Lifeline - 197. Don't Argue with Turtles

Episode Date: February 1, 2026

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Episode 197, it's Sunday, February 1st. Happy birthday to Harry Styles. Woo! Michael Seahaw and Ron Tarousie. Woo-hoo! Pretty cool birthdays today. It's not a bad trio. Did I hear right that Harry Styles is doing 30 shows at Madison Square Garden?

Did I hear that right? he still got it like that tell you say yes yes i knew you would know how what do you mean still got it he's like he's like taylor swift oh i mean the only thing i mean is is he's been doing that kind of stuff for so long but he's like he's like 20 he's still is 20 i mean this guy's like no no i'm saying props to him yeah like oh yeah he's still live in large he's still love and laugh he love and laugh dude i don't uh even though he dresses like that wow he's that long by the way i mean what's that it hasn't been that long that's why that's why i've been that's why doing that stuff. I mean, if you include one direction, I guess, but buy him his solo act.

It's been a long time to be that big. He's huge. I think. He ain't going nowhere. I mean, the only other people are like Taylor Swift. That's crazy. 30 show residency at MSG, dude. I don't, like, you have to be so big. I don't understand. Yeah. He invited me to a show once, and I was out of town. Oh, you missed out. I know. I wanted to go. I actually don't know a single Harry-style song. Yeah, you do. I might, but I don't know what I know. Watermelon sugar.

What's that one? I mean, it doesn't even know it. What's that one? Yeah, watermelon sugar. Oh, yeah. What is it? God, that one, that was like... What is he saying?

Watermelon sugar. I don't know what those words are. Watermelon sugar. Okay. A cookbook. Do you know what he's describing? No. I could guess, but I don't want to go ahead.

I think I can guess. Am I right? I don't know. Without even knowing what we're guessing? Yeah, sure. Okay. Oh. Oh.

So anyway. Oh my God. Ticket price is $500 to $5 grand. This guy's just I mean, just siphoning cash with people, dude. That seems impossible. It's amazing, though.

Good, good for him. That's just amazing. I think society will collapse by the time his show start. Oh. When's he set to start? I don't know. 20,000 seats.

August. Yeah, yeah. Society's done. We'll be done. We'll be gone by then. No, we won't, you know? No, we'll be gone. We're cooked.

We're chopped. We think that we're... We're chopped and screwed. So it's just like, dude, I'm going to be everywhere. I'm going to be in Australia. I'm going to be in Cincinnati, St. Louis. So different. So different.

Austin, Texas, Colona, Vancouver. I was forgetting to say that one. And Tacoma, Washington. And it's coming up. So what's up? Little Rock, Arkansas. I'm going there. Sacramento.

San Diego. Sacktown? Nope. You know, Nashville. I got a bunch of different. Nashville, then regular Vegas. No, no, no. All right. Yes, that's Nashville and then Vegas. Yes, Nashville and then regular Vegas. Yes. Okay. So go to Chris, go to chrissley.com and figure it out. Patreon here is, there's so many episodes over there of Lifeline Luxury. Patreon.com slash Lifeline luxury, only $5. Subscribe to our YouTube.

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Patreon. Patreon. Patreon. At least twice a week. Bibong, bing bing bong, bing bing bong, bing bong. You know? You stole it from... Who was it?

Zane? Joe, Jonas stole it from me. Josh. Oh. Yeah, no. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Zane is from one direction.

Oh. Zane. No, isn't Zane the one that... No. I'm not going there. No, no, no. He's not? Okay.

Right? I don't know. Anyway, do it... Tainos. Is Zane the one that you know what? No. Okay. Thanks.

Is Zane the one that watermelon sugared himself? Anyway. Anyway, what's up, dude? I had a great morning. Okay. Well, you don't care? I mean, I didn't, so I care, but I guess I'm just envious. Are you?

Well, yeah, my morning was pretty bad, yeah. Oh. You need to talk about it? No, it's like my house has turned into the money pit in, like, the last week. I hate how that happened. It's just like one, two, three, three, four things, and then two of the things I literally had to take care of this morning, had guys coming in dealing with this, guys coming in, dealing with that. And I'm just like, oh, it costs

that much? Okay. That's awful. Does bank account, do you know what I mean? Okay, well, now I feel kind of bad about my own talking about it. No, no, no, no, go ahead, go ahead, it's all good. All right, I want a bunch of money. Bank accounts like this. I want, I want a bunch of money. No, I, I woke up, now, mine was just nice. I woke up, took Calvin, took Calvin, school, came home, you know, Kristen wasn't, wasn't there. She was, uh, doing something early. And so I took Calvin school. It doesn't matter. It's normal. But, uh, no, but took Calvin school, came back, uh, Billy got Billy up. And, uh, it was just nice. I hung out in my room with Billy and he was like playing with cars. And it was just so nice to just chill with him for a while.

And then after that 10.30, I went to go work out. And then I came here. And it was just nice. It was like super nice to chill. You know, I'm in a mode where I can wake up. I got eight hours of sleep. I can wake up and go to take him to school and I'm not tired. Like, it's just fantastic, dude.

It's just fantastic. And then one of the trainers at the gym was like, do you take any supplements? And I was like, there. There we go. Come on. That's why we know it was a good morning. I don't. He finally got to the truth.

No, no, no, I forgot about that until right now. The rest was good, but that was the highlight. No, it wasn't. The Billy thing was. It was just so cute to just be with him. He was like making his match, his Hot Wheels toys. He was like, his Hot Wheels? I mean, dude, it was just nice, man.

And then he was like, some of them would fit under the table. He's like, De one? Fear? De one? And he was like, and I say, no, I don't think so. And he goes, oh. De one? Yeah, I think so.

It goes like this, ah, you know? And, but Billy's doing this thing where he's going, you know how, you know how we go, ah. Yeah. He does it. How funny is that? How? Uh.

Hit notes. Isn't it hilarious? He just goes, ah. And we watched, we watched, we watched, well, I'll talk about this on my podcast, but we watched Alex Honnold climb that thing. And Calvin was like, I'm scared. I'm like, yeah, but he makes it. We showed it already.

It's still scary, though. Yeah, I know. And then he gets it. He got scared. And then, and then, so I turned it off, and then he was climbing all over the house and broke something. So anyway. Nice. I mean.

But I had a good, I had a good morning. I just feel good. That's nice. But I don't take supplements that I should be saying that. I take creatine. That's what I do. Well, then you do? What are you talking about?

Yeah, but that, that's not. Well, he didn't mean do you take steroids? Yeah. He did? No, no, no. No, well, no. Well, no. Just like, like, I don't take peptides.

What I said is I don't take anything about creatine. That's what I said. Oh, okay. So, so. You don't lie to the audience, not him. And only for, I'm not lying, there was no lies to anybody. For a little bit, you let it linger that you didn't take a single thing, which is not a lie, it's an omission.

Creed. Sometimes considered a lie. Yeah, I, but then you, yeah, wasn't a lot. So only for a few minutes. I was not, I was not planning on or meaning to at all deceive anybody with what I was saying. Yeah, yeah, politician, yeah. But that's the best way to be, so I didn't do that. Nice.

Where to go? Oh, you got your favorite cup with the Frankenstein thing on there. Oh, dude, another movie. I saw the, you know, I saw last night, the rip. Yeah, is it what everyone knows it is before watching it? It's not, it's not good. It's, it's, it's, here's cool, I guess. But when I learned, they're good.

When I learned that they're not. cops in Boston. Yeah. I was like, this makes no, they're in, they're just cops in Miami. Miami, yeah.

You can't like have a big, affleck Damon reunion and not have it be a Boston. I don't even like Boston shit. Yeah, neither do I. But if it was a Boston thing. I was so confused.

And that's on me, because I was watching it. I'm like, wait, Miami? That's what I'm saying. No, when I first,

I was like, wait, that doesn't even, of all things, what, how could someone not have been like, oh, we got to put this in Boston,

obviously. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, you know why? Because it was based on a true story. That's why. But what I don't understand it is so Joe Carnahan directed it. He's a, you know, bud.

But like he did it. How do you direct something like that? Like the stuff he was doing was good. I just, I don't like. Carnahan's a good. I love the gray. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's good.

But it's just like, but how do you feel? Like when you read that script, the script, to me it was the script that was like, okay. You know? Because he directed the script. the shit out of it, which is great. But like, it's just too twisty and turny.

And then, but, but like, to have a vision of like how he's going to do it and then what he cuts back and forth to, like, in the past and the, it just was like, you could tell he worked really hard on it, which was cool. I'm sure you do. I mean, it's definitely the,

I don't want to say the biggest thing he's ever done. It might be. The most prestigious thing he's ever done for him. Sure. Just because they're in it. Although the gray was so good. Yeah, I mean, that's my,

favorite movies for sure. Anyway, so that's what I saw and it was, uh, it was okay. It was, it was a cool watch. It was cool. But, you know, yeah, I don't watch. Here's the thing about the rip, though. And there's one thing I would have changed if I directed it, okay? It wouldn't have been as good, obviously, but if, if I directed it, but like,

I hope Joe's listening right now. No, no, no, no, yeah. Take notes. Take a note, Joe. To me, it too much seemed like everybody in the movie was trying to get shot all the time. It was like, why is he taking that way? It was like that. Do duck more.

You know what I mean? Like, it made no sense. Like, this guy was like running on the rooftop and like Ben Affleck was just like, or whatever. And it's like, hey guy, get down. That's a lot of movies though, right? Yeah, but it was, it wasn't, it was like more of a, it had a realer tone. You know how sometimes movies do that?

Yeah, yeah. It was just weird. But, but, but the acting was really. good. To me, it was the script that was janky. Yeah, they did that cool deal. I'm not going to be boring about it, but they made that cool deal with Netflix. Yeah. Where everybody profit shares. Yeah. They already hit their benchmark in Netflix.

It was immediately like, we're never doing this again. They did say that? Yep. Oh, that's funny. Wow. Yep. Yep. Oh, wow. Yeah. Well, I mean, did that sound like it be a bad idea for them? But that's the only way the two of them would do it. Oh, okay. It was them being like, we're only doing it if it's like this. Got it. Netflix was like, okay, we'll do it this. once see how it goes and then it went off the charts well to get them back together again yeah it was like okay that makes sense it's like a whole not gimmick but you know what i mean the selling thing yeah for

they're back you know um i'm sure they got paid crazy boats you know i wonder of gosh but everyone made a ton of money from craft services on up hell yeah so i'm good for joe yeah oh yeah uh so anyway uh cool that could have been in that i think what i could have been in that movie. If you were Ben Affleck? If there was like a third partner. There was and it was Stephen Ewan. Oh, then I definitely could have been in it.

But if what, you were Stephen Eun? No, I mean, if I was a trying to be an actor. Oh. B, if I was an actor. C, if I, I wouldn't audition. It would offer it to me if I was an actor. If you were. So Stephen Yun's great.

I love Stephen You. But, and I hate to take away a role from another fellow great actor, but. If Joe knew what I was capable. It's not a fellow actor. If Joe knew what I was capable of, he would have been like Matt. Get out to Boston or Miami or wherever I were doing this movie. I don't know if you would have done that part of the... He would have called me.

I don't know if it would have done that part of it. Just always out of breath. Oh, dude, there's no way I could keep up. Not what damn it, dude. But they look great. Dude, guys look good. Yay! No, they do.

They look good when they get older. And women, it's harder for them. It sucks. Sure. There are beautiful older women. Don't get me wrong. I know. I know what I think it's people in Hollywood.

Like, how old's J-Lo right now? How old's J-Lo? 50-something? It's crazy. It's stupid. There's a tipping point, though. Once you hit Madonna's era, you're just like, you either have to look like an old person or a non-person.

Well, is there a tipping point for, yeah, true. She's 56. She looks so unreal. But is, is there a tipping point for guys? Probably. Yeah, but what is it? Like 70. Like what's the actual tipping point?

Well, it depends. Obviously, I don't. Like for a handsome guy, what do you think the tipping point is? Like not a guy, guys, they're typical point very good at looking. Like 65, 66, something like that. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I guess I would say. You can't be hot at like 67.

Right. You know what I mean? You can be a hot guy. Yeah, I agree. I agree for that. I agree for that. With that. Oh, oh, oh, watch me walk that right on back.

Liam Neeson, 73. No, at this point, he's kind of the age. But although when he was 68, yeah, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. I take it back. Yeah, he was, he's cool. Anyway, whatever.

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cranberry struts pro laughs a stribe. Wow. Funniest bed I've ever heard. Keeled over. Thank you. Couldn't breathe. Laughing so hard. I don't even remember.

It's really hilarious. But the reason I'm calling today is actually second time calling in. The first time was about my sister who spits on her toothbrush after she brushes her teeth. I don't know why. You guys even said, you ever asked her? I did. She doesn't know why. She said, I don't know.

Makes her even more crazy. I like that answer. But I'm calling about my wife today. So sometimes she just makes me blood curdling mad. Oh, really? We'll be sitting there on the couch after the kids are in bed. You know, it's quiet in the living room. And I'll start introducing some dialogue.

Maybe ask a question. She doesn't say anything in return. Oh, yeah. And so it makes me so mad. I do. Because who does she think I'm talking to? My wife does that. I don't talk to myself out loud.

Who else could I be talking to? That drives me nuts too. So I'll ask her. Hello? Who do you think I'm talking to? She goes, oh, I didn't hear you. Yeah. I'm sitting right next to you.

That's Kristen. You don't have hearing loss. You don't have hearing problems. Who else could I be talking to? Oh, I like this guy. I don't know. Is it just me? I mean,

Maybe I'm crazy, but I think she needs to be a little more respectful. For me, if Kristen's doing something else and I talk to her, she will not hear me. She's too focused, and that drives me nuts. But it's good for her. She's, you know, focused on her thing. But so I don't know if that's what it is for you or if it's just, maybe she just is done with you, dude. Like maybe she just checked out. You have kids maybe?

I don't know. And she's just like, all done. They're plopped out. I mean, he's young. He is young, yeah. But, you know, for this, we're young. But, like, they say as you get, as men and women get older, the frequency of this other opposite sex's voice becomes harder and harder to pick up on. I don't know if that has anything to do with anything.

He looks particularly young. But, like, I doubt that's what's going on. But, like, I think that's just them's the breaks, dude. Like, that's what being in a relationship is. Like, try finding me one person. in a relationship that doesn't have that to say about their partner. Oh, really? After two years?

I mean, come on. Two? Yeah. In bed, just another night, you know? I guess. On her phone or whatever, you say something? Just radio silence? I feel like I always hear, but she would probably disagree.

Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying it goes both ways in all relationships. I'm saying at least one person in every relationship has this to say. I guarantee it. Okay. I don't know if I've experienced that as much as I'm. I've just done it. This is why I say that.

You're like that, yeah. Yeah. Matt. I'm like that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I'm like that, though. I don't know what it is, too, because I hear people, but I'm just like, I don't, I don't, it's not that I don't give a shit. No, I know.

It's just like. You're in your own world. And I'm just like, I'll respond. But. Yeah. You know what it is? For me, if I'm thinking about it. You piss me off.

Yeah. Fuck you, too. No, for sure. Because I, I specifically, about other stuff. But, no. No, yeah, I just think, yeah, I heard them. I'll respond to them when I'm done doing what I'm doing. That's wild.

Is that? Is it? You just like, give me a minute. There's too many words. You know what I don't like what you do. You know what I don't like what you do, right? I mean, there's a few things. Yeah, but the thing about how when you ask me a fucking question and I answer you,

and then you go like, okay. Like, like, I'm talking too long. Oh, I don't know this one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we've talked about this a long time. Probably not for a long, long time, but you'll be like, hey, what's it like in Hawaii? And then I'll be like, well, it's cool, depending on what island you go to,

but like the weather's amazing. And you're like, yeah, yeah, okay. And I'm like, what don't do that? Yes, you do. Yes, you do. And I'm like, what do you mean? What do you mean? He's like, okay, I got it.

Like, you go back, okay, got it. Like, I have enough information. Yeah, that's what I wanted to know. But it's like, no, but this is a conversation. I wanted to go further. I wanted to talk about Hawaii. That's weird because I think you do this on this show to me, but you don't do that in real life. But do what?

What you're describing, you do that to me on this show, but not in real life. Yes. We switch places once the camera roll. Right, right, right. Because that should have been something I said when you did it in real life, I should have been like, oh, dude, what are we on a fucking radio show? We don't need to be entertaining. You're just asking me the fucking question. Yeah, yeah, dude.

Yeah, man. So you don't really do that anymore, though, to be honest. I guess that's what I mean. Yeah, I don't feel like that's the thing I do. That was the thing, man. No, you used to laugh so hard when I made fun of you with that because you knew it was true.

Okay, I believe that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I believe it. But yeah. I'd say get used to it is my advice to you. She's not going to start being like, what? Oh, yeah. That's not changing.

Sorry. Write her notes, dude. She sounds, well, you love her, so I'm sure she's great, but like, get used to it, dude. Fucking, that's life, baby. Just ate two fucking granola bars. What?

I just ate two. granola bar. I got Tourette's. No. Switch the way you're opening it back up, dude. Yeah, man. So dainty and fish, the way you did it. Well, they're small.

Well, I mean, that's probably why I switched. But yeah, I fucking ate those. Doesn't matter remotely. No, but I know, but I needed to eat that. It was the only thing I had access to after my hard workout. Just trying to talk about working out. And let's do another one. Hey, shout out to Legends for sponsoring this show.

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but you don't know who most deaf is. It's like saying Matt Delea is my favorite director and I don't know who Stevens to Bilberg is. Anyways, guys, I don't have a question. Tell you what happened. What happened? I just wanted to offer some sympathy to Chris. Because I hear you talking about RLS and that's something that I got from my mother.

Now, I've been lucky to have it like fade and be very minor growing up. But my mother has been suffering with RLS for many years where it like heavily, heavily affects her sleep and therefore affects her life very negatively. So yeah, I just wanted to say that it sucks that you have it and it's a very real thing. and it's RLAS is a bitch. Yeah. All right. Matt, will you be my boyfriend? Bye guys.

Yeah. Wow, what an interesting submission? Yeah, I sure. What the fuck is the most deaf thing? We know who most deaf is. Explain. Okay, so what happened was he was in one of the happy birthdays, and you guys said all three happy birthday people,

and then you said it's weird, right? I don't know any of those people. Yeah, I know most deaf, though. That's weird. Most deaf was the, I remember that. I've known who most deaf is. since I was like 13. But there were two, the two other people were like,

Scoot McGillicuddy and Pip. Right. And then so we were just like, oh, who the fuck are these people? Yeah, so it was puzzling that you guys said that. I honestly didn't even notice what he did. For the record, just so it's clear, 100 gazillion percent know who most definitely.

Oh, yeah, I don't know. And have for two decades plus. I don't know who most deaf is. Beal-p-ba-be-be-a-be-a-be-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb. Oh, yeah. He could learn more like a quarterback, you know, and there is, I have a, I keep finding new ways. to fall asleep, I got one, I turn on a podcast and I knock out. If I turn on a podcast, you know why? Because all podcasts are boring. Did you know that? They're all boring.

And if you're trying to listen to them, you fall asleep. I think 99% of them are boring. Yeah. Right. So, but so I turn on one that is intriguing like that I think that I turn on the, anything from Keith Morrison, you know? Oh yeah, sure. Yeah. And I, I've been trying to listen to this episode of this podcast, episode two of this podcast, eight times, and I pass out. Isn't that incredible?

That's happening before you. Oh, really? For sure, yeah. I want it, I guess, I'm just like, I guess I'm not gonna, because I started, you know, I'm finishing the exorcist

and then I'm like, oh, I'm too tired, let's put this thing on it. And then he's talking and I go, I'm such a dad, bro. I'm such a dad. And I slept in, sweats, shirt, and my socks, and I just woke up, didn't shower, took Calvin to school, dude.

And I, but I slept in like cool, like hip clothes. So I, I like, I'm like, dude, I'm even fucking dope when I sleep. And then, and then, and then I went to the coffee shop after I took Calvin at school. And this lady that I see sometimes at the coffee shop, she said, you got a great fit. And I said, to be honest, I slept in it. And she said, really? And I go, yeah. Nice. fucking it's not a bad story no I'm giving you a fucking fist bump right now all right

um well that's the end yeah okay so the story isn't boring but I didn't say it was boring I understand but it seems boring if after I say it you don't say anything for a bit

and then go is that it isn't my fault that I was waiting to see if there was more It is, though. Because there's no clear end. But the reason... It's just a...

It's like an anthology film. It's just, there's no clear... I understand what you're saying. It's a series of events. I get what you're saying. There's no story, is my point. That's a common pitfall that you're falling, that you're succumbing to. It is your fault.

Okay. And let me tell you why. Because if you just said it differently, it would negate the whole thing. If you just said like, oh, oh, is like, oh, yeah? By the way, are you done? Because I'm gonna... You know, you did a different way. But you go like this.

Is that it? And then I go, oh, you crushed it. You crushed it. You took the fucking wind out of my sales when it wasn't a bad story. At least the way I was telling it was very artful. I mean, I don't want to argue with you about that. Do you agree? No.

Oh, fuck. You want to argue. I don't even want to argue. I hear you. Okay. I just like, I don't think I was like being like, is that it? Right. You weren't like that, but it wasn't a boring story.

And you made it seem boring. No, I didn't, dude. I said is that is... It wasn't boring. I did say, is that it? It's kind of shit. Was it boring? A little bit.

Okay. So then you, you colored it that way, but with your... Is that it? You colored it that way. It's not my fault. It is because you waited a few beats and then you said, is that it? It's not my fault. It's not my fault.

The kind of quarterback deck I looked like... We were hunting. The kind of quarterback that guy looked like is... The kind of quarterback that I looked like is... Phil Sims. Yeah. The 80s ilk, Phil Sims, Boomer Asiason. John Howe.

Now they don't look like that. Warren Moon, no kidding. But yeah, I know. What are you laughing at, bro? Your football references. Me? I always know the fucking shit from 1991, bro. Remember when we saw Boomer Asiocin alone at that bar in New York?

Yeah, I remember that. How weird is that? Boomer Asiacin. And was a quarterback. You know what I mean? But that's just. No, no. We saw Boomer Isyacin's brother.

Oh, really? Learning English, learning English. I thought we saw Boomer himself. No. So you saw Chuck Asiason? Did you see, you saw, you saw Chuck Asiason? Gunner Asiason. You saw Matt Asiason?

Yeah, no, it was his brother. How do you remember that? Because, I don't know how we started talking to him, but he's like, I'm here for a thing for my brother. You might know him. Oh. And then you said like, oh, yeah, you look like him. He's like, yeah. He looked exactly like him.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude. Hey, I'm Steve Ossison. What the fuck? You must be your brother with Boomer? Obviously. That's a crazy last name. Fuck, coffee cups. Why'd they just name you Steve? Sorry, sorry, sorry. I know it sucks. He got to be Boomer. But now Boomer is a bad name because, you know,

is Boomer can't be his real name. Let's just be honest. I can't be. Well, it could be. No, his name is Julius. Oh, sorry. His name's Norman Julius. Boomer Esaius. Oh, it is? There's a real boomer in there. No, boomers in quotes, right? No, boomers in quotes.

Yeah, okay, okay. I fucking know what's that bullshit guy. So, all right, so that, yeah, no one can't name. Norman, no matter, no, no, no, no, no wonder he went by fucking boomers. Norman Esiassiz. Norman Esiason. His brother. Cool name.

Hold on. Wait. What happened, dude? No, I'm trying to find out what his brother's name is. It's the leakage on the, Polly short. The leakage. No, no. What's the signfield episode.

It's a leakage. You know what I'm talking about, though, right? Sometimes you get a coffee cup and you're just like, every time you say it's like... Yeah, but there's a way to not get the leakage. I'm not being a dick. There's a way to not get the leakage

if it's a cup that has leakage. Because what you, all you have to do is make sure that the sippy part is not where the cup was made. Oh, you got two... You're all fucked up. This is...

What do I do? Take it off. A porn director. Wait, Matt, were you joking about his... Dude, he's got a son named Gunner. Are you fucking serious? Oh, that must be some deep shit he tapped into that.

It's insane. Yeah, okay, that's fine. Yeah. That must be some, that must be... I swear to God I didn't not know that. I've never looked into one time. Yeah, but you must have heard it somewhere. Come on.

That's too wild. I think I'm just like... No, this is going on. I think I'm just tapped in to the substrates of the universe. You have two... Sorry, this is getting off the rails, but you have two cups of coffee and then you had a sleeve on it? It's how it came.

Oh, wow. Uh-oh, the plot thickens. I didn't design it. Here we go. Yeah? Boomer Ossison doesn't have a brother. And maybe I'm just misremembering. Oh, my God, Marco.

You made it up. You back up, quarterback. You made that up, dude. What the hell? What the fuck, dude? That's so, dude, if I did that, I would, I would go to sleep for the day. It would have to be tomorrow. How could you make that part?

It was his brother. Yeah. If anything, if it. If anything, if it wasn't whether mess it up and think it's boomer. Right. Well, that's exactly. He made it a non-story. He gaslit.

His brain is so boring that he made a cool story more regular. We saw Boomer's Einstein at Walker's in downtown New York. That is what we did. And he literally made it into something remarkably less interesting. Zero interesting. Yeah. Not just less interesting. My sincere apologies.

No, it's all good, but it's what you did. I'm glad we got to the bottom of that, though. I mean, fuck. Yeah. No, who the fuck says? It wasn't Boomer Osceyerson we chatted with. It was Boomer of Scyason's brother. And we had a whole thing about it.

I swear to God it was his brother. Are you sure? Never mind. The memories are weird. Let's just leave it at that. The way we remember things is faulty and that's just how it is. Yeah, yeah. And the way, I mean, honestly, you should ask either Boomer or, you know.

Let's get Boomer on the show. All right. It's a five-segment show. Let's go. He's our third guest that we've, ever happened. So happy. All right, something just occurred to me.

It's not a problem, but I want to... Oh, pause it. Ah! Has the biggest problem. Whatever it is has the biggest problem with it. No, it's fucking his life. Yeah, it's, it's, and it hurts, like he wakes up and feels a pit in his stomach about everything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right, something just occurred to me, it's not a problem, but I want to know what you guys think. I'm going to make a claim now that probably neither of you agrees with at all. Okay, okay. But I'm going to just say it. Chris is actually smarter than Matt.

Wow. The thing is, I think Matt is better at referencing actual, like, scientific or historical information and terminology. Better recall that kind of information. But Chris has, like, deeper ideas. Oh, interesting. And often he'll have these, like, profound philosophical insights on his podcast on congratulations. That, like, really get me thinking. Oh, this guy's a fucking idiot, dude.

Typical framing or terminology. I agree. So they sound ridiculous and absurd, but then they're just like really deep. I am. I agree. I agree. And you know what? Yes.

And it's not maybe, you know, you listen to the show. It's not fashionable to be like Chris is a smart one. But the guy gets it, obviously. I do have deep stuff. I have no argument. Well, if you were smarter, maybe you would. You don't argue with turtles. You know what I mean?

No, that's not a saying. It's not. I made it up. It could be a saying. It's not a thing you do. Don't argue with turtles. Yeah, I just made it up. How's that for fucking smart? You dick sucker.

Come suck my fucking dick right now. So, fucking important. I mean, the idea, first of all, the idea that intelligence has nothing to do with like, like I'm studying for a test and I come and I'm like, these are the things I know because I've read them somewhere. What you're describing is a version of, I'm not saying I'm an expert,

but basically if you extend your argument you're saying experts aren't really smart they just know everything like what the fuck do you eat what's smart like what do you define is smart so what he's saying is i'm a deep thinker and i but you're not you know you know those apple ads that used to say think different they i should have been on one of those it should have been you know they had like spielberg and fucking who knows nosferatu but if if if it was me there on there it would make sense people be like, well, okay, yes, he does think different. Did you say Stevens-Svort-Tu? I was out of your people.

I mean, you'd said one person. Steven-Spil-Wir-Sk was my limit. And Steven Spielberg was my limit. Steven Spielberg was my... That was what was all in the box that I looked into for references, and then Nosferatu, I guess, was there too. So there's your intelligence. Well, let's do another one.

I mean, it's cool. It's good that there are people that think. No, no, no, I know. But I am like that, but yes. But I am deep. That's good. That's good. I'm very deep. Good. Hey, Chris and Matt. We have a question. Longtime fans here.

What do you do about family members that try to get in between you and every strong bond you have? Paige and I are longtime best friends down to matching skull tattoos. Oh, shit. And she brought me to Christmas for the first time this year. And her mom tried to get between us and create drama and gossip and bring up ex-boyfriends, even though we aren't dating and just create an issue between us. And it's something she's dealt with forever her whole life. And we ended up leaving Christmas early because of it.

And we're just curious how you go about that. Yeah, how would you move in a scenario where your mom doesn't approve or doesn't want you to have good friendships or relationships in your life and she feels threatened? by them. And she also doesn't listen to anything you say. Yeah, it's been a tough one for us. Anyways, peace love. What a great question. Great question. Also, just so it's clear, I ran into them in the real world. Really? First Tim, he's, he was like, Matt, and I was like, I just assumed it was someone I knew. I turned down, I was like, I don't know this motherfucker. He's got a spider

tattoo on his head. I would remember him. You knew it was a tattoo right away that he didn't just walk into a cobweb? Hold on one second. and he was so like unbelievable he was the top nice well I mean he's obviously nice yeah and he was like

I want you to meet my friend and that was her yeah yeah yeah and they just are fans oh cool it was super sweet but why don't they just date

maybe they I mean I don't know I don't want to get all up in their shit maybe they're I don't want to get all up in their shit either but they're basically like versions of each other you know maybe that's probably why they're friends but it's like anyway

that's a great question that's a great question and I feel like they're trying to get us to do that shit about our mom which let's not do that no I'm kidding but no we wouldn't do that I think I'm trying to think

I don't know if my mom's ever had an issue truly with anybody I've ever dated maybe the same's not the case of you they're not necessarily talking about dating I know but I think that's a good place to start because like I've definitely had situations where, but only when I was a kid when my mom was like, don't be friends with that

kid. But that's way different. Is an adult, dude? It's like, obviously the guys, I mean, I happen to know this, but that guy's so nice. Like, I would imagine it's, here's, I mean, just to cut to the fucking very end of what I'm going to say, this is your mom's problem, not yours. Yeah. So like, if she still has it.

Well, that's why they went home. I was just going to say, if she still has it, the only thing you can do, and if she's making shit weird, making you feel bad, making you feel uncomfortable, all you can do is exit, and you did that. And so, unfortunately, we don't control the people we love,

we don't control the people who love us. Like, a lot of parents feel this, like, ownership over their children, even into their adult lives. And if that doesn't suit you, you just exit, and that's what you did, that's all you can do.

What you can never do, and you attested to this yourself, Paige, she doesn't listen, dude she's not going to start listening she what is she 60 something 70 like you don't start listening she'll look younger than that you didn't see her I'm kidding I'm pretending like you're talking about I know I know I know uh dude but yeah what maybe what okay whatever late 50s who cares people don't just start listening in their 50s right yeah true you know like or 60s you're just you're beyond that you know what's best you think you know it's best and that's just how

how you are, you're set in your ways. And if that shit doesn't jive with the way you are, then like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, don't even fucking go to Christmas. Seriously, she likes that. Like, come Jewish. Do, uh, Kwanza. Well, that's not even remotely.

Get it to Shiki. Do something different for Christmas. And when she's like, hey, I thought you were going to come, be like, yeah, we came last time. You made it really weird. Oh, shit. Dude, last time made me actually have to celebrate Kwanza. Okay?

Oh, whoops. Christmas turned into fucking eight. days and eight nights. Dude, uh, because I'm Jewish now, because of what you, because I have a friend that I brought and you tried to get in there

and talk about all sorts of weird shit that fucked us up. And it doesn't work, dude. We're already fucked up. We have so many fucking tattoos. And also summer on his head. I know you probably think you walked into a cobweb at first, but it's actually real.

And then also, dude, um, I got tattoos too. I bet, I bet fucking we could all like, If we all walked around, I would probably honestly look cooler. At what point in all of that did you switch from being her to you? What do you mean?

You became talking about yourself talking about hang out with them, right? I knew I was going to do that all along. You signed like a completely crazy person, though, in my brain. Because you were rattling off the things to say, and then without any transition whatsoever, you just kept rattling things off. I always had that to go to. is because if I hung out with them, I wonder if I would look more like a tattoo guy, honestly.

Because I think if you look at me, you don't necessarily think I'm a tattoo guy because I have some tattoos. But if I was with them, they would be like, that's that tattoo game. No, you don't look at you and think tattoo guy because most of your life, you haven't had tattoos. But anyone in the world looks at you

and thinks you're either a fucking ex-con or a sailor from 1930. Well, dude, that's not true because did they even have these kinds of street signs in fucking 1930. If you met someone new and they had never seen you before, they'd be like, that motherfucker's tatted up. Really?

What do you mean? Oh, fuck yeah, dude. That's so dope. I didn't know that. So here's the thing, because people always say, I didn't know you're this tattooed, because I got him when I was like fucking 40. Yeah, okay.

Anyway, that's why you think that though. New people meeting you would be like, holy shit, like, not holy shit, oh my God, but they'd be like, he's got so many tattoos. Whatever, I don't mean to make this about me, but the, no, you definitely. But the that those I don't really it's threatened look okay I think about this like I'm I'm a parent okay if my kids start being better friends with other people than me dude I'm going to start feeling a certain

way obviously the feeling doesn't matter but you got to deal with it right right you're not going to be fucking you know oh I mean you know you can't be like hey Calvin you know that guy fucking litters. You know? Let's go to the movies. Yeah. Hey, dude, you know that guy fucking... Trust me, he probably

masturbates too much. Let's go to the movies. You know? Worse that. Worst fucking dad ever. He's 20. Dude, that's funny. I'm old.

Yeah. His dad is a dork. Let's go to the movies. Yeah, dude. Fuck that. Fuck parents who are like that. It's like you're an adult, dude. You're like a fucking adult.

You don't get to still dictate terms when someone's over 25 years old, you know? Fuck that. There's nothing you can do as the answer. Except that's what you did. Celebrate Kwanza and fucking, that's a big fuck you. If you just go to Judaism, that's a big fuck you.

To your mom, I'm sure. You don't need to do that. That the card? No, you don't, but if you want to make a statement. If you want to make a fucking statement, you do. And sometimes that's important. It's not, a good way to make a statement is not to just wholesale change religions just to show your mom that starts up.

We're wearing a yarmaca, although he would have to cover his fucking spider tattoo. It would still peek out. Yamakas are small. That tattoo's huge. It would still peek out the size. But, you know, she could do it and it would be fine. I think she married had a face tattoo. Should I get a face tattoo?

Yeah, right. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. But yeah, celebrate, that's fucked up, dude. I don't like that kind of shit. And you know what, it sucks? It sucks when you realize, not that her mom's a bad person.

I'm sure she loves her and stuff, but like, it just kind of sucks when you realize the flaws of like the people that you love and you're like, oh, fuck. Yeah, that's the most, that's life shit in the world, though. But I'm not diminishing it. I'm just saying, no, I know. The most yes to that, yeah. Well, you, yeah. Yeah, I'm just trying to think of what they should do, but there's nothing. They did. Honestly, they did it.

Yeah, they left. There's nothing you can do. And don't go next time. Don't go. And when you don't go and they have a problem with it, don't go. Say the truth and just be plain and up front about it.

And then she can say whatever she wants and you can be like, okay, but we're doing this. Dude, actually, you know what would be funny. If he really for real, because sometimes he walks into cobwebs, that's hilarious. Yeah.

I guess. I bet every time he's like, ha-ha. You think he thinks that? Yeah. You think when he walks through a cobweb he thinks. That's funny because I have a spider web tattoo on my head. At least the first few times 100%.

Yeah. I would. How many times you walk to a fucking cobweb? Bro, if I, every, if I walked, if I found, um, uh, if I got bit by a snake, I would be like, dude, I have a fucking snake on my own. That's so weird. If I went to a cabin and stayed in a cabin, I'd be like, dude, I have the fucking cabin right there. If I caught fire. Mm-hmm.

I don't think you'd be thinking about your time. tattoo. Oh my God. This is so weird. I have a tattoo. A fire on my wrist. Jump in the pool. Dude, I...

Um, no, but yeah, I don't know. Yeah, so anyway, but that's, yeah, it's, it's all good. It's fine. It's going to be okay. Yeah. You know. Did you know that Staples Professional can tailor a custom program to make running your business easy?

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I mean, how bitch is you? To do this. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, bro. If you get some fucking snow off your feet before you get in your girlfriend's car. Hell yeah. But it's a nice guy. Let me know.

But you're a nice guy, though. But that's bitch, bro. Clicking your heels together. But doing it, it's not even clicking your heels. When you're in a seat that's high up and your feet are on the ground and they can't even reach the ground when you're sitting. It's like, whoa. But you can't do it on the ground. You have to literally lift them up.

Of course. I'm not saying. Yeah. I mean, clicking your feet is when you're jumping. That's funny, bro. When you're sitting dangling. Here's the deal. The guy gets it.

Anytime you are one half step away from being sub bitch. No matter. what situation you're honestly you're already kind of there that's what I'm saying just like all you got to do is move like I think about sometimes you know like bar stools like I sit on them and there's usually a rung

but like short guys can't even fucking can't even hit the rung bro they're just like suspended in air so bitch bro like that's fucking that is so bitch but also sometimes there's no rung no sometimes there's no rung and even if you're tall it's like you're fucked a bar bar

can't make you so bitch though bro that's fucking bullshit they need to get wrongs hey you guys need to get rungs I'm floating out here and I'm six too yeah um sort of water please yeah that's very bitch and the miso salmon if you I like the way he did it didn't reveal

that it was his girlfriend's car because that makes it even extra bitch at the end of the reveal if you're doing you're alone the guy understands yeah what bitch is and he's also a funny guy you could tell because he thinks that it's funny that he's getting in his girlfriend's car having to do the clicky heels thing. It's like he's fucking, what's her name

in, not in Kansas anymore. And Dorothy. Yeah. And it's bitch, dude. He's right. 10 out of 10. Good job, dude. Yeah, maybe 9 out of 10, but yeah. I mean, well, I don't want He hit a bozai. That's a completely accurate assessment of what it is. Yeah, but I would say

a 10 out of 10 is like falling for so long and thinking you're not going to fall and trying to not fall and then eventually you fall. Okay, okay. But let me put it this way. If that guy, no, no, no, no, no, like that kind of shit. On a test, it said, give me an example of something's a bitch.

And he listed that up. You'd give him an name. Okay, okay, okay, okay. You'd give him a perfect score. Sure. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wouldn't be like, you'd get doc, because it's not the most bitch thing.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's what I meant. Okay, hard hitting issues. Yeah. Chit, shit. So, So, I just went to the car wash. So I just wanted to the car wash.

And I just want to know if you guys think this as well. it's so fucking annoying that they offer monthly subscriptions. Chris, you probably don't go to the fucker you probably have made or something right. Call you out. Isn't it so fucking annoying? And it's like, it's not just a car wash. It's

everywhere you go. Anything you fucking buy the subscription. I must leave some tear bullshit. Yeah. I don't know. I just think it's so fucking annoying I have to deal with it every single fucking time I go to the car wash. I was just thinking about this. I think about this all the time. Every time I go to fucking 7-Eleven and buy cigarettes. They're like, are you a

member and I'm just like I wouldn't fucking forget if I was a member and I see all the signs that ask me to be a member don't try to get me to sign up just sell me what I'm here to fucking buy I don't want to talk to you yeah sell me the thing like don't be a wait wait what's a member of 7-Eleven what was what does that do it depends on the product you're buying the discounts on various things at various times so like if you're buying whatever pack of cigarettes it might be a dollar off or if you get two it's like $2. Yeah, I don't...

It's just like... Relax, dude. Well, that's... Yeah, that is annoying, but that... Um... Do you have to pay to be a member of Settlement? No, actually. See, that's a little different.

But I bet it's the same... It's even more annoying to me. It's just like... It's some voodoo shit you're going to do on me. Like, you're going to make me think I have to go only there because of a membership. Yeah. I'm not going to go only there if I'm a membership. I'm going to go to the closest place that has cigarettes.

I don't... Keep a fuck about my dollar off. Oh, but I really like the fucking camels at 7-Eleven. Yeah, it's like, dude, you're not going to get me like that. What is this shit? Oh, but I got to go, I got to get my cigarettes from Singh. Sing used to, in Hollywood, in Burbank, he used to, he was a guy who worked at my 7-Eleven. Nice, dude, okay.

I wonder what happened to him. You know? I bet he's dead. Okay, well. He was old. Okay. I mean. But I, the thing I do like is when they ask, if you're, you know, I mean.

You remember, and you say no, and then they just put it in the membership discount anyway, and you're like, oh, damn, okay. You do like that? Yeah, because they give me money off, and I'm not even a member. Okay, yeah. So that's the only flip side of that coin. I don't like, I was thinking about this, the other day I was talking of, I think it was on Golden Hour, actually, but they were like, dude, they made music that.

They made music. Yeah, you used to just get CDs and physical copies. And now you can't even fucking listen to music. Wow, that sentence was so bad. You know what it was? It was actually smart and deep. Oh my God, dude. You're going to take that one and run with it, huh?

They made music that way. Now that changes everything. But I didn't want to say way because I thought you were smart enough to get the deep part. Subscription based. Which is what he's talking about. But, okay, go on. So you don't have, you know, if I want to listen to fucking music

I have to goddamn sign up without like commercially yeah yeah I can't I can't listen a a Jay Z song without you know it's so annoying even on YouTube they'll play

fucking things in the middle of it it makes so much sense that everything's circled back remember TiVo the original way you could skip commercials yeah everything was became no ads and then ads were optional and then ads were not optional you can't even pay to get ads off of many many many subscription services now

there's not even that option it's like we're literally just back to whatever 1989 god that's so weird you know what I mean with the way we watch at least well endless stuff yeah yeah like I don't pay for Spotify but I have it so anytime somebody sends me up to Spotify I click on it I got to listen to ad for fucking whatever

better help or some shit I'm not even going to listen to song now yeah dude you're like I want to get jacked for fucking my workout. Hey, let me turn on Spotify. For a limited time. And you're like, never mind, dude. Never fucking mind, man. You ruin my workout ads. I was getting ready to go on a date and I was going to listen to Cruel Summer. But what the fuck is this shit? I don't want a fucking Helix mattress. Wow, that's sentence, you know.

Nobody's ever said that sentence in the history of the world. I was trying to get fucking, I was trying to set the mood for when I took this, took, you know, my wife home from our date. God damn it, dude. I'm not interested in fucking, um, uh, block, uh, what was that pizza place? Wow, you know, you used to block. Oh, I know, I know, fucking anyway, whatever. Anyway.

So, uh, gotcha. is what it is. Yeah. Yeah, we understand. I want to know what pizza you're talking about. I remember,

you do? You do? What you do? You see some weird obscure pizza. Gray block pizza? Yeah. Gray block pizza. Yeah.

Go around on gray block pizza. That was like his first sponsor. That's so fucking weird. What's, yeah. I don't know. There's like a place. Let's stop talking about it.

Yeah. What's up, Chris and Matt? So, uh, I don't know if you've noticed. The only things that anybody talks about or thinks about or cares about in America.

is gambling and AI. Okay? People are just, just jerking off AI generated images and videos and just fuck you. You tell me this guy isn't in the 1600s. Photoshop already does those things.

Put in a little bit of elbow grease. You lazy fucking animal. I get it. Google already does everything that Chad ZBT can do. You got to put in a little bit of elbow grease, you fucking Republican. Wow.

Political. There's nothing more Republican than just getting on your knees and just gargling to come out of the balls of fucking AI. There's nothing more Republican than that, dude. Now, if you're a Republican, fine. You're a weirdo. But you're, it's okay. It's so weird, dude. People, they just sell gambling apps and gambling shit as if it's just a fucking Fenway Frank and a fucking $16 beer, you know?

Does this guy even know he's doing a video? They sell it, but then at the end of the day, it's no different than heroin in fucking cocaine because it's just another addictive fucking thing that you can do. And you're not going to OD on it, but you're going to owe the old fucking Christ. The overdose when it comes to gambling is losing the kids college fund and jumping off of the fucking balcony at the Bellagio. Or killing your whole fucking family because you got no money. You got no money and you're a lunatic shooting all of your fucking family members and then blowing your brains smooth out of your head.

It's the same thing and people are just like, oh dude, yeah, dude, I put, I got a fucking parlayer. I'm a fucking fuck off. You're such a cuck loser, dude. Fucking cry. Bro, I got a buddy who's like fucking 10 grand in the hole. We got on the phone with him? And he's asked me for money before and I gave him like 10 bucks one. because he told me it was gas money and I was with him I give him $10 for gas

I give him a $10 bill I watched him put his car to the machine pocket the 10 and then that night he went to fucking fucking what's the one in Rhode Island he went to the casino in Rhode Island bro come on dude that's the end what was that was that was just that was wild dude that was fucking was that was that was a crash out and then yeah he burned out what was he talking well what's the fucking submission. I'm not quite sure. And then what was the Republican thing about it all? Yeah, well

I mean, I hate to break it to you, but I'm in LA. I know a lot of fucking liberals that just will not put down their chat chp tpT. Yeah. It ain't one side of the other, my man. It's fucking everybody's just like

fucking what do I do? Even though they know. You use chat tpd more than I do. like for like day to day stuff. If I'm like, I don't know a thing I want to know. Yeah. I'll look at, I'll use it. But like, or how to fix a thing like that is in front of me.

But I don't use it for like your diet and all that shit, right? Yeah, I just took a picture of all the snacks we have and I was like, what's the thing for me to eat now? And they were like, I'll definitely eat two of those bars. Yeah. I mean, look. And not the cheese. The point he's making about elbow grease is a is a valid thing that I think about a lot. because like when we're removing all steps of our executive function like and we're not using

that muscle we're just relegate delegated to chat chibiti oh more and more AI more and more it's like I'm not saying I'm not like some doomsayer I'm just saying that that's not that it's it's I don't think there's an argument even against this that that that's probably not that good To just offload that all the time for everything you do. And there are many people that do that already. And dude, Chatsy-Bee's not even that fucking good yet. I mean, I've had Chachybidi be so wrong. Yeah, same.

And then you call it out and they're like, no, sorry. And then you just prove it to them. And they're like, ah, you got me. And I'm like, what are you for? They told me murder was legal and I learned that the hard way. No, but yeah, they do it. They're wrong a lot. And it's pretty crazy.

But the fact that that guy is not in the year 1560 is unbelievable. Yeah, he does that guy. He did really look like he's in a Rembrandt. He really did. He is a Renaissance painting face. Hey, you have Renaissance painting face. You are fucking like a king from Denmark. You know, this is unbelievable his face.

That is just crazy. He was born. His mom and dad go, oh, fuck. Wait a minute. How? What year is this? What year is this? And he came out, he came out with a frilly collar.

And he's like this. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He came out with a frilly collar and violins were playing. Yeah, no, no, think, but then he goes, wow. And you go, oh, fuck. I thought this was 1999 in when he was born. But my mistake, dude, my mistake, because it's,

It's fucking 1560 because, and the reason why I know that, Doc, is because of the coloring of his face and his rosy cheeks and his hair and his chin. His nose was very, very bad. And his nose, too, Doc. And the doctor goes, I understand. Yeah, I see what you're saying. The most thing about the most that was what you're describing about him wasn't just his rosy cheeks.

It wasn't just all the things he listed. It wasn't even just his nose. It was the fact that he had a little bit of red on his nose. That's the most, the thing. He's, yeah, he was born in the. You know how fucking women will be like, I was born in the wrong era? And you're like, what do you mean?

I just, I should have been in the fucking, and you're like, you're just annoying. That, that is, this guy should have been born in 1560 to 1810. And there's no. Wide. There's no, if, answer, buts. Boy, wasn't born after fucking 1810. Yeah.

And that's your revolution, no way. It was definitely really wild submission. I mean, I forget what started, getting me laughing blowing your family away oh that part yeah yeah yeah yeah but it was already off the fucking rails early at that point

just get a podcast you should have one I would that would be a good I would watch that guy you said that Marco no just I it's like he thought he was on kill Tony or something I mean yeah I mean it was making me laugh but uh no no no it was

I don't even know yeah I'm not sure even what his points were he just said why is Do Republicans use chat GPD and why is their gambling? Basically, yeah. But also, I don't know, personally, I don't know. Well, actually, that's not true. I know people who, but I don't know people who's sports bet. He lost his thread.

Yeah, he got lost in his own. Yeah, he lost his fucking money is what he lost, and that's how he feels about gambling now. But that's hilarious about his friend. Thanks for the, that was a phone call. Well, then. I guess we've accomplished our feat for the day. When I go to Vegas, I have four.

fun, dude. I have fun and I gamble and dude, I had so much fun when I was playing. Mohegan Sun! That's the name of the casino he was thinking about. Sorry, go. Oh. It was bothering me so much. That's in, uh, Connecticut. No, but he said, uh, didn't he say, New Hampshire? Connecticut. I think he said New Hampshire. I don't, I don't remember. Did he say Connecticut? He said Connecticut. He said Connecticut. I, I would have gotten Mohegan's son, though. We've been there. Yeah, we've been there, but. Oh, I thought he said New Hampshire. Okay. I don't, yeah, no, he said Connecticut. I don't think he did it. Because I would have thought... I would say let's go back, but it was a 17 minutes...

No, whatever. But anyway, the fucking pasty guys like that, I mean, she can get that too. Not that he has any, but I just think that they shouldn't. I'm pasty, but I'm a different kind of pasty. So there's... Fair... Or whatever, it doesn't matter, dude.

You know? It just doesn't matter. Well, you're the one who brought it up? I talk about so much shit that doesn't matter, but it matters to me, man. Then fucking say it, dude. I'll be in Montreal and Ottawa and Australia and Vancouver. Worst segue ever, dude.

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