Lifeline - 177. Must Be Nice

Episode Date: September 14, 2025

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It's just fantastic. I feel like, God, I love feeling. I love feeling good. Life's unraveling, dude. Feel about sucks, dude. Feeling bad sucks. You're talking about physically, talking about mentally,

talking about anything. Well, all of it, really. But I guess physical is mental. Mental is physical. You know, it's like... There's something about a certain kind of feeling bad that is gratifying, though. Oh, wow.

What? I'm not talking about mentally. Mentally feeling bad is always bad. There's no version of mental upstairs bad or emotional bad. Right, okay. It's only physical. Okay, okay.

That at least, that's okay. And I'm talking about the kinds of pain that's like this. Ready? Getting a tattoo. Oh. The tightening of braces when I was younger, I loved it. Oh, whoa.

You just clench your teeth and it hurts so bad, but it hurts so good. What's it? What is that? The teeth one, the gums thing is weird. What is that? It hurts, but you like it. Yeah, I know. What is going on, kids?

It's really odd. If any kids listen with braces, adults with braces. But it's not, it's not just kids. It's sometimes when you, I mean, you could do it now. You could just take a thing and poke it and it would feel that way. Interesting. I don't know what that is. It's, uh, it feels very good.

and bad it's pain and it's not and it's not sexual and it's it's I guess it's kind of like a massage like it kind of feels like that

oh the massages only kind of feel good but sometimes they hurt sometimes they hurt yeah but yeah that's it I thought you meant like it's gratifying sometimes when you feel bad like if you have a broken leg

because you know mentally you don't have to do anything that is not no no yeah remotely how I feel no I totally yeah I agree with what I agree that would be a nightmare Actually, yeah, nightmare, yeah.

Luckily, I've never broken a leg. Breaking a thing that is, like, essential is a truly mortifying thought. Like, terrifying, scary. When they broke the Berlin Wall, that was essential. Number one, Dutch Turley broke his neck, dude. First of all, Dutch Turley, the coolest name in the history of names. Pretty cool. Ended up becoming a Navy SEAL.

I know. How about that? In high school, broke his neck, ended up becoming a Navy SEAL. What do you think that says about toughness? Yeah. Hmm? Yeah. I have had surgery on my knee, you know, which is like...

I was there for it. I was there for it. Oh, yeah. Took you to it. Oh, yeah. Took you back. Oh, yeah. And it's just like, uh, that's bad enough.

So breaking your fucking leg. Neck. No, no, I know. I'm just saying breaking your leg. Oh, right, right. Yeah. Gotcha. Gotcha.

Gotcha. I mean, the worst one I had was my nose surgery that I, I think. Although then I could still walk around. So maybe not. The sinus surgery was, it's just in your head. you've had it, yeah? Or no? Yeah. Yeah. It's just weird. That, that, that, that, that, that one sucks. God, I wouldn't do, I don't think I'd do it again. Wait, what sucks so much about it for you? For me, I was getting so much relief. When? Starting when? No, immediately. Because remember, my story's different than you were saying. Yeah, no, no, I know that. Because I was sick forever. No, I know. And then when they went in, they found the source of why after every round of antibiotics I was ever. on they didn't even know it was there but they found it when they were inside my head and got rid of it right so then what was it it was an infection buried deep even an MRI

couldn't see the infection it was blah my sinus was so curvy and messed up that like you it was such a mess in there that they didn't really even know what they were going to get until they opened me out and why couldn't they why why what did they remove the infection like what do you do what do you do you want to hear it just It's disgusting. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They just scooped it out. It was a literal, like, I don't want to call it a goo because that would probably be wrong.

But, like, there was a pocket. When you get a sinus infection, you can literally see it in a certain kind of imaging where, like, it fills up. And it looks, like, it has like a yellowy color to it, obviously. And there was one, like, nook of my sinuses that just kept... getting infected and then the more it would get infected the more it would get infected because it was like becoming a home for this infection which is why then

the infection traveled down to my tonsils and toll and it was that that was the worst surgery in my life where I don't remember that one tonsill surgery as an adult after they attach the sides of your throat you're cooked dude it's just a nightmare it's the reason you get them out when you're kid

you don't have to yeah I did I had an I got my surgery and it didn't mine was for a different reason but like then I couldn't really breathe for another year and a half and I was like maybe kind of just didn't work

and then I went in and he's like you have an infection because I went in for my throat because I kept on yeah yeah and then I got in and he was like oh he gave me antibiotics and shit and it's so much better

like two years after that's so weird that you had one long infection that was so like mild you didn't even think to go yeah I mean look if I think back out and my nose hurt

but I just thought it was I literally thought I was like oh I fly all the time i'm just dry that's just what i thought i mean had i not ever been on airplanes i would have definitely went in sooner but i i just go every week so i'm like oh dude this is that that's pretty crazy actually it's weird too i used to hate flying i used to hate days like days where i fly i just felt like we're shot you know like i you can't do like i'm not going to wake up early workout i'm not going to work out after i get there i'm not going to eat right i'm not going to do any work

It's just, and so I just felt like it was, dude, I have grown to legitimately just, legitimately just love days where I can just sit on a fucking plane. Isn't that weird? Yeah, it's weird, but I think it makes sense at the same time. I made it so I like it. Don't you think your life happened though? Like life happened and things changed. And now I like- You changed and now sitting in a seat for a long period is a different experience than it was 10 years.

go say right i mean i mean yes is has to be maybe a little bit yeah maybe a little bit but i think more of it has to do with well yeah maybe a little bit yeah more of it i think more of it has to do yeah well yeah in the fact that i also feel like i've i already am a success i don't need to be moving around to try and do you know what i'm saying be moving around To try and produce Like you don't feel the need A footprint

Oh I see You know what I'm saying Gotcha Yeah I had to keep going With that sentence Too long didn't want to But you needed to Because you needed to make sense more

Did I? Did I? Yeah Do It ends after do Period And you said what More

What? A footprint Oh I was done with the sentence After due But it's all good Wow anyway

that's what I'm that's what I'm saying but whatever dude we both had infections in our noses we're all good and do you like flying I don't really have feelings about flying I do have feelings about

producer Chris saw oasis in what Scotland and now is seeing we'll have just seen oasis again in Los Angeles it's just too much yeah in Pasadena Pasadena at the Rose Bowl

Rose Bowl We're going to the Rose Bowl. Wait, what's that? Oh, yeah. So why would you go to see them in Scotland if you, if they were coming to Pasadena? Well, I was going to be in Scotland anyway. Oh, got it. Okay.

Because, you know. Right, yeah. I thought you're going to ask something else, which is why would you send them twice. Well, no, I understand why you'd see them. Why don't have that in me to see a band twice? That I would go to twice. Really? Any, maybe, yeah, Oasis, twice?

Really? I could see it. I don't think you would. I don't think I would, but I could see myself. I understand it completely. Yeah, yeah. Well, so, yeah, so I go to Scotland all the time because my fiancé is Scottish. She's got family there.

And I don't know, we, we back when the tickets went on sale, we just tried to get both. And then we wound up with both. Oh, yeah. And we were like, maybe going to sell them. We had such a good time in Scotland. Oh, all right. Well, that's cool. That's nice.

And it's, I mean, I was telling Matt before this show, it's so, they're so good now. That part's weird to me because usually bands, they get back together, they're like just there for the buck. They're better than ever. Yeah, right, right, right, right. They're better than ever. They're like, obviously having a lot of fun and the crowd is just so energetic. It's just like a really, really, really. How old are they? 60? No, no, no, no, no, they're up there, but they're not 60. They're maybe early 50s. I would guess 53 if I had to guess. It's just a riot.

It's fucking really, really fun. They've always been the most entertaining brothers on the planet to me. And, you know, there's something about their songs are, they write really good hits. You know, something about them is like really simplistic and like, musically not even all that fucking impressive. They're so good. Do they play married with children or they're just the hits? Love and marriage. Love and the marriage.

This is Liam with his arms behind his back, just with his bucket hat on. That's an institute. You can't disparage. And I tell you, brother. You can't have one without the other. God, I love a voice. What is my marriage?

Even their worse, even their lesser songs, love because it's just such a thing for me what do you like uh um you like uh oh wow that song marriage what is it oh what was the song you said marriage of kids married with kids that's a song they sing married children yes isn't it's not this frank sinatra's of course yeah i don't know of course not uh and it's frank it's not uh it's it's oasis i know and so um what about do you like six song though married with so you like uh do you like uh jeff buckley you know i mean not really he died with an accidental drowning okay sucks 30 years old would have been a huge such a donor would have been a huge huge huge would have been just the talent that guy had um i wanted to tell you

they they do this thing at their shows um for one song uh leum tells everybody what to do I'm wondering if it'll I think it'll work because now it's such a thing and I think if people if you've been following the Oasis thing you know that they're going to do this

so you're going to know what to do but one of the songs he asked everybody to turn around and face the other way for however long you want to and jump up and down when they start the song and so the whole fucking stadium

is not looking at the stage whoa they do that at Brian Kallen Show for a different reason is it a specific song or just a random song It's for cigarettes and alcohol. Oh, we got cigarettes.

Oh, we got alcohol. We're doing them both. Wow. So much worse. We're going to feel so bad tomorrow. So much worse. So much worse in the actual song. Well.

I don't know. Jump up and down. Everyone turn around, jump up and down. Alcohol and cigarettes. You better start a... You only smoke one of them. Start the submissions before I actually sing this. song, yeah, yeah. Matt and Chris, true Lifeline listener. I would not miss a single episode since you

guys first aired. Damn. Just some quick advice here. I'm getting married soon. I just got a new job that is pretty legit. Get to travel, work from home, stuff like that. Um, can do both, but yeah. The overall advice is I just got a lot of boys who are not jazz for me. Really good people. I think they have good spirit and merit, but when it comes to like accomplishments, uh, they don't really celebrate with me they kind of hit me with like the must be nice um what would you guys do what would you say um i appreciate it what's funny that's not what's up that's weird those aren't friends those are like they get new friends competition i don't know how serious they're doing it or how serious you are about this but that's if that's their overall demeanor when when it comes to

this that sucks a lot yeah you got to not you got have friends that are only like oh that's awesome Like, I mean, maybe if they see the bathe behind your back, they got to say that. But also, maybe they deep down think it's awesome, but still don't act like that. Don't act like, maybe they think it's like, oh, you know, it is good that he's doing the thing. But don't be like, must be nice.

You're such a fucking negative attitude. That sucks. But, um, I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I'm trying to think of like, I don't have any friends that would do that. I don't know. Must be nice.

no i mean maybe i do like if you know maybe if i mean if i sent a picture of me you know in my pool or something maybe somebody like must be nice but like you're that that's a luxury you're succeeding in life by getting a good job you're like must be nice like that's not even a way to fucking reason to say that it's like brushing your teeth must be nice you get fresh breath and clean mouth must be nice to get all that shit out of there after the day dude like what what the fuck weird weird uh weird uh weird you say must be nice you fucking supermodels not if you have a job right right yeah you know must be nice you got your dad loves you must be nice you're employed those people are miserable that's tough if that's what

they're doing i don't want you to lose your friends but like that that that's non that's non friend behavior i think is what we're trying to get out here uh and a non-friend response a corpse at a funeral just popping up must be nice you guys are all breathing um yeah that sucks man well if they're not happy for you we are congrats on the gonna get married soon yeah dude i am too and the new job that's why i say we you look too he looks too clean bro that guy what does that mean he wants him to be dirtier rough it up a little bit you know you look to kemped you know what I'm saying that guy yes that guy was Sean unkempt dude no yes how could that guy get more unkempt Sean unkempt you know I think actually Sean Kemp is the most entertaining

player in the image um Derek Yee locking out of high school I know this shit I'm a memorial memorial I'll always remember Derek he as the guy who said John Kemp was the most entertaining player in the NBA. When I was young, I used to have Chris come into my room, or even if I didn't want him to, Chris would come into my room. But oftentimes I would be like, come in like at night. And I would be in bed, and Chris would do an impression of every single person on his basketball team.

And yes, I did put basketball. He did, yeah, through a sophomore year, right? Yeah. Like who? Blair Schober, Robert Seastrum, Derek Y, Derek Y, Derek. I don't remember Rob Cain Rob Cain

I don't think I can do him I don't know I don't know if you did everybody I didn't do everybody I can't do everybody I'm only human But all right There were a lot of them

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Chris, big fan. Can we to watch you in Salt Lake City? Nice. Matt, I also love you, man. Love what you do. Guy, loves baseball so much. I'm just going to jump right to the chase. I love baseball.

How bitch is it when you speedwalk, whether that's... Someone's holding the door for you or you're like, oh, I'm going to be late. So you have to speedwalk to get there because I just did that. And I immediately thought, I look like a bitch. And you knew out of us. So I'm just wondering if you guys have the same thought or if it's just me. Thanks, guys. Played baseball when he was 12 and got so many home runs.

I will say that that is super bitch. There is a show. that I started watching. It came out in like 2004, 2003 on Netflix. It's like a five episode show

that, you know, Netflix does this thing about somebody died and then there's a fucking lieutenant that's trying to find it. It's foreign. Well, it's a scripted show.

Yes. Okay, okay. It's foreign. And it is so weird. They chose to have the lead character when he's like decompressing or like thinking about,

the ground. They chose to have him speedwalk. What does that mean, though? Like, that's how he works out. He's just and it's so weird that they'll cut to him speedwalking and he looks so bit. He looks like his Ventura. He's just like coming through right away running, you know? Dude, it's so weird.

The show's called Breakthrough. See if you can look up the guy's speedwalking in Breakthrough. Dude, it's really weird. When you say foreign, that can be anywhere? Where's it from? Like France or, you know, white. It's a European show. European, yeah. Yeah.

Breakthrough. There's the guy. There's the guy. Oh, oh, so it's based on real life. Maybe he really did speedwalk then. Oh, so he clicked on the wrong thing. Yeah, of course he did. A Facebook post by somebody who likes the Lakers, you know?

Right. That was a really bad thing to click on. Breakthrough, Netflix. He just writes breakthrough. Is Anthony here? He's remote typing. Yeah. Okay, well, whatever.

Nobody noticed it, but me, I'm fucking very, very observational on my brain. Nobody noticed it. Does he do it or not? He never did it. No, he does it all the time. But it's five episodes long, so he doesn't give you like. Of course, it's Scandinavian, you know? Yeah, yeah, he's Scandinavian.

No, it, uh, yeah, it is that guy, yeah. Peter Eggers? Yeah, yeah, it is. Peter Eggers Speedwalk? But he's older now. Well, that's everyone is, you know, after they've shot something. Yeah, so that was before that. Go, scroll up.

Scroll back up because we wanted you to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, then the AI mode, dude. You want to go to AI mode? Oh, dude, never mind, honestly. It doesn't, fuck this. He looks bitch, so I was trying to confirm it. But, yeah, speedwalking is bitch, dude. Speedwalking, like, my version of it, what I think of is, like, speedwalking, like, you're in a crosswalk, and you're, like, hurrying up, but you're, like, you're, like, you're indicating that you're aware that you should be hurrying up.

I'm talking about it as working out, though. Well, that's a crazy bitch thing. Well, no, it's fine to do if you're like a mom. It's not, I mean, you're, it's, for, that's one of those things that, like, you do if you're a woman. With a friend, you want to talk to him, right? Yeah, I guess. But, and if your friend is busy one day, you can, I guess you can still go do it alone. Sure, yeah, yeah.

If you're a guy doing it, unless you, I mean, you know, maybe it's good for your joy. You have bad joints or something, whatever. I don't know. Everything's good for you. Moving around, it's good for you. Speedwalking is going to be good for you as opposed to not doing speedwalking. So, but it's still Yeah, this is not what he's talking

I know, he's talking about just being in a hurry Yeah, you took it in the wrong place I know, I know I know and I It's like hurrying up walking when you're not running Starts talking about Netflix you know I went the wrong way Guy on some show

But it was bitch dude and I thought that it would be a thing I thought it would probably be online And it's not which is so stupid But I'm crazy observing and I think of things In different ways Think different like they should make one of me for the apple but it's like the apple mom but but it's just you know yeah it's bitch dude don't ever it's it's bitch because you're walking the speed you want to walk and then

something happens and it makes you change your who you are and walk faster than you need to or or faster because you need to and that's bitch because you're not being your true self next no it's a courtesy thing and it's like it's bitch because you're not actually even going faster. Really, not really, not demonstrably, not enough to make a difference. If you're going to do it, run. If you're not going to do it, don't do it. Don't do it. Okay, all right, let's go. I think you can't even run. Well, running is insane. No, sprint. You can't sprint tackle the person holding the door for you. Sprint, tackle the person holding the door. What's up, Chris and Matt? I'm going to get right to it. Shit, this might be stupid,

but I'm going to share it anyway. I had a dream last night and you guys were both in. Oh, hell yeah. I play in a band here in Canada. Oh, yeah. Seriously. and you got to do like media stuff you don't ever like interviews and stuff so I was in downtown Toronto and I knew I had to do this interview with this radio station or whatever and and I ran into you guys

for some reason and just talking to you guys and then I was like I want to hang out but I got to go to this interview and you guys are like well we'll come I was like let's go let's do it so we went to the interview and we're doing the interview

and it was going terrible because Chris would not stop talking and making jokes we'd shut up anyway um you got through it we get out and I'm angry I confront Chris

and we kind of get in a little back and forth and then I turn around and I look at Matt and he has shaved since the interview started anyway stupid but I thought I'd share

thanks guys that was because I was so bored while Chris was talking about whatever he was talking about no bro you're welcome we're probably gonna go fucking viral man I made some bit out of it but look

it's weird to think that we're people's dreams you know wow yeah that is weird um but at least it's his dreams i i will say that that was a good dream story and it was quick dreams telling someone about your dreams is so bad yeah that that was good that that was fine and it was nice but yeah no that was i i very much try to not tell people about my dreams i don't find it i don't find it interesting hearing about people's dreams do you it depends on who the person is yeah if it's like my girlfriend of like six years then yeah I'm interested you do but like if it's just some like guy I don't I could not possibly when Kristen tells me about her dreams or when anybody tells me about their dreams I'm

just like it didn't but it didn't happen so it's not interesting but but but no think of it in this context okay her brain made all of that up mm-hmm why uh that's interesting Because she was sleeping No, no She wouldn't done it Why that stuff The biggest idiot She's passed out

Yeah, I don't know man Dreams are You don't Kristen tells you her dream And you're not like Oh shit That's interesting I wonder what's

What's going on there Um You're not a human You're not a human That's cool man Nice No I'm not pounding to that Okay

I am a human and I think that honestly it's just don't tell me about your ears but if you do do it quick I think most people just take too long whatever it's fine people do indulge in the

absurdity of their own dream and you're like dude I have no concept of where anything like people like oh yeah I was you were there but it wasn't you and it was we were at school but it was not school and you're just like what was it dude what was it don't tell me what it wasn't

fucking Tell me everything your dreams or not. Poetry, dude. Wow. The most poetry. Tell me everything your dreams or not. That would be the banfews saying you'd be singing it. Actual Oasis line.

All right. All right. Next one. Hey guys. So whenever me and my partner are leaving home or coming home, if there are any neighbors out the front, we'll just give them a little wave, just a little friendly gesture, whatever. And at the end of our street, about 200 meters. There's a T-junction, and there's a house at the end of the T-junction, and there's often a young boy, teenager.

I'm not sure how old he is, and he's often at the end of the driveway. So we'll wave to him, and he'll wave back. Now, we'll do this if I'm by myself or my partner's by himself, whatever. And this went on for a while, and one morning I was by myself, and I waved, and he blew me a kiss back. I thought that was a bit weird. And so immediately I was like, I'm just not going to wave to this boy anymore. but then I felt pretty bad because I think it's important to note that this boy is in a wheelchair and he has a disability and it was just like a fun nice thing to do to wave to him and he would wave

back however I just felt really weird about the blowing the kiss thing and I just thought I don't know what to do when I see him next or I wave do I ignore him what I do and luckily I just didn't see him again for like a month. Oh. He just wasn't outside. Anyway, one morning, me and my partner are getting ready to leave the house and there's a ring at the doorbell. And my partner opens the door and it's the boy in the wheelchair with either his dad or his carer.

I'm not sure. Now, the boy obviously has some sort of speech impairment. So he couldn't exactly convey what he was trying to get out. But the carer or dad was doing a really good job at trying to figure out what he was trying to say. And essentially, he was trying to look for his friend or, um, something me or my partner I don't know and the caregiver was saying like is there a kid here is that you know have you got a kid here or something and we were like no no no well my

partner said there's no kids here there's no kids here I was hiding like at the bottom of the staircase I just froze I didn't know what to do I feel really bad about it now but I just didn't know what to do yeah and my partner essentially was just like no I'm so sorry like there's no one here sorry sorry sorry like we have to go sorry and shut the door and I felt sick about how just I just felt bad I just didn't know what to do I still don't know what to do. I don't know what to do now. I'm just like in shock.

My car was on the driveway. I've got a pretty distinct car. So he obviously just must have been able to get his car at a wheel up and down my street until he saw my car and was like, that house there. That's the one. So I don't know. I feel like that's crossing a line. I don't know what to do. What are interesting.

It's crossing a line. Well, here's the thing. First thing's first. You don't have to be scared. Because he's incapable of doing something. thing that could cause you harm well look at professor x and i'm going to move on from just skip over that i mean he you think he's just an old man but the whole thing in the world but it's just deeply unfortunate like that is just you know you're you're you're just being naturally nice to a neighbor

who clearly has some sort of disability of both body and mind and I know as one should do I mean why would you not wave if they wave bad like why would you not wait back rather if they were waving at you like you just you would do that to anybody disabled or not

yeah but like the kiss and then the absence for a month and then that it's so awkward and weird but why was the absence for a month the absence was because of him one has to imagine

yeah I mean she kept driving driving. Well, yeah, she didn't, like, hide him. That's what I'm saying. So, like, I think what you do is you, you get your husband to drive by, and every time your husband sees him, he blows him a kiss. Or have, have, the husband, you mean, you better go like this. Fuck, I don't know. Woo. Woo. Woo. Oh, fuck. Sir, get out of the car. Oh, fuck. You're going to have to give you a ticket. Let's say you walk the straight line along this meter. I really don't like that story

Yeah, it's an interesting, weird story I, there's no, it's Because you could, I guess, well, no, you could, it's safe to assume that he's talking about you when he comes over. Yeah. Yeah, no, I know, I know, I'm just saying. Yeah, of course.

And so was it the caretaker or the dad? I mean, it sounds like if you're going to do anything, have a conversation with the dad or the caretaker, I think that that is the thing. I think your partner, not you. Not you, not you, not you need to have a conversation with his caretaker. Yeah.

And just say, look, this is what happened. We have nothing against so-and-so, whatever his name is. But like it's... But it also... Whatever happened, it has turned into something that has become a little too awkward and uncomfortable for my partner. And I don't know how we want to work together on this. But, like, I think for the sake of...

both, really, both parties, I think it's best to figure something out where there's like, we all know what's going on, we all want to avoid it, we all are on the same page. Like, the caretaker will understand. Like, the caretaker is not going to be like,

you pieces of shit. How dare you not want to, like, blow kisses at my disabled child or whatever the fuck. Yeah. But, yeah, I just, I think that's more. than understandable and I think it unfortunately has gone to a point

where a conversation needs to be had yeah I mean yeah but I would I would definitely also be like he's not you're not you know after that you say just to be clear you're a kid or whatever the person you're taking care of is not

it's not like he's got superpowers right like it's not he's not a professor X guy and he doesn't have access to cerebrough to where he can you're saying you're you are asking well i would i would make sure i would say hey before i get into this i want to make sure that kid that teenager he only does regular stuff right it's not like he's you don't have a cerebral in your

would get the door slammed in your face so hard you know in your house right because i don't need basically the last thing i need in my life yeah well here's what i think i think that he doesn't have because if he did, he would definitely know where my wife was. She was just hiding behind the stairs. And I think the lore of Cerebro is you can connect to Cerebro and locate anybody in the planet. So I'm going to be safe to say that it's just you have a regular one. So what I want to know is, can he stop being weird to my wife? Oh, man, I don't like it.

Yeah, it's a weird thing. I don't like it. I'm sorry. That's the kind of situation. I had to Google what Cerebro was. I was on my phone. Ah, so you're an idiot. Cool, man.

Well, I know what Cerebro is. So that's not an idiot. You don't know what it is until now. Okay. Let's move on. Sure. Yeah. I'm in black and white.

From 1940. So, uh, submission is from 1912. Fully. February, 24. Why the fuck would he do it in black and white? I was out walking over my hair. Hair was a little bit longer and I was looking to get a haircut. Cut the front.

I understand why. I was walking down a crosswalk and a truck hit me. in the middle of the intersection. Whoa. And when I was pulled into the ambulance, I had on none other than this hoodie. Oh. Wow. That I pulled from the Grow or Die Tour, 2023, I think.

It was my favorite hoodie at the time. I was pretty salty about that. But they had to cut it open, and I've held onto it ever since. Wow. Wow. And I was just curious how I might repurpose it. Do you guys got any ideas? Oh, well, can you not wear it anymore?

I guess I don't know about that. I'll send you another one, though. Get his info. I'll send him another one. It's cut open. You know, they cut it open. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. But that's kind of cool you wear as a jacket now.

Oh, yeah, keep it, but send him a new one. Yeah, I send you a new one. Wow, that's crazy. Your hoodie saved his life, dude. Yeah. Yeah, it might have. Life rips. imagine dying in a life rips outfit

dude remember there was a there was a guy who robbed like either a bank or a store and he wore the life rips hoodie did you know about that? No. It's so funny.

What? He's a Christian Leia fan. Did you not know about this? I mean, I don't know if it'll come up on Google but it was like on some local news. They were like, man, robs, yada, and he went in and he had a life rips hoodie on. Are you serious?

It was so funny. It was years ago, but yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Was it an effing? Yeah, it might have been. Sounds familiar. Yeah.

What did he rob? Kansas City? For an 18-year-old believed to be... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's him. I think that this was it, yeah. There's video of him, too. He's got, like, he's got the Life Rips shirt on.

So many non-pictures. Yeah. All of the... Oh, okay. Oh, that's nice and fucking goddamn ads with, like, it's like, dude, you know... Oh, God damn. I mean, you know. Stop looking.

Just a burn victim. It was next. It's an ad for hospital? I don't know. Are we done? Is the ad over? Yeah. No, I just moved on.

It's fine. We're not going to find it. Oh my God, there it is. Wait, wait, says it. A white male approximately 6 to 6, 2, and around 200 pounds, bald, wearing a surgical mask, gray-hooded sweatshirt that said life rips in green letters enters the bank lobby and passed a note to a teller demanding money. Yeah. A weapon was inferred but never displayed.

The subject was given an undetermined amount of cash and left the premises on foot prior to officer arrival no employees or customers were injured during the incident and that's because life rips what if they said that that's crazy yeah that's wild damn it looks like it sounds like maybe he got away with it oh yeah i don't know the update of it all i knew is when it happened is that it on the left no all right well whatever anyway i posted i think i posted it obviously yeah but that's pretty wild well yeah so anyway don't rob any place after you get the new hoodie you got cut your hair but he was on his what's interesting

is he was on his way to get a haircut maybe he just never got one he was on his way to get a haircut because he got hit but no he was on he said in the story he was on his way to get a hair coat and I said good idea you should get another one and then he said that's probably why so get the front cut yeah he didn't get what is that what are you a poodle bro

I mean no no no no no style yeah a bad one it's a fucking TikTok thing now young guys got it I get it I'm out of the life You know, yeah, I get, I don't know, do women like that? I can't, that's, hey, hey, nobody likes that. Just fucking a tuft of hair in the front. You're not a poodle. It's odd.

I couldn't tell what it looked like on his head because it was black and white, which was weird, because it was an art. Look, I'm in black and white because I needed a haircut. I wasn't able to get there, get a hit by truck. What do I do? All right. Bus, bus. Hit by a bus. Either way, right?

No, truck is way different than bus. Either way. you get real, real fucked up. There's no worse. Bus is worse because it's bigger. What, dude? Truck, bus, car doesn't matter. A truck, I guess you're right.

I'm thinking to pick up a truck, but yeah, right. A fucking God, dude. Bloody out, mate. Okay, next. Glad you're safe, buddy. Yeah, same. Jeez, yeah, seriously. What's up, Madden, Chris?

So this October, me and my fiancé are having our first baby. And I think by default, I tend to talk. with the babies and animals with an Adam Sanders style baby voice and I'm just thinking about how long should you do that before it's get weird you know what I mean because you don't want to have your toddler growing up and me being like I don't think it's going to matter so yeah 25 years old how long should you talk baby talk with your baby as long as you feel like it and I would seeing you in Oslo

I'll be sitting next to the girl with a huge belly looking like she's ready to just pop one out okay see ya damn that's awesome good for you I don't think that you have to worry about that because I don't think you're... No but that's a fair question though I know but I'm answering him

honestly I don't think that he has to worry about that because you'll either get a sense as it happens yeah you don't have to wait when to stop And you're not going to, like, mess your kid up and your kid's only going to talk like that. He's Billy Madison for the rest of his life.

Want to go out? Want to go out sometime? How about about, hoo, baby, ooh, but in 12th grade. Yeah. I made the basketball team, folks. He's just fucking, it's an Adam Siddler movie. I can't believe I made it. Who!

I'm the sixth man. Do you guys, how do you talk to kids? Do you like... Oh, no, what's going on? What a fuck are you doing, mate? Do you talk to... In big demonstrative, like... I don't.

I go like this. Hi. I mean, they would like that, too. Like, kids like anything that isn't normal. I talk to Billy and Cal... Well, Billy, I still do like... Yeah, no, I'll do... Yeah, high-pitched, like, what the one?

Yeah, that's what you do. Yeah, and they laugh like hell, dude. My material kills. So, yeah, I... But, you know, I do. I do also talk to Calvin now, sometimes like a real person, too. Like, I'll just be like, well, you know, this is what it is. And that's what, you know, teaching him something.

He's going to be, well, yeah. Yeah, he's five. Yeah, he's five and a half. Yeah. So, uh, yeah. That's about around when you start talking normal, I think. Yeah. I'd say, you know.

So you got some time, dude. Kids not even here yet. You got at least six years to be, how badoo, do. But Calvin never babbled, though. He never had the stuff. Like, Billy does have it, like where I don't know. what he's saying so it's frustrating for him sometimes but calvin didn't have that when he started talking it was just like already talking so it was like uh it's different i talked to him a little

different maybe yeah well once you know billy's not two and a half or whatever you know that'll change yeah all right all right mate next what's up to lea brothers i'm listening to double wet and you guys are talking about cereal and i eat cereal with my toast and i dip it in the milk and the cereal and I eat it like a that's my spoon. Can you guys tell me if that's weird or normal? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard of that? Let me know. Thanks. I never heard of that. That is a freakishly strange thing to do. I've never heard of that. I don't know. It might taste fine, but that's just

the fuck did you? Never. Never heard of it. Never seen anybody do it. Never heard of anybody doing it. Never saw anybody do it naked or clothed. He's naked. How much does that guy look like, and I've seen him before, he's called in here a bunch of times. A bunch of times? Yeah. More than just last time. Really? Yes. And also, and also on Golden Hour. Oh, really? Yes. But what I want... He's got a lot of things to say. But what I want to know is that guy, for some reason when I imagine that guy, when he's done talking, I imagine him with complete black pupils. He looks like a guy that would be like a chrome person. Right, right, right, right, right. Fucking play it again.

He kind of... Okay, I get it, yeah. Dude, what... What's up to Leah Brothers? I'm listening to Devil Wet, and you guys are talking about cereal, and I eat cereal with my toast. Like a evil...

Yeah, an entity, an entity. The guy's a fucking entity, dude. You guys are fucking entity. Make it stop it. Stop it. And the guy's a fucking entity, and entities eat toast with milk, dude. And Cheerio.

Make it stop. He's on the screen. He's looking right at me with a Crois. You're telling me that guy doesn't look like he's a fucking entity. That's insane, bro. No, he looks like an entity. He's from... from the Underworld.

Anthrold? He's from his name. Oh, I am from the underworld. But yeah, so, but yeah, he looks like he's possessed and that's fine. You have a demonic being inside you and that's fine. Never inseminate any women or the Antichrist will be born. But, you know, it's fine.

You want to use toast and milk and cereal? It's all good. But never inseminate a woman. The world will be over, we know it? So it's all good. You know what I think? You know they made a sequel, or not made a sequel, but I were 11 sequel to Rosemary's baby.

seen it what what do you mean seen it the what the TV movie what do you mean you seen the sequel to Rosemary's baby they didn't make it into a thing did they come

they did they did they did they made one last year no that was a remake seen it okay the remake with like Zoe Saldana or something right on it was a TV movie seen it not Zoe Zaltana not answering me it's not Zoy Zaldana it's that girl from fucking Ozark

Fuck, I don't know anybody's name anymore, man. I know. Wagner or something. Wagner, okay. So Wagner is in the remake. I'm talking about a sequel book Ira Levin wrote. And Rosemary's baby grows up. And he's that guy. And he's the toast with me. That's the guy. Exactly. That's the baby. No, and he goes in the lifeline. And then that's when the world ends.

So, no, what happens? No, it's just like, he is the Antichrist. And it's good? The book? I mean, it's like, not really. You read it? Yeah. Because I love Rosemary's baby. Same. But Ira Levin is like the dopest writer

So it was pretty good Ira 11 Ira 11 I feel like Just a Jewish robot Hello All right All right

Let me take a look Yeah Let me forensically take a look at your Dude I feel like I feel like Ira 11 What are you ordering? Oh awesome

Jerry's Famous Deli? I love Jerry's Famous Deli. Do those still exist? What will I have? Well, a dry sandwich. I'd love it dry. Ira 11. dude yeah it's done it's cooked there's no more jerry's famous jellies

so it would have to be a different arts arts is wild art delicatessen um so Ira 11 dude so uh

I think what is your what is your opinion on what's going on in Gaza I don't judge just curious um there's nothing more to say about fucking guy. Do you believe in the Zionism? Do you believe in Zionism? Um, not, I don't judge. I have no feelings. I'm a robot.

Anyway, what are you ordering from? Jerry's. I honestly don't even get it. Dry, please. Dude. That I get. Yeah. Jerry's famous deli with the dry. Dryest shit, fucking, I'm no wonder what Jewish people get. And then they want to know also whose side you're on when you're coming to, obviously. Not, dude, there's a lot of Jews on the side of Gaza, man.

I know. Didn't know. No, I do know, but he wants to know because he wants to process it because he's a robot. Because he's collecting data. Yes, just collecting data. Not judgmental. I have no affiliations. Anyway.

Anyway, you know. All right. Are you eating meat? Next one. Is it, I don't understand the dry sandwich thing. Well, it's just a very clear. Jewish delis... No, not all.

No, I know, but isn't it a Jewish deli thing that... No. It's a Jerry's... To me, it's a Jerry's thing. Oh, I thought it was a Jewish thing that the sandwiches come dry and you have to get the extra stuff. You get the mustard, you get the slaw.

They get messy, they get messy. No, no, no, but I... You're saying they come dry so you dress it though you want. Yeah, I didn't know that. That's what I thought. Maybe not, but either way, it's so... Jerry's sucked ass. Everyone acted like it didn't suck ass.

arts is amazing Arts is really amazing Yeah Anyway I thought if you order A turkey sandwich At a Jewish jelly They'll literally just put turkey on bread

So that you address it the way you want Yeah Unless you order a specific one That they have on the menu Because if you order a turkey sandwich It'll be lettuce, tomato, onion on it Or whatever the fuck But not at a Jewish jelly

That's what I thought That might be wrong I've never heard that You believe in Zionism So All right. So anyway, should the U.S. pull outs? So is, having sex, having sex.

Here we go. Hey, Matt and Chris. I need some of your advice. I'm going to the World Derby World Cup for Team Fuego Latino. Hell yeah, dude. But it is in Innsbruck, Austria. And I need advice on how to calm my nerves and my anxiety about leaving my daughters. My husband is traveling with me.

So my daughters are staying with my mom. And I'm sure everything's going to be good. But what is something that I can do to kind of like alleviate while also having a good time? It may sound silly, but like, I'm freaking out. Any and all advices are greatly appreciated. I actually don't. I love you. Bye.

That's really cool, by the way. But I also don't fucking know, dude. I don't know, bro. That is, it is too. Here's what I will say. I don't know how much you travel. I think that you'll probably be more anxious before you go than when you get there.

Yes, I agree. Okay, so I think that you can, don't worry about, I think you'll experience some relief. So bank that because I travel a lot. But man, I travel, you know, I'm fucking very well traveled. But no, but yeah, it's, it's, that is tough. You know, and if you don't, I don't know if you have a partner that is involved or not, If you do, that's great, obviously.

But if they're staying with your mom, well, maybe the dad works. I don't know. But stay with your mom, that's next best thing, you know? You seem young, so your mom's probably young. Yeah, yeah. That's true. You know. Yeah, I understand.

But the good thing is you're going to be busy when you're over there. And the other thing is you've got to remember as much as you obviously love your kids. That goes without saying. But, like, you also do need to have your own life, too. and this is like a crazy-ass cool thing that your kids are going to think is the shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is true. So, like, go and be like,

they're going to think this is so cool. Maybe they're too young now. Is it one kid or two kids? I don't even know, but... She said daughters and her son is going with her, I think. Oh. Pull up Roller Derby... Austria.

Championship. Roller Derby Championship. It's probably not always in Austria. Maybe it is. That's wild that she's on that team. brook that's crazy what is it what it's in innsbruck austria yeah uh is that where it's always held i don't know can you look at can you look at pictures of it did she say her team name no yeah yeah she said foiega latina or something like that yeah uh well wait hold oh you're you're pissing us off okay go to just look at oh he's pissing us off yeah yeah oh shit you know anthony so go to guys we all have different things we're trying to do when we're on a fucking website all right man

well you're doing the wrong ones it's all good god damn it that's fine that's all i that's all i just want to see it's okay what is roller d'b where they tackle each other and shit and to go spin around no i thought roller d'w was like those sick as hell like uh oh i guess i don't know yeah yeah oh really this is old this already happened yeah well okay but whatever. So anyway, that's, that's cool. I think that's cool. Roller Derby is such a like 70s thing, you know, or, anyway. Yeah. Well, anyway, it's cool, so. Yeah, could you just click a live stream? You know, he's hoping to see some roller derby. Oh, whoa. Man, that's one thing that is so, oh, that's such a good, that's so good for you to fucking

rollerblade or whatever. roller skate I want powerful legs the World Cup dude I want powerful legs it's the biggest well look at the attendance not the biggest

it means you know is there fighting it's the biggest event in the world for this yeah it's like hockey but not I don't think you actually fight though maybe you do I don't know

if only you were on a computer and you can Google it anyway it's all good anyway it's cool you're gonna be fine your daughters are gonna love you for it.

Yeah, that's awesome. Especially for a woman, dude. That's, like, so cool for your daughters to see that. Yeah, once you're on the other side of it, you're going to be so happy you did it. So just keep that in mind. Oh, you can't fight.

See? Even better. It is full contact. Right. Full contact with no fighting. So I was right. Like hockey, but with no fighting. So I was right.

So I know my effort. But fighting is allowed in hockey. Yeah, we know. That's why I said, like hockey, but no words. That's why he said all the words. Oh, got it got it. Oh, guy. He fucking only listens to half the sentence, dude.

I'm sorry Oh now I feel bad Made it real Was joking It was joking completely I made a real Um Hey man Chris

You guys rock Hey I just want to know real quick Isn't it so bitch When you're talking with somebody And they're talking You're like yeah Yeah yeah And you're just

Trucking car So right And you're trying to chase The straw Around the Around the cup Yeah It's no good

Yeah All right Thanks You're so drunk Also why do some people Do it so close Why do you leave film's so close dude i don't know why people do what they do man i can't answer that for you just uh

isn't it so bitch he's a straw i i think i don't know i is it is that bitch i don't know chasing a straw like you yeah it is it just a little bit at least a little bit okay yeah sure okay that's bitch and also that guy if that guy doesn't if that guy if that guy If that guy doesn't skateboard Well, obviously He's skateboarders and serves But if But if you were to look at

Somebody who's not white And say something Very Thing that you think is factual About them It would be racist No, not only if it was a stereotype If you saw

If that guy was black And submitted it And was like, oh, he saw Obviously he's skateboarders Nobody would be like That's fucking racist Right You'd be like, oh, he's scared of

water you'd be like oh that's racist because that's scared of dogs in water because that would be racist because that's a stereotype oh and it would just be racist but yeah right right if it's an asian guy oh yeah that guy I'm surprised he trying to come up with racist shit no I'm not saying I'm not racist but if you if it was an Asian guy it would be like you know oh fucking he just he just got out of kumon the fuck is kumon kumon oh the math thing is that tutoring place yeah he's learning about Yeah, he was doing extracurricular, extra credit stuff. Damn, Kuman is still around.

Bro, I'm current, okay? My shit is current. I don't fucking toss out some shit that's around 2004. Yeah. Where would you rather go? Kuman or Mathnasium. Methannasium? Mathnasium?

I guess Kuman. Well, no, I would go to Mathnasium because Kuman doesn't even sound like it's for white people. But you said the Asians go to Kuzum. Yeah. So then they're the highest achieving group. So I would go to the Asians go. I thought it was four Asians. I thought it was four Asians. Oh, maybe. Then I wouldn't go to Asian. I'm Asian. It's probably not four Asians, but I think mostly the Asian culture is like, well, let's do extra stuff with learning and math. Then I would go to Kumon. So what I'm saying is if that guy had the video and he was like, hey, is it so bitch to do it? And he was Asian. I said, oh, he just got a Kumon and he fucking crashed before he even got there. Then it would be extremely racist. extremely racist yes right right okay stop acting like you're learning about it because you absolutely know that that would no yeah and i'm saying that that i'm not racist i'm trying to learn about what it is that we're all we're saying and that's how it is it would be like if he was

indian okay yeah and we're like oh it's a call you know he is is this part of his call center job you know wow you know well you know but but i wouldn't i wouldn't i wouldn't say that but if that was the thing right then it would be racist yeah you're getting it him all of them right because of you're racist. And you know they're right because you're racist. Should we do one more? How long has it been?

No, he's got a question. This is going to be good. Let's go. Let's have it. Whoop! Freeze! He comes to come in. Okay.

Do you ever rob a, god damn it, never mind. Do you ever, like if somebody cuts you off, then you go see who they are to see if you should be racist? Wait, that's, if you should be racist? No, no. know what yeah that that came out wrong i'm right i'm racist now no i i i yeah you'd be like i don't know if i know what i understand dude you know there's obviously a stereotype there's a stereotype oh you mean if to see if it's an asian person yes i never i've never once had that thought really yeah i didn't even know what he meant yeah i mean either uh ha ha ha ha ha i mean

uh i mean it's mostly it's probably it's probably more often a guy checking to see if it's a woman it's a sexist thing too to be like women can't drive you know and if it's an Asian woman I'm not saying anything but oh you're saying it now you know maybe you shouldn't be driving yourself to Kuman yeah I don't know about all this to be honest uh women are bad drivers no I don't think that but if you do that's fine but I've heard Asians are bad drivers way more than I've heard women are bedrovers. Really? As like a joke.

Well, yes. It is a more, right, sure, yes. But, yeah, okay, fine. Or as a stereotype. This could just be to see if it's an old person and you're like, you fucking old person. Yes. So it's not just about racism. I only do it.

No, I only do it to see if the person can kill me. Yeah. Then if they can't, I'm like, fuck you. Old? But if they can, I'm like. Right. I'm just saying if it's old Asian woman, you go like this. I just, I screen them for potential violence against me.

That's it. And then if you've made a judgment that you think it looks safe enough for you to be able to curse it then, then you do. And I give them the finger and everything. But if I deem them possible to shoot me or something, like the guy that pulled a gun on my brother, hey, dude, I have PTSD. Don't say it that's put shit. I remember that. If they look crazy, like they might pull a gun, then I'm not going to do shit. But if they're like just like some like regular dude, I'm going to be like, fuck you.

A regular dude Fuck you Yeah Yeah Guns Or like a soccer mom You know Fuck you

But if it's like Some crazy looking guy Like the guy that Basically the guy that pulled a gun On me and Chris looked like that And I shouldn't have I don't remember what it looked like I should have fucking

Fucking fucking known better To flick him off I don't think he looked Well yeah He was scary He was pretty nuts Yeah Well he was he was

What he was doing Was nuts from the jump So that's that would have been Your dead giveaway Not how he looked But he did look nuts too Did he? Yes dude

who was like hooking like barely fit in his seat hunched over I'll fuck him up he looked like that dude I'll fuck him up Goro that we went to fucking school with Goro from Mortal Kombat He had four arms But like twice as big

And no shirt Was Shang sung in the back seat? Exactly yes Oh my god dude Was he with fucking Ambison And bison I'm gonna kick that son of a bitch

And bison's a sword Dude Are you sure ballrog wasn't there Dude you know the remake is street fighter yeah and rambo no i didn't know that and a dude i know is in both of them um oh really both yeah he's playing rambo he's in both of them he's playing rambo and he's playing uh not rayu the other one can can can yeah what's his name is in uh street fighter uh andrew shaltz he plays uh i don't know i honestly don't even know the character that he's playing but it's supposedly like a

ancillary let not ancillary but like a character that was introduced later as a funny joke like they did a tongue in cheek in the video game and so they got a comedian to do it. Oh, dude, don't put Andrew Schultz in your movie. I mean, maybe you can do. I have no idea. I've never seen him act. I do. He can't. Oh, you see it? No. Oh, he can't act.

Come on, you don't know that. Yes, I do. Matt, why do you hate comedians, dude? Because, well, it's too late to get into it. We'll talk about another time. All right. We don't have enough time in this episode. All right. I don't have enough time in this episode. I don't you though so that kind of thanks yeah one of my brother so