Life with Nat - LWN 216: Nat's Nieces #47 - Cosmetic Surgery, Dangerous Toys, and shall we split the bill?

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

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After 19 years, they're back. Frankie Munes, Brian Cranston and the rest of the family reunite in Malcolm in the middle, life's still unfair. After 10 years avoiding them, Hal and lowest demand Malcolm be at their anniversary party, pulling him straight back into their chaos. Malcolm in the middle, life's still unfair. A special four-part event, streaming April 10th on Hulu on Disney Plus. Well, we're going rogue this evening. We are earlier's house tonight, sat in the lounge.

Welcome, welcome. Cozy. Sorry, guys. It is what it is. We've got to get them in. Committed, we're committed. We will take it wherever we need to be. Oh, it's a bit rude. Why is that rude? No. Just my mind.

Dirty bitch. I was going to say that. All good though? Yeah, good. I'm still recovering from the weekend. I can't do it anymore, guys. We were struggling yesterday, wasn't we? Carried away. I didn't eat on Sunday, which was a shame. That's partly why I didn't feel good.

Why didn't you eat earlier? She fucking done me over. I didn't. Well, you did buy it. It was red currant juke, which went in the gravy. Is that what it was? It was very sweet. It was quite sweet. It really ruined my whole dinner. I was so upset. And today I was... Your dad made the gravy. I'm not... I'm not going to be blamed for it.

I knew you were going to say that. As I was cooking, I thought I was really rude on Sunday because I was like, I can't eat this. It's all right. I only slaved away for two days. No, I know, but it really had an impact. I'm sorry. The dinner was stunning.

The meat was cooked amazing, just covered in a load of fucking red currant jelly. What a shame. I enjoyed it. I'd have a bit of fruity gravy. Yeah, yeah. It was, I found it sweet. next time just sort of let us know

guys this isn't just this now putting our own gravy on it was you did the fat no I've all sat down and mine was covered in gravy which I would never do usually either I know she did take our plates and say gravy and I said yeah just on the meat

but I hadn't tasted it so it's irrelevant even if I was doing it myself I would have just poured it on and you know that happened with Joni's Christmas dinner her Christmas dinner got absolutely ruined because I put my turkey, Jamie Oliver gravy on her dinner and she only likes Bisto. So I'm having a gravy problem, guys.

Yeah. It ain't all gravy, that's for sure. Oh, don't. It's like sitting with Lee Mack. That was icky earlier. I'm going to see Lee Mac show on Friday. Oh, yeah. Nice.

Me and Eliza are going to go. But there's other times where, if you fancy come in, but looking forward to it because obviously Mark's filming it, So that's going to be fun. Oh, brilliant. I do like me, Mac. He's funny, isn't he? He is.

I used to think, like, a bit dad joking. He is dad joking. I know what, when he was doing one cent club, but I've got to love it. I love him for that. I know what you mean, embarrassing dad. Yeah, I love it.

I like it. Did anyone watch Homer's Sedeb last night? We did. Yes, we did. Oh, you were together at that point. What time did you go home? Half ten. But half ten.

Was it good? No. No, no, joking. No, some of the bits were funny, weren't they? Yeah. What made me laugh. Sanita's a character. Yeah.

I know at the end when she just fucking jumped off of the start. He was like, what happened there? Yeah, that was really funny. That's why it made me think of it. I like Sean Walsh. But obviously the GC's there tonight. I sort of was watching, but not. How long is she going to last this time?

She lasted about 48 hours, didn't she? I don't understand. What, don't you understand? It's pre-recorded. Yes, it's not live. What the fuck? Are you taking the piece? So how do they decide on a winner?

I'm confused. I don't know how it works. Do what I mean? Why is it not live? I don't know. Why is it not live? It isn't. You don't do the phone calls and all that.

I don't know how they choose. Oh, hi, I'd like to vote for the Jemma. The votes. But yeah, you can't see. I don't know how they do the, what they called, Bush chucker, bush. That's a mouthful, isn't it? Rush Tucker trials.

I don't know how they do that. I don't understand the concept. I did really watch the last one. No, but the winner is interesting, actually. Yeah, I can't remember how it worked last time. I wonder why it isn't live, but yet Australia is. What's the reasoning? I don't know how it works.

I don't know. But it's funny. It's just an easy watch, isn't it? That's what it is. It's nice. It's just very late for me, though, I must say. Yes. You can be like a day in.

Lou. No, babe. When am I going to watch it? The next day. What are you talking about? It's not live, is it? There's no issues. That's true.

Watch it at 8 o'clock the night after. Okay, fair enough. Yeah, that also it's, what is it? 9 o'clock? Yeah, but you're in bed. No, that's just the first one. They're always longer. I'm not sure.

I think it is about an hour. It'll be 9 till 10, laying in bed, a bit dozy. It's all right. We'll see. I just feel like whenever I'm in bed, I fall asleep quite quickly. I can't really watch match in bed

Fair Not great Yeah But no it'd be interesting Tonight she does Who she up against Old Chart What's his name

Chart? Ray Chart No not Red Chal Ray Charles The old jazz singer The guy Oh The guy That did

King Rage Rolf Yes Brilliant My joke was really fun Was he the one on Fingie Garbage Monsters What was it?

What is it? Garbage boxes. Robot walls. Robot walls. Craig Charles. Thank you. Craig Charles. Yeah, so they're doing, they're doing a challenge.

I can't speak properly. It's really bad. You haven't got your braces in? No. Oh, why? I'm doing a pod earlier. Oh. They do, they suck a drinking or food challenge tonight.

Oh. But I could see something with shots of something. Oh. They were like betting against each other. I don't know. But I'm sure it would be funny. I'm sure she'll bring a lot of humor. She will bring some humour to it, that's for sure.

We've got a few messages, must get on. Lovely Linda said, Hope your surgery went well, Maria. I saw you at the Bristol show, and I would love to hear about it. How did you decide who to choose for the surgery? I'm 55 and would love a boob job and eyelid lift. I have the money, but not the nerves. Oh, do it.

Do it, Linda. Yeah, well, Natalie announced it in Brisbane. Bristol because bristles are your boobs, weren't they, Sloan? Oh, are they? Bristol cities, titties. Okay. So, I must say, everyone who's thinking about having an upper bleph,

so if you want that surgery, it has been a walk in the park, the eyes. So easy. So what have you done for people? Just because I don't know what that is. So it's on your eyelids, a lot of people, generally as you get older, but I have quite weak skin in that area. So it's your skin, your eyelid skin sag's over. Right.

So it makes your eyes look heavy, more wrinkly. I've wanted it for ages. I saw a friend, one of your school mums, do you remember years ago, had it done it. It looked amazing. Then obviously it's become a bit more popular. It's just something I've wanted for a long time. And then because I had breast augmentation 15 years ago, had the children, and breastfed, whatever.

You know, they were still in good nick, but they needed a stealing. They were in good nick. A fucking rusty old car. The surgeon said they looked all right. They were. No, they were okay. They were in good conditions still.

But I had a bit of rippling. And yeah, you should, 15 years is, you know, a reasonable amount of time. And I just thought, I want to get them freshened up. I know I keep talking about the big 40th. But again, I think that just gave me a bit of a deadline to get these things done because otherwise you ponder over it.

There's never a right time. Sometimes you just have to make the decision. And I thought, sod it. I might as well have it done together whilst I'm under. Rubble whammy. Yeah, which was probably quite intense. But yeah, like I say, I was in pain for a good three days. And I don't, when I had it done before, my boobs,

I found it, it was a walk in the park. So that took me by surprise this time round. And I was panicking a little bit. Maybe because you were wearing the bra the wrong way. It was probably sort of fushing. It wasn't the frar the wrong way. Strap upside down. She's coming with tonight.

Yeah, that wasn't my fault, actually. But anyway, I had a bit more internal work to get what I wanted, the result I wanted. So, yeah, I was in quite a lot of pain with the boobs. But I am through it now. I feel so much better. I think the first time it's like it was very much just slit open, stick an implant, bye-bye. It seems that this time has been. very much what do you want to achieve.

We want to get rid a bit of this skin and this month without having to do like a lit, you know, they obviously do a little bit more nipping and tuck which is obviously why. With the internal pocket, they closed a bit up at the bottom, they reopened it up at the top to give me a bit of a higher lift for what I wanted to achieve. Without having to have a lift, which is classed as a bigger operation. Exactly.

Yeah, that's good. Yeah. But yeah, I mean. I think it's quite amazing though. Look, it's not even a week. I know. And you're through it. Yes, a week.

Oh, sorry. It was a week yesterday. Yeah. But it's good. I mean, your eyes are amazing. Yeah, so anyone who is considering the eyes, obviously, I'll put a photo up when they're a bit more healed so you can see. But if you're just having that done, I was more worried about the eyes. I thought, oh, the boob's not an issue.

And it's been the other way around. But the eyes really straightforward. So I would really recommend it. And then, sorry, just quickly, how I chose my surgeon. To be honest, I did, I did a, I contacted a couple of different people, got a few different quotes, some extortionate and I thought I'm not paying that when you don't, you don't have to. And I just went with the company I went with before. Met the surgeon, just really liked him. I think it's really, really important to gel with someone.

Exactly. You've got to trust someone, haven't you? Exactly. Exactly. Now, I think that's what it is. It is who you are speaking with. You know, it's that relationship. I know this sounds absolutely mad.

I went to the dentist for a check-up and he told me I've got a hole in my tooth and I need a filling and in four weeks that will be root canal and I still haven't done anything about it purely time but I just didn't gel, I didn't like him. Yeah. I know that he's mad but if it was someone else, I feel like I would have been out there booking that.

Yeah. I just felt a bit. You didn't trust him. No, and that's it. If you don't trust them. It was a really nice guy but I just didn't get a, Yeah, I thought if I come back to this dentist, I actually don't want to see you.

But he was great, nothing against him. I just didn't feel alive. No, it sounds like it. No, but I think even for me, when I met the surgeon, I originally got quoted for upper and lower blef. And he was like, I'm not doing your lower blef. He said, you won't get your money's worth. And he was really honest, and I thought, do you know what?

Yeah, I have a lot of respect for that. And, you know, they're proud of their work. They want reviews. It's their reputation on the line. Do you what I mean? So, yeah, I mean, it was funny. Like, when I was in recovery off my face, I remember him poking his head around, just checking in.

He was, like, showed me a photo of my boobs. He was like, they look amazing. I was like, oh, my God. I mean, I can't remember anything. I was like, I don't know what. But, yeah, just a really, the whole experience, the whole care. So I got them done in the company's Transform. It was in Harley Street.

Yeah, highly recommend. The aftercare's been amazing. Oh, there you go, Linda. The whole experience on the day. So, yeah, brilliant. Do it. There's nothing to be scared of, I promise you. Michelle from Bristol also said Hope Roe Rose O'op went well. Sorry for the late message. I came to the Bristol show with my mum

and just wanted to say thank you. She had a great time and it was a lovely thing to do together as she doesn't get out much. The afternoon timings were perfect for her. Love the pod from a day one listener and that's from Michelle. Oh, thanks Michelle. And thank you to lots of our lovely listeners for checking in, sending me some lovely messages. I really appreciate it. It's really kind.

Also want to thank Haley, who has recommended a local seamstress to us to get our short of all of our trousers and dresses short. So thank you, Haley. I'm going to have to sign up. Absolutely. I will say, and I know you're a fan of Uniclo. Yes. My friend, who is rather small, bless her, I can say that because I am too. My other friend today told me that she's got some trousers from Uniclo and you can, they, they, what's the word?

they've got like a seamstress and you put in your your online. Really? What am I talking about? Your leg length. But it's not on all of, it's not on all trousers, but this particular pair for example. There's a charge I'm guessing. Absolutely not. It's free. Wow. So you go on there.

So let's say for example this pair Uniclo, Jersey barrel leg trousers, you put your in-seem length and you select what length you want, 16 inch all the way up to 27.5 inch. That's amazing. That is absolutely brilliant. They're really brilliant. Fabric. I don't know.

Like cotton. No, yeah, but Kate said they're a little bit more crinkly, a little bit. That's very good. Like a chino, but a soft chino. That's mad. So, ladies, get yourself on. And gentlemen, actually, they're doing for me. Whilst we're talking about lovely Kate,

I did say I'm going to have to mug her off a bit on the pod. Oh, no, why? all right we know we had such a laugh about it so she did this thing that I have a pet peeve about and she's not the only person who does it there's a few people that have done it to me

so you know when like say I've done it before where I've bought a present for mum yeah and then I ask Elya and Lisa for the money I divide it by three say it's £34 £15p.

I'll just say, bring me £34 quid. Yes. So Kate bless her, she bought us some festival tickets on her card and she texts us all asking for the money and it was something like, I don't know, what was it? £130 £5p. Ah, I've creased up.

Maria had said it, as Kate had then said, please do not, I don't know why I've put 5P, do not send me the £5p. Do not send me the 5P. But it had already been done. It was just, I guess as you're doing it, you know, she's... No, you're looking at something, aren't you? You're texting it.

So when I went to transfer the money, I was like, oh, putting that 0.5p, it fucking kills me. I just hate it. Even on my bank account, I hate it when I've got like, it's not round, I don't know. You know if you're at a threshold and then you put that 5P and it just takes you into a weird little... Yeah, I know what you mean.

Orful. Anyway, I did it. I sent the 5p, then I texted them. I said, I'm pissing myself. She went, please tell, she went, oh, you actually fucking sent the 5P as well, wasn't you? Brilliant, you should have done 6P? No, and then Mel said I rounded it up to £140.

So she's gained in that bargain, fucking 95p. And so did I. I said, when we go to the festival, you're going to have to buy me a drink now, so it's actually cost you. That's brilliant. But we did laugh, but it did get me thinking. I don't know if there's anyone else like that.

But I just, I always do it. And this is obviously not anything to do with Kate because, you know, this is just general. But if you are doing that every time, absolutely. Oh, yeah. No, I know. You know, if things are in the 80Ps, for example, mum using my Amazon, I know now she doesn't, she uses her card. But let's say she was still using my card. And every time she bought something, she just sent me the £13 instead of the £13. That's like basically a pound.

No. But if it's $13. Can I'm Fardue $14. Yeah. Yes, I know what you're saying. Yeah. I know what you're saying. No, and I would.

I get that. I think it's a very interesting subject, actually, because money makes me very uncomfortable. And I don't know that that's because I've always earned money. So I've been very lucky. I know you a load of it, isn't it? Fucking the bill is racking up. Honestly. I will do it, sorry.

Wow. Interest. But yeah, I've always felt quite uncomfortable. You know, kind of that whole thing of going for dinner. and you're around a dinner table and there's eight people and the bill comes up. Now I completely understand it

if someone is driving and they haven't had a drink. I don't think they should pay the same bill because alcohol is expensive. And that's where I will speak up and I will say no, no, we'll take the alcohol off,

paying for that. And because I do think maybe if you've had one glass of wine and someone's had a Diet Coke but I will, if I've had a glass of wine and the people I'm, with a cavern, I will absolutely say, no, I'm putting in a bit more.

And a glass of wine these days can be 12 feet. Absolutely. That's someone's a big start. However, the other way around is very uncomfortable for me. What do you mean? I've had one bit of garlic bread. Oh, I didn't have a start. I didn't have a start.

And I have to just pay the bill. And I know I'm very privileged, but I can't. I can't do the whole itemized to the tea. I think that is a bit crazy. But again, this is what we're doing. I've had prawns, you've had garlic bread. But we are talking about people. You know, you count the pennies, and the pounds look after themselves.

I think who are you with? Because again, if you're going out with us where it's very much Natalie pays for it. No, I'm the joke. That's not true, actually. But you know that that time you might have something a bit more. You know, it doesn't matter. But if you are, I don't know, if I was out with. I can't think what situation I'd be out with people

where you're like, well no, actually he's just fucking ordered the lobster. 60 quid. And I've had a bowl of pasta at 20 quid. That would... That is annoying. No, that's different again. That's very... That's very, very rare.

But I am just using it as... And again, if it's family and close friends, of course not. But if you're put in a situation maybe where you're out for dinner with a few people and you're only friends with one person and then they've got their friends. Oh, no, fuck that. I'm not paying for them.

But that would. You would be splitting the bill. And you've had, mate, he that's had lobster and prawns and eats 100 quid. And you've had fucking aubergine and a bit of pasta. That's why sometimes these set menus and stuff

are the way forward when there's big groups, isn't there? But then if I heard someone was ordering lobster, I'd be like, one over there as well, thank you. You'd be you. That's why, you'd be the one who'll do lobster. But that's the problem is I would be very conscious.

I am still, When I do think about who I'm with and what I'm ordering because I don't want to be that person that's ordering the most, you know, even if I really fancied it, I would think, oh, I know I'm going to be splitting this four ways. Or like getting a bottle of wine. Depending who I'm with sometimes, I'm quite conscious of that. But I would say, guys, this one is X amount. Yeah, oh, definitely.

Definitely. That's a good subject. 077-28-1919. any stories, embarrassing situations in restaurants or just your opinion on splitting bills and paying staff, rounding stuff up, I think it's a cracking subject. Do you remember once we went out?

Has anyone done this? I've never seen it. And I was just about to say it. I've never seen it in my life and never done it again. Card roulette. No. You were there. We were in the Indian,

near where you used to live. And we all, we had our dinner, and we put our cards in. Natalie actually put three. Natalie put her card in for all of us. That's why they did three times. I don't remember. And it was like a roulette.

My memory is terrible. They'd pull one out. And it was like, right, you're out and pull one out. So your card went in three times. So how we missed it was. And we didn't get it. It was the person who suggested playing the game that they had to pay for the whole meal. Don't remember.

See that. Oh, no. No. No, it's fun, no. But also, you guys. got to be in a position to know that you can cover it. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, it weren't loads. It was like a Wednesday night in a, in, no, no, still.

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Travel back in time with us and actually. travel with us at westjet.com slash 30 years. Thrifty Green Life, who always comments, may I add, lovely lady, she said that our last episode was our best work yet. Oh no, I couldn't believe that. That was very nice, isn't it? Maria did

the usual, as we walked out of the pod room. Weren't that great? That one was it? Weren't that great? You say it every time. Every time? A lot of times. But you know what? It's all subjective, isn't it? Well, it's how you feel. what you feel you've got.

I just find it fascinating people's listening habits. Fascinating how people choose to spend their time with us and really like us. Or how, for instance, like I did full disclosure the other day, James O'Brien. I was just going to say I listened to a podcast this week. For once. It was really good now. Really lovely. And if anyone has, well, if you haven't listened to it, go and listen to it.

It is brilliant. James O'Brien. James O'Brien. full disclosure, he's pardon, he's someone I listen to on LBC as well. He's a brilliant, the way he speaks, the way he's brilliant. He is brilliant.

Yeah, absolutely amazing. Honest, funny. When he went, wanker. I was like, yes, yeah, yeah. It's also, because I listen to LBC, you would never hear him obviously talk like that on the radio. But then he said wanker. Love that.

And I just think it was nice to hear someone's perspective really focusing on what you've achieved in your acting. And even for you, I haven't really heard you talk that passionately about it in a long while. And I've been taking you back to that time and remembering what you loved and how you got into it and how it's come so naturally to you is something that is important to reflect on

and not to lose that. It's very important and interestingly after that. It made me very reflective and it made me think about how much I do love acting. And I've said it before. I don't know if I've said it really on the pod, but I do find it, it's near on impossible to do a drama or go and act

if you don't want to be away from home. And that's quite sad. It takes you away acting. It takes you away from the family home. And at the moment that's my priority. I like to be at home. It's okay. But I'm absolutely sure that in the future.

Yeah. You just don't want to be out too long and lose confidence. I agree. I do agree with you, but also because I was in something for such a long time, I don't think it hurts. It's actually a good thing. I said to mum, yesterday I think we spoke and I said it actually, when you listen to that, it is amazing. Yeah. You only know fame.

I know you don't like that word, but you only know that life. You were 10. I think we forget because you're just our auntie, you're Natalie. Yeah. And it is a, what you are, a household name, your face. It's incredible. Yeah. And also what you've got, what you've got to remember is back then, so it was soaps, soaps, soaps, soaps. Now, it's not as popular.

No. Because of all the reality, you know, it's a different, well, different generation. You were written it in the prime time. Yeah. It's crazy. I know, it's funny. I mean, I remember going to, well, that was after Big Brother and that was for other reasons. but even when we went, we did something, I don't know,

we went to Chesington with James. I don't know, I can't remember why we was there. Or when we went to like smash hits a world, screaming like that. You never start, yeah, screaming. It was, it was like that. We had like bodyguards at Chesington. It was mad.

Whereas it was a different world, but it was when 20 million people were me. That's what I mean, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, no, it's incredible. Well done. Oh, thank you. And the pod was brilliant. Yeah, go and have a listen.

All about, all about. nostalgic and lovely although I'm not sure if you've mentioned me yet I'm just waiting I've got about 15 minutes left I'm not sure but I wouldn't listen again

why mentions you and not me I think I got did I get a mention wow I don't know no nieces I think she says yeah nieces

yeah I think that's a lot oh oh my oh dude but she's got the fucking Easter presents but she's gonna plug the pod a bit more

no Easter oh my goodness no no just a little something What do you want? No. You've got Natalie a present. Yeah, she's coming to my home.

Yeah, I got you a present. You did? A bottle of champagne. Lovely wine. I've got a bottle of nightember, didn't I? Excuse me. I'm you coughing for. I think I've got hay fever.

It's been really bad. You keep having a go at me every morning now. You have to have an alleviate. I'm going to do it. I'm going to. And I think James too, today out there, he was snotty, coughing, rashes. Just give him a little. A pair of time.

Well, I did tonight. Because I don't want to get just bombarding with stuff if he doesn't need it. No, I know. I do understand. Yeah, I mean, Easter was really lovely. It was wonderful. And I know again, this is a bit of a, what's the word?

Controversial. Subject. And I did get the kids a few toys for Easter. So did I have got... Yeah. And I don't give a shit if people don't like it. I've seen some stuff what people do. mental. It was funny actually. Someone messaged me earlier. Amy messaged me saying, what was it?

The terminology she used because it really made me laugh about Easter. So annoying. Sorry, guys. The thing on her phone, by the way. She put, Easter is like an undercover Christmas, the amount of shit you've got to do. I thought that is brilliant. It is an undercover Christmas. Brilliant. Brilliant. Tesco, I was down the Easter egg aisle. This was also like a week before Easter. it was chaos.

I said, have you got any bigger whisper ones? Kieran, go out of the back. Any whispers, go and get the palate, bang, back. I was like, whoa, it was mad. I think whispers are the most popular. They're all sold out very quickly. Yeah, interesting. But it was genuinely like Christmas.

It was heaving. What was annoying to me? Sorry, and I know we talk about it often, but the weather. It was a real shame actually And the next day was glorious And then the next day after that was glorious And tomorrow is going to be glorious

No, that's not Someone's up there taking a piss out of us Come on here Literally pissing on us What a shame Yeah, annoying Kids got to do their Easter egg hunt though Which was lovely

No, it was lovely, Nat Oh, I've got to tell you what happened though And I'm really sorry Yix where was our fucking Easterick hunt No, I said I'm not doing it Yeah, see, I'd have done it. I did it one year. We had to do it.

I've done my beans. You know the axolotto egg that you bought Joni? Sorry, I am going to tell her, I have to. It has been recalled for asbestos reasons. I had to chuck it away. Can I just say something? Yes. Sorry?

No, I think, though, the asbestos was the kinetic sand. So that can get to fuck. The little figurine is fine. No, but how do you know this? My friend Abigail, message me with a load of recall stuff. Okay, well, I want my money back. Oh, my. We'll work it out.

What do you mean? Oh, my God, I've bought a fucking egg for our thing that he's already got, that you bought him. I bought a thing for Joni that's gone in the bid. That's 20 quid. It's true, but also with these toys that are being... That's really bad, right? I've kept the axelotel.

I think that can't be the asbestos element. It's got to be that shitty sand. Well, it's not with the stretchy toys. What it is, it's all inside, darling. Oh, who knows. Yeah, it can't be that. Anyway, we will sort it out, don't worry. Anyway, beware, guys.

People might ask us now about that. I might have to pop it on Insta, the list of things. Like everything else she's popping on Insta. I do need to make a note. It says don't release them into the wild. No, that's the real. That's not. No, he's not.

What is in Axelot? Joe. Joel Elia said the other day. Don't release the toy. Fuck off. Into the wild. No. Earlier said the other day,

where was? He was in the car. She went, well, I know this might sound like a really... Go on. I know this might sound like a really stupid question. But,

I don't... No, no, I was there. It was in the car. A dinosaur is real? No, I didn't. Shut up. That is what you said. Are they real?

Egg advice. Don't release a little egg advice. them into the wild. No. Oh, fine, sorry. But they are eggs. What is an axolotto? Is that a real thing?

It's a, it's a real animal. Oh, what is it? A little reptile. Is it real? Yes, they're real. I don't think they are. I can't say that to me. So, yes.

Yeah, it's the sand. It's the sand. Not the little plastic figurine. You made her throw the figurates. Oh, shit myself. I put it all in the bin. She's going to be so upset. That's all right, I'll get another one.

God's sake. Knock it off the bill. Knock it off your bill. I'm fucking done my beans this, miss each. That's ridiculous. Yeah, that is funny, funny. But there's an, oh my God, she wasn't worried about the old Gem Dig Kit,

the 15,000 she got for Christmas. It's not funny, but they've never got them. They make such a mess, they do. They're annoying. I've got a huge one in Grandad's kitchen at the moment. That's going in the bin as soon as I get home. What's going on here, guys?

What is going on here, guys? What is going on here, guys? I don't even buy toys now. Really. Be very careful. But why would you do it? Why would you put it in there? I don't understand.

I don't know what's happened. Anyway. Talking of Easter. Yeah. And Christmas. Yeah. The word. Warning alert for little ears.

Warning alert. Or what do we say? Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Just don't let the kids hear this. We've been invited to Lapland. Have you? Hmm.

Oh, that's good. That's lovely. I mean, it's mad, though, in it? End of March. She's all sold out. Yeah. The whole lot. End of March you had to do it.

If you don't do it on the day, it's like, I was talking to the girls at work, because I said, I'm so sorry, but at 10 o'clock, I've got to do this. They were like, it's like, it's like, yes, exactly that. It's like, and yeah, it's exceptional. But, yeah, I mean, I do see the same posts every year on Instagram. I don't give a fuck.

Well done, you've got your son, Lapland tickets. Oh, we're in the queue. Oh, no. Who does that? Loads of people on my Instagram. I see the thing of them in. We done it. I don't care.

It's fucking Easter, mate. Got over it. It's true. I've done it though. You're proud of me. Yeah, well done. Thank you. I'm pleased you got in there.

I'm happy for Ruffie and Ruby. We had a lot of messages about Freibentos pies guys. Oh my God, I took a photo. I was in B&M. They were there. They're everywhere. Fucking full of them. Mom went, oh, I loved him.

No, she didn't. Next, Auntie. We're going to ask her why she likes them, what one she likes when she eats it. Told you, mum and dad used to have them. Someone said the Queen used to eat them. Allegedly, we'll say, because we're not sure. And loads of people do eat them? Yes, I want to try a one.

Well, I think we need to have a Freibentos pod. We could have eaten one tonight, guys. Let's get some. We'll get some, and we'll have to do a Freibentos Spish. I feel like, I feel like the pastry is going to be like a bit soggy. So do it, yeah. Do it. I think I'm going to really like it.

I bet I'm going to love it. But my problem is, at school, used to get the meat pie that was, Nani used to make those all handmade. She did. Yeah. Like mint. It's like pie and mash. No, but that's like flaky on top, isn't it?

No, but the bottom is suit. When you turn it over it, isn't it? Yes, yes, it can be. But the bit I don't understand. The tin. Well, just how long can you keep it in the tin? Same is our Heinz tomato soup. But that's tomato soup.

Meat. Yeah, you don't like meat in the cupboard, do you? Well, you don't mind a fucking baked bean with a few sausages in it. Oh, they are so good. They are so... Do you know what else I used to smash down? The ravioli. Oh, my God.

It's so good. How good was it? Tinned ravioli. I can't believe it. So good. So good. It's like tinned peaches. Oh, lovely.

They're a sugary. But remember the evaporated cream, the carnation cream. No, no. Like a yellowy cream. That's like, beautiful. That was so sweet. Well, we was talking to mum about this. When was that?

And we were saying nowadays, like back in the day, back in the day, we would have bananas in cream. No, I was saying we were talking with Jack's family about sugar. Yeah. Sugar on our strawberries. It's from the parents just shoving sugar on everything, whereas we would never do that now. Sugar on cereal.

It's not very often. Always sugar on cereal. Yeah. Sugar, we'd have strawberry. and a bowl of sugar and we lick the strawberry and then dip it in the sugar oh how lovely

that's mad really but it is true do people still have strawberries and cream that's a sense of it Wimbledon well no not just Wimbledon I'm talking about as a dessert

that is a really lovely dessert Bananas and cream banging not a fan of strawberries guys unless they're in season and they're very sweet unless they're like in gin or something That's when you don't like them.

No, I don't like them. But strawberries and cream is something, why would we not do that? I would have peaches, peaches and cream. Peaches and cream. Well, no, now it's gone from, you know, strawberries and cream to eat and mess, isn't it? Oh, yeah. We've levelled up. Chucking a rogue meringue in there.

Oh, that's a delicious. I love a meringue. What about an angel delight? No. Love angel delight. Strawberry. But a scotch one. And talking of food, one of our listeners, Annie, sent me a really funny meme about a lasagna off the back of lasagna.

Oh, yeah. And it got me thinking about, she said about when you come in from a night out when we was younger. And that used to be so good when I used to getting hammered and they'd be like leftover pasta on the side. Yeah, absolutely. And I used to think this is. The best thing ever. Or roast potatoes. I said that yesterday.

Where the roast potatoes. I fancied some. None. Where they all go? They must have gone. And she threw them away. No, I didn't. I didn't. They were on the side.

They can't have all gone. I'd probably put them in his goodie bag with all his meat. He took home. He made a cracking shepherd's pie with it. I'm pleased. Wow. But yeah, so if I used to go out and come home and there'd be no food on the side, I'd be absolutely gutted.

Go-to, though, for me would be cheese and onion sandwich. I was just about to say, crisp sandwiches. Yeah, always a crisp sandwich. Fantastic. Really salted crisps, though. Loads of butter. No, cheese and onion. No, I loved already sorted.

What, in the sand? Oh, so good. Really? Feel like you need the flavour. No, no. Loads of butter. Like, almost the butter, you can see it like it's like cream cheese. Oh, yeah, loads of butter.

And then, like, squish it down. Yeah, here the crumb. Or, like, if you'd get in and you'd see the tinfoil or whatever a plate, and you'd be buzzing and then you'd lift it and it'd be like some shit. That's fucking. That's like, fish or something. Absolutely. But I think as a parent that you should do that.

You should prepare. Are you taking the piss? I can't wait to see what she's preparing. Av was going to come home drunk to like a whole fucking spread. A whole, Indian, the whole shebang. Korma, rice, non-bread,

Popatoms, Sagaloo. I'll be feeding him. I'll be speed feeding him. Don't. Then carry him up to bed. You just got to have good snacks, but you don't really want them using. in the oven.

I don't really remember. No, that's why you need to leave. Nice bowl of pasta. So it's been cooked that evening. I think they go to the cabb shop. Or they get a McDonald's. A donner and cheesy chips. They're going to get a deliverer.

They're going to be doing. Oh, that's a shame. Well, I do love getting a cabb though. Yeah, cheesy chips. Oh, so good. Stawning. My darling, hello girls. Just catching up on lasagna.

Thought I'd message in. There's your favourite Bristoleon to say we do not fucking say goes down the loo, goes down the pub. Nothing like that. Any Bristoleon that speaks like that deserves to be shot. No, we do not. We might have a good farmer's accent. Don't get me wrong. But we do not put s's on the ends of words which are not needed.

We do know how to talk farmer accent or not. Absolutely right. Fair enough. There we go. Brilliant. Mother. Thank you, My Alice. Very, very good.

Lovely to see them. It was lovely to see them. Any more icks knocking around? Well, Elliot just said one. What did I say? That is elite. What about? Something to do with food, I think.

Did I say elite? You just said, that is elite, and I was going to pull you up on it. And you know what I really don't like? When people say two times, not twice. What do you mean? Oh, I did that two times. No, you did it. Twice.

Oh, yeah, no. Oh, well, that's just fucking stupidity. I heard it the other day. I don't know if it was on a pod or it was something. Two times. Wow, two times. I thought you were going to say, I'll have two times that. No, oh, I did that two times.

I went there two times. Yeah, that is weird. What about thrice? That fucks me off. Thrice. Oh, that is. You would say that. You know, who says thrice?

It's a lovely word. Mel says. Yeah. When people say, and I don't know what this means, not Maria, I came a cropper. Come a cropper could be a myriad of things. It could be that you've got a cold or you've tripped over or just that you've got it. Someone's got it in for you.

A severe failure. Well, you can say it in a life. I've never heard it. But yeah, Mel hated it. Come a cropper. She was like, that is hideous. That made me laugh. Made me last...

Someone here said, Hey girls, just listen to the pod, had me cracking up as always. I recently had an ick moment. In fact, yesterday, I matched with a guy on hinge. He messaged me saying, Happy Roast Day.

Now I do like a roast, but come on, I had to unmerge. I mean, in what context is that? On the Sunday, I'm guessing. Oh, okay. Well, hopefully. It's a bit forward otherwise, isn't it?

Goodness, me. I think that's good. quite cute. Happy roast day. No, no. Good night. He's just trying to try and do different tactics.

Yeah, not for me that. Not for me at all. You love a roast. Absolutely do. Every kind. It's not icky, but do you, do you like do things and then you come away and think, why the fuck did I say that?

At a time. Like yesterday, someone said to us, oh, look at his little new balances, James and his trainers. And instead of just saying, saying, oh, they're cute, aren't they? Oh, thank you. I was like, oh, yeah, it's just a shame I chose to wear them today in the mud, but it wasn't muddy, all in the dust. Like, just shut up. Yeah, just say thank you. Yeah. And then I walked away thinking, why have I said that?

That gives me the ick. I want to just rewind my life. I know what you mean. I do it often. If people recognise me or whatever, I'm in Marx's or whatever, and someone will come up and say, or could I have a photo. And then I seem to carry on the conversation. They're done. They've got a vote they want to go. And I go, see, you having a nice day off. Fucky.

No, you're interviewing the bastard. They're like, they've got what they want. But we are talkers, and I think that's why. Instead of just saying thank you. Yeah. Although, Elyar, you would have died. Because mum was cruising up. We went to be in him the other day.

And I saw someone and I ran. Did you? And then I thought, where the fuck is she? Because if she has stopped and spoken to them, I'm going to lose my head. And luckily she was in her own world and was like, I didn't even see them. And I thought, Frank, cool for that. And she went, there, that is the perfect example of what you're like. If that was earlier, she would have gone over there, spoken to them.

There you go. I said, I don't want to talk today. I'm so intrigued as to who it was. I'll tell you later. Tell you later. Well, if they're listening, they wouldn't be it. I'm sorry I didn't stop I just had surgery

Fair enough I think it's a good excuse I look like shit I had a cap on She looked like Adina from absolutely fabulous At the beginning of the week guys Great big glasses had a cap on Sweetie darling sweetie darling Sweetie darling

Very good We've got our message here from Amy From the south of France Still catching up Nats and Isis has me in stitches. What do you mean? But it made me think about Amy there in the south of France.

What's her story? I know. Does she move there? How long has she been over there? Ask her. Like me? Let us know. South of France.

What a cracking place to be. But would you want to live there though? No. Why? On my own? She can't. With your family, not on your own. Yeah, just you and Jack and the baby.

No, not for me. I have this conversation all the time. I couldn't think of anything worse. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. It sounds lovely and of course different circumstances put you in different, you know, some people don't have a choice or they have to do it or it's worth and they want to do it or, you know, they don't live near their family anyway.

You know, fair enough, but I just couldn't do it. I'd really struggle. It is mad like when, I'm sure it happens both ways, but the only situations I've heard recently are the male or the husband, the male, the husband. A male has a conversation with the female. The husband's got a job and is having to relocate. So there's a girl I work with through one of the brands.

She's in Cyprus. Wow. Yeah, and they've got to move with the kids. No, absolutely. I'm just saying though, is it crazy? Like someone's job, it could take them there. Yep. And what are you going to do?

You can't, you can't say no. But I mean, you can, but if it's for them, like, good financial opportunity or, you know, it's mad, it's big. Or that's the line of work they're in. And they're in a good company. You're going to have to follow that, aren't you? I wouldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't be away from my own.

I'd rather go and work in Marxist. And I really mean that I'd go and work in Marks and Spencers and I would downgrade my home. Also, I just think... The thing is, it's also hard to know where... You don't know the place. It's different. Say you frequent somewhere quite a lot, a different country, and you're quite familiar with it. Yes.

For me, I get the Australia thing in terms of the country. The way it's run. But it's too fucking far. And that's what I mean. If that was a couple of hours away, no-brainer, get it. Beautiful, though, out there, isn't it? Beautiful. It's the way they live.

It's incredible. Natalie, it's so far. Unless you are going with all your family or a lot of your family. I know. I know. It's true. But there's just, again, different situations. But the difference is people would turn around and say,

what are you talking about? There's a whole world down there. That's true. And what, you're just staying around because your family, you can, people move abroad and they, I mean, I've got a very good friend who's just done a big stint in Bali. She loves it. But again, she moved here.

Her dad lives a couple of hours away. And mum's insight. It's very different. So she's known to live. Yes. The family have grown like that. Whereas we're not. We're all within 10 minutes of each other.

It's hard for us to comprehend that. When I said I was moving here, mum was like, oh, it's so far. It's fucking 15 minutes. I'm like, you know, that's... And that is really lovely. And it is rare. But I personally would struggle to not

No, my family around the corner be able to pop in, see each other. At the same time, though, if an opportunity arose and you wanted to do that, genuinely, I would be like, you go for that. I would never ever make anyone feel you were doing the wrong thing. Because again, it's another life experience. And you might have the best time of your life. And you might want to bring your children up somewhere else. Or you might, do you know what I mean?

And I think good for you if you can be brave enough to do that. Or some people are signing up and they know it's a two-year stint. or, do you know what I mean? So you're getting that experience and, you know, it's amazing. And potentially to come home and have, you know, be able to buy a home that you never would have been able to do if you didn't go off and do this opportunity. Yeah, yeah. I don't know.

It's a really. I mean, you see it a lot. I saw it through work even in London. Obviously, lots of people move from up north, down south to work in London. As they get older, they might settle down, want a family. They can't afford to do it in London. No, absolutely. So then they move back.

up north or you know even that's a bit i've got my friend he's moved back to manchester he's moved to manchester with his wife and their little girl it's not far but it's still faring out you know what we don't see each other no of course imagine mum and dad said right dad's retired mom's now retiring and we're going to go and live and we're going to go and live in italy no well they're not going to do that well no i know they never would but there's many people no loads of people do imagine that. Because selfishly I would be heartbroken but imagine saying

oh no I don't want you to go how unfair is that that they've worked their whole lives and now they can't go and do what well they would because at the end of day they're adults but why not? No I get that but it's so weird

because there's half of you that goes but you've got grandchildren you're not going to get this you know you're going to miss the things because you're only going to see them maybe once a month let's say if they come here and then you go there, whatever that it looks like, or once every quarter. It would be nice to have a holiday home though, wouldn't it?

Lovely. But then what, like, then they've worked their whole life to do what? Do you not be able to go off and do what they want to do? If you haven't got to move somewhere to do that. Joke what I think a lot of it is. It's all about the quality of life you want to have. Yes. And I get that when people retire, if they live in an expensive area or the house is too big,

They want to go and move out a little bit downgrade, then they can enjoy their life, travel a bit more. I do understand that. Okay, so mum and dad said, we're going to move to Darlington. That's still four and a half hours away. Absolutely not.

You're not then seeing them back off the week. No, we can't. We can't do that. But that's what I mean, but that's very normal. No, of course it is, absolutely. Well, Granddad did it. But then I also say, do you actually end up

spending more quality time together. Probably. Because you would make an effort. You would be saying, okay, yeah, you can have the children for a night or a weekend. Yes. They come and get the kids or you drop them and then you spend the day there and then you leave. Like, do you spend the better time? You don't take those people for granted if you're seeing them on occasion.

Whereas if you're seeing them regularly, you know, mum comes here a lot. We don't necessarily sit and we're talking throughout the day. But because it's so regular, actually, if it would you then have quality time? And I guess the thing is nowadays as well, with technology, it's amazing, FaceTime, and you didn't have that before. It's true. Now you've got all of that.

So, you know, we went through COVID, have not seen each other. We felt like we'd be together every day. Yeah, this on pub quizzes and on the face time. But we do it a lot with family, you know, when someone feels like maybe they've not seen James for like a week, they'll want a FaceTime to see it. That's very easy to do now. Yeah.

But it is rare, like, this is a very rare situation of everyone being so close, proximity, living together. And not being rude or getting on. Yeah. Yeah, wanting to see each other. And also, it's like, you don't know who you're going to meet. No. You know what I mean? You could meet someone who then does take you away further.

I know, but you say that. Mark was from Kent. Yeah, but he's made that sacrifice to move here. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. That could have been the other way around. Exactly.

But you wouldn't have. Never. No. And that's what I mean. But also sometimes it's different when you've got children and you are tired to area. Of course. You've got a different. But still, I still, yeah, I would not go any.

I wouldn't go that far. As it stands, unless things dramatically changed or, you know, there's a bit of luck. Is that mean? No, I don't know. You know, I'm just saying unless there was a big life, something, I don't know, as it stands, I'd want to be here. If I won the Euro millions like I was talking about earlier, then, yeah, I probably would. No, you just have a couple. You just have different holiday homes, wouldn't you?

That's fabulous. Shall we end on naked attraction? Why? Is it on? I watched it. I did some research. I couldn't believe my eyes. Hello.

First time, always noting it. but I'm just listening to Nat's nieces and talking about naked attraction and I had to say something because I knew a girl whose friend was a runner for that program and they had been let down or something. They asked her friend, like, do you want to come and do it for me? It really helped me out. Obviously, she said no, but yeah, so there are real people. But also, I watched one and this girl, it got up to the waist of the men so she could just see waist down. said, I don't think I'm going to go with that one because he reminds me of my dad. Sorry?

In what way, please? Anyway, love the pub. Oh, my, anyway, love the pub. Isn't that a brilliant message? That is brilliant. But someone else messaged him to say that she knows someone who met someone on there and are still together. Shut up.

Come on. I sent it in the group somewhere. No, no, no. Bring us. Oh, yes. Oh, that is brilliant. That reminds me of my dad. That is disgusting.

What an awkward thing to say. That is hilarious. Yeah, I had to watch it, Elle. And I was very confused because there was, it was women and the guy, I can't remember if you like cream cake. I don't know what, I can't remember what it was. You like cream cake or something like that? Yeah.

And all the women had to have a bottle of cream and whisk it. So they're whisking, well, their knockers jiggling. And then one of them was really whisking. And all the cream was like, I mean, what is this? What is going on? I've never seen that before. They've never done that.

Is that a new thing? No, the other one I saw was he was a plumber and they had a plunger and they had to. Oh, stop. Yeah. Maybe they've thrown in a few tools in the newer ones. And then the other one I watched. The other one. She was obsessed.

I can't remember if it was a female or male bisexual. So they had men and women in it. Yes. I'm not a single. I was like, wow. Lots of competition. That's a hard one, isn't it? Greedy. But yeah, I mean, there has been some success stories and yeah, they're real these people.

What a mad program. Crazy stuff. Good luck to them though. Again. Absolutely. Great bit of telly. Maybe I could go on there now with my new knockers. That's all we need. It's all I need to see on the television, that is. Thanks very much. I want to hear people's stories about moving away 077-88-201919 have you moved

Did you make the choice not to move Have you met someone who lives far away It's a very interesting subject Yeah I would like to hear more Did you move and come back Have your family moved and you're devastated? Yeah That's the other thing isn't it

Like selfish thing Yeah Again what we're saying about your thing Oh like you're cute like me the fear of the kids. Oh, no. Is they move away? No.

It's crazy. And you know what? You have to, that is something I think about often now. As my children are getting older, you cannot be selfish or bitter. You have to say that's amazing. Go for it. You've got to let them fly, honey. No, I'm okay, thank you.

It's awful, but you won't. That's fine. I'll come with you. Don't worry about it. I'll make your curry and you're drunk. You're going troubling? No, I'm coming. Oh, that is awful.

The children, I'm not even thought about that. Oh, sorry. You're not going to sleep tonight. It's 18 months today and now you're chatting. Oh, bless him. Yes, the pictures. It's all right. You've got a long, long way off, babes.

No old time. Well, I've loved sitting here. It's nice to get out of the pod room. It's lovely. It's nice to just, no, for me. It's got to have a little phobic there, is it? I've got to put on a celebrity on. Oh, we must go.

We've got to watch the GC. Anyway, lovely to catch up. Lovely to catch up. I hope you all enjoy it. I hope you've really enjoyed listening DM us let us know what you liked about the episode and I will talk to you

on Monday love you all have a cracking weekend Ciao enjoy I'm a good one guys Bye see ya