Lifeline - 180. You Might Be a Seven

Episode Date: October 5, 2025

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Wow. And everyone jumps up and down when they're in their home. They're in yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And it's live and it goes crazy. Crazy stuff happens. And this happens, and that happens, and that happens, this happens. Not describing anything. It's crazy.

You know. It's just nuts. Oh, even, flow. It's really weird how... Nope. Do not. Okay. It's just a volume is different is all you do.

You don't do different notes. You just volume... Your volume is different. It is called... Bad. No, you can call it bad. You call it whatever you want, but it is called technically

the future of singing. Oh, wow. The future of music, but singing is what I do, yeah. Okay, my biceps are sore. You know? Because I... You know.

It just... That's just how it is. I'm 45. Because you worked out? Yeah, I did. Oh, you better believe it. Should push it too hard or what? Why, you push it, twist it, tuck it, suck it.

What's that? What's that song? Who is that? Want it, get it, quit it. It's around the world, around the world. Who sings that? Oh, it's a daft punk. You're talking about the daft punk song that is called.

Touch it, suck it, twist it. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow. Around the world, around the world. That one's awesome, though. Daft. Don't be daft. Anyway, so, yeah, so that's what's going on. I did not know there was going to be a Wolverine video game.

They just pulled that up, and that's going to look interesting. I'm going to go get it and not play it. Anyway. Do you ever just... Are you done with that? Oh, I buy video games I don't play them. Were you done with... Like they're just baseball cards or some shit.

Were you done with the intro stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so do you ever just all of a sudden get like a dull brief ache, very dull, or no, very brief, but dull pain at the tip of your balance? I don't know where. No, me neither. It's never happened to me. Really? You're just bringing up something random then.

It just happened to me right now again. Before I asked you and after I asked you. So it was a one-two. Really? But it's never happened to me, yeah. Oh. So what is that? I don't know.

Yeah, it's weird that the body does some stuff like that sometimes. Bodies are just. You ever, this hasn't happened in a long time for me, years. But every now and then I'll get such a pain in my neck that it, I think somebody punched me or shot me. And I go like this. I go like this. And it's not. You look around?

Well, because for a split second, it's like, what? What happened? Something external happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. Yep. The first time I happened was in high school.

That's wild. I was sitting in Mr. Kelsey's class, and I go like this. Ooh. Yeah. In chorus, it was chorus. And I go like this. What did you do? Literally, Tenny was behind me.

Her name was Tenney. And I said, what did you? What did you? And she goes like, she's like, and I was like, oh, she didn't do anything. Right, right. And I go, I don't know. And I, and then it happened five times maybe. but it's just wild, bro.

Bodies betray us, man. Poetry. The body betrays. The brain lies. The body betrays. What do you want for me? What else do you want for me? But that's so weird.

Why does that happen? Anyway, if you have stuff like that. Let's talk to Anthony. What about your body, dude? I mean, I went to the hospital yesterday because my body did some shit. For how long we got to hospital? Seven hours.

What the fuck happened? Tell him, he doesn't even know. I don't know about this. So for a few days, I had, like, this weird pain in my chest. I don't know. It feels like a muscle thing. Okay. I have it right now.

Okay. And for some reason, it, like, was accompanied yesterday by me almost passing out. Oh. And I thought I was having a heart attack. And after they ran test, they just concluded that it's definitely not that. Oh, bummer. And that maybe it's muscular skeletal something or trapped gas. Or a pulled muscle.

They didn't mention that. that? Trapped gas, dude. Dude, I pull my muscle. I'm the way home. I just gonna fucking... But it's like a pain I've never felt. So that's why I was like...

Poetry. It's a pain I've never felt before ever. And it's like... You know what new shit happens? And you're like, oh, that's... Well, of course. Of course. Yeah, it was like that.

I had a pain, like, I woke up with like a pain like right here just a couple days ago. And I was like, I'm having a heart attack for sure. That's quite literally what happened. Yeah. I was like, I'm for sure. And the more. breathe the more it hurt yeah and then i realized i'm not a huge pussy oh so i didn't go to the hospital oh cool gonna die yeah uh that happened to brenna shab a week ago he he had a sharp pain

at night he was really worried he had a heart attack and then he just went to get his blood work the next day or something but i guess it's okay but that that that is uh really weird you know sometimes i i they say it's the arm where you feel the heart attack first well that's where my pain was too was like oh really my arm under my armpit like oh you almost died all over the wasn't a heart attack though no you had a heart attack your doctor was wrong you're gonna die soon

I'm about to black out and my fucking armpit hurts yeah you're gonna die in the next maybe eight hours wait how old are you 34 I mean it happens that's crazy I know yeah they're like your heart's fine they measured a bunch of shit you got like eight hours best make the most of them you don't have

you don't have a heart thing though no oh okay yeah I mean pushing the heart thing on I'm so hard you know I mean just you could tell us if I were you. You can tell us if you wanted to. You're less sausage or? Okay. Yeah, that's scary, dude. Fuck. And here's the thing. Seven hours at a hospital is

No, that's really depressing. That's so boring, man. It's just weird. I hope that you don't have that anymore, but man, I, as you get older, like now when I, when I work out, my heart beats way, way harder. Yeah. And it's just like, dude, okay. Yeah, now that I'm 28, it's just getting crazier and crazier. but I hear that when you get like 50s. No, that's not.

It's crazy. I got a headache the other day really quickly that was so bad that was like throbbing that I was like, oh, I'm going to die. Okay. So then I went away. Here's the thing. Oh, it just went away? Mm-hmm. No, I exerted myself doing something and then I got a headache.

You know how sometimes like, and then you and then your head will throb. Oh, yeah, rarely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, rarely. But if you have headaches for real, this is just good to know in general. This is not a sponsorship. at all and if it's like a real actual borderline migraine Excedrin migraine

it's gone like that but be careful there's a lot of different things in it there's Cetamine and aspirin and caffeine so it's like sounds like it's gonna be dope you hit that shit hard baby oh wow no but yeah don't snort it I wake up with headaches like splitters

like semi often to Excedrine migraine it's gone in less than five minutes If I don't take it I will have it the entire day What? That's so weird about

Like that's why I think we're in a simulation Because that's not We just got medication, bro What? How's that work? I mean, what are you, Eddie Bravo? No, I mean, I look I think that it's just

You want to know the answer or like Yeah, no, I get what they tell us. Eddie Bravo. I mean, what the fuck? I just don't know what I believe, man. It's just really crazy. The more life goes on, the more I think we're in a simulation, and I'm not joking. I mean, what would that mean, though?

There's so much less evidence for that. It's just like satellites and shit. Come on, dude. Bro. Eddie, fucking. No, I'm... Bravo. No, I understand what you're saying, but what I'm saying is, explain to me. even how a fucking TV

works. Okay. You can't. It has antennas. Yeah. The antennas banged to the satellite in the sky. Okay. Already I'm like... Okay. But okay. Eddie Bravo. Now we're done. No, no, no. Already I'm like, airwaves.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, fine. Maybe airwaves. No, not maybe airwaves. Not at all. But... Definitely airwaves. But all the shit, all of it? How the fuck did they get something, a pill you take to make your penis work more? I'll tell you how.

That's crazy. I'll tell you exactly how. Okay. Pharmaceutical companies have a lot of money. And when there's something in it for them to make even more money, they will do it and do it and trials and trials until they find something that works to make you. Fine. And your limp ass bricked up. Fine.

Okay. Fine. Then I'll give them that. I'll give them the Viagra, the hard boner. I'll give them the airways. I'll give them all that. Everything, dude. We're plugged in somewhere, dude.

We're plugged in somewhere. Eddie Bravo, dude. Even dumber than Eddie Bravo. I mean, even thinking about making a building. Eddie bravissimo. Even making a building. It's like, that's so hard. You draw it.

Yeah. You measure it. On board. You make measurements. I get it. I'm on board. You build the foundation On top of the foundation

You build the building With materials And so few fall down And so few fall down Yeah now Do you know how many buildings Used to fall down? A lot

Because of time That's what they tell us What happens over time is We get better and better And better and better at things Just like with medicine Why was there polio And comedy

I do comedy fucking way better Than I used to And I used to be good And you do comedy better Than, you know, what's, Benny fucking, what is his name? Some, like, Nichols in May, whatever the fuck.

Vodka Lacks. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, I just don't know, dude. I hear you, and I'm mainly being silly, but also, dude, what do you think the percentage is running a simulation? Two. Percent?

Two percent. Oh, I, oh, no, I don't. You think way higher? Way higher. Give me a number. Over 50. I think that's who Matt fucking a man

did you hear that yeah that's bad for you Chris what do you think I just don't see how thank you okay now we're done we're done Anthony thinks 50% Chris thinks over 50% we both think

highly unlikely we're smarter okay I just I can't imagine all this shit is real I mean, dude. You're telling me I'm a person and I had to go through everything I've been through. Why?

So selfish. What it all comes down to, you know? And oh, maybe what people mean as God is the guy who controls everything and plugs everybody in and is at the top of the mountain and he has the most money and he's the only one not in this simulation.

he's the simulator yeah and he can have you know jersey mic's whenever he fucking wants or whatever anyway I think your point has proven to be bad

I think we should start but I think it's I think it's 96 98% that's it so it check out the big stars big series

and blockbuster movies streaming on Paramount Plus queue the music like NCIS Tony and Ziva we'd like to make up her own rules Tulsa King we want to take out the competition the substance this balance is not working and the naked gun that was awesome now that's a mountain of entertainment so happy what up lifeline not happy I wanted to get your opinion on this shit that really grinds my gears.

I see these motivational podcast clips sometimes. On Instagram, whatever. And it's like they try to really be profound. But they're not really

like the best thinkers. Nope. Nope. So they're using these like little tricks and I really hate these little tricks that What are the tricks? They think they're so the shit. What's like a great example to you of someone trying to be profound and like philosophical and just coming off like a total asshole?

One thing I really hate is I'm using phrases like don't dream your life, live your dream. It's like flipping around shit like that. I mean, I know what you think. Well, so here's the thing. I got that good one. I have when they figured out silence and violence rhymes it's like dude you can't just say that and then so now silence is violence dude you're just a fucking idiot you're a rapper that figured out two things rhymed you know it's like or a kid yeah it's like dude that doesn't mean anything

just because you created and coined a saying it doesn't mean any more you're just fucking cute silence is violence though when you're quiet you're killing people you're dying um you're murdering other people but but it's so it's so so it's so just i don't like be yourself i don't like that everyone else is taken yeah i hate to be yourself shit be yourself you got to really discover yourself it's like fuck off dude like don't i've always hated that to like like feel like they're not already themselves i've i already are themselves when they got to go i you know it used to be when this is how I used to think about that when we were when you were when we were in high school and like people would be like I'm going to go study abroad and find myself that kind of thing it's

like yeah bitch you're right there yeah you're literally physically in you most find yourself you're a sack of meat you're running with the greatest machine ever made inside your skull well you're right and it's plugged into something because this is a simulation but yes no but yeah they're all bad they're all bad the only one that's good is Tony Robbins because Tony Robbins is just like Fuck you Yeah What'd you say again

Yeah Fuck you What's it matter I wouldn't fuck you What's it matter I wouldn't sleep with you Next Oh

That's awful to say to something I'm just a mom So tell me what's going on You shouldn't add kids You stupid bitch So tell me what's going on Well I'm You know I really want to be in a band

And I've been trying to do this thing With my band forever My wife is starting to Really get at me About doing my job You know, it's getting kind of causing a rift between us. You love music?

Yeah, no, I love music. It's my whole life. Why you love music? It just really moves me. It's moving my whole life. Bullshit. Why you love music? No, I mean, really, it's just moving my whole life.

Bullshit! And he walks down in the crowd. Yeah. He does do that. He gets in his face. He gets in his face. Yeah. Gets so close to him.

Why? do you love music and it's weird yeah and he starts crying yeah and they starts crying yeah because he's fucking scared yeah it's so weird but but but at the end yeah of the thing you find you find yourself he's hugging him he's crying and he gives him Tony Robbins is like you figured it out and he gives up music forever and he gets a job and it makes his wife happy yeah or whatever but like in that moment and we're not in a simulation in that moment that was some real shit whatever he did I don't know dude it's like dude whatever I don't, it's like,

I don't, I don't think any of that stuff is, uh, it matters. None of that matters. When you say that stuff, uh, just do your fucking job, dude. I mean, people need help though. There are people that need help.

No, I, I, I, and need guidance. Right. Yeah. Okay. Sure. Yes. Yes.

There are. Yes. But don't go, don't go to fucking Tony Robbins. No, go to go only to Tony Robbins. Right, right, right. Or that. You know what I'm saying. Like, don't seek out, fucking, like, these podcast clips that this guy's talking about.

Exactly. There are guys that literally set it up. Like, they're on a podcast. And they're not on a podcast. And they're not on a podcast. Yeah, I know. It's just so weird, dude. And they're giving advice to air in front of them.

And it's like, dude, you're talking to nobody. It's really weird. And it's so fucking prevalent. Right, it is. Yeah. It's everywhere, dude. I know. And they've all never had sex.

And they've all smelled like shit their whole life. And they've never had a job. You know they've never had a job. and they're just like all you have to do is hustle and hustle and hustle and never stop hustling and when you stop hustling that's when you die and you're just like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're talking to air at nothing yeah you're you're something someone would hang up in a gym you fucking dumb dumb oh yeah keep going shut the fuck up dude it's it's crazy how many people get into the Innsbo.

It's just funny. Yeah, it is weird, yeah. But, yeah, what do you think about how all women sleep with 20% of guys? What's that thing that Andrew Tate said? Is it Andrew Tate? Somebody said that thing? Well, it's probably wrong if he said it. So what's the system?

About 20% of men sleep with all of the women or something. 80% of men sleep with 20% of, or 80% of women sleep with 20%? Yeah, is that what it is? It's, first of all, it's actually. That's something like that. It's actually less than 20%. Right. Well, whatever it is.

But yes. And it's more than 80%. Yeah. But what's happened is that was always generally the case. Like the top tier men, whatever that might have meant at any time. Right. Whether it be wealth or attraction or whatever, slept with the most women in their local community. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

But now with social dating apps, you put in the 50-mile radius. And you're a woman. And at, say, 30 years ago, you go to a bar, you see the guys around, that is your, that is your pool. Right. And if you're a guy and you go and you're trying to sleep with women and they're like, nobody wants to sleep with you, you're like, I'm going to go somewhere else. And you go somewhere else and then you try that. But the internet's everywhere. But here's the thing, dude.

I actually spoke at length with an in-cell about this on an on-aired episode of my old show. Why? The fucking connection was so bad. We couldn't fix it. Anyway, he was super interesting, and he brought this up specifically. That's where it can't connect with the internet and can't connect with women.

It was a phone, but yeah. And he said that incels always talk about the fact that dating apps are the reason that insoles have been created as a community. I could understand that. And the reason is because if, I don't mean to be this like least common denominator. Let's say you're a seven as a woman.

Okay. If you're in a community in 1981, right. You're probably going to go home with a seven of a guy. Okay. Right? Because, like, that's who's around. Okay. What are the chances of a 10 walking in and you fucking them?

Can you go to the coffee being a lot? That's stupid. Coffee being on Witsitt. But you know what I mean, right? Yeah, but I'm just saying, yeah. Yes, I do. I do. Okay. So now you go on...

Take out the coffee beans. Whatever the fuck. Tinder, bumble, I don't know what they're all on. Not Grindr, not me. Okay. Do you hear about Grindr melting down during the trial? I did. That's another conversation we'll have.

Okay. Go ahead. I have thoughts about that, but go ahead. It's so funny. Anyway, now a seven, any guy will fuck a seven. A nine, ten will fuck a seven. Oh, you're 30 miles away? cool i'm gonna come fuck you and guess what you're not gonna leave or i'm gonna meet you at a place

there's no chance for that girl to go meet someone else she's meeting this guy he's already the sigma whatever the right alpha whatever yeah bullshit term right it it fucks it up it fucks up the whole cascade down and and if you're go the lower you go the more fucking it is for you and I hate to be so like crude about it but like when it does come down to basic attraction when you're at a bar or out in the world when you approach people that's what it is that's what it is you're not like you're not like if a fucking unattractive woman comes up to you you're like you're less likely to give her a chance sure unattractive to you woman yeah yeah yeah you're less like to give her a chance than if some fucking out of control

totally your type woman comes up to you and it's like, hey, your dog's cute. You're going to try to fucking open up a conversation, right? But that shit just doesn't happen anymore in the world because people don't interact in the world. I mean, yeah, less. Way, way, way, way less. I get that, I get that.

But this is the reason people aren't having sex anymore. Like, people across the board, sex is like, if you look at graphs, sex is just like this. And then the 2000s come, and it goes like this. And then the 2010s come, and it goes like this. Really? Yes. I don't...

How is that graphed? Why would it happen less? Dude, because it's... How many times can a ten of a guy fuck in a day? Well, you're asking, so... I asked him, not you. Okay, but... Who makes that graph is what I'm asking?

Like, where do they get this info? Oh, man. Okay. I'm not going to believe in a simulation if you're going to be leaving a simulation if you're going to be asking shit like that. That was my point. Okay. But, but just they do surveys, dude.

How about that? They just do surveys. I mean, it's data. Like, they, there are companies that get, gathered data. You know when you splurt and when you don't splurt, right? You're never like, did I splurt two minutes ago? You know, and then someone documents it. No, yeah, it's like you, it's just like anything else.

Like on the ground, knocking on doors, calling people, internet's. What's the last time you fucked? Internet's stuff. Sir, get away. Have you guys ever been asked that for a survey? Have I ever? Yeah, like. That's another thing I believe is simulations.

Where are these, who's asking you? I never been asked fucking anything. That's my point, dude. Yeah, bro. I'm back with you, fucking idiots. All right, so anyway, so talk about this a little more, though. So, what do you want to talk about about? So, so, so if a 10 guy gets with a seven girl,

why does that mean? Here's all that means. Here's all that means. That seven girl had no chance at meeting any other guy that night. Oh. Except the guy she was planning to meet who's 30 miles away. who she found online whereas before

everyone's a seven let's face it everyone's a fucking seven everyone's ugly I get it they're in certain angles and when you go in the dark I'm a seven if your mind is playing tricks on you but no but for real though like generally everybody's like in the middle you know

and that's how life is if you haven't gotten any sleep and you're a little high and you see me in a fucking dark alleyway which I don't go to but try it out You might play tricks on you. I might be a seven, but yes. Then you might be a seven.

You might be a seven. Jeff Fuxworthy. Jeff Fuxworthy. Is it 2025? And are you fucking a 10th from 30 miles away? You might be a seven. Ladies gentlemen, Jeff Fuxworthy.

Oh, man. What the fuck is he doing now, man? He had a Netflix special a little while ago. He did? Yeah. Man, they're handing those things out like fucking candy on Halloween. Well, I mean, he's a, he is a pro. I do agree with you, but that guy has...

I mean, he has so many huge, massive clips. Look at... Oh, that's his new one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at him. You might be a seven. Are you driving? Is it 1130 at night?

Were you swiping? you might be a seven God, good for him, huh? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Anyway, good for him. Larry the cable guy can eat my butt. Anyway, they'll do another one. Really? Okay. Yeah, he can.

Well, he's got permission. So, anyway, that is pretty wild, and that's pretty sad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a lot of guys. It's fucked up. Because guys need, we haven't figured it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It came too fast. No one knew what to do. Now it's all fucked up. It came too fast, right? Yeah. All right. Okay.

Next one. The shit. Hey, Matt. Hey, Chris. I want to know if you guys have ever experienced it where you're speaking to someone directly. They're not distracted by their phone or anything else. And you can tell that they are not listening to you in the slightest. You talk about me. Everything you're saying is is not actually being retained. Yes, you talk about me. And then I want to know, I'll take it a step up. I want to know if you've ever experienced it. And this is very typical with new guys that you meet. You've experienced it where you're in a conversation with someone. It's a real conversation. And it's even lively at points. Or when someone asked you a question. And in the middle of you responding, they ask someone else a question.

That is. That is. Anyways, let me know if this is something you've experienced. experienced or if it's something you have an experience and let me know if it makes you like BRM beyond that's a good this is good thanks all right let me start good guys got lots to say about he he's great teeth sorry he's genuine attractive man that guy no genuine wine genuinely attractive man that guy yeah and good for him I'm not jealous at all because I am but that kind of shit I wish I knew fucking Cromagah because I would

break their fucking neck but I don't know I don't know Cromagas so I can't do it I hate it so much So they're just like yeah so what do you think is the best baseball team And you're like you know it's funny because I And they go what do you think is the best football team And you just go

Yes Yes that's exactly that is exactly what I want to do And then they fall to the floor And I go and step up I step over them like this and walk away. And then the other person he asked is like, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I like, I like the chiefs. No, that's so annoying.

I hate that. I, I, I am the person that's not listening to you. Yeah, but, but. And I'm so sorry, but just try harder. But, dude, no, no, no, no. There's too many Netflix shows for me to be listening to you. You're talking to me and I've just seen six episodes. in a row of Black Rabbit,

be a little more interesting, dude. I don't care. I'm thinking about Black Rabbit. You're missing out, dude. Denny was right, dude. Denny was right. Who's Denny? I'm kidding.

You don't know how to live life, dude. That is not true. You got to listen to what people say because that's the only interesting thing in the world. I listen to what people say. The only interesting thing in the world is what other people say. I listen to what people say. Jude Law, Patrick,

Bateman. What's his name? Jason Bateman. The other fucking girl that's also from that movie Cobwebs. They're all in Black Rabbit. I listened to him last night. You better come with the fucking smart shit if you want me to stop thinking, well, how did that brother turn into doing that when he fucking brother backstabbed him doing that? Because it's very interesting. There's too many shows on Netflix, Hulu, Apple TV, Crunchyroll, for me to be fucking listening to you. cancel some of those and go talk to people you fuck

what did you say I was thinking of fucking Jason Bateman he looks good in that show dude no no wait wait wait wait wait you mean what do you mean looks good looks good like he's good actor

yes he's very good in it I thought you meant looks I don't like the look let me say something right now and it's gonna fucking be a take okay everyone I haven't seen it yet everyone who sees that show everything I've read

about it, everything, I'm fucking everybody who's mentioned the show to me, Black Rabbit has said they should have switched roles. And I will tell you one thing, I watch the trailer. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. I know what's up, but okay, but I know what's up, but okay. Just wait. But I know what's up. I know you because you saw it. Okay. Okay. Let me finish. But what you're going to say is it's going to change what. No, it's not going to make me change what I was going to say anyway. I'm just saying. Of course it's not. I'm going to say what I was no one would think that would happen ever except you. No somebody might think that. No one would think that. No one would think that. And the fact of the fact that. And the fact

that you're going to say that means you're fucked up. If anyone's listening. The fact that you said it and needed to say it means you're fucked up. Listen, if anyone's saying, if anyone is fucking thinking I'm going to do that, I don't want them to ever listen to this fucking show again. Go ahead. You're not on my team. No one would ever think of that.

Okay, but what are you going to say about them switching roles? I watched the, I heard that so many times about that show, that they should have switched roles. Did you? That I watched the trailer. Okay. And I thought. that comment about them should having

the opposite roles seems so ass-headed and wrong-headed to me that I can't even wrap my head around why one person would think that let alone every single person who saw the show

and everything I read about the show you even said it which is what you know that is the truth what I'm going to say is they should not have switched roles They should not have such rolls. Oh, you said at the first... No, no, no.

When you first watch, it's a little bit of a thing because you're like, shouldn't Jude Law be doing the... And Jason Bateman? Because Jason Bateman has like a clean vibe. Dude, I don't agree. See, I just so missed that. I think Jason Baton, when I saw him in that, I was like, that's the only Jason Bateman I ever want to look at. There is no, but there is no... Because I don't like him.

But in that, he looks like he should look. Oh, okay. there's no way there is no way they should have switched roles They are Law as like an uptight business guy Who's like in a jam

Because of his shitty brother That's the most Jude Law thing ever Yeah No And Jude Law And I'm more handsome than Jude Law Patrick Bateman is I mean

Jason Bateman is very American Psycho He's himself Jason Bateman is very good in that show Very good He looks like it Jude Law is

He's on another level dude I've never seen Jude Law like this It's weird. Jude Law is one of the weirdest actors, dude. Yeah. Because he is, by all rights, he really should have been one of the biggest movie stars. I mean, was he not? He was not.

He was never. He was never hit it. He never clicked it. It seems to me like somebody. He never bang-or-ranged it. It seems to-never-binged it. It seems to-never bing-bang-bonged it. You're so annoying, dude.

It seems to me that he was a guy. that would be famous in the early 2000s and then would not be famous. That's what he seems like to me. He'd never stop being famous. No, no, no. Yeah, I know. What I mean is when you see him in a talented Mr. Ripley

and you see how unbelievably handsome he is. They tricked you. And how unbelievably good he is. Oh, was he that good in that? He's so good in that. It's insane, dude. Yes.

And Phillips Seymour Hoffman and Matt Damien. It's like the best performance. is fucking ever oh i gotta watch that again dude it's one of the best movies of that decade by far okay it's so underrated i don't know what he's wrong with everybody i gotta watch everybody forgets about that movie for some reason anyway but like look out this is no he he's had a hell of a career of course i mean of course this is i'm not saying it's not i'm saying oh he's not tom cruise but like christian bail level like that kind of shit is what he was going right well it's because he never did the fucking it's some terminator or something oh maybe he never did

those fucking things. He did AI. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. You're out of control. Me? He did a lot of big stuff. What?

He did a lot of big stuff. He was in Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes was big. You're right. But he wasn't Sherlock? He was Watson. Right, right, right. No, well, in this movie,

he was watching, dude. In Black, oh, Fantastic Beasts. Yeah, he was in big shit. He's in big shit. He's just not the lead. Right, right, right. that that's not a movie star

well whatever black sheep he's phenomenal black rabbit yeah yeah i mean i think he's a great actor he is yeah uh i saw i for some reason i always think of this thing though that is so weird he and we're talking about jude law for so long but who cares

yeah jason bateman is also fucking great in this show yeah he looks really good in it i actually really want to see it for the first time in a long time i really want to see a show oh yeah he wasn't closer but dude in rippley the old dude? I mean he's just like But what were you going to say? I was

going to say, my favorite would sky captain in the world of tomorrow. That was his attempt to be the thing. That was his shot. I remember dad had a watch and one time I called it, Dad, what's that fucking SkyCaptain? World to Tomorrow watch and I'll never forget, I said that. Brennan Goody left so hard.

Anyway, go ahead. I mean, mentioned Brennan Goody twice in two episodes. I did? Oh no, it was before. You did? It was before yesterday. Yeah, oh, okay. Anyway, or last week. Anyway, we're off the rails here. I forgot what I was going to say. G-law is cool.

All right. And Jason Bateman played the right role in Black Rabbit, even though I haven't seen it. Let's go to the next one. That's too loud. Now, I don't like when that happens. You smashed the fucking table last episode. You smash the table this episode. If you're going to be smashing the table, don't wear rings like that, dude.

It's pissing me off. That's all good. You're done. Let's go. Oh. What's up, Chris? What's up, Matt? What's up?

I am a freshman in college. Hell yeah. I'm going to school for dance. Nice. I've been taking dance really seriously for like the past six, seven years. I love it. Cool. I know you both think it's a useless skill.

No, who cares? It's my thing. I love doing it. No, dude, fuck that. That's sick. But yeah, I'm really focused, really disciplined. I have a really intense schedule Monday through Friday. Dancing.

When I get to the weekend and I don't have that really intense class schedule and rehearsal schedule. So I'm just dancing. I find myself getting really overwhelmed and stressed out. I get really self-judgmental. I can go to some dark places and deal with it in some ways that aren't the most healthy for me. So I was wondering if you had any advice for turning off that self-judgment and that self-critic. I got you right now. I got you right now.

I got you right now. Get ready for the next week. Thank you so much for what you do. I've been listening for about a year and a half now. Lifeline baby for life. Hell yeah. Life rips. Chris, please keep on doing the one-sip coffee review.

Oh, wow. It's a lot of time. Peace. Wow, what the hell even is that? Well, you know what it is because what I do is good. Okay. But go ahead.

Dude, first of all, you're an idiot. That guy? You. Why? No. First of all, I... That guy's not an idiot. No, I know.

I think that it's not a useless skill. What I think is, and what I say is, it's one of those things that the harder you try and do it good and practice, the only thing it helps is the thing that you're doing, which is hilarious to me. Is that not true of everything? No, it's not.

Just give me a counter example. If you're good, if you get really good at baking, you can bake for people. They can eat and you can all hang out and have a great meal. Okay, no, okay, great, great, great. Here's how I rebut that. If he's a great dancer, he performs dance.

Yes. New people see him every time. Yes, yes, yes. They have a chance to be moved by his dancing. Yeah, every single time they see it. Yeah, I know. I know. Okay.

So, we agree. It's just, it's kind of, you know, okay. I mean, what do you mean? No, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah. He's not at college studying crumpin. No, no, no, no, no. Hey, dude, great. You do dancing, set it all up.

I'll watch. Hey, hey, hey, hey. People cry at ballet for a reason, you fucking absolute pea brain. No, I'm not a pea brain. I'm not a pea brain. What I'm saying is, all right. Anyway Put on some Justin Timberlake

And you're fine I'm not going to diagnose you Because I'm A, I'm not a doctor B, I don't know you C I'm a fucking idiot And not a doctor What I would say though

Is I actually know people Who are dancers Who have a similar thing happening In their life You're moving so much During the week and during the weekend you're supposed to rest but your body is dropping

in many many many things chemically in your brain and the rest of your body as well you don't need to actually keep dancing that's not never stop that's not what I'm suggesting what I'm suggesting is something physical

that continues stimulation of your body even if it's like a massage even if it's you just literally like squeezing your arms tightly up and down up and down your legs everything like that that shit actually makes a big difference it's kind of like stimming you know what that is is it a sexual thing no then no stimming is for people with ADHD and autism and shit like that yeah yeah yeah and they do it's like it's like it's just like uh i mean stimming you could argue smoking is stimming you just like you like can't stop doing it's an orification right right right right right

right right um you're dancer dude your life is dance when you just stop your body goes a little bit haywire because your entire life is built around dancing you need to do something to your body to keep it online so to speak yeah so your brain doesn't go offline uh dancing is very uh it is very um It is very impressive. I'm not saying it's not impressive when somebody can do that stuff. It's amazing.

And also, you're just getting good at dancing. That is really, it's like that close to meaningless. Do you know what I mean? It's like so, so close to having no meaning at all. I know what you're saying, but it's like, there's like the tiniest amount of daylight.

I feel like I'm really hitting on something really good there, man. You know? It's like, oh, oh, you're breakdancing? Oh, you're pretending like you're taking the heart out of your chest and making somebody eat it? That's not what he's doing, though. He's at school. First of all, you don't know if he's got a breaking class. You don't know

if he's got a fucking pop-in class. You might have like a 30-minute breaking class. Today, we're going to learn how to rip the heart out of your enemy. And then wipe them on your opponent's face if they challenge you to a battle. Hit it. Play some Jess and Timberlake. Dang!

Dach! Dach! Dach! Dach! Dach! Dach! Look at the chorus. Oh,

Oh, on, on, like, Oh! No, no, that's what you're doing it. You put the shit in the face. And then you...

What's this? Then it's that guy's turn. You go, all right, what you've been good to me? I'm fucked with you. Yeah, but it's like, oh, that's when everyone goes, oh! Because you back up. If you do it good, yeah, that's the goal. In the class.

You got to get the class to go, oh, if they don't do that, you've failed. Hit some distance, terrible, like, dangch, dang it to the chorus. Watch your hands, dude. You just shit all over your fucking hands and rub them together. Thang it to the chorus. Dang, dang, dang, dang. I can't even see. Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, take it to the chorus.

Hold on, baby, go, go ahead, go on with it, go it. You know, I'm bringing sexy back. Yeah. You know. Dan, dun, dan, dan, dang, dang. Take it to the chorus. Go ahead, go ahead, get going with it, right, go ahead, get going with it, go ahead, go ahead, get going with it, go ahead, get, go ahead. Not even moving.

Not even moving. The worst dance ever The worst dancer ever The worst dancer ever The worst dancer ever Moved like nothing Moved zero percent You're bringing sexy back

Yeah You motherfuckers don't know how to act Take the chorus! You're an idiot dude That's not what dance is That what if that And that's that And that's that fucking you know

Carnegie or no Carnegie Mellon Did he say where he went Carnegie Mellon? Did he say where he went? Yeah I know.

I mean, all right, man. He got there's Carnegie Mellon. He looked like he was at like some like fucking like mega dance school. Started early. Dang.

Dang. Dang. Dang. Dang. Dang. Dang. Dang to dig dig. Dang to dig.

Dick to the chorus. Deng. Deng don't. Dang. Deng don't. Deng. Deng. Thank you to the chorus.

Go ahead, get going with it. Get going with it. Go ahead. Get going with it. I'm bringing sexy back. Yo, you motherfuckers don't know how to act. Yeah. You're bringing sexy back.

Yeah. Taking the chorus. The waiting to digest. Donk, nank, nank, no, nink, no, nik. Take it to the chorus. Go ahead, go ahead. Get going with it. Drink on me.

Go ahead, get going with it. VIP. Go ahead, get it. take the chorus the biggest shit ever the biggest shit ever ding the chorus an elephant shit

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dude dude dude

dude dude the other guy that you're doing it to is like I'm gonna fucking slaughter this guy just can't wait to start you know

dang to the chorus shush the other guys just like this guys this yeah I can't

like it I'm bringing sex you back yeah that's the other guy you motherfucker

you motherfucker got my head to act yeah all right well I was so hot

yeah well oh really yeah I think I know why you're hot because dancing

takes a lot out of you yeah yeah dude dancing's the shit I couldn't disagree

with you more what do you think that guy watching this he's just like like yeah you fucked it all up dude like he's like talking about he's got dark times and shit he's like

feels really bad about himself and well you made him laugh probably so that's good yeah yeah but yeah dude no dances the shit kid don't stop yeah never stop dancing dude dance fucking gets the the the fucking jiggies away you know what i'm saying dude get it got it get get get get get it out of your system how about uh max headroom so how about did you see how i was eating the meal and then waiting four hours oh did i see it there was nothing to look at for a very long time in this room besides that i ate i was eating i know that okay and then i 100% saw it and i saw you sitting there and digest it you digested it then you took an elephant shit then you rubbed your hands all over no the toilet paper and i wiped it and i put it in the in the toilet and i put it in the toilet

and then I got up and then took the toilet paper out and I put the toilet paper on the opponent's face. Why would you do that? Because it was a new dance. All right, let's get another one in before we... But yeah. Only listen to me a dancer. Trying to show us his dick, but is it in a hammock.

How bitch is it getting on a hammock? One to ten. I give it a six. Wow, six. What, shit, started over. How bitch is getting on a hammock? Oh, do it. It's very, it's high.

It's way higher than that. It's really hard to be cool. It's really hard to be cool. You fucking start swinging around and shit like a fucking asshole. Getting on a hammock is like an eight at least, dude. In fact, I see a hammock and I think I want to be on that and I think, well, how many people are going to see me get on it? And if it's under five, I'll get on it. But if it's like 21, there's no fucking chance in hell.

Imagine trying to get on a hammock in front of fucking like 50 people like at a park. And you're just, it's my hell. Yeah. If it's five people I know, like, really well, I'm getting on that motherfucker in a second. No. If it's 21 people and like, like, I don't know half of them, the hammock is someone else's.

Dude, there should be a hammock holder. And you get in and then you release it and then you fuck it. No, you know what there should be a hammock handle? That wouldn't matter. Yeah, so you hold it. You steady yourself. You get on it. That wouldn't really matter.

What do you mean, holder? You need something to hold that. Then how's the hammock going to move? You release it when you get on the fucking hammock. How? I didn't invent it. I don't know. I'm just the idea guy.

So wait, how would it work? I don't know, dude. I don't have a fucking patent on a hammock holder. You're the Don Draper of this operation. Okay. Hammocks.

It's American. For the leisurely man. Yeah. All right. Yeah, it's bitch. It's a supreme bitch. Eight plus bitch. Yeah.

if you were constipated pause if you were constipated and you did that fucking Justin Timberlake song and then you fucking were a dancer and you still wrote out the constipation and you were consubated for a few days and the fucking you were popping for days dude

just doing the being constipated being the so the part the guy would have to wait for ever yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah everyone would go home yeah and you go I'm constipated banged

bang of the cars and you're just sitting and it's boring but it's art that would be the most that would be the most avant-garde version of it yeah

it's art bro that would be so dope and then finally that would be the best dancing I've ever seen in my life so then you agree dancing is art

if you're doing if you're playing with the constipation if I like to play with constipation when I dance I like to play with constipation so what I do is I yeah

that would be fucking crazy dope so is ballet art are they doing it's nothing to do it's it's nothing to a constipation, right? No, but that's what I'm saying.

It's art, yeah, but everything is art. That's not true. How can you communicate that you're constipated through dance? Because what are you doing? Why are we asking them? Well, no, I wanted him to tell me, not dance, you know? But you know him. Sexy bag.

Yeah! Okay, he acted it. See, he's done. Let's get another one. But you do it, and you can do it for days, though, because, you know, if you travel and you're, it's all dry inside. You probably pass out if you tried to do that for days. You go to the doctor,

you know, you're at the pharmacy. Take it to the chorus. Dang, think, dang, think, thank, thank. Because they're higher up for some reason. The inverse of a, what's that thing called? The mob, flash mob? Flash mob. Yeah, the inverse of a flash mob.

Just one guy pretending to be constipated for three days. Dukelax. Dach. Dant, d'an, d'n, d'n, d'n. Take it to the chorus. Would get divorced so fast. asked why because christian would be like chris you have to stop oh yeah yeah she has to stay in love with me well i hope she doesn't watch us no i don't mean from watching this i mean if if you did that

for three days you'd have to go home sometimes and she'd be there baby you don't get my art she doesn't accept me from my art yeah well i was being constipated during the fucking that's what i that's the sexy back the whole time uh huh uh anyway dude anyway i i i let's let's think about this all right In sometimes I think about this In 900 years In 4,000 years

No humans Well, okay fine But then whatever the year is where Let's go 500 That's like the latest year With pretty much after that A few years There's going to be no humans

Yeah, yeah Probably This still exists Somewhere on the internet And that you could watch that Yeah That's crazy and you could literally

what is a future person going to think about the fucking Justin Timberlake act out dancing thing I did Yeah or an alien Oh my God, what? Yeah, yeah Thank God no more humans

Yeah I mean anyway I do think about that Or maybe I'm way ahead of my time And aliens are just gonna be fucking laughing their ass They're gonna be like worse Christiola How do we resuscitate them? Yep Oh and then I come back because of that

Because of my fucking heart They're gonna get your DNA And then just create you out of just like one strand of your DNA Do and then for life. They're going to be like, do the constipation dance. That's like a Twilight Zone episode. You're stuck doing the constipation dance with the rest of your life, as long as they

keep you alive, which is forever. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. It's on repeat. Get the iPod shuffle. Hit the circular arrow one.

Dang. Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. all right well okay we're doing more okay we're doing more i'm so hot hello chris and matt let's get to the chase i have a very simple question love the hat it's really love the hat i'm a musician i'm 33 i'm born in turkey i live in paris oh wow and in paris the the scene the musical scene is not great for the type of music that i'm making what do you mean it's very hard to make it here because there is literally no demand for that type of music. And I'm asking myself,

is the internet enough to make it these days? Should I only count on this or do I need to change country and go somewhere like the UK or Silver Lake in California, somewhere where this is happening physically like people are playing and listening to the music in the bars, etc.? God, that's a question. It really is. What would you do if you were me?

because it's a lot of energy to move from one country to another. And is it better to put this energy in the work or to try to get somewhere where this is happening and where there's opportunity? Tell me what you think. Okay. I really need some advice. I...

There's a good question, a really good question. A nice day. That's a great submission, yeah. I think that you should try to gain some kind of foothold presence online. and if you do that then then consider going away because yeah i agree because you don't want to put the cart before the horse so to speak if you and and when i say that by the way that is extremely possible yeah that is not like a a far cry thing you mentioned silver lake you're talking about popular music obviously so like

or UK same shit like this is not like some fucking obscure bullshit right there are scenes obviously that that love the kind of music or embrace the kind of music you make more than Paris now you want to get out of Paris and I get that

you want to gain some kind of foothold on the line any kind I'm not talking you need to be like fucking Carrie Underwood or whatever the fuck that fat bitch's name is no carry Underwood's She got great legs. She got great legs.

I don't think of you're talking about. Lizzo? No, there's no fat bitches. Okay. I've never said that in my life. Okay. You said that. It's documented.

It's on the show, but anyway. You used those words. All right. I don't call women fat bitches. You just did. I sat here and I said, don't say that. I sat here and I said, don't talk like that. So anyway.

Anyway, you want to, yeah, I already said it, gain that foothold, and then go. to the place. And I also would recommend the UK way before I would recommend Silver Lake. I live close to Silver Lake. That's not where you want to be. Well, you don't know what kind of music he does, but yeah, I guess. That's true. That's true. That's true. Yeah, I would say what Matt's saying is right.

Yeah, work on... Oh, and by the way, I say you don't want to come to Silver Lake because being Turkish, trying to come to America right now, you're going to have a hard time. Is he Turkish? Yeah, that's what he said. I hate to say it, but from Istanbul. actually loathe to say it. Is he from Istanbul? But it's just the fucking truth.

Wait. Here's what you should do. Spend the next three years, gaining a foothold. I mean, just learn gaining a foothold. Can't stop saying foothold. Online. Get that, gain that foothold.

You know what foothold is, right? Get that? Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he's foreign. Oh, yeah. Well, just get a handle on it. Yeah, like, grow your audience online. Any way you can.

Like, if you're in Istanbul and you want to do something. do it. No, he's in Paris. Oh. I thought you said he's Turkish. Oh, all right. So if you're new to the Eiffel Tower and like you want to do something, you do it. That's what a foothold is. So, I'm really good at you explaining shit. Wait until Donald Trump is not president anymore. And there's a normal person in there that isn't crazy about letting people inside this country. Then you might want to come to Silver Lake. It's not me saying Silver Lake sucks. It's me saying good fucking luck.

Okay, so how about this? We got a plan for him. Up during this presidency, work on your shit and your online presence. Yes, yes, yes. After this presidency, have an online president. That's a goal. And then you move to Silver Lake. And then you become the next. Then Bob Delonzo.

Right. No. And then immediately you are fucking David Gray. And then you are immediately, Shaka Kanja. What's kanja? What is the Jha? Because he's a different person. Oh.

Oh, I thought it was like a. French thing. No, no, no, no. That's why I said Bob Delonzo, like Bob Dylan. Yeah, but that's not a French thing. Just so you know, I know, I know. Either shock a con. I know, but I, okay, yeah, I'm just saying. I think I get what you're saying. It's just confusing a little bit. No, it's not. Okay. For me, it, it, it's, it wasn't, it, it, it makes it seem like you're trying to do a French thing with it, and you didn't do a French thing with it. I didn't do a French thing with it. I know that now. It didn't seem like it, though. you're persecuting me i'm not dude i'm really not you're persecuting me and it's not right

we're brothers you know what's funny is gonna kill me you're gonna absolutely dude anthony you like that shit he's bouncing all right uh that's it thank you very much appreciate you guys hat though send me your hat no that's no i got it no don't don't send him that hat send me that hat i don't want him wearing that hat thank you uh go get tickets chrysley.com. Patreon.com slash matto-liot. Oh!