Lifeline - 148. Crazy, Scary, Spooky, Hilarious

Episode Date: February 16, 2025

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Yeah. Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's mostly to make them sound like I'm really like, like engage with them. I just like, are you serious? That's mostly, that's not good to have like new, constant new things, you know, although. We'll see through the show how it feels.

Okay, what about the, that was like the one guy from that one reality show where the old man was trying to find a significant other, not the Golden Bachelor, but he kept on saying, what did he keep saying? What show is that? He kept on saying something like, that's so interesting. And he was just like, I'm just gonna say that to the girl.

And he did it the whole time and she just kept talking. And he was like, that's so interesting. And it was so weird and funny. It wasn't that so interesting, something like that though. Something like what you're doing. Yeah, but he somewhat- He stole it from you? Well, yes, but kind of had sounds like he maybe had like a malicious intent to make her look stupid. Uh-uh. Uh, I don't know. Either way, if he did, maybe he did, maybe he didn't, but if he did, I do not. That's not what it is. What I'm doing is a critically important social experiment. Okay, continue.

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Baby did it. Don't remember. Dustin Hoffman, he kept going, baby did it, baby did it. And they didn't know what he was saying. Well, baby did it. And then they slowed it down and he was saying, big boy did it. Oh, interesting.

That was the end of the movie. Baby did it, baby did it. Anyway, yeah, I'm gonna be in Spokane, go to my tour. I'm gonna be in Spokane, Dubuque, Iowa, Peoria, Appleton, Wisconsin, Ontario, California, Torrance, California, Amarillo, Lubbock, Texas, Portland, Oregon, Cranston, Rhode Island, anyway. ChrisLeah.com. Are you serious?

Yeah, see, that was good. So, but I got a lot of, I'm actually really, I got a good stuff, dude. Not good English. I got good stuff, I'm actually really, I got a good stuff, dude. Not good English. I got good stuff. I'm excited to be doing stand up. I mean, I always love doing it. But right now, Nicholas Cage. But right now, just snorted a whole bump of coke.

But right now I'm having a great time and on stage and that's just awesome. And I'm just like, mustard. Whoa, dude, but what happened? That's in the Kendrick song. Okay, everybody's talking about Kendrick, huh? But yeah, so he goes, well, I don't know if it's him. It might be the mustard guy, DJ Mustard. Mustard. Mustard, that's if like, I'm at a restaurant and they forgot,

I said bring all the condiments and they forgot and they brought ketchup, mayonnaise, Tabasco and they didn't bring mustard three times, I guess they've been back three times. That's what you're saying? Yeah. You're saying mustard? Yeah. Interesting.

And then, and then at the end of the one guy and the featured guy who's featured in it goes crazy, hilarious, stupid, spooky, or whatever the fuck. I mean, the, that part is, is wild. Crazy, hilarious, stupid, spooky, crazy, ridiculous, amazing, fucked up. So crazy and unbelievable, stupid, spooky. That's all he did. The rapper, a rapper came on the album. Lefty Gunn play. For how long?

As long as it takes to say crazy, hilarious, stupid, stupid. That's not long at all. Crazy, hilarious, goofy, stupid. That's not long at all. Crazy, hilarious, goofy, silly. I don't even know what it is, but that's what he says. And anyway, between that and the mustard is crazy. That's crazy. So that's what music is now. And when I was, and I, dude, let me tell you something.

I'm a big, I'm a Kendrick fan now, okay? And I, now I'm going back and listening to him because I was never really a fan. But I'm like, all right, I gotta listen to him. I listened to him, you know? And I really listened to him, you know? And it's good, but dad, when we were younger, used to be like, I don't understand the stuff you listen to.

And I was like, really? You know, I mean, I thought that I was a f***ing MC Hammer and shit. Oh, don't swear, believe those up. And he was like yeah you're gonna see when you're older and you have kids the music's gonna be like this. Yeah yeah yeah. And I remember him saying this in the kitchen and I was like no and it the music is already that. Yeah music is what whatever dad did in that moment. Yeah it's already that so I'm just like that that's crazy, hilarious, stupid, spooky.

Crazy, spooky, stupid, hilarious. Is Kendrick the biggest rapper in the world? No. No? No. Drake is. Drapes is. Drapes is cool.

Drapes, dude. All right. Tell the story about Drapes. There's not really a story about Drapes. But I just called him Drapes. I don't know. No, no, no, no, somebody didn't hear you or something. I was like, what's that Drapes?

Wasn't it at a club or something or a bar? Dude, if that, Marco, we need help here. I wasn't there. I don't know. Shaggy. No, I think it was me. I think it was me. Heard you say Drapes had a bar.

Wasn't me. I think it was me listening to, or having not listened to rap for so long, and trying to rattle off names of rappers I had heard of. And instead of Drake, I said Drapes. And he thought it was the funniest thing in the world. Who, him? Yes.

I thought you were at a place, and somebody was like, what's that? What'd you say, Drapes and he thought it was the funniest thing in the world. Who him? Yes. I thought you were at a place and somebody was like, what's that? What'd you say? Drapes? And he thought he said Drapes. And whatever. Anyway, who cares? Either way, it's funny.

Either way, it's funny. It's not Drapes. Anyway, Drake is probably the biggest rapper, I would say. Really? And it is funny because. Then what do people mean when they say he's not coming back from this? He's still the biggest rapper in the world?

I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, give anything time. Yeah, I just... I don't know. I mean, look, there's hip-hop battles that end careers, but I don't know if this will be one of them. Yeah, I mean... Weird, yeah. You know? Isn't it also where the drapes was

like on that Canadian TV show he was just like a Disney kid or Canadian version yeah to grassy yeah yeah what how are you hard that your hard card is gone Neil degrasse Tyson Neil degrasse Tyson well yeah I mean hard card is revoked that's why people don't that's why people who don't like Drake don't like Drake these are like he's a fraud well that why people don't that's why people who don't like Drake don't like Drake. They're like he's a fraud. Well that's a good reason. That's not hard. But it's just music though. Yeah I mean of course but isn't he I've don't really familiar with the Drapes musicography but like. No a lot of it is love songs. Oh is it? Like sex yeah. Oh. There are like don't fuck fuck with me, I'll kill you stuff.

But- Okay, see. For the most part. Yeah, yeah, but that's music. I mean, Biggie didn't have actual cockroaches in his cereal or whatever he rapped about, you know? He didn't? I'm just making a point, but like- Okay, you don't know he didn't.

Either way, I'm just like, mustard! Crazy guy. Crazy, hilarious, stupid, stupid. So anyway. I have absolutely no frame of reference for what you mean. Crazy, hilarious, stupid, stupid. So anyway. I have no frame of reference for what you are doing. The new Kendrick album is really good. And he was half time show.

Yes, he was half time show. So he's big, big as hell. Yeah, he's big. But Kendrick is a critically amazing rapper that people love and adore. And it's hard. And, and, uh, and so what happened is though, now he, he got the halftime show. He's not big like that, but Jay Z is helping the NFL. So Jay Z is like, we can get Kendrick.

So Kendrick, at least as far as I understand it, Kendrick has this really big song, finally. I mean, he's had really big songs, but this one is like, it's called Not Like Us. Okay. I mean, he's had really big songs, but this one is just, Drake has had a lot of songs this big. Kendrick has finally got a song this big.

Got it. Um, and, and it's about Drake and he's on the, he sang it at the, uh, football, at the halftime show. He did? It's pretty silly. Whoa. Was Drapes at the game? Drapes was not at the game, dude.

Holding one camera on Drapespes just trying to hold back tears But I would say what is that video of drapes Freestyling and like not being able to is that like how much do we take that to heart? Shouldn't any good rapper be able to be like that's a good question should they be able to be bad day? On their worst day shouldn't the best rapper in the world be able to be like cut some shit off and just be like All right, here we go. I Would say yes, but it freestyling is different than rapping and also sure a lot of people are freestyling Stuff that they already wrote so you can't really

Well, of course. Yeah, of course not me though when I do it. I mean I dude I When I freestyle people, yeah, there's no wind in the room, but there's no like airplanes nearby. There's no fans. I'm like people's hair is just like The the way I'm freestyling that the energy in the room on so much coke no honestly dude I thought coke physicists should should come by and on On so much coke. No, honestly dude. On so much coke. Physicists should come by and watch the first one because they got to figure out how this happens.

On did so many of those, took so many of those packet pills at the, like the gas stations that are energy pills took so many of them. But yeah. Bald people like grow a little bit of hair and their hair is just like. Whoa, whoa, really?

It's just nuts. It's just crazy. Get Lawrence, get Lawrence Krauss in here figure it out. Who's that? Some guy who actually got cancelled. Some some scientist who wears really bad hats and has really bad pockmark skin but he's really he's a really good uh uh telling me about a dream and there's a really good... Telling me about a dream. And he's a really good, god damn, what's the word, ambassador. Science is so, so hard and math is so hard. You need someone, some people to be able to communicate it to regular people without regular people having to be brilliant as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's really good at that. I guess you call that an ambassador or something like that. I'm an ambassador of humor. Yeah, you are. OK, well, I mean, made it real. Like Neil deGrasse Tyson. Made it real.

I, anyway, yeah, so I think that I don't know who that is, but that's fine. Well, now you do. Forget his name already. Lawrence Krauss. Lawrence Fishburne. Lawrence Krauss. Lawrence Krauss. Lawrence Fishburne. Lawrence Krauss, Lawrence Krauss, Lawrence Krauss, Lawrence Krauss, Lawrence Krauss.

A Kendrick Lamar song. OK. He sounds great. I mean, he sounds like a rapper I would like. Somebody goes, Mustard! And then some of that, I said, Lawrence Krauss. Five times we're talking. We're all talking over each other.

And I think, technically, I was going first. I think technically I was going first. I technically think I was going first, but it's interesting that we're both doing it the same way. Great. Dude, how much would that happen? What we just did would be in a Paul Rudd movie and I'd be like, fuck this stupid movie. Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen would be doing that in a movie and you'd be like, I fucking hate this movie.

We did a good job. It's so... Well, because it wasn't written. Hating Paul Rudd. I don't hate Paul Rudd is so simple It's a simple thing. I don't hate Paul Rudd. I don't really think I did either I do either I think I did at a time. Yeah when I was like when he was in like every comedy Yeah, well, Judd Apatow movie to me pod Put up at that movies are just not good, ever, funny.

No, who am I talking about? Paul Rudd is fine. I don't think he's very funny, though. He's fine in stuff. But it's so weird when he's in something like Anchorman to me. That's his deal. He's that guy now, yeah. He looks good in the new movie, Friendship.

That movie looks fucking hilarious that's coming out. You know what's crazy about Paul Rudd? Paul Rudd has been in shit for, I know. Since he came out of his mom. It's nuts. It's just like Paul Rudd is in a movie that was shot in 1952.

I know, black and white. Yeah. Hello. He's always like that. Yeah, and like, What are we going to do? Should I? That's Paul Rudd and he's four.

Yeah, yeah. He looks older though to do? She died. That's Paul Rudd and he's he's four. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, he looks older though. So he plays right? Oh No Please what is Mary going to do when she finds out? That's what he does in there in 1952. All right All right. Well, we want to do submissions or what? Yeah, why not? The movie friendship looks so funny though. Okay, cool Yeah, what's up guys? Holly here from England Both of you. Thank you. So I started dating this new girl recently and she's really cool She's really sweet. But when we got down to it doing the old, you know horizontal mambo thing

she has a serious bush situation and Yeah, I kind of threw me off a little bit I want to bring it up to her maybe so we can change it, but I don't want to hurt her feelings. I wondered how you guys would approach that. So yeah, I hope you guys can help me out. Lots of love. Good quest. Here's the deal. It's very British to have a big Bush. It's very British and it's also crazy, hilarious, stupid, spooky, but I will say that's a great, that's fine, that's actually a good first

problem to have because... Yeah, she's not gonna get mad buddy. You can, you can, well it depends how he brings it up. Well sure, obviously. It's too bushy bitch! Yeah, if he's fucking ass at about it, yeah, if he is a true dick about it, then of course you will get upset. Here it is, I need cheese to get through this. Fucking change it. And the moon walks away, she'd be so pissed, you know? So I think that-

Got any of them big, what do you call them? The big, the for gardening, go any? I'll own, I need a fucking lawn mower. What? Need them, need them for your, for, for your for giner, for your for giner. The worst English accent, dude. For your for giner. For giner.

Yeah. I, oh, oh, oh, what's all this? What the hell is this? Look at this. I need someone to fucking mow it. Dude, one time first time because first time he sees her naked he does that. Yeah. She's just like, I have to leave. No, yeah, you gotta go to the fucking barbers or that's what you gotta

go to. Sitting in a chair upside down so he could fucking trim your twat. Dude. Uh, dude, what if he just was down there and he honestly for real said, crazy, hilarious, stupid, spooky. Man, stop with this, all right? That would be fucking crazy. No, she'd make him stop and then it would be over. That'd be so too weird.

First time going down on a girl? Going down on a girl's jungle? So I guess what I'm saying is, it's a good first problem to have because you can test out how you guys deal with conflict with a thing that is preferable to you another way and You can work it out if you can't work that out. You're not gonna be able to work out that might be The and

It's not that good, but it's like the best thing Chris has ever said. Wow, so Dick couldn't give it to me. Ha ha ha! No, but that's a very, very well put point and true. And I also think, just to put it in full context, it's... He was maybe doing this, or maybe... I couldn't tell because it was so short and you know, he's being very straight-facing.

By the way, thanks for being short. What? He killed it with this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying it's hard to gather information about him, but it's like some guys act like women having a lot of hair around their vagina is like some oversight having a lot of hair around their vagina is like some oversight by the woman. Oh yeah. Like some like, no she doesn't know like, like how to, it's like oh dude oh oh she obviously made the choice to have that way. Yeah probably yeah. Yeah. She's not in Sino woman she fucking did it for

a reason either she likes it she's been with men who like it or both of those things. I was actually thinking about this the other day I was not thinking about that but I was thinking about somebody had a woman I saw online with her hair on hair under armpits and my instinct was to be like, ew, gross. You know? And then I was like, that's crazy, because it's natural. It's crazy to be gross. And I've been conditioned to think it's gross.

It's totally crazy. But I actually feel like, ew. And isn't that, now we're getting somewhere that's legitimately interesting. You know it's fucking ridiculous to go, ew. And yet, when you see it, you can't... It's pre-thought. Yeah.

It's the lizard brain part of your brain. Yes. You go, you just... It's disgust and it just triggers. You just... That's what you do. I mean, I was... It's interesting.

I was... I was going to tell two stories. So one time I was in Vegas and I was having, I was, I, I met this woman and we went up to her room and I was like kissing her and stuff. And her friend was in the other bed. So she was like, you know, I was like fucking 23 or something. And she was like, Hey, let's, I can't do it here. Like, you know, my boyfriend, your friend is my friends right? She says, Let's go in the bathroom. So we went in the bathroom. And I started like, we started like taking our clothes off. And I took off her,

you know, bottom part, her pants. And that she had a little bit of hair. And I'm not fucking around. I can't even believe it, but it's true. She had a stick figure with a mowing thing on the top of her tattoo. That is... That kind of commitment is... Dude, and I go like this. This is true. This is true. I'm telling you this is true. I know you didn't make it up.

No, I know, but maybe people will think that. But I go like this. I saw it and I go, I can't do this. And I didn't do it. Well, sure. Yeah, some things change your mind and that's how it goes. Stick figure lawn mowers, landscapers. So yeah.

And then another time, that's a different story than this, but another time years ago, I was with someone that in the middle of having sex, I realized she had full on armpit hair. And I did not know that. You didn't know that? Nope. Crazy, hilarious, stupid, spooky.

How did that affect the rest of the sex? For about two seconds I go, uh oh, and then I go, it's all right. Yeah, cool, very cool. Um brrr. Sounds like you got over it pretty fast. Uh oh, and then I go, it's all right. Yeah, cool. Very cool. Brrr. Sounds like you got over it pretty fast. Um, I'm good at compartmentalizing.

Oh, so you were still in that moment disgusted by it. You just like put it out of your mind. Yeah. Oh, so that's not really getting over it. Yeah, I don't subscribe fully in any way to the thing where it's like women have to shave well anything I guess. Yeah, yeah. I don't... Because of the thing you pointed out. It's just such a clear conditioning thing and I'm not down with just like unthinking conditioning shit. Like some, literally some guy at a company was like,

well what if we made up a thing where women were sexy and clean for their men by shaving their armpits. That's crazy. And then other men were like tons of smoke in the room. They're like, oh that's interesting. And Paul Rudd was there. Okay, let's figure that out. Okay, okay. Paul Rudd was there back then. Let there try to make some artwork for that sexy women lifting up their

arms and oh this is great okay yeah they're gonna love this and they send it up and it's like you suddenly got razors for females crazy hilarious then suddenly city women are shaving their armpits for theirs and guys who are definitely fucking other women before they come home from work, who are also shaving their vaginas and armpits. In the beginning it had to be a weird thing though. And so on. Yeah, it was a weird thing in the sense of, oh you're so cosmopolitan because that's how they sold it. Oh it hurts to be that smart. You're high end, like you're a smart cultured person. It hurts to be smart. It hurts to be this smart. Yeah, it doesn't hurt to be smart.

It hurts my brain. Then you're stupid. If it hurts to be smart, you're stupid. Crazy, hilarious, spooky, stupid. Stop it. OK. Want to do next one? That was the last one.

No, I don't. What is it that he says? Crazy, stupid, hilarious, spooky. If we figure it out, will you stop? He says, crazy, scary, hilarious, spooky. If we figure it out, will you stop? He says, Okay. Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious. Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious. Okay, are we done now?

What would that be? Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious. Like a magic mountain ride? No, because spooky is not that. Well, on Halloween. So six flags on Halloween. It's like a movie would be like that. Dude, maybe he's a movie critic. Maybe Leonard Malton wrote his rap.

Maybe he's- I saw Leonard Malton last night. Last night? Yep. In your dreams? Nope. Where were you? Captain America premiere.

You were at the Captain America premiere. I was. And Leonard Malton was there. Yes And he's still Standing he's got a cane. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've seen him. I saw him semi recently and I was like that dude is Not long for this world. Well, he's only 74 He's only 74. Well, he must have been sick then because he got some shit where he got fucked up. If your name's Leonard, you're going to catch something early.

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I have a question for you, but I feel like I know your answer already. So let me know. I sliced off the tip of two of my fingers yesterday refurbishing some furniture. Now this is my first time refurbishing furniture. I thought it'd be a cute new little hobby to have. Okay. And within the first hour that happens. Jeez. Okay. And then so I went back today to continue the project.

Yeah. You don't quit. And I just felt like, oh, this isn't for me. Like, why am I doing this? I'm obviously not good at this. Like, karma fucking got me. Like, I just feel discouraged, but I feel like you're going to say no.

Like if you want to do it, do it. But like. I know exactly what I'm gonna say. Is there more? I know exactly what I'm gonna say. I know exactly what I'm gonna say. Cut off there. Okay, good.

I wish there were more women like this. I wish some women would just, with their ideas, just go, you know what, it's actually not for me. I married someone who's so good at that shit. Kristen is amazing. She's crazy, beautiful, hilarious, you know, amazing. But like, she does all these projects and she kills it, okay? I've been with other, you know, women in my past

where they're just like, I don't know what it is, but guys are like this too, but women will just be like, let's fix up an old car. And you're like, what? And then they'll spend like five hours looking at shit on YouTube and then fix up an old car. And you're like, what? And then they'll spend like five hours looking at shit on YouTube and then just never get the car. And it's like, this is this is just something that you realized.

You know what? Not for me. And that's fine. And that's good. What do you mean? You think men do that? Men? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they do do that. But I'm saying women get a lot of ideas though. Okay. Men will get an idea and run with it. Women will get an idea and not totally, you know, try it. And at least she tried it and she's- This woman absolutely tried it.

Yeah. She got the scars to prove it. I'm saying, so she tried it and she's like, you know what, it's not for me. But if she says, you know what, it's not for me because she cut her fingers that's wrong. That's not a reason why it's not for you. I don't know. That's just an accident and yeah you can overcome the physical way you do it to not cut yourself. If you feel like it's not for you because you didn't enjoy it

then listen to that part absolutely. Yeah. But don't quit just because you cut two of your fingers dude like that's not... Cut more fingers. Dude I was in the bed the other night did I ever did I say this and um I was in the bed the other night and Kristen was in the bed earlier doing zoom right and I get in the bed to go to sleep and and there's like stuff like, you know, in my head, I guess I just vaguely thought it was chips, you know, you know, how there's like stuff in there, like food or something. Okay. Yeah. I go to brush it out.

Oh no. And I can't, I can't, it's like not stuck, but like, it's like hard. Really stale chips. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm like, all right. And I start doing it hard. You don't look, you don't just...

No, because the lights were out. Okay. Okay. So I go the last time, I mean, searing pain. Searing pain. To where I go, you know the kind of pain where immediately you go, oh, before the where I go, you know the kind of pain where immediately you go,

oh, before the pain you go, oh well that's, this is actually not, this is not possible. This is so interesting, but this isn't pain. What has happened that I didn't know about that isn't this? Did I get shot in the head? Do you know what I'm saying? Like that kind of pain. And then quickly you realize, oh, it's just that little thing. Yeah. Well, hopefully. I look and there is a fingernail or toenail. Oh, no.

In the tip of my... Like I'm Wolverine. Like I'm like an embryonic Wolverine like not enough small marine yeah and just a little fucking things coming out and I look at it and I go and I cannot believe the pain okay and I take it out and I throw it away I turn the lights on so what the fuck is this you know turn the lights off go to bed the next morning I wake up and it is like fucking obviously infected. Infected? Yeah, but it's like bumped up and I'm like, oh what the fuck? And it's still all fucked. You see it? Yeah, what was this? This was weeks

ago. The fucking bed. So I asked Kristen later that the day, I was like, did you clip your nails or something? When you were zooming in, she was like, yeah. And then put them on a rock that is unmovable? What the fuck kind of person goes through what you go through and you don't ask the question of why was it so goddamn fucking big and heavy? I couldn't even move it. It was her, she was clipping nails.

And then what was, okay but why? The fingernail went into my, I'm sorry. I understand, all those parts. Okay, I'm sorry. You said there's a part that you're pushing that's not moving and they're not going, it's not going. Oh, oh, oh, because the nails were dug into the sheet. Do you understand now?

Oh, geez, that's just such bad luck on your part. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like the angle or something. I was like, come on, dude. And man, it hurt once, I was like, ah. And then the other time I go like this, I go, oh shit, I'll just die. Dude, I couldn't, you ever get, that's how much it hurt.

It hurt so much that I go, oh, maybe I'll just die. Yeah, yeah, I know that shit, for sure. Anyway, so that's my story about that. But uh, anyway Yet, I mean just I I'm a big fan of outsourcing shit, you know It's like you know, unless you're gonna have fulfillment or fun doing it. Don't do it That's or if you have to because of money, you know monetary reason. Yeah Exactly. If it's a make a living situation, if it relieves stress, if it's good for your mind,

if it's in a hobby sense, you know, if it brings you joy in some way, keep doing it. Yeah. Even though you just started, you don't know those things, I'm sure you have a sense, despite the two sliced fingers. But the two sliced fingers themselves need, in terms of should you give it up, they can't be considered. They're a red herring.

Don't mistake it for anything else. This shit doesn't matter, okay? It's about whether you enjoyed it or did not enjoy it. Now, come back to us with many, many items and let us pick which one we want. Alright, next one. Hey Matt and Chris, it's the love and life girl, Sabrina. I helped you guys figure out where love and life is from,

if you remember me or not. I'm here with my sister Carmella guys We love you guys. You're awesome. Absolutely and we want to settle something that we saw well that she showed me on the internet I'm not on social media. I don't do that. So she tells me that there's a thing going around the viral everywhere Look it up that Ed McMahon Was never the spokesperson for Publishers' Clearinghouse. What? I'm 42 years old.

I've gotten to this point in my life thinking that Ed McMahon was at some point the spokesperson for Publishers' Clearinghouse. So now he's going around the internet saying, no, the Mandela Effect. It never happened. So help us settle this. Did you think the same thing? Are we crazy? Is the internet fucking wrong?

Or is the internet trying to erase this as a social experiment? Wow, interesting. A lot of people think they are. A lot of videos out there. Oh yeah? Saying absolutely not. We'll die on this. We'll die on this hill.

He was, he did. Putting all these cultural references, TV, everything where he's referenced with the publishing house. What is going on? Help us. I have no memory of that. Love you guys, thanks.

Thank you, love you both. I get Mandela effect obviously, but I don't have any memory of that. Anthony, look, it's gonna be a tough one. I'll be patient. I have it. Okay, look, it's gonna be a tough one. I'll be patient. I have it. Okay, thanks. Smash them.

The confusion here is that he was the spokesperson and the guy who went door to door with prizes for a different company called American Family Publishers. He was, okay. He was the spokesperson for that. Yes. That's why. There we we go. I don't even know. They're saying they remember seeing footage of Edmund Mann bringing big checks to houses. I guess so. Yeah, with the prize patrol. Yeah, right.

Publishers clearinghouse and it just it's a simple mix up. Yeah. Yeah. So that's where the truth is. That is where the truth lies. I remember I remember that. I remember him doing that now that I think about it. Yeah, but not necessarily with the publishers clearinghouse. No. You just remember him doing it. I just remember him doing that, yeah. Now I remember, yes.

Same, I began to remember like a, I remember like a full minute before you did. I mean, you could probably count it. You're watching, you probably saw me being like, ah yes, now I understand. And then Chris finally about a minute later was like, oh, I get it, okay, I get it, I get it, I get it. So you do the math.

Here's what it is. All right. Hey Chris and Matt, my name's Edward from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Big fan Chris, saw you about 6-7 years ago at Club Regent, Kayla Show. Matt, thanks for having me on the private record to discuss what happened to my son Monty and I. It was very helpful and it would be a great place for him to learn the details when he's

older. My question for today is, my son Monty is about 7 and a half, this little guy right here, he's in grade 2, he's dealing with some bullies and we're just looking for some spin moves or some jokes He can use to get out of any sticky situations at school You guys are awesome when I was in hospital for about ten days with the broken neck when everything was happening I watched you guys religiously when it came out my brother and I started to watch life line every week Keep up the good work Chris. I see you're coming back to Winnipeg I'm hoping to get some tickets for my brother and I

so we can come see you. Yeah. You wanna say anything, Monty? Bing, bing, bing, bing, go, go, go. We love you guys. Oh my god. Thank you. Is his neck still hurt?

It looks like he was moving gingerly. Bing, bong, boogie. Bing, bong, boogie. Bing, bong, bing, bong. You don't know. Booyah, booyah, and booyah. For you, Monty. What?

You don't know. What? If his neck still hurts, because it looked like he was moving a gen. He's all fucked up. Oh really? Fuck. I mean his, Well whatever, we don't need to get into a fight.

The craziest thing I've ever heard, I can't even, there's nothing. It was crazy, hilarious, stupid, spooky. So, Of those, only spooky. Okay, so, well, glad he's still with us. I don't know what happened, but, Especially the kid, the kid is who we're glad is still with us.

Oh, wow, okay. What's the- You know what? Tell him to email you. I'll get him tickets. Yeah, definitely. At Winnipeg. That's where he's going.

I should have his email, but yeah. Yeah, I'll get him tickets to come with him and his brother. Anyway, appreciate you, bro. Okay, so- His wife, moon chosen by proxy. Really? With that kid. Okay.

All right, well- And he had to, over years, slowly figure it out, like a detective. Okay, well, that kid looks adorable. That kid seems like he made it through- Bing bong, bing bong or whatever Matt says. And then some. So way to go, Monty. What was his question though?

What was his even question? How does Monty deal with bullies? Oh yeah. That's so, that's just, that's, you know, I think about this now because it hasn't happened yet, but you know, my son is five and he's, you know I think about this now because it hasn't happened yet, but you know my son is yeah live and he's you know gonna either either deal with being bullied or No bullies. He will not bully do it. I'll fucking make sure that but

And and you know Billy's still too, but Billy's gonna blow this shit. Well Billy house not you know Cal would never do that yeah, Billy looks like he that? You know, Cal would never do that, yeah. Billy looks like he might have that in him, but it's one of those things that just fucking sucks, dude. Like I dealt with bullies when I was younger. I was never a bully. And it sucks, man.

It can give you a thick skin, so some of it is, at least that's a positive. But if you're really dealing with really shit head bullies, I think the only, fuck, I'm trying to, it's really hard for me to even think about this. Cuz I start getting in my feelings about it cuz I can't imagine this happening to, that breaks my heart. But what's your kid do? Shit, man, I don't know. I think that if it's possible,

I know we're talking about youngsters here, and youngsters have a hard time grasping time. But if there's a way to connect in his mind the wires to make this make sense he'll be so well off and it's this it's in 10 no well how old he's 7 okay He's seven, okay, yeah. So in about 13 years, whoever's bullying you is going to either start to or already have begun to separate himself in a bad way, in a downward way from you and where you are and where you're going at that age, which is ascending. You're gonna be going up, out into the world,

and up into it. The bully, whoever it is, because no bully ever comes out of school and is like, ha ha, I've made it, and I'm on my way in the world. No, bullies are for a number of reasons. Some of them socioeconomic, some of them just literally biological,

but they're often dumb and they're not really cut out to be successful people in this world. The best times in a bully's life are when they're 10. Okay? That's just sad and for those reasons, like again, if you can distance it in the moment, this guy this guy fucking is gonna suck and his whole life is gonna suck and your life despite

this short blip of being bullied is gonna be often to space dude you might go to Mars you're a smart kid you might end up on the first spaceship to Mars so imagine if he does, then gets to Mars and the aliens are bullying him. Bully him? Yeah. Hey, look at this fucking piece of shit. Mank, mank, mank, mank, mank, mank, mank, mank, mank, mank. What a play board.

This kid, this, this, you're a play board. Mank, mank, mank, mank, mank, mank. That'll be an actual Twilight Zone episode. Yeah. A bully wants so badly to not be bullied. He takes a deal and says, yes, I'll go live on Mars. And I'll leave my family and friends here. I don't care.

I just want to stop being bullied here. I need to. I need to. And the old man would be like, OK, you said so. Just sign right here. You know? And he goes to Mars. And that's the end beat.

Look at the Raven Dorf What? Yeah, oh no fucking Twilight Zone ending That's exactly how it would go I'm not a Raven Dorf. He just pisses himself. Oh man The Raven Dorf shit it himself make Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, plea Bork. Will not be on the toilet zone.

Not that part. The Raven Dorf shit it himself, you know? Would be the title. So I think that you just go, you just, well, what does he do? I mean, as a dad, there's stuff, but like, what do you, what does the kid do? Bro, you rock. It doesn't, you know, you're on your way up, dude.

And these bullies have peaked. Yes. See ya bullies. Yeah, dude. See ya. Hey, bullies, check it out. See ya bullies. See ya. Hey bullies, check it out. See ya. And it's a good way to regain control

of the situation. When they're bullying you even sometimes physically, and it's just good to remember, keep in mind this guy's a fucking loser. Go like this, hey bully, look over your shoulder get real familiar with that area because that's where you're headed. What does that mean?

You're not moving forward. Move backward. Look over a bully. Come here for a second. I want you to do something. Stand right here. Look over your shoulder right there. Get real familiar with that area.

It's not even a good one. It's where you're headed. Not even a good like gotcha moment thing. And I don't want you to think, like if you do have to go over there eventually, that's the metaphor ends before that because I don't want you to think that you're moving forward you're moving backwards dude so uh raven dwarf all right um yeah so next one love you Monty so fellas

Need some advices so Going great looks like I'm turning 30 this year. So I already got I Don't know if you can see it. I got a hell of grace It runs in the family all good. I like it. Not really mad about it. You look good, but I have people commenting They gotta go. Mm-hmm. Hello grace. You're gonna do touch of gray. You're gonna try to do anything about it you look good but I have people commenting they gotta go mm-hmm hello grace you're gonna do touch of gray you're gonna try to do anything about it my response is always like fucking of course not mm-hmm the only scenario I would ever color my hair is if I'm 80 and I diet jet black so that's cool what do you guys think the full you guys are known gray? All good. We all go gray. Yeah, do you care?

is there gonna be a point where you do anything about it and If so Do you talk about it or do you try to hide it? Also? Where do you think is the best place to go gray first? It's all genetic obviously, but some people gray like on the sides first. And I think that looks pretty good. Like kinda not the top. You want like an even blend, I think that looks good too.

Some people get in like patches. You guys are, it seems like you're getting it in your beard first. Do you like that? Are you gonna shave it at some point if it gets fully gray? I don't like that. Let me know. I don't like how, a lot of people get it it gets fully gray? I don't like that. Let me know.

You don't like that? I don't like how a lot of people get in their beard first. I don't like that. I wish I'm fine with going gray. I want it to be happening all at the same time. I don't like that it only happens on my beard and only now finally only a little bit on my hair. That's what I don't like.

And what I've never done is dyed it at all in any fashion, especially to hide the grays. I don't care because I think it's kind of cool to have grays, I don't know. Hiding gray hair is just... I mean, if you're an actor and you're trying to get, you know, I get that. It's so crazy to me, man.

Why would you do that? You wanna seem younger. Let's go through this? You wanna seem younger. Let's go through this. You wanna seem younger, why? To look, hold on, to look better, why? I guess to maybe meet someone of the opposite sex who you might be attracted to and might be attracted to you

because hey, look at that guy. He's got no gray hair. And I love that. You meet, you have a few times, you go out a few times, one thing leads to another. You're horizontal, and by the next thing you know, she finds out that, whoa, wait, what? You dye your hair?

He says, no, not really. I just got a little gray on the sides, and it's going to be on top soon. But I'm not really my beard yet. The DeLia brothers, I don't know if you know who they are. They got it in like their beard I got it like on the sides and up top here and Yeah, I just I didn't want it. I don't know. I didn't like it looking like, you know gray So I just made it black. She'd be like

So you dye your hair and then she'd find out that way. Oh and and and you go that's not a good way Tricked you bitch. Good night And then she'd find out that way. Oh. And you go like this. That's not a good way. Tricked you, bitch. Good night. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Wait, you dye your hair? Ha.

Tricked you, bitch. Night! Bitch, you know? Just like so mean. Yep, at least it's even. It's even. If I don't do it, at least it's spread out evenly. Tricked you, bitch.

Night. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Snoring already asleep. Oh, put one over on you, huh? Yeah, fucking stupid bitch. Grrr. Ha ha ha ha. Gotcha, I already fucked you.

Just so rude. Was worried you'd find that out before I fucked you, but finally got it in. See ya, bitch. Grrr. Ha ha ha. Ha ha bitch! Ha ha ha! Dude! Dizzee!

Dizzee! See ya bitch! And then go to sleep in the same bed! Ha ha ha! Oh, fucking crying. Oh fuck man! Oh! Oh fuck man Fuck man

Shit dude if chris is here should be like Chris Fucking but I'm here dude. I'm here. I'm free and I can say what I want in lifeline Absolutely Mustard! Dude, fucking absolutely, absolutely fucking knows damn well that right now, Kristen is packing up the house, packing up the house, clearing everything out so the kids never have to go back and never have to see you again. Oh fuck dude. Oh shit. So I feel like what was it? Trim your bush. That was like three ago. I don't remember man. No this was what was this fuck what was it? Oh it's a guy with the gray. Oh the gray. Yeah fucking don't Die it Don't fucking die it Don't do it. Don't do it. Yeah, I just dude

I mean if you're an actor at least it makes sense. It's still bitch, but at least it makes sense Does it make does it make sense? sense okay I got two words for you Leslie Nielsen yeah but he's not gonna be playing a younger part although he's dead but yeah well I got two I got two more words for you Steve Martin and when Steve Martin was he always had gray hair he's fucking always gray and his 30s he was great but he never played but he never played a kid he never played a kidney never would he never could was what. He never played a kid and he never would and he never could. Is what I'm saying.

And you can. What 33 year old's gonna play a kid anyway? Bro, turn on anything. Besides Clifford. I'm talking about kid, kid? Yeah, well like, no, okay. 20 year olds aren't gray. If you're gonna play a 20 year old, that's not a kid.

But if you're gonna play a 20 year old, there are 29 year olds. But then this is what the casting the casting director and everybody says, well, dye your hair for the movie. But they're idiots though and they don't have the vision sometimes. You do it for me, vision? I got it, I actually have it oozing out of my ears. Really?

The doctor wants it. That's what that is. Then the doctor was like, you're in the arts, you're creative. And I was like, yeah. And he goes, do you go like this? Oh, thank God. Yeah, well, he was like, that's a relief because I was worried there for a second,

but then I know we're in LA and you look very attractive and a lot of people who are attracted get into the arts and artists. Anyway, let me get past that. That, coming out of your ears, it's excess vision that you have for things, for your art, for your pieces, for the world, for the masses who are gonna love it.

It's literally coming out of your ears. The most not worth it bed of all time. Well, it's a medical thing, so. Not worth it. If it happened to anyone else, I think it's worth it to them. Okay. Hey, they're not alone.

I'll show you the it to them. Okay. All right. They're not alone. I'll show you the next one. Hell yeah. Hey, Chris and Matt. Love the show. Always loved it. Shouts of congratulations. You know what I mean?

This is my issue. I have a pet peeve. They should not call it pet peeve, by the way. Stupid sounds like a stupid name. My pet peeve, and of course a bit of a device that I would like for this, is I boxed for eight years. Damn. I agree with that. That sounds stupid. My pet peeve, and of course a bit of advice that I would like for this, is I boxed for eight years.

There you go. I boxed for eight years, I do comedy now. Nice. And tell me why people who can't fight talk the most shit. Well, because that's what they have. People who can't fight talk the most. Yeah. Talk the most.

So much. People say they're funny and they're not. They the most. So much. People say they're funny and they're not. They're not funny at all. It's really hilarious to me. They're hell bent on talking about how funny they are. They even say it out loud. You know, it's like, you just be funny. Just be funny.

You don't have to tell me. Just be funny. Don't be goofy. Be funny. Just different it's different I I think it's the simple fact that that's what they have if people there's two things if you can't fight you got a lot of men have to show their Top dog with their words. So they do that.

The other thing is, if you know how to fight, you don't feel the need to talk shit because you know what you can do, right? But it is weird though that I would say most people who don't fight, who are most people, right? Just in general, most people don't do it don't do it and like they don't They probably aren't out there thinking I could kick I could kick anyone's ass

Like yeah, like I'm not yeah, I'm not either I guess but who are these who who is this weird? Subsection of men that are doing this because they do do it. I know yeah There are people that are what that whole thing is this Cause they do do it, I know. Yeah, there are people that are, that whole thing online where people talk about like, I just see red bro. Like there are those guys that are like, I don't need to, when I see red dude, I'm gonna, I'll kill everyone on my path.

It's like, no bro. Yeah. You won't, you work at Kaiser Permanente behind a desk. Right. It's all good, relax. Yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. desk. It's all good. Relax. You know? You would be gassed in three seconds.

Right? So, and matter of fact, you won't even see red. Everything will look normal. You'll just be so tired and gassed. I mean, red, your own blood will be coming down your forehead. And the next day you'll be at Kaiser Permanente behind the desk like all sore. Yeah. Luckily you're already at Kaiser so you know. Exactly. So yeah, that's why though. Those are the two reasons why I think.

But yeah, good on you for, it sounds like he's doing both. He's doing, he's started comedy and boxing. I think he was a fighter. It sounded like he stopped boxing to do- He said he'd been boxing for eight years. Just be funny, was he talking about, if you're talking shit, be funny? And then it's okay?

Okay, that's what I thought. All right, cool. Yeah, that's whatever. Good luck to you and your comedy. And that's a good thing to get into after like, you don't want to be boxing for too much longer. I mean, I don't know how old you are, but yeah, that's not just not something you can do for so long. Right.

I was thinking about this yesterday. Like Tom Brady, you know, he's retired and he but now he's an analyst and talks on, you know, an announcer or whatever. And he has interesting things to say about that, but if you're an athlete, you're at your best very early in your life. I mean, just that's how it is. I mean, if you're good, if you're,

I mean, you're at your best when you're 20 something, you know, and typically, typically, yeah. Almost always. I mean, you're at your best when you're 20 something. And typically, yeah, almost always. So that honestly has to fucking suck for athletes. Like I stand up, you just get better and better and better until you're too old and your mind goes away. But you just get better and better and better and better. The only thing that you could get is out of touch.

Yeah. But you work on that or that's a, that's definitely something you can control. But as an athlete, you cannot control that. The muscle mass deteriorates, you fucking get slower, you get injured more. It's crazy, hilarious, stupid, spooky. There are obviously a handful of exceptions to this rule, goes without saying. Up into a point, but not after 45, no way. After 45, not after 45.

I mean, what's the late, there's nobody who's a better athlete when they're 45 than when they were 30. Yeah, that's probably true. Yeah, that's the pro yeah, that's probably true. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. So up into a point. So up into a certain point in an age up into a certain. Yeah, all I'm saying is most people are completely unable to perform at the tippy top level to play professionally by age 40 and that's being generous.

Oh yeah. There are some players who literally play until they're 45 but and they play at that level and they're still good and they're at their best. No, but that's not the question. They're still performing right the highest possible level and they're at a high level themselves. Wow, he played when he was 52, that guy played hockey? Oh my God. Gordie Howe. Gordie Howe. That dude's a legend for sure.

52, bro. That's nuts, yeah. Albert Beakles, you know. They're gonna be a bunch of Negro leagues. Bodybuilding's a little different. Yeah, because you're not getting. Who's this motherfucker? Pierre Lugy, is he Italian?

Basketball. 54? Yeah, but Italian, imagine the Italian basketball league, how much it fucking sucks. They take breaks every four minutes. They smoke. Every four minutes to have an espresso and a cigarette. They smoke during the fucking game, they're just like,

you're not gonna pass it over here You you you you get this smoke on my face Go up to satchel page again, please. You just had him. There he is. Is there a blurb written about him? 59 dude famous. There's a famous quote of his about age Really? Oh fucking of course, just lazy ass. Yeah, whatever. Oh wait Us Just lazy ass whatever. Wait. Nevermind, okay. Yeah, 60 year old boxer. Yeah, but you're not good, you know?

So that's crazy. Yeah, there should be some list about like who stayed good. Paul, 54, 64, martial arts. What? Jesus Christ. Just died immediately. Oh, what's that 72? Who's that?

Darts, okay, that can count. Does not even come close to counting. Cricket, 72, Indian. Indians don't fuck around. They get old and they don't give a fuck. South African, what do you play? Golf. Golf, doesn't really.

You can do that when you're old. I mean, still impressive, but look at this. Egyptian football. Oh, oh, oh, soccer. Okay. So that maybe counts. Um, just Egyptian football dude is hilarious. Crazy, hilarious, stupid.

Snooker? What is it? Um, looks like some kind of pool game, right? Bowling doesn't count. See? What's this one? Auto racing. Make the list shorter. The auto racing I would buy because you got to be really, really competent. No, no, no. You're going way too fast. Okay. 111 years old. You mean to tell me this most people was 111 race racing people on track? old, track and field. 111 racing people on track. Oh, there he is. He must have been running so bitch by that point.

Read the thing about him. He died that year. Yeah, no shit. Held the record for the oldest professional athlete ever in the world when he participated in the Polish veterans championship on this date in Poland. At the time he ran the the 100 meters in 34 seconds. I

Mean not bad 14 feet Mean look 111 you stole the shop at 14 feet. That's pretty damn fucking impressive Okay, well, not quite deflect if he was 40, okay. Just two guys over 100 just battling it out. Yeah, fucking what the fuck that's 14 feet and 13 feet. But there are baseball players like Nolan Ryan.

Yeah, yeah. Jamie Moyer did it. Early 40s though. Yeah, early mid 40s, yeah. Is basically the, remember Julio Franco? Hit until he was 50. Whoa, that's crazy. The real 50-50 club.

This is so nuts, dude. Ichiro played until he was really old too, right? Like 44 or something. He's one of the best ever. I think that that's amazing. Which thing? Well, okay, I'm 44. And yeah, I mean, working out.

Well, I don't know, maybe it's harder than it used to be, but like, I- That's it, sorry. I don't, okay, age is, it's just what Satchel Page said. Uh, age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind it, don't matter. Got it. Um, I don't like quotes like that. So, um, but if, uh, if you're like, I feel like, like if I got into a street fight right now, I thought that that's to me, that's the, like the litmus test. Like if you feel like test. If you feel like you can handle yourself,

whether you can or not doesn't matter. If you feel like you can, matters. In what way? And I feel like I can, because it's a mentality. It really is a mentality. You see old men and they're walking around like that. Like you know they know they can't handle themselves.

And there's some 55 year olds that can't and some that could. But it's just, slowing down is a weird way to put it, but I do feel like... You know, I was laying on the couch the other day, I got up and I was like, Oh fuck! You know? And that, I guess that didn't used to happen as much. Yeah, that happens to me all the fucking time now. Yeah. I don't know what that is, like I gotta stretch more? What the fuck, man?

I stretch but like... Yeah, no, I think it's just your body's been around for a long time, you're like, I'll fuck this. Your body goes like this, come on, bro. Yeah, don't do that shit again. No, no, we're not doing it. Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna pull it.

Told you. I pulled it for him. Pull it for him so he sits down. Yeah. Should we, before we go find like, YouTube, like, the earliest Paul Rudd performances? He was in Clueless. I know, but he was even before that, dude.

No, I know. Bro, you think Clueless is early Paul Rudd? You got another thing fucking coming, dude. Okay, well. Like what, Frick's in? I don't even know. What's he in? I don't know.

Let's find out. What's Paul? I mean, I feel like I should Google it. Google it first, yeah. That fucking thing, Hot W wings, hot ones, whatever. Just trillions of views, you know? That's nuts. It's just a weird world.

Wow. The Curse of Michael Myers. Oh, he was in that? He was in the first feature of Halloween 6. Wow. When was it made? Yeah, find out. 95, okay.

So I mean, that was right around the time that What's It Came Out came out, Clueless. Clueless was either the following year or one after that, wow. I mean, the way you said that. Why? I didn't know. Well, I'm being the shit, so. Well, my bad.

You didn't keep that in mind when I said it. Okay, I got it. Got it now. Yeah, do this. Look at his fucking career, bro. All right. Jamie's Secret. Clueless was after that by,

oh, it says it's before that here. Right? Where? It's the same year. Oh, same year. Okay. So Wild Oats... What a bunch of shitty titles, you know? The Size of Watermelons. And then he started to pop off right here. 96.

And then he had kind of had a slow period. And then he was kind of had a slow period and then he was in like some... What an interesting... Isn't that interesting? Scroll up, Paul Rudd. Tennis anyone, is that that Kirk Fox movie? I think Kirk Fox did that.

Is it? Yeah. Isn't Paul his buddy? Oh, I don't know, all his buddy oh I don't know I guess so I don't know anyway all right cool well there you go go get tickets at crystal the other com over there and there's 50 plus episodes of lifeline luxury so go to patreon.com thank you yee-haw Matt delia comm slash pitch ona.com, what am I doing? Pitch on.com slash MattDalea. It's free for now.

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