Lifeline - 178. Livin’ Life Like It’s Gloomy, w/ Denny Love

Episode Date: September 21, 2025

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Runk Nobody wants to wait to see That's why the rewind shit is so brilliant Because you start with the shit to get their attention It works on me But that's not stand up though. No, I know. I know. It used to be built on like set up, set up, set up,

pay off at the end. Now you have to give the payoff up front. I'm not, I'm done giving you this for free. No, thank you for this advice. Are we starting? Okay, cool. Let's go. Oh, yeah, do like, make it like this, maybe. So it shoots to you. Oh, I'm not saying. Let me do my thing. There we go. Let me do my thing. All right, cool. You like that? Yeah.

To say, let me do my thing. You can your fucking thing like this, like this, like this, and then. okay don't well yeah yeah dude there we go all right yeah dude okay hi it's lifeline episode 178 it's sunday september 21st happy birthday to jason jason drullo and then also bill murray two guys that honestly i'd love to see in a movie together uh patreon dot com slash lifeline auditre there's 60 plus episodes including two full live shows go get on that and it's subscribe to our youtube also dude before i even introduce our guest host actually no you know what i should introduce our guest host Denny Love, who is, he's just like one of my best friends now at this point.

The future comedy as well. Okay, but I don't like when you say that. Throw it in there. I might agree with it. I do say it myself, but when you look at me in the eyes and say future comedy. You know what it is. I like when you say, because he brings me up on stage like this, he says, this is the future of comedy.

I'm the past. No, I don't say that part. And I say to myself every time I say, man, that's a real dude. No, but I don't say I'm the past. I say, I'm, I don't say anything, but I am the current. You feel it. I'm very current. You feel your light dimming and you're giving me my shine.

No, it's not that it's dimming, dude. It's that it's current. I'm going through peaks and valleys. And then you never, and you never know when the next moment were, you know, it's like, holy shit, Chris Delia is going to be on a billboard again. Yeah. And yes, you're the future. I do agree with that.

But you don't have to say I'm the past for you to be the future. You're in the valley. No, it's not even. it's not like it's not like I'm gonna say I'm agreeing with you no I know but I didn't say I was in a valley maybe I'm in a peak right now you don't even know it's just up it it it's like this but but what I'm saying is you are great I do bring you we go on the road together we do you kill changes my life you change my life I'll say that thank you but change my life you know it some let's put it this way you would have changed yours and you have you you have changed yours and then also you uh it would have happened I mean you're you're too good I changed your life too you should have made you did you did change my mom Yeah, I bought a friend. You've never had a friend before me. And I can tell it when we're around each other. I say he's never, he's never been this happy.

I'm happy with you, bro. You are a, whatever, you're positive a shit, and I love that. But here's the thing, though, you're very good. And here's what I like to do when I go on the road. I like to bring, oh, shit, look at this. What do you think, what do you think is that? Chris don't like when you got flavor. Yeah, it's annoying.

What flavor you think that is? That's a matcha, but I don't know what that thing is on the top. Cinnamon Dolce. Yes, of course it is. Cinnamon Dolce. You ain't never had cinnamon. And you definitely don't know what Dolce is. Dolce.

If you honestly asked me, I thought it was ice cream. But I know what cinnamon is, but I don't know what Dolce is. You want a sip, no, no, no, no. Danny, I've got something to tell you about your order. Oh, they fucked it up. This ain't Cinnamon Delce? Well, no, you do have cinnamon Dolce sprinkles. Oh, they fucked it up, dude.

What's the cold foam? Okay, so the cold foam, all three of the cold foam, all three of the cold phones that you asked for, they don't have. Horchata, lavender, or cinnamon dolce cold foam. Bullshit. That sounds very suss, dude. Wow. Okay, so I had to pick pecan cold foam.

I just went with something that I thought maybe you might like you. Now you're trying something, I'm sorry, but hey, maybe you'll like that. This is how you operate at life mind? Honestly, it's horses shit. I would have never sit for it. Because I've done another podcast. Yeah, I would have never sit for it. That's crazy.

He, he, he, here's, here's where he, here's where he fucked up. I'll tell you where he fucked up. Don't even ask you if you want anything. He fucked up doing that. He, because you are a looking at a menu ass motherfucker. You are a, what? This is you. Okay, this is you.

Okay. This is you. Hey, would you like something? You go, well, where are you going? And, and you go, oh, fuck, it's too hard. All right, we're going, we're going to get a coffee. But what, what coffee place? you looking at a man you asked

pamper me motherfucker you want to know can I tell you something? Yeah yeah yeah what's crazy is that I told him I said let me know where you going because I'll just get

from wherever Chris is going and he said I'm going to cough me I said I don't like coffee Oh dude I said I don't like they match This guy I don't like this guy This guy's if there's a thing

If you're talking to the person and you're getting the... This is him. That's everybody on earth beside you. And you all, he does this. You make it weird that, like, when I go to places, I want to pick the thing that suits me well. You get the same thing.

You limit your life. That's why you remain in the peak. You don't even know, you don't even, the valley. You don't even know where flavor could take you. You don't even know. Like a sentence. You don't understand, bro. Where flavor can take you.

Don't talk to me in commercials, bro. No, because you always stay. You just, you're like a sim, bro. You get the same thing every single time. You got the black coffee with way too much ice and Tabasco sauce that's there for no reason. Make it make sense. It's not weird that I like to try things. All right.

Well, look, dude, okay, fine. But I'm just, as soon as, as as Marco said, if you need anything, let me know. If you need anything, let me know, I literally on the text, I go like this. Oh, wow. All right I ain't doing it He fucked it up Pecan's good

Yeah white women know it's up But too Also then I I probably spent over a half an hour Trying to arrange this macho latte See But that's on you Bro

Yeah you know You could have done better It ain't that hard to get I know It ain't that hard to get So you Having this conversation Where you're having a hat

What this is a good life On it is amazing But but so this is the good life So good You got that look By the way Look at how much You're asking for it

Look it's right on the edge Of the fucking thing Dude, put it on the table. Look how big the table is. This is what he does to me on tour. You can't do nothing right around. I'd stop wearing cologne around. I walk in.

What did you tell me what you said about? You know, okay. So you walked in. No, no. You walked in, okay? And I go, you want to smell really good. And he said, yeah, I don't wear a cologne around you because, you know, when it's my own life, I got my own clothing. Yes.

But on tour, I don't wear it with you because you'll be like complaining and shit. Yes. Yes. Chris, bro. You know, like, the things that are weird to you just baffled. People that, have you told people you a little autistic? No, I don't know about that. How I feel.

I do feel like I could be, but I don't want to be like one of those people that's like, I'm autistic because everyone's saying that nowadays. You're the only person that I've ever met who I'm like 100%. You got that? You think I got that? Because, bro, it's like certain things that you don't like, just don't, like, you don't like nice sense. You would rather have everything in life neutral, simple, nothing with flair.

You don't like candles. No, no, no, no, no. You don't like, do we'll go to the gym and not wear headphones. You don't want no music playing. He wants complete silence. I do. Who works out to complete?

I have to, anytime we in the, this is like therapy. Every time we tour it, we don't listen to no music in the car. We just in these, we in these Uber's, We end these sprinter vans. We end these. And Chris will not play music.

I don't like it. And if we get on the OXCorp, let me get on OXCorp. Play a little Donnell Jones. Play a little. I have to go to myself. I know Chris will probably, if I play some Tupac. He won't be too mad. If you play Tupac low key, he'll see him in the back.

God, but if it's up to him, he'll be playing some fucking living my life like it's golden. Living my life like it's golden. Because it is gold. Dude, it's like, it's like, come on, man. You don't like joy. Dude, okay, so this is the thing, though, there is no, there is no cologne, there's only perfume. And when you put cologne on, congratulations, you're a woman. That's crazy, that's great.

That is a crazy take. So you don't think there are masculine scents. Haven't you? Yeah, yes, I do think. Describe my scent right now. Get in there. Honestly, flowery, perfumiy type scent, scent. You asked the wrong guy.

You asked the wrong guy. You don't smell any oak. No. Don't ever say that to me in my face, bro. Any, there are, you don't smell any smoky notes in there. Here's a deal. There are masculine scents. Yes.

And the masculine sense is men, is armpit hair. You about to say it's bullshit. Wow, I laugh so hard at that. I'm seeing stars. That's getting in the laugh. You about to say it's bullshit. Okay. Because you're limited, bro.

You're limited. You don't know flavor. You don't know sense. You don't live life like it's golden. You live life like it's gloomy, and I don't understand it. Living my life like it's gloomy. Dude. I would listen to that song.

Nah, bro. You live life weird. Sometimes we are on the road, and I'm like, I wonder how hard it is to be, honestly, on the road with me. But I think I actually besides all that stupid quirky shit, I'm pretty chill. You're the most chill headliner I've ever heard of them. I heard some horror stories from me. You'd be chill about everything, bro. which I almost think you too chill.

I think that sometimes you are so routine that you don't, like getting you to play pickleball was one of the hardest things we ever had to do, but one of the funnest things I ever seen you do. We had fun, yeah. Like when you go outside of yours, remember when you first got on a scooter? Yeah, that blew my mind. You were like, that ain't me. And then you got on it and you experienced so much joy. It was really fun.

And you get places quicker too. You see what I'm saying? and we just live in life we in these brand new cities together we, you gotta get out of your shelf take a sip of this No, no, no, no, no. Take a sip of this?

First of all, no, no, no, no, we don't do that. Live on camera. No, no, no, I don't want to do that, number one, number two, I was good. On the row, he always sipping my hill. No, that's not true, dude. On the row, you don't. No, that's not true.

You didn't try my Vietnamese coffee. Yeah, but, okay, well, I'll tell you what, I had to get a whole new one because you gave some to Mark, and there's no way I'm sipping after Mark. Shout out to Mark Hayes. he's a gremlin so so the reason why i bring somebody on the road is they are a good hang they uh kill on stage well mark well no no i'm i'm talking about you okay good hang they kill on

stage and and and and they work hard okay you have to have at least two wow but you've got three and and and and you're you're honestly uh i mean dude you remind me sometimes, like, I used to open for Joe Coy, and I used to be, I used to get off stage. Sometimes I'd be like, there's no way that he can follow that. Really? Yeah. And, and I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, but, but, and, and, but, but, but, you know, and I'm just, but, but, but, you're killing. And I go, this is why I like to bring you on the road, bro.

Makes me sharp. Yeah. But you also keep me, you keep me in a space where I'm like, damn, there's so many, like, how do you do it? Like, you actually make me frustrated because it's so hard to figure out, I'm like, how did this motherfucker do this every night? I watch you go on stage and you'll do 30, because you see people doing, like, crowd work. And then you're like, all right, this is. But then you see somebody at your level do crowdwork. And I'm like, damn, you make the shit that seems like a layup, not you doing the 360

windmill dunk. And I'm like, I thought I was good at comedy. And then you see like how far you can take comedy. I don't know if you felt like that watching Joe, if you saw like there's so many levels to comedy beyond just being funny. Like the way your brain, the biggest thing I learned from you was too, how. fully you are yourself on stage I feel like at times I'm

different versions of my inspirations but watching you I'm like that you make jokes that only you Yeah yeah yeah that that The more you do it the more that happens I always say the pot my podcast helped me do that much more specifically my solo podcast because I'm in I'm in a room with two dudes

And I'm just bombing for an hour So I'm like I better do what I think is funny Yeah so but yeah but you're But anyway you you you He comes on the road with me I got dates which he'll be in Tulsa

Springfield New Orleans Pensacola Florida you won't be with me in Europe but I'll be in Oslo Amsterdam Copenhagen

Gothenburg Dublin and a bunch of different places and then we will go to Waco, Texas which I know you've always wanted to go to and Midland Texas

and Syracuse Hamilton, Ontario Chicago Illinois go to chrysley dot com a bunch of different places and we'll be there and uh but yeah it's it's honestly uh it's cool having you fill in here for matt we have a guest shout out matt man matt's uh matt's uh busy and uh so well i thought it'd be fun to have you honestly

i was like you i was like oh that's just who i'd run it yeah this is so late i feel like it's been a long time coming it has been yeah you know sometimes i i don't i don't like to ask people to do shit you know what because because i think about me well and we'll get to the submissions but We think about me, I think about myself in that situation. I go, I don't like to do shit. But like, I'm like, dude, what are you doing tomorrow? And he's like, well, I got some at three. I got some at this.

I'm like, oh, you like doing shit. Yeah. So I'm like, oh. But you're, you're, you're, all of the shit you do, you've created. Like, you don't have to go nowhere. I got to, I'm still trying to build. You've created a spot where you can pull up whenever you want, kick it with your brother. Right.

And just laugh. That's right, right, right. But I, can I be honest with you? This is a revealing moment. Okay. I never watched LifeLine. Yeah, yeah. I came here.

I thought you was going to be interviewing me. Because you said, when you texted me about you, it was like, I really would love to talk to the future comedy. I didn't say that. So did you have more questions prepared? Well, no, I have zero questions prepared. You definitely know me and you know I have nothing prepared. But what I would, what I said was I. So it's not an interview type of thing.

No, no, no. What I said was, I need a guest host. Yeah. And Matt couldn't do it. And I'd love for you to do it. Oh, so is there anything you'd like to know about? Oh, well, yeah, I mean, I could ask you stuff, but it wasn't, it's not prepared, but I mean, I already have stuff that I would love to ask you probably.

But one of those things would be like, why do you smell different today than usually? And then I already asked you that on the way in. Yeah, you did. So I know that. You did ask that. And, uh, and that's it. Uh, but you're very, uh, you're a very, I thought it would be good having you on this

besides the fact that you're my homie I thought it would be very good having you on this because you're very positive. Yes. And you believe in the good in people. You're just a great. Dude, I'm not here to fucking blow you up. You're a great guy, okay?

And me... You're a bad guy. You bad guy. I just... You're a villain. Nah, well... You're a misunderstood. But you're...

You know when you watch the first... Joker movie. And he's like, I kind of get this guy. That's how I felt when I met you. I'm like, people think this guy is a villain because he got this, this crazy receding hairline. No, no, no, but people don't know. I don't really, though.

He's kind of got a weird smell about him. He walks kind of funny. I think I smell good. I think that's a record. He walks weird. And I'm like, but you got to get to know him. You got to get to know him. And I think over the years getting to know you.

I could understand because people call on to me and they're like Chris is a bitch and I say to myself they do really I don't see I don't think I don't see people saying

And I'm like mom And no no no No no I don't believe that Your mom is too sweet for that Yeah no my mom loves you Your mom is the best Okay so Yeah I thought you'd be good

Because you'd be positive And then I want to see What you say about Yeah I'm so interested So let's go Let's do the first submission Yeah

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Banking Account Manager You guys Pause First of all His face is out of control What's going on? Does somebody drag him? Chris

I know but this is what we do You can It looks like he got hit with a racquetball I'm just saying And that's fine But obviously he's going through something And so let's see what he's going through Have you ever had

Taking the cheese off of pizza? And then he makes it worse, dude He says to me You said we could do that It looks He looks cheeseless Look the guy honestly Looks like he's got an aura

So that's good That's nice And I'm just saying We know that women don't care about Stuff like that Is it dating Or we gotta wait to see I don't know

We'll say Being so bitch or whether I'm being sensible So I'm 5 foot 5 right My partner is 58 Something like that Nice We'll be getting married

At the heels She's up there right And I'm down here when I see people doing first dancers at their weddings I think when that's my turn I'm going to be like wrapped around her waist looking up at her like this while all the crowd's watching and I'm not sure if that's a bitch or if it would be more sub-bitch to veto the first dance from the wedding that's a great question of drastic height difference that's a great question should I suck it up just do the first dance around a ways or should we

change it, maybe not do the traditional loving first dance, or is it, again, is it so bitch to change it because of that I don't know. Let me know what you think. Well, so, so this is interesting because you're 5'2 because he, so obviously he's got... You don't even know about

this life. Let me get started. First of all, you focus on the wrong things. Number one should be folks' skincare. Number one. Number two, bruh, you're getting married. to this woman. Why are you still talking about?

First of all, you got a man up. You chose a woman that's taller than you. Nobody gives a fuck but you. That's weird that he cares about that. That is true. If you're getting a woman taller you and you decided to marry her, that is bitch made to be worried

about your first dance. Like, bro, I'm sure you've been to dinners where she's worn high heels and you've gone through, you've realized you're shorter than her. What is the issue? Yeah, true. Okay, but say, so say you, you know,

are dating you are dating someone who's 5-7 and she towers over you right and and you're like hell you know you don't say like babe run real got married right hard into the stance no but you might think but you might think uh what do you know you might think about that no so if so no all right that's good no i mean it doesn't matter it truly doesn't it's like what what is he she's already taller than you. Even if she wore flats, she's still taller than you. So what is the difference? If anything, man up and just enjoy that.

Like, that's kind of funny to look at. To me, if you're a short man who is still thinking about the fact that you're short, that's when you're bitch made. That's 100%. Well, okay, so there's a difference between, so like, I'd say the looks wise, the dancing thing might look more bitch. yeah right if you don't do it obviously it's not gonna look bitch because you're not gonna do it but that is way more bitch to not do it to not do it 100 so so you're right because dude look she doesn't

care women don't they care about a man's height but not not if you're fucking dope the guy's obviously cool yeah and she's marrying you bro yeah you're clearly dope and what does he think that people that are at the wedding aren't gonna know he's shorter right right right these are people that i'm sure family, friends. And if you got people in your life that make you feel bitch made for being shorter than your wife, you got the wrong people. No, I know 100%. And being tall ain't all that. There's a lot of tall people that I know that are really, they really like stupid. Most of them are really dumb. I see where this is going. Like anywhere above what is six two? Six two, yeah. Anything above six two. A lot of them, they lack up here. Yeah, I already knew it.

They lack up here. And I'm not even talking about chew. Thank you. I'm not even talking about. you but i will say that a lot of dudes that are over six two they do stand up right so so it's i it's me you it's saying me but i'm not saying you you're putting yourself and you're you're projecting yourself now what i'm saying it's like that clip did you see the tucker carlson clip with sam altman the guy who does the uh the guy who does the uh chat gpti or the open a i where he so this guy who created open a i he's worth two billion dollars he's got he's got a um his somebody died that was threatened to expose him. And they're saying it's suicide, but the facts look very weird.

And Tucker Carlson is like, so to the guy, he's like, so you, this looked very weird and you just, and what do you want to say about that? And the guy's like, yeah, well, it was suicide. And then Tucker Carlson was like, so you really think this was suicide. And he was like, well, yeah, he was a friend of mine. And, you know, and he was like, and they get to the point where Sam Altman says, you realize that this sounds like you're accusing me of killing. someone i'll send you the it's like a setup but the guy and tucker gross was like oh i'm not i'm not it's

like dude yes you are um anyway but uh yeah i i agree have you ever dated a woman taller than you i've i've been with a woman taller oh really yeah for sure well i'm maybe not taller now yeah 6 1 though crazy 6 1 you i guess you never have to deal yeah interesting huh it is uh i've been with women taller i mean i kind of i felt like a ball Yeah, I know, it is. Well, in a way, it is because you're like, look how, look, because people, being a shorter guy, people can see you and be like, okay, that guy's a shorter guy. But then if you have a dope woman, you go, oh, he's dope. That happened one time after a show. There was this girl who's interested in me. She was probably like six feet. She had on heels. So she looked tall as like Amazonian. And we lead a show. We walk into this hotel room. And as we're walking into this hotel room. And as we're walking. And then I see a table of like six or seven older black days. They're just playing cards. And I look over, I'm walking by.

And as I look over, they all like... That's hilarious, dude. You think that's because you're short or black? Because I'm short. But they were black? Yeah, we all was black. Everyone was black. Everyone's black.

And I think they were just like, look at this little dude. So it can be a powerful thing too, you know what I mean? And you were like... Yeah. That's because I'm dark. Let's go, Sreter. I don't like I'm just saying it may not

not went totally like that but you know a version of that so you want to go to the next submission or I don't like the voice you're doing everything else is cool I don't like the voice I don't talk like that you know what thank God you have a good voice though you do have a good voice yeah yeah you do you have a good voice and do people know that

about you know what dude honestly I'm going to be I'm going to be honest people tell me that all the time yeah but has a nice timber to it but i don't i don't i don't really accept that dude because why because singing is very hard it's a great profession that you know you need to be good at now look it's goofy if you ask me but like when people people singing is goofy it's kind of goofy if you think about it like what are you doing with your voice just say it singing is goofy it's a little goofy yeah sometimes i'm this is what i'm just stuff that that what do you singing is goofy well sometimes

I listen to a song and I'm just like dude where's this going can we just can you tell me what you mean you know what I'm saying then it's not a song think about I can't help falling in love with you by the time you're like

what what what you know you got to sit there wait for him to fucking draw out the vowels it's fine it's good I get it sounds nice but it's particularly weird when there's just somebody online doing like oh i'm a singer now and then they just start singing to the camera and you're like you're not a singer but they think they are you know i'm saying we have a lot of social media people who do that i get what you saying yes so so what i'm saying is i don't i don't it's yes i can carry a tune

i've got some sort of timber but that's it there's between me and a singer in a person that can sing right you can sing you're not a singer i would appease your opinion if you were talking about dancing. I think dancing and just at its base level is stupid. Yes. It's fun to do. It's fun to watch. But dance, have you ever seen somebody crump? To turn the music

off and look at them too. Yeah, that that, that, have you ever seen that clip during the, during Black Lives Matter? There was a crump protest with the dudes crumping across from the police. That's when I'm like, okay. And the cops just like,

I don't know. That's what I'm like, oh, but singing can move you no it yes it can it it definitely can yes uh and take that back but i but i but i but i but i but i but i can't but i but i can't but i'm not the guy who moves you're singing right so so so so and so you know what it's like when someone's funny and they think they can do stand up it's like bro yeah you don't have a clue there's levels you know there's levels um yeah that's pretty much what i mean when i say that understood no understood uh you want to do another one let's do another one so boys on the way to a call right now in the ambulance um i was just watching the podcast and you were talking about running um i was at a concert

the other night and um i sprinted from my seat to my car because it was like half a mile maybe and there were so many people walking out and I passed everyone and I was first out of the parking lot and I mean I heard people commenting oh he's running oh look he runs well I don't give a fuck I was out of the parking lot so fast

there you go so would you run in that circumstance? That's great bro I would never run for food or like at a theme park for like I would never run for some shit like that but to get out of the parking lot after a concert yeah what do you guys think that that's a first of all this guy's great how he's presenting this he's in an ambulance on a call

i know somebody's dying somebody's literally outside like and he's just like do you like running inside so that was insane yeah yeah that was insane i hadn't been able to recover after he said that i'm like wait what yeah also how about this he's in the business of saving people's lives and he's talking about i don't run unless i got to get to my car that's insane No hurry. This is a bad guy you do not want to not hurry. Just comfortable. Yeah.

And what is he talking about? Well, what he's saying is running to get... When a concert gets out, you're going to be stuck for fucking 40 minutes. Yeah. I eat that. I don't care. Yeah, of course. It's like, whatever.

That's the cost to play. Exactly. You can either get frustrated or you can just be like, this is going to be annoying. Let's just chill. It's going to be fine. and, you know, with each other. He wants to beat all that, which is hilarious because he was either alone

or with somebody and like, you got to run or I'm fucking going. Come on, man. Or he, or he, I drive separate because I run at the end. Yeah, that's insane. So, uh, that's okay to run. You just better own it. But also, that's, uh,

that's really funny to think of a guy running so hard. Because that's also, it is jarring and shy. if I just saw some random white man just running in the parking lot. That could cause hysteria. What's that? Is it Cedric the entertainer when he was like, when you see white people running? You start running? Yeah, bro, it's like human survival instincts.

I think that would be really, that would be shocking to see. And it's also, bro, why don't you just leave five minutes early? Oh, true. What time did, like if you left five minutes early? It's a concert. It's not like it's a fucking. Like, why would you, you could not run and just leave five minutes early and make it to your car at the exact same time? And still, honestly, hear the concert the whole way.

I don't understand. But then you'd miss the last song. No, no, no, no, no. But you, not if you, I mean, not by the time you fucking are walking out. Maybe you walk backwards, you're watching it. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I don't know.

And you're just fucking, because I'm six feet from the ears and I'm thinking, p'am! And you fucking. maybe that's me when you're out and everyone else is like oh fuck we're stuck now exactly that exactly that

yeah so I get it and the last song usually people do some talking after they might thank you everybody for coming you could leave just right at the end part you know what I do and this is like

I think this is like top notch is fucking stay even longer stay longer let everybody go then just be like fucking the last guy

you just do whatever you want you leisurely walk to your car that's the shit bro I do that I do that so you stay after the credits dude my dad when we would go to the movies and I was a kid

my dad would watch them we would watch the movie and everyone would leave and he would be like this and just and just You know, like, you know, did you know that like there's like three or four songs on the credits? Yeah, it's like, there's the ending song and then the credits happen.

And then there's like, it'll go out and then another one will come up. And then it'll go out. It's like, and we'll know you've been there too long after the first song. Yeah. That's crazy. And it's a lot of times it's just the score of the music, of the movie too. You're like, what the fuck? It's just like, you know, you know.

And my dad would just sit there and watch and read. The, who did the fucking jobs? What? Yeah. Granted, he is in the business. However. And y'all just sitting there. No snacks.

I'm going to ask him because I don't know why he would, he used to do that. Yeah, that doesn't really, that is kind of bizarre. But I get it because he made you. Yeah. That's how I get that way. That makes sense to me. And also, you hate how early we go to the airport. My dad, bro, my dad.

I have to unlearn that. I'm getting a little better at it. But just the other day, I was like, let's go to the later. Also, you have, you have clear, you have pre-check, you typically fly first. You could pull up to the airport 20 minutes before they board and be good to go. That sounds crazy. You know you could do that. In some airports.

Most airports, even LAX, if you get there 20 minutes before boarding, if you don't have to check a bag. It's pretty dope when you can do that. but is that just a you've also never missed a flight so why do you worry that's why I'll never miss a flight bro that ain't me nah never me never that

what happens when you got your with Kristen she's probably not like that oh what happens anger oh dude what happens is a lot of thoughts like this I can't say anything

because I don't fucking ruin the day so just fucking clap back and won't be in big argument And so I guess I got just going to fucking worry about being late. Cool. And then it rose into cancer at some point, probably later, heart attack. Dude, when I'm 64, just one day I'm just going to be like, oh, no, I'm going to be like, oh, no, I'm going to be like, it was the flight stress. That's crazy.

That would be insane four years from now. I wish you could know exactly, you know, because like you can get killed by stress, like heart attack, fucking high blood pressure. I wish you could know. I wish, I wish, and maybe one day they will be able to, they could chart out what it was that gave you the stress. Bro, you know, these women would feel so bad. No, they wasn't. Oh, you're right!

No, they would not. Bro, you're right. They would gas like to sit out of that situation. There's no. You're right. There's just no way. And who's the study from a man? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep.

How do you, well, how do you navigate? You're so right, God. How do you navigate trying to tell Kristen to be, Because I'm dealing with this now with my girl. I will tell her exactly when we need to leave. And even 10, 20 minutes before, be like, hey, baby, we got to leave at this time. And then she'll undoubtedly be late.

And to be upset and be like, you were rushing me. And I'm like... In no world is it rushing if I give you a game plan. The exact time leaving and the lead up. Just so you don't feel rushes. Hey, babe. got 20 minutes. Hey, we got 10. Yeah. I mean, I talk, so you're, you're talking about also, I've been with her for a while. You're in a relatively new relationship, but this is not

uncommon for a guy to talk about that. Like, this is something that men and women are like, yeah, I got my wife, me. Yeah. So what, what I, dude, I one time said the time, I give it like 15 minutes early right oh to to offshoot yeah if we have to be there at fucking if we have to leave at seven i say oh six six 30 we got to leave right or six 45 and uh one smart one time the first time i did that she go she we get in the car and she was like i don't know how she caught it but she was like did you say that we needed to leave 15 30 minutes early because you know i'm like late a lot yeah uh and i don't tell me you know i i don't remember what i said But what I do remember is she was offended at that.

Oh, my. What? Yeah. Yeah. She goes, I don't know, because it's a lie, I guess. So. Is she saying she could have used the extra time? Or she felt betrayed that you, like, tricked her?

I think that was the trick, I think, yeah. And then I go, okay, I won't do it anymore. And so I didn't do it anymore. And it was just, like, massively late all the time. And so I'm like, oh, no, you know what? I'm just going to say, we're going to. to leave it this time i'm not lying but i'm saying this is the time we're going to leave at and so she knows and we're we never we never leave at that time we never leave at that time

dude we'll go to shit for her and i'm like you already ready we look bad you know and she's like she'll get it and i'm like but the fucking i got to meet the guy i got to meet the boyfriend you know so we're just we just get punked it's just that's the bitch may part is that we just have to be like you just got to eat that you know how they say that like it's a man's world it is but it's a it's a woman's world when it comes to socially yeah you know what I mean because every guy says this same thing like yeah I tell it just it don't really work I just get it just we just get in the car we get that that whole thing about you want to be happier you want to be right is just it's just so insanely true damn and I hate that I like to be right bro I like to be right

Right. Really? Yeah. You don't like to be right? No, I don't, I only care about being right when there, you, when there is not a clear cut answer. If there's a clear cut answer, I don't give a fuck if I'm wrong. Like if you want to, look, what was Frank Thomas's batting average and fucking, I don't,

there's a right answer. If I'm wrong, I don't give a shit. But if, if, but about music and about smelling and cologne, I want to be right about that. I don't want to convince, I want to convince you my way. I'm an insane person. Yeah, that is very true. Did you always not like that? always not like cologne did you always not like you only in high school i i tried it and just

what was it i like overwhelmed i liked it i used fahrenheit the fucking fahrenheit cologne smells awesome but here's the thing it's on you and then all day it's on you and then you're never not smelling it and then you go what i don't want to smell this all day and it was good it's nice to get a whiff yes you know you're doing it for other people but then i'm like why am i doing this for other people and also I smell good. Nobody's ever been like, you smell bad. You don't smell good. Yeah, I do.

You don't smell good. You don't smell like anything. Water. Does water smell good? Water doesn't smell like anything. I smell good. I've had, I've had women. No, you have.

Okay. You don't even know what I'm going to say. I've had women tell me I smell good. Well, yes, I have had that, but that's not what I was going to say. I've had women stick to them. faces in my armpits and sniff really hard that's not because you smell good that's because women like the a pheromone that like a lot of women will be they like when you stink no and how are you going to give off your pheromone when you're in when you're fucking pushing oak and cotton candy down their

nostrils because it blends in with my natural pherom this guy's fucking crazy you don't know nothing about you don't know nothing about cologne science people that watch that are innocent, you know, it migrates into your skin. Oh, God. You don't know nothing about this type of thing. Why are you talking like you know about this stuff? Because you're looking at a man you ask, motherfucker. This is exactly what the, you do it.

In the mall, the Israelis like, you want to try? You go, you lean in. No, no, no, because every sin don't go with me. But you figure it out. But you don't even know what scent goes with you. You are deodorant? Yeah, we're deodorant. What is the difference?

That is a scent. the deodorant that doesn't that smells very little but that goes with you it goes with you right every deodorant you don't just put on any deodorant you probably get the same deodorant every time

degree no I actually don't why don't you get degree I get I get whatever I go to you know what to be honest whenever I have to get deodorant I go like this this sucks I got to wear deodorant and I look and I smell I go this one's not that offensive and I'll get that one I do not have one that I get

so me no no no no So you get a new deodorant every time? Pretty much. You get a new deodorant every time. Yeah, bro. What? I'm... You get a new body wash every time.

I don't... You're out of control right now. No, because you like, you have since you're... I do not. I do not use a body wash. But I'm going to blow your mind. I do not, and I never have in my life, used a lotion. And I won't.

I'm as dry as well. I need to be. Wait, what do you watch your body with? So, just bar or soap? Bars. That's bars. And yes, bar so. Just straight to the skin.

What? Yeah, bro. It's how I've always done it, bro. Suds. Sudge, crazy, Sudge. I look great. Just in the bull. all that straight hand I have a buddy who says who says yeah I I have body wash but I

always when I wash my butt I always have to wash my hands afterwards and then wash another body part I go nah I wash everything and I go I what you don't use a lufa you don't use a washcloth all that shit fuck all that shit fuck all that shit no No, dude. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's really good. It's really good and it's really, and I'm me. Are you, y'all, is, y'all like that too? Yeah.

No, well, okay. I use bar soap only, too. Yeah. No lufa. I don't think that's not crazy. Y'all just raw soap in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I, I mean, I've used lotion. What Chris is saying is crazy.

Well, no, because you, though, you could have crazy, too. You do the bar soap raw. Well, you know, well, hold on. Black people take care of themselves a lot more. But I don't want to make it a white thing, but y'all making it feel like that. Well, yeah, but I'm fine with that. Can I say, can I add something? Dude, my fiancé also only uses bar so.

Oh, wow. Is she a white? Yeah, but she's Scottish, though. Yeah. You too, bro? No. Nah, bro, look at him. You know he's got shit.

He's body wash. I use a lufa. Yeah. Crazy. Who taught you that? I just, I don't know. You don't exfoliate? How do you not put face lotion on?

If you answer this, incorrect, you about to piss me on. What do you use on your face? Bar soap. You're a heathen. You're a caveman. Bar soap, bro. Chris, you're 60. Nobody ever told you that there's a different.

different soap for your face and your body? Since when, bro? Since... Since... When? There's always been a different... 2001. Did you think skincare came out in the 2000s?

Bro, what I'm saying is they created something that we needed and now we think we need it. So you think your booty skin and your face skin is the same? No, I don't think that. So why would it be the same? Bro, my face is, is, is, I have got a clean face, man.

And I'm 45, dude. You could look 35 if you did skincare, bro. I want to look 35, bro. I want to look how I am. Yes, dude. Figured it out. You know, you ever see a, wow. You ever see a guy who's like 60 and he looks younger? That guy sucks, bro.

No. That guy's all like fucking. happy they look light they look why would you want to look i'm i work out i keep my bench press nice i'm fucking i use bar soap i i i do use deodorant even though i don't really want to because i'm not fucking donald glover i i i my my my my back is nice and big and i fucking and i eat pretty clean except for after 11 p m dude i'm i'm i'm that dude i'm that dude i'm there he is that's somebody who goes

when they see me that's what they say when they see you it's him I thought my middle name I honestly thought for a while my middle name my middle name

I thought was what the fuck it's him I thought that was my middle name nobody is there because they go what the fuck it's him and I go my name's Chris and I go

oh they're just surprised to see me his back so nice I I do I keep my back nice because I got a fucking workout.

It smells pretty good too, but it's subtle. There are certain things that I don't know why I even act surprised because this is so on par with your autism that I'm not shocked at all. You know what, dude? One soap is for everything. And you know what, dude? I don't, you know what? I'm going to fully say this.

I don't have autism. And I don't want to have autism, not because there's nothing wrong with having autism. You can have autism and you could. fucking thrive. Okay. But what I'm saying is the meanest of this is is all chosen, bro. This is because I want to be this way. It is not medical. Because of my brain is the way it is. It's because I looked at everything assessed it and I chose to be this way, dude. So you know skin care is a thing or you don't believe in skincare you think it's a hoax no i don't think it's a hoax i don't think it's a hoax so you know it's a thing that could be in the betterment of your face yeah but what i

think is what's it what what's the what's the matter of it what's the cost what's the reason for it to look nicer i keep my back nice i fucking my bench press is where it's at and and and and and and and the subtleness of my deodorant is the fucking baseline of deodorant so you You want people to care about your back size, but not your face. No, my back happy. That is your moneymaker. My back happens. Nobody has ever mentioned your back.

People look at your face on a daily basis, if not for you, for the viewers. Because sometimes, I'm going to be honest, sometimes I look at you and when we're on the road and I just say them. No, because I do. Sometimes I look at you on the road and I say. He needs some snail mucin. Yeah, I know, bro. You need some snail mucin, bro. I don't even say snail mucin.

You need, you need Korean skin care. You need it, bro. Sometimes you look haggard. Yeah, but that's, I'm okay with that, bro. I really am. And honestly, sometimes you see me when we have only gotten three and a half hours of sleep, bro. Our flights are early. Well.

Come on, bro. I see you. I look at you a lot. You're 32? bro when you're 45 let's talk I'm gonna look you're not supposed to just look your age I'm not when I get

when I get 45 how old do you think I'm gonna look 43 no that's cap oh that's cap that's cap because snail mucer won't allow it oh god this guy I have an exfoliation glove oh this me imagine

imagine having a exfoliating glove in your shower and I know you're living my life like it's golden 100% this is crazy this is crazy bro

speaker set up arm be playing have a mood like you don't look for you to be as as rich as you are you don't know true wealth you don't know

luxury you don't know pampering what what things do you do to make yourself feel like good working out really is all this

but that's not nothing you like I'm talking about Spending some money on making yourself. You wear nice clothes and stuff, but you put them on an unclean body. No, I am clean. You don't even scrub. You just remove, you just removing dirt.

You got to get in there, bro. Have you ever used one of those facial pads to see how dirty your face really is? Maybe. You don't know, because you don't scrub. You got a scrub, bro. There's layers of dead skin on your face. Probably.

You don't even know. You don't even know the beauty you have. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you think you want to pull it out of me. Oh, see? I see more beauty in you. Oh, see how he made a positive, even though he's calling me ugly? No, no, no, no.

And dirty? You could be, you're back in the valley. I think we could reach a peak. All right, all right. I think we'll reach you. If I get you, have you ever done a face mask? No, no, no, no. We should, if I get you a face mask, will you wear it?

What do you mean? Like, what do you do? Do you wear it before bed or something? You just clean your skin. Oh. You put on a face mask. You sit like this about. Did you guys should, Denny, are you going to New Orleans?

Yeah. We should do, I might go. Okay. We should all do facials. All right. All right. And number one, have you ever had a facial massage? They get in your jaw, loosen up your jaw.

You don't know how much tension you hold in your face. No, I kind of, I think I do, actually. You know how much tension you're on here? I think I do, dude. I mean, I've had face massages before. That shit feels really nice like this. Boom. So they're doing all of that, and they're getting in them pores, cleaning you all out.

Chris has been trying to get me to go. do shit like that. I'm like, I don't know. Do you think, I think we really sleep on how much women know when in regards to just taking care of your stuff. Well, yeah, yeah. Women, there are, yes, women. All of the stuff I'm telling you, I learned from women. And it really upgraded my life. You see me out glow. Because what you say, you, what he said earlier, Rewanica, he said, he said, you have a light about you, a glow about you. I don't know if I said that. And that starts from the inside. Yeah. Right. You know what I'm saying? You're being blocked. Okay.

You're being blocked. I guess I'll do a facial, but I have to do it. I have to do it when I feel like it, bro, because it's not a kind of kind of thing. A lot of things you don't feel like. You need to get out of feeling like and just be. I didn't start the clock. How long have been doing? You guys have about five.

I'd say like 10 minutes left. Oh, okay. Oh, no. Yeah, it flies by when you're fucking roasting me. Did you learn anything? No. I mean, I, I, I, I, I learned about you a little bit, but I already knew about you. Did we, I, well, because I want to leave here with some kind of agreement.

Will we do a facial together? Um, sure, yeah. You look nice nails. Have you done a, you ever did a matter? Never know. No, maybe, maybe once, I don't know. I'll do a facial, yeah, I'll do a facial, yeah. Because as my little white nephews, cow, Billy, we cannot have. them growing up using bar soap raw you're not going to introduce them to a lufa uh a washcloth when i think about it when i was a kid i did use a washcloth I guess that somehow fell by the wayside yeah they they hooked me up but I just you was like this is why am I was like why is this

towel wet I just see what I mean this is so wet this should be drier uh it's not the autism I I choose it. I choose it. Don't. I won't, even if it, I'll fight a doctor. It's not autism. I choose it.

I chose this over the doctor like this, like Muhammad Ali. I chose it. That's a good, you know, that would be a good fucking, um, graphic novel.

They told him he had autism. They told him he had autism. He wouldn't stand. for it even though he doesn't think there's anything wrong with it you could absolutely be autistic and thrive but he just knows it's not what he has you know and then there's like three volumes of it he uses barsoe because he doesn't necessarily

think that skin care is a hoax but what's the cost he chose this life it's not because of his brain you know four volumes five volumes different storylines the autism universe

like oh you know one time I run into you know Elon Musk in one thing and then it's a whole side quest and it's like we're the autism Avengers or whatever the fuck

you want to do with it I don't know I'm just saying he does he only thinks there's perfume if you put cologne on as a man

congratulations you're a woman now then it's seen where I'm asking a guy what he's doing for dinner and he's like I'm not gay and I'm like neither am I but you're a woman because I smell perfume on you and he goes

oh you're right that's my superpower five volume six volumes now I want the viewer to judge on your own based of what you just saw you tell me you make your own assumptions

about what you just watched. Now, mind you, this is him on the road. Chris is either zeroed out, chilling, yes, sipping, cooling, or that. Yeah, it's true. Or only that. And that's when I tell him, it's kicking in. That's when that A kick in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, A town. That's when he's a town. That's what I'm in A town. You saw it live. You saw it live. Don't edit that. Don't cut it. Yeah.

Do it exactly how it just, Well, let's do one more submission and then we'll, and then we'll call it here because we didn't do that. We didn't do that many. Not at all. But it's good. These are all your people? Hi, Chris. Hi, Matt.

Today, I have a question about anxiety for a trip coming up. However, mine is not even closely related to the actual transportation part of the trip. I'm actually quite nervous for me and my friend's safety. Oh. We're going to Italy, which is very tame. And I know that the most common crime that happens there is petty theft. I keep thinking of the most dangerous possibilities in my mind. I've always been a highly imaginative person, and it can be really dangerous.

But I've just been really hyper-fixated on quite dangerous scenarios that could be happening or could happen to us. And it's been really affecting my sleep and my dreams. I've been getting night terrors. I've been getting crippling nightmares. I have been thinking that I'm seeing things. Like, it's been really, really bad and actually really affecting my mental health. So if you guys, I feel like you have alluded to the fact

that you are highly imaginative people. So how do you regulate that? And how do you just calm yourself down and give yourself a peace of mind? Because what likely is going to happen is I'm just going to have a really lovely time with my friends. But there is always a percentage. of something happening and that I think is what scares me thank you so much and I hope you

have a beautiful rest of your day so that's really okay so yeah I I I totally I identify with what you're saying I don't feel that way about that but I guess like what I think about is like when you go when you if you're that scared about something it's because you're imagining something And if your imagination is at a certain level, there's the good with the bad, like, you're probably, whatever it is, you're creative or you could, you know, whatever, whatever job you have you're good at because you can think about the situation. That with that also comes this bullshit, right? And that's, yeah. And that's what makes you you. Congratulations.

You're you. That's amazing. But you said it yourself, you know, you know. What's most likely going to happen is I'm going to go and I have a lovely time with my friends. You know that. But your imagination, and this is what I tell my kids. Well, Calvin, Billy doesn't really speak yet. But I say to him, you know, because sometimes he gets scared.

And I said, dude, you have what dad has. Your imagination is working too hard and you don't need to. And it's working too hard for the situation. And he says, but why do I get scared? And I say, dude, remember the other day when you made me laugh because of this or you made up this whole thing about that and how amazing that was, that's the other version of what this is. So, you know, it's good that you get like this because you get to be like that. But you got to deal with this in a better way, in a more logical way. You know, I, it's interesting, too, because Italy is like, really nice.

Yeah, beyond, I mean, I'm sure she's like, but beyond, beyond dudes being like, ah, can I please explore your mouth or whatever the fuck they're going to say, you know what I mean? Italians are crazy. Can I take you all. and explore your mouth. Right. I would love to see from the inside front of your mouth to the back of your esophagus,

the tip of the esophagus right there. I would love to fit the tip of my penis all the way to my balls. A little piece of Gucci. I mean, they would just love that, dude. I would love to see how you look from behind when I hold the tities like this. Right?

But that's just straight. And in the streets of Florence, saying that, you know. So that's the most thing that you're going to have to do. And that's annoying. Yeah. But also, you're a pretty white woman. You'll get found. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Ain't nothing going to happen. You will get found. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They'll scour of the earth for you. Worst case scenario. Oh. You'll get found. Yeah, that's true. Worse case. You'll get found. That's hilarious. Yeah. You might get a little bit like roughed up and molested, but you'll be found. You'll be, they will send the Calvary for you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean, though? Like, that's prime white woman. Her, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're gonna find you. Yeah, with the dress, with the cute dress she had on you. It's almost like a movie.

Yeah. They're gonna find, they'll find, you ain't got to worry about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should be gone for 16 hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You miss lunch, and they'll be like. Oh, 100%. Get the guy.

Yeah, stop there. set of skills that guy she didn't show up no no way fucking subway sandwich we'll find her yeah jason what's name uh no that's jason boy you're talking about uh but uh taken uh liam neyam neeson or uh staytham yeah any of them dudes is multiple might find her yeah yeah literally if you get lost Liam neeson will find you one or jesus statham 100% that's prime white woman dang only you're gonna be all right you know that that sucks like it sounds like honestly you I mean I have OCD it sounds like you you might have a touch of that which which which by the way uh I started taking like maybe three years ago prozac that was a game changer really yes damn yes I used to take lexapro and apparently there did you know that if you take medication there's like whatever they call it like a I don't know what they call it but where it just kind of stops working because you've just been taking it for too long yeah so my my my I guess, a psychiatrist was like,

I want to switch you. And switch me, and dude, it's so, it's, I'm like, so grateful. That's good, bro. So I don't know if, you know. But she's also just a woman in society. They have to think about that kind of stuff. There's nothing wrong with having those thoughts.

It's a survival instinct. It'll keep you safe to think of that. Yeah, I mean, she's not going to be walking down alleyways and shit. You're going to be in public with your friend and, like, taking pictures. Because even more my girl go to the grocery store sometimes, she'll dress like more baggy clothes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could you imagine having to think about that? Craig.

I do have to think about that. What do you mean? As a little or a person. How so? Somebody might try to snatch me up. What you mean? I'm prime real estate. No, but what I'm saying is having to go to the, like women legitimately think I got to go out.

I don't want to, I don't want to get attention from there. Yeah, it's crazy. You know what, though? You have a following, though. Like, by the way, check out Denny's, all of Denny's stuff. Go to his Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube show. He's got a YouTube show. He's on the Kevin Lang show.

He's on a bunch of stuff. He's great. Mayor of Kingstown comes on October 18th. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. My girl, when she used to go out, just in public sometimes, she would put a little mustache on.

I'm telling you. Baggy clothes, that ass. She'd put on a little mustache. You're not tricking anymore. She don't fall in it. Not at all. That's so funny. It looked like pit bull.

Oh, my God. Isn't that crazy? That cracked me up. She's like, yeah, I would go out. I sound like that. But that's the shit, bro. That's the shit. How was the pecan cold foam?

How was it? Yeah. How was the dude? I think that that blast caller would like this. That she reminds me of a person that would like cold foam. Oh, yeah. And people that drink cold foam ain't getting kidnapped. Can we just be honest about that?

You don't think? Yeah, maybe because they're always, they're in nicer areas. They want people who, this is how kidnappers think, because I watch these documentaries too, they usually go after people that they think people won't look for. Oh. People would look for that white woman. Really?

The vulnerable people, people with not a lot of family, friends, people that could slide away and not too much fuss would happen. You think you're kidnapping that white woman with no fuss? Get out of here. That's true, huh? Get out of here. yeah but but you don't want to kidnap an ugly person

you yeah I'm not all for equality but yeah but if you would an uglier person would be easier to kidnap like it would be way easier to kidnap you than me no that was a really good

you see what I mean but no it's not that's not true bro first of all they could scoop you up driving by an event van. For me, they could not do that. You ever see the beginning of that fucking movie with Jim Cavizal? What is it? The one that really

popped off last year, two years ago? Sound of freedom. Sound of freedom. In the beginning, when they show guys getting out of the vans and just grabbing the kids, you think you could be susceptible to that. They could tell you have a little shot of espresso and you like, Chris. No, no, no.

But for, nah. For you, it would be like, oh, fuck, we lost him. He ran away. But then they go, I picked up his It smells like oak and cotton candy. He's over there. And then they'll go and then to scoop you up. I like that one. Yeah, well, what you did was good when you said

it'd be much easier to kidnap you than me because we'd talk about ugliness. And I had to, you know, have to make it even. But anyway, this was great. Denny, thank you for coming. Mayor of Kingstown. He will be in October 18th. That's coming out and come catch me on the road.

I bring Denny, he's amazing. You should go check out his clips and all that stuff anyway. But subscribe to this channel, subscribe to our Patreon for the missed episodes, and then also subscribe to his channel. He's popping off, and he is the future of comedy, whether I like to admit it. Well, I do I like to admit it. I just don't like it when it comes with the past. Oh, you say I'm the past.

Do you see, he's dying? He's dying. Oh, man, okay, thanks guys. Bad lungs.