Lifeline - 159. We Built This City

Episode Date: May 4, 2025

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Pull it like a c***. Hahaha. Alright, welcome everybody to Lifeline and this episode 159... 999... 159! It's Sunday, May 4th and it's... I'm not gonna say that. You're gonna say that? It's Star Wars Day.

Look out! Yeah, that's good. No, it's Star Wars Day. It's fine. You're gonna say that? It's Star Wars Day, but who cares? Yeah, that's good. No, Star Wars Day, it's fine. There's other stuff now. Wait, this is why it's Star Wars Day. May the fourth be with you. Yeah, but that's why, okay. Then I get it. Yeah, I get that.

But it's also not that it's the force be with you, so they shouldn't say that. But also- It's cute though. It's sure, fine, yeah. Kids probably really like that. Right. So then I'm fine with it. but kids probably really like that. So right. So then I'm fine with it. But a lot of kids watch this show.

But also whoops. But also you don't have you know there's other stuff now like there's Harry Potter. There's Lord of the Rings. There's all sorts of stuff. What is your point though that all those need to have their days. I don't know man.

You know Laurel and Hardy was big and now they have, you know, Borat. So it's like, really taken to the macro lens on. Yeah, so that's, that's where that's where we're at. All right, I'm on tour, go to Chris Leah calm, I'm going to be in Savannah and Atlanta and Winnipeg and Regina and Saskatoon. I have a bunch of also other ones later on in the year Huntsville, Alabama, Miami, Salt Lake City, Boise, Pittsburgh, Washington, Tulsa. I was wondering when I was going to be in Tulsa, September 19th, New Orleans. Anyway,

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Also, of course, sign up for my Patreon while it's still free. Not going to be free for much longer. Patreon.com slash Matt D'Elia. Oh, Matt D'Elia is confused 2.0. About to take off like a rocket ship. You.com slash Matt D'Elia. Oh, Matt D'Elia is confused 2.0. About to take off like a rocket ship. You should think that when you say Kansas City. I don't even know what that is.

It's a song, isn't it? Kansas City, Kansas City, I'm coming for you. No. What is it? Kansas City, Kansas City, Here We Come. What is that song, Marco? I don't know. Is it called Kansas City, Here We Come?

I think it's called Kansas City. But I mean, whatever it is. It's like an old standard blues. He don't know what it is. It's blues.? I don't know. Is it called Kansas City? Here we come. I think it's called Kansas City. I mean, whatever it is. It's like an old standard blues. You don't know what it is. It's blues. But I'll tell you this much. And I live the blues. I'll tell you this much, dude.

There's too much music, right? Probably. Oh, there we go. Yeah. Yeah, see? There we go. It's a classic. It's called Kansas City.

All right. There's always songs. They shouldn't make songs about towns anymore, because there's just a song about every town. And like, you can City. All right. They shouldn't make songs about towns anymore, because there's just a song about every town. And like, you can't, all right. So what are they going to be a song about every town? You know what I'm saying? So like, just drop it, towns.

Drop it, songs about towns. There's so many towns, though, that don't have songs about them yet. I'm saying, like, there's like, you know, even about bad, stupid towns that no one cares about. In fact, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, OK, so there's just going to be a song about every town,

so you're just diluting it. So stop. So stop. So stop and make a song about, you know, briefcases or something. What was that Jason Aldean song that everybody pretended to get mad about? Yeah. Not in my town or something. What was that Jason Aldean song that everybody pretended to get mad about? Yeah.

Not in my town or something? Yeah. Yeah, whatever that is. Make a briefcase song. There's no song about briefcases. Make a song about briefcases. Look up song about briefcases. Every song is about love, you know what I'm talking about? Or a town.

Or the love of a town. Oh, there's a song called briefcase. Okay, well. By Walt Walker? Let me guess, it's about love. Walker Hayes. Is that a country guy? Probably.

I don't even know. Hey, you got a briefcase. Stuck all my stuff in it. I'm in love. The first line is, I hated when dad picked up his briefcase. I hated when dad picked up his briefcase. I hated when dad picked up a briefcase Deeper already just right out the gate. Leaving

But I love the sound that the keychain made When he got home in the evening I was always sad mom was always mad Most nights he showed up late. He ate Set his briefcase down like it don't weigh a pound. No, I never understood the way he ate. But mama's left him to play he ate or something. That's weird.

No, I never understood the, you made it sound the way he ate. And that's not the lyrics. It's I never understood the weight. And then the next line was but mama always left him a plate. Maybe it should have been the way he ate instead of weight. Don't care. Well, you're the one who did it. Let's just talk about a briefcase, leave it.

Now I sound like him and I look like him. I'll tell you what, there's no way that song is good. And I walk like him and I talk like him. And I try to make my wife laugh. When she's mad, I love my job like him. This is terrible. If Father Time Had a Daughter is another song by this guy. If Father Time Had a Daughter.

Who, is this guy famous? Yeah, Walker Hayes, yeah. Yeah, he is? Yeah. I don't even know who that is. Yeah. It's a blessing and a curse in case I carry around. Dude, stop.

It never stops. The song is so long. Thought I sound like him and I look like him around. And I walk like him and talk like him. And I run to the feather when I long. I sound like him and I look like him around and I walk like him and talk like him and I run to the and I run to the feather when I hate nothing at all like him yeah I get it dad it's a juggling act. Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay gonna get you monetized. It's a juggling act. All right it's a juggling act. So we're definitely done with that segment of the show. But you know it's just there's a song about a briefcase.

So there you go. All right, I stand corrected. Yeah. Well, no, the point is there's a song about everything, including every town. So the decision is either stop making music or let people keep making songs about towns and love and briefcases and everything else.

I guess so. Otherwise, music would end, which you would probably like, but most people would, their life would be forever. It doesn't matter to me if music ends or not because it's already out there. It's not like, unless music just stopped and there wasn't any anymore. But I wouldn't even want that because it's like,

it has its place, you know? Just because I don't like it doesn't mean it's not good. Well, thanks for not wanting to abolish all music from the world forever. I won't. All past music as well. I won't abolish that. Even if it was up to me solely, I'd be like,

I can't abolish it. I think no one would, except people with extreme sound sensitivities. But then they'd be so selfish. Yeah, so I think no one would do that. I think no one would abolish music from the world. Somebody would. Nobody would.

Nobody would. I refuse to believe somebody would. My briefcase has latches and a code. My briefcase has a place where you could put a key in it. My briefcase opens and closes. Santa. And it's also mostly kept for documents. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I have documents and affidavits in my briefcase.

And it opens and close and it and it's golden brown. You know, and it's rectangular. But I don't have a handkerchief on my briefcase because it doesn't matter. Someone takes it because I have all the stuff backed up on email so basically my beef cases rendered useless bum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum. Cut! Cut! We're gonna cut there. I have a briefcase with stuff. Dude! Stop! In the stuff of my... It's fucking unbelievable that I'll sing a one bar of one song and you're like, okay, we're moving on. And you just literally did the most annoying bit about a song,

about a briefcase that doesn't even exist. I know. And you sang the actual song briefcase before all of the lyrics. I know. I think what happens is the bit gets better and better because I just keep going, I keep working it and I just keep thinking about how that's hilarious that the guy has to render it. His briefcase rendered useless for him to think about that and then also to sing that,

because everything's backed up on email, is hilarious. Okay, but the tune is utterly maddening that you're singing it to. Well, that's what also makes it funnier, right? So there we go. Sometimes the longer the bit, the funnier and funnier and funnier it gets. And then it gets worse and then it gets funny again.

Sometimes the more and more you wanna ding-dong ditch your own life. Got it, ding-dong ditch your own life, you know? What if you could get demonetized for that ding-dong ditch your own life? Because they know you mean slewercide. I actually thought about that when we talked about, when I coined that phrase.

Do it for us. So guess what? I was at a coffee shop today and I was drinking a coffee and it was great. And I farted against the chair and it was so loud. And I wasn't- Spoken word, spoken word poetry. I wasn't nervous at all.

Why would you be nervous? Well, I go, oh, maybe someone heard it, and I go, wait, I actually don't care. You are now officially that old guy that used to go to the coffee bean that we used to hate, who used to call the governor's office and say, what are we going to do about these Mexican nationals, talking to, like, whoever picked up the phone.

He literally would do that out loud into his phone at a coffee bean and tea leaf. And talk about what he would fart. What did he bring every time to the coffee bean? Nesquik or Nestle? What was the Nesquik in? I don't remember that. A briefcase, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He'd have- He did bring a briefcase, yeah.

Nesquik in a briefcase. He would get the coffee and then take the N quick and put the next quick in the coffee. He and then he would close our briefcase and call the mayor about Mexican nationals. No, no, the governor, not the mayor about getting the Mexicans out of here. Don't don't don't don't don't don't. Was Jerry Brown governor at that time? The Arigosa. The Arigosa.

No, he was mayor. He was mayor. Yes. Who was governor though at that time? Oh, it was Jerry Brown To them I'll never I'll never forget. Were you there when we met via Virgosa? Yeah, I did that other coffee bean Which is so weird. What's with the coffee beans in the stories? Always a coffee beans. It's read a lot of politicking man, dude. He came up to us one day on election day You weren't there you were there

Uh-huh, and he came at the end of day, and he had a camera, a news camera, like his own news team, whatever, like his press team. And they were videoing him, and he came up so close to him, to me and whoever else was there. And when he shook my hand, I looked right in his face. You know how it's weird when you meet somebody who's really, really recognizable? You kinda can't look at them almost.

It's like a vampire on there and it's on reflection. And I looked right at him and his face, he looked so weary, like so exhausted and miserable. Just the end of the campaign. Yeah, and he was smiling and I was like, this is fucking so depressing. It was. You're such a depressing person.

Well, I mean. And every politician must be that way because they're constantly campaigning. They get elected, they start campaigning right away. You're all depressing politicians, way to go. Round of applause for every politician who's insanely depressing, woo! All right, let's start. Yeah, all right, let's start.

Hi, Matt and Chris. I'm Sam. I'm from Sacramento. Longtime listener, big fan of both of you. Chris, I have seen you a few times. I saw you in Stockton a couple of years ago. Spying on you. You said the whole city looked like Minecraft, which it does. But my question or advice, I guess, I'm recently back in the dating pool and yeah Yeah, I'm on the taller side as a woman. I'm

510 usually probably close to 511 depending on the shoe Obviously don't show up to dates barefoot But yes, I have 510 on all my dating profiles and everything and I found on more than a couple occasions Guys will say they're six to six on six", and then they show up and are just like eye level with each other. How's it going? That's the picture. Should I put that I'm taller online? Why do guys lie about their height? Well that's a good question actually. Any advice would be great. Love you guys.

It's really weird. Why would a guy lie about his height? It's like fishing. You've got to catch them. And then once you get them in the date, then they're there. And you're like, all right, so secretly, I'm 5'6". But they still lied, and the person will know. That's the worst first impression.

Yeah, I don't think it's right. In a scenario where you're posting about yourself in order to then meet someone One of the dumbest things you can do is a lie about your appearance Yeah, because the very first thing the person is like likely to notice is the thing you're lying about Yeah, it's like saying I'm a Haitian you show up and you get I'm white. Yeah, that is very honestly. So anyway, what's up? Yeah, no, it is like that. I'm not Haitian, but what's up? That is what it's like.

Yeah, I know. You're not fucking six foot, you're five, nine, and you're shorter and you're just like, yeah, what's lying about all that? What's up? It's the worst, like you're such a dipshit idiot. It is weird that guys do that. If you wanna do it, look, I understand sometimes,

you want to give yourself an inch, OK, but any more than that is crazy. Well, also, if you give yourself an inch, you could be wrong instead of lying. Like, you know what I'm saying? True, true, true, true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People are like, when's the last time I was measured?

I don't know. Or shoes. You're like, well, with my shoes, I'm a fuc- Yeah, exactly. If you're a guy and you're just straight up, you know, five, 10, and you say you're six, one, that's crazy. That's crazy.

I'm six, six. But that's crazy. I actually was shocked. I recently, what do you even, how do you even say it? Yeah, I didn't measure, I was recently measured and I'm taller than I thought I was. How tall are you?

I'm like closer to 6'1", than six feet. So I'm not 6'1", but I'm like- I thought you were 6'1". I thought I was like just at six feet. I think you should put, hey, I'm 5'10", or I'm 5'10", plus. Don't lie about your age, cause I know you're gonna, cause guys do that. So just don do that you know put that somewhere in your bio well I'm 510 so don't lie about your age oh oh that's what you're sorry sorry

height I'm 510 so don't lie about your height oh you're to her you're giving the advice she's asking for advice yeah so I'm saying put on your profile I'm 510 so don't lie about your height that That might make her seem a way that she doesn't want to seem, which I would totally understand. Like what? Like, like if I, well for instance, if I'm, if I'm on a dating app, which I've actually weirdly never been on, but if I was on one, I would see, potentially see her, be into her. And then if I read that she's 5'10", obviously that wouldn't matter to me.

But if she wrote, so don't even bother if you're not. That's not what I said. What did you say? Don't lie about your height. Still that would still throw me, potentially. Oh, really? Not me. From even hitting her up.

Not me. Because I'd be like, that's so like, I don't like when people are like, don't even bother if you're not this. But to me, that's totally different than what that is. That's way different. That's like, I'm a queen, treat me as such. What I'm saying is, it makes it seem like you deal with a lot of guys that lie about their height,

which I know is a thing. Yeah, so do I. Yeah, so I get it. I get it. I get it. I just think that that is maybe gonna garner you less interest, even if a guy would otherwise be interested. But you could make a joke about it. If you just change the wording even

to make it land really softly and maybe potentially even make a guy laugh, then you're just like, then you're gonna, a ton of guys are gonna be like, well, fucking that are over 5'10", will be more likely even than that. So I actually agree with you, if it's phrased in the right way,

the turn of things. If you're under 5'10", your Dilsnick better be over eight. Right? That's funny. Yeah, right, Dilsnick too. Your Dilsnick will be over, you're into 5'9", your Dilsnick will be over, you're in a five nine? Your Dilsnick will be over nine inches, thank you.

And need not apply if your Dilsnick is not over nine inches. So confusing, you know, reading it, you'd be like, what is that word? Dilsnick, Dilsnick. Unless you're over six foot, in which case the Dilsnick matters less. I'm Martha. The longest section in the profile ever.

Long time listener to the Lifeline. So anyway. My question to her would be, would you date shorter guys? And if you would, is the simple fact that they're lying, what bothers you? Is what, like, cause that to me-

Yes, I would answer, yes. The answer is yes. Right, right. You would answer yes. Yeah, the answer is yes. Right, right. You know, cause guys can always wear heels on dates. So, but yeah, no, that if you're five, nine and you lied about and you're six, if you're five, nine, you'd be like, yo, I'm five, nine, but yo, I'm, I'm dope.

Relax, relax. Well, that's the other thing. Relax, we're both the same height when we're laying down. If you know what I mean? You know what I mean? I'm worse profile, but I, I also think, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, you know what I mean. Worst profile. But I also think, yeah, there's something to be said for being like, a lot of the one-on-one things that I do, like, I would say more than half of them are ultimately just about people

being like, just not even being okay with what they are, but seeming to the world like they're okay being what they are is what's most important. As long as the world buys it, you don't even have to fucking think you're okay as you are. The world needs to buy the act though. Anyway, that's a fucking... Let me tell you something about... Hey, we're both the same height when I'm making you bust. Gonna kick this shit out of us the way you said. Let me tell you something, man. I take issue with it. Go ahead.

Well, so there's two things. One... No, this is gonna be good. No, I know gonna kick her ass when you are a guy who's short. Okay, Matt, you just said, putting on somehow trying to put on your profile or wait, Chris, you said just, Hey, I'm only five, seven, but I'm cool. Like, there's, there's no way you can walk that line without sounding of course not. Correct. Desperate or...

Or like you're some kind of... Like an apologist for who you are already? Of course not. You don't do that. You go, I'm 5'7", but we're the same height when I make it... All good. Swipe right. Trust me. Your bean wants it. So I think what happens is a lot of guys who are short have decided I will show you when we meet up and you will See that yeah, I'm not six six foot. Yes, but After 30 minutes you're gonna be like this guy is short, but he's the fuck. Yes

I know best and so I think that's what's happening. I would tend that is what's happening. I would say yeah, you're probably right. Yeah But I also would understand, bro. Let's put it this way. If that's what you're doing and you know the girl you're going to meet is significantly taller than you, you should not be doing that with someone who's like plainly saying they're 5'10". Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like. I mean, it's definitely not a perfect solution. Right. And you're, you must go into everything thinking when are they gonna realize I'm. But make no mistake. Yeah, right, right, right, right.

Where there's that too. It's like at some point the jig is up, but I get, totally get what you're saying. If I was 5'4", I'd still clean it up. Just make no mistake. Like I would still have my wife. If I was 5'3", I would still have my wife. If I was five three, I would still absolutely, I mean, dude, I'd clean it up.

You were five three. I'd clean it up. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up, what are you doing? Hey, what's up, you wanna go to a bar game or something? I got good seats. Why is that the voice of a short guy, you know? Hey, where we going, Pink Taco, let's go, come on.

Where you're in, do it. Come on, get in the car, you know? Hey, where we going? Pink taco? Let's go. Come on. Where you're in, Dore? Come on, get in the car. You drive. I can't reach it. Come on. Go. Go. We're about the same height when I make you come.

Come on. Let's go. Come on. Yeah. You might see the top of my head, but I can see your bean. Let's go. Come on. Look.

Let me touch that bean. There we go. What's good for your bean? There we go. Stop saying bean. I will stop laughing. Because that bit is so funny. I What's good for your bean? There we go. Dude, stop saying bean. I will stop laughing. Cause that bit is so funny. I can't stand the bean thing though, dude.

Come on. Okay. Okay. Let's see your almond. The voice dude, so stupid. Like so close to bean, you know? I don't want to say, you know. Yeah, no.

Well that I get. You don't want to be disgusting. Come on, lay down. We're being more disgusting by trying to avoid being disgusting. Just lay down. A doctor. Look at this, we're the same height. A doctor.

Look at this, you know? Look at this now, look. Bro, what? That's not even true. No, just look at your feet, you know? We're off the ground though. I get it, but it's just not accurate. Hey.

What's good now, huh? Yeah, I'm not 6'2", but check that out. 5'3". Clean it up. Be my wife. Hey, what's good now? Yeah, I'm not six two, but check that out. Five fucking three, just cleaning it up. Be my wife. Have a family with me and have kids that'll get taller than me soon. Fuck dude.

Yeah. Oh God. I want to bring up fat marine so bad, but there's no way to do it. I know, I know. It's an inside joke. All right, well. All right to bring up fat marine so bad, but there's no way to do it. I know, I know. It's an inside joke. All right, well. All right.

Well, that was really great. Yeah. Yeah. Here is a debate topic for you guys. Do you think a relationship would last longer if the man is more obsessed with the woman or if the woman is more obsessed with the man? In this hypothetical relationship, let's just assume that both parties are in love and that they've been together for a long time. This is not dating stages

Do you think that the relationship is gonna last longer if the man likes the woman more or if the woman likes the man more? Me and my best guy friend debate this topic all the time. We have totally different stances on it I also am curious if you guys think this is just a gender biased question Being that I think that the man should like the women more in the relationship in order for it to last longer. My best guy friend thinks the opposite. I think that men are very visual creatures and the more obsessed with the woman that they are, the longer the relationship will last. He thinks that women are very desirable and can get whatever man that they want. So it's important for them to like the man more. Let me know what you guys think. Chris, I love you so much. Please come back to Tampa

as soon as possible. Matt, I wish we could be best friends in real life. You are so cool and funny. You guys make me laugh when I want to cry. Thank you guys for that. And I really hope to meet you guys in person one day. Thanks. Thanks. Very cool.

And very cool all around. And you packed it all in and you were so like tight with it and specific. You answered all my questions, questions I didn't realize that I had. You answered them and you weren't long winded. That was the perfect that was the perfect submission. It was an interesting question. It was an interesting question for sure. And yeah, you did do it good.

So begrudgingly given. Yeah, you know, that's great. Good. Good job. Well, what am I going to do? I'm the one with the podcast, so is Matt, but you did great. So no, I think that that's a good question, but I don't think it's, you know. Obviously we're talking likelihoods.

There's no like cut and dry to answer, but my instinct when you first asked the question was for specifically for longevity purposes. If we're just talking longevity, not like success, long-term happiness, whatever. I think that a woman being obsessed with a man would last longer because a guy is more likely to just be like, ah, fucking like, she loves me like, especially as they're getting older, they're just gonna be like, I don't, what am I gonna do, like get back out there,

like fuck that shit, you know? Like she loves me so much. And again, as she said, assuming there's actual love anyway, we're just talking about degrees of love. I think that I actually agree with your guy for now. Is it a gendered question? That I don't know.

We'd need to ask more people, but what is your answer? I think it's probably the same. I mean, like, you know, I do think though that all it takes is an idea for one day for a woman to be like, maybe I'm not happy. And then they go, just like, you know, they wander, you know, I think men, they have that in their DNA, but I think once a woman gets an idea about it,

it's hard for them to shake it off. And I think that, so that being said, if the woman is totally obsessed with the guy, it's better. Same answer but different reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know if it matters that much. I just think that, you know, I think women get like, you know, I think that women get like bored and not okay with being bored. You know, men are, like you said, men get bored, but you're like,

I don't give a fuck. It's almost bothering me. That's definitely true. But women are like, I need something, you know? And whether that is to go shopping or, you know. It's usually something a little bit like deeper than that. No, no, no, no, no. If we're talking about ending a relationship.

No, no, no, but I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about like whether or not, whether it's go shopping or something on a deeper level. Like, you know, women get involved in the Housewives shows because of that, you know? They're like, oh, that's my escape. You know what I'm saying? Agree with me.

I felt like I did more in the beginning of what you were saying, honestly, because you lost me at the end. But I just, women like to have ideas and run with them is what I'm saying. Steeper. That's so broad though. I mean, don't end two.

Like if you're gonna make it that broad. Okay, but men are more, I guess we'll kind of say this because men will be like, I don't really care. I think that's the key thing here. As time goes on, men are more okay. What you said that I really agree with is that as time goes on, men are okay with being what you might call bored,

within the confines of a relationship. Whereas I do think that women are like, well, no, I want to be happy, not okay. Yes. Yeah. And the guys are like, what, you live in a fucking fantasy world? And it's kind of like the guy's job in many ways,

whether it's the beginning or the end, like who knows when it is. Well, he already has a job and he's very, very busy. Like there to, I'm talking about like, in terms of like evolution. Oh, I know, but he also has a career and a job. Get and keep the woman and sort of like make sure of her happiness. But it goes the other way around too. You know what I mean? It's so deeper.

I guess it goes the other way around too. No, I mean, I guess, yeah. But men are programmed to do that, to spread their seed, you know? And women are not. So... Well, the flip side of that token is women are specifically programmed not to. Right. Hence the sort of like... Right, right, right, right, right, right. Because, well, obvious reasons. Amount of eggs, amount of sperm, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, just like, you know, I just, you know. The amount of time it takes to actually conceive

and give birth versus the amount of time it takes for a man to go berber. Right, man takes four seconds. A woman literally takes at least, like you're talking nine months. More though, yeah. And then two more years of shelter, feeding, and all this stuff.

It's pretty nuts. Historically, it's sort of hard to deny the hard wiring thing. Yeah. But yeah, now, I don't't know it's all up in the air now folks Yeah, so anyone's guess Okay, next one great question So my My submission today. I just had a question Because this shit's making me blood red piping hot mad

so my fucking the HR lady at my work whenever she comes out into the main area she always yells at me for being on my headphones because it's against company policy okay but then the other day I went to ask her a question and she fucking had headphones on. I mean, pull my fucking pants down and grab my cock because you're basically already jerking me off. You know? I mean, my only question is how do I maneuver that situation in a way to where she won't

fucking fire me please let me know if you can thanks can HR fire you well in a sense do the firing yeah right they'll report you right yeah, well yeah, I mean, of course. But, that's a hypocritical and annoying. It's a very crystalline moment of me, but I'm confused. What was happening when she had the headphones on? What do you mean? She got upset with him because he has headphones on because it's against policy. But did, yeah, keep going.

And then he went up to her once and she had the headphones on. It's really that simple? That's simple. Oh. And he's like, well, that's you're being basically saying she's hypocritical. I thought I missed something because that same so obviously fucking. That's it. So, so how do you deal with this without getting fired?

Just bring it out. Yeah. Be like, wait, I thought we couldn't do that. Can this without getting fired? Just bring it up. Yeah. Be like, wait, I thought we couldn't do that. Can we do that? But he's like, but how do I kill her though? No, you'll get fired. Just like, you're not gonna get fired if you just ask.

So killing her is the thing or... I'm blood red mad anyway, thanks guys. Long time listener. Just ask her in a really straightforward, non likeive way. She's like, hey, can we do that now? Is that OK? Oh, shit.

Oh. Here's the way not to do it. Oh, awesome. When you see her, oh, awesome. And she says, what? You say, oh, never mind. Anyway, I just want to ask you about this here. And then she takes her headphones

and then you go to your place, put on your headphones, until she comes up and she says, hey? You say, oh, nevermind. Anyway, I just want to ask you about this here. And then she takes her headphones and does it. And then you go to your place, put on your headphones, until she comes up and she says, hey, no headphones. And you go, what? Again? The rule keeps changing back and forth. Yeah. And make sure to say, no, it doesn't. And say, but you had yours on.

Yeah. It would be. Why don't you pull down my pants and yank my cock, because you're basically chucking me off. Cut to him in cuffs. Cut to him on the street with holding a box, because he got fired. He works at Burger King.

Ha ha ha. Yeah, dude. I mean, you're going to have to stop being super mad about it before you ask her, because it's going to trickle out if you don't. Yeah. Wait a minute. But definitely say, hey.

That's what life is though, dude. You got the higher ups doing the things that they tell you not to do. That's why Gavin Newsom was having no mask on, eating a fucking bunch of, eating at a restaurant when he was telling everyone not to. Boris Johnson, same thing. The fuck, is HR higher than, I mean, I guess,

I don't know what position he's in, but like, is HR like an elevated position? I guess they have a lot of power. I thought HR was an outside source. They can be, yeah. But usually now companies have their own. Right, they have their own, yeah. But it's like, but they're supposed to be not biased.

They're not hierarchical. They're- Yeah, they're separate almost. It's like internal affairs kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. They manage things at the company, they have nothing to do with the hierarchy of the company. So that means everybody is subject to the rules of HR.

Even the higher ups, basically. Yeah, right, right, right. It's basically the judicial system, but everything is rigged. Then maybe her answer would be, well, I'm a separate, so I can do it as a. But that would be so weird. Yeah, it wouldn't though, right? HR rules apply to HR as well.

Yeah. They couldn't sexually harass somebody. Right, right, right. Oh my God. I love being HR. Love being HR. Love being HR. Yeah. I love being HR. A tiny baby.

When you do that, you know. Hell yeah, dude. HR, what's up? Oh, yeah. But, nah, it's all good for me, man. You don't do it. What's that? I got my headphones in. Um. What's that?

I can't hear you. I'm jerking off. I got my headphones in. But you, I think that you just basically, yeah, that's just how life is. And that sucks. And charge it to the game. Really? Charge it to the game, really.

Charge it to the game, and maybe, yeah. Yeah, that's it. There's nothing you can do. It's just a very straightforward situation. That's why I was confused, because I was like, how could it be so straightforward? Yeah, the next one. Hey, Chris and Matt.

So I wanted to get your opinion on something that happened to me yesterday. I was waiting to cross the street, and this guy walked directly into me, like literally acted like I wasn't even standing there. He stepped on my shoe. Maybe you're dead. So I shoved him and like elbowed him a little bit

and then turned around and was like, hey, what the hell? And then he proceeded to call me an effing B and spit on the ground in front of me And you know shit like this happens when you're a woman just weird situations with men So i'm wondering in when i'm like in an uncomfortable situation like that Do you guys think it's best to just leave it alone not put myself in any danger? Or should I defend myself like, you know shoving the guy? Um, it was very very strange and yeah yeah just curious to hear your thoughts on that situation because I've obviously

been thinking about it a lot over the last 24 hours anywho Chris been a fan since the Bieber roast Matt I've loved when you're on congratulations so I'm thrilled you guys are doing this podcast thank you for everything I love you so much I mean I would argue in that situation, let it go. It doesn't seem like you got hurt. So, you know, it's just going to be better if, especially when you're dealing with an asshole like that, just to be like, all right, you know what? This guy is just having a rough day. You're an ass. He's an asshole. Let him be an asshole without me. You know?

I think what she said at the very end is kind of key to, she said, I keep thinking about, I've been thinking about it for the last 24. It's like, do the thing that you're going to think about the least as you move on from it. That, I would argue, is the worst. Whichever one is going to stick in your craw more, do the other thing. And I guess that can change depending I suppose. Depending on the situation.

But like in general, the likelihood of a man like really like flipping out and getting dangerous is low. But it's too high. It's still too high to risk that kind of thing. Well, yeah. But it also, you increase the odds if you get agitated at it.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Like some guys would never do anything no matter what. And some guys, if given the wrong trigger, would and become more likely to. If I did that, I wouldn't even, I mean, I would never say, I would never call a woman like that, do that, and then spit.

If I walked straight into a woman, I would be so embarrassed. Well, yeah, I'd be like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Yeah, I don't even understand. Unless he thought she walked into him, but that's idiotic because he was walking and she wasn't. Yeah, that's not something. No, that guy sucks at that time.

And maybe he's a good guy, but you don't. Doubtful, dude, doubtful. That's why I'm saying he's probably better. Yeah, I mean, look, dude, he could have just found out his wife left him or his mom died or you know. Sure, anything's possible, but the question at hand is should I like push back or should I just say, you know what, this happens in the world,

I'm gonna fucking move on. In general, I think you will be better off both in the moment and moving on from it if you're like, fuck that guy, who fucking, what a loser. And you just go on with your life knowing that like, that guy's a fucking loser and you're not. Because not only do you have less to think about as you move forward, but like you are putting yourself

at risk less as well. I get, dude, trust me, I have a crazy, horrible temper that's gotten me into so much trouble before. But like, I wish I didn't, because then I would be less reactive and I would have gotten into less shitty situations for myself if I would just knew how to take a beat and not react at all.

You did the right thing, just, I don't know, man. I mean, you gotta stop, I don't know, man. I mean, you gotta stop... I don't know. I mean, it sucks you're still thinking about it, but... That guy's an asshole. He's affecting you. Don't let him affect you. Yeah. I think she might still be thinking about it because... of her, in her mind, her perceived escalation of how she escalated. But, dude, there's no account for crazy people in the world and some people are just crazy

And you don't know who those people are until they start being crazy, and then you have to run and that's not good Nobody wants to be running Unless they're working out you know I mean I do like to run yeah You don't like to know one wants to just be running unless they're working out. No. So be careful is all I'm saying. So either, yeah, be cool or be working out. Next one. Hey, what's up guys? I have a movie cliche critique to give you.

Recently you've talked about the cell phone being hung up without saying goodbye or asking a character on a date and them saying, I'd like that. Yeah. Mine that I discovered that I really don't like is when there's a character like clearly dying on the ground and the main character usually is next to them holding their hand saying, stay with me or don't die on me. It's not your time to die yet. Stay with me. And it's just like, I hate it because it's getting rid of the shock of them dying,

because it spoils that they're not getting back up. When you hear that line said, stay with me, that whole back and forth, it's just Corinne's manufactured extra drama, but it takes away from the fact that they died, and that's no longer shocking enough on its own. And it makes it seem like the character could just choose to get up and walk away. Like it's on them now, they might. Even though they're like lying in bed.

I don't know. Hope you guys can affirm that one. I don't like when that whole exchange happens. Chris, you make every song sound like Josh Groban sings it. And Matt, you look just like the lead singer from All Time Low. But love you both. I don't know what's that.

We'll have to look it up. We need to look that up. Look it up right now have them both. I don't know what that is. We'll have to look it up. We need to look that up. We'll look it up right now. But that, I don't agree with that. I agree with, I do find it a little annoying when they're just like, just hang on. It is a cliche, but. Well, yeah, it's a cliche.

Also. But you would do that in real life too. Right, that's the thing. So it's. So what it comes down to is like, oh my gosh, it looks nothing like Matt. Go to All Time Low Singer. I mean...

I mean, it looks more like Taylor than me. No, the guy literally doesn't... His brain is wrong. Now I have to... Now I have no choice but to disagree with you. But you also do your hair like that. Oh, well that one looks more like me. Because so much of his head is covered.

But like, yeah, that one, yeah. That's a terrible haircut, huh? That's such a bad haircut, it's crazy. That was like a 2009 thing, right? Yeah, yeah. I unfortunately had something not that terrible, but like similar-ish. I'm gonna do that. When I get to be 50 something.

The aughts were just so regrettable stylistically speaking. Yeah, but that's what we said about the 90s 10 years ago. I never said that. Dude, I always loved 90s style. People said that about the 90s. I still have 90s style. Like that's how out of... But people said that about the 90s and now they think it's dope. So I think that it'll come back. Maybe. I do?

I think they're gonna skip a little bit. No, I don't think so. Cause I remember thinking the 90s were horrid. Really? And now I think like, I get it. You know, fashion is crazy like that. I think I never left the 90s style. I never left the 20s, dude.

I want, get me a zoot suit. A zoot suit, Zoot suit riot come on Throw back a bottle of beer. That's just growing. No that kind of looked like me scroll back up The first one sorry the first one right there. Yeah, I had Sure, I mean no is no to your suggestion that I look like him But still there are some images where I'm like, okay. I guess yeah also who knows the band All Time Low? I don't know guys who don't like when people say just hold on to people who are dying.

I don't get his rationale for not liking it. If someone was like man I hate those scenes in movies where the character's dying and they're just like they're so sappy and overwrought and I would be like oh okay I get that but But you're saying because for all the wrong reasons. It makes him feel like it's up to the guy dying. Yeah, like what? Which it's not. What he's saying is it's supposing that if they just chose to hang on actually,

then they could have stayed alive. Well, it's like working out. Come on, one more, one more. Yeah, exactly. You can do it or you can't. Yeah, exactly. It's just whatever you can. Yeah, exactly. It's just someone desperate for someone else not to die. It's not like they're actually imbuing them

with some external strength. This guy doesn't understand cinema and life or death. He doesn't understand, when you look out at reality, his reality is not the same as most people's. Usually a good thing. Maybe this guy's amazing at other things, but like the way your brain works as evidenced by the submission you just gave

is fucking weird and fucked up. Stick, great guy, great guy. He seems really nice. Yeah, I'd hang out with him in a heartbeat. I would hang out with him, yeah. But brains fucked up. But that doesn't mean, but man needs to be a dick about.

But your brain's fucked up. Hey dude, you're a great guy, seem great. I would love to hang out with you. Fuck you. All right, next one. My brain's fucked up. Hey, dude, you're a great guy. Seemed great. I would love to hang out with you. Fuck you. All right. Next one. My brain's fucked up, too, though. So it's all good. It's deep. Chris and Matt men. Chris, I have dilemma. I worked for the military in the U.S. Air Force. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've I'm pretty good at my job.

I've made rank before all of my peers. I love it. It's a really good at my job. I've made rank before all of my peers. I love it. It's a really good time. However, I'm away from my family. And so I could stay in the next 20 years, bounce around all over the country, and have no choice in what I have to do. Or I could go home and join the trades

and at least be with my family. Yeah. You know, it's a big thing. Be with my family. And so I'm just kind of stuck. Do I spend the next 20 years in the military? Do something that I don't necessarily like or well, something I don't like and something I'm good at, right?

Or go home and do something that I don't necessarily like. But at least I'm with my family. Thanks, love you guys. No question. Yeah, to me too. I mean, but the way you framed it is a really good way to frame it and I think like the difference between what kind of what you're asking is like, unhappiness, but expertise and the sort of like the accolades that come with it versus happiness, but potentially just being like another guy in the world

that doesn't have this like expert thing that they do that quote unquote matters, you know? But I still, even if you phrased it in the harshest possible light, I would say probably better to be with your family. I mean, dude. Go to trade school. Dude, here's the thing.

Sorry, but real quick. You're going to go to trade school, and the trade that you enter, you're going to get really fucking good at. Yeah, there's so much. If you're in the Air Force and you're excelling, you're going to be good at the trade that you choose when you come back to the states like maybe you can't say definitely but the likelihood is very high I'd like to see him trying to stand up. The likelihood is very high that the trade that you choose you know And so that is like you're gonna excel at it

So then pass out what is this g6 with that? Excelling will come a certain kind of happiness expertise also lends itself to happiness in a way that people don't recognize often enough I think and I think it's worth considering how good you'll be at the thing that you end up taking up when you come back to be with your family. On top of, you get to be around your family. Yeah. I don't know. It's bringing up a bunch of shit for me

because I'm like, I do the road a lot and I miss my family a lot. And then I'm like, I do it to so my kids and my wife, well I do so my family can have a good, comfortable life. And then it's like, but do I do it too much? Because if I do it too much, then I'm not with them. You know what I'm saying?

Kind of made me think about that. Thanks a lot, man. I love how I answered the guy and you talked about you. Well, no, because I I'm saying because it's. Relatable. Yeah, relatable, you know, but so. The difference is, and this is truly what sucks, is that when you're in the armed forces on any level,

really you don't ever get a choice in where you are put, located or ranked even. And like that, unfortunately, as us lazy Americans, we get so used to being able to choose whatever we do whenever we want. It's like it's so hard to wrap my head around that as a non military person. Like it's like, it's extremely honorable. I'm not taking away from it. I just can't even put myself in the head.

Yeah, it's weird because like, but there are guys that, I mean, like look at Elon Musk. He has like so many baby moms and like he's not in his kids lives like all of them, you know. Well, he doesn't care. Right. I know. I know. So it seems. So it seems. We don't know. Yeah. We don't know how much he's with the kids or not.

But like, I can't understand that. I can't understand that. I can't understand that. I can't. I can't understand not being with my family as much as I can. I mean, I just, you know, you're missing all sorts of things. Like I put Calvin and Billy to bed last night and I did it the night and I want to do it again tonight. You know what I'm saying? And

I don't understand. I don't understand when people, when people don't want to do that. Even men. Like, you know, I know I understand that the woman is the nurturing thing, but like, I Don't know. I don't know man When I went when Kristen's like you want to put the boys to bed I go hell yeah hell yeah And you'll miss that if you're in fucking Somalia now he didn't say his wife and kids. He could mean a big extended family. But I would still give the same answer, to be clear. Yeah. But yeah.

20 years, too, is the deal breaker for me. If we're talking about three years, three more years, and then whatever. Even still, though. Even still, but the end is in sight. 20 years, you're talking the difference between 30 and 50, dude. 25 and 45, that is all of life, essentially.

So yeah, if asking actually will sway you one way or the other, go home. Yeah, for sure, Agree, bro. And that's not to say we want our country to go to shit. We appreciate what you do. Of course. We love you, dude. What if he was like, I don't have kids.

Let's talk about my mom and dad. Honestly, that still says the same fucking thing, if you miss him that much. All right. Next one. Hey, Chris and Matt. Love the show. Chris, been a fan since you were stankowski and glory days

Wow, I need some professional advice. I Love my job love where I work for the most part what I do But I'm kind of stuck. Mm-hmm I've been promoted once before but now the position I'm in there's just not anywhere to go right now I've been told that I'm the epitome of a promotable employee But just unfortunately, there's not a spot right now to put me in Turn 28 tomorrow. I'm married. I want to buy a house start a family But with what I make now and Southern California

house prices, it's just not really feasible unless I get promoted. So I just don't know, like, should I start looking for something else? Should I start pressing the issue with my managers and saying like, hey, like you got to do something if you're telling me I'm promotable, promote me. Or do I just keep grinding it out and wait and hope something happens? Um, let me know what you guys think. Thanks. No, don't grind it out and wait.

That never works. You gotta do, you gotta make a move and if the move is bringing it up, bring it up. If the move is a move, then make the move. It's, it's just, you're going to waste your whole life, dude. You, you, if you wait to see if a position opens up, they don't care. They're not going to do it for you. They're telling you you're the epitome of a promotable guy, so they don't have to remote you.

They're doing that to make you feel good. Well, no, no, no, I'm saying, what's the unjustified means? What's it matter? They're doing that to make you stay, I think is the real answer. It's not- Yeah, because you won't stay if you don't get promoted. Right, well, yeah, it's like a placation thing. Yeah. It's not like- Exactly. Yeah. The don't- It's not like they don't mean it is the real answer. It's not. Yeah, because you won't stay if you don't get promoted. Right, well, yeah, it's like a placation thing. It's not like, yeah. Exactly.

It's not like they don't mean it is what I mean. No, no, no, they mean it. Yeah, you're probably a great, but they're gonna keep you for as cheap as they can. You know, they might love you, but they don't care. It's like you have to make a move. And you either, by making a move, you either move or you say I need movement

you kids otherwise and then you create a fucking boundary and then if they don't do it then you go you're 28 you're still young you're yeah dude you know you're coming in this world you're a fucking kid but like you know you are almost 30 and you see that coming and you think well well, if I want a family and I, you know, I want to buy a home, it's like, dude, this is like, this is the challenge of, technically my generation, but definitely the challenge, even more so, of your generation, I'm speaking to the guy calling in.

It's like, dude, affording a fucking home at these rates that people get paid for the jobs that they do, like, dude, affording a fucking home at these rates that people get paid for the jobs that they do, like forget even, Southern California is ridiculously priced, crazy, but it's true all over the fucking country. It just is how it is. And it's, the dilemma you're facing is like so common.

And I do think that there's a way to approach management or whatever you want, whatever you called it, to be like, look, like I love my job, I love doing it, I'm good at it, makes me proud, but I need to make, I need a promotion or something like that, a raise, whatever, to be able to afford to stay.

Because like me, you don't need to explain this to them, but if it comes up and this is your relationship with them, you can even just say, dude, like, you know, I wanna have a family and like at this specific juncture, I can't do that. I wanna buy a house at this specific place, I can't do that. So like, I would love to stay.

If you guys can make that work, I would love more than anything to stay. If not, then peace out. If not, then peace out. Don't buy a $80,000 car before you buy a house. Well, that's E40. That's weird. I didn't know that, but what,

the way you did it, I knew it was E40. Don't buy a $80,000 car before you buy a house. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're right. But yeah, you gotta do what's best for you and your family, dude. Come on, man. Come on, action. It's action time, dude.

Let's go. Director. Let's go. A film director. It is absolutely action time because I will tell you man you can just sit and wait go go go go go go go go go go dude go go go go go go I had a whole hour that I was doing stand-up and I'm relating to you I'm not making it about me but I'm relating to you I had a whole hour and I was bored of it and

then what get rid of it go go go go go go, go, go, go, go, go, go, new tour! I don't give a fuck, I'll keep going. More, more, more, I will keep going, dude. Action time, it is action time. Dude, you're gonna be dead one day. Might as well fucking live it up. Double it, double it, and double it, and keep doubling it until I kill you.

And I'm serious. Yeah, laugh. But I'm serious. More, more, more. So greedy. Just unbelievably greedy. Unhinged. But dude, I just like, come on man, life's too hard and it's not short. You know what I'm saying? Just keep switching, switch it up. Keep switching it up, dude. See what's in store. Yeah, I mean, of the options you laid out,

then the one you can't do is just grind it out. That's just as simple as that. Quit. Like Tony Robbins would be like, quit. Call your manager right now. Yeah. Stand up. Give me the number.

Come here. Give me your phone. I fucking quit, cocksucker. There, now you're fired. I'll never come back, you fucking piece of shit. And if I ever do, I'll expose you for what you really are. There you go. You'll never come back you fucking piece of shit. If I ever do I'll expose you for what you really are. There you go You'll never be hired again Go

I fucked your wife there Figure it out by start a podcast The worst advice get a microphone and some headphones and fucking put a thing on YouTube go get out of here Get the fuck out of here. Go beat him up on the way out Kick his fucking ass what's crazy out of Tony Robbins did exactly that it would be close enough to what he does that some people would be like yeah yeah and he kicked my ass yeah and it really really you know I was in the hospital for three weeks but after that I started the podcast and I'm up to 4,000 views a

month After that, I started a podcast and I'm up to 4,000 views a month. God damn, there's a fly in here and it's pissing me off more than anyone could possibly imagine. That's how much it's pissing me off now. Yeah. Give me your phone. Come here. Come on. I hit your wife's box.

Here, go. Take his ass on the way out. Leave. Get out. See if you can get out. Everyone attack him. Go. Fucking you.

Here, take this. Go ahead. That's a gun fucking shoot him in the face Did it? Okay now start a podcast He's dead he's dead movies put his body in the chair microphone right in front of the fucking headphones on him He fell down his body slumped over put the headphones on him set him up now start a fucking podcast call it hole in the head go God I really do like Tony Robbins, though. Is he considered like a scam artist? Or is he considered like legit at what he does? Is he somewhere in between that weird?

Somewhere in between. Right? It's useful for people. But yeah. Well, no. People think a life coach is a scam artist. Or whatever he is. People think that.

That's what I kind of mean. Because of that fact, it's unavoidable that some people think a life coach is a scam or people or whatever he is people think that's what i kind of mean like he because of that fact yeah it's unavoidable that some people think that but of those people he's not like known as some kind of motherfucker right well it's everyone assault them right now right when you guys stand i have a question everyone assault them just don't even ask the question i attended a three thousand dollar tony robbins event here's why i'd never do it again. You, how can I help you? He said, so I, everyone assault him right now. I mean, it's useful what people derive from it, but is he bilking people?

Probably. Bilking? Yeah, bilking. I don't know that. You don't know a lot of things. Well, that's not true. This comes up a lot, and you're like, what does that mean? And it's like, dude, how have you been on the earth for 45 years?

Bilk him. Bilk him. Bilk him. Right now, everyone bilk him. Wait, bilk is the wrong word. I mean gouge. Gouge him. Gouge his eyes out. I mean, bilk isn't the wrong word.

Gouge his anus, his eyes, any hole. Go gouge. Here, take this. Hot poker. Gouge him. He's not price gouging. It's not like in comparison with other people, is he charging more? Of course he is.

He's huge. So his rates are are gonna go up. Gouged him and give me $800. I mean, it's not like, obviously he's not like Benny Hinn or some shit where he's just like straight up a liar. But like, I don't know, am I a sucker? It's like Taylor Swift. Like I like Tony Robbins.

Yeah, you wouldn't give any money. Of course not. No, yeah, I guess, but that's not, I understand why someone would, I guess, is what I'm saying. But that's a lot of money, $3,000, damn, to just go to like a Tony Robbins event? It's like Taylor Swift. It's like they're not, they're giving you a concert,

but it's for $1,200, you know? It's entertainment. Interesting. We built this city. hundred dollars you know it's entertainment. Interesting. We built this city. We built this city. I'll gouge your eyes out. Attack them. Start a fucking podcast. The worst advice. After we all kick your ass fucking get them. Start a podcast call it beaten and bloody and bruised. Call it hole in the head. I don't give a fuck what you call it, I have your money. Assault him.

Quit your job, everyone fuck him now. That was inevitable, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Oh man, now I'm all hot and shit. I fucked your wife. I fucked your wife. You, up here. Come here. What's the problem?

Yeah, so financially, I give you your phone. Let's get your wife here. You, wait. But I have a shh. Do you think I shh an hour later later. Hey sweetie, what's up? Come here. Not me, dude. So stupid. You're mine.

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Well, that's what it is. It's good to have. Dude, Lifeline is always, we always laugh so hard at the end. I know. It's so weird. Fuck dude. We built this city dude. I'm gonna raise your kids now. We built this city.

All right. Well that's that, Lifeline. Fucking shit. Come see me at, I'm gonna be in a bunch of different cities. We have a bunch of different cities. Your voice is gonna hurt so fucking bad tomorrow Chris Lee calm come see my tour Maybe I'll do some Tony Robbins stuff, you know, I gotta be a life coach, right? I mean I already called it I'm fucking Tony Robbins 2.0. That's why I do the one-on-ones dude

So but yeah join my fucking patreon patreon.com slash Matt D'Alia get in on that Tony Robbins 2.0 shit But join this show's fucking patreon Patreon.com slash lifeline luxury. It's what motors us. It's what propels us to do what we do here. And it's just us two. No submissions over there. So, yeah, get over there if you're not already.

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