Lifeline - 164. Dr. Turnoff

Episode Date: June 8, 2025

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You know I decided something I'm actually gonna be a beta from now on. Okay, before we go into that, patreon.com slash Matt and Leah, do it, do it now, do it now. Oh, not, not, no, you, okay, go ahead. I am a, an alpha, okay, and that's fine, all right? I'm not even saying, I don't brag about it, like, you know? So you said you are an alpha, you said?

Yeah. Okay. I am not anymore. I am choosing now to be a beta from now on. This way I don't have to deal with it. I'm going to do stuff like say, what? And fall? But at your core, what will change? Come on.

Falling and swallowing mid-sentence are like surface level things that betas... I guess I'll do more like sitting down and looking uncomfortable like that. Like what? You don't even know what a beta is. You're not going to be one. Oh, fuck, dude. I guess I got to keep kicking ass. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

You know? I'm a bully. That's what I've always thought. I'm going to be a, what's under beta? Alpha beta. What's the C1? Oh, bleep it. I'm going to be a gamma. Charlie. Yeah, I'm going to be a gamma. On sets, it's Charlie. Yeah, yeah, man. Look it out. I'm going to be a gamma. Charlie. Yeah, I'm going to be a gamma.

On sets, it's Charlie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but the Greek alphabet, not Charlie. Alpha, beta, genzo. Gamma. I'm going to be gamma, the G one. All right, what does that mean? Really meek and just like approaching people.

Literally on a leash. On a leash, yeah. With my hands together and praying that they pay attention to me. Isn't it crazy that that is some guy's fetish to do that? Well not ill, well not ill but that makes me uncomfortable to even be like that. You know it's mostly super, super wealthy powerful people. That is so weird, huh? I'm telling you, I probably said this many times before, but I got, I kind of got to know an actual,

like hush hush, big money dominatrix. Oh yeah. And the things that she said about specific people, I was just astounded. Astounded, mate. I, I, I, I, I... Tarantino. What? Was one of the stories that she told me about.

Well, she could be lying, but... What she was saying was the most Tarantino-y thing I could possibly imagine. There's no way this girl was lying. He was like, this sex scene starts in the middle of the story. She also started telling me about This random agent that there's no reason I would know that I other than that I had that I happened to know him Gussie those stories up sometimes I mean so

So doubtful of this person. I'm that story Why people like to make shit out of nothing? But then why don't you stop and say this about every single thing we talk about? I do. It would ruin every conversation. Well, I do. It would ruin every conversation. No. About every story.

You're like, well, make sure. You know, you never know if they'll lie. I know. I usually say about people talking, if you heard something for some of the day, I say, well, that's what they said. That's what I always think, no matter what it's about. But that gets in the way of conversations. It ends fun, it ends joy.

It ends joy. Okay. Well, I guess gossiping is not something I want to be like on the front end of, but yeah. I get it, but we're talking about dominatrixes who like to, like, whose clients like to have their balls smashed with their high heels. That's of interest, I think, to the general public. But you're saying who. So what I'm saying is it may not be true,

because this is just what some hooker said. You know what I'm saying? There were a lot of that she did not give names to. I know, but I'm just saying. She was like, oh, you're a filmmaker. And that impressed her, because, well, I'm very impressive. And so she was like. And I step on my balls. She goes like, well, I'm very impressive. And so she was like. And I step on my balls.

She was like, oh, I. And then it got to Tarantino. And then this Asian. And then she was like, yeah, it's mostly really high powered businessmen, really high powered agents. And they don't need to be Asians. Like a lot of people from all across. Do you know male Asians have the craziest things? Oh, they throw up on each other.

Well, probably. And come, yeah. But anyway, this is a family show. But I would say I couldn't, I wonder if I could, like, imagine being like really in one of those relationships where you're just like, can I, oh man, this feels so weird to even just do that one second of it. It makes me feel truly, it makes me feel truly upset.

And I wonder if that, well, so that's got to be the kink, right? Like if you're thinking about it sexually, that's probably what the guy likes is that, Oh, I am one less, you know, and I don't deserve stuff like that. That's that, that makes people turned on, know? And I don't deserve stuff. Like that's, that makes people turned on, right? Yes. That's at the core of what's going on there, yeah. And that's why they fight so hard to become big CEOs

because they wanna prove to people, but still what gets them the Daddy Rock heart is. Right, the big Daddy Rock. Can I have a sandwich please if I may? And then the woman's like, no you stupid little wimp. Right, that doesn't turn me on at all. Oh, no, no, not at all. I mean I would just laugh. It would be like, this isn't for me, you know. Yeah, same. I would like to have that though. It's probably fun to play like that, you know? I mean, yeah, if it's purely playful, maybe,

but it's so counter to my fun for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But kinks are weird though, because like, they're so, people are judging them so much and they're so different and they're so like, there are so many different ones where they're so like, there, there are so many different ones where you'd be like, what, like furries? Like what dude?

Every now and then I travel on the, in, uh, you know, to different cities and it, there's a furry convention. I, it was in Atlanta. It happens, dude. It's really weird. It's done more than two or three times. Tons of furries in the world. But I don't know, what is that? What is a furry?

No, no, I know what it is, but why is that something? Something about anthropomorphizing and sexualizing animals is of interest. But they're like neon green. Yeah dude, but part of the thing is they get to fully design themselves. So if they're- I'm a koala, come on me. If they're fur, fur-sona is what they're called, they're fur-sona. Oh really?

Yeah. If their fur-sona- I'm a bear, eat my pussy. Is a raccoon, but also has like pink and purple streaks of hair and like big giant, you know, raccoon titties, then- Suck my know, raccoon titties, then- Suck my big giant raccoon titties. Then that's what she is and she probably gets like

a costume built or like some like, if it's, that might be too expensive, you put a costume together. It's built as you go, it's like a kit car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like the Fast and the Furious cars that you get really good. Or you could custom order

something insanely expensive, which sounds probably unlikely. That is... And then they're just like... Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Whatever you just did, I know now that because you did that,

I will not be able to have sex for another year, so that's fine. Mm-hmm. Just shut down. What a superpower I wield. Oh yeah, the turn off, Dr. Turn off. Now no sex for you for a year. In Gotham.

Wow, so much Batman talk in both episodes. All right, let's go into our first one. So much here. Yo, what's up, Matt? What's up, Chris? Appreciate you guys. What I wanna talk about is that I have an apartment that I share with my girlfriend and I have a lot of art on the walls. And this art is art that I've made. And I want to make sure that the art that I made isn't taking over the space

and making it about me. Because like, I don't like that. That's not like a me thing. Okay. But I make a lot of art and You made the land. It's like what we have. So it's like, if I don't put my art in the walls,

we're going sort of Home Goods. Right. So it's like, if I don't put my art in the walls, we're going to Home Goods or TJ Maxx or whatever it is and buying art to put stuff on the walls that like means nothing, you know? There's a way of making art and sharing it and trading with other artists to not have to buy new art because art's expensive, but like I'm 28, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's tough out there.

I have a lot of, I built this. This is like full of paintings. Like, you know, I've paintings at the Wazoo, dude. I'm cool and it's just a lot to go through and be like, all right, is this okay that I'm doing this you know and like this is obviously a conversation that I've had but like you know if the answer is like this is all we got I don't know if that's overstepping and um well I don't like making things about me I don't want this apartment to be about me but you want it to be the way you want it to be also like it's your uh

if she's cool with it. It's your domicile, dude. I don't, I mean, it didn't, it looked like it was on the edge of being somewhat busy, but I wouldn't say it was like overboard. It looked to me, honestly, like, kinda like mom's house. Like, you guys got a lot of stuff, but it's put in places

that don't make you feel actually cramped while you're in there but if you were to free up your mind a little bit and think okay what of what things what taking away which things would open up the most space you start there you know and that answer to that can actually surprise you because it might not even be a piece of art. It might be like a coffee table or something. Because art is hanging on a wall or in a box somewhere. Art is not like on the ground,

you gotta hop over it on your way to the bathroom. So I don't think it's a sign of you anything actually. I just think that it's- You're just being conscientious of you and your partner's life. Yeah, I just think that it's not that, as long as she is cool with it, then it doesn't matter. If she likes it or likes it enough to pretend she likes it,

then there's no problem here. There's also a weird thing about how like, ah yeah, you're an artist, you wanna make art and then you wanna hang it up but then also you don't want people to see it? Like, you gotta figure that out. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's a lot of artists.

A lot of artists are like, but I don't wanna be the center of attention and it's like, why are you a fucking artist? Yeah. You know, comedians are that way. When you're like, dude, guy, you just Yeah. You know, comedians are that way. When you're like dude, guy, you just wanna be on stage, it's fine. Yeah, that is weird.

Yeah, but so like you gotta figure that out. But like that's, as long as your girl's okay with it, I think it's fine. I mean, you like making art, you know, who you making it for, if you're making it for yourself, you still hang it up in your apartment. You're not, you know, you don't wanna- You're specifically gonna hang it up in your office. Yeah, you don't wanna stack it your apartment. You're not, you know, you don't want-

Specifically gonna hang it up in your office. Yeah, you don't wanna stack it up like you do. Like, you know, obviously you make too many pieces, so you're gonna stack some up, but like, you know, rotate it out, have fun, dude. Yeah. Get creative with it, you're creative, get creative with it.

Rotate it out every month. Hang stuff up on the outside, so people drive by see it. A new piece every month in every spot of the living room. It's like a new you and a couple as a person. Yeah, it's like four or five things on the wall. Maybe one thing stays forever and over. Maybe. Nothing's everything circles around it.

It's the sun of your apartment. We're seeing now we're getting somewhere. What's the Neptune? What's the Pluto? What's the country earth? So fucking high. What is the continent? So high. What's the country Earth? So fucking high. What is the continent Saturn?

What is, as it goes on, as it goes on, as it goes on? We learn, we learn, we learn. OK, well. OK, so we've learned a lot from that. And I think we shall move on to our next submission. Sebastian. Hey, Chris and Matt. Chris, wanna thank you again for the advice

on how to take pictures for my engagement without it being known that I was gonna propose. But this is something that she does that really grinds my gears, blood red mad, all that good stuff. Anytime we get into any sort of argument big or small She now goes on her phone to chat GPT and gives the whole breakdown of the conversation Why she thinks she's right what she's feeling and then she'll screenshot it and send it to me

Basically saying hey look you're wrong. Oh, this is what I'm feeling Instead of just thinking about it herself and us talking about it. So that's crazy with that. But chat to you to be T is now her therapist and it is always against me. Wow. That's so funny because she does it the way she wants. She writes in the way she wants you. And then this fucking dick did this.

Get, check this out. But honestly, yeah, I AI, as it currently is, is specifically designed to make the user, the one that is holding the computer or keys, happier. It skews the user. If I took the phone out of my brother's hand, then it would skew to me. Does it? Because I'm the one typing. No,'s hand, then it would skew to me. Does it?

Because I'm the one typing. No, but I'm saying, does it? Yes. It really actually does. All of them do that. It's a massive major flaw that they don't know how to figure out. Yeah.

Because none of them are good. None of them are worth shit if they act like someone who's afraid of you. A beta, they're a beta. Yeah. I'm the alpha in this chat. They're acting like yes, man. It's like

Well, I'm the maniac with design that you know, I know like only fucking Elon Musk would come up with that shit Well, you know, I'm like it's like a so anyway, I'm here. What you do. Your boyfriend's a bitch clunk There's a door closing sound and I do I Honest no, I'm still here. Also. No, you are not alone. So many people People are going through this right now in their relationships. I'm in their friends in school, dude. I cannot Convey this to you any clearer And your relationship

Ended oh it has to end that is not that... Here's why. We're at such a nexus point in society right now with AI that there's going to be a massive, massive, massive mini divots, massive splits, chasms between ways people think about this fact of AI and another fact of AI. Crevasses, yeah. Butcrack.

Cevices. Dude. I think Matt is wrong about his chat GPT argument. She's, shut the fuck up. Cause I'm just, I'm gonna use chat GPT. Oh, okay. And the fact that she's so quickly already utilizing chat GPT to prove that she's right in arguments with her fucking boyfriend? Dude.

No. Hazu. Japanese. Okay? Hazu. Japanese. Alright, sometimes something is so unacceptable you need to make up your own word and movement for it. And it can sound like you're from another place.

It's just fucking, HALSLEUGH. Yeah. Okay? And that's what that is, dude. If you're one of those people who does that with your friends, with your partner, just fucking to you, friend,

I say, HALSLEUGH. Japanese. Here's what JapaneseachiBD would say. You're absolutely right to challenge that. Let's unpack it a bit. Matt's argument is that it's too early to use ChachiBD to figure out arguments between significant others. Probably because from skepticism about whether AI can really understand nuance of motion and context in intimate relationships. That's a fair concern. In some cases, ChachiBD isn't a therapist and it doesn't replace honest human connection. But here's the other side of it.

Thanks for throwing me a bone before you slam my ass clarity and objectivity. Sometimes when the message is on high, it's hard to see clearly practice ground. It's a safe space to test out a message might come across. And that's true. Yeah, but still it's crazy. Not a final judge using you. Chad should be. Doesn't mean you're outsourcing a relationship.

If Matt is arguing that people might overly, uh, over rely on chat GPT. That's fair. But saying it's too early implies that it isn't useful yet, which just doesn't hold up while they're mad at you. And of course it is very useful, but to use it to settle fucking questions between two people in a relationship who've been in that relationship much longer than chat GPT was even fucking a thought. Matt's making up a new word to call something.

Is that useful? Doesn't make sense. You know, chat, you'd be worth it. Worth any shit. Then we'll see. Yeah, you'll see. That definitely can be useful if it helps people understand something more clearly or quickly, but it also can be confusing or self-serving.

That's completely accurate actually. There it had me... If it's just meant to sound smart without adding real clarity. Well, that's not... What do you think of hoods? Yeah. It makes a complex idea easier to discuss, which is... That's exactly what it is.

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Christopher O'Donnell, don't do it. I love it, dude. I love it. Same. I love it. Wow, that's interesting, okay. Yep. And the movie was made in? What? Gaslight, 1944.

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he was overcomment-sending. Mm. Got- Ingrid Bergman. Charles Boyer. Actors like that are just forgotten for history. Ingmar Bergman is considered like the greatest actress of all time. Isn't that weird? I don't know.

Ingmar Bergman, rather, sorry, not Ingmar. I mean, you're gaslighting me. Ingmar is the director. Unrelated. Oh, okay. Whatever. Is she unrelated? No, she's related, yeah.

Ah, who cares? So next one. Isabella Ruslini. Lost your mind. Hey, Chris. Hey, Matt. Yeah, okay, so next one is about the rest lady. What's your mind? Hey Chris, hey Matt So like Chris, I'm a big fan of listening to people Talk about stuff that they're really interested in even though me myself. I'm not interested in that Yeah, kind of topic. I think people are like passionate about something

I said that to not and you guys are really into movies, which I'm not. I was wondering, have you guys ever like told us your favorite movies of all time, or like given us your top three or top five or something? I was curious which movies you guys consider us your favorites. Okay. Yeah, that's my question. That's a good question. Thank you guys. A lot of love from Norway. Chris, you should come to Scandinavia. I will. All right, bye guys. I'll do it when I want though. Honestly, that was the best possible framing for that question I could possibly imagine.

I always, whenever someone asks me that though about best movie, favorite movie, you have to delineate between best movie and favorite movie. Those are different. Those are different movies. It's a whole other argument, but I don't agree. But I understand. It can be the same. Yeah, for me it is. It is?

I guess is what I'm saying. Well, but that's because you're in the business, so that makes sense. That's what I'm saying, yeah. Well, but that's because you're a big, you're in the business, so that makes sense. But like, you know, I could be like, like for instance, one of my favorite movies is Swingers. Would I say it's one of the best movies? That's really hard to say.

You know what I'm saying? You could say that. Yeah, I know, but like, you know what I'm saying. Like, it's like, It's not like that was, that has a feeling of, oh, they were able to put this together on a shoestring budget. I can't believe they did it. It was almost like they,

and this is not taken away from them, it's amazing, but they accidentally came up with this. They figured out what this was on the way, right? Whereas a movie like Heat or What's the One with the Black Swan, that was specifically made that way. And they nailed it. Do you know what I'm saying?

Does that make sense? Yeah. I think in this case. So now you agree with that. We should just, for clarity's sake, just say favorite then. OK. OK, so favorite. OK.

So swingers, husbands, I love it. And yeah, I mean, the one that jumped to mind it's always like Heat or I love fucking Robocop. I love Total Recall. We can do five if you want. Yeah. Here's another example of a best movie but favorite would be crazy.

Speak No Evil. Yeah. Fucking masterpiece. I don't ever want to watch it again. The original one. Yeah, the original one, yeah. But these are just, I don't know the order, but these are the, you know.

Bad Lieutenant, the first Bad Lieutenant, the original Bad Lieutenant by Abel Ferrara. Apocalypse Now. Never seen it. Really? Wow, that's crazy. I don't like war movies, but it's more like I don't want to see the war movies.

I get that. And it is obviously a war movie, but it's kind of not, too. Well, the best movies are more bummer, which is one thing, right? Yeah, of course. And got to put them both, because I'm not one of those people that's like, oh, they're interchangeable. They're the same movie.

No. No. They're demonstrably different. In fact, they're so different, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I don't wanna smack you in the head. Well, I wonder what the hell you're gonna say. Goodfellas and Casino, both.

Are both in there? Basically equally too. Wow, they're not the same movie. Yeah, that's stupid. Yeah. I mean, they're the same genre, sure. And it's easy to poke. I get it, yeah, both are mobs.

Make the joke, that same director, same mobster actor, whatever. But yeah, Casino is like, as far as film design, a film designed from A to Z, Casino is the most impressive thing I've ever seen in my life. Why? It's just every single image from corner to corner to corner to what's in the middle of the screen,

to the words coming out of the character's mouths, to the characterization of the characters themselves, the evocation of the actual time during which it takes place. It's also just one of the best cast movies. Yeah, it is. James Woods is in that, he's got a tiny role, but he's so fucking good in it. Fuckin' Don Rickles in it.

Don Rickles is crazy good in it, tiny role. Did you see that outtake where he's like, come on, De Niro, what are you gonna do, you're breathing? No. Oh, it's so funny, dude. He fucking just always roasting. There's outtakes from that movie? Yeah, I would wanna see that.

He's like, what are you gonna do, you're breathing thing, come on, fucking act. So how do you forget your line? Something like that. Do the breathing thing? Come on, fucking act. So how do you forget your line? Something like that. Do the breathing thing. Something like that. Who's that guy, the Joe Bob guy on Shudder? Anthony.

Joe Bob? Joe Bob, come on, late night show. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that guy? Is it Joe Bob? No, it's Billy something. Billy Bob? Billy is in there. Billy Joe's drive No, it's Billy something. Billy Bob? Billy is in there.

Billy Joe's drive thru something like that? Yeah, what the frick is it? He's awesome. He has his own shutter show now. Yeah. And he is in Casino. Yeah, yes. Billy Bob's drive thru. Joe Bob Briggs? No? Joe Bob Briggs, there it is.

Billy, I thought it was Billy. We all did. Joe Bob Briggs? No? Joe Bob Briggs, there it is. Billy, I thought it was Billy. Okay. We all did, Joe Bob Briggs, that's him. Okay. The guy that plays Joe Bob Briggs is in Casino. Yeah, what is that guy? Fucking awesome, dude. He's just, he's one of those guys. He's such- Weird, right?

He's such a lost kind of thing from another time. Back in the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, even the 90s. Well, he's basically Twitch. He's like a streamer, the first streamer. Back in the 40s 50s 60s 70s 80s even the 90s basically twitch He yeah, right. He first streamer there were dude Paul Thomas Anderson's dad was a version of this The local TV stations had so their late night like characters. Okay, and like In this case, this was Joe Bob Briggs and he ended up on TNT late at night in the late 80s and early 90s and he would play only his favorite horror films.

So it would be like everything from like, you know, Texas Chainsaw Massacre to fucking whatever, like Murder Lake with like eight naked fucking sorority girls you know it's just like cheap B movie horror stuff presented by him and then at commercial breaks he would talk about how it's going so far and then right right recap the whole movie they brought the show back on shutter okay yeah yeah yeah and then the crowning achievement, between all that, Joe Bob Briggs shows up in casino

as a guy who plays a key figure. He's a guy that gets hired by the gaming commission. De Niro doesn't want to hire some kid just because the gaming commission says they have to, but it's like a favor to the governor or something and it puts De Niro at odds with like the true money in Vegas and he's just like some visitor from Brooklyn or whatever the fuck, you know? And it's like you better give him a job and he's like, yeah, I tried. He's a fucking moron. I can't. He had three jackpots on one watch, he's not fucking good,

he's not doing his job. And they were like, can you give him one more chance? And then he's just like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't. And he walks away and then the camera stays on, the fucking cowboy guy was like pushing him to get a job. And it's like, from that point, that's the turning point. It's like shit gets hard for them now because they fucked with the good old boys.

They got, their heads got too big. Damn. Yeah. Wow, that's interesting. And so, and they redid that show now and that's on shutter and it's got. Well, he does the same thing now, same act. It's amazing.

And Diana Prince, the porn star, plays his... That's a porn star now? I don't know if she still does. Oh, she's an older porn star. She plays his right-hand girl. She comes to bring him a beer or popcorn. Is it like an Elvira thing? That's the vibe of her, yeah.

I went on a date with her, so congratulations. In real life? I mean, way, way long. Look her up. So it's like Elvira Elnish, she's sucking cocks. OK, so. Let's check her hair. I can't tell.

I don't know, type in Diana Prince. God, man. That looks like her, though. Sometimes I'm like, Anthony, get your fucking boner in the right direction. Oh, okay. So that was the name of Wonder Woman. That's so go porn, right? Porn after porn. So let's go Diana Prince porn.

Not Joe Bob Briggs porn. Nope. We don't want that. Briggs drive in rights. My Briggs drive hero. Briggs Darcy. Who the fuck is Darcy? That's her character's name on the show.

You're right. There she is. On the fuck is Darcy? That's her character's name on the show, you're right. There she is. On the left? Yeah, wow, she got so much work done. Well, yeah, as they do. Ha ha ha. Click it, and so it's bigger so I can see what is kind of, okay. Oh, wow.

Okay. Oh, they're selling, wow. Just busted so hard, Anthony. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Look at the face she's making. Oh, wow. All right, cool're selling. Wow. Just busted so hard, Anthony. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Let me know if she's making. Oh, wow. All right, cool.

I'm not jealous. How about people whose lips look like they end here, but then go all the way to here? Like the Joker. Like Heath Ledger in the Joker. Exactly. A lot of Joker. She has that.

Okay, well. All right, let's do the next one. We stuck with this one on. There's so many tangents on this one. Wait, what did I say? I don't even know what we were talking about. Yeah, those are my movies. Oh, yeah, that's right. And those are his I say? What did we say? I don't even know what we were talking about. Yeah, those are my movies.

Oh yeah, that's right. And those are his movies. They're up there. There's a lot of other ones up there though. They interchange. Also all of Kubrick's movies. Okay, go. Oh, see that's another one.

I do, I love it. Eyes Wide Shut would be in there for sure. 2001, The Shining, it's all good. Those wouldn't be in mine. Full Metal Jacket. They're great. They're great. Full Metal Jack-Off, if you know what I mean.

No. Hey Matt and Chris. Ears. Just saw you in Rhode Island, Chris. You were hilarious. As always, it was a perfect date night for my husband and I. Thank you. Cranston, Rhode Island.

I am looking for advices on traveling with a toddler. We've traveled with her before, but she's been a baby and wasn't really into everything, but she is almost to and into everything. What do you guys do when you travel with your kiddos to keep them entertained, but also keep you sane? Any advice is truly appreciated. Love you guys.

Why did kiddos become a thing? Everyone says kiddos now. Yeah, it's like how dogs became doggos. Why did kiddos become a thing? Everyone says kiddos now. Yeah, it's like how doggos became doggos. Or my wife calls me husbando. Yeah, husbando and wifeo. Spanish. We're superheroes. Unhand her. Oh no, it's husbando.

Yes, stop trying to fuck my wife! She's MY wife! Wife-o! Wife-o, come here! Oh husband-o! Get out of here! You can't fuck my wife! Oh, he can fly? Why is he fucking a husband though? He should be fly guy. Don't fuck my wife.

I love how Matt just checks out when he knows I'm going to do a long bit. I mean, sometimes I don't listen so long to him. Talk to my wife. Talk to my wife, oh, dude. She is often fucking doctor not listens because she gets so fucking Mr. Six sick of it. That's her that's her Mrs. Sick of it. That's her fucking superhero. Hmm. What'd you say? Haha. I didn't hear it. I was busy over here doing something else.

Oh, ho ho ho. Dr. Bitch. You're you're aka Dr. Bitch. Listen to husband-o. All right. He's back to his phone because I took the bit over again. But anyway, we can, we can go back to the thing. What would the person ask? Oh, get a mustache, put it on the toddler. And then when it does stuff like get into stuff like that,

you don't want him wondering. We're like, that's, that's a man that I have nothing. I have no idea what that man is doing. Call security and say, who is this man? Yeah. So everybody knows you got nothing to do with him. Who is this short man? With my last name?

That responds to a female's name. Wait, his passport just fell out of my back. What? He has the same last name as me. And he shaved? Who is this man? Yeah. Dude, just do what I think everyone does, which is possess an iPad.

Yeah, that's the thing. And have the iPad charged. And if you're not going to be a screen family, which I do understand, that can be your time where you use it. Yeah. Because it's just. And let them know, only on planes do we ever. Or in the airport.

Yeah. Yeah. It makes life so much easier, but it's also detrimental. Like I don't let my kids do screens too much. Sometimes Kristen will, I'll be like, fuck, this is too much. But she has a less of a, I guess if we talk about strictness of it,

I'd be more strict on it. Why do you think you're strict about it? Because I can see it would for sure become a problem. But what defined problem? You're addicted to it, you wanna use it all the time? You wanna, you know, some people are addicted to their phones and they're just on them all the time. I don't want my kid to grow up and have to, and do that, you know?

And I guess that's true. It's up to him, but I, everything's going to change anyway in 10 years. It's all be augmented reality anyway. So who knows? Maybe it's, maybe it's a moot point, but uh, yeah, screen, iPads particularly. And a TV show, it is crazy, the YouTube shit, just people watch YouTube, they don't give a fuck about shows. They just want to watch.

Those are shows. Right, right. In a lot of ways. People have live streams for hours and hours. People just tune in over and over and over again. I was talking about that with our cousin the other day. It's crazy. He's just like, yeah, I just turn on Twitch

and kind of like flip back and forth. Yeah, that's the way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future.

The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. OK. OK. OK. OK. So yeah, just, yeah, iPad is the way to go.

That's it. And if you're not going to do that, then you're just gonna be prepared. Buckle down, you know? Bring a fucking parachute, because somebody will need it. Mm-hmm. Okay, next one. What up, Matt? What up, Chris? So, I'm gonna try to speed through this.

I'm from Alabama. My mom and my brother are very religious, you know, Southern Baptists, and me and my brother are real tight. We can have disagreements and still be cool. My relationship with my mother is taking a toll because I just think a lot of what the church does is hypocritical. Oh yeah? You know, them and my mom would always say to trust in the power of prayer, you know,

believe in the power of prayer. And I always say, like, if that's the case, they should put their money where their mouth is and not ask their members for money once a week and just trust in the power of prayer. Another thing is, you know, they would love to say God's an all loving God, he loves unconditionally. Well, you know, not if you're homosexual. Not if you're a woman wanting to lead the church or God forbid be the Pope. You know, another one like here, like my last, the latest conversation with my mom, we're talking about this and she's like, you know, God gave up his only son for you.

And I said, well, really, he just, you know, he sent Jesus down to earth for 33 years and then Jesus rejoined him in heaven so he didn't give him up in the way we proceed giving things up and You know, she she didn't like that. She didn't like that at all and I get it and my mom's also Disabled she tried to commit suicide when she was 16 Shot herself in the stomach and she has a condition now called drop foot. And she said in the past that she wishes that she would just die so God could take her to heaven so she can be healed again. And I don't want to get into that.

I'll get emotional but uh, I just was looking for y'all's opinion on how to At Desjardins insurance we know that when you're a building contractor your company's foundation needs to be strong That's why our agents go the extra mile to understand your business and provide tailored solutions for all its unique needs You put your heart into your company. So we put our heart into making sure it's protected. Get insurance that's really big on care. Find an agent today at Desjardins.com slash business coverage. I guess talk about this with my mother and try and like mend this relationship before it gets, I won't let it get out of hand, you know, but I can't help... I can't believe what

she believes. So, thank you. I think you just tell her exactly... I mean, very last thing you just said... is it mom or grandma? Mom. Mom, I love you and I love you more than I've ever loved anyone and probably more than I ever will love anyone in my life. I just, there are some core things we're never going to agree about. And I believe that that is okay because I have no different feelings toward you or about you because of them. I would love it if we could get on the page we've been on most of our lives, all of our lives up to now maybe. If you can see past these differences of belief,

then we can stay being who we've been our whole lives till we die, frankly, till you die, because you're way fucking older and sicker than I am, but till we die, you know? Yeah, yeah, I guess I would say that too. I mean, the problem is, is like the old way of doing things always feels like the older people feel like they got elected. Like I was thinking about this today, uh,

about like how much comedy is changing and stand up and, and, and just like how people now want it to be like this thing like that is a either a game show or a fucking crowd work thing or something else besides just stand up. And it's like, to me, I'm like, that sucks. Cause I love stand up, but maybe that's just stand up changing and that's me being old you know obviously it's a much different thing than what you're talking about but you know it's it's tougher for the older person setting their ways to not judge the younger people because you know they feel like they're older and smarter and wiser and they know and you don't.

And, you know, I knew a guy would drop foot, dude. What did I was gonna ask? It's like you can't, it's something like you can't, you can't do this with your foot. You can't, you can't move this. Oh. So it's just like always down. So like this doesn't work. I don't know if it's your Achilles or something.

So they put this thing on your whole knee that helps you walk, but you walk like, you know. It's like the Penguin had drop foot. Did you see this show? Or at least it looked like you did, I don't know. Drop foot? Yeah. Damn, that's just a rough sounding thing. Drop foot sounds, it sounds pretty dope honestly for a condition. Yeah. It sounds

like a superhero. Oh no, it's drop foot. Yeah, there, that's it. It just like, oh yeah. Oh. Yeah. A guy had it in rehab because he got shot. General term for lifting the front of the foot, sometimes called drop foot. Oh, the front of it. So it's the shin, yeah. Yeah. Like area.

Like you can't, like it's not the Achilles, it's the other side. That doesn't, you can't lift it up, not point it down. Oh, they shouldn't have said that then. No, no, no. I, I, I. They explained it wrong the first time, right? Yeah, you can't lift it up.

So, yeah. So how do you get it to be on the ground again? I don't think it, I don't think you can't lift it up. So, yeah. So how do you get it to be on the ground again? I don't think you can. I think that you might be able to do some sort of rehabilitation, but not if it's really bad. Whoa, that guy's feet. Jesus. Yeah, that sucks.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, that would suck if you couldn't do that, because you wouldn't be able to walk right. Oh, man. Yeah, I knew a guy with that. It was tough. He got shot and then I dropped foot. Same thing.

But, um, yeah. Okay. Wow. Uh, yeah, that's what you have to do. Next one. What up Chris? What up, Matt? Hello you guys.

Oh, a guy in GTA question for you. I I've lost recently 310 pounds. Exactly. guy in GTA question for you. I've lost recently 310 pounds exactly. It's my last weigh-in that was yesterday shit. I Have done this for the past year and a half. So it's been quite a fast Wow What loss journey given how much I've lost I? Remember I tried to go to a show once and I couldn't actually fit in the chairs. I had to leave. I was too embarrassed to even ask for money back. I said, you know what? I deserve this. I'll just take this shame and run with it. But my question is,

now that I've lost a good amount of weight, how do I maintain? What do you guys do to maintain the way? How do you guys stay the way? Stay looking the way you do? Damn. It would be nice to have some tips. Have some tricks to be able to also have the Lord of the Rings filmed on my back as well. Yeah. However, you guys very much. He's just not coming on your belly. Chris, dude, come back to't wait to see you live, Chris. Come back to Dallas soon. Heck yeah, bro.

I love you. Love it. Dude, that is a substantial amount of weight in a year and a half. That is, you lost as much weight as a very fat man. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know as much as a fat man would lose. The total you lost is the full amount of weight of a very fat man It's hard to believe so Asking us opinions on this is not the person I do it I

Couldn't be 500 pounds or whatever you are were So there's not, there's no, uh, way I could even do that. So, you know, my, my weight fluctuating, like sometimes I'm like, man, I gotta stop eating. You know, I, I screamed the other night, um, the whole thing, you know, and, uh, I'm like, I can't do that again. And then the next night I did it too. And I haven't done it since, but that was like, over a week and a half, two weeks ago. And I'm like, it's always to me, it's like the late night

eating, like last night I was eating, I was with Evan and we were watching, what the fuck movie? Oh, Free Walkout. And it's the first Irish speaking language horror movie, Free Walkout it's called. All right. It was all right. But, and I was eating Pringles and I was like,

I only ate some Pringles and I was like, that's good. That was good. Okay, cool. Now I don't feel like a piece of shit, but it's really hard to, those cravings are fucking hard. I don't know how you did what you did. That is, Jesus Christ, man. I don't know... Strong feeling that

the theater man. But if you can do that then you can keep it up. I know that for sure. Like because you did the hard part. You did the hard part that seems not... Maintaining is way easier than... So you know I guess what I don't know your habits if it's eating all the time or if it's just sitting and never working out, or it's probably a little bit of both, but you now figured out how to do it. The only way to do it, there's this thing,

this is crazy, but there's this thing, you can look it up on your own time, guys, but they made this bike guys, but it's they made this bike that when you pedal backwards, you move forwards. And when you pedal forwards, it goes backwards. It was like nobody could do it because it was such a fuck with their mind, right? And they Were this guy tried to do it really put his all into it and figured out how to do it in like eight months

Okay, it took a really long time for the guy to do it. Whatever it was It might not been eight months, but it was like what and it was because we've already programmed to interlearn how to go forward, right? So The first guy who did it was like this is how how long it took me, I finally figured it out, whatever, and then they were like, and then so after that, he couldn't do it the other way. He couldn't do it the other way, because he was like, wait, hold on, I gotta go forward. So he was like, I'm gonna try and redo it and make it go so I go forward like

forward is forward. And it took him about two hours to relearn it. Okay. So the point is you're building the neuroplasticity of your brain by learning how to do something by repetition over and over again, not eating when you're not supposed to, working out every single day. It gets easier as it goes and then you figure out how to do it and the second you fucking slip up you're in trouble because it's that much easier to relearn your bad behavior and so the trick is just you know you've relearned how to ride the bike. You cannot start slipping because guys like you guys like me, you start slipping and you're fucked, dude.

You're fucked, dude. It's so, you know, and not, not, not me with food, but it's just like, you know, it's, it's a really interesting thing. There's a video on it. You could look it up, the bike ride thing, but You know, it's a really interesting thing. There's a video on it. You could look it up, the bike ride thing, but. Don't compare yourselves to us and how we eat.

If you ate like I eat, you'd be 310 pounds heavier by fucking November, okay? Yeah. It's just some bodies are fucking different, man. And that's it. But what doesn't suck is that you lost 310 pounds. Dude, not only do you, I'm positive, look so much healthier and feel so much better, just like there's not that much strain on your body anymore.

You're so much more healthy. Sometimes I see fat people, I'm like walking the path. But that alone, the strain you just took off yourself, that'd be like if a big, huge guy was on my back all day, every day. Gay. What the fuck? Gay.

How can we make that happen? Or a fat woman, dude, if you're not gay. Gay. Not that it's wrong, but you figure out you're gay. Or I'd get a big fat woman on my back. Whatever. The point is the poundage. How about two fine women?

Fuck, guy likes fat shit. The point is the point is the poundage about two fine women Dude what I would do if I would say I would look into fucking foods shut the fuck out just saying Look into kinds of foods that are versions of my wife. So my wife says get mad. Go ahead filling That were healthy That didn't add Weight like, you know, obviously, no fucking crazy sugar shit. But like, there's so, this is one of the things that the internet being available makes life so much easier.

Like, there's so many people who have been in your position before. Yeah, I lost the weight, now what? That's almost, there should be a whole other cottage industry just based on that. Now what? It should be called now what? Now what do I eat?

It should literally be called now what? Because so many people lose the weight and then they're not gonna stay on the fucking diet because that's not the point. Yeah, that's too hard. They get to where they're going and then it's like, well, I guess I'll have a Dr. Pepper on a fucking burger. It's like, no, dude. One burger, Dr. Pepper on a fucking burger. It's like, no, dude.

One burger, Dr. Pepper, go, go, go. Yeah, basically, yeah. Just look up how to eat healthy to keep weight off after losing a lot. And read at least, dude, I can't even imagine how many fucking blog posts and articles are up in that vein. It's just going to be, be it's gonna be a hundred and Read them salad suck, dude, but you don't have to be that boring. You don't have to turn into a fucking gorilla No, I found a good trail mix the other day. It was like crazy good. Oh Trader Joe's I have to ask a Michelle

It was so good I've had a Trader Joe's It was so good. I've had Trader Joe's Trill mix before. Did you like it? What color was the... they got all different colors. I mean Trill mix is always brown or yellow. No, no, no, no. What color was the bag?

Brown. Red, brown. The bags are clear with a certain kind of color in a triangle. That's say the kind of Trill mix it is. The most... there's purple. The boring of podcast has ever been. There's purple, there is. The most, there's purple. Boring of podcasts has ever been. There's purple, there's yellow, I think there's brown. Purple or brown, I don't know.

Purple's the shit. Why? I don't know. Does it have cranberries in it? Yeah. Do they have cranberries or something in it? No, one of them's got chocolate in it. I don't know what it had, but anyway.

It's got chocolate. If it's in Aunt Michelle's house, it has chocolate in it. True. And so, let's be real. No, no, because it was in a salad. So there was no chocolate. She put it in the salad, so there's definitely not chocolate in it.

Anyway, whatever it was, I want to find out, and I'm going to fucking say it on this thing, and then you're going to eat it all day long. But that aside, salads are pretty fucking bad, and it sucks, and I feel you. But you don't want to die, bro. You know? What's better eating salads

or dying? Eating salads is better than dying. Thank you very much. I think I mean unless who knows maybe you die and it's a fucking party I don't even mean like heaven maybe it's just like constant just you're in the champagne room you maybe that's what death is. You go to the champagne room and just, you know? Maybe. I hope so. But I would say that guy probably, you know that guy has some dope TikToks that he's done. Like what kind of shit? You know, like where he starts off fat and then it cuts to boom.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like what kind of shit? You know, like where he starts off fat and then it cuts to boom. And he's just like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In like a suit that actually fits, you know? It's like, Blee-ro-dee-ro in my hand, in my hand. Blee-ro-dee-ro in my hand, in my hand. You know, he's so fat in that fucking. Yeah, for sure that.

Why that song, dude? I don't know. What song was that? It's just. Fuel? Yeah, fuel sure that. Buy that song, dude. I don't know. What song was that? It's just, yeah, fuel. Just fucking. Leave it on, leave it on, in my hair, in my hair. Yes, sir. Leave it on, leave it on, in my hair, in my hair, hair,

hair, hair, hair, hair. Sssh. Ha ha ha ha ha. Those TikToks, dude? They get real loud and everyone gets a real fit right in the middle of it. I just don't like TikTok. Are people loving it, dude?

What's up with it? I feel like everyone I talk to is like, ah, it's too much for me, but it's so popular. But this is the thing about- Is it the kids? Is it the kids? No, this is the thing about TikTok. Okay.

It has normalized something that is not supposed to be something you watch. Okay. Dude, it started as a lip sync app, you know? And remember when you just see one of those and your soul would die? Remember? You'd see like, and really, is it, and you'd be like, death to my soul, right?

And you just, they kept doing it. They kept putting it up, I wanna be a billionaire, so fucking bad. And then people kept doing it. You kept seeing it up. I want to be a billionaire so fucking bad. And then people kept, kept doing it. You kept seeing it. And you'd every time your soul would die a little bit less, a little bit less, a little bit less. And then they added the good stuff into it. Like I lost 300 pounds. My head is filled. Leave it all, leave it all in my head, in my head,

hell, hell, hell, hell, hell. Wow, being so loud. That is crazy. Do you know what I'm saying? And then we got indoctrinated into this way of, oh, my soul's dead. And I can watch this now. And I'm addicted.

You know? You gotta make a tick-tock about that fucking just outside on a hike leave your head for watching leave your head that would be a good tick tock account fuck yeah dude drop it but you put it on Leave your hand for watching. Leave your hand. That would be a good TikTok account. Fuck yeah dude. Drop it, but you put it on TikTok and then, you know. 12 views. What?

You get 12 views. Yeah. So it's just. Sort of breath, sort of breath, sort of breath. Wow. All right. Well, I think we'll wrap this up. Yeah.

That was pretty good. What do you think about how I thought it was good? I'm gonna listen that song today more than that song is dope dude. You know that song Anthony Yeah, of course he does. You know the way I do it and then you knew it right away. Yeah I'm a good singer or what? Well, so I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I rendition was good though, right? Yeah, you nailed it. Yeah, I have a theory about that guy in fuel What's the theory?

He is, and I am, you know, I've thought about this for years. He is the best lay. He fucks the best out of all the guys. Why? First of all, bring him up. Pull him up. Bring him up. Well, there's multiple now. Well, the one who does the original, leave me on, leave me on, email, email, yeah, yeah. Brett

scallions? Him. Brett scallions? Sure. Wait, no, which one? The one, the blonde one on the third. That guy. I think, do the jean jacket one. Do the jean jacket one, go back. Do the fucking jean jacket one. Do the jean jacket one. Click it big. So it's big. Make it fucking bigger.

Like you're fucking him, so we can see it big. That guy, and I just confirmed it within myself, oh yeah, he is. He murders the pussy dude. He murders, you know what he does? He puts his fucking feet on a woman's butt, dips his cock lower than the butt, okay? So his knees are above his eyes like a frog,

and fucks in the inn like that with his knees up, feet above his dick. Leave me all your mind, my head! I promise you that dude fucks. Better than, women are, they go like this, they fuck him once and they go, I can't, not only can I not fuck again, I will never listen to any music anymore.

Because Brett Scallions blew my back. That alone makes me disagree with you. His name is Brett Scallions. my back. That alone makes me disagree with you. His name is Brett Scallions. I like, fine musician, I totally disagree with you. Next episode, I'll come back, tell you who I think is the best at fucking. It's not him. If you have to think about it, dude, it's Brett Scallions.

Scallions, dude. No, it's James. It's Jim Parsley. No, dude, it's James Edfield. Making a guy up. James Hetfield. Dude, no, it's James. It's Jim Parsley. No, dude, it's James, Atfield? Making an atrial. James Hetfield. James Hetfield from Metallica. No, no, it's not.

It's not. Look him up now. I'm telling you the best fucker is a wiry dude. That could put his feet above a chick's ass. Come on, he's not. And still dip his cock low and keep his knees up above his head like a frog. This guy's more wiry than fucking the guy in Fuel.

No he's not. He's beef. He's beef. I don't think so. Not more wiry than a leave-y-on-hand. I don't think so. I cannot fucking wait to listen to that song on the way home. I can't wait and then just blow into the door

on the way home and be like, honey, up to the bedroom. And for her to be like, no, I'm painting the balusters on the stairs. And then just me in the bedroom by myself. In my head, in my head. Roar! Later with my wife. Roar, roar, roll, roll!

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It's very close to not being free anymore, so get in there now! And also go see my show. Dude, that's what I'm gonna walk out to, is that fuel song. That's a good idea. Yeah, for sure. That's gonna be the new tour one. All right, thank you very much. Go to chrisley.com, see me come out to Fuel, Leave Me On Head on that,

on whatever that song is called, Leave Me On Head by Fuel and Brian Scallions. And I will fucking go out to the tour on that. Yes. You are going to sleep like a baby.