Life with Nat - LWN 220: The Pod's 2nd Birthday extravaganza

Episode Date: April 22, 2026

WELL, what a treat! It's a Scraping the Nagging with Talking with Nat's Nieces, Tony, Linny, and Marc. We dip into the mailbag and hear what the two years of Life with Nat has been like for you all, a...nd also... because that might be just a little bit self-indulgent - it's St George's Day, so we're looking at what it means to us to be English. Enjoy!! xx Please subscribe, follow, and leave a review. xxx You can find us in all places here;⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podfollow.com/lifewithnat/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We're on Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/lifewithnatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Nat's insta:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@natcass1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Marc's insta:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@camera_marc⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Niece's insta:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@natsnieces⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tony's insta:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tonycass68⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Linny's insta:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@auntielinny.lwn⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MORE LIVE SHOWS! 10th May 2026 - The Grief Show with Auntie Linny - Studio, Chelmsford Theatre, Chelmsford -⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TICKETS ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 24th May 2026 - Hertford, Beam⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SOLD OUT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Book Club: April's Book -⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kathy Burke - A Mind of My Own - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.simonandschuster.co.uk/books/A-Mind-of-My-Own/Kathy-Burke/9781398548145⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Nat’s solo chats - any rants always welcome. Loads on the radar - living our lives for ourselves, the constant comparisons with others on social media... and the audacity of teenagers! Scraping the Barrel - SCAN AND SHOP VIRGIN NO LONGER! Bonce vs list! - Are you a list maker? Always collecting for Nostalgia Fest! What’s brewing with the Nieces - AGEING & non-negotiables Things we’re nagging with Linny about - More lateness stories and some cleaning questions, please! The Tony talks chatter - Keep your DIY questions coming. What are your favourite films & albums? Nat and Tony's big life changes clinic is open for advice questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:14 Two years of laughter, stories told, of everyday magic and hearts of gold. A mic, a voice, a space so true, life with Nat, grew and grew. Natalie started with warmth and spark, lighting up ears like a match in the dark. With honesty, humour, a moment so real, she turned simple chats into something you feel. Auntie Linney with wisdom and wit, dropping her gems, never missing a hit. Her laughter rings like a comforting song, the kind that stays with you all day long. Brother Tony brings banter and cheer,
Starting point is 00:01:49 a steady voice we all love to hear. With stories that wander and jokes that land, he's the heartbeat rhythm of this podcast band. And row, row bright with curious delight, adding her sparkle, her joy, her light, Ells bell too, and giggles so sweet, turning each episode into a treat. Together, they've built more than just sound.
Starting point is 00:02:10 It's a family circle where love is found. Through highs and lows, through thick and thin, they've welcomed us all into their world within. So here's to two years, what a beautiful ride, with stories that echo far and wide, may the laughter keep flowing, the memories grow, and life with Nat forever glow. That was from lovely Georgina.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Nice. Am I in it? No. I don't know why you're not in it. Brilliant. That's noted. Thanks, Georgina. You better give us a reason, George.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Nice. Anyway, happy two-year anniversary. Thank you. Welcome to the pod today, everybody. It's two years since we started this little shebang. And it's also St George's Day Today, so there you go. But, yeah, can you believe we've been doing it for two years? No, it's gone quickly.
Starting point is 00:03:10 I mean, arguably I've not been involved in it at all, according to that poem. Can I just say... But you've chosen to read out before I've come and sit in it. Can I say, I've actually not... Been nagging me all morning to come and do this. Yeah. You just read that to, like, wind me up. I'm going to tell you something.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Yeah. I actually haven't read that until that moment. So I knew Georgina had sent me a poem. Right. I've not read it. Okay. And I thought we were all in it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Not being done on purpose. Why have you chosen to read it out now? Because I thought it would be a nice start to the anniversary pod. Brilliant. It's really good. It was good. though. It was a nice one. You got a little bit of, um...
Starting point is 00:03:48 A paint on my face. A little bit of paint. I'm painting a thing at the moment. I quite like it when you've got a bit of paint on your face. Or you've come home from sort of the railway and you're a bit dirty. Okay. Just... When you say you like it, what do you mean by that? Well, you look quite handsome.
Starting point is 00:04:11 And you always look handsome. Okay. That is quite sexy. All right, yeah. Saddling. antique oak for any husbands out there want to follow my footsteps. Very good.
Starting point is 00:04:23 I could package that, I couldn't I could sell that. Pack of overalls and a tin of saddling. Yeah. Eharmonie.com. Why not? Should be on a shelf. Why don't you buy me anything from eharmonie.com?
Starting point is 00:04:40 Well, clearly I don't need to. I just need to go to Wix. Have a listen to this. Hi, it's Angie from Northampton. Wow. years. Fantastic. Well done you guys. Love every single one of you. Listen from the beginning. You were my first dabble into podcasts. I've tried others. I haven't stuck with them. You are the absolute best. Love it. Thank you. Thank you, Ange. Great, isn't it? What's the highlight
Starting point is 00:05:15 for you of this year with the pod? This, about the last year. Yeah. A bit of podcast. Oh, I don't know. Christmas live show was good. Yes. I think it was a highlight for you, dressed as an elf. Yeah. What else?
Starting point is 00:05:34 I like the one. Oh, it wasn't in the last year. What? I need to do more ones where we go out and about. I quite enjoyed our day trip to, sort of near South End. Oh, that was ages ago, darling. That was nearly two years ago.
Starting point is 00:05:47 What about our lovely live pub was Scarlet? That was good That was brilliant, wasn't it? And our friends. Only 150 people potentially listening to this know what we're talking about. Well, you know.
Starting point is 00:05:57 So I was trying a bit more inclusive actual podcast content as opposed to But live shows. Get a ticket. Get a ticket. Then you'll know what it's about. That's true. There you go.
Starting point is 00:06:08 So I said, because it's St George's Day, I thought I'd put a little, because we can't just sit here all day saying, oh, it's two years, that's good. It's a bit of a boring pod, isn't it? Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:17 So I put a message out regarding British things and what's the most British thing that you do surely it's got to be owning a steam engine how's that British? Oh it's, I just find it very quintessentially
Starting point is 00:06:32 English actually. If it was a traction engine no I was like cruising down the road on a Sunday to the pub on it I'd agree but yeah maybe I was going to say
Starting point is 00:06:45 announcing going to the toilet yes It's very British. Europeans find out very funny, but we always go, just going to go to the toilet. We've done this already. I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:06:56 But it is... Everyone does it. Very true. And also, I think, politely queuing is another one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one else does that. No.
Starting point is 00:07:07 There's got to be other nations to do that. There must be. There will be other nations. I think another thing that we do, which is very British, is we love a UK holiday. We like a stay-cution. That is true, yes.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Don't we? Mm-hmm. We love a bit of Cornwall. Mm-hmm. So that's quite good. Surely other countries do that as well, though. What, stay where they are? Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I'll give you some examples. Italians. Yes. Yeah. People that live in Barbados. Some nations. Do you think? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:07:44 I think so. Parisians. Maybe. Yeah. I've been basically... I would imagine most other places. Oh, I know, but I'm talking about Britain, aren't I? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Today. I do like a British holiday. It is nice. And then I asked about beans on toast, to which I'm going to have to do some sort of bonus episode on. Okay. Because I've had so many messages. I mean, our listeners really do like the mundane things in life.
Starting point is 00:08:11 But obviously, I thought I'd bring it right back to what the pod's about. How do you have your beans on toast? Now, I was thinking about you. You don't really have. beans on toast to you, but you do love beans. Hang on. This isn't like a, like a, what do you call it? Pod. Pardon conversation, is it? When you say, how do you like your beans on toast? Yes. You expect me to go, well, actually, I do the beans first and then I put the toast on top.
Starting point is 00:08:39 No. Right. So what, so in terms of how I'll have my beans on toast. Because people have, people, people, people have toast, butter. Yeah. Is it thick butter? Are they baking hot? Are they tepid? Is this what is? Is it? Is it salt? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:56 Do you have pickle on the side? What's it going to be like in five years? Bit of brown sauce? Yeah, okay. I'll probably be asking people how they wipe their asses. What, in five years? Mm. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Already done that, I haven't with the toilet paper, which way around it goes. Well, but not the actual wipe. Anyway, moving on. Nice. You don't really have it. You just have beans. I normally have beans on toast. No, you don't.
Starting point is 00:09:19 When do you have beans on toast? No, no. When I do have beans on toast, I have beans on toast. Bit of cheese on top? Well, when I was a kid, yeah. But then traditionally that would be called beans on toast with cheese on top. Beans on toast tends to be beans on toast. I disagree.
Starting point is 00:09:35 To put cheese on it, you've made a different meal because you've actually added a third of ingredients extra. Cheesy beans on toast. Yeah, it's different, isn't it? It's like a garlic bread and a cheesy garlic bread. You don't go, how do you have your garlic bread? But actually, I put cheese on mine. Yeah, you've trumped me a little bit.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Okay. So it's beans on toast. What beans is the other conversation? I mean, obviously, Heinz beans, Brandston beans. Marks his beans. They're all made in the same factory, so I hear, and then they put different recipes in for the source. Really?
Starting point is 00:10:05 Interesting. Yeah, that was on one of those programs where they sort of go to the factory and talk about the... And they do a comparison, blind taste test with Aldi Beans. I know. I love those shows. Hein's beans are very good, though. And there is a difference.
Starting point is 00:10:19 There is a difference. Definitely. I agree. It's not. Joanne Carmoudi. What a great name. Beans on toast is a great meal at any time of the day. White bread, just slightly toasted, tad golden, good amount of butter,
Starting point is 00:10:30 then cold beans straight out of the tin. The hot butter mixes with the bean juice. So good. I know exactly what you mean by that. And Liddell's cheap range of beans are very close second to Heinz. Cold beans. Do you know something? I said I haven't had beans on toast.
Starting point is 00:10:47 I don't have that as a meal. However, that has just reminded me If I have a fry-up And it comes with a side of toast I always will put a little triangular toast on the plate And then put some beans on top Then I might also take another triangular toast And put an egg on it
Starting point is 00:11:04 Right, we've had this conversation about the sausage Well, that was Weatherspins When they did the side order of bread You can't get anymore So you could do a sausage-chipped beans And you could cut the sausage, put it into a bit of bread And make it into a sausage bat basically As well as your dinner
Starting point is 00:11:18 Pete and yourself. Well, yeah, but we're talking about beans on toast. I think I'm entitled to. Sorry for mucking about. It's just that, because everyone's on this, I've got certain messages for certain people. I've had to be very organised. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Because tonight we're having a little celebration. Excellent. It'll be fun. Okay. I might wash off the saddling from my face by that. Oh, no, leave it on. Leave it on. Okay. Hi, Nat.
Starting point is 00:11:47 I hope you're okay. I've just seen your post on Instagram. about celebrating St. Georgia State. The most British thing I do complain about the weather. I fucking hate beans on toast. I literally, they make me gag. Gross.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Offer people cups of tea, a drink when they come in a house. Absolutely. I always do this. However, I did have a friend who used to come in. We weren't great friends, but we'd known each other since primary school and secondary school, and we started, like,
Starting point is 00:12:18 becoming friendly again. She'd come on my head. house and just go into my fucking cupboards and help herself make a cup of tea. What the fuck is that about? What the fuck is that about? Um, I can't remember what else was on your list now, but I could, you know, I could go on and on and on. Anyway, have a lovely week and I will catch up with you soon. Bye. I think it depends what sort of friend you are to someone, but it sounds like they were just developing a friendship from an old one. You can't walk into people's houses and make tea, can you?
Starting point is 00:12:53 I can do it at Elias or Maria's or, you know, family. Really? Would you do that? Yeah. Hmm. Interesting. Oh, it's Annie from Wilkeshire, by the way. I always forget to even my name. Thanks, Annie.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Talking of two years, how's the old plant doing? Because I think it needs a bit of TLC. I think it does. It doesn't seem to be very well looked after, is it? No, don't say that. I watered her. A little while ago.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Okay. It's very warm in here, isn't it? That's the problem. Yeah. You can have aircon fitted this year? Yes. Give me another year. No, no.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I've had that. Again, conversation has been had. Absolutely going to sort it out. Fair enough. How's the merchandise going? You're going to be doing that this year? Can I have a baseball cap for the pod?
Starting point is 00:13:41 Yep. Yeah. I've got a hoodie that I've worn now a million times. Has it been washed that hoodie? Because you take it off and you leave it in this room for some reason. Yeah. It's not been washed, no. Right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Washes up well though, isn't it? Basically the same podcast we did like three weeks ago with this conversation. But like a short version. In fact, if you're not listening to it, don't bother. This 20 minutes will do. Honestly, save yourself an hour of your life. If you just happen to have stumbled over this 20 minutes that we're doing now, don't listen to the last podcast.
Starting point is 00:14:16 I think this podcast, can I just tell everybody who does listen, if any of your mates are like, oh, I don't really listen to Pod. Say to them, just listen to this one, because it's a taster of everybody. And I think it's a really good one to introduce people to. What do you think? I think hopefully Georgina might listen to it and she might discover me. That is true. Does that hurt your feelings a little bit?
Starting point is 00:14:41 A little bit, yeah. Fair enough. That's fine. I mean, everyone got more of a compliment than me as well. Mm. So. Do you know Georgina? Who is Georgian?
Starting point is 00:14:50 Lovely George, yeah, gee. She comes to the shows. Fact lady. I understand. Good mate of ours. We had a lovely video from Dorney. Right. One of our listeners.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Yeah. Hello, Natalie, Auntie Linney, Mark, Nat's nieces and Tony. Happy second birthday. I thought I'd jump on and send you a little video rather than a voice note. It is 7.50 in the morning and I'm walking to the nursery where I work. Just a short five minute walk. So, yeah, I hope you have a lovely celebration for your second birthday. I have obviously been listening since day one when I was doing a walk 30 miles in May those two years ago for dementia.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Sadly my mum has dementia and since my dad passed away she has been in a home where she is marvellously looked after but I raised over £700 £700 for for dementia charity which was
Starting point is 00:16:04 amazing but you all kept me company on my walks every day and I have never missed an episode and yeah so I hope you have a lovely time And as for baked beans, do you love them or hate them? I love baked beans and the best way to eat it is on a jacket potato with marmite, cheese and grilled bacon.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Oh! Anyway, and yeah, the most British thing I do, I think it could be having a roast on a Sunday. And I'm rubbish at offering people a cup of tea because I don't really drink hot drinks a lot at home. I'm rubbish. so yeah, I don't do that a lot, I'm bad. But yeah, have a lovely day, everybody. And, yeah, look forward to the next pod. Just listening to you and Auntie Lilly.
Starting point is 00:16:55 See you later. This is Dawn from Kent. Oh, lovely Dawn. I like how Dawn does a video note. First one from Dawn. Bold. Very good. Have you ever had video notes before?
Starting point is 00:17:06 I've got a lovely lady who always... One of my favourites, actually. I wonder if I can find it for you. Oh, she's a regular. I put it on Instagram the other day, actually. It was a video of her and she always uses the big mouth. Did you see the video that I put on Instagram? I do know who you mean.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Maria. My name's Maria. Is it Maria? Mm-hmm. You're sure? Mm-hmm. No, it's not. It's Mia. It says Maria, I think, on her Instagram.
Starting point is 00:17:41 This is very bad. Let's go back so this can be edited out. Go back. Leave it, leave it, let it be pure. This is what it is, guys. But Mia, it's Mia. I would go and look, but I'm wearing... It is Maria.
Starting point is 00:17:55 I haven't got any trousers on. Else I would get up now and go and look at my phone. Why don't you give everyone a little two-year treat? Shut up. I need to go and get my phone. He hasn't got any trousers on. He has got pants on everybody. It's because he's painting outside and he can't come in this room
Starting point is 00:18:10 with dirty jeans on. Don't paint outside in my pants. Obviously. No, but your jeans are dirt. That sounds like a very weird reason. That's really annoying. I can't get my phone. You don't need the phone.
Starting point is 00:18:24 No. It's all good. Okay. Thought we better give Emma a call. Okay. Hello, hello. How are you? All right, thanks.
Starting point is 00:18:34 How are you? Yeah, very well. I'm sat doing a 20 minute scraping the barrel for anniversary day, and I thought I've got to include you and say thank you for all of your hard work over the year. Oh, lovely. What's smaller than a barrel? We're scraping a thimble. A little cum. Thimble, scraping the thimble. Scraping the thimble this morning. Lovely.
Starting point is 00:18:58 But I mean it, Em, thank you for all your hard work. Oh, thank you. It's been great fun, isn't it? It has. It has. You got any highlights of the last year? I think the live shows have been a lot of fun because it's very easy to just get on with things and not realize, you know, you get messages in and stuff. but going in actually seeing people live. Yeah. It's very tangible, isn't it? Also, our car journey on the way home from where were we last?
Starting point is 00:19:25 I can't remember. Bristol? Yes, when we had a huge sing-song, didn't we, all the way home? We really got into the, well, sort of the 2000s indie tunes. Fantastic. Proper sing-along. And, yeah, that was a lot of fun. A lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Just shouting bands at Maria. Just like, ah, the wombat. Bombats. Scat of girls. Go. Scat him. Adam. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:58 That was so much fun. Very good fun. Very good fun. But yeah, I just wanted to say that you are such an integral part of the pod. We all love you very, very much. And we'll have a proper catch-up on here soon anyway. Yeah, lovely. All right.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Oki-dokey. Fab. Enjoy the Stimble. Do you want to do you? Just say thank you to Emma and goodbye to Emma. Do you want to do that? It's not my pod. Go on.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Thank you, Emma, for putting up with all the random phone calls and messages. Oh, no. And tech support when I'm trying to sort out the studio. We're doing well, aren't we? We're figuring it out. Between us all, we're figuring it out. It's been, it can be a challenge. There's always something different tech-wise, isn't there?
Starting point is 00:20:37 There is. But, yeah, it's all good. Couldn't do it without you both. I can't even load a file up, so there you go. It's all good. It was fab, isn't it? We're managing to do loads of stuff, just the three of us mainly doing all the bits and pieces. Yeah. We're doing very well. I feel very proud of us all. Lovely. Lovely to hear from you. Lovely to hear from you. We're going to get back to saying goodbye to everyone because scraping the thimble is now 25 minutes long.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Bye. Bye. Bye. Anyway, darling, I hope that we're going to have a really lovely day. I'm going to record with the girls in a little while. Elliot's going to come around. I'm not sure how it's going to go. Okay. Because we've got to get James to bed and then do the pod and whatever.
Starting point is 00:21:23 But then I'm hoping that Maria and Ellie are cooked dinner, prepare it all. That'll be nice. I haven't got to be bothered. I've got to have beans on toast. No beans on toast or cereal tonight, darling. Nice. All right. I love you.
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Starting point is 00:22:46 Where has that gone? How many recordings have we done? How many episodes have we personally done? done without all of... Don't ask me that. Well, she doesn't have her figures, guys. No, it's mad. Incredible, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:23:01 No, it's mental. It's hoodiful. And for me, what I love is the way it's evolved. Yeah. And the way it's just got its shape. Yeah. And I never knew that would happen. I always remember Emma saying, just start it.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Peepodders, but say, if you just start it, organically, it would just work out and thinking, well, how will it? What am I going to do? And I'm not saying there can be no change because, yeah, we can have different people pop on, different family members, the odd guest to I love, or, you know, I'm honoured to have on. But the kind of bones of it are now. But also, again, we're all taking it slightly for granted that you have selected, how did you select the family members? Well, that's it. I didn't. How did that happen? It just, it was very much, do you fancy having a go? Yeah, because the family members that aren't. aren't doing it.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Yeah. I'm not phased in the slightest. No, equally could do it. Absolutely, but are not chomping at the bits too want to do it. No, it's just worked out that... And the ones that are doing it... Love it. Love it.
Starting point is 00:24:06 No one's turn around and said, no, not for me. No, it's true. I'm calling it a day. But that could happen. And I think because this is like, you said it the other day, we've hit on something here that is, it's like a mini-reality, me and my family.
Starting point is 00:24:24 And if someone did turn around and say, you know what, I can't be asked to sit and do it anymore, you just say to people, so-and-so, I don't want to do it anymore. And someone else might do it. And again, that's life. But we've all done two years, Natalie. I know. And not only have we done two years in this studio on a one-to-one,
Starting point is 00:24:42 we're on stage in front of an audience. Has that been your highlight, do you think of this year? Oh, without shadow of a doubt. I mean, as much as I love being in this room with you, of course. Yeah, of course. It forces us, not that we need to be forced to be together because we're always together, but it does. No, it gives us that quality time, even if, because we do have a chat before and after. So it's lovely.
Starting point is 00:25:06 But for me, the live shows, I pinch myself, especially when I'm driving to work the following morning to do my regular job. Yeah. I'm like, this is mad. Because yesterday I was on a stage with my daughters. And I think how much we've grown in those shows, and I would say probably you the most, of how much you enjoy them and you can tell you enjoy them, as been amazing to see.
Starting point is 00:25:40 It's been amazing to watch. Yeah, I love it. So good. I love the fact that, I mean, I'm not a comedian by any stretch of the imagination, But how lovely to sit on this stage here, people roar with laughter. Yeah. Just having a nice time. Just people, I just feel like I'm giving something back to people,
Starting point is 00:26:00 chatting to some of the audience after the show. Yeah, yeah. Which I know we shouldn't necessarily be doing, but we can't help ourselves, can we? Because we are that audience. We feel part of that audience. And talking to so many different types of people, different reasons that are there.
Starting point is 00:26:17 How much have enjoyed it and they listen. and have travelled. I say it all the time. I know I'm like a broken record. But the fact that people book something, pay for something, get up, get out for us. I'm genuinely,
Starting point is 00:26:34 I know that I've been on the telly for a long time. It doesn't matter. I still think it takes so much effort to do that and you've chosen us. To spend an evening and afternoon. Come and see life for an app. Yeah. I love it.
Starting point is 00:26:47 And the grief pod for, for me, obviously as you know, it just means so much. They're our thing, aren't they? Yeah, massively. And to think that we have a live pod. I know. It's amazing. There are no words for me to be able to explain and describe.
Starting point is 00:27:05 I just never in my wildest dreams would ever have thought that I personally would be doing something like this. And to be able to share it with the family, in particular you and the girls, obviously, It's incredible. Even our journeys to some of these places like Manchester and Brighton, which were long, long journeys, weren't they? They were great. We loved it. Just have fun, don't we?
Starting point is 00:27:27 Yeah, amazing. Really, really amazing. Hi, gang, it's Lindsay from Stafford. I just wanted to wish you all a very happy second podcast birthday. I'm an OG. I've been listening from the beginning. And I know some people may have their favourites on your podcast. But honestly, I don't. I really enjoy absolutely every episode with you all. You all bring
Starting point is 00:27:54 something different to the podcast. And I love your dynamics and your family relationships. I haven't been able to get to a show which I'm gutted about because I've been so busy working all over the country. But that's where I listen to you. I'm in the car. I'm up and down the country and I just love listening. It really feels like you're there with me. I laugh. I join along. I nod and agree with most of the things that you say. So yeah, thank you for being part of my journey and keeping me company. Really appreciate it. Oh, sorry, over a minute. Bye. Thank you, Lindsay. She sounds lovely. Yeah. So lovely. And this is, yeah, she's kind of summed it all up for us, Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Makes it so rewarding to know that we're keeping people company. Amazing. So not only is it our two-year anniversary this week, but it's also, it was St George's Day yesterday. Of course it was. So I whacked out a post and I thought, what English, British things, what can we talk about? Because everyone really loves the mundane things that we chat about the most. Right. So I've got some questions for you.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Okay. Tea. We love a cup of tea, don't we? Oh, the Brits love a cup of tea. That's the... Fancy a cup. Yeah. It's the solution to everything, isn't it, that cup of tea?
Starting point is 00:29:27 That is so quintessentially British. And the different types of tea and how you make the tea. Well, making the discussion about tea, tea leaves, tea bags. How do you make your tea? I make my tea. Tea bag in, hot water. Yeah. I leave it to brew for a little while.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Because I personally like a strong but weak cup of tea, if that makes sense. Strong but milky cup of tea. So do I. So tea bag in, leave the tea bag. I do do the whole, I don't put my milk in with a tea bag in. I then squeeze the tea bag. Out comes a bag, in goes the milk. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:30:11 I do exactly the same as you. Sometimes I can be known to put the milk here When the tea bags in Yeah But very rarely Yeah So I do the same as you Yeah
Starting point is 00:30:21 But it is true about tea Yeah We It reminds me of EastEnders though as well Does it? Let's put the kettle on cup of tea Pauley, wouldn't it? Yeah
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah It was a tea cosy I mean I couldn't imagine Someone walking into the house And not offering them a cup of tea You're just on automatic pilot Cup of tea or you'll come here and go
Starting point is 00:30:43 I'd love a cup of tea I've not had a drink all day yeah yeah hello Nat shall have been new adding to again is it rude to not offer somebody
Starting point is 00:30:51 a cup of tea when they come in the house yes I don't about rude but I always do it so yeah I think
Starting point is 00:31:00 if somebody comes to visit you the first thing you should do is say would you like a drink whether that be a cup of tea glass of wine beer whatever you should always offer somebody a drink when they come to your house
Starting point is 00:31:10 unless of course you're visiting your parents or family members and you're just going in and help yourself and that's what usually I do I go in and say Does anybody want I offer
Starting point is 00:31:20 Does anybody want a cup of tea when I go in somebody else? Love that And I go and help myself and make a real cup of tea Oh yeah Yeah I think it should be the dumb thing
Starting point is 00:31:28 Bye bye Yeah I agree You have to do it don't you Vicky from Liverpool said I clean for my friend as a job And when I get there She makes herself a cup and never offers me one.
Starting point is 00:31:40 It drives me around the bend. Vicky from Liverpool. Oh, Vicky, I'm with you, darling. You can't stand and make a drink. I remember as a young girl, I'm not going to mention any notes, but I remember a similar concept going around to someone's house, they'd be standing there drinking a cup of tea, and I'd be watching them do it.
Starting point is 00:32:00 And I used to walk away thinking, that is so rude. Yeah, or any glass of water, and you don't say, do you want one? No, you just do. That's mad. Yeah. Yeah, that is mind-blowing. Yeah. It's not when a builder comes around or a gardener can.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Oh, mind you, I don't offer my gardener a drink. Is that bad? You know why? I do. Because she's very, very... She just cracks on. She's got headphones on. She barely says hello.
Starting point is 00:32:25 She just gets cracked on with it. No, if I have like, you know, my contractors, I know so I mean. I'll say to them, guys, they'll let themselves in. Yeah. Because they're known to me through work and stuff. And I go, you know where the tea is? Help yourself to tea. Sugar, you know where that is?
Starting point is 00:32:38 milk's in the fridge. Help yourself to biscuits. The one thing with that, though, go on. I don't like the mug that I like being used. Yeah, no. My mug. Yeah, I know. I want old mugs for people that I don't know.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Yeah. Why is that? Because you're going to put them in the dishwasher. It's absolutely no difference. Yeah, no, I'm the same. Get all the old mugs out. The big builder's mugs come out. Yeah, exactly that.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Funny, isn't it? I suppose because you don't want to, it doesn't matter if one gets smashed or. No. But I remember when I was doing work to the house. house when we first moved Natalie. I'd come home. There'd be like 20 mugs outside. Mark likes to leave mugs outside. Mark.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Mug on the brick wall. Coffee cup here. And the drinks that are made and not drunk. Let's not talk about that. Unbelievable amount. Lovely Vicky from Liverpool there. Listen to this. Hi, I'm Charlie and I'm 12.
Starting point is 00:33:34 And I'm from Liverpool. And I love listening to your podcast with my mum. Happy two year anniversary, Natalie. Charlie. Your accent, Charlie. You're the best, Charlie. Thank you very, very much. Oh, it's a great accent, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:33:48 I love the accent. Me too, fantastic. I'm very, very pleased. I'm very, very pleased. Oh, does he listen to all about it? It's all right. He's 12. Joni's down there watching live at the Apollo.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Last one laughing. I'm like, oh, this is a little bit below the belt. But thank you, Vicki and thank you, Charlie. And it's my favourite name. Another little thing I'd like to mention. Got it all going on this week. It is my dad's anniversary of when he passed as well this week. But it's a lovely, lovely week.
Starting point is 00:34:20 And I always think the pod started. Yeah. For that reason. Another little nod from him to say, do it. It was just weird. When should we start? And someone said, you've got to do it here. And I said, well, that's weird.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Not on the same day, day after or whatever. But, yeah, very, very good. Very, very good. We can dedicate this to him. Absolutely. So before we go, because I've got to get all of the mob on, what would you say is the biggest thing you do? That's quintessentially English.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Yeah, English, British, yeah. Probably, I mean, there's probably lots of things. But, I mean, and this isn't rehearsed, guys. She's just caught me here saying you've got, this is what we're doing. I think what's very, that I probably do, that's very British is nagging, there you go, nagging over the garden fence. Oh, with Maria and Jimbo. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Proper over the fence. Well, I'll give you an example. So last weekend, was it? That is really old-fashioned. And we do it. And sometimes, no, so this was last weekend. I popped out, I know what it was, hoover my car, inside of my car. No, for fuck's sake.
Starting point is 00:35:32 I know, cleaning again whilst your brother's indoors. So I said today, I'm just going to be 10, 5. Five minutes, I'm just going to give the car, I have the dice and stuff. I'm going to give the car a quick whiz round. Anyway, I've gone out to do it. As I've stepped out, Jim's pulled up in the drive.
Starting point is 00:35:50 So over the guy, this is the front, obviously, because we can't really see him at the back. He's come over, give me a kiss. We've started chatting. Obviously, Maria must have seen him pulling and thought he's been gone 10 minutes. What's he bloody doing? Out she's come.
Starting point is 00:36:04 He's then said, I'm going now because I was going to skip to dump a lot. and stuff. How long? Natalie. I think we were out there for about an hour. And it ridiculous
Starting point is 00:36:15 when you could have had a cup of tea indoors. Absolutely that. But you know, you don't think you're, you know what we're doing on the phone because it's going to be a too many cup of that.
Starting point is 00:36:22 But what I'd happen was the sun had moved. I only had a little thin top on. She noticed Marie had a jumper on and it was so cold and about an hour later I thought I'm going to get a hyperphobic. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:36:36 And we've chatted for an hour over the garden fence. Can I ask you another question? Did my brother come out and see if you're all right? No. Just wonder, because you said you'd be five minutes over in the car. I've got back in, he went, you were a while. What did you do to the car?
Starting point is 00:36:50 Well, to be fair, he's right. You could have dissected the car whilst you're out there. I mean, I would have cleaned the engine and everything in an hour. But yeah, I think that's quite a... It is. Talking to the neighbours. Yeah, that's a very neighbourly English thing to do, isn't it? Over the fence, having a chin wag.
Starting point is 00:37:06 I have a little nag. Which is lovely. It is really good. Like that one. Like that one. Do you know, we've had so many, because it's that mundane chat that people love, I'm going to have to carry this on when I get all the voice notes instead. So many things.
Starting point is 00:37:21 That's quintessentially in British. Well, I've spoken about beans on, I've told people beans on toast. I've got a thousand messages about beans on toast. I'm going to have to do a beans on toast epe. Beans on toast epe. Yep. How you make it, how you make it, if you like it, if you don't. You're going to have to do it.
Starting point is 00:37:38 It's underrated beans on toast. Do you like beans on toast? It's one of those, isn't it? You know when you do it, well, you don't think of it. And then when you do do it, you think, why don't I do that more often? Agreed. How do you have it? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:37:51 What do you have, white bread, brown bread? Probably white bread. White bread. Thick butter. Mm-hmm. Baking hot beans? It has to be baking hot beans. White pepper?
Starting point is 00:38:03 Yes. But then I have grated cheese on white. Absolutely. And do you know what else I have? A massive dollop a pickle on the side. Do you? Yes, I do. I would never have thought to do that.
Starting point is 00:38:16 So good. Dollop a pickle with beans on toast. Interesting. But it is one of those dishes, isn't it, that you eat it and you think, I've really enjoyed that. But I don't really like beans anywhere else. No, see, I don't mind beans. Yeah, Mark loves a bean. Does he?
Starting point is 00:38:34 He loves beans with fish and chips. You pours all the beans over his chips Whereas With fish and chips Yeah I'm not sure about that one Yeah we'll let him talk about that one Jack likes a
Starting point is 00:38:47 Oh don't Once we get to Elle She can explain But I think everybody who listens to the pod Already knows that Jack doesn't like beans But yeah I like beans in a chili Bake beans
Starting point is 00:38:58 Yeah I don't get that one Yeah see I don't Well I get it because it's just a bean Funny Have you been Bean. If I carry on like this, I won't have a bean, because no one will be listening. Very good. Oh, dear.
Starting point is 00:39:17 It's been a long day, isn't it? Oh dear. Congratulations to you all on your fantastic two-year anniversary. What a ride. For us lifers who have been here since day one, while we're so proud of you all, and we love every minute of you twice a week. Being able to see you in person this year has really been the icing on the cake. Keep up the great work, you lovely lot. And let's be honest, if someone hasn't heard of your podcast, we simply say,
Starting point is 00:39:44 What do you mean? Loads of love, Haley and Bristol. Oh, that's so lovely. Thanks, Haley. And, yeah, fantastic. We'll carry on the British topic soon. Indeed. I'll see you shortly.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Not for a traditional British dessert, though. No, I can't wait. The old tiramisu is coming out later, guys. Beautiful. Can't wait for it. Should have been making something quintessentially British. Yeah, we could have done that, but your tiramisu is too good, I'm afraid. But I have put you afraid bent on spite.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Tone. Net. Two years. Two years, eh? It's a bit mad, isn't it? I say time flies, but I mean, that's ridiculous. Remember the first time I came out? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:38 And we did a test one. Do you remember? And he was asking me all about when you was a kid and what was it like in Islington and 72 and all the people and stuff. I thought, yeah, it's quite nice to sit there and have a chat. I didn't ever see it going on for two years. What I love is life's busy.
Starting point is 00:40:57 Yeah, it is. And it makes me quite emotional that I feel that this means that I get to see you. Yeah, it's right, yeah. Because we wouldn't. No, no. We wouldn't. Be honest.
Starting point is 00:41:07 No, if I'm honest. It's bullocks. Yeah, it would be every six months. Yeah, it would be once in the summer and at Christmas. Christmas. You're quite right. And I love the fact that I get to see my brother more. Yeah, it makes us get together, don't it?
Starting point is 00:41:18 Yeah. That means a lot to me. Which is good. Yeah, it's a pain in the ass for me, to be honest with it. Driving up the A-10, hmm. You know, opening the gate, mm. That's lovely. It's good.
Starting point is 00:41:35 The summer months are coming Yeah It'd be lovely Sit in the garden afterwards Yes Watch the sun come down Yeah watch the sun go down on that field Oh
Starting point is 00:41:43 Unbelievable Be lovely We need to post that Oh we absolutely will So people can see what we're talking about Because it is quite amazing There's been a lot of aircon chat Yes okay
Starting point is 00:41:54 Yeah So do need to Stop no more talking Actions need to be done Well this is I mean I'm there Yeah
Starting point is 00:42:04 I'm primed locked, loaded and ready. Yeah. As and when you require. Next week, I've got to get the guy up. It was baking in it today and I thought it's not even hot. I know, once it's it's really, it's terrible in here when it's really wrong. I mean, it was okay, obviously, when we weren't being filmed.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Yes. And I was sitting here in my pants. Fine. With the ice pack on my head. That was okay. But that's not going to go down too well now. Not really. On YouTube and all these other things where people can actually see us.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Yeah. So I think a bit of a bit of cool air will definitely be in order. 100%. I shall make a phone call forthwith. Oh, absolutely. What has been your highlight of the year, this year, April to April. Sorry, it's a tax year. Shit, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:42:51 Oh, yeah, that's a bit. It's a bit. It's a bit iffy, isn't it? It's a shame. I suppose, yeah, April to, yeah. It's a little bit of a... It's a bit sort of... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Anyway, that's what it is. For me, live shows, definitely. their live shows. When you talked about doing them and I thought, oh, yeah, I'm sure that's not really going to happen and stuff. And I've been to, I haven't done many this year because I've got problems with me back and stuff and I can't sit in the car for too long, unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:43:18 But when we've done the ones last year that were reasonably local. And we've got one coming up. That's right. Hartford. Is it Harlow or Hartford? Hartford. Hartford, sorry. Be great.
Starting point is 00:43:27 It's 24 for May. Yeah. All sold out. Oh, really? Yep. Completely sold out. Sorry, everyone. That's brilliant.
Starting point is 00:43:33 But that'll be fun. Yeah, I look forward to that. But the Clapham Grand was special at Christmas. Yes. Yeah, that really was. If someone had said to me a couple years ago, you're going to be on stage in front of 700 people on a Sunday afternoon. Yeah, I would have thought I was a bit mad, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:43:48 But it was good. Also, I feel the dulcet tones of your voice have got a lot of traction this year. Really? Well, I think that is a highlight for you. Maybe. People like your voice, don't they? Well, if they do, I need them to tell me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:03 You know, we all have a bit of feedback. 07-820, 1919. Yeah. Who likes Tony's voice? Yeah, a bit of feedback, please, chaps. That'd be very nice. It's also St George's Day when this comes out. And I'm a very proud Brit,
Starting point is 00:44:17 and I thought, let's have a little chat about British things. Yeah. And everyone on this pod loves the mundane things in life. So, Rosie from Durham said, and I've saved this for you, Toon. Because remember, everyone's on this. pod. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Right? 20 minutes each, bang. But I saw this and I thought, I'm saving it. Right, okay. Fire away. Oh, I thought of one. Having a drink at the airport when you're going on holiday,
Starting point is 00:44:47 no matter what time of the day it is. 4 a.m. pint a lager. I actually don't do it as it just makes me tired during the day, but after 6pm, definitely. Love the pod. It's an absolute classic. It is, but not if you've got kids.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Oh, go on. No, when we went on holiday with the kids, I'd never, might have a drink on the plane, but never drink early and stuff. What sort of age were they? They might have been seven and three. Oh. You know, eight and five or whatever it boils.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Oh, really? There's sort of three and a half years between and whatever so. So, yeah, but when I've been away for work or being going football... I feel like me and Mark have had a drink when they're that age. Really? Yeah. Well, you know, that's up to you, isn't it? It's personal choice.
Starting point is 00:45:39 But last time I went away in Europe and football, and I'm not been since for various reasons, we were going to Belgium and we met at Gatwick at 5 in the morning. Yep. And we had a drink and then it sort of carried on until quite late the next night. When you got home? Well, not quite when I got home. So I've done it.
Starting point is 00:46:01 I've done it. And it is, I think it's quite, if you're, if you don't feel, for me, it's, I can't do it if I feel like I'm responsible for some stuff. I mean, so I'd just, yeah, I wouldn't be out of be half-piss getting on a plane with the kids. No. That causes problems. No, it's a problem. But, yeah. I'm not saying we're absolutely paralytic.
Starting point is 00:46:26 No, no, I know. But we'll have a couple of drinks, you know. Yeah, I know. And also, it depends. Well, I don't really go away a lot. So, I mean, I'll be quite honest with you. It's not really a issue for me because I don't really get on planes anymore. You know, don't really like them.
Starting point is 00:46:38 No, I get it. Don't like planes. They're not flying. For me, though, also it's about the drink you have. So, for instance, it's absolute rubbish. But in my brain, I go, if I'm having a glass of champagne, that's fine. Oh, yeah. If I have two glasses of champagne, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:46:57 Two pints of cider would be ridiculous. Oh, yes. No, that's a very good point actually. So when I was 40, Sharon took me to New York as a surprise. And you got me an upgrade on Virgin. Yes. So we flew Virgin upper class or whatever it was. And that was really nice.
Starting point is 00:47:16 Because I got on board and the stewardess said, what do you like to drink? I said, can I have some champagne, please. And I just drank, carried on drinking it. Drunk about four bottles. All excited. had Kevin Bacon in the seat next to me. Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Yeah. Felt a little bit special. And she just pissed herself laughing at her flight and said, hey, you're still standing up? I said, I'm fine. But you are very, very, you're fine. It's over a long period of time. I know, but you are fine.
Starting point is 00:47:44 We do these pod conversations. And let's be honest, we switch off the machine. We've done our pod. And we go and have a drink. Yeah. And we have a chat. Yeah. But it's sort of not an hour, is it?
Starting point is 00:47:56 No. It's three hours. Yeah, three or four hours, yeah. Three or four hours of chat, conversating. Yeah. Putting the world's to write. Yeah, find out what's going on. And...
Starting point is 00:48:06 Planning for the future. We do. We do a lot of planning for the future. Yeah, it never happens, but we plan. But we plan. But we plan. We plan. At least we're talking. Exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Yeah. It's fantastic. Oh my God, Nat, the weather. I talk about it all the time. I think I take after my lovely late mom who would phone me on a daily basis to tell me the forecast, It did me head in a bit, to be honest, but she used to ring me every day, God lover.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Even when I was on holiday in Florida, she rang me to tell me what the weather was like at home. Why? I'm on holiday. I've got beautiful weather. I don't care. But regardless to that, now I do it all the time. I check the weather, try and plan my day out around it. It's just a bit of an obsession. And I started up a messenger chat with all my girlfriends. I did it for quite a long time over a year. Maybe it's nearly two years, I don't know. Anyway, I used to tell them every day what the weather was going to be, whether they could hang the knickers out or not,
Starting point is 00:49:08 made it a bit funny and a bit of a fun weather report. But sometimes I got it wrong and then I got it in the neck. So I stopped doing that after a while. But yeah, I think it's a real British thing talking about the weather. We do it all the time. That's it really. but congratulations on two years of the podcast. It's amazing.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Listen to it all the time. Love all of you. Keep on doing what you doing. It's Alison from Grimsby. Bye. Thanks Alison. Thank you so much. We do.
Starting point is 00:49:42 We don't half bang on about the weather. Do you know why we bang on about the weather? Because we live on a rock. Yeah. In the middle of an ocean. And I think we're closer to the Antarctic than we are to Spain or whatever. Yeah. So if you're Spanish, you're Italian, or what, you know, you get up every day and you go,
Starting point is 00:50:01 sunny again, what's the weather like? Sunny again, that's what they do. When it rains, they go, what's raining? What's that all about? Next day, as sunny again. With us, we can have snow in June, rare. Snowing ascot. Snowing ascot.
Starting point is 00:50:25 No, it's true. But it is funny. isn't it? Yeah, but it's... And I was saying with the girls coming up actually on this pod whether it's been spoken about
Starting point is 00:50:36 but it is a conversation starter isn't it? It's an icebreaker. It is, but... And it lovely, or nice to get out and it starts. And the sun night or whatever. I mean, again,
Starting point is 00:50:48 like dry and weather very important. You know, like when you've been, when you've had clothes on radiators or on, we've got an era now that we put our clothes on to dry it. when the sun comes out and it's warm enough to put the stuff
Starting point is 00:51:02 out in the garden on the line and get it dry, that's major. That is really, that's a, you know, that's like a... A win. A massive win. And it's a, it's the start of the new year looking forward to going into spring and summer.
Starting point is 00:51:18 I'll tell you what wasn't a massive win. Sunday for Arsenal. No. I sat there. I don't watch it anymore. No. And I thought I'm going to get into it again. And that's a bit late in the day.
Starting point is 00:51:29 But I thought, no, I'm going to pop it on. And the stress I felt watching, I thought that's why I don't watch it, because I do get stressed by it. Yeah, I was stressed all game. Yeah, I was stressed all game. What do you reckon? Me personally, I mean, like James says to me,
Starting point is 00:51:45 I don't like negativity, and I agree with all that with Arsenal fans, but you've got to look at the facts, and the facts are. One in hand. We're not scoring goals. Sit here on a run. They are at this stage of the season.
Starting point is 00:51:57 and they go on runs and they just don't lose games. We're not scoring goals. We're not playing well. We've got some injuries. Confidence is a bit low. We need a really big result. We need a big result. And if we don't win the league,
Starting point is 00:52:11 it wasn't because we got beat at Man City. It's because we drew at Wolves. I see what you're saying. Yeah, that will be the headline. We've got beat at home. Ballmouth beat at home. Yeah, yeah. It's all those.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Listen, all these teams are good teams. I'm not saying that about any of them. No. But if you are top of the league, And you are trying to win the league. You should be smashing those down. No, you should be winning your home game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:33 No matter who it is, if it was Chelsea or Man United, or whatever it might be. Like Man United came and beat us at home. No, Man United had been not very good this year. No, they've been awful. But, you know, he's done something and they're now probably going to be Champions League next year and whatever. But I think there's just certain results in the season that they're the ones that calls it. So is it all mistakes. It's not.
Starting point is 00:52:56 It's not being beat by man sitting away. You know when people moaned? They go, oh, I didn't get the promotion. But I was so good on Tuesday when the general manager was in. You know what I mean? And they were looking at me. And you think, well, no, you have to be the best you can. You've got to be consistent all the time.
Starting point is 00:53:16 That's right. Yeah. In anything. In anything we do. In anything we do, yeah. Any walk of life. You have to get up. Or if you want to be good at it or you want to make a success of it.
Starting point is 00:53:25 You can't wait for. for those big moments. No. It's all the little ones that count. Yeah, and the little ones are the hardest ones. Because the little ones are the ones where you've got to get up and self-motivate and get on with it. Yeah, so true. Not the great big, you know, flagship moments.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, where something happens and it's all great. It's, you know, it's half-past six on a Monday morning and it's pouring rain and you've got to get up and get in that van and go and do some shit and whatever. And they're the moments. They're the moments that is the consistency. Consistency and dedication, I think. All throughout anything you do. But yeah, well, to put it into a nutshell,
Starting point is 00:54:04 I don't think we win the league. I don't think we win the league this year. I think City will win the league. Agreed. But there we go. There we are. Hi, Nat and all the family. Congratulations on the two-year anniversary.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Have been enlistner since you're off the telepod, finished, and I love Life with Nat. Came to see you in Leeds. Oh, thank you, Angela. Regarding British things, the most British thing I still do is Q. I still do it at home and abroad. God knows why. Q jumpers really pissed me off, especially the traffic queue jumpers.
Starting point is 00:54:36 I've uttered many expletives when I've had to let the shits in, who can't be bothered to get in line and speed up the lane that's filtering into the one I've been queuing in for 10 minutes. And that's from Angela. Angela, this pod started with a huge rant about cutting into lanes. So I'm pleased you've brought it up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:57 I hate it. Yeah, I hate it, but there's not a lot you can do about it. Hate it. There isn't. Unless you've sort of got like ground-to-ground missiles on the van or whatever. That'd be good, wouldn't it? You're not going to start getting out and fighting people because of cut in and whatever. You just got to, honestly, just suck it up?
Starting point is 00:55:13 Yeah, you do. You do. One good story about, um, cueing is one of my mates we was in Rhodes. It was my first boys holiday. I was 17. And, um, he nearly had a fight with his grand. big German because we were queuing up for money. This was back in the day, Travelers Checks.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Yeah. And you had to queue up and change them into Dracma. And there was this little Bureau Deschons and roads where we were, Faluraki, and you'd just queue up every day and get your money, you know, change your 50-pound travellers check for your money for the day or the night. And this German just didn't understand it. It didn't understand that you can't just walk up and get what you want. Right.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Even though there's 20 people behind you. And, yeah, it got quite fruity, actually. Yeah, it was quite interesting. I was standing there laughing and he was doing his nut. But again, you know, like completely alien to some cultures, stroke, whatever, is the thing about curing. And we just, yeah, we're great at it. Should be a, if it was an Olympic sport, we'd win the gold meddling Qing every time. I shouldn't be should bring it in.
Starting point is 00:56:22 I don't think they'll have it. We can try it. We'd be fantastic. We'd bring gold. We'd win gold. We'd win gold. Gold. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:29 Yeah. Yeah. Heck's sake. Hello, Natalie. And everyone at the Life with Nat Pod crew. Many congratulations to you all. Two years. Thank you for giving up your time to entertain all of us.
Starting point is 00:56:44 I know Tony like myself working for yourself. It's a way of life trying to find the time to have a crap, let alone trying to do, you know, going over to your sisters. once every now and again to do 45 minutes worth of chatting away. Listen, everybody, it's been brilliant. I'm just going to wobble on if I carry on. So well done for two years. Keep it up.
Starting point is 00:57:06 And thank you for allowing me to be a part of it as well. It's all great fun. And yeah, keep it up. Thank you. Bye-bye. Love you. Cheers, Timbo. I love the way he compared himself to you
Starting point is 00:57:20 because he is a self-employed coach driver. Yes. He's got his own business, he works hard. So he understands what it takes for you to get over here, so have a chat. So thanks, Timbo. Brilliant. Isn't it fantastic, though, over the two years,
Starting point is 00:57:34 the listeners that we have collated when you think about it? I'll be honest with you, this is, it's like two different, it's like a parallel dimension for me. So if you can imagine, like today I've been trying to paint a hall stairs and landing because of whatever happened and couldn't get a decorator and it's got to be done. I've been running up and down ladders all day, and I'm actually very, very tired. Thank you for coming.
Starting point is 00:57:58 No, it's not, I'm not saying that. No, but I'm doing that and doing like mundane stuff. Then I come up here and you're going to me, we've had five million downloads. And I'm going, well, I don't really, I can't work. It's such a diametrically opposed this and what I do. You know, what I do isn't not glamorous and it doesn't involve, you know, or it doesn't involve being, you know, it's just shit you do to earn money, basically.
Starting point is 00:58:28 So when I do this and then you start talking about we're doing this and we're going to be on such and such, and then the videos are going out and they're going to be on YouTube and whatever it might be or whatever's going on. And I'm sort of nodding and I'm thinking, I don't really know what's going on, but I'll nod. Sounds all right, you know. So it's mad for me.
Starting point is 00:58:49 It's absolutely mental. Isn't it funny? Because it's mad for you. but for me, this is mundane. Exactly. And it's mad. That's exactly what I'm talking about. So for you,
Starting point is 00:59:00 this is just mundane. It's just what you do. Don't say that's too mundane. No, well, people love the mundane. They love it. I could be really mundane if you want me to be. Oh, that's brilliant. I said to Mark earlier, I said,
Starting point is 00:59:12 listen, in two years' time, it'll be four year anniversary and I'll be asking people how they wipe their asses. That's the level we'll get to. That's fine. So. I mean, I've got loads of mundane stuff. Yeah, bundles.
Starting point is 00:59:23 We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there. But it's weird for me. It's really, really, really odd, you know. Yeah. But it's great.
Starting point is 00:59:35 So. I'm just thrilled to have you here. Can't knock it. Really am. Frewd that you're a part of it. Thank you very much. Hi, Nat. It's Carol from West Yorkshire here.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Still on a high from the news that Tony's kitchen is finally finished. I just wanted to say congratulations for Thursday. Two-year anniversary. Wow, where has that gone? I remember when the pod first started and I was away on holiday and I listened to the first two episodes lying on a sun lounger by the pool, getting funny looks from people around me because I was giggling away to myself. I've listened ever since and loved it ever since and I want to say thank you for sharing your wonderful family with us. Congratulations again. Bye. Thank you so, so much.
Starting point is 01:00:22 What a beautiful message. Absolutely beautiful. And that's what I'm saying to you. I just can't get me head around at all. Yeah. That anyone would want to listen to me, that there would even be a reaction. You know, and we do get reactions.
Starting point is 01:00:35 But they love that people enjoy us, the family. Listen, people have gone, oh, Natalie Cassidy's doing something. They've grown up with me on the telly, whatever. But they enjoy me and my family. family. Yeah. And that's what it is.
Starting point is 01:00:52 And that's what it's become. So it's really important that you all know, you're very special. And the pod is, it's going great guns. And there's a lot, a lot that's going to happen. And we're going to grow. And it has been two years. But two years is really early on for a business. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:10 I just can't thank everybody enough for sticking with us, coming to live shows, you know, sending messages. It all means so, so much and we couldn't do it without you. No, no, no. We couldn't. The whole pod is about the listeners. Oh, without listeners, you've got no chance.
Starting point is 01:01:28 Absolutely. Pointless. Absolutely pointless. And I'm going to finish on this. This is from our wonderful listener, Roger. He's been a listener from the start, fantastic, supportive man. And he said, hey, Natalie,
Starting point is 01:01:42 I just wanted to say, you and your amazing team have made such a difference to my life over the last two years. you've got me through some very, very dark times. I love all the pods and I listen as soon as they're available. Congratulations on two years. And on Thursday I'll be listening from Grand Canaria.
Starting point is 01:02:02 And Roger, you enjoy your day on Thursday in Grand Canaria. I'm so pleased you listen. We all really, really love the people that listen. I care about you deeply. It might be a bit strange. I can't help it. I think about the listeners. I care about you.
Starting point is 01:02:22 I wonder what you're up to. I don't know all your names, but I listen and I read and I comment and it means a lot. So here's to the next two years. Who knows what's going to happen? And we're going to go downstairs now and have a lovely celebratory two-year anniversary dinner. Lovely.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Great. Fantastic. Beautiful. Thanks, Roger. That was a really, really lovely message. And again, I can't. aren't put into words what that means. I don't even understand how that happens,
Starting point is 01:02:56 but I'm very, very grateful for it. So, brilliant. That's all we can be. That's all we can be is grateful. Being grateful. Yeah, definitely. It's the best. Yeah, without a doubt.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Tom, thank you for everything. No, thank you. Honestly. Being a part of it's amazing. Love it. I want to continue doing it. We've got a pod coming up next week. We're recording next week.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Yes, we are. So looking forward to it. And yeah, so I'm why, yeah, can't wait. Fantastic. Cheers, Tony. Cheers, bye. See you. Square knows that in hospitality, efficiency is everything.
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Starting point is 01:04:26 This is Nikki, aka Thrifty Green Life on Instagram. I just wanted to send a voice note in to remind you that we are all still waiting in anticipation for the Freibentos tinned pie tasting. And I just wanted to let you know that we haven't forgotten. And I'm very keen. I'm very keen to know what these pies taste like. So I said to Nat Sneez's Instagram that I'm going to remind you because I'm very keen to know what you taste like. Thanks, bye.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Taste one then, babes. Buy one. Nikki, you little minks. No, it's us to do it. We should do it. We will do it. We will do it. This is what it's come to.
Starting point is 01:05:07 It's kind of your fringe. After two years, what's happened? What is it? Yeah, it looks hard. Static. I've not brushed it today. I'm going to get jazzed up for our celebrationary meal later. Oh, you?
Starting point is 01:05:21 Yeah. I didn't get the memo. Maybe brush my hair. She didn't get the, MMO. Hair's all done. Make-up. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:29 My hair's not all done. Looks lovely. I didn't do. I've just gone over the top. It's frizzy. Looks lovely. Thanks. I had mine done like, yeah, about a week ago.
Starting point is 01:05:40 Mine's greasy. It's mad how your hair keeps. Did wash my fingers then. Happy two years, guys. Happy two years. Where did that go? Crazy, isn't it? Had.
Starting point is 01:05:50 Two years. That's a long old time. It's a lot of chatting bollocks. I was just pregnant. Yes. I say just. I was, yeah, like three months, yeah. Mad. A lot has changed in those two years. Yeah, it's been a crazy two years. Yeah, it has. A crazy couple of years. Good though. Everything feels very positive.
Starting point is 01:06:12 You know, what has changed is me having a coffee on the pod instead of a wine. Yeah, she's a bit of shame. That's true. We've had so many messages because it's also St George's Day. It is. So happy St George's Day, everyone. thought, right, let's go into just English, British things that people do. And we've had so many messages from everybody because people just love the mundane shit. We know it. That's what this pod is about.
Starting point is 01:06:38 There's no getting away from it. We love it. At least we know with mundane shit is always going to be there. Exactly. Very on trend. I said to Mark, maybe in the next two years I'll be asking people how they wipe their asshole. It'll go right down to... I don't think we need to wait two years.
Starting point is 01:06:55 That's a cracking subject. I've done that already. No, we haven't. No, we've done toilet paper. One for a few episodes of time, I'm sure. Maybe one day we'll be asking, you know, how does your robot do the washing? Yeah. I saw, sorry, David Atten Brissny program Secret Garden, popped it on in bed the other night.
Starting point is 01:07:15 What was that on? I'm not saying it. It's on Eye Player. And it's just all about English gardens. Oh, nice. Well, British Gardens and what goes on in them. So hedgehogs, foxies. Oh, right.
Starting point is 01:07:25 Yeah. there's a huge worry about robotic lawnmowers that come on in the night. Just like taking them out. Oh, don't. Voles. Really bad. So you saw this tiny little, I think it was a voul or a little mole of some kind. Can't remember.
Starting point is 01:07:43 A voul or a mole. It wasn't even one of them, I don't think. Can't remember the name. Anyway, I was a bit tied in bed. But it was so scared. Petrified and then the lawn mower. They'll have to make a film. There'll be a Disney film about that, wouldn't they?
Starting point is 01:07:55 So I've all done. It's funny you said actually because I was thinking about getting one of those hovers that do it themselves because I've got ants now. So I thought they could just sweep them up. Fricken ants would be like that. Oh, why don't you get some ant powder? I have, I did it. But now they're coming from somewhere else.
Starting point is 01:08:13 I don't know where. I got some Manchester, funnily enough. That time of year, isn't it? Yeah. Apparently. Cracking. Good chat. What has been your favourite moment of this year?
Starting point is 01:08:25 with the pod. Oh, I was going to say, yeah. What do you reckon? Well, live shows have been a highlight, haven't they? Yeah, I can't get away from that. Clappin was excellent. Clappin was real fun. It feels like, yeah, it was like a bit of a dream,
Starting point is 01:08:41 wasn't it? Yeah, see, Clappin was great, but just some of the more recent ones. Yeah. I just feel like we really got into it. Brighton was jokes, wasn't it? Brighton was a highlight for me. Yeah, Brighton was very good.
Starting point is 01:08:54 Really enjoyed it. And then Bruce, yeah. Stahl was really, it was great as well. It was. I think for me, it's just the amount of giggles we've had. I was going to say that. Like, we've had some really, really funny moments of us hysterical. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:10 The hysteria. The one that sticks out for me was, I was crying. Christmas, the one when we were talking about what actor was in the film. Oh. No, well, I think there was that. Hello, Miram. No, I was thinking of the one with, um, Tom Allen.
Starting point is 01:09:27 Oh yes, Tim Allen. Oh, it was. Yeah, that absolutely has been a highlight because they make you feel good. I just love the fact that I get to spend more time with you because life is very busy. Here she goes again. Obsess.
Starting point is 01:09:47 Why you're so obsessed with me. Leave my speech for a minute. Hi. Hi. Come on. You love spending time. No, I just think it's really lovely and what a special thing we have
Starting point is 01:09:59 for people to see our relationship because it is weird having an auntie of this age. It's a unique. It's a unique dynamic. But also, I guess, again, with the live pods, where was we? Was it Manchester?
Starting point is 01:10:12 Met a group of women and they were aunties. Yes. And just meeting those, yeah, meeting people like that who love it because they're like us. When we're at home together and it's people that can relate to the dynamic because they've got it.
Starting point is 01:10:24 or people that enjoy it because they don't have it. It's so true. I actually think the highlight, I'm going to throw it out there for me, was at Brighton meeting a lovely couple. The lady couldn't make Clapham. So the husband said, book Brighton and I'll come with you. He said, I bought her in and then I was going to leave and I sort of started listening.
Starting point is 01:10:45 I really enjoyed it. Then proceeded to tell me that he was also a Chelsea fan and was missing a massive game that they were playing. So he chose to sit. with us and have a few drinks. That's cute. And Miss Chelsea and he was a lovely guy. It's remember it well.
Starting point is 01:11:02 Very good. Yeah, so that's probably a highlight for me as well. And we know what it's like for men to give up their football. So we appreciate that. Not just men. I was fuming. No, it was all of a year. Even I watched on Sunday.
Starting point is 01:11:15 Yeah, shocking that was. Absolutely shocking. There's still time. There's still time. She couldn't score, could they? We're talking about Arsenal, by the way. There you go. So going back to.
Starting point is 01:11:24 British things that we do, is it rude not to ask someone for a cup of tea when they walk through the door? And it led me on to thinking of us, it's not really tea, is it? No. No. Or gin. Wine, gin. Depends on the time of day and who it is. I think it's just more the drink thing. Yes.
Starting point is 01:11:45 When someone comes in. A cold drink. Depending on what time of day it is, would you like a tea? Would you like a... Always. Yeah. But the tea thing, Oh, I'm sort of, I'm cut off by about 2 o'clock.
Starting point is 01:12:00 Oh, see, I only have one in the morning. Me too. I've not had one today. That's why I'm having a coffee now. Yeah, see, I would more have a cup of tea later on than coffee. First thing, I want a tea to get me started. Yeah, but if I'm having a hot drink later on at work at work, it would be a tea. It would be a tea.
Starting point is 01:12:20 I'd never make a coffee at like 2, 3 o'clock. Oh, no. Sometimes I might have a little tea at a 3 or 4 if I'm, Yeah. I would have a cup of tea at 3 o'clock if I had a little bit of cake. Oh, yeah, or a biscuit. And you haven't really eaten. You feel I'd just have a couple of biscuits.
Starting point is 01:12:35 Since the operation, because when you come around, I can crave in a cup of tea and biscuits, and it was sensational. Yeah, it's always the best. And then when I was recovering, just wanted tea and biscuits. It's the best, I'm it? And even, when was it the other morning? I had a tea. Yeah, I've got into the tea again.
Starting point is 01:12:51 I do love a tea. Since being pregnant, I now have a tea in the morning. Not a coffee. Really? Pregnancy made me go off coffee. Yeah. And I need to still really fancy a cup of coffee. I much prefer a cold cup of coffee.
Starting point is 01:13:04 Yeah, nice. Yeah. If I'm hungover, sometimes. With a little sugar in it. Oh, lovely. No, not sugar, but just a tea. I can't do a coffee. Diet Coke, I want it if I'm hungover.
Starting point is 01:13:15 But the tea thing, tea and coffee stresses me out when going to other people's houses. Coffee's more risky, I think. It's not for me. Because I am a brew I like it brewed for a very long time But a lot of people don't do that And then I feel like I'm just drinking hot water With a bit of milk
Starting point is 01:13:37 And so when I'm making it I'm very conscious to ask How do you take it? How do you like it? So my thing is Strong in flavour, not in colour So I like it brood but I like it milky So that you get the flavour It's not really strong.
Starting point is 01:13:57 I do love it when I have a couple of guys around that do my decorating and bits and bobs at home. And I'm just literally making cups of tea all day long. It cracks me up. Yeah, is that weird? Why? Because when we had the work done, no, like 20 teas, I was making a day.
Starting point is 01:14:14 It is cute. I don't know, it just feels really nostalgic. Yeah, it does. How are you drinking that much tea? I also feel like you're... It's one of the most grown-up things you can do. But I do it with my window cleaner Do you want a tea or the gardener?
Starting point is 01:14:28 I do. I get everyone right involved. When Fishballs came and delivered my table, they did have to put it up. Yeah, so you like, do you want to do you? That's all right. I thought you meant someone. No. She's at the door.
Starting point is 01:14:41 Hey, Amazon driver. Do you want a cup of tea? No, but I thought, oh, they're putting it all up, two older blokes and they loved it. I get it. Cute. Lucy. Lucy in the sky, her name is,
Starting point is 01:14:52 honest. Very nice. The most British thing I do is have a cup every morning before I do anything else. Won't leave the house without one. Also use tea for every occasion. I'm cold so I drink tea. I'm anxious so I make myself a decent brew. I'm snacky so I grab a couple of custard creams and dunk into my tea.
Starting point is 01:15:10 Stunning. 100% rudeness not to offer tea to somebody visiting or popping around to say hello. Yeah. A lot of people have a cup of tea when they're hot. Yeah, it's meant to call you down. Nanny used to. But also, do you buy you? brush your teeth before you have that first tea?
Starting point is 01:15:25 No. No. Because I'm funny about that. So I like to have my hot drink. Otherwise, I can't have it for at least an hour after as it tastes disgusting. Absolutely. If I've brushed my teeth, you can't then drink that. Agreed.
Starting point is 01:15:38 No, no. I'm not going downstairs, having a tea going by I can't brush my teeth. Well, it depends. I never used to, but now I do because I'll go down with James and then the best one is when Jack doesn't leave super early for work and I get tea. I love a tea in bed. And James is still asleep and I've just got 10 minutes. Oh, it's the best tea.
Starting point is 01:15:59 I do love a cup of tea in bed. But some people go up to bed with a cup of tea at night. I wouldn't sleep. No, well, you can have decaf, mate. No, I'd have a calm tea. Yeah, like I'd go up with a herbal tea. I wish I could get into that routine because I really enjoy them. It's nice, good.
Starting point is 01:16:14 A woman I used to work with, her husband or partner always made a tea for her. And he used to work away. So when he used to work away, she used to make a tea in a chili bottle, bring it up to bed so that in the morning she could just pour it into her mug because she couldn't bear the thought of getting out of bed. That's brilliant. I love that. That is hilarious.
Starting point is 01:16:35 That is absolutely brilliant. That's quite a good idea though. I should do that. That's good. Let's do that with the baby's milk. Yeah, cracking. Jessica Rose. I think I was going to say Jessica Rabbit.
Starting point is 01:16:47 Jessica Rose here brings us onto the weather. We always talk about the world. weather, don't we? Us Brits. I'm a beautician and honestly I know how my conversations are going to go all day if there's been some sun, some rain, a storm, some snow. Other friends who are in the industry say the same. So, so funny, every conversation starts the same. Oh, have you seen this rain? Oh, what about the sun then? Hey, so British. It's so true. I did it a little while ago. I was sitting there and it went all dark and I texted in the family chat. Oh my God. It's just gone really dark here.
Starting point is 01:17:23 I mean, so what? And then mum was like, we've just had house stones in it. They're going to be coming to you. And I did it the other day. I bumped into someone again, sort of, you know,
Starting point is 01:17:35 I know them, but not that well. And it's like, oh, isn't it just so lovely when you can just get out and the weather's nice. It's such a little conversation filler. It is just a conversation filler.
Starting point is 01:17:47 I did it yesterday. I picked the kids up from a master's school club. First time they were all playing outside. So the teacher, I said, oh, isn't it lovely? Because the weather's nice. You can all be outside. But we're going to continue to say that every day. Yeah, all the time.
Starting point is 01:18:01 Until winter and then we'll be moaning. What about when we had the rain and it was Easter Sunday and we were sending videos to each other out of the windows of the rain. Like we don't know what it looks like. I haven't got rain here, no, but I've got it here. Hopefully that means. Well, no, we said it on the phone. I said, yeah, it's lovely out.
Starting point is 01:18:18 Literally Sunday. Well, there's no sun here. I'm like, oh, it's beautiful here. Isn't it mad? But everyone blames everything on the weather. Yeah. Even with work in retail, if sales are a bit tough, they go, oh yeah, but this time last year, it was hot. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:33 Wow. So you can't ever, how can you base anything on anything? No. Because you're just constantly predicting the weather. It's so true. It's mad. Yeah, it just blows my mind. We love it.
Starting point is 01:18:44 Wait till the old snow comes. Morning. I've just seen your thing on Instagram as ever. I'm a little bit late to the party. and you were talking about sort of mundane things that British people do. And you were saying about the weather, why we all love to talk about the weather. And do you know what it is? And I think, you know, it's a little bit like this pod.
Starting point is 01:19:06 In that, the weather connects all of us. It's something that we can all talk about. So, you know, whether we know anything about the weather or not, we could strike up a conversation with a stranger about it if we had to. because we just have to look around to see what's happening. Open the door, open the window. You know, sun, rain, mainly rain in this country, let's face it. But, you know, so that's what I think, like, you know,
Starting point is 01:19:32 and if you meet someone, sometimes you don't have anything in common with them. You don't know what else to talk about. So, you know, making a little comment about the weather, just to get the conversation started. Perfect. Not problem. Beans on toast, on the other hand. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 01:19:51 Why? Why would you? And can I just say, this is an ick. Well, show up baked beans. Oh, no, no, no. When they're at the bottom of the sink, bottom of a sauce bun, stuck off, making me feel ill, just thinking about it. Anyway, I just wanted to say a happy two-year anniversary to you all. You all bring something different to the pod, which is absolutely fantastic. And I love listening. to each and every one of you. So congratulations, guys. Lots of love, Joe from Bristol. Thanks, Joe. Oh, I love baked beans. I had beans on toast for lunch yesterday. Is it just?
Starting point is 01:20:35 One little slice, just very basic bread, which is lovely. And the game changer, and I don't know why people don't do it. I think people do, but not enough people do. You have, there is, you cannot cook beans in the microwave. Agreed. Absolutely. Sickening. I agree.
Starting point is 01:20:53 Get in the bin. You're disgusting. Agreed. Sorry. I don't have a microwave full stop. Listen, I don't get to eat beans very often because we know that Jack has a phobia. So they're not really in the house. If I can sneak a little tin in.
Starting point is 01:21:08 And yesterday I thought in celebration of two years, but you have to go cheese, beans, cheese. 100%. I don't reckon. Sorry. Never done it in my life. Or some people do else. Have you tried this? just mix the cheese in with the beans.
Starting point is 01:21:24 Cheasy beans. You have to get a little layer of cheese underneath. Stunning. Sort of did with the bonnays. And then the cheese. Exactly. Loads of pepper. Loads of pepper.
Starting point is 01:21:34 Yeah. And I don't want to see one little bit of dribbly juice because it's all gone thick. You know when they're like still hard and loads of juice. No. A big machine. I went for a cook. I went for a breakfast.
Starting point is 01:21:45 What I had? I can't remember. I normally it I had, but I asked the beans on the side. Where they rank. the pot was that big. Oh yeah, but that's annoying. The fuck is that?
Starting point is 01:21:56 No. How many beans in there? 10. 12. A bean, a bean and a half. Half a bean and a bean. Is that right? Why?
Starting point is 01:22:04 What are I doing with that? Yeah, no, that's a piss take. How much were they? I don't know. I bet there were a couple of weird. Probably. Could have got four tins. But anyway, it's so weird because I have all of a sudden become obsessed with beans
Starting point is 01:22:15 and do you know what I love? Ruby is obsessed. That's good. At least you love your daughter. No, because Alfie can't stand all that stuff. She had the other day four slices of toast with beans on. She's slashing it down. She has it off the school club.
Starting point is 01:22:29 She comes in and says, Mom, can I have beans on toast? Oh, it's good for you. I'm like Joe. It's a nice little filler sometimes when you don't know what, you know, they don't know what to eat. Nice jacket with beans. Mush potato with beans. Oh, jacket potato with cheese and beans. And butter and pickle.
Starting point is 01:22:42 No, not pickle. I love pickle. And you know what's also stunning? Again, if you have a really good one, a cheese and bean, like panini. like a melt. No, thank you. We used to have them at school. I don't want beans in a sandwich.
Starting point is 01:22:56 But that's like beans on toast. No, it's not. But for me, beans and mashed potato is the nuts. The nuts. So if I have sausage and mash, I'm having beans. When we were younger, I would remember Kate coming around after school. She used to come around a lot. But absolutely, once a week, we would have chicken, like chicken nuggets or chicken guzion,
Starting point is 01:23:19 with smiley faces and beans. Loads of mayonnaise are stunning. What about just a pile of chips? Yeah. Salt and vinegar and then loads of beans on top. That's Mark. He has fish and chips with beans. Oh, that is stunning.
Starting point is 01:23:32 Fish and chips. He always has beans. How many beans make five? A bean, a bean, a half, a half a bean and a bean. That's my brother David for the two-year anniversary pod. He is something else that man. He really is. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:23:50 He's an absolute cracker. He's a bean. Mr. Bean. We used to call him Mr. Bean. He used to tell him my friends he was Mr. He did learn like Mr. Bean a little bit. That's the national treasure in all. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:07 While we're talking about St. George's Day. Oh, Mr. Bean. That's our childhood. What's your favorite episode? Oh, when he goes to the supermarket to try out all the things. What, the fish in the frying? The fish in the frying pan, the potato peeler for the potato. My one is sandwich on the bench.
Starting point is 01:24:22 With the anchovy. Mine is in the restaurant with the stretch. Yeah, fantastic. And the swimming pool don't mock about either. And they get some of the diving pool. So all of them. Bustles down, oysters down. I haven't seen that one.
Starting point is 01:24:36 Is she having the hotel, we stays in the hotel. And that guy is up following him around. All of them. All of them. Absolutely. The Christmas one. Fantastic. Oh, the twiglets.
Starting point is 01:24:46 Oh, that's brilliant. The Marmite. Excellent. Or the twigs. That's my life. This is a lovely one. Hi now, on the subject of being overtly British, I do genuinely believe a cup of tea solves most things,
Starting point is 01:24:57 but the thing that really makes me recognise how British I am, particularly when abroad, queuing. Going back to the beginning, guys. No one queues like us. I have often stood patiently in a line that other people seem blind to and bobbed my head around, probably with a dope-a-assed expression, as if gesturing to no one in particular, to get a look at the people pushing in.
Starting point is 01:25:19 Probably even a Mr. Bean-style tut sometimes. Oh, what is that? Not loud enough, so anyone would ever hear, obviously. Actually, it probably extends to general politeness. After a haircut, yeah, it looks fab, thanks. No, it doesn't, it's shit. Just tell them for fuck's sake. In a restaurant having grumbled to each other
Starting point is 01:25:39 since the plate appeared until the waiter comes over. Oh, yeah, lovely, thank you. No, it's a fucking dog's dinner. The portion is tiny, and that's... Absolutely not one of my hairs. Cueing is what we do. Polite, it's who we are. Now let's pop the kettle on and calm down.
Starting point is 01:25:54 Have a fab we call Katie. Perfect. So true. But when you go to Italy and nobody cues, it's really quite frustrating. Maybe because we don't know how to just do that. It is amazing on holiday. And you are just stood there.
Starting point is 01:26:09 Mum stood outside this outlet. Trying to get a bottle of water for about 20 minutes. Because everyone's just going in front of. I just got to get in. He'll also went over and just got his stroke. Yeah, it's funny, isn't it? Brilliant. Hello, Nat.
Starting point is 01:26:22 Congratulations on two years. Two years of bringing and spread in total joy. You and all your gang have been company when I've been peeling mountains of spuds, saving two episodes when I've had a long spin and feeling involved in a convo that's nothing to do with me. I'm so happy I stumbled on your pod. It's the highlight of my Monday.
Starting point is 01:26:39 Honoured to have the same birthday as the pod. Don't stop what you've got. It's so, so special from Carla. So happy birthday. Thank you. It's so lovely, isn't it? It's all so lovely and, yeah. Just such a nice community of like-minded people and...
Starting point is 01:26:56 It's incredible. The whole thing is absolutely incredible. Guys, I know we could sit here for another hour and a half, but I've got everyone in this one. So we've got to go. We're sharing. We're sharing. We're sharing.
Starting point is 01:27:07 Sharing is caring. It is. But I wanted to say, in all honesty, I cannot thank you both enough for making this pod what it is, genuinely. Thank you as well. Thank you. It is special. It's very special.
Starting point is 01:27:21 Such fun. Such fun. Such fun. Has anyone asked you what your favourite thing is? No. Do you want to share? The whole thing. And to be honest, it is recording them for me.
Starting point is 01:27:32 I love the live shows, but coming up here, sitting with all members of my family, talking to you. It's the whole process for me. I just feel very proud of myself. I'm not going to lie to you. I do. I feel very, very proud that we're two years along. It's growing. going, there's lots coming up, it's very exciting.
Starting point is 01:27:50 And really, we're only just beginning. It is true. It is amazing. I'd love to like listen to, maybe we should, listen to one of the first ones to see them. I'd love to just out of interest and see how cringe it is. Some people are doing that, they're starting from the beginning. I know.
Starting point is 01:28:05 Let us know what you think. How's it gone? And let us know what you've thought of this, please. 077, 28, 20, 1919. Like I said, we'll go back to all these amazing mundane things that we talk about. I really, really hope you've enjoyed today's episode. Thank you for sticking with us. Tell your friends, recommend it to people, especially this ep, because it's a real insight into the whole whole thing. And can I also, before we go, very importantly, wish everybody who is running the marathon on Sunday, all the luck in the world.
Starting point is 01:28:35 Good luck, guys. You've got this. It'll be on my telly and I'll be watching with my feet up. This is what we like to do. We like to watch from the sofa. Absolutely. No, we went, don't worry, I went last year with Dom. Fun times. Anyway, there we go. Thank you all for listening. Thanks guys.
Starting point is 01:28:53 We'll speak to you on Monday. See you all. See you. Bye you.

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