Lifeline - 176. The Wild Wild Backseat

Episode Date: September 7, 2025

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Runk Runk So guys Worst talk show host Episode 176 It's Sunday September 7th Happy birthday Devon Sawa and EZE

Wow that is a combo unlike the likes which we've never seen before. That is truly a combo for the ages right there. Except for it is a very good combo, except for a crazier combo would be somebody who is making it up super relevant now and like a YouTuber and a famous person from this 80s. Making one up, you know?

Devin Sawa is great. Devin Sala is in the John Travolta Classic, the fanatic, as the movie star that he, he is the fanatic of and it's an instant classic even though it's not that old it's a it's a true classic i guess it is now in 2000 maybe no no chris look up when the fanatic came out yeah it was the fred durst movie oh that's what you're talking about oh i thought you were talking about the fan with the robert de nero oh never mind sorry that's this is six years ago that's still a while ago longer than i got to see that i did not know devon saw is enough oh dude he's the guy

He's the famous guy that Travolta is this crazy, like, it's the best movie. How weird is it that I, like, used to be friends with Fred Durst? That is extremely weird, and also it's extremely weird to watch Woodstock 99 live performances of Limp Biscuit, because they blame Limp Biscuit, for the beginning of the demise of Woodstock 99, and those performances are truly anti-bingbong. Well, and by the way, we're not not friends anymore because of any reason. we just kind of fell out of touch, you know. You did comedy for a little while or something, right? But it's just so weird, yeah. Isn't it more because you guys are neighbors?

Well, what? Wasn't it more because you guys are neighbors? No, we're not. We were never neighbors. Oh. Me and Fred Dirtz? Bad friend, has no idea. Yeah, back like three houses ago.

No. I was never neighbors with Fred Ders. Anyway, I want to focus more on the fact that you spelled EZE wrong. Oh. Oh, you know, maybe I. Like my mom would spell easy E. Dude, it probably auto-corrected. Oh.

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My new show is up and running. The tears are up and bing bing bonging. They are flying. The memberships are bing bing bong. They are great. Check it out. Also, you can still join it for free if you want. If you're cheap as a freakazoid. So it's all good. And are you on tour or what? Yeah, I am on tour. And I'm going to be in, well, let's see. At this point, I'll be in D.C., Pittsburgh, Missouri, Tulsa, Fort Smith, Arkansas, New Orleans, Pensacola, Florida. And then I got my European tour, Chrisley.com. And I'm working on trying to book some others, too. you know wild out there places like i think oh really yeah i might i might go to dubai what yeah Dubai was lit remember that what's that remember that Dubai was lit thing uh-uh

you don't kind of vaguely maybe we could watch out without getting like oh and i'll be in Detroit michigan too well i didn't even know that cool well yeah it's all good Pensacola i sold so many tickets in Pensacola this weekend i don't know what happened it was like the word got out well that's that's about as lit as you as this what is it Oh, wait. You remember this, right? Can we play it on her thing? Yeah.

I don't think it's... Oh, yeah. Of course. Why you tell me Slate? Schley, wow. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Why are you talking like this with this weird accent?

Did you pick that? Because Dubai people were all up in my grill and my boy Rocco, carlo, and knock them out cold, man. Who's Rocco? Rocko, my boy, you know? You know, Rocco? all in Dubai I'm gonna dude just also

but like take it The mom's straight egging him on too But also Who's Rocco honey You don't need to I've come out of surgery before And why is he like that?

Takes all kinds of man You remember Were you there? Didn't you take me home From that one surgery That I had I was like Yeah

Thinking I had to I had to hurry Because I had a race To get to Like I was a race car driver Yes Yes People think weird crazy stuff

But I never had to I have come out of it and like been like but like oh yeah not that long though it's like I remember well I mean I don't know

maybe I did with that I did kind of come out kind of violent one time yeah that was your nose recent yeah yeah and it's so much better dude fuck it's so much better

oh it finally like started to fully kick in because you were saying maybe it didn't work right yeah yeah but it does see they say it takes up to three years well I had an infection too

I didn't realize I had an infection for after it for a long time. Oh, yeah. But anyway. De Niro, Dineiro, dude. So anyway, I had an infection. So does anybody, go ahead, sorry.

Yeah, I was watching The Leftovers and it's just, people talk about how good the show The Leftovers is. Do a lot of people say that? Yes. Okay, well, that's cool because I've been saying it for a long time. Go ahead. You say what you're going to say, and I'll say what I'm on episode five of season one. It's too, it doesn't make any sense yet.

Okay. And here's the thing. I can tell it's not a show that's going to continue to not make sense. It's going to end up with explanations. So just, come on, let's get it going. Ooh, good point. I like that point. In all honesty, I like that point.

Yeah, because like, because like David, if it's David Lynch shit, then fine. Then never makes sense. That never makes sense. But I can tell it's working towards something. So let's get it going, dude. Interesting. Because they do that thing, if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong, which might be the reason why you're feeling this way. every episode is like about a character right so they're kind of slowly converging and things

are the beginning to make sense i wouldn't say that but they do have some episodes that like one particularly only follows carrie coon right yeah i know i remember there's one episode that only follows carrie coon's character as well i don't know who that is that's that guy who she plays nora i believe is her name on the show oh i don't know that yeah i haven't maybe i haven't seen that yet but the guy in it is so good the religious guy no oh oh dude christopher eccleston i guess he is one of the best Most underrated actors. Yeah, that guy is, I mean, he's movie, I mean, I've seen him before. He's more lit than Dubai.

Remember that movie, Shallow Grave with Juna McGregor? No. From a, that was Danny Boyle's first movie. Oh. You like Danny Boyle. He's in that, all the way from, like tons of English stuff. But that, oh, he's English? A legend, yeah.

In English. Dude, that guy should be, that guy was incredible in that. You know who he's like in terms of legendariness is like him and David Thulis are like similarly sort of like the man. Who? David Thulis, dude? Yeah. The guy that goes, A Lisp in the Big Labaski.

Oh, oh, oh, for no reason, you know? Oh, yeah. So anyway, well, okay, but this is lifeline in. But about the leftover specifically. Okay. Oh, yeah. With the caveat of saying, I hate when people are like, oh, you got to get into it to really enjoy it.

I don't like that. That's fine if it's two, three episodes. Right. But people will sometimes say you got to give it like five, six. And it's like, that's too long. or a season. So I was in a period of my life where I was just like,

I guess I'll stick with this show. I watched the entire first season and the whole first season, I was like, ah. And then I stuck with it even through season two. And season two is like one of my favorite seasons of TV just ever period straight up. Peter Burke did.

Of all of them. Yeah, he did the pilot, yeah. No, he did a few of them. In the first season? He stopped after that because definitely he had nothing to do with season two, not because he's not good. I love you, but no, season two is where it's at.

It completely upends everything from season one. It's totally different. Oh, nice. Where it's at? You know? The two turntables and a microphone. So white. Remember that?

No, that's Beck. Chris Farley. Chris Farley, dude. That's Beck, dude. I'm weak. What does that mean? I'm weak, dude, and I don't like it. Physically?

Well, I feel good physically, but like I just really. really get pissed off, dude, when I, at the gym sometimes, man. And I'm not, it's not that I'm trying to get super. Yoki-doodle dandy? Yeah. It's just like, dude, come on, man. If I squat correctly with all the mechanics in place, it's just, I need to squat more than that.

So many people are going to have so many annoying comments. I know, but it's just, look, I'm not. What do you mean, though? Did you used to be able to do that? do more? Like, where's this coming from your head? Yeah, well, I used to be able to do more, but also if I do it and I don't do it with the right mechanics, I can do heavier. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, that makes sense. But it's just, it's just like, it's so discouraging, dude. What are you squatting right now? I'm not talking about it. It's embarrassing. You brought it up,

dude, but I'm not going to ask for numbers or anything. Yeah. By the way, just real quick, that mayoral candidate, Zoron. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw that? Yeah, that's, what do you think about that. He couldn't bench 135. He couldn't bench 135 pounds. Okay, but wait, hold on a second. Let's back up. Now, I can have, okay, now this is coming from a guy who can bench who can bench way more than that, okay?

So, well, yeah. Yeah, no, but Duh. But, but I don't fault some man for not being able to bench that. No, I, I mean, well, a full grown adult male, I don't know, it's a body. It's one body, small body. I guess you're right.

It's less than one small body. Yeah. But I don't, I don't know. I get, no, here, I get what you're saying. You're like, you're not being like, what a pussy is so weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree with that. Okay.

But 135 is, it's light. It's smaller than a full grown adult male, like one of them. I remember in high school, we worked up to doing 135, which is like, you know, 245. So you want it to be able to have 2405. I never worked up to that. I could always do that. the man the absolute man no whenever i started working out that i could already do that oh really absolutely man the absolutely man no not not even no i'm not i'm just me come and say

i can't squat for shit i'm not trying no i'm just like kidding no i know i know i know but i don't want people to be like oh yeah chest was always i'm broad though maybe this is just me then i mean i was i was scrawny but yeah but no but i think that people do probably have to do that but like i i i also started working out after i started after i kind of like i wasn't 14 you know so like the guy the mayor though if you think there's a shot of you not being able to bench that don't be on camera he obviously just doesn't work out at all ever

maybe for sure but don't be on camera not being able to bench 135 that is that is an abysmal part of your like campaign yeah yeah that's a low point that's what you would call a low point well dudes are not going to respect you at all they already don't he's a socialist

dudes are going to be like where's my money right right give me my money where's my money give me my money And anyway, that guy, yeah, I don't... I'm calling him Mum Scroni. That what they're calling him? Zeran Mumscrony. That's a good...

Honestly, that's a layup. That's not that bad of it. That's a pretty... That's a layup. That's a good one. Yeah, but if you're going to be called something. What's his real name? Mamm Dhani.

I mean, dude. You know, he's the son of a really successful filmmaker? Really? A woman mirror in there. Yeah. Transyl-in-4-Croule. Dude, it's so weird to... It's so dumb to make a...

nickname like that for somebody. Like, it's so when you say like that, what do you mean, though? You know, like what Trump does? Oh, yeah. It's just, it's truly dorking to do that. I like it. Yeah?

I don't know what to say. I like it. I don't like, here's the thing. I don't like it when it's real. Like, Mom Scronny kind of, I don't like that. Yeah. But like, if you're going to just do something that's alliteration. Well, yeah.

Trump does sometimes, like Little Marco, which is an alliteration, it's just, he's not even that little. It's just funny, calling him Little Marco, it's like so rude. Okay. That makes me laugh. Okay. But like, yeah, no, it's like you don't want to get too personal about it. Right.

A dis-of-a- Okay, so I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. In my opinion. Oh, interesting. In the meantime, just real quick, I want to let you guys in on something that I've been up to lately. You guys, remember my Lenscrafter saga? Mm-hmm.

Got my prescription refill What's that? Have an update? These are the ones that I got that I got jipped by Alexander. I know you watch the show. You're my enemy. Alexander the not great.

I brought in my sunglasses to refill the same prescription and there was a woman there whose name I don't remember and the reason I don't remember her name is because she was normal and nice and didn't upcharge me up the rear end like Alexander did

at the lens crafters in Pasadena. Who goes by Alexander? Go by Alex. bad people clearly anyway in the meantime i have no sunglasses i can wear that are prescription okay okay so check this out oh oh no yes oh no is right fucking kevin elster no no do they do they do how do we feel oh well fine if you play shortstop in 19 fucking 98 how do we feel about the way they look when they're up i i i don't like those okay how much worse do they look when they're down way worse

yeah so they're up as much as I can stand it I leave them up okay okay but I mean for now they're gonna stay on and up if they're functional it's fine well that's the only reason I got it for a few days that they're refilling my prescription

I was like these are like eight bucks or whatever you know give me those right right I want to have functional stuff all the time and I got yellow ones too which are just they make everything brighter it's like don't get yellow tinted sunglasses because they're going to make everything even bright. Yeah, I know. I used to have the

these things that tinted my glasses and it was so nice and then I take them off, I get all depressed. Dude, that is a real thing. Yeah, well, rose-colored glasses exactly. But yeah, it really is kind of weird. Everything seems so drab. I know. It's like you're in a Soderberg movie and you're like, it's just, yeah. It's like not fair or something. God, brains, brains, huh? Come on, brains.

Brains. Dude, how about this? I was in the poker tournament I was in the poker tournament Tell about that And I was doing playing poker I haven't played poker in Meanwhile this guy talks the hardest shit On anyone who loves poker such as myself

Do I? Well, you're always no You're always like Why do people like it? You're not like fuck you for playing No no no no no Ever but you're just like What is what is the allure?

Meanwhile this guy Go ahead So yeah I just I said yes To this celebrity poker tournament thing And I went and, um, and I haven't played poker. I mean, I probably haven't sat and played poker in 20 years. I'm surprised you even knew how. Honestly, so am I.

I, I, I, I remember, but it's, it's fairly, you know, it's not really like that hard. Yeah. You, I might be like, wait, what beats what? But nine, I know. Yeah. I know. Roy flush at the top and then fucking, you know, uh, uh, so doesn't know, but yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and so, but, uh, I do know, I do know.

And so, but I do know. And so, but I sat down and I was like, oh, fuck, because isn't there like five card poker and seven card poker? Well, there's different versions of five card studs, seven card stuff, but you're playing Texas Hold'em. That's the main game that everyone plays. Okay. So I didn't, I don't know what I'm going to be playing. I sat down, I'm like, oh, fuck, I actually don't know which one I'm playing. Oh, wow.

Wow. That's hilarious. But then I figured it out. I was like, okay, I just use some of her cards for my hand. Yeah. The best five that you can make with the two you have in the whole, which is great. And so, anyway, um, I have. I haven't, I probably haven't played in, honestly, it's probably been 20 years.

I would guess over 20 years for you, yeah. So, and by the way, I mean at all, I don't mean on any regular basis. I mean, at all. I've never played on a regular basis. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a very not-you thing to do. Yeah, anyway.

Because it's a thing. Yeah, so I went and, uh, I did it. played, and I, out of 54 people, I got third place. So crazy. Now, that is crazy. Now, you got to understand a lot of those people don't know what they're doing. A lot of those people do, though. Some, yeah, a lot do. You know? So, so, but I realized halfway through, I'm like, oh, this is absolutely something I could for sure, uh, do, do well in here. But, but what happened was after the show or after the thing, it was five and a half hours long, right? Which is just entirely too long, right?

I mean, you'd be shocked at how long some of these things going on. Yeah, I know, you go overnight and shit. So I get, so this guy, you know, there's like a lot of people there. You're making connections. There's a photographer. There's a guy who's got a company. There's a guy who wants to work with doing a brand thing, whatever. So I'm talking to him and I give this guy, the guy says, well, what's your number?

I give him my number and says, all right, cool, got it. And then I realize I gave him a number. I gave him my last phone number. not my phone number on purpose no i just said my last number that i had 15 years ago what an idiot dude i don't even know i was surprised i even remembered the number i definitely don't remember my previous phone number okay so so then so then i i go oh my god wait hold on a second dude i actually gave you my number from 15 years ago i don't know why i said this to him yeah because i i i didn't not wanting him to have my number.

I just... Was he like... No, no, no. He was like, oh, that's weird. So anyway, I did it. So then after that, this other guy comes up to me, he's like, dude, I took some shots for tonight.

I was like, oh, yeah, he's like, yeah, I have an art show, this and that. And I was like, oh, I want to invite you to my art show. I was like, oh, cool, take my number. I did it again. I gave him my old number. Was this while you were playing poker? No, it was after.

I gave him my number and he goes, cool. And he goes, is this it? And it showed up green because it wasn't I message. and I'm like, oh, what? Do I just get it? Now I'm like, am I dying? Yeah, that's a dying thing. But then I was talking to Kristen,

and she was like, maybe it was because you never played poker and you were in a different part of your brain? Your brain's drained. That's crazy, dude. Something about focusing for five and a half hours on things to do with numbers. But that is so weird, dude. He probably thought you were lying to him. Well, yeah.

Well, then why would I fix it? Well, because you got caught. with the green thing oh oh oh oh make sure you text him say i wasn't lying no we've been texting oh okay cool yeah yeah i say did you think i was lying anyway dude this guy finished third out of 54 people and he hasn't played poker in over two decades fuck him okay uh i wonder what it would be like playing with actual pros how hard it would be they crush dude they just annihilate i mean every once in a while anybody any hand of course anybody is any hand at any time but like the

like I watched another shout out to poker at the lodge. I watch that all the time when I can't sleep. And it's just those guys are really so good. Wow, I should go. We should go. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, I've been talking to them about going. I've got to get down there.

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for some attention. So I have been posting, um, there's jobs. Um, and I just want to know what you guys think of that. And if I should stop. thanks cute uh well i think that you obviously know why you're doing it it's not like you're like lying to yourself you're being so yeah so i don't know like you really get what's going you're right oh yeah i was itching oh weird um i do that um you know what i don't i don't i don't i mean it depends on what your whole page is like dude if you do it every once in a while i sparingly okay or on your stories okay yeah but like if you're just whole page is showing how curvy you are or whatever then you're you're a you're a you're a ho and also

here's the thing uh about that i think um there are parts of instagram that counts as porn you do porn now if you're i don't think she's doing it but i'm saying like i don't know It's so weird that, like... Oh, I know what you're doing. We've, I guess, normalized, like, that kind of content on Instagram. There's so much of it. It's crazy. I mean, it's porn.

It's porn. It's... They're not showing nipples, but it's porn. Only because you can't, yeah. Yeah, they're just like, they'll be jiggling and stuff, and they'll be like, oh, no, you know what I mean? I do. I do. I do know exactly what you're actually. And it's like, dude, this is, this is porn.

You're a, you are a porn actress now. You're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a. You know what it is? You're producing pornographic content. Yeah. That's what it is. You're not a porn actress. Well, no, you're not.

Films are a thing. Okay, then. Movies or whatever. But like, you're not a model. No. So you're a, you do porn. You're doing pornographic material. You are.

Shorten it by you do porn. I don't think I can. You do porn material. You do porn. I'm done. You do porn is, here's why. The only reason why. I think doing porn, it's such an industry now.

Uh-huh. That, like, who, I don't know why I'm stuck on this one, but who's like a really famous porn star right now? Now? Oh, God, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I don't know names, but, oh, Riley Reid, right? Riley Reid was one of the biggest that I knew, that I didn't know about. Yeah, so let's, but like that person does porn.

Yeah, but she did. I don't know if she does anymore. Okay, maybe she does. I have no idea. Like, that is someone who was or is in the porn industry that do porn. Do or did porn. These people on Instagram, it's like they think they're walking a line. Yeah.

Just like, maybe I have an only fan, but that's just for private subscribers. Right, right, right. No, dude, like what you're doing, believe me when I say this, because I actually know women who have caught their husbands in bed, wank in a tank, and two, just the jiggly bouncing boobotangs on Instagram. It's hilarious. Like, under the covers, trying to get away with it. Oh, really? Yeah. This one woman in particular was telling me a story.

I was like, what did he do? And she was like, he's like, what do you mean? I'm on Instagram. I'm not doing anything. And she like saw him, wanking a tank in it. But what is your point? You're saying that that's, that's, that's, it's pornographic. Okay, okay, okay, yeah.

If you can wank in a tank and you're cranked to something, then it is pornographic. Right. Well. Unless you just have a weird fetish for like, women on horses or something, you know? Yeah, true. Yeah. Women on horses, huh? But yeah, no, I do, yeah, it's so, and by the way, like, I, I, if you want to do porn and as a business and, like, whatever, like, I, you know, I don't know, like, I remember now, Bradley Reed got married. She has a kid now. And, like, people are, like, letting her have it online. And they're just like, imagine you grow up. It's like, dude, let people live, let people grow, let people do their thing. People commenting, you mean? Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, but. But, but. But.

But like to, but there's something worse about thinking you're not doing it, but still doing it. Not like you're taking dicks left and right, but like. I get what you're saying. Yeah. Tricking yourself into believing. It's like, dude, don't, yeah, you don't, don't say you don't put out pornographic, whatever you want to say. You're not, you know, don't, don't, you're not a model, dude. Or you're a model, but you're a porn model.

Right. That's more like what it is. It's like porn modeling or something. It's like this weird new thing because of these apps. It is weird. But there's so much of it. There is so, so much of it. And it's just like literally.

It's literally just women like this, just like this. Yeah, I know. It's like the least amount of stuff just barely covering the nipple. And it's just like, that's it. You know, and I'll watch it. It's just like, fuck, dude. Then my algorithm is fucked. Well, that is the problem.

You watch one. It's like your whole explore page is just like, it is weird, dude. 20,000 of them. And you know why? Because that's what guys who watch them want to watch. Like the woman I know whose husband was wanking and a tanking it to the jiggle. Wanking and a tanking it.

A will smith rap. Oh, God. Wankin and tanking it to the jiggle. Wow. The wild wild, the wild, wild pussy. You know. I knew he was going to laugh at that. The wild wild, wild pussy.

Such a thing you laugh at. Wow. Waking and taking it to the jiggle The Wild Wild Pussy Was the other guy Robert Klein in it? No, not Robert Klein What's the other guy?

Robert Klein Kevin Klein Kevin Klein He's made up a guy The Wild Wild Wild Pussy He's in the movie Wow Wals is kind of a legendary movie now It's like the only major Hollywood steampunk movie

It's the Wild Wild Wild Wild Clit You know? Is it really, Matt? Yeah Oh The guy who produced it Fuck this wife It's really mad

You think it's a legendary movie I don't think of It's ironic of course But like it is If you watch a little bit of it You're like This is legitimately a steampunk Oh yeah you know it definitely is weird

Oh I'm gonna watch it It's weirdly steampunk Oh dude yeah I mean it's terrible Kenneth Brown is in it The jiggle The jiggle and the wank and tag The wild wild clit

The wild wild clit You know I heard about Kevin Klein is that he's got a big head Oh Like not like ego The big big head You know who told me that I'll give you one guess

Will Smith The spider From the end of the Wild Wild West Nah an idiot What Mom obviously Well mom says Mom is not

Not Her eyes are fucking A reliable source It's like her eyes Are like a fun house mirror Dude she'll be like Oh you know he's 5 too And you're like

Really? and then you'll see the person. She's talking about one day and you're like, oh, he's just 5-9 or 5-10. Right, right, right, right, right. So somebody, she'll say somebody has a big tongue and you're like, how'd you even notice? Oh, if you're into shrimp boats, sure.

Yeah, right, yeah. You're just like, what? Yeah. For real. So I don't, if mom says someone's short, I do not buy it. So she says someone has a big head. What do you think about the big head?

Do you believe Kevin Klein is a big head if mom says so? He probably has a head that's like a nice head. You know, what, here's, how about this for a wrench, though? Dad right after. Corroborated it? Chimed in and said, he does have a big head. Oh, well, then, yeah, then it could be true. Oh, so you, okay.

That's probably true, then. Kevin, big head? Has a very large head, huh? Oh, wait, what the heck? So, Sean McGinley says that. Who's the guy from, uh, Sean McGinley's, isn't the, no, that's not him. Ah, Sean McGinley. Either stop or start scrolling.

Celebrities and large heads by Sean McGinley. Oh, my God, that's the greatest site ever. Well, it looks like it's an article. Celebrities and large heads. Oh, that's the greatest. This is my favorite website ever. The big, big head. Don't even know what it is, really.

It's Sean McGinley.com. You can't wear a hat. Dude, he used his name for that? Wait, wait, there it was. Kevin Klein, you scroll by it. All right. Kevin Klein, in parentheses, very large head, was originally going to play the star of the film I did with Tom Hanks.

Oh, whatever. Who cares? But he talked about, he says he has a big head. Look up Sean McKinley, who's that? Because I feel like I know who that is. It's, you know, it's weird. It's McGinley with the least amount of letters. The writer, he's got to be a direct, yeah, okay.

I don't know who that is. Nobody does. Look at the movies he's made. Two days. I, this is me talking. I know one of those movies. The Don Johnson. No, I don't know any of that.

The Buck Howard one. I think that's Malk, right? Yes. I don't know any of those. those, wow, that's amazing. Malk, you know? My boy Malk. My boy Malk has a cameo in Jennifer 8.

Dude, Emily Blunt is in that. Emily Blunt, wait, Tom Hanks is in that? Okay, but my boy, my boy Malk has a cameo in the movie Jennifer 8, which Jennifer Jason Lee and Andy Garcia. Yeah, I know. It's a sick movie, right? Right. Crazy serial camera movie back when you could do like really dark stuff in the 90s.

Plays, like, he's in it for like three minutes and for no good reason has like a really bad cold. Interrogating Andy Garcia. He told me this. And he's just like wiping his nose, like the whole, just a choice. I wonder if he had a cold or not. I know. It made me wonder. Emily Blunt, what is this movie with a lot of people in?

I never heard of it. It's a great Buck Howard, man. Emily Blunt is in that new movie that comes out with The Rock, how he's. The Smashing Machine? Yeah. And she looks fantastic, I think. Well, what do you mean? She's like, she's considered a beautiful woman, right?

Yes, but she's only getting better, I think. well look her up now you're really really really rich yeah i know i know now now you can actually it used to be the work wasn't up up to par but now you can actually do it i think you're i think the work is gonna is already starting to show on her look at this look at that no no no it it is starting to show it is starting to show but i think that's okay we've we've been oh my that's not good dude come on that picture that's bad is not so great but but you have to understand too sometimes it like sometimes it like settles and shit

well a lot of times dude I've seen pictures of like Debbie Moore when right after Nicole Kim in too yeah like sometimes she looks really bad but also the deal is don't go out if it's right right right right right

but you don't know though sometimes they just get to but anyway my point is we've been kind of normalized to see it first of all and second of all we also the work's gotten much better oh yeah well yeah

like fake asses used to look like fucking it looked like a disease right now it's like right right the wild wild ass right the wild wild back seat the wild wild wild back seat

worst song title ever the wild wild back seat about Rosa Parks I'm moving the wild wild wild back seat the wild wild back seat um

I ain't moving Nah, you know, like those T-shirts? Nah, quote Rosa Park, like she said, nah. Well, well, well, well. We learned a lot just now, didn't we, folks. Starring Angela Bassett, the Wild Wild Backseat. Wait, was the last submission the one about the first traps? Real quick, you do you, just don't be that thing we've been talking about.

But, like, if you want to post pictures and you're being sexy, I'm sure, here's the thing. If this is in your head already, like, you're probably doing it a fine amount. Right, right, right, right. So don't worry about it. You're newly single. You're trying to get some attention. You know that's what you're doing. Right, right, right, right.

Just do what you're doing. Probably. I'm sure it's fine. And then we look and it's fucking activation. We're not, you know what I mean? It's just the joke. We look and we go, oh, dude, okay, m bracka, cackackack, activation and splurt. You know, I don't mean to get this, you know?

No, no, no. That you always do it's this. I understand, but. Squirt. Oh, I see. okay yeah the dog just poked her head out anyway you do that the wild wild clit all right so close oh matt with chris big fan g2 fucking us nice uh i got a question for you that's how it looks like we fuck that guy probably close to two years ago and it bothered me so

much i've been to bane saying this in ever since then but that's how much this bothered me oh my god but uh i had these deer meat sticks in the fridge and one of my roommates walked over I got it off and started waving around there and thought it was hilarious and my other roommate was laughing his ass off too and I'm like, sat down you fat fuck and he's not fat but it really pissed me off like you don't

touch someone's food ever I mean it wasn't in a rapper or anything you don't touch somebody's food oh Tom of knowledge and I'm like you guys know that's wrong right and they're like no like that that's hilarious that's funny I'm like you you're dorks

that's not funny So I'm like clearly these two are wrong Like you don't do that So I asked my dad I'm like like this would have bothered you right Like that's wrong And he's like no Don't see an issue with it

So it's three against one now They're making me feel like I'm crazy How did they test a vote? I think you all are going to agree with me Like you do not do that Grab it in like last over there in the wrong I'm in the right correct Or am I in the wrong on this Okay hold on anyways let me know your thoughts

And Brian Cowan if you're listening this you suck he's not oh yeah he listens to it so wait pull up harry county junior and copycat put so what do you ask what do you what did what was the food and how did they hold it from what i understand it was a deer meat stick like like like is that like a slim gym kind of a thing or yeah but it wasn't in a rapper like yeah like it sounds like he either made his own or had purchased them in such a yeah it wasn't in a rapper he said no it wasn't it was okay so it's kind of like it's touching his food it was touching his food the guy picked it up and held it and was holding it like this and making fun yeah that's not right you don't touch

someone else's food i don't think not put your hands on anyone else's food you're bare dirty disgusting butt scratching hands well do not do that you're you're disgusting and you're rude if you do that i'm sorry i i i you're disgusting and you're rude came up twice you know what came up twice he he could be touching their wild wild back seat with that with their hands and then touching the fucking wild wild deer meat sticks you know what i mean glitching glitching but dude that is i i i want to give this guy his due this has been bothering for him for two years first of all that's crazy two years for this to bother you for two years but you are right so you can stop thinking about it now you are just right you don't touch food someone else is

eating tamakovic that doesn't belong to you damavitch with your own food you make whatever joke you want. That doesn't sucking belong to you. You don't, you just don't. It's like a, it's almost an unwritten rule. You just do not touch someone else's food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would, I would say that. Dude, I used to

have it, I, I've, I'm definitely more lenient about that now, but here's the thing. Some people have fucking disgusting hands and stuff. Everyone does. Whether they mean to or not. Their degrees. Yes. I'm just saying hands are hands. Yes, yes. But, however,

germ machines one time the horse UFC fighter the one time I was at in college for that one day yeah that one day

and there was a girl there I was eating a turkey sandwich and I was so happy I got it because it was a good deli I sat down I took one bite of my turkey sandwich she sat down next to me and she was sweet but she was always kind of annoying me and in my face

she was trying to get with you dude yeah probably pro tip pro tip she's trying to get with no it was not a pro tip just trust me no no i got you dude just trust me she was trying to get with you i i i've been there so and she sat down and she just goes and breathe all over my turkey sandwich and i directly picked it up and threw it in the trash all right well you're i know but she breathed crazy she shouldn't have breathed on it and i want to know i want i wanted her to understand that that's why i threw it away so i did it immediately and then she didn't say anything about it and i was so upset.

Dude, you're, you've come a long way. I have. If somebody did that now, I would just be like, you used to be so much worse. I know, I did. Well, also I'm on medication. Good for you. Also, the ProSac helps 80 milligrams.

ProSac, you know. ProSac, that's what I got under my fucking wild, wild deer stick. Yeah. The Wild Wild Deer Stick and Pro Sack. This guy needs to chill. It's been two years. it was a wrong thing they did but now it's time to move on

I think we can all agree on that yeah I mean it is that is weird three people look there's a difference between caring and knowing it's wrong like you can you cannot care but still know it's wrong

which is maybe what he should have asked right because it being you know like dude if someone touched my food I could be like yo that's disgusting don't do that but I don't care

and I still eat it. That's me, right? But, but, you know, so I think you need to distinguish between the two, and that is some super smart shit that I said. That's the weirdest submission I think we've ever had. It's interesting the two years thing is. I don't know if I'd say weirdest, but the two years specific. The two years thing is crazed.

Well, it's weird that somebody would do that in the first place. Like, that's not a funny thing. It's not funny at all. To pick up a deer stick in a fridge and and then pull it out and be like, hey, I got your food. It's not that weird. It is weird. It's just so crazy and not funny.

It's just like, what are you doing, you know? Yeah. To touch someone else's food with your bare hands is super common. I don't think it's right, but I don't think that's weird. Common? To do that? Friends? Yeah, yeah.

But with no wrapper on it? Yeah. I don't know. I think it's pretty common. Wrong. I'd be like, get your hands off my food. Get hands off my hand. that my hand get your hand off my hand

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Okay, man, that just got the thought. Actually, insane. When people were using abbreviation and then immediately follow it up with a word that is already in the abbreviation, like they'll say, I need to go to the ATM machine, and machine is already in there somewhere. And then they'll say the VMA Awards, when awards is there at the end, you're saying VMA Awards Awards. I hate it, pisses me off, makes me very angry. Is this something that everybody should be upset about, or am I just a... grumpy old man no that's uh they don't realize you're doing it i'm gonna break into your show in

daytona because i'm too poor to go and matt i would absolutely do the same thing for you if you ever did thanks good to know break amazing things that chris is doing okay love you guys goodbye bye um okay so hold on uh i like him yeah um uh go ahead uh this is more you thing this doesn't bother no it bothers me yeah i know it doesn't bother me that much i don't think you're crazy for bothering you but it just doesn't bother me it's just such a people's brains don't operate in that way it's like the abbreviation yeah i don't i don't know but it doesn't bother me yeah it's like saying oh yeah that's bs shit it is like saying that but it's but it doesn't bother me i don't know what to say no it bothers me and and you shouldn't do it and you should tell people when they do it you

should be like, yo, you know you're saying VMA awards and you're already saying the A and that is, that's highly bothersome. There's that option too. To some people. You could also let it not bother you like with, like I do. Yeah, but you, another option. Other stuff bothers me. Yeah, yeah.

I'm not saying, I'm not like some Zen master. No, no, no, I know. But I'm just saying like, things like that bother you all day long. Pretty much. but um no yeah yeah things like there are things like that where i don't that's all about oh i for some reason it bothers me and not you and then another thing will bother you and not me yeah yeah of course yeah this happens to be and i knew you did yeah yeah how uh i don't know i i maybe you've talked about it but yeah it just seems like such a thing that would bother you i i bro i that really bothers

me so i'm with you bro all right you guys two peas in a pod all right all right there go another one so happy what's up Dahlia brothers we had a quick question about doing favors for others um for example my friend lives right down the street he said he's going to the airport on friday at like 4 30 in the morning and the uber is like 50 dollars and he said if i wanted to take him he would give me the 50 bucks and i could take him and at first i was like yeah sure no problem and then my wife was saying don't do it for the money just say like yeah i'll take you no worries or don't do it at all right so then i don't really want to do it and the 50 bucks doesn't really make me want to do it anymore especially because it's so early um but do you ever take the money from friends do you do

favors is there a general rule i don't like what about if someone asks you to help them move can you just say no i don't want to help you move or if they're giving you like five hundred dollars or something does that matter or it's always if it's a friend it's a favor and they owe you one or what do you thing i think it's case by case but i think that i think that if you i don't i mean moving is crazy you got to hire movers everybody waking up at four is also insane you can't you can't it's crazy yeah um yeah that that's a hiring hireable thing if it's a hireable thing that you just hire someone to do it got you got to you got to stop you got to stop me no not you oh i'm just saying in general people like the favorite thing's tricky but

I think you got to be you got to people have to offer their help unless you're really in dire need of something I don't mean like I don't mean like if you're really in trouble sit on it and wait for something to offer help but like moving and needing a ride of the airport these are not dire situations

these are you get a fucking Uber or you hire movers I mean dude if it's the kind of thing where it's like dude I was going to get an Uber but I'll give you less money to do it do you want to do it? I don't know, man. It's so weird.

It's definitely case by case, and it depends on what your relationship is. But I don't, I would feel we're taking some, like, yeah, I would too. Like, if you were like, oh, it's, how about, like, you know, an Uber 75 bucks to go to the airport? Matt, I'll give you 50 bucks. Like, even if I was like, yes, and I took you,

and then you were like, here's your 50 bucks, I'd be like, I'm not, I can't take that from you. counting out the last five. Yeah, like, what do you do? Like, well, it's so weird. And 50, there's your 50. It'd be such a weird taking that from you. Like, I wouldn't, I don't know.

Burr. I mean. Fuck. It's just, it's just, if your friends ask you for favor, the answer is yes or no. If the answer is no, you accept it. And that's that. They don't want to do it. If the answer is yes, you accept it.

and, and accept it, don't be, like, weird about, like, oh, and all that shit. Just, like, it needs to be much more, like, fluid than all of this. Right. Because it is the whole thing, and it can, there can be weird, like, weirdnesses that build up. Weirdnesses.

Weirdnesses. Uh, that build up, and you don't want that. Just, like, take it to the airport or don't, you know? So when you ask you to move and they're going to pay you $500, you're a mover. You're not a buddy Because movers cost less Right

So like What I will say to that guy is though He's one of those guys That just has the tremendous amount of hair follicles All around his face Just everything Those guys are interesting

He also has the face That you ask him to do stuff For you He's got a favor face You're right Favorite face is what he's got You're right I think I have that

Oh Do you? I'm so hoping he has it No people No, either that Or people think I'm a pushover I get asked to do a lot of things And but I'll also just be like

No, I don't Then you're not a pushover You just literally negated exactly what you're saying You're saying people think that Oh oh I see what you're saying I don't think people I look like a pushover I mean how do you look like a pushover

The same way that guy looks like he's got favorite face You know Oh that's that fucking dip shit That's what they go Like Some mean you know Some mean spirit. Look at that dipshit.

Ask him. He's a pushover. Look at how the fucking corner of his mouth is going down. Oh, God. There's no explanation for any of this stuff, man. People just, yeah. You know? Okay.

Hold on. Okay. Going to end in tears. When do you guys ever have friends or family take you to the airport? No. The last time you moved, did you? How about that? When's the last time you had friends help you move?

Never. No. Never? I actually... I don't think so. I've never asked for it. I've had someone say, I'll come help. And I'm like, cool.

No, yeah. But I've never asked a friend to come help me move. I don't think... Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think ever. And if anyone ever asked me, I'd say, no fucking way. Move? No, that's...

That is just... You're saying if anybody asked you to help you... You to help them move? Yes. It's crazy. I mean, unless it was my kids... Like, a friend? dude? What are you? 40? No. Take

an extra day. Do it longer. I'm not going to... Yeah, I mean, that's the other thing. We're talking about age differences here, too. If you're like 24-year-old guys... It's different. It's different. Then, like, sure, ask your buddy to help you move. Because also, you're less likely to have enough... Any money at all, you know? Probably have less stuff. Also, if you're... Less stuff. Just don't even move if you're 40. Just fucking stay there. I mean, you know?

Oh, you help me move? What? Where? No, you're staying. What? Just fucking stay there. What if you can move to an apartment to a house, though? That's a big deal. Then it's not much to move. Then you do it.

The answer is still no. But then you do it. You got to pack up an apartment, go to a house. Lucky you, go. Agree. And you got money, so pay for it. Yeah, no, you don't ask somebody to help you move. If you're 40 and you move, period.

You're an asshole, dude. Don't move. Yeah. Just fucking. Day where you, what do you do? Why? Why? To be in a, what? To, for what? He's getting worked up, folks. To go to a, okay, if your circumstances change and you need to get into, you need to downsize, then fine, then moving is going to be easy. I mean, you got to take less shit. Chris, you have moved twice since you've been 40. And I've never asked anyone for help. Yeah, I mean, that.

But, I mean, we stopped talking about that. Now you're saying, Yeah, don't move. Don't move. Don't move. But you've done it twice. It was, I'm a shame. I, you know, I feel terrible.

Yeah, no, you don't ask somebody over 40 to help you move. If you're over 40, stay. That's the thing. You don't do that. So no. And I'm a shame. Except, you know, and I hope I never do it again. I hope I never have to.

I hope I never have to. All right. No, all right. Well, yeah, just say no to favors. Hey, fellas. What's on his head? A couple things. Doctor.

Doctor. Sorry that I look like I'm cosplaying vanilla ice or a teenage me and Ninja Turtle. I'm a nurse and I'm about to go into work, I promise. Nice. I believe. Following up on the guy who did the submission saying that he doesn't wear his outside clothes into his house. Oh, yeah. My wife and I also do that.

Really? than my wife simply because it's disgusting if you sit on a movie theater chair or if you're walking around a grocery store and other people's nasty shoes and sitting where other people's nasty asses have set on the same mission we got last time it's crazy theater chairs um and then your kids go to roll in your bed or you have a baby and they're crawling on the floor and they're getting everything for people's shoes on their hands and then kids put their fucking hands in their mouth no Dude, you got to live your life. Yeah, dude, it's not like people are just standing, jerking off over movie theater seats.

I do that, but I've done it, but... No, no, I'm saying, like, it's like, dude, it's jeans on fabric. Yeah. Okay, maybe somebody's sweeter than others. Maybe there's a bugger on one, but, like, dude, don't live your life like that. That's the thing. You can't live your life, like, just, like, so highly aware of what germs might be somewhere. Like, if you're in a room with someone coughing, different story.

Yeah. then like you know you want to get out of that room asap because especially if you've got a wife or kids it's even worse well also if you're going to go into a fucking surgery room like you know if you're going to go into the yeah right you know then i get it you want to put on your scrubs that are clean and yeah you're you as a nurse being keenly aware of this stuff makes total sense what i'm saying is chill because it might be going a little bit too far because you don't need to be so when you're going home i'm saying Like, you, at your house, like, what's the, what's the deal? What's the big deal? Like, just stop thinking about it so much. Like, yeah. It's probably hard to turn off that switch as a nurse and I get it. But, like, you know, got to live, dude.

I put, I put, uh, I put Calvin to bed last night. And he just was, dude, he was laying there and he just goes like this. Just right in my face. And I'm like, dude, you can't cough in people's faces. And he starts laughing and he's like, I was like, I don't care. Because I'm your dad. But, like, you got to learn. We were laughing.

It was fun. It was cute. You know? Well, I mean, we talk about good things, too. It was sweet. It was a sweet moment. Yeah, coffin. People still haven't learned that lesson.

So I agree. You need to teach people that lesson. I mean, he's five, but yeah. Well, yeah, sure. Right. I mean, you weren't, like, scolding him. No, no, no, no. So my point is.

I mean, he can't eat today. You got his hands tied behind his back. That. people are like that as adults in the world is what I'm saying and it's absolutely disgusting and I can't believe it

How do you Billy is two and a half now and how he'll just like You know He'll come to me And he'll like be like this Holding goldfish

And I'll be like Okay yeah Open him up And give it to him But then he'll go get another snack And I'll come out And he'll be like And I'll be like

Billy you can't have that Because he just had goldfish And he'll literally go He'll literally go like this Wow No no I'm not done Watch this is what he does Pete?

Like, please? Yeah. And I'm like, do you understand saying no to that is the hardest thing? Right. In the world? Well, yes, I believe they do. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're, without even realizing it, there's some manipulation.

Dude, I said no three times. Each time it goes like this. Pete? It obviously, he's done it in. In a row. Yeah. It was so cute. he's a genius

they're all little geniuses dude they all know they all know how to get you to do what they want you to do it's crazy and you know what it's not nefarious in any way whatsoever it's just like I want this oh that worked last time I'm gonna do it exactly like I did because I want it again right you know it's uh...

Everybody manipulates REM's original Everybody manipulates somehow Remember that video? Of course you don't. I mean, I know it, yeah. Oh, you do?

He's in a car and traffic and everybody stops and people are walking over the car. He's walking over the cars. It's cool. Yeah, so you told you. It's one of the greats. One of the great, great, great, great, great, great, great. One of the great, great, great, great, great, great, great great great.

Okay, next. Hi, boys. This is Shannon. Hi, Shannon. And he's my son, darling. Oh, hi. This is my daughter, Brin. She's a man and a half and he's almost.

Two months. Oh, they're close. Whoa. So I'm honing because I'm looking for some words of encouragement. As a mom of 2002, my husband works on a ship on a 10-week rotation, so he's away until October. Wow, wow. And we just moved into a new house. They're so cute.

So while these are amazing, wonderful things, I just can't help us feel overwhelmed a lot of the time. Gee, you don't say. You know, like I'm not doing enough sometimes. I have to, like, utilize screen time more than I'd like to. Yeah, right. I don't know. Just looking for some advice. Chris, you're a father too, so I know you'll have some words, and Matt, you're just a wise soul.

Oh. I love you guys very much. Never stop doing Lifeline, or I'll die. Oh, cute. Thank you. Say bye-bye. That's a so sweetheart. I could just tell by the.

the way that you are and I know this sounds like horseshit because I never met you obviously I don't know you um that I would bet money on the fact that you're definitely doing enough yeah like there's something you're just like very clearly a good mom the screen time thing I think every parent struggles with that and I think that like it's okay it's okay like when you are on the brink and you're like I need a bird You do, that is, consider screen time what that's for. Yeah, it's also, I think there's, yeah, it's like there's different things to watch. I know, I know screens in general is not a great thing, but, you know, it's like if you're putting cocoa melon on, you, you know, it's way worse than if you're putting, I don't know, it's something with an actual story, you know.

Along came a spider? Yeah, or, yeah, exactly. Or copycat, the movie copycat. No, but I just, Jennifer Wright. here's what I think though I actually think that having kids back to back like that although it's so hard if you want two kids it's the best way to do it

you get your life back after that bang bang yeah even though so so you're really you're really in it and it's not going to get you know when it comes to babies it's not going to get this harder harder than this um that's crazy what is she says she said two months and one and a half Yeah, so I mean, that's wild. Yeah, that is wild.

So, you know, I don't think, I don't think that, so just keep thinking, you know, definitely focus on the fact that you did it and, you know, if you're not going to have another one, which is, well, that's going to be wild. But, you know, you did it the right way and you, and a lot of people will be envious of that, not that that's what you do it for, but because you finally, you will get your freedom. because they'll both be able to play with each other they'll both be able to hang out

with each other they'll be able to keep each other busy you're in the thick of it as they say also about the overwhelm because your husband's gone 10 week rotations

10 weeks is a long time and it is a long time and it is completely normal to be overwhelmed by I mean anything that overwhelms you but the situation you're in that anyone would be like oh wow yes that sounds

very overwhelming. Ten weeks is a long time. So it, you know, it's, it's, even, even if your husband was around and just going to regular work and coming home, that's still, you're going to get overwhelmed all day, every day probably. Now, I'll tell you what, you know who's overwhelmed also? Your husband, he's on a fucking ship for 10 weeks. So it's like, that, that feeling is normal to have, you know, whether or not, you know, if you've got a life and you do, and it's just, it's okay. And, dude, it's like everybody identifies with that. And, you know, some people have it harder than others. It sounds like right now it's tough for you.

You know, it's beautiful, but it's tough for you because, you know. Yeah. You're doing hard stuff. Yeah. Some people say it's the hardest job in the world, man. Am I right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I mean, I think we talk to astrophysics, but yeah. That's probably a lot harder. Astrophysists, but yeah. Astrophysics. They do astrophysics, though. They do. But, yeah, astrophysists do astrophysics. That's true.

Rapping. Yeah. The wild, wild astrophysicist? Yeah, dude. I mean, I know you're probably a little tired. I know you're probably really, as you said, overwhelmed, but I'm sure you're doing a great job. And don't,

I think don't be hard on yourself because you start to be hard on yourself. The overwhelm comes quicker. The judgment comes quicker. Then maybe you open the door to guilt and shame. They're going to pick up on that, dude. And you don't want that. You don't want them exposed to that because that's not what you want them to be growing up feeling because they're going to feel what you feel in a way.

They're not like empaths necessarily, but they pick up on stuff that you don't realize they pick up on. So the easier you are on yourself, the better it is for them too. So just I think that's also important to keep in mind. All right. All right, there we go. By the way, have we done an hour?

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