Lifeline - 103. Into The Realness

Episode Date: March 31, 2024

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Anthony's flying solo. Our producer is missing in action. He's been missing for several days. We don't know where he is. Keep him in our prayers. None of that's true. None of that's true, but... It's Easter.

That's true. Easter? Oh, how about this? Happy Easter, and there's going to be a Lifeline live show in Irvine, May 14th. You can get tickets at WatchLifeline.com or my website, Chrisley.com. And come and ask us some questions in person. I'm shaking my head because it's going to be so, so sick. So good.

So lit. Okay. So rizzedizzed out no that's not part that's not something that you would say about that's not a correct term to use for that okay um but you can go on our patreon.com slash lifeline luxury uh to check out our show lifeline luxury that man i have we are just kind of it's just just kind of me and him talking. And it's not taking what? We don't take submissions, but sometimes things come up on this show that we're like, it's not really fit for this show. So we move it over there

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Bing, bong, bing, bong. Booyah, booyah. And booyah. And of course, get the merch at lifelinemerch.com. I had a fever for three days. And I don't anymore. And it was weird. I just had it for three days.

And it was weird. I just had it for three days. And it was nothing but a fever and a headache. Nothing but a fever and a headache. I love that American song. It's a really good American song. But yeah, so and then I'm just happy, man. I'm happy it's not around anymore. You got sick for such a short period of time.

You're so lucky. Did you take good care of yourself or what yeah i rarely get sick even considering i'm a dad with kids and a family i even that's crazy it's weird i used to i mean as you know and as a lot of you know i used to get sick all the time i was i was kind of just sick always you're kind of just sick with it i mean i've always been sick with it still am but i'm talking about illness actual illness sickness and i don't really get sick anymore either but you know what the number one thing that absolutely helps is sleep it's there's nothing that helps me more i i gotta sleep was not sleeping enough and that and i would get sick and then i was like why don't i just change this and i just didn't get sick anymore it was is it's like a miracle you've been able

always always been able to sleep more than i can yeah yeah yeah ever since i you know became an adult basically i can't sleep i cannot sleep more than seven hours. And even when I do, I feel like Krodinsky the whole next day. I'm just like spaced out. I feel loopy. I like can't drink enough coffee to get my mind going. If I get eight hours, I need like four hours just to wake up. Which is how I feel right now.

But use four hours to wake up. It's better than being sick. Of course. But like who has that amount of time in a day it's only 20 hours all day yeah you kind of have a good deal going with what your job is though yeah i made it amazing yeah so but i used to think oh i gotta fly out the day of and go early and i just changed, wait, I can go the day before, not take the earliest flight.

I'm not home that day. And that sucks. And now it might be a little different because like now, like next weekend I have Grand Rapids or this weekend, the next one I have Grand Rapids and Saginaw.

Go get tickets, chrisley.com. Not just Saginaw. We have them all flagging out, right? Well, and then Nanaimo and Victoria Bay City. Made it up. And Augusta. Wait, these are the ones I need to push. There's North Charl these ones i've never been to north charleston south carolina uh

uh st petersburg florida uh charleston west virginia des moines and green green bay no i don't know i don't remember anyway um no but packers fan you're gonna love his comedy so make sure you do both you go to packers game and you see i don't know if I don't remember. If you're a Packers fan, you're going to love his comedy. So make sure you do both. You go to a Packers game and you see my play. I don't know if they're in season. Both things are really popular. Comedy is in season. I'll tell you that much. No, so I go to chrissy.com to get tickets.

Come see me in Grand Rapids and Saginaw. So I have a show on that Thursday. And I'm like I get back now Sunday today I get back today and then I have to leave on Wednesday to get to Thursday but now I'm like I'm a dad so I don't want to

I don't want to you want to be home with me exactly so now I'm going to start taking earlier flights and I'm just going to get sick more and blame it on the kids honestly well you get sick all the time I mean not you but people the one thing it's so annoying because there's people who have kids say this all the time to people with kids without kids to anyone who will listen anybody who won't listen because nobody listens when they say this but they still say it only listens period yeah that's true they say well i hope you're ready to say goodbye to sleep one. And then they say some version of, I hope you're okay with getting sick all the time.

Right, right, right. Bye to the first one. See you to the second one. Well, honestly, I don't even listen to them. I never heard that because I don't listen to them. You've never heard a parent say that? Because I don't listen. I'm kidding, bro.

You know what I mean? Okay. Oh. But wait. So I did get a lot of sleep last night, and I'm zonked, bro. Yeah. That's how I feel. Not even a lot of sleep.

And the good thing is I ate... I think it might be a dairy thing. I ate some eggs, and now I'm all... I got it all coming up in my body. Yes, dude. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. I saw Zone of Interest last night.

Did you see it? I've seen zone of interest you have yeah i saw it in the theater oh i didn't know you saw it in the theater what are you gonna do about that well in that case i'd like to take a detour of this conversation and ask you what you thought about it in in the theater too why did you go see it in the theater? It's about Nazis. For those of you that don't know, it's about Nazis. So I'm a big fan of Jonathan Glazer, the director. I don't like Underneath the Skin.

That's cool because that's not a movie. It's called Under the Skin. So he made- I mommed it. Do you know what else he made? Yes. What? He made other movies. I do know, but I can't remember.

Sexy Beast. Right. So Sexy Beast was his first movie. That's a great movie. And you took me to that in Pasadena. I had no idea what it was. It was one of the best theater experiences in my life. Yeah.

Specifically because I hadn't seen a trailer. I didn't even know what the movie was. I was young. I was like 15. Oh, cool. Well, I want to see Birth. And it was, it's such a good movie.

I've seen it so many times since then. That was my introduction to Jonathan Glazer. And probably your introduction to the guy what's his name ray winston uh no no he's i mean anyway maybe maybe but anyway uh then he did birth do you like birth birth is sick i gotta watch people hate birth but i think it's great i want to watch it uh and then he did like under the skin yeah i like under the skin i'm not like it's too much. I know people who are like, I have good friends who are like crazy about it.

Yeah, I know. Yeah. Like on like a Kubrick level almost. People are just like crazy about that movie. And then he did Zone of Interest. Zone of Interest- Way different than the others. You think so?

I mean- Well, way different than Under the Skin. And Sexy Beast. Sexy Beast is the one that stands out to me. Okay. The rest are like very clearly just art films. Yeah, except for the fact that it's just weird there's no close-ups. In Zone of Interest?

Yeah. Yeah, but that's the whole- I understand that was on purpose and it was very well done. Yeah. But yeah. Okay. I like Zone of Interest. I made the mistake of thinking I was going to love it because it's such a kind

of movie I would like. Yeah. True. I thought about that. I like the book. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, it's very, I didn't expect it to be like the book.

It's not like the book. Yeah. Didn't read it, you know? No, but I know. I know what the book's about. And it's super well made. I just thought there's some stuff about it that was like,

not milquetoast, but it didn't grab me by the nuts and twist. Do you know what I'm saying? And I needed this movie to succeed. In cranking your... To grab me by the nuts, twist. Really?

Crank yank. You needed all that? And make me go... Why did you need that because it's the kind of movie that should grab your nuts and twist because it's about what it's about yeah exactly and this one kind of just peters out fizzled out for me it didn't didn't quite but make me go okay but did schindler's list grab your nuts and twist your crank not the same thing i never saw schindler's list made me cry right and but it's different though right i know i didn't see it very i mean

they couldn't be more different i know that i do know that i heard steven spielberg say something about zone of interest something along the lines i forget exactly what it was he but he loved it he was like it's the best holocaust movie i've seen in x amount of time i don't know i think that uh first of all i was surprised it was even made then i realized that the director's jewish oh so if the guy was not jewish you couldn't make that movie. There's no way that Hollywood would let that happen. People tend to have different rules around Jewish people for whatever reason. But I'm just saying it was like, it would be like,

I never even, I never even thought that. And I didn't even know Jonathan Glaser was Jewish. Oh, honestly. Really? I looked it up. Cause I'm like,

he has to be Jewish. Cause I was like, cause at first I was like, how did they make this movie? And it's not like they're trying to, they're trying to make you sympathetic to Nazis it's just that not at all but but you still it it shows them as human sure which is a weird thing to even say that yeah but it's also showing them as more monsters than any other no no I know I know the banality

of evil but exactly yeah but but um but. But that movie really stuck with me. Oh, that's what he said. What? He said he thinks it's the best Holocaust film since Schindler's List. So cock. That's pretty funny, actually. So cock. That's really funny.

That's like Kanye West shit. Yeah, it is, actually. Yeah. That's hilarious. He said that? Kanye Spielberg. Oh, so cock. that's really funny that's so funny that like jonathan what's his name jonathan glazer yeah he's probably like he probably thinks it sucks he probably thinks this is shit yeah yeah oh who knows but the sound

design of that movie and the the the sound design is interesting because unlike any other movie ever, regular people will be like, the sound design was really interesting. Like, why? Yeah, because it was so obvious. But it's weird. I mean, this isn't a film podcast. Yeah, it's not. But it was just so crazy because I didn't really go into it knowing anything about the sound design, knowing anything about it.

And I'm watching it. I'm like, why are they doing it? I can't fucking hear the people and like i was getting kind of pissed but then i was like but then i was like what's that what are those noises in the background and then that was it so it's like oh fuck it like got you in yeah you got you yeah you got you good yeah fuck bro yeah anyway it's great the end of the movie is crazy to me but anyway great movie but it didn't really make me go after grabbing me by the nuts and twist i would say grab me by the nuts and twisted it and you went ah kind of i mean when it showed the shot of him from here and he was just in his soldier uniform yeah yeah that one

scene yeah yeah yeah that kind of grabbed me by the nuts and you went yeah okay well that's good it's a good rating system what we just came up with grab me by the nuts and would you say you went full ah i didn't go full up i would say you went full ah? I didn't go full ah. I would say I went full ah. My problem with the movie is that I didn't go full ah, but I was like, oh, you know? Okay. But I wasn't like, ah.

So you give it an oh. Yeah. Not an ah. Yeah. I give it an ah. Right, right, right. I give that and Speak No Evil, ah. Right.

Right. Gonna hurt our throats so bad doing this. Rock stars. All right. Let's do submissions before we make this a Rock stars. All right, let's do submissions before we make this a movie podcast. You don't want to talk about anything else, okay. In Zone of Interest.

Oh my God, that's hilarious. Start it over. Check him in for a sweet on here. I mean, In Zone of Interest, dude. Wow. He looks so much like a Nazi. It's crazy. In 1944.

Yeah. Ah. No, no. No, Anthony, you're fucking up. Nope. Wow, you fuck up on the regular huh yes check it in from Sweden here okay just out of the shower after a long day of work taking in some evening sun I'll get right to it oh my god the right or the wrong way to text

when I'm retelling something something funny that I've seen to friends over text. I will send maybe sometimes up to 10 messages in rapid succession. Retelling what happened. I won't send one big blob of text with the whole story, but I'll do it sequentially. Yes. As I'm speaking. Sentence, sentence, sentence. And I feel this makes it more funny yes you're right when you say a joke you don't just why is he laughing so much but yeah blur out the whole joke you do it

you have a drama to it a curve and you get the crescendo this guy's great yeah you get what I mean now is that sadik that people think I'm calling them when I'm bombarding them with texts we said okay because I'm trying to be funny and maybe give them a laugh. Okay, that's it. Big love from Sweden to Chris, Matt, Marco, and also Chris. Okay, bye guys.

Awesome. Love this guy. That's kind of my favorite person that's ever submitted to the show. So he brings up a good point though, man, because there's positive and negatives to both, man. But let me just real quick. Everyone from Sweden has like a birthmark right here, you know? I know i know and he had it right there and that's all i wanted to say okay

but yeah i go ahead you go first well it's just like i understand you're saying yes because you do that you'll go that that that that and i appreciate that from you it's important to do it that way i believe but don't you have other friends that do it and you're like all right when's the next one all right come on like of course but it's just like you know unfunny people don't make a funny person change the way they do i understand but it's not that it's unfunny oh it's that it's annoying it's it's on its face it's annoying i actually don't understand why why so because because your phone keeps going off yeah and then it's even annoying to look i got 17 messages i that's terrifying i put everyone that text that i text with a lot on do not disturb every single person i text with a lot it's not it's silence not me you what? Do you put on me? No, not just you.

But you and I solo don't text a lot. So I don't have to. Right, right, right. Gotcha. We text a lot on threads with other people. But like the lifeline text chat, mute. Would you mute me if I texted you more? I would never mute you.

Okay, then no. Right? No, but what would you do? I don't know. Try it and we'll see. Well, now you know I would never do it. So you probably won't ever do it now i probably won't yeah i blew my load but i fucked it up yeah i feel like i but here's the other thing okay so so actually here's here to me this is this is great because if you have all of a sudden 17 messages

and you look you say i have 17 messages anxiety anxiety in your in your of course right dude i don't know because i'm i get that this is not like i i'm just on a lot of threads that that i always have okay right now i guarantee you i have at least 17 texts right now since we started the show you know i'm gonna look watch i have zero how many do you have Twelve So that's close Whoa Okay Alright so that's a little different maybe Because I don't But

I'm very popular though Maybe a lot of people don't have my number But So So you So okay So I think for a normal I'll just say for me

Twenty texts I look at my text Twenty texts A little bit of some anxiety at least Okay Okay But then I Then I immediately go to Ah somebody's probably doing one of those things Where they're telling a story 20 texts i look at the plain text a little bit of some anxiety at least okay okay but then i then i immediately go to ah somebody's probably doing one of those things where they're telling the story with a big thing or a group text or people are in an argument on a group text

except for my group texts around silent anyway whatever let's neither here nor there whatever so if you do it all in one one text no anxiety open it up you see that then you get the anxiety oh i see so so it's almost like a lesser of two evils like which anxiety do you want do you want it when you look at your phone or do you want it when you open it up and see the fucking a whole the you know the story of moby dick i guess if i got in if i got anxiety from that i would rather the latter but i don't so it doesn't matter you'd rather the latter right if it gave me anxiety i'd rather have it i'd only get it by looking at the actual text yeah yeah and then but then there's people that text me that do the rapid fire thing that i'm just like i hope they're done now

because i don't even want to listen to this story because the good thing about the one long thing is you start reading it, you're like, oh, this sucks. I'm not going to read it. I'm done. But here's the thing. Mute. Then the rest of the conversation you're not going to look for. I guess.

I guess. Do Not Disturb is so underutilized by people that I know. Get in there. Just swipe and tap. That's all you got to do. It's so easy. How long is too long of a text for you, Chris? Anything more than like two short paragraphs.

You sent a pretty long text last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but it was necessary. Yeah, well, that was a joke though, right? It was. Yeah. It was necessary. Hold on.

Necessary, you know? I'll read it. The dumbest text anybody's ever sent. But go ahead. It is always a simple matter to drag people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a parliament or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice,

the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger it works the same in every country and then i wrote anyway good night anyway is my favorite part because it's a second text but so but that's true and also like you know yeah it was at 1 30 a.m yeah exactly but you know that that's that i would say anything longer than that is too long because that's not too long i sent a really long text but i break him up and i think i do it the right way so breaking them up is actually pretty key yeah my

response to this guy is full what he's doing is right yeah 100% the way he does it is correct people that are like oh it's annoying oh it's shut the fuck up put it on mute if you don't like it whatever yeah no I agree

like deal with it I agree I agree pretty much with you guys if it's a good story as I would believe this guy's telling this guy seems amazing

yeah he does I would listen to this guy tell any story yeah true even though he has no upper lip here's what I yeah he doesn't but here's what I would like

the most though is here's what I like the most is that he thinks about it and has a way he does it it's not just this mindless thing that he's doing so i even if i were to not like that the way he the the the the you think as long as someone's thinking it through yeah no i want to do it like this because it's better this way even if i don't agree i appreciate it uh-huh yeah but i'm a true artist yeah uh i'm a text artist so um okay that's that's good uh yeah but i i i do agree with that thing that i texted last night because you can't agree with yourself well i i think i pretty much it's not really an original thought but my was it like something someone said and you just copied it?

It was text on a screen that I then translated into- Translated? What was it in? What language was it in? It was in English, but I took a picture of it and then copied the text from the picture. You can do that on iPhones. I didn't know that. And then once I got it, I sent it over to the text.

That is absolutely hilarious. It wasn't even your thought? No, but you know, I do agree with it and I will say this. So it does make sense to say you agree with it because it wasn't even your thought no but you know i do agree with it and i will say this so it does make sense to say you agree with it because it wasn't even your idea anthony do you agree with it i don't get it anthony doesn't know anything so here's the deal i dude anthony you'll be like so the end of zone of interest too yeah well no it wasn't the end of it but it was something that i watched after zone of interest to oh i see so but that it's the truth and then both sides are doing that too aren't they worse isn't that weird no not way

it might no no matter what that's what you have epiphanies that other people have known since they were 18 i know and you know what that's important you need to keep having those epiphanies no i'm saying you have them now at 43 when everyone else had them at 17 or 18 now we're getting into dictator dictator territory no but i'm saying i already knew that oh yeah okay yeah but i realized it again okay realizing stuff again is the fucking absolute shit and people don't do that enough and i mean that you're yelling yeah. Yeah, I get it. I think, I mean, you're right. People forget important lessons because they're so obvious that they never think about them again. And therefore, they never really like sink in a second time. And that's not ideal.

That's what you're saying. You weren't listening. He wasn't listening. No, I am listening. I could tell by the way he was looking up over there. I am listening because i'm processing it but also you know there's stuff that i think that you know you didn't know that i already knew there's stuff i didn't know that you already knew yeah that yeah that like you say stuff and i'm like yeah it's obvious dude oh oh it's like you know at least i'm realizing it again and not

thinking for the first time i mean you say that all the time when i say stuff on this show you're always like yeah that's obvious yeah okay so so i'm the smart one no no no we all know that no so anyway um yeah i i do think that's crazy though because the right you you're you're you're thought immediately is that the right does that the the conservatives do that but then you're like liberals do that dude because you're like oh shit they make you feel like if you don't support the cause you're not going to be you know you're you're let me go to the he's gonna read his own text again look at this quote here okay so think about this dude and guys be smart with me here all you have to do is tell them that they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism obviously pacifists right makes me think that that

person whoever that quote is from was specifically talking about a fascist government right yes they were they were okay i'm sure they were i probably were uh pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger and you wouldn't you know but but like you see this on twitter liberals do this okay not with the you know obviously remove the word passive remove the word wow remove the word pacifist so remove the word patriotism or you know pacifist or you know exposing the country to danger it's just like it actually it the rules are all the same this is the rule book. But that's, yeah.

But see, you're still doing it. You're having the epiphany that everyone already knows. But I'm realizing it again. And also, it doesn't matter what side you're on. Of course, you think the other side does exactly that. That's why quotes like that are so universal. Fuck. Wow. I wish we all knew that.

We do. Yeah, innately. We need to be realizing it again every year or so. How about this? Every few episodes, we will put that text before the show. It'll be Lifeline, it'll be the intro, and then it'll be that text. And then it'll be followed by your text that says,

anyway, whatever you say, going to bed. I think we need to stop talking about this. Oh, I fucking agree wholeheartedly. So let's go to another submission shit the man chris uh thank you guys so much for the advice um and like all advice i decided not to take it yeah that's true and instead show my wife the video of you guys talking about you didn't know about that oh yeah, yeah. What was it? Pause it. She was at... He's going to say...

I don't remember this guy. He's going to explain. Isn't it the Dr. Pepper thing? Keep going. Okay. So pissed at first. And then about 20 minutes later, she looked at me and she's like,

you know what? That's actually pretty funny and I never knew I did that. So, and now she makes jokes about it. Now it's like, it's just something that we joke about, and it doesn't happen more. So thank you guys so much. As a note, I was listening to that podcast, and my truck and trailer hit a patch of ice.

I ran into a fire hydrant. And then when I turned the podcast back on, changing my flat tire and all that other stuff, I heard that my submission got put in. So that's kind of nice. We are in the moment. Life rips. What do you do? What was the the thing he said thank you guys so much love your show i didn't hear the last part what do you mean you didn't hear last it was quick what did he say

he hit the fire hydrant what oh well uh he once he started putting the tire back on his car he started listening to podcast again then he heard himself on the show oh but i don't know what was it about wasn't it the one where we have to stop this when i remember when i said stop it and you're like no keep going nobody knows what's happening for like three minutes we have to we have to stop it be like here's the recap then do it otherwise the show makes no sense for three well when we edit it it'll be it'll make sense how about that why because we'll put it in we can edit the original exactly he's not even here i knew that yeah so that's why that's why i said stop that's the main problem the main problem is nobody's listening to me we're all listening

to you man the main problem is i don't remember either all right what the dr pepper what the fuck what are we gonna do also then we know what the most annoying part is you, what the fuck? What are we going to do? Also, we know what the most annoying part is. You know what the most annoying part is? No. Yesterday, Mako said, dude, the submissions are stacked today. Yeah, he did say that. This is the second one. We don't even remember what the fuck it is.

No, he fucked up. You remember when he said that, Anthony? Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck's the Dr. Pepper thing? I got to change my beanie for that. What's the Dr. Pepper thing? Hold on. I don't even know if

that's the one but there was something about he said dr pepper so i don't know what that is he said he said about the dr pepper yeah oh wait play it again i didn't even hear him say that i thought i said this is crazy the rails this is the worst podcast we've ever done hey mad chris uh thank you guys so much for the advice and like all advice I decided not to take it and instead show my wife the video of you guys talking about you didn't know about that

she was asapissed at first and then about 20 minutes later she looked at me and she was like you know what that's actually pretty funny and I never knew I did that and now she makes jokes about it now it's like it's just something that we joke about and it doesn't happen more so thank you guys so much it was as a note i was listening to that podcast um and my truck and trailer hit a patch of did he say dr

pepper no i did that's why you think he this is crazy crazy, dude. I said Dr. Pepper because I thought that was the submission he was referencing. He didn't say that. I thought you just said that you... I don't know. Never mind. Let's ask him. What's happening? What do you mean?

I mean, a few things are happening. So which thing are you talking about? You said Dr. Pepper? I did, yeah. I have a memory of him saying Dr. Pepper. Well, that is just... You made that up. You made that part that he said it up.

All right. I remember vaguely what it is. Oh, cool. He was bringing something up that... He should have put a note with this fucking thing. Of course he should have. He was bringing up something that... How could he not put a fucking note?

How could he expect us to know? I'm trying to find it. He was bringing up something... You know what the worst part is? Is that people watching this are going to know exactly what it is. And we don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's bullshit.

So hold on. Now we have to find out. It was something that his girlfriend didn't know she did. And should he bring it up and tell her or not? Fucking I don't remember, dude. Yeah, we don't remember. I vaguely have a feeling about it and i swear to god mako's not going to answer his phone too that's the thing

you texted he's not gonna yeah i texted him yeah and he said it was stacked to the gills that's the thing that really pisses me off no we should honestly cut this out no way no it's disrespectful to who our audience why because they need to know what's going on all right we'll do an No way. No? It's disrespectful. To who? Our audience. Why? Because they need to know what's going on. All right, we'll do an extra. And I'll tell you why it's disrespectful. You poked me so hard. I didn't mean to. And I'll tell you why it's disrespectful.

You really did. I'll tell you why it's disrespectful to cut this out for the audience. I'll tell you why. I'm listening. And this is why I'm different. Okay, here we go. I know, but it really. Yeah.

When we get pissed at Mako. Uh-huh. And we get pissed at mako and we get pissed at anthony i'll tell you right now it's all right sized it's right sized okay now people don't see anthony people don't see mako all the time a lot of times people think we're fucking dicks. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If we cut this out. Yeah.

Later on, something bubbles up. Yeah. And we unleash on Marco. Yeah. Right. Right. They're going to think we're dicks. Right.

And they're not even going to know about this backstory. Right. Oh, well, it just so happens that he said that the submissions were stacked to the gills. Right. And the second one, we didn't even know what it was about. Didn't even know. And he didn't leave a note with it. Didn't leave a note. Didn't even think to leave a note. Didn't even know. And he didn't leave a note with it. Didn't even know.

Didn't even think to leave a note. People at home go like this. Wow. Oh, he found it. That Marco really is a dick. He found it. Dude, Anthony, this is the coolest thing you've ever done. How is this guy, Paul?

Hey, guys, quick video. How is this guy, honestly, eight years younger in this video? I don't understand why he looks so different. He's eight years younger in the video before. He went into the future and took this next one the stress who's too scared to say the stress of showing her aged him this much it's like when people become president all right so it's coke um my wife does something that annoys the living hell out of me okay and i can't shit talk her for it because she's my wife. I want to love her well. Sure. The problem is, any time that I have a matter of fact, like, oh, I didn't know that.

She will claim that she does know that. For example, I will look at a playground and be like, I didn't know they had a really long slide there. And she's like, you didn't know that? Oh, no. And she does it on everything. And the thing that makes me the most mad is half the time i know she doesn't know that that specific park has a slide that's what makes it the worst everything how do you know that what is the spitting room that i can do to not be all right we get it see my hair if you said it was less than 9.8 right there that's

crazy i even think my hair looks good i don't like when i do that with my hair i think my hair looks good your hair was good we had good hair that day um all right we're we're patched up the fact that mako unbelievable unbelievable do you think the worst part is that he said it was stacked to the gills and this is the second one though no i think that is just to me it's just like what the what the fuck it's incredible that is just to me is just like, what the fuck? It's incredible. That is incredible. But it just the simple, I don't want to overlook the very simple fact that he would put something in without context or note or even a heads up that it's about a specific, like, what do you think we are, dude?

Oh, you know what we are? AI. What are we just like machines with yeah like banked every single fucking submission in our heads hey dude call me johnny five okay yeah chris five yeah you're chris five you know what chris five matt five you know what this is an insane thing and and and and let me actually say this you know to get into the weeds here because we're into the weeds we really are into the weeds we're under the soil we don't want to be but we don't want to be in the shit dude but in a way we do want to be right because in a way this is the kind of shit this is what this podcast is about the inner workings

of friendship the inner workings of madness the inner workings of when i'm pissed at somebody everyone should know why and understand why and i'm not a dick for being that pissed i'll be honest i don't think that's what this podcast is about and i don't think anyone has ever thought that's what this podcast is about if kristin heard this podcast she would divorce me she'd be so mad okay well make sure she doesn't listen to this episode then happy easter kristin uh stop listening five minutes ago let me tell you also this if i heard this podcast this episode of this podcast lifeline before any other episode of lifeline i would be like i would be a lifelong listener yeah you would

listen to you go like this would be your favorite podcast it would yeah yeah yeah yeah do you know that well you are in a club of one in that regard i'm pretty sure i guess although it's a good no this is a good episode it's real as fuck that's what i'm saying i just want the realness this is the realness this episode is the realness and that will be the title of the episode no into the weeds no this episode is the realness i think into the weeds is better i don't all right well it doesn't matter whichever one it is well it'll be good right and if it's into the weeds ha ha all right all right next one let's see how stacked this fucking yeah this one better be fucking what up chris and matt big fan of the show i killed somebody's anderson tino here um had a quick comment for you guys uh you talked about certain

smells that people giving you that boy you're going um there's actually an evolutionary trait associated with it where you can smell what certain individuals are deficient in um i.e uh i could smell if my partner was low in vitamin d and if i was also low in vitamin d i could smell that so it wouldn't uh be beneficial for us to procreate see now i was not being said am i in a lab coat no right so it's a fucking cock for me to try and sit here and say a bunch of shit i have no business talking about imagine we'll make a tiktok um so that leads into my question do you guys have any funny instances of your friends or family trying to tell you some stuff that they have no fucking business talking about me do you have a

mom thanks keep up the good work. Love the show. Thank you. My mom does that so much that it definitely is her business now. She has no business talking about all the different kinds of cancer everyone we've ever known gets. She's an oncologist. But she's basically a cancer specialist now. Now she's an oncologist.

And if she'd stop talking about people who got cancer, I'd be like, mom, what's wrong? Yeah. Did you have a stroke? Yeah. Why have you not brought up cancer in the last 25 minutes no but we should say just to be clear certain smells of people give you that boing which is you know sometimes you're really talking like like i say my wife there's something the way she smells it's just intoxicating and it's it gives me that boing right and that's a good thing yeah i'm just saying, I'm realizing again,

which is what is a good thing, what we decided, because of the thing. I'm realizing again, which is a good thing. Because what the thing is, what I said about the zone of interest thing is afterwards with the zone of interest quote, that quote that I said. Again with the fucking quote?

But I'm saying, if you're re-realizing, if you keep re-realizing stuff, it's good for everybody. Okay. And so that's what I'm doing now about the boy-o-yoing. But you said it. You can't be like, you know what's so true? The thing I said a couple episodes ago. Now, that is where I disagree.

You can agree with yourself all day long. And you can tell people you agree with yourself all day long. No, you do agree with yourself all day long. Yeah. But you can't and should not you do it anyway but you should not be doing that because then you're boring you got a fucking huge ego you know i mean i don't know those two things or you're or you're right yeah right so right there we go but people with huge egos and people who are boring absolutely think they're always right

what if your name was hugh gigo you know they're always right. What if your name was Hugh Gigo? You know what I always think of? What if your name was Hugh Jassel? Oh. Right? Yeah. Hugh Jassel would be the most incredible name. In fact-

That would be. I bet there is one person with the name Hugh Jassel. Hugh Jassel. Some spelling like J-A-S-S-L-E or something like that. We're off topic, but- It'd be great. This guy- Oh my God. like jssle or something like that you know we're off topic but um be great this guy uh you know oh my god hugh jassel division director waste consultant there's so many people named

hugh jassel that's funny he's a waste that's gotta be a joke that's gotta be that's a joke that's a joke it's on linkedin it's on linkedin it's gotta be a joke waste consultant hugh jassel come on no no no come on please be real dude don't do me like that i don't want to find out another thing like the he's got a bunch of mutual connections with anthony why see more butts mutual friend um mike hawk mike hunt yeah you know everybody named mike um all right, I told you. There was somebody on a... But remember when I said that?

Dude, there's a bunch of huge assholes, period. No, that guy is from GTA. Remember when I said that, though? God damn it. Remember when I said that, though? What? The smell was good for evolution and that's who you should procreate with?

Yeah, man. Okay. And I agreed with you because that's just a fact. Oh. Yeah, good job. I mean, good. I thought with you because that's just a fact. Oh yeah. Good job. I mean, good.

I thought you, I thought you, I thought when I said that the first time you went like this, Oh, Oh maybe, but it makes total sense. Yeah. It's good.

It's good. You knew that though. Good job. Also who the fuck's that guy? Maybe he's wrong, you know? Yeah. But I don't think he is.

No, I don't think he is either. So you think if you had a baby with somebody that you didn't have that intoxicating smell with that maybe it's a bad idea and they grow up and get like uh you know no what i know what i think is that it's not a hundred percent right either way i would probably i would think so too probably that would be crazy if it was if somebody smells good to you you're just like let's have kids that would be insane you know what's crazy too is it would suck because people don't really have options you know i mean men women have options

of men because men are idiots and men will just go to wherever they're liked kind of but women are like no i don't want that guy i don't want that guy i don't want that guy i don't want that guy, I don't want that guy, I don't want that guy, I don't want that guy. So that creates a lot of men that are like, I'll take whatever. I mean, talk about biology. That's how it fucking should be. Otherwise, it would not work at all.

Yeah. Well, okay, I agree, but explain why it should be that way. Because it's just like the actual selection is up to women in like a perfect world because men are, what's the word? They're not posing, not like they're putting out some lie,

although they sometimes often do, but they're basically presenting themselves as best they possibly can for women to do the selecting in a civil human society. But that's true all the way down to fucking birds. Like you watch birds in the wild. They're like fucking like doing the big dance and the women are just like right bye and then the guy's like he's gonna take his whole house down you know what i mean right right

it's just true top to bottom but uh that's all i meant yeah oh oh so you think oh chris is thinking again guys chris is thinking hard again. No, I'm just about to realize something again. About real stuff. No. Yeah, I just, I don't, it's. Oh, wow. See, it's one or the other with you.

If you think about real ass shit, like biology or the brain, it's either like, yeah, whoa, yeah. Or it's just like, oh, God. Oh, no, no, no. I can't think about this. No, no, no. It's just, it really hits me, especially after watching Zone of Interest last night. It's just like oh god oh no no no i can't think about this no it's just it's just i'm just it really hits me especially after watching zone of interest last night it's just wow zone of interest really fucking did a number on you it made me think of that it's just i'm like it it almost like it's futile it's all futile like f-e-u-d-a-l or f-u-t-i-l-e both honestly but f-u-t-i-l-e

like you can't humans don't change they're not gonna change but it's human the takeaway from zone of interest isn't it's all futile

so throw in the towel no it's not so throw in the towel but it could be that it's that one of the points is is that it's futile this is human

no it's people are capable of being this terrible so don't be that's the point of the zone of interest or people are capable human it's in human nature to do this no matter what no no it's not no matter

what it's it's in human nature it's in the big entire scope of human nature to possibly be this way so be a different way is what zone of interest the takeaway is i mean obviously there's a lot so why why is the point of it be a different way how is the point of it be takeaway is i mean obviously there's a lot so so why why is the point of it be a different way how is the point of it be a different way well it's not it's not moralizing that's one of the better things about the movie it's not like you better not but it's presenting this way the guy gets i mean i don't want to give the fuck away don't give it away you know what i'm talking about he gets like fucking retching and sick yeah so that says it all it's like dude if you live this way eventually the guy does a verp at the

end that's not that he kills fucking millions of people but it's a movie but it's a movie it would suck if at the end he was like what i did was so bad and i can't stand myself for it but yeah but you're acting like it's gotta be subtle and interesting comeuppance because he ate a fucking i didn't say comeuppance dude i didn't say comeuppance you're asking what the movie's telling us and i'm telling you okay let's do another what are we doing dude let's do another one the fucking shit sucks we keep talking about zone of interest like we're cisco and ebert i'm gonna go ahead and say this is the best podcast we've ever done okay i don't agree you don't huh no we'll see because we're talking about interest for

it's an overarching theme about what it is. Okay. All right. Ah, put a shirt on. What up, dudes? Army wrench. Just watched the latest episode of Lifeline and had a thought around what you guys were saying

about the expiration date for films. Ah. I fully agree. I would never watch anything beyond the 1980s, maybe. Wow. Army screwdriver.

Like Days of Confused and that other one. That other one? Where they're all in detention and shit. Whoa. The dumbest man alive. I feel like you don't really get that with music, do you? Like, music can go back as far as the 1920s and i've still listened to it like old school blues music what about the 1600s lots of people were into

tunes from the 60s and 70s this guy's got a tiny brain all that shit just a tiny time it's really so what's the difference between that and film i that's actually a good question cheers i don't think there is that's a good question but your time frame is so off you go only go back to the 80s and movies and only go back to the 20s and music what about music that came out what about like single ladies came out in 2012 i can't listen to that anymore can you uh so i take back him having a tiny brain it's just you got to go further back on both forms of art music doesn't end in the 1920s movies certainly don't end in the 80s i mean it only goes back there wasn't much before home alone i mean you know what idiot there wasn't much before home alone

a child uh i don't listen to music, well, period. No, I think here's the very plain and obvious difference. Technologically, music has advanced a lot, but it's still the same instruments, same types of instruments, basically. Right. Obviously, vocals came in at a certain point and like synths and shit like that, electronic stuff. Movies, the tech has advanced so much more, you could say.

Yeah, we're basically in the movie now. And in a way more condensed of a period of time. If you look at the jazz singer, the first talkie, whatever you want to call it, 1927 to now, that's like the entire history of movies with words in them music you go back again mozart and fucking even way before and it's like it's close enough ish to what we have as music now you look at fucking old ass silent movies they're basically like completely different fucking things than the avengers or the fuck. Oh man, imagine. Imagine the Avengers silent film in 1910. Imagine showing the Avengers

to a film audience in 1927. They would just like pass out. All right, here we go. And it starts to move. It starts to move. Yes, completely. Completely. Before Hawkeye even shows up.

That is exactly what would happen. You know that story about the great train robbery, lumiere brother they showed the lumiere brothers legend it's the legend has it that they showed an audience a movie of just a train coming at the camera yeah and the audience members of the audience went running screaming thinking a train was coming at them i would have to movies just have a different place in our brains than music i would have to you think so yeah i don't even know if i believe that come on you thought a fucking train was there you're not near a train you didn't think a train was there but your brain got fucked no it's not even that you were like just in case

just in case i'm gonna run i think it's not gonna happen but i think movies actually fuck with people's brains in a way that it makes me i agree with you but for a different reason i think people saw it and then didn't think oh the train's gonna hit me they were just like react in their brain it was like train amygdala was like and they just react so they were scientists but you know your amygdala goes and then you run wah, and then you run. That's me as a scientist, yeah. So your amygdala goes wah, wah, wah, right here with a pointer. Yeah. All right, next one.

Wow, these are really stacked to the gills, Marco. Yeah, way to go, Marco. Hey, Matt. Hey, Chris. This is Craig from Lake Stevens, Washington. Should have a radio show. I was just listening to Trim Your Hershey Bars, and I was thinking about how people actually wear Apple Vision Pros in public. Oh, really?

How absolutely out to lunch do you have to be to think that that's fucking normal to be seeing augmented reality just at the coffee shop? I feel like it's an exaggerated version of the having a speakerphone conversation in public like no one can hear you. Oh, yeah, for sure. It just hits absolutely wrong to me. exaggerated version of the having a speakerphone conversation in public like no one can hear oh yeah for sure i just hits absolutely wrong to me anyways just wanted to say long time baby been watching all delia content that i can since whitney and undateable so love the show guys keep it up thanks thanks bud since your little home videos that your dad we're just like what he's got fucking footage of us as three and six year olds um yeah i don't think they think it's normal though is the only thing i would say i think that they think it's fucking cool and it's like a kind of flex yeah or they don't care

in a few years it'll be different you better get used to it yeah exactly but i think right now when people do that it's like they're just like yeah i'm gonna wear my fucking expensive ass shit i've never seen they either think it's cool or they think i'm gonna suck it up and it may be dorky but this is feel it's awesome you know yeah but if you're the latter like just don't leave the house with it like what do you need to be doing out there i guess so i mean unless you want to experience it outside because you can still see i guess you know what i don't even know enough about it you know you know you see what you see but you still can do whatever you do on a computer yeah like the goggles show you what's in front of you yeah but you know what

they don't actually show you what's in front of you oh they are um recreating what's in front of you did you know that like your brain does that's what your brain that's your eyes yeah yeah yeah that's crazy really uh-huh why because it's seeing it and the cameras are making it be what it is it's not oh dude that's crazy that's like what your eyes actually do yeah yeah how interesting yeah yeah i'm gonna be like this or you do the rest of the episode i'll be like this yeah that's fine i really got mad with that one okay Okay. Was that even a question? What was that? No, he was saying how annoying is it?

Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's just going to be how it is. It's annoying, but get used to it. Exactly. It's fucked, dude. I watched that show, Three Body Problem. I watched that show, Zone of Interest. No, Three Body Problem, you know?

What's that? It's that one about AI, and I guess it was a book that some, I think Chinese guy wrote. What's it called? Three Body Problem. Oh, maybe I have heard of that. It's the worst title for anything I've terrible yeah but it's a it's a show on netflix now and um it's just all about ai and aliens and it's pretty crazy um oh it's a scripted thing got it yeah yeah yeah yeah and it's isaac gonzalez isn't it yeah yeah our favorite uh yeah

she's in that and uh there's some good acting and some bad acting and what a review what a review and they're oh it's the guys that made yeah that's why everybody cares about it's the guys that created the show uh game of thrones oh lord of the rings i said same thing with thrones oh people don't like it huh oh do they not oh four out of five never mind that's good it's it's and i'm not saying this is a bad thing because i don't think this is a bad thing it's so boring and i watched the whole thing i watched the whole thing yeah so why'd you watch the whole thing and why did you like it if it's you know why i watched the whole thing because no there's one reason oh okay well because my

buddy said apparently the ending is crazy. He said apparently, like he doesn't even know? He didn't know. And you took someone else's word for it vis-a-vis him? And you know what, dude? That was a mistake. It wasn't even something that was crazy. So I was like, oh no, I watched eight episodes of this shit.

Damn, people invest so much time in television now. Eight hours. I just don't get it, dude. Eight hours. You gotta like the whole thing you can't be like oh but if you stick with it for two and a half seasons you're really gonna love like fuck that dude i got other shit to do i agree except for if it's a one c if it's one season or a whole movie or something or so whole you know it's a little uh a movie is whatever

it's just it's over before you watch it all in one fucking day a show that's too much of a time commitment to be like you got to stick with it man fuck that episode show is it be good earlier show yeah you know all the shows i've ever really truly loved didn't like take a while to get into it what is that why do people think that's like an okay ass audiences i i okay i think that sometimes if a show takes its time setting things up yeah it can be that much better in the end i agree but taking its time doesn't mean not good taking its time just means it's slow right but that's why i'm saying being boring is not bad. Right, but boring, I think you're saying the same thing as me, but boring has a negative connotation.

A negative connotation, yeah. Being slow is different. Slow can be good. Because to me, boring is not. I have boring friends that interest the shit out of me. Are they really boring? Well, I think that you're someone that doesn't really get bored. And I think that's why you're using the word in a way that most people don't think of it.

I don't get bored. I don't get bored either. I haven't been bored since I was a kid i haven't been bored since mommy's belly i literally haven't been bored since i was inside that ball i have grandpa bam i was born i haven't been born bored i haven't been born i haven't been bored since the Big Bang. Wow. I can't top that. That's the beginning of time. All right, what's next? Anthony is asleep, you know?

Hey, guys. Big fan of the podcast. Chris, I just saw you whenever you came to Shreveport, Louisiana. Cool. And at the meet and greet, I had told you how much your wife meant to me and how big of an inspiration she was to me as a wife and a mom and um afterwards i was kind of kicking myself thinking like maybe i should have been more light-hearted and like funny joking around with you um and i don't know if you preferred having more serious meaningful interactions with fans or if you like it to stay lighthearted and fun so

um i want to know from both of you guys when you see fans out and about do you want it to be you know joking and funny or do you like it whenever it's more serious and meaningful? Let me know what you guys think. Thanks. I mean, I got to say, and this kind of sounds like a cop-out, but it's not. Both of them are good. Actually, now that I think about it, if I think what the person is saying is true, if I think what they are saying is true for themselves then i appreciate it so if if

it means a lot to you and you say this to me and i believe you then i like that if you if if if it if your truth is that oh this was so funny that bit that and that's all it is i appreciate that i well we do different things yeah but for me it's absolutely preferable when people are serious about a thing uh i don't mean like you know how much you've changed my life and bullshit but like i think a seriousness implies a you're not going to be very annoying to me yeah well that's Because when you come up and try to be funny with me about something that either I did or happened on this show or whatever,

that's probably going to not be that funny when you do it. I guess I just... So I'd rather you be like, hey, I love this and that, whatever, like you... Whatever, seriously. I took it as something different as like, hey, it means a lot to me. Your comedy means a lot to me. This and that means a lot to me, yada, yada. whatever I took it as I took it as something different as like hey it means a lot to me

your comedy means a lot to me this and that means a lot to me yada yada versus oh bro that bit was so funny the former is better right is what I'm saying both are good

oh okay but if it's you doing a bit with me no that's never I want to do that but I guess what I'm saying is the latter is much more likely to be that. So more frequently, the former is better.

Yes, yes. We all agree on all fronts, and that's great. Great. Do you understand? Drop a comment below. Yeah, great. You get it, right? Anthony, do you get what we're saying?

Yeah. I was dead asleep, dude. I was fucking dead asleep. And was so nervous about farting and and when we said his name he goes yeah and he felt so much like heat in his heart and a little bit fart came out and he goes oh fuck i did it but for real though was dead asleep heard his name and just went yeah didn't know what we said just his name um these submissions are fine they're not bad that was a good one they're they're not bad it is it's unreal that mako you

really hang up on that yeah really it's it's it's unreal it's pretty unreal like what the fuck was he talking about you know what i think he was doing You know what I think he was doing? You know what I think he was doing? What? I think he was doing that because he wanted to make up for the fact that he's not here today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. I knew that from the second. Motherfucker, dude. Yeah, motherfucker, yeah. You actually think that?

I thought that this whole time, yeah. Did you think that when he said it yesterday? No, no, no, no, no. Because that's some deep. If you knew that, that's some foresight. Truthfully, I thought he was being truthfully i thought he was being honest so in reality he was lying we can't trust him he was just plain old lying he knew he was doing it yeah you think he knew no no no i don't think that you think you don't

think it doesn't make it better i don't think it doesn't it doesn't make it better to to not have in his subconscious just kicked in overdrive yeah really yeah yeah you gotta kick my ass what a fucking unknowing piece of shit yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we'll do one more maybe it's the best one ever let's do one more in here and see if it's great jesus christ jesus that's the same guy who did the blue chris and matt i i had to stop i'm in the middle of your of your podcast right now episode 101 101. And you guys are talking. Chris was saying something, and Matt didn't respond. And then, Matt, you were like, yeah, I don't need to respond.

And then Chris was like, that's how conversations work. And it was wild to me because, Matt, I usually agree with you. Huge in our family. What's he talking about? That is how conversations work. Listen, if I'm like, like oh i want to go see a movie it did so my wife i want to see that movie what's it uh uh godzilla minus one let's just say oh i want to go see godzilla minus one and then she just like blank stares at me you do that and then goes like what do you want to have for dinner tonight you do that i be like, did you hear me?

Yeah. Yeah, but you didn't say, do you want to go see it? I want to go see that movie. Oh, come on, man. And she would probably be like, yeah, I heard you. It doesn't need a response. What? It's a conversation.

Yeah, I agree. It's not that good of a conversation, I guess. Even with like a, oh, yeah, I want to go see that movie. Oh, yeah? Cool. Okay. And then, by the way, what do you want to do for dinner tonight? That's how you segue or that's how you bring up what i want to see that movie oh yeah cool okay and then what by the way what do you want to do for dinner tonight that's how you segue or that's how you bring up what you want to

bring up you don't just well that i don't say anything that's like narcissistic stuff co's dependence thing oh i don't have to respond yeah you don't have to right but if you want to be a normal person in a regular conversation in the world you normally will just put a button on it as chris said anyways i love you both that's my two cents on it no question uh he keeps doing that i don't like it he did that before yeah he did that in the poop video remember he did a poop video that was i was thinking about in fact i hated it so much when you did this i was thinking about it on a day we weren't even here i was like that fucking guy did that thing when he signed off he went i'm talking about this

shitting no way you thought about him not during this it might have been this morning because i was probably because i was thinking about the show actually yeah wow uh but yeah no uh i mean look honestly he makes a better case for it than you do so when you say it i don't really agree with you but he i kind of agree with what he just said well that's what I said. But I don't, what was it? Do we remember what it was? No, no, no, no. But we talk about it. It's something that our family talks about sometimes.

It's about. See, it's more nuanced than that. It's not like if you were like, hey, Matt. No, it is more nuanced than that. Yeah. I want to see X movie. And I'm just like. It's different.

Then, yeah, sure. Obviously, that's different than saying, man, it's hot in here. And you not saying anything to that. Okay don't you don't necessarily have to be like i don't think so right yeah it is yeah but but beyond that example let's find i gotta put a button let's find the line then like what where's the line what is okay just under the threshold. If I bring up, oh, I saw Zone of Interest last night, and you don't say anything after that, is crazy. Agreed. Dad would do that.

You would do that. No, okay. But even if that's true, where is the threshold of- I bought a really cool hoodie yesterday. You, you. No, but I wouldn't do it about that, though. like what i'm trying to do is establish i think you would where all right it's a personal journey it's a personal thing what do you mean it's different for everybody yeah well obviously if it's different for everybody then why do you have a problem with where my line is

because you know me but i have to care about no you don't technically but it's nice all right next time it happens bring it up okay but it doesn't happen as much with you as it does with that well dad is just like dad is like fucking a gangster i know you know what i would have used the same exact word yeah he's a fucking just straight up mobster he didn't fucking ask he didn't ask me a question yeah exactly you said a statement you put a question at the end i'll answer yeah yeah yeah you don't i don't gotta do nothing i ain't saying nothing to nobody unless you ask some questions for me and even if you do i gotta respect you fuck why is he like that i don't know man he's always been like that it's oh it's very true he's such a gangster we've been driving hop in the car oh it's really it's really really cloudy yeah dad yeah hey you see it's really cloudy or what yeah this is what you know look and he's just

what is that i don't know i don't know but i've thought it was weird since jump yeah it is weird i mean it's not i i i get why he doesn't have feel like he has to say something but what the fuck is going through his mind you want to technically don't yes right yeah you technically don't have to say something yeah because i don't it doesn't bother me though it bothers you when he does that it doesn't bother me when he does that because i'm just like he doesn't give a fuck who cares you don't but but it's it you know here's how it's gangster for me are you disrespecting me that makes you a gangster that's what i'm saying oh oh i i i decide to say something we're in a car together i say something i think all these

things i only say some of them here you go here's one of them and you you got the audacity to not even reciprocate hey i'm gonna put your head in a vice yeah well that is a you sleep with the fish that is a you problem do you know what i mean like if you're coming at it like that then you have the problem is now back again on you i I can imagine if I was a mobster, people would have stories about me like that. Like, you don't want to fuck with D'Elia. You know about Chrissy D? Chrissy D'Elia?

Chrissy D, you know, a fucking little twink that gets passed around on prison playground time, you know? You know Big Nuts Chris? Big Nuts Chris,ris dude just the least creative porn star name that would be the best you imagine let me tell you something if big nuts chris was a porn star oh man that's it would be the only male porn i watch james and i'm not gay and you'd get it yeah john holmes Yeah, no. Big Nuts Chris? Also, the first name makes it funnier. Like if it was Big Nuts Johnson.

Yeah, it wouldn't make more sense. No, no, no. Big Nuts Chris is great. Big Nuts Ted. To be like, oh, yeah, big, big tits. And like, oh, hell yeah. Like, ooh, chicks who do this. Or, oh, yeah, that kind of. And then be like, Big Nuts Chris.

I gotta click on this. Like you would. I would. Gay. First of all, gay. And even if it was a solo thing. Big nuts, Chris. I gotta click on this. Like you would. I would. Gay. First of all, gay. And that'd be interesting even if it was a solo thing. But bouncing around on him

like one of those things. Dude. I. What were we talking about? What were we talking about? Dad, yeah. But people have stories about me if I was a mobster.

And they would say. Oh, right, yeah. They would say, yeah, you don't want to fuck big nuts Chris. Big nuts Chris, he sure was a motherfucker. One time, he put a guy's head in a vice

because he didn't respond to something he said. What are we talking about? He thought it was disrespectful. He said there were so many things going on in his mind. He only picks a few. And if he's gifting one to you verbally, you got to reciprocate that with an answer. Everybody would be terrified of you.

There you go. But they don't want to kill you because they're scared of you for that reason. And then someone would kill you and then you'd be dead at 43. You can't be that much of a wild card, you know, as a mobster. Because when you're that much of a, what the fuck are you looking at me like that for? Why were you so surprised when I opened a can of something? It was the timing of you opening that can after what you said was very funny.

Really? Yeah. And it went unnoticed. I thought I'd bring it up, but then it's not in the microphone, so I don't know if people are going to go. And it was just very, very funny. Really? Yeah. And it went unnoticed. I thought I'll bring it up, but then it's not in the microphone, so I don't know if people are going to go, and it was just very, very funny. Okay.

Okay. But yeah, you can't be that much of a wild card. I know. You're right. You got to have people like you as well as respect you. Otherwise, they're going to kill you. So is it more about living your whole life as much as you can, or is it more about living i think it's about your legend

not being a mobster because being a mobster would be the most stressful thing in the fucking world god i don't know how people do that it'll be so stressful first of all you're doing illegal shit all the time you're gonna get caught go to jail it's a point stressful second of all you're keeping it from everybody in your normal life ostensibly i would imagine so also fucking so stressful third of all people work under you if you're like a boss or some kind of capo in some way or another you're fucking always thinking about how badly they want to replace you and kill you or just want you to die like don't do mobster shit do other shit you don't even make that much money if you're in the mob dude

unless you're at the very fucking top hard it's non-stop dude you got to do this at fucking 2 a.m for that fucking guy you got to fucking you're always on call you can never be like oh but i'm sick like get a job at get a regular job dude work at ikea why the fuck are you in the mob kind of the same life but no stress and nobody's trying to kill you yeah dude and more pots you know what it is though because all that's true it has to be people still become you know getting bothered gangs because they fucking want to they want to have that part of their romanticize romanticize but also they just want to be illegal motherfuckers yeah they want to they want to have yeah Yeah, it's the culture, dude. It's like a deviant thing.

It's like a deviated septum. Yeah, it is. All right, that's it. Saginaw and Grand Rapids, I'll be there soon. I'll be in Charleston or North... I don't even know where I'm going to be. Chattanooga, Augusta, and different places. Go to chrisley.com to get tickets.

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