Lifeline - 199. Robert MomNiro

Episode Date: February 15, 2026

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runk we are rolling you're my guys you're my guys welcome to lifeline it is episode one hundred and ninety nine it is sunday february 15th i hope you all had a lovely uh valentine's day and if you don't have a partner then uh who cares because it was made up anyway yeah and what a sexy uh sexy birthdays we have at the day after Valentine's Day, which is Christopher McDonald, Callum Turner, and Megan the stallion. Christopher McDonald's Shooter McGavin?

I think so, right? Yes. Is that who that is? And then who's Callum Turner, like a country singer or something, probably? Or a football player? That name rings a bell. I don't know who count. Yeah, I know that name. He's an actor. He's dating Duolipa. Oh, okay.

He's supposed to be the next James Bond. Or as I like to call her. Oh, wait. Sorry, going. Dual Epa. Yeah. But yeah, oh yeah, he's up for the next James drawn okay cool pull him up again wow i want to see him wow you know how he looks even if you don't you know he was his name calum turner i have a good idea yeah i was i was pretty close in my head actually yeah he's cool he's cool is he going to be the next name's bond or for real he's just up for it no okay they haven't picked uh it's between him and a bunch of other guys that look like him and then also

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no clue dude whatever it is it's on the website lisbon all be a Braya to Campbell River. What is it? Miami I'll be there all the way at the bottom, all the way at the bottom. Portugal. Okay. Doesn't even enough well. So big. So, so big to go to go to go to what is that. Cinema Day. So I'm at the cinema, Sal Joe Horhe. So that obviously it's where that is. Okay. Well, I should say the city. Well, that is a whole entire country. It's Portugal. It's Portugal not a city. Why did he put city? Portugal is a country. So I should fire my web guy then. And that is utterly obvious. No, I know that. It's in Lisbon. Yeah, I thought it was. in Lisbon. I know it's a city. I know it's a country, but sometimes New York, and then you have New York, the city, New York.

Portugal, Portugal? Yeah. So, uh, go to Chrissy. Go to Chrissy.com. I'll be in Austin, too, and Little Rock. Uh, get tickets there. It's fun. So many different places, you know, Portugal and Little Rock. Um, sign up for my Patreon. Patreon. They're the same. Patreon.com slash Matt DeLea.

It is a live party, at least twice a week. Get in there. And, uh, what else? Get the merch. Lifeline, Lifeline, uh, Lifeline merch. Yeah. I feel great. Okay. Yeah, I feel great, but I felt super weak today. But now I, dude, how many different moods do you have in one day? That's a great question. Thanks. Like, what would you say? What's the average wheel of feelings? Yeah. The wheel of feelings?

Yeah. Like big ones, like that you could count or like for an hour, I was pretty happy or something. Yeah. I don't mean 24 different. moods because some days you're just chilling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, or some hours you're just chilling. Probably like three or four. Yeah. Generally speaking.

I'd say four. Yeah. Sometimes that's like swinging back and forth, though. So maybe just two, you know, between like dread and then like breaks of happy, you know? Yeah. I've been having less dread lately. That's amazing. Oh, dreads.

That's the worst feeling. Yeah. Just the worst. I wake up with it. Yeah. I do as well sometimes. I open my eyes to it. I used to a lot.

I open my eyes. To it. Poetry, I open my eyes to dread. Opening your eyes to dread. I, yeah, but I feel okay. And then you level out or what? Yeah, yeah. As the day goes on, literally it's like I start at the top of the mountain and then come to nighttime, I'm like, I'm down on the ground and I feel great.

That's why night is like always best for me. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, always. I have, the power went out of my house last night because it was so windy. windy where you guys are? Yeah. No.

No? It was where I was, where I am. Yeah, dude, it was so windy that I was like, oh, come on, dude. And, and, and you know what I mean?

Just like, come on, man. Like, I, I'm just like, and then I'm watching this show beauty, that new show. I don't know that. By the way. Oh, the Ashton Kutcher show? Yeah.

Are you watching? The Ryan Murphy show, yeah. I mean, it's still an Ashton Kutcher show. I know, but it's Ryan Murphy. I mean, Ashley Kutcher doesn't show up to the second episode, so. Is that true? God, Ryan Murphy, dude.

I'm sorry, man. I know, and I'm going to have ruining TV. And now I'm going to piss you off. One show at a time. It's a good? I'm going to piss you off. Because I, I'm watching this show last night. I saw two episodes and before the power went out, which is why I hope even went the wind.

Oh, we didn't do this. But I, now he's made some, I would say, terrible to God awful shows. Ryan Murphy. Yeah. Yeah. And he's made really great shows. A couple. Yeah.

On the whole, he's made probably 30 shows and maybe three of them are good to great. Okay. Okay. Well, I haven't seen all of them. But those hits were, to me, and I don't mean viewership, they were massively good. Like the Versace one was incredible. That was the good one, yeah. I thought that the American Horror Story, I mean, I saw the first season.

It was good. this one is the second episode and I'm fucking locked in dude yeah I I expect it to not like it I love it doesn't it bite that movie the substance real hard it's like it is the substance as a show like kind of but it's about being I don't know if I'd say that at least yet you know it's about being super hot not necessarily a younger version of yours I can relate to that yeah not necessarily a younger version of yourself got it

But so, and it's a, it's got everything I like, though. Oh, Evan Peters is in it. That's good. Dude, that guy's- John Carroll Lynch is in it? He's sick. Dude, Evan Peters is great. Yeah, he's amazing.

No, I thought he was fine. And then I saw Dahmer and I was like, that's pretty good. And then I saw Tron and I'm like, oh, this guy just. He's in Tron? Yeah, bro. Tron is terrible. Wait, which Tron? The new one.

The little one? The new one. Oh, he's in that one. Oh, yeah, he's not fucking four in Tron. They remade it twice They did Yeah, with Garrett Headland With the Daph Punk score and everything

You're right, you're right Um One of the biggest bombs of the last year The new one? Yeah Is it? It's so bad But he's good in it, dude

And I'm like, This guy to be good in this And then he's in this thing He's, dude, The guy's great He's got like range Which most guys don't He's a really good actor, yeah

Yeah I was, I'm impressed with this dude But anyway, I love the first dude He's a little older than everything I like Yeah, how old is he? He's almost 40. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I thought, yeah, same.

Got a baby face, geez. Yeah. But he's finally looked like a man in this. Anyway, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, um, it's got a good cast and it's got, uh, Isabella Rossellini's in it? Oh, is she? Yeah, that makes sense. That's funny. Um, so, hates her. No, she's so, would be in this. Uh, and that's great for everyone. But, uh, Rebecca Hall is a nigga. She's good. She's always good. She's got a great smile, huh? All right. Um, but, um, but, Yeah, so that's what I did last night. And the power went out. Oh, man.

You know, Calvin's almost six. And Billy's almost three. So Billy just says everything Calvin says. It's so cute. And I know that that's normal and it's just so funny. Like the other day Calvin said, we were coming home from school. And he said, and Calvin, I was in the car with Calvin and Billy, just us. And Calvin said,

Kevin said, oh man, I forgot to do something. And Billy said, oh, I got do something too. Well, like wasn't even specific

about what. And Billy just was like, ah, me too, I forgot to do something. It was so funny and cute. But the power went out, and they were in the playroom, and I was in the TV room.

What time did the power go on? Eight. Okay. And, uh, It went out. It was so dark. For like three seconds, it was just, like, silent.

And then two screaming cries. Just like... Oh, really? What's happening? I mean, that's so disconcerting. Kristen, then, who else? Kristen and our nanny. And it was...

No, and... No, and I was like, okay, guys, it's all good, but I can't run to them. Bumping into walls. Because it's so dark. I'm like... It's all good. Just stay where you.

you are because now I'm worried that they're going to be running into walls and stuff. So I just stay where you are. I'm all good. And I and I walked over to them. And then when I got to them, they're like right there. The lights went back on and they were just like standing still crying. And I it like broke my heart, dude. I'm like, it's okay. Guys, it's okay. That stuff happens. He was like, but it was so dark. You know, and I'm just like, yeah, wow. I just was really cute and also sad and I felt I felt like the man helping them but I felt I felt bad it was like I wish I was with them

immediately those few seconds I don't want them to ever feel like that God it sucks the good enough parent man that's what you are that's all you got to be yeah you heard that turn yeah no I know it is it doesn't know so it's like my like my mantra but I got a button down on It's nice and I've got this button down on because I thought, you know, I'm on camera and I never wear a button down and I already worked out. So I'm not going to wear that. I'm not going to get sweaty.

Had to bring up working out, eh? Well, now you bring it up. I did work out. You brought it up. Well, you kept it out. I was conversating. And you, oh, Tupac. Conversating, conversation.

Yeah, so anyway. It's like good. Do you want to talk about working out before we? No, that's okay. I don't need to. Okay. You know, sporadically, if it comes up, I'll. I'll pepper it in, but...

Oh, we know. Oh, we know for sure. I'll pepper it in. All right, well, yeah, start. Somebody in the fucking 1600. I called last week. Yeah, I remember you. Renaissance, man.

Just want to apologize. Okay. I called in about the gambling of the air of shit. You know, I was just getting out of work. It was fucking six o'clock in the morning. I was too tired and too angry. So I just kept rambling on. I never even asked the question that I wanted to ask.

Oh, wow. What I wanted to know was how did you two feel? about AI and gambling becoming such huge things. I mean, AI is, here we go. Like a major part of huge companies. I mean, everything is implementing AI in such big ways. You know, whatever. I'm not going to get into it again.

I mean, gambling in the last couple of years has just become so regular. You know, there's like 100 fucking apps. I keep saying fucking Kalshi on my Instagram, bro, and I just, I want to. I got obviously throw my phone away whenever I see it.

You know. I wanted to know how you guys felt about that. I mean, you know. I apologize for going off on such a tangent. I liked it.

For fucking 20 minutes, you know, it won't happen again. Okay. All right. Something tells me that we stopped the video, not him.

But yeah, I think the, the Kashi thing, the polymarket thing, it does kind of bother me because you just bet on anything. Well, why does that bother you?

Because it's like sports betting, classic gambling these things seem like they have a natural containment around them but once you just are like I'm betting on whether how long our podcast is going to be

what the temperature yeah what the temperature is going to be tomorrow like that I get the appeal if you're a gambler but like let's not like extend let's not add fig leaves to to

extend to people with gambling problems like there's already enough and I think that I actually fully believe betting on sports I do it betting like gambling I do it and I like those things right I am an addict I'm not addicted to those things but like uh I can see the slippery slope but like dude there are so many restraints and restrictions on these things when you're talking about online I actually don't know about calcium polymarket maybe they evade those but like fanduel for instance sports betting like there's so many rules and regulations

and like and on them with the disclaimers about seek help if you have this and that it's like if you have a hard line in the sand anti-gambling, fine but like I'm not.

Gambling's fun. If you have a problem, it's like drinking. It's like should alcohol be illegal? No. But like should alcoholics do their best to avoid it and insulate themselves from it?

Of course. It's like you can't just make everybody not do a thing just because some people have serious problems with it. Yeah, well, what I don't understand is, so there's gambling, which you go to do, like, there's gambling games, like, roulette and like, you know, and you can do that in certain, you know, states and cities and stuff. And then there's, and then there's sports betting, which, sure, it lends itself to that, I guess, but, and I don't gamble, but, or very rarely, but like, what I don't understand is why is it all of a sudden, legal to do this.

Like, why is it all of a sudden legal to be like, oh, they're going to knock down that tree by 2008? Is it something that, it seems like it was too late to decide that when they decided that.

And now it's just like, why, it's such a no-brainer for a company. Why weren't we doing that already? I don't know what happened. Like, it was illegal. to bet to do that, right? Yeah.

I don't understand. Like all of a sudden in 2021, it's like, all right, bet on everything. And the company, well, of course, Kalshi or whatever, the Fandu, they're just, well, Fandu's regular, but like, Cali she and like, Polymarket. It's just like, they're just like, yeah, dude, we're doing this, man, we're raking it in. And now, like, the host of the Emmys just says potato and people bet on the word. Yeah. And it's like, why?

weren't we doing that already in at least 1995. Yeah. That is so weird to me. It does seem, yeah, I don't. Like all of the sun? The regulations must have been eased. I don't understand it either, honestly.

But with AI. Well, AI is different than gambling, though. I'm, yeah, but he asked about both. Oh, he did, okay, yeah. I know he asked about AI, but yeah, anyway. Sorry, you're right, you're right. No, you're right. Yeah.

With AI, I, I'm like, I don't see how AI all in, you know what I mean? Can be an AI is what it means why all in because he's talking about gambling. I don't see how people cannot be, you know, suffocating. Choking. I don't see how someone can in all like good faith not be an AI Dumer to some degree. Dumer? Oh, yeah.

Like how do you like, yeah, everybody's like, I like my chat, TBD. I love having clawed, organized my day. Well, I love grok, whatever's your fucking chosen one. But it's like, how do you not like glimpse a little bit? into the future and think oh it's definitely scary it's at least scary the i talked about a little bit or a lot about this on on on my own show but like just briefly claude has this like constitution talking about your boyfriend claude my boyfriend has this constitution that he wrote swedish boyfriend about a relationship yeah and um it's like it's it's

built into their their it's built into claude this constitution that they had this philosopher right like this woman's PhD, yeah, whatever. And it's very, like, high-minded and kind of like, it's an interesting read. It's way too long, but it's built into their code. Anyway, that's one company. Who gives the rap fuck what one company does when there's Sam Altman over there with chat, GPD, with Open AI, who's just like murdering whistleblowers

and then ordering DoorDash after he kills him. You know what I mean? Like, going to get sued. But, like, he's a comedy part. complete it is and he's a complete clear sociopath like and that's just the american companies people do have a problem with him but he doesn't give a fuck and nobody's got a problem downloading and chat gpt and fucking working that shit for 20 bucks a month like it neither do i i'm not even saying no i know i know i know so so i'm not it's like it's useful but like to not see terminate or

judgment day coming or something it's like you're out of your fucking mind dude you're out of your mind to be like a pure all in optimist on this shit. And and it's just, it's stupid. Like it, it's already automating so many jobs. Amazon's already laying off so many people. And the name of it explicitly, like it's already begun. Once it starts to affect the middle class and then the fucking upper middle class, once surgeons are like, I don't have a job anymore. I'm going to med school for 12 years and now I can't operate on brains because this fucking machine does it better than me. Like, dude, come on. Let's get the conversation going. Hey, fucking people in charge. Let's figure it out before the fucking fallout happens.

Worst T-shirt. It's coming. Worse T-shirt at the talking to the PTA. It's coming. The fallout's coming, dude. I understand. What are we going to do about it? Well, it's at least, it's at least going to put many people out of work. At least. At least. And when you start talking about unemployment rates 10%, 50%, 20%, that's too many people. No, no, no, no, I know. Well, there has to be a universal income or something, but I mean, even that won't be enough though, because it's It's got, work defines people's meanings of life. You have, they have to, you have to have, you have to have a major shift in what makes you happy. You know what pisses me off the most about all this shit?

Elon Musk obviously just signed the first, he's going to be the first, world's first trillion. Probably. Right. The same week. Probably. That he's closing that deal. He goes on a podcast and it's talking about how in 15 years, work will be optional. And the fucking pussy ass, bitch ass fucking.

loser fucking piece of shit interviewer isn't like i'm sorry what do you like what do you mean like extrapolate on that like what do you mean optional like how how would a world like that work and and because the hypocrisy built into what you know unless is saying is i'm collecting a trillion dollars you guys are going to all be out of work and now that will be optional What does that mean, though? Like, work isn't optional when people need money. Right, right, right, right. Like, how are you going to procure money?

Or the government's going to give you two grand a month? Right. Like, that, that, nobody... Well, I think what he's saying is not to defend what he's saying, because I don't know what he means totally, and that's so crazy to be a trillionaire, I think. But is nothing is going to really cost anything. Like an iPhone will be 10 cents.

You know what I'm saying? And so you don't even need money. If you just, with AI creating everything, it'll streamline it. It'll streamline it to be, oh, I don't really have to pay for anything. I just have housing. I have good living. How do you have housing? Because AI makes it all.

But then how do you, but society doesn't work without some kind of hierarchical element. Even if you're in the most utopian bullshit. Yeah, I don't know how it works. I know. The example he gave was like, well, some people will. you know, still want to go to the grocery store and buy their own vegetables

and some people want to grow them and it's just like, you're a fucking supervillain. Yeah, I know. It is really crazy. Honestly, if you're a trillionaire, you're a supervillain. It just, there's just no two ways

about it. I'm all for, you know, capitalism is great, make money. Of course, I'm an anti-capital, yeah. But why aren't you, why do you have, why do you have a trillion dollars?

It's the same thing with Basil. he's not a trillioner, but Bezos is like you're laying off employees in the name of AI. Like, dude, why are you trying to optimize to the point that like you're just ruining thousands, thousands and thousands of people's lives? It's understandable if you're like 20, but these guys are like old enough to be like, what are you doing? You're creating a future where you're going to be dead. Yeah, right, right, right, right. And like, you don't even, you know what do you mean? People don't have to work.

You're going to be dead. and you don't have to work then but like... And your trillion dollars won't fucking matter. Yeah, it won't matter at all. That's crazy, bro. It is weird. Wow.

It's upsetting. It's hard to think about. It's impossible to predict, but it's scary. And people, to varying degrees, rely on it in their daily lives already. So all the people that are like, AI is just like, it's just a fad. Like, you're dumber than the,

AI optimist if you think AI is a fat well no it's not fat yeah yeah yeah I mean um I don't know what to do yeah well I know is it's fucking it's fucking dialed my macros and my workouts in so okay talk about optimal I look like I'm in tip top shape because of serious help from Sam Altman thank you thank you Sam Altman you know never had one emotion in his life no I'm kidding but um I mean he openly talks about how he can't wait till he's replaced by an AI CEO. And you got to wonder, well, why would you feel that way? Oh, because you're already going to have $900 billion. Right, right, right, right, right.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So yeah. Do you really think he killed someone? I mean, not to read Tucker Carlson about it, but it's my, that interview, you know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah. It's my favorite movie of 2025.

It's, it's eight minutes long. I know. We've done it on my podcast. It's a great short film. And it is the funniest, most comfort. And nobody's ever been made to be more clearly laid out to be a sociopath than Sam Alman in that interview. Nobody's ever looked also more guilty.

Yeah. That's what I mean. And it's like, it's hilarious. I mean, it's darkly humorous. It's like when Bill Clinton was like, well, it depends what his means. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Bill Clinton, you at least see him squirm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You see a human in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sam Malman's just sitting there literally like this hunched over. He's just like, it does sound like you're accusing me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and you're just like, react more. Yeah, yeah. Be mad.

Somebody's accusing you of murdering an employee? Nothing really matters anymore. It's crazy. Not at that level. Yeah, I know. You see the thing where they took out, where Pam Bondi was like, who's that Asian guy in interviewing,

in Congress? And he's like, Ted Lou? I don't know. He's, yeah. He's talking to her and he's like, I believe you lied under oath to Pam Bondi. And he was like,

There was She was like, how dare you? And he was like, you're saying there's no proof of any wrongdoing, but About the Epstein? What? About the Epstein's stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the Donald Trump and Epstein were in a, this driver for Donald Trump was.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and the girl was talking about how, girl, woman, I don't know how old she was, but was talking about how they, you know, sexually abused her. And the driver is like, so. And then the woman got was was killed. Yeah, the Oklahoma woman. Okay. And, and, um, nobody followed up with the driver.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. And it's like, you know, it's, like, you know, it's, the driver overheard the conversation. Yeah, something like that. But look, you know, that video I'm assuming that I saw of Pam Bondi and Ted Lou, I think it was, yeah. I'm assuming it was not AI. And so I'm assuming that the.

files or the stuff that they were reading was was from the government and real. So if you assume all that, that's fucked up, dude. Yeah. You know, I mean, I understand like, look, you know, because I talk about this on Golden Hour the other day, but like, there's, there's TikTok videos where it's like, you know, and he was mentioned in the files and it's like, who are you? Yeah. And what is that that you're pointing to?

Yeah, right. You know, but this is a different video, right? Because you can still tell what AI is, like that stupid Tom. Cruz and a Brad Pitt thing. We'll pull that up on luxury, but yeah, I know it's like, you know that's AI. Even though people are like, look at what it's doing now.

It's like, yeah, okay. But yeah, I feel the same way. It's nuts, dude. It's nuts. Will Smith eating spaghetti is the fucking benchmark, dude. All right, let's see the next one, yeah? Hey, what's up? Let's take a break.

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Interesting. It's been like five or six months now. And I'm finally getting some hair back. But what I will say is that I loved it for about two days. and then after that, I hated it. So Matt, you steered me wrong, and Chris, you were right. It pains me to say that. But what I will say is the amount, what I didn't anticipate is the amount of women, particularly older women,

saw me with a buzzed head and would get all excited and say, are you a breast cancer survivor? And I would have to be like, no. White women shit. I just shaved it And they would be like, oh Yeah And I'm like, yeah, I'm just crazy

Your kid, that's hilarious It's like it really did It happened to me like four or five times Where women thought that I had breast cancer And then we're like disappointed to find out That I, you know, I guess couldn't relate to them I don't know But yeah, Matt, you're on my shit list

Thank When she sent us the first few Was she had she already shaved her head? No. Yeah. Oh, she had? Yeah, she had, right? It was very short.

Yeah. So, you didn't steer her wrong. I didn't steer you shit. I want to clear that up. But I also want to say, I forgot that part, thank you. I also want to say, she looks much better now. I've only vague, I obviously don't remember, I thought she had hair when she got. No, she looks much better now.

Ha ha. So, ah. So what? She sent the video in the fucking first two days and then... It proves it the pudding. That's all I'm saying. And, but the thing about the older white women love to, they want to feel bad for somebody, man. It's like they want to, can I use my fucking empathy?

Oh, please let me use my empathy to it. That's how a white woman, over 40 wakes up. They go like this. They go like this. I mean, it's unbelievable, dude. Dude, what is up, man? Just do your day. just do your crankin' day man

what I don't like about that me saying it no her specific example is like what if she was and like didn't yeah well no fucking talk to you about it stranger that's how badly a white woman wants to use her fucking empathy that's I don't even care if it's rude

I can't help it it's like toxic I don't like this kind of shit Yeah, no, I know, I put it on front of something. But it's like toxic empathy. It's like, that's something. Like, shut the fuck up. Let people live their life. You don't need to get wedge yourself in there.

I'll tell you, right now, if there was no disease, if there was no pestilence, if there was no anything like that, no wrongdoing, white women would shoot other people to feel bad for them and try to help them. And if you don't think that's true, you got another thing coming, dude. If we eradicate, that's why cancer and stuff hasn't been eradicated. People think it's because of billionaires. It's because of white women, dude. If you literally eradicated cancer, you'd have white women with fucking glocks in their gap genes and just at the grocery store.

And they go, wow, you know, the biggest exile ever. yeah it's unbelievable boogers came out when I did that and I do that for comedy but dude it's just like they have no

they can't not you it's like they need to feel useful right that's why this is why a lot of women when their kids grow up and go to college they just go fucking bunk daddy

because they well that's why I was gonna say because they're just like who do I what do I they're gonna dive in a pool De Niro De Niro De Niro

De Niro Robert Mom Nero dude Yeah I think it's over 40 though 40's too low Yes but that's when it really starts to be like Huh

That's when it starts Yeah that's when the Yeah Because look It also happens to 22 year old women It just is a different thing It's that's them Just not being old enough

To understand what's happening Like in the world Like you're not really old enough to understand what's happening in the world till you're like 35, I would say, for me at least. But like, yeah, you know, you have all this growing up, you're just like, no, everyone is okay. And you're like, dude, Hitler. Existed. Sup. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, then what about Hitler? The argument is gone to shambles. Yeah, sure, yeah. Um, uh, I dated a girl for a while and she was like, I mean, she, well, I guess she was just

regular famous and she had a platform and her fucking Twitter was all all just animal rights abuses shit. And what that meant for me in my life was she wouldn't just be like I'm an animal rights advocate. I post about it right and I leave it at that. It would be like, Matt, you have to watch this video about what they do to elephants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to watch this video about what they do to pigs. And I'm like, I don't want to watch that. I know what goes on. You're not opening my eyes. And also, what the fuck are you doing about it?

Just spreading the word is nothing. Spreading awareness. Well, here's the other thing, too. I don't even want to know James Vanderbeek died. Like, it fucks me up. I don't want to know how. I don't want to like, don't be all telling me. When I die, don't know.

I don't want you to know. You don't want me. Prop me up like fucking Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie Lomax, Chris Lomax. With sunglasses on dope Oakley's and just You know, put my Dig butters up Put him right there.

I don't, it's like Obviously I'm making a joke but like The whole spread awareness Okay. We're all fucking aware now. We're aware. Don't show me. That's the thing.

If you're going to be the kind of person that's spreading the word, like, you can't just leave it at that. You got to fucking do something about it. Otherwise, you're just an upset maker. You're just making people upset. Upset maker. It doesn't, like, you, it's not that you're full of shit. It's just like, yeah, your empathy meter like, yeah, gets to a certain point and then it, it just, yeah. All you're doing basically is crumbles, is making people do that. Yeah, yeah. That's it. And it's, it's really is white women a lot. She was a white woman. Well,

because you only date white women because you're racist. That's not true. The first or second part. So, smash me to smitherto. Obliterated me to smithereens. All right, Mr. Rund. I hate when people say, I don't judge, because I believe absolutely everybody judges.

I'm just thinking about this. And maybe I'm a, you know, extreme example of that because I judge pretty much everybody that I see out in public, you know, from their haircut, you know, does it make me look cool? that I leave my hair down like this. To their clothing, if they smoke,

if they're slouching, you know, their posture. And it's probably bad. It probably comes from a place of, some deeper issues, projecting a lot of it, yeah. Some unhappiness that I have in my own life. But what do you guys think about that? Do you guys judge people when you go out in public?

What are your thoughts? And also, do you guys think it's a little bit sub-bitch when you're on a moving walkway, let's say in an airport? And then as soon as you get off of it, you stumble a little bit because, you know, you're trying to walk normally again on the ground. Yeah.

Oh, Sabich. The end! That's pretty, Subitch. And it's on right. Sincy. Yeah. Yeah, more Sincy than Sibich. Yeah, Sincy.

No, I know. But I just said Sibich, because he said Sibich. Sure, sure, sure. But Sincy. Draw, D. Draw, Butler. Right here. Right here.

On the ground. Oh, dude. That was extremely Sincy, yeah. So I think that I was just thinking about this. I was just thinking about this. I think on the drive here, that's so weird. About the judging thing? Yeah, about judging people.

I'm silently judging you. And about something specific that I do. And I was like, is that judgmental? Or is it just noticing it? And then I realized, no, it is a little judgmental. But I don't remember what the thing was. So, sorry. But I mean, I think, yeah, you can't.

Judgment is downstream from discernment. And you can't go throughout, you can't exist in the world without discerning one thing from another, from another, from another, from another. So judgment is as inherent to being a human as like. A speech someone would give and bring World War II. Judgment is like something you literally. can't avoid. There are things, there are people in this country

that we revere, they're called judges. And this country, we revere judgment. And we have great movies called Terminator 2 Judgment. And we have great movies. Judge Dread.

Like Judge Dread. Judgment is in, people talk about when Sylvester Salon's all like, I am the law, is so dope. Worst speech ever. Lease rousing speech.

Honestly, that would be in a Trump. speech. Let's do this for our country. He wouldn't say dope, but he's really the greatest. There's another movie called it's just called Dred

and it's with the guy from the boys. Carl Urban. Carl Urban. It's so chill. Boom. Get out there and make America proud.

Bro. Oh. You know, I'm sorry to get you up there, but. No, it's all good. But judgment has this like negative.

You know, Anthony's editing laughing the shit. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. And thinking about how he probably has ALS and he needs to go to the ER. You know? He's laughing and sweating right now. Yeah, for sure. But people act like judgment has this inherently negative connotation.

And it can. If someone walks down the street and you're like, oh, they're, their whatever a piece of shit because of X, Y, Z and their appearance then yeah, that's a shitty judgment. But like, you're constantly judging throughout the course of the day, you're making

judgments, it's not like it's inherently negative. Well, you could also judge someone's a good person. Exactly, yeah, yeah, totally. So, like, you're constantly, it's like breathing, you just do it. You can't not do it, is what I'm saying. So to try to get that, extract that from you is a fool's errand.

You'll never be able to do that. But like, are you overly judgmental in a negative way is a different question? And people that are like that, I find to be hard for me to be around. Because it's like, I'm sorry, who the fuck are you? Like, you're just another person to be judged. I don't give a fuck who you are. You are fucked up and you got plenty of fucked up shit.

So like if you're gonna sit there and just be like, fuck this person for that, fuck this person, it's like, all right, dude, well, what about you? Okay, so then with what you're saying, how do you feel and think about Billy Bob Thornton and what he wears on his head? Usually. I think it looks a fucking moron.

Right, but my judgment is that he looks like a fucking moron. But, but so. He looks like somebody in a, in an old movie dressed as a gypsy, you know? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. So wait, so, but explain that more though. because so you're being judgmental.

I suppose you could say that, sure, yeah. But to what end? But it's not about his character. Right, like you would still hang out with him if he seemed cool. Yeah. Even if he had that on his head. That's what I'm saying.

Yes, 100%. I would also, if he seemed cool, I'd be like, it's on your fucking head, dude. I wouldn't be like secretly being like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be like, you got that on your head? So would you, I mean, he wears it, for those of you that don't know,

he wears a bandana and the fucking, like top hat. He looks like a turban with a hat on to it, doesn't it? What I saw looked like a turban with a hat on it. It's like a scarf wrapped around his head with a... It's horrid. Like a fucking sarah. And it looks bad.

And... There we go. That's it. Right there. And I guess... He does it so much. No, no, no. I know.

I know. It's actually a horrible... It's horrible. It's... That last picture you just had? The last one? No. Where he's just standing?

Yeah. That is just, I mean, show this on the screen, of course. That is just horrible. Also, think about this, he's the wisp of a man. Somebody should ask him if he's a cancer survivor with that shit on his head. No, well, that's what I was going to say is, is it a thing? But it's not, though, because, you know, you'd see him on the show. No, he's healthy, yeah.

He looks fucked now, though. Yeah, he's, I think he's gotten maybe like some work done, like a facelift or something. Shame when guys like that get work done, dude. Like, your whole thing is being like a gritty guy. I know. What are you thinking? I don't get it. What the fuck are you thinking?

You're not... Speaking of which, I got a penis implant. No, I got a thing removed, you know? A mole? A mole, yeah. That just popped up. And I went to the dermatologist, I guess, you know? And I was like, dude, these things can just...

I mean, I guess I know this, but I'm like, these things can just pop up in months? He was like, oh, yeah. Did they just pop up in months? Want me to be annoying? Oh, what? It's short. Okay.

It's coded in your DNA, the timing of it. I know about that. It literally, like, it's not like it doesn't, it's on clock, but like, it sprouts. These things sprout on a clock, internal clock. That's what Big Beaker wants you to know. They didn't want you to think. Big Beaker biz? I mean, you have to say what a beaker is now.

I mean, not really. When I was a kid, I'd be a mystery? I assumed. that moles, and I still think correctly, are called beakers. No, what do you mean, assume correctly, they are called? Because they're not. That's an incorrect assumption based on the world. But, yeah, okay.

You're saying they should be called beakers. You're right. No, but I'm saying they should be called beakers. Yes. Okay. And when I said it to mom, I remember when I said it to mom. Yeah, it's kind of family lore at this point. Yeah, it is, yeah.

And she laughed and she said, Chris, what the hell is a beaker? Yeah. And I was like, you know, like the thing, I have a beaker on the thing. And she laughed like hell. You said it like it was the word for it? Yes. Oh, wow, a crazy person. And another thing that I thought was, and I would say this,

Incept instead of except. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. And dad thought that was a riot. But I was like, it should be Incept, though. And I was fucking eight saying it. Christopher Nolan. Baby Christopher Nolan. I was eight saying this and that and and and and and you know what felt so good and I'll never forget this.

My dad said, you know, you're, you're right. It should be incept. And I was like, yeah, I'm right, bro. I think that that really shaped me. He was wrong though. No, it should be intercept. Why? It could be intercept.

I'll put it that way. Because it's the opposite of it's it. You're making an exception. You're making an inception. Not an inception. To include is not the same as to exclude. Therefore, exception is the proper term. Sounds right, though.

Okay. Well, let's... And you can't argue with what you sound right. You can't argue with subjectivity. No, but I... But yeah, Beaker, I said Beaker. And I'll never forget the way Mom laughed at that. Beaker.

What? And I genuinely believed it was called a Beaker. And I made that up in my head. Yeah, well, kids. How old were you? I mean, like, how's age or? Yeah. Cow's age?

Probably. Yeah. Well, that makes sense. I mean, that age, you're just like, that's what that means. You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah. Now we're going to get some submissions.

I was like, I said this when I was a kid, and I'm going to be like, okay, it's not the same thing. Yours is not good. Mine is good. It should be a beat. Vice. All right. Judge mental. Judge,

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and have a dog without constantly yelling at them. Oh, good luck. I am the type of person. I don't want the dog on the couch. I don't pump the dog on the back. Probably and mainly because she likes the fuck out of it and it gets hard and gross,

smelly. But I'd like to just be a little more laid back with the whole situation. sure my boyfriend isn't appreciating me yelling all the time at the dog and it is fucking annoying and I resent the dog for making me yell at it all the time so yeah any tips or tricks on how to like just fucking embrace it and no that's the advice in itself but yeah no I actually I'd like to be a little more chill when it comes to that

love you guys bye let me too things I think don't have a dog and that's okay it's actually very annoying to have a dog. But if her boyfriend wants it. Right. So here's the other thing. You absolutely get used to it. Like you don't like the dog sleeping in the bed. You absolutely will get used to it and you'll start to like it. On the couch, same thing. You know. So if you're talking about that being more lax, you will get used to it. But if you're talking about the dog peeing in the house and stuff, which happens as a puppy, you got to train the dog. How about stop presenting the dog.

Well, that, but that's, I'd even get to that. And start resenting yourself. Well, because. The worst life coach. The worst life coach. No, because that's a quicker route to getting rid of the resentment. Worst Tony Robbins. You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna resent the dog and that's never gonna end.

You're just gonna be like, this fucking dog makes me mad, makes me crazy. Stop resent the dog. Once you start to resent yourself, you realize, wait, why am I even getting fucking mad at all? it's a quicker route to nullifying it, I guess. Stop resenting a dog. Resent yourself, you're a slor. If there's one thing I knew,

if I had bet on Kalshi that, you're going to laugh at that. I mean, I'm already halfway there every time anybody even mentions or does a Tony Roberts impression. That's not give me enough credit, but okay. But Slore pushed it over the edge. No, no, I knew Slore would push it over the edge.

Poetry. Slore. And slor will push it Over the edge. Let's do this for America. A soldier just shoots his head. Yeah, I don't know. It sounds like it might be a new

the dog thing for you. Like he's saying, you're going to get used to it, dude. Yeah, you do. And that's good news. Yeah, of course. No, but realize that's good news. Because sometimes, and this is something I would do, for sure, get a dog,

not like that it's in bed, try get mad when it goes in bed not allowing it on the bed but then having the idea you know what i'm going to get used to it and i'm actually probably going to be okay with it that would piss me off like fuck the dog wins or something you know what i mean like great now i'm going to just like when the dog's in the bed just let go all that and i speak this from experience and be like cool you know what i'm looking forward to the day where i actually like doing this because you will and yours or no i both can be true yeah yeah no i i just think that uh i'm really nailing today's episode huh that was the one of the more insightful things that you've ever said on the show

it's a five-seventh show but it really it really actually was so yeah i'll give it up oh wow good job make me feel bashful now well it's been a hundred and ninety nine an episode we're bound to run into one and go out and run into one his monkeys with a type wrap I smash that too impressed that you knew that yeah wow dude

all right let's do another one hey Matt and Chris it's Britt from Jersey Matt I'm just gonna apologize in advance I know you don't like talking about working out but I'm freshly fired up

I just left a 45 minute workout class And the girl next to me Every single time that she exhaled Was so unbelievably loud Sorry, I do that too And obnoxious and infuriating I do it too

And annoying I would not do that in class Shut up She was hissing Like a fucking snake Every single time that she exhaled Louder than the music that was blasting Well that's

It was so it's so distracting When people do that Was she a rattlesnake? And I understand you know You're supposed to do that. It's good to exhale. It's good to breathe while you're working out. I get that. But you don't need to be so unbelievably loud that other people can't focus on their own workouts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure Chris, you've probably experienced this in the gym. I do it. What are your thoughts? Are you

one of these guys that do that? Or are you like me where you get unbelievably pissed off when somebody does that? Because first off, it's just fucking rude. Um, anyways, hey, how you doing? Yeah. So Jersey. So in New Jersey. You call it. Dude, but I remember her too. Oh, she's called him before?

Yeah. Um, uh, has an aunt that, like, lives in her basement. You know what I mean? Um. Not like, she keeps her in her basement. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, like fully has a functional, like a functional. Another home under her apartment under her.

And, you know, and she loves it there. Martha. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And her name is Ann Martha as well. But so yeah, that's annoying at a class. At a class, I would not do that. I would at least tamper it. So it sounds like the lady's not tampering it. Did she say it was in a class? She did say it was. She did a 45-me- What's the distinction? The class was the Slytherin class

and was for snakes and her. What? What's the distinction for me? Yeah. Well, in class you're very close to people. And it's a joint experience. So if they're like, all right, now here we're going to do this and I'm in the middle of the class going, sight, sight, sight, like that's, you're ruining it for me.

Yeah, okay, yeah. If you're at the public gym, though, on the gym floor and you're lifting weights heavy for you and you kind of have your own space and you're doing, it's not a big deal. Karate class. It's not a big deal to me.

Yeah. And I have done this. that because I want to get that shit out dude. Like I'll do like that. But do you do, is it voluntary? It's usually like, I guess I could have not done that, but I didn't really think about it. And it came out and I think it probably made it a little easier to push the weight. So involuntary.

Yeah, I guess it would say it's involuntary. It would have to be voluntary to not do it. Yeah. More than, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, no, to make the actual vocal sound, I think is probably, I don't know, it's a toss-up because, like, I could definitely not do it. If you tried. Yeah. Right.

Yeah, okay. I just don't, but it's more the fact that I don't think of it until afterwards, I'm like, oh, I made a sound. What if someone was right in front of you? That's a great fucking question, dude. Because it sounds like that's kind of what you're talking about. What do you mean right in front of me? Like, like, you're on your. doing whatever, squats.

And there happens, I don't know, gyms aren't like this, but there happens to be someone like five feet in front of you and they're doing squats too. No, I would still make the noise. You would still make the noise? Yeah, and I wouldn't care if they did. Okay, well, it sounds like, I mean, I'm,

Jim etiquette is not obviously my forte, my domain, but I would be driven fucking nuts by that. Yeah, you would. Someone in my proximity doing something seemingly completely unreasonable. She said it sounded like a hissing. Like that you have Here's the other thing too

I wouldn't do it every time Only when it was like The end of the set really heavy If I couldn't get through it Right She's doing it every time That's fucking annoying It sounds like she was

Yeah yeah Yeah no that's fucking annoying People are annoying People have no idea about The effect that they're having On people In the world when they're like In their element

And it's like dude you share the world You gotta share the world Yeah That's the other thing too Like when I'm doing that I'm realizing Oh okay I hope that one's not too loud

Because there's people around Like I'm not not paying attention to it at all And then next time I'm like Keep that in check Like don't don't do it too loud And I don't look I don't think I'm too loud at the gym I think if you asked Kristen She'd be like embarrassed that I'm her husband at the gym

But I'm embarrassed that you're my brother And I'm not even there and I only see you at the gym Well When you're at the gym Yeah I was weak today You know Yeah it's annoying

It is annoying You know, because there's the other end of it is you don't, then you don't belong. I don't believe this, but people would say to her, then you don't belong in a public gym. To the caller? Yeah. Well, okay. But that's, that's unreasonable. But there is this gray area.

Yeah. You know, that is. I think she wouldn't have made the submission if the, yes, was true. But she is from New Jersey and sounds like that. So she's obviously very dramatic. She honestly didn't seem that dramatic. It's a trick, well, most of the time. Most Jersey women.

And she thinks she's a little bit psychic. We know that, but I'm just saying. Well, no, she leaves in mediums, no doubt. Whether she thinks she is or not. I don't know, I think maybe I have a little bit of that. Like she's done that before, for sure, during gatherings. All right. Hi, guys.

I'm here. I'm from Estonia. It's only minus 20 Celsius. No biggie. What? So my question today is more about the gym. Again? So I kind of like to go to...

Fuck me. until early in the morning because it's nice and calm and it's empty and there's so much lockers and stuff. Gorgeous. But recently, very often when I tried to finish and go home, some dudes has come right next to me. And it's tight and it's not so much space and you're naked and it's awkward. And it's annoying. And it's really starting to piss me off a lot. And I don't know how to handle this anymore.

I need to do something. Wow. I mean, I'm in a relationship and I'm not gay. but technically he's my side piece now. We seem to be naked. Our butts have almost touched each other. Should I invite him to dinner or what should I do? Very close.

Help me how to solve these kinds of situation, how to put this guy or these guys in place that they would not squeeze their dirty asses next to me. At a gay orgy. In the gym. In the gym, yeah. Anyways, help me out here. And by the way, Chris, next time when you come to Europe,

you should come to Estonia. People really love coming to here. I'd love to. Okay, bye. Thank you. Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing. Nice, dude. All right, that's actually something in Estonian language. I'm saying. But I, yeah, that, how close are they, dude?

Touching? He said they were touching, but. Touching is crazy. Crazy. That should never happen. If he was exaggerating, okay? Maybe Jim's in Estonia are really weird. Small.

Maybe they're really small. Yeah, remember when that one guy called in and butt his bathroom, I think he was also in Estonia or somewhere near Estonia, and the bathroom looked like a prison cell. He was talking about, should I wear my flip-flops or not? And I was like, this is a different place than here. That wasn't Estonia, wasn't it? No, it was some Eastern European country. Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah, I do remember that. But, um, maybe gyms are like, stacked there. Maybe that's what, I mean, I'm assuming that's why he wants to go early,

but like, if someone, if you're working out and somebody is also working out, on a machine so close to you that... Winston Churchill. That their butt ends up touching your butt. Winchin Churchill? The idea that you wouldn't be like, oh, hey, dude, stop. Yeah, he must have been exaggerated. Fucking crazy.

That's, that must have been exaggerated. I mean, imagine you're just like, you know, and you're just like, bro, well, it's actually dangerous. But let's take him out of his word, though. It may be that really is happening. And if that's what's happening, And all you have to do is say, hey, can you either go over to another machine or wait? Because we're touching asses.

We are literally rubbing our asses together. And I don't know you. I thought he was talking about being in the locker room. Well, when he said naked, so did I, but he said no. No, I think he's talking about being a locker room. And, you know, when you're in the gym and you end up at your locker and then somebody by chance is right next to you, you know. I don't care. That changes the whole thing. The lockers are right next to each other.

It's also weird that it would happen, I guess, if they have the same locker. Well, there's a locker and a locker and a locker. Sometimes you're like, bro. You're not like bro. No, I know, but I mean, at my gym, I get a different locker every time. Yeah. But why is, why is, I'm sorry, why is anyone's ass touching his ass? Well, the only reason that's acceptable is if it's by a mistake and you're both turned around. And you immediately say sorry, dude.

Yes, absolutely. My ass just touched yours. That was a huge mistake. Fuck, I'm sorry. We're dating now. Yeah, I mean, we're gay. We're gay now. Fuck, fuck.

I would say if it happened once, maybe it was like an actual attempt to pick you up, you know? But like, if it happens a lot, then change gyms? I don't know. I don't find this to be normal gym behavior and I'm not ever at a gym. Yeah, no, it's not. Oh, shoot. Hey man, how you doing?

Come. Oh, shit, man. Oh, fuck. So tall the guy. So disgusting, you know? The kissing. We're going to tell our wives. The shortest torso.

The guy's off the ground. the hell What the hell? Oh! What the hell's going on? Oh! He still comes. The still coming is always the move, dude.

It's always the camera. What? What? Remember when I did it with the guy in the car? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he crashed. And he's going, oh!

Dude, it's the crem de la creme, dude. No pun intended. Oh, fuck. Dude, so, coincidentally. Oh. What the fuck is this going to be, dude? I met this guy. By chance.

At the gym, like a few weeks ago. I was in the steam room after, after working out. and it was really full and a guy came and sat really close to me and he was being really fidgety and it was like

really weird fidgety like on drugs or fidgety just awkward I don't know and he was like glancing over at me and I like I looked at him and I realized

like sorry keep going and I noticed he's like wearing makeup okay like he's really effeminate and very obviously

like a gay guy anyway he's so careful he's he like scoched closer to me we're already like right on top of his job scoge closer to me and then put his hand on his knee so like his fingers were like touching my knee too

and like it's weird you know people call in and they have these questions and they're really simple seeming, right? You'd just be like, can you not do that, you know? Right. But...

Life is a little messier than that. Well, or it's just so weird, you're like, you're making a decision, like, is this happening? Is he doing this on purpose? Like... Well, he is, but yes. Anyway, I was like,

I didn't say anything. I just scooched away and cleared my throat. I was like, um, like, don't do that, you know? Yeah. And he did, I mean, you know... He did it again?

No, he didn't say, oh, sorry, that was a mistake or anything. like that. Oh, yeah. And nothing like that has ever happened to me. Oh, wow. I mean, gay guys got to try to fuck too, though, you know? Yeah, yeah. No, here's the thing.

I know, but that's not a way to hit on somebody. What I'm saying is I think you handled it correctly, actually. Like, you don't just be like, hey, what the fuck, dude? Like, because it's possible it was a fucking mis... You can't project... No, you don't do that, but it's in the steam room. And if he doesn't need to be sitting next to you and he does sit next to you and touches and like has his hand right there and is touching your hand, then you go, yo, buddy,

what the fuck? A hundred percent. Maybe I misunderstood. Was he touching your hand? No, touching my knee. But still, he's touching my knee. But his hand was on his knee. And he moved his knee.

Like, it's hard to. I get that. I may or may not say something. I think the first and foremost, the first thing to do is what you did. I think to, because here's why. Fair enough, yeah. Because plausible deniability, even if you were 100% right. that he's just trying to fucking jump your bones.

Right. Like, he could be like, hey, what's your problem? And he would be in the right at that point. Right, you're right. So, like, and even legally he would be. Like, you can't, you can't prove in any way that that isn't a mistake because it's totally possible that it was a mistake. But I guess you could be like, but what I'm saying is I would at least maybe be like,

bro, you want to move over? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course. And that's not even confrontational though. Like, that's like, you're kind of crowding me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he said it was crowd of which I understand, but that's also like, what's going to happen in the steam room?

Like, steam room is also quiet. That's the main thing is that that is there. It's inappropriate. If you're in a fucking gay club, all right. Or even if you're in a coffee shop and a gay guy comes up to you, but it's like you're in the steam room. Very vulnerable. You know what? I mean, this guy for sure watched heated rivalry and just, I'm going to start doing stuff like this.

Yeah. And that is why the gay agenda on TV has to be. stop. Fox News. What, News Max, what I mean, I know what he did rivalry is, I've heard about it, but what is it? It's about gay. Oh, it's extremely popular gay hockey player

like drama. Like it's cheap, it's scripted? Yeah. It's a show. It's a scripted, yeah. Oh, I thought it was a reality show. It's on HBO right now. Huge. There's going to be so much more stuff like that. Gay shit on TV now, yeah. It's going to be like construction worker rivalry. You know it's like 80 to 9% women that watch it. No.

Oh, really, bro? Yeah. No, yes. Yeah. Of course it is. What do you mean? No, he said no. I was going to say it.

I feel like people of all stripes are watching it. Oh, you see like softcore. But also, women are the ones who watch TV usually. Well, I mean, specifically gay men, they want women. Yeah, but I'm just saying they also still, even though it's 2026, a lot of them are, have the TV on at home. But don't, I mean, I think, everyone watches TV. Is it a gendered thing?

I don't watch the TV, but what I'm saying is the reason why daytime talk shows are all pretty much women is because women traditionally watched by women. You're not going to watch a fucking view. Are you kidding me?

I don't miss an episode. Yeah, yeah. But is heady rivalry is like a prestige or is it slop? Like shit. It's cheesy, right? It's cheesy.

Yeah, okay. I've never seen even a second of it. It's on HBO Max, or whatever it's called now, but it's not by HBO, right? I thought it was a Netflix show, no. I don't think it was produced by HBO. Doesn't seem like it. It was a really popular book and then they did, you know, oh wow, I know some thoughts here. It's a, you know everything about it. It's a Canadian show. What's said again? A Canadian show. Canadian show. So it's gay on top of gay. That HBO bought. but it's HBO bought it but it was a Canadian produced show like on whatever network over there but uh it's basically like a scored on you eh talking about balls eh

It's really cheesy Was it a hit there? Yes What was that goal about So my dick eh Dude You came all over the ice Irish

I mean just really really steamy Like sexy Like almost porn basically It's poor It's soft Really? Really? Straight up.

All right. It also has like, it's as well made as some softcore. Right, right, right, right. I mean, they would fucking argue that. It's also awesome. You like it? I loved it. Nice.

Yeah, I mean, look, shows like that can be good. I don't imagine it is, but people fucking love it, dude. All of a sudden, it was everywhere. Kristen didn't watch this? I tried. I couldn't watch it. I'm surprised at how dumb I was about this. thought, I've seen the stars of it, I thought it was a reality show.

Like a gay competition show. It looks like it could be, yeah. Yeah. But those are just actors. Those people in it. Well, they are now. Right. Well, yeah, now that it's such a big fucking hit, yeah.

Now they're going to be the next June. I was just going to say they're going to be the New Avengers. One of them is hosting SNL. No. Come on. It's that big? You're kidding me. Oh, wow, it's that big.

Where have you guys been? No, I know about it. understand that it's a phenomenon. Don't jump me into this. I just never seen a second of it. I thought it was a reality show about game at it. I never thought it was a reality show. Oh, you should try watching an episode just for.

Oh, I will. Yeah, I should. Also, why is your stomach so fucking loud today? That's the first time I heard it. Did it do it? Three times. That's the third time. Because of my eating great.

I don't know if you want to take since you want to talk about it. Does that happen when you eat great? Your stomach just goes, oh. Three times in an hour? No clue. All right, I'll be in Australia. I'll be in Vancouver. I'll be in Australia.

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