Lifeline - 111. Locked In w/ Davis Clarke

Episode Date: May 26, 2024

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we're with davis clark let's go i'm fired up to be here this is a dream come true so we're going to get it rolling and just bring a lot of good energy today he's absolutely fired up and here's the thing man i saw this guy's videos a while ago now he works you work with your brother you're with your brother a lot here but but i noticed you first from doing uh your social media about how you were absolutely fired up and locked in and you seemed very positive and you seemed very uh like a go-getter honestly you'd say you're a go-getter yes i give my best effort every day no matter what it is so so of course he would say he's a go-getter dude he's like the most not getting individual there is i know i know i don't know he's go-getting but i want him to i

want i want to say like his yes get his energy about what what what he thinks you know how he feels about go-getting and because maybe look he's all over social media right now but maybe you don't know him right maybe some of our crowds don't know. Maybe some of your crowd doesn't know who we are, but this is a, I don't know, would you consider yourself, what would you consider yourself? I'm a regular person.

Okay, regular person. Every day, I live by three core values. Help others, do the right thing, and enjoy life every day. Those are the right values. So this is so good. This is basically how I wish I was that's funny because that's how i wish you were too yeah i understand but like let's go but like i don't but like i don't i get

pissed and i get upset and i get and i get down do you know what i mean yes so hold on before we even get into that i noticed you were in on a video that was like let's get it going absolutely dialed in uh work day you get your early bird gets a worm you're saying all these things that i'm like this is these are qualities that in when you're a kid they say are important and that you try to instill in people but you don't you lose them along the way right like you get you get tired no he didn't his brother didn't i'm not perfect of course not but but like i get so tired i get so so so lazy i go i'll do it tomorrow i go oh yeah i do want to spread positivity but also that person that i opened the door for was a dick right so i'm like why should i be nice to that person this is all the stuff that goes on in my head but you and i know social media is different than real life but you are absolutely you you live this

yes let's want to ask are there moments where you hit that level that we're talking about or are you always where you are when you're putting out the video on social media like are you always up at that level or do you ever hit dips? I definitely have really low points. I'm lucky because I come from an area where there are great people that working hard, they're doing the right things. So day to day, I have people around me who truly care. And when I hit those low points, someone's there to pick me up because everyone has them. I come in with a lot of energy. I try my best, but if something goes really wrong, and especially the last few months, I've some really really just bad experiences adversity yeah yeah yeah adversity even the last few years we've been carrying i don't know what you call maybe a

storyline yeah just capturing our life yeah yeah it really goes up and down because a lot of people see hey you're going out you're really positive you have a lot of energy but you'll see in the videos we just try to show life as it is right major failures like even since the videos have gained traction people say hey what have you done i'm like i failed the finance test i had a major accident at the boston marathon yeah and so there are really low points but i'm just like gotcha you failed the finance test i wouldn't think that you i wouldn't think that you would fail what does that even mean you fail the finance test so right now i'm studying in the chartered financial analyst program cfa it's a major yeah yeah yeah yeah and there are three levels first level i passed a few years ago second level it took me three tries i failed it twice

yeah and there were times when i was literally emotionally broken i'm like i'm not even sure if i'm gonna do this again but ultimately i helped coach high school football as well and the players out there said coach you can't quit You have to give it another shot. So level two, I went back. I passed it thanks to them. But I was about to quit just throwing the towel. They got me going. And then I recently failed level three.

You'll be back at it, I'm sure. What do the kids say about that? Don't worry. Get after it, coach. Yeah, they say, coach, we're getting ready for the season. I've seen them around, and they're just completely supportive. Wow. We'll see where it goes. It's like one of those movies where you think like he's got it all together.

And then all of a sudden he starts dipping and then the kids come to the rescue. And then it's like, you're played by Denzel Washington. It's like something I haven't watched. Denzel Washington will play him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. The movie will be called Absolutely Locked In. Absolutely Locked In.

But I try to live everything that I say. Like when I go to work, I know that we're out there to help people in the community yeah make sure that they're gonna have a lot of value that they need and so i can say hey we're doing the right things out here we're literally helping people whether it's having a savings account yeah getting their first home so i see the importance i'm like you know what i really do feel good about my nine-to-five job let's give it a full effort man that's really good and that's really inspiring and it's really nice uh i uh you did have a uh an incident you said you had an accident in the uh marathon yes well let's talk about this because this is kind of something that happens this is something that happens what are we talking he he didn't what was it a marathon yeah you want me to give the full

story go ahead i'll do it just listen yeah yeah listen to this this is a crazy story okay so over the past few years i've had a lot of these bucket list items that are endurance races so go out run a marathon do a triathlon do an oh my god okay yeah i've had major ups and downs there yeah i bet and about three months ago yeah probably three months ago i guess it's may so back in february i got really sick and i wasn't able to really run and train properly okay so for about a month didn't really exercise oh talk up on the mic here oh let's go you're good okay here we go so about three months ago get really sick and i realized okay i'm not able to run for about a month and boss marathon's coming up we're from boston so So it's a big event. And

with about two weeks to go, I realized, Hey, I've got an opportunity to run and I've got to start training again. So on about two weeks of training, I go out, send the Boston Marathon. My body definitely was not prepared like it should be. So about mile 20, I'm slugging it out. I've got to go to the bathroom. Oh God. Most runners can deal with this. 26 miles. I can't drive. Okay. I can't drive. Mile 20. I've got to go to the bathroom. But the kicker is everyone says if you go under three hours in a marathon, it's considered a good race.

Okay. But if they don't, all people are going to rip you up. Especially on social media. There's no chance I could ever make that. But you want to get under three hours. Yeah. The goal is you go under three hours. But that's a crazy good time.

I mean, that's hard to do. That sounds very hard. I would have to bring a tent. I mean, it would take me so long. No way. No way. You could do it. If you're out there practicing every day, it's the outlook.

If I had you. Hey, bring it out there. It's the brain. Get after it. Okay. But pretty much mile 20, I realized if I want to come in under three hours, I could not stop to go to the bathroom. And I get to the top of this hill, Heartbreak Hill.

It's a famous one. I'll say Heartbreak Hill. Yeah, it's where it crushes people. And I say, you know what? I've got to go to the bathroom and i get to the top of this hill heartbreak hill it's a famous i'll say heartbreak hill yeah it's where it crushes people and i say you know what i've gotta go to the bathroom i'm gonna poop my pants hell yeah i can make this time and i split second poop my pants all of a sudden running a little faster dude a couple more miles i gotta keep pooping my pants over and over so you keep going you cut the anchor over and over again yeah just slugging by the end you're just flying you just dude and that's the moment in the movie in Denzel Washington. You see him shit himself. He's just like, fuck it.

You keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The chafing was so bad. That is the climax. I was bleeding. Oh, my God. So imagine, you run through the streets of Boston. Didn't stop.

People are going nuts. And I made it under three hours. You did. Two hours, 56 minutes. Barely made it. You made it, though. That's that outlook I try to have. I'm willing to do whatever it takes. Honestly, if you stopped to go to the bathroom, you wouldn't have made it you made it though that's that outlook i'm willing to do whatever it takes honestly if you stop to go to the bathroom you wouldn't have made it

wouldn't have made it oh yeah you think about five minutes that's it yeah that's the difference i mean 35 minutes for me but dude that is unreal that you did that and now here's the thing that's a that's people do do that in marathons they go i'm not i'm not i know they stop themselves but i have to imagine they shit themselves too. Yeah. Right? Not the first normal thing, but people just don't show it. Right, right.

Well, that's what I was going to tell you. Did you shit? No, he goes, yo, I'm out here. I'm in a marathon. I shit myself. It's all good. Just getting after it. It's like, I'm like, oh my God.

So this became, obviously this blew up on social media. But I'm like, oh wow, this guy shit himself, which I didn't know is normal until I was talking to people. I was like, yeah, that does happen in marathons. But then I'm like, yeah, but showing it, telling people about it, and then showing it, dripping down his legs, I'm like. What?

Everything. You know what I mean? Yeah. He doesn't care. No, no, no. He wants us to know. It's very inspiring. Yeah.

So here's the thing, okay? They say, as an adult adult you're not supposed to shit yourself now if you shit yourself that's um that's bad but if you mean to do it that is so dope you know what i'm saying let's go i did it for the people yeah because i always try to show hey whatever it's gonna take because i want to show hey i made this three hour time hey it's great we're celebrating. We're excited. But at the same time, look down and you'll see what it took to get here.

I had to really give it everything I had. So basically what you're saying is I shit myself for you people. Yeah, pretty much. And you would. Yeah, because I knew that it would be powerful. We came in. It was, though. Big time race and probably people around the world saw it and said, hey, this dude gave it everything he had.

And you know what else happened? world saw it and said hey this dude gave it everything he had and you know what else happened everybody else who ever did a marathon and shit their pants saw that and thought better i feel better about what i did because this guy's shame and shitting no shame and shitting yes because i've seen at these events people have signs up now it's like what would davis clark do go after it really keep slugging it out it's been electric yeah so if we can start that and just get people feel more confident about what that's so awesome making a difference in the world like literally that's what that is, you know shit early the last time I shit myself The last time I shit myself was I don't remember last time

It would have to be in a car, right? I remember when I did but yeah, I was in a car Yeah, and you did but you weren't. You called me. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. You were like, I'm going to shit. I have to shit so bad. It was so bad, dude. I was just like, just go.

I had just started dating a girl, and I had spent the night at her place for the first time, and I didn't want to stink up her bathroom. You know what I'm saying? So I was like, nah, I don't need to get breakfast. I got to run. I got to go. I didn't want to say why. So I get to it, but then it's LA.

It's LA traffic, and I'm in the middle of the freeway on a tube. There's no place to run. I got to go. You know, I didn't want to say why. So I just get, I get to it, but then it's LA, it's LA traffic. And I'm like in the middle of freeway on a two, there's no place to go. I could pull over the side of the road, but it's broad daylight, rush hours, slow traffic. And I'm just like, I'm going to make it. I'm going to go all the way home. And I'm at the off ramp on the freeway. I'm like two minutes away from my house. I'm like standing up, like, just like literally like my feet.

I'm trying to like manage my feet on the pedals yeah dude basically i'm just like trying to tense up and i just i'm looking at myself in the mirror you know trying to do some davis clark shit just be like you can do this you got it you got it you know and i didn't i didn't got it but you you that's you're a bitch for that for what for because you didn't go you've probably been like dude got to get after it right in my girlfriend's place if the end was in sight for him though he probably probably have been like, dude, got to get after it and shit in my girlfriend's place. If the end was in sight for him though, he probably would have been like, I bet I can hold it for another 30 seconds.

No, he, I don't know, but he seems so comfortable that he's like, yo, sweetie, I'm locked in. I'm going to shit and I'm going to shit. And I was alone, dude. He was in front of millions of people, you know? Just in the shitting. But, but you were like, nah, and then you went and by mistake, you shit in the car.

No, I let go. I let go, let go. Of course, they just have mistake, you shit in the car. No, I let go. I let go. Of course. You just have to own up to it. Of course you let go. You have to let go. The real problem was when I got out of the car, it was very difficult to manage not getting it. Well, yeah.

You know, because it happened to you. Yeah. Oh, wow. So what did you do when you go to clean up and then you go to, how do you do it? There's got to be a place to clean up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Right.

I got a medical tent right there. I saw some people I know and they were phenomenal they brought me right over there you go volunteers helped me get cleaned yeah yeah and yeah just a big shout out to everyone that's so cool you're so positive so what we do in this show is we have uh uh people submit videos yes i like the idea of having a crew of characters coming on this podcast. And when I saw you, I was like, this guy's great to give advice for these people because you're so positive. And we are not necessarily positive. So I was like, let's get this dude, see if he wants to come on the podcast.

Let's do it. And lo and behold, you're here. So we take some mission videos. And we want to go to the first one. Hey, let's see it. All right, let's do it. Hopefully we can help people because that's my number one goal, just help just help people well that's what we're here for let's do it oh this is hey chris and matt audio only love you guys love the show um try to make it short i am a 24 year old virgin only because i just the opportunity hasn't arisen to have sex with anybody.

It's usually why someone's a virgin. But I currently have the opportunity. I matched with this girl on a dating app. This guy's acting like it's our business. Started texting a little bit. One thing is to know that she tells me she has an OnlyFan. And of course, I think, oh, she's just going to make me sign up for it. And this is going to be like that.

But turns out she's looking for people to film videos with. Now, I know there's going to be someone looking to rob me. I know this could be a robot. I know this could all be one thing leading to another. And I even told her that I was a virgin. And she seemed fine with it. Yeah, it's good for her if it's really nice. What do you think? Should I do it?

Not super opposed to the idea of doing it on camera. Not? She said not yet. I feel like that's the way things are going nowadays, but I wanted to get y'all's take. Again, love the show. Love you guys. This is wild to be like,

to lose your, to decide to, I don't know. I recently read an article about this gangbang. I forget her name, but she- Yeah, I always read articles

about gangbangs. No, but it was like, it was written by the person that did it. Did all the gangbangs? She fucked like 200 guys in the span of, I don't even remember,

very short period of time. And she wrote an article wrote an article and some of them were virgins so i think this is like a kind of a thing where like only fans or porn stars will actually fuck oh right fans i don't he's not a fan this is obviously a unique circumstance he will be they will fuck fans that are virgins like on camera and that's part of a thing that they do. Sure. Lucky dudes. What I'm saying is what I would think is this girl that you met is probably like she's probably into it for that factor that you are a virgin. Whether you should do it or not.

It sounds like she didn't know, though. He told her. He said he told her. Right. Eventually. Yeah. Yeah. And then she asked him to do it? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. It sounded like he knew before. But I yeah and then she asked oh i don't do it

that's what i'm saying it sounded like he knew before but i'm saying if she really has an only fans where she fucks guys this is probably an added bonus the fact that you're oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but but that doesn't that doesn't answer on the fact that he should he do it or not i know i just said whether you should do it is another issue yeah i mean i think that that's if that's your first experience is going to be on camera on an on some chicks only fans That I don't know. I mean, I guess as a guy it doesn't really matter Is there a way to not show your face? He said he didn't give a fuck

He says own own who you are. What do you think dude? What do you think you should do? I'm, definitely not an expert in this situation. I work in business. I'm literally fresh out of the cubicle coming to the recording studios Yeah, yeah, yeah where I'm just literally plugging away On Excel spreadsheets Trying to make things happen Different kind of plugging away So I'm just trying to spread a positive message And just have people go out

And live the life they want Maybe he should do it and be like Hey to all the virgins out there Look what's possible when you're a virgin You can fuck only girls i think you should i think what you should do is try to i mean if he's been saving it for this long it's 24 who cares no there's no saving it if you say no no but there is if he's like i'm saving it i don't think that's the point he said only because oh right it hasn't arisen he's not

he's not holding out okay yeah okay oh then it doesn't matter i don't think it doesn't matter i don't think it matters it might matter all i would say is the only way it could matter is if the thing you want to do in life like where you want to go yeah you being on camera having sex would be bad for that you're only 24 that's young dude you don't want to like shoot yourself in the foot that early on except for things are changing so much if you want to be president do not that'll help do not have sex on only fans no in that'll we will for sure have a president who's had sex on camera before it will it will happen maybe on a private video but not on like some girls only fans i think so the way you're definitely wrong the way it's

going the way it's going the way it's going dude there are no signs there's no writing on the wall that says pretty soon the guy who's going to be president will have fucks and people didn't think trump was going to win because he was saying crazy shit he won he won and then people like love him yeah but that's not like he's not the canary in the coal mine baby you know he's the total one-off i think baby steps okay baby steps so i i you know yeah i would say it doesn't matter and and and i guess that's what matt's saying and and and he's saying just get after it and do excel spreadsheet. Which is also good advice. Totally different business.

All right. Good luck. Fuck it. Let us know what happens if you do do it, by the way. And definitely let us know how we can watch. And send us a video. Send us a private link. Okay. Cool.

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I'm calling back. I got another fucking situation here. Oh, boy. I'm like, you look at me, right? This guy must get a lot of women, right? I know. Sure, yeah. I know, but it's not really like that. Oh, okay. I just

get them where they come, but... Just like the last guy. No, I was gonna make you go there, but... Wow, wow, wow. So, I don't go up to hot girls all the time when I, like, see them in person. Sure. No one does? Or, like, never really. Okay. And then I'll just look at my friend, and then we pulled up to the gas station. I saw this hot girl coming in.

I was like, yo, this hot chick's fucking just pulled in, blah, blah, blah. I'm chilling there pumping the gas. i saw this hot girl coming in i was like yo this hot chick's fucking just pulled in blah blah i'm chilling there pumping the gas make eye contact eye contact with the girl me and obviously i don't do nothing i'm just like yep to look away pump my gas i get back in the car my friend's like hold on turns down the music gets out the car goes over there she's already in her car at this point it's like yo yo what's up bang grabs her instagram whatever gets back in the car and i'm just like bro what the fuck and i'm just like dude why can't i do that i'm sure if i just start talking to them i'm good i just can never do that initial oh he's scared yeah just interaction if they're like if they look really good you know so uh help me out man help me out go fail right

go fail i've gone through failures honestly the biggest thing i noticed when i watched that video Help me out, man. Help me out. Go fail, right? Go fail. I've gone through failures. Honestly, the biggest thing I noticed when I watched that video was there was no traffic. One of the major issues. He's riding in the car. I mean, every day I'm out there commuting to work in Boston.

Usually I'm on the train because the traffic is so bad. Yeah, where does this guy live? I have to drive in, it's crazy. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we're out here in Los Angeles. Oh, dude. Traffic is ridiculous. You can literally add an hour to your ride so i see that that jumps out of me right away it's flying down the freeway yeah you got to go to get get in get in the mode to where you go and you see

and you see the the hot girl and you are in the mode where you will shit yourself in front of her and you don't have to shoot yourself in front of her obviously don't but that might not go over too well that wouldn't go over too well but but i'll tell you what if you go it's like bombing doing stand-up you go up you don't you bomb that's what it is that's what you were scared of right yeah of course so after that you know what it is and you're not as scared of it anymore like what are you scared it's going to happen she's gonna what's she gonna do laugh at you right that's the biggest thing that guys are afraid of i think so most guys probably getting laughed but my point is if you're going if you're out there if you have an attitude of like i'm gonna go fail yeah and you have the shit yourself attitude of i'm gonna shit myself

in front of this woman and then she's gonna laugh and then the next one's gonna be easier dude make yourself do it you're in control of you maybe you know your mind's fucking you up you make your body in control of your mind you know people always say make your mind it's about your mind dude sometimes it's about your body just make your fucking feet walk up to the woman yeah that's good advice i also think and this is just from my own personal experience i have learned that something that is much worse than the worst kind of rejection, which is whatever, getting laughed at, getting fucking, I've never been slapped in the face, but I would imagine something like that. The only thing worse than that is,

and it's much worse, is regretting not talking to that one girl you saw at that one place that one time. Dude, I have gone years thinking, fuck, I wish I talked to that one girl that one time. Yeah, in my life yeah yeah for sure which is why literally why i don't do that i specifically never even when i'm like oh this is gonna go so badly i make myself at least try to talk to whoever because it's way better than possibly regretting it oh wow you never know the thing you're going to regret too so you've thought about it afterwards and like oh man i missed out maybe not did i miss out

but like what might have happened yeah uh how are you with that like with with like meeting women and stuff do you in the world yeah are you whatever do you have that same mentality that you have with everything else i always just try to respect everyone yeah right i'll always just try to be friendly with people i don't talk too much about personal life got it got it that's one big thing but i always try to be friendly i hear what people have to say maybe what's going on in their lives yeah and just try to hopefully add a little bit positivity yeah yeah yeah because i i can't imagine what i actually don't even know what you're 20 i'm 27 so being young buck yeah but being that age now too like yeah i don't know what it would be like to be out there i mean i

talked to a lot of guys my age and certainly younger that are like i don't talk to women out in the world anymore because they're just it's the apps now women are not receptive to being approached in the world oh yeah yeah so so you'd be like oh you know what this guy said is i got this girl's or the girl got the instagram yes you probably don't even get the number anymore no i don't think so yeah you i guess you obviously that's probably like whoa buddy is it there's nothing like talking to people in real life even if it's just work where it's work from home yeah dude whatever it is there's something about meeting a person well that's the other thing i think what i always say to guys that talk like that,

to me, I'm like, dude, the way to stand out then, if everybody's afraid to go up and talk to women. Give me your house address. The way to stand out is to actually do that in person. Yeah. I'm coming over later. What's the house address? We're going to chill.

No, that's too much. Okay. Then you get arrested. Okay. Okay. Yeah, definitely not. She gave me her address. She gave me her Okay. Then you get arrested. Okay. Okay. Yeah, definitely not. She gave me her address. She gave me her address.

So, all right. Yeah. You can make your body. People always say, oh, it's about your mind. Your mind's stronger than your body. No, dude. Your mind can't lift weights. Your body lifts weights.

Make your body do the thing. And then your mind will follow sometimes. Interesting advice. Yeah. Yeah. Because I remember the first time I did stand up for a show, I was like, how am I going to get on stage? It's my turn to go on stage. body do the thing and then your mind will follow sometimes interesting advice yeah yeah because i remember the first time i did stand up for a show i was like how am i going to get on stage i'm it's my turn to go on stage how am i going to do that i was so nervous my mind shut down and i just go

it's up to my body i'm going to take one step in front of you all i have to do is focus on one step i took a step another step another step then i was on stage and then i walked off the stage because he kept taking steps no no and i was on stage and then i was like all right this is i'm here. And then I started talking. It was all about the physical of it, not the mental. It must take a lot of guts because it's just you up there. It's almost like one of those sports where it's just you versus the world.

It all comes down to you. Yeah. I mean, it was terrifying in the beginning, but it's not anymore. That's what I'm saying. The more you do shit, the more you do it, the anymore it's that's what i'm saying like so and the more you do shit that's the other thing the more you do it the less scared you'll be and avoid regret i think is uh my big thing just avoid regret you don't want to be thinking about what could have what could happen all right well this guy's big business too look at a huge fan matt i love you too you're awesome um like your advice on some some issue that

isn't really an issue yet but it could potentially be an issue i'm getting married in june nice and my fiancee who i love very much asked me the other day if we should make babies on our wedding night oh don't get me wrong i love kids i kids, but also I'm the youngest man alive. You look young. I'm only 24 and also money. Money. I know for Chris, having two kids didn't make it then, but. I'm established.

Let's just say we're in different tax brackets. I know I might look the part, but. Yeah, you do. Anyways, I'd love your guys' advice on what you think uh what you would do thanks guys kids aren't that expensive right out the gate that happens when they start going to school and stuff so if you plan on getting that paper and you're going to be a rich boy which you are look at that fat tie not i think you'll be all right except for make a baby on your wedding night i feel good about this guy really yeah? Yeah, I would normally say no,

but this guy, I believe in this guy. But there's betting on yourself, right? And I think he should bet on himself. He seems like he's going places. My buddy asked me if he should get a new house because he's got kids. And he's like, I got money coming in, but you never really know.

And my rent will double, but I'll have more room for the kids and i said let me think about this and i wrote back afterwards and i was like i think you should bet on yourself you're really talented and i think you'll make it happen right i mean part of that's got to be part of what you're talking about is like putting that energy out in the world you'll get it back yes right one thing that i'm trying to learn is like i can see right away that he means business yeah he shows up he's presentable he's well dressed he's shirt and tie so he's probably out there working hard and just representing hey this is what i care about i care about how i look i'm gonna try to do a good job for you and i always say we're all trying to come out there and be heavy hitters to one day just

rise up like you're saying be able to afford all these things and make a big impact on the community and it looks like he's taking those first steps yeah i feel like bet on yourself i guess yeah dude make the babies on the wedding night i don't tell the story also you never know if you're gonna make the baby on the wedding night right you could not the thing she could not be ovulating on that particular night you don't need to get scientific now listen though maybe she planned the wedding night around her ovulation schedule. And didn't tell him because she likes the secrets because women do that. No, in which case.

Women try to trap you. You got a good partner in life. She's planning ahead. Trust it even more. Do it. See what I'm saying? Right. They love each other.

It's not like she's trying to trap him. Yes. Because they're going to have kids. They're going to have kids. He said that himself. He wants to have kids. Right, right, right, right, right. But he's only 24.

24 is young, dude. I know. That's younger than anybody right here, right? You're 27? I'm 27. They're going to have kids. He said that himself. He wants to have kids. Right, right, right, right. But he's only 24. 24 is young, dude. That's younger than anybody right here, right? You're 27? I'm 27. Yeah, that's crazy young. Yeah, you can know that because he just said that. I know. But the way to know that is to remember using your brain.

Because we're going a mile a minute, you know? But I was right. I said, you're 27. Yeah, you did. You did, yeah. So don't be, you know what I mean? Okay, yeah, no, you're right. Everyone's out there to get after it.

No matter what age you are, just trying to do good things. Everyone's out there trying to get after it. I don't know if everyone's out there trying to get after it. Some people are not trying to get after it, dude. That's what we're trying to do though. Just bring the positivity, the energy. Just kept people going out there saying, hey, today I've got an opportunity to do something great.

So if we had everybody out there getting after it, what, do you think there would be flying cars? At this point, there would be what? If everybody was out there getting after it? There would be wizards. It would be wild. What do you think there will be flying cars? At this point, there would be what? If everybody was out there getting after it. There would be wizards. It would be wild. It would be amazing. It would be amazing for sure.

Let's put it this way, okay? Since the 90s, if everyone decided, you know what? I'm just going to get after it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you think it would be right now in 2024? Cancer would be done, cured. Well, cancer would be out for sure.

Yeah, cured. HIV? Well, HIV is pretty much out. but that's because people were getting after it exactly people getting after it yeah for hiv they're getting after it but not for cancer they're not really getting after they are just doing everything go ahead divine do it before we get into that definition i think the question isn't okay what if people were getting after it from 1990 to now i think it's hey can we get people to get after it now? Where are we going to be in 2050? How can we make the world a better place?

And this is why he's a different mentality because I'm like, we should have done it. And he's like, but we can. Yeah, right, right, right. Right? Yeah. So how are we going to be in 2050 if we start getting after it now? Okay, so then not in 1990. So if we start now getting after it, everybody on the planet, by 2050, where do you see us? I think number one, people will be happier and they'll

feel better about what they're doing because I truly am a normal person. I wake up, I work out, I go on the train into work. I work in a cubicle all day, nine to five, try to do good things. I go home. I see a lot of good people friends family people i've known for years and there's just something really supportive about that yeah i think if we can start to replicate that more and more maybe life will still just be the same but people will feel better about it and i believe there will also be great things that come whether it's inventions but even if you're just a person who's making a small impact on the people around you it's still important like you're saying it'll add up so much over time. It's true, yeah.

How often do you cry? I cry a good amount. I mean, hey, when I fail that finance test and I have to announce it probably to millions of people, I'm going to cry. I'm going through some crazy physical challenges. I'll cry too, but I'll let it out there. I'll reset, lock back in, and then say,

hey, I'm going to make something good happen. Got it, that's cool. Have you always been super positive? Usually I'm pretty positive. I've had a lot of energy. I have this outlook where it's, hey, something went wrong, but I can put it out, lock in, dial in, and just focus on the next task at hand.

Got it. Cool. He's so different than me, though, you know? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, we're all different. That's awesome. That's what's going to make the world such a good place. See? Jesus Christ. And everyone's gloom and doom. I know you're saying out. That's awesome. That's what's gonna make the world such a good place. See, Jesus Christ. And everyone's gloom and doom.

I know you're saying out in LA, it's June gloom. It's like, hey, we're here. This place is awesome. It's adventure. We're meeting all these cool people and there's so much greatness going on. Yeah. There is, yeah.

Yeah. All right, okay. Yeah, let's take it. Oh, let's get fired up. I'm fired up now. Let's go. In the middle of the punch. Getting immediately fired up is amazing. Okay, go. Next one. Next Oh, let's get fired up. I'm fired up now. Let's go. In the middle of the pod. Just getting immediately fired up is amazing.

Okay, go. Next one. Next one. Fired up for it. Hey, Chris and Matt. Big fans. Wanted to ask a question that's not super deep, but I feel like particularly Chris,

and I'm sure also Matt, would like it because it's very much in the nitty gritty. So my girlfriend and I are currently having a dilemma right now about these little cakes in a plastic container and I'll show you. So these are the cakes that are left.

Those look terrible. And I was going to take this one to leave two rows of two. Yes, that's wise. The only way to do it, frankly. However, my girlfriend wants me to take this one that's your whole row to be gone completing the rows as they go along so just wanted to ask you guys which which one would you take or is there a different solution uh yeah

there's only one to take it's the one you were gonna take i would frankly question everything the lopsided that she wants to take one if you take the fucking other one i can't imagine a person that would take also don't eat those don't eat those wait do you eat sweets i don't eat my desserts bro this guy be as healthy as possible you're very healthy. You run, you jack. Oh, look at him, dude. I try my best. You have a six-pack. I don't know. He's modest. I've been putting on the pounds recently.

I honestly haven't been as disciplined as I should have been. Oh, but that's what he always says. I'm trying my best. You're pretty locked in, dude. I don't have abs. I kind of have abs a little bit, but I've been working on the shoulder pain, and so I can't really do a lot of crazy stuff. Nah, it doesn't matter. Don't talk about me. It's real boring. i can't really do a lot of like you know crazy stuff but you know that doesn't matter let's not talk about me but um it's real boring i think

people overthink a lot of things like right there it's such a small decision and just think about the bigger picture hey what's he gonna do today uh what else can he be doing that's really gonna make a bigger impact so you think to to maybe even just like be like look sweetie it doesn't matter i'm gonna take the one you think i should take. Who cares? And then after that, deal with the real issues. Get after it. Yeah, he's got to get after it. Right, right, right. Should I go back to the definition of getting after it?

Yeah, let's get back to getting after it. Yeah, what is it? I think when a person is completely focused on what they want to do, when they're just saying, hey, I'm going to do this, whether it takes one minute, 10 hours, whatever it is, I'm just going to get my full focus so that I can do it to the best of my ability. And I think everyone's got different abilities. Everyone has different levels that they're going to be able to perform at,

but it's just that act of saying, Hey, I'm going to do everything I can in my power to do this very well. That's extremely well-defined. Wow. You didn't even say um once. No. You just had it at the ready, dude. Get after it. Ask me what get after it is. What's getting after it? What does it mean?

I don't even know. Like, I wouldn't, I don't even know. You don't know where to begin. Just be fully focused on whatever you have to do. Yeah. That's a good synced. It's almost like you're in the zone. You can't even describe it.

Yeah. You just know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I pretty much get after it if I'm on stage, you know? I'm getting after it. What do they call that? It's called something. It's not in the zone.

That's another way to say it it but it's called something like scientifically uh flow state there we go yes exactly where you're in it you don't even remember yeah yeah it happens when we drive like you're like wait how did i even get here that's how it was when i asked him how old he was i wasn't even paying attention he asked you were so yeah yeah but no i yeah flow state like when you're doing stand-up. When I'm doing stand-up, I can get there. Yeah, I can do that. Do you have a hard time remembering what just happened? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Sometimes. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out when's a good time to rob you. Now I have a good sense of time. While I'm on stage. And you're all experts because I can even see it now. I mean, the way you can approach this conversation, it's really cool to see.

Oh, that's nice to say. You know what? I think that a lot of it probably has to do with the fact that's nice to say you know what i think that a lot of it probably has to do with the fact that we're brothers like don't you have a shorthand with your brother brennan who's over here by the way yes but you have a shorthand with him right the way you talk yeah both my brothers my sister as well yeah wait how many how many siblings you got i've got two brothers and sister parents were getting after it so yes i'm the oldest and so you're the oldest oh damn i always try to say a good example obviously i'll make mistakes but you guys all get along or do you guys butt heads or what yes

i mean every now and then we'll have disagreements but we really get along we have a special dynamic we're not trying to outcompete each other we're not trying to fight we're all just here to support each other and so happy that's all 27 the oldest well how old's the youngest uh goes 27 uh to 19 is the youngest so we're all pretty close in age yeah yeah one cool thing was my two brothers and i were all at college at the same time so we'd be able to see each other just have special memories that's great yeah really cool things to bond together same school university of massachusetts amherst there you go dude they're in boston wow and there truly is nothing like it

all our friends who'd be out there too damn it's really cool i guess you're asking like hey when you have failures what really is the difference where you can get back up and it truly is the people around me just yeah dude well that's definitely true yeah for sure okay you should run for president someday uh i don't know we'll see we'll see how life goes i'm just trying to go day to day my life has changed so much in the past few months crazy we're just out here there to help people every day wait i want to ask you real quick when did your social media start to blow up like when was that the social media took off january 2nd 2024 so only about four months ago i had about 1400 followers going into 2024 here we are in Dude, you have like almost a million followers or something, right?

Because when I first saw you, you didn't have many followers. No. Yes. And you were one of the key people where you started sharing it and it just took off. That was the biggest thing. All of a sudden, I changed my content where instead of focusing on endurance events like marathons, I started uh in boston about seven months ago and so i started focusing hey everyone's gonna have to work maybe not everyone wants to

go run like crazy get sick but everyone's gonna have to work they're gonna have to take tests so just showing okay here's what we're gonna do we're gonna get after it today i'll go on the train i'll see my friends this is awesome hey at the end of the day what'd you do and just those little things in life that make a difference it's uh that's fast that's a fast it is fast but it's also like you're kind of like a life coach in a way i mean you're not but like you know but like being like an inspirational figure yeah yeah that's what he is yeah we need more people like that honestly all right thank you yeah because i'm just a regular person literally anyone can do it i mean i'm not winning any world championships anytime soon i always say i'm not the smartest i'm not the fastest i'm not the strongest but i'm gonna give it everything that i have oh yeah dude and hopefully more people

it'll resonate with them and hopefully we can just make everyone's lives a little bit better hell yeah dude oh yeah it's been a crazy few months yeah it sounds nuts even now we're saying i mean next week i'll be back working the cubicle uh trying to make sure those spreadsheets are lined up and with the numbers hell yeah dude it will be good i don't even know honestly energy you know i don't even know what a spreadsheet is oh we go out there we hammer spreadsheets but i don't even know what hammering a spreadsheet would fucking be honestly when you go in there you put in formulas i don't know what's dialing it up what's a formula well it's like math class when you're at school like equals they've got v lookups okay oh now you're let's go now get the technical side so when you get the technical side you get fired up yes i think it's

awesome because i'll be working on these projects for months at a time and when you finish it whether it's the code running or the numbers making sense right you can have full confidence it's a great sense of so. So that gives you full confidence? Yes. So when you go, you go, I'm going to look at this spreadsheet, so I'm going to kill it. You get the numbers right. And you're like, okay, oh, dude, that feels good to you? Yes.

That's interesting. Job well done. Isn't that fucking crazy, dude? What's crazy about that? It's a job well done, dude. Because I don't give a fuck about that stuff. But you do. But you don't give a fuck about the thing you do.

What do you mean? It's the same thing. I know, but it's so different. It's the same thing. Flow same thing flow state right it's the same thing it makes us feel good i'm out there making people laugh and what i'm doing is like telling silly little jokes he's out there getting after making sure people can live their lives you know getting getting uh getting houses getting you know the block yeah but so are you so is everyone i know exactly everyone that's getting after it is helping society go but i feel a little like you know how like sometimes sometimes i feel like because people come up to me and they'll

be like dude you helped me through a rough time i was laughing i listened to your podcast listening to your stand-up you know thanks for being you know and i don't know them and i meet them and i'm like oh that's very sweet of you thank you for sharing that with me but then i'm like i don't actually sometimes let myself feel good about that because I'm like, there's doctors out there that are actually saving people's lives. And I'm just up here talking about pants on stage or whatever it is. You know what I mean? Yeah.

But it feels like imposter syndrome, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. But that doesn't mean that they don't mean it when they say, you know, I have to, I have to let that sit maybe more. Yeah, dude.

Yes. We're all one team working together. It's just like in sports. Everyone's got a different role, a different job, but you're all contributing to that same role. You've got a center. You've got a safety. You've got a quarterback.

Not everybody does the same thing. Yes, different skill sets. I'm the quarterback, but yeah. Oh. We need some more chirps out here. Let's go. Yeah, hell yeah. Honestly, that's all we do usually yeah

but um yeah but wait so uh i'm uh yeah i don't that's it's interesting he's so a guy that i would hang out with no 100 thank you so much hey we're out here hanging out today let's go right now we're gonna be probably friends oh you're gonna roll when i come to boston which i don't know when it'll be next but you'll come to my show it'll be fun oh yeah's get it going. Let's get the people fired up because I'm always for the people. Everyone's going to make their lives better. Absolutely. Whether it's fun or getting after their monthly or quarterly reports, we're all about it. Monthly or quarterly reports. That's amazing.

See, so the thing is sometimes I go on stage and I make people feel good and I like to do that. But then sometimes also they walk out. They go like this. Oh, this guy's talking about issues that I don't agree with don't agree with i'm leaving and even though it's just jokes you know what happens to you i get up i guess i get upset you do no no i don't i don't get upset but it's like i can't let the people get to you because one of the other reasons that the social media is taken off is because people tried to pick on me they would write the craziest things in the comments really they would make fun of of me that must have fueled the algorithms but there are times where people would be saying oh are you gonna stop putting these videos up i'm saying no i believe in

what we're doing we're out here to change people's lives for the better hey all those people writing hate in the comments fuck all of you right there i don't yeah you can't say that but i can't that's wild to be a hate i can't but i cannot stand people that do shit like that it would be like thousands of comments so they just hey i hate you you're the ugliest person really yeah i mean i say really like i don't know what happens but of course that happens people are i i mean don't get me started i cannot handle i hate nothing bothers me more than that that used to bother me a lot and now it does not bother me anymore but i mean i shouldn't yeah because it's a major opportunity you have the chance to take someone who isn't feeling good maybe they're picking on you because they don't feel good about themselves and just help them have a different outlook and i think it's really

powerful because i've had people come up to me on the streets and they said hey i wrote awful things about you i said i was going to beat you up if i saw you on the streets but here i am today i really respect what you're doing and yeah you've changed my life for the better. What? That's awesome. Really? Yes. That's really powerful. And I think sometimes you'll be doing your work and you don't necessarily see the impact that has on people. So that's been the biggest thing with the social media. People come up and share, hey, this 15 second video that might not seem that powerful. It's convinced me to say, hey, I want to take this test. I want to go after this goal that I have. And I think that that that's been amazing or even just talk to the girl right like the guy did said yeah so the small things make a difference do you respond to the hate the hate comments ever

i've put out some videos where i'll share back oh good that's another reason that came up i use famous speeches as well yeah football pump up speeches where it's like, Hey, I'm a man. I can handle it. You can pick on me. Other ones. I have fun with it. Like I've heard bear chirps at the duck pond. Just going out there.

I believe that. Playing around with it. Yeah. Cool. That's awesome. Yeah. All right. Let's do this.

Keep going. Yeah. Let's see. Y'all have interesting clips. I got to say. What are your thoughts on parents being involved in their kids activities like sports? Because I grew up playing sports and I had some friends who quit playing at a young age just because their parents, usually their dad, would apply way too much pressure and be way too hard on them. Because they want to live vicariously through their kid or whatever the case may be.

And it just sucked to watch. So what are your thoughts, Chris, as your kids get older, if they want to try new things? Are you going to be hands-off? Are you going to encourage them to do certain things? He died. He died mid-clerk. He passed away. It's weird that I – so I go to T-Ball with Calvin, my 4-year-old.

That's awesome. I love it. I love it. I love doing it. I love goingyear-old and he i love it i love it i love doing it i love going with him does he still like it i don't know if he's gonna be a baseball player oh you should know by now by now you should be that should be clear he's gonna be better the next barry bonds he's like uh yeah let's go to t-ball and then we'll throw a few balls and then he'll hit a t-ball and then he'll be like when can we go home yeah right but that that's also like a

what a four-year-old yeah he's four that's so young but then I see other kids and they're like kind of just like running around and doing it and like this is maybe what they're going to be doing for a few years right like playing table and then um and I was like helping the coach you know I'm not the coach and not that i wouldn't be maybe i would but i'm like trying to get him to get in defensive stance waiting for the ball you know yeah i played a lot of baseball when i was a kid yeah he just was like he he started out like this yeah and i'm like no you got to straighten up your back and then he goes right and i'm like is this where do i stop oh right yeah yeah yeah being like no no no no come on like this you know not that i'm doing it i think you have to

gauge how much he's caring and engaging with you like if he's like getting scared or getting no he was laughing oh then yeah don't stop he's enjoying himself okay yeah yeah because i'm like no bend your legs and he's like and then he like squats all the way down i'm like look what he's doing do what he's doing he's just like laughing and he's just like me basically yeah well then you treat him like you would want to be treated like you that's that makes it easier yeah yeah yeah yeah no i think i think in general i i used i played baseball like obviously a lot more seriously than you did and for whatever reason not better though no a lot better a lot better no and uh uh for some reason my mom would come to my games i would do worse oh what time i asked her like just to see i was like can you not come to a game she got her feelings there but i had to ask her

oh wow i fucking actually hit a home, like an over the fence home run. The one time she didn't come. That's crazy. And I was like, I don't know, mom. Like, maybe it wasn't having anything to do with you, but like. I would always do better when my parents, like in their audience, I love it. Yeah. Well, that was me as a kid though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like as an adult, I wouldn't be like, mom, you can't come. Right, right, right. Then you're a crazy though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, as an adult, I wouldn't be like, Mom, you can't come. Right, right, right. Then you're a crazy person. You know what I mean? But yeah, no, I was like, you know, 14 or something. 15, maybe. I don't know.

I don't think being overbearing is good at all. No. If your kid doesn't want to be there, you can't make them play the thing. Then they're going to hate you but you would never do that davis would never do that i don't have kids but i feel like a lot of times parents will get caught up so much in the competitive side of sports yes and they forget about what really matters yeah i mean most kids aren't going to be playing professional yeah

exactly it's all about having friends yes fun yes just learning some life lessons work ethic things they'll translate over a hundred percent and dude sometimes i was with i was with calvin and i was trying to build these he's got these magnet tiles i'm trying to make like what is that they're like magnets oh i know i've seen those summer triangles yeah yeah yeah yeah okay and like i'm trying to build this thing and he keeps knocking down because he's like and i'm like i want to make this thing for him but then i'm like it's not about the thing I'm making. It's about this experience that I'm having with him. So who cares?

It's about how long it's going to take. This is what it is. It's not about finishing the castle. It's about being with him and having that experience with him, you know? And I'm smart for thinking that. Oh, is that the point? Yeah. The point of that story is that you're

smart for the point is that it's about the journey but then also you go like this oh it's pretty smart chris oh okay no you go like that i think no one else watching or i think maybe people in the podcast were listening to it and they go because pretty smart i don't think so uh yeah just don't make your kid do something he doesn't want to do. That's it. What do you laugh at? I laugh at a lot of things. But like, okay, so you watch movies that make you laugh? I don't watch a ton of movies. Usually I'm going one thing after another.

Do you even watch movies, dude? Movies, yeah. I'm out there. All right, so you laugh at jokes? Oh, yeah. Or just things that happen naturally when you're going about your day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just hilarious.

If somebody trips and falls, what about that? Not usually because they might be hurt. I've got to go over there, check them. I've always got to try to be a gentleman. He doesn't like when people get hurt. Make sure that we're helping each other out. What if they slip and fall a little bit and don't hurt themselves, but they look funny when they fall?

You would laugh? Yeah, if they didn't get hurt and you knew they didn't get hurt. Come on, your brother falls, dude? Only if they're laughing. If they tripped and was like, oh, damn, and he almost hurt himself but didn't. He would laugh if he was laughing. I don't know. If they're making a joke out of it, maybe I would.

But yeah, number one thing, I'd be like, hey, are you okay? Yeah, you would. You would. And that's why you should be president. That's interesting. They're all just trying to pick each other up. So if somebody should be president. So if he falls, if he trips, I go like this.

I hope he fell enough to where it hurt a little bit and it's funny, but not too much to where I can't laugh because that would be shitty. That's how I feel. I want him to hurt a little bit, but not a lot. Because if he hurts a lot, then it sucks because I can't laugh. I can't have that moment. So I'm selfish. It's almost like that.

Oh, look, we've seen the comment section where people are like, hey, I just want to kind of make fun of you. I don't actually fully want to tear you down. But it's like that instinct. I'm going to kind of make fun of you. I don't actually fully want to tear you down, but it's like that instinct. I'm going to pick on you. Yeah. See? Yeah.

Don't pick on people, dude. I don't. Okay. Well, I do in a fun, hearted way. Right, yeah. I mean, sometimes you have to stand up for yourself and be tough, but a lot of times I feel we can just watch out

for each other more. Oh, yeah. President. Future president. Right. That's him. I don't know. Just trying to make the world around me a better place. That's what the future president would say, though. The future president would say, I don't know. Just trying to make the world around me a better place.

That's what the future president would say though. The future president would say, I don't know, I'm just trying to make the world a better place. That's what the future president would say. You know what the future president would say also too, is I'm just a regular guy and he says that a lot. He says it all the time.

So he might be the president. So, all right. So, all right. So next one. I have no political experience. Yeah. He's 27. Yeah.

And he's 27 too. So I was like, you should, I don't. Yeah, but you know. Future that's okay all right good all right next one hey chris matt oh look at the baby um chris i saw you up in uh or really during the snowstorm before the pandemic there i remember you said that so fast something about like um hey we're gonna open a casino in the middle of nowhere and someone else was like oh really yeah oh really yeah because he was part of these busters um i have a quick question for you guys so my boy behind me here oh yeah is one and a half years old cool and i realized recently he's

going to be meeting some potty trainings yeah so like i'm a stand-up wipe like i stand up to wipe my butt yes okay my whole life and i'm 42 now and i don't know anything else i tried the sit-down method can't figure it out. What? I'm wondering, do I teach this guy my methods? Oh. Teach him how to stand up and wait? Or do I teach him normally like everybody else does? But you don't know how. And to sit and wait. Which I don't know how to do.

What the hell is wrong with you? What do you mean you don't know how to do it? You just sit and you go. He doesn't know how. He doesn't know how to wipe his ass? He doesn't know how to wipe his ass he doesn't know how to wipe his ass dude he's 42 and what do you mean he stands up that walk it out walk it through yeah but when you stand up your cheeks go like this so it makes it harder to yeah i think that's why people sit down and do it people don't like to be around that guy because he smells like shit all the time he's got shit all over the top of his legs i guess if you yeah i don't know how maybe

you have to bend over a little bit right i mean i i stand up and get get in there and get after it sometimes but yeah but i don't get it though yeah i don't i don't i think absolutely don't teach your son to do it that way yeah do it the normal way or show him give him options because the tutorial on how to wipe your ass learn how to wipe your ass first then teach your son how to wipe his ass i have to teach my son to do it himself because at this point he's like dad i'm done i don't want to do it you know you come in here and and i'll go in and he'll already be ready he's just like that's hilarious it's so funny wow dude and i'm like is that how it's supposed to go yeah that's like the final step i i showed him how to do it and he's like he does it but he doesn't you know he doesn't do it always great so i don't want

my son walking around a shitty ass of course but at some point i know he can't be like 16 like daddy texting me texting you at a party you know i know it's 35 i'll be over there i take a flight out get him to live with me anymore i I got a toilet paper in the seat. Oh, man. So, yeah, I don't. Who taught you how to shit? Who taught that guy how to shit? You need to have a conversation with your father.

Yeah, dude. Get your dad on the horn. Say, Dad, what did you do to me? A lot of times kids will enlighten you on how your parents were. Maybe you're noticing now that you had a problem with your parents because of this. You know?

You think this is like revealing that he has a problem with his parents for teaching him how to wipe his butt standing up? Yep. How do you even teach that? Does anybody have any ideas how you teach... Wiping ass? Standing up.

No, I know how to teach it the regular way. I don't know. How do you teach someone how to do that standing up? to teach you the regular way i don't know how do you teach someone how to do that standing up how do you even learn that don't know it's gotta be a paper on it somewhere yeah spreadsheets in excel yeah spreadsheets in excel that's stupid i don't like jokes like that but you laughed dude yeah because it was good but i don't like shit i always like getting, because you hate jokes like that, but I love them and I got you. All right, so we're happy. So fine, but okay.

Yeah, I think that you need to learn how to wipe your ass like a normal human being. Yes, and then teach other people. And then spread the positivity. You know how some people say when you have kids, that's when something happened in your life that it really made you become an adult. Like you could be 40, 50, whatever,

and you were never really an adult until you had kids. Maybe this is his moment where he's like, I got to step up, be a real person in the world and learn how to wipe my ass once and for all. Okay, yeah. Look in the mirror, man. I guess so. Yeah.

So I'm just trying to make people's lives better like davis you know doing my part yes you want to do one more yeah we'll do one more oi what's good chris and matt uh big fan of the body here so i'm 24 years old and i'm in a relationship with a very odd girl. I like her a lot. I enjoy spending time with her. The problem is that I know it's going to end eventually. We've been together like six to eight months. So my question is, from your positions of wisdom,

is it better to stick it out in a relationship that's been going good until it's inevitable doom which could be months could be years or is it better to just cut it off now no no bro and save my time i'm enjoying my time with her and i like her a lot but for various reasons that i don't want to get into i know she's now my wife. What? This guy's overthinking express. So much overthinking, dude. You're in a relationship that you enjoy. You like her.

You're 24. It's good. You're only 24 and you're like, I'm going to break up with her. Why would you do that? Unless you meet someone else who makes you question how much you like the person you're actually with. You don't preemptively end a relationship just because you don't think it's going to last forever.

If it starts to get bad in one way or another, then of course, feel free to end the relationship if that's how you see fit. But like, it's a good relationship and you're trying to end it already? It goes so backwards. I've never even heard someone wondering that. No, that's weird, bro. You have a good time with her?

Yeah, he's like, I have a great time with her. She's like i have a great time with her she's really great i really love her it's been only six eight months but uh we're not gonna spend eternity forever together so uh i don't know maybe i should break up so should i burn myself alive it's just like dude you're making problems yeah why are you making up a problem yeah yeah yeah a hundred percent people get in their own way huh it's tough to judge people because you can never truly put yourself in their shoes. So I think it's always difficult to try to support them through whatever they're going through. How would you support this guy, though? This guy?

I try to talk to him, get to know him, weigh out the options, the good and the bad. But ultimately, it's up to him to make the decision. It's his life. It sounds like all the options are good by staying with her, though. It does. You know? What's the bad? I have too much fun, and I know it's going to end.

So live it up while it's happening yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah when you're at disneyland you're having a good time you don't go dude we should leave because we're gonna have to leave eventually well if you have tickets to universal studio or another place and well then that's why i said if you have another girl like that you like more then of course it's not fair to keep two fucking girlfriends but like you got one girlfriend she's who you like right now it's good right now there's nobody on the horizon there's no reason you might have to break up with in the near future you got nowhere to be stay at disneyland stay at disneyland dude marry disneyland marry the theme park that

yeah have kids with um pl Yeah. Have kids with Pluto. Miss, Miss, Is that a Disneyland? Minnie? Minnie. Yeah, Pluto's at Disneyland,

yeah. Pluto's a dude. You can't have kids. Pluto can't have kids. You could adopt. You could adopt. Him and Pluto could adopt. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. You can legally get married. Yeah. All right, cool. Yeah. Well, where can people find you on Instagram?

TikTok, what are you on? I only use Instagram. That's what's up, dude. That's what's up. And it's what is it? My tag is Davis.Clark. Okay, cool.

With an E. Davis.Clark with an E. Yes, you've got it because I use Instagram because it's where my friends, my family are. They're using it most often. I want to make sure that they're going to get the benefit of any motivation wow first and foremost wow doing it for the man of the people dude future i'm just trying to help didn't future president dude everything you say future president when you're president i want you to remember me saying it that you're going to be the president one day okay all right i'm going to remember it because this is our first time in los angeles trying something

completely new trying to grow from change and just see what it's all about and also uh we'll have it on video on video too that you said exactly everyone will know when davis clark is president people are going to hit rewind and say matt delia called it way back when your name is davis your brother's name is brennan and you have other brothers and sisters but uh that is like they're like those davis is like one letter away from david and brennan is one letter away from brendan yes just making a little bit different so when you're at school and they're calling out all the names that you won't be raising your hand five other people raise it and also the letter in both cases is d wow that'd be like if my name was crid yeah yeah yeah crid crid cridalia or yeah davis and brennan is way better than crit well davis and

brennan are names and crit is a terrible sounding sound you know what i mean if i was crit you wouldn't say that crit hi i'm crit wow wait chris what is it crit crit is that your name your real name yeah crit delia oh one time i met a dude his name was seven again at least that's a word crit is the worst if crit was a name it would instantly be the worst seven is one letter away from steven yeah but seven is also a word and a digit that's stupid huh it's pretty stupid yeah it's okay though i don't know anyway all right thanks thank you thank you so much because it's amazing we get to see how you all work put together absolute masterpieces oh yeah they're so cool it's a

completely different business i'm trying to learn as much as i can every day and hopefully we'll be able to just bring skills uh they're gonna help people hell yeah davis thanks for coming on dude uplifting motivational videos we'll put the link. So we're out there to deliver positive messages and just make life a little bit better day by day. One team getting after it. Locked in. Locked in. Absolutely locked in.

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