Lifeline - 184. Bless You

Episode Date: November 2, 2025

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November? Yeah, I don't do that. Dude, I'm shaving my mustache later, I'm today. Or either today or tomorrow. I'm going to have a mustache the next time you see me. Well, then it'll be just in time. Well, it's not even, we're recording it before. Actually, that pisses me off. Well, we're recording it before. Oh, you didn't even think about that? No. Now I'm pissed. Yeah. Now you're just going to look like you did it for that. I know. Why don't you just not do it? No, you got to do what you're going to do. I'm doing it because there's a whole... I have a big rivalry with Sting, the musician.

That he's, I'm sure he's aware of it. That he's very involved with, and it's a big tete-a-tete between the two of us, and anybody on my Patreon knows about this. But I saw somebody send a video during the live stream of him performing with a mustache, and it looked so good. Really?

And I was like, I got to watch. one up this piece. I got a one up this dirt back. Anyway, happy birthday to Nellie and David Schwimmer. And then shout out to Legends app for sponsoring this show Legends is a free to play social casino and sports book.

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Is it? You know what else is golden? My patreon.com slash Matt DeLea doing three to four hour lives twice, at least twice a week. Get up in there. It's still free if you want it to be. But there are membership tiers. It is on and popping, is what it is. And we both have our ribbons.

on. Yeah, which is weird because I don't, I don't know. I have sunglasses and I haven't been wearing them much lately. Are they prescription or you work? No. Okay. And I've also,

I also haven't been wearing my jewelry much lately. Only the watch I have on. My wedding ring, I lost it with Chris. I was with Kristen and it was in Amsterdam and I don't know. I think it's in my suitcase somewhere. I can't find it. And then my, I don't wear my chin anymore.

Anyway, I got to get a new ring. I got my chain on my chest. One is banging on the radio, right? You know what I mean? Nice. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what that is. So.

It's a wedding band? No diamonds, right? No, no, no, no, no. I mean, wants to steal it. Stole it, stole it. Stoll it, it. Trying to act like he didn't steal it. There's no diamonds on it, right?

It's not, what is it? Not weird color or anything, right? Yeah, oh, so regular, regular, okay. I have my, you know why I have mine on? You got a huge migraine. You all you have your silver? It feels like a driller killer just going right like this right now. Why do you have?

how often you get migraines lately more and more but I go through phases What's the difference between a migraine And a not migraine Dude it's honestly It's just that Maybe you just have a headache

Well no I get a very specific thing that happens When I get a migraine Which is? Which is Feels like somebody stuck A sharp knife right here That goes all the way through

To the tip of my skull Throbbing? No, it's endlessly sharp There's no There's no throbbing. It's just like, ever-presence. And how long does it last? It has been there since before I went to bed last night.

Oh, wow. And what I usually do, I mean, this is boring, but I usually do is, this part. I'll skip over it. What I usually do did not work. Okay. Almost always works. Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, I don't, I don't know if I've ever had one. But I, you know, people like throw up from them. Yeah, dude. It's really hard to get out of bed sometimes. Why, though? Because you're dizzy?

Because imagine it feeling like your skull is cracking. Like this, what I have now is like, obviously I drove there. It's tolerable. But like there are people who have migraines and I've had maybe two or three in my life. Oh, that's it? Really like bedridden ones? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Do you get a fever with them too sometimes? You can? Dude, what is it then? It's not just a headache. It's something else. It is something else.

Okay. All right. That's it. That's what I wanted to get to the. bottom up there is it's not just a bad headache okay okay so can you get a migraine without the headache no no it's kind of synonymous right yeah see my migraines make your head split is what it feels like oh man yeah wonder what the definition of a migraine is then making your head split big headache head splitting version of a headache do you think it's okay to say you you have a small

migraine wow that's a good question actually well not small but like like Less severe than you... Well, it is a different thing... There's no such thing as a small one. Look it up. Is it a different thing than a headache? If it's a different thing than a headache, then yes, you can get a small one. But how would you know the difference?

Just by sensation in your head, which I have right now, which I can tell you, it is a medium version of it. Okay, here we go. A migraine is a complex neurological disorder with more severe symptoms like throbbing pain. Off and one side. Off and on one side. Sensitive light and sound. Lying.

Lying. Lying. And sensitive to lie and sound. Okay, there you go. Well, a typical headache is often less severe and may feel like dull pressure. Okay. See, it doesn't feel anything like dull pressure. It feels like a knife in my head.

I wonder if I've ever had a migraine. I don't know. That's what I think. Often triggered by stress, tense, muscles, or fatigue. That's what you think what? That makes total sense. I've had the same exact thought. It wonder if I've ever had one.

Yeah, I've had bad headaches. Yeah, it's the worst headache ever, or accompanied by a fever or stiff neck. Yeah. Stiff neck for sure. Yeah. Really? Yep. Do you have one?

I woke up with one. All right. Leads to changes in vision, speech are balanced. Speech or balance. All right, yeah. Okay, so anyway, it is what it is and it'll get better, you know. I hope for a speedy recovery. Thank you, man.

Yeah. And I officially am at the day where I am switching my plan from body composition. What does that mean? Yeah, it was to lose 15 pounds of fat. And you did that. And I did that. And then now what?

And now it's to gain 10 pounds of muscle. And that's going to take longer. So bear with me. But I'm going to be a monster. And I have to eat in a surplus now. So. You're so annoying, dude. Well, really?

Why are you always on a diet kick? I don't know if that's true. It's like you're like, you're like you're like it's like you're getting prepared to play roles that you're not playing you know why like losing way gaining muscle why you're doing it life is a long time and you might as well see what's up that is a great quote dude i agree with that is a it's not life is long what did i say i've already forgotten oh well we got to go back and get it we'll go back and get it we what life is long fucking phenomenal if we both forgot so you might as well see what

what's up. See what's up, dude. Life is long as fuck, so you might as well leave it. I don't think I swore, but man, dude, that is a great quote, whatever that was. Life is long. See, long as heck, so you might see what's up. You might as well see what I said, but I can't wait to go back and watch it because that's, that is a great quote, dude.

And you can't steal it for your, you can't steal it for your tombstone. I'm going to put on mine. Those exact words maybe, but people have said a version of that, like, so many times throughout history. But it's about realizing the greatness of the sentence also. You can't just say it and then not realize you said it. You say it and you realize you said it. You take it home with you and then you use it for your tombstone when you die

and hopefully nobody else uses it before you. I'm not saying I want to die early, but you know what I mean? Maybe a listener heard, maybe a dying listener is listening and it's like, I'm going to beat him to it. Well, whatever it is, uh, body composition is changing. I do not like the phrase. I know. Why do you say it? You heard someone say it?

No, I read it. I read it. Oh, it's the thing. Yeah, it's a thing. I'm working with chat GPT and, you know. You know, and we have a symbiotic thing going on, and I told them I want to gain 10 pounds of muscle, and they said by September, 2006, I'll be 210 pounds, fucking a menace, dude. So, you know, gain one pound of muscle a month.

It's hard, but doable. Just, you know, we'll see what happens. But, yeah, it's on. So, so I have to eat a few more calories. Let's just put it that way. And not junk, okay? Yeah, sweet potatoes. And, you know, like extra protein and then nice carbs, but whatever, it doesn't.

matter. Oh, dude, this is David Goggins show? This isn't Lifeline's this fucking David Goggins show? Dude, David Goggins, the first thing I've ever saw about David Goggins, the first things I ever saw on David Goggins was him sitting on a dock with his hands

tied behind his back alone and he just jumped in the lake. And I go, oh, he's going to die. And he's still here. People like that are just so far into it. That dude is, I mean, they talk about different. That dude is unreal. You know?

I just would never have the desire to spend so much of my life. Yeah. Just doing physical things that aren't necessary. Right. Well, but, well, okay, so what, but working out is kind of necessary. Of course, staying in a shape is necessary. That kind of stuff. Yeah.

That, you just described? No, that's not necessary. A Patreon member is in the upper tier, like, we have a writer's room. We all get together every week. He talks about, like, swimming across legs and, like, cold plunges. I mean, that's cool. He likes it. It's just the most outdoorsman, like, going to start a militia kind of guy.

You know what I mean? Like, he just knows, like, he can, like, hunt and all that shit. Like, with his hands and knives and shit. Wow, that's cool. It's just, like, some people are like that, but he, like, loves it. He would never go a day, like, not doing it. And for me, I'm always like, dude, he's like, come up, come visit. I'll give you a course because he teaches courses on how to do you.

And I'm like, dude, I would go. But, like, you got to figure out a way for me to be sitting most of the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not going to. But, no, but he said, we will put you in a chair and, like, we'll make sure that you have a chair for you. And I was like, oh, I mean, all right, then. If you're going to train. I mean, he's going to kill you. He's going to train me to shoot.

He's going to train me to do a bunch of stuff. And I can kill you. And I'm going to be in a chair. Hey, how are you doing, Matt? Oh, well, welcome to Alaska. Okay, well, got him. It's Washington State. It's not Alaska.

shout out to Ben I don't know if you watch this show but yeah he should but yeah I it's something to do I work really hard with my job I'm present with my family

like I need something else because if I don't I just can I can just lose myself in my job and you know I mean I guess it's good to to lose yourself in your family but like I'll just like lose

myself in my job, which is good for work, but I need to balance. But how do you lose yourself in your job? Well, well, it becomes a very, you're saying because I'm on stage one, an hour a night. A night. Yeah. So it becomes very monotonous about the travel. I check out on other things. I've learned how to like, not meditate, but almost like time travel because I'm like,

Okay, I'm going to be on a plane. I do nothing. I sit and I wait. Dude, I can eat six-hour flights. Like, I don't, it doesn't, it's not along to me. Splinter, splinter, not along to me. But, yeah, so, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, flights to Denver, eat them for dinner.

You know what I mean? Just a little snack. More, you want to go to Austin? Let's get a little snack. Dude, so annoying, dude. What do we got to go, Utah? What do you got to connect? Give me that, give me that.

Give me just a handful of connections. I mean, Utah's a viddle, dude. It's not a snack. Yeah, why don't you want to give me a shot, right? Yeah, give me an appetizer. Give me a handful of some, some, you know, we got to connect. I got to go to Syracuse. We got to connect.

Okay, that's a light lunch. You got, wow, geez. The Syracuse is a light lunch. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, bro, you're talking about, I went to Oslo, that is like I stuffed myself and it was disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, you want to go to.

Hamilton, Ontario? Hamilton, Ontario. That's lunch. That's lunch. That's a meal, right? That's lunch. Yeah. You want to go to, uh,

You know, Seattle, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's just, that's a snack. That's a mixed trail nuts. All right. All right. So, let's start. Okay. Sound good? Vancouver is just like, you know, Vancouver's just like, you know, Vancouver's, maybe a banana. Hi, guys. I would love to get your thoughts about something being talked about amongst the female community. Ah. Um, um, I've had this conversation with several of my single friends. I'm seeing videos about it on Instagram. Um, um, it seems as though, it seems as though, this universal experience is happening for a lot of women who are dating that guys are not asking questions on dates girls are doing it and i think it's generally speaking a little bit more common in female friendships yes to have like the deep conversations the emotional connection um not saying that

not all guys are getting that but it's probably more common in female friendships and then you're sitting there on a date and you're asking really good insightful questions and then before you know it 30 minutes past and the guy's been talking about himself the whole time and isn't like giving it back yeah is there something i could be doing do i need to say something because i'm frustrated yeah yeah you do you need to say what about you like what yeah i don't have to be a jerk about i don't really get it maybe i mean i i'd i'd argue that a guy's not doing it yeah he's not interested enough in you but if it's a thing that's like a pandemic that people are like talking about then it's obviously i mean look women talk too much right it's like yo okay i you know it doesn't yeah that that's

great thank you thank you for sending me 900 reels that i you know that are about you know but if so you're talking about it's all good but it's like um you know and guys even if even if guys you know here's the thing women uh uh are talking about this idea that guys aren't talking, guys don't are so different that even if there was a pandemic of women doing this, guys wouldn't even know about it because they wouldn't talk about it, right? Because they just don't, it's so, and I'm, I'm a very verbal guy, like, verbose guy. Yeah, verbose guy, but I'm a very verbose guy. So, and I'm, and, and Kristen is still like, you know, sometimes, you don't, you're in no match. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, to a woman, dude. This is just what they do. You. You

You know, and you could be like, oh, it sucks, but it's not. It's just how they are. And it's just like. I would argue, though, that if you're a man and you're on a date and you're not picking up on a cue that you should also be asking the person you're not a good match, ostensibly interested in about themselves, you're probably not worth a second date. Yeah. Either because you're fucking clueless and don't understand how this shit works or your self-centered

only want to talk about yourself, asshole. and like you're right I agree women are way and so is she they're way more predisposed to have these deeper conversations ask about one another check in on one another

yeah check in men don't do that men just do not check in unless some shit's going down like your fucking dad died oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you know but like that that's not how women are women are like oh I remember she had that appointment I wonder how that went for that I have a friend

that's annoying that is a guy and he is like hey man so we never talk how you doing and I'm just like Is he sober? I'm gonna kiss you. Is he sober? No. Really?

But that is a sober thing to do. That is a very sober thing to do, yeah. And that's fine. That I understand. Yeah. That's fine. I'm not, not just dude. I'm like, can we just watch fucking movies, dude?

Can we watch movies? Can we just talk about pants? Can we just fucking, you know what I mean? Can I tell you how I eat flights to fucking Syracuse? Like, I don't want to talk about emotions. And then, you know, it's like, it's that whole paint by numbers thing where like you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll, you'll just repeat it back to you and be like, that's got to be tough. And you're like, what am I doing here. But don't you feel that when you do talk about, or even when you ask about someone else, there is a weird version of, like, uh, uh, or, or when you do open up about yourself. Because what she's saying isn't men don't talk. She's saying men only talk about themselves. She's saying men only talk about themselves. She's saying they don't ask about women. So you're right, though, about men.

They don't typically talk amongst one another. That's not their thing. But like, I don't know, dude. I actually think that that's like either a lost art, a fucking loser, or an arrogant asshole. Like, and hopefully it's not the first one. There's definitely guys out there that are like that. Yeah, definitely. If you go on a date, you're not interested in the woman.

Like, what the fuck you're doing there? Are you there for an interview? Yeah. Like, what are you guys up to? Yeah. And if this is, I haven't seen this, but if what she's saying is true, she sees it online, she hears it amongst her friends, men have forgotten the, like, I mean, maybe it's kind of weird.

Maybe it's a COVID thing, like, maybe post-COVID, like, that changed so many people's brains on how to interact. Because I like, I ask, I ask a question sometimes, but I don't ask the right questions. Like, I'll ask questions, and Kristen's like, why, that's so annoying. I don't want to explain that. That's not a date, though. Right. No, no, no, I know.

but I would do that on dates too. Well, I see, I see, I see. You know? Like, have you ever had a pet raccoon or like what kind of question? No, but no, that, that's annoying. But like, you know, why did you, why did you, why did you open the menu like that? Oh, I mean, that's more annoying, dude, because there's judgment laced in there somewhere. No, no, it's not.

I want to know because I want to know because I want to know if there's a better way to do it than I do it. Wow, dude. Yes. So how would. Why did you think that's funny? that's another one. Can you tell me why you laughed at that? That you mean that's a...

Yeah. That's what a question I'd ask. Yes. No, we talked about this. I know. Yeah. But you understand how annoying that is, right? I mean, you...

Then you're not for me. But you must, on a base level, understand that... That I'm not your dream guy. Is annoying. That I'm not your dream guy. I have annoying things about me and I'm like, that is crazy. Yeah, I understand it's annoying. But if it's annoying to you, I'm not your dream guy.

Well, clearly, man. I mean, that is... You're not my dream girl. Oh okay Okay, so next So anyway, so Speed dating You know

Speed dating All right Yeah that's Yeah guys come on Shape up Yeah dude Get your shit together Or if you're not interested

In the person You know Some guys are like Yeah I guess I'll go out on this date She's all right You know But that's not

You know Maybe that's what you're running into You don't want to be on it You don't want to Waste time with that guy though But how could she know Until she's there Right

Yeah I guess you're right Yeah If you're a guy And that's what you're thinking Don't go yeah women don't go if they're like yeah right right no women women will date women I think women will

more date on a like all right we'll see if I like them or not then a guy will I think so I think a guy as you as we age I think that kind of evens out yeah maybe when we don't as we age maybe as we age um okay okay next

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What up? Chris and Matt New listener What up, dude? Love you guys, Chris. I've been a fan For a very long time I don't know

That guy has ass Sorry, talk about his eyes He has actual green eyes You know the rare that is? Oh fuck. What up? You know how rare green eyes are It's one to two percent of the population

Of the world He has green eyes What up? I just want to focus on that For one second, relax, dude. No, no, I am relaxed. What I'm really concerned about is what the fuck Mako is doing where he keeps playing the shit. We don't know.

We don't know. We don't know. It's been a while since I'm controlling this and I'm having trouble. Okay, so he's got, those are green eyes. God after a nap, God after an app, God after a nap. It's been a while since I've been controlling this. Dude, I think that he, is it gray? You think it's green?

I think those are bright green eyes like a cat. This man's a cat. Okay, go ahead. what up chris and matt new listener love you guys chris i've been a fan for very long time i don't know why it took me so long to discover this podcast i wondered that but it's fucking awesome oh thank you great i'm driving to vermont and back today so we don't know where from so i've been listening to you guys for uh so it's like eight hours straight smuggling drugs and thought i would uh make a video talking about my problem so here it is i'm living in brooklyn with uh two roommates their old high

school buddies. I love them both, but we're having a really big problem with one of them. You know, me and this other guy, we have steady jobs. We both have girlfriends, usually in bed at a decent hour. This other guy doesn't have a job, no girlfriend, spend so much of his time going out, doing drugs. And the worst part is he brings random guys, home from the bar to play music and play pool in our basement which so consistently wakes us up oh that it's become a huge problem and we've never really given him a final warning and say like look you're on a thin fucking ice right now if you do this shit one more time you're gone but we think he's

honestly crossed that line because he does it so consistently we can't even all get in the same room together to tell him that it's fucked up behavior so you know I love this guy I don't want to lose him as a friend but I feel like it's going to be hard to do that when we have to kick him out of our apartment I mean that is nuts and you know this is technically my parents' apartment

just to hang they are getting an absolute steal in terms of rent and it's a beautiful apartment and he's just been treating it like shit so I don't know if this deserves a conversation and say you know this is your last morning

or if we just need to kick him out because it's honestly been so consistent and he knows that it pisses us the fuck off and yet he does it anyway so I don't know if he's just a lost soul and it's all responsibility to help him or we need to send him back to live with his parents because you don't send an adult anywhere by the way

this is clearly just not working and yeah let me know what you guys think what me and the good roommate should do don't kill him so definitely don't kick him out before you say hey this is unacceptable and if it continues, we are going to have to kick you out. We have to.

Then he's going to do it again because he loves drugs and having guys over at 3 a.m. like a gay lord. Maybe he's fucking them. I know what you're thinking. You're like, no, either. I mean, anything's possible, but it sounds like he would know. He would know. He would know.

It sounds like he just can't stop the party and he'll make a friend. Yeah, drug guys will be gay without the sex. okay well that's technically not gay at all if you can't explain why two people are hanging out you know why they're hanging out which is drugs

okay so they're not gay then I mean you know maybe that but not there well maybe that yeah you know yeah

okay so yeah drug nightlife no how does he live he has no job he has no nothing happening here who knows could be a trust fund kid we don't know but yeah well if he's a trust fund kid right feel zero anything yeah i i made that up but i but but he had you to live in brooklyn you have a job you don't make money brooklyn you're fucking somebody's giving you money dude brooklyn maybe he deals to the people who come over late at night and that's the whole thing which would

be even worse because then you're literally a fucking accomplice yeah to a drug dealer get him out either way i hope you feel good about yourself that you gentrified brooklyn and now they have nowhere to live so they you know the fuck is they what the fuck are they uh so definitely warning yeah warning definitely fucking he's not going to change no but the warning needs to come because then you then you can't be accused of your your bulletproof you know and you don't want to you don't want an irrational fuck in this instance someone who does drugs and knows where you live and has every reason to be like, fuck you, you don't want to give them more potential ammunition other than on top of their

potentially drug-fueled 3 a.m. bang on your door like my ex-girlfriend used to do when I lived in New York, and it was really cool. It's basically, it's basically, I forgot what I was going to say, great. Sorry. No, no, it's okay. It's just, oh. you either say you cannot bring men over or you have to fuck them don't say that because then

then at least I understand so if I'm saying no more guys in the house if you do you better fuck them I don't care if you're gay or not but that that's the rule but then that wouldn't stop get it on tape make sure you get it on videotape too the only problem isn't the guys coming over late at night right it's the whole lifestyle it's the whole right not vibe with the other two right if it was just that sure say hey if you're gonna bring them fuck them otherwise they're not allowed in

the weirdest rule ever but um yeah no that's that's and you're gonna fuck them that's fucking and you're gonna fuck them okay come on in that's how life goes dude some three roommates every once in a while more something i mean we've lived with five people at various times like fuck them all it's very common that somebody's got to go got to go it's true and it sounds like it's this guy and you want to warn him you don't want to just do it no yes especially if he's on drugs right yeah okay what's going on chris and matt long time baby here been listening to congratulations for years now can you count and love and lifeline you guys are awesome together we get right to my question, what is up with devices, volumes that, like, the number that it goes to,

its max volume is not 100. I'm in my truck right now, and the max volume is 308. I have a stereo at home. The max volume is 32. Yeah, I've seen all different numbers. First of all, it doesn't need a number, I don't think. Just have a bar. Max is max. Agreed. But if it's going to have a number, it should be 100. Why would it be 38? You guys think that's crazy. or if I'm crazy for thinking that that's crazy but maybe it's like my OCD or something No, that's so weird if you think about it. I haven't thought about it but it is

fucking crazy. Have it be a round number at least. Make it 40. Make it 50. Right, yeah, even that would make sense. Don't make it 38 and 32. Where does this guy live? Fucking like in an alternate timeline?

Like this is crazy. I've never even seen that. I have. 38 and the volume? I've seen another a different number, yeah. Maybe not 38, but not, I know sometimes it's not 100.

No, no, but a round number? You've seen a non-round number. Yeah, really. That is, I mean, maybe for, I have to, I just never noticed, but like, that is truly mental to me. What if it was a million? You're building the thing.

What if it was a million? It was a round number, it was a million. And it just went up so much as you turned it, the numbers, but the volume not. So, it takes so long. You just be like this little time. No, no, no, no. Yeah, thinking about it, right.

You'd be spinning and you get to like 300, 400, no, no, no, no. How's it work? You spin it a little bit and it goes like 600,000. 600,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, 6,000, not 600,000. Well, all right, relax. It's fine, but it's like, listen to what I'm saying and then understand that that's what I'm saying.

I'm going to do what I'm going to do, and I'm going to do what I want, and that's going to be how it is. And I said $600,000. I'm good with that. All right, next one. Oh, yeah. Hey, Chris, Stilo here. What up, Stilo? I hope you guys are doing good.

I'm sure by now you've probably said something about my jacket. I know. This thing's the shit. It's made out of alpaca. It's awesome. Anyways, the question I have is my wife is currently pregnant with our first child. And a question that we get a lot in regards to this is, oh have you been like have you guys been trying

to have a kid or what and is it just me or is that a kind of a bizarre thing to ask somebody? I think about this. Basically what you're doing is being like oh so you guys been fucking a lot I think it's weird. Like you just been been raw dog all the time.

Yeah cool. Oh awesome. Yeah good for you guys um yeah is that a weird thing to ask because I feel weird answering that question but maybe it's just me. I don't know no I agree um anyways Matt you're the shit keep doing you Love you, bro. Love you too,

Chris. Wow, so dick. Dumped on him, dude. Dump trucked him. Nice, what I think is, you know, to prove that it's weird

and they say, have you guys been trying? Be like, you should just say, oh yeah, like tons of different positions. We've done missionary doggy style,

reverse cowgirl and then the wheelbarrow one where her titties are like, so you want them to regret ask? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's inappropriate. appropriate to ask. Have you been trying? No, I fucked up. Whoops, my dick slipped. No, it was a miraculous

conception. Yeah. Do you, have you been trying? No. No. No, I don't know how it works. It's 2025. I'm 40 and I don't know how it works. I mean, I guess what you should, weirdly, weirdly, the more polite question, even though it's rude is, was that on purpose? Was a plan? Or was that an accident? That's, that's crazy though. I know. No, it's no, I'm saying. But in a weird way it's even less intrusive was it planned it's like you're you're getting so it's asking for so

many specific details when you say was that planned well yeah but I mean you're thinking about ovulation you're thinking about fucking what times of oh really what's her ovulation cycle yeah it's like it's so intrusive oh you're having a baby really what's her ovulation cycle?

Named the three best positions you guys did it in yeah no I agree actually fully and I've thought about this before. I think it's very weird when people ask that. Also, what the fuck do you care if it was planned or not? She's pregnant. We're having a baby. It's happening. What does it matter if it was a plan or not? What are you asking exactly? Oh, so that's when she's most fertile. That's so interesting. So did you, because sometimes I know the semen if you, it can be left in the vagina and then ovulation will start and even though you splurred it in her before ovulation

that sperm can uh impregnate the egg so maybe that's what happened then if that's when she's most fertile anyway congratulations really great oh and what were the uh positions it is a thing people say a lot though i know yeah it's really fucking weird it's almost like one of those old and time kind of things that were like yeah you know is your son a bastard you know like that kind of yeah yeah yeah yeah right right right yeah yeah maybe just like maybe it's gonna go away sometime because it's just general etiquette it's changing but that is weird that people still ask that way you're having a kid uh hey we're pregnant oh no condoms you didn't use condoms was that on purpose or were you guys just wasted or like

coked out of your brains or what how'd that work you know it's like so invasive because if you were drunk, sometimes you got whiskey dick, right? And you can't slip it in. Anyway, no matter what, congratulations. But you know what undoes that is Coke. So if you, you probably railed a line of Coke and then you banged your wife. If you, if you're, for the second one, if you get drunk. Yeah.

Do Coke too and then try to have sex. And anyway, congratulations. Yeah. No, it's a, it's fucking stupid that people ask that. Yeah. People just do what other people do, you know, and other people are. that so they ask it to yeah all right great jacket though that was a good jacket it's up guys my girlfriend's off from facebook but a lot of our friends still use it to invite to events like

birthday parties or barbecues or whatever and so now being the only facebook user in the relationship i've become her secretary and she keeps asking me questions about what time are we going to this party or what date was this guy's birthday and have i double booked because of this and that And it's pissing off. Is that reasonable while being a dick? Oh, no. Advices. Thanks, guys.

I mean, Facebook was clearly something more valuable to her than just getting some like rage bait, clickbait, family member being an idiot thing. It was, it was part of her social planning. And now it's like just your shouldering it all because she dropped off Facebook. Like, that sucks. I didn't think of it that way, but yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, like... Like, you're not your fucking party planner or life organizer.

You have your own life. Yeah, but if you're off Facebook, then the person who can't invite you unless she didn't... She should deactivate her account. This way, yeah, that's annoying. That's one of those things when you're a couple, you become one.

Well, he's... Yeah, exactly. He's still on, I guess is what he's saying. Yeah. No, you're not wrong to be annoyed. But also, you have green eyes, too, and that is very strange. God damn it.

That's probably the most intricate question we've ever gotten on Lifeline. Because what could he possibly do? Make her get back on Facebook. That's up to her though. Maker. Drug her. Force her.

I think that might be bad. To get on, drug and force to get on Facebook? I don't know if that's that bad. And all you did was get her back on Facebook? There's no law he broke here. He just wanted to, I didn't know her password and she did.

I'm going to give you three years just because of the. Drugging part. Yeah. No, I, yeah. I think that that's look you know dude you're in kind of

a good situation if you think about it yeah you can make anything up you want you don't want to know you didn't get that you didn't get that invite and then

wait dude here's what you do what you don't even need to bring it up you keep missing shit the friends will text her be like

why did you come to the thing she'll go to him and be like what the fuck you're like you didn't tell me about but we didn't go to the thing goes what?

And then he says, oh, I didn't know. I didn't, I don't know, I didn't, I don't, I didn't check Facebook. And then you go look at the comments and he commented on it. I'm not fucking going. Well, then you're getting yourself caught. Yeah, you're asking for it. Watch your digital football. Don't, but you can even accept the invitation, do everything that, like a normal person would do.

But like, like, make yourself seem inept at it. Yeah. Right. I mean, that, that's a bit liey, but, you know. Yeah, but he's asking, should I, like, you don't want to like, what, how do you get, how. How do you get so? How do you get so. want to re-join the scheduling of your life without like i mean if it has to do with couple

friends is one thing but if it's her friends that's annoying as shit is that what you're saying i well no i don't know that would be insane i mean then you have to then you have to literally have to leave her you have to you know you know fucking loren or whoever is like i want i you know tell her i did a girl name of laurne sadiepe uh but like to be like oh yo i you know i i'm inviting me you, because I know you guys will come and it's like, I don't even fucking like you, Lauren, you know what I mean? You said Lauren again, I dated a girl named Lauren once.

Sedeep! Quarterback. I don't know if I ever dated a girl than one I have. Just remembered her. I mean, there's so many Lauren's, come on, everybody's dated a Lauren. Anthony's wife's name is Lauren. Okay. So, I've...

And that's why I dated. Ha, ha, Anthony, you're not here. Can't fight me. Fuck you do. I dated a girl named Lauren, and she was awesome. Did you? Yeah, you don't know her. Making it up? No, I know her. I mean, I believe her.

She has a kid now. Cool. Deeper. So deeper. I have two. I beat her. I win in the kid department, so it's all good. All right.

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Conditions apply. Yo, what up, Matt and Chris? So basically my question is when you're with somebody and then they sneeze, right? Yeah, I know. And you say, bless you. Yeah, yeah. Right. But let's say they sneeze again.

Do you say bless you again? Like a fucking bitch? Or do you just stick with your first one? Sometimes people just sneeze like four fucking times. what are you going to say bless you four times like a bitch nah like a priest or should you just not say anything wait till they're done their last sneeze and then finally say bless you but then if you do that kind of sad dick for 10 seconds kind of i understand that but you got it right now what would you do what should i do should i do those or should i just should i do

those jizzed my hand and rub it all over my fucking face yeah i mean i was going to recommend Just came out of a closet. I was going to recommend that last one. But don't say bless you because it means nothing. Well, yeah. Talk about a vestige of like an arc, like an old and time shit. Right. Bless you.

Your heart skim to beat. It's like a religious thing. Like bless you. That's the devil speaking through you. Like that's crazy to say bless you. Just stop saying bless you. If you're going to say it though, you just, I ride it out. If somebody sneezes, I wait for another sneeze for a little bit.

Also, who sneezes once? Let's be real. I could do it. I could do it. It happens. Easy. It happens, but like, I usually sneeze three to four times if I sneeze once. I don't even hiccup twice.

I fucking, it's my body. Okay. Body composition? I have not hiccoped more than once in a decade. When I get the hiccups, I go, no, that's it. And I go, and I don't ever do it again. And I'll tell you what. I know how to get rid of the hiccups.

I was, but for real. I believe you. I believe you. So, but what you're, but you're, what you're saying is moot because what I'm telling you is what I'm saying. But what you're communicating is something that people probably wouldn't know how to do because that's like, all you did was lean back. It's like James Bond when he lowers his blood pressure to where it looks like he's dead

so they think he's dead so they fucking don't kill him. Right. You can't watch that movie and learn how to do that. What I'm saying is what I can teach everyone how to stop hiccuping. Okay, but before we even get into your thing about hiccuping, I can also do it for others like the black guy in the leftovers when he takes his pain but i take the hiccups but i don't but then i i don't hiccum i i can hug them hold them i can release their hiccups and i'm that's not i do it what do you mean dude i hold them they go oh i got the hiccups i go come here i got you

hey i got you how many times does this happen a bunch five more 20 more more than 20 more 50 more shut the fuck up dude like you're some healer I've done it maybe less than 50 okay but I wanted to do the guy doing the Michael Cohen the Michael Cohen

oh yeah yeah that's a funny one but wait no yeah I just don't no I can do it to you I could do it to you I next time maybe

okay okay okay okay okay yeah yo just speeding hoping they don't stop before naturally um yeah i i and then like this i don't need your hug i don't need your hug i don't need to do song in the 80s i don't need your hug all i need to do is suck in as much into my lungs as possible and then when i because usually there's a cadence like a rhythm to your hiccups you get them at once every few seconds right nope and you swallow on the hiccup where that you would expect that to come and they're gone

you that's oh i'm sorry fucking faith healer it's rookie shit hiccup faith healer it won't work my my shit has a large percentage for working but you need to be around you yeah that's not that's not that's not practicable for it that's not i want to go into business then i that's how i make the money that you could just teach yours immediately and they could steal it for yeah i don't dude that's the kind of guy i am though i gain knowledge and i give it to the people you just want to start a business and be a faith healer a hiccup faith healer and just be fucking giving people hugs like peter popoff selling them bullshit yeah but whatever you know uh i can i can do it it's okay i can do it like who have you done it to my wife borat well calvin for real

what does he say he must think that's like dad's magic yeah he must think that's magic yeah I don't believe you but watch this no um just a David Blaine trick the only one yeah no I I've done it to other people too like you know but what do you do what do you emanate what what is the thing that's happening what what's being given from you to them to make them stop hiccuping you just calm them

fuck off dude no I'm serious all right all right all right I'm dead Seriously, anybody will. Anybody has hiccups come up to me immediately greet? Let me do it. All right. All right. I mean, now, yeah, someone will do that probably. Mm-hmm.

I forgot what he asked. Doesn't matter. Go. Hmm. Oh, yeah. Don't say bless you. Do you really think Denzel Washington is the best actor? I feel like he plays Denzel Washington in every single movie he's in.

Like, he does a good Denzel Washington. He just did a gladiator and he didn't even. He didn't even. He was so Jersey. Do an accent. He was like, don't bullshit a bullshitter. Maximus, like, he never transforms into a role. I bet you most people can't name you the name of his character in movies that he's in.

I know. You'll only know his name in, like, John Q and Malcolm X, because the name of him is in this title. If you ask me who the best actor is, I don't know. Oh, so serious. I feel like I have to watch all the movies again and then pick. But I tell you, it's not Denzel Washington. And I was very surprised to hear you say that. He's not, I'm not thinking he's a bad actor.

No, it doesn't matter what you say. You just said he's not the best. So let's fucking go to bat, bitch. But he's the same guy in every movie. Okay. I don't know. I'll have to watch all the movies and then get back to you. All right.

No, I have to be... How about fucking Philadelphia? Yeah, he's being real Denzelian in that, huh? How about fucking ricochet? How about... I mean... You drop off, huge drop off from Philadelphia to ricochet. No, I'm saying that's the range of the motherfuckers got, dude.

She's saying he's the same in everything. I'm saying, no, he's not, dude. Now... Dude, he was just in fucking fences. The August. Wilson play. No, I know. He fucking's got the range of my fucking dick, dude, which is an enormous.

Dick doesn't have range, but I, I, but no, Dave, Denzel Washington is a great actor. He does Shakespeare, dude. Lately. Legit actual Macbeth, motherfucker. No, he's been playing just Denzel Washington a lot lately. Okay, but because he's a movie star. That, that, when you're a movie star, you show up as the movie star version of you. Nicholas Cage does that too.

He's one of the best actors in the world. That's fine. Yeah, yeah. But he literally just a couple years ago, he literally did Macbeth. Like, that is not a thing people do. Denzo Washington did that. You want to talk about range?

Like, that motherfuckers got it. Just because he's not flexing it in the Equalizer 12 doesn't mean he's not the fucking best. And let me tell you this. If you put any other actor in the Equalizer movie, I would walk out within three fucking minutes. You put Denza Washington in that shit. I see it first day in the theater. That's who.

Who is the best actor? I don't know if I think maybe you're talking about movie star, you know, star power. And acting is different. You can't, what do you want me to say? Fucking Mark Rylance is the best actor? I don't think that. You can't? I don't think he is.

No, I understand. But you can't, you can't put Denzel Washington on the same level as fucking Christian Bale or what's his name? You don't even know his name. He's considered the greatest stage actor. in fucking modern history he's in a ton of Spielberg shit he pleases bridge of spies the bfg wolf hall ready player one uh he's in a ton of shit now in movies but he started out almost his whole life in theater um and he's considered like the titan of theater why because he projects he's fucking boring as shit dude right and he's the best actor in the world suck my dick mark ryance that should be the title um but uh he's boring as shit he wears. Jesus Christ. You could tell a lot of...

He's in that movie, that terrible satire, Don't Look Up. Don't Look Up. Oh. He plays, like, the Steve Jobs character. Gotcha. That, like, really, like, ego-maniacal app maker guy.

Anyway. I saw, I saw, um, that one by Bigelow that just came out. Catherine Bigelow. Oh, wait, what is that? I know she has a movie out. What is that called? It's a, it's called the Dynamite,

house of dynamite, and it's about a nuclear attack. Um, and Kristen really wanted to watch it, and I did not, but I was like, yeah, I'll watch it. And we watched it and it's, you know, interesting. But then I'm like, afterwards, it was well done. You know, she's, she's great, I think, Bigelow. She, she does. I got things to say about her.

I know you do, but, but, but she keeps your attention, like the, you know. And, uh, at the end of that movie, I'm just like, dude, I can't even. even fucking imagine. And this is coming from a 45-year-old guy that used to go to the theater to see movies all the time. I cannot imagine going to see to a movie theater to see a movie like that. I don't really know what that is, though. So you'd walk out and you'd be like, it just seems, it's very well done.

And the way they unfolded is great. But you, you know, it's like, you'd be like, did they just make this in a week? probably i mean it had it not enough weeks that's for sure either way you know right now but i'm just like when you when you come even when you'd go see like the pelican brief which is a sick one denzil range go ahead but but even when you go see the pelican like back then like you're like yeah you'd go to a movie you'd go to a theater for that it seems like the movies they make are not only different but they make them in a different way they do no i know but but But I'm just like, I'm like, it's just like, and I don't want to say it's forgettable because

it wasn't a bad movie. It was good, but I'm like, that's what a movie is now? And it was well done. I think about that all the time, yeah. You do? Yeah, yeah. Similar stuff. Catherine Bigelow, I mean, has had a weird career.

Yeah. Because she made really different kinds of movies before she made Hurt Locker, and that's what won her, Oscar really broke her into huge like and zero dark 30 and detroit and all this shit but before that she was making fucking point break and the loveless and a bunch of like the first the original point break yeah dude she's fucking awesome dude she made like ridiculously rad action movies oh she's awesome and she got to be crazy huh well she was married to james cammer forever so yeah of course she's fucking nuts yeah the mad them together, dude?

I'm just talking about they fucked so hard like there's so many bruises after, you know? A woman... And they had regular sex. A woman directed that many war movies is crazy.

Yeah. She's fucking... She also looks kind of hot, dude. Like, she's like, mold. I don't know what she looks like, but she's like real, like,

kind of... She's got the Sarah Connor thing where she's buffed arms and like, you know? Did she do the Dogtown one? No. No. No.

Z boys? Anyway. No. All right. Yeah. So. that was what I saw but I love the attitude on you for calling me out for that I just like being called out for shit I like to argue so good on you obviously you're like that though because you have

that accent so I could have seen that coming yeah yeah yeah but keep being you that was cool people think that when people like that people think that when they there are people in the world in America that think that if you have that accent and you're talking that way to them it's assault Yeah. To me, that's just like, that's like white, that's like a, that's like that's like that app calm. Yeah, totally. Me too. Same. It makes me feel calm. Yeah. Well, we grew up around I know. 80 people in every house. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The fuck are you doing. Like, that's what people would say to us. Yeah. At two years old. Wow. What up, Matt is Chris.

Biggest bill. Listening to episode 180 right now, he might be a seven, although it should have been called Eddie bravissimo Matt got snubbed Got snubbed Anyway The guy called in Asking how bitch it was To get into a hammock

And both you guys agreed That it was super bitch To have to get into a hammock Matt said it was It would be a personal hell To have to get into a hammock In front of a crowd of people Strangers, yeah

And my question is Is it more sub-bitch To get into a hamich and like look awkward getting in it or is it more so bitch to not get into a hammock even though you want to be in that hammock because you're insecure about looking awkward or looking like a bitch in front of a bunch of strangers or even people that you know yeah yeah so it's it's it's more insecure it's not more bitch it's not more bitch it's not more bitch it's worse it's worse yeah if you really want to be in that hammock eat the bitch don't just because it's

going to look sub-bitch, that is worse. Eat the bitchness like a Syracuse flight. Being sub-bitch is not the end-all-be-all. Things are worth being sub-bitch for. Like, it's not like... I want to go to the party. Oh, I have to sit in the back seat and it's a two-door? Yeah, you got to go to the party.

I'm going to still live it up at the party. Yeah, it's bitch getting out of the car, but... And in. But yeah. Right. Yeah. Especially in, maybe, actually. But... I think out is way worse. Hey, when the seat comes forward? That shit.

ducking is pretty bitch though on the way yeah exactly yeah um that's what i was thinking about um no it's it's not more sub bitch because sub bitch is an action there's action involved in subitionness you don't just sit there doing nothing and then your thoughts are subit that that isn't something that subishness requires an action okay it's a verb it's a verb you know what i mean and uh so for instance if somebody if you're thinking about getting into the hammock but you don't want to because it's too bitch and someone says hey do you want to get in the hammock and then you go like this that's the bitch that's the bitch but but what it is it's an action right totally but if you're just sitting thinking damn i want to get that hammock but i'm embarrassed because i'm going to look the bitch when

i get in i don't want to be so that's sincy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're from Cincinnati then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're just straight up a Cincinnati. You're from there

born and raised. Born and raised Cincinnati? You want to get in the hammock? Oh, you're born and raised Cincinnati? But yeah. I mean, it's, it's, I think it's more sub-bitch to get in the hammock and be a-s-bitch, but it also is worse

if you want to get in the hammock and are just afraid of looking sub-bitch. It's like, dude, get in the hammock. Get in the hammock, fall down, get all twisted. Live your life, dude. Fucking get in it finally and relax and get no pussy. I would definitely get no pussy.

Dude, imagine fucking in a hammock. Is that even possible? I'm trying to think if I've ever even attempted it, but it sounds not possible. You could masturbate in it for sure. Well, you can literally masturbate anywhere because it's just you and your hand. Well, yeah, but I'm saying

I'm very smooth with it. I'm very smooth when I masturbate. That has nothing to do with what we're talking about. Well, it does, because if you're in the hammock and you're all jerky, you could start flipping over. Who the fuck jerks off? like this. I don't know, man. Probably the guy's from Prodigy.

Fuck, dude. Probably the guy, the lead singer from Prodigy or, or Come play my game. That was funny. What you're doing is you're talking over a lot of my jokes this episode. It's crazy. And that was funny, so I, you know, it's good. But it's just so interesting this episode. I don't find it that interesting. Well, you are doing it. Oh, okay. And it's maddening, isn't it? I wonder if other people are going, so English. I wonder if other people are going like, oh, wow, Matt is doing that. I wonder if there's anyone out there when I said that you're doing it.

They go, yes, that is what I was thinking. If they did, they're thinking yes, as in fucking yes, Matt is finally doing that. John McAvich. Fucking yes! All right, you're doing more? Yeah, and doing more? Hey, Matt, Chris, Mocko. What's up, guys?

We're having a great show. Kyle. I love the show. So I was just listening to episode 180. And Chris, you're talking about that pain in your neck that happens sometimes or feels like someone shoots you or fucking punches you in the neck and you just like catches you off guard. You're like, what the fuck's happening? That happens to me, I don't know, every once every couple of years. So every time it happens, it's just a surprise.

And it feels more like someone fucking like grabs me by the trap. And I'm always, I'm like, fucking fall. It's such a pain. It's really weird. that it's debilitated very quickly like someone fucking grabs you right in the trap

and I always turn around like what the fuck dude and there's no one there and obviously it takes a quick second for your brain to realize that literally nothing happened

and there's just something in your body that went wrong so maybe I'm dying whatever and the Matt the dull tip on the the dull pain at the tip of your bell end

let's just say yeah I felt that but no it's never happened to me before you have a good show guys love you Pain at the L. Every once in a while, I'll get a, here's what's really weird. Every once in a while, I'll get like a dull ache, like a little throb at the end of my bell in. But I'll also, sometimes when I pee, it feels like I'm coming. I don't know where. No sexual arousal, no nothing. Just like I'll start peeing up. Say eight, how marries. What? Say eight how many. Say eight how many. Like we're in the priest thing. Oh, yeah. I mean, that. That is just the truth. Yeah, that's, not crazy? Yeah. So as I get older, the peeing

you go oh this didn't feel this good when I was younger oh really? Yes interesting you go oh fuck yeah if you really lay into it if you lean into it

if you lean into the piss if you lean into the urination you go oh dude I'm glad I'm actually being present right now because it feels fantastic I feel that way when I really have to go really bad or that rare where it feels like I'm coming.

But... That's crazy. The coming one. It's really weird. And what's even weirder is that that feeling lasts even after I pee. It's like,

it's like 25% coming, which is amazing. Just if you think about it. Just if you think of a meeting after you went to the bathroom? Yeah, basically. I'll take the deal. Um, yeah.

I mean, basically, yeah. Basically, um, yeah, I don't know. I think that that's, uh, yeah, that is a, so, he's describing exactly what I go through. It sounds like the exact same thing. So I really wonder

since he has it, it must, maybe it's a thing. I wonder if I could Google it. I mean, it's very weird. I hate it. I hate it. It hasn't happened in years. That means it's bound to happen again soon, right? Yeah, I know. You do. I don't like it. And so that is what

that is interesting. That sounds terrible. Clear as day. I remember the first time I happened, I was in eighth grade. And yeah. Wow. Yeah. I thought someone fucking stabbed me and I looked at it was just it was just tennie remember her tennie her name was tennie wow uh i thought i was dying the first time i got a panic attack fully stopped seeing yeah yeah black i was like oh this is dying how many have i had since then yeah how many panic attacks have you had true like that yeah probably four or five yeah but that was my first one i was an adult and i was like i'm dead i've had i've had well i guess i've had

three but I only know two because there was one that were Kristen said I passed out and I didn't know that I passed out it was when I was going in to get my Oh yeah right right right And she said I passed out and so I guess

I had a panic attack then but me I had one on a plane once Well we all know about me and having a No yeah no dude that man it was so weird I fucking passed out Sitting down On the plane? Yeah

Oh wow I spilled my water. I go, and I'm like, uh, and I'm, and the guy next to me must have been like, what is this guy doing?

And then the, and then I, I actually hit the thing, boom, you know, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm sorry,

I'm having a panic attack. Can you bring me some water, please? I spilled it all over. She did. So different, you know, I asked for a doctor to get drugs for me. Yeah,

I had not taken anything. It was very weird. Yeah, well, yeah, you never take anything. anything anyway. You never have. Yeah, yeah, I don't. So anyway,

um, yeah, that guy does so much Molly. It's crazy. So, uh, last guy? Yeah, like goes to, to do, like, uh, I guess, I'll go do the Thanksgiving dinner shopping and he's like, I'll just take Molly. It'll be fine. You know what I mean? Um, sweating in the fucking aisles. You guys, you guys, almost, uh, light meat? Um, oh, fuck yeah. You have talked to me too? Oh, fuck yeah. Just, honeywell. oh fuck i wasn't even thinking of yams hell yeah put him in oh fuck this is gonna be the best

thanksgiving cut to him just sleeping not even didn't even eat um all right and he's like yeah the trip the fan but didn't even eat was just on molly all right uh anyway all right yeah that's it thank you very much i'm gonna be in all those different places go see him in hamilton ontario syracuse Daytona and also chicago and a bunch of different places thank you for much and Omaha, Nebraska. That was one I always forget. Yay. Cool.

See you. Bye-bye.