Lifeline - 194. Slightly Engorged

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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Runk. Hey guys, what's up? It's episode 194. It's Sunday, January 11th. Happy birthday two. Ray Mysterio, Ryder Strong, and most deaf. And those are all Avengers,

obviously. Do you know who Ryder Strong is? Uh-uh. I don't know who any of those people are. Boy Meets the World, right? Yes. I mean, Ray Mysterio. I don't know who Ray Mysterio.

Rider Strong and Most Deaf. Those are Avengers. I mean... Dan, Dan, Da-da-da-da-da-da-tun-da-da-d-da-n-da. What is that? That's the Avengers theme song, unless we forget.

But that's the Avengers theme song, and that is also, I saw a video of a bunch of male porn actors. Gay. And, no, they were, like, at an event. Like, it was, like, they were dressed nice or something. And then that song was over it. That's hilarious. And that's it.

Nice. Did you recognize them? Are there male? I know what? I recognize only one, but since I saw one, I realized what the joke was. You deduced from that. So I guess it could have been not just porn stars. I'm sure it was.

But it probably was. Who was the one you recognize? Well, I don't know his name, but it was, the guy was silver hair. And he's probably like one of the biggest. He's got to be 48. Maybe not even. Maybe he's like 40-something. But yeah.

Tan. I don't know if he's white. maybe that's like so sexy besides the silver hair that's like every yeah no he's got like prematurely gray hair silver like you know

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so forth. And I will be in, let's see, if it's the 11th, I will be in Chattanooga and Charlotte and West Nyack at Milwaukee, Montreal. And then I go to, man, already. Then I go to, Australia and New Zealand Wow It's world You know technically That way go down a little Or let no no sorry up a little bit

So that is a Oh whoa So Milwaukee So America Montreal Or America Canada And New Zealand and What is Australia I keep forgetting

And then it's in like two weeks man And then back to Canada He's worldwide Yeah then back to Canada Yeah nice Oh you could be gone for a while I'm just so tired. Oh, dude.

So go to Chrissile.com, get tickets for my new, what do you call it, tour, go for it. I... Living that grind life? Well, it's not even that, dude. I think you're living that grind. Well, yeah. I mean, it's not a grind.

I think you're living that grind life. It's a grind when it comes to the travel, but it's weird to say it's a grind when you show up and, like, the crowds are amazing. I think of a grind when you're, like, coming up and, like, doing half empty... Like what Brian Cowan's doing. I know what you mean, but I still think...

It is a grind, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the daily grind, I can't even imagine of just like... I think about you and your job, and I just think, I mean, among a constellation of reasons, but the main one being, especially if you're successful, just you never stop going places. Yeah. That a lot of them you would want to go to. Like Sydney, obviously is... Yeah, a lot of them are that way.

and Montreal is sick. But there's some places you're just like, why would I ever be here? Well, what's crazy is you go, I'll go to Montreal, but I'm going like the day before. Right, well, you don't even get there. I get in at, well, I'll get in late, 11 or something probably,

and then do the show. You know, I'm so tired, dude. And so I don't even really experience these cities. When I'm like, oh, yeah, that place is cool. I'm literally just talking about the audiences. Yeah. And so, yeah, it's, it's, it is a grind. I've come to love, well, not love, but, you know, love hate or whatever, the travel days because I just, nobody can expect anything from me.

And it's like meditation a little bit. Eating something good. And so anyway, yeah, that's what I, but I, the past two weeks, I talked about this in-depth analysis on congratulations, but I have been, my. My restless legs have been killing me, dude. Not hurting. Killing my sleep. So let me ask some questions because congratulations you're alone. Yeah.

There are people who think that's not a real thing. Yeah. And I don't even want to argue with that. I get it. No, no, no, I know that. But like I wouldn't believe it either. Sure, yeah. It's like, it seems like some bullshit.

Does it make you empathize with people who say they have things and it's not recognized as like a real thing. Other things, I mean. I mean, here's what I think. I think people pretend to have things. It's more. Well, there's that. That's also stuff that people have, like Western medicine,

there's stuff that slips through the cracks. People don't know what it is. And they're like, oh, that's not a thing because we don't know what it is. Right. You know? Yeah. No, I...

But like a doctor would say, that's not a thing, right? No, a doctor would say it's for sure a thing. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh. Then what the, who are these people that say it's not a thing? There's random haters? I guess, I don't know.

I mean, if you told me restless leg syndrome, I would be like, you, that's real. What is it? It's really hard to describe, but it's a, it's a, what do you call it? In your brain, it's a, it's a stimming, neurological disorder. Okay. And it, you only feel it in your legs. And is it only when you try to go to sleep? Usually.

It can be during like flights or if you're relaxing, but usually only when you go to, when I go to bed at least. And it's, you know, I don't know what it is, but it, it, you go to bed and within, you know, a minute or two, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's almost like a realization, but it's not. It comes before the realization

You go, oh, fuck, you know But it's almost so subtle that you're like, what? And then it gets worse In the first few minutes for me And the only way I can describe it really Is it feels like the lightest Surge of energy In your muscles.

Like electricity almost? Yeah, but not I mean, so light And it's not painful. It's not anything but like uncomfortable, dude. I mean, you're describing a version of torture. Yeah. Well, it is definitely, it is, if you had to have that all day, it's torture.

But if you're trying to sleep. Yeah, no, it matters is when you're trying to sleep. Two hours. I was, I was Tulson turned two hours last night. I didn't get to sleep for at least two hours. And you were just trying to sleep. You didn't want to. That's all I was doing.

Oh, my God. Yep. It was, it was so frustrating, dude. I mean, I literally, dude, last night I, I rub my legs myself, because sometimes I'm so tired I could rub my legs myself, and then it gives me relief, and I'm just falling to the while I rub them. Because this, if you do this on the legs, it's gone. It's really, really weird.

Is that light, you mean? If you hit the right spots. And so I was like, dude, I've tried everything, man. I mean, I've even tried, they said you put a bar of soap under your sheet at your feet. I even tried that, you know. I mean, that is the most. old wives' tails sounding shit. There's people online that are like,

I swear it worked for me, so I'm like, all right, I'll try it, dude, what the fuck? Who cares if just a bar of soap done here? This guy, or spring by your feet? My feet are really clean when I wake up. And then there's, I've tried those, you know, those patches you put on that shocked the,

I've tried it for my legs. I put them all of my legs. That doesn't really help. I've tried heating pads. It doesn't help. I've tried the soap thing. I even last night, I was like, maybe if I, like, constrict my,

I went, I got shoelaces out of my new shoelaces thing, and I was like, I'm just gonna, and I tied up my legs like bondage. Like one leg each, not like together. You're gonna get a amputated by accident because you're gonna fall asleep. No, but I was like, dude, I tried the time as tight as I could

to like cut the blood flow. And that didn't help. It's unbelievable. Dude, it was really driving me crazy last night. Man, it was really driving me crazy. And so now I'm exaliener. Exhausted. That's a nightmare, dude.

And I had to wake up at seven to take Calvin to school, and then I ate a banana and then drank a coffee and then went to the gym, still did it. Didn't want to. Didn't want to. The whole time was getting through it. Less about pain. Struggle through the pain, you know.

That's life, baby. Death is just a moment when the dying ends. Anyway, ed. EtoG. What's that O.G is a rapper that said death is just a moment when the dying ends. And then when he said that, that's pretty poetic.

22-year-old me goes like this. like Antonio Pendererson. EtoG said that? EtoG is awesome. Is he in a group or is he just at OG? EtoG is EtoG. I don't know if he's in a group. He might have been in a group.

I can't remember at this point. It's so long. Look up at O.G. But he is an old school dude. Oh, he's still young. I mean, he's, wow, he's only 55. Yeah, but that's. Right, sure, yeah, yeah.

Like, how old is rock him? Like, he's like that. Right, right, right. Oh, I know some of his music. Oh, yeah? Yeah. you definitely do by the way yeah um ed o g is that a new album that what's that left all the way on the left is that a new album well i gotta get that yeah it looks like a new album i love him he's great uh anyway

shout out to ed o g part of the reason why that album the truth hurts is so good is because dj premier produced it so but um yeah no j is great i do yeah he's the man yeah he's great um anyway So I'm super, I've never, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've been a while since I've been this tired. If it's not a day, I'm waking up for a, for a flight. You know what's crazy? Mm. I mean, I, for the first time in, I mean, literal years and years, I've been sleeping more than like six hours a night. Wow.

Last like two or three weeks. Oh, wow. For a whole chunk. And it's crazy. No, dude, it's, it's, it's unbelievable. I think there's, how much it affects my day is absolutely. Nothing's better than sleep, man. It's just, it's just the best.

It's the best. I never want to nap. I always have enough energy to get to the end of the day. It's like, it's, when people go, when people go, like, they take pride

and like, I sleep like three hours, four hours. I'm like, dude, you're a fucking idiot. Yeah. I heard James Cameron talking and he sleeps two to three hours a night.

I was like, oh, you're going to be dead soon. Yeah, dude. Real soon. You're dead real soon. I'm surprised you're not dead yet. But people do that. It's like,

I guess they're, I guess they think it's hardcore or something. Well, when you get older, you do need less sleep, but everybody needs more than two to three hours. And I definitely need less sleep than I used to. Absolutely. When it comes to necessary, yes. Or necessity, yes. But yeah, because I used to need legit nine hours.

That's sad. Or if it was seven hours, I was like, yeah. And now I can get by on five, for sure. Yeah. That was my baseline until recently. Yeah. For years. All right, we should start, right?

Yeah, sure, why not? Chris and Matt, what's fucking good. Shout out of Jersey. No shit, shit. Just going to jump right into it. No shit. Me and my girl, I have a disagreement. And I whack her.

She doesn't like the way I greet new people that we've never met before. I make a sleep with the fishes. I would, you know, shake their hand and I would say nice to meet. So, obviously, I'm admitting the you part, but, you know, like you, Chris, I like to shorten my phrases, you know,

make it nice and sweet. It's a bitch, you know, it just slides out. the tongue a little easier. She hates it. She doesn't like the fact that it's not the original formal way to do it, whatever. It's not formal.

And, you know, she has her thoughts, but I think it's a me thing. That's what I do and I don't think anyone's weirded out by it, you know, because they're getting the message. The message's there. You know what you mean. I'm not saying some weird other language shit. So I just think

that it's fine that I do it and it's not weird. Well, It's, I don't think it is weird because it doesn't how you say it. If you say, hey, it's, it's, hey, I'm Chris. Nice to meet. That's not weird. It's weird. It's weird if you go, if it's weird, it's weird if it sounds like you should come after it.

Yeah, I think, I bet that's how he doesn't. That's why it seems like he doesn't. And that brought me up. Especially if she's saying something about it. Yeah. Nice to meet. It sounds like he's like, that's my thing. I mean, obviously he is.

If you're saying it like it's nice to finally meet, then that's okay. But if you're saying it like it's nice to meet you, it's annoying as fuck, I would say. By his own admission, he's saying he's shortening it to it's nice to, it's nice to meet you. It's nice to meet. That, look, do your thing, obviously. Say what you want. Be how you want in the world. But that's fucking idiotic.

Well, well, when I, all you got to do is add you. I would have said, I will say when I heard it. When you first said it, I go, that sounds very weird. So there was that. Nice to meet. I mean, if somebody introduced himself and said, Nice to meet, I'd be like, this person's fucking something's wrong. Whoa, really?

Yeah, I'd be like this person. It's that bad. No. But that's like stroke shit. It's not like it's a slang term that he's like, No, it's just, you stopped talking. You've been wavy? That would be less weird to me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be like, what the fuck? But that's something to him. Nice to meet is like, oh, you had a stroke. you should get that checked out. I think... Nice to. Now that I've...

Nice to. Now that I've heard it, I think it wouldn't be weird. The first time, if someone just said, nice to meet, I'd be like, what?

But I don't think it would be weird for me now. My guess, and I'm... He popped my Hyman. Presuming here is that his girl is seeing how it plays out in a different way that he is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And she's like, I don't like it because it makes you as an agent of me and my relationship seem fucking weird maybe she's uh just tripping though you know sometimes women just are deeper are tripping you know they'll just be like why did why do you do that or whatever and you're like i haven't even thought about it i'm just chilling can i fucking relax

yeah men do that too you know yeah way less though way less than what specifically you say maybe i I don't understand. Men just want to pretty much be left alone, is what I'm saying. Sure. And women won't do that. But, dude, when you live with a woman, at least for me, I'm always like, can you, you know, you always do this thing?

Like, could you not do it like that? Is that tripping? Or is that something else? Like what? Like, one girl I dated, she, oh, dude, she always would, like, leave the sink, like, water on the sink, instead of, like, wiping it up. which is like not a big deal but it's like I would be like

get it out yeah I don't that's disgusting to me yeah yeah that's less of that and it is annoying if there's too many of those right yeah but that's fine and then

but like if but sometimes it's just like you get an I don't have I don't have this in my relationship thank God but like you get disdain for just sitting on the couch watching TV and it's like

yo I fucking work hard And then you're Al Bundy and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got real problems. No, no, no, wait, I'm saying... No, then you're getting shit for being on the couch, you're being lazy with your hand on your pants like Al Bundy is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Peggy, Peggy, Peggy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's like, dude, can I relax? Yeah, the guys who have it like that, I... I, that sucks. Because usually the women don't start like that, you know? And then they get comfortable and then they're like, oh, God, that's the worst for guys. It's weird. I've never had that version of what you're describing. I've had the version where it's like crazy bipolar mania.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where it's like, what the fuck are you doing? Like that kind of shit, not like the little like... Well, then you just know to leave. Yeah, but I don't because I'm basically Irish. Irish people never leave anything. Even though I'm not Irish at all, no Irish blood, I'm basically Irish. Is that why they say Irish goodbye?

They don't even say bye, they just leave? Yeah. Also, there's that joke that Irish people never know how to end a relationship, but so they just stay married forever, even though they're fucking miserable. Oh, I don't know about that. that joke. A lot of cool Irish stuff out there for the Irish people. Irish is...

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your life. Oh, Aristotle. like I know Chris I don't know how old your your boy is now but I have a three year old and a one year old and an eight year old so me and my wife's hands are pretty full

and I was wondering what is it that you do to get outside of the box when I say that I mean like I don't know what your support system's like at home but we don't really have any like just oh call like hey can you come watch the kids So if they're at daycare

That's that's pretty much our hey Can you come watch the kids? We take them the daycare Right Outside of that Me and my wife are both in school And I work full time And my shifts are always changing stuff But anyways I'm wondering is what do you recommend

How do you go about life? Because I know With you in comedy You're probably just you know Traveling everywhere and you're busy And you know you're obviously Spend time with your family to your family but what do you do to get outside of that

and spend time with your wife or just have time for you like I know you spend time in the gym and you work out and stuff I don't mention that yeah we do like how do you fit that in your schedule like I'm wondering anyways I love you guys your show

strict shoulder day no cardio I did cardio yesterday sprints and then before that you weren't saying that I'd say I'd let you go first but actually I'd go first so you stop talking about that I think that that's I mean, also, you're young.

He's, he looked young to me. It's so hard. Like, dude, we have so much shit to do. And I, you know, it's like, if I just went on the road and did maybe no podcasts, I'd be, I'd be like, oh, wow, I'm chilling, you know, because I could just focus on one thing. And I love, like, Kristen went. for the day somewhere and I was with the boys and we didn't have any help or anything.

It was just me and the boys and we had so much fun and I love doing that. So as a dad, I'll just chill at home with the kids, but in a relationship like, dude, Kristen and I were like, we're like, Monday, let's, we can go do that, see that movie and then we'll be like, oh, you know, I'll just be like, Do you want to do that tonight? And she'll be like, nah, we can do Wednesday.

And I'm like, okay. And it's Wednesday. And we're not going to do it tonight. You know, so it's so hard to do that. I floated the idea of having like a date night with her once a week. And then I'm like, yeah, that's kind of necessary. But then also once a week is crazy to do that. Once a week is a lot.

But no, people do do that. Like I have a friend that does, I think it's, I don't know what night it is Tuesday night, but he does it once a week with his wife and he's fucking one of the most well-adjusticed, coolest people I know. Does a date night? Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. And he has kids? Three, I think. Three kids? Yeah. I mean, he's mega rich. Well, there you go. Yeah, money changes everything.

But I have money. I mean, I'm not mega rich, but like I have money and like it's still hard. Yeah. I mean, money does 100,000% change everything. But that being said, most people don't have it. So, but I actually read something recently that surprised the shit out of me. And it was this big, huge study on married couples with kids.

And it was about how no, none of the adults, none of the couples feel like they have time to bang around. Yeah, yeah. And so they knew it what you mean. Quote unquote, schedule it. Yeah. And this is what surprised me. The conclusion of the study was that doing that and making sure you actually stuck to just the sex part.

Right. The old end up part. Yeah, we know what you're talking about. The bang rang part. Right. Crack the code. Made them like more inclined to want to do it in the first place. But that's not weird.

You think that's weird? I think that's weird. Because anytime I've been on any kind of appointment sex anything, it has made me not want to have sex. Yeah, okay. Okay. I understand the mental of what you're saying. You don't, it's not sexy if you're like, 2.30, remember, of course. But once you're doing the act, it reinvigorates you and makes you want to do it more. Yeah. And then,

so I don't, so I don't agree with you. Yeah, I think, I mean, I think I overvalue, to be perfectly honest, I think I overvalue spontaneity when it comes to anything sexually related. I think I do too, yeah. And there's no real reason for that. I think that's kind of a myth, and I think that's what the point of the study was.

Like, that's not actually what is making you want to have sex. What's making you want to have sex is having sex, period. Right. So even if it's like a one-hour sliver in your week, or whatever it is.

Yeah. Like, get into that one hour. Yeah. Do some bang-a-ringing and get on out. You know what I mean? James, and it's just, it makes a difference, though,

because, like, as you pointed out, like, the simple act of the doing, especially, I mean, you have three kids. Obviously, you love your wife, whatever. It's the ultimate act of intimacy, and it does a lot more than just, you know, make you go,

phew, out of your weenie. And her go, out of her wah-wah Okay You know what I'm saying? Yeah It's more than just that

I can't remember the guy's name That legendary black James Singer James Brown? Yes Jesus Christ Took you that long

To think of James I was like Kevin James Oh wow Fucking Move on up Is that him Yes Move on up

What did you Kevin James Get on up What's that? He says get on up Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah

Oh yeah Moving on up is the fucking theme song to the Jeffersons. It's a man's word. That interview? Oh man, that is crazy. So, yeah, that's good advice. I think that it's not hot to schedule sex until you go. If you reframe it in your brain to go,

I'm actually, this is what we do. We schedule sex. You know what I mean? and then you do it, then it's kind of hot. If it's a thing. If you're just like, I guess we have to,

then it's so not hot. But it's almost like, okay, because here what, clinical. If it feels clinical, that's dope to me. Clinical.

Yeah. You like that? Yes, I do. When it comes to sex. Sedeeper, but yes. Define clinical

in the way that you're describing it? Like you show up at a doctor's office. Oh, so you got a doctor, I don't have a doctor I do. You do? I do, yeah.

Really? The only kink I have, yeah. Isn't that funny? I used to, when I was little, I used to always make sure I had a female physician giving my physicals. Uh, because I knew she was going to touch my nuts. Spark.

And it would be like, we're like in this sterile office and I would always think about her like making me cough, whatever, do the thing. No matter what the doctor looked like. I came. It was basically. I mean,

I would like fantasize about it. And you didn't get a boner. I think. I think one time I almost like really came really close. Oh wow. Wow. Slightly engorged. That's the title of the episode.

Slightly engorged is fucking disgusting. But that's, I mean that's the technical term. I'm forgetting clinical. So, no, I don't, I do, I've never had any kind of doctor fetish. I've, I don't, I have. To be perfectly, actually, to be exactly clear about the kick, it's, it's, and when you said clinical, this is why I thought of it. in a setting that is, is, is like, by nature,

the antithesis of where sex should be happening. Okay, yeah, that makes more sense. That's more it. But for, ultimately, to me, is the doctor's office. Yeah, I guess so. Or like at a, you know, in a courtroom while there's a law. Yeah, that counts. Going on.

Developing a king. My God, I'll be right back. But no, for me, it's about like, you know, it's almost like I'm not into like that whole like S&M thing

but in a way it's like we said we do this so let's do this it's kind of like feels like that to me like because it's like this is what we do

no matter what that's hot if you think about it that way I'm not describing it right but anyway. Well anyway yeah yeah also it doesn't even need

to be the bangerang it's like time like a slot you have to have the time with your wife you have to do it you don't have a choice your relationship will fall apart and then then what like you you can't just be constantly on a cycle with three kids juggling your work and them and that's it with her right yeah you gotta have time alone even if you're dead ass tired you just have to put in the hour or two yeah at night when or whenever yeah in the morning if that's something you got i don't know i don't know but yeah give up i don't know it's just you know life man yeah like cycles though so don't worry nice stuff dude uh all right cool next one

hey matt and chris it's delaney your baby from rochester new york calling in with a really hot question um regarding speakerphone there's too many people using speakerphone yeah we we only need phone if we had we got to talk to five people in a room if we're one on one and we're walking through tjamax hold the phone new year i agree yeah but my question is if you're gonna put someone on speakerphone is it your duty to let them know hey i got a throwing them on speaker yes yeah for sure there's too many conversations being leaked out into the ears of many unknown folks and i'm just witnessing it too much poetry yeah i don't know I don't know.

I think we need some boundaries. And I'm wondering if you guys think, hey, it's fine. It's fair game, charge it to the game. If you're on the phone, you could be on speaker. Well, also. Or is it like, you've got to let someone know when you're putting them on speaker? Well, I'm thinking of it as a...

It's a civil duty, you know? No, I'm thinking of it as a public. I lean on one side. I'll let you, you know, pick what you think. A civil duty on that end is. Before I wrap up. Chris, where should I hang my guitar? Oh, don't.

Yeah. No, put in the garage. Anyway. Hanging guitars, dude. Suck. I mean, that's why she asked, right? Because she knows he hates. Because you shout on it before.

Oh, did I? Yes. Oh, okay, yeah. I'm sure. Oh, I'm positive. That's why she did. So, it was a nice open spot for it. That was a perfect spot for it.

I have, I think of it differently because I'm like, people know who. who I am. So you put me on speaker, you better fucking tell me. But, or if I put someone on speaker, I tell them.

And if it, if it's somebody like, that is known, I tell for sure, I don't even think I put them on speaker. I recently had a conversation with someone. I was talking to him for 15, 20 minutes.

Uh-huh. And the conversation was like about like actual shit. It wasn't just like shit, shooting the breeze. Yeah. All of a sudden, I hear his, his wife,

talking. And I'm just like, oh my God. You can't do that. Like, there was nothing like, yeah, yeah, no, I know. But still, like, what if I just said something that I only wanted him to hear? I was telling him, I was thinking about joining

the Ku Klux Klan. It was just like, I couldn't even fucking believe it. I was like, what a betrayal of trust. Is this person a close friend? It's someone I know very well. Yeah. Yeah, wow. And so did you, what did you say?

I was like, oh, you're, have you been on, am I a speaker? And then he was like, yeah, we're driving, we're going to the, and I was like, are you out of your fucking mind? Hang up, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you confronted him right then. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? Like, I mean, I didn't want to be rude to. I didn't want her to feel like she was, you were making a joke of it even though it was serious.

Yeah, exactly, yeah. And it ended up, it obviously was fine because, you know, whatever, but like, don't fucking do that. Ended up destroying the regular etiquette. Straight up regular etiquette. Yeah, I would never. That being said, on top of that, dude, if you're on the phone in public, one voice can be heard and it is only yours.

If you're on speaker. Good rule. Even more than if you're on speaker, if you're on fucking FaceTime, dude. There's an exception. Fucking, like, I don't want to listen to your fucking FaceTime conversation. There's a huge exception that you're not thinking of.

Go ahead. if I will take FaceTime with my kids anywhere I am if it's with your kids I don't give a shit you gotta be dad, you gotta be mom I, I, if it's anything else that's crazy to me I totally forgive someone if it

Do you have your pods in? No, you don't have your pods in so you're gonna make some fucking whoever you're around listen to your fucking kids talk to you yeah no I don't disagree dude if you're at Target it's just like maybe if I was in an elevator I'll be like

Like, guys, I'll call you back. You know what I mean? But if you're in Target, no, yeah, fuck it. I talk to my kids whenever I want. All right, yeah, fucking. And I see their face whenever I want. They never target, you know, but it's all good. I don't go to, I don't go to Target.

I hate, I don't not like going to Target, too. But Billy the other day was in Target and he saw Starbucks and he said, gay, coffee? So funny. He's my fucking son. I love it. That dude is a casual dude. What?

That dude is a casual dude. A casual dude? Oh yeah He's just fucking walking around Casual at two and a half Like what? Yeah he's just like How are you formal at two and a half

Let me put it that way Yeah yeah yeah That's more of the thing Some kids weren't a fucking tux Nah but well Calvin's like He's not really casual You know No he's not you're right

Yeah you're right Billy's just casual Just walking around Looking at the walls and shit Eating pretzels Just like I'm like what are you doing Just walking to his

We walked to uh Casual We walked What? Is that casual That's not the definition? definition of casual casual yeah he's wearing sweats walking around so he's wearing no pants and he's just like yeah he you know he's like that john travolta me yeah that's a good way to be is that's how

that's how you should be at two and a half that's like it's a hundred percent how you should be and calvin is not the calvin is like how he was never really no he's like dude i mean we'll watch some shit like on youtube and i'll be like oh that's funny and i'll be like he was like he was like this and he's like no no no no no no it's like this and i'm like Oh, for fucking. Oh, you. Oh, you're me. Yeah.

You're fucked. Dang. Yeah. And then Billy's just fucking like, dude. It makes no sense, but it's great and it's beautiful. And it's awesome. And it's crazy to love them equally. It's crazy.

You don't prefer one. That's nuts. I've heard the opposite, dude. Really? Yeah, yeah. Oh. Because I was like, because I always heard, and you love them equally the same. And thought it was bullshit.

And I'm like, that's bullshit. You like people more than other people. And that's okay. Of course. Yeah. But, dude. I mean, yeah, dude, it's just... I'm not saying it's not possible to love it.

Yeah, yeah, of course people do. But no, I was like, oh, I'm like pleasantly surprised. I'm like, oh, this is a fucking... Because when you have one kid, you go, there's no way. I can love another one this one. There's just simply no way. And then you have another one and you go, God damn it, all right, well, okay.

I wonder if that happens, you have like seven. Yeah, I wonder. It's like a fucking... I wonder. By the fourth, you're just like, it's another one. Nah, dude, it's so fucking, yeah, it's so funny. I mean, I left today and I was like, okay, see it. Billy, I love you, and he goes, love you.

And he goes like this. And it's just like, dude. Yeah. Oh, that's not the right response. No, no, no, no, I'm saying to everyone else. The worst dad ever, the worst dad of all time. I don't need anything. That's why I pick up the FaceTime.

I don't give a shit, dude. I'll talk to my kids whenever, wherever. Okay. Yeah. I mean, okay. Yeah, and I'm mad at you. Me? I'm not angry at all, period.

I'm just saying I will do that Like you know how Liam Neeson is like I will find you And I will kill you How you believe him when he says that Like it's great acting when he does that Yeah that is why it became like a

Right That moment is why I became So that's how I am When I talk to my kids I go Oh where are we church Dude guess what I don't give a fuck

If we were at church Which I don't go Which is why you wouldn't give a fuck about being at church and doing it. Right. But any, I don't give a fuck, dude.

And I know this is like, I know there's people who listen to me like, who cares, dude? But I, I don't even care that you don't care. I will fucking pick up any, so,

you know, go fuck yourself. Okay. But I'm not mad. I mean, you know, so red hot flame. You know,

just worked himself up for no reason, you know. All right. Well, yeah. We basically agree, but Chris makes an exception for his kids. Yeah. And I have the worst hair length that I've had in a long time.

And I'm sorry, but I can only get an appointment on the 14th, and it's not the 14th yet. So we do what we do. My hair's weird today, too. I washed it without doing a single thing to it. And it really, I hate it. No, your hair looks great. Does it really?

Yeah. I hate when my hair is just clean. Matt looks hair. Your hair looks good too. Really? Fuck. Fishing. Fish and, well, I mean, like, what do you think?

Because I was in the gym and I kept, you know, sometimes you see, well, people work out in a mirror. Sometimes I don't usually work out in the mirror, but when I catch myself in the mirror walking by in the gym, I go, because the hair? Oh, because the hair? Pissing myself. Yeah, dude, the hair is just not it. I go like this.

What is it, Jonah Hill? It's all right to do it at the gym. They'll have shitty hair. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. My gym is lit. Nice. Going on, boys. So, did you call it?

Do you ever have a scenario or something like gets on your nerve? or even pisses you off. And then you look around and nobody else is bothered by it and then you're kind of like, am I an asshole? Oh, that's my life. Or all these people fucking stupid because... Example.

The latter. Like, for the example, around like 10 years ago now, I'm stuck in his carolow. At a bar. It's karaoke night. You know, everybody's going up doing fucking Sweet Carolina

or whatever bullshit. Yeah. One guy goes up, fucking killing. Okay. Then he does a second song. Then a third song. This guy does a full fucking.

set. It was just very mad. And then he even goes, he does queen and he's heading notes and shit. And then goes, and then goes, you know, I did queen because Bowie died and it's a tribute to Bowie. And so I sang a queen and they did a song together once. I was like, just do a fucking Bowie song then, asshole. Yeah.

Yeah, what? And I look around. And I'm like, annoyed. I'm like, this guy sucks, dude. Like, this is for amateurs. And I look around. Everyone's like, yeah. Nobody cares.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, am I a fucking. fucking asshole? Or are all these people fucking stupid? Yeah. Let me know if you have an example. Well, I mean, that's my whole life every day. Yeah, I don't think he should have been all like, this is for Bowie.

I'm afraid of Americans. You know that song? Of course, Trent Reznor and David Bowie. What a weird song. He didn't even perform under pressure and he dedicated a queen's song to David Bowie. Yeah, that would make me irate for that alone. But then he's also just like hogging the mic and doing song after song like they're there to see him. of course that would make me mad

Now does that make you an asshole? No does that make them stupid I don't think it makes them stupid I think it just makes them have a different idea of like what is fun about karaoke It's fun to like See a new person every time Some people suck

Some people are kind of good Some people are actually good Some people are terrible That's that The only version of a fun karaoke net is that The biggest mistake in karaoke is when people do rap songs I've stood by that and I will never not stand by that.

It is the biggest mistake. You know what? I don't think I've ever seen someone do that. Getting jay with it? You never see somebody up there fucking Bienbenito on miy. You never seen anybody do a Will Smith thing? No, no, never.

Wow. I mean, I... This is the bounce pack! That one? I mean, I would love to see somebody do that. Oh, my God. No. I care okay, I stick to my guns.

I either do Conway Twitty or a gun top of pilots. You know? The most eclectic too, you can possibly. Even low. Is that Stone Penel? No, it's Pearl Jam. I don't, I don't touch Pearl Jam. Oh, you know?

Well, you don't touch anyone. You don't touch the lightning of the gods. Oh, okay. No, Stone Temple Pilates is a, uh, uh, Horan off here. That's a good one. That's horrible. It's so good when I do it, dude.

It brings down the house, people cry. No, people cry. Tears of joy. Yeah. I fucking, I hate karaoke. Legitimately will not go. But if there is somebody up there doing a few songs, songs and there's no real buzz on oh i want to get up there with people then it doesn't matter to me

i don't give a shit and you know so that wouldn't piss you don't have this guy you don't have an outlet bro this guy doesn't have an outlet you need an outlet you know what i'm saying like it pisses you off and you stir on it because you don't you don't do anything with that energy like here we go i have no no not even that but yes but that but not even that just but i just but I have, I realized, like, I do stand-up comedy. Like, I will see somebody do that and then go, that's annoying. And then I go, I could either make a bit about it or not. Who cares?

And I'll go on stage and I'll either do it or I won't. And I know I have that outlet. But if I don't have that, you know, even working out, yeah. But if I don't have that, like, you have that energy. You just sit there and you think about it. Yeah, it's poison. Which is poison. Which is poison.

but yeah no you need to like do something write a book or something you know what I mean I'll write a book journal about it yeah I think that would help or if you even want to be helped because who cares

maybe maybe you just want to be that guy and in which case you're insufferable but but that's you know if that's you that's you you know you got a hat that says bad the example he gave was 10 years ago and makes me think

some most minuscule example and something makes you think something's wrong like he could use something like Yeah yeah that is yeah exactly maybe that's what I'm saying Yeah yeah get a punching back That is crazy to think about that 10 years ago But I do think about shit stuff sticks in your brain You just go all right

Yeah One time I was at karaoke And probably the last time I was well no it can't be the last time I was there But I was like 20 Jesus The last time you were at karaoke was when you're I must have been 23 Okay

Anyway I was at karaoke with my friends. They left and I stayed. And the only reason why I stayed is because Mr. Bellding was there. Oh, you told me this. Yeah. Saved by the Bell. Saved by the Bell.

And his name is Bell Ding. I didn't even put that together. Me neither actually. Okay. So he was there singing. And I think he was kind of by himself. Was he killing it? No.

He was just at karaoke by himself? Not killing it? Yeah, I mean, maybe he was like... Mr. Belding was at karaoke by himself, not killing. But that's why I didn't leave because I was like, Mr. Belding is here alone? Yeah, I would have stayed too. Why would anybody? Why did your friends leave?

They left because they're fucked. Because they ain't shit, dude. They're not about it. They don't get it. They don't get what life is. I know. They don't, dude. And if you are at karaoke and Mr. Belding is there and he is alone,

You don't leave until he leaves. I left with him. Yeah. Okay. Didn't you talk to him? Bro, talk to him. Dude. You sang with him?

Say to a duet. No, we started to talk because there were two chicks. Oh, boy. And one of them was, I guess, into me. And there was another one too. I can't remember what she even looked like or what, but that was going to be, they were talking. And so it became the four of us.

and Saved by the fucking balls And she And the girl My girl was like Want to go Want to go back to my place All of us

Oh And I was like Okay And Then they went to get the car And I'm standing outside Of this place With Mr. Belding

And I'll never forget The look on his face I go like this Are we going back to their place And he goes like this I guess Nice And I go

When you wake up in the morning And I want it No what But I So I So I go okay So we went to Fucking

We're all in the car Me Mr. Belding And fucking Two Ticks Who were these women

You know And so We get back to the This is good Her place We get back to her place And They were

chilling. Mr. Belding and her. I don't think they did anything. And the other, you know, she's like my age, I guess. I was maybe 23. We were starting to hook up in front of Mr. Belding. No, we were in like in an upper loft area. Okay. Where I could like look. If I got up and walked over, I could see. You could check on Belding. Yeah, I could check on Mr. Belding and then see how he was doing. And then, and then I remember, this is really weird and this doesn't even track with me, but it's It is what happened. She started, like, to take my dick out. That's how it works, yeah.

And I mean, that tracks perfectly for me. No, this, I didn't get it. The next part. Yeah. And I go, and I just was like, ah, I'm not into it. And was it because Mr. Belding was there? Maybe, because it was. But I would think, like, now, now, if that were to happen,

and I was single, and I met Mr. Belding, and we were going, that would be fucking kink city, dude. Are you kidding me? Mr. Oh, Mr. Belder's down there.

Oh, yeah. Oh, immediately. I mean, honestly, in that situation, I would have just wanted to kick with Belding more than any of the girls. No, you got to do a little bit both. You got to kick it with Belding.

You got to go up. You got to get sucked off. And then you just go, all right, Mr. Bellin. I'll fucking catch you later. And then you leave fucking, and you literally. listen to the theme song to save by the bell on YouTube.

Mr. Falkin' Balls Drained, am I right? No. Okay. Mr. Saved by the balls and Mr. Balls Drain are the two worst jokes of the whole lifeline and they were in the same episode.

I saw them both laughed so yeah, they laughed because it's bad. Which is why I say it. I get it. Which is why it's funny. Which that's comedy, babe. I just kept calling him Mr. Belding the entire night and he

He's like, can you just call me Dennis Haskins, please, or something? You know what? I feel bad because I can remember his name, but yes. Is it Dennis Haskins? Yeah. Yes. Okay. I knew that so fucking.

No, it is because I, but so, did he die? No. He's still alive. Still kicking, dude. I wonder if he remembers that night. Hit him up. You know what's funny is? There's no way he's not like some, on some social media.

You know what's funny is? He probably wouldn't remember. Like, I mean, if, if, if, I mean, this was. 20 years ago, if I, because I was not, you don't think at some point he saw you and was like, that's that guy? No, I don't think so.

Get the fuck out of here. I often think about this. Like, I think about this so much. Like, I'm like, wow. Especially with like women who wouldn't give me the time of day. And I go, I wonder like, you know, this is like, like, like, it's like if a, you know. I don't know anything about anything like that.

If a guy's, if a guy gets success that, then he becomes wanted, right? So it's the same if a girl gets hot. So like when a girl gets glow up, you always hear this thing where the girl's like, oh, you didn't want me when I'm now and this, you know. And I'm like, I don't think that way, but I'm like, I wonder what they think. Like I was this weirdo that was trying to hang out with them. And they just said no for, you know, like there's this one girl I remember.

I can't remember her name. But I was like, I want to hang with you. And we kept on. And she was just like, I don't know. Yeah, we can. And she just didn't. And it didn't work out. we would make plans and she wouldn't like not that she wouldn't show up she'd cancel like on the way

and i'm like you know what the fuck she she for sure was probably like that's that guy but but like other people i don't know i always wonder that i should wonder that well he might watch the show maybe he's like stoked right now that's the guy is always in his back of his head no maybe he's in every episode i'm saying he's like a fan and now it's like oh I should write to him he remembers. Oh. But he's thinking, famous.

Yeah. I was zero famous. Right. Anyway. Yeah. I guess I'll never forget that, but that was so funny, huh?

That's very funny, yeah. Isn't that funny? Yeah. That's like a story you would have. Yeah, that really, I really was absolutely thinking

exactly that. Really? Uh-huh. Yeah. I mean, it's stupid how many stories I have. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah,

you have stories like that. So much like that. Yeah. I don't even want to say they're so crazy. It's just, it's like that. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, how do I end up in this room with these people?

Yeah. Always. Yes, yes, yes. All right. Anyway. Matt, Chris, what's going on, guys? Huge fan of the pod. Brand new.

I believe you guys call them babies. I'm officially one. Awesome. You guys get me through a rough ending at 2025 for sure. Yeah. My wife wants a divorce. And I really. want to save it, want to make this work.

You guys could give me just some advice on maybe a tough time in your relationship where you've kind of pulled things back together. Maybe there's something I'm not doing. I'm also a professional MMA fighter. Went 0 and 3 for the year. Hell yeah. That's been really weighing hard on it. Yeah, but that's...

If you guys think maybe I should quit or maybe I'm going through a rough season and keep going and keep pushing, or maybe just tell me a time where you've hit a wall. and kind of push past it and overcome or, you know, maybe you just stop doing what you were doing. You guys just give me a good word. Love you guys. I appreciate everything you do.

Thank you. That's awesome, dude. He seems legit. I think that, and I always try to remind myself of this when I go through it, like, hard times. And, you know, the last hard time I went through was years ago when, you know, I was in a shitstorm with the media, but like, uh, I, I was like, there's no getting past this, you know, like, and, and then I, I see Calvin, like, getting stressed out about things that just,

they don't stress adults out, you know? Yeah. And, and even Billy now. And, uh, casual Billy. And it's, uh, and you, and you, and you, you, you just are like, you, you, you think about back to when you were, like 15 or whatever and you go that didn't mean anything and I was I thought my world was over and so and I was like I always try to remember that like it it it it doesn't you're always going to be okay that's the craziest fucking thing if you just allow that you're always going to be okay you know

like the grass is always greener you wish you had this You wish you had that. But in however many years, everything is just a season and in however many years is not going to fucking matter. It won't matter, dude. So,

fight for her, you know? And, but. I want to just tack something on specifically you're bringing up the divorce aspect. It's a very male thing to be like,

I'm not going to let this break. Yeah. You got to have like, a sense of what the threshold is. Because at a certain point, you're trying to keep something together that is not only something she doesn't want, but you're not even realizing how much you don't,

it's not working for you either. Like men often get blinded by this ideal that they can fix something. And oftentimes, I'm not saying you can't, I'm saying oftentimes we can't. And that is a less, a hard learned lesson. You look really young, by the way.

So I don't know if you even have had time to really have this sink in for you as an adult. But like it is absolutely the case. That is number one. Number two, every single time, and I would say maybe three or four times now in my life, where I've gone through a breakup. And I've been in several long-term relationships. After every single one, the same thing happens. It's I'm never, ever, ever.

ever going to meet someone that it was like that with. I don't mean that specific relationship, I mean, no one will ever love me that much. I will never love someone else that much. It's just never, that's never gonna happen. And then it doesn't for a while. And then suddenly, I don't know if this is a male thing, maybe it is, I'm only a male, I can only speak for men,

but when it changes, it changes like this, your ex is in your head for however long and then somebody new comes along and it's just like this. And then suddenly that person is literally gone from your mind. It's like swingers. And it's just like this new person is just there. Now, that's way premature in your case

and I understand. I'm just saying, life goes on always. You are way younger than me, clearly. I think he's four. Yeah, I think he's two and a half. I think he's casual really. and I just It's it's

When you're going through it You have no perspective It's all right here It's all right here And it doesn't matter how many times you've been through it It's always the same fucking gauntlet That's weird Let somebody else's words

Give you perspective And let that be what's happening right now That's weird You don't need to fix it If it is broken Let yourself see it and let it go About the MMA thing You're too young to quit anything.

You don't stop. You just haven't, yeah. Yeah. And you haven't been through enough shit, dude. Like, I'm 45, and I know, I've been through so much shit that I just, it's going to be fine. I don't, I don't know, yeah. I just, I'm realizing that now. Like, yeah, it would be really fucking sad if a bunch of bullshit happened.

But zoom out, you know. I mean? Definitely zoom out, dude. Always zoom out. That's, that's, for me, that is the, the best kind of advice, because the further you zoom out, the more you realize, like, take the long view of shit, dude. The more, the less you can get away from the shit that's just right in front of your face and just like get some objectivity, some distance, however you can do that, it's necessary. Otherwise, you get suffocated and you think there's no way out, and that's when you do something really fucking stupid. And, you know, you're, like I said, you're young and you're allowed to be stupid often,

but like, you know, you don't want to dig yourself any holes that are any deeper than they have to be. Yeah. You know, yeah. But yeah, I hear you on 2025 being a rough one, dude. I mean, it's a hard year for a lot of people. Yeah, but honestly, nothing's been the same since COVID, so. Yeah, I think about this all the time. I know, same.

It's just nothing has been the same. Yeah. Actually, we can't end on this now. We have to do another one. That's fine. Why? We're just almost at an hour. I want to go over.

But why not this one? It's just, yeah. It's just, oh, well, how about this? Yeah, we can do another one, but, um, sunset finally starts past five today. Nice. It, 458. It was, it kills me. I mean, it's just like, dude.

Can't handle it. That's worse than any divorce that ever happened. Yeah. When that, when that clock shifts back. Like two months. It's like 3.30 sunset. It's just kill me, dude. So today's the first day.

It starts at five. You know, we're getting five minutes of daylight every week? Is that right? Really? Is that right? Yeah, well, the Equinox was December 21st or second, right? Yeah, something like that. So then we started getting more daylight every week.

Yeah, no, I understand. But is that really right? You gain five minutes a week? Well, that's what I heard. I mean, walking it back, walking it back. Yeah, that's what I heard. Yeah, the stork told me actually. We're at this fucking pub

Well, okay, if I saw it on complex Or on Newsweek, like, would that count? Yeah, that would count. Yeah, I guess. Okay, so it was one of the ones. As long as you didn't see it from fucking CNN. Oh, such. Any issue with Jake Tapper, you know?

Fucking Jake Tapper fucked his wife, you know? God, can imagine if Kristen slept with fucking Jake Tapper. Jake Tapped that ass. Uh-oh. No. Got mad. Three bad ones. Made you mad.

Jake tap that ass, dude Honestly, no joke. Every single time I hear, see his name, see him, I think Jake tap that ass. Wow. Just like Reacher, Jack Reacher, I think about Jack Reach around. Some things get locked in your brain. What the fuck, dude?

You know what I'm saying? Jack Reach around. Dude. I mean, I could go on and on Wolf Clitzer. It just doesn't end with me. Yeah, well, you know, Wolf Clitzer. It's bottomless, you know. What else?

Wolf clitzer. We're staying on CNN. It's already derailing. We're staying on CNN. At least you change the first letter. Dana bashed that ass up. You know what I'm saying? Oh shit.

I'm just on CNN, dude. Don't get me going. Wait, pull up Dana Bash. She's real fucking weird looking. Okay, well. What? I want to know something funny? Yeah.

I'd fucking dinner with her. What? Come on. Just her? No, her and my friend. That's so weird. How funny is that? What do you mean?

What? On a date? No, no, no, no. She came to my show with my friend. I guess they came, their friends. Okay. And he had dinner before. He was a guy friend.

And they... I don't know if... I don't know if they were dating. I don't think they were. I think they were just friends. But anyway... Yeah, she was married to a different anchor on CNN. No, yeah.

It wasn't him. But when we... Yeah, we had like dinner after the, that's my friend, John King. Talk about zooming out. Zoom out and we zoom out and we zoom out. No, but that's, yeah, I did. It's so weird, you know?

And I remember I didn't know who she was at the time. And now I'm like, you know, I see her all the time on TV and shit. And I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck was I doing at dinner with her? Yeah. But she's cool. Cool. She was cool. All right. Do a quick one.

I mean, yes. What the fuck? What was that? Oh, good last one. End on. Same guy. Matt and Chris. Hi, my name's Jack. I'm a musician from the north of England. I'm currently in my band's practice room, but I'm having a problem. We share this practice room with a guy who gives one-to-one guitar lessons.

And the deal is we split the rent. He clears out about 6 o'clock every day. We can come in and practice. We don't touch any of his equipment. He doesn't touch any of our equipment or good, but for the last few weeks, for some reason, I'm a drummer, and he's been touching my drum stuff, which is my stuff,

and why do you need to touch my drumstall? I'll show you in a second, I'll show you. This is my drum stand that should be here. Oh, wow. And he keeps moving stuff at this, and leaving it just in the middle of the room, to the point where I've wrote a little note, please don't touch my, sorry for the handwriting,

please don't. And he replied to the note and said, sorry. And he keeps moving. the shit out, it should be there and he's just left it with the stool. Why do you even need a drum stand to give a guitar lesson? I won't turn the camera background.

What the friggity frick? I don't really understand why you need to move my drumstand to give a one-to-one guitar lesson. I don't really know the guy, but I don't really want to start a beef either, but is there anything that I can do to, you know, stop them from doing this

because it's really unnecessary. Anyway, if you'd like to check out my band, we are selling tickets right now on chrisda-lia.com. Thank you very much. Chris, next time you're at England. come further north of Manchester. I know. Bing bong, bing bong, bing bong, bong.

Loss his mind. I, that's weird. I mean, the only scenario I could think of is he's sitting, helping the guy, and he's like, oh, that's a place to sit and who really cares? But, yeah, I guess I would probably do that, to be honest. But if he said, stop, I would stop.

You would move someone's drums and not move them back? No. Just the seat. Oh, oh, oh. Just the seat. I would not move the drums at all. I wouldn't play the drums. I would move the seat if I needed this seat.

But you put it back. Yeah, I probably would. Ah, I mean, that room looked pretty messy. Dude, I don't. I mean, you talk about four feet. You can't touch someone else's shit. No, I do under... When it comes to gear, you do not touch someone else's gear.

Yeah, yeah. Especially musician to musician, you have to know that. Oh, yeah, that's true. Like, I mean, I can't imagine a scenario where, like, I would fuck with someone's camera and, like, not at least hide my tracks. You know what I'm saying? I guess. Better about it. But even just the seat?

I get the drums for sure. Yeah. Well, he said it both. It started with the drums. And he said, this time he wrote things. Sorry. And the guy just moved the chair. It seemed like.

Sounds like this guy's testing the boundaries, honestly. Yeah, he definitely could. Write another note on the seat. See what happened. But he's probably, dude, he's probably just a fucking musician that's like, huh? You know what I mean? Well, he definitely is that.

Got to sit, though. You know, and he goes, there's a place sit. Move it. I'm moving here because this is where I am. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's probably, it's probably not that. In his defense, I know a musician who actually does give guitar lessons.

He gave a guitar lesson. And in his apartment building, he has conference rooms on each floor. And he gave a lesson in his conference room. he brought chairs into the conference room from his apartment, right? Guitar lessons over. I think he was giving them to more than one person, so there were a few chairs, goes home,

is chilling at home, his wife gets home, and his wife is like, what the fuck are all of our chairs? He had left them in the conference room. So like, musician brain maybe, you know? Yeah. Guitar teacher brain maybe, I don't even know, it's specific, you know, but either way I think

you're a I think at a certain point you're allowed to start Just right or the seat Yeah right exactly And if it keeps happening He's fucking with you And you gotta start something

You gotta like confront him Yeah Because some people do have a thing And it's fine Some people have a thing If they're like I don't want my things touch I don't have that thing

But I get people have that And I respect it Yeah So if you're one of those people I if you wrote me a note, I'd be like, I don't touch the shit. Yeah.

Anyway. Yeah. But yeah, the dudes, that's cool. And yeah, get tickets to see him at Chrissley.com. Just kidding, you can see me, though. I'm everywhere. Go my new tour on

christelia.com. See you soon, Milwaukee. See you soon, West Nyack. See you soon. A bunch of places. St. Louis. See ya. Hello?