Life with Nat - EP230: Nat's Nieces #52 - Helping? Or offending?

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

Nat, Roro and Els bels are sweating on the hottest day of the year and still manage to have fun. Nat does a ‘shit quiz’ and there’s a lot of talk about paddling pools. Enjoy!Get in touch with Nat, buy tickets for upcoming live shows and find the family on Instagram: https://lifewithnatpod.komi.io/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello and welcome to Life with Nat, Nat's nieces, on this super Thursday. Hope you're all good. Super sweaty Thursday. It's actually Tuesday night. And hottest day of the year. We're in this, stuck in this room. Sorry, guys, but I'm gutted. Not been happy about it today.

No, it really put a dampener on my day. You've been in the sun all day. I've been indoors working, so. I know, but just a lovely evening. to sit out and... Let's get to move on and you can go and sit out. I'm going to start by apologising. Yeah, I think you should.

There's going to be some coughing, the voice. My stucous shoe. Oh, she's so sexy. What a trooper. No, I'm all right. I don't know what's going on. My face is all. The face is back.

Yeah. The face is back. The allergies are back in full swing. Flying high. I do find this year, there is a cough going on with a fever, which I've not experienced before. Yeah, I agree.

Not great. I've been alright the last few days though. Can I just mention if you can hear a little sound in the background we've had to put the dicing on because it's absolutely baking. We've got the fan on. Sorry, guys, it's too hot in here. Is it doing anything for you?

It's a little something, isn't it? It is so hard. We don't mean to moan. No, I'm not. Do you know what? I've handled it really well. I've sat out there. You're embracing it, aren't you? And normally I can't cope but I've done really well.

I've got a lovely little, little, well, I'll say colour, but I've got a bit of something. No, it's really enjoyed it. You did this morning when I said I got this to do that to do. He said, it's going to be cool again in a few days. But I just this too, you don't, I know, maybe I'm wrong, but just enjoy it because it's not here for long. We're working.

Not you. This one. I got washing this, that. I mean, my house looks at pits because I've done nothing. Also, that Saturday, the kids were at home, had the paddling pool out, so I was at home and I was cleaning floors. I was doing bits, but piles of ironing, I mean, that's not happening. It was too hot though as well. And the house.

It's going to be cool in that next week. Well, this is it. But I've got every week, I'm busy now, the foreseeable every weekend. Oh, my shock. Busy, busy, busy. So I don't know where things are going to get done. But yeah, I'm the same. I was a bit like, show what, I don't care. I want to enjoy the weather.

Yesterday we were here. It was nice, wasn't it? It's nice day in the garden. Got to just enjoy it while it's here But it's a shame we can't just have like a consistent Sort of, you know, 22 to 25 Yeah Just now until September

Because this is too hot For us I think for people Who I've been very fortunate To not be at work within this weather No but also that loads of my friends are like Thank God I'm in the office Because it's aircon it's actually quite nice

That's true But yes I just Like tubes I just be consistent because it's going to be raining and cold next week. It's not going to be cold, is it? Well, but it will feel cold

because it's going to be going from 35 to 20 or 18. Well, today, it has been hotter today, 34 to 35. Is it being that hot? Yeah. Hotter than Lagos in Nigeria, Cairo in Egypt. Lagos. Lagos. Lagos.

Sorry, I'm not a traveller, as you know. Cairo in Egypt and Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam. We've been hot. Great facts. Thank you. I got them off of chat G.P.T. That is mad, in here. And we also had a tropical night last night.

When it's over 20, it's called a tropical night. So it usually cools down a little bit. What, um, bastard night? How would you feel if you were on holiday this week? I know being on holiday is different. Mum would be losing in my mind. But I would be a little bit gutted. I wouldn't.

It's not the same. You're not doing the same. You're not. No, you're not, but you could still have just had a week off and been at home and just in... But it's not the same. And some people don't have gardens. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? Even like Saturday, I was at home. Even I went to sit down for 10 minutes, you just can't, for me, I just can't fully relax because there's always something or the kids. That's good. Being on holiday is completely different. I get an element.

I get an element. If it was like eight degrees warmer in the country that I live, As long as it's hot where you are, if you went somewhere and the weather was pretty shy and it was hot here, yeah, but some places are not, you know, it's like 21, it's not super hot. Yeah, I'd be a bit of fuming.

What about all the people that like to run out to toy stores and run out and get paddling pools on the day? Yeah, I mean. I get it though. But we do have a weather forecast. Well, I bought mine ahead of time knowing that this was coming. I had to go shopping, food shopping this morning and I really was upset about it

but I did it early doors out. I did it at a lifetime at, yeah, like half eight, quarter to nine. I did an order. I hate doing that as well because it's expensive but I couldn't face even going to the supermarket today. Terrible on it. No, no. Food shop, you know, delivery one.

Yeah, no, I don't, for me, I'm not walking around shops when it's hot. Absolutely not. No, no, I mean food shops, you have to. Well, it's the same, isn't it? What was it yesterday? Also, some people want to go in the aircon. They think, I'll go in there.

Sangesbury's two hours. Stunning. Yeah, it's true. But it isn't it? It's but everyone's having a barbecue. Oh, well, Mark, yesterday. Exactly. He went into the shop, didn't he?

Yeah, but that's different. It's nothing. Yeah, but nothing on the shelf. Everyone's gone mad. Of course. Because everyone's having a barbecue. We will only have barbecues now. You know, not full on, but we will put a piece of meat on the barbecue.

And just have a salad. I love that. Is that what you're doing tonight? I'm not eating. Jack's eating now. I'm not going to eat tonight. She's a bit of a shame. Why can't you have something when you get home?

Because it's late, isn't it? And that's long. Fair enough. I might have a slice of toast or something or a banana. I'll be all right. Push the boat out. Or maybe a Greek salad, actually. I could make myself a little Greek salad.

That sounds nice. Yeah, nice. Yeah, I love a Greek salad at the moment. I've got some pieces today so you can take them home with you because we were at yours tomorrow. We're going to have a pizza. Yeah, but lovely little thin pizza with some salad. That's exactly what we're having.

That's what we're doing, little salad. Just easy, isn't it? Who wants to cook in this weather? Well, that's the other thing. It is hard. The ice cream man didn't come today. Not seeing him, not heard him. I'm sorry, that is a disgrace.

It's half term and it's 100 degrees. Why? Crazy stuff. Came on, came yesterday. I didn't. Oh, do you not really. I said, I believe, when it's this hot, they maybe change the route or they stay somewhere for the day.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but I'm sure that's catered to anyway. Maybe they've had a day off. Surely not. I don't know. Yeah, crazy stuff. The other thing with the weather, seeing quite a lot on socials of people like taking their children out for the day.

Yes. Today? Yeah. Right. Why? It's half term. I know, but it's sweating. I will, but some people might not have gardens.

No, I know these people have gardens. I've seen them in said garden before. Where they're going? Where are they gone? Just many places, indoor places, but I just think... My kids went to a soft play today. I mean, I do kind of get that. Because they're for a bit of cool time. And apparently it was rammed.

Was it? Yeah, but I get that. But for me, it's like going to like the zoo today. Yeah, it's too hot. It's so hot. Too hot. All that walking around. No, I've got to tell you something.

because otherwise I'll forget. I was very upset and quite worried about this story. There was a diversion today, so I did a lot of sort of country lanes, places I wouldn't go. And I came out, and it is a country lane, and it was so hot. It felt like being in Campania in Italy.

You know that? It's dusty. It's so hot. And there were two men, and I'm going to say 70s, walking, doing a walk. Yes, danger. What are you doing

with your hats and your long shirts and your walking boots on today? Yeah, madness. Early doors though. It was still 25. It was 28 degrees. I looked. It's very, very warm to be walking.

I was going to go for a walk at lunchtime. I didn't. No, it's too... I mean, look, we've been outside all day, but we've been in shade. And I say all day, we've had time inside, been in freezing cold water. Like, just think, yeah, who's, surely the zoo today, I would love to know if anyone's gone to the zoo. Because that just would have been roasting.

And can you imagine that little splash pot, that little pool area thing. Oh, well, yeah, I mean, I'm just, I'm not talking about a particular zoo. Isn't that any zoo? Just, yeah, madness. And even just kids, like, even yesterday, the kids were here in the paddling pool. Alfie had a little bit of a meltdown It's too hot for them They're hot

They're exhausted They get ratties Yeah I mean I've felt wiped out today And I'm like I cannot wait to get to bed But also I can wait because it's going to be the pits I feel absolutely cracking now I've had my shower Because you've got wet hair

I've got wet hair Lovely I had a shower But I didn't wash my hair It was a really nice shower though I'm going to have a cold shower before bed Yeah lovely And do your hair Wet it

No Natalie I've got work tomorrow No Alright Okay Can't come down Calm down. Calm down.

What about when you buy a machine, like a pump? Mm-hmm. Electric pump. Machine. Oh. I'm delirious. I'm delirious. The electric pumps to blow up linos and paddling pools and stuff.

Yeah. Why is the lead about this long? Oh, it's mad. Tiny. Yeah. So you can't. I don't, so the paddling pool, I've had to blow it up inside. because that's where the plug is.

We've not got an outside plug. I think we have, but I didn't think about that. But then the padding was all going up, and it's going crazy. And the one I've bought for James is it's got like a slide and it's got a little hippo inside. So you've got to blow all these bits up individually. Moving it around. But I can't, then I've had to use an extension leave.

I couldn't get it close enough. How stupid is that? Shite. Do you think they do ones with longer leads? Yeah, I would imagine so. I don't know, though. Very odd. Very stupid actually

Yeah it's not good common sense And also you put it in Pull it out Half the air comes out It's quite a challenge actually It took me a good hour to blow it up I was sweating Well I have to say Mark's come up trumps again

Because he has a full Kind of an air thing I don't know what it is But it's on the workshop And it's like supercharged thing With a long lead Can he bring it around to mine? Yeah no it's part of the

Have you just left it up, the paddling pool? No, I've been refilling it every day. However, I will say because it's for James, and I'm literally putting a little bit in. Yes. But I did it a bit more today because Joni was over and then the kids tomorrow, so I am leaving it. Because also I'm thinking by the time they've been in it an hour,

it's going to be dirty, not dirty, but it's going to have stuff in it. Are you saying our children are dirty or something? No, but they're just more attractive in the water. I bought a paddling pool cover. Yes. I don't know why. I don't know, why? To cover your pull?

Yeah, but it's ridiculous because it gets dirty. I'm not covering that dirty water. So I ended up emptying it out. Yeah, but if you refill it overnight and keep the cover on, some of heat should warm it up a bit. What colour is the cover? If it was a dark one, then that would be good.

You put it over and it warms it. Like with a tin foil type thing, yeah. I'll have a look. Maybe I'll wrap a load of Tim for all over mine tonight. A bit of clean filmed. Roasted. Well, I'll tell you something else which I'm really pleased about. I have to thank everybody.

I'm blown away. I don't know who's watching television in this heat. I haven't watched it yet. No, I've not watched it yet in terms of a full episode on the telly because we've been outside. But just people have been so kind about the new documentary, Natalie Cassidy Caring Together. I've had so many beautiful messages.

messages. People have binged it. There's four on the Iplayer, so please check it out. But yeah, it's just been absolutely lovely. I've got a couple of messages here. No, I need to watch it, but yeah, I mean, there was no way yesterday that was happening. So well done people. That is dedication. That is dedication. Here's a little message. Hi, Nat. I've just watched your program and I've had to message straight away. I thought it's brilliant. I really, really enjoyed it. I felt like it spoke to me. I've worked in the NHS as a theatre. practitioner for 20 years. I'm also type 1 diabetic and have been for nearly 30 years. And I'm also a carer for my daughter who's got a rare syndrome called Pitt Hopkins syndrome. And I just felt that you just walked exactly the right line for the program. And I can't wait to see more. Thank you so much. Bye. I think what's special about it is it's so relatable to So many people.

Yeah, of course. On different. On different levels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not sexy or glamorous. It's just a reality and what goes on within care. And people are loving it. So thank you very much.

Great. Yeah, I'm pleased. Yeah, I look forward to watch. Yeah, same. I can't wait. Got to get a series two. It's what we need. I want to delve deeper.

Do you know what I mean? So I need the old figures to be good. So just keep putting it on repeat on the little diaper and just leave it running for me, will you listeners? No, I'm sure you don't need to do that. Oh, dear. No, it's lovely. And it's just nice.

because it's something that you are, you know, it's so authentic to you. Yeah. Passionate. I do think that's important. Sometimes documentaries, I don't know. You might see one and you might think, oh, I don't know why the fit, yeah. What the fit is or so it's just all worked because it was just very organic, I think, and passion project. So, no, really good.

Great. Well done. Really pleased. Very much. We had a little message from someone, didn't we, regarding what I've looked like for the press. Over the last few days, someone said, has Ro Roe-R style you? Yes, she did.

She helped me with my outfits for the one show on Saturday Kitchen. I got lots of nice remarks saying I looked nice. Lovely, you did. Thank you very much. Very funny. Oh, good. What else? Katie Price.

Oh, come on, else. I'm a bit lost with it. We've had quite a few messages. Just, I think everyone knows I'm all over it. I've got a little group together. I've got a few people that, you know, just bouncing ideas off. Go on then. What's the latest?

He's been arrested and he's in a prison in Dubai. Has he, though? I don't think that's true. Sorry? Why not? I don't think that's true. Oh, well, to be honest, I've not looked at anything. I think that's fake news, honey.

But apparently his dad said it. She's still saying, where's my husband? I need to find him. So if he was in prison, I think she'd be out there. Well, I did find it weird that last night a story went on. Olivia Atwood Kate Price together. saying where's our husbands? It was a bit, it almost feels.

And she has openly said this is not a thing, you know. Not staged. But why are them two together saying, where's my husband? It just feels a bit weird. Well, where's her husband? They split up. Oh, right. But it just feels like bizarre.

Yeah, because I'm not being funny. If this was a genuine thing. Yeah, would she be doing that? Well, it's strange if you would be. If you were genuinely worried, you wouldn't be putting it all on social media. No, something is not... I'm just so desperate to know what is going on. Really need...

Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure there will be something... I don't know, it's weird because I guess we listen to the podcast of the ex-girlfriend, right? So that was obviously from her perspective and a genuine relationship. Right. And he, yeah, he just completely lied to her. He's, yeah, he's just... But I think Katie Price is cleverer than...

I had a moment last week where my thoughts were that she knows he's this kind of guy. Yeah. She's got involved with him to then create some form of documentary alongside these other girls, get them on board. I know that sounds mad, but I can't understand what else it would be. It'd be interesting to say how ever foamed, you know, like a Tinder Swindland, you know.

Right. But I don't, I don't know. Bizarre, isn't it? It's all bizarre. It really is. So we're saying that he's not been arrested. What I've read and I've heard that that's fake news. I need to do some work tonight.

I'll do some looking into it. But yeah, if anyone's got anything, they want to share, feel free to let us now. Feel free 07-8-19-19-19. The saga continues. This was a crue. cracking post, a little meme, over 40 vibes. Today I learned that pollen allergies are the result of an overpopulation of male trees. So once again, men.

I had that sent to me a few times. Brilliant. Very good. What about our live show this weekend? So yeah, it's just been bank holiday weekend. It was good, wasn't it? Really good. Thank you.

Everybody who came to Hartford, it was sold out. And as you all know, but I will say again, there are three more shows. They're on sale now. The links on my Comey on my Instagram and stuff. So go and have a little look. Bishop Stortford, London and Tring, and they're all October, November.

So go and check out all the details. But they're just really, I'm so proud of us all. I just feel like we've really got into a lovely rhythm now. And it just feels very intimate, really lovely. Good chat. Yeah, it's a great afternoon now. I'm telling you. You've got to get yourself some tickets.

Yeah, I think that one, that one in particular, obviously, there was a lot of more people that we know. Lots of friends come and supported. She felt a bit, like, pressure. We were a bit more nervous. Yeah. A few people came to support, they don't listen to the pod all the time regularly, and they really enjoyed it.

And they said, you know what? It didn't matter. It was just great conversation, like the dynamics. And so, yeah, it's a really lovely day, on it? Yeah, and we had a nice little shindig after, didn't we, a few drinks? Do you feel I've made you, yeah, be out of the sun quite a lot over the last few days? Yeah, well, I was just going to say Sunday and now tonight. It's quite a lot.

It's quite a lot, isn't it? Never mind. And then also in Hartford, we're going to be doing a brunch, aren't we? We are going to be doing a brunch, yes. In October. To be confirmed and sorted, but that is definitely happening. We have lots of people saying, oh, you're going to do it. We are, you know, pulling our socks up, getting things organised.

but there's more info for that to follow, which is excellent. Exciting stuff, shan-an. Very, very, very good. I'm sweating. It's really hot. Can we talk about what you're wearing? I feel like we're a bit sluffy fight tonight, aren't we?

I think, just give us to find my hair. I mean, everybody, I think, will be thankful. Once again, I'm not being rude. I could have done a post and said, I'm sorry, everyone's gone to work. But due to the extreme heat, And there isn't going to be a pod on Thursday. Okay, I've just said, well, go to work like I've done all day in sweating or, I don't know, I feel for cleaners.

Oh my God, they must be so hot. I was speaking about that at Cheap wrong day. It's calling down on Thursday. How about ironing shops? No, but they'll have aircon. Aircon. They will love it? Surely.

Like a proper ironing company. Do you think? Surely. But for me, a cleaner in someone's house, sweating. Why is it not like an automatic? iron these days. Like, why is it not a machine? There is.

The revelations are coming thick and fast. Well, you know, there is. Technology, what, that you could just feed like a electronic mangle. Really? There is a thing. I've seen it. I've, Jack seen it before.

I don't know if it's just for like trousers, but I'm sure there is a thing. What, a trouser press? Which is really old. No, but like a super duper fit. Like, but it's well expensive. I'm sure we've seen it. Maybe we should invest.

Really? Or invent. You said it's already invented Oh, I don't know I need to double check that But how are you... Ironing is, yeah But do you know how many people don't iron

You said yeah, I do know I only iron a few shirts and bits So she says I don't I just wait by the tumble dryer I do I wait for it and stop I get it

I shake it I mean What do you mean? I know Well I... Still comes out creased No, it doesn't Don't believe it

Shirts in that do But everything else know Oh Alfie in September By is in year three shirts. Very good as gold. What a shame. Little shirts.

Cute. No, it's not. I don't know why in this day and age, actually. The school uniform thing does baffle me. Polo shirts are lovely. They're just comfy for them. I feel like kids can... It's nice to be comfortable, but it is nice for them to be smart as well.

Yeah, I was going to say, smart. But what for? Not in prime school. Comfort, I think, should be first. Yeah, I just think... Really? I know. It's true.

Listen to this. What a great listen. Today's pod, Ept 227 was. I laughed lots whilst on my walk today and it helped me get the 10K steps in. Heard you mention the Sir David Attenborough Tribute programme and you said about his wife sat next to him it was actually his daughter, Sally Gander.

No, I've had probably a lot of messages so my apologies. Yeah, I just thought it would be but no, he lost his wife quite a while ago and that was his daughter with him. Maybe you should do some research next time. That is a shot. I watched it though.

I watched it. Did you love it? Yeah, it was lovely. A wonderful world. It was amazing, wasn't it? What, she's so cute. What about? Just going back to it, I've just remembered something

and Natalie wasn't there at this point. What about that lovely couple I started speaking to in Hartford? No. She is honestly. Would I have loved them? I was telling Natalie yesterday about it. They walked, they just walked past and I sort of spotted them, didn't I? Do you know what though, earlier?

What? I recognised the woman. Oh, really? Yeah. really familiar. I don't know where, but really familiar. It just looked very smart, you know, lovely sort of blue shirt. And I don't know how I started speaking to them.

You just went, you were just like, I've got to speak to them. They just called them over. And they come over and I said, oh, they were telling them, they've just been for dinner and they were going to go home and have a little port in the garden. I said, no, I'm obsessed. They were like 74 and 79, but they looked amazing. And I said something like,

I said that football. Oh, she said she supported. with Chelsea, so we had a little passionate over that. And then I said, who do you support? He said, my wife and I was like, no, I'm obsessed. They weren't they cute? You're like that is a very good answer. Oh, that's the cutest couple. Yeah, it made my day, actually.

That's so lovely. It looks like a bit of rain for Saturday. Mighty Hoopla. Fucking great. A little bit of rain about 4 o'clock for a few hours. You're done by then, isn't you? I'm done by there. So we'd have to find a tent or something.

So if anyone is going to Mighty Hoopla, Please keep an eye out for me in Ro Roe. We shall be there. Got a couple of surprises over at Pleasure Palace for you all, so come and see me. I mean, it sounds risky as an absolute cracker. Really rain. It might change, though.

Could change, you never know. I haven't got a hairdress arrival, which is a shame. Why? Can't fit me in. Go out ahead. You've got to come here early. Molly's doing me? No, no.

I can't have it done the Darge crimpit. It's fine. All right, fine. Fair enough. Hi Nat and Nat's nieces. I've just listened to your latest pod and the recommendation of should I marry a murderer. I've just started the first episode

and thought it sounded familiar. In the podcast, crime next door, the vanishing cyclists, they cover the story from the case of the police investigation. Very interesting and would recommend a listen after the Netflix series.

I've not seen it. I've not watched it, yeah. It's really good. And I think that, I've seen that, and I think you might be on. if it's ITV player maybe. It's fine. ITVX or BBCR player.

I don't say that's the one. Fine. Well, it's not I've won. I merged. Yeah, so I've seen the advertiser. I need to watch that. I also just watched, Mom told me to watch it, believe me.

Yeah, I'm going to see that. We've got to watch it, although you will never get in a black cab again. It's all the best. No, it's good, though. I don't really do it on my eye in anyway. No, no, it was really good. Carrie Johnson, isn't it?

Is that? Oh. It's about. It's not about her, but she's one of the people in it, one of the victims. Yeah, yeah, but she's the one, that's why it's come out. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah, it's spoken out. Yeah, yeah, it's huge.

Oh, wow. Yeah, it's huge around Carrie Johnson. I don't think she, anything happened to her. No, but that was the point, I think, just before, I've read something on it. Right. I couldn't be, I wouldn't want to say anything just like that. The guy, the guy who plays the cabby, don't know his name, but he's good, I really like it. Yeah, I would like to what.

We did finish the cage. That was really. really good. Did you enjoy it? Yeah, loved it. It was excellent. It got really grippy. You know, when you're up to the point where I'm like, I can't watch that.

What are you doing? Get out, get out, get out, get out. It's like one of those. That was good. Very good. I've not watched anything. All I've been waiting for is for it to come out. And you've not watched it.

I need to do that. Again, it's the weather for me out in the garden and stuff, just enjoying it. But yeah, yeah, got to do that. And did you watch the new Danny Dyer, what's Emily A-Tex? No. I haven't watched anything. I genuinely haven't sat and put that telly on. Yeah, all right. Any good?

I literally turned it on and I haven't had time to watch it, but it's interesting. I haven't watched EastEnders for about three weeks, four weeks, since Nigel died. You missed a funeral. I know, and now I think we're too late to catch up. Football has just been a lot going on. It's a lot, on it? When the weather's nice, it's hard, isn't it?

Yeah, no. No, I've got no interest. to be honest. Nah. I'm watching any kind of telly. This came up. Sorry to go off peace, but I do love these things.

Again, something I saw on Instagram, it made me laugh. Know your shit. Very good. Bullshit. Not true. See how many we can get?

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Is it something or something shit? It's something shit. Too bad. Oh. Oh shit. Oh shit. Yeah. Tough shit.

Ah, that's really hard actually, harder than I thought. But very good. I do like these ones. Yeah, very good. Very good. Very good. Yeah. Did you get any other animal things? Yes, we did.

I've been thinking about it, and I just don't think I can get it. I don't think I'm very good at it. Just listening to the newest episode of Nat's nieces, and I have to agree with Nat, if animals could speak, cats are definitely grumpy pricks. Their sarcasm potential would be off the charts.

They'd probably only speak to insult you at 4 a.m. Harats, I own one, and they are not posh at all. Our African grey, my, is proper East End Calls the kids, laughs at us Drops the odd F-bomb, common as muck. Brilliant. Yeah, very good. Funniest has to be a teacup chihuahua

All bark and attitude. If they could speak, it would be, yeah, keep walking, pal before I climb this sofa and ruin your whole bloodline. Absolute knobs. And that was Paula, who came to Hartford with her sister in that. So thank you for coming, Paula.

Very, very good. Very funny. I've never been hotter. I've got sweat like on my arms. Yeah, my shins were sweating yesterday and today, which is a funny one. I also had a very large rash on my back today. Bad, some rash, wasn't it? Yeah, you had a heat rash.

It wasn't very good. Wasn't very good at all. We had a message from Hannah, yes. Saying, please can we talk gym mishaps, aka trying not to fanny far after a three-legged downward dog in a quiet yoga class, including my old science team. teacher from secondary school on a mat next to me. Two times children and the pelvic floor is questionable.

Anyone else had a dire gym situation? Oh, that is the only thing with those exercises. Like when I've been in Pilates once and someone, someone let one go. I think the yoga and the Pilates are kind of relaxing, aren't you? So you're just, you know it could happen and you're quite... I know, but you don't want to fart. No, exercise class. It's not good.

I remember once. Where was we? I was doing pilates or something like that. And do you remember it was mums all in one? You know that Adidas all in one thing? Yes, I do remember. And I would wear it. And I remember I was doing a downward dog or something.

And I think I must, I don't know if I had an underwear, I'm probably not. And one of the girls went, you got a hole right in the crotch. Oh, no. I went out, it was slightly different, but I went out the other day with some new jeans on. And, you know, MNES. You know, the MNS have the strip on the gene. No.

So they have a tag and then they also have like a strip with the size on. Oh, the clear. I just had it all day. All day, just on my leg. We do it a lot though, don't we? Yeah, we love a tag. I leave tags in, I forget. All the time.

That's rushing, that is? Yeah, no, I'm terrible. Or I put it on and think when I go down, I'll cut it out and you forget. Otherwise, I'll pull it and I end up putting a hole in it. Yeah. But I do, but would you go up to someone? Well, it's funny because I did it and someone that was running and I shit my pants. I thought, what did she running for?

She was like, you've got a tag hanging out. I said, oh, thank you. I was more embarrassed. I thought you could just let me be. Oh, no. That's lovely. There's certain times I think I'd want to tell you, but then I'd be worried that you would be like that and be like, oh, I'm so embarrassed now. But I would much rather.

I've been out before and I think I've been out for like seven hours. hours and no one's told me. I got one for you. What about if you did do it to someone? And they were like, why have you told? I know, right, I'm taking this back. It's all right, all the best. tuck it in.

Yeah. But I think I've done it before where I've seen it and it's like tucked in. I'm like, oh, you're labelling. Oh, if it was tucked in, then I probably wouldn't. If it was fully hanging out the back. No, I get it. I do get it. What about stickers on the shoes?

That I cannot abide. What stickers on the shoes? Nah. Even the see-through square one. No, I'm sorry, guys, it's unacceptable. Would you say to someone, oh, your stickers are on your shoes? You wouldn't, though. Only if I knew them.

Yeah. I just... Well, but when you go to lunch with someone that you really like, your acquaintance friend, whatever you're doing, well, if you're going for lunch with them, you hopefully... You know, or work meeting or something, and you go to the toilet, you've got a massive thing. I've been sat there all day, you know,

now I will always say to someone, so you've got a little something in your tooth. Yeah, 100%. That pisses me right off. Unless they say it to you and it's just your dodgy tooth. to you. No, that's true. You like getting things stuck in your teeth, though, didn't you? But imagine saying it's someone, and then they go, oh no, it's actually, I've just got a hole.

I say, I'm sorry about that. I was just letting you know. I thought it was food. I'd be alright. If someone said it to me, I'd be like, oh, no, no, that's just... I know, but then, like, you're trying to get it out when you can't get it, I get it, I get it, or I hate all that stuff. You haven't got something with you. Annoying. I suppose you should always carry toothpicks.

But, yeah, you should just tell people. I did it. There was a woman at work. she basically had like half of her dress undone at the back. She'd obviously had a car, maybe got ready. You know one of them dresses you can't do it yourself? She's not ready on her own, come to the office, had a cardigan on, took it off, but she was really senior.

And I really plucked up the courage to tell her. And she was very grateful. But I was mortified. Like she never came to our office and I did shit my pants, but I did it. It is a funny thing that, isn't it? Because it is a good deed, but you feel embarrassed yourself to do it. I'm already embarrassed for them. them. Yeah. And everyone can see it. So just

nip it, get it done, and then everything's all right. I went to a little do a little while ago and I went outside and I sat on a wall and when I came in, one of the girls went, Natalie, sorry, you've got quite a lot of dirt on your hum. But it was as if I'd shut myself. I said, I looked in the lift mirror. I said, thank you so much. I cleaned it as much as I could. But you could tell she was very embarrassed coming up to me but I was so pleased she did. Yeah, but that's it. You'd rather someone.

one do that but it looked like pure poo I had cream trousers on and it looked as if I had pooed from my anus but where else it comes?

No but you know the actual exact fucking hell sometimes I don't know if you get this like I don't know if it's my mascara rubs onto my eyes

so I get a bit of dark so sometimes I'll go to the toilet and I look at the mirror and I think why the fuck has no one said Maria you've got a bit of the mascara's falling

on you're like that annoys Yeah, agreed. Any stories? I'd love to hear people's stories. But what about the other way where you've said something because that's happened to me many a time and you think, someone says, like what I just said, no, that's just a hole in my tooth.

And you think, see, this is why I just stay out of it. Or like, oh, you've got something there? Oh, no, it's a mole. Yeah. Oh, you've got a little on your chin. Oh, no, it's a scar. Oh, okay, great. Yeah, I'd love to hear those stories.

That's a great one. They're good ones. Because you're trying to do the good deed and you can offend someone quite easily. aren't you? Well, I think that's the pod over, because I think we're all going to fall asleep. Oh, well, okay. I mean, sorry, guys.

Short and sweet, but I hope you're all having a lovely, lovely week. I'm recording with Mummy tomorrow night. Oh, yeah? Yeah. She gets 24 degrees. Oh, Jesus. We get 34. Sorry.

No, sorry, I'm joking. It's all right. Love for to see you both, Super Dupo. I'm at yours tomorrow. Yep. For another day in the sun. Stunning. Look forward to it.

I'll be at work. I know. I go away next week. Lovely. A few little days away so that'll be nice. Good. Got a nice weekend. I look forward to.

Yeah, just busy now, isn't it? Is he busy and the sun is shining? Yeah. Super. Lovely. Right. Ciao everyone. Ciao for now.

See you soon. Bye. Bye. Bye.