Life with Nat - EP227: Nat's Nieces #51 - DAVID ATTENBOROUGH - NO! IT’S SIR DAVID!!!!

Episode Date: May 17, 2026

Nat gets a wonderful birthday surprise from her nieces, there’s lasagne and name shortening messages from the listeners. The gals discuss lots of telly including the BAFTAs and a lot more. As usual. Get in touch with Nat, buy tickets for upcoming live shows and find the family on Instagram: https://lifewithnatpod.komi.io/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Right, I'm in the pod room and I'm going to see what the girls say about me having two flats that I won't go. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Woo!

You got tight things on your wrists now. Thanks, girl. Oh, is the champagne? What champagne? What, champagne? What, would you mind getting us three glasses, please? Yep. Thank you.

Sorry. You're not going to see that. It needs to be low. Low, low, low. So not on your wrists? No. Well, I'm not. Here?

Right, leave that to Mark. Well, this episode is going out on the Monday after my birthday, but I'm being truly spoiled. Got to be celebrated, babes. You didn't really want to mention it. Not really. It's the night before your birthday. Not the night before Christmas, mate.

It's a night before you're right. Oh. Put your badge on. This is very kind. We thought we'd do your presents today. Oh, did you? Yeah. That's really lovely.

It's really spoiled. Oh, that's lovely. Can't really see you there. No, I'll move the bag. Thanks, darling. Mark, just pick that up for a lot. I'm sorry. Mark, sorry, three little glasses would be standing in.

Is that coming right? That's the odd capage looking on the screen. Lovely. My head. Yeah, lovely. We can't really see your eyes. Perfect. Look into my eyes.

How are we all? You've got plaits. Bipi long stoggings. Flucking plats. I mean that, that is an it. We did it. On holiday. What did I say would happen?

I've done it on purpose. I put them in. I was like, who's she talking to? I put them in. And I said, I did a little video. And I said, I'm going to put these in to see what the girls say. Oh, well, thank you. Oh.

Perfect. Very fitting. Lovely. Thank you. You can't make very fitting. No, you'll see. Do you want a free bent-toss? Oh, lovely, thanks.

No, we're doing the taste test another time. What we got? Chicken and mushroom, steak and gravy. Oh, like mince. See later. Too much. Bye. Thanks, darling.

Yeah, we did do it. But I think on holiday French plat, French plat is different, but too little... I think they look cute. I feel for a woman of a certain age, two plats is icky. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to go for that. If you worked on a farm, I'll be like, that's okay. Yeah.

I was going to say a hoey, but that's a pirate. Yeah, no, I'm not sure. But yeah, I did it. It doesn't suit you, though. Thank you. But it's weird. I mean, if it suits me, bang him for the hairstyles, because I can do this one.

Yeah, and on the holiday, yeah, you can just do that. Can I? Brilliant. But, yeah, it is childlike. Oh, well, there you go. 43. Make yourself look younger. Why not?

Why not? Why not? you're worried about being 40 soon Oh, you're 43 It's Climbing towards 45 Do you know what I mean? I don't think it really matters guys

It doesn't matter It doesn't matter whatsoever What am I doing Am I opening a present? Open up with the bottle So we can have a little beverageini I've got to pick a Liza up tonight So I can only have one

Okay I'm sure you won't You might not want more than one to be fair Okay It's quite a few little Oh, blind me Okay, hurry up So I ain't got all day

Sorry, also my best friend in Australia sent me these Pitching for us Brilliant Who? Sophie What, she sent them Well, I don't know if she got someone

To do it on Amazon Oh, bless her So we've got on girls Oh, thanks so I'm taking some of them home So There you go Oh, lovely

Thank you Dom is going to love those I mean, they've shrunk They have shrunk They've got smaller Wow. What a day. Barqueu crisps.

Fantastic. Oh, fuck on. Now you can clean the fridge of it. And have a little bit of a little toast. We are. We're going to have for this. Mark bringing champagne glasses up. You said free,

I think he might have thought we'd bought champagne. Okay. Not today. Lovely. Is that what you're doing? I've got to try it. It looks less. Blue?

No. You do it. You take it over there. It's very heavy. Oh, I feel all discombobulated. I had everything ready. Yeah, I know, and we've had a real good plan. And it's gone out the window.

Oh. All right. Cheers. Cheers. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to me. Wicked. Thank you very much.

Thank you. Wicked. Absolutely cracking that. It's all right. It's not as sweet as I remember. It's sweet, but you don't get... It's not that bad. I was expecting a lot worse.

Only 3.4%? Eliza will be all over that later. Lovely. We can drink it. It's like juice. I got my juice. It's done in. Then what am I doing?

I'll just go for it. Go for it. Che. Yeah. I like to open things up. Just open them. I mean, if that's something to go by. Lovely.

Lovely. One of Maria's cheese. Bakes could have been from Marxist, but I'll let it go. I don't have, there's no Marxism where. So if that would like to come to us. Where? Thank you very much. This was a little last minute.

Last minute shenanigans. Fantastic. Absolutely beautiful. I do love those. Thank God. Great. Thank you. Fantastic.

Uncle Tony's favourite. Perfect. Lovely. Mark! Oh, fantastic, the old Vionetta. 1,000, £1.75. Is that how much it was? 2 pound, full price.

Brilliant. Might need to get that in the freezer. It's basically like the perfect night in this bag. For the pod. What do you mean for the pod? For you. What, pod things, isn't it? Yeah, but you like, isn't it?

Oh, actually unbelievable. Do you know how much I love a dryer sheet? Have you ever used them? I have loved a tumble dryer sheet. although I'd need 50,000 packets for the amount of washing that I'm getting through at the moment. And I did think that, but... Lovely, cracking, beautiful.

Oh, what's this? So we don't spoil you. This feels good. Oh. The old minced beef and onion. Very good. We've got the trio now for the taste test. 3 pound 85?

No, 3 pound 8p. More expensive than I thought anyway. I mean, it's a whole pie. You can get a fresh one for a fiver. And I thought this would be like a pound or something. Same. Well, I'm going to shotgun the mints beef and onion. Can I also say to you, I'm going to try the chicken,

but can I just say, well, we're all going to be, we're all going to be trying all of them. But I've had about seven or eight messages from people to say the tins afterwards are unbelievable for Yorkshire puddings. Oh. Keep the tin like that. A lovely size. If you had four of them,

You could do one each as a family having dinner. And then put your roast in it. Banging. You've done that? Nah. Roasting Yorkshire? I like mine dry. I'm not a gravy person.

And they did also. Or an individual toad in a hole. Oh, beautiful. Or like a chop in the hole. Yeah, lovely. Chop in the hole. What is that called? Oh.

It's got a name. It has got a name. They also did Freibrentos meatballs in a team. Oh. Alice. My favourite book? My favourite Disney film as well. So I got that in a charity shop.

Isabel Hospice? Oh yes, yes. Have you been up there? No, is it cracking? No, in the upstairs, it's a whole book area. No way. I've got the kids a load of books. They're like a pound.

It's amazing. I love it. It's great. Anyone in where. And the books are in perfect nick. But also, that's really good to know. Because I'm ready now. I've got quite a few books, as you know.

but I could go there and give some in. Exactly. So it's nice to know. Yeah. Excellent. They had some really old books. My God, here. I am being truly spoiled.

I mean, that's what you want to call it. I love a custard cream. Don't really eat biscuits at the moment though. I know. I'm expanding at quite a large rate. But also, I've been really good. Oh, I haven't. No, I've been really watching what I'm eating,

and I've been walking a lot, and nothing is going on. Still drinking quite like those. It's probably right. That mine's, I could just look at that biscuit and put on. Imagine if this is the level of gifting we did from... Don't be my goodness. No, but that's what I'm saying. I'm saying it would be so much easier.

How lovely is that? I am happy. Excellent. I've returned the other bits. And for a joke present, we've done our beans. Unbelievable. I need it. I need it.

It's really good. It's fantastic. It's changed my life. Oh, you've got it? Have you tried it? Have I tried it? Oh. And we've also bought it.

an attachment for it to go up your nose because of my non- just like a bigger one. Fantastic. No, you've got one for each nostril. Oh, yeah, fantastic. Oh, yeah, no, I do. I'm pleased you've bought me the light, Mayo.

Oh, well, you don't have light? I do buy light, but I mean, as a gift, you'd have to go full fat, wouldn't you? Oh, but no, this would be... You're watching your weight? This would be smashed down. This would be smashed down. And you eat it with everything.

The light is... Probably worse than the full fat. Oh yeah, because of oil and palm shit. I always buy light. No, never. You should never ever buy anything light. Yeah, whack that on your lazagny. Yeah.

I love a shower gel. Oh, is that to watch my feet? Fantastic. To shower because you're soapy. And it's like her, what is it? What is it? What is it called? See, it's that hooter size of it.

Cool. Feel renewed. Yeah, that was it because she's old. Wack that up. If you know what I mean. Oh. Oh, what is it? Should be guessing really, shouldn't I?

It's a tin. I'm sorry. So I am right that they go together. No, they're just brancston beans. They go together. I thought it was peels with the pickle flavour. No, I'm saying that's the brand that apparently is. I thought it was that?

No, they're just, let me see. Well, they're just beans. Oh, what, they just do beans? Oh, I didn't know that. You've done your beans. In a rich, thick, tomatoy sauce. But these are meant to be better than Heinz. that was the discussion we had.

Okay, lovely. So give them a go. Oh, Hines or Branstons, if you want to give us a lifetime supply of beans. What are we got? Oh, that's lovely. For that DVD play. I have got a DVD player downstairs in the lounge. The old bow wrap.

The old bow rat. It's a cracking film. It's a great film. Oh, that's funny. It surpass yourself. Absolutely. And that was only a pound and all. Happy days.

I've got that in the chazza. And I've got a load of DVDs to give them as well. This is to chill your beans when you're driving. A little bean? It's got a bean talk, can't there? I bet that is. I hope there's nothing going to flick my bean. That is so weird.

Because I walk past the batteries and I thought, should I get batteries? So then when she opens up, I can say that's for your... Oh, fuck's sake. Oh, lovely. And then... That's actually a real present. Thank you.

That's actually your real present that we've just... Yeah, we skipped. So you'll be one list present on Sunday. I think I'm filled with joy in presents. Thank you. Beautiful. A lovely moon book. Thank you so much.

Yes. We struggled to... There's a lot of... Yeah, it's perfect. Simple, the lunar year. Very small. Yeah, it's perfect. Thank you so much.

Both of you. I feel very spoiled. I love that she genuinely likes it as well. I love it. That, I'll have to be honest. That makes me feel sick. That is going to feel sick. That's going to feel sick.

You know where it could go, though? Just in the bottom of the bin. Just freshenes the bin up. Stunning. What would you prefer, blueberry? No, all of them are disgusting. It's just, yeah, like, yeah. Awful.

I've got you red for Arsenal. Oh, thank you. Fucking red for a rind. That we're missing because we're at the Mighty Hoopla. Champions League Final. Oh, you haven't watched one. game, won't worry about it. I've been watching these because I'm a bit of a glory hunter.

Yeah. Started watching again, ever watch it. I'm sure it will be on at the Mighty Hoopla. Yeah, maybe. Pass us that WKD over. Oh, that's a rank. Oh, it's lovely that. Look a little cherry-ed.

Look at the balloons, the colours as well. They're fantastic. Perfect. Brilliant. Lovely. There we go. Make sure that's out the way. Well, tomorrow's going to be an anti-climax.

I feel like it's been and gone and everyone's going to be so confused because we were talking about it at Thursday, the weekend's been, and now it's my birthday again. It's elongates it for the pod though. It's quite nice, doesn't it? Stretching things out a bit. Fantastic. What are you doing for your birthday?

I think we might pop over the road for a meal. Might pop to the local, meet a couple of friends for a quick hour, quick drink. Hopefully going for a nice walk were you tomorrow, with James in the Pram. If it doesn't rain all day, as it says it's going to. Pop to Hartford. Just a nice quiet day.

Lovely. It'll be lovely. So, Shall we get on to the pod? Yeah, and I think we need to discuss that we're living in a world full of weirdos. There we go. Ten seconds in, and we've got a revelation.

It did bring me on to my favourite quote. So you know yours is... What people think of you is none of your business. Mine is everybody, somebody else is weirdo. It's true, isn't it? That is true. I like that. That's good.

Anyway, everyone's weird, Elle. Everyone loves mayo and lasagna It's fucked We are outnumbered Salad cream Well I've got it all here Do you want me to go through it

Oh is that part of the pod Perfect So you haven't read it I haven't read any I've been working guys She is mental I can't believe it That's poor Maria

I have a job Okay I am a job You're getting the amp That we haven't got a plan We've got a look to it We've worked hard today To please you

Come and hit me, let's go. Right, so on to the lasagna chat. Toria cuts, I want to suggest the origin of this because I have to have coleslaw, not cold sore mark, with my lasagna. And I specifically must have chunky chips and salad too. So if I had no coleslaw, I guess I might be tempted to go to mayo, but it's never happened because I've got to have coleslaw, and I make 100% that I have it.

Mad. So there's coleslaw, law. But again, hundreds of people have said they agree. Chips and lasagna. Yeah, and a salad. I get the salad.

There's your salad. I get the coleslaw. If you're having lasagna salad and a bit of coleslaw, I'm not offended by that. But when are you having that? Well, if you're doing hosting, you might have a salad out,

you might have some bread, some coleslaw, some olive, you know. But chips and carbon is... Yeah, but that's like how the calf would serve it. I mean, who's lasagna in a calf? Lots of people are having that.

Oh, I know, I know. Lots. Lazzania and chips. Curry in a calf. People love that shit. Well, I want to know about those cafes, and I am going off piece to tad. But there are some cafes that have everything on the menu.

Where is that in the same? But where is it coming from? Costco or something. Is it? Is it? Yeah, something made, is it? Yeah, would just be frozen in sort of individual portions. Salad cream.

I love salad cream, but not on lasagna, guys. But then we like, salad cream with salmon. Oh yeah, lovely. People might say that's weird. That is weird. Salmon fillet with salad cream. I like, in Tesco, they do a Moroccan cus.

Ugh. And I like that. With fruit. Like it's fruity. I love my Moroccan cus in Marxist. One of my favourite things. And I have it with hummus. Yeah, that makes sense.

But no, I have it with, I like, the salmon that's cooked with like the chili infused. Yeah, and I put that with it and then salad cream and Moroccan fruity chiscus. And I'm the fucking weird one. So I like a bit of salad cream with my lasagna. A bit of salad on the side. Yeah. And also, if I'm preparing a bolognese, got a whack a bit and a bit of bread while I'm waiting for everybody's going from work and school and stuff.

There you go? Yeah, that's outstanding. That is good. Very, very good. but yeah definitely outnumbered there I've got two messages out of hundreds that grew up mad

madness I'm not as mad as you think I am hi now I hope you well just listening to the latest episode of the podcast where you were talking about somebody who couldn't eat spaghetti without bread

well my sister used to put her lasagna in a sandwich and then add ketchup to it so it was a lasagna sandwich. Not for me, thanks. I hope you have a great birthday. We actually share the same birthday. So I wish you a happy birthday. Lots of love. Sarah. Take care. Happy birthday, Sarah. My birthday twin, but your sister, that is wild. Hed-up. What, in a sandwich? Lazzania in a sandwich? No. Jove what is banging though. Go on. Melanzani in like a crusty.

Yeah, but I get that. There's no... Yeah, no. And then ketchup. Disgrateful. But what I will say, just to be slightly controversial, when I have chicken... Chaka. When I have chicken milanese.

Yes. So chicken in breadcrumbs with spaghetti on the side in red sauce. You'll have mayoes. Yeah. I cannot eat it unless I have lemon to go on the chicken, which I think is quite usual, and mayonnaise. And I want to get a bit of the chicken and a bit of the spaghetti and a bit of the mayo all on one fork.

Yeah, I would never, ever, I will eat my pasta and then I have my chicken and my mayonnaise with a bit of salad. No, see, I like it all together. So it's similar, but it's there for the chicken. I have been reading Stanley Tootche's autobiography. It's old, your mum recommended it actually, taste. Yes, I remember my mum reading it. And it has given me such, it's so good.

It's so good. And when we restart our book club and stuff, because let me just say at this point, we've got a lot going on. I think it's important. I know I've spoke loads about it on Thursday with Mark, so I won't bang on too much, but in case you haven't heard,

we've changed company. We've now got a Comey, which is kind of a link tree, which is on TikTok and now Instagram. It links all of the family handles. You can email as well as the WhatsApp number. It's just growing and building and everything is a little bit needed.

and it's really, really exciting. Trying to be professional and all that. Just having a bash. Just having a bash. Where was that going? Book Club. As I say, Book Club, please don't think I've forgotten about it.

We are going to go back to it, but just in a different form and always going to be well. Two more days and I'm back in the game. Oh, how are you fantastic? Try today. No good. But yeah, the Stanley Tucci,

I think we're going to have to do it because I feel like I might just pause and wait. It's heartwarming. What is it? It's his obsession of food. And we know he's an actor and he's fantastic. But it's his whole life of growing up with all of his Italian family, the food, the stories and his life.

And recipes are in there. But it's outstanding. Outstanding. Really good. Lovely. How have the kids been this week? Kiddy Winkles? Well, I couldn't believe it when I popped in and I saw.

or Alfie the other day. Oh no. He's so tall. Yeah. I don't know what's that happened. He's got so tall. But I feel like I didn't see him that long ago. No, even me.

Everyone said it. Everyone said he's got so tall. I was shocked. No, he's a bit of a knob that day. Okay. Smooth. No, he was all right. No, you weren't there in the morning.

Oh, fine, yeah. He wasn't, he was being really silly. But he did recognise it and he was a good boy. And he cried, and fell asleep in the car. Yes, which he never does. He must have been tired. Yeah, I think he had got up early. He had swimming, and he'd done amazing at swimming.

I think he'd done like a length of the area. Yeah, he's doing really well. But I don't think he's very well. He's coughing. Bless him. Last night he got in my bed. Bless him. So I let him have a little cuddle with Mama.

Lovely. Even that, he just feels long. He's just not a little, not a baby. Not a baby anymore. But they were not great this morning as well. I don't know. Ruby's going for a right little. moment.

What about Ruby and Amelia having a dance show? That is classic. We have to talk about it. A dance and a song. And when they're always, they're at home, all the time busting your nuts, singing it, knowing every move. Oh, they did it Sunday.

Oh, no, I was there. And then they didn't do it at the show, did they? No, I just cried. That's so funny, is it? Ruby just stands there and does this. So put your hand down. I sing the song. And the movements that you know back to front.

And then, and Lisa said today we're back. both in the car with her and they were singing it. She thought, you'd take it a while. But I remember Joanie would do, even Eliza to some extent, they'd do a whole song and then in an assembly, it'd be like, I'm thinking, why does it you look like you don't know it? I think it's when she can see me as well. When she did the show last year, which I was,

I thought she's in there's no way she's going on stage because that was a proper show. She was good as gold. And then even then towards the end she saw me and she changed. So I think it's sometimes, yeah, when they see you. Yes. Yeah, I don't know. But hopefully it's building the confidence.

But I mean, yeah, we wasted a day. Then we queued up for an hour. The kids all had wet hair because they'd come from swimming. Obviously, it was cold. Yes. So that's why they're probably all ill. And then we checked in with Anise to see how Amelia is because she was like frozen.

Oh, bless her. Alfie's coffin. So it was a waste of time. Then they're queued for an hour to get their face painted. So that was nice. Wow. Yeah, apart from that. Fantastic.

The things you do. Joni has also had a growth spurt and her school trousers with her white socks and her black shoes Look like Michael Jackson No I'm going to show you the picture I can't believe she's allowed her to go to school like that

Oh my don't No I've ordered some Don't worry I'm picking them up from Marxies in a couple of days I put Ruby in tights today I've gone from summer dresses I know it's freezing Tights I feel awful Hee

Why she not got black socks on She likes her white socks Don't worry about the socks I don't like black socks for school. Why? It should be white socks for school. Why should it? They get filthy.

They're filth. I don't know. I'm just going... Every pair of white socks, I'm like, I'm just going to have to throw them away that it doesn't come out. The shoes are like stained them. It's weird. Well, James has got about 18 teeth coming through. No, genuinely, I think there's about seven.

I managed to rub some ambas I won yesterday and I could just feel his teeth. So he's been a bit grumpy. But he's, no, he's handled it well, considering how bad it is. But tonight I decided to make him fish and homemade sweet potato fries and all this. And then he didn't eat any of it. No, I'm sure. Did he not eat nothing? He had the carrots.

And I thought, why didn't I just? So then I, yes, I did it. I made some pastina. But again, I want them to eat. Especially when they're not feeling great. So I made him some pastina and he mullered it. Do you remember that conversation we had? I do.

I'm not cooking two dinners. When they're real. If he was just being. Yeah, all right. No. You'll see. He's good. He's funny.

Oh, good. Well, Joan went back to the hospital and they took all the bandage off. And I haven't really spoken about Joan he's up, but I have to say, Harlow Hospital, all the nurses and everyone, absolutely brilliant. She had that little day procedure,

but it was still general anaesthetic and it's horrible. So scary watching your child go under general anaesthetic, it's horrible. But yeah, she was absolutely fine. She's so brave. Back to school. She's just like, yeah.

Yeah. It's like, why is everyone saying good luck? Yeah. But no, they were absolutely brilliant. So, yeah, she's on top form. And yeah, Eliza's Eliza, I don't really see her anymore. So all the best. All good.

She's living her life. Just like having a lodger, isn't it? In, out, I'm going here, I'm doing this, pick me up, take me to the gym, do this, do that. So she's driving. That'll be it. That'll be me. Oh, no, yeah. But everyone's good on the old child front.

Yeah, not much to really report. They just. Annoying. I did, what was a real shame while we're talking about the children, I cleaned James's trainers, his lovely white, newish trainers. And I think GPT, maybe, said about putting in some kitchen roll, stuffing it into the, to help dry out, like, soak all the water out. Yeah.

So I did that once I'd cleaned them all by hand. Yeah. And then when I went back, to them, my kitchen roll has got blue bits in it. So all the blue had seeped out into said trainer. Said it again. They ruined. They ruined.

So then we Miltoned them, me and mum, we did all sorts to them and they're, yeah, like yellow. I saw them today. They fucked. And I was so upset. And then, can I just say then? I chat, GPTed what to do after explaining. Throw them away? No.

After explaining about the kitchen roll. And they actually had the audacity to say Maybe you could put plain white kitchen paper in their bastards. But why? I don't get that kitchen I don't do that with mine. Well, I needed them I was keen to get them dry

so I'd shoved it all in to just soak up as much of the water because they're meshy the water's gone all through. Well, Ruby's got fuming. Love gorgeous Alice in Wonderland, Disney Adidas, satin trainers. And they're fucked from planet yours.

all grass stains. Oh. Sorry, I've given them to mum because I tried and I couldn't. Yeah, well. And then Alfie's, I got,

he had some Madidas ones that are like the, I thought they'd be good because they're no laces. Yes. They got a bit of Velcro on the side just to, yes, I know.

Well, they just don't stay. I know exactly what you mean. Yeah, but that's like the one to you blame. For James. So they just, every time he walks, their Velcro just pops.

It's not sticking. And I feel like there's not enough Velcro on those shoes. It's not sticking. Shit. Yeah, and it gets fluffy. Yeah, so I'm going to send them back. Oh, good for you.

Excellent. Very, very good. Got to be on this stuff. They're expensive. I can't believe the price of these trainers, and they grow out of them like that. So quickly. He won't bless out if he had beavers, and he's got like his little regard to walking trainer things. Come on, they'll be fine.

And I looked at the size. I thought, no, they're too small, but you know, you just don't. Of course, and it happens so quick. Although I've got the opposite with Johnny. I remember this before. four. No, she didn't, they don't grow. Her feet are fine.

Cracking. And Elise's trainers she bought her are still big. You know the little pink ones? Yeah. For her birthday, remember that we had... For last year, and we were going, oh, they're not going to fit at... They're going to be cracking in the summer, hopefully. She's obviously bought them too big.

What do you mean? And then return them for the smaller size. Yes, I'm just saying, they come up big, but her feet, I can never get a shoe to fit. And the last time we went to Clark's, I met Jenny over at Lakeside, on to Jenny and we did her feet, we measured her feet,

got the shoes, the school shoes and they're too big so I said absolutely not you've got to wear two pairs of socks with them to school and that's what she does because I said I'm not doing this again

I'm not having it, I'm not taking them back Why are they too big? No she'd worn them to school and then came home and said there's a blister I said no way I am not wasting that money

you can wear two pairs of shoes I'm not buying any more shoes socks of shoes do I do I do it? Two pairs of socks Your revelations from last week I mean They went down a treat

They really did We had a message here From a lovely lady And she said Good afternoon Just listening to the podcast today And oh my You are my twin

This is for you, isn't it Dogs, nope I ain't picking up no poop No way Shoes 100% I find it so weird We wear shoes all day in the office

but bare feet at home. Eyebrows, my cellar water for removal is a must. Numerology, 20th here, and that description is me to a tea. Shortening the names, I don't mind people calling me Kel, as long as they're not weirdos or randoms. So Kelly is your twin, born on the 20th like you. Love it. Yeah, that is brilliant. There you go.

Someone else messaged as well saying, dogs are like babies, you know, you clean your own kids shit. And I thought, yeah, that is true. Yes. However, I'm not into changing other people's nappies either. I think I've probably changed James' like once or twice. Yeah, no, I get that really. And that's my family.

You don't mind. It's not for me. No, I don't mind. I don't mind my kids, obviously, but anyone else I've got no interest, even if his family. I'll do it if I have to, but I'm not going to be like, oh, yeah, I'll change an appi. No, I'll keep out of it, thank you.

Yeah, no. Yeah, when they're tiny, tiny. That's different. That new, you know. Yeah, no, I sort of want to do that. Even now if I'm earlier, I don't really offer. No, I'm like, oh, I think I can. Yeah.

I don't really offer, do I? No, but not if, no. Why would you want a change of shitty nappy that isn't your child? No, well, I don't, yeah. No. Absolutely not. Fair enough. I couldn't be a nanny or something like that.

Couldn't do it. I admire them. I could not do it. Even kids are all shit around their mouth and you've got clean it. Yeah, I've always had this. For me, it was a dinner, lady. Oh.

When they like bring their tray up and there's that all bean juice and like all shit all up the knife and then you've got to scrape it. That to me is hell. Or like, I remember when I used to pick the kids up from nursery and you'd walk in and it'd stink and then like some of these kids are just like snot. Oh. Snot like wiping kids snot. Yeah, I used to.

Oh no, don't say it. Do not say it. No. She's going to say it and I'm going to go. Again, it's different with your own kids though. I used to do it to Rubenelry. She was a human snotsucker. They're all bunged up.

I don't like them being bunged up. Yeah, that is. So for the listeners. No, we don't need to go into it, you're right. Do not go into it. No one needs that image. But they might not know what we mean. I think they will.

I think they're okay. And if they don't, pop up as a message, but it's quite self-explanatory. I think so too. With her mouth. Over the nose. I did spit it out. I bet you didn't. I did.

Oh my God. What is going on? That is the worst fault. This made me go really hot, actually. No more. Move on quick. No, let's move on. Let's move on.

Ramba of anyone? Imagine I'm chewing one of them on the pod I was just thinking that Like a big horse Horse Horse Nays nay nay As James would say

Shortening names Name shortening Hi Nat Maria Nells In Shortening names My two year old is Dave Davey But we call him Dave Big Dave to be exact

It really suits him though Don't know if I ever met another Two-year-old Dave from Carla Also For Walker's Barbecue We have the here in cork. I'm happy to post over some if you've got a PO box

or something like that. Had some the other day absolutely banging. Oh bless you. I found them. I found them. Rushing them down. So good. From the Isle of Sainos. The Isle of Sainos? Yeah. Banging they are. Why is everyone Big Dave? Yeah, it's brilliant.

It's crazy, isn't it? Big Dave. It's very popular. See, I have got a friend who is David nickname or goes by David. but I call him Dave.

Okay. But Davey isn't a Dave. He's a Davey. No, of course, but I'd just do it because I love it. It's just for fun. So he's Dave. Message is made quite a lot.

Well, hopefully he's listening. But I think there is that. It's the shortening, and then there is the nickname in, so actually you're making it longer. So Claire from Swanley message today, saying, how are you going to shorten mine, Maria? She said, people call me Claire Bear.

I said, and that is exactly what I would have done. Yes. And now I said, or some people just call me Bear. Exactly. Yeah, exactly right. Hello. I was just listening to Matt's nieces. Awesome, as always. And you played my message about Bean, Bean, House of Bean, House Bean, which is very exciting. I haven't got a clue if it's right or not. That's just what my dad said. We need to get the dads on. Anyhouse, you were just talking about names as well.

And, yeah, I shortened names, but probably not like straight away. I wouldn't say it to someone. But, yeah, my niece, Lily is Lil's. But then my nephew's called. called Sam and he's just sat and when I call him Samantha and my husband's Lee and I call him Leonardo which yes it's not his name so brilliant my daughter's pepper and I call her pets yeah lexie lex and izzie everyone's always called her izzie but her name's Isabella but i call her bell and i have no idea where it came from so really weird where these things just come from isn't it over time and i'm the only person that calls her bell really odd Yeah, I feel right strange calling there, is he?

Anyways, see a later, a NACAS. I've had quite a few. Thank you, Kate. That was from Kate. But I've had quite a few people say, oh my God, you're Nat Cass in my phone. I'm pleased I haven't met you and you haven't seen that because you'd be annoyed because I'm not your friend.

I said if you're a pod friend, it's fine. It's okay. It's okay. But that's like me and my best friend, one day. My favourite thing. We just, I think I called her Susan. Now she calls me Susan. We have middle names.

I won't share because it's cringy. But we've now elongated. The name is like a full free name name. Yeah. And when we're out, like I will say, like we were in the park the other day. And I'm like, Sue, are you watching him? And then she'll say, oh, sir, and people must think they're both. Like when we were at work, we used to do it, like in the kitchen.

I said, we've got to be careful because someone that works with us that don't necessarily know us might go, oh Sue and I'll be like, what the fuck is that? But if you're with Sue, yeah. Sorry, if you're with Victoria, I will say, say hello to Sue from the same. I call her Sue. But I will only call, and like the children now,

so her children call me Auntie Soon because they can, Rain said it once, she said soon, so now I'm Auntie Soon. I thought you were going to say because they call their mum Sue. So we've changed it to Soon. No, it was just a thing, so now I'm

Auntie Soon. And yeah, I will say, Auntie Sue. I sometimes call Natalie Natalia. Yes. Yes. Yeah, we do call her Natalia. Yeah.

We do that as well. Yeah. amongst other things. I can think of worse things they call. Mark, I call Mark Marcus. Yeah, well, Marcus Gallionos to me and Jack. We gave him that name. Funny, isn't it?

I love it. Yeah, it is good. It is good. Yeah, but I like the sort of nicknames and how they come about. I enjoy. I do enjoy that Like yeah Obviously auntie birdie

I love that That I'm auntie birdie to the kids Yeah it's brilliant You're now gnatnat They would never not call you nap-nat No always gnatnat And also Auntie Linney

Yeah Auntie Linny is from my kids No No Jimbo Amy's Amy's children No mum said

No it's Jimbo next door It's gym next door Oh I thought it was But she No it was It was It was Jimbo

That said it once And Auntie Lily Yeah, why? Auntie Linney. Yeah. Antilinny. It's quite good, that, isn't it?

It's quite good, don't I? Auntie Linney. It is quite good. It is quite good. And then in Italy it's Auntie Lily. Auntie Lily. Oh, isn't it funny. Because they can't say Lynny.

Oh, I don't know that they can't say it. I think from what it was just said once and now that's it. Oh, dear. What have you been watching on the telly? Because I know what we need to talk about. Cat actually message for some recommendations, but I've actually given her mine already. So, I mean, you've not stopped texting me about it.

What? Amanda Land. Oh, I've done it. I've done it when I was ill with tons. Oh, yeah, when I was really ill. Oh, yeah, when I was really ill in last pod. Oh, let's all get our violin out. No, it really fucking flawed me.

I know. That night was awful. Came here, did the pod for you lot, then went home. Oh, awful. Awful. But, Amanda land. But anyway, the next day I binged Amanda land. I haven't finished it.

Okay. Have you? Yeah. Wow. Oh, you've been at home, haven't you? And Joni has? Yeah, I just don't. I think I've watched three.

Oh, it's just genius. Finged it. The writing, just the jokes. But nobody can watch Amandaland unless they've watched Matherland. You can, but you need to get her character. You can, but it is lovely knowing the relationship with her and Amber. I don't think you can, personally. I think you could.

You can. You could. I think you could, but if you want to really feel it and understand that you should watch Motherland. And Joni obviously has been off school with the arm. And she has binged Motherland and Amanda Land because I said you keep saying you don't like it. You haven't watched it. Don't start on me. She's too young for that.

I don't care. She enjoys comedy. So she's watched both of them. And her favourite episode of all of them is the Motherland Christmas one, which is mine. I've not said that. What one? It's Christmas Eve, Jeff. But she actually is saying that line.

I've not told her to do that. Maybe she's heard me say it. And I have to agree with her that I do love Mavallan more than Matherland. Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely. You've got all the characters. They're both very good in different ways. I think it's just, all of it is genius. Genius.

Genius, right. I mean, I like the chat spoilers guys, but chat GPT. It's just absolutely brilliant. They've just done so well with others. And Mutherland's good because you've got the Yanker. It's just all the relationships, isn't it? Absolutely. All the stuff that goes on in the school and that's what they've done so well now

the older kids talking to them about losing their gender and then oh it's just... Yeah, very good. And I think Anne is... She's fantastic. But then also if you're going to love Amandaland, if that's up your street, you will love Motherland. So you may as well watch Motherland first.

Yeah, but it is absolutely brilliant and those two, Lucy Punch and I don't know Anne's name, I'm so sorry. but Anne and Amanda did a dub at the BAFTA How good was it? Fantastic

They came on They presented an award But it was really funny And let's be honest A lot of those people come on They're not funny Are they? No

They try and be funny And it's awkward But I feel like they should A, do another series Pronto It's six episodes It's not enough Let's do another one

They'll do a Christmas special again Why am I six though I don't know It's kind of about right I suppose for comedy It's not enough Eight would be nice Nice

It's a nice buffer. Because they're not, how long are the episodes? Half hour. Yeah, it's not long enough. No, no. It's probably to do with budget as well and all that sort of stuff. But they should present the BAFTAs next year. Because you've got to keep them current enough.

Yeah, that would be, I can present it. That would be great. Because it's always men who present the BAFTAs. Greg Davis. Greg Davis. I thought it was really good, actually. I don't know who it is. You do in between as the teacher.

Oh, my God. Taskmaster. What's you watching? Yes. Oh, well, you knew there. Yeah. Glassies. Yes.

Yeah, I know who he is. Yeah, I like him. Yeah, he was good. He was good, actually. She won't know who that is. Well, we didn't get it from Inbetweeners. I don't, never really watched Inbetweeners. Not really my thing.

Never seen it. I took us to the film. I didn't. I don't think I went. You went? No. Not really my. You've never seen Inbetween us?

Never. It's not really my, it's not. Oh my gosh. It's not my humour. You know not when people say about, what's the American thing? American pie? No. It's completely different.

American Pie is brilliant. It's the in between us. Is it good? I went for an obsession with watching American Pie. I think I got like a thing on Sky and it was like a voucher to buy a film and I bought American Pie and I remember these are cursing me like, why have you got that out of all the films? Is it? It's a good. It's a good film.

Brilliant. Yeah, no, not my vibe in between us. Oh, it's brilliant. Is it? It's brilliant. Well, I mean, it was when I watched it when I was younger, but I think they're doing a little comeback when they're doing something. Oh, are they? That would be good.

It's a film or, yeah. Yeah, no. I started last night the cage. Where is it? What's it about? It's based in Liverpool. No, that's not what you were asking. No, I meant what you're watching on?

That's a really good question. I think BBC. I play a player. I think, yeah. Sheridan Smith. Oh. She got short hair in it? Yeah.

It's their, they work in a casino. Okay. Sort of bit of money laundering. No, but it's nothing to do with that. But it's money. They've obviously got some issues. What I will say, I started it and I said to chat, this is shit. 20 minutes in, I was like bored.

And then it quickly ramps up. Okay. So, but really, yeah, I really think it's going to be a good. And I've only watched two and a half. But it's one of those where I really had to push myself to go to bed last night when I wanted to keep watching. Riot women, I started. Everybody was going on and on about it and it's amazing.

It's on BBC Eye Player. Again, a small drama. Amazing. I've started it and I need to carry it on, but thank you everyone for the recommendation. Really good. You need to put it on, riot women, really, really good. I'm watching Love Story.

What's that? Disney about JFK Jr. Oh, okay. I forgot no name. Meant to be really good. No, really, really good. Yeah? Documentary thing.

Well, it's like based on his life. So yeah. Furys, Furies. What do you mean? Old news, honey. I don't care. You love it. Well, you're still watching it?

I've just finished the last one. It takes me a long time. No, it takes me ages as well. By the time this goes out, rivals two will be on our screens. I haven't seen number one. You've got, you, not sure, you have to put it on. You'll watch everyone, you'll binge it.

It's camp. I'm not sure. I'm just not sure. I'd be interested. to get your take. I'd like you to watch it though. I'm not sure. It's brilliant.

Danny Dyer's in it, he's brilliant. Yeah, yeah. Everyone in it, it's just, honestly, it's just decadent and fan. Okay. It's like, it's a romp. I'll do it. It's a romp, it's brilliant.

Honestly, and I am so excited to start series two. I can't tell you. All right. And you watch that one on Netflix has been recommended to me. Marry a Murderer. Oh, I told you about it. Yeah, a few people have said it.

So good. Was it called? Should I marry a murderer? Really good True story True thing in Scotland Oh Oh it's not I'm American

No no English Yeah Scottish Very good Scottish Very good Have you watched The Royal Albert Hall With David Atembray yet

I have not I can't believe you've not I genuinely can't believe I've been fucking busy guys That's all she says But you But you love him Okay babe

I've not had a second I want to watch it With a nice bottle of wine And that I shall do This weekend And you will cry your eyes out and then you'll be texting us. Yes, I can't wait.

It was amazing. I've actually, I watched, I've got that in the middle bit to watch because I caught it from the end and then it started it. When was it on what happened? I missed it. I was watching Love Story, I think, and I put my phone on. It was on the Saturday evening about a week ago now. Yeah.

Oh, it was on Friday. Oh, Friday, Friday evening. But obviously, what I couldn't get over when I was texting you, you were, I don't know where you were. Do not disturb watching Love Story. Fair enough. Wow. But.

he looks 17. I was just going to say that. It's mad. He's there. They go, David, and he stands out. And in the video, his wife's there and whatever, and he's going, shall I get up now? You can see him going, should I get up?

And she's going, no. Stop it. But how old is his wife? I'm not sure. But what a wonderful man. He's 100. Yes. And it got me thinking.

Can I give one spoiler? Because I can't get over it. I don't know if I've got 60 years to go, maybe. That's sick. That is sick. When he did, what a wonderful world. No, I can't do it. What did he do?

Sing it? No, but he says the lyrics over. No, it's beautiful. No, it's just, it's so good. They played it on the radio this morning. Did they? Oh, okay. I'm going to watch it as weekend.

Yeah, really good. It was just lovely. What a beautiful thing. Why, can't you watch it tonight? Why this weekend? I find it quite, I feel insulted. You've not watched it. How long is it?

an hour? Hour or so. I just feel like I'd quite like to drink whilst I watch it. I mean, why do you need to drink? No, I did. I had a little drink. No, you just want to relax.

You know what it did for me though? In the world we're living at the moment and we don't really talk about politics and all those things because this is a different sort of podcast you can go to whoever to watch those. I mean, we could talk about it. But I just say we're all, we're fucked.

It's fucked. Yeah, it's just fucked. But it made me really proud to be British. Yeah. It's lovely watching those things. You watch those things and go, look at that. That's what we do well. We've been doing things, and I have to say the BBC do well.

And, you know, sometimes people can slate the BBC, but when they whack out something like that. Someone at the BAFTAs did. Did you watch all the BAFTAs? I did. I didn't watch any of it. The Channel 4, what was it, the news. Wow.

Wow. He got up. At the end, and they did shorten it, to be fair, at the end, you have all of the awards you're watching, and I think it's a liberty and then they go other awards this evening and they pace it up, they pace it, pace it, pace it, pace it. They just show you who's one.

Yeah. Eastenders they did that to as well. Yeah, I wonder why. Well, they ain't got to find it all in. But I don't find that quite insulting to those people, but yeah, someone from Channel 4 got up and he kind of, not quoting him, just had a right old go at the BBC.

And they kept it in though. Yeah, they did, which was good. Yeah. Really good. Also, another thing that I find a bit insulting, the best and last award of the night, actor. Why, why is it the actor? Why is not the actress? Is it not both sexes? Yeah, the actress and then the actor. Was it? Yeah. No, they're all called actors. No, no, not. It was the actress one because...

Who won the actress? I don't know. Perfect. But that Jodie Whittaker. You must have really enjoyed it. I don't know who she is. She was a beautiful, lovely lady. I don't know what the program was. Okay. Jody Whittaker. Is that her name? She was in it. Maybe I wasn't watching. So that award gets presented. And then I'm sure when they say about the Stephen Graham one of's, which was incredible.

The best and last. Yeah. That's rude. Although Stephen Graham. No, he's outstanding. He is up there for me. And the kid, Elle, the kid one as well. He's amazing.

He's a beautiful little boy and he looked lovely. Gorgeous. And he was talking about the Beatles. What a lovely kid. Yeah, fantastic. Yeah, Stephen Graham for me is up there. I met Owen. I met him this morning with his mum and dad.

Remember, I've said it before. All right. Well, you know. We've all fucking done things. On and meet Ashley Waters. Oh, yeah. Stephen Graham. I'd love to do. If I ever worked with Steve.

He'd love to what? I would like to work with him. I mean, I think, I won the mum. Who played the mum. She won. Fucking, they was cleaning up. They cleaned up. Oh, they cleaned up.

But why would you? It was the best program ever. Oh. Yeah. No, I didn't watch it. But no, you need to get on to David Attenborough. Oh, we're all quite highbrow. Any lowbrow things that we're watching?

I went to watch Virgin Island again, but I just don't feel like to come in to it. We had a message about Virgin Island just saying you need to watch it. A bit lowbrow? I think so. Mary and a murderer. Oh, yeah, eyebrow. Oh, that is. Talking of a highbrow, sorry, I've got to tell you this, yeah?

Sorry, talking of highbrow. Eyebrow. Oh, we've got some eyebrow things to talk about. I did tint them and they were very, dark so I did rub them with some water. Well done. Wait there a moment. Just because I was a bit freaked out.

Just wait there a moment, please. But it's definitely due to the amount of peroxide because I put a tiny bit of peroxide in. This is two drops, one centimetre of... Yeah, I'm not getting a measuring tape out. A rule. Emma was listening to the pod. You don't need to go to the wholesalers. I get this from Super Drug or Amazon.

Yeah, it's true. But yes, wipe off with water or a wet wipe. I've never known it not to be wiped off without water whether I do it or a beauty therapist does it Sorry, Elle's Bells I don't remember Demi wiping it Maybe she did Maybe she did

And by the way the programme we were thinking of No lading or not Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness What is she talking about? Singled out You gotta go You gotta go Man O Man

Yeah I said Man O Man Chris Tarrant Yes we said those We know it's Take Me Out We know it's Man O Man And we couldn't think of, you gotta go, you gotta go. It's singled out. The girl went on it.

Oh, fine. And we asked her to message in about her experience of the other show. Oh, too ugly for laugh. You're two butters or something. Yeah, that's the one. We've actually got that information. Hi, Nat and Family. It's Vicky again from Lansom Hills in Bazardon.

You asked me to voice in again to give you more information about the show I was on after I got asked to go on naked attraction. But yeah, the show that I was on was, and it was a dating show, Too Ugly for Love. Yes, of course, the title does seem a bit mean, but it was Too Ugly for Love, question mark. The producers obviously made it clear to us that it was just to get numbers, just to get people to, you draw, attract people to watch it. It was only on TLC, as I said, the channel TLC, so it wasn't a mainstream channel. So it was just a bit controversial to get people to watch. And yeah, it was basically, I don't mind saying mine.

It wasn't too ugly as such. It was more too insecure or it was about people's own personal complexes when it came to dating, when it comes to dating or came to dating, so I'm now happily married. But mine, I don't mind saying, was I've got hyperhydrosis, which is excessive sweating. So obviously you can imagine when I was single and I was dating, that was a real problem for me. So yeah, that's all it was really. It wasn't anything nasty or mean, but it was just to get people watching. Yeah. guys and take care. Bye.

Thank you, darling, for doing that. She must think, fucking, huh? Just trying to have a bit of banter. Now I've got to explain my fucking life story. Oh, I'm going to think of one. Yeah. You're two butters. Terrible.

Absolutely terrible. No, I mean, even that, I mean, no, it's not, come. No. Kiam on. Fair enough. Kiam on. Kiam on. I liked highbrow and eyebrow, but going back to the highbrow stuff,

David Attenborough. Again. Hey, she's obsessed. Big Dave, big Dave. No. Do you think people call him Big Dave? Big D. Not Big D.

Maybe people do. No, I think he's far too well respected. I got very, very annoyed watching that program. And I don't mind saying it when people didn't call him Sir David. They were going, and David, I was going, no, no, no, it's Sir David. I would just say, sir, if you're not, you know. Didn't like it. Yeah, not good.

Oh, a few times. David. I thought, whoa. Calm down. Yeah, it's not cute. Oh, what are we going to do when he dies? She was trying to call him Big Dave. Lucky she ain't fucking presenting it.

So, so big Dave. Do you think we'll get a bank holiday? SBD. Do you reckon we'll get a bank holiday? I think so. We should definitely have a public holiday. You'll have to go to the zoo or something. Now, talking of the zoo, it got me thinking earlier.

No, it was chat GBT, gave me a little something. B-T. Beat J-G-B-T I don't know what it is Whatever I'm old 403 tomorrow If animals could talk

Right We're going down this road again Who would be the funniest one Who would be like the bright spark Who would be the grumpy one They do this in books, don't they? But I'm just saying No

They could be all different in different Cheeky monkey It would be funny, isn't it? No but are they funny? Your perception, not what the fucking book says or the film says. So for me, a giraffe. I knew she was going to say that. No, I think they're very wise.

I think they'd be posh. Yes. A tall lady looking down on you. With her lovely lashes. They can't smell it because they're so tall. Do you know what I mean? No, I just think there's something to ponder over. Oh, okay.

I just feel it'd be a good subject in the future. double seven, double eight, 2019, 19. You know what I'm saying? I think it'll be fun. A little something we could add in, pop in, for a couple of weeks. What else are you saying? What else do you think?

Bear is a grumpy, aren't they? Grumpy old bear. Not. No. The ones at Paradise, they sort of walk really strutting. I reckon he's like, I'm a bit of a geyser. Come in,

fucking what I see. And he's a bit, you know, he bopping a bit. I reckon he thinks he's a geyser, that one at Paradise. Gizzo, whatever we want to call it? You sound like Mo Gilligan. Thanks.

I was thinking about a cat. And again, I think cats... It depends on the... I was going to say, the brand... The breed. The breed. The breed of the cat. But I think cats are quite lazy fuckers. Yeah.

Just a bit like... Leg up. Having a sniff. Just like can't be bothered. Just feel like they'd be quite rude. Yeah. Bit dismissive. Yeah.

Just like look at you That you know Ricky Javas things out soon This is so random Just saying It's out soon He's Ali Katz sing

Yes They've got plenty of personality I can tell you Like a parrot I think a parrot Would be like Gay Oh hello

Gay Really camp And flamboyant Yeah see I go more like Oh like With a molecule A what Molecule

No, sorry. Sorry, guys. I can't do this. Can't do this. What's it called? A molecule. Monucule, what's it called? A molecule is something in science.

Yeah, like an atom. Yeah, sorry. A monocle. A monocle. Yeah, fuck the monocle. I just think it would be like a... Like a pipe. Like a teacher that, an old school teacher in art.

Yeah. A bit... Oh, and then you just flicking. You've really thought about this today, aren't you? No, it just came to me. No, I get what you mean. That's what I see. Anyway, I think it's something that can be continued.

I can't wait. What I will tell you that I was thinking about today, while we're here, thinking, having wild thoughts, I thought, imagine life was a game. How is your fucking game playing going, all right? Picking me off. I've got so much energy last night when we were doing. I don't get it.

So, energy, energy. We could create a game where we get points. So. Have you watched Black Mirror? No. No, but I'm not talking deep shit. I'm saying like you empty the tumble dryer as soon as it finishes. You get like 20 bonus points.

Oh my God, should we do it? You get 20 bonus points. Yeah. I said, I said you're going to the nail shop and you don't have to wait. Oh, 20 points. Yeah. Driving home. No.

green traffic lights, that's like combo. You've gone into, you've... I feel like you're never left. Parent and child parking space. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Exactly. Ten bonus points. But you would lose points for burning your toast in the morning.

Or you would lose points if you lost your shit in the car. Yeah. Road rage. Yeah. Or you go to do the washing and your softener's run out. That is like minus 50 points. What's a real shame about this is this is actually an idea for a television reality show.

So a bit like Sims. Yes. And that's what I was thinking. You would get doing all your skincare routine. Oh, it's a lot of pressure though, isn't it? But that is then not only do you get points, but you level your feeling good.

So like the Sim. Yes, the energy. And you have to look after yourself. Yeah, you go to the chilling stress. But it also boosts your charisma. It's good. The real life Sims is what you say. No, it isn't.

Because the points are around, I didn't get a takeaway that week. You get bonus points because you've cooked every night. Or your takeaway comes and something's not in there. And then what happens? When do you? Not sure. No, fucking I did. But I just thought.

It's a bit like the opposite of Squid Games. Yes. Exactly that. But I just like, I want to be able, you know, like completing levels. By the end of the day, you'd be like, oh, I'm buzzing. I've completed three levels today. I mean, it's a bit like having a little. list and ticking it off.

This is Elliot, how Eleo gets through her days. Yeah, no, I get it. Just love games. I think you would, if I said to you, you've got to go to the gym four times a week, and I'm going to get you something, and that's your level complete. No. No, Elia would go, all right, if I lose 50 points there, what I'll do instead. But that's what I like.

I like all the points. Anyway, I, yeah, sound like a weirdo now. So, just move on, move on, move on. We're all weird, babes. So, guys, we've done a one. We've done a one-up. Whoa, wow, wow, wow, wow. That seems enough.

One hour and ten minutes. It's a record. I've got to go. We have to go. You got to go. You got to go. You got to go. But before I do go, it was mental health week last week.

Please don't think I forget. I feel like we're always talking about how we're feeling and what we're doing on this pod. But yeah, it's my fault. I'm sorry. Very, very busy. and I recorded things early. We did have a nice message from Lucy who reminded us. Lovely, lovely Lucy, who's our pod friend,

who's been to lots of the shows, space to talk, counselling. And I've met people at live shows who now use Lucy because of the pod. It's really, really special. And she just said it's Mental Health Awareness Week. I would love to hear how you all look after your mental health, things you do for yourselves and areas you struggle with. And what I want to say is, we will do this soon.

Let's do a full episode on how we look after ourselves and go right into it and dig deep. So I'm going to write that down and we'll get onto that soon. And I think just for the listeners, although for us, you know, some people might think, oh, you know, recording this, but actually this is part of what keeps us in good mental health and do it. So being able to do this is special. It is special. It's like the therapist, the therapy that I've seeked. It's so good.

And yeah, always come out feeling better after a pod. No matter what mood I'm in during the day, I always feel brighter. Absolutely. And you all have days where sometimes you're like, oh, can't be bothered to do it today. Can't be asked or, you know. But once you're there and doing it, yeah, you feel great. Pure vibes. Pure vibes.

So when this comes out, it is National No Dirty Dishes Day. Which means? Which means basically don't worry. Don't clean up. Sorry. Enjoy food without creating a pile of plates, pans and cutlery. So get a takeaway and eat it out of the takeaway packaging. What's it for, sorry.

What's the purpose? Give yourself a break from the dishes for one day by eating only food that doesn't create dirty dishes, order in and use disposable containers and cutlery. Oh, okay. Or we could do what other people do, you know when they put a load of tinful on the table and they chuck all the food in the middle.

It's interesting though. I don't love dish. I'm not a dishwash. kind of gal. My dishwasher is on as much as my washing machine. But I don't get, I don't get that. Why? Because it's just shit.

You and your mum. I hate loading it. I hate loading it. I hate unloading it. I have to say. A little while ago I was for, where the fuck is that same plate's gone? She felt I could find them. Open and they've been a dishwasher for a month clean, but I just forgot to empty it

because I used the dishwasher when this was last year in June. Really? I don't use it. I don't, oh, rinse all the plate and then sometimes you get the plate out and it's all got crust and you've got to fucking wash it up, gross. I'd rather just wash it up. Mine's cracking. Uncle Tony agrees, can't stand.

But I have to say, if I'm washing up after dinner, I do generally wash most of it, everything. Because I think, well, I've rinsed it now. If I just wipe the spun round it. What do you do that? The spun wipe, wipe, wipe the spun round it. I love it when that happened

I love the outtake Sam Just flag those up for me will you I think to see the other day Oh I think I'm just going to get Jake's Jake is stack I said a mistake for Jack I said a Jake stack

And have you seen the video of the woman That's doing the Oh You've seen the video where she keeps saying it wrong And she's cracking herself up No. Ah, I'll post it. I'll send it to you.

Make sure you post it. But yeah, don't clean your dishes today. Guys, leave them all for tomorrow. Okay, good story. A takeaway, though. Never going to happen. Never. If it was bank holiday, I mean, it doesn't work.

It doesn't work. But yeah, sorry, you will put everything in the dishwasher, won't you? Yeah. Like Jack will put pots, pans, the whole shabank. I'll clean my sauce pans and frying pans. They don't go in. Oh, fun. I don't.

I'll wash those. What, that's going on every day? Every day. And the first thing I do when I get up, usually, or Mark will, whoever's down, he's empty the full dishwashers. I would literally stay in bed just to not do that job. I couldn't think of anything else.

I have sometimes opened it and gone. I've done that. Shut it. I didn't know. I didn't know you'd put it on. I don't really use it. Well, that's good. No, I go shut it and I go mark that dishwasher,

and he's doing it. All right, there you go. So, I can't believe it. Thank you for all my presents. You're most welcome. I feel very, very spoiled. I hope you like your wamb bars. Can you ping me, Elia? All right. She's a one, this one.

No, I will. I haven't had a time. I've got a child attached to my hip all day. Hips don't laugh, honey. O'D77828, 2019, 1919. Please follow at Nat's Nices. You can subscribe to YouTube, which is Life with Nat Pod, and you can listen or watch the video on Spotify. Just remember if you want to watch video on Spotify to put Life with Nat video.

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Have a good week, everybody. Have a lovely week. And we'll speak to you soon. Love you all. See you soon. See you out. Bye.