Lifeline - 139. Fresh Out of Fear

Episode Date: December 8, 2024

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So this is what I thought I would do here, and I told people on Instagram when I was gonna do it, and now I can go live on Instagram. Well, say the interesting part, because right now you're just saying I can go live on Instagram. You're now live, not on my glasses, so double press the capture button to my.

Dude, his glasses, I was like, what is that voice? His glasses are talking to him. Yep. They are This is something I don't know live from my glasses, dude So there we go. I'm live on my glasses right now and And can you hear that I can hear what is that? I'm They're giving you instructions?

They're giving me instructions. But what if you don't want the instructions? What if you're like, I know how to do it. You can lower it, you can just lower it. So crazy to do it like that, dude. So now I'm live. This is Lifeline. And here's, and I'm gonna do this

when we do Lifeline Live too. So I'm looking at you and everybody. Can you see your phone to see what it looks like? Yeah. Look at me. Wow. Crazy, right? Somebody meant to wrote, I'm scared.

And they wrote, I'm sacred. How many viewers is it so far? Like almost 500. It should be more, it should be more. It's growing, it's growing, it's growing, it's growing. It's growing, it's growing. So it's Lifeline Live. Well, I guess technically it's Lifeline Live right now.

Right now it's Lifeline Glasses Live. So we're, and we got it. And so we're gonna do this on the live show tomorrow, which is awesome. So subscribe to Lifeline Luxury, patreon.com slash Lifeline Luxury. But right now we're just chilling and this is a live Lifeline episode, dude.

How about that? The issue with that is you gotta be cognizant of like where you're looking. Oh dude. To be at maximum entertaining, yeah? Well, besides that, you're like, is my address written anywhere? Sure, I think about that all the time.

I mistakenly, I mistakenly did that one time, a long time ago, and I'll never forget how angry I was at myself You put it online by accident, of course. Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, I know I immediately deleted it, but I was still pissed Well, but nobody saw it. Oh I mean somebody definitely saw it. Yeah, and then yeah later that day many people tried to came over came over and Tried to have sex with me Wow Well, I mean depending on who it is really.

Which is the main reason I don't want people to know where I live. They're just gonna come over, yada yada, try to have sex with me, yada yada, and you know, it's tiresome. Just a guess, just a guess. Just a guess. Just a guess.

Well. I saw the Instagram. Some will be men, but you know what? A lot of them will be very, very, very beautiful women who frankly adore me. Yeah? Yeah. I don't know, I think most of them will be very, very, very beautiful women who frankly adore me. Yeah? I don't know. I think most of them will probably be men.

Either gay men or men trying to figure it out. There'll be some men for sure. So yeah. Well, okay. But this is what's up. And it's all good. And then that right there, you can see now my view is that's the timer.

That's how we know how long we've done. And then there's Chris and then Anthony's over there. I can't see him, thank God. Taylor's in here too. He's the pillar and then Taylor's in the back there. Way back. So yeah, that's what's up. So what's been going on with you?

I mean, so insecure. No, it's a... You good? Yeah, oh, your hair looks cool. Does it? Yeah, interesting. It's cool because people, it's like they're hosting Lifeline. That's what they're looking at right now.

How many people are on there? Are you watching it? It's like they're hosting Lifeline. I'm actually not. He's not even watching. Why don't you look? Michael's not even. Because I don't want to look at it.

I'm doing my job right now. Oh. You know? Oh. Oh, finally. Why don't I look? Oh, that'll be interesting. That's a trip.

Hey. Why did you need my phone? Wow You're trying to fucking take my shit didn't even think about why don't you come up first? Yeah Yeah, they should have been there. Maybe they shadowed by me. No, they do just refresh it. It'll go up. It'll come anyway I'm sure Matt has got my back but anyway So, you know what I thought about meta, you know how they changed it from Facebook to meta Yeah, I I thought you know what I thought about? Meta, you know how they changed it from Facebook to Meta? Yeah. I thought, you know, I was like,

that's gonna take so long to catch on. And then I thought it's great to have these glasses because now you have to say, hey Meta. Hey Meta. Yeah, now what? And now you're saying it. So you're saying it. And that's the only way the glasses activate.

Oh, really? So now it's like, everyone's gonna start saying it I'm so smart when I think of stuff like that, honestly What are people say? How many people are watching? To 300 300 fucking people Matt is called Jace someone just said 300 It should be more. It should be more. That's fucking a horse shit What is it now? Look down at your crotch.

Everyone's talking about me. Look at my pants. Is it cool though? Maybe this is boring for the podcast. Probably bad for the podcast. Well I'll turn it off. How do I do that? You can keep it on, we don't have to talk about it. Oh gosh, it's on forever. I don't know how to turn it off.

Is there anything incriminating in the room? Do we know? No, mm-mm, OJ's over there just like. Great. With a bloody knife. What's, wait, speaking of OJ, what's the new? Diddy Zero just lathered up in baby oil. Uh-oh.

Jeffrey Epstein's hanging out in the corner. He's alive? Yeah, well, that's the thing, because OJ's dead too. They said that OJ, the bodyguard, that turned out to be a bunch of bullshit, right? Eight hours later. I don't think that that's the thing, OJ's dead too. They said that OJ, the bodyguard, that turned out to be a bunch of bullshit, right? Eight hours later. I don't think that that's true. Oh yeah, I was just asking about that.

What was the deal with that? How did that end up working out? OJ said OJ's bodyguard is because he has a murder confession recording. Let me just say something. Please find no evidence. Why would he, how could that not have come out already? Yeah, well because apparently he got arrested

for something else, the bodyguard, and then they confiscated. But why does he have that on a flash drive? That's the thing. Here's another thing. You know who you should never believe? A bodyguard. Yeah.

It just sounds weird that a bodyguard would be like, you know, it's like, dude, you would have said it, or you wouldn't continue to be his, hey dude, hey, you wouldn't continue to be the murderer's bodyguard, right? Right? Maybe. It depends on how loyal these people are, right?

I guess so. I mean, people are fucking stupid though, huh? Oh yeah. Also the thing about OJ is he doesn't need to confess because everyone in the fucking world knows that he did it. So, and even the jury knew. There's some real fucking interesting theories though and I'm not gonna go down that hole

but I will tell you something, man. Do you know the conspiracy theories about that? I wanna know them. The sun. In the sky? The sun did it. Wait, no, but what do you mean? Whose sun?

Radiation. OJ's son. Why would he do it? He has anger problems. Somebody hasn't been looking at it a lot. So OJ's son with Nicole. So Nicole's son. One of the theories is that sun did it

and that's why OJ tried to cover it up and that's why it seemed like he did it. Because if you're trying to cover something up, it looks like you did it, right? I don't. Like watch this, ask me if I'm gay. Are you gay? No, what the fuck? I would never be gay. Uh-huh. I'm trying to cover it up. What does that mean? It probably means I'm gay, but I'm not.

In real life, I'm not. I don't. But it's a personal thing and I don't actually, it's a personal thing and it's, and I don't want to talk about it. Even... A politician seeing his career tank in real time. At a debate. What you're saying? Actually, it's a personal thing, and I don't want to talk about it. A politician seeing his career tank in real time at a debate, asked about LGBTQIA plus rights, and then said that. Did you say QIA? Yeah, isn't that what it is?

LGBTQIA plus? I guess so. Oh. The look on his face when he said it. Such a Republican. Such a Republican. I guess so, man. I can't keep up with these letters.

And that was the thing that, that was the wedge issue that got them to the right. I thought that they dropped the- Is it just LGBTQ? Q, and then- LGBTIA? Maybe even done with the Q. God, it is so stupid that it keeps changing.

Wow, dude. We'll just have it a whole thing. One word, make it a word, how about? So you don't have to keep dropping letters. It's crazy that the acronym changes. They kept the Q. Okay, so now what is it? It's just Q?

What is it, LGBTQ. Oh, okay, so wait, yeah, Q, right. But here's the thing, if you're gonna add the plus, you don't even need any other letters Plus because it's like a fucking streaming service LG plus it should be LG plus Subscribe to L plus for 999 the first month Also only gay shit L and G is about is about who you're attracted to the T has nothing to do with it So why are they all lumped together anyway the new show got Gawk?

to do with it so why are they all lumped together anyway? The new show, Gawk Gawk. Well I missed that whole joke and all I heard now was the show Gawk Gawk. From the makers of Gawk Gawk and oh yeah. So insecure when you swaddle. But that's the thing it's like two chicks scissoring Jesus Christ Matt. But what's Gawk Gawk? Gawk Gawk from the makers of Gawk Gawk and two chicks scissoring comes oh yeah from, from the producers of, don't tell, don't tell my, don't tell anyone. The narrator's saying, ah, you know, we'll just do another take. Oh boy.

I'm saying, L plus sounds like a streaming service. Uh-huh. So that would be only gay shit. Oh, I see. It should be LG plus, and I stand by that forever and ever. Well, LG plus wouldn't be. The plus eliminates the whole mouthful. Just say, just the plus. Lesbian and gay? Lesbian and gay shit. Oh, I see. It should be LG Plus, and I stand by that forever and ever. Well, LG Plus would be- The plus eliminates the whole mouthful. Just say, just the plus-

Lesbian and gay? Lesbian and gay plus. But it can't be LG Plus, because LG is already a TV company. LGBT Plus, there we go. No, just L Plus. LGB? Lesbian Plus.

One letter. Lesbian Plus. One letter, yeah, that's why I don't like, just one letter plus is not good. Subscribe to Lesbian Plus plus today and save a bundle Get the bundle where you get all the gay shit now gay shit Gonna give a speech Anthony dude dude. Hey Anthony. Why you make it so much noise?

Welcome to this guy on SoundCloud named L plus and he's like a UK. Oh, there's a big art. Oh, he's not big. Nevermind. Yeah, well, L plus dude. He's Yeah. Hi, dude. Okay. All right. Well, I'm gonna get off this live. Yeah, let's also start out the podcast. The podcast. Check out the podcast and here. You ready? Yeah, I'm trying to get off of the live. All right. Check out the podcast and- Here, you ready? Yeah, I'm trying to get off of the live. All right, well hang on I guess because he's taking too long to do this.

Somebody just said are there gonna be new private record episodes? Yes. We're just on hiatus because we're getting the new Matt Elia's Confused going. That's why you should sign up from a Patreon while it's free, patreon.com slash Matt Elia because both shows are gonna be up there.

All right, anyway, you know, that is pretty cool that we did Lifeline live right there and we're gonna do it tomorrow. Just so you know. Okay. Hi, I'm Metin Chris, how are you? Pause it. I was what?

A beautiful person. But you're, see this is what the thing is. Now, she is a beautiful person, but what you're doing is you've seen too many movies. You've seen too many movies because that's what the lady in the movie would be like that the guy would fall in love with. I would argue you've seen too many movies.

All I did was see a woman and say she's beautiful. Now you're saying I'm saying too many movies because she's the kind of person that would be in movies. Would you have said it if she was not French? Would she have said what? Would I have said what? Would you have said it if she's not French? Said what, that she's beautiful? Yeah. Is she even French? She's not French. Would she have said what? Would I have said what? Would you have said it if she's not French? Said what, that she's beautiful?

Yeah. Is she even French? She's not French. Yeah. She's French? Yes. Ah, so we agree you've seen too many movies. She's got great lips, huh?

Well, it's pervy. Dude, here's the thing. Nice, like, size lips. Yeah, I'm just saying, though, she's French and she, I said pause it because there is nobody more of a French woman than this woman and you can tell before she starts talking.

Because her hair? Everything. All right, let's see what she's got to say. Okay. So when you are in France. Yesterday on episode of Congratulations, where Chris is with Christine and he told her that one of the reasons why he picked her was that

she's a wife material and sometimes he says that girls that go out with men for food and money, they are hoes. I said that. Oh, yeah, man. And I wanted to know more about the differences. Because I think the men perceive me as a hoe, but I'm not. This girl's amazing. Maybe if I know more, please. Right there, it was one of my favorite submissions ever. Just so straightforward and honest. I'm concerned I'm a hoe. And I don't know though, so can you please enlighten me?

I don't, hey, hey, hey, am I a hoe or not? I'd like to know, thanks. I don't, first of all, just looking. Describe what you said in your own words so that everybody knows. So what I basically said was, I don't, this was a while ago, but we've talked about it even.

It's like if, what I probably said, I don't, but what I probably said was, if you're dating for money, you're and you what I always say is if you date. A hoe is someone who is lying about being a hoe to me. I don't care if you fucked a lot of guys. I don't care if you fuck for money. I don't care if you are a gold digger. I don't care if you fuck for money. I don't care if you are a gold digger, but don't say you're not doing that.

To me, that's a ho. To me. If you were somebody who says, yeah, I date, guy has to have a good income. That's not a ho. Sure, okay. Because it's like you're up front. It's something you need.

It's something you want. To me, hoes be sneaky. So you're saying a woman who says what she cares about is someone's soul their sense of humor their personality All these things that are like high-minded so to speak But really all they care about is someone's bank account and how much money they spend on them That is a hoe to me and that's what she's referring to probably probably because that's what I've always said So if you're concerned you're that, the way to tell is, are you like that?

Right. If you're like that, then you are what Chris would deem a ho. If you are not like that, you are what Chris would not deem a ho. Now, my question for her would be, why do you give a shit what Chris thinks about you? Yeah, well, no, people do.

Hey, dude. I'm influential. But the thing is, she, the look test, she doesn't seem like a ho. Well, I mean, okay, but what does the look test do, really? The camera was like right in her face. Because ho is like, you don't look at a ho and you say, wow, that's a beautiful person. You know what I mean? Like they just, you get a sense of, oh. Ho. So you're describing someone who's like shallow

and deeply materialistic above other things. Yeah, look, she could still be a ho, like which is what, I don't care about this, but guys think that women who sleep around a lot are hoes. That doesn't bother me at all. But like, let me just clarify something. Isn't a hoe, isn't that literally what like you'd call like a prostitute?

Isn't that what it actually is? A whore. Yeah. A whore is. And those are different. I thought hoe was slang for. A hoe is like a woman who sleeps around a lot. Or it's just a derogatory word that like,

a girl is a hoe. But whore is someone who is a sex worker. It's a derogatory term. like, this girl is ho, you know. But whore is someone who is a sex worker. It's a derogatory term. And ho is not shorthand for that, got it. I don't think so. I don't know. I guess I don't know. Actually, so yeah.

But anyway, okay. So I think what you're, the question, what I would guess she's saying is, I think guys see me this way because I like to go out on dates that are like fancy. I like to be courted. I like to be, have like, I don't know if it's exactly money spent on me,

but to be like showered with whatever romance or even sometimes things that are expensive. That's not exactly. It's not exactly a ho, but don't act like you, that's not important. Just own it. Just be like, yeah, I like if a guy's interested even if you know to me I think it's weird when like a guy spends so much money on a woman a few times and there have been like no touching and stuff it's like she's making

out like a bandage she's gonna eat all these fucking. Here's what I don't like about that though we're presupposing that a couple things. Yeah. One is that the guy is spending the money just to get the do couple things. One is that the guy is spending the money just to get the dookie. Two is that the woman doesn't want to participate in the dookie whatsoever. Both of which I don't necessarily agree with. Which is fine, except for then don't go on

these fucking high end dates. But what I'm saying is I don't think women, I think women are interested in participating in the dookie. That's my point. Yeah, okay. And I also think that men- They're open to it, you're saying. If they go on a date with a guy.

Yeah, but I'm saying women have carnal desires that wanna bang bang boogie. Sure, yeah. You know, they're not just like these people that try to never ever ever bang bang boogie and then once the guy has proven themselves worthy enough, then they're like, okay, fine, now I'll bang bang bang, boogie.

Participate in a dookie. Sometimes. Dude, women like to have sex. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do, they do. I mean, especially if you do some smooth talking and like, you know, if you're really good with it, like if you have a crazy swoop down, slow motion swoop down move, like.

It's so stupid. But again, we're putting all the agency with the guys. Women love to bang a ring as well. No, no, no, I understand, but it's- You get women talking amongst themselves in a room, they're putting all the agency with the guys. Women love to bangerang as well. No, no, no, I understand, but it's- You get women talking amongst themselves in a room, they're just gonna be talking about bangerang participating in the dookie and what guys do wrong and how they're so clunky

and how they just wanna hit the right places, whatever. So let me, let me, let me, let me, hate to do this to you, but let me correct you for a little bit here. So if you're a guy that love, would you say you love movies? Love movies? Yeah.

Then you love bad movies too. You love movies and you do. You do, you'll watch a lifetime movies, you'll watch stupid movies from the 80s. You love movies. Yeah. Women, and this is pertaining it to sex, like good movies. They don't just like movies when it comes to sex.

Do you understand what I'm saying or no? Yeah. It's a little convoluted. Yeah, but I would say that- Men are like you when it comes to movies with sex. But I like the right kind of bad movie. I don't like just every movie is what I'm saying. I also don't like every bangerang and every time I participate in the Ducky,

it's not like I liked it every time. That's true, stop calling it Ducky. and every time I participate in the dookie, it's not like I liked it. That's true, I liked it. Stop calling it dookie. I have greatly enjoyed participating in the dookie throughout the course of my life. I have also, many times actually, been like, oh, I really wish I sat that dookie participation out. So do I, yeah, I was saying. You know what I'm saying?

So it's like, it's not as cut and dry. I think that, I think the reason, the good reason women make men jump through hoops is because they, many, many men want to be with any given woman. And basically you have to come up with a way to make the man stand out. I agree.

It's like a fitness, not fitness, no, no, no, I understand. The way we think of it, but like, are they fit enough to be with you? It's like a numb fitness dick fitness thing. No, no, no. The way we think of it, but like, are they fit enough to be with you? And I'm fitness dick in that pussy, you know what I mean? But like, I know, but no, I know, I heard it. I didn't make it up, but. You know what I'm saying?

Like you gotta have a mechanism that weeds out the men that aren't up to snuff in whatever way the woman sees fit, right? So unsexual. If a woman likes to be courted or romanced or whatever, like you gotta weed out the guys that are just like gonna sit on the couch with their hand in their pants and Netflix and chill.

I get that and that's fine and that's not being a ho. I just don't like when, to me it's like when a woman's like, I don't care if a guy makes money at all. It's like, come on. If you, the guy say that and you do care, that is shit. I completely agree with you. Completely agree.

Yeah. Yeah. Anybody, yeah. If a woman's like, I don't care about these things, but they actually do and enact that in their life, then yeah, they're pieces of shit. Oh. Yeah.

But that's not an argument I was even making. No, I know. I'm just saying. So what I'm trying to do, actually, is say that this woman isn't necessarily doing anything wrong just because she likes to be whatever she likes to be when she's taken out on a date. You know what I'm saying?

It's not like she falls into some category that's bad just because she has the taste that she has. Yeah, I don't know. I wonder why she thinks that guys think she's a hoe. That's what we don't know. That's what I'm trying to like fill in the blank for. But yeah, who knows? That's why I wanted you-

It's just fucking, the camera pulls out and she's just- That's why I wanted you to define it because I wanted to understand what she might've meant. But I don't know. I don't know exactly what I said, but a version of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I've said that to you before and you're like, women go out with men just to eat?

That was the specific thing that I didn't understand. I don't know any women that are like, yeah, I just want a meal. I'm gonna try to get a guy to take me out to eat. It's like, dude, that's so, here's why it's hard for me to understand. That is so the opposite of the way I think. If all I wanna do is eat, the last thing,

the very last thing I'm gonna do is think, hmm, what woman can I get to come with me to do that? Because they want, it's not that they just wanna eat, dude. It's that they want the experience and they have no intention of making you a partner. And that happens, And that's shitty. Yeah, again, this is something I cannot access. It's hard for me to even.

But a guy version of that is, Yeah, I just wanna fuck. I'm just trying to fuck her. Yeah, right, right. And I'm making her think that I want her to be my girlfriend. Right, right, right, right. And that's shitty too. Yeah, sure, yeah.

And look, and I've done it plenty. And so, no, I don't, I don't, I don't. Ah, you know? I don't, I don't. Well, there you have it, folks. Yeah. This is an you have it folks. Yeah. This is an ad from BetterHelp. This holiday season,

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Hi. Just had a question. I'm just gonna get down to it. I am a surrogate mother, so I carry babies for other parents with their genetics. Interesting. This is so cool. Anyway, and I'm seeing this one guy

who their mom doesn't really believe in it. But she's kinda trying to be supportive, which is appreciated of course. But it was a fight to get there. And so anytime I say, hey, like, I think I'm pregnant finally with one of the parents, or for one of the parents, she says the right words, but doesn't, it doesn't feel nice, almost.

Like, wow, congrats. Like, hope it goes well. I'll definitely pray for you. Oh boy. Like, can't wait. And then in the background will be like, why don't you just get pregnant with my son? Oh, okay.

So, yeah. How should I approach this? Or when she asks me, hey, are you pregnant yet? Do I tell her? Or do I tell her like, never again? Or like, what do I do? Well, she'll figure it out. What do I do?

Well, what's interesting is I never actually thought about a surrogate as a profession. No, I have. As having a boyfriend. Oh yeah. I never even thought of that. Which is- Yeah, just like everybody else, right?

Yeah, crazy. Wild. That is wild. I mean, you're, wow, dude. That is wild. Like if Kristen just was holding another baby and it was another man's baby and another woman's baby. Yeah, right.

That is just, whoa, dude. So high. I never thought of that. I can't believe I've never thought of that. Because I think of great stuff. And that's up there. What do you think? About what you're saying?

Yeah. Before we get into- It raises, yeah, it's hard to even think all the way through what that would be like. It would be hard for me to accept, I think. On what? The physical thing? She's just always got a baby in her

and it's like in the way and shit? Yeah, it's the other guy's sperm and the other woman's egg is in her. She it's like in the way. Yeah, it's the other guy's sperm and other woman's egg is in her. She got all plumped up, not from me. She got all plumped up, not from me. It would be weird for sure. Just like all of the things you go through with a partner

when they're pregnant, it's like you'd be going through them, but for no benefit whatsoever to you as a couple or you alone either. I wonder, yeah. It's all, but I don't know. She obviously definitely gets paid a lot, right? Yeah. Has to.

Yeah, I would imagine that that's the reason why you do it. But I don't know. I mean, I guess some women like being pregnant. Yeah, there are some. I'm sure she does too, but it's like, it happens to coincide with a lifestyle and a profession But I don't know. I mean, I guess some women like being pregnant. Yeah, there are some. I'm sure she does too. But it's like it happens to coincide with a lifestyle and a profession where she can make a good living.

All right, so what does she do with her? I think as long as she's saying the right words, just plow ahead. Act like she's fine with it. Sometimes that's hard, though. It is. But you can't call someone out on something if they're actually. It's out on something if they're actually

it's hard to tell if they're trying or just like Really gritting their teeth and just bearing through it. But like at the end of the day this woman this mother is Trying to understand and be supportive because she's saying the right things Yeah, and that is probably hard for her because she, but to see it as, oh, fuck this bitch, why is it hard for her? What I think it should be instead, if possible, in your mind is, it's hard for her, it just is, and she's trying. Making it up.

Yeah, true, a reframe. Yeah. If you will. What the fuck, dude? Yeah, dude, it's how I roll. Why? Why would you want them to do that? So compactness.

But you still have to be careful when you hold them in shit. Oh, that's so weird. You know what? That's so something that would be created in 2002 and not sell that well. And we can still kind of make it. It was in the 80s. These are original Ray-Bans from the kind of make it. It was in the 80s.

These are original Ray Bands from the wayfarers from the 80s. Whoa. Remember Don Henley sings about these. Remember these? My glasses fold up into smaller pieces. Fucking, this is the 80s. Michael McDonald.

Wayfarers on baby. I put it in my pocket. I could put it in my shirt pocket. No one knows. It kind of doesn't make sense. Still gotta be careful the way I move around. You know? The case, too, is like a square.

Oh, that's a case for them is a square. And the case is a square. I think I might have it in my bag. Brr, brr, brr, brr. Fucking r- Uh, folder. It- it's not even paper, but you can fold it.

Brr, brr, brr. Don Anley. The absolute worst song in history. Well, I mean. What do you think? What do you think about the submission? Transformers sunglasses. You know?

Um, what? What do you think about the advice you'd give her? You look good in that shirt. Thanks man. Wear it more. You don't want to answer about it at all? It suits you. Where's the shirt from? It's Russell Athletic. Russell, is it vintage? Yeah. What else do you got? I'll tell you what, Chris forgot what the video is. Oh no, no, no, I don't. No, no way. She wants to know about the surrogate and the mother-in-law?

I would normally say yes, but he's genuinely interested in this whole thing, so he didn't forget. I am, I'm gonna be honest. You found it. What did I find? You found the way you should look. Ha ha ha ha.

Well, thank you. I mean, I like that you like what I'm wearing, thanks. And that's, it's an interesting feeling for me because it's not pissing me off. It's making me feel good. Well, it should, man. This is a good development for me, you know, in your eyes. And you should be happy for me, not pissed.

Do you have other shirts like that? Yeah, I have one other, but it's like thicker. It's more like a sweatshirt. This is more like a shirt. I don't know if I'd like that. It's too bad that's not new. You could get that in a bunch of different colors. I'm sure I could find it.

Well, it's old, it's vintage. They wash differently and sometimes it might be smaller or bigger, depending on how many times I washed it. Faded and shit, but I mean, the color, the fit. I don't know, it's nice, dude. Thanks, man. I agree with you, though, about the lady just kind of, I mean, you know, look, she's trying, and it's a reframe.

Yeah, why add another problem in your life, right? Why add another confrontation if you don't have to? It's convenient to be on good terms with your boyfriend's mom. If she's trying, you should try. Maybe both of you won't be like perfectly happy, but it's better than being totally at odds. What do you think I look best in?

That jacket that you have that's similar to the one I was wearing today that I just took off. What did you wear? Oh, the thick denim one that you like, the Stussy one? Yeah. Is that Stussy? Well, I wouldn't say it is if it wasn't. That's interesting how much clothing brands rebrand.

I know, Stussy got cool again. Yeah. Stussy Stussy, whatever the fuck. Remember No Fear? Stussy. Yeah, bro. Oh, dude, No Fear. Anthony, do you know who No Fear is?

Of course, yeah. You do? Oh yeah, he owns so much of it. Dude, fucking, the clock is ticking. You got eight seconds left. You're down by five Fucking you're against Michael Jordan. No fear. I hated those fucking shirts, dude Did there were there a lot with writing on it like that? I don't remember that You're caught in Afghanistan in a cave. Oh my god, I think Osama bin Laden is near you. Oh shit, dude

You have no weapons, no fear. No joke, that would be unbelievable. People would, that would be so popular if that's what it said on the shirt for real. No fear. Exactly word for word. Oh my God, Osama Bin Laden might be in the cave. Uh-oh, you pulled off the condom and you checked it

and it looked like maybe there was a hole, but she said she's on the pill. Do you believe her? No fear. You should reach, are they still a company? I'm looking it up. Yeah. Cause you should reach out to be-

I'm gonna make sure we're gonna sell it in the store. I hate no fear because, dude, hey, fear. Hey, it's good. Fear's good, you know? I hate the sentiment of no fear. I absolutely hate it because, hey, save your life sometimes. We need no fear.

Hey dude, let's go into that crocodile's mouth for no reason. Why? Why I've got no fear. Chomp, whoops, there go my legs. Well, I guess that's how I live. I'm not scared about it. Hey dude.

Life wouldn't work without fear. Yeah, life would end so prematurely Life wouldn't work without fear. Yeah. Yeah. Life would end so prematurely all the time with no fear. Yeah. But there's a tipping point where fear gets in the way. You know what? That's what it should be. It shouldn't be no fear.

It should be fear. There is a tipping point at which it gets in the way. The really rolls off the tongue, the clothing line. So no fear is still something. It's still in business. Yeah. That's wild. They sold. no, they went bankrupt in 2011 and sold to a UK retailer. No fear. No fear in it. They changed themselves to No Fear In It LLC. And I'm like, where'd that fear go? That's what it is now. Oh, lawn, fresh out of fear. Oh, lawn, fresh out of

fear. That's what it is. Oh, lawn, fresh out of fear. So wait, what is the website then? It's just, oh, it's still no fear. Oh, no, it's breakfast. Oh, you we don't eat eggs for breakfast. What what the bloody hell? Oh, Lord a second. What is it? No fair. Fresh out of fresh out of fear. What the hell it's raining again. Was it goes teeth crooked? Oh lord a second Fresh out affair So hacky So hacky Eat eggs for breakfast

All we do is eat tomato and beans for breakfast With an egg With no eggs Oh lord a second Fresh out affair Tanked up Two eggs, oh lord a second, fresh out of fear. Tanked up, I tanked up. What?

I tanked up, no dude, a puffy jacket, this is a puffy jacket, isn't it? Because it's always fucking raining and whatnot. What the fuck? Oh lord a second, fresh out of fear. Hold on a second. With the eyes like this. You know what's another thing British people always say?

And teeth. And crooked teeth. Is what's all this? What's all this? Yeah. What's all this now, innit? Yeah. No fresh out affair.

Dude, dude, dude. That's definitely the title of the episode. What's all this, innit? What's all this, innit? What the hell? We got beans and a tomato, and where the fucking bloody eggs? God damn, I wish we could have more than just beans and a tomato for breakfast.

Oh Lord, a second. What's all this now? Fresh out of fair. Holy shit, dude. Holy shit. Look at that artist's name. Dej Loaf. Dej Loaf was the shit. Oh, you know what that is? I's name. Dej Loaf. Dej Loaf was the shit.

Oh, you know what that is? I don't know Dej Loaf. I scream the culture. Poetry. I mean fucking poetry. That's Dej Loaf, that Asian guy. He does cancer commercials. What's up, Dej Loaf?

Cancer culture? Radiation. Skip it, obviously. Just skip it, obviously. Ah, hit skip. That's Dej Love? She was like one of the first, I believe, well, out rappers.

Out? Oh, she's gay. I believe. She's L? She's L plus? She's L plus. She subscribes to L plus. Oh, Lorne in a second?

What? A fresh out affair? This is gonna get good. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna get dinged. Oh, fuck, I hate that shit. It's gonna get dinged, isn't it? Why don't people want their product in the- it's like only good for them. Oh, it's money. It's money, dude. Is it ever not money? Capitalism, hey, talk to me, baby.

Capitalism. Is this cool? You ruined it. Okay, that's what I was asking. Did I? No, no, no, that's not good, yeah. You should never wear a chain with like any kind of mock turtleneck thing.

Otherwise you're Scott Baio. Or you're- Oh, Scott Baio? I wanna be Scott Baio. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, worse. You're the guy from Party of Five- Oh, Scott Baio, I wanna be Scott Baio. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, put his shirt on without putting a fucking chain over it. And I want you to understand something even further.

If he's had a mock turtle, he doesn't even think, he actually thinks that part of a mock turtle neck is wearing the chain over it. Scott Wolf also definitely has been in several fist fights with his dad. How much does he have, the kind of breath that makes you actually go, oh my, how is he married? Like that kind of shit.

Dude, I would cast Scott Wolfe. Yeah. For the bad breath Chronicles. Dude, how about double dragging the movie, dude? Sick, who's the other one besides him? Yeah, you know For the bad breath conicals Double drag in the movie dude sick. Who's the other one besides him? It was him and who was it? Probably some guy who died of HIV, you know, oh that I was marked a scott. Let's go scoffs. Oh, who's oh that guy Listen Milano was in it Robert Patrick was in it. Yeah, they thought that was gonna be big Well, it wasn't everybody nothing ever is gonna be big if a guy's like this on the cover. Yeah, that's very true.

Unless you're super Jean-Claude Van Damme, you know. Remember double team with Van Damme and Dennis Rodman? I watched it recently. Shocked at how almost good it was. Because you love movies. Like I just said, see, you said it's almost good, and I guarantee you it's fucking abhorrent. It's abysmal, but it's like, it's just really close to good. Okay, let's do another one

I'm Courtney from Salt Lake. Um, my ex asked me to grab something out of his backpack one time He said it was in the main pocket Said no the main pocket not the big pocket. So he calls it main and big pocket, not front, not back. Oh, that's crazy. Big pocket, small pocket. See what I'm saying? I'm 27 days sober. Good for you.

And my ex did pass away a few months ago and a big part of healing has just been talking about it. And the pocket situation haunts me. All right, I would love to see your reaction. Love you, come back. Aw. So now I'm a little thrown. So she's talking about the guy.

Yeah, the guy that died. That died, wow. He did it with the main, that's interesting. That's a way to leave her on a cliffhanger, you know what I mean? Did he? I'm sorry that that happened. Wait, is the order of events something she's describing?

He died after the pocket thing? I don't think that has anything to do with it. No. Okay, yeah, I thought so. No, yeah. She's making fun of him. And then he had to talk about something else. Posthumously, so that she can feel better about it and it's helping her cope.

That's rough, dude. Yeah, that is rough. I'm sorry you went through that, and I'm happy you're sober. That's great, 27 days, she said? Yeah. That's great. That's great. 27 days she said. Yeah, that's great. That's hilarious. The main pocket would be the big one. There's no version of events where the main pocket and the big pocket are two different things. And here's the thing, if you think that, even if you believe that, you don't say that to someone else,

assuming that they think that the main pocket is the small one in the front. Correct. That's it. That is it. And I'm sorry to speak in... Truth to power? No, in I guess defiance of a man who is dead, but that's not the- Speak ill of the- I'm not speaking ill of them, but I'm just, I don't even feel like I feel,

I don't feel comfortable making an alternate point, but- Dead people can be wrong. Ratings. Yeah, no, I know that. I know that dude, right? Okay. So, but yeah, no, that is crazy. That is wild, bro. I wonder if that is, but that dude, right? Okay. So, but yeah, no, that is crazy. That is wild, bro.

I wonder if that is, but that is the bag? You know what, probably, he probably saw it on like directions for a bag once, like in 1989, and it was like a Jansport jacket. And like the main pocket is different than the big pocket. You just stuck with it, you know? It's really wild. You gotta imagine the kind of person

that would have come up with that labeling system on their own. So yeah, you're saying it was like handed to him from another source and he just kept it in his mind? Yeah, there's no way he made that up himself. What I wanna know if she was here, I would ask her, when you called him out on that and pointed out that that's a crazy thing to do was he like no or was he like oh god you're right I guess that is stupid

because the kind of person that says no that's the right way to say it that is truly crazy. That's hilarious that you thought before we started talking about that he was like hey grab some out of the main pocket. And she's like, the main pocket, this is the big pocket. He said, no, that's the one on the front. And she says, what do you mean? And he goes, oh.

Yeah, right, right, right. That's what I thought first. Oh, they didn't go too far with that. But, uh. No, you're good. Yeah. Yeah, that's really funny though. That's really funny.

I think that that like, also. It's something me and our family, we would argue about for years and years. Years and years and years and years. And Uncle Vinny would say it. Uncle Vinny and he'd be like, here's why it's the main pocket. Because you put the things you need mainly in this pocket.

Right. Right. You know, you don't put, if you have keys, where do you put them? That's what he would be like. If you have your wallet, where do you put it? If you have money, where do you put that? If you have a wallet, where do you put them? That's what he would be like. If you have your wallet, where do you put it? If you have money, where do you put that? If you have a wallet, where do you put that?

You put that in here, those are mainly the things you need. This is the main pocket. That's how Uncle Vinny would say it. And you'd be like, dude, no. Right. Do you mainly need loose-sleeve paper? He'd say. Right, yeah.

No, right? That's so something he would do. I'm getting mad at him just thinking about something and he didn't even do it. Yeah, right, yeah, but yeah, he's proven himself to be such a specific way you can know the kind of thing you would do and therefore get really mad at him

even though he didn't do it. Somebody hit up our Uncle Vinny and show him that part. Yeah, thanks. Anyway, so we don't have to call him. Yeah, I'll explain. I take issue with what you said on Lifeline, he would call us. Pretty good, yeah.

Do you know? You were incorrect. Do you want to know why you were incorrect? This is what he would say. You're like, why Uncle Vinny? Because I never said that. Right? Congratulations on being sober though.

It's gotta be extra hard considering the whole situation. Man, I mean, who knows? Maybe that's why she got sober, but still. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Either way though, it's hard. You think it was the main pocket backpack armistice that got her sober? That'd be amazing. it was the main pocket backpack conversation that got her sober?

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Hey man, Chris. Big fan. How's it cooking, Joe? I need advice on how to handle a guy I work with. So I'm a foreman for an electrical company and I work on a job site and one of the guys that I work with every time he talks to me his mouth is completely wide open. Like I'm talking like, like wow. Wider than that. The dog. Wider than that and I don't know how to tell him hey dude, please shut your mouth while you're talking to me

because I can't look at it. You also can't do that. Because the entire time he's looking at me, all I'm imagining is a guy behind me like throwing popcorn into his mouth or like intrusive thoughts of, what if I just stick my fingers in your mouth while you're talking?

My dick, I would get it. You need to close your mouth while you're talking to somebody. I don't know how to broach the subject. If you guys can help me out. That's so weird. I appreciate it. Okay, so when he's talking, he's not when he's listening. That's weirder. He talks. Here's the thing about talking. You can only open your mouth as far as the words. The words will allow you to continue to be able to say the words and you can only open your mouth so far and still say the words. Yeah he's like the opposite

of a ventriloquist really. Right also when you have your mouth open it's usually when you're like being an idiot and listening you're just like ahhh. What if you found out that he's talking about a crocodile? I don't even- He's an alligator. How do you have your mouth extremely open, right? When you're talking, how does that even work? What if it's like you do, and it's just like a recording? It's just his mouth opens and then- Hi, how are you? Right, right.

I think that's so weird. Me in that situation, 100% asks him what's going on. Yeah, me too. There is not 99%, there is 100%. Yeah, you don't tell him to stop doing it or comment on what it's like when he does it. You just say like, hey, what's up with, and then proceed to say what the thing is.

I gotta ask you about this, man, because it's nuts to me. How is your mouth open all the time? So hard when you're talking, don't you just open it enough to say the words? I pass it to you. I mean, that's, that's insane. I don't even know. We need this guy to send a friend.

He needs the meta glasses. Right. Yeah. Yeah. He needs the meta glasses. Send him your pair. However he can record it, we need him to send in an example. I need to see this. Yeah.

Cause is it like one of these guys, that's like a gay guy that does it like that? Or is it just- I think you would have specified if that was the case. I don't even know. I don't even know if that's what that kind of guy does though. Like, think about it. Oh my God, like, uh.

But even that wouldn't be it though, right? Like, well, he literally went like this. You gotta say B words. He literally went like this. What do you think he's like, I just parked the car. He's not like that. That's what he indicated.

That's what I mean though, you can't say parked because you're not, like, what are we looking at? Exactly. Just like that, Charlie Brown's teacher. What are we looking at, dude? I realize I've been watching peanuts. We need a video, but in the meantime, ask him, you know what you should say?

I've never seen this before. Where did you develop that, or something like that? That's not like, hey man, what the fuck are you doing? But more like, from fascination. Sometimes it backfires, I gotta say something. I have a buddy who, he eats weird. And- A lot of people eat weird though.

So how so? No, no, no, no, no, no. He, it's like he, it's like he, this is weird bro. And it's kind of gross, but it's like, you know, the in between your lip and your teeth, there's no food there ever, right? Because it's always, he uses that area for also having food there.

Like it's mouthwash? Like it's dip. Yeah, dip, that's what I first thought of. And I'm like, and I noticed it. Wow. And then I mentioned it to another one of our friends once. And he was like, I know. And he laughed like, you're right.

Right, right, right. Like he didn't know, but I did the thinking for him. You know? And then I realized I didn't say it to the guy yet and I felt bad because I said it to my friend. I didn't want to like talk behind his back. Even though it's not really a thing to talk behind his back. So the next time I saw the guy and ate with him,

I said, oh, you eat weird, huh? Just straight up like that. And he goes, what? He hadn't thought about it? No, and I was like, yeah, you you eat weird huh? Just straight up like that. And he goes, what? He hadn't thought about it? No and I was like, yeah you fucking eat weird man you put food in the front of your teeth. So confrontational you know? How do you even do it? You know? What do you say? I don't even remember it was so long ago. Oh okay. He's such a great guy and then on text like a year ago, I also was like, yeah, because what would you know?

You fucking eat weird. And then he was like, what do you mean I fucking eat weird? I think he forgot. And I was like, all right. Well. Does he still eat like that? I haven't eaten with him in a long time. You should get together, have a meal.

See if he still doesn't. I'm gonna text him after this. Do you still eat weird? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what? I'll do it right now. Yeah, let us see what he says on the show. In the meantime, let's start a new one. Hi Matt, hi Chris.

My name is Elena. I'm here with Miss Abuela. She is my hospice foster dog. What a good person you are. I've had her since January. They said she probably wasn't gonna make it 10 weeks. Whoa. Here we are it 10 weeks. Whoa. Here we are in late November.

Whoa. And she has to get put down today. Aw, fuck. She is very sick, not doing well, and it's the time. Yeah. But my question is about pet laws and how you guys have coped in the past. Usually I just, when another,

one of my foster dogs gets adopted, I just help another dog, get a new dog right away. But I don't know if I should do that this time or if there's like more to grieve, if I should be kind of sitting in that grief longer. Because that's her dog. Or if I should just help another dog right away. Oh, she's just saying okay.

I am gonna miss her terribly. She has been such a good friend. She's so affectionate. Wow, that's a cute dog. And I just wanted to hear what you guys had to say. And any advice would be very much appreciated. Thanks guys. So I just put my dog down.

That is a really cute dog. She does this hospice care for dogs. And when she got that dog in January, they said she probably won't last 10 weeks and then it lasted almost the whole year. So she's more stuck to it. But she's saying with this dog she's grown attached. Yeah yeah exactly. How do you deal with pet loss basically? Well I just am dealing with it actually. I mean so yeah you know my is that a new submission or one you've been saving? She said no, she said late November. Oh wow. Brand new.

Yeah, he's been saving. He's like, I'll wait till Butters dies. No, but I say Butters passed away. He says, oh great, I got an awesome submission. So yeah, it's weird, right? Because, well, I have had, I had four dogs, you know, I got three now, but it's weird because when you have four dogs, it's different than having one

dog. I think it's totally different, right? Like we have one dog, that's your dog. If you have four, you just kind of got like a pack. Um, and as, as we were saying, as I was saying earlier, before this episode, when you have kids, You just kind of got like a pack. And as we were saying, as I was saying earlier before this episode, when you have kids, to me it's like dogs become less of a thing for me, right?

Cause I have two kids now and I'm like, okay, yeah, I love my dogs, but it's just like, I don't even, I don't even, I don't, when I get home, I'm not like, hey buddy. I'm like, where are the kids? It's just totally different now. And so, but Butters was with me for 13 years. And even though it became a thing in the last five years where I was fully focused on my kids,

or at least Calvin when I first had him, you know, and then Billy, I was fully focused on my kids, or at least Calvin, when I first had him, you know, and then Billy. I was like, I wonder if that will make it less hard, because Butter, you know, and I brought him in and put him down because he needed to be. And I cried while it happened, which I didn't think it would be that hard. And then I went immediately and did a set at the Laugh Factory compartmentalization,

got home and I was like, I think it's actually okay. The next day though was, I want to obviously brutal, but it was like, I felt fucked up and like I cried, I broke down, I had had, it came in waves. And then the next day too, it was weird. So that's how it was for me. You know, if I had one dog and no kids,

I think it'd be way different, dude. Yeah, well yeah. Way different. You know, because there's still like mental stuff that I'm going through where I'm like, shit, how do I talk about this with Calvin? Billy's too young, but like, does Calvin even notice? We have four dogs, now we have three, does he even notice?

He never really, he never cuddles with the dogs, you know, Billy does, he's one of those guys, but yeah. So it's just, it's tough, but you know, I know people say don't get another dog immediately, but I don't know if I agree with that. It's not like breaking up and going into a relationship the next day, and even that's okay. Really.

I had to put my eldest dog down a few years ago. Yeah. Best dog I ever had for sure. I was kind of shocked at how not fucked up I was after he put her down, but it was because there was so much lead up time. She was sick, dying for so long that it was like, this is definitely the right thing,

which sounds like you can take stock in the fact that your dog is ready to go too. And despite it being hard, you know, us being broken up about it helps to remember that's just us. And it's not like we're, we shouldn't get wrapped up in like, oh, we're ending this dog's life, it's poor dog.

It's like, no, the dog had a spectacular time with you. You showed it like a beautiful final year on earth. And like, you know, it's just about once the dog is gone, grieving its loss, adjusting. But yeah, I agree about getting a new dog or not. You'll know, in fact, if you're listening to this right now, watching this right now, you'll know now if it's a good time or not.

Like before you do it, you have no idea what it's gonna be like. And then afterwards things, clarity comes rather quickly, I think. And here's another thing too, cause you know how Jerrica was so close to Butters. Yeah. She was like a wreck.

And, you know, she was like, I don't, I'm never, I mean, it's my dog, but she took care of him a lot. And so she was like, I'm never getting another, I'm never getting, I'm never getting a dog. Because this hurts so bad. I don't know how people get dogs.

It's not technically her dog. So she's like, I don't know how, I would never, I will never get a dog. She's like, when Sam passes, that's it for me. Like I won't get another dog. And I was like, really? And she was like, yeah, it's just so painful. And I was like, that's wild.

And she was like, I just, she actually said something like I wish I never even got close to Butters, which is, you know, you know, that's a normal thing to probably think a little bit. Yeah, totally. And so, but I said to her, I was like, yeah, but that doesn't really make too much sense because Butters still would have been born and lived and died. And just because you weren't in the light, his life doesn't mean like

you made his life so awesome. So, you know, So it's worth it. And she was like, yeah, except for the pain. And I'm like, yeah, but like, dude, but like Butters had a great life. Extremely, yeah. Yeah, so it's like, yeah, it's sad, but you did your duty in a way, you know?

And Butters did duty on my couch. Many of them, yeah. No, it's just, it's hard. And a lot of different ideas go through your head, but you really won't know what it's like until a few weeks have passed, a week at least. I don't, by the way, that is a job, dude. I don't know how.

I know. Do you work at hospice? Or like these vets, like in the, you're putting dogs down every other night? I know. It's like, I don't know how they, I don't, there's something so innocent about a fucking little puppy dog, you know?

Yeah, well they don't know, it's deeply upsetting. It's like, I almost understand what it might be like being a cop, seeing a dead body more than, as long as you're not dealing with, you know, as long as they're all like adults. You know, I know obviously sometimes you're harrowing shit, but like a little dog has no idea. Like what's, like they, it's just, it's so fucked up.

It's such a fucked up thing. Yeah. I mean, I've been in the room held on to several dogs as they've been put down. I didn't do that. Yeah, really? I thought you said. No, I hugged Jer and. She was holding the dog. No, no, the dog was just on the thing

and I think Jer may have put a ring on him. But I couldn't even really look at him. I mean, I felt so sad. And I didn't know really look at him. I mean, I felt so sad. And I didn't know if looking at him was the right thing to do. I didn't know if he needed that. And I was like, at least I'm in the room with him. That's probably what he needs.

He feels comfortable with me in here. I don't know, should I have looked at him? What do you do? What do you do? What did you do? I held Billy and then Lenny and Bradley I just like had, I think my hand was holding their paw and they were just looking at me and I was just looking at them and like giving them, I was just like,

I want to look at them like I always look at them so that they're not like, you know, anything but feeling safe and regular. But then their eyes stop focusing. Right. You know, it's not like they look right at you and then you, this is like their eyes draw. Well also, they first put them to sleep.

Right. But their eyes are still open. Right, well they're just like, they're just, they're very, very sedated. Okay. And then they very slowly just stop. Oh, fuck. You know? Yeah.

It's a pretty good way to go if you think about it. Oh, well yeah, I mean it's big. To see people that love you and... No, of course if you think about it. Oh, well, yeah. I mean, it's big. People that love you. Yeah. No, of course. You think about from the dog's perspective, it's like people don't want to die alone.

If you can afford it, it's so much better to have them come to you, the people that do it. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. Because then they don't have to get fucking freaked out. No dog likes the vet. What kid likes the doctor's office?

It's way better to have a doctor come to you if you can do that. We were there, we brought them in and we were like, what do we do? And they're like, Well, that's different if something is an emergency. They were like, you could try to take him home and I can maybe make him comfortable,

give him sedative for like eight hours, but you'll probably have to either come back or get it done at home. And I was just like, let's just do it. I guess we just do it now. What the fuck is eight hours? I think we made the right choice. Because what's eight hours, but then also,

I don't know, man. Like, I don't know. He seemed like he was in so much fucking pain. Well then you made the right decision, of course. There's no reason for a dog to be in longer pain when the end, no matter what, is death. What the fuck are we talking about here? It's just like, that's completely an us thing.

But if life is, the definition of life is to figure out a way through the suffering, then you're doing that anyway. No, no, no, no. Life is not just, the end all be all isn't getting through suffering. Not if the suffering is never ever ever going to end, in fact only going to get worse.

And no matter what you do to stop the suffering, prolong the life, thus prolong the suffering. If no matter what you do, death is inevitable. There's honor in moving death up. The reason I think people freak out about it is because it scares them because they think they might have to do it one day to either themselves or someone they love and that is scary.

But like at the end of the day, it's for the other thing, not for us. It also reminds you of all of the bittersweet times you've had with them and what you've endured. Yeah. You know? That made me emotional. Yeah.

Thinking of the fucking little apartment I had with Butters. Yeah. Yeah, it was like that was Billy. It was a piss on the curtains. And then the little heart-shaped shit that he did on Valentine's Day. For real? It was cute. I don't know if it was on Valentine's Day, but I that he did on Valentine's Day. It was cute. I don't know if it was on Valentine's Day,

but I always posted it on Valentine's Day. And then, I've been through four fucking houses with him. Four or five relationships, you know what I mean? Yeah, dogs see a lot, pets see a lot. He's seen countless women. Brogan. You know what I mean? Just beautiful.

Didn't he? Oh, he's a dad? Yeah, yeah. So one time I was with the girl I was seeing him. Yeah, he's not an incel, straight up. I used to call him an incel. And he's the opposite of an incel, he's a fucking father. I was with a girl and she came over and we were hanging out

and it was so weird, man. I must have been 20 something, but, well no, I guess I was 30 something. Because, and then so, when I had, I had sex, we had sex and then we stopped and then we looked and Butters was stuck in her dog. Oh, that's what happened? Oh my God. And he was like this.

Oh my God. What's happening? And they said, and then we looked it up and it was like, oh. It happens when you. That happens, it's almost certain that they'll get pregnant. Oh my God. And he had, he sired like two or three.

The fucking Butters goes on, yeah. Yeah, the genealogy lives on. The progeny, whatever they call it. Progeny, progeny. Progeny, you know? That's a good place to end it. Yeah. Okay, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

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