Lifeline - 155. Say Thank You

Episode Date: April 6, 2025

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Essential resources responsibly produced. It's happening now at BH 155 up in here 155 damn it's Sunday, April 6th. Yeah, this didn't happen today, but I wanna give an RIP out to Val Kilmer, one of the greatest to ever do it. Yeah, for real. We love you, hope you rest in peace. The end of your life was hard, but he was like still kicking. He was still doing a bunch of stuff. He was doing stage stuff.

Yeah. He was obsessed with Mark Twain at the end there. It was kind of wild how he kept at it. Yeah. So, much love to you about Kilmer and the whole Kilmer clan. But some people are still alive and one of them is Billy D. Williams. Happy birthday to you, Billy D. Williams. Happy birthday to Billy D. Williams.

And also I put my latest special out on YouTube, Grow or Die, and we did that together. So it's on my YouTube, Grow or Die. And we did that together. So it's on my YouTube. So go watch it. I cut it down a few minutes, and it's a little censored because of how YouTube is. But YouTube's terrible.

But if you want to get the, you can still get the original uncut version on my website. But this one is free on YouTube. So go there and watch it and like it and rate it and all that stuff. It all helps the algorithm. So thank you very much. And we both had a hand in making it, so I appreciate you.

For that. That was a crazy time making that thing. Yeah. I'm just thinking about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sure was. Cranston, Rhode Island, Portland, Maine, Casper, Wyoming, I'll be chrislea.com, Denver, New York, Boston, yeah, yeah. It sure was. Cranston, Rhode Island, Portland, Maine, Casper, Wyoming, I'll be chrislea.com, Denver, New York, Boston, Savannah,

Atlanta. Check out all these dates. So yeah. And I think I'm adding St. Louis. Dude's all over the place. Adding St. Louis? Yeah. Meet me in St. Louis, Louis.

Meet me at the fair. That would so be a high school musical that I did. It is a high school. Well, it's a musical. You know what I'm saying? A high school musical that I did. It is a high school. Well, it's a musical. You know it's a musical. Yeah. Yeah, that is such a. Anytime you're talking about a fair,

it's only in a musical because what the fuck, honestly, is a fair. Whoops, warped. Pleap it out. Caught himself this time. Of course, subscribe to our Patreon. There's more than 50 episodes up there of Lifeline Luxury, including two full live episodes that are both up there. Go subscribe now at

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No, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa, let me just say one thing before you guys even start. You guys were talking about it on the text thread. I had never heard of it. I looked it up, I saw one image of it and I knew right away that it was pure doggy doo doo. And I never needed to look at it, anything about it again.

What was the image you saw? It was an image, they were, looked like maybe they were on like the White House lawn and Sterling Brown was in the front, James Marsden was in the back. They were both in suits and I was like, this is ugly. This image is ugly. It sure is ugly. Is it? It sure is ugly, yes. Sure, it sure is ugly. That jumps? It sure is ugly, yes. Sure, it sure is ugly.

That jumps out at you. I knew it. And so start over, I'd never said it was good. Well, you likened it to 24. And you said it was good in that way. Yes. And it's not. That is way different.

It's bad. And it's not even good bad, honestly. It's so bad. And I love James Marsden. I do love that dude. It's all bad. It's so weird. Did they make it for a senior project,

is what I'm thinking. It's that bad? Bro. You, I mean. Is it not that bad? I mean, I think it is. I just think it moves along and it's like a fun concept. But bro, how many monologues are in it?

What is, like what is it? Say what it is. It's on Hulu. So nobody, it's on Hulu so nobody knows what it is. Right, it's on Hulu. I don't even know, it's one of those shows that, who knows if it was on network TV or not or Hulu or what, you know what I mean?

It still has commercial breaks, like act breaks. It's Hulu, or not or Hulu or what, you know what I mean? It still has commercial breaks like Act Breaks. It's a Hulu show. But it's so weird that has the breaks the way they do the breaks. And so it basically, these people live in like a, it looks like a very utopian place and you know, you get an inkling like something is too nice here.

And you find out that they live under a mountain and there's 25,000 of them because there was this catastrophic event that was going to happen or already happened and that they were trying to preserve humanity and humankind. That's what it's about? So the government built a huge, self-sustaining place

where 25,000 people can go. Basically, the lady, Elon Musk, is who she is. And she's the richest woman in the world now. And she, well, not that that is even anything anymore, because there's this many people. But she is the top dog, even though there is a president and stuff and so. Who plays her? I don't know, some woman.

She's actually great. Yeah, her name's. Oh, is it Julianne Nicholson? Yes. Yeah, she's amazing. Yeah, she's fantastic. Yeah, but also here's the thing about the show. Too many monologues. It's too sad.

It's too sad. Okay?, it's too sad. It's too sad, okay? And it is too boring. And it is such an easy show to make, not boring is my gripe. Make it, make things happen in it. This is about people living under a mountain because mankind is gonna be extinct. And they're having like conversations about like,

did you talk to them the other day? No, yeah. It's all, it's and it's- How far into the- I'm six episodes in. No, no, no. How far into- End of the first episode. How far into the paradise are they,

have they been living? Like how long have they been- Two years. How do they get, how do they, you don't know it's not, like there's a sun? No, everyone knows it's paradise. They know it's not real. I know, but you don't know until the end of the first episode.

Yes. Is there a sun in this? Yes, it's a big bright light. I mean, that would cost more money than anyone ever had. And when they pan up and show it, it's a small light too. You're like, uh. Like it's like on just like a back lot at Sony. It's really bad.

It's just really bad, man. And I found out that the guy who did The Last of Us did it, which is like, I don't like that show. I'm the only guy who doesn't like that show. But I'm like, OK, that makes sense. Because that's boring too. Oh, OK. It's not as bad.

That at least looks good. And the acting is good. The acting is not bad in this. It's just boring. You've seen so much stuff, dude. What on earth? I get comfortable, dude. I watch.

I get comfortable. You finish it, too. I talked to you one day. You were on the first season of Severance. And then three days later, you were quoting the second to last episode of the season two. I will sometimes watch it,

and I will sometimes not watch it. And that is so good because sometimes you want to finish it and sometimes you don't. And I know that sounds basic, but it's actually not. I don't know if that's everybody in the world. Because make a choice to not continue watching something bad.

And make a choice to not continue watching something bad. And make a choice to keep watching something. Don't just willy nilly keep going. Every episode I go, I choose to watch another. And when I'm done, dude, I watch, you're talking to a guy who watched Luke Cage on Netflix and didn't watch the finale. Well, yeah, I can tell you why. No, I don't give a fuck.

Stop when you want, choose to stop when you want. Don't just give the show the finale. Well yeah I could tell you why. No I don't give a fuck. Stop when you want. Choose to stop when you want. Don't just give the show the finale because earn it show. Luke Cage earn it. You didn't. I didn't watch it. I never missed it. I don't know why I watch it. Remember when that show Twisted Metal came out and I think everyone here was like oh this is the worst trailer ever. It's so so bad. It got renewed. I don't I never know anymore dude. It's so so bad. It got renewed I Know I never know anymore dude. It's so we're watching it. I don't understand who likes these things Who are you all who are all of you introduce yourselves in the comments? Thanks, I want to know your name, and I want to know what TV shows you like and watch

Mace's is to be people like I have okay, so I have Like I just put my special on YouTube in two days. I got 150,000 views which is good, and it's like there's too many people. OK, so I have, like, I just put my special out on YouTube. In two days, I got 150,000 views, which is good. And it's like. That's a lot. Yeah. So I mean, I could easily do that. Really? But that is a lot.

Well, you did help make it. So I mean, if I was doing stand up. OK. So anyway, check it out. It's on YouTube. But what is weird is, if that many people are watching that on YouTube There's how many people are watching twisted metal on peacock is it might it's got to be millions. Well, it is That's why I got renewed exactly but who?

Did I swear to God I I had almost the exact same thought one of my Livestreams that I do cuz you're like testing stuff out for the new show and everybody that's on the Patreon gets alerted and everybody comes in sometimes. Sometimes a lot of people, sometimes way more than I expect. One time there were like literally like four or five, almost 5,000 people watching.

And I was like, what are y'all doing? What were they doing? I don't know, they're watching me. Wow. Why are you doing that? I I don't know. They're watching me. Wow. Why are you doing that? I mean, I'm happy they're watching me, but I'm like, what's going on? Just like, I didn't even announce this.

I just like popped in. But yeah, there's a lot of people, I think is the point. Yeah, I guess so. You know what I mean? Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that? I don't like how they do minutes watched. One of the most watched streaming, oh my God. Comedy, yeah.

I remember reading about that. The series became Peacock's most binge comedy. Oh, well Peacock, oh, that's not saying that much. I read it kind of in reverse. You see 400 million. Yeah, exactly. I thought that was 400 million viewers. I was like, that's the whole country.

What does that even mean? Viewing minutes? You want me to do math? No, I they want you to not know they want to do one. I'm not number out there That's really like nine people watched it 300 times Look, why did twisted metal get canceled is is one of the questions and and it didn't and it did not and under it Is was this twist of it so successful? Yeah, Sony reported, oh wait, they did cancel it. I think this might be the game. Oh, that's the game.

There's supposed to be a new game coming out. Damn, that game was so dope. The game was amazing. So good, I have that throat thing back because my nose is clogged up again. Oh, are you sick? Maybe that infection came back. Maybe.

I used to have a chronic infection. That's why I needed to sign a surgery. I have had that. No, you didn't have the same thing I had, did you? No, I'm saying mine was crazy. They got all up in close to my brain. All up in it. And yet I still have a monstrous nose. Didn't tell them to slice a little bit off. I should have. You should get a rhinoplasty too. And septoplasty. Hell yeah, dude. Do me a, make me, give me a bigger nose. should get rhinoplasty too. And septoplasty. Hell yeah, dude. Do me a, give me a bigger nose.

What's septoplasty? Sinus. Oh, damn. Give me a, I want a nose job and I want it bigger. Like tits. Oh dude, I bet people have, I mean people have done everything, of course they have. The man with the best nose is Liam Neeson.

And then I saw another guy with a great nose. I forget who it is. Couldn't have been that great. Liam Neeson does have a great nose. guy with a great nose. I forget who it is. Couldn't have been that great. Liam Neeson does have a great nose. He's got a great face. He's a big dude. That's why. He's a big hunky dude.

And I'm going to tell you something. I love when women have big noses. I like big noses, too, on women. Oh, OK. When they have a pronounced, nice nose, that is amazing. It's also nice when they're not. But like I'm saying, I think. Backtracking.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm a politician. But some guys are like, I want their women to be just petite and you know what I mean. Like obviously big in all the right places. And one of the right places is not considered the nose. True. True.

I love it. But the longer you live, the more you realize everybody has their weird taste. Objectively, I know we've got to start soon, but objectively, I think you can make a case, the most attractive guy I've ever known. Thank you. It's actually a TV star, and he's so stupidly handsome.

I used to be, but then. Is attracted to, and he would openly say this, he's only attracted to fat girls, fat women, fat women. Don't air me out like that. Where he shot his show that he was really famous on in that city, he had a relationship with a cop who was just this fat woman. Whoa.

And he was like the star of the TV show. Whoa. People would dog him and I was like, dude, fuck you guys. Yeah, no, no, no. Good. Yeah, fuck you guys. That's awesome. What do you mean?

He likes it. He's no competition for you now. But also, he likes what he likes. He goes for what he goes for. He's not like, oh, I'm a big TV star. I got to be like dating somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, fuck that shit, dude.

Yeah, she's my beard. Fat cop. Just dating a fat cop, dude. Yeah, she's my beard. I'm really into fat cops, preferably women. OK, next. First one, I guess. Let's get into it.

Let's start. Sign up for Lifeline Luxury. Hi, Matt. Hi, Chris. This question is regarding, Matt, your previous girlfriends or current girlfriend don't know your relationship status and Chris, your wife. You're damn right you don't. Do you have an opinion on how they dress when you go out like with friends or coworkers or whatever? Like does it make you feel any type of way

if your wife is dressed like more sexy, more revealing, like showing off the bod? Like, do you like that or do you prefer her to be more covered up? Like, do you like that only to be for you? Does that make sense? Yeah, that totally makes total sense. My husband's always encouraging me to dress more sexy.

Oh. But we're around our friends a lot, My husband's always encouraging me to dress more sexy. Oh. But we're around our friends a lot, like our guy friends and his coworkers. That's hilarious. And I don't always want to be doing that. This is a really good question. You know what I'm saying?

Especially with the context. Let me know your thoughts. I love you both so, so much. I love you. I really feel like this is- Chris, come to Salt Lake? Oh, I will. Cute.

Cute. It's on the docket. Cute and cute and cute and cute. I've had this conversation with Kristen. So? The floor is yours. Because... And I'm sure not only Kristen.

Past relationships too, right? No, because it's the kind of thing that has happened... Well, first of all, kind of thing that has happened. Well, first of all, I've dated some sluts. So they just were out there doing that. And I guess I guess I guess I guess I definitely true you have definitely done. Yeah, I guess I might be like, yo, can we tamper the outfit down?

Oh, really? No, I've ever done that, though. Because if I was dating one of those kinds of loose women, I would be like, you know what? This isn't going anywhere anyway, so I don't really care. Right? But you're saying. I'm not saying body count.

I'm saying seemingly. No, but I know, but I think we're putting together loose women and dressing a certain way, and that's not necessarily true at all. Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean one of the... I guess you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Objectively, most attractive women in the world, I truly believe this, I dated and she would dress sometimes in a very revealing way And I weirdly remember one night, it was so long ago, we went to the comedy store to see you and she dressed in this dress that was like, what are you doing? It was so revealing, yeah. And I was just like, and I knew where we were going, and I was like, I don't care.

I just do not care. I mean, she looked hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. I was really into her at the time. So personally, I liked it. But it just was like, I don't care what other people think on any level. And I've always been like that.

So I really, the key is, do I like the way they look. If I'm into their look and I've been into all different kinds of looks in my life, almost like ridiculous swings. But as long as I'm into it, it's all I really consider. Because for me, Kristin dresses pretty conservative. And sometimes on a night out on a Friday, she will dress less conservative.

And then sometimes she'll, if she's going out with me, she won't dress crazy. But she'll be like, do you like this or this? And I'll go, ooh, the sexier one. That's what I always say. And then she always comes out in the other one. Oh, really? So don't ask me anymore.

Or answer the other way. I think, no, no, I don't think it's because of, I don't think she's trying to do that. I think she just has her choice. Just see, it might be worth checking. I don't think she would consciously do it either. I don't, I ultimately don't care that much. That's the bottom line in the year.

I really don't, but I have had that conversation sometimes with Kristen and I don't know. I mean, it's just different. When the one of the, I was going to say one of the reasons why I've had this conversation with Kristen is because I've been with her for so long. Like, and I, I think about things that I haven't thought about with other people I've been with

because it's just been more time. Because I've been with her for however many years, eight, that's come up now. And I'm like, oh, what do I like? But yeah, I have zero, I don't know, women, I think a lot of times, especially like she looks like, on some respect, a conservative woman, but like- In the video you're saying?

Yeah, like at least dress-wise. I think some women are, if they have curves, which a lot of women do, uh, they're, they're embarrassed. They don't want to be like. Especially around their friends and coworkers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so that's why I appreciated the context so much. Cause it's like, well, dude, if it's that, then it makes sense why you wouldn't want to.

If it's like, also it could be like a thing of his that he's into specifically. Oh yeah. When it's like, people have weird kinks. Yeah. That could be one of his. Wants to show you off a little bit. Or whatever version it is in his mind.

But like, it could be that. So maybe there's some kind of compromise. But like, I totally get not wanting to dress overtly sexy around like your guy friends or your especially your co-workers. I will say though Kristen often asks me to dress less sexy because I you know I really do kind of like when I put on the right outfit I really got it like that and like if I'm doing the kind of thing where I do a short shirt and I pull my penis up over the waistband

and let the tip kind of cleavage penis cleavage come out, looks like it's getting choked. She's like, everyone's looking. And I'm like, yeah, well, I wish you'd show your, why don't you show yours a little bit more. But you know. That's interesting. Or sometimes I wear shorts and I hike them up real, real high. So it comes out the bottom?

So my balls droop out. And people, obviously, women notice it, and gay guys notice it. And so. That's disgusting. Yeah. It actually looks really, really good. I don't do that, but I do dress sexy.

And when I dress extremely sexy, I have to make sure I have my best running shoes on. Because it's like that movie Love Potion No. 9, people just chase me down the streets. And I got to be fast, because if I don't outrun them, they're like, I'm going to get mobbed. Must be why you're so fit, and then that makes it worse because you're more fit and then people keep coming.

Exactly, it's a vicious cycle. And then sometimes I'll let my asshole cleavage out too. Disgusting, a plumber, just a straight up plumber. A convict, just at my asshole cleavage, I'll put it out there, and a nice like zipper. I'll unzip it a little bit, like halfway to the anus. Man. No, okay, just no because the visual I wish the title could be called halfway to the anus

No to that as well, I'm just saying it would it's a good title halfway to the anus starring Ashley Judd Wow, I should do it We'll do this on luxury, but we should look at the way people who were stars 10 or 12 years ago look now. It's mind blowing. Like not the big, big stars. Yeah. Okay, make a note of that, Anthony.

Okay, he did, he just did. I heard him, type, I'm good. Hey guys, it's me. I sent in a video a few weeks ago about what to do after my relationship with you. Yeah, the cat clock, this guy's the cat clock. And in between filming that and you guys responding to it, I met a girl who I'm currently in between the second and third date with.

Whoa. So, didn't actually need you guys. All good. Chris, why do you complain about the fact that nobody makes good movies anymore, which isn't true. But you only watch horrible movies that everybody hates. No, I don't. Oh you didn't like venom the last dance I didn't like craven the hunter

Clowning you right now. There's spider-man movies without spider-man. You're watching movies that everybody hates. What are you doing? Okay. No, not everybody hates even like hitman with Glenn Powell. No, no People love that no shit watch shit. Watch something good. Love you guys. Matt, Chris, the other Chris, Anthony. Love you guys. Chris, I'll see you in New York in May. Hell yeah, dude.

The Beacon Theater, see you in New York. I like this guy a lot. He's the cat clock. Pull up the cat clock and he put it side by side to his face. He's the absolute cat clock. Oh, you're saying he is the cat clock. Yeah, and so, I mean in the beginning, his eyes were just like this.

It's 11. So anyway, I do watch bad movies. I watch really great movies, too. I talk about the bad movies more because it's funnier. But I watch great movies and bad movies. I do not like, you know, I'm not racist about it. I'll watch any race of movies. Not how race works. Yeah. In any way. You know, a white movie, a black movie, an Asian movie. Not something. Those are the genres.

And yeah, I watch great movies and I fucking love them. And I watch terrible dog shit movies too because I'm not a piece of shit and I'm not just gonna only watch good movies, dude. How do I know what a good movie is if I don't know what a bad movie is? The movies he mentioned that you said were bad that you watch. They're dog shit.

Are obviously bad and never gonna even be good bad. Well. So you should know that he's right. That's not just a hit man. You should know that ahead of time. Could have been good. It was with that guy, Glenn Glenn Powell and that was just utter dog She does the worst one out of the lot and Craven was abhorrent

The hit man that was that's what it's called. Yeah, he that was a Richard link later. Yeah, how weird is that? Guys, these guys end up with the weirdest careers. Yeah Gotta keep gotta keep making a living I guess though, huh? Yeah anyway, um Yeah. Gotta keep making a living, I guess, though, huh? Yeah. Anyway. So yeah, what was the question, though? You got a girl?

Oh, okay. No, he wasn't really a question. He just said, why don't you watch better movies? Yeah. So the question is, what's the last good movie you watched? Get the fuck out of here with the Rotten Tomatoes. Get off of here. It's insane that that movie has such-

You saw it? I started watching it and it was so bad I took it off. It's tremendously bad. I love Glen Powell though. Rotten Tomatoes is bullshit. It's fine. This still confuses me. Get it away from my eyes in three. Rotten Tomatoes really is bullshit and it's so annoying when they're- when people are like, well what's the tomatoes go- fresh and like- Do people go to that first? And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's very obvious if someone likes a movie, they're going to go to Rotten Tomatoes and make it good.

Nobody's, nobody, or if they hate it, they're going to go and they're going to hate it. Nobody's going like, I kind of like that movie. I'm going to go on Rotten Tomatoes, make sure I review it. So it's all out of whack. It's either 99% or like 12%. Dude. Also, the way they do fresh or rotten,

they don't read the review and then make a conclusion. Right, right, right. There's some automation going on there. Because my movie, like a bad review was fresh, and then a good review was rotten. It was like, dude, like who's marking these? Like they're not even like paying attention. I'm looking at my letter box, which is I do that, you know what I mean?

Yeah, I used to do that. I used to be the king of it. I retired though. Okay, well, you don't retire from it. I might put the crown back on, but we'll though. Okay, well, you don't retire from it. I might put the crown back on but- Okay, well then you didn't, right? So the last good movie I saw, what do you mean by good? Do you mean great?

He said good, I mean, he didn't say anything. Because, you know, I've seen good movies. Do you, I mean, just because- Is three stars out of five good? I guess I'm wondering like let's let's just take Oscar nominated. Best picture movies, which doesn't necessarily mean they're good, but they're what people are. I saw not for the year 1922.

The original one, dog shit. Okay. Did you see the new one? No, not yet. I'll see that in a hundred years. Saw a presence recently, which is not Oscar nominated, but there was the Soderberghs. It's very good.

Did you see the substance? Yep, very good. Okay, so this is just, you don't talk about it because it's not funny. Yeah, it's funnier to talk about Craven the Hunter, dude. Yeah. Hey, the blood, Matt, the blood, the guy gets attacked by a lion

and the blood from the lion drips into his cut and he becomes half lion. Wow. Wouldn't that be something? And it's called Craven. I never even heard of this. It should be called Lion Man. Okay?

Yeah. It should be called- Lion guy? Dr. Growl. It shouldn't be called Craven because his last name is Cravenowitz or something. Really? Dude! What? How do I not even know what this is? Pull up an Kravinowitz or something. Really? Yeah, dude.

How do I not even know what this is? Pull up an image of it or something. I mean, it's one of those comic books that if you look at the comic book, you go, oh, we can't make that one. And they just did. Oh. That's a movie. We could watch that on Lifeline Luxury.

We'll watch that on Lifeline Luxury. Yeah, well, we can't watch it here. Oh, right, we can't. Don't flag it, which is so annoying. Don't say flag it. Don't say, oh, you're making a joke. Yeah, I'm making on luxury. Yeah, well, we can't watch it here. Oh, right, we can't. Don't flag it, which is so annoying. Don't say flag it. Don't say, oh, you're making a joke. Look, there it is. This right here?

It says he gets attacked by a lion and turns into a super villain. That is the title of the clip. It's just dog shit. It's lion shit. So anyway, it's so bad. Dr. Grail. And he's in it, of course. Russell Crowe's in it? Of course.

And you knew that if you thought hard enough, but you just didn't, and that's fine. Honestly, when you were describing the movie, I was like, what level of thing is this? Well, it's a Marvel movie. It is? Look, look what happens. Yeah!

Ha ha ha ha ha! Dude! Marvel did this? Yeah. Oh, I heard, I did. Is that Aaron Terrell Johnson? Yeah, yeah, maybe. I don't know his name, but yeah. The guy that looks like he's in every acting class?

Oh, that's funny. Yeah, he does. I like him actually, but my God. Is she still married to that woman that was like 30 years older than him? Yeah, the older woman, yeah. Well, look at him? Yeah. Well, look at him. Yeah, no, he is shag. Dude, you know who he looks like?

He looks like that guy. Oh my god, so stupid. I know. He looks like that guy on Instagram that does all those solo acting videos, where he's like, how could you do this to me? That's funny. He looks just like that guy. I talked about it on my? That's funny. I know who you're talking about. He looks just like that guy.

I talked about it on my stream the other day. I know what you're talking about. What's that guy's name? I don't know. But let's make sure we don't ever find out. He's the very best. What's that guy's name, though? That guy?

The actor? Aaron Taylor Johnson. Aaron Taylor Johnson. I like that guy. He was in what's it called with Brad Pitt, right? The train one. Bullet train? Yeah, he was. Yeah.

Anyway. Wow, that's Marvel, huh? Dude. What? They just do all of their properties no matter what? And here's the thing, they go like this. I go like, I talked about this on my podcast, congratulations a little bit, and people were like,

dude, you didn't get, there's always that one guy who's like, hello, you didn't understand. there's always that one guy who's like, hello, you didn't understand. The lady put voodoo magic on the actual lion. And that's why when the lion dripped blood into him, he became a super power hero. Hey, oh dude, first of all, two things. That's not my fault. I didn't know that.

No, okay. Do it better. And second of all That's also equally as bad You know what what is the voodoo thing what some fucking other superhero lady? Puts like a voodoo spell on the lion or something. I don't dude. I don't know so that wanted to attack someone it Does this I don't know you saw it though Yeah, I don't know man. It it though? Yeah I don't know man it was hard it was hard and then Russell Crowe is in it and he's Russian and he's his dad. He's Russian? And you go oh he's the first time you see Russell Crowe in a movie go like

this oh he's a bad guy and they go and they go oh I guess he's a good guy actually okay and then at the end he's like but I'm bad I am the bad guy the whole time and you go oh yeah yeah no no oh I'm bad. I am the bad guy the whole time. And you go, yeah, yeah, no, no. Oh, I know that. Yeah. Is he doing a big Russian accent? Oh yes. I mean, I gotta see this. For that reason, yeah.

Fat Russell Crowe is one of my favorite things in the world. Not me. Fat Russell Crowe is just like the greatest thing. Not me. I always knew he was gonna be fat too. When I watch a gladiator, everyone's like, this guy's a hunk I go you wait in my eyes Yeah, he's got a he's got the face that is the guy's just future fat face the future fat face There's another guy that I know in the comedy community that's gonna be so fat when he gets older and he has no idea

He's not fat now. Nope, and you can kind of tell I told him. Oh and he goes no and I just wait Yeah, I think I know who you might be talking I don't know Brian count no he's never gonna be found he's a wisp guy looks like he has HIV looks like the wind is literally gonna blow him away all right next one what's up person Matt that makes me blood red bad I'm curious how you guys feel about this. On the run. So people that back into parking spots instead of just pulling in and then backing out when it's time to leave.

My thing is if there's nobody around or if it's a slow day in the parking lot, wherever you are, go ahead, no problem. Take all the time you want. Sure. Backing in. Sure. But if it's a crowded parking lot, there's a lot of people at the grocery store or whatever

it is, you're holding up the people behind you trying to park. Yeah. And the people that do this, it always takes them forever to back in. They can never get it right on the first try. It's always like a 16 point turn they have to make to back in. And it's like how much time are you saving by backing it? I feel like it's arguably More difficult to back into a parking space than it is to back out Of one after when you're leaving. It's kind of like the people who

Do the park when they're pulling into a parking lot They'll sit there and wait for somebody that has a little bit closer of a spot to leave instead of when there's like a spot open, three or four spots down and they're holding people up behind them trying to park because they're wanting to get this spot is just a little bit closer. It's like, dude, is it going to kill you to walk an extra few yards into the store? Makes me blood red man. So anyway, just curious to see what you guys think about this second thing he's on parking parking a lot the second thing he said so I'm just parking back park they shouldn't be doing it actually take a lot longer over here at the

Southland that's what he does all day he circles the Trader Joe's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He pulled in. Actually, he's really nice. He pulled in quickly in the Southland. In the Southland, you know? The second thing he said makes me more mad. What makes me the most mad, though, in parking lots is when someone, when it's full, when there's not nary a spot to be parked in. Somebody's leaving.

There's somebody that sees them leaving, goes toward that spot, puts their blinker on, waits. That person in the car whose spot is going to be taken, they take minutes and minutes to back out. Dude, just back out. Then it's Den of Thieves. After that, it's Den of Thieves. Just back out. Then it's Den of Thieves. After that, it's Den of Thieves. Just back out and stay.

Pfft. That is just Den of Thieves after that. That's the number one parking lot offense. It is. The two you mentioned are also bad, but the number one is the thing I just said. It's unbelievably, like, you're not in the society. You don't care about being in the society.

You only care about yourself. Don't take it too long. Chk, chk, chk. Kink, kink, kink, kink. Psh, pssh, pssh. You know? Psh. Rub poison in her mouth.

Dude, I gotta say, I appreciate this dude. I like his viewpoint. Especially from so up high. That's funny. I wanna kick my ass. That's stupid but funny. I wanna kick my ass. However, I disagree with it.

First of all, You disagree with it? I disagree with it, okay? I agree with the part where he said, You disagree with it? I disagree with it, okay? I agree with the part where he said, look, here's what I think, okay? I personally think backing into a spot is not just, it's just, it's way easier than pulling in frontwards. It's arguably better for everybody too,

especially when somebody's getting out of a spot, they get out quicker. Right, so I don't really think you're saving that much time either way because you've got to still pull out and pull in. He did give the caveat though of if there's nobody in the parking lot and there's nobody waiting for you to do whatever you want then. That's right. Yeah. Well, no, what he said was then you can back in, which makes no sense. If nobody's in the parking lot,

it makes no sense to back in because there's no angle you're coming from that you need to like do better. There's just an open lot, you just pull in. You are, if you back into an open lot, you're a supreme asshole. You're just a guy who sees everything go, oh cool. I might as well do it this way. You weirdo, you weirdo, do it again, Den of Thieves. Look what he did.

Pfft, kink, kink, kink, kink. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Get, oh, fucking hell. Get over here. Hey. They're not dead yet, you know?

They're not dead yet. Mm, mm, mm. Ah, there we go, there we go. So irresponsible. Irresponsible, dude. Woo, woo, woo, woo woo woo woo woo. That was a good ending. The moral. Don't do that. Good stuff. Exactly.

I was so irresponsible. What is Den of Thieves? A video game? No, it's a movie with Gerard Butler and 50 Cent. It's not cultured. Wow. I don't even know what that is either. I got to catch up. The guy from Halo. The Halo series that nobody saw.

That's got to be like a Randy Emmett movie. Oh, bro, if I ever seen one. That was my first thought. Anything with 50 Cent was a Randy Emmett movie. Let's look. No. No, I don't think it was. It might have been after.

I think it was too good. If not, let me tell you this much. Randy Emmett has never made a sequel. Okay, and there's two of them. So, yeah. I wouldn't be surprised though still. This is a little recent and he got like mega, mega, mega called out hard.

They made a documentary about Randy Emmett. About? On Hulu. Really? Yeah. So no one saw it, but they made a documentary about him. Dude, look, there it is. That's me in the parking lot.

Go back a little bit. There, that's me in the parking lot when you park wrong, dude. Right there, bro. Fuck yeah. Really gorilla shit. Chris, why'd you say that backing in is better than not backing in?

It's, well, okay, so it's way easier for me. I understand it's not easier for everyone. Is it dependent on which car you're driving? No, it's way easier, period. What do you mean it's easier? No understand it's not easier for everyone. Is it dependent on which car you're driving? No, it's way easier, period. What do you mean it's easier? No, it's not. This is my biggest pet peeve, I think. I think it is.

What? It's people backing into spots. What? I completely agree with everything that guy said. Uh-huh, I know. I think that's probably the consensus. That's probably what most people think. Anthony, why does it bother just on principle?

The other day at the gym, I saw a chick basically pull into a spot going forward. And I went to go drive past her and then I saw her reverse lights come on and I was like, what the fuck is she doing? And then she backed, she was already in the fucking spot, but reversed back into a different spot. Oh, that's well, that person is just what is that person? That's the kind of shit. Well that person is just, what is that person doing? That's the kind of shit that I'm, and it happens all the time. Was it a baby?

No, this happens, I see it all the fucking time. My wife and I both are like, what the fuck is this person doing? I, backing into a spot is easier. If you need to make any, if you can't just pull out right into a spot, backing in is quicker. The only thing, there's only one thing that matters about parking in a public parking lot.

Don't take up or waste someone else's time. That's it. Don't dilly dally. I think, better put, don't dilly dally, because if there's no one around, it doesn't matter though. You have to be specifically taking someone else's time. That's all that matters. Park however you want, fit into the spot, and don't taking someone else's time. That's all that matters. Park however you want. Fit in the spot and don't take someone else's time.

Bing bong, ding ding ding ding ding. Not a way to drive your point home. No, I think it's the ultimate way. No point in trying to drive your point home. It's the dagger in the heart. And that's bing bong. Ha ha ha. Losing votes immediately.

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Chris, I've been a baby since day one. Hell yeah, I love that. Legit, thank you so much from the bottom of my heart for pulling me out of some of the darkest shit I've gone through in my life. Matt, I love you so much. I cut my hair the same length as you. And I named my first born after you. So you're welcome.

My dilemma is I was listening to specifically episode 131 where you guys were just going off on a banter together and it was one of the funniest things I've watched. I went into an anxiety attack because I was like, holy shit, did I have my kids too far apart? I have a four-year-old son, obviously Matthew, and my daughter was just born after Chris had just three months pregnant at your Rochester show, even though I'm from Hamilton, Ontario. And having them four years apart kind of has me thinking, how the hell am I going to help them foster a relationship that makes them that close? Where like, they have like common friends and common interests and they're going through

the same things together, etc. etc. Like, they're not in the same stages of life. They're four years apart. I stopped listening to that episode because I was like, oh my God, what have I done? Have I ruined everyone's lives? That's hilarious to stop. Then I did research and I realized you guys

were four years apart. Or are four years apart. My question is, what have you guys done to help keep that relationship so close? And did your parents do anything to foster that between you? Like, did they do anything that you guys can, like, remember or anything that stands out? Would be helpful. No.

Obviously, I want my kids to be the best of both. Did she say it's a boy and a girl? Yeah, four years. Matthew, second was a girl. Did I say he's a boy and a girl? Yeah, four years. Matthew, second was a girl. Did I go wrong? Second was a girl. Can't go back now. Oops.

Oh my God. Put her back, you can't put her back in. So yeah, I think. That angle, those legs. So cute. Well, you didn't have twins, dude. That's okay, you know? Four years is completely right.

I think four years is kind of the mark where they're not gonna be like friends. Like you and I were friends, you hated me unjustly for a little bit in high school, but... Unjustly? In high school? Yeah, unjustly. In high school? You weren't even around, that's not true at all. Exactly, you know, but you hated me unjustly and... Let me fix the thing that's in my nose that helps me breathe, hang on. Oh, okay.

Okay, go ahead. Okay, so because yeah, three and a half, I think is the kind of the cutoff, our, where we are, is the cutoff of, we're very good friends, obviously, but- We didn't have, when we were in school, we didn't have the same friends, but our. We all got along.

When your friends were over, I would hang out, and they were super cool with me, and would hang out with me, just like I belonged there, and vice versa. My friends were totally cool when Chris was around. And it's weird. For some reason, he hated me unjustly. But yeah, it was a... I didn't hate you unjustly in high school.

Marmee hated me afterwards, you know? Ha ha ha. You got the time period wrong. No, I probably hated you most when I was like, younger, when you were way stronger than me, and I couldn't do anything when you kicked my ass. He was unjust. So just to hate you for that. If it was unjust you wouldn't let me kick your ass and be cool about it. Also we never fought.

No we never really got into a physical real fight. Not really. Another time I put the watch in your pillow. Not at all. What is that? What? No memory of this. Oh my God. I had a watch that was like a chintzy watch that was loud. It would go, kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk And then, dude, I hear, what do you mean, Matt? I can't hear it. And then I'm like, oh fuck, they're arguing about, because you were like, dad, what's that noise?

And dad was like, I don't hear anything, because he's a detentist, you know? But also, he probably couldn't hear her, right? I know, that's what I'm saying. Even if he had regular, no, what I'm saying is, even if, you have to be on the pillow to hear her, right? I know, that's what I'm saying. Even if he had regular, no, what I'm saying is, even if, you have to be on the pillow to hear her, right? Right, yeah, but you were like, put your face, close, or do it, you know?

And he was like, I don't hear it, there's nothing in the pillow. And there was, just a fucking watch in the pillow. And I was like, oh dude, I started to laugh, I came in, I was like, oh sorry, I left my watch in the pillow, and you're like, you did that shit? How old was I?

I was, I mean, it was in the Earl Drive house, it was a long time ago. You were young. Damn, I wasn't that young for in that house though. It is weird that you don't remember, I figured for sure you'd remember. Zero recollection of that. I remember because I fucking pranked you, dude.

That's weird to have zero recollection of. Damn. It's really not. But anyway. Unwillingly is terrible, huh? Didn't happen. Mine's bad, but I remember because I was laughing. Didn't happen, made it up. But I made it up and it Didn't have mine's bad. But I remember because I was laughing. Didn't happen made it up. But I made it up. And it's nice. It's a cool story. No, I'm it did happen. Damn. You got me. Ask God when you block I

blocked it out of my memory. Ask God if it's true when you die. So anyway, next one. Hey, Chris. Hey, Matt. I love you guys. You guys make every morning to work so much more bearable. Oh, yeah. Chris, I've been listening to you since utter Estaculations of amazement if you guys could please listen to that Timothy Leary guy on your luxury Patreon who's that? Please do I want to hear Matt's reaction to that guy because he's that's not either the smartest or the most insane guy

I've ever heard in my life. My question is, how do I transition out of sports conversations? I feel like every time we go out to the bar with a group of guys or coworkers, it gets on sports, and I'm just not the biggest sports buff. I'm more of a movie buff. I feel like it's comparing, like, you know, it's equivalent to me going in and talking about a movie

that two of the people in the group haven't seen and talking about it for a literal hours. Yeah, I love that It's a they're passionate about it. But like hey, I can't add into the conversation. I'm just kind of sitting there like Like an NPCs and football. I don't I don't know what's happening and like in March Madness to like I don't know what's going on Should I just suck it up and get more knowledgeable in these subjects or should I find a way to get the conversation on something else because it's I just don't care I've tried I I'm not into sports people talk about sports so much and I just fucking hijacked that conversation oh yeah you're talking about that now? Watch this, dude. And I fucking talk, you know, pants.

What's up with pants? Worst conversation. And they would go right back to sports if you didn't know. Pants. So anyway, LeBron was crazy. You guys didn't hear me about cargo pants? No, I mean, it's weird. I used to love every sport and pay attention to every sport.

Now I, well, I simply don't have time for that. All of my love for sports is about baseball now. But dude, if I was with, let's just say two guys. And one of the other guys and I knew baseball really well. And the third guy I knew for a fact wasn't even a sports fan, didn't know anything about baseball. I mean, I'm basically 100% sure I would not talk baseball with that other guy. You would not. That's what I mean. You wouldn't. You would not. That's what I mean. So where I think the problem lies is with your friends.

What the fuck is wrong with them, dude? Yeah. I don't know if that's totally true. Talk about something else, because everybody there can't talk about it. It sucks. And it would make me uncomfortable. I'd be like, well, all right, let's get this guy in here.

Come on. Yeah, but I want to talk about whatever I want to talk about, though. And if sports was one of the things, I would do it. And I would make sure the other guy was involved. But you don't understand sports talk, though, at all in any way. Well, that's not true.

And you don't ever need to do it, unless you're literally mad dog on ESPN or what's that guy's name? I'm saying, if I want to drop into a conversation, and my buddy and I just saw Den of Thieves, okay? And we're in a bar. I mean, plugging Den of Thieves, sponsored by Den of Thieves. We met, right?

And we met at a bar, our friend, after the matinee of Den of Thieves. And we get to a, and we meet the buddy, and we go, what's up, we just saw Den of Thieves. And the guy goes, really? And we go, yeah, wasn't it so cool, the part where the Gerard Butler did the thing with the thing Oh shit Jackson was on thing and then how crazy it was when the guy who from Halo that Shot that and then the guy goes. Yeah, that's so crazy

You know what's funny because it's a micro to the macro and a cosm when the world deals with that kind of a thing This is exactly what happens like yeah But that theme is funny cuz didn't come through to me the other guy's just like dude I didn't see Den of Thieves you go like this, bro It didn't come through to me. The other guy's just like, dude, I didn't see Den of Thieves. You go like this, bro. So what you don't understand is they made this movie

because the micro to the macro was like this and then Den of Thieves came in and that's why O'Shea Jackson did all that shit. Thematically, he thinks this, but it's wrong because what I'm saying is this happened. What the fuck do you think? The guy goes, yeah, yeah, I'm in. It's hard to do that with sports. It's hard to do that with sports, but your friends need to be more interesting about it.

Bro, I will talk. It's kind of straight up disrespectful of them. People are boring, bro. People are so boring. And they need to be more interesting. And dude, I try. I'm cool as all get out when I talk about stuff. I'm not boring, no matter what my wife says. And we can talk about whatever we want to. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if hijacking the conversation is the best move, because then they'll be like, they're doing it. This guy's a dick.

Yeah, but if you're the only guy and there's five guys and you're the only one who doesn't talk about sports. Suicide bomber. Then you're a suicide bomber. Guys, I'm about to suicide bomb this conversation because I don't want to hear about fucking Dwight Howard. You understand?

I'm about to ding dong ditch you guys from life. People aren't interesting. They don't know how to talk. Yeah, that's true. Oh yeah, you heard that on Pat McAfee? Really? I'll listen to fucking Pat McAfee if I want to hear it. I want to hear a more boring person talk about that.

I'll suicide bomb your fucking conversation. And you never even saw Den of Thieves. And thematically it fucking plays really nicely with the way it's unraveled. Bro, shut the fuck up about Den of Thieves. Stop mentioning those words in the world. 50 cents in the first one, O'Shea Jackson's in the second one. Really, there's two of them?

Den of Thieves 2, yes. Number 2 on TOL. Is O'Shea Jackson Ice Cube's son? What? Is O'Shea Jackson Ice Cube's son? O'Shea, huh? Yeah, because when they asked him what he wanted to name, he goes like this, Oh, shea. And they go, and the doctor wrote down, Oh, shea.

And it goes off. And it was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. Afterwards, he goes like this. I wanted it to be shade, not Oh, shea. Oh, no, hit me up. Doc hit me up. It's called Pantera. Why?

Dude, it's two and a half hours. What the fuck is up with people who make movies now? It's so crazy to have that be two and a half hours. Like it's some fucking Scorsese flick. Dude, movies are going, going, gone, everybody. They are. Chris Berman. They are. Chris Berman.

They have set sail. They're just, no one knows what they're doing at all anymore. Oh look, go up. How could- Okay stop. Gerard Butler's in it and then Gerard Butler's in it again as Orly Shuka. What? Right there.

Oh, Dragon. That's the craziest name ever, Orly Shuka. Sounds like a dance from the 50s. Do the Orly Shuka. Do the Orly Shuka. Orly Shuka. All right, yeah, so anyway. Oh my God, that one girl's name, Nazmiye Oral.

This guy's got some crazy names this cast. Oral, dude. Oral is her last name. Oral. Hi, I'm Mrs. Oral. Boyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy yoy yoy yoy yoy y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy for you about weight staff and getting your water refilled at dinner. Has to breathe to move. I pretty much think I'm every time because I'm a people pleaser and I feel like a dick on a human level if I don't like acknowledge it when I see them refill my glass. But I go to dinner with people who I think are good people.

And I see them get there. I see them to see their glass get refilled and They don't even knowledge it Now I kind of get it because by the fourth or fifth time I get mine refilled It's like very token. Thank you and so much more they know I'm thankful at that point So maybe only need to say it once or maybe I don't need to say it at all What do you guys think dude? Thanks? that's something that I would busy myself thinking about and it's funny because I don't need to say it at all. No, you need to say it. What do you guys think? Dude, hey. Thanks. That's something that I would busy myself thinking about. And it's funny because I haven't.

And because you do, I think you're autistic. But I just figured out I'm autistic. I. Interesting. What? Interesting. That I said the way I said it? Not the way you said it.

What I said, though? Yeah. OK. There's only one guy talking. Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Dude. So that guy is, you go thanks if you see it happen.

If you don't see it happen, or if you're in the middle of a conversation, you don't have to say thanks. Also, it might be the busboy. They don't even speak English. Well, they know what thank you is, right? Yeah. Don't say gracias. Never do that, dude.

I know a guy who always tries so hard to seek out if their server, his server speaks. Ah, Guadalajara? I thought I said, I thought I. Yeah. Tries to speak Spanish with them. And it's like sometimes the guys are like, I don't speak Spanish.

And it's so weird. Because it's like, you just assume this guy fucking didn't speak English. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? It was because of your skin, sorry. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, say thanks when someone does something for you. That's just how it goes. If you clock it, if you're in the middle of a conversation

or a story, maybe you don't have to. You'd be talking and talking, and be like, oh, you can still do it, whatever, who cares? Yes, no, I think I care. Say thank you. If I was refilling waters, I do not care if you thank me or not. That is literally a thankless job.

You know, that always has a bad connotation, but that is a good connotation. Hey, I would like a thankless job. Oh, I'm going gonna be a busboy. I don't want anyone talking to me. I'm gonna just do, hey, don't mind me. I'm invisible. Is that tiptoeing?

No, that's me pushing the cart. I don't know, dessert cart. What, do you wanna train? Uh. Fuck, the guy from Den of Thieves are here. Oh, no. So dumb. If they robbed the restaurant, Den of Thieves 3 Panera.

Now, that's dumb. Yeah, just say thank you. Everybody should say thank you more, for sure. Not less. So if you're ever in a dilemma where you're like, should I be saying thanks or should I not be saying thanks, just say it. Dude, you can go overboard, though.

Not really. It's two words. It takes no time. There should be thank you after sex. Because I really lay it down. and my wife never thanks me. So you think the woman should thank the guy after sex you're saying? If he really lays it down, if he puts in work. I mean I would say thank you to my wife but

I feel like if I say thank you afterwards it's weird because then she'll have to feel like she says thank you and I don't want one of those thank yous. I wanna thank you from a genuine, wow, you really put in work. So the only thank you that can happen. Thank you for blowing my back out. The only thank you that can happen

is the thank you from her to you? A heartfelt thank you. If I did it, it's nice, but I don't wanna do it, because then that's gonna make her feel like she would say, no, thank you, because that's when she'll really realize all the work I put in. So then, in all circumstances, it would be good for you to say thank you. I wasn't gonna say thank you, sweetie, but since you did, that's what, this is her. I wasn't gonna say thank you, but since you did, I gotta hand it to you, man.

I really realize the way you blew my back out And you really have been putting in work. I gotta hand it to you, man. You know? A wife calling her husband man. And I go like this, yup. Yeah, thanks. Thank you actually. Thank you for saying that.

When did your hair get that? Anthony, how long has it been like that? How long has he been Ace Ventura? Not long. I can feel it. I can feel it. Take a few minutes. Phil Collins.

If that. Yeah, so anyway. Nice, dude. But I think that people should say thank you more. Yeah, for sure. Definitely. As a rule, people don't do it. And I thank you.

Thank you. Right? It's weird how you could sing different notes, but it's still actually the same note. I don't know how you do that. It's so weird. You're the only person that could do that. That's like the sixth episode of the David Blaine Do Not Attempts show. Like, I found a guy who can do different notes in the same note. What are you saying? What are you even saying I do? You think you're singing different notes, but in actuality, it's just a different version of the same note. How could something be a different version of the same note?

This is how much I don't understand you. Well, because it's just like a flat, or you'll do an A and then like an A minor or something. This is what I'm saying. I don't even know what that means. I know. Well, you don't even know what that means. I know, I know. Well, you don't even know what it means. Who's that?

That's Kendrick Lamar, K. Oh, oh. K what? Dude, it's like, it's like, ah, ah, ah, ah,? On the sixth episode, we're flying all the way to downtown Los Angeles to meet with a guy who can sing all notes the same. It's Matt D'Elia.

Go ahead, do the scale. Matt's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. How do I do that? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Man, I'm just regular. I don't know. Instead, let's have a fucking whole beard of bees. Instead of this, now I'm flying to Venezuela

to have a whole beard of bees for no reason and light my head on fire. The shit he does, dude. Dude, he's amazing. I do not understand that. I don't understand a lot of that stuff. What I don't get about magic is, how does it happen? I think that's the thing about magic, isn't it?

But go beyond that. Feel how does it not happen. You ever sometimes feel the words like, dude, that's not possible. Yeah. You put a little shard of, you put a pointyard of you put a Pointy thing through your bicep and then you pull it out. There's no mark. That's not possible actually

So this is why I don't get about how did you do it? Not whoa No, I know exactly what you mean. Yeah, it's people don't appreciate how whoa there should be no oh yeah that is disrespectful yeah there should only be yeah complete confusion yeah agree we'll talk about that in luxury we'll like watch some david blaine videos sounds good sign up for our luxury lifeline.com slash lifeline no patreon.com slash lifeline luxury patreon.com slash lifeline luxury and then watch my special too go we'll put it under here and then link but yeah grow or die thank you Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

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