Life with Nat - EP42: Nat’s Nieces #5

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

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Nat's niececes tonight. Maria's here, Elsie's here. Hi. Very tired, Maria. Oh my God, I'm so tired. Ask her why she's tired. Well, I know why she's tired. She was up till three o'clock in the morning, Sunday morning. No, not, yeah, not, what's today?

Monday. Yeah, Saturday night, Sunday morning. And made me stay up with her. Well, you did very well. Thank you. It was Elliot's baby shower on Saturday. What a lovely day. It was really lovely.

It was really, really nice. Lovely. Always say it's lovely. It's so lovely. I know, I do say lovely a lot. You say lovely all the time. But no, it was. It was wonderful.

It was fabulous. Beautiful. No, it was. It was fabulous beautiful no it was it was really really nice very lucky with the weather as well very until until when i decided i'm done i'm going to bed i've begged everyone to go to bed they were making me try and stay up and i managed to get jack to bed that sounds a bit rude you know i mean and uh we went to bed. That sounds a bit rude. You know what I mean? And we went to bed and I laid down and then it just all kicked off.

There was thunder, lightning, rain and then I couldn't go to sleep. I passed out, I think. Yeah. After shouting, being really loud. We all stayed at mum's.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what happened. We were having a good chat. Then Ruby woke up. Oh, my God, I forgot. She was crying. Oh, what time was that?

And then the dog was barking because of the lightning. No, this all happened as up my head hit the pillow. Oh, you had to go down and get her milk, didn't you? I was gutted. Oh, there's nothing worse, is there? When they wake up and you're just going to bed. And she was not in a good way. Yes, I was.

I was fine. No, you weren't. No, you weren't. Well, yeah. No, considering it was a long day, you weren't. No, I didn't drink much. It was just towards the end that I let loose. Oh, God.

We were talking politics. It's very, very interesting that you say that because I feel like I can go for a whole day and not do a lot and then get excited and overdo it at the end of the evening when there's no need to. No, but also it's because we were sitting around the table. Yes. Chatting. Oh, it was very civilised.

It was lovely. We were having a debate. We were talking about a lot of different things. Should have podded it, wouldn't you? I mean, no. Things that I have no clue about. They were trying to teach me politics is not my area. It was quite educational.

It was. I wish I remembered it. Where was my brother at this point, your dad? He'd been asleep on the sofa with Alfie. Which was great because the music, it was getting a lot. Taking a turn. I had some great boogies, though, with Dave. He was on form on Saturday.

He was, yep. Really nice. Mum gave in. She cleaned the whole kitchen, top to bottom, bless her. Shock. I don't know how she does it. She doesn't sit down. It annoys her.

And then I feel bad because I feel like I should have helped her more. I helped her a lot in the day. I know, but you're the enjoying. And then I enjoy it and then I take my eye off the helping. And then, to be fair, Lisa helped her quite a bit. That's the beauty, I guess, of being pregnant and not drinking. Yeah. But then I feel mum never sits down and just enjoys it.

I know, but when you're that way inclined, she can't relax when it's like that. I know, it's a shame. But then, yeah, I get it. She just wants to keep on top of it. Also, somebody commented on a Nat's niece's photo, I think it was, saying, just wanting to clarify, it might have even been one of yours, Nat,

that was like, so Auntie Linny, who is that? Just trying to clarify Tony, like the whole family tree. Oh, really? Maybe I'll do, you know, like in a history lesson, when you get the Victorians, I need to sketch it out and put everyone's pictures. I feel like you might, yeah, just you might want to clarify that one.

Yeah, because Auntie Linny is our mum, but she is not Tony's wife. No. That's Tony's sister-in-law. You're yet to meet David, Maria and Elia's dad, but you will do in the future. So, yeah, Aunty Linny is Natalie's sister-in-law. Your mum. Yeah. Tony is my brother who lives down the road.

Maria and Elia's uncle is Tony, my brother. I mean, it is all a little bit odd because of the ages. Yeah, it is confusing. People still say cousins. Oh, yeah, everyone. Sisters. Is it Natalie that's your cousin? No.

But even for me, I feel like the girls should be my nieces. Yes. Not my cousins. Well, people always say, oh, go and ask Auntie Elia. They forget. It's not that. And then, yeah, and then our children, well, my kids, and then obviously El's baby Murphy.

Well, they're my nieces. I feel like they're my nieces' nephews. But you're my niece. Yeah, and then they're second cousins with Eliza and Joanie. Which is ridiculous. Weird. Weird, but yeah. Listen, we can just make up our own

we know what we mean to each other it doesn't really matter oh absolutely did you enjoy it Els? yes it was really lovely did you like your balloons? balloons were amazing

weren't they lovely? what was that gloss they put on? yeah I don't know they sort of they spray it just to elevate it a little bit

yeah but they still weren't like super shiny they still had like a matte but very good very talented they were absolutely lovely and the girls were so nice

they're lovely it's a mother and daughter Gemma and her mum they were absolutely amazing and that is at Softies play and party they were

brilliant they're mother and daughter aren't they yeah they're just so sweet and her mum's had like a really big back operation

not so long ago and she's back at it at work. And they're not being funny. It's quite a manual job, isn't it? Yeah, but they were there for ages, weren't they? Setting it all up. I just love the attention to detail. Yeah, because you said obviously Maria has obviously planned it all

and organised it and done everything to perfection. Thanks. But the invites and and she had matched the font on the sign and I said to Gemma if you can't do it I know it's just a thought she was like no I'll do it she did it

I said to her for Alfie's I was like did you have to buy the Batman backdrop she said yeah I bought it but we'll use it again she said you know we'll probably have an influx of Batman parties now. But nothing is too much trouble. No, really lovely people. And they do a really good job. So, yeah, thank you, girlies.

Yeah, no, really, really kind of you. Thank you. Food was excellent. Yeah, food was, well, food, everyone. I have to say, if I heard Maria mention the fish finger roll once. Can I say? Jesus Christ. That was next level. What? I didn't mention the fish finger roll once can I say Jesus Christ that was next level

I didn't have a fish finger roll you missed out big time brioche bun put the sriracha mayo on it life changing though I might have to ask Alex I'm going to get as I say to Alex come and make me some please they were really good

I had two really nice calamari I had two. I had two of them. Banging. Really nice. Calamari. I had two pots of that. Excellent. I've got to say, I've not had a calamari like that in a really good, very light.

Nobody said salty. Yeah, banging. But a good salty. Really, really good. Not too greasy, was it? No. Mm-mm. Very, very nice.

Salad's delicious. And a lot of it come out. So much food. It just kept coming. No, it was great. At first, I was a lot of it come out. So much food. It just kept coming. No, it was great. At first, I was a bit freaking out a bit because I thought, oh, is that it? I know you said that. I was like, oh, God, is that it?

Because they lay it all out, don't they? Presentation and then obviously they'll just... And it did look little, to be fair. Yeah. But they... And also, they're cooking it. It's all fresh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So everything's then not sat there getting cold. Very, very good. Very good. Yeah, food was good. Lots of people said the food was amazing. It was lovely. It was lovely. And yeah, good company and lovely.

No, it was a really nice day. It was just a long day. And I just can't believe you sat there until 3am not drinking. You did really well. It's crazy, isn't it? Yeah, it's mad. But although the next day what is mad is feeling, I do feel shattered, but not having a hangover so good because you don't feel half as bad you don't it's really really good so yeah i was very grateful it is the way

forward lovely to have a bit of a night out my view but i'm not i feel like i'm yeah but it's the late nights the drink it's not i know it is the drink but I can have a good drink If I go to bed At a sensible time Fine But it's that Three in the morning Yeah Those

You can't Or you stay up And don't drink Either or Can't do both No I'm not doing that I did You can't do both

It's different It was your My day Party I just didn't want to go to bed Without Jack Because I knew he'd come up Be banging Crashing and wake me up.

And we probably would have stayed up till God knows what time. Yeah, and Mum was like, please make sure the lights go out. Of course. So, yeah, take a little duster up. Just do the bonester as you go up the stairs. Well, I'll tell you something, girls. We've had so much correspondence for our episodes. Have a little listen to these and see what you think.

Here we go. Hi, Nat. It's Anita from Norfolk here. Just wanted to pop on and tell you about the customer service that I witnessed in Self-Reduce in London last week. I was visiting with a friend and her little girl. We were on the toy department and oh my goodness i thought about you and the conversations that you'd had with your husband over bad customer service this was a middle-aged lady um serving in a toy department she didn't ask if she could help she literally

beckoned the customers forward um snatched these toys out of the customer's hands um in fact she didn't utter a word to the customers no please no thank yous just shoved the card machine in front of them wow in fact the only word that she did say was shit um because she bagged up the teal so yeah terrible customer services um and i was completely shocked that this was happening in such a massive place as well. Prestigious. Somewhere that you would think you'd get fantastic customer services. So, yeah, be interested to know if anyone else spotted this lady or had been even served by her. Yeah, horrendous customer services.

Right. Firstly, it's customer service. Services. Service, not customer services right firstly sorry customer service services service not customer services i say things wrong it's all good i was just gonna say however turned selfridges let's be honest we frequent a lot and you've told me els that the last couple of times you've been in, you feel it's got better because I have to say, from my experience of Selfridges in the last two years, it is dog shit. No, there was one time that I went in and I thought it was better than some of the times that we have gone and it was terrible. I mean, there were times

where there were no staff. You're in the ladies wear and you're looking around and you want to just talk to someone about a size or genuinely you can't find a staff member. They are so busy

and they don't, I mean, everyone needs to have a good customer service but I guess they get away with it because people just go in there and spend money. What about Zara?

Oh, I've never, ever, ever been served in Zara by anyone. You just have to walk around and make the best of it. I mean, it's that place blows my brains. What do you think of the self-service? That's what I was just thinking. Yeah, H&M. Oh, my God. If I wanted to do that, I'd work in a shop.

I don't get it. The Zara one That me and Natalie Went to Was it Christmas Oh my god And you've got to Take the tags off yourself

And everything I'm like What is going on I don't want to do that I'm going to damage your clothes Something I bought Then when I went To put it in the bag

It had a mark on it So I said Right I'm just I'm telling you I'm going to swap this No no you need to do a return But I have to do it I said no no I said I'm going I'm telling you, I'm going to swap this. No, no, you need to do a return. But I have to do it.

I said, no, no. I said, I'm going. I'm going to pick up the thing. You can't do that because it will show its different product code. But then you want me to do everything because your thing is actually now faulty. I've got to deal with that. And why are there so many stains on Zara clothes? Because I find that story's absolutely shocking for it.

People trying it on, that. I know, but you don't really get that in other places, I feel. You can't even ask a shop assistant in Zara. They hate working there. They must hate working there. I've never seen a happy Zara. If you work in Zara and you're happy working there, could you let us know?

077 88 20 19 19. Or maybe a family member and you think they love it in there because i i'm bamboozled by it it's just funny how it's got a bit of a name for itself because everyone says the same thing yeah it's interesting isn't it but because people like zara clothes they get away with it exactly and i can imagine it's don't get me wrong it's chaotic isn't it It can't be the most pleasurable place to work. I see it. People drop clothes off the hangers. They leave it on the floor. They don't pick it up.

They throw stuff. They constantly have to go around, fold up all day long. But I mean, yes, guess what you sign up for? Yeah, of course, of course. But going back to the self-service of clothes stores, though, why are we so against that when we've kind of got used to the food shopping? Because I suppose it's really... Because it's just meant to be like a nice experience.

Clothes, it makes you feel good. Shopping's a bit different, like food shopping, sometimes you're in and out. I mean, it's the same as online, isn't it, now with clothes? Sometimes the way it comes, it's all scrunched up in a bag, try it on, it looks like a piece of shit. The orders last week. I have the money I've spent on next day delivery.

Have you? One of them being the same website, two in one day, because of a dress for this baby shower. Two lots of six pounds in one day for the same site that all of the dresses went back and then you have to pay to return it yeah asos are doing that now as well what if you're a serial returner you will be charged really well i'm not so i recharge you don't they yeah they just knock off a little it's not much it's 3 quid I think 2.95

yeah but where you're used to well I personally order everything on ASOS where I'm used to it being free being free

and I'm spending £6 on next day delivery then £2 each parcel I've done about 50 quid last week I'm furious

however you did look lovely thank you I got there in the end where was that from that was Boohoo Okay It was really nice

No, I mean, I struggled big time I mean, I chuck out express deliveries That's my own fault I don't even think about it Which is really, really bad I'm one of those that will spend more To just not get it I can't bear it

I don't know why I hope so It's like over £75 Yes, I'm like, I should buy something else I ain't got why I hate that It's like over £75 Yeah so I'm like I should buy something else I ain't got paper delivery But you've probably spent £22 when you could have

Spent £6.99 Yes Absolutely I do get that I do get that It's just the mentality I did that the other day On M&S

I did the same thing I get it though Why are you doing Online shopping When we've got Brookfield up the road Because they don't do The maternity knickers

In store Oh fair dues Banging though B banging no banging the best right up underneath they don't do them in store so i was ordering i didn't buy any maternity stuff i have still got a pair of right up underneath the boob black knickers which are so old and i still put them on when i'm on my period. Lovely. Get groceries delivered across the GTA from Real Canadian Superstore with PC Express. Shop online for super prices and super savings. Try it today and get up to $75 in PC Optimum Points.

Visit superstore.ca to get started. Talking of customer service. Yeah. No. What's that? to get started. Talking of customer service. Yeah. No. What's happened? You're not going to believe. Oh, here we go. The next saga.

It's not this table again. No, because honestly, all we're going to do is repeat ourselves tonight. I hope we've got to keep it fresh back to the table. I was just going to say, this is going to become as boring

as talking about lights. Go on. The fucking pedestal is still sitting in my porch. Oh, I can't. And I was with mum when she got the call or she had to call the delivery.

Well, I suggest you turn around and we're in M&S car park and she's shouting. Who is her? No, mum. Oh, your mum. So I've heard them

have an argument about it. Then she's called them. Well, I suggest if you're still, are you still local? And I'm like, mum, shut up. And then I think she got nice. She was like, well, look, you know, please. My daughter's had to go and get her daughter.

So if you, you know, if you could really kindly just turn around. Passag. Pure Passag. No. So, no. Three hour time slot That's fine I'm working from home It's not a problem is it

And they are good This company That do the deliveries Because they give you The time slot Then they'll let you know When they're X amount of time away

Who's this We can mention them I don't know B B Oh don't worry BJS BJS

BJS Sounds weird I never heard of. BJS. BJS. BJS. Sounds weird. I never heard of them. BJS Home Delivery. Okay. Okay. So... BJS Home Delivery.

That's what... I don't know. BJS Home Delivery Service. It reminded me of something like The Simpsons or something. Yes, didn't it? You sound weird. Go on. So he calls me.

He said, Madam, I'm going to be with you at about... No, I got a text, beg your pardon. So I was like, oh, damn it. I've got to go and pick Ruby up at half twelve. I mean, you couldn't make it up. I'm in all day, but I've got to go and get her from school. Anyway, I call him, mobile number. He answers.

He said, I'll be about 45 minutes. I said, I've got to go and get my daughter from school. It is five minutes up the road. Please, please don't leave. I will be five minutes. No problem, madam. And as I'm driving back home into my road, it didn't even say the delivery thing on it,

because otherwise I would have said. You just knew. But I just knew it was him. You should have stopped him in the road. And I wish I did, but I thought, surely not. Natalie did that for me. Then a random DPD man, she said, excuse me. I was in the middle of the high street.

She went, please, I know this is a ball lake, but if you're at home, there's a delivery coming. I said, I'll pop round. I've seen this van. I've stopped the traffic. There are people behind me. I've gone, beep, beep, beep. He said, I'll pop round. I've seen this van. I've stopped the traffic. There are people behind me. I've gone, beep, beep, beep. He's pulled over, bless him.

He's like, what number? What number? I said, it's really urgent. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Company. It weren't even there. Yeah, they hadn't even been yet. It was like, that was DPD.

No, but I remember doing that with DPD, though. And I remember driving to Hoddesdon to meet the delivery man to get the package. Wow. But you can do that. How did I contact him? So sorry. So he said yes, Madda. He said yes, no problem.

And he's not waited. And he's not waited. Ten minutes, not even. And I called him and he didn't answer. Well. So now it's coming. they're coming back next Monday they do have a lot to get through these delivery people I feel like we forget

it's quite a stressful job I think and if everyone said to him just wait 10 minutes and then it's not 10 minutes he wouldn't get it done he'd end up like Becky it'd be 10 to 10 to 10 minutes to 10 minutes and his last delivery that was meant to be at 8 would be half past 9.

She has had so much stick from us recently. Because she's late for a very important date. I don't feel like we've given her any stick. No, we have. And her baby shower, bless her, we have rinsed her. Oh, we haven't rinsed her on the pod yet, so you're late all the time. See you, Lil. She's so late.

I wonder how late her baby's going to be I reckon not as late as her I reckon I think she's going to go probably 12 days over She wants to be, she's quite hoping She's got a lot to do, bless her She looks blooming, can I just say

And I feel like she still looks quite small I think she's got a bit of a time I don't think it's going to be her in a fortnight I think she'll be pleased because she needs to come and do my hair. I was going to say, we can get a couple more blow dryers in. Happy days. I was like, Bex, so when are you actually finishing? She was like, next Wednesday is going to be my official last.

I said, but what about for me? Because I need a blow dryer Friday. She was like, yes. When? This Friday. No, she didn't say that, guys. Anyone that uses her, she's not doing any more blow dries. This Friday.

Okay. I've got her in Wednesday, I think. I just have her every six weeks for a cut and colour and I thought, this is where it's at perfect. And I was looking at the weeks and I thought with the baby it'll be three and a half weeks out. Yeah, I mean, I can't, I'm trying not to think about what's going to happen when this baby arrives. But this is the thing with her, she's like, just don't worry, we'll make it work.

She's very chilled out. She'll sort it out. It'll be fine. But yeah, if she's late now. If she's come home to us when we've had newborn babies, Maria, and she's been feeding and holding it while we get in the shower, we'll just be feeding and holding the baby while she does our nut. It's no problem.

It's true. But if she's late now, imagine what she's going to be like when she's got to bring a newborn baby with her. All the best. It'll be fine etv but no we love you really bad it's hot in here and we do love you here we do it is warm listen it's on the turn now we're in the we're in the burr months hang on can we talk about that sorry i shared that what where's that from yeah but everyone's saying it but everyone's saying it's because i shared saying it. It's because I shared it. I know.

What do you mean? It's not because you shared it that the world is talking about it. But I'm saying I've never heard that before this year. But that is true. Yeah. I know, but it's really horrible. I don't like it. I don't know why it aggravates me.

I want your face out. What Burr? We're in the Burr months. Oh, it's pathetic. However, I did buy the kids Some Halloween pyjamas today Oh yeah Just saying

Yeah I thought I'm gonna Do you know what I thought I'm gonna do it now And they can wear them now Because once Halloween's done It's over

It's over You're absolutely right And I buy them Finished Yeah I usually buy them like A festa finis I buy them two weeks before And they wear them for two weeks

And that's it Yeah no It's like Easter It's like everything So I've done that What are before and they wear them for two weeks and that's it. No, you're right. It's like Easter. It's like everything. So I've done that. What are you doing? I'm actually filming.

I'm just doing some content for our socials. We're shit, aren't we? That's why I bought the new cameras. Can I just say one thing? You were saying about Burr and I understand all this Brat Summer and stuff.

But what's very demure? What's that? Very mindful. Very mindful. I don't understand it. Very demure what's that very mindful very mindful I don't understand it have I missed something that's it

yes it's a video and Eliza says it and then she nearly had a heart attack at the baby shower because Kate and Ellie were doing it

and they were all doing it together and Eliza was really felt really cool because she knew it how does she know how does she see she don't have

all those social media platforms. All her friends do. It's just a thing that someone's done on TikTok and now it's gone viral. I've not seen it at all. Wow, you're nothing to know. I've not either. So what does it mean to be very demure? Well, demure itself, the actual meaning of demure is classy.

Yeah, ladylike. Ladylike, sophisticated of demure is classy ladylike ladylike sophisticated demure so you'd wear a lovely evening dress you'd look classy exactly what we are not not demure mindful cutesy okay good thank you i just yeah i didn't know if i'd missed something exactly it's lined up for you why did you talk about that? I'm not sure. What did you... Oh, because she said about the burr and where does that come from. I just don't get the burr.

September. I said it last year and I'm going to say it again. If I see one more sketch of what you should do for the autumn, go on an autumn walk, crunch the leaves, have a slow morning. I do love a leaf crunch. No, I do, but it's just a bit i love the autumn get your psl i just said i love the autumn by the way yeah the autumn yeah okay no psl pumpkin spice latte exactly i could see it now what at Christmas a toffee nut latte.

Crochet a pumpkin. Crochet a pumpkin. Read an autumnal book. Wrap up. Put your boots on. Go for two hours. Oh, it'd be funny if you could see the face on it.

This is why we need videos. I know, but the problem is all those things are great. She's going from matcha to latte to gingerbread. But all of those things are...

A latte, matcha to pumpkins and gingerbread. But all of those things are... Latte, matcha, pumpkins, gingerbread. All of those things, of course, are really nice. But when I see nine of them with a tick list of what to do, I'm never going to do them. No. So it stresses me out. Pressure.

Yeah, pressure on people. It's not fun. It's not nice. Because I think, I'm telling you, over the next two months, I'll probably do one of those things. I'd love to do 12 of them. I'd love to do 12, but what c*** has got time? She's on one.

That was good. Who's rattled your cage, Miss Cassidy? However, I'm glad to see the back of summer, what little summer we had. I'm f***ing stuck over it. See you later, summer. Bye-bye now. At least we can just get on with our lives. Just get on with the best stuff.

I did, when I walked in here, I said, I am looking forward to one of those Saturday nights in. Oh, I'm so excited. Watching TV, nice glass of wine. Do you know what I've made today? I've made a chicken stew. What? It's been raining.

I feel ill. I need some goodness. It's September. Right. What have we put in the stew? Leeks, parsnips, carrots, chicken, stock, Jack's doing the dumplings. Oh, you're having it tonight?

Yes. That is mental. Sorry, I'm confused. Chicken Stock Jack's doing the dumplings Oh what you're having it tonight? Yes That is mental Sorry I'm confused It's It's the second Monday in September I know But we both feel a bit run down We both wanted loads of vegetables

Something to warm the cockles up Perfect And I'm so excited It's not cold Couple of little dumplings Having some dumplings But you know when you feel like You just feel a bit

ugh it's like I was going to do pastina I was going to say why didn't you do pastina well because I could get it on earlier

let's get it on because I was coming here it's on it's done now I'm excited for the one pot so I'm here for that

well Poppy who I had on excuse me Poppy who I had on the pod it's got a new book out no no I know I'm plugging it

but I'm looking forward to seeing it no you just said that sentence all like it was one word it was freaky freaky but she has a slow cooker book but she's quite good

her recipes nice I don't know I did her potatoes the other day good didn't they like the proper roast how you said I did them yesterday

is it good with the oil and I have to say and I left them really big they come out it. I did them yesterday. Is it good? With the oil, and I have to say, and I left them really big. They come out fantastic. I did them yesterday. They were brilliant. So sorry.

What are you showing me now? Yeah. Tag me. I'm sweating. It's sweating. So you're telling me, my ninja, I've never really used a slow cooker. Okay. Don't talk to me because I've got one.

You bought it for me and I absolutely love it. No, yours is an air fryer. Forget it. You haven't got one. Oh, sorry. So what happens, Elle? I can leave that on all day. Is that what you're telling me?

Yeah. It's mad. I've got a slow cooker. An old fashioned five litre pot. Yeah. And you leave it on all day. I need to do something. One thing I'm going to say about a slow cooker.

Girl, too much juice. No, I would just like someone to help me with it. Whatever I were to cook in a slow cooker doesn't really have any flavour. For me, I don't think it's the lack of flavour. I think things don't thicken. Yes, that's it. So if I'm doing like a chilli, I can't.

That stresses me out. I just like my Le Creuset and do it on a day when you're working from home. I know. I know. I get the slow cooker, but I have to say. I get it. I've done things like slow cooked, like pork, and that's very good. Right.

I did. I once did a brisket of beef in the old house. And I put it on. And it was for, I think it was eight hours. But I'd had it on the high setting. It was cremated. Black. Crispy.

Imagine an aromatic duck, but dead, cremmated dead that's what it was like so yeah i've just never got on with them but you know what it's all cleaned actually i've dusted it off it's in granddad's kitchen and i might have a go i would like to i don't i yeah i don't think the slow cooker's for me i agree with ellia i remember trying to do a stew and it was just so watery but why would you did, did you go to work? Is that why? No, I just wanted to use it. Yeah. No point. I think we need to go back to it and I think we should look at Poppy's book.

Okay. What does she do, slow cooker stuff? It's her new book. Oh, I'm so sorry. She's done it all. Her new one out. We could do a live or something. Do you remember the lives?

All day slow cooker. What, are you just staring at it? Give it a stir. Three hours in. How you doing, girls? Just looking at the slow cooker, ain't I? Sarah said, hey now, I've just been listening to your recent episode with your nieces and came here to say if you do end up doing a live session,

can you do it either in the morning or early afternoon so us listeners from down under can watch oh love listening to the three of you you've got such a lovely bond love sarah oh yeah morning weekend morning maybe possibly or it's fine i mean asking a lot it's a lot isn't it when you work and stuff Well it is when 91% of my listeners are in the UK No we can We can try and make it work But then there wouldn't be a lot of people That would be able to listen to it in the UK

Because they'd hopefully maybe be at work Or busy at the weekend Or asleep Yeah I'm not sure that's going to work But when you do a live you can save them You can save them Yeah You can just post them

So it's not really a big deal Whatever you want to do So don't worry about it It's all good I might be in labour When you do the live Yeah I'm hoping for some Voicemails tonight

We'll FaceTime you What Are you going to do A Halloween party For God's sake Joanie's really not into Halloween. Oh, she hates it. She went,

I do not want to go trick or treating. She doesn't want to do any of it. She doesn't want the decorations up. However, last week that changed.

Oh, okay. She said, actually, I'm coming around to the idea of maybe getting the decorations up. So I think it might change with time.

I need to get some decor. Oh, they had some lovely little pumpkins in Home Sense. Did they? I've got quite a lot of stuff actually i need to get it all out and have a look do you know what i find with those things because i picked two things up to put on the doorstep because i thought i'm not going to have much time but at least if i've got something i like for the kids yeah in the in the area of

course yeah where do you then store those what's the problem like a clear box in the garage i've got two boxes but it's just i've got two things boxes. But it's just, I've got two things. You bought me like a rabbit for Easter. I did. One rabbit. What do I do with that all year round? I want to throw it in the bin. It gets on my nerves.

That's really rude, actually. No, but do you get what I mean? Yeah, but I think I've got some crocheted pumpkins. They're beautiful. Yeah. But you're not putting them on your doorstep, are you? No, I'm not. I sometimes put them in the window. Yeah, lovely. But again, yeah, they're all in them on your doorstep are you no I'm not sometimes put them

in the window yeah lovely but again yeah they're all in a box in the loft and stuff

yeah I mean I get my favourite one I think yeah my favourite I think I'm

getting ill yeah you're not feeling well now my throat hurts I think it's

the dam I've got to go out on Thursday you'll be alright you'll be fine

stop moaning about stuff it's good to go out I'm. You'll be all right. You'll be fine. Stop moaning about stuff. It's good to go out. It's good. You're not ill. I'm exhausted. You're just tired. You've done it to yourself. You'll be fine in a couple of days.

I just would like a quiet weekend. Have you got a quiet weekend coming up? No. Oh, we've got Amelia's birthday. Yes. Correct. But that will be quiet. That's quiet.

Yeah, it's a day thing. You haven't got to get drunk. Who said? No. I'm going to drive. Yeah, nice. a day thing. You haven't got to get drunk. Who said? No, I'm going to drive. Yeah, nice. This is really random. I'll message you lot. I want to talk about number plates.

Okay. New subject, people, coming up. Thrilling. I'm intrigued because I'm very good with number plates. What does that mean? What does that mean? Like, no, I have like a weird thing where I remember people's number plates. What does that mean? What does that mean? Like, I, no, I have like a weird thing where I remember

people's number plates. Right. But not necessarily, like I will know, I don't know, I just know, like my neighbours, for example,

I will know if I've driven past one of my neighbours. That's weird. I just really, but I do, I'm the same with postcodes. Anyone will know

that used to work with me. I'm very, very good with postcodes. Do you like, when you get a new car new car your number plate do you try and make it fit with like you sorry no what do you mean like the initials and stuff you try and make it to be like oh so that's something to do with me no no there's i mean when you buy a car they do say about like oh this these are really good letters Right exactly

I don't know why For me Why is that? All letters Why are you discriminating other letters? No because All I keep thinking about Is when I get my new car

Yeah I really hope it's got a good number plate Why do I care? I don't know But yours ain't great now So what's the problem? What? But it's like you

No you don't want to read it out No I'm not reading it out I don't mind my number plate I'm No, I'm not reading it out. I don't mind my number plate. I'm not saying that you... I'm just saying it's a number plate. No, I know, but I feel like this is my point. This is going to be my point. If you let me finish, I can't stand private number plates.

I don't get it. Why do you want people to know where you are all the time? Number two, I... Well, unless you're me, I'll know where you are because I know everyone's number plate. Well, yeah, but... I had a private number plate private number plate yes you know he bought me one for my birthday yeah what a weird thing why do we do that and where is it i just don't really know what's happened to that no and it all should have been packed like retention yeah no it's gone finished

so i and sometimes i can live with the initials or, you know, trying to do something like that. But what about when people try and make a name without letters and numbers and the dots? And it doesn't even. Yeah, that's bad. Annoying, isn't it? Agreed. But is that still a big thing? Yes. Because I feel like years ago it was more popular.

It was calmed down, I think. But that's driving. I think people are more aware of privacy and, you know, people know. I think 15, 20 years ago it was a massive thing. I was doing a thing in my head that's what made me laugh and I thought I'll have to talk to you about it because I was driving and I saw one of these dopey number plates and I thought, you silly Billy, it's not even, you're trying to make your name

and it's not working. So that made me laugh. Then I thought about it and then I thought, but I am worried about my number plate. To a degree. Now we're talking about it and we're opening it up. I really hate my number plate at the moment. Why?

I just don't like the letters. Oh, is there a K in there? No, what's wrong with K? You're very random this evening Els I know it's the hormones but I don't think we've got long

to go here no just K's a bit K's a bit shit yeah I haven't got a K maybe Jack's the one with the K mine's just a bit

bleep this out Em bleep this out gross shit no so I was going when I was looking at buying a car outright

there was one and it was a bit like ro-ro oh and I was like oh that should be my car it's not

I didn't buy it but yeah the only time you can have one of those like a personalised number plate is if you have like one you know

just like one of those yeah you know what you see like a 1G yeah what's um alan alan sugar alan one no like a whatever you see it driving about you think that's excellent you see him driving around where he's in loughton way well you see him driving around i have seen him in his bentley or whatever it is rolls and it, and it's AMS1, I'm sure. Amstrad or whatever he did. What about when Ronnie Wood, was it Ronnie Wood?

What, went to? The Greek, in where? The village to Verna. Right. No, I'm not convinced, to be honest. You're not? Not convinced. Oh, Jamie Balfour's family member.

Ah. He's on Strictly, isn't he? Jamie's doing Strictly. Ronnie Wood as well? What? Ronnie O'Sullivan and Ronnie Wood. Oh, hang on. I knew she was confused.

Emma, leave that in. Ronnie Wood as in the Rolling Stones? Ronnie Wood. I thought you meant Ronnie O'Sullivan. Yeah, I thought you did. That's why when you said Jamie, I'm thinking. I thought you meant Ronnie O'Sullivan. Yeah, I thought you did. That's why when you said Jamie, I'm thinking, no, that's Ronnie O'Sullivan. I thought she'd never said that before. Huh?

Why would she never told her? We would know if Ronnie Wood was his... Ronnie Wood. Oh, my God, that's hilarious. Where is a historical nice town in a nice place? Why would he not be there? Who? Ronnie O'Sullivan or? Or Ronnie Mee?

Any Ronnie to be honest. Well he was there apparently. He was there. Ronnie Mee do. I did a really good deed the other day. You always do good deeds. I went to

Sainsbury's to do my The old boy. Yeah. Go on then. I went to Sainsbury's to do my shop. Picked. Yeah. Go on then. I went to Sainsbury's to do my shop. Yeah. Picked up some Prosecco for the baby shower. Couldn't carry it.

Asked someone to do it for me. Do my scanning shop. This old boy stopped me and made like a bit of a joke. And we were chatting for ages, for like 15 minutes. He was the nicest man. And he was telling me all about his life. And he sort of gave my tummy a little rub. And he said, I wish you all the best.

Did he? At the end, he went, like just a little, he said, I wish you and the baby all the best. I was, honestly,

I walked away, I wanted to cry. Went, paid, got in the car, drove off and then realised I didn't pay for the Prosecco and I,

my heart just sunk, the whole case, so six bottles. Oh wow. Every day. It wasn't, it wasn't loads, they were like, it was still, so six bottles. Oh, wow. Every day. It wasn't loads. They were like, it was still, you know, I thought I can't do this. So I turned around, I went back, went in, went to the till, told, explained.

She was like, don't worry. I was all like in a fluster. And I said, I've got, I need to pay for it, please. And they'd done it. And they were like, thank you so much for your honesty. Karma. No one ever, no one ever does, you know. No, they wouldn't, would they? Good karma. so much for your honesty karma no one ever no one ever does you know no they wouldn't

would they good karma I went back I was really proud of myself I'm really proud of myself for not being a thief

no well I didn't I got distracted because he put some people I put it in my trolley some people would get the ump with him touching

your belly I was just do you know that I was going to bring that up I mean I would I've never had a problem with that but some people get really funny a few people have like gone to do it and was just, do you know that I was going to bring that up? I mean, I've never had a problem with that, but some people get really funny.

A few people have gone to do it and then said, oh, do you mind? And I'm like, I don't. It literally doesn't bother me. There's a lot of people. But it was a very, very sort of like a little gentle. And he'd just given me his whole life. He was just the nicest man. I was going to invite him over for dinner, and then I felt bad that I didn't.

Get him on the pod. Oh, no no his name was Ron of course it was Ronnie oh maybe that's what it was that made me

think of it was it Ronnie Wood no Ronnie O'Sullivan Ronnie Wood in Sainsbury's this could all get too

misconstrued this is how gossip starts he was really lovely Ron He was 85, 86 Doing his little Sunday shop Lovely though Really, really nice man

I see loads of old boys in like A little supermarket near me And I do, yeah I always look at their shopping I look at what they're buying So did I He had What did he have?

I think he had Oh do you know what he had? Nesquik Cereal No he didn't But then he has got all his grandchildren, great-grandchildren, grandchildren, so I didn't know if maybe they were for him or for them. But you can't bang in a bit of Nesquik.

Can't beat it. Yeah, I love looking at the old shop. There's always a bit of ham in there, isn't there? Yeah, breaded ham. Love seeing if there's any breaded ham. Oh, bless you, darling. Wow. You know, the last time we were on, we were talking about the London Underground, and I said how much it was for a travel card. Oh, bless you, darling. Wow. You know, the last time we were on, we were talking about the London Underground,

and I said how much it was for a travel card. Oh, yes. Someone said evidence for you. It wasn't the London Underground. No, it was a travel card. And I think I messed up. I was just looking, I think, not the tube, just the train. She's trying to back herself up.

There we go. Because it didn't make sense. Evidence for you that when I went to London the other day, it cost me £36 to travel on the underground. Wow. An overground train. It can't just be the underground. London Overground, Shepherd's Bush.

Wow. I don't know where she was coming from, what she was doing. That was the message. So it's a little bit vague. No, I thought it said, she said she was from like somewhere right in the south she doesn't mention that oh she's from hove thank you so you're right so you're getting a train from home i know but maybe she wasn't coming from home no she might not have been that's why we need clarification on that yeah please let me know nick no i know even some

of the girls at work i was talking to one of the girls at work the other day where was she can't remember not that far but again she was oh yes

no Midlands yeah yeah no I guess that is quite far isn't it yeah isn't it

no but then there was someone else who I think more Essex way right still cost them like 30 something quid to get in

it's outrageous it's get in it is a lot it's a lot everything's a lot we were talking about the t-shirts the husband and wife do you remember from the wedding

oh my goodness me sorry Becky going back to Bex go on I've seen them she saw them no she hasn't

she went to me you know that couple with the tops this colour described them and I was like yeah she went I saw them no she hasn't she went to me you know that couple with the tops this colour described them and I was like yeah she went I saw them in

in Sainsbury's what they were them again on the same day I said she went it was last week which was when it was my scan she said

so it must have they must have popped into Sainsbury's after but she was like I saw them that's hilarious yeah well listen to this

it says hi Nat hope you are well just listening to the latest episode with your nieces and the part about the people at the hospital in wife and husband tops on my wedding day I went to the hospital in my full gown vow and flowers as my mum got admitted with sepsis early in the morning and I had to have my mum see me in my dress that's cute that's really sweet I mean that's a very different very very very different very different

but that's yeah that's because you get married still well I guess you how can you not yeah just a quick one

one of your nieces can't remember which one it was she said a word wrong it's not tenderhooks oh me no one's on tenderhooks that's wrong It's not tenderhooks. Oh, me. No one's on tenderhooks. That's wrong.

It's tenterhooks. Ah, you've been mugged up. I think you should do a pod on what people say, what people get incorrect in terms of words or phrases. That's what we were doing. There's one there. Tenterhooks. Not tenderhooks

We do do those my darling And yes I think Tender What's that then? I say tenderhooks I've never heard I've never Yeah

Tenderhooks Well you knew it Yes it's not tenderhooks I always say tenderhooks So I'm with you I don't believe What's tender? Well it's just the phrase

It's tenderhooks Yeah I've never known that. There we go. I've always said tenterhooks because I thought it was kind of... On tenterhook like you're on... Yeah, tenter. A bit like that. Tenter.

Look there. What's tenter mean, Ellie? Google it, please. Have a little Google of tenterhooks. Did we say about loose and lose? Oh, God. Because that, for me, is room 101. Loosing out.

When people write, I don't want to loose you instead of lose. Oh, no, that's terrible. Or they put loose instead of lose. Yeah. It's my worst. All of the there's are my pet peeves. Yeah, my mum loved mummy, but mummy can't do the T-H-E-I-R. She gets it wrong every time.

There's no meaning of tenter. I don't know what you want to say. What was that thing? Who sent that thing? Mummy can't do the T-H-E-I-R. She gets it wrong every time. There's no meaning of tenter. What was that thing? Who sent that thing on Instagram? Oh, it was fantastic. How good was that? Was it you that sent it? About the English language and how difficult it is.

Here, it was like, well, if that's here, then what's here with a D on the end? Well, that's heard heared no it's heard it's incredible the English language is one of the most difficult languages in the world

yep yet most countries are learning it don't know what that says for us really we should be learning a few more languages really

I know I wish I did but me too that ship sailed maybe one day or something doing

this was good on Instagram. So I did a story the other day saying I was walking around Marks' or whatever and I was going to get a few bits and pieces. And the reply was this, which I thought was absolutely brilliant, from Whatta Wally Artist. So, you'll have to get the thumbs up from the old nieces, Nat. Wouldn't want to give them a coronary, would we?

Lulz. Send them round mine after my other half reckons I dress like Timmy Mallet oh god what was you wearing what was you wearing

no I was just walking but I was saying oh I'm in Marksies they've got some nice stuff I'm going to buy something oh I see

it just made me laugh everyone said that Marksies is good I mean do you really yeah you you're not sure if you want Marie around because she'll put

you in your place to be honest Timmy Mallet do you remember? Yeah, you're not sure if you want Marie around because she'll put you in your place, to be honest. Timmy Mallet. Do you remember Timmy Mallet? I do. Wackaday. Oh, it was great, that show. The Eddie O. Yachty young, weren't they? Mallet's Mallet.

Yeah. You had one of them, Mallet. Did I? Yes, you did. Yep. I feel like I did. You did. You did.

We used to smash each other over the head with it. Big soft one. Yeah. Obviously. It wasn't Mallet it. Big soft one. Yeah. Obviously. It's not a mallet. Just so you know. Yeah. Oh.

I know. It's good, isn't it? Do you know what I'm doing tomorrow? Go on. I'm going to do the lovely Kerry Godleman's. Kerry Godleman, the actress in Afterlife. Oh, yes. Hades' wife.

Yes, yes, yes. I am going to do her podcast, which is called, I think it's Memory Lane. And you choose five photos Oh that's nice And you talk about them Oh I like that So you're both in there guys You're both in there

Cute But you just sit in your chair What photo? Not going to tell you the photo Because you're going to be Everyone's got a podcast Don't they? They've all got pods

Has anyone not got a pod? No Even you two have got a pod now Not yet TBC Oh wow I say now pod Well

Nat's nieces is our pod Yeah Oh is it? It's your pod isn't it? Nat's nieces There's no Nat's nieces without you though She says TBC Which is brilliant

Like she's got other plans No no Okay see you later No problem Can I rent your room? Twice a week Feel free Happy days Can I bring your room Twice a week Feel free Happy days

Can I bring my sign in Yeah Hanging signage is more Yeah What do you think To my new little cameras Yeah very cute Cute

But where is the actual camera Oh my god Touch it Touch it at the moment What do you mean the camera That is the camera babe Look I can't

Oh It's sleeping it's sleeping it's sleeping Natalie said that they actually make you look good so that's handy oh great

I mean good because I look absolutely shocking right now well it's alright we're not filming this one but once I've got it all set up

we're going to be able to film it all properly it'll be nice because then we can do oh shit sorry we can do stuff yes no I just want to do wow It'll be nice because then we can do, oh shit, sorry, we can do stuff. Yes.

Which is what I do. Wow. This is a podcast. No, I know, but sometimes. No, but if we do our board game one or we want to do crisps, don't we? All our favourite flavours of crisps we wanted to do. Oh, yeah, that's riveting. Well, you say that, people love that idea.

I bought some Pringles today. I'm not a Pringle fan at all. I'm sour cream and child Pringle. No, they're a liability. No. You can't stop eating. The whole thing. I know, but once you pop, you can't stop.

Are you okay? The most truthful advertising ever. I feel like I've got an eyelash going in my eye. But what is that? That can't be normal. But they're meant to be like the worst.

That's what I mean. They are the worst. But probably because They're so full of Got something Addictives Yeah Yeah

There's so much stuff Addictives Addictives Addictives Not additives I just said additives Oh sorry Alright

Listen it's long It's been a long time You've not had any sleep We've had a very busy weekend Thank you for coming round On a Monday evening I appreciate it No problem

All good babes When are we doing the next one? Yeah what's the week looking like? What's going on? Very busy weekend. Thank you for coming round on a Monday evening. I appreciate it. No problem. All good, babes. When are we doing the next one? Yeah, what's the week looking like? What's going on? I feel like you might come and help me clean on Thursday. I'm going to come over. Maybe we can just... Well, I'm around Thursday and I'm at home.

I've got to do the school runs, but I'm just at home. I mean, I've got my own shit to do, but I haven't been over to see your house once. No. I don't come over. And also, you're not about to just have a baby so

so yeah I was going to say about you doing dinner on Wednesday oh for fuck's sake no yeah excellent

don't do a stew though will you oh I've bought just as I oh my god the one the one week that I actually go shopping

and buy my dinners for the week but I don't know why you do that weird with our life why do you do that I actually go shopping and buy my dinners for the week. I don't know why you do that. Weird. With our life. Why do you do that? I never do it because I need some organisation in my life and that's the only thing that I could do.

And I have no plan this week. I wanted to try and eat well. I feel like where we've been, we've had so much going on and even in the week, like Jack's doing stuff in the house, we end up eating rubbish or quick things. So I wanted to have four really good meals. I thought a massive pack of mints because I was going to bulk cook a bolognese to free some but I'll make that on Wednesday why are you turning your nose up this is a thing I don't like unbelievable no well you're I don't know what

you're not because if I'm going to Elliot's I can do a bolognese. So what do you want? So what would you want? Something exciting. No, babes, I've got your kid all day. I haven't got time to cook. Okay, let me have a think. But it's interesting because I don't do the shopping for the week. I never do it. And I did it a couple of weeks ago, a few weeks ago.

And it's always warm. And I ended up being out every night. I was in so much. And that is why I stopped doing it. weeks ago and it's always well and i ended up being out every night i was completely annoyed and that is why i stopped doing every time i stop and then one i get a little burst to do it and that week i get that burst it's manic nothing happened it never gets eaten but i bought things that could be frozen i didn't go mad on the veg that's good so i thought i can run to like a little local shop and pick up veg if needed but i got out on Thursday. I just don't want to be bloated. I mean, is that what you think about that?

What you're going to eat on Wednesday night? You can have a bowl of mints without the pasta. Or I can do some courgette. No. No. She will have a plate of pasta. No different to her. Because I'm messaging me On Friday evening

And I said I'm going to drive On Saturday And she went Yeah do you know what I'm done with it I'm not going to drink a lot either I said okay

Alright then There's no point There's just no point But you're boring It's not boring She's boring I had a brilliant time No you're boring

I had a really lovely time I was boogieing I was up Boogieing I had a brilliant time. No, you're boring. I had a really lovely time. I was boogieing. I was up. Boogieing? I had a great time. I feel like I didn't really see you. No, it's boring. I'm boring.

Life with Nat. Eh? Slash boring life with Nat. Oh. Say what you want. I can give a a shit to be honest So you're coming into your Your burr era

She is very burr Burdandy No this is Natalie's time isn't it Saturday nights Wine Board games It's mine Human buckaroo Human buckaroo.

Human buckaroo. There is nothing better. I'll hide the tequila because Maria loves tequila now. Yeah, I need a certain one. Oh, what, a coffee with train? No. What is it? I don't know.

I don't know. What's a big tequila? Nothing. Badandi was before tequila. Brian Badandi. From Phone Jackal. No, but I'm just saying, what's she saying? What's that got to do with tequila?

I don't know. But I know we skirted around it. It's quite a big topic. This quarter is the best quarter season. I feel I'm scared to talk about it because I don't want to bore people. Oh, fucking hell. Too little, too late. But genuinely, it brings me such joy now.

I mean. The night's drawing in. I know people don't like it. The next quarter is going to be us just talking about what board games we've played. Oh, I'm not going to be us just talking about what board games we've played. I'm not going to be. What red wine we're drinking. We'll get a little cardboard cut out of you.

No, I'll be here. Don't worry. No, it'll be absolutely fine. Newborn babies are the easiest bit. Oh, yeah. Okay. I agree, butter. Yeah, you're slept.

It's fine. It'll be fine. All the time. We've still got up every three or four hours I know we stumbled up the stairs But the crisp leaves No, no, I didn't mean that I didn't mean that The crisp mornings Because she looked at me

As I said about the crisp leaves I love the leaves When they fall When they fall They're all crispy My dream And when you just crunch them In your new autumn boots.

Don't you just love, though, I would just love to run through the park in the leaves. Is she taking a piss out of me? I love that. You will go and do it then. I do, I will. In Roxbob Park. You know, you have all the trees.

And I genuinely used to do that. It is so beautiful. In fact, I will go there to see. There's just something about yeah the tree line even the church near me

the cemetery as you walk through with the trees beautiful beautiful for me it's waking up and it's blue sky you know it's cold

yeah the sun's shining but it's crisp oh I love it I'm really excited about that yes I love it I just love the crispness of the next quarter no it's great and then you get the rain but I? I just love the crispness of the next quarter.

No, it's great. And then you get the rain. But I don't mind. No, the rain's a fucking egg. But when it's all like a Sunday, get up, get a roast on, get those potatoes prepped. Nine o'clock, the potatoes are boiling. I'm not great on roasts.

I need to work at it. It's not my thing. A little glass of red. Oh. Not at nine o'clock. No, 11. And then once you start getting on to the later prep, little glass of red oh not at nine o'clock one no eleven and then once you start getting onto

the later prep open a bottle have a little glass while you're prepping it you do realise you're going to have to roast a lot of Sundays now well you will

yeah you're going to we'll have come round with the baby yeah because there'll be all stuff you won't want to go out so it's best that we just come to you

for roasts sounds like a lot to be fair we just come here we're up the road yeah well that's true yeah I can't be you for roasts. Sounds like a lot. No, to be fair, we just come here. We're up the road. Yeah. Well, that's true.

Yeah, I can't be cooking a roast every Sunday for a hundred people. What are you going to be doing? We're not saying every Sunday. You'll be doing nothing. I'm confused. I've never had a roast at your house. Have you not? Ever. I've never made you a roast?

Never. Wow. You've missed out big time. That's poor. Oh, do you want me to make you one next week? Not next week. Oh, okay. I don't know where I am.

Oh, do you know what? I'll make you one before this baby comes. Yeah? Okay. You're really kind. No, no. We need to keep it small. I can't have every one.

Do you mean I'm not every one, am I? Okay. Yeah, I'll do that. All right. We can all make a dish. No, I won't. No, I'll do that. All right. We can all make a dish. No, I won't. No, let us just make the roast dinner. All right, fine.

My roast is better than yours. I'm shit at roast. I'll give you it. I don't know how you can't be good at a roast. No, you say that. That's not true. She's good at a lot of things that I'm shit at, but roast is my... If someone said to me, just, you're only allowed to cook roast...

No, you are good at roast. It's shocking. It's mental. What about the old crackling though? Why is it shocking? Sorry. It just blows my brain. This is how I get spoken to.

I'll cut a few beetroots in half and chuck a little bit of feta on it. She's like, this is, it blows my brains that you can make things like this. She thinks I'm an imbecile. Yeah, I mean, just don't do meatballs. My meatballs have got better. No, I'm not sure. No, the roast is good. I think my roast, I think, no. Well, just don't do meatballs. My meatballs have got better. No, I'm not sure. No, the roast is good. I think my roast, I think...

Well, I haven't had yours, but... If we could take Elements, I must say, her honey, carrots and parsnips, next level. I don't know how she gets them so... Sticky. Caramelised. Caramelised, crunchy. Have you had mine?

Don't like anything so yet. Because I don't have anything. No, you haven't cooked me a roast in god knows how long alright well we'll do that ok what meat though what meat

no I'm not being horrible but you can't you can't enjoy it meat lamb always for me I love a roast no crackling though can you just do some crackling

I could do a roast pork I don't like the pork I just want the crackling well I can't what do you want me to do buy a whole pork cut all the fat off just for you to have crackling

no we'll have to do pork. Why don't we do pork and beef? Pork and lamb. Oh, no. No, Natalie's the beef girl. Yeah, I've never cooked beef. I'll tell you something, I did a lovely bit of beef yesterday. Yeah, you did offer it to us.

I would have done it and I had loads left. It's still in the fridge that much. Wow, I love that. Oh, you can have the cold beef. What are you going to do with it? Eat it? No, what with though? Nothing, just cut it up. Oh you can have the cold beef What are you going to do with it? Eat it? No I won't What with though? Nothing

Just cut it up No I That's one of my Highlights of Christmas When you get that good bit of beef Yeah Can't knock that You can't

It's excellent Anyway do you know what? Super Super pod Alright Love you both so much Thank you Yeah

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