Lifeline - 167. Red Belt With the Minutiae

Episode Date: June 29, 2025

LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload! 💵 Use code LIFELINE for 20% off your first purchase at https://custclothing.com - premium closet staples for you 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠apple.co/3NG2G2G⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠spoti.fi/3NPUwoT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🔗 All our links: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Today we're talking about bathroom stall etiquette, pissing in the shower, and other stuff. 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. More LIFELINE: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tiktok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok.com/@watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More Matt D'Elia: Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠mattdelia.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. More Chris D'Elia: Congratulations podcast: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠congratulationspod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Live on tour: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠chrisdelia.com/tour⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. RUNK.

RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. Yeah, dude. Hey. Had his foot in one place when he turned on all three. Making himself at home. Gonna break the table. So, I thought you talked about.

No, it started over, Chris. Over her ass. It's a bitch. It's a bitch on one foot. This thing sucks. Yeah, man. At least in the new place we won't be able to fix it, whatever. It's Lifeline, dude.

Yippee, yippity-do-da. Episode 167, yes. Is it Sunday, June 29th? Yes. Is it Happy Birthday, Kawhi Leonard and Oliver Tree, dude? Oliver Tree, dude, hi. I'm freaking Patrick Bush, dude. Remember that? Oh, that's that guy? Oh, I'm freaking Patrick Bush. Ha ha ha ha. Remember that?

What is that? Oh, that's that guy? Oh, I love that. Kawhi Leonard. Ha ha ha ha ha. Why are you doing Jay-Z? Wait, is that the same? I'm a fun guy?

There you go. I'm a fun guy. That's him. Ha ha ha ha. How long? Now, that lasted as long as the Charlie Sheen winning thing. That was such a long lasting. No, the Charlie Sheen winning thing like that was such Why did it long last?

Getting me that oh no, I mean it was a bigger Yeah, like like cultural moment the Charlie Sheen thing, but the kawaii Leonard like yeah I'm a fun guy was like three months straight Really? Yeah doesn't believe me at all. I mean, I would like to see some proof, but I'll be in St. Louis. I'll be in Indianapolis. I'll be in Irvine. I'll be in Huntsville, Alabama.

I will be in Houston, Miami. Go to chrisley.com to get tickets. Sign up for a Patreon at patreon.com slash Lifeline Luxury. There are, I don't know know 60 something episodes up there now and of course the two very good Best of all time and lifeline episodes they are live and they are up there Everything's up there that you could ever dream of Patreon rules these days and yeah get on up and get in there subscribe to our YouTube channel and my new

And yeah, get on up and get in there. Subscribe to our YouTube channel. And my new solo show is boom, boom, boom, taking off. Tomorrow's gonna get there quicker than Elon Musk, baby. The guy from Police Academy, the guy who didn't get the job for the Police Academy. Ha ha ha, so sign up for that, patreon.com slash Madjalea. Thank you very much. Dude, hold on.

I can't stop thinking about how Calvin said, because I do my hair, my go into Hollywood to get my haircut because I've been using the same lady forever she's great. Do we have to wait for it to turn on? No. And I said you know the other day I was just at home and I was like man I need a haircut and you know I often I often am going into Hollywood but I'm like I'd love to find a place here to also get my hair cut. And I said to my wife, so I said, hey, baby, I got to find a place.

I wonder if there's a good place for me to get my hair cut. I wonder if there's a place for me to get my hair cut here in Westlake. And Calvin looked at me and said, oh, yeah, dad, there is. And I can't stop thinking about it because it's so cute. Because I meant, I wonder if there's a place that I would like that I could get my hair cut here in Westlake Village.

And obviously Kristen knows that, but Calvin took it as, are there any other haircut places? Of course, yeah. Which is so adorable. And then he thought he was educating me saying, oh dude, yeah there are. Yeah. And I can't stop was educating me saying, oh, dude, yeah, there are. Yeah. And I can't stop thinking about it.

It's so cute, dude. I mean, Calvin is like that. I would expect nothing less. So I think if I was there, if I was there, I'd probably feel the same way. But that just sounds like 100% what Calvin would do. So to me but that doesn't mean just I don't expect it doesn't mean it's not good I say it's

not cute that's what I'm saying did I say it's not I said I think it's so cute what do you think you said what do you think about that okay so what do you think about that I just told you so can you say do it again can I what can you say it again now that we both know where we are. Yes, I that sounds to me like exactly the cow what the Calvin I know and love would do and Of course, it's cute as a kid, but it doesn't seem like something that would get locked upstairs He's done things that I've yeah, I understand I remember the first time I saw Calvin truly cry and it like deeply upset me

Well, that's not yeah, but that's a a big one that's not that's totally different than this thing. This is like a minutiae. What do you want me to do man? You're thinking about him when he first cried. I'm in a conversation. Yeah I know but I'm just saying like I'm saying if you want to know what sticks upstairs about Calvin it's the very first time I saw him cry and it was deeply upsetting. Okay well Well His his whole face contorted and yeah, all right. Well, dude, it sucks when when Your little babies get you know hurt. All right, man, you know, I didn't want to talk about that I'm telling you he was cute when he was telling me there's another fucking haircut place I didn't mean to make you think about him crying. I just whoopsie-daisy that

Because it's the thing that I have locked up stairs about I didn't mean to do the think about him crying. I just thought of that. Whoopsie daisy did. Because it's the thing that I have locked upstairs about. Yeah, I didn't mean to do the thing I brought up. I'm doing something dangerous right now. You wanna know what it is? Wearing a shirt that I have no idea what it is. And that's dangerous. Cause it could be a gay club. I have no idea.

I think it's a band. Careful, oh yeah, it's, oh yeah. I found the shirt here and I just go, I bet it would look good on me and I put it on and I think it's Sam's. It's gotta be Sam's, it's, oh yeah. I found the shirt here, I just go, I bet it would look good on me, and I put it on, and I think it's Sam's. It's gotta be Sam's. If it's Sam's, it's a band, for sure. If it's a band, it's Sam's more like. That's what I, isn't that what I just said?

No, you said, if it's Sam's, it's a band. No, that makes more sense. This makes more sense. If it's a band, it's Sam's. No, if it's Sam's, sure. Okay, I should say, if it's a band that looks like this, it's Sam's. Because you wouldn't listen to this band. Well, that's for sure. That's what I'm saying.

But that. Well, no, actually, Anthony might. I didn't even think about Anthony. Anthony might say astronaut because he has no idea what anybody's talking about any time, maybe. Oh, let's also reveal that it's nobody's shirt here. No, it's nobody's shirt. Yeah. So it's not anybody's shirt here. The deduction is anyway, it's that it's nobody's shirt here. No, it's nobody's shirt here. It's not anybody's shirt here. Probably Sam's anyway.

It could be Sam's. Sam's the only other guy that really is here all the time. Not all the time. Taylor's here a lot. But he's, right, but nobody knows who he is yet. Now you brought him in, and now we have to introduce him in the lore. There is a harem of people who just sleep in this studio

sometimes. No. Yeah, well, of course. What do you mean a harem? Four? They're all from Abu Dhabi. They're women. course. What do you mean, a harem? Four? They're all from Abu Dhabi. They're women. You can buy them for sex.

And that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm fucking. Dude, you know what? Washing their tits. Dude, you know what I had? Yeah. God, those big fucking. I Hookah not fun at all

Remember not fun at all there was always at least one. Thank you one guy in high school who was like How to how to zone hookah and was like, you wanna smoke it? You're like, we're at a party, man. You brought your own hookah? Stupid assholes. I didn't bring my own fucking ice cream maker. You fucking loser. Like, what is this?

Hookahs are so stupid, dude. Remember hookah lounges? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, right here, hey. There we go, got a cigarette. Dude, pass me the hookah. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, ass cauldron of shit dude. Also you look like Sherlock Holmes because it's like this and you so ornate dude. I'm buying shit. Fucking ornate is shit. Stupid ass hookah shit. Hookah has always been annoying. You have to fill the top like it's a fucking. One time I was with it and I'm telling you a dime dude. A dime. I've been with dimes but I was with the dime okay she came to my show with her friend and I mean I was just like damn dude anything for this

dime you know say okay I mean kinda yeah yeah bro you get it so I mean I go I'd rather take a nap but I know but still I go I'm me though right still I'm gonna go crush it on stage So it doesn't she's the lucky one dude, right? Yeah back then This is how I was thinking but her being instead you want to crush it even more. I'm assuming What her being there? Sorry makes you want to crush it on stage. Oh more. Yeah. Oh, well, no really well Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I always want to crush it on stage. Sure. Yeah

Okay, if it's a packed house is packed house Doesn't matter if it's a diner or not. So anyway, do the thing. Then she's like, me and my friend want to go to this place. You want to go? And I was like, oh, what is it? She was like, it's like this, can't remember what she said it was, but I got the sense on the way there that it was a hookah lounge.

The sense? What are you fucking? Cause she didn't say hookah lounge How do you get a sense that then because she said something like I'm gonna go to my we're gonna go to my friend's place But I guess he owned the whole okay, you know and then on the way there. I found out there was hookah involved Okay, which is she involved and Again, that's okay. And. And so I go, I'm like, oh, I have a fucking hookah place. Dude, the Uber opened up, or wait, no, I guess I drove, probably. I got there.

My car, we got a spot out front. And she goes, that's the place. She points to it, dude. Bro. Dude. And I go, oh, that's the place. And she said, yeah. And I go like this. All right. They get out of my car and I go, I'm going to park and I fucking left. Yeah, of course. Okay. Because I can't, dude. I cannot.

Alright? And then guess what happened, bro. She called you and was mad. I don't remember, honestly. Oh, then that's a terrible story. But I will say this, like a week later, we did that ain't on. So it's all good. Right? If you are true to who you are, you will still get that ain't on. And that is what I am saying. That is the moral of the story.

No, it's not completely forgot the end of the story. No, I know now backtracking, acting like you had a moral. No, no, no, no, no. That was going to be the moral from the jump. Trust me. I do forget specifically what happened right after that. I don't think she got mad at me because I think I was probably like, oh, I couldn't come because something happened and you know, she's a dime so it doesn't matter.

Some other guy was probably like, let me buy you something. And then I was just like focused on my own life. And then because I was a fucking Mac player, whoopsie, a week later, the Eon. You know what I'm saying? Yeah yeah so be true to who you are stick true to who you are and you're more likely to get the angel than to cave to going and smoking hookah in the loud environment even though you don't want to that what it's a big maybe that's no it's true you you would you I would have maybe to got the

E-mote less famous comedian than maybe but not in general that is not a general rule and then now let me just tell you something okay I will give you that but yes in general yes I I know so much more than you, it's crazy. No, it's not true. With certain things. No, just. But not with this shit. No.

Not with people like that. You just don't get. You know a lot about like stuff that happened and you can do, you're very smart at figuring things out. Even, you know, what the future holds and stuff like that. But for me, bro, when it comes to interpersonal shit, and dare I say, especially with the eon. Of course that.

Okay, well then, but also minutiae, not just eon, but minutiae. I don't agree. Oh, dude. So you agree with the eon, but not with the minutiae? Well, yeah, man, you dedicated a portion of your life to the EO. I did, but dude I'm past that and I'll tell you this much, I've dedicated my whole life to the minutiae dude.

Ah. Ah, what are you gonna say about that? Okay, there's no way to even quantify that. So I'm a red belt, I'm a black belt in Eton, but I'm a red belt. What's a red belt? In the minutia. Is red the ultimate? No, black is what you get when you get to the top.

Yeah, right. Then you start, every time you keep leveling up from the black, you get a little red stripe, little red stripe, little red stripe, little red stripe, until all of a sudden you're a fucking master red belt. Oh dude, that's what the- And that's me with the minutia. That's what the David Mamet movie means.

Red belt, that's what that is. I finally know what that means, okay, thanks. No, that's not what I was trying to do. But- Is to let you know what the David Mamet play was about. No, it's a movie. What the movie was about. Chew It Out, Idia for, isn't it?

And it's called Red Belt, and it's the last movie he made before he completely lost his mind and became an insanely right-wing crazy guy Okay, let's start. All right. Well, here's a new movie out by the way. I know I want to see it. Hey Matt Hey Chris, so love the show. Thank you. I just wanted to know what about a workplace situation one of you guys opinion So in my department at the hospital, there's a men's locker room, but in said men's locker room There is one stall singular one stall And if you race to the stall to poopy

And someone's in there you have to walk a really long ways to find another men's stall what's a respectful amount of time to stay in men's stall because What's a respectful amount of time to stay in men's stall? Because sometimes guys be staying in there, man. What's a respectful time? What's a reasonable time to take a poopy? Thanks, bye. In public? I mean, we're talking.

That's a doctor. We're talking. Oh, that guy's a doctor? I think so. That's fucking hilarious. We're talking. Hey, you're gonna die. We're talking about six minutes max dude.

Well, get in, get out, you're done. If you're going to go and there's a single stall for pooping, you have to focus. You have to focus. You can't go and dilly dally and be like, all right, you do not use that. In the last episode we talked about me time, how it's me time, this you do not use as me time.

This you use as I have to go and other people might have to go. And if you especially hear that door open, you better focus dude. You better work. But so you cannot take time. If you take time, that really sucks. That sucks that really really is it you're really a shit person I had no pun intended how about the guys in however

many stalls opening up the subject a little bit that shit and act like nobody else's ears could possibly be inside that back. Like sometimes those shit in a stall with eight stalls, and they'll just be like. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

And then go, and then they'll screw like this right out there. Oh. That's me, dude. And then you're just like, you smell it right away, because it's terrible. Yeah. Because they ate Carl's Jr., obviously. Because they act like that.

And then you go, that one that that smell is not me I know you heard that but this smell it was from a different one And then they're just like they're just like breathing heavy just like oh, that's disgusting, bro And you're just like You're degenerate Nobody likes to think about other people shitting. I don't care who you are. Even if you're Dave Navarro or Lou Reed,

two legendary people who love to be shit on. Come take a look. Like you don't want to hear other guy. Ha ha ha. Hey kid. Take a walk on the dookie side. Pfft. You didn't.

Bini, bini, bini, bini, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny. What's that legendary Lou Reed story? Fuck, maybe it's somebody I know. You know? Apparently Lou Reed, legendarily, his only thing, he fucked so much and like. Red belt. Just like he's like red belt just like you know He's a red belt in the EU rebel that just all he ever wanted to do Was to lay under a glass table and watch someone shit. Oh, well, then there you go

Hey Where's the glass table? He'd have people over to shit on him with glass and hey you doing a blue good great uh so I'm gonna ask you something no I think the story would go people will come up to him introducing as fans he said will you come over and shit for me and people be like oh no I mean someone say yes though obviously because you never would have done another one. So dope. Yeah, he really did He's one of the only people I've ever been around that I was actually starstruck. Really? Yeah, he's still alive

What's he look like even pull it up he recently died No, I don't I don't think he died. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah totally 2013 oh, yeah, there we Totally. Died in 2013. Oh yeah, there we go. Wow. A while ago. Oh wow, look what he looked like when he was old. Is he short? I don't know.

He was a really cool guy when he was young, but it's pretty interesting to see, to think of wanting somebody to, that sounds like an urban legend, but wanting somebody to shit above you in a glass table. I don't know man, it's like that movie Corner Knowledge by the end of your life, it's like of all you do is dedicate to sex, it's like you got to do what you got to do to get the rocks off dude. Yeah well that's why shit don't work anymore you know. That's why they say that the porn thing is out of

control because like they're you're burning out when they're like 60 Yeah, because you see porn first when you're like nine or ten and you're seeing not beautiful art Yeah, you're seeing ha ha and so like you're seeing that clip, you know Ha I have a question and I guess it's different now. You're just fucked by the time you're forward I don't really like watch porn now. Why is it porn more regular people? Dude, wait, what do you mean? I just don't get why they're all big buff fake tan guys and Really fake but they're put everything feature. Well, but they're not though porn is everything that I get now it is

Yeah, yeah, it's niche, it's all niche, everything's niche. But I will say... But why was it like that for so long? There was a period in the internet. Because people weren't used to it yet. People were just like, oh, this is spectacular. Big tits, big eyes, big fucking cocks,

you know what I mean? And it was like, whoa, hey, I'm excited anyway. Well, that's really exciting, uh-oh, oh, you know? I hey, I'm excited anyway. Well, that's really exciting. No, you know. I guess I just. But now it's like you can just type in whatever you want. And that's good and bad though. That's bad too because like. The easy access to it is bad.

But it is good that more normal people are in porn. I guess I guess I wish I don't fucking I wish there was a way to not let I think that you should not be able to Gain access to the internet until you're an adult. Well, dude, you know that That fucking landmark ruling in Australia you not allowed it is not legal to have Instagram until you're 15 but that's just social media that's a big deal though and that yeah and I think it's great every country should follow that yeah that's so fucked up yeah it's just I mean the amount of damage that shit's crazy. It's crazy. Good

Get off your phones. All right Well, we're talking about what was the thing? I don't know. What was it? How long? Yeah a few minutes. Oh, yeah six minutes tops Sounds good What's up y'all? It's James from Philly Chris I know you were in Philly a couple years ago, but I had to work that weekend because I'm a bitch No, you should come to Philly again. I am got a lot of fans here. I'm sure But that's neither here. No, it's an okay market. I got something that I want y'all's opinion and thoughts on please

because it is an urgent matter Please advise guys that there are people out there who Willingly either piss or Brush their teeth in the shower. Yeah now Now, I am not one of those people because I'm not a fucking barbarian. Uh-huh, okay. Now, if you want to brush your teeth in the shower, sure.

I can maybe justify that. It makes sense from a practical standpoint because you're already there. You know, it's not quite as vile, you know? It's not vile at all. You're killing two birds with one as vile, you know, it's not fine. Just you're not killing tubers with one stone fine. Sure Yeah, it's still a little fucking weird though Just that way image of somebody just brushing their teeth in the shower. The guy just can't is just silly to me

But I can maybe justify however pissing in the shower, man like Are you a caveman? Bro, like, the shower should only be used for one thing, bathing yourself, and that's it. This guy's got it so twisted. If you wanna piss, that's what the goddamn toilet's for.

Oh, you're not shitting. If you wanna brush your teeth, that's what the goddamn sink is for. So, also, when you piss in the shower, congratulations. You're stepping on your own piss. Yeah, you're stepping on your own piss Congratulations, I like it. Um, yeah, she's being funny. Yeah, and yeah, maybe you can make the argument Oh, well, it's already clean because you're cleaning yourself now. It's not it. That's not a good enough reason I'm sorry piss right in the so what are y'all thoughts on it? Do you do it Chris?

I got a feeling you do both for some I do but I. But. I do, I do both at the same time. That's just speculation. Love both of you guys. I do both at the same time. Keep doing what you're doing. Much love, peace out. I do. Good submission. I do it all the time.

I would never not do it. I do it whenever I want, and I'm happy. I pretty rarely, like I only pee in the shower if while I'm in the shower, I suddenly,'m like, oh no, I got a piece so bad Then I aim it at the drain when it goes directly down the drain So you're telling me I'll never be like I got a pee, but I'm getting in the shower. Anyway, I'll just pee Okay, so I will do that. Yeah, however, I understand you don't do that. That's fine I get it that if you're you know, you might go before it's cool

But like how cuz when you go to the shower and then you feel the warm water on you? It makes you want to pee more. No, not me. Oh never understood anything like that people talking about how like oh Yeah, that's the thing. See people drink water make you want to pee that I don't get but the warm water one for sure Really? Yeah, I don't get that at all. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but The brush II tell you what I'll go on further. I don't get that at all. Oh, yeah, yeah. But the brush, I tell you what, I'll go on further. I have two toothbrushes. I have one at my sink, and I have one in the shower. Smart.

So I don't even understand what he's talking about about the brushing your teeth in the shower being remotely strange. Because it's your mouth? You're also washing your fucking asshole in the shower. I'd ask you to revisit that bro Yeah, think about that a little bit further. Yeah, right. Yeah, the the peeing is also like your your pee isn't like this like toxic now like like disgusting

Elixir from the sewers elixir. It is it is your body expelling all the things you put in it that you don't need. In fact, there are people who drink their own urine because they think that it has health benefits. Now, I'm not one of those people, but what I'm saying is it's not sewage that comes out of your dick when you piss Ola. It's just piss, and it goes down the drain and

then guess what guess what's there after that? Water. And guess what's there after that? Soap in the water and guess what's a guess what happens after that? Clean feet. You guys clean your feet? That's the real question. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, a lot of people feel like we have foot cleaners over here. Yes. A lot of people. Yeah. Oh, great. A lot of people feel like the audio don't. Yeah, because it goes down. That's so wrong. Well, I don't know if that's wrong or not, but I will say you should clean your feet. You know how I know it's wrong. I used to not clean my feet. Now I do and I'm like, oh my god.

I've always felt like I'm gonna die cleaning my feet. Yeah, it's dangerous. You are. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta hold on to it. You put it down. You gotta hold on tight. Yeah, you feel like you're gonna slip and fall. Nah, bro. You have to be more agile. You have to be more agile. But you don't know what it's like Living your whole life as a clumsy person. Well, that's true. You're you are a documentary You're you're an inspector Clouseau dude worst documentary. You don't know what it's like living. You just he sits down in a chair I'm Chris Mako. I'm 40 something. I

Hit my head last week 40 something. I hit my head last week. Ha ha ha. Dong. It's weird though, you're not even clumsy. You're like a magnet for bad situations. It's crazy. Physically.

One time he was like, we were outside of Firefly, we were just talking about Firefly. We were outside of that bar, Firefly, and he's like, dude, you think I could jump over that trash can? And I was like, no. Unbelievable. I was like, no, don't do that. I was like, come on, man, you know, you're you.

It's not, you can't do that. Even if you could do it, you're you, so you're not gonna do it. Exactly, and he goes, I'm gonna do it. And one foot got stuck in it, and it hurt him. I don't remember that. Yeah, well it happened. What happened to the rest of his body?

That sounds dangerous. Yeah, we just threw him away. It didn't happen. He just fell. Oh dude, do you guys, I mean, we're getting off topic here, but. Not really. One time after we were all at Firefly,

we used to go to this bar all the time. It was a cool bar. We went to Del Taco and. Really? We, the three of us, you were driving. I was in the passenger seat. He was in the back. He was wasted.

I was kind of drunk. You don't drink. So you were driving and we asked him for no reason. I remember this. We asked him, who do you think is hotter, Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears? This is how long ago it was. I remember this we asked him who do you think's hotter? Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears. This is how long ago it was. Yeah member this and every Well, first of all, I remember this is how he answered. He went he answered like do you remember this? Well, you don't remember this. Yeah. Yeah, this was so funny. He answered you went like this

And Then we'd be like hey Chris and he fought a falsity be falling asleep He yeah, he'd be falling asleep. I said um, and then we'd be like, hey Chris. And he'd be falling asleep. Yeah, he'd be falling asleep, I said. And then we did that again, and same exact answer, same exact tone, same exact volume. It was so funny. We asked him that like 55 times.

He would keep doing it. Every single time he went like this. Like I was about to answer. And then fell asleep. And then you would just give up. You'd surrender, dude. A monk, a monk, you know? Dude, we were-

I was laughing so hard. We were like- Like the Donald Rollings gif with the Breakfast Club. Bro, we were, oh my God, and you didn't even know we were laughing so hard because you were out. You were just. We'd be like, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris.

He'd be like, huh, huh, huh. Who do you think's harder? Jessica Rabbit or Britney Spears? He'd just go right back there. He'd just go, Rabbit. Oh, it was so funny, bro. That was really weird, yeah. Brains are so weird.

Okay, cool. Wow. So what's your answer? No, all right. He just goes um and fuzzles. What's going on, guys? What's up? You guys know the deal.

You both rock. Thank you, dude. You're both amazing in every way. Big fan of everything you guys put out. You rock. Marco's the better producer. Last time I called in, I was asking about

helpful tips on my professional musician and I was asking about, you know, people who want to call on stage and play instruments. Got a different question for you this time. A buddy and I grew up together, went to college together, about a year and a half, two years ago, he moved away to Utah, haven't spoken to him outside of like a meme or two in the past two years.

Last week I got an invitation to his wedding in Rhode Island. Oh wow. This has never happened to me before. What? I need some advice people who have more years left than I do. I don't know what to do. I don't know if I just show up

and not knowing anyone except for him. Helpful tips, thank you. Booyah booyah and booyah toh. Yeah, thank you. Booyah booyah and booyah toh. So I don't, you do not go to that wedding. He hasn't been there in two years, he hasn't talked to him in two years? Correct. Well I mean like then it just comes down to

do you wanna go or not? If you don't, don't go. Sure, I always assume no one wants to go to any wedding. But that is actually, I've been proven wrong. People like to go to weddings. I just don't to the point that to the degree so much that I believe no one wants to go, but people do like them. And if you want to go and dude weddings are more fun

when you know no one. Yeah, I would not. They're not less fun. I understand how they might be. Yeah, I agree. I would understand how you might be intimidated. I get that. But if that's not a concern, then I would just go.

If you want to at all. If you don't, then don't. Yes, and if you're in Rhode Island or near it, that is a huge, big difference. That's true. If you've got to fly, no, dude. I mean, maybe if it's a short flight, if you want to. But like, yeah, dude, if you're in LA,

yeah, it's just fucking bonkers weddings are You know they they created them to make money and well, that's not true they created them No, I know but now that's what they are trying to rip you off in every single way now the the wedding industry is insane Right that was created to rip everybody off insane and that was created to rip everybody off. The beautiful bride thing is like the, it's like the hallmark card, dude. It's nuts, dude.

Wow. All the ways people just decided, who do we need to rip off now? I know, I was thinking about that. And it just worked the other day. Almost every time. I was just thinking about that the other day too. It's just crazy, dude.

It is weird, huh? It's just the thing that keeps capitalism flowing are people thinking, how can we rip off a new subset of people that haven't been fully ripped off yet? It happened with parents after the 80s. It happened with weddings, obviously, in the 90s, definitely in the aughts.

It's just always a new group. And they'll never run out. and everyone will always fall for it. What's the next one we gotta get on that? Yeah. We gotta get on the forefront of that next one. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's like, maybe it's like influencers or no.

Well, they're here. No, I know, but I'm saying you could rip them off now because they have money. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, right, of course, yeah. I don't know. Anyway, I'd love to rip off a bunch of influencers. It's weird that just heist a bunch of influences of like $10 million. We're so good. I remember the first time I asked someone what they did for a living and they said they were an influencer and I said to them, Oh wow, I've never actually

heard somebody say that yet. Which is crazy. Yeah, it's a real thing, man. And what's even weirder is that there are people who outright aspire to be influencers. Right, yeah. Well, I mean, even like when I, Calvin and Billy's too young, but Calvin is like, he wants to watch YouTube, dude. He doesn't wanna watch, he likes watching Netflix

or other shows that are streaming, but he wants to watch He'll watch he likes watching Netflix or you know other shows that are streaming But like he wants to watch YouTube, but what on you like what he wants to go on YouTube and look at his algorithm Because I mean now like go on suggested videos because like he'll be like oh, I watched blue either be another What are they is what I'm saying well right now? Yeah, I mean they're always different, but now it's a lot of blue II kids Yes, yes, yeah, okay. No, it's fucking Nat Geo. You're trying to, you know, the Colombian drug raid in South America.

We were talking about influencers. I didn't know if you meant like people being like, hey. Oh, no, no, got it. I met the Danny D show or whatever the fuck, you know? Okay, good. Who's that Danny guy he likes? Danny Goh. Yeah, Danny Goh.

He's awesome. Okay, cool. All right Hey man Chris on a helicopter, I'll be right to it I really Love this show survivor. Yeah, okay I think I have a good story and background to make it on the show. Oh good But I'm having a lot of trouble with the... I've never seen someone who just... submission to be a contestant. You have to like do something like this and make your video or explain why you should be on Survivor yada yada and I just feel a bit uncomfortable at not chitting you in doing so.

Okay. Feels a little like fake, like, pick me please. Yeah, of course. You guys have any tips? Lead with that. Or tricks to get through that or any coaching advice being that you both are sort of in the world of Survivor. You know, television, Hollywood, yada yada, or at least used to be.

All right, love you guys, bye. You're making me feel bad about it. So just if you, um, no, I mean just, no, but I, I, I, I, I honestly think that the whole premise of something like Survivor is built around like Survivor is built around the mental framework of pick me, pick me, pick me. Yeah it is. So why the fuck do you want to be on it if you're not like that? Maybe he likes a different aspect of it, like to actually be like I think I want to try and survive through it. Lean into that. Whatever it is that replaces the pick me, pick me, pick me thing and is the desire to be on Survivor, pick that. Yeah.

Cause they got enough people that are like, hi, I'm so and so from Arizona. I love to hike. I love the outdoors. Night outfit. Don't lean into that shit, dude. Lean into the thing of like, I'm not mr. Look at me. I'm I Obviously you're good-looking you could be on TV

Like you could even mention that like you you look right for the show You are the right kind of person who's fit for survival like I'm a serious person I'm not all about like look at me like I think I'd add a different element to the show you got to stand out so I want to win yeah let it be that yeah yeah be like I don't even like making this video but like I really want to see if I can make it win Survivor exactly and then give you tell you tell your story and if you think it's fitting to be on Survivor then that's great. But I have not seen a video submission that was more, I can't believe the guy

definitely ate a tuna sandwich before that one in the first 20 seconds. Play the first 20 seconds of the video, tell me he didn't just eat a tuna sandwich. Play, start it. Nevermind Chris. I'll be right to it. I really love this show Survivor. I'll be right to it. I really love this show, Survivor. And I think I.

Come on, bro. That was the, I just ate a tuna sandwich combo indigestion, indigestion combo. Bro, he even did this at the end. I don't, I would be laughing way harder if I wasn't disgusted by it's disgusting Yeah, but but play it again the fur whatever that length was play that whole length again. Just that was right Amen Chris

I'll be right to it. I really Get up this show survivor. I just getting it out. And. Oh, bro, it's a Justin combo. Come on, man. And I don't have a red belt in the minutia. You are such a fucking moron. I mean, this is crazy, bro. I guarantee you that motherfucker ate either a tuna or an egg salad sandwich and if he 20 minutes within 20 minutes for this video if he didn't dude, I'll fucking burn my red belt

I'm telling you right now bro. God damn follow up with us. Let us know if you just let us know bro He ain't see he did dude. He did dude Fuck man. He did I love. Fuck, man. He did. I love thinking about this shit. Yeah, I know, though. You might be wrong, dude. Brace yourself. You might be wrong. I'm just saying. I'm not. Get your hopes up.

I'm not. One time I was with my ex, girlfriend, okay? We were at the Grove. And I was talking to her. we were eating on a patio and you know, it's very high traffic area walk walking And We were arguing who knew people better her or me Okay, who would who knows people better who's like and I say that you sweetie. I love you Yeah, you love you. You are, you are in the wrong park right now, okay?

You are, there is a tree to be barked at, and it is not, you are not, you are in the wrong park, okay? How did it, yeah, how did it? No, no, no, not the wrong tree. How did it go? Yeah, not the wrong park. Okay? How did it? Yeah. Not the wrong tree. How did it go? Yeah. Not the wrong tree.

I get it. I get it. I get it. You're in the wrong park. That tree is in a different park. Okay, you get that. Yeah. I get exactly what you're saying.

So, so, I said, okay, well, okay, pick someone. Anyone. Because she's very, she was very confident. Okay? I said, pick someone, point to him she was very confident, okay? I said, pick someone, point to him, and I'll tell you something about him. And she goes like this, all right, that guy, point to a guy sitting at a fountain.

And I look at him, I go like this, I guarantee you that guy makes his own furniture. Just like that, that quickly, okay? Because you gotta be quick with it. And you think too much, you get fucked. She goes like, oh, you think he makes his own furniture And I was like yeah guarantee you Mm-hmm, and she goes okay. She gets up walks over all right

Sits down there like this talking to each other at the thing and then no no no that didn't happen dude and They're at the fountain talking and then my ex-girlfriend goes like this And they were at the fountain talking and then my ex-girlfriend goes like this. Do you know him? And I go, no, I've never seen a guy in my life before. She was like, yeah, he made his dresser and he made this and that. Bro, and I'm like, I don't know how, you just, there's a thing there. I think sometimes if you just capture it right away, like if there's signs of

things that happen where you just if you pick that it right away, you know? Like if you're, there's signs of things that happen where you just, if you pick that up very quickly, you can be right about it. Well, you were right about that one, weren't you? I'll never forget that. And I fucking won that day. Yeah, that's a pretty big win, I guess. I mean, you can't really do better than that.

I'm just trying to think of like, there's always little, there's a pretty big win I guess. I mean you can't really do better than that. I'm just trying to think of like there's always little there's always signs though. It's always something like something happened that made me understand that because it's not it's not like like I've heard like like you hear that like here's an example of one of them I didn't do this but like you've you know I read about it where this guy knew he was gonna get car of them. I didn't do this, but I read about it, where this guy knew he was gonna get carjacked, and he didn't know why he was gonna get carjacked. And he kept replaying the thing in his head.

He was like, why did I have a sense of uneasiness when I was getting in the car? And when he realized that when he got in the car, the guy came up and carjacked him on the side of his car, and he must have seen it out of the peripherals of his eye on the side mirror. Like, and that's an obvious, more obvious one, right? Sure. But there's versions of that that are way, way, way less obvious

and way more diminished and shit like that, that happen that if you're in tune with them then that's a real thing intuition you know yeah and there was one where they were talking about the um this guy uh would beat his wife so much and the daughter or the son would see it this was from the son's point of view say son I don't know son or daughter but and they knew the day oh yeah I know you're talking they knew the day that the mom was gonna get shot for real yeah isn't that that fighter?

no no no and and and the the the son was never scared until this one day. And it was because he realized that it was the first time ever that the dad wasn't holding the gun to the mom's chest. He was a little bit further away because he didn't want the blood to fucking spatter back out. You know? And it's like, that's so fucking interesting. From the movie, or from the book, The Gift of Fear.

Is it Gavin De Becker? Yeah. But it's so interesting that you pick up those things without, of course you pick up on those things, but you don't, you can't articulate it. Yeah. And you don't notice you picked them up. Yeah.

So yeah. So it's not even like you're like, well, I mean, it can be impressive. But it's not even like you're psychic. You're not psychic. Everything you just said I grew with I think I'm quite good at it too I'm not comparing myself even though I'm probably I'm better red belt minutiae but yeah but the the something about the tuna sandwich thing seems wrong to me I don't I can't put my finger on it all right well what

we can break down is he maybe he didn't eat an actual tuna sandwich but he for sure either ate a tuna sandwich or an egg salad sandwich or something like that. That's disgusting. And then he made that video dude. Okay. Okay. All right. Make sure you watch the show guy. You for your response write to us and let us know if you had what you had just eaten Chris a few years ago my cousin and I who at the time we were about 24 25 We drove out to Kalamazoo, Michigan to see you And like I said, we were younger. So at the time we were looking to have a little bit of a silly goose time You know, we were drinking more So at the time we were looking to have a little bit of a silly goose time.

We were drinking more than we probably should have been drinking. Uh oh. And my cousin, mid show, pissed his pants. Oh. Now granted, it was at your show. From laughing. We were looking for a silly goose time.

We were younger. We were making a whole trip out of it. So kind of acceptable, kind of not, right? What's your guys's opinion on grown men pissing them? Fuck? Yeah, dude I guess women too cuz men and women probably both piss them pants. Yeah, shitting them pants Even what's your guys's opinion on it because they go back and forth part of me is like, yeah You're an adult get it together other side is like, you know what? It's acceptable. It's one of our nights, right? So what's your guys's opinion on that appreciate you guys love you guys see you at the log if you pitch your pants because you're laughing that's just like one of the most joyous moments yeah i don't i pissed i had

there was a night in the last three or four years maybe more that's when i still lived downtown more a friend of mine was she brought her move Blu-ray of her movie over to show me and her other friend and Her other friend was also a friend of mine. Both of them were women After the movie I stood up to pace around to talk about what I thought about the movie The friend who hadn't made the movie, but I was also friends with but was there to give notes on the movie was sitting on the couch and she sat back to like think and getting like a mode to give notes and

the way my Loft at the time was set up was it there was a table close to the edge of the couch and She leaned back and when she leaned back like she was really thinking is she leaned back She just hit her head on the end of the table and I was walking and I collapsed It was the funniest fucking like her reaction to it and the moment of it all like The the weight of the moment we were about to give like hell. Yeah, I do it. I was like the weight of the moment we were about to give like the right dude. I was standing and I went from standing to collapsing

to immediately peeing my pants because it was so fucking funny dude. God. I mean like at a certain point like you're not doing it on purpose. Your body's not in control of itself. I'll go further. I'll go further than that.

Dude, it's the goal. Yeah, right. Like, if I'm out and I'm laughing so hard that I pissed my pants, that's the, I did it. I did it. I won the night. It's like winning I did it. I did it. I won the night. It's like winning a video game.

You go, hey dude, well that was fun. I'll go home to sleep now. Woo hoo. And you go home to sleep. Bro, I pray I have a night like that soon. Where I laugh so hard I piss my pants. And I'm being, and I am being 100% genuine because that is that is just a beautiful feeling to be laughing that hard to lose all bodily functions. Yeah and then you don't stop

laughing and it lasts an entire night. I mean that is just like I would just it just is non-stop dude. I don't I don't think that's ever happened to me, honestly. It might have once or twice. I'll like spurt at the suddenness of it, because it's such a bearing down. Like at that first moment of laughter, it's just like, That happened to me once, I remember. And it like squirts out, but I've never peed like even half

of a full pee. Outside of Taco Bell, that happened to me once. Outside of Taco Bell, Dave Beating was walking through a car and it was a Cadillac, one of those like 80s Cadillacs that were really long. Yeah, right, both, yeah. And he was, I could see he was starting to turn around it early and he was like,

and he kept walking, because it's so long, it's longer than you think, and then he still hit his knee and he goes, oh, fuck, because it's so long, it's longer than you think, and then he still hit his knee, and he goes, oh, fuck, the car's so long, and dude, I, immediate piss came out, like a little shoot, a little shot of it, and then I fell down and started laughing so hard, and, but yeah, like a little piss that's happened, but straight up full on where I just surrender is amazing.

Yeah, fully pissing, pissing, peeing, letting out a full piss in your pants is like, you got to be like out of your, I don't mean crazy, but I mean out of your mind for a moment. Right. To like have all of the release of the bladder. Like that's a long time to be out of control of the body. I mean, you don't ever release a whole bladder. You release a good portion of it, though.

It sounds like what he's saying is his friend peed his entire pants, though. Look, if I was on stage doing a bit that he thought was funny, and the bit is long, over and over again, keep doing it. Like, oh, my bits are fucking long, over and over again. doing it like oh my bits are fucking long over again annoying I got paid so bad. I don't believe and he's got and he and I got him There's a chance he could have been pissing for a while. Yeah in his pants. Yeah, that's amazing actually Yeah, but yeah, no I agree that it is the whole entire point of everything

Yeah, but shitting your pants is not we're not talking about this. No that would be Your it would still be super funny. You're a heathen, degenerate, disgusting person with a problem. If you shit your pants. Under any circumstance whatsoever. Unless you're racing in your car trying to get to a toilet, but it just is coming. Happening to you. Happening to you. Gotta make an toilet, but it just has come to you. It happened to me. It happened to you. You got to make an exception for the self. It happened to you.

Hey guys, big fan of both of you. Have been a fan of Chris since I was like 12 years old watching his Laugh Factory bits on YouTube. Wow. So yeah, good times. But my advice is about, I want to break up with someone I've only been dating them for just over a month. Oh, oh Beautiful sweet lovely person. I just not good not in love and I just don't see you going much further

Understand these kinds of things. My question is do I have a moral responsibility? To break up with them in person. No, can I do it over text person. Can I do it over text? Nah, do it over text. I'd love to just do it over text. Do it over text. Easy, quick, done. Every other relationship I've been in, I've like felt this moral responsibility to break up in person and then it's just shit.

It's awkward. You're like in the car, they're upset or angry and I'm like apologizing. It's just a bad experience all around. I agree. I think it should happen. I don't want to do it. Uh, so my question is, do I have a moral responsibility? Cause I do have a guilty conscience, but to be fair with this particular

relationship, she is, uh, Brazilian. So her English isn't amazing. And so I'm kind of thinking it's almost better for both of us over text because We can like she can like translate my words and really understand what I'm saying as opposed to like it being Misconstrued while we're talking. Oh, where's that a convenient excuse? No, it's not Here's the deal. It's convenient but guys I Mean, I guess I get it where it comes from but it's just so interesting Guys get it completely backwards so often

You're not Doing them a favor By breaking up with them in person You're doing them a favor by breaking up with them over text That's what I think but made a thing up based on what? Not a person but society somehow got through your mind and told you is the right thing to do or the what what the good man does and This is bullshit. I guess just an untruth that is good for nobody and

and It's okay to have a guilty conscience. You probably raised Catholic it happens But don't let this become a part of that You're gonna be guilty either way. Let's face it. It's not going to be a matter of text or in person. You're going to feel like a guilty piece of shit, no matter what. So just do it over text. Everybody will be better off for it, including her,

which is the whole point that you're trying to avoid. Especially because she's Brazilian, so she's definitely gonna get angry. You know what I think is weird? Is that anyone would ever wanna get told that in person. Unless it's been like, you know, five years. Then okay, I understand you might wanna have some kind of conversation about it.

But a month in, are you crazy? No, I think if you make it a point to see her and do it, it's weird. Personally, I think that. Yeah, I actually think you're you're kind of a fucking asshole. If you guess what do you want to? Sorry, I wanted to watch you cry though. I know it's really hard and I was going to text it but I was like loving to look at you. I want to look in your Brazilian eyes and just feel the heartbreak. I feel how sad you were how much I met it in your life in one month. I must be amazing anyway I've got to go stick it with the bill

Yeah, no, that's it's just a such a fallacy that I don't really know where the fuck that came from You know I think that came from I think that came from no I know people who got broken up with were mad and were mad and needed a reason to stay mad 100% yeah yeah 100% yeah I 100% am right there with you I thought the same thing yeah and I'm a red belt in minutiae so you know stop saying that yeah so I've saying the thing about being a red belt in minutiae. I should get a red belt that says minutiae. Yeah. Fucking sick would that be? People would be like, is that a red belt that says minutiae?

Oh, you're a master of the minutiae. I get it. You're not just a black belt in the en- oh. Yeah. Really dumb everything you're saying right now. How big is the red thing that you put in the belt? How do you, like? The stripe is really, really thin. So how many do you need to have a foot? I mean, I don't know.

I think it's like a certain amount and then they just make it red. Oh, okay. I don't think it's, you need to cover the whole thing, but maybe you do. It's so dumb. What the whole thing, but I do I don't know it's so dumb What the thing you're describing? It's like Either you're a black belt or you're a red belt. You're not like a black belt with five red marks, you know

No, you are six stripes before being promoted to a red belt. Got it. Oh Well, there you go, that's how it should be there are rules great Oh, well, there you go. That's how it should be. There are rules. Great. So the red belt is as high as it can be. Yep. Right.

There is nothing higher than the red belt. While there's the gold WWF belt, the Royal Rumble belt. No, but like in true martial arts, the red belt is the thing that is like the crown. Right. Right. OK. I have that.

Oh, well, you would know that. Yeah, no, I have it in like other things. What is the white belt? Yeah. Do we know the order? White, green, blue. Brown. Brown.

Purple, brown, black. That's it. There's so few there's not many. Okay. Yeah, I Kind of like there's no guy in there's no green. There's blue. There's there's there's white blue Purple brown black but but there's there was green when I was when I was in Japanese I took some Japanese units jujitsu for Brazilian. Japanese, they just do it right, man. Aesthetically, it's just nuts. I can't believe it when I look at a fucking Japanese book or poster or image or piece of art, fucking garden, flower. It's just every single thing from Japan, aesthetically, is superior.

Really? Yeah, dude. it's movie, song, every single thing. Yeah see? It's crazy. Really? Yeah dude. Why do you think? What do I think? I don't know dude I just think that they have a culture. They streamlined it yeah. They have a culture that values things that make for great art. I mean, that's a guess, I don't know. Yeah. But it's been historically true for over 2,000 years,

so what the fuck? True, though, yeah. When you look at it, it is kind of weird. I was thinking about those, the Russian architecture is just so terrible. Yeah, it's really so stupid. And it's just been terrible the whole time. And then it's like, Japanese has been awesome the whole time.

Never not great. Yeah, it really is. Always really like, the thing about Japanese like living spaces to me it's like it's so integrated with the world around it that it like there's no like separation of when I'm not talking about Tokyo but like in the part of the most of the country the way houses are built into the earth in the world it's like there's like a tree in the middle of the house and just one big sliding door that opens

and then all of your home is exposed to like all these trees and beautiful lush garden. It's just like, this is like a different thing. I don't know. This is really funny. He's trying to make his bigger. We already read it. He's trying to tell us we should mention it. And it is true. We should read it He's trying to tell us it mentioned we should mention it and it is true

We should mention it. Yeah, we have to mention it. Uh, yeah, go ahead. It is exciting It is exciting, but we are Getting a new studio Next week. We will have a new studio. This is the last time you'll see the last time you see us with this beautiful mint background and all that and You will see a new background that we since we recorded this what? No, not maybe it will be new and we have not we have not even really come up with an idea yet because we've

Stacked some episodes. we have a few weeks. We have ideas. Yeah, no, we know along the line. We know what the aesthetic will be. We don't know what color will be. This is what's open. And Marco has some bad ideas, and Matt and I have good ideas. Marco suggested literally the color of prison.

Well, actually, let me reframe this. I have all of the only ideas that are also true that was true that was true and then so the only ideas have come from me and you guys are either no I had that one with them or poo-pooing them I had that one idea about the peachish and I had another idea that was shot down by oh, yeah, who was it again? Oh, yeah fucking Anthony I like the peach one me too. I like peach along It just isn't that he was the only one Anthony was a piece of shit. He was like shit Mmm, it was too orange Anthony thinks that and what is the can't look at that color for a long period of time What what color is that though? No, I know what it is motherfucker.

But why though? What about that color? I'm saying what color can you not look at too long? What happens? You're just like, ugh, like what do you mean? Who would look at this and think, like you know. Oh man, oh man, it's been 20 minutes. Ah fuck, I'm bleeding out of my anus.

Yeah. All right. You guys, subscribe and go see, go to St. Louis, go to a bunch of different areas. I'm gonna be there, chrisley.com, yes. Hey, John.com slash Matt and Leah, sign up. You will love it, I will love you. We are a community, we love each other.

I kiss you like this. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. I kiss you like this. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. I kiss you like this. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. Bye. Goodbye.