Lifeline - 151. Tony Throbbins

Episode Date: March 9, 2025

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You know what I'm saying? Bull tanking, bull cranking and tanking? Yeah, bull cranking and bull tanking around, yeah. And and tanking you said yep yeah all right I did do that didn't all right well there you go then but because sometimes we say it we assume everybody knows what it's yeah different thing it's not it's I understand that I'm talking about by describing it with by bull tanking and bull cranking it's not gonna help anything and thank you very much the interesting things I wasn't done yet.

Which is most interesting thing about that is that you always do that. Now, let's talk about that. Why do you always start talking in the middle of me talking to say a correction when I'm clearly not done yet? Because who in the hell will be their last their last word be both tanking Honestly you I wouldn't end a sentence bull tanking. Hey, this shows bull cranking bull tanking. Yes, you would no That's I wouldn't if I'm trying to prom that is nuts if I'm trying to promote something dude

How about you while the people comment would Matt end a descendants with bull cranking bull tanking. Yeah, absolutely, please you know uncreative, dude That is dude Anybody who does understand the genius of even just those two exams stuff like that But even those two I don't think we're together. What does where I did it? Oh, I thought you did What's wrong with your ears, dude? Okay, you do it and then when I don't do it you say don't swear an absolutely crazy guy I'd say mm-hmm to it. That's bull cranking. You got a bleep out bull cranking bull tanking by the way, really? Dude I'm about to plug my own patreon because it's got all my no man buckle up stuff No, but it's I'm gonna say something that is

It's folded up ready. It's folded up in a question about to you. Okay Do you ever? watch your own stuff and Die laughing. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh my god. I have never really done that until yeah I did I did a lot like a lot like a Impromptu live stream after the Oscars, uh-huh And I will I that with those with those test ones because we're testing them out before we run the new show I watched them and I was I just watched one part dude that I was just like, oh bro. I was laughing so hard

I was like, this is so crazy. I'm sitting there by myself and I'm laughing so hard at what I'm doing, that is so insane. Cause it's so fun. No, I mean, it's not gonna, you know, I don't wanna ruin it but it's. I do that all the time. And I do that all the time.

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No, and then he even wrote in the sound, tch tch. He actually said that. And then he signed it with that big ass signature thing that he does. He actually said that. Yeah, no, it's in the bill. And he wrote, chuk big ass signature thing that he does. He actually said that? Yeah. No, it's in the bill. And he wrote, chook-a-chook. Yeah, he did.

I mean, it's in the bill. OK. I mean, I'm not going to read the bill, so I'll just take your word for it, because you don't lie. Yeah, no. I'm not going to lie this early in the show. No, no, no. Yeah, I'm definitely going to still be sick, though.

Oh, well, you're still sick, yeah. But you feel a little better. But it's weird that you're sick for so long. So stop being sick. The weird part is I listened listened because I was watching that. I was like, I can't believe how different I sound. Yeah, yeah. I sound so sick.

Yeah. And bad. Yeah. And I was on all this like, Sudafed, you know, it was just like, I was having some fun though, dude. Sometimes you just sit there long enough in front of a microphone, talking to people you've never seen in your life.

Oh, oh, I'm doing your thing. With the chat and you're just like, this is so fun. Oh really? Yeah dude. Oh that's funny. I'm loving it, I'm loving life. I'm on. I'm loving life, I'm loving life.

Thanks for letting me finish, go ahead. Yeah, no problem man, you know. I do Twitch and I have it all set up, and I keep thinking I got to go on Twitch and do stuff, but I just would rather be with my kids. Do you know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, I totally get that. So I'm like, and then at night, that's

the only time where I can just not think about anything. So I turn on a movie that is bad or good or whatever I want really, you know? And so it's tough to get on Twitch. I do it at night. And are you only on Twitch? Well, what do you do? When you blast it out, you do Twitch.

You're a Twitch guy. Yeah. Cool. I don't know anything about anything. So I'm just asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, me personally, because this is the way I do things, I'm on every single platform. But we're different guys, you know?

Oh, yeah. That's not bragging. You sound like you're bragging. No, no, it's not bragging. I'm saying I'm on every single, I'm on Twitch, obviously. I'm on Kick, obviously. I'm on YouTube, obviously. I'm on IG.

Obviously. Remember Phil Henry? Yeah, of course. When he would go, when he would play the lady character and when people would talk, call in. He was an old radio show host. He still does it, but he's so funny. He still does it?

Yeah, on like, you know, podcasts and stuff. He's great. I've done his thing. He had a podcast, I did it. What? Yeah, where he was the woman that I'm talking about. He's great. I've done, I've, you know, I've done his thing. He had a podcast. I did it. What? Yeah. Where he was the woman that I'm talking about. He was the woman. It was Bobby Dooley's podcast. And he, so when the person calls in, he, he, as the woman, he just will,

he never stops going, dude. And it's so funny, dude. He's so funny, man-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Dude, and it's so funny, dude. He's so funny, man. Anyway. I can't believe he still does it. Yeah, he's so great. I hope he never stops. He's the kind of guy that you'll listen to for two months

and then you just won't, and then in a year, you'll listen to it again in two months, you'll just run through it. It's so funny. Phil Henry. He's an absolute, true, blue, die-in-the-wold genius. He's an absolute true blue dieting-able genius. He's a treasure. It is unbelievable what he does.

I don't care if you're into that kind of thing. Yeah, it's- You don't have to be into that kind of thing to be like, oh my God, what is he doing? Phil Hendry. With a D. H-E-N-D-R-I-E, I believe. But anyway, he's great and he's nice as heck.

He's gotta be 112 years old now. I don't know. He was killing us when, wow, he's younger than I thought. People are always younger than I thought. Well, I guess if he was killing us when we were kids, he was like our age when he was doing it. That makes sense. 50, yeah.

I mean, you're way older than me, so. I'm 40, I'm 44. Yeah, and I'm coming up on 16 in a, yeah, yeah. I mean, you're way older than me, so. I'm 40, I'm 44. Yeah, and I'm coming up on 16 in a few months, so. So yeah, you know, I don't know, man. It's like, you know, I worked out. Worst segue. Well, I worked out and it was pretty awesome. So it's not actually the worst segue.

It's actually really cool and it was pretty awesome. So it's not actually the worst segue, it's actually really cool. Why was it awesome? I did sprints in my backyard. Okay. And I tell you what, I also did other things, but- Hold on, you want me to start a timer and let it go off when you say something that is interesting?

No, no, no. Okay, I won't even do that at all, go ahead. No, so I was doing sprints in my backyard, I also did other stuff, dude. I don't stop at sprints. Right. And I was doing sprints and as I was doing the sprints, I realized how I probably look. And it... While sprinting? Yeah. Okay. It's, you know, it's probably not good, right? Because I'm not an athlete. Sure, sure, sure. But that's fine. I want to work out. I don't care about how I look because that's not my job.

I just want to be fit. You're also at home. Right, yeah, exactly. Nobody's looking at me. No one's seeing you. Nothing could matter less. So I am ripping through my backyard, OK? And I'm sore today. and I love sprints.

I love sprinting, bro. I love it. And I'll tell you what, I'm slow. Yeah, you are slow. I am not a fast person. That was gonna be one of my questions. It's why. I wish I was faster.

Are we both so slow? Are you slow too? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, man. Remember Dave Magadon on the. Yes, of course. He's a big coach now. Like a big coach. For Florida?

Still in the MLB, heavily involved. Yeah. Why don't you care about that, what I just said? Oh, well, I feel bad that I brought up Dave Magadon because who the fuck cares and nobody's gonna even know who he is that we're talking about. He's a guy that was on the Mets

when we were fans of the Mets and then he was like a journeyman baseball player and went to the Padres, went to a bunch of other teams. And why did you bring him up? Because he's slow. He's the kind of athlete that's slow but he could rip it and tick it. Right, no, I don't want you to be.

And absolutely swing it and pick it, yeah. What's up with, I saw the movie, the show, I always forget the name, Last Zero Day. Let me tell you something. Uh-huh. I just don't even know what that is. Oh, really? Yeah.

It's with De Niro, and he's on Netflix. De Niro's on a show? Yeah. And he plays the president. Or wait, no, sorry, the former president. Do you know what I think? Sorry, I want to go first. No, no, no, go ahead.

I think now Robert De Niro does, and I don't think he's senile. I do not believe that. But I think he doesn't know the projects he's doing. Yeah, I agree. Until he shows up. Well, I think it's less that and more, to be honest, I think it's probably, it's like, I do believe him taking a Netflix job

and being like, I don't even really understand how to get Netflix or what it is. Yeah, what is Netflix? Yeah, totally. But also he's like, he gets like a crazy amount of money per episode. That is an absolute given. Just a straight up given.

He's like, five mil an episode. I mean, that's crazy. He's about to do it. To get De Niro on Netflix, you're gonna pay up. I guess. Just the end. I guess. And he does everything for money now. Well, no, I know that.

And I would too if I was 82. But also if what? And he has like seven kids. But the crew. And they're all half black. Yeah. What I don't? Not for the same mother?

That's not here. That's not here nor there. It's just interesting. No, I know. It's an interesting thing. Yeah. He's this real Italian, like, hood-ish guy from the streets, from that era. Black women were like the exotic creatures of the night.

Like, seeing like a hot black girl in the 70s, and you're like a young man, and you're an Italian young man and she has an afro and you got it crossed around your neck because you're obviously Catholic. You just got a huge pants ripping boner. Your pants ripped right through. Your hard c**k just shredded through your pants and your big was just out. No. Okay?

I don't know if that would happen, but that's why Collard Row liked the black girl in Bronx Tale. Who? Collard Row. I don't know. I have no idea what word you're saying. Collard Row is the name, was his name.

Oh, oh yeah. That's why Harvey Cotell likes the black girl in Mean Streets and makes a date with her and is too embarrassed to show up. And he drives by her and he sees her on the street corner and it's so sad because she's just sitting there waiting, being like a person, like a nice person waiting for her date. And he's like, no, keep going, keep going,

to the taxi driver. And he's racist, but like doesn't wanna be, but he is. And it's a good fucking scene and it's a good movie. And it's not as good as everyone says it is and it pisses me off. All right, you know, you're just talking to yours. You're basically arguing with yourself right now. Yeah. All right.

Well, let's do a submission and Mean Streets is a... There was something I interrupted you about though that you should probably finish. Oh, you know, De Niro. I saw Zero Day. Yeah, okay, Zero Day, yeah. And it's, it's whatever. And that's it, that's my review.

Okay, my last thing about that is, De Niro shows up on day one of filming, gets handed the pages, and looks up at his seven assistants and says, I'm the former president? Like he doesn't even know what he is in the show that he's getting paid five million dollars and don't tell me don't tell me I'll just do it yeah all right and then he's so good yeah yeah he really is and everyone's like what the fuck was miscast in this but he's really good okay

go ahead him as president is hilarious yeah what's up man Chris you guys are hilarious love the show got a really important question for you I've been dying to get your thoughts on this right When you get undressed shirt first pants first because as a dude if I forget and I take my shorts of my pants off First and I got a t-shirt on or sweatshirt on or whatever I feel stitch because that's what chicks do it is walk around with the t-shirt on I know that's not why you and it's kind of no But I feel bitch as a dude with just a shirt on and no pants. God damn it, that's not why you... And it's kinda normal. No.

But I feel, bitch, as a dude, with just a shirt on and no pants, even if it's for five seconds when I'm changing or whatever. And especially if you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, it's bitch. So love you. He's doing bitch really well. He's doing it. Feel free to roast my art. One of the best.

Thanks, guys. Oh, that's good. Wait, wait, wait. He said, feel free to roast my art. Yeah, but hold on, before we even get into that. Okay, okay, okay. I wanna see his art though. What's weird about this is, he's right. It is sabitch, but it's not sabitch

because a woman does it. That's exactly right. But why do we both know that? Why do we both intrinsically know that? Because it's not, well, here's the first reason. Is it one very easy to make and understandable Yes, totally understandable. Mistake to make about what is and what is not sabitch.

Yes. Sabitch is not a thing a woman would do. No. It has nothing to do with like calling a woman a bitch or a woman being a bitch or women being bitches. No, as a matter of fact, it's much harder for a woman to be a bitch than a dude. You mean sabitch.

Sabitch, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's. In our parlance, sabitch is mainly a thing that men are. Right. I mean, a woman. And it's not. A woman being sabitch, it's more like, ah shit, that woman, she needs help. And maybe that makes like a woman. A woman being a bitch, it's more like, ah shit, that woman, she needs help. And maybe that makes me sexist.

Maybe. And I'm not sexist. You're viciously sexist. But maybe there's a little tendril of sexism from my ancestry. But I find it to be mostly male phenomenon. But yeah, it's a bitch because you look bitch like that. The worst explanation, but it really is no other way to.

You just look, you got legs and they're probably not rock fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger legs. They're just like guy legs. And then you got your fucking shirt on and they probably go about the length of your underwear. And it's like, what are you gonna do? What are you a bell? What are you gonna like save someone from like a

like a burning building? Oh my God dude. No you're not. How funny if you saved someone's life in just a sweatshirt with underwear on? I will tell you what, if somebody did that, if I saw someone save someone's life like that, the whole time I saw it happening,

even though I knew the guy was being a hero, the whole time I would not stop thinking about like, wow, he is wearing a fucking sweater and underwear. looks like a bitch mm-hmm like this is hilarious I hope he saves him but to be clear it's just no not that you said it wrong I want to make it clear just so it's yes as clear as possible it's oh my god house a bitch not how much of a bitch well no it's not though because check I understand you're you're you're saying that to help the masses. Yeah.

Everything I do is for the masses, just so. That's not true. Which is why I'm going to be president one day. That's not true either. But you can say, that's bitch. You're not being. Right, no, I get it. I know, but if you want to explain it to them,

good fucking luck. But what you're doing is you're trying to explain it to the masses in a way that's catering, that's actually could lead to some misunderstanding. That's all I'm saying. If anyone's still listening to this podcast, I can't believe it, by the way. Right now.

I was gonna name that thing. I'm about to be even more boring, but luckily I forget the term, so fuck it. All right, luckily, yes. Yeah, it is bitch, not for the way you're saying it although pretty you know Pretty it's it's an okay bet to think if I'm a guy doing what a woman does It's okay. You can err on that side, but that's not what it is. Yes. There's no one to wonder there at all

No, no there is not. Okay. Good. Can we look at the guy's art that he wanted me to roast, though? I'm assuming it's all what he wants. I think it just means in the back there. That's what's behind him? Yeah, that's it. Just show me a little bit. Is that all we see?

Yeah. He doesn't really have a. Well, there's nothing to roast because it's good. So I guess move on. Well, yeah, but I don't think that he did it. Oh. Yeah. I think that the, well, he definitely

didn't know it because that's the girl with the pearl earring on the right. Unless he redid it. Oh, right. Yeah, that is the girl. Anyway, I know's a girl with a pearl earring on the right. Unless he redid it. Oh, right, yeah, that is the girl. Anyway, I know art. I'm fucking crazy with art history, dude. Yeah, it's fucking great.

It's fine. There's no reason to roast that. There's nothing to roast. It's definitely too crowded, right? Like, space them out a little bit more, but that's it. If it's all, if his whole room is like that, that's kind of cool. Yeah, but it's not, you know it's not.

He just, just for the video, he stacked all of his art behind him. All right, next. Hey Matt, he stacked all his art behind him. All right, next. Hey Matt, hey Chris. Just got done crying. Love you both. Oh yeah. My question today is your thoughts on Pokemon cards.

I have a lot of them been collecting the past three years. It's too late to start. It's worth about $2,000 right now. I don't know if I should sell it now for a little bit of hashish. Or if I should sit on them and potentially pay for my newborn daughter's college fund. Yeah, if you guys have any advices, let me know. Love you both. I really like that. I really appreciate that.

I did that at the end. But here's the thing. It's terrible and I love it. You don't know whether to spend it on celluline by hashish for yourself right now or sell it or hold on to it as a gain in value a sheesh for yourself right now, or sell it, or hold onto it as a gain in value, and put it towards your daughter's college fund. Are you crushing your bills?

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And for me, that's Dance Moms, Bar Rescue, The Challenge, and Jersey Shore. All totally free on Pluto TV. Stream now, pay never. Where's Dad? Put your daughter up for adoption. Where's Dad? No.

You're making very bad decisions. Well, look, you never know. It could be worth nothing later. It could be, but two grand is enough to not gamble. Two grand is a lot of money to people, except for the fact that two grand isn't worth losing that opportunity of it could be worth a lot more.

And there's no reason, unless there is a huge reason you need two grand now, you don't. You just want it to get higher than a motherfucker, right? Yeah, I mean, that's what he said, yeah. Yeah, and so the reason for that is definitely keep it for a little bit longer, but also the main thing is don't collect Pokemon cards. And do collect Pokemon cards if you're eight.

Maybe, yeah, maybe. Do collect Pokemon cards if you're 30. And you Pokemon cards if you're 30. And you've been collecting since you were a kid. Do not start now. Thank you very much. Yeah, that's crazy. Starting three years ago is crazy, bud. Yeah, that is mad.

I mean, if you went into it for money, okay, but that's so weird to get into that for money. Yeah, get into fucking Bitcoin. Well, that's what I'm saying. Get into the stock market. Don't get into fucking collecting Pokemon cards. You fucking imbecile. John Malkovich.

I have a friend that started collecting Pokemon cards in like, it feels very recent, like last year, the end of last year. I don't know what it is, but he just kept buying them and like was stacking like these boxes of Pokemon cards. And he, there's an app called what not. Okay. It's like, it's almost like TikTok live, but while it's going, it's just an auction. Okay, so people can bet on the stuff. So like, if you can get

Pokemon cards that are hard to get, you can resell them for a lot of money. Like makes like two grand every time he streams. How often does he stream? Not that much because he can't get product, I think. He's streamed like five times in the last few months. So I guess my question is why are you hanging out with an 11 year old? Five times like in the last few months.

It's like a random thing. Like he never collected anything like that. And then all of a sudden he was just like. Hey, I mean, look, if it's a source of income, fuck it, play the game. But also Pokemon cards, like why it sounds crazy. Yeah. Like learning about that is crazy when you can learn about the stock market.

You know, why are people, but Pokemon cards are prettier than stocks. I, yeah, but that's the whole reason why, why are you doing it? You're a guy. Why are you doing things like that? That are pretty why are you getting a jigglypoo? Is it is it more immediate than the stock market is that what people like about it like I don't I think maybe Maybe because it's tangible. It's definitely more immediate. Well, you know what? Actually, I don't know if they're right, you know, but like my I've thought long and hard about this and I just,

it's like, this is... It's having a resurgence right now. It is. It's just so fucking stupid. Yeah, but if you can make money doing it okay. But I don't, it is super weird to get hooked on that as a 30 year old when you can just especially now that cryptos out there yeah I know where you put your

money mm-hmm I saw this the other day this what what what you're bringing up and it's just awful dude what is it the fighting over Pokemon. God. This is depressing. Of course, you know it is, but who's talking? The most depressing guy of the whole bunch. Look at all these stupid folks

waiting. Is this another language? I don't even know. What? Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Just Look at this. Old guys too. Some of them. They'll fall and like hit their heads and shit and they'll be like, oh man almost got a jigglypuff I mean just crazy

No, I know it's really great this one there was an actual fight I saw one that was crazy An old guy fell down and shit look at this bitch ass shit Music dude Charizard All right put a new one on. Fighting over McDonalds. Here we go. Pokemon cards. Wow.

This is the one that I saw. Look at these fucking idiots. Look at these fucking idiots. Look at these. Look at this fucking loser. Guys go home. Hey guys go home. Go home. Why do you, how could you care?

After this- Well, money. No, but okay, but after this, I wanna see what Pokemon, okay, go to, just Google Pokemons. I wanna see what they look like. Yeah, like Pokemon cards or something. Yeah, whatever, characters. Characters, yeah.

Yeah, that's what they're fighting over. this that's what those bitches are fighting over that's Actually, look at the good was causing look the blue one fighting bottom, right? Yeah, that's what they're fighting over saying squirrel Squirtle do this. That's what I do when I have sex. All right. Look at Squirtle, dude Look, that's did you never play Pokemon Go? No. Oh, I'm sorry. Do I look like an utter loser? Okay.

Because utter losers play Pokemon Go, whatever that is. No, look, it's a game on your... If you're playing a game and you're having fun, then okay. And if you're doing it on your phone and you're catching them and you think that's fun then fine But don't be in my way How do you get new? How do you when people are you know and you're like move?

And dude Kristen used to do it a lot, and I'm like babe Dude, stop she played Pokemon go. Yeah, she'd be like this in a phone Dude, stop. She played Pokemon Go? Yeah, she'd be like this on her phone. Why would she do that? Because she was trying to catch Pokemons wherever it was. I understand, but why? I don't know if you do, dude.

No, but why? She was trying to get a jigglypoof. For what, to what end? Nothing. As nothing, as much as nothing can be. It's that's what it is. And then she'd be like, dude, it was. And let me tell you something. I've tried it a bunch because, you know, she liked doing it.

It's not fun. Yeah. Dude, and I would go on. We were we would be in different cities. I would be on scooters and we'd be like, she'd be like, let's go find Pokemons, and I'm like, that kind of sounds fun to do it on scooters and shit. The only part that was fun was the scootering. Yeah, you'd be like, first of all, talk about bitch, you're like this, and then you jump up, oh, oh, oh, a jigglypoof, and you go. Did you have to do it too? Okay, let's go find a Charizard. Why are you a dinosaur in these?

Because the scooters are a little bit shit with the things. You know the scooters around town? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like around cities? They should make them fucking hefty, but they don't because of price, so you're just pretty much doing it like this. Yeah, that's not good.

Yeah, but it's fun. But the scooters are fun. But the Pokemon, you have to stop a lot. No, no, no. You don't need the scooter to do the Pokemons. I know. I don't want you to think that Lime Scooter is not in cahoots with Pokemon Go. But they should though. They should. You're welcome. There's your million dollar idea.

The owner of Pokemon is just like He gets carried around. That's how rich he is, dude. He's never moved an inch on his own in seven years Yeah, somebody pulls out his dick for him to pee. Yep Now suck it. Somebody feeds it. Not that I'm peeing. Yeah, suck it. And he has people spoon feed him caviar. He has people under him in pools. He's like the fucking, the dune fat bad guy that comes up from the oil. That's a scary guy that does that.

Suck it. That's scary in the original Dune too, that character. It's so different. Who do you want to suck? Who do you want to suck it? I don't care. Yeah, what does he give a shit, dude? Suck it whoever. He owns Pokemon. Get the fucking person to suck it,

whoever is closest and will suck it. And if you won't suck it, you're fired. And then I will pee in your mouth. I don't care. I did not finish peeing when you were holding my penis over toilet. I will finish peeing after you suck it and I do coming. Mm-hmm.

So wait, hold on. The old dune was scarier? The dune. No, no. No, the old dune was not scarier by any means. It was way weirder and way more cartoonish. It was a mess. It's not good. It's not good. It more cartoonish. It was a mess.

It's not good. It's not good. It's a bad match. Lynch and Dune is a bad match. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah, I'd buy that actually. There's cool shit in it.

I mean, Dune is my favorite, but I'd buy that. There's some ridiculous shit in it that is just like Twin Peaks level four. Right, right, right. But it's not good. Well, Dune was not, I didn't love Dune, you know. I don't. Dune, the new Dune?

Yeah. That shit is ambient for me, dude. Oh my God. You know what's ambient for me, honestly? What? Anything. Sure. I'm 44.

Sure, sure, sure. And dude, you wanna listen to a podcast? Hey. Well, you need a visual element. But what about- If I don't have a visual? Dude, if I don't have a visual? But what about movies?

Oh, I turned on, you know what I tried to watch last night? I was so tired. Videodrome? Yeah, yeah. I like that movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I knew you would. And I thought I would too.

And I didn't not. I just passed out. Yeah, I could see that. I thought I would too and I didn't not I just I passed out Yeah, I could see that I just dude it I I Kind of I don't know if I always been like this but like now that I'm 44. I just go. Oh shit, dude concentration Yeah Yeah, you got kids you got lots to worry about you got a a fucking large nut. And I don't mean large nuts, because I got those.

But yeah, dude, it's fucking, it's hard to stay awake. When you've had a real adult day. Plus sprints. You're going to watch some shit at 11 PM? Get the fuck out of here, dude. And that was at 10, dude. I'm going to watch fucking 10 minutes of Ned and Stacey and be fucking dreaming a Tony Braxton's Cleavage taters, all right. Okay next one. Yep cleavage taters

Matt and Chris what's up guys? I've been a listener for a long time. Thank you been a listener of What's up guys? I've been a listener for a long time. Yeah, but a listener of congratulations for a long time Yeah, look at this close up. I feel like I know Chris to a tee I feel like I need more information about Matt and dude like you do that It's just as interesting as Chris and I need to know more. He's a no sir. What you want So with that being said Matt dude, I gotta ask you Every time I fucking watch one of these podcasts it's like These video submissions are they just love Chris man, and they can't stop sucking Chris's Johnson

Okay, well you know and it's honestly it's kind of grind in my gears, okay, so I'm wondering Matt Does that grind your gears? I feel like it doesn't. So if it doesn't, how do you deal with that? How are you such a good brother? How are you able to hone that in and go, this is my brother, he's this, he's that, I'm this, I'm that, we're different. How are you able to do that? I don't have a brother, but I do have friends that are a little more successful than me, so maybe that could give me some good perspective, but ultimately, I'm just mad at these motherfuckers

that aren't mentioning Matt as much as they should, because Matt is a G. Yeah. So, does, first of all, before you even respond, does it, does that, I guess I don't, I probably notice it less than you, but does that, I don't think. I've never noticed that. I'll be dead honest. And I don't think, I've never even thought.

People always say they love us. More than they love me. They always talk about how fucking sexy I am. That's the truth is, I have fucked truly some of the most attractive women in the world. And it's hard to be like, well, what the fuck, I'm being slighted when you've done that.

About anything. Oh, okay. Everything's fine. Wow. You fuck some of the fucking hottest people in the world, you're just like, that's too good to say. Yeah, that's, I don't know. I don't know if that's something that's okay to say.

And then the other thing is, people say really nice shit about me too. I don't, I've never noticed. Yeah, I haven't either. I mean, sometimes they'll be like, Chris, big fan, and then say something, I just assume that like it's because I've been doing stand-up for fucking 20 years. Oh I've been doing congratulations so much longer than I have. Yeah no I'm good with it.

Also I feel like people like you more on this podcast a lot. Yeah I'm better than him. I want to take back what I just said. I'm a better person than him. And everyone who knows that knows that, and everyone knows that. So everyone is everyone. And that's that.

Lauren Hillsong. Thanks for the question. No, that was good. All right, next one. Bigging me up. Appreciate that. Hi, Chris and Matt. Love you both.

My question is, my best friend and cousin now have like a united front against me that having a clean car is more suspicious than having a bunch of stuff in your suspicious and when I say they have a bunch of stuff in their car I'm talking talking half eaten bananas from a week ago. Are they gorillas? That I'm sus because my car is immaculate. So I just need to know y'all's opinion on that. What's weird is

little side note, I'm really bad at pronouncing it but an endo phasia. Oh, the thing where you don't have an internal dialogue that you guys were talking about about I have been thinking daily about people who have that How do you read? Like internally when you're reading I use my inner voice and imagination to read. Yeah, so I don't know I'm not a doctor. You might sound dumb, but like no you not read books What if they were the whole conspiracy and they like, can you not read books? What if they, there was a whole conspiracy and they just straight up could never read books. Well, first of all, what's weird is I started talking

about this on stage as a bit in my act about how women's cars, more particularly my wife's car, is just a mess. And I would say she has a banana in her car. So it's crazy that she said that. Okay. Because that's exactly what I say. Well, that's wild.

But yeah, there's nothing suspicious about either of them. Yeah, nothing is suspicious besides like a bloody knife. Yeah. Hey, you got fries in your car. I wonder what's up with that guy. Like I would say that having a clean car is so nice. Like, I have a clean car right now. But when it's dirty,

women don't really care for the generalizing, you know. And, you know, Kristen will be like, you know, it's the kids and it is. It is like, you know, there'll be like a fucking half eaten yogurt. But yeah, I don't know what the, what the suspicion thing is or sus. I guess that's a- Yeah, maybe it means that maybe you're younger than us and you mean something else.

Yeah, sus means something, but sus means gay. But suspect means, or suspicious means like, you're up to no good and trying to hide it. And I don't think either one of those things are cleaning your car or keeping your car filthy. Maybe you're hiding yourself, your truce. Hey, I don't know what that means. Am I dumb?

No. You didn't say anything, so I don't know if you mean it. No, I'm saying, am I dumb that I don't get it? Like, if you haven't- No, I think it's hard to understand. Maybe in the sense where you're like, what's up with this person? Maybe that.

It's just as simple as that. Either one. I'm saying, she's saying, is a clean car more likely? You'd be like, what the hell's up with this person? Having a clean ass car, that's weird. That makes sense. I would never have that thought. I would only have the thought, this person has a,

they know I'm getting in the car and they have a fucking half empty box of moldy cuties in the middle seat? Like what the fuck is this? Having a dirty car, yes, more. Good, figured it out. That's what she meant. And I figured it out, I was able to crack it. And it was me that did the heavy lifting

on figuring out what that submission was like. Okay, sounds great. Okay, next one. Hi Chris, hi Matt, I'm Samantha. Real quick, I wanna to say thank you. I have cystic fibrosis, which is a chronic lung disease, and you guys have gotten me through some really tough times. So keep doing what you're doing.

My question is, do you guys think that you can be in love with two people or more than one person at the same time? Talk amongst yourselves, get back to me. Life rips even when it doesn't. Hell yeah, love that hoodie. I think you can, yeah. Love is not like... That's tough, yeah.

You can and that's tough, yeah. You can and if you are, you fucked yourself or you're fucked or someone's fucked because it's not gonna end well. You know what I mean? But you can. You know, I mean? But you can. You know, I just think like love is not something that is containable, you know?

Like, it's just like, you can be like, oh, you shouldn't date that person and then that's not gonna make you not wanna date that person, it's just gonna make you Think it's taboo that love has nothing to do with that. Yeah, I mean I'm smart, right Is that we're saying damn about is that what why you saying damn cuz I'm smart. No, no, no I know I did I see me say damn you go damn I think you were talking about how either how smart I was or I sit like that. It feels better It feels better for now. Okay.

As simple as that. I think about this, because I think about when people say, there's somebody out there for everybody. Out in the world, there's that one person that you're gonna find one day that's your perfect match. That is the second biggest crock of shit we're taught as kids.

The first big crock of shit we're taught as kids is that life is fair. Unless you make it so though. Like there can be one person out there for you because you feel like you want one person out there for you and then you wanna make it so. What? What are you saying? Smash you, and then you want to make it so. What? What do you mean? Smash you, huh? No.

Fucked you up. I think objectively. Because of smartness. Not what we believe is what I'm saying. Well, no. OK, yes. Yes, you can make it work with more than just one person. It's not just a one person, one to one thing. It's not soulmates is not. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes. Yeah, I agree with you.

And to think that it gets in our way more than it helps us. I agree. If we meet, it hurts every which way. If we meet someone and we're like, we found our soulmate and then that relationship crumbles, you think, oh no, my relationship with my soulmate is broken, what's the point of ever dating again? Because it's-

Before you find your soulmate, you think, that's not my soulmate, I can't date that person. that's not my soulmate, I can't date that person. That's not my soulmate, I can't date that person. That's not my soulmate. Fuck all that. There is no soulmate. There's the people you meet in your life and the people you never meet in your life.

And that's the only two groups. There's just those two. Of those two groups, the people that you have met in your life are your fucking options. Mmm, yes. Pick wisely, don't be a fucking boner head. Mmm. Choose wisely, don't be a fucking vagina head.

Alright, but that's the thing about being a- Vagina head? No, that's the thing about- that fucking David Croninger movie. That the thing about that is you can't, you can't decide right who you're attracted to. You can't, you have no control over that. Like you, you like a lot of guys go for the bad girl. A lot of girls go for the bad guys, right?

You can't, so Soulmate was a thing that was just created, a word that was created. It doesn't actually mean anything. So, you know, you have to battle who you're attracted to with what's good for me. That's it, you know? You can't, you gotta have both of those as high as you possibly can.

You can't have somebody that you're only attracted to, but is gonna ruin your life because they suck all your energy out or they're an enabler or whatever it is. And then you can't be with somebody where you, maybe you can if you're like so, such a loser and so ugly, right? That you just gotta take what you can get. I guess that can work, but then you're not gonna be happy.

You might be happier, but you're not gonna be truly happy. Because you can't just, I know a lot of guys especially that just like settle because, you know. A lot of guys also, I think, well, women have a different version of this, but sticking to guys, they're like, they're not looking for a fucking best friend. Right, right.

They're not looking for a fucking partner in life. No. They're looking for some fucking person with a slit between their legs. Oops. That will ruin your running for president. That will look good on their arm at a party that won't embarrass them

and will let them hang with the boys when they want, let them stay out as late as they want at work, even though they're at the fucking strip club and on and on and on and on and on. Barring the slit comment, yes. And then women don't necessarily, I think this is less common in women, but women really for the most part do want a partner,

do want a best friend. But some women be wanting that motherfucking Tesla truck. No, no, no. Some women be wanting that motherfucking Porsche 9 whatever. Right, 9-Eleven. But the problem with women is- Change the name of it, you know? Change the name of the 9-Eleven.

What do you mean? Who? If you're Porsche. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. You know, change it to 9-12. Well, no, they were there first. I know, but 9-Eleven changed things. It'd be like this, the, the, the, the, the, if they called

the fucking, the new Mercedes World War II. I mean, it's the inverse, but yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know it's the inverse, man. Oh, okay. Stupid asshole. But hold on, so women, the problem with men is, well, we know the problem with them,

the problem with women is they always want more. They always want not more, men want more. But women always want different. Right, right, right. Women do want more. It's never enough for a woman. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah.

You know? It's too deep, but yeah. No, no, no. But I just mean like generally they're like, oh my god, I'm so attracted to you and what you do. And then that becomes the thing that is like, he's so annoying that that's what he's doing, you know? And then, but men are just like, I don't know.

I don't know. It's a different, it's a different chick though. Yeah. They're like, well, she never gives me grief about the thing you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh man, my boner got activated though. Oh, sorry.

Boner activation is tricky. Because if you follow the boner activation, then you could really get into trouble. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Huge fucking trouble. Oh yeah, you can do it. You can be in real deal love and just follow that boner activation

and you just ruin everything. But you know, it happens all the time. All the time. And even back in times when Julius Caesar was around. Oh well, there wasn't even cheating. There was just one big active sex orgy all the time. Bro, you know what? And then while they were burning slaves in a rotating pit of fire. There was just one big active sex orgy all the time. Bro, you know what?

While they were burning slaves in a rotating pit of fire. You think that's? Roman times were the most depraved times in the history of the world. If I was alive in that time, I would be so upset. You might not be, dude. You might be like, I love orgies, and I love when we roast the slaves is my favorite part.

When I see Caligula or some shit, I'm just like, well, first of all, talk about depraved, bro. If I was around in the eight hundreds or whatever. That's not the eight hundreds, but yeah. The early eight, that's about- 1200 A.E.E. I mean a dolphin. BC?

1200 BC? No, it's like a few years BC or a few years AD, yeah. If I was BC, or AD for a few years, dude, if I was zero, if I was around in the year zero, bro, hey, Caligula? No, no, no, no, no, no, Caligula?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no't just some Roman guy. No no no no I know but with with what I know I would become emperor. I would go I would be fucking think about all the shit you could do back then. Because you're wait well are you saying you go back in time now as what you are now? Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you'd be a lot smarter. Deleu. Most of the people. Oh here comes Deleu. Yeah don't worry guys there'll be something called the scissors soon we won't have to use our teeth Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd be a lot smarter. Deleah. Most of the people. Oh, here comes Deleah. Yeah. Don't worry, guys. There'll be something called the scissors soon. We won't have to use our teeth.

Shit like that. What? Yeah. But they'd also, you'd also. Don't worry, guys. Just fucking plowing. Talking to men, talking to guys. What?

Yeah, fucking guys. Fucking the tri. Because why not? Fucking the triumvirate. A what? The triumvirate. What's that? The triumvirate. Fucking the triumvirate. A what? The triumvirate. What's that? The triumvirate was like the three rulers at once.

Before the emperor was the sole ruler, the Romans had something called the triumvirate. Which is like the first flashlight. No, it's the three men elected by the Roman Congress as the ruler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. The governing body. Yeah, exactly.

And who fucks them? Who fucks the Triumvirate? Yeah. Everybody, like slaves and. Oh, so they fuck whoever they want. Yeah. The Triumvirate. Yeah.

I would be in the Triumvirate, I guess is what I'm saying. Everybody would fuck everybody. Roman times were insane. Now, you read 10 pages of any book on Nero, you're just like, shit was different, dude. Yeah. 11 people compare America to Rome,

and they're like, America's just like Rome, it's gonna fall just like Rome. And you're reading about Nero, and you're like, I don't think so. No. I don't think that that's gonna happen. No, but all- Nero's like burning down Rome by himself, you know?

Right. And you're just like, eh, that's not what's going on here. But it's so weird that that's- Nice try. Is something that humans do. Okay. Yeah. I'm a historian, jeez, fuck, dude.

All right, before we get into that, you know? Is this show called Lifeline Historian Edition? No, that would be terrible, next one. Is this show called Lifeline Historian Edition? historian edition because it should be I love Nero I love finding Nero that movie That was so fucking good. Mm-hmm. What's up, Chris and Matt taking this video today. I We know we've done this I absolutely hate we've done it we've done this people fucking hang up their guitars, dude We've done this dude. I know we have. There's a reason for it, though.

I know. How could you hate something that there's a reason for? I know there's a reason for it. And I fucking hate the way it looks, dude. Okay, well that's different. I hate the way it looks, dude. What about it? That black one's pretty sick.

Yeah, they're sick, but like, actually the white one's sick. But like you, you don't, because dude, when you go in a room like that, first of all, you immediately are like, all right, well, I got to be careful. That fucking sucks. OK, that sucks. All right. Second of all. Think about this, dude.

You have one guitar. OK, no, think about this. You have eight guitars. You hang them all up like it's fucking. That's so obnoxious and annoying. All right. Think about this, dude. You have one guitar and you hang it up. You're fucking also annoying. Dude, put it in a box and put it, put it under your bed. It's so fucking annoying that people walk in the room and go, all right, well,

shit, all right, I can't lean up against the walls I gotta be a quick careful dude it also looks I mean what fucking terrible dude put shelves put shelves up dude it's a collection thing cuz it is that guitar the white and black one mm-hmm that's the signature guitar for that one of the guitarists in a bench sevenfold I think the other ones he probably has like a bunch. I like it dude. Yeah, I actually don't. I don't know, I just like it.

It doesn't bother me at all. No, it's annoying as fuck. When I walk in a room like that, I go, ah. I got something that might, might change your mind. Okay. All right, you gotta look over at me though. ["The Last Supper"] You gotta look over at me though. No, that is... The way Anthony edits it, you might just wait.

That is so stupid. Just be patient, open-minded and see if it changes your mind. Dude. It's so dumb. Doing the thing without actually holding the thing. Yes, that's right. But you just did that. Like think about what showering is like.

Is that a Batman Returns shirt? Worst detective. That's a fucking sick, that's the sickest shirt. I've probably been wearing it for an hour. I didn't notice. I'm used to just looking right by your shirts. I know what you're wearing without even looking. I'm looking right by, I usually.

A long sleeve shirt with a high collar. One time I wore this and you said this is exactly what I should always be wearing. About this exact shirt. Cuz I fucking am observant. I can't believe I didn't notice that you were wearing that. Yeah, dude. One of the scariest scenes in movie history is when the penguin,

Danny DeVito, bites off that guy's nose. No, I don't know about that, bro. Have you seen Nightingale? Do you remember that scene? That under angle when the shot. Have you seen Nightingale? Do you remember that scene? That under angle when the shot is going up and he's just like, uh huh. Have you seen Nightingale? The guy's like, oh, oh, oh.

Have you seen Nightingale? Like me when I come? Have I seen Nightingale? 2018? I don't think so, no. An Irish convict that, it's a lay, it's a what? Bird. 21 years old old a bird watcher the

way you're 21 years old and she's an Irish and these soldiers have her and they but she's married but they let them I just I honestly thinking about that movie fucks me up no what if you want to see a movie that'll fuck up your life forever, fighting girl. Not a documentary like a scripted movie that'll fuck your life up forever. Blue Streak. It's called Come and See. You will, your life will never be the same. Pull it up? Come and see? Come and see, yeah. Come and see? Come and see. Is it foreign? Yes. C-O-M-E. Oh.

Oh! Look at that kid's face, dude. Oh, no. It's the best casting ever. What is this? So, the kid gets dragged into the war and he plays guns with his friends, and it's like, shh, shh, shh,

and a German walk, like, a trio of German soldiers walk by and they're friends, and it's like shh, shh, and then a German walk, like a trio of German soldiers walk by, and they're laughing, and they're like, you come be in the army with us, and he's like, okay. And he goes from this innocent, it was made in 1985, kid to this fucking, seen every possible horrendous thing about war. And by the end, his face is just like,

I don't understand what happened. Is his face made in the 80s? 20 years different. Was it? I don't know what year. Fuck! How have I never heard of that movie? All right, well.

People are scared of it, dude, it's too real. All right, let's go to this guy. What's up, Chris and Matt? Taking this video today in front of my collection of guitars that I have hanging on my wall. Since you mentioned in a recent podcast, how you think that's pretty cool. But actually, no, the advices I'm looking for today actually do relate to the guitars too. So over the past couple of years, I've been kind of messing around with them, had written a couple of songs, I thought it would be cool to go to a studio,

record them, which I've been doing. I'm almost done with that. And so I've been mentioning that to friends and like just saying general things about it and saying, oh yeah, totally. Like I'll send you the links. I'll send you the songs like when they're done. But now that I'm getting close to like the end

of the process and the songs being ready, thinking about sending a text with like a link being like, hey hey man check out these songs I recorded when it's just like you know it's a couple bullshit fucking 2006 VH1 hard rock songs you know it's nothing crazy and like thinking about like sending them a link just like feels cringy in my head for some reason and maybe I'm overthinking it but like because also if if they were the ones recording it I would absolutely want the links to those songs the second that they were available.

But like thinking of me sending that text out, like I feel uncomfortable and I feel you're doing it. And I also don't want to like just post about it on like Instagram or something. Like, you know, I'm a CPA, I'm not fucking John Mayer. I'm not reinventing music or anything here. Like I'm not trying to see like, I, look at me. I'm a musician now. Just a bullshit couple of songs I put together, I thought were cool. It'd be fun to, I guess, share to a couple of people, see what they think.

But in my head, I think I'm just kind of overthinking that process of like actually sharing it with people. And given that you guys both, Matt with your movies and Chris with comedy and like both of you with the podcast, I'm sure sure you've had that maybe that feeling at some point maybe feeling uncomfortable sharing the work that you do with other people and was curious how you maybe got over that at some point so appreciate any help you guys have and thanks for all that you do love the show take care. What a nice guy. Thanks man. Chris there's no point for Chris answering because everything he ever did he wanted

attention for it. All of it, all of the attention, all of the time, no matter what the fuck it was about. He wanted every fucking ounce of it. It didn't matter what it was, if it was interesting, if it was uninteresting, if it was fucking stupid as shit, if it was fucking kinda smart, did not matter. He wanted all of the attention.

Didn't matter if it was from a stranger or dad. He fucking wanted every fucking ounce of it. He'd wring it out of a fucking wet rag every last drop. Give it to me, I want the fucking attention. And honestly, you're welcome because a lot of that shit banged, okay? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. because a lot of that shit banged, okay? So free entertainment and also I do understand, it's not about necessarily wanting the attention, it's about let's have so much fun and I can be, I can orchestrate this fun, so let's go, right? Yeah, but you have the confidence that says, I'm the one who can make this fun, let's go. Right? Yeah, but you have the confidence that says, I'm the one who can make this fun. Let's go. I could certainly, I feel like I want to laugh,

and I feel like let's do the things that will be funny. Yeah. So I think that you might not be the best at answering these guys' questions. I think I am. You what? I think I am. Do you really?

I don't know. Oh. Went back on it so hard. I mean, it's all good. No, I think that you're overthinking it. You're definitely overthinking it. Just fucking whip out. Here's what you do.

You're sitting down. You're alone in your room. You literally take your fucking balls out of your pants. So this is bad advice. So you leave your dick in your pants. You take your fucking balls out. And you look at this is bad advice. So you leave your dick in your pants, you take your fucking balls out, and you look at your balls and you say, oh shit, I got a pair of fucking balls right there.

They're only mine. No one else can ever have these, this is my set. You take out your phone. You fucking put together a text. Hey dude, here's the fucking music I've been working on. We've been talking about it. I figured you might want to take a look. You said you wanted to take a look.

You said it. You said it. Yeah, you don't get all crazy about it. But you said you wanted to take a look. You're fucking sad. You said you want to take a look. Here it is, man. Hope you dig it.

And then look back at your balls and just remember that they belong to you and no one else I mean the worst Tony Robbins and fucking hit Tony Robbins And fucking hit send and Fucking just look at your fucking balls Tony Robbins until you get a response about from your friend dude imagine dude imagine like, be-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne-do-ne- Oh man. Yee! Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You gotta wait 80 minutes because he's at dinner with his girlfriend, you know? Wait what?

You gotta wait so long just staring at your balls because the guy that you're supposed to... Head cut there and just... Eating. You gotta wait so long just staring at your balls because the guy that was actually. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fucking send it, dude. You're gonna die. When you die, it's gonna hurt so fucking bad. And then life is gonna be completely gone. Who the fucking, fucking shit cares? That's true, except for the fact that let's just say this. There are probably are people

that do wanna see, listen to it. Of course there are. So discern who those people are in your head, and just send it to them. Yeah, unless maybe you do a little bit, want to become John Mayer, and then send it out a little bit different, too. Do a shirts off selfie, and then post it.

You never know, dude. And then say, anyone want to listen to my music? And like this. Oh, balls out. Call it balls out. Does John Mayer do that? No. Maybe. OK, well. But you know,. Does John Mayer do that? No. Maybe.

OK, well. But you know, like a lot of rock stars would do it. Yeah, with his balls out? No, that would be fucking awesome. Fuck. Dude, a really huge rock star should post a pic like that of himself with his balls out, and the balls are just blurred out.

No, not blurred out. But then you get taken down right away. Taken down, what do you mean? Like, you mean online? Yeah. Not on Twitter. Oh yeah. Not on X.

Maybe not, yeah. Al, album exclusively on X, Balls Out, Lenny Kravitz. Yeah. Yeah. I got big balls. I got them out of my pants. Yeah. I put my penis back in.

Only my balls. It's actually hard to do because the zipper zips on the way down. Yeah. You got a button to top. It is hard to do. To take out just your balls is hard to do, yeah. You know what they say, to take out just your balls

is hard to do. Yeah. All right, well. All right, well. On that note. Yeah, go get Chris Lee tickets. chrislea.com. I'll be in a bunch of different cities, including Boston.

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