just don't, listen. Conservative. All I am saying. No, I would always, I think these things are ridiculous. I mean, you've got to be confident.

She looks amazing. Very confident. I just don't again know why. She would not look like. Olivia Dean, she looked beautiful. She had a beautiful dress on. She looked classy. I'm just saying, I don't understand.

I just don't think, I think, I think, beautiful without having to, what are you doing? I just think that dress would look beautiful. Would look beautiful. Let me see again. I'm just saying if that had straps and it was here, it would look beautiful. But it isn't beautiful. The outfit is Mugler.

It is Mugler. But I don't, it's not what I, it's not the inspiration. She isn't, she doesn't look. To me, that is not beautiful. What is it? That's not a dress. There's no beauty in the dress. You're not saying, I'll look at how the sleep, I don't get it.

I think she's, it's good. Fair do. No, I don't, I would never look at that. Boob's out or no, but it doesn't look beautiful. But then again, as your sister said, If you're thinking about creatives and art and fashion, art is another thing. There are so many paintings.

I don't like, but you will love. And that's the thing of it, isn't it? And all the nakedness in art. Yeah. It's just, but yeah, no, I know, look, I know, look, it depends what you like. For me, Olivia Dean, yeah, lovely, young girl, to me, I didn't love the outfit.

Did you not? Oh, I think she looked really cute, yeah. No, boring. Really? So what would you have wanted her in? I don't know. I just think all these clothes in the way. I mean, to be fair, a lot of them,

it's a bit, I always feel like we say that every year about what everyone's wearing at all these awards. I know, but I'm just obsessed with Lily Allen at the moment because I just think she looks incredible. You love her, don't you? I just think she looks. Looking forward to me, that mighty hoopla. I can't why, I'm so great.

I hope we say hello. Yeah. Do you think she'll say low? Yeah. She'll be a right old. No. Don't know, dear. Nah.

Hopefully she'll say hello. She's down to her. I'm fine. She can say hello or not say hello. I don't care if she doesn't say hello to me, to be honest. Well, I hope that she's kind like us and says hello. It'd be nice, isn't it? I'd feel like if I was with Lily, I'd want a fag.

Yeah, I'm not that bad. I'd like to have a cigarette. I won't because I'd be sick. But I'd feel like I'd want to stand with him and I'd have a fag. But yeah, no, yeah, interesting. It is all. I mean, it's the same, isn't it? Harry Stahl's.

He was wearing a blazer, but that was shown in a woman's show. Yes. That was a woman's blazer. But he had a kilt on as well, didn't it? No, that was a guy. No, I saw that. No, that was AI. He had it with jeans and ballet.

Oh, fine. But again, everyone was like, oh, I can see it. Oh, skirt, skirt. It was like, it's no difference to a Scottish man wearing a kilt. There's a problem. But loads of men wear skirts now. It's just high fashion, isn't it? It's not your every day.

You're going here. You're going to a big event. It's high fashion. Not going T. K.K. Max in Horsham. That's for sure, are you? Hey? Oh, I love it. Getting your candles.

us in your blankets. I mean, we have gone from one extreme and they are. There you go, and that's why this pod's fantastic. You've got a little bit of everything. Although just the plastic sort of suit. Yeah, she couldn't walk.

But that's what I mean. What are you doing? What extremes are you going to to be the one that you're spoken about? Okay, Lady Gaga, when she turned up coming in meat. Weird, fucking weird. I don't get it. Go and get an ice dress.

I'll tell you what, that rubber suit though. I bet she'd go home. I bet she stank. Just not Probably like sore How are you sitting down?

Yeah but you see what she goes through with the old prosthetics at Halloween She goes to town didn't she Don't you go Do you live under a rock

I don't know I don't know That Heidi Clem does prosthetics At Halloween No I don't know You didn't see her as Jessica Rabbit

No No Oh guys Sorry guys You're in the wrong crowd I don't look at any of that stuff I would never

No she just stonks your price. Yeah, I'm me. No, that was a flag to my attention. You've got an alert, actually. She might be around the corner. She's got a tracker on her. I don't.

I get like done. No, but I'm saying I don't read that. I don't look at that stuff. What, you don't see it on Instagram? No, my feed, no. Never. It's the algor, guys. It's the algorithm.

My algorithm is, yeah, not anything like that. It's good, isn't it? Interesting. That's why we all got a little something to give. 0-7-8-28-20-19-19 Send in your comments Send in your voice notes I hope you enjoyed the 200th episode

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