Lifeline - 189. Big Cinnamon

Episode Date: December 7, 2025

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Runk Hey, what's up, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hey, what's up, everybody, it's episode 189, it's Sunday, December 7th, whoa, end of the year coming up, holy craporinsky, hope you got a nice holiday, and now we're rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, right into Decemre. Is that how you say? No. No, no.

It is now. It's not Deceumbray. Happy birthday to Jeffrey Wright, Tom Waits, and the goat, Larry Bird. Well, yeah, a goat, Larry. No, the goat of being. Can I. Goat of Larry's. The goal of.

Goal. talking bleep it out talking shit and dude anybody who's curious likes basketball at all and doesn't know this already he was the goat he was the goat at shit talking and then coming through on his shit talking like it's oh really people have stories upon stories upon stories where it's like he'll be like there'll be like three seconds left they'll be down by two and he'll be like here's what i'm going to do to the guy defending him they're going to go like this they're going to throw the ball to me right here I'm going to stand right here and I'm going to shoot over your head

and it's going to go in and we're going to win the game and then it's just like he does it like a serial killer but like with the basketball worse well better I guess legal legal you know legally legally doing it but yeah

I don't know why you brought zero killing into it at all but I'm saying because like this is like it's so methodic and so you know thinking about it and planning and plotting and then doing it but it's just basketball so anyway all different kinds of people do that besides zero yeah but serial killers it's making me think you're a serial killer no i would never do that uh you know i wouldn't do that but shout out to legends app for sponsoring this show legends is a free to play

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No, no, no, get off, get off, get off. Does he say get it off, get it off at the end? Oh, get off, get off, get off, get off, right? Get off it at the end. Get off it. Wow, we got to watch that later. Obviously, subscribe to the YouTube channel, more importantly, become a member of my Patreon.

We like to party. like we like to party that is the vibe of the show vanga boys patreon.com slash matthalia no the sentiment not the venga boys oh um the vibe of your is the vengue boys is your vibe no uh we like to party is the vibe yeah so if you ask me that again i have to answer that again i'm gonna slap you in the face that's uh larry bird what larry bird uh setting it up all right well who's on tour well i'm on tour i mean Lauren hardy uh I'm on tour I'm on tour, and I'll be in Ontario, California, and Oxnard, California, and celebrate New Year's Eve in San Antonio with me. And then I have a bunch of dates, West Nyack, New York, and Milwaukee.

West Nyack, Milwaukee, Calaisley.com. Christlea.com. Not gangster. West Nyack is not gangster. Anyway. West Nyack. Oh, that makes, that physically, it feels weird for me when you do that. It's just odd, yeah. I'll slap you in the face.

Larry Bird, so, uh, so what's up, dude? I'm wearing a shirt that I haven't worn in, my God. I was going to say, I like your shirt. Really? Maybe you should go back to the way you were. What do you think? You like my shirt. What?

You said you haven't worn it in a while. This shirt. And I'm saying maybe you should go back to the way you used to dress because I like it. Oh, because you want it. I don't want it. Then what do you? Oh, because you're saying because I think you dress bad.

I don't understand. Why the fuck? Why would I? You said, I, here's what you did. Okay, this is what I know exactly what I did. No, I know, but think about it in the other way. I like that, I like that shirt. You shouldn't wear it anymore.

That's what you're saying. I don't understand. Am I missing something? A completely. Okay, what did you say that? You said, I haven't worn this shirt in so long. And I said, I like it. Maybe you should go back to the way you were.

I thought you meant when I had this shirt. off oh no no no okay geez man i'm glad it made sense get with the fucking program dude i'm glad it just took that amount of time yeah true that that that did you know what i meant i did yeah no you what you said you said it clearly it was just me right i had just put this on and i was the only one who probably knew that like who paid attention to it at least sure sure sure you guys paid attention so upset so upset and it's you know it's fine it's just um yeah so i have this shirt and I have another shirt like it and you like it yeah I think it looks really good on you yeah well maybe you could have it I don't wear it you're wearing it now yeah you know and what inspired

you to wear it now it was good I know it's comfortable and when I bought it I bought it and I was like really excited about it and I was like oh this is going to be a shirt that I wear only sometimes and then like most shirts But like, you know, I don't know, sometimes I get shirts. I'm like, this is going to be a shirt that I don't wear in the daytime. I don't want to get stuff on it. I want to, you know, that was one of these. And then I'm like, that's, this is exactly a shirt that you should throw in the back of your car.

Yeah, yeah. And now that I know that, now I saw it, I'm like, dude, why don't I just wear that? Yeah. It took me like eight, nine years to figure it out. Yeah. Oh, you had it that long? I've had it for a while. Yeah.

Maybe, maybe seven. Wow. Yeah. Anyway, I have another shirt just like it. It's a different color. But, you know, that's for another story. What color is it? That's for another day.

It's kind of like more, uh, it's like, making it up, making it up. Kind of this color. The head table. Wood. Wood green. Kind of wood, yeah. Yeah. Maybe cinnamon.

Light brown. Reddish. Reddish light brown. You know, cinnamon. It's not red. It's, no, you're, you're, you're adding red to it. You said cinnamon. I said light brown.

I said light brown and that was accurate. And then you said cinnamon, which is red. If anything, it's a little bit of this green in it. It's just a little bit more cinnamon. It's cinnamon, dude. It's not red. There's no red in it. Cinnamon's red.

No, the idea of cinnamon. The brand of cinnamon is red. The idea of cinnamon, dude. Cinnamon isn't red. Cinnamon is brown. Cinnamon is red. Big cinnamon tricked you. Big cinnamon trick you.

Okay. What color? is the gum Big red It's gum That's gum And what's the flavor Because the big cinnamon

Triced you Pull up a picture of cinnamon Pull up a picture of cinnamon I'm not saying There's no brown in it But it's red No no I understand Okay

This is gonna Oh Totally gonna Did you see what it said? Yeah red is brown Yeah Fuck I think it's

All right It's a wash Yeah but I mean Look at it. Cinnamon is a warm, reddish brown color. I mean, if you think of that as cinnamon, yeah, that's more red, but I don't think of that as cinnamon. I think of the top left one.

Yeah, which is brown. It's red. You don't think that's more brown? I think it's more orange and which is more red to me. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So we got to the bottom, you know, it's like, we got to the bottom. If we're talking about the spice only, it's brown. Thank you.

Well, that is what I was talking about. Okay. The spice. Okay, so maybe that clears it up. I was not talking about the color, it was talking about the spice. Okay. That's very confusing, but yeah, it is. Okay.

That was, this is the best way we started the show ever, I think. Yeah, that's pretty good. I like that kind of stuff. And I know that sometimes people are like, look, we're really for people who are very specific this, this podcast. And that's fine. And that's okay. And that's what we do.

But so, all good. You know what I was thinking about is, you know, I have pain in my body sometimes, you know? Like everyone? Yeah, but not him, though. He doesn't. Chris Mocko? He says he, is his zero pain.

Dude, it's had fucking cluster headaches for fucking years. Well, no, temporary stuff. He was saying the other day. I was not talking about temporary stuff. Oh, you're talking about wearing and tear bodies. Yeah, like, oh, you've got a bad back, bad knees, bad fucking, you know, whatever it is.

You know how much I have, honestly? Oh. Double goose egg. Zero, zero. None. You don't have any pain. Green. Zero, zero, zero.

On the fucking roulette table. Zero, zero. I understand. You don't have to keep describing. I'm never, ever. Ever in pain. Physical pain, never. He just said he was.

Me? Goosex. Zero. You did say you have bad like knees or something a few episodes ago. No, what I said is I used to have a bad back and then I got it all worked out.

Oh, how? I got a tie massage four times a week and this old Thai lady would just step on my back on this one spot, dig her heel in for an hour and it just, I don't know what happened. Oh my God. And I'm telling you, this was 15 years.

ago and it hasn't returned since i gotta get that i i i have pain and it sucks but i guess i'm i guess i guess i'm more active than you but like you would think that that helps at the gym at the no no no i mean no but you're i run i run where you do yeah yeah run into the bathroom when he was doing it no i have a fucking i run i mean i have a route that i run but i mainly run on the uh running machine what do you call it fucking treadmill has no There's no idea what it's even called. I run on that flat thing that keeps going. Dude, I had no idea that you run.

I mean, there's a lot that you don't know about me. What? Yeah. What kind of horseshit is this? What do you want me to list it? Do I know everything that you do? No, there's a lot of things that people don't know about people. You know why I don't talk about it?

It's fucking boring. And you talk about working out all the time, and that's fucking boring. John Malkovich. All right? No. No. Look, not knowing that you're as close as we are, I don't know you run is, is wacky. For like a couple years.

Oh, come on. Yeah. Why? I don't think you're lying. Okay. That reaction is you've been holding that. Holding that? Well, it's not like, yeah, yes.

Like I go into interactions with you, and I'll be like, I'm not going to tell Chris I run. You've purposely not told me that you run. No, it just hasn't come up. Oh, dude, I talk about sprinting. I talk about working out. Oh, I tune it out. You're talking about sprinting and running?

Do you do do that? Yes. Do you get on a fucking running machine treadmill? No. We have nothing in common. More than we thought. I mean, a little bit. Is this not unbelievable?

I think it's a little unbelievable. Did you know he ran? No. And frankly, I'm not sure he does. He thinks I'm lying. It's even worse. If you were lying, I could tell, but you're not. No, I'm not lying.

Okay, well, fine. Especially now. Especially the last couple months. It's good. So, okay, fine. Well, that's fine. I believe you. And then also, that's just incredible.

Yes, of course there's a lot. I'm old. I have to. Like, I'm going to fucking die. That's my. thought yeah so anyway all right well can't wait for you to hurt yourself yeah well if i want to run on the street i almost do that's why it started running on the running machine i know it's it's way way better i i hate the i hate running on concrete i hate running on a fucking runmill it's actually

a treadmill oh dude i love it hate it hate it on a flat thingy you do the incline the decline yeah i like to do it time it you see exactly how far i hate it i hate it i watch it i say point Point one, point two. I go to war with it, dude. I don't want that. You go to war with it? What do you fucking? I would never do it.

I don't do it. Were you Genghis Khan? Jenghis Khan? Jenga Kong. Jenga Khan. Oh shit, the whole city burned. I have, I have, I have, uh, I have a, the stupidest joke. Do you know, it's, ah, fuck they pillaged.

Did you know that it's Jengis Khan? I thought it was Genghis Khan Honestly dude I could give a rat fuck dude I thought it was Genghis Khan Yeah why do they say that then I don't know I mean why the fuck does anybody say anything

I don't know But I read this book that he got me About it and it was like It's pronounced like this And I was like what the fuck All right I still spelled it that way I trust it talked about that on this show

We did Back when the background was green I remember anyway whatever we're getting off back when the back one was dream back when the back dream yeah i like i get it nice i you know what did you say oh oh green killed his mom gonna fucking kick him green the color green i assaulted his mom oh it's not what you said what i said back when the background was green and then you said what i said yeah when it was dream like jenghis con and he goes like this what you say oh oh green killed his

mom green wiped out his whole family dude green was basically gag his kindness family his whole family his whole family was methodically stabbed and he was forced to watch in a green room painted all green yeah and it was kermott okay all right hey macko family i mean so um all right this i mean all right this i'm gonna start s t a b um all right so uh i'm sorry hi chris and mad i'm a second time submiter the first time I was dressed as Darth Mall with my friend Sasha. I remember that. Just watching the latest episode and there's the guy talking about how the interrupts people of questions when they're telling stories and that's me.

I do that. And it is compulsive and I'm never going to change and it's okay if it's annoying. Just tell me to shut up, I will. If you don't tell me to shut up, it's probably because I'm helping and you're bad at telling stories and I'm just trying to figure out every detail and make sure I really understand what it was like and can see it from your perspective and I'm just trying to really be invested it's because I'm invested I understand that um so yeah me too actually but I feel like it's annoying great I'm not changing she's different than that guy figure it out you'll be okay she's got a better

out look than the other guy she's different than the guy love you guys thank you well she articulated it differently yeah but but but also her vibe is just different that other guy's vibe was his vibe was I'm trying to let them signal that I'm interested. She, her vibe is I want to make sure I get the story right because I want to make sure I'm on board. Totally. Totally different.

And different reasons to even do it. Yeah. So that guy shouldn't do it. Her doing it is way less offensive. Yeah. Also, the fact that she said, if I'm doing it, it's annoying, tell me to shut up and she doesn't care.

Yeah. That is the creme de la creme. It's a creme de la creme. Because this guy made a whole video and submitted it because he cared. Yeah. So it's the, yeah, she's, she's goaded when it comes to interrupt. yeah she's the larry bird of interrupting people yeah yeah um it's simple it's cut and dry

she fucking wins she she's she beat him but so i was thinking about pain i mean what is this podcast we're going back because we never finished this but um fucking i'm not in pain because i'm in pain i'm in pain because my brain tells me i'm in pain and that has been on my mind all day and that sucks all right dude let me teach you a little bit of a lesson. Okay. Every. Maybe. No. I might not accept it. No, no, no. Every single fucking sensation you have in your body, whether it's a thought or a feeling or anything. Yeah. It is from your fucking brain. I know that. I know that. Do you think I don't know that? But then why are you obsessing over this when you're 55 years old? I'm 45. Same thing. And also, I, I am obsessing over it

because it's a thought and and and and I and I got caught on it and that feels like it's bullshit because I'm not really in pain it's my brain telling me that I'm in fucking pain and that sucks but that's what pain I know it's what everything is I know I get it that's what pain is your brain is your brain is telling your body something's wrong that's what it is I know when you get fucking shot in the leg your brain is like and it hurts so bad the reason it hurts so bad is like fucking fix it now or you're going to die i know but but but what about a hangnail you're not it's way way less painful because it's way less drastic and your brain knows that it's just i i just think that if you were really if you were really about it you could fucking not be in pain

all right fucking buda buddha i mean there are monks i mean there are mastic monks that do this for eight years and they're like can't feel pain when they stick a fucking hot rod through their nut sack but that's not you something tells me that's not going to be you guys why are you so quiet yeah in the temple i'm asking you how to not feel pain but you guys don't say shit it's like a Vince of one movie yeah it still hurts my neck still hurts guys a guy who a hypochondriac who can't shut up who wants to be a fucking aesthetic monk yeah yeah that's a good idea okay next one hey guys let's take a break here i want to talk to you about our sponsor Legends.com. Legends with a Z. This is

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Sure. I'm listening right now to last week's submission about the guy who asks questions during someone's story before they were done telling it. This is called fire. I'm realizing that sometimes I do the complete opposite of what this guy is describing. Wow. Sometimes I make zero effort at all to show the other person I'm engaged in what they're saying. Oh, it's hilarious. I can tell.

I don't, I'm not even looking at them. Oh, dude, you're fucking psychopath. Like say if I'm cutting up food or something. You're a serial killer. That's what's up. I'm not even facing them. You're Ted Bundy. I'm not even facing them.

Why are they still talking to you? I mean, Chris loves it. Yeah, this is great. This is fucking, chopping my onions or whatever. I's fucked up. But that doesn't mean I'm not listening. I'm completely listening. When he's done telling his story or whatever,

that's when I'll look at him and reply or anything. And I'll say what I need onions? But yeah, what's your, what you guys take? Yeah, that's okay. I do that too sometimes. sometimes I don't I have you ever realized you've been in a room with somebody you're like oh shit I haven't looked at this person yet um I do that all the time oh all the time I'm not sure I seen Taylor you have fucking horrendous manners about this kind of thing in this realm well

okay you don't listen to people it's feeling real you don't listen to people you don't say hi to people that's not not I walk in no I say hi to everyone in here yeah but you're like no no yeah and And it's just bad etiquette. And when you listen, which you don't, but when you pretend to listen, you're just like looking off into fucking space or your phone or fucking wherever. And then you say, wait, what? Or even worse, you pretend to have listened and say something that doesn't apply even

remotely. Is that wrong? That's a sweeping generalization. And it's not really what I, it's not really what I do. So yes. So I'm right. I have done it, do. dude more more more more more more more what's more again he doesn't get the thing what's more more

it's Michael Cohen oh fuck again we did it like last episode it was on it was on a fucking Michael Cohen who is also Mike Lanocchi more yeah all right um so let's do it guys guy brings drinks dude A guy brings drinks and then pulls one out and says wrong drink. I got the right drink. Anyway, I think you're supposed to, I put it in my fucking bag, man. When you got in here? Yeah. It's even weirder.

How is that fucking weirder, dude? You stole it but kept it in the place you stole it? I'm drinking it, you fuck. Yeah, but I put it in your bag, bro. This isn't theft because I have fucking pockets. You don't need to put a fucking pocket. And I had a fucking coffee. And I had a fucking salad.

What do you want me to do? juggle him all the way this is a table just fucking the whole way no but this is a table why you're acting like i was in that room i was in that room i had a coffee and a salad and i had this and i was like oh what goes in the pocket not my hot coffee not my big fucking salad how about the small can okay so where was a small can in my pocket the whole time where you're sitting there right there no it was annoying i was sitting down it was like a third sucking fucking dick i put it in the fucking bag and i was like i'll get it when i want it which I did it's all okay look I don't agree with what it what had happened I think it's weird

I understand that that's what happened it's weird to transfer the drink from fucking one place to another like you're like you're gonna like your shoplifting but keeping it with keeping it in the same place is fucking nuts dude if you put a if I ever put a fucking can in a bag it's going somewhere else that's all I'm saying and that's all I'm that's all I'm saying and I don't want to argue about it but if I put a fucking can in you're not going to get an argument about that because that's the most fucking boring thing I've ever heard anything I said my fucking light. If I put a can in a bag,

it's staying in a bag, it's staying in the bag, it's transferring somewhere else. Congratulations, man. It's not, you know, it's not like I'm mad. I just think it's wild. I put the fucking thing over there and it's fucking went in the bag and it was just fucking over there, man.

I get it, dude. I get it, okay? It's just weird to have two drinks, three drinks total and then two are in a bag and then it's fine. It's fine, but it's just fucking weird, dude. It's not weird at all. It's totally fucking fine, though. You're right about that.

You don't think it's weird at all to have a few drinks in your fucking orthodontist bag. My orthodontist bag is what I'm saying. No, this is from the Cannes Film Festival. It was fucking invited to. Were you invited to the Cannes Film Festival? No, I'm not saying it's not cool that you haven't been to the Cannes Festival. I'm just saying it happened to look like an orthodontist bag and I was just... What is an orthodontist bag? You know, back in the fucking, like, early, in the turn of the century when... Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, keep going.

I remember 1900. You're talking about like a Norman Rockwell doctor's bag. Yeah, exactly. Okay, well, I don't have that. I have a literal fucking tote bag. That's the bag you have. Let's look at the bag. And it keeps drinks in it.

Dude, no, go to the last one. Go to the last one. Go to the last one. Now at the stethoscope. Okay, but that's not the bag that I thought you used it. you know the bag of you bring the leather yeah this one it looks just like yeah I don't bring that one anymore because the zippers

don't work and it's been busted for two years you don't pay attention you don't pay attention your brother you don't pay attention your brother if I told you I ran you wouldn't even fucking remember dude you didn't tell me you ran this is just a phone call this podcast you know that right look at that bag of treasure it's a treasure yeah and you would be like oh shit how much is this

I would never get that why would I get that oh dude you know how many drinks you could carry that you can carry a whole sodas with the fucking tops off literally you know anyway dude look we're sorry this is brother shit but let's you want to do another one this is lifeline and we give advice so I think

we don't go ahead we didn't even fucking answer him who the guy in the submission who do you mean who I forgot I forgot uh he fucking doesn't pay attention at all or it looks like he's not paying attention he turns around he looks the other way he cuts onions waits for the person to be done with the story and then responds

dude give him a look like glance over nod say ah say yeah be what's called a human and then do whatever else you're doing all you need to do is let them know you're still listening because when somebody's telling you a seven minute story

and you don't look at them once you turn away from them you start cutting onions they're going to be like, this guy's a fucking asshole. So just look, nod. Yeah, I... It's so easy. Yeah, it is easy. I used to go out with this woman that was like when we would talk, when she would

tell me something, I would, you know, when somebody tells the story, I do go like this. Uh-huh. Yeah. Even though you're not listening, but... No, no, no, no, I do, you know. And she was like, I don't like when you do that. It's like, you know, it's like your, you're, you're, you're, she thought I was trying to speed her up yeah yeah that's happened to me before oh really i really was trying to

speed her up though she was so fucking boring yeah i wasn't i liked what she told me what her day was like well that's good all right well look uh uh uh you know his mustache was a broom so his mustache was a fucking straight line yeah literally parallel to the ground who was mo mo yeah it was mo's hair the fucking, anyway. All right. So close. What's up, Matt?

What's up, Chris? What's up, Brandon? I'm currently at work right now, as you can see by this stupid

ass shirt may make me wear, and by the fact that I am driving a golf cart around. Shirt's not bad. Two things. You guys were talking

about the movie, the Jack Ryan movie, and you was talking about baking another one. With him being half pony, and you missed a joke. You could have said

we can call it Jack pony or even half Ryan. Why don't you? You know what? Second thing? There's a out right here. Come out here. Come here in the day. My girlfriend

gets really offended when I take a nap during the day. I usually take at least one nap during the day. Offended? I have a two-year-old and I sleep with her almost every time I put her down. But if I don't have any appointments or anything important to do, I'm going to take a nap player. And also, I don't care what she thinks about it. What do you guys think about it?

More power to you. During the day. All right, love you guys. More power of you, dude. That's great. That's great for him because if, dude, if Kristen... I was trying to listen, so I need you to explain. Okay, so he says about the naps, you're talking about? Yeah.

He just basically said, um, he takes naps in the day and his girlfriend is like, doesn't like it. It's offended. And he's offended by, I mean, he said offended. It's not like she's like, oh my God, I can't fucking believe he took a nap. Maybe, maybe not, but I'm just, so I guess when he puts his daughter down, I think, he takes a nap with her.

And that's fucking awesome. Yeah, I think so too. And also, if you got a job, you fucking do, you know what I mean? It's like, it's not, you're not some like, lazy fuck. Yeah. So, I wonder, I wonder what the girlfriend's thought of it is, really. Like, I wonder if, honestly, maybe she's, if she's taking a nap with, if he's taking a nap with the daughter, maybe she's jealous. I think that, uh, what the thing that jumps out at me is, which is awesome, is that you don't care.

That is, that is a remarkable. Did he say that? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you just skipped the whole thing. He, he said, I was talking over it. He said, I don't, she gets upset and I don't care. that is a remarkable

like my co-dependent ass would not be able to sleep if crystal was like you're gonna take a fucking nap I wouldn't be able to sleep would you? Oh yeah yeah yeah no I wouldn't we feel guilty about different things

yeah yeah for sure I would I would be like oh you don't want me to sleep oh that's cool and then I'd say bitch bitch Leaded scenes from the Three Stooges.

Bitch. Yeah. So if I'm gonna, here's, here's the truth. If I'm gonna take a nap. Yeah, I know. There would have to be a nuclear explosion for me to not fall asleep. I'm, if I'm going, I'm fucking Chris Berman, dude. Going, going, gone.

Juan going going Gonzalez, dude. I'm just out. Like, I'll be laying on the couch at 2.52 p.m. She'll be talking. I don't give a fuck him out. She's pissed. She was talking. I don't give a fuck.

I'm asleep. So many different things happen in my body if my, I mean, this doesn't get, this doesn't happen in my relationship, but like so many different things would happen in my body if Christian was, like, pissed off. I was taking an app. I would be like, angry because what the fuck, dude? First of all, well, I would be angry because I'm like, dude, I don't even. ever have a regular sleep pattern.

Yeah, right. So that's a little different than what this guy's dealing with. Maybe not. I mean, you don't know. No, maybe, well, no, I'm just saying, judging by his shirt, he probably works nine and five. Day job, yeah.

But I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, yeah, dude, because I, I take red eye flights to spend more time with my family, you know? So, but, and I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, dude, you know what happens every single time I do this, I take, I do this. So I go, all right, so like, I'm going to Cleveland, by the time this comes out, Cleveland, she'll be over, but, but, but. Cleveland should be over, Detroit shall be over. But, like, actually no, Detroit's tonight.

But I take the red eye, and I'm so happy that day. I'm so happy that day because I'm like, oh, I get to spend time with my family, my kids, and I get to go when they're sleeping, I leave, and I get that extra day with them, right? You understand? Yeah, I understand. Then I take the red eye flight and get to wherever. And that whole day, I think, I cannot do this anymore. Yeah, sure, yeah.

And then I, every time I booked a flight, I go, no, I want to spend time of my family. It is like... What is the cannot do it anymore? What is that part? I can't do... I'm like, I'm too tired. To take the red eye?

Yeah. I have to get in the day before. I can't do this anymore. I'm like 45. I'm too tired. And then every week I go, no, I'm going to do it. And I can't wait to be to do it. And what happens when you get there?

When I land? Yeah, when you get home. When I get home? Yeah. Oh, I'm just happy to be home, you know, picking shit. You want to take a nap? Yeah. Chris would get mad.

I'm not furious. Huh. No, she doesn't. No. Tough stitch. Um, but yeah. Calvin would get mad. Go on.

No, he'll just fucking dad, dad. Billy doesn't give a fuck. I'll be sleeping and he just goes, pop in my face. It's crazy how any two and a half or three-year-old would just fucking. kick this shit out of you. Yeah, they're basically like mob henchmen.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, they're going to take a nap. They could be so happy, smiling, and just fucking slap you like their James Cagney across the face. And then get happier. Yeah, no, no, it's all, and then cry. Yeah, because you could. Because they see it upset you,

but then they laugh again and slap you again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, give a fuck, what the fuck are you? My son is a mafia henchman, dude. Yeah. you're going to take a nap? Let me get over there. Hey, come here.

Fucking right in the lip. He's like your dickhead great uncle, you know? Yeah, dude. Oh, 100%. God. Oh, fuck. Trying to light your feet on fire while you're on the couch, just taking a nap, you know?

Hey, yeah, give me that lighter. Hey. Name Polly. Give me some kerosene. Put it on there. Look. Look at his feet go. Look at hot foot.

Look at what we got. It's on his pants. Change your fucking clothes. It's all singed Get ready for fucking Easter dinner You want to hear something crazy that I learned the other day When somebody gets into a really bad accident And their

Shoe is still on their foot Oh yeah, no I heard about I know this It's clear that it's more than the shoe is coming off Like the skin Your foot is coming off Like your foot's melted in a car accident or something right It's called de-gloving

you you when they from the skin yep no this is not what I knew that's disgusting I knew something I said that crazy

Donald de Gloving yeah Danny de Gloving what what I thought you're gonna say is when you get hit by a car you fly out of your shoes

there's like a high percentage did you know that yeah that's fucking weird a high percentage if you if that you like I mean it's not like 95%

yeah it's like even if it's like five you're like what that's really weird What's really even weird about that That made me think of a story about I was going to CCD class Which if you're not Catholic

You don't know what that is But go fuck yourself Because it's boring or explain And I sat down He was in it Chris Mocko was in it John Scharro was in it And when I pulled up

When we pulled up There was a fucking big accident Right out in front of the church And I sit down next to John Who was my good friend He's still a good friend A good friend at the time And his shoes are fucking

covered in blood and he's acting like nothing happened like nothing's different and I'm like what the fuck happened to your shoes and he says oh I just pulled all those three people out of the car before it blew up and I was like wow that be

more like self laudatory you know what I mean like pat yourself in the what the fuck don't be so casual yeah like how is your heart not like he's like rust coal you know like just just fucking no pulse you know yeah anyway that's actually very john shard now that i know yeah totally anyway

okay i before we move on oh i want to go back to the green thing no my parents were not killed kermit i would like to know if either one of you could say what ccd stands for cd is like cock cock cranking dicks uh yeah actually that's right going to hell that's right that's right communication, Christian, Catholic communication. If you got this, I would give you $100,000. Oh, man. Now we know it's like some Italian shit. All right, well, whatever.

I thought it was confirmation, like Catholic confirmation, detention because it sucks. Detention. No, I know. Not detention, but what is it? You got one of those words, right? I know that has to be. I don't think, no, you didn't. It's confraternity of Christian doctrine.

Fuck that. Conf fraternity. Fucking Catholics with their pomp and circumstance, dude. You know, you come up with that word is fucking 2,000 years of bullshit. A brotherhood. By the way, I'm not down with brotherhoods either. I would never be down with brotherhoods. Well, we have a brotherhood.

Well, but we're brothers. That's different, though. Yes, I understand. No, I know what you mean, yeah. But it's like having a brotherhood. This is a confraternity. What is a con fraternity? It's three words.

together and everybody knows it. I'm not fucking saying that's one word. It's just a bunch of con men fraternizing. A brotherhood especially with a charitable or religious purpose. Yeah, that's us. Very religious purpose. Charitable.

All right. Okay. Hey, Chris and Matt. So, my neighbor lives right here. But he parks his car right here all the time. Oh, no. And I live.

right here and I don't know what to do he's been parking here for like two years and at this point I don't know if I just let him continue parking there it's been two years or should I go over and be like this park at your place because he has all this room out here plus he has a garage I don't know why he has to park here all the time or my otherwise I was thinking do I just kind of just like crawl up like on the hood of the car and like pull my pants down You know, worse idea. And then take a big fat shit. Yeah, that's what I was going to suggest.

Any advice would be great. Thanks. No, dude. Okay. First of all, the fact that this has gone two years. It's gone on so long. But beyond that, though, that's not even what I'm concerned with. What I'm concerned with is, if that was my house, I would have to know why he's doing that.

I don't even, I wouldn't even necessarily care if there was a valid reason. but I would have to know why that guy thinks he should do that. There's no way I let them go for two years and not be like, yo, I'm just curious. Not that it's a big deal, but why do you park over here? Isn't it annoying for you to walk all the way over here

and get in your car? Let's think of possible reasons. I mean, the number one reason is because he's just an asshole and selfish, I would think, and doesn't want to put it in front of his house because he wants his house to look nice. I guess that's what I would guess. That's the only possible reason I can think of.

Yeah. Which means he should go to his house, knock on his door, and say, whose house is this? And when the guy says mine, say, so where should that car be? The one that's in front of my house? And when he says some whatever bullshit answer, cut him off and say, no, it should be in front of yours. And then walk away. You got to, if someone's.

Here's what sucks about the world. I mean, a lot of things talk about the world. Genocide. But one thing that really sucks about the world is when someone does like a power move, when you didn't sign up for that shit at all, dude. Sign up for what? Like power struggles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

When you're just like you bought a house, you want to live in it with your wife and family, your dog, whatever the fuck. And then there's some guy, literally, literally, he's, That makes no sense. That's not his next door neighbor. He's across the street. Yeah, it's not his next door. He could park on the other side of his house on the other part of the street.

He could park across from the house where the new guy's other guy's yard is. It makes no sense because that's even closer. Yeah, all those places are closer. It's like he's trying to be an asshole. Yes. It's like that. I don't know if that's what he's doing. Which is why he should approach it in the way he should approach it.

Right. If it was slightly understandable, knock and say, hey, what, like, can we talk about this? Whatever. Right. Like, this is, like, so egregious and so plain weird. Well, the big thing is that it's weird because it doesn't, it seems harder for him. Yes, it is the thing. The only thing I can think of is that he could be like, I like the walk to my house from the car.

But still then, park on the other side. Exactly. We're talking about something that brought some up. It's the thing today. I texted, I texted Marco about it in the other text chain that we're in because I thought it would be good for my podcast, but I'll talk about it here. Well, actually, I talked about it. I already talked about it on my pocket. That's why I was going to do part two.

But so this, this lady who works out of my gym, she got to be 30 something, you know, good looking. And also, where's gym outfits to the gym, right? So just so you get a, it's not in like a shirt and pants. She's in like a set. You understand? So I'm painting a picture. And, you know, good body, fit. Goes to the gym all the time, right?

She, that's who she is, okay? And so I'm, uh, I work out, I work out hard, you know, like if I'm, most days I work out pretty hard and I'm sweating. And so I, I take a break from my circuit thing that I'm doing and I go and I sit on a squat, there's a squat rack and then the squat rack will have a floor that's like, you know, 10, I don't know what fucking 10 feet by 10 feet. And that's basically the squat space, right? And you're only kind of in that space. So I sit on the edge of this squat space. because I'm like beat and I just like collapse, right? Follow? She comes up and she says, oh, I'm actually using this area. Okay? So already I'm like, oh, yeah. Already I'm like, well, yeah, but you look at me.

I'm huffing and puffing. What do you think I'm doing? But you're not even using the space. No, I'm not. I'm at the very edge of it. Yeah. And the only reason I'm like, it's a little ledge, so I sit down on it. You know, and she's,

walking up to it like she already put some stuff down there and I say oh yeah no worries I'm just I'm just in the middle of here I'm so I'm so god you're so much nicer than me it's crazy but I have a plan when I do that okay okay I do that because just in case I'm missing some sort of information yeah I never that never crossed the mind and now but I don't think that's good I think it's better to give someone one shot because yeah I hear you never know you never know you never know. I agree with you. I just don't do that. I get that. And most people don't. I feel like so. So, so most people will roll the fuck over. Well, most people roll over. Yes. But if you're going to be someone who's right. Sure, sure, sure. You know, you get mad immediately. So, so I say,

I say, oh, yeah, I just, you know, this happened. And she says, oh, yeah, that's why I put my stuff here. Not like in a Rick Glassman way, like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like in a, you idiot. I love how that's just. Like a fucking term we can use, yeah. She means, like, you idiot? That's the implication? I mean... What stuff?

You know, she had, like, bands and, like, workout shit. And, like, she was putting a box there to jump on, I guess. I don't know. And I was like, oh, yeah. How big is this space? 10 by 10? Nah, it's not 10 by 10. It's like 6 by 6.

Okay. And, uh, really weird. So she said, yeah, but I put my stuff there. And I go, oh. And so now I'm like, oh, this, she's being an asshole. Yeah, right. So I say, oh, yeah, but like I said, I was, I'm just chill. I'm just, I'm in between the thing.

I'm just like exhausted. So I collapsed on it. And she said, yeah, but I'm using it three times. Okay. Okay. So how do you feel about that already? I feel like I would have been very, very, very angry. Okay.

So I say, oh, yeah, no problem. I'm just sitting here. So now I'm like, well, how many times can we go back and Because I'm not going to stop. Yeah. And she did it another time. And then I said, cool, well, I'm just sitting here. And then that was it.

It was four times. Okay. So now I'm like, okay, well, we hate each other, I guess, for no reason? She was just a person at the gym. Yeah. By the way, I've already witnessed this woman be a shithead to her own boyfriend and cut me in line. Well, so you got, so you know. So she's an asshole.

Yeah, yeah. All right. So I'm like, dude, you know, that thing is like, okay. you know, resentment to somebody to poisoning yourself. I don't give a shit. Like, okay, fine, whatever. Let me go. So now I'm doing shoulders today at the squat rack.

And I only do, I don't people, I only do shoulders at the squat rack when nobody's in the gym. Nobody's in the gym. Okay. I'm not using the squat wrap for your shoulders. If the fucking gym is packed, I'm not an asshole, all right? But I want the bar and I want to do the fucking, so I'm doing it.

And I go, I forget my water bottle. So I go to get a drink at the fountain. I come walking back. My plates are already racked. And she said, getting up at that at my spot but your shit already is yeah and i so she's just a fucking hypocrite asshole well she she very well could have not known that i was doing that but the plate the plates were racked and you know usually if plates are racked you go like this and you go

is anybody or did they leave it here you know so she says um so so so i walk past her i'm saying nothing oh go to the bar put my arms on it because I'm about to lift it again, right? But I'm still a little tired. And she says, are you going to be here? And I'm on the bar like, bro, I know. What kind of question is, are you going to be here? I don't know.

That's exactly what she said, though. There's no future. It's just, I'm here. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I actually thought that same thing. Like that, I'm like, what am I going to say? What am I going to, what am I going to say?

but I did a very good thing though okay I go like this and I just I go this much and I go yeah and and and I didn't even fucking I don't know what she did after that yeah she obviously left okay but I go this and now I'm like doing it and I'm like and it felt why it's it's so good to give the fucking some of their comeuppance you know but then it's like oh look at you you fucking idiot this is exactly what I did I didn't even do what you're doing I was just fucking taking two second break and then so I go like this um oh uh this this lady this lady thinks i'm an asshole of course bro that's crazy yeah but she's crazy right so like we're we're never going to live in peace well no that's no they'll never figure out the israel

they'll never live in agreement they'll never Israel and Palestine will always be at war the world revolve everyone behaves in the world like it revolves around them it's nuts dude but also if they didn't do that they'd walk into the street and get hit by a bus every day so like you kind of have to do it and then she'd see it she'd be like i was going to do that the problem is is that she and many many many other people are fucking warped and crazy i don't want to be like that ever dude i i i i hate that well it makes me I understand I think about myself a lot and I joke around and I talk about it and I am selfish

but my God that's just like crazy to me I mean she's entitled Is she really hot? Yeah okay well then there you go That's the end of it But but well it's not just hot women that do that though No that's true

That's definitely true yeah She is hot but I mean now it's like Oh my God dude I look at her boyfriend and oh I dude today I was there and I was like He was in the way of the way Some people are like idiots Not an asshole thing

They're just oblivious They'll pick up dumbbells And work out right there And you can't get to the fucking rest of the equipment And I can't get to the fucking rest of the equipment And I go Oh yo bro

You mind if I'm ever grab this And you're like oh sure So sorry man I'm like this guy's a nice guy Of course he is You can't have two people I know but I am I should have known dude

And I'm like This guy's got to put up With this fucking asshole Did you think at all Throughout this whole story Once Matt didn't interrupt me once? No, but I did think about how

I was wondering that you didn't do a lot of mm-hmms and yeah, and I was thinking about how I wonder if you intentionally did that because we were talking about that. Intentionally, no, I was just letting you go. So normal comment. It's your story, yeah. I'm not gonna, I ask questions,

what are you talking about? Yeah. So what do you mean? I said, well, it was 10 by 10. It was all, I asked questions. Okay, so then you did do it. That's not interrupting. That's clarification.

What I'm saying is, unlike you, I wasn't like trying to make you end the story early and over and over again doing it. Do you understand what I'm saying? Like you do? Yeah. Is it interesting to you? Because I think it's interesting to our fans probably.

It is interesting, yeah. It is interesting. It is interesting. Cool. Well, well. I find it interesting. I find it interesting because I I find your story is very interesting.

I mean, they are interesting. No, no, no. I'm not giving that to you. I'm just saying. Yeah, no, yeah. Yeah. I get what you're saying. But you have a compulsion

where you can't let other people be speaking. Ah. And that's a real problem. that's what's known as a real problem this this i was just trying to tell a story about the lady at the gym this turned into something like sort of an attack and i'm not to me really and i just kind of was like no you know what the truth is i realized at the end of your story i thought wow i didn't interrupt them one fucking time and he wants a medal for it or something i don't know no i just want to contrast me and you and just show everybody the difference what that might mean

what that might imply yeah everybody can take from it what's they want. Yeah, it is annoying. It is annoying. Yeah, it is annoying. It is annoying. It is annoying that I do that. But I will say if you're going to have somebody do it, I would be in that group of, well, don't we get Chris to do it. He's actually good at it. So, but, no, there's no such a thing he's being good at interrupt. I'm just saying, it's like, I'm, I'm the fucking Larry Bird of doing it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, all right. All right. I'm not Larry Bird of interrupting. All right, let's do another one.

What's up, DeLia Brothers? This guy. This guy. I've got a complicated driving situation I need your solution for. So my wife and I both have SUVs. Mine's a little bit bigger. But when she is a passenger in my car, she tends to get car sick. And so she likes to take her car, but I'm almost 6'5, so I don't fit in her car very well.

He looks like a big guy. And then the last time I tried to do. drive her car, I hit my knee into her dashboard and broke some buttons, so she did not like that. Oh, I see these guys are and I'm okay being the passenger princess, but she is

not a big fan of that, so I try to drive her car, but it's just, you know, it's not that comfortable. So, what do we do? She can be car sick in my car or I'm stuck in her car. All right, guys are fucking old. Thanks for the show. Look, I've got to, I just imagine him in her fucking Fiat with his

head out of the fucking sunroof, you know. This sucks because you've got to be the guy and be like, all right, let's take your car if you get nauseous. And this guy's fucking all cramped up and shit, but he's 6'5. But by the way, you're welcome, lady. He probably lays it down, dude, he's 6'5. All chicks only want is a tall guy.

And she's probably like, no, I got to, dude. And so he's got to crumple into your fucking Fiat. That's so shitty, dude. You know what, I would get a new girlfriend. She said he has an SUV. She has an SUV. It's just not big enough for him. I'm

honestly get a little fucking car sick relax what are you gonna do fucking pull over and vomit what are you got driving to fucking two hours away

you're going to fucking 12 minutes down the street you'll be fine let him drive his fucking car not a bad people would say that's not chivalrous right well chivalry is dead as they say

well they do say that they've been said that for a long time though when are they going to give that up like if it's dead it's dead stop saying it Nobody keeps fucking talking about, like, well, you know, Genghis Khan is dead. People still say God is dead, and that's older than fucking chivalry is dead. You know what that's all about, though. People, you know, why they do that.

But then they say chivalry isn't dead. You know, they'll have a video of a guy doing something nice and they'll be like, it's because they're on video. Chivalry is actually resurrected. We've resurrected chivalry. And on the eighth day. Just fucking get in a car and go there, you know. is Kristen when she gets car sick dude who gets car sick that's not a thing i know it i know i

know i know it's not something they say it's an inner ear thing but they only do that to shut you up because you don't know how to fucking respond to that way what do you say i move around plenty in my own and i never get nauseous dude uh and so uh but this is how christian gets nauseous we're in the car i'm driving first of all i break she goes ooh okay and i'm like well you got to fucking you know what do you want me do slam into the we'll be really sick then but she so i'm sit in there and this what she's just and it goes like this and we're driving and she goes like this. Oh, I'm nauseous. If she looks at something, the phone, if she starts reading words, she goes like that.

Well, that's the, I mean, there's a fucking solution right there. Stop looking at your phone. I know, I know. But then after she's nauseous, we still got to deal with it and I'm an asshole if I don't. I don't go. How do you deal with it? Well, what's the, what's the solution? She's cross to drive so gingerly. Okay. I don't like that. No, I mean, that's terrible, yeah. I mean, the solution is for her to not read while you're driving. That's the way to get car sick.

Because your eyes are stationary, but everything's moving around you. Yeah. That's how people get car sick. Oh, I don't know about this. All right. In denial. Well, just like, you know, on a boat, does it make sense? Seesick, I guess?

Well, seasick is fucking completely different because you're just like this and you're fucking... She needs a new car. They need to go car shopping for her. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, down the line, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that actually is a good. I mean, the guy's almost 6'5. That's fucking big.

And check out a lot of cars with big front passengers. That is true because some big cars suck. Like, I used to drive a G class, and that is a fucking, you, if you're over 510 in that car, it sucks. And it's a big car. Expensive car, too. Well, but yeah, but it's just like. Your knees hit the thing, and it's like, and they tricked me, and I got two of them.

We got two of them? Not at the same time, back to back. I was like, I'm getting rid of this fucking car, and I get there, and they're like, well, we've got the new version. Look at it's totally different. I was like, oh, it kind of is different. I got it, and my knees still fucking hit the thing. Such an idiot, dude.

Yeah, that's not good. All right. Get your girl a new car. What's up? This is Joel from Jacksonville. We know. Chris has me come to Jacksonville. We'll be there front row.

Obviously, to meet you. Obviously. last week. Because the Dahlia's have infected us with the mine virus. Oh, this is the dude

we pause it. Anyway, I got something that this dude was the guy by meeting, greet that was like, dude,

you don't recognize me? I'm always, I'm like, oh, shoot, I don't know, dude. It's like,

yeah, I've called in on, Lifeline called in on Golden Hour. I was like, you do, I recognize his name.

Yo, if he had said Joe, if he had said his name, I would have recognized it. I fucking totally know this guy. Yes. What's his name again? Joel

Joel, right, yeah, yeah Totally get this guy I totally know who you are Now that I have met you I completely know who you are I know from golden hour or not from you are okay He looks the best he's ever loved

Well he didn't usually have the beard That my wife does And I have to do something Chris said In his episode of congratulations Chris mentioned at the very end Annoyingly I might add Nice Without giving it its flowers

At the end he just went Oh there's a really good band Pete and Boss And, like, yeah, they're awesome. They slap through these old British guys. And then ends the episode. It drove me crazy. Because I've been listening to Pete and Boss for about a year.

And I was like, oh, my God, Delia. And he needs to hear these guys. They slap. It's one of those things where it's, like, 100% parisocial. And it's just like, you know when someone's going to like something. And you did. So I was right. Boom.

Point for me. Okay. The only thing is my wife has never liked Keeping Boss. And I play him around the house all the time. And she's always like, it's annoying, whatever. Really? But now that Daddy Delia gave it his stamp of approval. She likes it.

Yeah, she's playing Pete and Boss all throughout the house. What's the fuck is he saying? My wife. Pete and Boss. No, she can do that. It's her prerogative. The chance of her mind.

Absolutely. She's allowed to. I prefer that she does. We can't listen to Pete and Boss together. Yeah, true. What I don't like is that she never gave me the credit. Like, when you find something cool

and you want someone to give you the credit, like, you know. Especially music, bro. That was awesome. Good find. Never got it. Never gave me the royalties. Sucks.

and I want it even more so because she naysaved them and was like No, they're weird I don't get it. And now she won't even acknowledge that she was like that. She's like, no, no, no, it's just I heard her so much

and blah, blah, but. Oh, God, dude. Change your tune, stick to your guns or give me the credit. Yeah, give me the emotional. Am I being too much? Am I being too much?

No, no, no, no. I don't know. Probably going to be a menace about it either way, but we'll see. I haven't even mentored to her. I probably won't. Wow, that's crazy. Give me the emotional.

The worldies. Yeah. That is hilarious. This is so relatable probably to everyone. How do I not know a band that you know? They're two British, old British rappers. They're actually good. Oh, that's why.

They're actually good. But it's funny because they're old. And they're British. No mistaking. Oh, roll out there. Like, it's just like crazy. So you know them, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Of course Marco knows what he's are British Well no To be fair I'm not that into them Oh really Yeah I mean it's not I don't listen to music Just wait to hear what he thinks

Go ahead I don't hear what About what You're gonna change his mind Just like his wife Oh no it's It's um It's just

The most relatable thing ever I mean When you show somebody music or a movie Or art or something like that And they don't you know it's like the whole thing where it's like oh yeah i listen to fucking corn before they even you know what i mean and then the person's not giving you your shit whatever it is bro you know and um and then they go and then they go oh because someone else said it that would drive me i'd be

like oh this person is not like they don't live in reality i mean divorce well that's harsh but but i love how he hasn't even brought it up to her yeah that it's how how has it not even come up it's even more relatable that way because it's like a fucking this is like this guy has like a problem in his head that by the way isn't a problem because he gets to listen to the music he likes more now but it's created a problem in his head for himself and he's getting pissed off now and he hasn't even brought it up to fix it he's only upset because of him it's amazing so my my thing is let that shit go or bring it up and make fun of her yeah you got to do one of the yeah i mean this is what the where you're living right now is purgatory and it sucks but the first

one is untenable clearly so bring it up with her it's hilarious this is a hilarious situation. Why the fuck do you like this music? I used to always talk about liking and you only like it now because Chris said like, what the fuck? Say that. Well, I wouldn't. Not in those words. Yeah, I actually wouldn't even say, I wouldn't bring me up at all. I'd be like, what's the deal with you listening to these guys that I like so much? All of a sudden, that used to naysay and see how she comes about it. If she comes clean and says, oh, because, dude, that's hilarious, bro. I would be Dude, if I was trying to get fucking Kristen to watch a movie and then she was at a party and like fucking, you know, whoever with a fucking bigger podcast was like, you got to see this movie. And then fucking, she's like, I saw the movie and it was awesome.

How would you feel? I'd be like, because fucking Tim Dillon said so. You know what I mean? that would be it would it would be that is so funny to me that is such a situation i would stew over i don't think i i'm not trying to just be like this i don't know how much that would bother me i'm i'm not saying it would it wouldn't there's no like it wouldn't hurt me at all it would just be like you motherfucker yeah sure yeah yeah yeah totally wow you got to bring it up or you're creating the whole

problem yourself that's i don't think there's a version where he doesn't bring it up okay well that's healthy for him for him right yeah so bring it up and i think you're right about not mentioning you why would you do that yeah but just feel like what what got you into this shit now you know you know because you used to hate how i listen to this well why are you listening to it now not like accusatory but like hey this is cool like why do we get to listen to this now all of a sudden spin it in a good way good you know what baby and then i'm gonna think about the reasons i love you And then here's the problem If she lies, divorce

Because she could just make up some shit And say it's not What it really is And if you know what it really is And she lies, divorce Is the only solution A lawyer So you either

You either don't mention it at all Which is not an option Or you mention it And if she lies, you divorce her If she tells the truth, you hug her Pretty cut and dry, dude Yeah, it's simple Okay

uh thank you joel that was good and i do remember i just met him fucking last week why does he look so different all the time because he has different he's like deno but the first time he he he submitted he looked black i know he did he's like deneiro about the fucking facial hair pony you know i mean like it's always like what the fuck did he do like deno has a ponytail in great expectations it's just fucking weird you know yeah i guess so but it's more than deno because deno never looks black You know, he literally, I thought he was a black guy. Well, that guy is mixed. He is?

Actually, he might just be white. He just looks like a regular white guy. Like Brendan Schaub's just white. Right, yeah, exactly. I thought he was Mexican. Really? I thought he had a little Mexican in him, yeah. Just the white guy.

Uh-huh. Anyway, I'll be in Oxnard. I'll be in Ontario. I'll be in Los Angeles. I have a show, actually, at the upstairs comedy club on December 20th. And then I will be in Milwaukee and I will be in West Nyack. Get those tickets. Thank you very much.

Chris Leia.com. You'll be in Ontario, too. You didn't say that. Ontario, yeah, and New Year's Eve at San Antonio. Ding! Join my Patreon at patreon. At patreon.com slash Matt DeLea.

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