Lifeline - 137. And the Rest is Just Details

Episode Date: November 24, 2024

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slash charity. episode 137 that that's not on neither is that yeah that's not so we're not really we weren't really know which was crazy your hair's that oh look at me look at you. Your hair's a 10 out of 10. The only time it's ever been a 10 out of 10. My hair's a 10 out of 10? Don't move. What's it look like, dude?

One way or the other. Hey, dude, what's it look like? Here. Oh my gosh, I have a 10 out of 10 here right now? I mean, what if it was just fucking the most. Oh, shit. You know how sometimes when you look at the most recent picture in your phone,

it's actually the last picture you took, not the, or the second to last picture you took, because if you look too quickly at your library, what if I did that to the picture of you and you went to look and it was the most like disturbing, pornographic image you've ever seen in your life. Or like a dead... But we're live and you couldn't...

Or like a dead cat and I thought it was a screenshot, but then I looked closely and like your hand is in it. In the dead cat. Right, it was a live photo. It was a live photo. Like a puppet. Yeah. And then I accidentally hit my thumb on it

and the live photo went and you heard me say, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was it. Finally, you said it. It's episode 137 and it's the 24th. There are 37 days left in the year, a robot. And that's cool. Oh, dude, you know what, man?

Pull up my stuff. I have a lot of new dates coming up here, okay? Oh yes, let me take a nap now. So no, no, no. So Irvine, I'll be at Irvine soon. We have the Lifeline Live in Oxnard, right? December 5th, baby, baby. That's a cool thing that we're gonna do

and we're gonna have it on the Patreon. So if you're not signed up for the Patreon, get signed up for the Patreon, patreon.com slash Chris, no, that's the mind, patreon.com slash Lifeline Luxury. That's where you see the live version of Lifeline. If you can't make it, if you can make it, go. Tickets are running out, so get in there,

get in there, get over here. But I have St. Louis Obispo, this is my tour now, Santa Rosa, California, Stockton, Tacoma, Washington, Spokane, Amarillo, Texas, Lubbock, Texas, Portland, Oregon and Portland, Maine, Cheyenne. And then we got a bunch of Denver, New York, Boston, Savannah and Atlanta. So go to Chrisleeve.com, get those tickets.

And it's great. That's that's I'm excited for that straight out of the Multiverse tour. Did you ever think about how you're doing Portland, at least as of now, back to back in Oregon and Maine. And it was just like whoever was scheduling it was just like, oh, my gosh, we've got to do all of Portland, every Portland. No. You never even thought that one time?

No, but I just got my schedule. So I don't think I ever would have thought that though. But I did think, oh, Portland back to back, that's funny. So you were like, well, whoever scheduled it was like, we got to do all of Portland's? No. Okay. I mean, there's probably more Portland's in America.

I know that's why I was going to say maybe he could squeeze them in or she, it could be a woman who does it. Squeeze some more. So you're really about equality. More Portland's in. Yeah, I don't know. That's gotta be the least interesting thing

that's happened, that's been talked about all week for you. Right? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. That's okay. Hey, listen. Oh. Sorry. We're at like 610,000 subscribers.

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at patreon.com slash Matt DeLeah. And also the every Pride Record episode forever will also be up on there as well. Oh cool. Is that ever, does that ever not hold true? What's that? That sentence? What? That is, this is the most confusing time ever. I mean, it just gets more and more confusing, huh? No, I mean, I don't think so at all.

You don't think so? Maybe Woodstock. If that was the case, then the world would have exploded like hundreds of times over. I guess so. So things get simpler sometimes. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Oh yeah. No, no, I understand, but like, but they have to get- Not just simpler, like easier to understand, more seamless as it comes into your brain, you could put them in order and you're not like, what is going on? What the friggety-frick is going on all the time. Crisscross.

I think that, remember that? It's the McGit-a-Migget-a-Migget-a-Mack Daddy. Remember that? Of course. Well, I don't know, you were really young. Yeah, I had it on cassette. But one time I was wearing, remember I used to have that Wolverine's jersey?

Baseball, I guess? Wait, jersey or starter jacket? No, no, it was a jersey. It was baseball jersey. No. I don't know. It was like, you know, I don't even know if we had dances, but in New Jersey. And some kid came up to me and he was like, yo man, wear that backwards. And I was like, what? And he was like, that's like the cool thing now. Wear your Jersey backwards.

So I did. Oh. And I was the mickety mack. Who was it? Who was it? I don't know. You don't remember who said that? No, no, but I was like,

I don't know, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I cool thing now. Wear your Jersey backwards. So I did. Oh.

And I was the Mickey Mac. Who was it? I don't know. You don't remember who said that? No, no, because I remember it being somebody that I didn't really know. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Just throwing out fashion advice. What a dick, dude. Imagine someone on the street. Some of you don't know. Just go up to him, hey, wear it like this. Well, he was in my school. That's what it's called now. I didn't know him, but like he was in my school,

but it was in sixth grade and it was just like a, it was like the different classes were all together. So it wasn't like somebody from my class. Defending him so hard. And I think we should cut that part out because I really like the guy. No, but yeah, anyway. Marco came over last night, jealous?

Nope. You never see my place. I used to live with him. I used to live with you too, so I'm not jealous of any time that you guys ever knew. You lived with me for a long time. Yeah, but by choice even after we were kids. Yes, true, true.

For a little while. He came over. Okay. So did David. Okay. Okay. How did his head fit? Sam was there.

Oh, you got a new house, it was a little bigger than mine. No, no, no, Sam was there and then, and then, you know, Kristen and her, she had a friend there. But you, her friend was Matt Damon. Matt Damon was there. Oh, nice. He's so good in still water. You, what'd you just say?

What was the last thing you said before the Matt Damon? Don't snap my skull in. No. What did I say when? I don't remember. You just said something about the, you just said something. Oh, you just said something. Oh, how does, oh, his head fit.

So you got, you should be, you should be descriptive about that. It's not about him being big headed or like a, what do you call it? Pompous. No, it's his literal skull is an enormous. Okay, so how does he not topple over, I wonder? He's fat.

So he's got a good- The biggest dick of all time. The biggest dick of all time. He's got a big, steady, sturdy base under his enormous skull. So his big, massive skull isn't that disproportionate to his big, fat, fat body. An author writing a book called Rude Times.

All right, so you mean the worst book. Well, I mean, maybe not. But anyway, we watched a movie, we watched Strange Darling. What's it about, say it? A serial killer. That's so weird that you guys watched that. Why, dude? He wanted to watch Independence, though.

Who? Mako. That's a good choice. No, I thought it'd be fun for us. That's a way better choice. It would be fun to make fun of and joke, but we did that with Strange Darling and got to watch a piece.

And that's awesome. We watched a beautiful piece. A piece? A piece, a gorgeous piece, a movie that is worth seeing. Oh. For the culture. So we watched a gorgeous piece and we got to make fun.

We were laughing like hell, dude. How did you, someone like you even know about Strange Darlings? I hear about things. Wait, hold on. I watch a lot of movies that are like that. Like what else? I mean, well, wait, wait.

First I wanna know what you mean. I mean, it's like an art house movie that people that know about film festivals care about that movie, not like people who watch what? Like a 12 year old Mexican likes to watch the view. Okay, so what about that movie, not like people who watch what like a 12 year old Mexican likes to watch, like you. Okay, so what's that movie about the troll

that I loved, the Swedish movie, whatever the fuck? It's called Troll. Troll? No, no, no, it's not called Troll. No, I did watch Troll, but that's not what I'm talking about. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, what about that, dude?

What about it? I watch movies like that all the time. That's not something a 12 year old Mexican would like. You know what's interesting, man? People get all bent out of shape when you say stuff like this, but they're also so quick to call you a snob when you do know about it. No, no, no. I don't think you're a snob.

I don't think you're a snob. Yeah, I guess you've never said that. Yeah, no. I mean, people think I'm a snob. About what? Movies. What? Yeah, dude.

Damn. What's that one about the lamb? Lamb? The movie Lamb? Wow, everything you think is very, is an idea. The one about, is always that. What's the one about Jack Reacher? Jack Reacher. No, but.

I don't know. What's the movie with the guys, the Englishmen who went up a hill but came down a mountain? Oh yeah, Englishmen who came up a hill but came down a mountain. Wow, times were so different back then. Imagine that movie like, Never.

Coming out now. Would. Never, dude. So, I watched the movie Lamb. That was movie like that coming out now with that title. Never, dude. So I watched the movie Lamb. That was great. That's like an archie movie. And everyone thinks like I'm an idiot for liking that

because it's just about some fucking kid that turns into a lamb. And I fucking think it's awesome. It sounds cool. I don't even know it. Oh, bro, you got to see it. Pull up like an image of Lamb, not the trailer. Lamb, Google image, Lamb movie. Oh, yeah, I gotta see it. Pull up like an image of lamb, not the trailer. Lamb, Google image, lamb movie. Oh yeah, I do know this.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So you know when that woman's in the movie, it's gonna be real good and slow and art housey. The kid, yeah, except the girl with the drug and tattoo movies, they have a kid that turns into a lamb or they have a kid that is a lamb. Yeah, it's like that kind of a thing.

Yeah, they have a kid that is a lamb. Sorry, I misspoke. Okay, this is with me. And is it horror or is it cool? It's, it's, it's, it's tough, you know, it blends genres. It does really, really, really nice. It, you know, it dances between the genres nicely. I'm more gonna become a movie critic.

And you're doing a good job. It dances between the genres nicely. I'm more gonna become a movie critic. And you're doing a good job. It dances between the genres very nicely. And it examines modern tropes and exposes them for what they are. And you know what? You're gonna be a really good movie critic because you're literally saying nothing. Yeah.

It opens up a world of, you know, terror and reveals a lot of things about humankind that we are too afraid to look at and it's kind of a mirror to society. Hire this guy. That movie is a mirror to society. Two dicks up. I mean, one dick up. One dick jacking off and squirting.

That's my... So like, if a movie is bad, it's got limp dick, hairy, unkempt hair on the dick, like not just the pubic. Yeah, limp, short, stubby, wider than it is long dick, that movie and that's a bad movie. Like that would be, you know, Vanilla Sky. I hated that movie. That's a bad movie like that would be you know vanilla sky. I hated that so not Button dick so not catchy

The thing about thumbs up and thumbs down is that it's like, you know, okay and and then so a movie like Black Swan would be glistening hard diamond cutter Heavy balls Releasing gay diamond cutter, heavy balls, releasing a geyser of cloud-like liquid. Like that would be that, you know, block swan. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. All right. Okay. Well, let's start some submissions then. Okay. On that note. Hi guys. I love you both so much. I talk a lot, so I'm going to just like get started. So my name is Keely. I live not known. Hi guys, I love you both so much. I talk a lot so I'm gonna just like get started. So my name is Keely, I live in Utah. I'm a teacher and I'm calling in about one of my coworkers.

He is the IT like tech guy. He does everything for our elementary school and he flirts with me way too much. The reason that I say that it's too much is because he has a very serious, very long-term girlfriend. I think that they've been together for like three years. But he will do things like he buys me coffee,

he comes in my classroom constantly and all the students think that we're dating and he likes that. Like been together for like three years. But he will do things like he buys me coffee, he comes in my classroom constantly, and all the students think that we're dating, and he likes that. Like he'll play into it, he'll be like, do you wanna borrow my sweater, it's cold in here. He texts me every day, and I really don't respond, and then he'll be like, oh, I texted you, why didn't you respond?

And I'm like, I'm busy, I don't know. I kind of brush him off when he texts me because I don't think he should be doing that. But he'll like check in on me, be like, have you eaten today? Do you need anything? Like, what can I do for you? Um, he will like talk to me about personal things.

If you know what I mean, like he'll ask me questions about like my personal life. He'll talk to me about like when him and his girlfriend fight. I don't think that any of that is appropriate. If you have a girlfriend, maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I'm being dramatic. I don't know. Um, the problem is that I've talked to him about it twice now. And I told him that if I had a boyfriend

who was as comfortable as he is with me, that I would feel uncomfortable. And he just kind of brushes it off. He says like, oh, she knows, she doesn't care, she knows that I'm friendly, whatever. But I don't think that that's true. And I don't know, I try to tell them once that I don't think his girlfriend is real because he never talks about her he doesn't you just said he talked about her

I've never even heard her name what I don't know what she looks like he doesn't have any social media um but I don't know why he would make her up either so I don't really know what to do that's talking about it twice he doesn't seem to care I don't want to bring it further because I don't want to get him in trouble he's a super nice guy and he has a son so I don't want to care. I don't wanna bring it further because I don't wanna get him in trouble. He's a super nice guy and he has a son, so I don't wanna mess up his life. I don't wanna be crazy, I don't know. I just don't want him to keep doing it

if he has a girlfriend. I think that's crazy. I think that's rude to his girlfriend, I don't know. I would feel so betrayed if I were her. All right, well this. Anyways, let me know what you think I should do or say if I should do nothing. If he didn't have a girlfriend,

I'd honestly just feel flattered by it, but I don't know. Let me know what you think I should do or say if I should do nothing. If you didn't have a girlfriend, I'd honestly just feel like flattered by it, but I don't know. Let me know. Bye guys. So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That was so all over the place. Yeah, it really was. You wouldn't be bothered by it if you didn't have a girlfriend.

That's the only reason you're bothered by it. Then say, hey, then say that. If that's the only thing that's bothering you, then say that. Otherwise it would flatter you, say that. So say what? thing that's bothering you then say that what was otherwise it would flatter you say that So say what so say hey, I don't feel comfortable this because you have a girlfriend so So what bank and and and

When would she say that like on well the third time this would have to be the third time No, I know about it should be like hey, I want to talk to you about something. Yes, or no You don't know that's never how you bring I know that but if you should be like, hey, I wanna talk to you about something. Yes, or no, you don't, no. That's never how you bring up something. I know that, but I'm saying like, or do you wait for it to happen again, is what I'm saying. Well, apparently it happens all the time, so I think, sure, might not wait,

it'd be just tomorrow or later that day. But yeah, say hey, like, what, I've brought this up with you, first of all, say I've brought this up with you two times. Me? Oh, you're doing the thing. Why don't you stop? You have a girlfriend and I've made clear to you

that this is over some line of inappropriate behavior. Like, what am I not saying to, like, why am I not getting through to you? Make him answer for himself. I don't think you've done that yet. If you made him create the words and like spit them out back at you, then I think you would have a better chance of making him realize it. create the words and like spit them out back at you. Poetry.

Then I think you would have a better chance of making him realize it. Something tells me you've danced around it too much. Poetry. If you've actually brought it up twice, he'd realize his job is on the line. His relationship is on the line. Like you don't, people don't want those things.

So you're either describing a completely crazy person or you're overestimating the ways you've brought it up with him before. Yeah, which could be true, but also... Well, either one of those could be true. I have a really good answer. This is one of those that work perfectly for this. Sometimes we give this advice. Just send him this video. This is a perfect one for that. That's true, but she was not clear enough. So he's going to get the wrong message.

Really? But I mean, she's been very... It's not like she hates the guy or anything. Oh, of course. She likes the guy. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It just makes her uncomfortable. Yeah, I don't, that whole thing is weird with the workplace, especially like when you're in an actual physical workplace with somebody

and you're acting like that, that's wild, you know? Like, that guy should know better. You're probably doing him a favor if you tell him honestly. I was just gonna say that, here's the deal. And this is something that people really don't understand because they're understandably so locked into their own way of thinking and living their own life. People need things to be spelled out to them.

And not because they're bad people or they're stupid. It's because their brains are different. They don't think the way you think and you expect everyone to think the way you think because that's the way you think. And that's just natural. We all do that. I do that too.

But you need to spell things out to people. Not like a dickhead, not like their children, but just clearly. Because a lot of times people don't know what they're not doing or what they are doing that's making you feel uncomfortable. That is true. And just because you've brought it up before,

that might not be enough. Sometimes you really need to articulate it. And look, especially if you kind of respect this guy and like him, not like like him, but as you care about someone on this earth, she cares about this guy, obviously. Respect him enough to just be clear. Even if it sounds mean, that doesn't matter.

The clarity is what matters. That's it. That's it. Yeah. And if you do that and then it still happens, you gotta go to your boss because that's just unacceptable. That's true, yeah.

If you talk to him three times and he won't stop, then you have to, yeah. Well, I mean, you've already, yeah. But be very clear, very clear. That's the only thing. And if it's over text, all the better because then you can really be precise with specific words. Actually, that's a good idea, yeah.

And then you can screenshot his response and if anything goes south, you got it in writing. Yeah, that's true. Dude. Yeah? I got a nude beard trimmer. Okay, and I used it on the road and I didn't like it and then I used it today because I couldn't find my other one and I did like it, but my beard is the perfect length now when I talk it itches

Vibrations of my mouth and the vibrations of my of my sounds hitting the palette up and ricocheting off It tickles my nose and under my nose and my hairs and even in my cheek What I just kind is it oh Well, I was gonna say I just looked at you and had immense love for you. What were you saying? Maybe Braun? I don't know. Insecure guy at the gym. Could be Braun, could be Pure Strength.

Is there, is it the kind that looks like a, gosh, you know what, I don't even care. Thanks for realizing it. No one else is going to care. Why did you have immense love for me? I don't know. It just happened. How often does it happen? Never. So did...

No, no, no. Not that I never feel love for you, is that when I'm looking at you and that happens is rare. Yeah, I have immense love. I feel it sometimes a lot, so. Okay, man. And thank you for that. And thanks for telling me even more so.

And thanks for putting it on the podcast even more so. So, yeah. Okay. I just realized your podcast is called Private Record, but it's not very private, is it? and thank you for putting it on the podcast even more so. So yeah. Okay. I just realized your podcast is called Private Record, but it's not very private is it? It's on YouTube, so. That's kind of baked into,

I think you are late to that realization. Well, we all realize stuff in the right time, just because it's late. Sometimes it's so hard to talk. Isn't that interesting? And this has been happening to you a lot on this episode. It's hard for you to get the words in order. Magic wine.

Yeah. Dude, I do that on stage sometimes. I flip the microphone and catch it. Richard Grieco would be like, okay, well actually that's cool. What is Richard Grieco up to right now? He was at one of my shows. Really? No.

Anthony La Paglia was though. So different and not even worth like, there's not even the same ballpark, you know? Just a person. Isaac Cowan, yeah, really be a fan, man. I was like, oh, thanks. He's hilarious. Yeah, anyway'd really be fun, man. I was like, oh, thanks. He's hilarious. Yeah.

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Yeah. And his name. Anthony La Paglia. Hey, you're breaking my fucking balls, huh? That's how he sounds. It's crazy. Nobody thinks he's a, no. If anybody said, yeah, I knew he was Australian

before hearing him talk, they're a liar. Yeah. And they should go to jail. For lying, huh? Yeah. For a lie that big, they should go to jail. Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah, I was gonna try and come to see you in Australia, but you moved the dates. I couldn't do it. So. He said that to you? Yeah. He said that to you? Yeah. He said that to you? Uh-huh. Really?

Yeah. He didn't say that to you? Yes, he did. He said that to you? The fuck, yeah. He said you moved the dates? Yes. He was like seeking your show?

Yes, man. Wow, dude. The fuck, dude, I have fans, man. Just because he's, he was on that, what was the one? Sorry, Merriton Axe, my bad. No, no, no, the long, long, long running TV show that he was on, like TNT or something. Oh, or he's like a hard cop.

Yeah. What the fuck was that? He needs to be in more comedies because he's so funny. Oh, he's funny, yeah. And sorry, Meriden Axmutter. It's crazy. All right, so anyway, we got off the. Yeah, let's go again.

All right, so next one. Chris and Matt, Matt and Chris, long time listener, long time fan. What's up? I have a policy where I don't go to restaurants that either have the word bistro in it. Cool. Or grill in it.

Smart. Based on my life experiences, those restaurants typically suck. Wow. My girlfriend thinks I'm crazy. No, you're right. No, I don't know if I agree with that. There's some good Bistro's.

There's some good Bistro's. I think that is, while I think you might be right, there are some good ones. I think that's a good guide. Like if you're like deciding between two places and one of them has Bistro in it, chances are the other one's better. You think so?

I do think that, yeah. McDonald's Bistro, it should be called. What the fuck is a Bistro, dude? Hey dude, you have a Bistro table? I have a Bistro table at called. What the fuck is a bistro, dude? Hey, dude, you have a bistro table? I have a bistro table at home. What is a bistro? It's like two chairs set up with a nice little table. No, I meant, what does the word mean?

Bistro, little table, chairs. I don't know, bistro? What language is it is what I want to know. It's not English. Italiano, is it? Bistro, bistro. I think it's French. Yeah, I don't think it's Italian.

All right, well, dude, you know, it's... I'll give you the definition. Yeah, I want it. It's a small, relatively simple restaurant, especially one offering French or French-style food. It's French. So it is specifically, it means a French restaurant. Dude, I take back what I said.

I don't agree with him anymore. If all it's conveying is what it means. Or he said simple, though. If all it's conveying is that it means it's French. No, it's not that. It's, he said simple. If it's a very big restaurant that's bustling, it wouldn't be a bistro.

It would be something else that's French. No, I understand. But it's describing the kind of food. It actually just means small, casual, simple menu. It doesn't mean French food. No, that's not necessarily. It's often French is what this says. Unwilling to pick a side.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm giving you the straight dope. Mitt Romney in 2005. Binder's full of women. All right. Hey Chris and Matt, big time baby. Chris, I saw you in Hamilton, Ontario and Rochester, New York last time you were here. Matt, loving the solo content, keep the live streams coming.

I will keep trying to catch your eye in the chat. We'll get there. Sorry. It gets crowded. Anyway, my dilemma or advice he's need is I am a musician in the area of Rochester and my ex is also a musician. I introduced him to a violinist and a drummer at one point that I loved and they became kind of his backup band. But now they're not playing as much anymore and he's taking a bit of a pause and I want them to play with me. I want the violinist and drummer to play with me and I just don't know how to go about it without it being awkward.

Is it bad to like steal them? Is it not weird because they're not playing with him right now? I just don't know where the line is and would love your advice if I should just ask them or if I should just find my own guys to play with, which is not as simple as it sounds. But love you, would love any words of wisdom

from you beautiful men, XOXO. That's a great question. What an interesting question. And I don't know where the line is either, but I bet we could find it right now. Well, okay. So let's try. Okay.

So they're not playing together right now. He doesn't own these people, right? That alone says it's not like fucked up to poach. You use the word steal. No. It's not really what it is. It's not even poaching because poaching requires them to be currently

in his employee or at least working together. They're not doing what it is. It's not even poaching because poaching requires them to be currently in his employ or at least working together. They're not doing that. That being said, if there's some unspoken code between musicians or artists. I don't know about that. I don't know either. So maybe, and this depends on your current relationship with your ex, if you're not talking, do not do this.

But if you're any kind of cordial with each other still, just say, hey, remember those? Oh, not remember. Obviously he remembers. But those, you remember those guys you used to work with? Right. The violinist and the person that you work with that I introduced you to, I'm really a big fan of those,

and I want to work with them as well. I'm going to. Yes, don't ask. Can I? Don't ask. I'm going to reach out to them. I didn't want you to think there was any kind of weirdness, though, so I'm letting you know that I'm going to, not can I. Don't ask. I'm going to reach out to them. I didn't want you to think there was any kind of weirdness though, so I'm letting you know that I'm doing that.

And definitely- If you reach out to him at all. And definitely if, don't do that if you don't talk to him. Exactly, that's the most important part. The more I think about it, the more it's okay. Even if you don't ask. No, I agree with that. But yeah, I don't disagree with what you're saying though.

Yeah, I just think that like, I've had, I have somebody that I take on the road and- Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask. Theo took him and I don't care. Like I think that's, I think it's good. After you? Yeah, during, like even like in the middle of stuff. Right, right, yeah, why would you care?

No, it's good, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. That's what I'm saying if there there's a spoken thing between musicians. To your point, he said to me, he's like, just so you know, Theo asked me, or maybe Theo even asked me. I don't remember. But somebody told me, and I was like, oh, yeah, of course. Uh-huh.

You know? And I guess that was nice, I guess. That was nice. Yeah, people are sensitive. Yeah. And you never know who is gonna be sensitive about what. In my experience at least. Sometimes I'm always, one of two things is gonna happen. You're not gonna bring it up with your ex.

He's gonna find out and get mad. You are gonna bring it up with your ex and your ex is gonna say, oh, of course that's okay. Why are you even bothering to ask me? And it's gonna, it's just gonna be annoying either way. But the less annoying version is the latter because there's less drama that way.

Yeah. And I- But yeah, no, again though, it's worth repeating. If you don't talk to your ex, don't open Pandora's box just to ask him about this. And my head is in a cloud today. And there's nothing I can do to get it out. And that's great, right?

Because two days ago, let me tell you this I had a man I woke up I took Calvin to school I went to go get a coffee you know how I do it I went to coffee bean and tea leaf there's one there's one where I where I live and I went there, drank the coffee on the way home. I go like this. Wow, I feel really utterly fantastic. Just crazy. Am I on drugs? Right?

Like happens like once or twice a year for me. Okay, right. So, but like I'm like doing shit where I'm like looking at my hands. I'm like, what's happening? Like, this is amazing. It felt like I took, what's the Adderall, you know?

But I didn't. And I was like, what's going on? Okay. The next day, utter shit just fell down, dude. And I'm just like, come on, body. Let me have a medium that's just the whole time, right? Here's the thing. Now, wouldn't it just be even better

if the first day you described was every day? Well, yes, of course. Why do we have to settle for this utter bullshit all the time, dude? I feel like dog shit, dog, dog, dog shit every day. I know, I know. And then every once in a while, the good one pokes through and it's just like, what, where'd it go?

I know. I often wonder if like, maybe I'm depressed. And like, so like when that happens, it's like rare. So I'm like, is this what normal people feel a lot? I don't know. But whatever. Anyway, today, heads in the clouds. So I went, bam, bam.

And you know, I don't feel good or bad. I just feel fucking crazy cloudy headed. So. Yeah, that happens to me. That happened to me this morning. I feel okay now, but I was fucked up this morning for sure. But all right, I was gonna,

that's why I brought it up because I wanna know if you feel that way. Right now? I feel so weird right now. Great. Did you finish this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That usually helps. Okay, next. What's up, I'm Chris. So I'm gonna need Chris to stop with this narrative of- No. Don't hit on women at the gym. I think it's insane. Really?

Let me hit you with a different perspective. You agree with that, right? Men who go to the gym consistently care about their health. They look great, obviously. They are motivated. They're not lazy pieces of shit. It's all good things.

And I think tons of women out there wanted me to man up the gym. Like I did until I met my boyfriend. I think Chris, and this ties, goes into my question for the ladies out there because I'm good to go with my man. Interesting. What things do you think guys and girls can each do

to show the other that they're like into them. But like subtle hints. No, hard staring. You don't wanna be like licking your lips or be disgusting to girls. Yeah, no, don't do that. But like I saw the hottest man on earth today at the gym

and I thought to myself, if he is as perfect as he looks, he's obviously a baby, I mean, obviously. And he's probably listening to Chris thinking, I can't say hi to this woman because, you know, Chris D'Alia said that you shouldn't have on girls. Interesting. That's my question. I love you guys.

Thank you. Interesting. Interesting. So don't spread that she's saying because, well, I guarantee I felt like I was saving women. I absolutely guarantee that she is one out of about a hundred. I would say she is definite, I've never heard that. So I didn't, I didn't. Yeah. Well, also why is she saying only you say that?

I say this more than you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like a big thing for me. No, no, I thought you said this too. Yeah. Yeah. This is something that I feel like you- I say it not because I feel it,

but because I've heard it too. Like women are like, oh, how could a guy possibly, like, and I agree with it. It's like, I don't just say it just because women say it, it makes total sense. There, it's like a vulnerable, weird, private thing. Yeah. Why would you want to be approached when you're like.

I think above all women want to, I think, I think, women want to feel attractive first before they get hit on. And at the gym, they don to feel attractive first before they get hit on. And at the gym, they don't feel attractive. Well, that's another reason why it's, it seems not out of line, but not appropriate. Like people are basically in like stupid clothes and they're sweaty and gross.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, yeah. Like fucking leave everybody alone. Do you know that's what I'm saying? Huh? I said something and you said, yeah. And then you went to go act like you were gonna act. Then I'll give you one wild guess. I'll give you one wild guess

as to whether you think I agree with you or not. If I said, yeah, what do you think? I think yes. Yo, there we go. Good guess. Really good fucking guess, dude. The thing though is that you said it like it was an extra point and it wasn't an extra point.

It was exactly pretty much what I was saying. And so when you say something like that, I wonder if you think that I didn't mean what I said, or if I said it wrong, or if you think something else entirely. And that's just probably how it's gonna be until we die. Anthony, when you edit this, make sure you're zooming in on my face

the entire time Chris was talking, just so everybody has a sense of what I look like when I'm fucking furious and doing my best to keep a lid on it, okay? Only keep the camera on me the whole episode. How about that? Don't even cut to that once. Not that, because then I'll get fired.

That'll be the worst episode. If you're like, what? Two minutes in, That'll be the worst episode. I feel like what? Two minutes in, have we seen Matt yet? Where's Matt? Matt's not there? Is Matt not there? Was it AI, Matt? So yeah, no, I don't know.

Like Kristen learned this thing in therapy where it's like, you don't say but, instead of but you say end. And I'm like, all right. And then so now every time she does it, she stresses the word and, and I'm like, I know you're doing that fucking thing, you know? Tricks like that are just toilet paper, dude.

Well, you wipe your ass with it. I learned this thing in therapy. I mean, I- And instead of saying, but I say, and. Well, no, okay, no. And that's saving my life. No, no, no, that's not what she's saying. I do it too.

It's fucking the Hallmark card shit. Anyway, go ahead. I think that the end thing actually makes a lot of sense, but it's just, it's the way she hits it every time. That's just where I'm like, I know what you're doing. You're taking me out of it. Okay? Can you give me an example?

That's a you problem though. If it's a good thing that she's doing, then yeah. Can you give us an example? Everyone has a me problem. Yeah, like, okay, I don't like that restaurant, but we can go there. I don't like that restaurant and we can go there. It makes it feel like it's a different feel and it's good.

It works. Thoughts? It makes it feel like it's a different feel and it's good. It works. Thoughts? I think it's, that's the kind of thing I don't like. He's leaning in my way, thank you. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't even think it makes you feel better. It makes, it's like, well, you can't hear the word but,

you know, in that, in this example, I mean, maybe that wasn't a good example. Maybe it wasn't a good example. Yeah. And you know what? It actually a good example is it wasn't an example. Cause I know, I know what you say. Uh, it has to do with things like, uh, I don't like how you said that. And, uh, I'll take it into account. I don't know. I think it's more, you don't, it's not just replacing and with, for butt. I like fries, butt ketchup. No, but the reason is simple.

Example is less important than this. The butt implies that you're negating the thing you just said. Yes, exactly, exactly. The and is you're adding something to it, that just said. Yes, exactly, exactly. The end is you're adding something to it. That's it. Exactly, exactly, exactly. You're fat and short, you'd say to somebody who's fat and short.

You're a bitch and what's the, and all you do is take from me, you know? I mean, that was a different, I know I'm talking to you. No, you're a bitch. Right, like you made good progress this year, but I know you can still do better. Yeah, there you progress this year, but I know you can still do better. Yeah, there you go, yeah. And I know you can still do better.

There you go. Did you just Google that? Yes, I did. The fucking guy Googles it. Boy, you got a good example. You took eight tries, you didn't fucking get it. I still wasn't getting one from you guys. That is a great example.

Yeah, no, that's why. That's the example. That's why he Googled it, because you were fucking up, like a big fucking idiot. I like to make my shit simpler about food and stuff, but okay All right. Anyway, that was terrible. That was a terrible fucking catcher All right, I don't fucking do it. I don't do it. So I don't know I say but dude All right, but okay before we move on I would just say and before I wouldn't care if somebody said that to me

I would be like, okay. Yeah, you know, right, right. I wouldn't be like, this is an attack. I feel attacked. I agree. Of course not. I agree that, I agree with everything you're saying. Cool. And I think it's on us to not take things the wrong way, not necessarily on other people to say end instead of but, just to protect my little wimpy bitch feelings.

We're going down a fucking honestly, a road here. I shouldn't even have brought it up, but I brought it up and this is what podcasting is. So why don't we just get into another submission and you know, it's like, maybe I shouldn't even have brought it up. It happens. And don't do it next time.

But I won't do it next time and I won't do it next time. All right. What up Chris and Matt, I'm a huge fan of the pods. I wanted to call in today with a question about people calling in and saying, I need some advices. Advices to me, maybe I'm culturally insensitive or something. It's not really a word. We know that. It's like saying fishes or sheep. Culturally insensitive. No, fishes is a word. Or like dive. Sheeps is not.

Where it's technically not wrong, but you don't say it unless you're Sephorin. Yeah, but. Which is fine if you're Sephorin. But yeah, advice covers the plural already, so you don't need that. We know. Does he know about Sephorin?

I don't know. It's a good opportunity to explain. I've seen American people saying it, advices, so maybe I'm crazy, but all I know is I hear it a ton, and every time, pissed, for no reason. I would be too, had I been in the dark. Thanks. So let's clear it up for him.

Go ahead. We say advices instead because we'd like to, and the reason why we say it is because Arnold Schwarzenegger said it in pumping iron. I'm his father. He comes to me for advices. But also that was something that we referenced in maybe the first episode of the show.

And it has stuck. It might even be on one of the merch things. It's on all the t-shirts. It's on all the t-shirts. It's on all the t-shirts? It's on our t-shirts, yeah. It's on the merch, you can go get it at lifelinemerch.com. So wait, what does he actually say now? We've used it so much, I don't even know what-

I just put it on there just cause we can remind people. He says all different kinds of advices. I get all the different kinds of advices. I get all the different kinds of advices. Yeah, that's great, bro. When he said that, I go, and the rest are just details. It's proof that it's foreign because that is literally the most foreign person.

Yeah, exactly. Especially back then. And when he said, I give the advice as I give you the good advice as I go, the rest are just details. Why are you saying that? Like, thanks life. That's it. The rest are just details.

That is utterly inapplicable. When something dope happens, I go, the rest is just details. That is utterly inapplicable. When something dope happens, I go, the rest is just details. That is not applicable in any sense. That's like that happening and saying two birds, one stone. Like, no, no, no, no. That is just an expression that you're using incorrectly. Yo, no, it's not. If I fucking hit a grand slam, dude, like, for instance, that guy,

Freddie Freeman, who played for the Dodgers, he hit that grand slam. And as soon as he hit that grand slam he goes, the rest is just details. It makes sense because he had the moment and he goes the rest is just details. The rest of what? Life. The rest of life is just details. What details? Details of what? Details in what sense? Whatever it is, don't compare to this. The rest is just details. Wow. Dude. Nonsense. It It's nonsense. It's not nonsense. It's cool, man. I go like this.

Whenever I do a show, I fucking kill it. If they stand up and I'm walking away, sometimes I think, and the rest is just details. All right. All right, that's your thing. Congratulations. No, it's not. I mean, yeah, I guess it is my thing.

I've never heard it before, but I'm just saying like, you go, oh, you know, you have sex with a woman that's gonna be your wife and you realize that. And you go, oh, and you just go, oh, and you slump down, you say the rest is just details. How come every time you come, you have sex with a woman that's gonna be your wife and you realize that and you go, oh, brrrr, and you just go, oh, and you slump down and you say the rest is just details. How come every time you come, you're cold? No, you go, oh, brrrr, and then you, right in her ear,

you just go. Japanese, Japanese. You say, and the rest is just details, in her ear. And you're telling me she doesn't understand what that means? Yeah, right. You had, you've birthed your first baby boy, your first baby girl. She comes out, start crying, Oh, it's a boy.

Oh, it's a girl. You go to the doctor. The rest is just details. But that's so many things. Well, you can't keep saying it. You say it sparingly. But I'm just saying after dope shit, you don't eat a fucking really good plate of pasta.

And you go, the rest is just details. You're going to be abusing it. But you can just say it once, really. Because everything else is just details. You can keep revising what the rest of the just details is. So if you say it, then the thing you said before suddenly just becomes a detail? Yeah, you wouldn't be like, oh, you know,

I said earlier, I was actually not, now the rest is just details. You don't do that, you just clear it and say, the rest is details, by clearing it. But my question is, you have your child, right? You have your big boy, and then a few months, years later, you hit the grand slam in the World Series. You say it both times.

Is the having the child suddenly just a detail now that you hit the grand slam? If I was your child, I'd feel slighted, I'd be honest. All right, then yes. All right. It's basically like saying, ask me if I'm wrong, tell me if I'm wrong. You're basically saying I could die now and I'd be happy.

Yeah, but it's a way cooler way to say it. Don't bring death into it. I could get strangled and killed and lose my you know lose my life but yeah hey dude let's have a party. Dude the rest is just details and the rest is just details you gotta go and the rest is just details. I don't like it at all but well your thing it's fine we don't need to like it. Yo hey I'll see you later yo dog all right good. Rest is just details. Nice. You know, it's like a cool fucking, I'm, you know. Freeze! Oh my god.

You know, please can do it. That action scared the shit out of me. That would be awesome. Freeze! Oh my god. Freeze! Alright, good buddy. Don't fucking do that, man. That was so unnecessary. Sorry, dude, but like, it's okay. Okay, freeze, drop, drop, turn around.

Put your hands slowly, slowly, slowly. You got it, cuff them slowly. Slowly, there we go. All right, buddy, you're coming with us. Rest is just details. Made out with them at the end. No, no, no, no, no. What is that?

You're putting them in the car. You're putting them in the car, dude. All right, man, the rest are just details. Fuck it. Get in there. Watch your head. Rest are just details. A doll, a tiny doll, a tiny doll.

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I don't. Nice. And I don't really have a question. I just wanted to complain about something. Okay. How much do you hate it when you're driving and there's somebody on the road in a fucking little Subaru or Nissan or like a Supra and you go under an overpass and they do that stupid

PAH KAH KAH KAH thing. Oh yeah. Yeah, that is really speaking Taiwanese. Have the worst day. Speaking Taiwanese. Die actually. Yeah. So.

It's good. You know. Yeah, what is that shit? I mean, if you agree. Anthony probably knows. It's always a muffler thing. It's not like an actual. Anthony's from a bad neighborhood.

They have him a lot in bad neighborhoods. You're the best siblings to have a podcast. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Anthony, answer. I mean, I don't know anything about cars really, but. Really?

You're from a bad neighborhood though. Yeah, but I mean, it's. The hell? Dude, my backyard faces a main street. Oh, dude. Of course it does. You're fucking living in a bad neighborhood. I live in a bad neighborhood. So anyway, my apartment is on the freeway. Nobody else lives there because it's abandoned.

And when cars drive by, yeah, dude, that's bad. That's a muffler thing. People have that to make that noise, and it sucks, dude. But it's always like Honda's Accords that have it. It's never like an actual Ferrari or a Porsche. What is the thing? I think it is a muffler, right? It is a muffler, yeah.

Brrra, brrra, ka, ka, ka, ka. What is it that is? What it is is someone's, they need to shift. But there is not shifting. Oh, really? Yeah, but it's, but it's. So you do know about cars. You're from a bad neighborhood.

But the thing that happens is, it's not, it's, like my car does that, but it's, it's a full throated. It's not the mufflers, the thing that makes it go crack, crack, crack, crack. My shit is deeply full throated. I mean, my thing is the hock of engines. Do you understand? So French, so fully fucking French, dude. A French blow job.

My shit is so fucking French dude, a French blow job. Huk thuuu. My shit is, my shit is a throat mobile, like legitimately. You get in, you roll up the fucking windows so nobody can see the duck shit inside the goose shit. And you roll through the neighborhood and the second you pick the gear up, ho, thu, French, French. Yeah, there's definitely not Porsche's driving in my neighborhood, you know.

Right, I know, but I'm just- Oh, there you go. Yeah, but there's Honda Accords and you know, they go, pra, ka, ka, ka. Yeah, it's, the feeling I get when there's one of those vehicles close to me and they do that, and it's for no reason. My sense is like that the person driving that car is someone that there's no chance,

there's no chance I would not absolutely hate them. That's not true. If I got to meet them. That's not true. If I got to meet them. That's not true. And I hate saying it because I understand what you're saying. What is true then? Like what is- You would hang out with a guy like that

and have so much fun at some point. Yes, you would. I would? Yeah. And then maybe after a few weeks, you'd be like, I can't hang out with that guy anymore. So maybe in that respect, you're right, but- I just don't know what kind of person has that. It's just, what I'm saying is I don't know that-

It's usually an Asian. Really? It's usually an Asian or a right, but. I just don't know what kind of person has that. It's just, what I'm saying is I don't know that. It's usually an Asian. Really? It's usually an Asian or a Mexican, yeah. Or now I'm thinking white guys like frosted tips. Yeah. Yeah. No blacks. They don't do that.

Black guys don't do that. No. No. But they do talk on iPhone, the speaker phone, in like a public place. guys do that. Oh, yeah Okay, is that annoying to you're saying for what where yeah, oh Just Brack work work work out here Brr brr brr. Yeah

Okay, and you're at like fucking Denny's or Starbucks and you're like dude Okay. And you're at like fucking Denny's or Starbucks. And you're like, dude, what the fuck get a... That's crazy to do speakerphone in public. Holy shit. Imagine doing that ever. I have a rule. Face timing in public is crazy.

Yeah. But I have a rule. Okay. I think if you're talking to your kids. Yeah, that's totally different. Okay, okay. Obviously. I wanted to know if that was obvious.

Yeah, everything with a kid is different. Yeah, I agree. Yeah agree yeah yeah you're living warm the rest is just details what's up Chris and Matt man Chris it's Chris here my fiance and I just got engaged this past weekend so we're really hoping to show up on the podcast anyway age-old question would you rather have everybody think you had sex with a horse or have sex with a horse and have nobody know about it thanks again love you guys oh that I've never heard of that age-old question and I know he was obviously making a joke but I don't like that question and I don't want to I don't

want to think about that question there's only one answer. And if you answer the other way, you need years and years of therapy. The only answer is not have sex with a horse and have people think you did. Yeah, there's a lot of people that would choose the other. And those people need years and years of therapy. If you'd fuck a horse, just to have people think you didn't fuck a horse.

And nobody will think I did it, right? Yeah. All right. Yeah. Oh God. Oh wow, that was much better than I thought actually. I mean, that is, I appreciate the question and like what it gets at about people, but come on dude. When it comes right down to it,

there's nobody that would fuck that horse You think so? I mean go back on it. Do you know who mr. Hands is who? the the documentary the what man dude There's a lot of guys that fuck the horse He's called mr. Hands is so deeply unsettling to me It's so deeply on somebody start over. What is so deeply unsettling to me. It's so deeply unsettling. Somebody start over. What is all this?

It's a documentary called Horse, or not Horse. What's it called? I'm not sure what it is. I've just seen the clip of him actually. It's something to do with a horse, but it's one word. Anyway, and it's about a guy who fucked a horse. And probably one at Sundance. You know what I mean?

That's not a movie. It's about a guy who fucked a horse. He actually got fucked by a horse. Yeah, he got fucked by a horse. And then died immediately. Yes, Mr. Hans. And you're in here for? This was explained so wrong to me, dude.

Turn around. This was a, he died immediately? Pretty much. What's the documentary? I don't understand. I forget what it's called. Do you wanna watch? Nah, nevermind.

It's called like- Three minutes? No, it's a long documentary and I started watching it once and then it was really boring. I turned it off. Of course it is. That's not a fucking, that's not a thing.

I'm assuming at the end probably gets a lot better. You understand what I'm saying. It probably gets into the, but in the beginning it was just like telling me about the guy. I'm like, I don't care. Let me just kind of like look to the side of the screen while it probably gets into the but uh in the beginning it was just like telling me about the guy I'm like I don't care let me just kind of like look to the side of the screen while it gets fucked by the horse you know so Mr. Hands I'm not watching it yeah gets fucked by a horse and then dies yes and that's what the movie's about

internally he had a lot of shit going on oh I'm sure but why is that a movie? I don't know. It's called like, what's it called? Getting fucked by a horse and then dying. Did you not look it up yet? I mean, the Englishman who went, he's got fucked by a horse and then died.

It's called like, this is crazy to me. Zoo is what it's called, zoo. Yeah. All right, just click on it. Click on the Wikipedia, not the IMDb. Get it wrong. It says tagline, guy gets fucked by a horse. Crazy, huh? American documentary film based on the life and death

of Kenneth Pinion. This American man died of peria-ontitis due to per, okay. Lot of penetration. He did it on purpose? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he, I mean, he was, he was honestly, I don't want to victim shame him, but you should see what he was wearing.

He was gonna walk around like this, you know what I'm saying? He had honestly a beautiful saddle on, and on his back, and these really stiletto hooves that were, look, he looked amazing. Wow, what the fuck? Any horse would have done it. He wanted to get fucked by a horse and then did

and then died. Mr. Hands, this poor guy. Well. It's called Zoo. Doesn't that seem mean to call that movie Zoo? Yes. It seems so mean to him. Why? To him?

Why? Cause it's like this guy's got a fucking problem. He wants to get fucked by horses. He does then he dies. Of course. And then they make a movie about him called Zoo? That just seems rude. It's between Zoo and Shithead. What do we want to... Zoo...oh it was at Sundance.

Fucking Sundance. Zoo is just the wrong word for that. It seems like it, right? That's what I mean. It seems like it's like. Unless at the end he's crying and he's like, I wish I could just have a zoo. I wish I had a zoo. I had a zoo. I'd fuck all the animals.

I wish I had a zoo. Then it would be awesome if the movie was named Zoo. You'd be like, wow, that's why it's called Zoo. That's probably what it was. I mean, dude. Geez. You know, I just review. Imagine like Cisco and Ebert just being like, all right, so here we go, play it.

I wonder if they reviewed it. Afterwards they just go like this. They got one hard cock glistening to the tip, geyser creaming out. You gotta see Zoo. Diamond cutter? Heavy balls below a diamond cutter. Heavy balls. Dude, heavy balls.

Rest a purple tipped yogurt sl, carefully placed on two heavy balls. Do you think you'll be like 61 still making jokes like that? It'll only be funnier. Who is the guy, the old, the, scroll up again. Who's that guy with the mustache? Is that him when he did it? Maybe that's him as older. Yeah, I think it is.

Yeah. That's when he just was like, fuck it, I'm gonna let this horse do it. And that's when he... So like fuck it I'm gonna let this horse do it that's when he so he did it later in life he why does he look so much like Benicio del Toro Benicio del Horso but easy horse that's rude too that's rude too just a picture of a fucking horse in profile but easy horse del Toro dude so wow wow wow okay let's get one more in before this thing's over because this is too upsetting.

Yeah. Oh, you don't want to end on a guy getting fucked by a horse? Yeah, okay. I'm dying. She's gonna get fucked by horses. There's a horse behind her. At my girlfriend's apartment, she has a guy, one of her neighbors,

who has a Batman truck. It's a truck with a Batman sticker on it. Timothy Sportschule. And she's here with me. Anyways, he knocked on her door at one in the morning saying you guys parked on my spot Whoa, it's not actually his spot. He just says that since they were there first. It's his spot So she has to park behind her roommate and then the next morning her roommate when she has to leave for work Oh, my girlfriend has to get up early to go move her car. Just really annoying then the other day him that guy and his girlfriend parked diagonally

Just to make sure that those my girlfriend and her roommate couldn't I guys a fucking piece of shit, dude so how should they go about this cuz that guy's a piece of shit and She can't really muster up the courage to knock on his door. So what should we do here? Do we bomb the apartment? I don't know Do that is so that kind of guy is such a fuck it. Talk about a guy who should get fucked by a horse. That is so annoying, dude. I had a when I moved into my new house, I had my neighbor knocked on my door one night and I thought, oh, I saw him before I went to answer the door.

And I was like, oh, this is interesting. I wonder if he's got a housewarming gift or something. He just says, hey, I've lived here for a long time. And the way we do it around here is we only park in front of our own houses. And I swear my life. Wait, this is where you live now? Yeah, this is where I live now. I swear my life.

All I did was smile and shut the door in his face. And then I moved my car, but it took like an hour. You know, like took my sweet time. You didn't say anything. No, I smiled and shut the door. I think I went like, and just closed the door, you know? Oh. But, and then, and then though, this is the best part.

And then like, I don't even know, not that long after, his wife just started parking in front of my house. Oh, to get back? No. Oh, well then. I know. Like, hey, what? My wife will tell you differently.

But. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. So she might be in front of your place, but what we don't do is, we do not park in anywhere but our place, okay? And I will talk to my wife if she parks in front of your place, but I can't guarantee she doesn't, but don't park in front of my place.

People are fucking mental with this. They're mental too. I will say, look, I lived in a place for four years, five years. There was always a guy across the street that parked in front of my place. It's highly annoying. Yeah. But you just, that's what it is. It's the street. He gets to park there. And the rule rule at least in this state you can't park for seven over 72 hours anywhere

So if a car is parked for over 72 hours fucking call that shit and get a move otherwise You'd live in park wherever you park dude. That's it. Yeah, unless you got a driveway and then you're lucky Wow, what's this guy's what happened exactly got a driveway and then you're lucky. Wow. What happened exactly? I don't even understand. What's the dickhead's issue? So I think that what is, is he thinks he owns the spot because he's been parking there.

That's crazy. Yeah, that's insane. It's insane. It's so crazy. That's just, what a piece of shit. crazy. That's just what a piece of shit. Like that's if I were, obviously there's worst things in the world. Obviously, obviously there's horrible things that go on in the world. That kind of thing is a certain level of the worst that is just, it's palpable. It's so, so shit. That guy, he deserves to get fucking his head rocked.

He really does. That's so fucking shitty. That kind of a thing. Bro, come on. Hey, what? Hey, that's my spot. Ah, fuck. Gunk, gunk.

I mean, the bottom line is no, it isn't. No, no, yeah, yeah. And the, this stuff bothers me so much, dude. Men do this fucking thing. They say shit like this to women that they would never say to a guy. Like this makes me so mad. Yeah.

Like, because obviously the woman's gonna be scared because the guy knows where she lives. Like it's vulnerable. The whole thing, it's fucked up. Anyway. And he's just looks like Timothy, Timothy Sportchalet. So he... Timothy Sportchalet needs to go knock on the guy's door and say, Hey, I just want you to know that is not your spot. Sometimes other people are going to park there. Nice talking to you. That's it. It's all you got to do. You don't need to be a dick about it,

but like that's just not his spot. Somebody needs to tell him that because you can't go around the world saying that's my spot. That's it. That's all you gotta do. You don't need to be a dick about it, but like that's just not his spot. Somebody needs to tell him that because you can't go around the world saying, that's my spot. That's crazy behavior. No. To be like, that's my parking spot and it's just a spot on the street.

Yeah. You're crazy. That is really wild. That's not your spot. The rest is just details and you leave. There you go. That would be a good time to say that bad expression. Yeah.

It's good, but anyway. So, okay. That's fine. I still feel like my head's in the clouds. Yeah, it didn't improve, huh? No. Okay. Well, maybe it's just was it's not, today's not your day.

Maybe, maybe it's just because I'm tired or something. Yeah, that'll do it. All right, well then let's wrap up. We're done anyway. It's over. Feel good, dude. How about, I'm not feeling good though, but how about we have come to the Lifeline show, dude.

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