Life with Nat - LWN 211: Nat's Nieces #46 - Le Sonia

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

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Hello, Alulu. Good evening. Good evening. Good evening. Are you touring your P-Jays? Yeah, and my face is all done. So jealous. I can just get in and roll into bed.

I wanted to have a shower. You've had a shock, aren't you today? So tired. You can't sit on a train for that four or five hours. Yeah, great. And I did not, I had a little nap. Yeah, I couldn't get my eyes open. Late night last night, though, isn't it?

You got a bit carried away, didn't we? Oh, that's why. Yeah, it was such a good night, wasn't it? It was, but I do feel you and me never know when to stop anything. It's not a good combo. No, but actually, you were the one that instigated the last glass of wine. Well, I was going to say this, leave it there. And then I went with Mark to order it.

I was going to get a small one. He was like, too large. I was like, oh, shit. What, in the thing? No, we went to the pub after because it was. Paddy's Day. It was all busy, wasn't it? Well, you say that.

It was very busy, but today I've been working with my Northern Irish friends from the BBC documentary. And I did say it's such a shame that you don't go into a pub in the middle of London and there's a bit of fiddly, didly music. Oh, I know, that's what she wanted. That's all she wanted last night. She was like, well, could we just find a pub? You're not in Dublin, babes. I know, but it's St. Patrick's Day. There must be somewhere.

There must be some Irish pubs. Definitely. They don't do anything for St. George's Day. No. What's that? one? Yeah, no, it's the George's. But we don't have music in the pubs. No, I know that they don't, no one goes out.

People say the old pint glass. No one goes out on St. George's Day. Yeah, they do. Not like St. Patrick's Day at all. But that's just, yeah, because it's more known for like. The old Guinness and that. But Titanic. No, earlier.

We've got to go. Oh, I wanted to come. Didn't get invited. But she did. First of you did. No, you gave me a day. There was no negotiation on a day. No, the day I couldn't do.

But honestly, there wasn't any negotiation on the date. You get to work around that, and I have never. I don't know how to explain it to you. It's the unreal. No, but you blow my mind. Why? Because I've never known you to really like, you know, drag bingo or drag race or go into loads of pantos because you like the crack and the campness.

It was the campest show I have ever seen. It was fantastic. She didn't stop laughing. She didn't stop laughing. But I kept laughing. I was laughing when no one was laughing because when you watch the characters just in the background,

doing that, yeah. Like the guy that plays Jack earlier, I can't hope. He, how fucking funny. Brilliant. And just, yeah, and really talented,

incredible singers, amazing and just funny as fuck. And I think they do improv a bit as well. which is incredible. And Tom Allen is brilliant. Yeah, he was excellent. He does a little bit of stand-up in it, but he's fantastic. And obviously I've been before, I was saying to Natalie,

it's just great because they changed the jokes to make it current and relevant. And she was saying, yeah, like what you're doing, Panto, really clever. Very good. You've got to take our loyal listener cat. You need to take care. Yeah, she'll love it. We'll have to do it. You have to go.

You have to go again. I would go again. Happily. We should all go. Really good night out. Excellent. Yeah, and then we just, yeah. She had a few friends.

I got up and been Manchester today. To be fair, I felt fresh as a day. Did you? Yeah. I'm having a champagne now actually. Sorry? Pain. Yeah.

Let's have a little sip. I was going to open another bottle for us. I did say that. Maybe I need like a pint, like a hair of the dog. And feeling that way on a Wednesday No, that's right You know what, I was glad I wasn't sitting in the office It was nice

It was beautiful weather Walking around Manchester Did an appointment Went to one of our stores And did some Looking around and chatting and stuff So that was a good Good productive day

What a beautiful day today Stunning I didn't see any of it I made the mistake I putting a track suit on Oh A thin one And then I was sweating

It was really warm Was it? Yeah It was. I had a jacket and I didn't need it. Really? Well, I had my little lightweight overhead thing and then I had another little lightweight jacket but I didn't need it.

Although I have to say, just going on to the clothing. Yes. I went out this morning at about 9.30. I'm walking around the zoo and there's that woman with a thin strap top. It wasn't that warm. 9.30 this morning. Maybe she was just preparing for the day, preparing for the heat, because you were sweating by midday.

I had a jacket on to start with on top of my tracksuit. I'm just saying, still wear a little jacket. It wasn't that warm at 930. No, no, even just now walking home, there's a chill. Yeah, it drops. But yeah, I mean, today in Manchester. There's a chill. It's freezing.

No, but today in Manchester, yeah. Shorts, everyone was at it. Were they? Out, out. Guns out. Well, we've had a lovely message here from Dorney from Ken. She said, yay, summer is here, flip-flops are on, bad tan lines. This is from today and I had trainers on, had to change at lunch, it was so warm, sitting in the garden with happy children at work.

Lovely. Hope you're all having a great week, Dawn from Sunny Kent. What do you mean tan lines? She's got a pair of, she won't mind. I'll whack it on Instagram for Thursday. She says this all time, nothing goes on Instagram, by the way. I will. I might even just bring up tonight.

Yeah, no, the tan lines are white. She's got no tan lines. Look. She had her trainers on, look at her ankle No, that can't be right Dawn, you've had to do it You've done a bit of fake tan there, Dawny Sat in the sun though

That's pure sun turn You might just tan really well Wow Sat in that sun I go on holiday for a week And don't tan like that Yeah But if you've got that skin that tans

Then you're flying Fantastic What have you been doing My heart? My heart You hate that day, yeah That actually is Not much.

Just been out and about. What have I been doing? I have to say we haven't done a pod since Mother's Day. Yeah, I thought that and what a beautiful day, thank you. Yeah, we had a really nice day. It was sing song, didn't we? Am I allowed to put that up that video? No, absolutely not.

No videos of any kind of singing. It was lovely little moment. Put the spice skills on. We had a right little go, didn't we? Yeah, it was nice. I'm trying to think, what was I going to say? About something I did. Can't remember.

Oh, so's gone. My brain. I'm sure it will come back to you. Well, just... Oh, I remembered. I started a film last night, which is why I was a bit sad about being here so late because I was very excited to get in bed and watch it.

That's right. Called I swear. Is it a film, not a series? I think it's a film. Oh. I swear. And it's about a young boy who has Tourette's. Right.

Is that the guy from the BAFTAs? I think so, yes. Yeah, he won awards, didn't he, the actor? And just absolutely beautiful. I want to watch it. And I mean, I've only watched like half an hour and I could have cried in the first half hour based on a true story.

Really? Yeah, I'm so excited to watch it. Oh, I need to watch it. Yeah, same. So, yeah, let's all try. Okay. And then we can report back. Why can I not sit and watch a film?

Why does that never happen in my life? It's time dedicated. It's a vacation, isn't it? But you can also watch it over... No, you can't. You can. I do. It could take me about a week to watch a film.

Yeah, it does. Yeah, I suppose. And then I rewind it because I'm not sure where I fell asleep. Oh, no. Then I end up watching another 10 minutes that I've already watched. I have to watch a film in one go. No. Yeah.

No chance. It's made me want to watch Titanic actually. Last night. No. No, brilliant. I'm listening to late. Me too. You're listening.

Blake Amy White Nalysis With Paul Brunson He's doing a pod Has done a pod Have you listened I'm halfway through And he good

Amazing I've only listened to about 20 minutes I really Really Just It's just Yeah they were at it It's sad

It's they didn't get the help That they needed Don't know No No I'm sorry But Well I think what

Everyone blamed Didn't they And that's the bit That I'm at Is him saying they became addicts together. Yeah, not eating it. Yes, he wasn't, you know, clean.

He had had like taken drugs and had a bit of a shit time before that. But she had done drugs as well. And then together they became addicts. But everyone, yeah, blames him. How does he feel? He comes across very eloquent. Yeah, he's very articulate, very articulate. And obviously you can tell he's been in a lot of therapy and stuff.

He's clean now, is he? Yeah, I believe so. I'm not at the end, but yeah, I'm sure he is. I think he's got a partner and a child. Has he? But ultimately, yeah, he loved him. It was a really sad story. He's just been, yeah, just known for that.

Yeah. Oh, no, I must listen to that. It must be hard to pick your life up and carry on. And ultimately, he's lost a huge part of his life. Of course. He wasn't around. He was in prison. It's actually really sad.

Why was he in prison? I don't know. Was it robbery or something? He was in prison when she died. Yeah. Why? He was in prison for a fight in a pub. And then I'm not sure if it was a second time round or if it was the same.

I'm not too sure. I'm still listening to it. I can't really remember. But yeah, just sad. Just troubled souls, weren't they? Just addicts. Yeah, just they needed the help at the time. And just interesting, he said about like her,

everyone around her knew the dealer and what was going on. At the management company, their interest was just to get her on stage. Yeah. And he was like, there'd be times they should be on stage and I'd take her off stage and be like, he's not well enough to do this. So it's like he had her best interest at heart. Yeah. But obviously the media didn't portray that.

It was, yeah, it's hard, did it? It's hard to know. You're never going to know. No, of course not. How many sides to every story. Interesting, listen, though. Yeah, oh my God, absolutely. Yeah.

Very interesting. I did James O'Brien's pod this week. Full Disclosure. So look out for that listeners. What sort of vibe is that? Quite a straight talking, as you would imagine, with James, about your life, really. So we just started on being 10, going to Anna's. The usual thing that I talk about.

But he's so eloquent in the way he speaks and the way he interviews. It was a nice one. It was a good one. Yeah, I'd have to listen to that. Yeah, and your dad loved me in him, as you can imagine. Oh, I can't imagine. He's obsessed. Oh, Dave was thrilled to meet James, get a friend.

get a photo with him. Oh. So that was a nice Monday. It feels like a Friday today. You've had a nice week. I know, it's only, it's only Wednesday. So great. It's just fly, don't know.

Fly by. Don't they? Like, yeah, nearly going to be the end of March. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. I know. Not long now. The clocks, I said.

I can't wait for some nice evenings in the garden. Oh, that's so good. Lovely. I am thinking this year. Here we go. Little summer party. Well, I'm thinking. Your life went out at summer party. No, I'm thinking of buying a very large swimming pool that you put up.

One that's above the ground. Stays up. You have a filter in it. A heater. Heater. Filter. Do it. The whole shabangle.

I think you should. I feel like it will be used a lot. Even if you're not here. Yeah. I will be. Yeah. Excellent. I think you should.

That would be good. Just think over at DLs, I know people get annoyed with talking about the old gym that we remember us of, but it's going to be absolutely right now, isn't it? Yeah. Someone sent us an Instagram email about an article about what actually goes on at DLs at late nights. What's been? In the pool, in the steam room.

Yeah. I can imagine that a little bit though People are getting a bit fruity I have to say sometimes When you go in there I feel very out of place It's like a fucking episode I love Ireland

Yeah They're all young There's like few girls laying on the lounges I'm like what's going on here They're all having a chat About their relationship status Oh god Just popped into squeaky spots

Could I take you for a talk in the sauna Yeah Can't take you for a chat That does not surprise me But yeah, do it. Get my vote. What? Oh, the pool.

Like the pool? Yeah, I'll help you. I'll find a good one. Yeah, would you? That'll be, no, if you could. I'll find your one. Surely we're on for another good summer. Yeah.

These little days. I think you need to get it up sort of ASAP. No. Who knows? April could be like 23, 24. We'll be loving it. Pop it up in May. Pop it up in May.

May, that's long. Maria, how about dawn? She sent us a message. And she said, I met you guys in Brighton and told you that I had a first date with a girl. And she said, if I got a selfie with Nat, she'd take me out again. We're only bloody going to Titanic for her birthday. Brilliant. Maria, you made this bloody happen.

Oh, that's lovely. That is so good. Second date, but birthday as well, you've quite a promotion. That's amazing. Let me know how it goes. Yeah, let us know. Yeah, we want to be on this journey with you. Fantastic.

is that? Absolutely brilliant. I was thinking today, because I did something and it sort of just made me, it triggered a little convoy. If I have a glass, let's say I've got a wine and I want ice in it, I won't, I've, just for the listeners, I've got a fridge that you can get the ice from the dispenser. Ooh. It's nothing, ooh, I'm just saying, and I'm not putting my hand in.

You know, you push a thing. So I've got a glass of water and I've, you know, you're not going to, do that because the ice will splash everywhere. So instead of going to get a glass or something, I will continuously use my hand. But what I know is going to happen is the ice is going to fall out of said hand and go everywhere. Then I'm going to have to go on the floor, clean it up. Yes. Or have left wasted ice.

Why don't I get a glass? Because it's your human instinct. Just to go and do it. You need to do that quick, the same as. The shopping. Shopping. Shopping bags. Out of the boot of the car,

it's a two-second walk to the front door, but you will take everything in your power that is humanly possible. Eight bags. You know it's going to go wrong. Keys, you know it's going to go wrong. Your hand or you're going to rip a bat, your stuff's going to fall. But why do we do it? Lasiness.

Yeah. Don't want to make two trips. It's funny because I did that at yours on Mother's Day and the ice went everywhere and I saw Jack like him in me a little side of eyes but I do it every time and I think but why am I doing this the glasses are next to it there's probably a water glass that I've used or Jack's that I could out and I still will put it in my hands lazy bastard and another one is like washing oh yeah washing down and trying to get it all

but you go back up the stairs because you've dropped four socks and a pair of knickers Absolutely. All the time. My favourite is all the washing. I go to Eliza's when I go to Joan's when I collect the washing. I put it in my large washing basket. And then I go round and I collect all the empty cups.

And put it all in. How much? And then you balance your phone on it. Phone. Everything. And I'm coming down the stairs. It's like the gladiators challenge. But one day you're going to fall over

and you'll say, well, it is terrible because I did have a man. message. I did do a post about my washing and carrying everything up the stairs and someone did say, please, be very careful because there have been sleeping, like you slip on the item or something. Some quiet fatal accidents have happened.

So, no, you've... White fatal. Well, people have died. People have died. So you do need to be careful. No, you've got to be very careful. Dead by washing, I mean, that would fucking sum us up, wouldn't it? Oh, dead by the washing is what's going to happen to me.

100%. The washing is fat. You could do me a grave stone and say, do you want to put another wash on? Love that. It is, it is much. Mad. I mean, I know it is the most boring subject, but the washing is... I don't understand how I can spend a day washing and that night go to the washing basket and it's full up.

There's only two adults. I'm in control of two of us, as in I know sort of, you know, what I'm putting on and taking off James daily. Why does one human produce so much washing? It's mental. You wait. Yeah. Eliza's washing basket. But tell me you take stuff out.

I look at it, I take it. A lot of it is bathrobes. I'm not washing a bathrobe every time she wears it. No, that's wild. So there'll be two bathrobes, a hair towel. You know, lots and lots of stuff. You don't need to do that every time. The washing situation in this house, when I have a day at home,

and all I do is eight washes, and then I'm getting them out of the dryer and putting them away, that is my day. And you don't iron? And I don't iron. There'll be a pile of, say, few shirts, few things that need ironing. But I don't iron everything. I feel like I've just constantly got piles of clothes.

One downstairs, I've just folded up, it's on the table, ready to go on by the stairs. Mine's all on my sofa. Do you? Yeah, but I don't have really the, I can't do that. No, it's different. You haven't got the time. But not the time. It's just if James is there.

I can't just go upstairs. But what I'm saying is, my whole day is that. The washing's in, then I get it out of the dryer, it's hot, shake it, fold it. That's why I like to do it when I'm in. Because then you can do. I don't need to iron it. Yeah. That comes out, that gets folded, that goes up, that goes away.

I've got two baskets of shit in my room that I've just not put away. I don't know what it is. I need to sort it out tomorrow. Summer stuff. No, it's just like stuff. And this is the first time you won't believe me, and I'm going to tell you because you will berate me. The first time ever. that I've been so busy this week

that in the spare bedroom there are a few little piles of washing that I'm yet to put away but I didn't want them downstairs today Wow And that's the first time If you've got a room to hide it all in Yeah but it's no good

No, I know Because I've got that room And I've got a couple of summer bits That again have been there for like three weeks Since what since holiday Yeah they've been washed and ironed and folded And then I go to do it But I hang my summer stuff in James's room

And he's asleep So I'm just and it's just going to stay there No, I'm really itchy, guys, this is bad. What do we think? Hay fever? No, it's not hay fever. I've been a bit of sun today. It's the cream, the jelly.

I've got it on now, it's stunning. I love it. Yeah, but then I wake up in the morning and it's all dry. No, I'm not using it. Fuck sake. Not sure it is that, but I'm not sure. It's got to be. That's the only thing that's changed.

Well, we're all trying a new cream guys. You're going to go, oh, what is it? In fact, well, it's very, everyone's loving it. Talking of skincare, I had a little message from Katie. Sorry, Nat, I'm not around to chat, but wanted to pop on a little message to ask about your skincare routine. Since converting to watching the pod on the TV whilst working, I have skin envy. Yours look so healthy and really smooth, as do all the lovely pod ladies. Oh, thank you.

I mean, that is kind, but not so true for me. And watch your skincare routine? Nothing. That cool. No, not really. And Elise is the same. I know, but also you have to just think about the future. You should be looking after your skin.

Yeah, but it's more sun damage and stuff. No. Preventing wrinkles for future, preventing. Oh, how are you doing that? I wear Factor 50 every day. Right. And I think that's huge. I don't know.

I think it's a fast. I think for it to 50 is a huge thing for your skin. you put that on every single day before you leave this house most days you talk shit I do you don't I put that on rather than moisturiser

You do it for like a week and then you forget about it That's what we do I do it But also my tinted moisturiser That I use During the week It's 50

50 tinted moisturiser The ultrasound one Yeah I'm not convinced It's true But then I do go to bed In all my makeup Yeah

I mean I'm good at The cleansing but at the moment I've got about five different products on the go I don't know what I'm doing but that's me Christmas happens Advent canning is happened I've got so much shit so much bump I think well I'll love a go like that this night you shouldn't really just use a different product every night

you've got to be a bit consistent but then they say you should change it because then you become used to it no I've got that serum I've got that cream oh I'll use that eye because I do it I've got like a drool of you know a little thing full of it my drawer from bits and I think I need to just stick to one thing. I just think if you look back in time and if you look at black and white pictures of women from the 1940s in the war, 1930s, 20s, if you go right back, people's skin look really good and they had none of these products.

I know, but what were they eating and what were they drinking? Freshly cooked food. It's very different. It's what you're putting in your body. They weren't putting in what we're putting in. what we're putting in. But also, they weren't getting

tins of, you know, food that could sit on a shelf for God. Well, not everybody has Frey Bentos for dinner like you earlier.

They understand. No, I'm not saying things like that are bad, but yes, these, all of our stuff is

Oh no, please let me talk about it. Who buys a fray Bentos? They used to buy them, didn't they? They used to be in the larder. Are they in the tin? He did.

A lot of people don't. But who buys Sarah? Well, obviously people do. Oh, 7,000, 2008, 2019, 19. Do you have like a pie in a tin? But what is it like? What about Rastler burgers? Because I was in Testad the other day and there was this like older couple and they were cracking me.

Did you get someone in me other day? No, I didn't. Oh, go on, get a couple then. They're like, oh, should I try this one? I'm like, oh, a burger that you can. But people do have that. A burger. So the burger you put in the microwave.

Mark's dad loved a Rustler burger. Loved it. Oh, there you go. There are. No, it's not, it's not good, it's not good for you Of course it isn't, but what is these days? Oh my God, the cheese is back Are you ready for it now?

That's not fucking good for you She's probably dairy intolerant She's smashing down And the old fucking cheeses keep coming out I've got really dry at your skin I don't know what I'm doing I need to go doctors Oh it's a funny old world

My cheese addiction No I can't believe it's back I saw her I thought you bath And I saw that Liberati, I sent you one, like a massive one that she saw me in the show. I was like, you're doing me no favours. A giant one. Yeah. I still never had one.

What I don't get. Lovely. Nice. Oh, I'll take you out. We'll have a cheese dip, Titanic, perfect. The thing with the cream, so just going back, is there anything really proven? How are you ever going to prove that any of it works? I know.

It's rubbish, isn't it? They got a couple of mice and they slavoured it on their faces. Yeah, you know what? It's terrible. It's people that are proving it. But how? This is like anything then. This is like collagen.

This is like... 97% of the people that tested this for 12 weeks came out and they had... But all the same wrinkles. But the point is it's like collagen. It's like do this. Take these... It's consistent. It's you doing it consistently.

Consistency. And like the tablet. I'm doing the vitamins three days off. missed. I was doing so well. Like my lash serum, I keep forgetting to put it on at night. Well, it's not going to work. Whereas if you are someone that is absolutely like I've got this.

But why? What's this cream doing? What cream? Face creams. What is it actually doing? How about vitamins then you take? Rehydrating your skin. What do you mean?

What is it doing? Need water. Need to drink water. But the point is it does, if you're consistent and... It's dry mine to fuck, so. Yeah, but different. things do different things for different people. It's annoying.

I've just spent a new skin pen. I didn't buy the cream. I bought the jelly, the cream, the serum. But again, I've had a few breakouts, but that's because I'm using a new product. Oh no, yeah, but that's purging. That's very normal. Really?

Yeah. Very normal to happen. Not sure. Everyone's going to ask us about the cream. What is it earlier? It's MediCube. Yeah, no, it's not a secret. It's on Amazon.

Oh, I know. I just don't like promoting things when I'm not going to get any for free. That's all right You can send us some if you want Don't send them to Maria though No I'm using ASOP I was getting on well with that I'm going to go back to that

Beautiful, it's expensive But it was serving me well So I'm annoyed that I've changed it Well I have you if you've got it We're hyping up this stuff Hadn't used it yet Wow You influenced it

You're a dick Yeah no she is my influencer I didn't even have said products in my hand Why are you bigging it up there? She had some mice in there, though. She had some ice in there. I had the mask. And then I got the, I got the tool.

Yeah. I've used it, though, last night, this morning and tonight. Well done. I'm going to get used it. Why not? I've got one of those metal sculpting things. I used to have a marble one of those. Marble one.

These are like, these are really meant to be really good, aren't they? Oh, are they? Really good, are they? Well, meant to me. But you don't use it consistently. I mean, this is the point. I've never used it. It's exactly the same.

It's no different to you having your hair extensions and you're not maintaining that they're going to look shit in the end. But someone else does that for me. No one's doing me old. Well, then you need to go and have regular facials. Oh, do I'd love to go face gym. Has anyone been really want to go? What are you doing?

Are you okay? Haven't had any maintenance. Hair extensions are fucked. What? You are. When did you have them done? I can't. Not your fault.

The address is on all the day. Selfish. No. She was at mine on Monday doing my first day back. I'm grey. They're hanging out. So hold on a minute. Hold on a minute.

Hold on. What's happening Saturday, Natalie? What do you mean? With the old Gabby. She's got to do my roots. Right. And what about all your extent? No, she's got.

I have to leave them. Wow. Have you booked? Wow. I booked her ages ago for Saturday. Yeah, I've booked her ages ago. No, you didn't. you text me the other day saying what's going on Saturday afternoon?

Yeah, I've booked her. Oh, fucking lovely. Why do you want someone? Just come here, Bub. Yeah, she's here. It's fine. I'll book her another day. Nice for Leeds though, isn't it?

Leeds on Sunday, honies. That'd be nice. It'd be lovely. Be over by the time this comes out, so it's irrelevant promoting it. Wednesday. Oh. Happy Monday. That was a good mum, that was very good.

Frye. Frye. sent me one today saying what gives me the ick is someone saying should we go out for a bite to eat oh really? And I was like that doesn't have filmed me she's like a bite and it is true though but I don't mind it. One of Mark's icks is definitely when we say do you want a plate? Yeah.

Save you a plate. It's like what do you mean a plate? Do you want a plate? Do you want a plate of food? He doesn't get, we always say don't I a plate of food. What would you say? Mum would do you a plate. No, he just finds it bizarre.

It's like I'm just going to save you something to eat. we say yeah no we'll do you a plate do you a plate do you a plate always doing mark a plate always doing him a plate because he's fucking late a couple of icks here

hi lovely hope you're well I've had a couple of icks to add the word gusset and the term reaching out unless the foretops are singing of course and that advert on the beach

sat there with my 88 year old mum and I said I don't know how they get away with this. Fucking genius. She looked like she'd sucked a lemon and said, I think you'll find they're saying booking genius. Brilliant. We've had lots of messages about tulips.

Oh, yes, we have. I did it. Two pen's piece. Or a penny. And then someone messaged me saying that it needs to be an old one though. Oh, for fuck's sake. Now we've got to be fucking coin of collectors. I said, well, this look pretty rustic.

I'm going to get my coin magazine out. Make sure it's one from 1772. Get your metal detector out and go over the field. I'd love to do metal detecting. Fuck off, Natalie. No, I feel it'd be so interesting. Imagine you're finding something from the Roman times. What are you going to find?

You've never watched a detectorist, have you? Oh, I watch it all the time. No, it's a drama. Don't worry. It's great. Mackenzie Crook. And then Mel said I should have taken some of the leaves off. Leave it out.

Yeah, you... Leave it out. Leave it out. I know, you said leaves. So I went with what you said. Is that true? You always take some leaves off. Oh, me, mine are literally like...

Do you not take leaves off your roses? Yeah, yeah, all the time. I just cut them and shoved them in. Put a penny in, hoping for the best. Someone said bleach. A little bit of bleach is what Nanny did. Nanny did a drop of bleach. Well, she bleached everything, so she was going to bleach the flowers as well.

Lemonade? Lemonade, I've heard. Bleach is a good one. However, Julie said here, tulips. Don't put them in the same vase as the dafts. Otherwise, the daft sap will seal the bottoms and cause them to keel over. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's a shame because I read that one, Julie, but I did it today.

And? I don't know, so far so good. I bought Natalie some flaccid daffodils, didn't I? One pound from Azda. No, you bought them for me? Yeah. You said Natalie? What did I say?

You bought Natalie. Natalie got a beautiful bunch of tulips, and I've got a phone. fucking one pound thing daffodils. Nice though. Got a couple of bunches in there this poor. It was a joke. It wasn't serious. I got her a plant.

Oh yeah, that's true. No, they were big. And then you slag the plant off as well. It's lovely. Really bohemian and a little sort of... A ring. A little ring of ivy. It's nice.

It's just one of those things. It's going to die very soon. Oh, fucking mortar it, Elliot. I can't keep them alive. Oh, be consistent. Exactly. That's true. But I don't have time.

Stick it on the window seal. By the tap, it's pretty easy. Right, you could say that about anything, like your vitamins. No, it's not the same. Talking of vitamins, honey. Jan, listen my English Coogini. I'ma need you to dedicate an episode to do with me, Loll. We can discuss how I discovered Nat Vary Standards

as someone who lives in the great country of New Jersey. We don't identify with a fuckery of the rest of the country. We can discuss my love. for all things British, we can discuss how British Italians have different dialect than Natalie's Brits, etc. So much epic topics. Jen.

She's not from Texas. Jen. Jen, mate. Who jeanie. Can't have you on the pod stone date your head? We can't do it, Jen. We'll phone you one day for five minutes, but Jen, I love you.

We love her. Yeah, she's great. We need to have a chat. She's messaged a couple of times. We do need to get her on for a chat. An ick, Helen from Essex. I have to agree with this one. Listening to the pod about icks,

I hate it when friends and people on social media refer to their children as, My Little Man or My Little Lady. Emoji. Yeah, I do get it. My Little Lady. Little man, not so much. Little man, I don't mind.

Now, why is that? Little man. Hello, little man. Yeah, little lady's not good. I do get it. Mine is when they say, my best friend. My best friend. My world.

I say my world. No, I say my world. No, my best friend for your three-year-old daughter. My bestie. No. She's your daughter. They've got their own friends. Yeah, no, it's not my bag.

No, they've got their own friends. I can't bear it. Yeah, that does. The Alison said episode on the... the things we can't stand was genius idea girls. One of your best rants played the soft play bit to my husband, and he was in total agreement, shitty parents who chill with a coffee whilst kids cause havoc.

The more I listen to you three, the more I love all you stand for. Have a good weekend. That's really kind. Thank you. P.S. Have you tried that new shop whisk yet? Oh, my God, you must. Oh, yeah. So that's, after you sent that, I was going to say.

Go on. Yeah, that's a girl I was. went to school with. Have a little chat and parched. Go on girls, I'm naked. Carry on. She did. Yeah.

And it's small world because then she's, her little boy is in Ruby's class. Yeah. So she's opened a new shop in where. So yeah, wish you all the luck. It's funny because I bumped up to her at school the other day and I said to her, we'll have to come in. Yeah. What is it?

Is that the, is that the name of the whisk? So she does cake. She makes cakes. Celebration cakes. Stop it. Yeah. And now she's open a shop, which is that she's doing, yeah, coffees, cakes,

but all fresh cakes. On what location are we talking here, girls? Where? Where? On the high street? On the high street. Where? Where? Where?

No, no. It was the, remember the shop that did, not soaps and, not the way you did all the recycling. Correct. Because I was really upset that when. Oh no. All them times you've been in there. How many times you've been in there to get your rides and your chickpeas? Oh no, I popped in there just to have a look.

I was never going in. However. It was so expensive. So expensive. Fuck me. If I won the lottery, I would be like, I know where I'm going. I'm popping up to recycle my... Oh, I need some toilet paper to wipe my shitty ass.

I know, I'll go in there and spend £5 on a roll. No, I know. This is the problem with environmentally friendly things. You've got to buy the containers, you're going in the shop. It's a lot. It's a lovely idea. Amazing people do it. But it's...

Just not. Maybe the right location. Well, I just think people haven't got the money. And life is too busy. Because also when it's open, people are... That's why you have the likes of supermarkets that are open till late. People can go after work. Whereas that's shutting at 5 o'clock.

So true. Yeah. Just had a flashback from last night. What was the non-negotiable, I told you? Come on. We was in the seat. I know what it was. She said, oh, it's so funny.

It needs to be broken down. And I went, break it down. If anyone says break it down, break down. Who is that from? I don't know. Isn't it friends? Hey. Well, probably.

Break it down. Break down. And you said one on Sunday. We need to write these down. We do. We need to do voice memos. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Talking of voice memos, we've got a few here. Voice memos.

What on earth? Voice notes. Here we go. Here we go. Good morning. This is Sean from Highwickum. Morning Nat and Nat's nieces. I'm just listening to today's podcast.

It's Thursday, the 12th of March. I've just been listening to the rage about the parking. I've messaged Nat's nieces before about this on Instagram, the rage about people parking in child and parent spaces. And I've been listening to Elyas rage, but I just need to send a warning out there because I came a cropper the other week. I had a shocker.

I had been driving round and round my desko car park, trying to find a parent and child space. And there was absolutely none free. and I kept seeing people drive away with no children and then someone else would go in. And I just couldn't get in a space. And you know when the rage just builds and builds and builds. Anyway, in the end, I thought, right, if we're going to say,

I'm just going to go in a normal space and we're just going to have to try and make it work and squeeze. One then came available. I had just missed it. I went around to try and get back in it again, but this lady in a big posh car, she pulls into the space. And then I see her get out and walk towards the shop on her own. and I am not a confrontational person at all.

Me neither. I think this is the first time I've ever called anyone out on anything, which made it all the worse, because I just, something in me just snapped, and I was like, where's your kids, hon? And she went off at me and was like, I have got a three-year-old and a one-year-old in the back, and I'm going to get a double pram,

and she screamed at me, and I burst into tears. Because I was completely, I was the one at fault. I should not have said anything. What an idiot. I just, I, yeah, I'd had a tough morning as well. I would never usually say anything. But, yeah, called someone out and I was wrong.

That's all right. When she came back with her trolley, I was like, I'm so sorry. I was like, I just, I've had a difficult morning. I've been trying to get in a space for the longest time. I'm just, I'm really sorry. And she, oh, she was having none of it. My apology was not accepted. Oh, we don't know that.

Oh, well. And then she's a dick. But, oh, sorry, this is really long. But yeah, we've got to be careful out there. Oh, yeah, lesson learned for me there. What I would have loved, what I would have loved for you is for you to have waited. And she'd gone back to the car and there were no children in it. Yeah.

But at the end of the day, again, just people just need to be a bit nicer. Just a bit nicer because she's apologised as well. And that's what annoys me. Then you're like, okay, you can just, don't worry. You've had stress for morning. She could have just said, no, I have. My kids are in the back. And then she would have gone, oh, I can't.

Yeah, and it's not like she's shouted. You felt like you would. Yeah. Yeah. Like mental. She sort of said it in her, oh, where are your kids? Yeah. Maybe she's had a stress for a morning as well.

Yeah. But then again, if she's apologised, she could have just said, oh, I get it. So when I would have. So, yeah. So when I would have said, where are your kids, and she would have had to go at me, and she would have gone,

I've got a one, you're out of a free-iron. I'm going to go and get a trolley. I would have gone, have you left them on your own in the car, you wanker? That would have been my response. Just saying?

No, I'm already joking. Just bantering. Just a little bit of friendly banter. Do you know what? It's an amazing topic, but also the other day, I am parked, and then his other car came out,

and this person was indicating this other car, just come in. No, that is not. That is that. outrageous Oh my god I haven't told you about my car dilemma Oh here we go

I can't believe this happened to me I can A couple of Saturdays ago I was driving to Hartford MNS You know a small one for the parking's egg Oh I love it in there Nip in there Nip in there So it's very busy

It's like Saturday I don't know 2 o'clock And I'm turning left Into the car park and as I'm halfway turning in there's a man running right so he's running but I'm already in

so he's like sort of put gone back as if like to say you've not let me cross so I thought but there wasn't you know like there weren't enough time I was already there and I'm not stopping there's traffic behind me I would just want to get in and then he so he sort of

I've got I've done my window oh that really good I just bent my finger back really bad And I thought Nah That is a joke Because that's pissed me off So I've put my window down

And he sort of come back But then not So I've shouted out Like what's your problem He has got his hand And smashed On the back of my car No he didn't

Nah I wanted to kill him How I didn't get out But obviously James was in the car So I thought that won't I thought Let him run past I lingered

That's not acceptable. You don't touch my car for something I have done absolutely nothing wrong. It is a crossing. I don't love to have been in the car. Whether he was running, walking,

you have to stop because cars are driving. It is the road. It is not your right of way. Can I ask what he looked like? Just a runner. I don't know. A runner.

He was running. Oh. He was sort of... Do you think he was a marathon training? I couldn't give a fuck. Couldn't give a fast. He's trying to beat. his best time.

You've fucked his best time up. That's all for. Let me stop. Better not add a few more seconds on the clock. Go and run down the river then. You're running in a town on a Saturday afternoon. And again, it is not, I'm not driving on the pavement. It is a road.

You have to stop. Like everyone else stopped when I was pulling in. Oh, fucking wanted to lose my mind. Do you know what happened to me once? I don't know if I've told you this. You know, there's a little corner shop. road there and you then I turn left yeah but there's always cars parked always yeah it's really hard to get out there I hate it every morning when I go to school I'm trying to be really

so much like my entrance yeah car would just come out of nowhere yeah anyway one day it was must be the nice day because Ruby had a window down I only had Ruby in the car I don't know if I was going to get out of whatever anyway I've turned driving stopped in some bit of traffic a guy on his bike has come and started talking to me through Ruby's window, which I didn't like, because I was like my, you're right near my daughter and you're talking over her peering into my car, don't like that.

But he was like, you didn't see me, did you? I said, well, no, no, I didn't see you. What do you mean? So he was like having to go at me, because he said, I pulled out too much, I could have knocked him off his bike, but I'm like, but you weren't there. And I couldn't, and I couldn't, I couldn't see you, but

you obviously could see me, so slow to, you. I don't see my mirrors, though I can't see you. Don't say you won't pick it for me because you're always doing. I didn't get it though. I don't really get what your point is. Just a knob, a cyclist, knob. No, sorry, guys, I'm joking. But it does wind me up.

I'm on the road as much as you are. What winds me up quite a lot? Is it funnily enough, going up winding hill, as I like to call it, 20 to 9 in the morning? There is a cyclist. I personally think this cyclist from the attire and the age isn't commuting, isn't going to work. She's having a cycle. You've decided to go cycling on a Monday morning when the school runs happening.

Maybe that's the only opportunity they've got. But it's a very small lane. So you can't go around them? No. It's so annoying. I'd like to go random. But I don't get the chance. Yeah, it's really, that's stressful.

It's quite stressful. I had very, I was on the phone to you. And like you said, sorry, like you said, that you're not, I'm driving in the road, cyclists, of course, are allowed in the road. They take up the road. Just pick a quiet route. But also, he could have just sort of stopped

to allow you to go around. No, they never, that's never had to be 18 cars behind me. I drove to Wimbledy on Saturday, didn't I? Wimbledo. And the strangest thing happened. Now I know learners are a pain in the ass, but we've all been there. We've all had to do it, right?

I'm very patient with a learner. And also it must be quite scary and intimidating. Very much so. So we were behind a learner. There was another car though in front of us in the learner. So we obviously were like, oh fuck sake, no, we're behind a learner, but whatever, fine. This whole time, nothing.

And then the car in front of us tried to overtake the learner on the most craziest, I think we was on like, I don't know what sort of road, but then there was a slip road. So he tried to overtake them, like, on the slip road to go off the slip road. Oh, wow. You've gone back, you've waited the whole time.

Yeah, you're getting off. It was really how they didn't go into the learner, but also that poor learner, that would have been really scary. Some very strange things. And then another car, it was like a van. I think we was on like the North Circuit at this point, just fucking wind it in.

Undertaking that really. Undertaking's awful, isn't it? That is hideous. But just weaving in every, like just, oh, it's, yeah, just thinking you own the road. You can just weave in and out of everyone. Selfish, selfish behaviour. Popped up the slip road didn't I know the other day. Off I go.

Cueing, cueing, cueing, cueing, cueing. Pim. Like that next to me. Indicating. But not looking. No, they don't look. Just forward. Just forward.

in your great big, ugly fucking car. Do you let them in? I'm like that. Do I let them eat? Oh, that is what I'm getting closer and closer and closer. I would crush my car for it. And do you know what? And I'm getting closer and I'm going, are you happy?

Are you proud of yourself? They're like that. It's when it's like someone that's like a girl. Like uninspected or like, yeah, middle age woman. It's a middle age woman. There's a middle age woman. Very well to do. All done up, like a dog's dinner.

Yeah, no, wouldn't that? And I am like that, staring like that. Come on, look around, look around, look around. Look around, look around. Look, around, look at me. Because you want it. Like, you're raging. Selfish.

When, if it's like, sometimes if I've seen this like build and he's happy and he sort of looks at you and you go, oh, go on. I don't mind. I agree. And they go, oh, and I go, oh, you're a bit of a, and they laugh. When you go, you know, I'm a . But I don't mind it. Beat that out and beat that out.

It's because you expect it from them. You do. But also I'm like, oh, you're going to work. Like, I don't mind. You're having a bit of banter about it. But when you're one of those, you know you can't face it because you're sick. But maybe she didn't mean to and then she's scared. Oh, she definitely meant to do it.

You know. There's the odd occasion, but you know. No one doesn't mean to do that. Where is this? Where do you think? Oh, yeah, no, she meant it. You know if you're going right at the roundabout straight. It's not hard.

No, you said slip road. She meant the roundabout. And now I take that round, I was going to say, woundabout. You take that round about, I take that roundabout very wide. That's key. Yeah. You've got to go in and wide. But they're like, because they all swoop in.

Yeah, but also coming off when you're queuing, because you've got a fucking cue because the lights, The people that shouldn't be coming off because it's obviously you're right. They try and sneak in. They don't sneak in me. No, but you know what the other day? I let someone and he was so thankful. And I thought, do you know what?

No, but again, it depends on my mood. I will pull the shots. And also if I think they're being dickheads because they start pushing out. And I think, no. Or if I've let one car through and you then take the piss, I'm not letting two. No, no. It should be one in one out. I'm not letting two through.

I know. But you know what I'm like... It is true. But then I'm the mug letting it, oh yeah, yeah. Or what about when you... Do you beep a lot? When you're... Do you beep if someone cuts in?

But... No, what about when the person in front of you wants to let the whole world through? Yeah, I know. It's like, all right, Sam. And you're like, hero. It's got somebody to go. That's me.

Just sitting there. That's me. And I'm sitting there going, anyone else? That's me. Because you've got all the time in the world, but I haven't. I like it. No, it makes me feel good about myself. And then sometimes I let free in and then you're like,

oh, but how can't see me let free people in and then I'm not going to let me into another one. Did I tell you about, you know you the thank yous? Yeah. So Tony and I did a pod and you shouldn't flash people. Yeah, you said it's illegal. So you put your hand up. The other day, unexpected gesture. and I loved it.

Just going through it and they went, police man. I thought it's fucking brilliant. Why is it illegal to flash? I haven't done. I never heard it. I thank people that fake me. I was just going to say all the time.

I'll just do a casual. No, but I love a, I do a little one finger up. Yeah. Yeah. That is cold. Like a little, hmm. I love that. But I just spend the whole morning just going to people.

Yeah, but I love the little one finger. And then actually, when I thank someone and they don't acknowledge it, that whines me up. I go, you're welcome. But also, I'm thanking, thanks. And then I get a little nod, I think, lovely. Like that, for me, it's my brain. But you shouldn't have to.

No, no. But you're, I'm annoyed that they're not saying thank you to me. Oh, I see. I'm sorry. Why are you not thanking me that I'm thanking? No, but the other way around and you are waiting. And there's, say, an eight cars, and you have waited. Yeah, no.

And they don't acknowledge me. No, it's a disgrace. Nah. It is bad. It's poor. I can't believe it. And they're gone so you can't do anything about it. Yeah, it's a shame.

Yeah, it's so bad. Why do we always go back to driving? Because you're obsessed. No, it's because it's a big sense of it. There's a lot of road works everywhere. Everywhere. End of the financial year. Budgets.

Getting out there. Oh, hang on a minute. Can we just have a little clap for Harlow Town Council? Ah, woo. Salute. There's a lot going on. They are developing. They're doing some fantastic things.

We have an MNS coming. A Mn Mn Mnest. But also I've seen that they've bought the old Odeon this week. There's been a bit of a battle. It's just a very large space. Where was it? In the retail park, that one? That's still there.

No, we'll have to look into it. But anyway, that's happened. I do know. The Odean. Where was that? Oh, no idea. Oh, it was round the back. Yeah.

Oh, what, in the Harby Centre? No. No. Yeah. The Harvey Center is going to get a refurb. What's that mean? They're doing new fronts, internal, external. In the new shops?

Yeah, they want to make it really, you know. What's the word? Appealing. Appealing for higher end shops. I just think it's great. It's great. We don't want to gentrify it, though. Do you know what I mean?

Not too much. It happens, isn't it? I'd like them to sort the H&M out. That needs to be a better H&M. It's not good in there. But I don't think that will change. Why? Because that's not long been there.

No, but you mean the layout? They sort the layout out there. Why don't you just pop in there and have a chat with them? I should really. I don't know why you don't. Just give them a little bit of feedback. Yeah, maybe. It wouldn't hurt, would it?

We need a Zara. Although I say that, I don't even shopping Zara, but yeah. I mean, you say all this. What shops do you put there? I mean, Zara for me? I know, but people. I have to cut off. It's like two foot of leg.

Two foot of trousers. I was having this conversation today. I mean, they are so long. But every, do you know, it's funny you say that because I was looking like, so I had a thing come up on Instagram for a brand. And it weren't cheap. And they had these like lovely sort of wide leg leggings. And I was like, that's what I want. I'm over leggings.

Yeah, yeah. And then I click on it. It's like tall. And I've got petite. Excellent. And why don't everywhere just do that? I know they should all do that. Because I've bought someone, hello.

I know I've got to get them taken up. They're so long for me. Well, I've bought a pair of Adidas, don't laugh. Brown. The wide leg bottoms. Lovely. Because I was with someone the other day. I've seen it.

I saw them on Instagram yesterday. So they, wide leg. The firebirds. Someone wore. The firebirds. The firebirds. Stupid. God.

I can't get on with them. Well, anyway. I thought them. So long. Oh, they're so long. Yeah. I had to send mine back. And I'm going to, no, I'm going to take.

fine enough, I'm going to take them somewhere and get them taken up. Yeah, because if you like them, and I want them. But I want to wear them with loafers and like a little jumper. I just want to be a bit more trendy. All the best. But everything is so long. You're saying that. Think how I feel.

I'm five foot three and a half, babe. And I'm five foot one. I'm fucking fraud is shiffrey. No, I know. But I'm saying it's impossible. In possible. It's such a shame. You need to, yeah, but I can't go into this now.

Why? What was you going to say? No, it's boring. For a petite being, it's just not as easy as everyone just doing it. What do you mean? Why not? Because of the stock? Yeah, you've got, it's all different cuts and runs.

It's minimons. Okay, we do tall, do regular, and M&S can do it. But in jeans, you have leg glimpse, don't you, babe? Right, that's jeans. I know, but people are not going to do it. Okay, well, M&S do it. What? Tall, regular.

Not in everything, though. Any trouser I look at, I can choose. Really? You've got a good petite range? Oh, good short range. Short. Oh, they do all their trowels and stuff, you will. Leggings is not. No, but anything, no.

Addidas don't. Now Adidas can afford to do a little petite range for short people like Mua and Mua. Maybe you need to buy kids or something. Oh, yeah. His outfit run away. I get on one arm. Fantastic. Look forward to it.

But yeah, it's sad. So if you know of any good brands. I've never heard of getting... Sorry, track suit bottom's taken out. They're an expensive. They're like a trout. I want to wear those like a trouser. Yeah, but like my aloe leg, they're sort of wide leg.

I can't wear them. So I have to get, and I really like them. Can I ask you where you going with that? Because you could take mine in as all. I was going to ask you. Oh, really? I put the set on and then I go out and I come home, and I'm like, why have I done that again?

They're never like the ice. I'll keep doing it. I mean to just take. I've bought them in brown and black. I really like them. just need to get them taken up. And then I think, I can't wear them. We go to the dry cleaners?

Yeah. Well, that's generally where you go, yeah. No, there was a lady, lovely lady who's done here? I mean, that, that, taking things up. Oh, the fuck's got time. Oh, well, some of us don't have a choice because we won't have any trousers. All right. I'm going to say, I don't have a job.

A fucking long legs over there. No, but I can't even get, I, at the Andy, I say, I order them, order them, and I just keep sending them back. But if you like them, they're so fucking long. That's ridiculous. She's going to the shop, doing the return, posting the fuck of... Just take them to a dry cleaner. It's true.

Three times you've done it. Keep trying them on. What do you think they're going to magically shrink? Can I try yours on, please. Yeah. I saw the beige with the brown. Lovely. Yes, they say lovely.

Someone was wearing it with a brown blazer. I would never get away with that. I would like the little blazer, little t-shirt. Suck on your mild dome. I would like to do that. Is that what she wears? Uh-huh. She's a superstar.

I had to pause the pod. because the sickening words I had to pull my mum up the other day I've heard her say it for all of my life when she talks about cooking a lasagna a lasagna now tell me if I'm saying it correctly maybe I'm not but she calls it a lasagna

a lassoña I said the other day I said who's sonya who is sonya she written up a lasagna I said, it's not called a lasagna. It's called a lasagna. That is brilliant. Am I ever reaction?

It really pisses me off. I thought she was going to say, Lesagna. Some people call it Lasagna. No. Lausagna. Lausagna. But a lasagna.

She's right over here, babe. That's brilliant. Lausanne. You could do that. You could have one and it's gone. Fantastic. Thank you so much. What about mispronouncing things?

Like, I generally can't believe it. What do you mean you generally can't? Well, that's just, that's not misproneration. Well, no, that's just using when people try and like incorrect the word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you genuinely. I'm generally, I'm generally really sorry. They're the same people that say think instead of thing.

Or specific. Instead of specific. Yeah. It's not cute. I think we're giving people a hard time now. No, I don't. But this will blow your mind because it reminds. reminds me of you. Oh, good. I hope it's good. Hi, Nat and that's nieces. I've just listened to

today's episode and talking about Ix and pronouncing names wrong. My daughter is called Eva and so many people ask her what her name is and I say Eva and they go, oh, hello Evie or hello Eva. Why can't they get their head around her name being Eva? Even when the doctor saw her name on the screen and said Ava, the lady at the nursery when I told them her name it makes my blood boil. It happens weekly. It's Eva.

It doesn't start with an A or end with an E. Proper winds me out. Yeah, but that's weird. That's so weird. Yeah, but people do. People do it all the time. Hi, Elya. Yeah, but that's an unusual bit. No, you can read E-L-L-I-A. Ella. I get Maria with a H.

Ellie. Ellie. Yeah. Maria. Or like the woman in Starbucks that went, oh, can I just put Ella? No, you fucking can't. My name's Elliot. Thank you.

I've had Elliot. Elliot. Yeah. Yeah, it's not good. A little bit of laziness, I feel, in there. But also, maybe just some people are like dyslexic and stuff. Not every, no, no. No, I know.

The odd occasion that things happen. That's completely different. But you don't, but if you've said to somebody, hi, my child's called Eva, and they go, hello, Eva. I mean, that is just done, right? You can't repeat a word. Yeah, but again, that goes back to the,

you saying something and someone just completely... Yeah, but some people are just a bit, like heading the clouds, not really paying attention. For me, I'm still... This is a bit different, but people still say... Alfred the other day when it's that bubble planet thing, it was in the VI sitting in the egg thing doing it. and I heard these people go,

oh look like little girl doing it. I'm like, he don't, does it look like, really? It's just because he's got long hair. I know, but lazy. It's mad, isn't it? He does. He gets it all the time still. Oh, look at the girl, those two girls.

He's very attractive, he's very pretty. Oh, yeah, no. And he has beautiful, long blonde hair. So, was it down? Was it up in a barn? What was? Half up, half up, half down. What about when people are saying,

Oh, and then I goes down to, No. I goes down to the shop. Although you say that, are you going down in Bristol? And a lot of West Country people will say I goes down. I goes down, I went down. I wouldn't believe what happened because when I got down there. I don't see it that bad.

It's like a Welsh person or Bristol. It's sort of part of... Whereas us... I goes down to Tesco. Nah. Not good enough. It's not good enough, sorry. And we are not...

That doesn't like it. perfect because we say things that we say but it's just funny that yeah like I say would dad get si'am could I get the could I get the could I get the guys we're not fucking American but I'm dad hated it no dad gets yump could I get the can I have but that sounds rude to me may I have may I have well no but you're not it's not a word can I get that we need to use but that is American can I get the burger and fries can I get a coffee Please, can I get a laleigh with a double shot, please and some maple syrup? Is that right?

Can I get a three-piece and some coleslons, some beans and a Coke? Uh-huh, aha, day Coke. I love that. That's what it always reminds me of. Yeah, so, yeah. But yeah, I know. Can I get, can I get it? But then some people have their little ways of talking, don't they?

And then it's within their families. Yeah, absolutely. Or have their own little dialects. Well, it's like our non-negotiables. But I think to say I goes down to the shop isn't a non-negotiable or something funny with the family. It's not. Just shit English. It's just not very good.

I can't wait for one. I go to the toilet. I don't know you're on that. I want you fucking a scarecrow or something. I remember when people used to call it the toilet. Tollet. The toilet. Yeah, but Natalie says some funny things.

things. I do. What do I say? Every a lot. Do I? Say salt. Pass me the salt. Salt.

Salt. You do sometimes say salt. Salt. Salt. S-A-L-T. Salt. Salt. Fuck off.

No. Salt. Salt. Salt and pepper. It's not salt. You write salt. Salt and pepper. Salt and pepper.

Salt and pepper. Salt and pepper. Salt and pepper. S-A-L-T. Salt. I know, but who says it like that. I'm afraid that you're saying it wrong, but okay, if that's what I say that's bad. If that's what you can pick out of the ether.

No, there's more. Who say have a thing? Mirror. Say mirror. Mirror. Oh, so she, mirror. It's actually a mirror. Mirror.

Mirror. Mirror. Mirror? Like you're talking about the K-pop demon, hadn't it? Who? Mirror. M-I-R-A? Yeah.

Is that not mirror? Miralf, nice. Yeah, that's weird. Okay. Perfect. Let's all berate me from my language. I'm pleased that I do a podcast. I talk to lots of people each week.

This is good for the confidence, that's for sure. Always keep me grounded in this girl. We should have a wall where we can write all the things that you say. Okay. You just have a funny way of saying things sometimes. Fascinates me actually. I don't speak very well. That's not my fault.

I sound like I've got a permanent cold. Look, fault and salt the same. I've got a permanent code. That's mad. Fault. Fault. Fault. Yeah, that's not good.

But it is correct. F-A-U-L-T, fault. What you say? Pat, do me a favour. Stick up for me, babe, and listen to me. Salt and fault. Yeah, Kat is very eloquent. Got some cracking words.

She said something. other day and I was like, I've never heard of that. She's like, what? We should get her together with Tom Reed Wilson. Yeah, she loved him. She's got some cracking words. What are you doing for the rest of the week? A busy day tomorrow.

Oh, here we go. Busy one tomorrow. Find out my exam results tomorrow. Oh, I'm so excited. She's going to pass. She's just one of him, didn't she? Well, a hard worker. Wow.

One of them. Just mean? Boxer you putting me in, see this? You will pass and if you don't. I'm not allowed to tell anyone. I'm not allowed to tell anyone. We will tell us, obviously. Oh yeah, cool.

What happens if we don't pass? Cutted. What happens? The three people that are going to watch a documentary are going to know that I failed. Cutted. And then what? You've got to do it again?

I would do it again. You've got to, because I would do it again. Yeah, that is embarrassing. Embarrassing. Embarrassing. That is a non-negotiable. Embarrassing. Yeah, why is?

Where's that from? Who says that? It's like some fucking silly Love Island shit. Oh, is it? That's a shame. Oh, my God. The other night I was watching something. It was on Channel 4.

I fell asleep. You fell asleep? James then woke up. I went into him, saw to him, and then I came back in and naked attraction was on. Oh, it's the funny program. And I had to just watch it. So, then I was up till like half 12,

when I didn't need to be. It is mad. Hi, my name's Amy and I'm a primary school teacher. I don't, if I am, you're teaching my daughter, I don't want to see your minge.

I know, babes, but what do you mean? Well, don't watch it. No, I know, but I agree. You can't say the kids are going to be watching it. No, but you say that I have seen someone that's like, oh, my name's bare and I, I teach history at secondary school.

Are you fucking mental? I mean, they're great to you, but to have that confidence, you know, If one student finds out... I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe that that's what they do for jobs.

I'd like, do they... Sorry, do they get paid to go on that program? No, do they? Oh, surely. No way. Apply and see. Apply. Apply.

Fucking hell, I'm not that hard up. Her feet would come up and they'd be like, no, don't need to sit anymore. They'd be like, oh. Only fans would be like, would you like, contract. You've just seen your toes on the television and you could make it for watching.

What I would like to see is old Henry, the history teacher. But I mean, it's a shocker though. And he goes, so what we're going to do today is we're going to just look at the World War II. We're going to look at the map. And could you stop talking, Tom? And Tom goes, I saw your slung at the weekend, mate.

I'll say what I like. Your balls are really early. What would be bad, though, is if they saw your Minge, sorry, George, and your boobs, and then saw the face and then thought, oh, fuck that. That is exactly what happens. That is what happens. That is mad.

No, because any listener, has anyone done it? Come on, tell us. Oh, please, have we got any listener who's done naked attraction? I think it's all made up. I think the people, they're all like art people, I reckon, self-drawing. What is it? Life drawing. No, they're not.

There's no way teachers are going in there, although the teacher did go on that Virgin Island thing. But why not? They can do what they want. Well, yeah, they can, but like you say, you're going to get ag for the rest of your life at school. What's funny is when they're...

What are you going to say? Someone at work did it, they're going to walk in, I'm going to go, oh, saw you muff last night. You're not, are you? Nice cock, mate. Like, what do you say? A hundred percent. Did you watch it?

Yeah. Did you see me? on Saturday? Yeah. I saw a lot. I saw it too much, really, man. Sorry, Bill. I didn't recognise you in class.

Yeah, because that's the thing. If you knew you'd be looking going, is that one, Ben? Or is that Ben? It'll be bad if it come up. You're not. You're not like that. You go on the old, on your old Zoom,

your old business meetings that you have that I've never had, the old notes. Happy Friday. I'm going to just clocking off. Remember to pop on and watch me Saturday evening. See you on Monday, guys. Monday comes.

The awkward goodbye is the bit for me. Yeah. And they cut up and they're like, they have to walk off naked and then they say goodbye. And then their little sad bum. Oh no, it's mad. I mean, fair play to anyone that has got the confidence to do that. You say that they're on Udys Beach.

People love it. I know, but you're on national television. vision, that's not, that's staying out there. Yes, mad. I just don't think they care people are happy with their bodies, aren't they? No, that's what I'm saying. Amazing. I could never, ever do a thing.

And then they criticise, yeah, I'm not sure about her. I like it when they go, this is my favourite. This is my favourite. It's a bit wonky. No, no, no. My favourite is when they get to a certain point and you know they are unattracted to the penis or the vagina. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they go, oh, it's a certain point. It's just, it's kind of the length of his shin. Yeah. It's just his kneecaps. He's a little bit bobbly. He's a bad assed. He's bobbly looks like that. Who has ever looked at a cock and gone, oh yeah.

Oh, that's amazing. They're gross. Sorry, guys. And it's the presenter. Oh, so, Tom. What do you think of that? I like her, I do. I know, but even that.

He's like, how are you doing that? Would you present it? I would have a ball. Pardon the pun. She does all the... She's married. She's with someone. She's into all that.

But she does. They're like... A couple? Just that all that stuff. What stuff? Sex. So what I'm trying to say. Oh, she's like a sex therapist and stuff.

I think so. I quite like it. She's very positive. So what do you think of the? But yeah. It's a funny old show. Yeah, it came on and I sat up in my bed to watch it. Has there been any success stories from it?

Not sure. Well, the one the other night went. No. Mine would be terrible feet, terrible pale legs with a few bruises on, and then it would just be... When it would just be bowler. Just gunt. Like, oh, where's the...

Can't see any... Gunt with a beard. Can't see any vagina. Just belly. Oh, Natalia. Hey-ho, hey. It's all right. We've been doing this for an hour and a few.

15 minutes, guys. Oh, wow. It's been a lovely catch-up. I have started something, and I've literally just started it, but I'm fascinated. It's a dating show on Netflix, American, but it's you, they all date each other, and you can't say your age. You do watch them shit, don't know. I was going to say, that sounds like the pits. I think it's going to be good.

Yeah? Yeah. I'll let you know. Let us know. No? Okay. What's it called? Sorry, age.

What's my age? No, you're not allowed to talk about your age. Until when? I don't know. Until when? The end. Right. I just want to take age out the equation, you know what I mean?

It's weird. That's good. All right. On that note. I mean, it's fine. Age is only a number. No, I know that. You do keep telling yourself that.

You're the only one that's obsessed with it. We couldn't give a shit about age. It's true. Age is only a number. I'm 40 in July. I'm 40 in July. Do you know I'm 40 in July. July.

Oh, she's done you there, girl. Oh, Gould. All right, I need to go to bed, guys. Yeah, that's a bit of time. I've got a shower. Oh, really? What's my face is hurting. This is really straight into bed.

I've all my makeup on. You've got my makeup on. I've had so much makeup on today. Has it gone? What's the thing with mine? It goes. It just disappears. You can't, though.

Pardon? Where? Where? Yeah, you haven't got. No, you can tell you got some on. but it's been a long old day to be fair. Oh, nice. You don't need it.

Thank you. So I take it off. You think I've got nothing on? It's like a mask. It's like, horrible. But yeah, I love you both. Love you. Thank you.

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