Lifeline - 171. So Many Fortnights!

Episode Date: July 27, 2025

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RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. RUNK. One, two, one, and. Okay, episode 171, happy birthday, A-Rod and Triple H. We love guys who only use one letter in their name. Um, A-Rod is. H birthday to those guys.

Happy B-Day. H-B-Day. He is the biggest, I don't know, I don't wanna say this early on, but I'll spell it out, I can spell it out, right? I don't know. P-U-S-S-I-I. Who?

A-Rod. Really? Oh dude, he's the most like... In what way? Post retirement. Like, he's the most like, I wanna be seen as like... Oh. He's like a commentator. He was with J-Lo for a while. Remember that?

Right. Right. I do like, he's always doing like, like little like YouTube like lessons on how to swing. I hate him. I hate him. I feel like... I know A-R swing. I hate him, I hate him. I feel like I know A-Rod, even though I've never met him. What? I don't know, I feel like he's like, we know each other, that's it.

That's an insane person. Yeah. Only stalkers say that. Yeah, people feel that way about me, but many people feel like they know me and that they've met me and that we've hung out and I've never met them. So people are crazy.

So. Yeah, I'm an enigma. I'm an enigma. Okay, so I need to get a little bit crazy out there myself. You know what I realized today is I want to, I want to, I don't know when the last time I did this was, but I want to go to a movie, to the theater. Listen to this.

What? I haven't been to a movie in a theater. I don't even remember. I'm gonna go tonight to see a movie. What? Jurassic Park obviously, but that's so crazy. Isn't that crazy that you said that and then on the very day you're doing it? That is so weird. That is so crazy. And you're gonna wait in line to go see Superman because you love the dog. Correct. Wow! Going with Anthony because Anthony, twist your arm to go to fucking see Jurassic Park again. No, I want to see Fantastic Four. Can we even... I mean

we could talk about this on Luxury, but I can't believe they made... they snuck up on me with another Fantastic Four. It's out already. It is? And Pedro Pascal is Mr. Fantastic. No, I know that. And it's the worst cast, it's the worst... It's a weird cast. It's the worst... I've know that. And it's the worst cast, it's the worst idea. It's a weird cast. It's the worst, I've never seen it, and it's the worst movie ever. The only thing that is cool about it

is that it looks stylistically cool, but that's... Like, because it's period, you mean? Yeah, it's a period piece, but that's the... I honestly think that's the only way to do that. Those superheroes are so outdated that you need to do that. Specifically them. Yeah them. Fantastic four. That's why I don't get why they're getting their own thing again. Well because it's a period piece. How many times have they been tried? Yeah it's crazy. I don't know. Michael B Jordan was in one of them. Yeah. What he was? Yeah. So was Chris Evans? Yeah I think so.

Dude it's like... I think there's a girl silver surfer in it now. Yeah, it's the chick from Ozark. That's just so silly. Jennifer Garner plays silver surfer? No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no.

I know what you're talking about. No, it's not. Oh, sorry, Julia Garner, yeah. I knew what I was saying. It was basically right. I was a few letters off. But I'm basically right. That's a whole different person.

Are you actually going to see this? No, of course not. Let me tell you guys a few things., but I'm basically right. That's a whole different person. Are you actually going to say this or? No, of course not. Let me tell you guys a few things. Let me clear this up. He's my brother, no. Let me clear something up. In this cast version, it was maybe the actual worst cast in history.

Oh really? This one. This guy, he's a good actor, but his name is Ion Gruffudd. Well so- So you're Irish, you're basically like the Blarney Stone. You're as Irish as the Blarney Stone, if that's your name. But hold on though, before you even go. That guy is a good casting choice for that guy. I agree. Okay. He looks like the guy, feels like the guy. Yeah, correct. But then Jessica Alba, anything Jessica Alba is in is one of the top 10 worst things ever.

And here's, and I've never even seen her in a movie, but here's why I think that. There were only if like a totally, the total huge film dork would know this, but her and that this writer named John August, whose movies you've definitely seen and hated, he's a bad writer, but she said about one of the movies that he wrote, I don't really go by the dialogue anyway. I kind of just improvise like every scene I'm in. Her? Yeah, she said that about his script. And it's like, dude, wow, first of all, no, you don't. Every word I wrote, you said. And second of all, like, why would you drag me like that?

He said that? Yeah. Wow. You said. And second of all, like, why would you drag me like that? He said that? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. He's a big enough writer that he can like actually... Oh my gosh. That's so weird.

Be in the public, in a public stat with a star. Why do people just do that, dude? Well, of course, a famous actress is crazy. It's just so rude to writers, but it's like, dude, you're Jessica Alba. You're not... Yeah, you're not, you're not, yeah. You're not even Vanessa Kirby, dude. You're not, you're just, you're Jessica Alba. You're not even Vanessa Kirby, dude. You're considered the worst actor.

You are the worst actor. All you have is a perfume now. Yeah, well she's so rich from her skincare stuff. Yeah, yeah, totally. That's what she is. Myles Teller was in one. Look how many there were. Wait, wait, wait, wait, so hold on.

This one was, this is hilarious. This is by Josh Schaenke. I didn't even know about this one. So who's the, who's the thing guy in this one or whatever his name is, Dr. Rocktopus? Jimmy Bell. No, no, no, that's not. Yeah, it is.

Jimmy Bell was the thing. Well, I don't even know about this one. I don't know this one either. I only know that Michael B. Jordan was in one. Kate Mara, this is a big cast, this one. Well, but this was before they were very big, Miles and. So that, what year was that? 2015.

Dude, they're all so recent. Well, that's 10 years ago, but. Okay, so what was the, when did the chickless one come out? Wow, that one, that one, they all look like they suck, huh? I know, look how dumb the thing always looks. Look at this, how stupid it is with the chickless thing. Look at how stupid, he's still the same size, you know, make them bigger. I know what he is in the new one, I guess.

Yeah. Well, not really. And the new one, the guy with seven names is the guy from the bear with seven names is the thing. Cause no one wants that role. No one wants to play the thing. What do you mean? Who?

Look up fantastic for 20, 25 thing. There he Who? Look up Fantastic Four, 2025, the thing. There he is. The guy. Who? Uh, he's not here. Just look up the- That guy's Galactus. I love that.

You have to go so far. That's Chris Makos. That's cool. Is he not the first? Dude, because no one knows who he is. No one wants the role. You just go to class. He's like the third lead in the bear.

Yeah. I don't know it. There we go where Ebon Moss backrock like click on it oh the French guy or whatever no he's American he looks he's gonna look more French he's American he's the thing good but he's the why is he the thing he's the guy in the bear yeah oh oh oh oh dude he just said what I just said it just oh you didn't say it no he said oh he also said it three times that's crazy said it more it more than once. But I've never, I did not know about this.

I don't know the bear. I've seen, I've heard about it. Of course you have, because you exist. Yeah, but I have not watched it. So don't do not talk to me, Marco, like I've seen it, okay? That is preposterous. Yes, but you- Oh, it's so proper.

Yes, but sir. Yeah. You are aware of who is in stuff, even though you haven Oh, it's so proper. Yes, but- Yeah. You are aware of who is in stuff, even though you haven't seen it. I know, I know, I know. I'm just saying. Don't do it. Yeah, just don't do it.

You're not gonna wanna do that. You're not gonna walk down that alley with me, man. You're just not. Okay, so who's in- The new one? It's Pedro Pascal, which is gonna ruin his career finally. Yay! Then in the other one is the the woman is Jessica Kirby who for some reason is 27 and it

has had so much plastic surgery since the last movie she was in so she ruined her career. And then who this guy you know who cares. And then the other person in it is literally a person no one's ever seen no one's ever gonna see again because he's in a fantastic form. Yay! Who, who, who? Literally a guy I don't know who it is. What's he play?

The fire guy? Yeah. She's like a legend, like she was in this legendary movie with this. Has such a stomach ache in that picture. Look at that. What's it? Has such a stomach ache right there in that picture. Trying to, trying to, had to do the photo shoot anyway.

What's the fourth guy's name? Like Johnny Stewart I said. Quinn. Fire. Joseph Quinn. Joseph Quinn. Who's in Stranger Things? Oh, is he? Okay, so he's gonna ruin his character.

Yay! Then Julia Garner no one's gonna recognize her so no one's gonna care so she'll be fine. Well she probably plays regular a little bit. Oh and Natasha Lyonne is in it? She's the bad perc, she's the bad, she's the villain in Fantastic Four, the Silver Surfer. Who? Oh, she probably plays regular a little bit. Oh, and Natasha Lyonne is in it? She's the bad, she's the bad, she's the villain in Fantastic Four, the Silver Surfer. Who? Oh, she is?

Yeah. Oh. Well, I wanna see that. I gotta see it. Okay, well, you're a loser. Well, so what are you gonna see tonight? Just some movie? Yeah, I don't know.

Just gonna see a movie. Oh. You felt like it. Just gonna go. All right, so, all right, well, whatever. So that's gonna be a movie movie and that's a movie now. And it's out. And it snuck up on everybody and now it's out.

I think they just did an AI thing. They just put some prompts into AI and were like, make Pedro Pascal in it. Why don't they just do that and say they didn't do it? Who cares? Trick us. I don't care. With this, I don't care, yeah.

If I'm Pedro Pascal, I don't even care. No, no, no, yeah. Give me $18 million or whatever. Pay me money and, oh dude. Oh wow. I don't have to show up? I'd love, oh my God. Oh my gosh.

I mean, that would be fantastic. Four. What if they should make Fantastic 40 and have 40 of them. Listen to the title, the title, because made 70 of them they need a colon. Yeah, yeah. It's the Fantastic Four colon first steps. About a baby. The Fantastic Babies. About a four-year-old.

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It's kind of sick though to do places like that, right? Yeah, no, yeah, no. Which one? It's just, sick though to do places like that, right? Yeah. No, yeah. No, which one? It's just, it's cool to have done it. Dude, in Oslo, you're playing at Chateau Neuf. Yeah, I'm gonna be there. That's pretty sick, dude. Oslo, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, London, Dublin.

Dude, how Amsterdamish. I'm going with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's gonna go with me. Is he really? Cool. How Amsterdamish is it to have a club called Boom Chicago? I know. That's the most Amsterdamish.. I know that is very true. That is very very true. Boom Chicago. We would call it Boom Chicago. Why? You know, good for like

people think it's American and shit. Anyway I'm gonna go fuck some hookers. Gonna go get the tip wet yeah? Amsterdam is like the one city that I feel like everybody has been to. I've only been to the airport to connect twice. I've been to Amsterdam. Which is weird. And it is so, not even close, by far the best airport I've ever been in. Everything's clear, everything's clean, there's nice stuff to eat, no one's a slob, no one is disgusting.

You talking about Amsterdam? Gunna. Oh, dude. A clean guy in Amsterdam fucked his girl. Oh, I happen to know that there are dirty guys there. Well, yeah, are you not listening to anything? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, he doesn't say anything. I'm talking about Amsterdam.

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see each other about once a week and obviously I could never really do anything because I had girlfriend and also just like the way that we knew each other was... He... Oh wait. Has a girlfriend and he's been seeing his other girl once a week. So, so, so, so, so Spanish. Yeah, I mean, this guy's the most from Barcelona. Rolling over cheating, like it's just like, yes, I went to the grocery store to get some stuff. Also, he's wearing shorts that just passed his bedlam. Like it's so close to his dick just being out of his shorts. So I have been married for 18 years.

My girlfriend is mad at my mistress. So and there is I'm really interested in this hooker. I'm not sure what to do. Chester. Could have been awkward and I'll explain in a minute but finally just now I'm single and I thought you know I'm just gonna pluck up the courage and ask her out. So I asked her out a couple days ago she gives gives me her number. She says yeah, that'd be great I text the details I say it's gonna be at this restaurant this time and that was about 24 hours ago Okay, so we just had the date. Well didn't because I went to the restaurant. I waited about 20 minutes My texts are saying I'm outside

On this table and I didn't get here back until she text me saying well hadn't heard from you all day so I just assumed that you'd cancelled and obviously I was gracious I said shit yeah you're right I should have confirmed a busy day but what I wanted to say was well I didn't cancel because if I cancelled I would have cancelled would have texted to say anyway I'd love to hear your thoughts. Now, important context, very important context. Yeah, you're... I'm 34 nearly.

She's 13 years younger than me. Oh, there you go. Also, I mentioned that there's a crew of awkward way that we met, which is that she... Well, I met her because she came to clean my house. She's my cleaner. Oh. I love how I said I see her about once a week. Now that makes more sense. her because she came to clean my house. She's she's my cleaner. I love how I said I see her about once a week. Now that that yeah like why did he do like a fucking twist at the end? We'd love to hear your thoughts guys. That was a good twist.

It was a good twist. That excuse or that way of thinking. But yeah. Fine, we'll come home alone. So that was a good twist at the end. What a fantastic story. He should be a film writer. Brother, film it. So I... When he first... When the words first rolled out of his mouth, I thought that woman is a crazy idiot. Why? Because like you made...

You agreed to a time and a place. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Oh I see what you're saying. That's confirmation. Right. But now that I'm thinking about it, especially the age difference thing just like cinches it. She's 21. I love how he said I'm 34 she's 13 years younger instead of I'm 34 she's 21 like that he knows maybe it could have happened no it wasn't okay I just with people the younger someone is the more what even is it? Like reassurance they need just across the board. Oh. And you need to confirm like see you there on my way. Like can't wait to see you. You know like something like that. But getting my pants on. But it's really weird that she didn't say 20 minutes before sorry are

we are we not doing this anymore? Like, if she really wasn't even, if she, the possibility of her standing you up was even in her mind, she needed to say, hey, are we still doing this or what? Well, she's brain dead. Well, I mean, that's a bit much. No, she's brain dead. Okay. Okay. So you don't not go because of that. The period.

You either go or you say, hey, still on for tonight. And then go. I think it was a day, it looked like it was morning or lunch. Oh right, whatever, yeah. The day before he said, meet you there. Yeah.

Yeah, well, because you slept, it cleared it. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Yeah. This. Yeah, that's like a totally made up thing. She's 21, so give her, you know, give it to her because, okay, maybe.

But also, don't. I would have said see you tonight But but but don't I mean me too, but just because you didn't yeah doesn't mean that that you canceled We just just just don't date her. I guess yeah 21 dude Do you remember how fucking dumb you were at 21? I was pretty fucking smart. No, but think about it. The version of you, whoever you are, if you're now over 27, let's say, think about how different

you were then. And it's like you're not even the same people. It's like a different person. Yeah. And... I a different person. Yeah. I would totally agree with that. No, I seriously used to be an Asian boy. But no, I do feel, I mean, just, you know, you give,

no, I don't think you don't take this, I mean, I think that maybe you say, oh, okay, well, let's try again. And then if there's any weirdness, then just be like, nevermind, just clean my house. Yeah, and you're fired from cleaning my house, which is the hard part, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, yeah, but you show up every day, every time we clean our house, I don't confirm that, do I? Oh, maybe they do. Oh, oh, oh, if they do, then now. Maybe we just cracked the case. Maybe every time they, before every week, she texts them and says, hey, just confirming for today, we're still doing it. But then she should have done that for dinner too, or whatever it was, breakfast. Anyway.

But she wanted to be shibble with. This is a really typical thing that I think I see a lot of people talk about on the Tinder subreddit that people want to make plans and then they want and really an extra amount of confirmation leading up to it just hey making sure we're still on and it seems that there's a lot of people it's not just women that are like oh I didn't hear from you like you could make plans in the morning and that's not good enough for a lot of people I've always thought that that's weird. And it's definitely. It's a younger thing.

It's a very younger thing. That's not good though. I'm at the sandbox. Why do you need people to say it more than once? No, I mean, cause they're insecure. If it was a week before that they had made the plan, then of course I get it. But even then reach out and ask. Yeah, but no, a week before that they had made the plan then of course I get it. But even then reach out and ask. Yeah but no a week before if it's not a professional thing is pretty crazy. Yeah right. But if it's a

professional thing even I would say like Yossi had it today. Even the week before you confirm the meeting the next day like you do that. It's part of like the official way of doing business. Conf Like confirming call for tomorrow, whatever. I mean, we also come from a time when you would, oh, you didn't have phones. Right, right. You would call somebody at their house and be like, I'll see you tomorrow.

Right, true, true. And then you would just show up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Without excessive confirmation. How about, remember when you'd be somewhere and then you'd be like, how long do I wait before I leave? Yep, totally.

How long do I wait before I leave? I don't know if they're gonna show up or not. There were no cell phones. You just go like this. You were just like this. It's been 25 minutes. I guess I'll go. And then you'd go.

And then you're like, I hope that guy didn't show up. Gay. No, a meeting. Oh, not a gay meeting. and then you go and then you're like, I hope that guy didn't show up. Okay. No, a meeting. Oh, a gay meeting. Gay meeting, yeah. Yeah, a meeting where you just bend over. But you go, oh, okay, I guess I'll go.

And then you go home and then you call and then the person's just maybe somewhere else. Not there, yeah. Maybe they're there. I wonder if he died. Or maybe they're there now. Or they're there now and you call the restaurant again. Is that guy there? Yeah.

I was really hoping to suck him. And then you just, you don't know, people could have died. Bro, it's crazy. I watch these movies sometimes, period pieces, where it's like, you know, they'd be like, I gotta go on a fucking expedition. And it's like, what about your kids, dude?

You know? See you in two years. So that's why when Kristen is like, oh man, you've been gone, you know, doing shows for two nights. I'm like, you're lucky we're now. Dude, imagine we were in the Northman. Are you fucking serious? I'd be gone for so many Fortnites, it'd be insane.

Do you know what a Fortnite is? No Frills delivers. Get groceries delivered to your door from No Frills with PC Express. Shop online and get $15 in PC Optimum Points on your first five orders. Shop now at NoFrails.ca. Two weeks. Yeah. More than that. Right. So, so many Fortnites. Correct. Yeah. I hate it. I hate the Northmen so much. Yeah. Well, I'd be... That's not what I'm talking about. The part where it jumps back in the water to go get her. It's just like... I'm not talking about that. I just kind of brought up the Northmen because of it's a period piece. I am. But if you're in a time period where they would make a movie like

that, you know how many fucking Fortnites I'd be gone dude? And you're and oh I'm sorry that I was in Boise for a night. One night. By the way, not a fortnight. So deeper it's insane. Is that video game fortnight about two weeks? That's the subject of the game. No? Is it not about- I'm rejecting the joke. Oh, no, no, no, it's not a joke. I'm being serious. Does it have something to do with two weeks? No. No, it's like a whole other world of words and shit like that. Oh really? It's also spelled differently from the real word.

The real word Fortnite. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, of course it is, yeah. Okay, so it's two weeks. Fortnite is two weeks, so. I mean, you'd be gone for five, six Fortnites. If you're lucky, back then a voyage, dude, if you're Christopher Columbus

and you just have a family, and you're just like, yeah, I'm going, I mean, he thought he was going to China, idiot, ended up in the West Indies, idiot, thought it was America, idiot. Dude, he was an idiot like eight times over. What the fuck? And then got there and was so shitty to people that were there. Have you guys even heard of soy sauce? So stupid. No, but I have seen, I, you know, being a good dad was just, you know, remember,

dude, how about this? In the 50s, being a good dad was going to work. That's crazy. That is crazy. Being a good dad was literally not being there. It was a- That's crazy. Being a good dad was literally not being there. That's insane. It was going to work and also going on vacations or being there all weekend.

For a fortnight, for a fortnight maybe, out of the whole year. Not an entire fortnight. You wanna go vacation on a fortnight? Fortnight used to be a voyage, now it's vacation. And I'm a good dad for just working at a telephone company. Can't not make it, oh I see. Do you know what I'm saying?

Well yeah, you're providing, it's your literal like nine to six job. It's pretty crazy. And you know, and I put the kids to bed every night when I'm home and I still don't get credit, but it's all good, but it's just, no, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I get credit. Steve is nervous, Steve is nervous.

It's fine. He's nervous, Chris is Okay. Um, I think she's subscribed. So yeah, I do think that It is interesting though, huh, which thing That he got jumped into the water at the end to try to go get the girl back. Yeah, it's so stupid It's like I didn't see it. Oh. I'm kidding, I didn't see it. I'm just doing it like, you know. But don't see it. It's so bad. I don't even hate on that filmmaker.

I hate on that film. Eggers? Yeah, that film is like literally like a white nationalist wet dream. Oh, wow, really? Yeah, I actually, and I'm not even like this, you know that, but I was like, in the theater I was like,

damn, this feels anti-Smitic. Oh wow. Yeah Really? Yeah Yeah, the Northman. Yeah the fucking Northman dude You both don't listen you're sucking each other off and kissing and plugging each other's ears. It's just different in here Oh Trying to fucking make excuses for his gay behavior with Anthony. It's just, it's different in here. We're still getting used to the new studio.

Fingers in his butt. He said fingers in his butt. Yep. Anthony had it like this. And Anthony goes like this. And then he goes like this. And Marco goes, guys, he just goes, just getting used to the new studio. You guys are way closer back there.

It's different in here. He's a little different. He's only got one hand. All right. That's why he always sucks pulling stuff up. Yeah. Okay. All right.

Oh. Hey Matt, hey Chris. I've been with my boyfriend for two years. Exactly voice. We've known each other since 13 and ever since him at 13, he's always been in a relationship, but jumping from one into another.

And I told him that he's never had these periods in between relationships for self discovery or to get things out of his system. And so if that ever came up that I would like for him to tell me so he doesn't do anything behind my back. And he did come up to me a couple days ago. He said he loves me. He loves our life. He wants to be with me, but he also can't ignore these urges that have come up. You know, he says he feels guilty, but he just wants to explore. He just wants to see what the single life is like. And I feel stupid for wanting to honor that.

We talked about a rough time frame in which he is to kind of do what he needs to do, you know, and reach the answer that he's looking for. I don't know if it's stupid of me to leave that door open knowing possibly we're not gonna get back together. But anything helps. I don't wanna make anything permanent because we do live together. We have a lot in our name.

So I want him to be sure that this is what he wants before we officially split if it comes to that. So any opinion or input is greatly appreciated. Thanks. I think that this guy is basically, it's something that kind of doesn't leave, at least I think most men, it doesn't leave them unless they really understand that what they're chasing

is not actually achievable. And the only reason he would ever be able to realize that and know it deep down in his bones is to actually go and do it, which is the whole problem to begin with. Or just believe, have faith in the fact that you have a good thing and that's not something. Because it's like, dude, when I was running around, I was like, dude, I'll get it out of my system. And you just don't, you don't. Look, I could look back now and be like, oh, I had my fun, but it's not like something

that is gone from existence. is gone from existence, you know? Like you're like, you still like are like, you still let your mind go, you know what I mean? Like dude, marriage or love or relationship is for a long time. So you're like, oh, I wonder why, you know, it's like when somebody was here talking about dating somebody in the beginning right here.

And I was like, wow, that's crazy. Like still having a crush on your significant other after years and years, it waxes and wanes, you know? And like you grow with them. So it's like dating somebody for the first time will never happen again. But what he doesn't understand is that that is not worth anything really.

It also isn't anything really. Right. Like let's walk. I mean it feels good and it's like cool. Let's go through the whole thing, right? He's got this girl that he really, really loves. He can't shake this feeling that there is maybe more to do, obviously physically, romantically with other women

before he settles down forever with this one woman who is great and ideal and really, really good for him. What's he gonna do? He's gonna go out, he's gonna fuck three girls and then he's just gonna be like, oh my god, I'm so fucking depressed. You wake up next to that person. That person has a scent to them. Whether it's good or bad, it's not the girl you've been with for your whole life.

She wants to do this in the morning and you're just like, what the fuck? You know? Like, it's just, it's not what you're imagining. And I'm not talking to her, I'm talking to her boyfriend who's not even listening. It's not what you are imagining it to be. If you're lucky enough to have at 25 met someone that you can actually spend the rest of your life with, ostensibly, obviously, ideally, then you should just do it. Now, the advice you're calling about is how loose should you be with it. You're obviously okay with it. You obviously amazingly support it. I don't say amazingly because it's like, I can't believe it. I it's it's amazing fortitude for you to put up

with that and well okay I mean but but don't the only thing I would say is to not do is to make him feel like he has a license to do it for as long as he wants and you'll always be there you can can be like, look, I get it, we've talked about this even, but like I'm young and I'm hot and if I'm available and some dude comes along and makes me feel like I'm the greatest thing that ever walked the earth, who the fuck are you to me? Not in those words, but like the truth. Yeah, just say like, whoopsie daisy, I'll let them slide in. That is just the truth. Like you are just as likely to get swept off your feet

by some guy who catches you in the window where you happen to be single than he is to meet some fucking woman that like. Yeah, I mean, basically what it is, is you guys are breaking up, still living together and that'll be hard, but it's like like you know. It's just not gonna work. Yeah I don't think it's a good idea. It's a bad idea. But it's what he if it's if it's what he wants then. If it's what he needs. You just go all right well then we're single now and you know we

could talk about if you get it out of your system so to speak then okay we can talk about getting back together but I can't promise anything. Dude, here's what's gonna happen. Guy's gonna go out, do this for whatever, a few weeks, a month. He's gonna fuck one girl, or maybe not even fuck her. I mean, unless we're talking to, he's like a billionaire. Sleep in the same bed with her, and then it's just gonna be like, who the fuck is this person? I don't give a fucking shit. There's no oats to sow. I'm 25. I'm not 17.

When you're 25, it's not the time to just like be bed hopping and banging a ring, and it's not a time to not be doing that. You don't start then. Like you missed the time to start, and that's fine. You missed it because you're with a girl who's great. Like, don't think there's something else beyond the sea, dude, she's the thing.

And if it doesn't take, and to you, caller, if it doesn't take him a brief time to realize that, you're dealing with a confused man. Like you're dealing with a confused guy, of course. But like in this regard, like if he's like, I need more than six months, like dude, no you don't. It's really hard to. Then you're just trying to break up like a dickhead

and be like, well, maybe a little bit longer, maybe a little bit longer. Just give it, why don't you, I mean, if you really want to say like, all right, you got three months, dude. And then I'm moving out. Or something like. Something like that, yeah.

All right, next one. But move forward with confidence that he's not gonna do shit, dude. Yeah, that. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Next one. But move forward with confidence that he's not gonna do shit, dude. Yeah, that is true. But be aware of the possibility that whatever happens in that window, whether it's something you do or he does,

by the way, if he's doing it, you feel free to do it too. That is bullshit. If he's like, I wanna go throw my oats, but you gotta wait around for me to make up my mind. I mean, unless you've got her back blown out fucking coosily. Do not. Like do whatever you want to. If you don't want to, don't do it.

Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. If you wanna, then, if you don't, then don't. So just do whatever it is you wanna do. And just be aware of the possibility of literally creating jealousy that does not exist now for the rest of your lives. What I said was profound and you sang over it. Be aware of the possibility that you are creating jealousy that does not exist now that will

exist for the rest of your lives together. longest fortune cookie a scroll dude the worst sign for Halloween sign worse keep outside okay let's go next one I'm like Tony Robbins and there's no two ways about it he's got a big head go some anchors in the baby fucking I'm call I'm gonna try to get the whole backstory if I can in coming to cover bands Sorry start over 90s band start over start over. This guy's the man by the way What's up, man? Chris long time, baby first time caller? I'm gonna try to get the whole backstory if I can in coming to cover bands one of his 90s band Started it maybe 11 years ago still going strong. We're at a point now where we can just show up play our songs

Make good money go home to our families. It's perfect, I love it. I recently started an emo band about two, three years ago. And that one is a full small business. We have an LLC, we have hundreds of dollars in marketing, we do ticket sales, merch. It's a whole thing, it takes so much time and energy in it. And also, it's a super professional band.

Backing tracks, you gotta be a pro musician, and that's what I got for that band. It takes so much time and energy in it and also it's a super professional band backing tracks You got to be a pro musician and that's what I got for that band now One of the guys is kind of feeling that you know the new bands getting more the Action I'm not spending time with them, but obviously I'm not because it rides itself right So how do I broach that because if I if I had to choose I'm obviously picking the new one because the new one is Killing it the old one. I just one is killing it. It's banging around. The old one. I just want to make the money and go home.

What do I do? Just tell him. I mean, tell him that. Don't tell him those words. Don't tell him, hey, the only reason I'm in the band with you is because I want to make the money and go home. That would be bad.

That's what he said. Well, yeah, I mean, I don't say it like that, but you can say, this isn't my passion. My passion is, I look, I love singing, but my passion, or whatever the fuck he does, but like my passion is the band that I just started that is my emo band, where I sing about fucking silhouettes and like broken lonely dreams,

and how things smell like cigarettes that are not cigarettes. Do you know what I'm saying? Okay, sure. That's what all emo songs are. So what I think is way cleaner than that and way less likely to get the guy pissed or upset or sad or jealous is to say, we've been doing this for a long time,

it's such a well-oiled machine, it requires nothing. Yes. We're so good at it. Yes. We can just show up and drop our instruments and go home. Like that's because of you being so good at it and me being so good at it and everyone else being so good at it.

This new thing, just like any other new thing, takes forever to get off the ground. Yeah, and I get to sing about how things smell like things that don't smell like broken dreams, right? Like that's a huge thing for an emo song is to smell like it smells like broken dreams or it smells like defeat, right? Smells like loneliness. That's a huge emo song.

So based on the olfactory system. And that's what he wants to sing about. But instead he's going, I just died in your arms tonight. And that's not, well, okay, then he's like, closing time, one last call for alcohol, you can't go home, you can go. Cut, take it over to the top. But it's just, and he wants to be like,

it smells like, attention. wants to be like, you know, it smells like... Why is it every... why is it always based on the nose? Can it be like, it looks like this but is really that? No, because things always look like something. It has to smell like something that you can't smell. Not every emo song is about something that smells like something that it's not. Did you know that? I know that every emo album has at least one song where they're fucking really harping on how they can smell something that they can't smell. I can't think of one Elliott Smith song about him smelling something.

Can you guys? What band is he in? He's in Elliott Smith. He killed himself like this. But when- Jerking two guys off. But when did he- The worst off with a knife, but when did, when did, when did he, that's crazy, but that, when did he, what, he made emo music? To me, when I think of emo music, no, I think of like, yeah, I get that, but I'm talking about like, you know, emo bands, like

Thrive Line or something, or like, Coheed and Cambria, or like The Used. Oh. It smells like Teen Spirit, there you go. No. That's not emo though, that's grunt. Well it started, emo, that ran so emo could fly, let's face it. I mean maybe, yeah, I wouldn't disagree with that. So I'm just like, smells like, like you would never be like,

smells like the inside of your hat, because that smells like something. Elliot Smith was the shit dude, I still sometimes find myself thinking about how he killed himself. I can't believe it, dude Did he stop himself in the back of the neck and that's the picture he took right before Yeah, he's smiling No, don't make jokes about it. He liked it. Well, whatever dude. That's how we go, you know, it sucks He did that obviously and I have you know, I have much, I have many feelings about that, but like, you know, suicide, like that's terrible, but that's kind of-

Isn't it weird that the movie Good Will Hunting blew him up? Who him? Yeah. Oh yeah. He was just kind of- I forgot, I thought it was Matt Damon that played that part. He was successful, but they were like, we want Walter Wall, Elliot Smith music. And Gus Van Stan was like, okay, I'm a gay filmmaker. Oh, he's gay. I

Don't know if I knew that for real. I guess I did know that dude. We'll watch it on luxury. Gus Van Sant is in There's a documentary made about the red hot chili peppers at the making of blood sex magic Their album and he took the photos for the album cover and they shot the whole thing. They recorded it at Rick Rubin's house and they shot the production stills at Rick Rubin's house and there's a whole section where Gus comes and takes the shots and it's yeah gay the way he's being. Okay we got it just line up we got it. Just line up. We got it Red Hot Chili Peppers, thanks.

Just took pictures of their cocks up close. I mean, Guzman says it's legend. I know, it's great. It's weird how his legend in a way peaked with Good Will Hunting, but it totally crashed after that. And he still made some epic shit after that. No, he made Elephant after that.

I know, and the other two. That's trilogy, Last Days and what's the other? Last Days I Heard Is Bad, though, I didn't see it. No, it's good. But if you care about that shit, it's good. It's trying, oh, Jerry, Jerry's the best one. Oh, it is? Yeah, Jerry's unreal.

Oh, really? It looked too boring for me. You've never seen Jerry? No. Okay, dude. I love Elephant, though. You see Jerry before the next time we record. You give me your film review of Jerry on this show. I guarantee you, you'll be like,

that's one of my favorite movies. Oh, really? There's no doubt in my mind. It's Jerry, Elephant, and The Last Days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. Last Days is the worst of the three.

Elephant is obviously fantastic. But Jerry is just like... I saw it in the theater. Dude, how funny is this? I saw this. I saw Jerry in the theater with my friend. Chris, were you with me? I was with you. Yeah.

I know what you're gonna say. Me, you, and Ryan Doyle went to see it on like... Oh! I know what story this is! Yeah. Opening weekend. Wow. And there's this, there's like five, literally five people in the theater, I know what story this is There's this there's like five literally five people in the theater. I know including the fun including the three of us So there's two other people in the theater. Okay, there's at the old Angelica in New York City bragging and The three of us were sitting together There was one guy close to the front big fat dude Like, you know Anthony with like a ton of popcorn like Anthony would and like three diet cokes that but he would be but he would be watching the fucking

Guardians of the Galaxy right and behind him two rows behind him was one guy alone and the big fat guy like Anthony in the front with three cokes and seven popcorns and was like you know real loud so everyone in theater can hear he was like you know there's all these Arnold Schwarzenegger, Schlock, I never see the big budget movies. I'm all about the arthouse movies. When a movie like this comes out, I'm first in line to see it. I just love the arthouse. I'll never go see that stupid shit the studios put out. I shit you not. Within 20 minutes, within 20 minutes, this big fat guy like Anthony Bufater was snoring so loud.

That's so funny. To the end of the movie, dude. That's so funny. He took a nap. So wait, if he was alone, who was he talking to? A guy behind him that was alone. So two guys were alone? Yeah.

He was just making conversation. Got it, got it, yeah, yeah. A conversation the second guy didn't wanna have, by the way. Yeah. He's just making conversation. Got it. Got it. Yeah. Wow. A conversation the second I didn't want to have by the way. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Great movie, dude. It's really a great movie. Damn, I can't wait to see it. Yeah, it's awesome. I don't know what it's about even. Yeah, you don't need to. Okay.

I mean, I could ruin it. Right. Okay. All right. Okay. Next one. Hello, Matt and Chris. It's Brage from Oslo, Norway here. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. All right. Okay. Next one.

Hello, Matt and Chris. It's Braage from Oslo, Norway here. I'll be able to make it short because the long videos are incredibly annoying. I recently got diagnosed with OCD. I know you don't trust blonde guys, Chris, but thank you for talking about it. It has really helped. Yeah. I go to therapy for it, which has been really good. But since

I got diagnosed late, I'm 31, I find it difficult explaining it to my family and friends. So I guess I'm wondering, how do you guys tell your loved ones difficult things? I kind of want to make it a lighthearted message and not something really sad. I'd love to hear your thoughts about it. And I can't wait to watch you perform in Oslo in October, Chris. And if you want some local tips, not just the shitty touristy ones, let me know. Thank you.

Love you guys. Thanks. I mean, so friendly. I just want to say one thing because you know everything about this. I mean, it isn't, OCD isn't a tragic thing to have. Unless it like literally prevents you from going through a doorway.

Yeah, exactly. But in general, in my experience with people with OCD, such as my brother, it isn't, from the outside looking in, a truly devastating thing that when you have to share it with people, it's like that's it. Well yeah I mean it's all in your head so it's as bad as you think it is however it's I think what you're trying to say is the stigma of it is not yes correct it's not this

heavy you know no one in your life is going to cry when you tell them you have this thing. Right, right, right. The good thing about it is you have, if you can tell them, you can try to tell them just and try to wing it, and then if it doesn't work, you can do it again, and if they still don't get it, you can keep doing it, and that's cool because you have OCD, that'll feel good. But you, yeah, I don't know, just say, mean I guess for me it was I you know I learned when I was like 20 something so in my No, no, no, not when I know when I knew but but like I told my family and then like I you know Now obviously everybody knows because I just talk about it. But mom and dad react

there was one time where I was why so I've worked a lot on it and I have a I have like I I was, well, so I've worked a lot on it and I have like, I'm on medication and I have done a lot of behavioral therapy on it and I've come a long way. Like it definitely. It was, it was not, it was, I would say it was, it wasn't mild, I'll put it that way. Can I, do you mind if I talk about it?, it wasn't mild. I'll put it that way. Do you mind if I talk about it?

Like some of the stuff. I just basically what would happen was I would, all of my stuff was, if I had to do anything, I would feel this tremendous worry of, I'm not gonna be able to do it right. And then so I would, the debilitating part for me was I wouldn't do anything, I wouldn't go places.

And that turned into, I mean, I was just, I mean, there were days where I would stay in a room and it was horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not days at a time, but there were certain days where I would spend a large chunk of it just being like, I can't, I can't, I can't go. Yeah, crazy.

So that, and I was having no, next to no enjoyment doing things, like it was horrible. And, you know, there was one time where I was stuck, I'll say, and my dad was like, I don't know if it seemed like I was even doing anything, but mine was always internal, you know, where I was like, sometimes I'd turn lights on and off, but like, often I would just be like, you know,

people would probably be like, he's being a dick, but I didn't, I wasn't, I was trying to work stuff out in my head. I mean, it was horrible. And so dad was like, hey, what the fuck are you doing? And I was like, dad, I was like, sorry, it's my OCD. Like, you know, like it's really bad. And that was how I told him.

He knew I had it, but I was like, and he said, oh, okay. And then a little bit later, he was like, I didn't realize it was so bad And that was how I kind of he knew it was so bad And then he called you a fucking pussy, right? And he goes No, but you miss it again and so

So so that was how I told my dad and it was fine because he kind of understood. But like some, you know, parents aren't usually, well, some parents, I don't know how it is over there, but like, you know, there's this suck it up mentality with a lot of parents. A lot of parents. Yeah, with that kind of stuff, with anxiety and depression too. But I think that that stigma is going away.

No, yeah, big, big time. Especially probably where you are. Like, I feel like America is where. You know, OCD and anxiety and depression are like almost identical in your brain. Yeah. I actually the same thing. They're just manifestations,

different manifestations of it. Yeah. I don't know what your thing is, but mine was pretty fucked up. And I'm sorry, but also I hate when, you know, it's tough to talk about it. It's not tough to talk about this, but it's tough to like, dude, I'm super creative because of it. Like, you know, a lot of people who are in the arts have OCD. Yeah, I don't wanna be like,

I don't wanna like glorify it, because it is hard, but like, bro, one of the reasons why I make all of these situations in my head that are funny is, it's just because I am obsessed with it. Yeah, right. You know? So you can find it, you can find it the way, you know,

look, your thing is how do you tell your family? You just tell them, I think. Yeah. I think there will be a lot of relief for them. Yeah, depending on, yeah. Because it was for my dad, right? Like he was like, now you can find medication to help you with your suffering.

I mean, I went through different medications and the one that I'm on now is, what do you mean you've been on? Yeah, Cetalopram or something. Okay, yeah. And meth, and no, Cetalopram, and it's awesome. It's great, dude. Oh wait, no.

Right now I'm on Prozac. That's what I thought, yeah. And that, when I got on that, it was like a game changer, dude. Prozac! Prozac! Literally no one has ever done that in the history of mankind. Prozac!

Nobody's done that about Prozac for sure. Dude, I want Prozac, hook it up, son. No, that, I was on Prozac for a while and I was like, I think it's helping. And then like a year later, I was on Prozac for a while and I was like, I think it's helping. And then like a year later, I was like, oh fuck dude. It takes a while. My life is way different and better.

And so it was like the best thing because it was like, I didn't even realize it. It was the best. It was like when you get a haircut and nobody says shit, you're like, all right, good. Nobody noticed. I fucking got cleaned up and I got a good haircut and they don't even notice that it's different.

This is great. But like that was how it felt. Like a year later I'm like, oh man, dude, I'm fucking way better than I was. Nice, dude, I'm fucking way better than I was. So. Nice, dude. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's all around a good thing I would say.

I understand, especially because you have OCD that you're worried about it. I would honestly try to put that aside and just tell them they'll probably just be relieved that you found a diagnosis that can possibly lead to medication or help or making your life better. Cause that's the other thing too, like knowing it is great. Like I used things to cope with it for sure.

Like that's what happened with sex. That's what happened with, I mean, you know, working out is a version of that. Even my job is a version of that, but like. But also in matter of fact, when we were kids, we just didn't know what it was. When you'd line up your car. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no like- But also, in matter of fact, when we were kids, we just didn't know what it was. When you'd line up your car. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, yes, right.

But I'm saying, well, yeah, when I was a kid- You're just saying it's always there, it doesn't show up when you're 30. No, but I'm saying like, to deal with it, there's good ways and bad ways, which I talk about in my special grow or die, but yeah, there's just, to know and be aware of it is huge.

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She doesn't want kids. Oh, that'll change. See ya. Next one. As she did concede that she's 26 and things could change, you might feel different online. That'll change. Next one.

Well, the thing is, I like her more than anyone I've ever dated. And everything else so far has been perfect. Leave it in. I don't know what to do. Do I keep dating her with the hoax that maybe she changes her mind? Leave it in. She might. With the possibility knowing that some years down the line

Biological clock. She may not want kids and we're fucked. Leave it in. I don't know what to do here. Leave it in dude. Any advice? Very helpful. Big big big big fan. Love ya. Bye. It's fine. She'll change her mind. She's a woman. Biological clock. They are all They think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think they think Serious relationships I've been in, where in the beginning of the relationship, the woman didn't want... Because they want to impress you. No, no. And then you go, ee-ong, they want you to leave it in. It's not fucking deceit, you cock-licking cunt. Women are deceitful.

It's just changing. And they don't know what they want. That's called changing, you cock-licking cunt. They self-sabotage. And then it's called changing. You cock-licking cunt. They self-sabotage. And then it's your fault. They fucking change because people change. And when you're fucking 28 and don't want kids because you've got your whole life out of you to fuck around,

that's different than when you're 33 or 35 and you're like 26. Wait a second. Oops! Wait a second. I don't have all the time in the world. I got to make up my mind before I'm fucking 40't have all the time in the world. I gotta make up my mind before I'm fucking 40 according to everybody else in the world. That changes things. Everything changes everything in terms of a woman getting older. Oops! Woman getting older in regards to wanting or not wanting kids. It has happened to me three times where in the beginning of a relationship, a woman does not want kids, then they realize,

oh, he's so fucking great. Who would not want kids with that guy? And no, but then eventually comes the turn where it's not like, you know what? I do want kids, it's not that instant. And that's why Matt has seven baby mommas. Yeah, that's why I have eight kids. But, you know, it's-

He's the Alonzo Morning of the podcast world. Don't even know if he has that being racist, right? I'm the Alonzo Morning of a lot of things, actually. I'm the Alonzo Morning of suits. Of what? Suits, you ever seen him on the sidelines? No. He's famous for wearing ridiculous suits.

Because he was always injured and never actually played, so he'd wear suits instead. Anyway, no, but yeah, stay with her. You're young. You are young. She's even younger. You like her more than you've ever liked anyone else. You cannot break up with someone at 28. I agree. Because they don't want, they don't think they want kids yet. Yeah, I agree. Give her a little credit. she doesn't want kids.

That is, of all the things that are likely to change about someone, male or female, that is the highest. If you end up 30 and she's changed from my nun, maybe. Well, she'll just be 28. And then she's 30 and she still hasn't changed at all. She's gonna love the shit out of you, dude, and you're gonna fucking whoopsy daisy leave it. Also, the other thing is, if you did,

I'm not suggesting it, if you snuck a seed in there and plopped it into an egg, and she took a test, peed on the test, and she was pregnant, that would change a lot of mindsets. Yeah, I'm not saying to do that, but maybe you go, oopsie, I overstayed. Oh shit, I wore not saying to do that, but maybe you go, oopsie, I overstayed. Right. Oh shit. I wore out my welcome. Oh, sorry. What checkout time was? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I did that. I'm so sorry. I overstayed my welcome. So cold when you bust. Just absolutely freezing. Oh, where's my jacket? Where's my jacket? I can't find my jacket. I absolutely freezing. Where's my jacket? Where's my jacket? I can't find my jacket. I need to stay tough on my jacket. Oh! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr she's loving it and you're like, oh, what the fuck did I do? Oh no, dude. So it's going to go like this. And get ready for it.

But yeah, if she's fucking waiting. The worst visual representation. No, it's like, she, yeah, no, no, no, it was great. He's here wanting kids, she's here not wanting kids. And they go like this once the baby comes. Ooh, up, a do, up, to do up song. And so, yeah, itup, a doo-up song. And so yeah, it's good. It's what happens.

It's what we're here for on the planet is to make more of ourselves and then make more of ourselves and then make more of ourselves until AI takes us over and fucking kills us all. Anybody who's seen Terminator 2 knows that. And I don't know why more people don't talk about that, but that's another story. The show's over now. We've been on live for an hour. Are you okay man?

Just fucking losing your goddamn mind. But I will say, yes I will be in Oslo, so and I will be in Europe, Copenhagen. Where even is any of that stuff honestly? Idiot! Such a fucking idiot. in and so all Don't forget. Oh, yeah, that's gonna be Florida Omaha on it. Oh, yeah, Omaha. All right, cool Cool. Yeah, I have no right Jack White has his own theater in Detroit. That's cool. Good for him. He's so fucking famous Who's that? All right, cool sounds good

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