Lifeline - 190. Loc'd In Love

Episode Date: December 14, 2025

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It's episode 190 It's Sunday December 14th Shout out to Legends app for sponsoring this show Legends is of free to play social casino and sportsbook. Check it out at Legends.com. That's with a Z. Now, happy birthday. Yeah, you can't forget the happy birthday. To offset Vanessa Hudgens and Benji Croll, whoever Benji Croll. Why did you put Benji Crosse? I don't know who that is. Is it Nick's brother? I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. Tick to what? A Ticktokker? Okay. Shame on me for not knowing

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Your cash is messed up or something maybe. Cash. I mean, West Nyack, Milwaukee. I don't know why that's happening, Marco. Don't know. Huh. Okay. Weird.

Yeah, because that was... And there we go. Charlotte, North Carolina, Milwaukee. A bunch of West Niagara. Nope. Montreal. A bunch of Milwaukee. I don't like it.

Cincinnati, Columbus, St. Louis, Little Rock. Sacramento. Anyway, go to Crisley.com. I'll be in San Diego. You know what's up. I've been to Little Rock. You've been through Little Rock. You've been through Little Rock?

Been in Charlotte. No, I've been too Little Rock. You were in it? Oh, yeah. Why? For days. Why? I was a special...

guest for the Little Rock Film Festival. Oh, right, that's right. And boy, oh, boy, did I get the royal treatment? Really? I got a Bill Clinton talking doll. I got a suite at the nicest hotel in Little Rock, which is shitty. It's not. It was... It's probably nice. It was... I mean, it was nice, but it wasn't like,

you know... I get it. Yeah. And I like Little Rock, though. But I think it's because Little Rock like me, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't think if I went through Little Rockerbeck, oh, it's a nice place. Anyway, obviously, subscribe to this channel, super good. And of course, of course,

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So anyway. You made it sound like your tour was called something. that it's not go for it yeah it is yeah my bad brother so i'm glad i brought it up my bad brother no no no it was just called something else yeah but i but i but i but i posted already a few days ago you've never said it you've never said it but bad brother for not paying attention my algorithm but what i'm doing is bringing attention yes either way to the fact that it you don't listen in your bad brother gotcha that it's called go for it go for what go for it me nope see abenicester i don't like the laurel-hardy abacastella stuff that we do but we do it

We don't do it. We did it last time, remember? I don't know what it is. But you know what? You know what? I will say is that my... You ever have like your skin be sensitive in a certain area? Yes.

I hate that. And that's what's happened on my back right here. And there's nothing there. Oh, cool. Just be sensitive right there skin, I guess. Touch it less. Why, I can't barely even touch my shirt rubs up against it. So unless I go shirt lifts.

But then I have to ring towels around for the ladies. But it just adds like one... It's like one day, right? No, it's only been today, yeah. Yeah. So, but I just, you know, I want to go shirtless today, but it's like, I can't, dude, I don't want to bring around that many, around that many towels for the ladies. That's really stupid to say twice.

Well, if I see, if they, if they see me, though, you know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. Which is basically agreeing with. But I don't think that that is the thing that. I don't want them slipping a fault. Reflects reality in any way. If they have insurance, sure, it's still annoying.

What kind of insurance would they have for that? Health insurance, because I'm saying. saying if they're slipping and falling what happened when she's filling out the form and this was because you saw who and he had his shirt off was that and his shirt was off okay um and you're in here for a fractured ribs okay um you know and a blown hammy a doctor and a blown hammy uh so yeah uh so that's what it's been going on in my life and then also i have a personal record of what i squatted yesterday. Go ahead.

It was 265. That's the most ever squatted. And that's fine. And I don't know. It's just cool, you know. Feels good. Feels really good.

Do you think you can do it again? Yeah, not right now, but yeah. I'm so sore. You're short from doing that? Yeah. And among other exercises. Yes. Yeah, squats are not.

Wait, have you been running? I run like, On my, as we know, running machine. Yeah. Running machine, yeah. Four or five times a week, yeah. So yes. Well, yeah.

I mean, I didn't stop since last week. Yeah, that's what I'm not. No, no, no, no, no. That's amazing, dude. That's amazing. Yeah. I mean, I don't like it. Yeah.

I know. It's tough. Even if you get into a rhythm, I don't like it under any circumstance. Mm, gotcha. I like it after because of the feeling. It's great feeling. Your brain, it's good for your brain. Yeah.

And your body, obviously. But I don't. There's no part of it that I'm like, this is going to be fun. I'm going to enjoy this. No, what I've been thinking of is, what if I had a thing where whatever city I went to, I did some sort of outside activity, like workout thing and also performed in the city. Like if I went to Cincinnati, which I am going to, chrously.com, if I said, Yeah, but at 2 p.m.

We're all meeting up at the park and we're doing this. Uh-huh. Exercise. Now, here's the thing. I would like that because of the fact that I like making people laugh and I like doing the shows. And then I was thinking about now, like what that is and that makes people feel good. And then I thought, I'd like people feel good. And then I was thinking, working out makes you feel really good.

Okay. And I was like, well, it's kind of like that. Now, that's why I would like it. Plus, also it would give me an excuse to get out. doors and do that stuff. Now, here's, here's what I wouldn't like that. I was just going to say, yeah, okay, is because I don't want to have to talk to however many people show up and take pictures. It's not about that. It's about the working out. The only reason anybody would go to that would be to talk to you. In the beginning. No one would be like I'm going to get my squats in with Chris.

In the beginning, yes. In the beginning, when you start it, my fans would come. The seventh time you go to Cincinnati, they'd get it? No, no. I'm saying my fans would come to see me in the beginning, right? And then I'm saying if I built something that became something that was like a movement, not a movement, but you know what I mean, like some sort of brand. I mean, I'm not doing for money, but like, at least at this point, but like then it could become a thing that people would go to. Like that's how things start. Zumba. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I think you're so far down the rabbit hole of like workout life that you, your mind is getting warped. Like, if you would be willing to, I'm not asking to do it.

I understand. But if you would be willing to show people your explore page on Instagram, it is literally only men with their shirts off, either flexing or doing something that a gay guy would get a bone or two, the end. Am I wrong? Well, yeah, no. Yeah, not wrong. Or gym equipment or, yes. Occasionally there's cleavage somewhere

But it's usually I mean dude Last time we do this sometimes We'd be like show us You know and mine will be like Just random stupid shit No mine was abysmal Stupid shit

Oh yours was literally only men With their shirt off It was only Yeah it was unbelievable Dudes Glistening buff dudes It makes me It makes me

Want to work out Yeah I get it It's an echo chamber I understand But Diplo has a thing Where he does a run club And it's become a thing

And people go you know, they love Diplo but people also go because they're like, oh, I want to be healthy. I think that's awesome. Run. I would not do a run. I wouldn't do a run.

I hate running. But like, you know, I don't know. Maybe there's something. I was just thinking about branching out and doing that and also like what makes people feel good. You know, and maybe it would make me feel good

like making a positive impact like that. Like I make a, obviously I make a positive impact on certain people's lives, but like, you know, what if I did that too? For health, that's kind of cool. It's just a thought I had. Jack La Lane, you know.

Before you know what, I'm 100 doing a thousand chin-ups. What was the thing Jackal Lane only ate? It was like, didn't even like a specific diet that you only ate? I don't know. But anyway, fuck Jack La Lane, dude. Well, that's really harsh, especially speaking of the dead that way. Is he dead? Yeah.

Fuck him. He would be 150 now. Fuck him. He wasn't that healthy then if he didn't live there. They say that the average age life is going to be 100s. I don't know, I just said it. Nah, dude, average age is going down now, right now. Yeah, yeah.

That's because of Waymo. They keep crashed into shit. Nope. Nope. You think it's... You ever been in Waymo? No. Uh-uh.

Crazy. Do you see the one that got into the police that went right through the police standoff? No. Oh, so funny, dude. And it just pulls over the people get out and they're just like this. Waymo, I remember being... Hey, they got in way more of... a situation that I thought so.

Deeply confused about why anybody would ever get in a WIMO, and I realized, obviously. You don't want to talk to the fucking driver. No, well, there's that. Please. But that can't just be the only appeal. I think what I've come to learn is the appeal is for women to not have to worry about a creep, which is a huge deal. Yeah, true.

In any kind of Uber or fucking Lyft situation. So for a woman to get a WOMO, that makes total. sense. Get way more away from men, you know what I mean? I mean, also, it is safer. It's safer? Statistically, yeah. Well, yeah, human errors. They're just, they just don't crash. I mean, they did, they did drive it to some

police shoot out. I mean, I've seen videos of them crashing, so. But, you know, Uber's get into, dude, I was in Uber once. No, no, no, I get what you're saying, yeah, yeah. And a person, my Uber ran over a person when I was in the car. Yeah, I remember that, yeah. Did? Yeah. Hit a person in the crosswalk, she

flew up on the hood and off the side. When you're in it. Uh-huh. Oh, that's the Mako touch. In an Uber. That's crazy. You're just going to crinkle that real loud. I want to try it.

I can't. It's been looking at me. You've been looking at it. Right. Yeah. Anyway, you want to get into it or what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm eating a thing.

He's chilling. Christoff, Machu. Oh, wow. Straight to it. At what age? Does it grow, man? Does it become bit? to take a bath.

I never. Is it after you become a teenager? No. Is it after you lose your virginity? I mean, no. Is it after you get married and have kids? I haven't did any three yet. Whoops.

I mean, so lazy. So lazy and about to be saying any of that. I think that you take a bath whenever you want, period, and that's how it goes. I do think baths are, I, I don't, I'm not a fan of baths. I'm not a bath. You're not? you seem like you would be i'm not i'm not i'm not i'm not a bath guy i'm not a hot top guy uh yeah i'll swim but i want like be just being in a bat well the thing about a bath is like

you use the soap yeah like the soap's just in there and then everything that was on you was in there too like disgusting you shower you get everything off of you i was giving the kids baths yesterday uh-huh and uh calvin was like putting it in his mouth and spinning out like heaven don't do that right and he was like okay and he would just do it again of buddy don't do that and he was like why and i'm like because it's disgusting water he was like why yeah it's harder explain uh but baths are if you want to take a bath and you're like yeah if you like baths take them it just i think it's a bitch to even think about a bath being so bitch like what you like what about a bath is even like remotely tied to something that is it's a little

negative it's not it's just i think he's i think what he's thinking probably is it's feminine fuck that yeah i understand but that's probably what he's thinking that because it's a little it's it's it's a i mean not that it's feminine but women love baths because they get to uh i've had such a pretend stressful day of doing nothing you know what i mean i mean so sexes no no no no no you know but no my god all this you know everything is you know made up in my head oh my god it's such a struggle but don't don't don't get mad at me for that because if you do my wrath will come down on you you know what I mean

that kind of stuff that that kind of stuff Sedeeper ends to sexist No but it's all good And it's all good But that's what that is Oh God forbid you complain about working And providing

Let me make up a bunch of things in my head That's stressful and then think about it And that's the thing That's really stressful to me is thinking Sexist And next one Hey guys, how are you? I mean

My name is Camille What about $100 million? I'm calling you guys from A San Francisco Illinois and my question is regarding cold snowing seasons or Norway if you guys had to move to a cold snowing season city somewhere up north into the United States which city would you guys choose oh jeez I live in Shamburt, Illinois and as you guys can see wow this is what it looks like

now I want to be there this summer bro we just had a recently a snowstorm a few days ago which gave us at least 12 inches of snow yesterday was getting a little bit warmer which was hopeful and then over the night we got extra 10 inches of snow and now we have to deal with

shoveling this bullshit which is a fucking travesty but hey it is what it is I come from Poland so we have a similar season so it's not a big surprise for me I deal with that shit since I was a kid but if you guys had to move to a city where you have to deal with that shit

which city would you guys choose Chris I was a fan from day one I think I don't think I missed any episodes of congratulations just like I didn't miss any episodes of Lifeline Matt

you're the shit thank you my friend so keep doing your thing and what's after I'm stuck in Siberia yo wow I mean not in southern Siberia yes

I'll be there this summer Schaumburg, Illinois. Yeah. Wait, where did he say he lives? Schaumburg, Illinois. Really? It's outside of Chicago. That's so weird.

Did I know it? No, that you're going to be there. I know everything. That's not evidence that you know anything, actually. Okay. But, uh... The hell that guy wound up in Schaumburg. I am not in the spy program?

I actually thought he said he was in Norway, but I do know that Chicago's going to get hit hard, so it wouldn't make sense. He said Illinois. Okay. Twice actually. So, I mean, probably Chicago. What? Is my answer?

Really? Yeah, I love Chicago, yeah. Really? Yes. I mean, I haven't been in a minute, but I loved Chicago less than a lot. No, that would not be what I pick. Like, in New York City, doesn't count. I guess not if he's talking about being snowy, upper northern, I mean, I don't know.

New York is north, but it's not like, I don't consider that. I would say New York doesn't count in here. his eyes because I guess that's maybe where I would pick somewhere in New York. But upstate would come. Oh, maybe, yeah. Upstate would. Sure. Yeah. Albany. You know what? I change it actually. Yeah, like somewhere near Albany is probably where I would live. Not me. I love it. I love it up there. It's so pretty. I would pick like Denver or Utah, like, what's the Salt Lake City? Or I think I would pick something like that, probably, I think. I don't think I would pick that. Montana? I mean, I've never been there.

That's the thing. I don't know. I want to go, but, yeah, I would think I would pick somewhere like that. I don't think I would pick. More vista-y than city? Yeah, East Coast gets, I mean, the West Coast is beautiful, like Utah and like Denver. And, like, there's, if you're, if you're hit hard in Chicago, bro, you want to fucking jump off a building. Maybe, but it's like if you're in the middle of fucking, let's just say Montana, even though you didn't pick it.

in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, but that's why I would say not Montana, and I would say Denver or. Gotcha. Yeah, because they've, I mean, you know, because that's how Syracuse and Albany is anyway. Yeah, but they're towns.

Yeah, I know, but you've been to Albany? I've been outside Albany a lot. It's just not, it's not, it's okay. It's just like, I don't know. What about, like, Aspen? Yeah, something like that would be nice. Fuck all the hot moms in Aspen. Yeah, so crass.

Yeah, I would do something like that. Aspen would be cool. I would do something like that more so than a hardcore city, like Chicago. We have to risk a dying from the cold or a knife wound. You know what I mean? Aspen is like where you live now, but just snowy. Kind of, yeah. Ski town, though?

I don't. A seasonal town is. Yeah, I understand that's annoying, except for the fact that if you live on the outskirts of it, you don't, I don't ski so I wouldn't. Jackson Hole, dude. That's a good one. That's what I'm talking about. Wyoming. That would be great. That's Wyoming, right? Jackson's butt hole, yeah. You've been here? No, I've not been there, but I know about it. It's Wyoming, you said, right? It is Wyoming? I'm saying it. Yeah, Jackson Hall of Wyoming. It was me who said it. Oh, okay. Yeah, don't get that twisted. Okay. I won't. But I do, yeah, I don't know. I just something about the city and the cold. I love cities. I'm a city guy. I'd rather be in a city. But in the cold is just. Dude, I

had murder me mono one year living in new york on my own no from january to march no it was no by far the worst experience of my life no just like you can't go anywhere you can't do anything anybody can't swallow god that's terrible and you don't ever know when you're going to get better and uh yeah it was the worst experience in my life going downstairs to the corner store to get a sandwich which was like, it's fucking like, like, seal team six shit.

You know, you want to die, bro. How about when, sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night and it's too cold and I go,

kill me. Well, that makes you a pussy, I think. No, I go, I go literally, I say,

oh, this is it. I go, and so they go, like I'm so shake. And it's not, it's 69 degrees. Why is it 609 degrees? That's so cold.

Yeah. I like it cold and my, my lowest is basically 71, I think. Yeah, I don't go below 72 ever, dude. I wish, dude. What do you mean you wish?

You can do whatever you want. Kristen gets cold or a hot. Do you wear... At 69? No, I mean, if I put it on 73, she'll lose her mind. Wow, dude. Well, no, she won't lose her mind. She'll be like, I told you you can't put it on 73.

73... If the thing about sucks about our houses, it has pockets. Every house. Yeah, my house too, yeah. Mine, I've never seen it so egregious. It's like... I don't know if that's the right word, but like, it'll be, it'll be fucking 76 in one room. And then 68 in another.

Yes. Oh, it's terrible. And it's bad for you. Me too. Same same thing. I hate it, dude. I want to fix it, dude. I need a dragon in my living room so he could just breathe fire.

You can fix it. It's just extremely expensive. Yeah, that's fine. And I will eventually, but it's just like, oh gosh. you know big problem big first world problems you know yeah i know it's just oh my god i can't even believe the difference i didn't know that that was totally normal what different pockets and shit like i've never had that in my house the common yeah oh dude my house the most i should have like cargo pockets okay i don't no no no like legit you know those supreme over the shoulder

bags yeah two of those i i have no idea the metaphor you're you're trying to articulate Think of a trash bag. Okay. Two trash bags. Yeah. That's what my house is like. Wow. One has a heater in it, I guess, and one with it.

I guess, dude. Just fucking drowning in it, you know? All right. All right, next one. All right, quick PSA, Legends, online casino, and sports book. A 100% match on your first purchase, up to, all the way up to $100. The highest return to player. Lightning Fast Redemptions.

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Again, we got a lot to talk about, so stay focused. And Chris, there's a question at the end for you, and you'll like it. First thing, last week you guys talked about the submission I had, the passenger princess. Matt, you were 100% right. It's like a 12-minute car ride to Whole Foods. She can get a little car sick. it's fine right yeah and then your producer macko or something he was also right that she needs

a new car a little bit bigger SUV but she likes it's like a little sporty lexus SUV thing but like this is an accurate mdx and i have to put the seat back my knees on the steering wheel i'm a big guy so i don't know anyways um next one is the gym chris you're talking about the girl in the gym and like that whole situation i'm a personal trainer in Palm beach area concierge i go people's like condos and houses and stuff but i also work out in public gym So I've seen it all, and it's just gym etiquette. A lot of people don't know what they're doing or what to do. Like you can't circuit in a large gym if people are there.

You're sharing equipment, whatever. Like a lady comes in and sets up right in front of the dumbbells, and she's not using the dumbbells. I'm like, set up somewhere else. People just don't know. And you just look at them like, they're retarded. I don't know what else to do, but, yeah, it sucks. And then the question, Chris, we need to know about this workout you're doing.

What kind of circuit or you're crushing, like hitting your goals? Let's know. Anybody got a pillow? for this segment dude for me nuts dude nuts dude nuts

two I can't believe of going heavy bro heavy okay heavy weights another

you know some lighter I'm doing five six weight training days a week okay two of those are heavy. One of those is maybe a little bit more of a circuit hit workout. And I will also do sprints at least once a week. And then sometimes I'll have like a different separate cardio day,

dude. And that's succinct. I could get completely involved, but I won't. No, thank you so fucking much, dude. All right. That was so much more succinct than I thought it would be. Please keep it that way. You're not going to. You're not going to. No, I am. But there's a thing I do. yeah you're not doing it yeah you're going on and on there's the thing i do where i i really did i do a circuit on my leg days and and i did it so well the other day that after the gym somebody walked up to me and complimented me it was on what a great leg circuitry great leg day circuitry no well okay so hey hey man hey man i just want to let you know great leg day circuitry could you imagine if you said that i mean what so what happened was it was the first

time in so long anybody has come up to me for any other reason than oh you know you're funny I follow you on whatever I did a good show dude I couldn't

I was like whoa dude it was like dude that's what it's like for a normal person I couldn't believe it but it was so awesome and I thought about it all day and the next day dude but he came up and he was like hey man and I go oh here we go hey what's up

I was going to say something about the shows he says dude I just got to say, man, you work out really good. Like, you, you, you really were, like, doing your legs and, like, really working hard. And I was like, damn, dude, thanks. And he was like, yeah, he was like, you just, no nonsense. And I was like, yeah, man. And I was like, a lot of dilly dallyers in that gym, you know?

And he was like, yeah, there's a lot of dilly dallyers. And I go, I really appreciate you saying that. And you walked away. Finished my salmon, dude. I mean, dude, it was unbelievable. or it was unbelievable. I went home, I told Kristen, she didn't give a shit. Oh, I know why she didn't give a shit.

Well, it was just, it made me feel great. Oh, okay. Well, then she should have given me. Well, no, no, no, no. I understand that that's, I totally get who fucking cares. Yeah, who cares it all about that. I totally get it. I totally get it.

I get it. Yeah, I got recognized yesterday last night, so it doesn't matter. From? Doesn't matter. From? I mean, I don't mean. I don't mean. Fucking Mission Impossible for.

That was. off the side of the plane i i know i know what from but i guess what i mean is like how so can you break it down yeah uh i was walking my dog and some dude across the street as if he knew me just shouted like hey i'm just a friendly guy so i'm like hey what's up man and he goes oh man hey yeah like he's squinted kind of and i'm like he's like he's what he's squinting like he's seen me before and I'm like wait I don't know this guy and he's like he's like oh no no I just I love your show dude that's it I didn't want to like bug you out or anything I was like oh oh that's nice yeah yeah yeah it's uh it's always nice when someone's like succinct but they're not like a

like let's talk about it yeah I do cognizant of the fact that like you want to keep moving is what I appreciate yeah I do understand the the reason why people do that And it is hard not to do that because you want to not be awkward and you want to and so it just you end up making it more awkward. But yes, I do agree with you. Yeah. It was a good one. That's cool. Anyway, famous. Go ahead. Yeah. Okay. Hey, Matt, Chris, Chris and Matt, big fan. Quick movie question. Do you guys prefer credits at the beginning or after the movies? I feel like growing up, they were always at the beginning of the movies. More often, yeah. And then, like, big shift, and they were just always at the end. Recently, the past couple of years, you start seeing some at the beginning, and I liked it. I don't know why I'd notice that, but I'd like it. So, which ones do you guys prefer?

What is he talking about? Thanks. Do you mean literally, what are the words he said? No, I know what he's saying, but there are always credits at the beginning and it. Well, yeah, that's true, but he's talking about like. Those, those. There are movies back from back in the day when we were growing up. Scrolling beginning credits.

Not even, just like one, one, one for like seven minutes. In the beginning. While the movie's going. Got it. Yeah. Like a TV show does now. Right. But that they do.

So what do they do now? A lot of times the movie just begins. But it has credit to the beginning. It has a title and then it begins. And there's nothing else besides a title. Oh, really? Often, yeah. But, but, but, okay, so I guess what I'm confused is they're always at the end.

That is, that was more my thing about. what he was saying. Yeah. Do you want them at the beginning or not? It's basically what he's saying. Basically, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

I would say it's probably better if they don't have them at all because you just start the movie and you fucking get to watch it. I want credits besides the title of the movie. Oh, yeah, you have the title. At the end. I don't want like anything on the screen besides the movie. Yeah, I think I don't like that either. And if you're going to do it, I think, I think.

I think doing it before the movie is fine. Right. Like having an opening credit sequence is cool. Like, remember, like, we were kids. Mission Impossible does that. Yeah, and also. The movie you were in. But Mission Impossible does it after the cold open.

Like, they almost copy TV to a T. Yeah. I mean, some movies, like, we used to grow up. Yeah, it would be like if a Harrison Four movie, it would take like 25 minutes before it even started. Right. But what I was going to say is the Pink Panther movies would have the exclusive opening. sequence than the movie which is gone that's actually i dude that's insane that we used to do that

knowing what we do now is that's crazy yeah nobody would sit through that to even think that someone would sit through that back then is wild to think about yeah yeah it was a respect thing though you'd be like oh this is who made the thing let me sit watch it's also every name in the movie involved would be delivered during that sequence i know like the director to costumes to sound to everything isn't that we to think that people used to do that that used to be the norm and they used to sit in the theater for that is crazy you would fucking dude turn it off immediately if netflix did that you'd be like oh this i'm not watching this one well you would skip it and there would be a button to right right right right and then there would be

a button to uh speed it up times two which is insane which they do yeah they don't have that on the actual t i i don't ever see that they have they have that option To watch twice in 2X speed. Like it's a fucking podcast. Not even if you do it for a podcast, it's weird. It is, but if you're just trying to get information in your brain, that's one thing. But like, if you're trying to watch something someone made and you have the fucking gall, the disrespect to be like, I speed it up twice. The 2x, this is just not cutting it for me.

It's just weird. You're a fucking weird loser, dude. Yeah, it's weird because it's a, has it would, I do, I guess. people do it. I mean, they have that. That's so weird. If it's remained a feature, yeah. I can't imagine knowing somebody who does that. Yeah, if you don't like something at one X, turn it off. Right. I agree. Don't just be like, I still need to know what's going on Samantha and Alex, so I'm going to keep it on 2X. Yeah, it's not sex. You're not trying to get to the nut. Experience the story. Fuck yeah, dude. Sometimes I make so much sense.

I actually didn't get what you just said. You will. So, okay. Go ahead. There's, what about audiobooks? Do you listen to that sped up at all? I listen to it's sped up. It's slow as fuck. Not 2x though.

2x, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sometimes they're so slow, dude. Yeah, I'll go to like 1.4 max. Well, so you want to get it to the right cadence where you can process it all and get it all as fast as you can. Like, I read this double-barreled, like, 700-page book about Hitler, like, broken up by, like, when he became, When you're studying to be a Nazi I don't know if I could get into this And they were both so long

And I was driving to Montana from L.A. And it was like To read the, to listen to the book? I chose to do that while I was driving I know, I'm kidding Oh, I see what's saying And um Go to Montana becoming Nazi

Oh, this is beautiful Such a nice vista And I was like I can't do I just one X is not going to cut it for me dude Okay, so audiobooks and maybe podcasts sped up. Way different than a visual thing. Yes, information delivered to your brain is completely different. Especially with nonfiction.

And then an audiovisual experience that someone has specifically designed to be one way. Right. Like also sex. Yes. To speed up to getting to the nut part. But yeah, you don't want to do that. I mean, you do want to do that sometimes if you're procreating. But anyway, one and the same.

but the yeah i don't i don't i don't yeah i totally agree with you that's that's crazy yeah i was thinking about something and i forgot it uh it makes me think about how now netflix specifically has a not a mandate but like um what you call it just under a mandate It's not like you have to do this, but they highly recommend, and it's like a part of their ethos that they repeat, they have, in dialogue,

they repeat what's going on in the show every 30 seconds because people are doing other things. That's crazy. And it's like, no, dude. You mean the people watching are doing other things? Yeah, no, dude, the opposite.

Do the opposite so they pay attention. Don't feed them more shit that lets them pay less attention. It's pretty weird And compromise the thing you're doing Because people that are actually watching it Are like, why the fuck is this Person repeating the thing

That just, we literally just saw Yeah And that's most people But there are people out there Because this is stranger things Right It's basically that Um

Yeah Want to know something I did Between The last time I saw you Work out? Well yeah But I mean no something different what's that i read a whole book you got a whole book what was it the housemaid

you read the housemaid yeah do you know it yeah why why why did why did you read the housemate of all the books you could read why did you read a few different reasons i want one number one it's it's a big big book it's in a movie it's a movie coming out so i wanted to read it before the movie came out to see the movie to see what's different about it number two i wanted to I'm sorry, real quick. Is the house being not a remake of the South Korean movie? No. Oh, okay.

Anyway, go on. Then I wanted to do something. I saw the book. I was like, I would never read that. And I'm like, oh, you know what, I'm going to get that? Because I said that. I'm going to read it because I want to do something I never did. Something I would never do.

Okay. Okay. And then I also wanted to read it to be critical of it because I know I'm probably going to not like some of it. And I want to know why it's so good and why people like it. it and I want to be pissed off about it and those are three top reasons and how did all that turn out I guess all of it was pretty much exactly what I thought it would be and I I get it's a page turner but it's just come on dude I'm going to see the movie I'm going to get even more pissed off

who's in the movie again Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Siegfried yeah okay I won't be reading or seeing either one of those things I'll be doing both for the both of us so yeah but I read the book and there are two more books on it, and I will not read those. Okay. Well, there you have it, folks. And, yeah, so. And I bet if it's a hit,

they'll turn the last two books into five different movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's also such a, such a book for women. It's unbelievable. It's such a book for women. There's a lot of that now. Yeah.

Well, that's true. Just don't read. And that's just the way it is, dude. And I was talking about that with Eric Griffin, and he was like, man, marry. And I was like, like what not really and he was like talking about how you read dude eric griff griffin reads the fucking if you knew what eric griffin reads i don't i don't know if i want to

know but tell me dude it's like uh what is it look up um uh skull scolaria or something he reads this c h oh it's like a book skull no yeah yeah do that No, not as a scholar book. Yeah. It's like, you know, like covers where you'll see like a guy with a sword with big, a big chest and like abs and like a woman like with big titties and he reads that shit? Yeah, dude, not this. No, not that. But yes, yes.

Yes. It's incredible, dude. And I go, isn't that just adult fantasy? Yes, yes. Sci-fi fantasy. Well, it's a kind of adult fantasy. Yeah, it's not Isaac Asimov, though. No, no, no.

You know? Yeah, no. But what were the books with, like, Fabio or? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are romance. He wouldn't read a romance novel. But that's similar. It's kind of the same thing, yeah.

He reads, he reads Fabio books. No, go down. Whatever that one is left. Urban fantasy books. That's the shit he wear. He reads. That. That's a genre?

Yes, urban fantasy. Like vampires in fucking Brooklyn or something. Oh, okay. So, like, Blacula. I'm in. Well, no, not that. No, not blackula. Okay. But this stuff. Urban Fantasy Romance novels. I don't believe this. This is great. That he reads it. Nuts. That he reads it? Yes. That's what he meant. Pretty wild, huh? Or this is what he reads. Urban Fantasy mystery novels. Like, he's on podcast with you, streaming himself playing Warzone and then doing this. Yeah, it's a raising a child. It's really wild. It's really wild. He'll be like, man, I was reading this one, this one author he's my favorite he's written like fucking 170 books you're like what

these dude just turning them out that's crazy and then I was like he was he was like they get really sexual and that's not why I read them but oh I mean so why he reads them you know but I'm like why do you read these he loves it God bless

I think I'm gonna get back into reading the Hardy Boys Hardy Boys dude I think I read all of those when I was like nine Here's my thing If you're gonna read This has always been an issue for me actually It's like you gotta pick the thing You're gonna dedicate your time

Oh yeah To the reading of So like Don't pick Agent of Magic No he loves it You know Pick like I don't know

Catch 22 Not that specifically But something that is like of literary value don't or even nonfiction whatever but like don't just pick up a book and begin reading is this hood romance books this is sick hood love oh my god books married to a hood boss married to a hood boss this is what we're getting eric for christmas yeah married to a hood legend have hood in the title a hood version and a rich thug by SL party, dude.

I'm reading that immediately, dude. Wait, what's the one with the kid on the cover? Go up, then the white shirt, just on the bottom there, that. That's the thing? Something about my baby. I can't see it. Always going to be my baby. Always going to be my baby.

Okay, that's good. Hood life. There's a specific author that has like insane hood romance books and that's what I'm looking for. Well, let's ride. Like a big one you're saying? Like a big author of the genre? Yes. Well, you've got to figure there's a few guys.

Here we go, scorned by the love of a thug. That is the story of my life, dude. Scorned by the love of a thug by Ms. Biggs. That's my pen name. Holy shit. There is a genre for everyone. Oh, look at the cover of that one is great. That one looks kind of on the south side.

What's his name would be in it? Look who wrote it, though. Shaq M. Shaquille Moniel. Never thought I'd love a dope. Never thought I'd love a dope boy, too. By two different people. But both with one name.

Oh, no. Soul and Chase Sidora. Wow. Cedora. There's names, dude. Wait, what, my son's best, what is that? Oh. My son's best friend.

Look at the outfit, dude. The American flag and the friend is amazing. How are there so many books? What the fuck? I know, I know. Simulation, dude. I guarantee you more people read that than have total read like some of like the greatest books. Wait, wait, where?

Can a real thug spend the night too? That is... No, no, no. Can a real thug spend the night? Oh, that is un? By Leilani. Dude. A hood romance.

Can a real thug spend denight too? The first one was a success, dude. Can a real... You'd think that they'd let them spend the night if they already did it in the first book. far, my favorite. Loaked in love! Heart of a Jameson Ford. Bro, that is the least...

What? Loaked in love, heart of a Jameson four. What is the heart of a Jameson four? Is he a robot like Johnny Five? The guy... Look at the cover! Just a city in a face. I love that one, dude.

Loaked in love. I mean, loked in love is extremely pleasurable to me. Loaked in anything, really, but loked in love... A Hidah A Hidda and a boss Three! A Hood Romance. Wow. The pen names are great.

R. Michelle, you know. God, all these exist. Wow. All of them, dude. Shaquille Moniel. Issa Hood Love Story. Issa Hussah. Issa.

Issa. Issa. I S-S-A-Hood love story. Dallas and De Niro. De Niro by Shikel W. All right. Oh, I mean, just. Loaked in love, dude.

Loaked in love is number one. But no, what about, what was the other one? No, locked in love because the Jameson four thing, it was just, that was epic for me. Nothing will top that. Can a thug spend the night? Yeah, let a, can a thug spend a night too? Da night. Duh night, right.

Excuse me. All right. All right. All right, this is good. This is enough. All right, next one. Enough hood romance novels. Um,

Chris is probably going to have zero interest in answering this question. So I guess it's directed at Matt since you comment on them sometimes. And whatever answer you give is what I will use for the rest of my life. So no pressure. Oh, okay. Say the N-word. What color are my eyes? Gray.

Those are green. Are they green? No, they're green. My driver's license says hazel and I just don't think that's the case. Those are not hazel eyes. gray those are green eyes I know hazel eyes very well those are not them

those are green eyes and three percent of the population has them congratulations I would say gray it's cool to say gray because they're gray those were not remotely gray they gray

insofar as gray is similar to green they were remotely that close you think those were green they were like fucking Kermit okay the first thought I had was oh those are green eyes before she even said anything

okay so I'm an eye master you're an eye master I'm an eye master okay I know all about eyes I know all about eyes so boring

and I know all about eyes one thing a linguistics professor yeah green eyes way to go Small minority. Congrats. Is it 3%?

Yeah, dude, it's very low. Very uncommon. It's very interesting when women have green eyes. Do men have green eyes? I guess they do, yeah. They do. I don't know if I've ever seen one I must have. But like, women who have green eyes, that's pretty cool.

You know what else is crazy that is a real thing or purple eyes? No. Yeah, dude, look it up. I mean, you know what's going to come up. Yeah, it's going to be off the hood books. Yeah, I know. But they really do purple. Yeah, actually just ask AI, do purple eyes really exist?

Right here. Yes. Yes, naturally purple eyes are real, but extremely rare occurring in less than 1% of people. It's crazy. Purple eyes? Yeah, dude. So I guess look it up. But they're going to, yeah, there we're going to, yeah, but no, I mean, we've got to do some scrolling.

Okay, so that baby looks probably the most like it really is. Where's the baby? no yeah dude that might be close that's extreme that's crazy but that looks real no it looks real yeah didn't liz taylor have some kind of crazy specific kind of icon no no there was all like crystal or green or something wow violet eyes yes she had violet eyes yeah lizzie with the other had violet eyes yeah really she did yeah um it's weird it's it's it's what the fuck well they turn gray when she went gray I mean I don't know everything's different but anyway purple eyes actually exists

isn't that crazy yeah I did not know about that and I still have trouble believing it I mean even though I do I do I have trouble believing it how come there are people and by there me you mean me you're one of them that when faced with a fact mm-hmm say and act like that that isn't true. I know why. I'm asking you. I'm skeptical because when I grew up, people lied to me. Oh, you're the one?

You're the one person that people lied to? So it affects all more sensitive than people. I'm an empath. What can I say? That's not what it is either. And you're not an empath. I think that you gotta have to go a little bit further

to convince me of some shit I'll so wait you don't believe that people have purple eyes I don't even think that girl had green eyes people do have green eyes okay exactly so the apples and arms I've seen it so purple eyes purple eyes you would need more evidence than what we just saw

yes absolutely okay why I would need to see it with my own brown eyes and see someone's purple eyes and then they would have to be they'd have to be so how far does this go do you need to visit Saturn to know that

outer space exists and Saturn's in it to get to 100% yeah I'm 99 though you can't live like that you can't live in a world where you're like not trusting it's interesting experts or institutions or evidence at all

it's interesting what you're saying is interesting Thank you. Okay. I mean, I'm not. But at a certain level, at a certain human kind of basic core level, I almost believe nothing. And you don't mean you believe in nothing. No, I mean I believe. Not like a nihilist, but what do you mean you believe? Like, you can't, you also can't get to the world if you believe nothing. So if I meet somebody, okay? And I, and we're talking. And they go, yeah, I'm from Chicago, whatever. You think they're from... And no, and I go, oh, cool. And then they say, yeah, I say, man, I hear the pizza's good in Chicago. And then they say, oh, yeah.

For instance, somebody told me the other day that there's, they're like, people in Chicago don't really eat deep dish pizza, even though that's like a thing. I don't believe that person. Is that what we were talking? about? I don't believe what they're saying. No, but that's anecdotal. Okay, okay. So, like, what I'm talking about is, like, you read something. Uh-huh. And then, or someone you trust. Someone I trust

maybe says something. And then we look it up and then it says it's true. And then you say, I don't believe it. What the fuck is- I believe it more that you said it than that said it, a hundred Okay, but let's take them both intended because that's what happened and you still don't believe me. So why the fuck is that? It's not that I, it's not that I don't believe it. What I, what, here's the thing how it's like i go like this how purple and then i go like this wait no hold on i go i'm getting real mad people are people actually seeing what they want to see that's what i'm thinking is it actually purple or is it like mostly like that like gray and maybe a little bit of green but not really though come on guys just calm down i'm trying that's what i'm trying that's what

taking a big deep breath because you're making me fucking furious right now. It just, it's so much extra brainwork to, to doubt things that are, like, given to you as facts. You know what I mean? Like, I get why you'd be like, wait, this is confusing in this, like, war-torn country. I don't know what the geopolitics of it are. I don't know if I believe that. Well, that for sure.

But, like, I don't get somebody being like, they're a purple eyes. Really? I didn't think so. Then you look it up and it says, yes, less than one percent. and people have purple eyes and then you think well, what's purple to them? Yeah, that's crazy.

That's 100% how my brain has always worked. And I want to stab you in the neck. But it's one of the reasons why I'm... And I want to stab you in the neck. It's one of the reason why I'm funny, though. I don't like how you say that. That's fine. You don't have to like it, but it is true.

Because I dissect, I dissect, I dissect, I dissect, I dissect until there's nothing left. Uh, uh, Hannibal Lecter. I mean, dude, I was laughing at us. I was saying it, just knowing that a joke was going to come. It could have been anything. I just laughed for no reason. Because I knew that...

You know what's fucking funny to you? I knew that's why you laughed. Yeah, and I'm going to tell you something right now. I know you knew I laughed because of that. That's unbelievable, bro. Yes! I love shit like that. And I'm telling you the truth.

No, I love shit like that, too. Okay. So we agree on something. I knew, when I laughed, I knew that you knew why I was laughing. Yeah, yes, dude. Wow. Wow. love that man we are brothers we are brothers it's weird how yeah we're brothers

identical twins as you can see you know the worst fucking song is that the theme to twins no he well he sings it yeah here's what i remember back when it used to be on tv okay in on like channel nine would they be like oh right right Friday night we're showing twins oh it would be like twins coming up And then Arnold Sources could be like, we're brothers, identical twins, as you can see. About how different things were. Bro. There used to be 30-second spot commercials for movies, and that's the only way you knew a movie would fucking exist.

I know. And now there's not only trailers before trailers. There's trailers of trailers before trailers on YouTube. I literally discovered this the other day. I looked up a clip of Jim Carrey. singing Jefferson Airplane and karaoke and the cable guy, okay? It was the clip.

I clicked on it. It played part of the clip that they probably thought was the best part and then the clip started. Well, yeah, that's, yeah. It was a trailer of the clip I sought to watch. It's really odd. How dumb?

It's like the 2X thing. How dumb do you believe us to be? works though it works on on the mass population it absolutely works it absolutely works i don't i don't know if it works for that clip but it absolutely works you so you think a trailer for a clip is is is on the whole beneficial to them than not yeah i i i wish it wasn't what does that say though like that's so upsetting if you if you click on okay if you click on a ticot or a yeah And you see, hey, guys, I wanted to talk about this and that and this and that. A few seconds go by and then he slips and falls and it's funny.

Yeah. If they cut to him slipping and falling and then start, hey guys, you're going to watch a clip. You're not if he just says, hey guys, that's just facts, bro. And, you know, that's the way. But that ruins the funny part. It absolutely does. It absolutely. Well, it makes it less funny, yes.

Yeah. Yeah. It definitely makes it less funny. Yes. No, I agree. But it's about keeping your eyeballs there. We're talking about like 10 seconds, though. It's true, though.

It's true. I notice it happening with me. And, you know, if I'm noticing it happening, then people are not noticing it's happening and just fucking getting caught on it. Yeah. It's really wild. It does stink. I mean, I wish they didn't do it.

I wish it was never like that, but it is. I had a, I had a, this dude in my Patreon. Patreon member tell me he's young already and he's like in his mid-20s and he works with some like late teenagers like 18, 19 and he said he'll like send them a YouTube clip

and it'll be like or even a song right okay and it'll be like three minutes yeah and they'll look at the length and they'll just be like I can't watch that dude three minutes no I believe it how fucking how

who are you fucking Jeff Bezos how stacked is your life you can't spare three fucking cunt minutes you fucking little shit Gen Z nuts sack fucking grundle-licking ass hair

in between your teeth piece of fucking shit demonetized demonetized it just makes me it burns my fucking

cock off demonet it really makes me mad though dude where are we going where are we going where are we going I know I get it if that is the deal no I know I know it's awful

but what the fuck dude it's awful I don't even think anyone would say it's not awful right right except maybe the young young they're like okay unk that's what a 19 year old says watching me say this right to them I say fuck you three minutes of

your life is fucking nothing. Three hours of your life is fucking nothing. Three years of your life is fucking nothing. You're worthless. Fucking sit down and watch the fucking video that my boy Wyatt fucking sent to you, you piece of shit. Okay. Um, yeah, uh, uh, uh, I don't know, I, I just think it's, you know, it's like you've, we've gone beyond the, we figured everything. Like, for instance, I think probably having those long credits before movies removed is optimal and good. But or natural, I would say natural at the very least. Right, right. So natural evolution progression of the attention span.

But it's gone beyond that. And now we have to see the fucking denouement of the movie before the movie. Yeah. To even want to watch the movie. Exactly. Which is really odd. It's just going backwards. Or even the trailer.

I think life should just be in Rewind. It should be like memento. Honestly, life is memento. I wish, because then you forget it all. What are you going to say, Chris? I was going to say, at least in movies, they're not doing that. You know, I mean, forget, we're not talking about trailers. You're right, but I guarantee you that that will happen.

At least not in theaters, but in, like on streaming, I guarantee you. Yeah, you're right. They're already basically doing that. But they will do exactly that. They're basically doing that on. every show by in the first scene of every show now click on any random netflix show in the first scene there will be yeah whatever people in the woods someone on a jog someone on a hike yeah a body falls out of the sky and it's like or they stumble upon a body and it's like and then they

go back to the beginning yeah that was my one it's like every fucking show now there was one movie that I thought was so good except they did that and I was like why did they even do that dude Honestly, they probably did it because the execs were like they're not going to stick with it if they don't know there's someone dead which is like

why does someone need to be dead for everyone to give a shit what's up with that? Remember someone's dead okay we're gonna be getting a movie yeah no I do understand yeah it's so weird but I yeah

it's so odd dude yeah they're definitely gonna start doing that on like Netflix and Amazon like they will do that there yeah people just consume and they don't enjoy

they may not do it on the movie than the theaters because at least you're there and you can't leave you know why you're there too and you've paid to be there right even though

yeah well whatever that's all the separate thing but yeah it's I don't know I just don't know where it goes like dude there's there's there's legitimately trailers

that come out for trailers I know before like the other day Jason Statham posted a thing that said the trailer of this trailer is going to come tomorrow that's all marketing

at the very least I understand but it's just like which is annoying I agree but dude if I click on the trailer of a movie Yeah you want to see it I clicked on the trailer of the movie

I don't need to see what you deem to be the best part of the trailer that's going to keep me sticking around to the end In fact that's only going to make me I mean maybe I'm in the minority It's only going to make me turn it off Yeah me too what I don't understand is Why do they go like this

The Fast and the Furious trailer starts in three two one and then short Have you ever seen that? I have seen that What is that about? runs counter to everything we're saying so I know that's baffling I know but but they do do that I don't

it's like a king con trailer starts in three two one maybe if they know if it's like Fast and Furious for example they know it's like coming out to an extreme fanfare like Dune or something that people are going to be like but if it's just some regular thing

that needs to be like punched up they think they're going to put like you know the guy getting stabbed in the first two seconds and then go to the getting in the trip. Yes. I think they want to make, they're assuming everybody's looking at their phone.

They're like, so that's to tell people to look up. Oh, yes. Yeah. It's fucking fuck. Wow. Yeah.

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