Lifeline - 153. Sever Me, Baby

Episode Date: March 23, 2025

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tell you how quickly I would get severed. What? I would be first in line, and I would punch and kick everyone else if they were ahead of me in line. No, I wouldn't wait my turn I think that the thing about Severance is it's a great show

But the one thing about it is I don't think anyone would do it But you literally just you just got found out dude. I know you would you're saying I would never ever ever do it What what's the reason to do it? this dude well, you're crazy because the reason things like severance and eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, on top of being good, obviously you have to be good. It's great. Are such classic things and such immediate,

like grand slam, like instant connectors. It's a great idea. Is because people connect with that as an idea, as a thought. Oh, you can make me, you can wipe my mind of my trauma and my sadness. But that's not what they're doing. That's not really what they're doing.

It's that I would understand. That, right, but other things are going with it, but that's like the reason to do it. You're making a deal with yourself. You're saying, okay, I'm willing to forget all the good stuff as long as all the bad stuff goes away. That's it. No, but look, I'm on season one,

but the whole reason for, he's still him. You're still you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're still, like, you know, in the first, you take the first season, you know, his wife, he's sad about his wife. He's still sad about his wife when he's at home He's not sad about his wife the 12 hours He's at work though because he doesn't even know who that is and it allows him to be productive and earn a living and not be Yeah, get off his rear end dude

I would be like it would change my mornings from waking up feeling a tidal wave of dread to get up, get out of bed. Get up, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da there. But, but, but you know, when you go to work, then right after that, it feels like you're done working. It's like, you know, when you get put out. Yeah, but it's like, but it's like why it's like, why people are such ardent believers in, uh, meditation. It's also why people are so like, some people, I mean, sex is the ultimate version of this. It's like, it makes, it takes you away from the awfulness of whatever your milieu is,

and you're just like out of it. 100% of your time is still 100% of your time though. It still seems that way, is what I'm saying. Yeah, but it is, but because you've lived a whole life, 12 hours is half of 24. So yeah, no, I know that, but you're saying. Less time as your dreaded self. Okay.

So you're more, okay, yeah, okay, all right. It's making a little more sense now that you're explaining it, why someone would do it, but it wouldn't, I wouldn't, talking to me, it's not, I would never do it. A lot of people in the show, even the stuff you've seen, are people that are very anti. Yeah, yeah, I know. Trying to make them sign stuff.

I mean, look, if you want to do it, do it. But I wouldn't do it. I would do it in a second. Bring it over. Get it done. So if you were in Lifeline, you would be which one? Your Innie or your Audi? Well, no, I mean, I wouldn't.

This is Audi stuff. This is fine, yeah. It's a job. But no, I wouldn't this is out each stuff. This is fine. Yeah, it's a job But no, I wouldn't do any stuff. I wouldn't be in any because of I hate lifeline. I Mean that's not my reason. Oh start the start the clock. It's episode 153 and Happy birthday to Kyrie Irving and Kwan Doe Rondo. Who's that? And most importantly, the greatest father who ever lived, Keir Egan. Ha, psych.

Little severance joke for you. The greatest father who ever lived, Bill DeLeah. William Vincent DeLeah. It's our dad's birthday. Happy birthday. I love you so much. I love you too. And I will kiss you. Next time you too. And I will kiss you.

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Jim, that's a James Brown thing. Nice, thanks for explaining to everyone. I, you don't wear contacts, huh? No, you ask me this a lot. I know, I know, but you never wear contacts. Not never, no. I mean, I have them in my bag. You want me to put them in right now?

I don't know. I'll do it. Really? Dude, you think I won't do it them in my bag. You want me to put them in right now? I don't know. I'll do it. Really? Dude, you think I won't do it? Well, no, not especially if you're saying you will. Do you think I'm the kind of guy that wouldn't do it? No, I just, so why do you have them in your bag then? In case I need to make a switcheroni. But why would you need to make a switcheroni?

In case- You need to like swim? No, actually, I don't know. What would you wear? Okay, you wake up one day, what would you put your contacts in for what? Oh, uh. If you had a day where you were gonna do what? It's rare, cause I don't do it anymore,

but like when I obviously, when I act, I have to put in contacts. Oh, okay. I mean, not have to, but generally you speak. Right, right, right. It's probably gonna gross people out. Let's do this live, let's see how this works. It's not gross to me.

I do it almost every day. It's not gross to me. I do it almost every day. It's not gross for you to look at other people do it? No. No, I do it every single day. This is the hard part, obviously, because I can't really see getting it out. Yeah. What are you guys' vision?

Mine is awful. Mine's bad, yeah. I think yours is worse, no? I think it's slightly worse, maybe, but. OK, so what is your contact prescription? Let's go with that? Let's see zero negative Four exactly. That's what mine is. Oh and then negative three point five both are negative four four. Okay, so yours is a little worse I'm negative four point five Wow yours is the worst of all of us guys beat so you're wearing a contacts now

Oh, yeah, so why don't you get LASIK? You're in contact now? Oh yeah. So why don't you get LASIK? I don't know. You would maybe. I would. Yeah, same. I just haven't.

Oh, it worked perfectly. I put them in the right way. So now how do you feel right now? How I feel? Like how do you feel with just your contacts and that you can see? I don't know. I had a slight headache, so I'm worried it might come back.

But other than that, I feel completely exactly the same. Do you feel like opened up though? And like wow. I had my sunglasses on, so I feel like it's brighter, but that's it. Wow, okay. Yeah. Damn, that's crazy, huh?

Yeah. Also, actually, you know what? Good job putting them in. I showed Calvin. Yeah, that was crazy fast how I got him in. Yeah, I showed Calvin to put him in. He was watching me put him in and he was like, whoa, that's cool.

It was really cute. When your daddy gets to do stuff like that and it's beautiful. Are you still putting glasses on? It's a bitch unfold them so bitch to unfold them Yep, I remember them so bitch to unfold glasses, dude Hold on I gotta put my glasses away Wow, I just realized if your elbows are close together, super bitch.

Yeah, no matter what. Anyway, so all right, cool. Yeah, interesting. All right, but you can see way better with contacts. You know what the eye doctor told me? My left eye gets worse and worse, and my right eye doesn't really. So he said if you wear an eye patch for half

an hour a day, that'll stop happening. Because it's something to do with the connection from my brain to my eye. Working too hard? Yeah, it's working too hard. It's messing up. And he said, if I do that for like six months, half hour a day, if I'm a pirate,

if I'm just like, I rock the plank man, for half hour a day, then I would get better. I rock the plank man. I take for half hour a day. Yeah, I remember. Then I would get better. Maybe I'll do that. I think they get, everyone's eyes get worse as they age. Well, yeah. Don't they get worse? Isn't the rate slower when you're wearing contacts?

Oh, I don't know. Cause the lens is closer to your eye. Interesting, I don't know. But I will say though that at 44 is when it's like 43, 44 is when it starts to really kind of get bad. But I don't really feel it too much. The worsening? A little bit maybe.

But you know, I still feel good. I will say though, for the first time in my life, I felt a little older this past year. I would say though, for the first time in my life, I felt a little older this past year. Because it's too, it's like getting up off the couch. I'm like, oh, okay, oh man. You know when you see an old,

like I was looking at Christopher Walken standing in Severance and he's got that old man stance. And I'm like, oh damn, that happens to every guy, you know? And it's gonna happen. Which is what though? It's just like, you know, a little bit hunched over and like, it looks like you're ready for something. And you're just like ready.

Like you're, even though it's just, you're standing there cause you're like, what do I have to do next? Like, I don't know what it is, but as an old guy, but that's just like such a stance that old guys have. And it's like, that's gonna be me one day. And it starts with getting off the couch like, brrr, you know?

Yeah, my knees are really bad. So if I crouch on my knees, I'm like, I gotta like use my hand. Really? See, that's where, that's such, that little thing will make you look like so much more of an old man. Just that.

But I don't, dude, I've never had bad knees. I have a bad lower back, but yeah, I don't know. My lower back never, ever, ever hurts. Unless I throw it out. That's nuts, dude. That is nuts. But clearing out my back room now and then like ripping out these shelves

and taking all these books, put them in boxes and I'm just waiting. Oh yeah, yeah. Just waiting for my back to just. Just use your core, dude. Never stop. Never stop using your core. Anyway.

All right, is that caught up or? No, it's not that caught up. We don't know where we are now. It's five o'clock. We could start. We could start our thing. Okay, yeah, all right. Let's go.

Hey Matt and Chris, I got a quick question for you. In Oregon. So I play soccer in like a men's league. I'm 29. It's just like guys that play for fun. There's some teams. It's competitive, but it's fun. In Oregon. And most everyone's nice. Most everyone's kind of friends or at least chatty. I know where he's going with this. But something I hear, not like super frequently, but semi-frequently, is that people use the F, like the F word, F-A-G, as an insult.

And I'm oh and Most of them know that he's never been appointed contention and I don't think anyone who says that word says it with like a lot Of malice. Yeah, but I still don't think that it's the best word to use especially when you're using it as an insult well, there are way that I can tell people to maybe change what they're saying without coming across like a Like I'm whining about it. Yeah, Interesting. Thanks. It's weird because, uh, sorry, he mentioned that he's gay. I think he said he's gay. Oh, right. I missed that. I think he said he's gay when, when we were saying, oh, or something. But, um, it's weird. That's one of those weird things because like he's coming at it. Like, I don't think that they're saying it against gays.

I think they're just saying it like it's because it's in the zeitgeist of what people sometimes say as an insult to someone's masculinity, which, you know, he's being very cool about it. But there's the extra thing where it's like, if, so they know he's gay. So to let that either slip your mind and still do it or be like, he's gay, but that's not why I'm saying it anyway, I'm gonna do it. It's just like, why? It's like, it's so easy to be like,

maybe I won't do that. I'll pick a different one. Like, and it's not, you know, I know there's all the, well, you say, you know, I'm tired of this puss, people getting upset about everything you say. It's like, dude, it's not that. It's not even that, dude. It's just... Yeah, no, it's a weird thing. It's a slur for a kind of person that you're saying it with an earshot of. Right. Like, what is the even the... Well, because I think the other side would argue,

I don't mean I don't like gay people when I say it. It's not that. I'm sure it's not, but he should confront them about it. And then they can say that, and then he can stop feeling weird about it, because at least he said something. What this comes down to more than them not saying it is him not saying something about it, I'm sure.

Or just start calling them that, overboard. Then this way they're like, man, what the? What it comes down to is A, if you're right that he actually did say he's gay and B, if they all know that he is. If they all don't know that he is. He said they all know. He said they all know I'm gay.

From what I heard, yeah. Okay, all right. Should we play it back to find out? It's kind of a good idea. Sure, if you want to. Can you play it back? Hey, Matt and Chris, I got a quick question for you. So I play soccer in a men's league.

I'm 29. It's just guys that play for fun. There's some teams. It's competitive, but it's fun. And most everyone's nice. Most everyone's's kind of friends or at least chatty But something I hear not like super frequently But semi frequently is that people use the F like the F word F AG as an insult and I'm gay No, and they go most of them know that yeah. Okay. Stop it. Yeah, I had wow, that's crazy

I heard none of it's like the most important part because we he's we when he said FAG and we did the thing we go Oh, yeah, and we were talking because he said F word. I thought he meant Fuck. Oh you did. Yeah. Well at first the F word. Yeah, but I knew a guy I don't think he I feel you just say fuck But anyway, what I know I guess you're right. But yeah, that's why I said oh anyway, um Yeah, no, then if they know that you are gay and they're still saying that, I really firmly believe that that's extremely strange and that you should say something.

Because not like, hey, you fucking dickheads, unless that's like, if that's the way you guys talk to each other as competitive men joking around, like, hey, fucking fucking dickheads. Unless that's like, if that's the way you guys talk to each other as competitive men joking around, like hey, fucking assholes, I'm gay. Can you stop saying fag? If that is the way some men talk to each other, especially when they're playing sports, what I'm surprised about is that 20,

around 29 year old-ish guys are still using that word. That's way more of like Gen X and like millennium. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, like older. Yeah. Maybe the people he plays with are older. Maybe, yeah. But also, yeah, you're right actually,

but maybe you just say... Also, that's weird how often... I played in an adult baseball league. Well, he said it's not crazy often. And like, I guess maybe because I'm not gay, I don't notice it, but I don't remember anybody ever calling anyone that. But yeah, if you're that, you're gonna notice it more.

I mean, it was used so much in like 2000, you know? Yeah. But yeah, I guess say something. It's one of those things where they're gonna, yeah. If they might think you're a whiny bitch, but if you don't do it like a whiny bitch, it's like, at least you did what you did and you did it your way

and there's nothing they can you know What I mean, I think if you really want on them like have a Plant a flag on like the it's not a big deal side I think you want to just say next time it somebody says it and like more than one person hears it I think it's like a loud one and everybody hears it and maybe you maybe you can just say something like, hey guys, pick a different word. You all know I'm gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good, that's good. We good?

And like it'll. And then score a goal on them. It'll sound not like you're that angry, but more that you're like, you got, dude, come on. What's the deal here? What are you doing? Yeah, guys, you guys know I'm, you know I fuck butts? Don't say that.

Score and then run fucking, you know what I mean? Press play. You're the best around. You're going to have a stereo around for that though. Well, if you set it up though. Bring the stereo. Guys, you know what, you know, I don't know if you're a top or a bottom, whatever, but you know I'm a top.

Stop saying it. Score. You're the best around. No one's ever going to bring you down. You're the best around. Are most gay guys tops or bottoms? Well, half and half. But what I'm saying is are our most gay guys both? Oh, no. I don't know. I guess. Oh, caught him.

But I thought you were one or the other, pretty much. That's what I'm asking. But you're probably dabbling all of it. You know what I mean? Get a little list of all that. I know the one gay couple that I know well, I know that each of them is only one. Like one of the guys is the top one is the bottom.

I was like, oh, damn. And I thought they were like an exception. But I'm realizing guys is the top one is the bottom. I was like, oh damn. And I thought they were like an exception. But I'm realizing now that maybe that's not the case. Yeah, I think that's more often than not. But I'm just like, either way, you're the best around. Changed it. Nothing ever gonna lay you down.

You're the best around. That's the bottom. So anyway. That's the bottom. So anyway. That's a good submission, honestly. That's like a weird situation, for sure. The last thing I'll say about that is what's extra weird, is that that is one of the only slurs that is on the line of, what do I do?

Because if there was the one black dude, and they were saying the N word, immediately, everyone would be like, the black dude, one black dude, and they were like saying the N word, it would be like immediately, like everyone would be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you know? But yeah. Right, yeah. Okay. Hey, Chris and Matt.

I was hoping after COVID that we would just stop shaking hands. Yeah. I get it in like a business environment, but I'm more of a fist bump kind of guy, which leads me to my question. When you give a fist bump, do you do it like this or like this? I don't, I do neither of those.

You wanna know what I do? But you do it. I do it like this. What do you expect the other person to do? I show them I'm gonna do it and then they go put it out and I just go boom and I hit it like that. Oh okay. I go yo and if so or if someone dude I all the time at the meet and greets yeah people will be like Chris and I'll go like this and then they'll go and I go I wait there and Danny always says, you know, the guy I bring on the road with me,

he's always like, God, I can't believe you stay in that until they break, because it makes him uncomfortable, I guess, I'm not uncomfortable though, dude. Hey, this is what we do, hey. Why, what is the thing about not shaking hands? Who cares? What's the big deal? I will, I stand by this right here.

You get, or I get sick way less when you don't touch the inside of people's disgusting clammy hands. You're saying this because this is a theory you have or because through experience you've learned? Experience. Oh really? Yeah, but I mean like shaking a hundred people's hands, you're gonna get sick, period.

Nice to meet you, nice to meet you. Stop doing that. Into, into. Stop touching your face and nose. Oh, oh, oh, for four days. I got an idea, wear a glove for every new person and make them wait while you put a glove on. Say, I could give you a pound,

but if you wanna shake my hand, I'm gonna keep doing this. I should have them walk up with the glove inside out and I just go yeah nice to meet you. Yeah, dude I just it's it's actually look I Will shake someone's hand. It's I'm not like no way. I'm not like I'm not OCD about it, but it's it's actually If you think about it, it's fucking disgusting that we shake each other's hands. With the shit you touch, are you kidding me? Bro, I've touched inside my nose, I wipe my butt. You know what I'm saying?

Like other people do crazy shit. Women will walk around, they'll just put in their pussy, you know what I mean, for no reason. Geez, really? They keep their keys there sometimes, but it's just like, no, it's insane. It's insane. It's disgusting.

How many people have a clammy hand? How about when you know someone's gonna have a clammy hand, you go, ah, fuck, they're gonna have a clammy hand. I knew it. Fuck, I can't say anything. It's disgusting. It's cold and wet. Bro, that's disgusting.

That's disgusting. Wipe it off on them. I don't know. That doesn't bother me, but I get it, obviously obviously what you're saying. Of course you get sick more by touching people's hands than not but I'm more of a man of the people than you are I guess. Yeah. And I'm just like you stick out your hand you want me to shake it I will shake your hand. I'm not like a pussy. No it's not about being

a pussy. To me it is. You're trying to take me down to your shit. No, dude. I got this. This is what I do. No one's trying to take anyone anywhere. Somebody's offering you their hand to greet you. Yeah, but what is this, like 1930, bro? No, it's... This was not an issue until COVID. It's more like, what is this, 2020? Oh, I did it before COVID.

Yeah, you and Harry Mandel and that's it. But I don't do it in the way Harry Mandel does it. Well, what does he do? Because if some, he won't shake someone's hand. I will. Okay, how about this? This is the truth. I was at, it doesn't matter where I was.

Was that at Gay Orgy? This- You know what, we'll leave that out. My friend is, has had a boyfriend for like years and I've never met him. And she brought him to this thing that I was at and I finally met him and I went to shake his hand

and he did that. And I, and did what you do yeah and I was like fuck this well that I wouldn't do that fuck is this guy no it no yeah shake my fucking you know who I am if it's somebody like that I would absolutely shake their okay if it's just people yeah I mean many people come up to me yeah you know yeah a you know, yeah, 100%. Got it, got it, got it. But you're doing that not often, you know what I mean?

Yeah, I had a guy come up to me the other day, I didn't realize he was crazy till he did it, but he was like, and I go, oh wow, all right, I'll shake his hand, you know, and he goes, and almost jerk, I'll go, oh fuck You know, and he goes, and almost jerk. Oh, fuck. And then he he did like this and then hit and he punched it. Yeah, he was completely crazy.

Where was it like Phil's coffee? Get it. Stay away from Phil's. Oh, really? Anyway, you'll go to any coffee shop as long as it's not good. Huh? As long as it's around. No, I don't I don't like. I don't like that. Those like. I figure it out, bro. I figure it out.

And also Phil's is not not good. I think Phil's is honestly one of the worst kinds of coffee I've ever had in my life. Okay, but have you had the filtered soul cold brew? Oh, I don't drink cold brew, so I don't know. Cold brew is where it's at there. So. We get into this argument a lot.

We'll disagree about a place and it'll come down to how good their cold brew is. Right. That's, I never have it and you always have it. Alfred's cold brew is okay. This is why you don't like it. Pete's not good cold brew. Very good four shots over ice though.

Thank you. So what's your favorite coffee place? Right now? Anytime, well yeah. 507.. So what's your favorite coffee place? Right now? Anytime, well yeah. 507. Oh, what's that? It's in the like a Thousand Oaks area. Five oh seven.

Five oh seven, sorry. Cause they spell one and then the number is the other one, but it's really five or seven, cause five or seven is the Thousand Oaks. Area code? Yeah. I got hoes. Or wait, I got cold brew. I got cold brew in different area codes.

507. 507, that's really it, that one. So bad. So bad. Only 507. 507. I'm also still confused about the name thing, but it doesn't matter. There's no reason to dwell on it, but I'm so confused about the name. F I V E O seven is how you spell it.

Oh, so that's the name of the place. Right. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Gotcha. Five Oh seven, five Oh seven. Dude.

God, ludicrous, man. He hates you. Hoes. He probably doesn't even remember me at this point, but I know him. He hates you. Hose! Dude, Nate Dogg was the shit, bro!

Like, so the shit, bro! How old was he when he died? Elevated, not 50 something, elevated every song he was on. Elevated every, would elevate Nelly Furtado, dude. I'm like a bird, she only flies away, this hole flies away. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So he was, he was four... I can't do that math. Oh, he was, wait, he was 51. Okay, well. Told you. Oh, one thing I'm'm jealous about and I, and it's, you know,

I'm not saying it's the only thing I'm jealous about, but like I'm not jealous of other cultures, other races. I'm jealous that black guys. I was right. He was 41. Oh my God. Oh wow. Really? He was literally our age. Wow. Fuck. How did he die? Yeah. Cancer or I thought it was a heart thing. Yeah. He was literally our age Wow fuck How do you die? Yeah cancer or I thought was a hard thing. Yeah but black guys are the only race I could do the

Bandana backwards, bro Yeah, you can't do that if you're a white guy or any boy any other kind of race. Well, how do you die? Get a stroke. Stroke? He had a stroke. Stroke! He entered a, oh his body's left side. I got strokes!

Either his cognition or his voice were affected. He was expected to fully recover. Oh, he was? And then he just suffered another one, like a year later. Oh, another one a year later? He was fine. Half strokes every year.

He was fine. It's so shitty what I'm doing, but it's funny. Come on. Come on, it's funny, though. I know it's sad. And why I love it. Look, no, Nate Dogg. I love Nate Dogg.

Still funny to go, half strokes every year. Damn, that sucks, dude. That's too much to think about. He was, and talk about, oh bro, he was so dope and so gangsta, and also just, I mean, found, let me tell you something, dude, found the motherfucker,

when you talk about finding your lane, bro, this guy, unbelievable. And the way he dressed, dude, he was so dope. Anthony clicking on the fucking one thing I don't wanna fucking see. He always guys on the wrong one. God damn this piece of shit, dude. Never thought about fire until right now.

He's in a wheelchair. He clicks on a piece of the wheelchair. Last video of him alive, the guy's in a wheelchair with a fucking tube in his mouth. He clicks on that. So, so fucking terrible, dude. Anthony. Stroke.

I thought maybe you'd want to watch it on luxury. I'm sorry. You want to watch it on what? I thought maybe you'd want to watch it on luxury. This guy wants to watch a guy die on luxury. This is the most upsetting thing to look at on luxury. You want to watch Nate Dog die on luxury? Let's watch it on luxury.

Patreon.com. Let to watch Nate Dogg die on luxury? Let's watch it on luxury. Patreon.com. Let's watch Nate Dogg die. There's a funeral that Anthony made a bigger image of, which is also wrong to do. Yeah, dude, to celebrate his life, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This fucking guy. Hey, only picture of Nate Dogg nine years after he died.

A lot of pictures of a guy that famous. Yeah. I liked when he wore the hat with the little brim. Fuck yeah, bro. And I wouldn't like that on anybody, but I liked that on him. Very few people could wear that. It's a shame this motherfucker died early because that guy put out good music. Man, could you imagine the fucking bangers that would be coming out today? Look at that headline, Nate Dogg's music still generating royalties seven years after his death.

I mean, dude, this guy, imagine he would have, dude, he'd have shit with like all the guys now. Oh, I wonder who he'd be like, I wonder how he'd feel about autotune, you know? Cause you'd probably be like, not using it, you know? Cause he's an OG. Wow, wow, wow, look how rich he was. Never thought he was using that autotune.

His widow, Latoya Calvin, is that right? is receiving a stipend of 30 grand a year. Oh no, a month, sorry. While his son is getting almost 12 grand, there are seven other family members who are getting over 8 grand each. Wow. This guy was loaded. Fucking awesome. You know why? He was a fucking hit maker. You put that song, ooh wee, ooh wee, na na na na, na na na na na.

Dude never would have been a hit without him doing that ooh wee shit. Never leave me alone. Never would that have been a hit if without him. His son is on a probation for dealing Xanax. He was playing football at college and he got caught. That sucks. Don't do that, dude. Well.

Let him play football. Oh, yeah. Distributing Xanax, dude. Well, it depends how much. Sure, sure, sure. OK. Got to believe a kid in college is not just like a slanger. Maybe not, but I mean, you know,

that's what Nate Dogg sang about. I would- Slang's ends every day. I could never be put on the jury, man. I know, I get it. Because I would just be like, he's innocent, she's innocent. I don't really know what they did. Unless there's just video of like a knife being held

and the person's face being like, it's me. And then they say their name, watch what I'm doing with this knife. Then unless there's that. Maybe you don't need the actual person saying it. I would need them saying their name and their birth date, like at CVS. Hi, first to Leah.

32980, I'm going to be killing this person. Just watch. And then at the table in the courtroom, I didn't do it. And the jury would be 11 to one. I'd be like, I just, who'd be AI? I don't know, dude. I just don't, I don't believe it. I don't know, I don't know.

Slang's hands every day. Dude, I think that it's a shame he passed away, man. Yo, I've been listening to this one. Of course it is though, but he was 41. That's a shame that anybody passed away. I get what you're saying. It's a shame when anyone passes away. 41 dude? That shit Dude his bangers. I mean he'd be on shit with I guarantee he would have branched out of hip-hop He would have been on fucking shit with Garth Brooks. Yeah, by now. Yeah, he definitely was. Why you wearing two shirts?

You know what I mean? Like that's what Garth Brooks wears those fucking two shirts things He wears two shirts. One half is one way and then one half is. You know what I mean? Like that's what Garth Brooks wears those fucking two shirts things. He wears two shirts. One half is one way and then one half is another. What do you mean? You got a shirt that's black on one side and colorful on the other. You know how many does that shit? Garth Brooks with one shirt half a different way

than another shirt. Garth Brooks wearing a black, half black shirt and then the other half is multi-color. Oh, we should have known it was gonna be like that. Yeah, that's gonna be hard to find. Yeah. Oh look at Garth, dude. Yeah, I mean we're kind of getting to luxury Looking like a chessboard or like got any shirts that look like chessboard gains Chris Gaines. That was wild If you there it is, what is this shit that he does? I can't decide, so fuck it, sew them together. He literally has more money

than Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos combined. Wear two shirts at once. Go to the pictures of Garth Brooks's wackiest shirts. Oh man, he did. Click on it where it says it right in front of your face. There you go, there you go. That's not wacky at all. Wow.

They're gonna make you do next, next, next. I hate that. Don't I? There's one, there's one. Look at that, oh wow. So that's traditional Garth Brooks wear. Just get out of here, like I hate the pop-ups. Pop-ups too.

That's classic Garth. That's not weird. They didn't even search. Dad Garth. That is not a shirt. That's not a shirt. That's more just art. Oh, that's kinda gangster. That one's good. I like that one. Just a good shirt.

Still half and half though. Garth Brooks was just half and half shirts crazy. That's a wild mountain rain. That's the one. That is bad. That's the one I would want. I gotta get that though. Yeah.

That's literally just a denim shirt. All denim, all denim. Just a Canadian tuxedo and that's all it is. Anyway. Wow. That's nothing. That was the word. I'm sorry for making everybody.

That was terrible. It's okay. Let's do another one. Let's do another submission. Yeah, another submission. I'm sorry that was the word. I'm sorry for making everybody. Yeah, that's okay. It's okay Let's do another one. Yes another submission Okay, real talk right now, why is it that There was a display they oh boy very round women

Get him get very mad at me when I get them to wear the droid What is when I get them to what? Does that make any sense? No when I get them to what not right away. Um Hold on he explains. Okay, two women caught very mad at me earlier And I like this is Adam Sandler scooted out of the way Getting the entire sidewalk I think like they were like, oh, she's gonna do that Huh

There are people wearing out and he had a swastika on his shirt there. Oh, I think we know why there are people Where you're walking? I mean, where's this guy? I mean what if they're in the middle of a field Do you understand what he's asking? Yes, I do Where you're walking? I mean, where is this guy? I mean, they're in the middle of a field. Do you understand what he's asking? Yes, I do. There are two women that were walking down the sidewalk. And he got out of the way so they could get by. Gave them the right of way.

So I don't know if it was. He moved off the sidewalk so they could walk by, and they were offended that he overcompensated for their size. Well, I mean, depending on how you do it, if you're like this, pfft, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and he walks away, you know? Yeah, but I doubt,

I think what he's saying is he just stepped away. I don't think he did that. Maybe he's trying to be polite, you know? Well, obviously he is, that's what his point is. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, but I'm saying you can come off a certain way, and just because you're trying to be polite doesn't mean they don't have experienced it as assault. I will say that the only time a woman did that kind of thing to me was I didn't think

about it beforehand, but this woman was actually fat and she had been sitting on a chair and what caught my attention about her is that someone sitting on a chair, the chair broke and I saw the, it got caught out of the corner of my eye. I was literally on the street and there was a bar patio and I saw out of the corner of my eye and then there's suddenly somebody on the ground. I'm the closest person to this person.

I reach over the barrier, I, it was hardly a barrier. You were walking. I was walking past and I went to get her my hand to help her get up and she looked at me like I was making a joke about her weight. And I immediately was like, bye. I was like, I don't wanna be a part of this. Yeah, she's embarrassed, that's why.

Totally, totally, but it was very strange because it was like, okay fatty and walked away. I mean, I wanted to get out of the situation so quickly. Break chairs every day. Yeah. That is, I saw a dude fall. Who was I with? Was I with one of you guys when the guy fell through glass at Higley's?

Him. Were you there? Yes. Oh, that was so funny. That was so funny. How did that even happen? Explain what happened. He was sitting, he like leaned up against the glass.

I mean, bro, he leaned up against the glass, just kind of lightly, and then just goes, and so his ass was outside, all right? And I mean, dude, it was the kind of thing where you're like, oh, oh no, like just shards of glass up into his anus. He just goes, and he goes like, oh God, he was all red faced. He was like, I don't know, I'm actually okay. Just fucking blood, shitting blood.

Was he bleeding? It didn't seem like it, but I mean, he wasn't pretty. When he got home, he must've been like, I mean he wasn't pretty when he got home he must have been like I mean dude he was definitely going to the doctor you know? Oh man that's I mean hey Higley's have better glass or something right? Well don't lean up against the glass though. That's true definitely. But but it was you know it was like what 20 or something 20 something. I can't remember what the guy's name was but. Should I you know what I I remember it differently.

OK, what does it mean? Yeah, I remember it very differently, too. And I wasn't even there. You weren't even there. I know. I remember the story differently. OK, what's up? It was that guy.

I don't even remember who it was. Well, whatever. It doesn't matter. Was it Bill Clinton? Two buddies, like kind of roughhousing. No, I don't remember it like that at all. Keep going. They weren't being serious or, you know.

Yeah, they were just goof goofing around and like, and one of them pushed, two people fell through the glass. Oh, they didn't fall through it. They fell halfway. They were stuck in the glass. They were stuck in between the inside and outside. And I remember this huge shard just hanging down.

Yeah, it was just one. I thought it was just one though. Like at the end of Ghost. I thought it was just one. They might've been horse playing, but no one was serious. Yeah, okay was just one. I thought it was just one. Like at the end of Ghost? I thought it was just one. They might have been horse playing, but no one was serious. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, yeah. But it was mostly one guy that fell through it. But then what? They got lucky as hell or what? Yeah, they didn't. It was shocking how they walked away with no, it was like Bruce Willis from Unbreakable. Geez, that happened. You know, the guys, that happens at the end of the movie Ghost.

And Tony Goldwyn, he's not so lucky. Right, right, right, right. Cause the shards, and Tony Goldwyn's like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Worst acting, worst acting, it's not a comedy. It goes like this, it goes eee, and it just goes eee. Yeah, ruined Ghost for everyone.

Ruined the movie entirely. Even if you've seen it, you've ruined it. All right. Man, Ghost, dude. So another one. Make a note of Ghost, Anthony, for- Patreon. For Lifeline.

Yeah, that and Nate Dog dying. Nate Dog's last breath and Ghost, go ahead. Yeah, I already had that done. Hey guys, I'm Campbell from Nashville. Quite short. And earlier this month, I started treatment for cancer. Oh man. Which is, it's pretty minor cancer. I'm not gonna die. Can I start? And earlier this month I started treatment for cancer. Oh man. Which is, it's pretty minor cancer.

I'm not gonna die or anything like that. But I am starting to go bald pretty rapidly this week. Oh wow, okay. You can see even in my beard, it's getting a little patchy and stuff and my hair is going, going, going. Damn. So my question for you is.

You've got a great hat to cover it up. When I'm fully bald, how can I rock the look? Should I do some fun wigs, head tattoos, do rags, any ideas you guys have, just trying to avoid looking like a Ravendorf for the duration of my treatment. So let me know what you think. Sorry you're going through that. We're happy to hear it's not gonna be lethal. You seem like you're very good spirits about it. Yeah, for real.

So what? It's not gonna be fatal, not lethal. Fatal is in this context the right word. Well, it's kind of lethal though because radiation is killing you. So, got out of that one. The radiation itself is lethal, but potentially lethal, but that's not the right way to say it.

It's lethal if it keeps poisoning him from radiation. Yes, God, out of that one. It's not the context in which he was talking. It would be fatal if he died. Died. Potentially fatal. Of cancer, but the radiation isn't lethal, and the cancer isn't fatal. So, yes, God, out of that one.

What did you say? What did you say? I said, thank God it's not lethal. But I'm, you know, I guess I was talking about the radiation. And yet the radiation is lethal. Aha, okay, so that your explanation was actually it's not lethal. Indirect, how much radiation you're getting is not lethal. And that, yes, got into that one.

So stupid, dude. Just will not. Well, thank God how much radiation you're getting is not lethal. There you go. That's what it would have been, I guess. So anyway, well, cancer is lethal. We can agree on that.

Cancer is lethal, yeah. So. But not always. Yeah, in this case it's not. In this case it certainly isn't. Sometimes it's lethal. Just got another one. Yeah, okay.

Lethal weapon. I'm fucking real, dude. Yeah, so anyway, sorry. And also, get some head tattoos. Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, I thought about that. But I mean, your hair is going to grow back, obviously. Yeah, true. So maybe-

First of all, if it's starting to get patchy, you shave it. Right. You immediately get rid of all your hair. Because don't let it be a thing where people are like, oh, that guy's going through chemo. You don't want that. You could get some cool hats, you know? Like that Nate Dog hat.

You can get the, you can do a durag backwards, like Tupac and Nate Dog did. I don't think a, you could change the game. A wig would be wise. Unless you're known as the jokester of the crew. Don't get a wig that kind of looks almost real. Get one that's super fake. Yeah, it doesn't work well, yeah.

Or even like a neon one. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, sorry to hear about that. That's rough, but you look like you're in good spirits and it's not lethal, the radiation. So, I don't know that one. Yeah, own it, whatever you do. Just don't, and don't, not that you would,

but like don't draw attention to it because you're worried people are gonna notice in the first place. Yeah, like a school teacher, like a fat female school teacher would Wow, they would they would Okay. Yeah, you know, I'm I'm owning it. Everyone's gonna know I'm taking the power back You know what I mean? Like a fucking social studies teacher. That's just like 43 fucking super plump and just Yeah, deal with it. You know, I mean that camera man hein shit you know it what didn't you write a book hey i'm fat deal with it or what

the fuck oh yeah what a camera man hein book hey i'm fat that's your fault or some shit that's your fault in metropolis it's like so confrontational though fuck Fuck you, I'm fat, you bitch. Fuckin', anyone who has anything to say, I'll have your fucking, I'll Columbia necktie you. Wake up, I'm fat. Yeah, that's too confrontational for me. I mean, that actually isn't nearly as bad as what I thought it was to be perfectly honest. I thought it actually was.

Fuck you, I'm fat. I'm fat, deal with it. Fuck you, I'm fat would be amazing. I'm fat, and that's your fault would be the best. That is the title of my book. Yeah, for sure. I'm gonna get fat just so I can do that amazing. I'm fat and that's your fault would be the best. That is the title of my book. Yeah, for sure. I'm gonna get fat just so I can do that one. Yeah, you are fat.

Write it now. I'm not fat. Write it real quick before you lose weight. I'm not fat. I am, I have a great body, okay? And when I post things on Instagram that look unflattering, it's just the angle. Next one.

Let me wow. Hi everybody. I went to dinner tonight and I saw an old person eating alone and it made me really sad and I left and I cried my whole drive home. You can see my tears on my shirt. I was not okay. I couldn't pull myself together.

The thing is I was also eating alone. I eat alone all the time. I like being alone. I've been single my whole life because I like being alone It's a good time But for some reason whenever I see anybody else alone, especially if they're eating and especially if they're old I lose it. I can't handle it. I don't know why this is I don't think it's a unique experience I think a lot of people feel this way and I wonder if y'all have any ideas about why we feel this way, even though we don't feel that sad when we are alone. Or maybe we do, but we're just not feeling our feelings. So let me know what

you think. I forgot to say that over the summer, you guys told me I looked like Jacob, oh lord, do you sister? Yes. And I'm not his sister, you guys told me I looked like Jacob, Oh Lord, do you sister? Yes. And I'm not his sister, but that made me laugh really hard. You do. That's right. I remember her from that. You're running for something.

I mean, maybe. You're running for something because she saw everything about herself in the guy. She doesn't even know the guy. She's worried about dying alone eventually when it comes to it. And she's got some shit that she's got to deal with. And she said herself, I'm still single because I like eating alone. Defense, defense, defense, dude. It's, it's something deep within her.

When, when I'm, when I'm, if I'm old and I'm eating alone, dude, fuck yeah, dude. She, she thinks that though, probably if you asked her that she thinks, I know, but if it wasn't happening in front of her, she would probably say, yeah, that's great. Cause I would not. The other side of it too. Cause she's being, she thinks, if it wasn't happening in front of her, she would probably say, yeah, that's great. Cause I would not. The other side of it too. Cause she's being, she's seeing herself in that.

And maybe. That's the most, that is such. Deeper shit. That is such armchair psychiatry. You don't know that. I know that because that's, I am, I know, you know I know it's deeper. Okay.

I know it's deeper when I see it. It's deeper. You're running from something. Get a man. No, I don't know. If you're a lesbian, get a woman. I don't know. I don't agree with that actually. I think though that... Munchbox. This is something we do a lot. We pro...

We do this really weird thing where we... We assume we know things about people we have no idea about and those things are always in the worst possible light in one of two ways. One, in the way it reflects on them and two, in the way it reflects on you. This is obviously the former for you. You assumed that guy was sad, alone, whatever, should, lonely, all the things that it's that you cried for. Yeah. That you made that up. Yeah. He could even be happy about the stuff you think he said. My solution... Oh fuck yeah, my wife died. You know? Instead of assuming I know anything about this

woman. No more ball and chain. Is yeah, you could have been super happy about it collecting the life insurance. Yeah But uh Don't assume things about other people especially if they're gonna give you make your life worse When you actually have no idea. Yeah, it doesn't it doesn't I mean it makes sense in that it is relatable I do that I think is a thing a lot of people do, but it's so dumb that we do it. Don't, all you gotta do is catch yourself doing it and then you'll stop.

But it's common and I can relate, but dude, you don't know anything about that guy. That guy could be actually having the first meal he's enjoyed in eight years. Also, which is very sad to be honest, but also he could literally be a serial killer. So now you're crying for a fucking guy who's got bodies under his floorboards,

or he's a Nazi, or, you know what I mean? Yeah, you're basically making up, yeah, that's a good point, you're making up a story that he's a great guy too. Yeah, you're making up so much shit, dude. It's just, you know what, you might as well be living in fucking Narnia, it doesn't exist.

You've made up a whole narrative about this old, sad guy. He's a really sweet guy. And- You're the bad guy. Okay. Because you're doing it. No, no one's bad in the whole entire story. Except Jacob Elordi. Who's that? Oh yeah. Who's that? Yeah, yeah, the guy.

But yeah, no you're uh, I think that's common especially among young people. Yeah, it is to assume these things And I'll hold you yeah, you don't know you don't know what a relief it is Sometimes to just be left. Yeah, dude for real. It's just like dude. Leave me alone Sever me no sever me no John Wayne Bobbitt what John Wayne Bobbitt? Sever me, baby Hi, my name is Gina living Arizona and I just have a question.

I need, I guess, and I, okay. I need you to settle like a 10 year debate with me and my 18 year old. Okay. One day in middle school, she came home and she was talking and she said the word pants. Pants. Like we pantsed him. Yeah. Or she pantsed them.

I get it. And I was very confused and realized after a while that she was meaning to say de-pants. Yeah, right. Which is when you obnoxiously pull somebody else's pants down. De-pants, you know? Sure, yeah. She refuses to believe that it's deep pantsed. She says pantsed.

Well, that's just what it came to be though. That's putting pants on. That's very funny. That's... It is... That's like a Seinfeld bit from 1997. You're dressing somebody. Yeah, it is, yeah.

When you're pantsing them. George Carlin in fucking 1970. Yeah. You're putting pants on, Pussyfight! Finally, please, help. Your- Help settle this. Thank you. It's examining, yeah.

Yeah. It just, it's a colloquialism. It's just what it came to be called. It doesn't mean, you know, if you put a shirt on, you're not fucking shirted. Yeah, yeah. Hey bro, shirt me. You know what I mean?

You're also not de-shirting when you take off your shirt. She's acting like it's knighted, like it's knighting. We will be knighting you. We will de-knight you if that happens. It's not that. I don't even like de-plane, to be honest. You're getting off the plane. That was made up recently.

De-plane? Uh-uh, no, that's an old, it's decades old. Really? Yeah, decades old. Decades. I never hear anyone say that. Actually, I got that from, it's a Carlin bit. He was like, de-plane?

You're getting off the plane or whatever. Yeah, you're right. That is a Carlin bit. They want you to observe the no smoking sign even when you're off the plane. I can't even say it from my mother fucking say pussy fart. Wow. What was the end? He I don't know. He says pussy fart sometimes in a thing. Anyway, I can't even fucking say it from where i'm saying Nice and the government doesn't care

What Is that ai george carton thing still out a thing no, it took itself the internet Oh, yeah, yeah, and the cunts and the government don't care big lawsuit off the internet. Oh yeah. Yeah. And the council and the government don't care. Big lawsuit. I don't know what happened with it. But they just had to take it down. Correct. ASAP.

Yeah. Yeah. And they were, there was trouble with it. And I mean, you're talking about the doozy thing. They had to publicly admit that it wasn't written by AI and that they wrote it as a bit because that was the basis of their suit I believe or their whatever legal action.

They were like you took something and wrote and put it into AI and they were like no we wrote this whole thing. Right right right and they did write it that was the whole thing. Which actually to be honest that's worse because if you're going to pretend like you didn't, if you're going to pretend like you, AI is just taking what Karlin already did and making it something Karlin would do. If you wrote it and then got AI to say it, that's more fraudulent. I think. I'm smart.

It's not. It's more fraudulent. Case closed. I don't get it. OK. What you're saying. So think about this. If I want to make a Carlin new Carlin hour, OK?

Yeah. I go, hey, take everything Carlin did. Yeah, I get it. Make it. It's all from him. Yeah. A version of something that he would do. If I write it and only AI his voice,

then it's my brain that's doing it. And I'm fraudulently using Carlin's voice. Yeah, right. Right. Yes, got to do that one. How is that more or less fraudulent? It's more, you're faking more. The other one is actually Carlin. You're also doing way more work. Why would they do that? Well, I do that? That is true. That's such a waste of time. That's true.

Geez. Yeah. They did a good job though. Whoever actually wrote it was like Whoa, that actually sounds just like... Chad is really, really a good writer. Yeah, he is. Not to say that Will isn't but Chad is a really good writer. That's what he does. So,

yeah, so, anyway. So that's it. Another one. Hi Matt and Chris. I'm wondering if I'm the only person who is bothered by this, but when people are talking about like the time of day, and let's say they're talking about like 3 a.m. and they say 3 a.m. in the morning. Oh wow. That is so frustrating to me because 3 a.m. is already the morning. It's already insinuating the morning. We know it's the morning. It's not 3 p.m. but then people add in the morning behind it. It's so aggravating to me. I don't know why it makes me so mad. Oh I know. But so many people say it so I'm feeling like I'm the only one who was bothered by this and

I just I got it now. Anyway love you guys I'm the only one who's bothered by this. And I just, I got it now. Anyway, love you guys, love the pod. Thank you. Thank you. Love you back. That is so stupid. I don't even know if I've heard that.

I don't think I've ever heard it. I must have heard it, but that's something. You maybe need new friends for real. That's crazy to say that. It's redundant. Yes, that's exactly right. Honestly, you don't even need to do like, well, the only time you need to say that. It's redundant. Yes, that's exactly right. Honestly, you don't even need to do like, well, the only time you need to say AM or PM

is when you're being like, very specific. So anything beyond that, 3 AM in the morning. Bro, I actually, if I heard someone say that, and no, no, no, if I heard someone say that twice, I'd go ballistic, dude. I'd go ballistic. I go ballistic. It'd be like that fucking flubber. You know what I mean? Where I'm just off of the fucking, the, the, I think what, no, hold on.

This is reminding me of something once when I was a kid. All right. Uh, I was 11 or 12 and I was in art class Okay in New Jersey. I don't really even know why I know I know I know what I'm gonna say Everyone in the class was about 11 or 12 some were 13, you know one of the guys There's a say your name. How would you are? He said One of the guys, say your name, how old you are, he said, nine going on 10. That's what he said.

He said every time, he said it two or three times. You know, I'm not going on 10. And then we had to fill in a thing and pass it along. There was a little box for your age because you just need one number. He squeezed in nine going on 10. Did you know about that? No.

Oh, bro. And I got the thing and I go, this motherfucker, I was already pissed off that this guy was saying nine going on 10 too many times. He squeezed it. By the way, we, we know what comes after nine. It's 10 and we all know because we're 11 and 12. Yeah, maybe, um, and he did this at three AM in the morning. Maybe he, it was his birthday. birthday was like in two weeks or something.

You know what? It simply doesn't matter. Should have just said 10 frankly. Yeah, just say, yeah, yeah, yeah, what the fuck? He doesn't have an ID, it's not like we can check. Dude, it doesn't matter if it's in two weeks or one day or seven months. It matters to him.

Yeah, but that made me, but you know what? We're not friends because of that. That's why you, yeah, you're still friends with everyone else in that class. I could still know that guy. You know what, you know what that reminds me of is, you know how children's shoes go from like, it goes up to 13 and then it starts over at one, right? Yeah. I was right on the line at some age and last year, I was right on the line at some age. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Last year. And I, at the shoe store, they're like, you know what,

let's take the shoe size thing out and put your feet on the thing. Oh, yeah. And they're like, you're actually still a 13. And I was like, I really wanted to be a one. Yeah, of course. Yeah. A one, you know? And man, I started crying like in the store

and I was like, no, I was like, I know I'm a one. And it was really sad. Oh, wow, dude. Okay, let's check your foot. You know what? You're still a 13. I mean, it's so weird the We care about as a kid, sir. It's the same thing.

I thought it was a what? He just, he wanted to be 10. He no longer wanted to be nine. Yeah. And I was buying, I was buying British Nights. Dude, the shit that kids think matter. Oh my, oh dude. I mean, Calvin the other day just,

hey, he goes, where's that game Guess Who? And I was like, oh, you know what? It's in the other house, it's not in our house, it's in the house that we're selling, you know, and we didn't bring it over yet. And he goes like this. Wow. I'm like, buddy, don't worry, we can get it.

Just, we'll get it tomorrow. You're like, is it what? And then just five minutes later, he's just watching TV. You know what I mean? Don't even, we can get it. Just we'll get it tomorrow. You're like, is it what? And then just five minutes later, he's just watching TV. You know what I mean? Don't even give a fuck. But it's like so funny, dude. It's so funny. Yeah.

God, I hate when kids cry. Oh, dude. That, it used to murder. It used to murder me. Now what? Now I understand it for what it is. They just can't deal with their emotions. Yeah, right.

And it's okay. But man, when I saw Calvin, ugh. Forget it. You know what I'm talking about? No, I know what you mean. What? No, I know what it's just. What?

Is that you? No. That was so weird. If it was, I'd be a witch, because that was so fucking weird what that sounded like. Should I squeeze my horn in or what? I mean, we're five minutes behind. Oh, right. Never mind. Yeah, we're up. What I would say is get my tickets.

I'm going to be in Las Vegas. I'm going to be in Portland, both Portlands, Portland, Maine as well, which is a great city. Ever been there? It's awesome. I've been everywhere. To finish the last woman's question, sorry to break it to you, but your daughter is right. Yeah, your daughter is right. You know, you don't want to be the... It's one of those things.

You know what it is? It's a perfect example of if you can't beat them, join them. You gotta say pants. I know why you don't want to. Because it's technically just not accurate. Yeah, but you can't be the person that's like, hey, they got got deep pants people just think that there's something wrong with you and there is so you can't beat him join him It sucks. It's one of those things. You just got to succumb. There we go. And that's where you have it Thank you very much. If you're not a part of the Lifeline luxury patreon get up in there get up in there patreon.com slash Lifeline luxury Obviously join me Patreon as well. Patreon.com slash Mattalya.

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