Lifeline - 201. The Nelson Muntz Episode

Episode Date: March 1, 2026

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Runk. What's up? Episode 201. You know? It's March 1st, happy birthday of Justin Bieber, dude. And Javier Bardem, Javi B,

and Ron Howard. Ron Howard. His, your arch nemesis, the way you said it. Ron. Good old Captain Ron. I said, Matt, I want to know

what Matt thinks of Ron Howard. What do I think of Ron Howard? I think I think his best movie is ransom. Ransom? Ransom? I think his, by far.

I think his second best movie is probably Apollo 13. I think that maybe probably since when everyone started around when everyone like that started sucking, is when he started sucking or around 2001. I don't know, dude. But it happens. But no problems with him. He's funny. He was in that show of the studio.

I think he was funny as shit in that, playing himself. He clearly can take a joke. Put up a crazy career. Just a crazy career. Did he start? It was on Happy Days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have to pull him up.

I'll be in... Wait, wait, quick, speaking of Happy Days. My boy from my Patreon, he's in the writer's room. Darius just started this clothing line. It's called Find Happy H-A-P-I. And this just came in the mail. I literally just opened it, copped it. Look how good I look.

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And I would be happy to have you. The Discord is always on and popping. Patreon.com slash Matt DeLea. You want a community. That's your community. community. Darius is a cool name. Isn't that?

Yeah, that's a guy's name from Hootian Bluffish, Darius Rucker. How about a career, talk about crazy careers. That guy had that has had. He sang in Hootian and the Blofish, now he's just like a country. Is he really? Yeah.

Oh, I didn't even know that. Yeah. Like a huge country guy. He is? I mean, he's great. Good for him, dude. Yeah, his voice is awesome. Yeah, he's a great singer.

I used to love Hootie in the Bloch's. Oh, yeah. Wow. What if, what music does how it brings you back is just insane, man. Yeah. It's insane. Darius, yeah. And I was listening to a song the other day and I just go, oh, what song?

I don't even remember, but it was like a few days ago. It just popped up and I was like, whoa, dude. How does it make me feel like that? Was it Stun double pilots plush? No. Okay. I'm out of guesses then. I am reading this book, though, called The Shards by Brady-Snellis.

And, you know, it's a newer book. And, you know, he always is talking about the music during the times when you read. Yeah, right. So I was like, oh, I'm going to like listen to the songs. What period? The period. The 80s. Oh, it takes place in the 80s.

The shorts. Oh, really? Yeah. And so I'm going to listen to it while, uh, I'm going to play the songs whenever he starts talking about the song. Very cool. Very cool. It's like, I'll get the feel for it.

Very cool. I like, I like doing that too. Okay. So that's cute that I do that. Oh, okay. Then it's cute than I do that too, but I don't think it's cute. I think it's immersive. So you do that?

I do that, yeah. I mean, not like. No, I know. If I'm, you know, whatever. Well, it's cute that I do it. Okay. You do it cutely? I don't know.

You, it's like something you do. It's cute that I had that idea and then decided to do it with this book. So it's not cute that I do it? No. Okay. I mean, I'm fine with that. I just don't get it. It's not that it's not cute.

It's less cute for sure. Why? Because I'm 45 and I just decided to do it. And that's way cute. I decided to do it in my 20s, maybe? That's less cute? Yeah. I think so.

Okay. And I can't explain. I mean, I clearly, okay, because it makes no sense. But so I started doing that and I can't do it. I can't read words when there's music off. Sure, fair enough. Yeah, well, that makes sense. But that sucks.

Yeah. How do you do it? Well, I mean, I guess I just have, I guess I guess I've had that happen to me. Okay, okay. Yeah. But sometimes I just put it on. If it usually it's a song I know. Right.

And then you put it on, you're like, a minute, stop, keep reading. I don't like listen to the song. Oh, I was trying to do it with my headphones while I was on the plane. Oh, yeah, that's hard. And it's like. It's too much literal information. Yeah, yeah. But I already know the songs.

It shouldn't be. Get in the vibe. Plays the first 30 or 40 seconds and then just you're in. Okay. Okay. Listen your head, you know? So, and also I couldn't do it also because I had to keep changing the music because he mentions different songs every paragraph.

Oh, well, that makes it. Then you've got to be a DJ while. Right, right, right. He was like, wow. Then he got stabbed in the neck. Then he got stabbed in the neck. Guys, what's up? Here we're playing Blondie. Most old school DJ, you know?

Yeah, yeah. I guess because it's 80s, yeah. What's that blondey song? Which one? That one I was just listening to. Sometimes I'll be a rapture, heart of glass. No. Call me.

Call me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What, how does it go again? Call me. Call me. I'm not. Call me. Call me.

You can call me anytime. Call me. It's the theme from American Gigolo. Call me! She wrote it. Yeah, I mean, you're not doing it right. Yeah. Well, I was saying it fast.

Motherfucker was trying to... Call me! I'm not trying to perform. Call me on the line. On the line. Any time. Call me. Yeah.

Down, down. And I'm just like trying to read, but I'm like, God, I can't. I want to say my trivia. I don't like that song, by the way. I love that song. Okay. It was written for the movie American Jolololoh.

You said the trivia. I wanted to say. say it clearly without any interruptions. Keep going. Why think that's something funny. Why did you laugh at that? I want to know just for my Rolodex, but what was the reason and like, he's like, you must be so annoyed by you.

I don't care. Oh, clearly. You know, this, I actually, I can't really articulate it. And I really, really don't want to figure out how to. Nice. Great answer. I love that answer. That's a great answer.

I respect it. I still want to know. You're unsatisfied, but you got to respect it. Okay, can you answer this? Why don't you want to figure it out? I just can't be fucked right now. Oh, okay. Well, I mean, add an orgy.

No, no, I had renting out office space next to an orgy. On his way into the office. You know what? Fuck. I can't be fucked right now. And you know, I got a lot of work to do, but I do love orgies. God damn it.

I don't like that song, that song, though. But anyway, I don't. You don't like music, though. I don't. You're not a good, like, you know, litmus test for what a good song is. What's a good song of you? Here it comes. I can feel it coming in the air tonight.

You just brought that song up last episode. How about a new song you've never mentioned? Mm-hmm. By the way, which we found, by the way. Oh, we found it. Yeah. Why don't we do it? Yeah.

By the way, for context, no, if you didn't see last week's episode. This isn't it, though. No, yeah, it is. It's not the commercial that I was talking about. But it's, it was an ad campaign. Yeah. This is Heinz. And it was Heinz.

No, not the one I'm talking about. I'm talking about the one I did. There were four guys singing on. stage doing it. And it was for a fucking pizza commercial, okay? Okay, dude. I'm just saying, I get this and I remember this one. It's not the one I was talking. More than one ad campaign. Used that. Oh, bro, more than one, more than five. Why? It's an iconic song. But because of because of food, maybe. Oh, I don't know, maybe. But also it's in, you know, it's in a lot of movies and shit. Well, yeah, I mean, it's a famous song. Well, so then why wouldn't it be in a lot of commercials?

I mean, I'm not like ruling out the possibility. I'm just saying, you know, it's a lot of movies. I'm just saying, if it was a major Heinz campaign and you're just automatically dismissing it definitely wasn't Heinz. Oh, okay. It wasn't fine if it was a major Heinz campaign. I don't know. I'm talking about something else.

I understand. Pizza commercial. Pizza gate, yeah. Yeah. Where they buy comic pizza, a comet pizza commercial. So, yeah. I was going to make so many jokes

that I thought about making it on top of that, but I'm not going to do that. Thanks for the update, though, dude. Well, Heinz did it, so at least Heinz did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not saying, like, I understand that you found out it was Heinz and that's great, but there was a pizza one that did it, so.

All right, if you say so. I mean, I don't disbelieve you, I'm just saying. Really? Yeah. Wait, which, really, to what? You don't think that, you don't, you believe me? Oh, yeah, no, I believe you.

I generally just believe people. Because even if they're wrong, I don't think they're lying. So I believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're just crazy. Or no. Mixing it up.

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, memories are fucked out. A lot of people are crazy, though. Yeah, a lot of people are crazy for sure. Like you. Okay, you want to go? And me, I guess.

Yeah. Shit. It's up, Chris. So, Natso. My submission is about being jacked. It's overrated. It's overrated. It has Bluetooth.

I don't have the best physique in the world, you know? Hold on to a little tub. I like to drink. But as a kid, I thought all I wanted to do was be big. I thought it would make me tough. I thought it would make me confident. I didn't. And also.

You can barely turn my fucking neck now, so sleeping sucks. I don't know. Sometimes I wish I was just skinny and ripped and looking sexy like mad, but also keep looking down the floor. Fucking weird. You guys have a problem with mustache is over the lip. I had a problem with just stubble in the face. You Homer?

Your son's name Bart. Anyways, love you guys. Bye. Oh, Homer. Yeah, yeah, he does have that. I never realized that maybe Why is he trouble removing his neck because it's too big?

Because he's thick, he's got a thick neck, a strong neck, a lot of muscle, harder to turn. Really? Did you see his neck? Yeah, no, the guy's big. It was like fucking junior seahow. No, no, no, I know. But meanwhile, how could one of the most famous

linebacker's name be say out? Oh, I never thought about that. I never thought about that. I never thought about that crazy? Yeah, but what about Albert Poo-holes? Well, that's a different level of fucked up. Yeah. Say-ow is in line with his job.

Bob Poohole is in line with fucking butts. Right. Right. It would be like if he was a porn star for gay. Yeah. Albert Poolehoe, yeah. Albert, up your shitter. You know, worse.

Now batting number 16, Albert up your shitter. Remember the video game we used to play it? What is it? He and I used to play the baseball video game. You know what I'm talking about already, right? Side or tired. And the song, it would be like this very, like, oh, yeah, we talked about this, right?

Rousing. Didn't we talk about this here? It's the theme song for the natural. No, no, no. Was it the natural theme song? Yeah. I think it was. It was like a rip off of...

No, it was a video game. I swear to God they were using this. Okay, well, maybe, maybe, yeah. Which is super... I know his memories, which is super iconic. Anyway, you would add lyrics, and it would be like the most... Yeah, you don't remember this? Oh.

It would be like the most mundane... Oh, yes, I do remember this. And you would use Albert Poolels and, like, umpires as lyrics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do remember that. Homers, yeah, yeah, yeah. You, we talked about that here, right? I mean, I think maybe on like episode 30.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember what game that was? It wasn't the show. No, it wasn't the show. It was... Is it just like 2K? Yeah, it was something like that, but it was so long ago. I mean, this is like the early odds.

But I think, just because I'm trying to look it up, but I bet you a way that we could do it. Like, I think they actually had Tim McCarver and the other guy, who's the other guy's name? They did. Joe Buck? No I'm

It was Steve Lyons It was Steve Lyons Yeah yeah That's right Anyway about the guy Yeah I mean dude Grass is always greener You know

Your junior seo That's your body Junior Sayo is the shit You're the shit Well but didn't junior staph himself in the heart Junior Seahow Indeed

No he didn't do that You made that up No there's I think he did Okay Tate would you mind Looking that up real quick Or anybody

Did Junior Seo Stab himself One of them went crazy one of those guys went crazy and he wanted to preserve his brain for science because football fucked it up so much. Oh, he had CRT or whatever it's called.

C-T.E. C-T.E. C-T.E. Self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest, yep. Because he didn't, he didn't shoot his head for that reason. Yeah. You didn't know that? I didn't know that. Yeah, it's fucked up. This was forever ago.

This was 14 fucking years ago? Yeah. Dude, he was like my favorite football player going out. This is crazy. Yeah. How did I not know this? Damn, he had CTE. So many fucking players of CTE, man.

It's such a serious thing. Yeah, it's pretty wild. Oh, God. And he wanted to preserve his brains? That's the story I heard is that he was like, well, I don't want to shoot, kill my, I want to keep my brain preserved so they can study it because of CTE. That's what I heard.

I don't know how true that is. Yeah, it is widely believed that former NFL linebacker shot himself in there. chest specifically to preserve his brain for scientific. I wonder why they think that. Oh, because another one did it the year before. Oh. Dave Durson, who's explicitly requested that his brain be studied. Jesus, man.

Ah. Yeah, that's perfect. Anyway, don't do that even though you look just like him. Yeah, dude. You know, being really skinny sucks too in its own way. a lot of ways, you know? I think it's best to be as strong as you possibly can, you know. I don't, I mean, I mean, not as possibly can, but like as strong as you can because you,

you're going to be in better shape. You're, you might have some injuries and you might have some tightness, but it's just better, especially for a guy to be that way. I mean, to be strong, to be as strong as you can is to imply some weird, like, there's no limit to that. That's why I could literally be a strong. That's why I took it back. Okay.

I walked it back. You just think to be strong. It's in your best interest to be very strong for you. He looks beyond very strong. He looks like he could literally kill me in three seconds. Right. But it also looks like he could be naturally big. It looks like.

It does. Yeah. He doesn't look like a guy that was skinny. Like a Mo Mo Moa type. Yeah. Moa could never be as skinny as me if he wanted to. But even if you're true. ride super hard. Well, he's tall, but yeah.

What am I? What I'm my fucking 5'7? Man's 5'6. But he's... No, but Jason Moe is really tall. Is he really? Yeah. I didn't even know that. Yeah. Because I'm a cool six feet, baby. You know what I'm saying? So don't give people... Are you not six foot one? I am. But like, I'm... I would have to be like, I'm almost six one. So I don't do that shit. Got it. Because then you sound like you're fucking...

It's a bitch. If you're like, I'm almost... Yeah, yeah. I'm six feet tall. I'm six two. Okay. Well, fucking congratulations. Well, fucking congratulations. dude you know yeah I'm just saying denaro dude dude um so anyway yeah the grass is always greener body size body type everything always well also you don't bro you have a a fucking whole midsection you know you don't need to I mean you don't oh he's sleeping sucks though yes yes yes well what does that mean though he explained it so simply you can't turn your head sentence what is turning your head have to do is

sleeping. I guess that's where I'm at. Well, when you turn, I cut out your tongue. No, when you turn, you use your neck, including the rest of your body. Otherwise, you don't turn. No, no, it's not necessarily true. You go like this, look. I had a rolling chariot. That swiveles, you know? That's different. When you're in bed and you're trying to fucking get comfy, you want to be able to turn a nook and get comfortable. You know what? I got to go, I'm going, okay, I think this guy... Get a bet in here. I think he's full of shit with the neck thing.

You think that throwaway thing about the neck was full of shit? Yeah. I'm going to tell him where you live. He's going to fucking kick your ass. I think he knows it. I think unless he has neck pain. No, dude. No, you can be so bulky that it's harder than it is for most people to use certain parts of your body.

That's just obvious. Yeah. Yeah. And his neck was huge, dude. Really? Okay, then maybe I just didn't. He had a huge... What do you call these fucking traps?

He had huge traps. Okay. I love the movie Trapp, starring Josh Hardman. I mean, so distracted. What was this fucking question, though? Is it okay to be big? It's best to be big. Not fad, but like it's best to be strong and capable.

Capable is the fucking main thing. Yeah. There's a threshold, though. If it's impeding upon your comfort, then maybe dial it back a little bit. Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. There you go. Hey, what's up? Shout out. Let's take a break here. Shout out to Legends for sponsoring this show. Legends is a free to play social casino and sports book. Check it out at Legends with a Z.com. Your Legends Hub is live.

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So my ex-husband and I had a coffee shop in a burger restaurant in the same building next to each other. We ran both of those businesses. The coffee shop was mine before we got married. I was running it. I was hiring, firing, managing. It was my business. And then we were running both together once we got married. So I now have a two and a half and a seven-month-old.

And the last two years, my husband has kind of managed the ex-husband, has kind of managed the coffee shop while I stayed at home to raise the kids. Now, within the last two years, he had been sleeping with several of our employees. at the businesses. And then the last employee he slept with, he decided to leave, leave me, leave the kids, leave the businesses, just take himself entirely out of the situation, right off into the sunset and go move in with her and live his happily ever after. So he's gone. But it puts me in a really uncomfortable and awkward position because now I am at work and dealing with this every day. And the amount of people that come up to me and go,

oh my gosh, how are you? How's your husband? How are the businesses? How's your family? And I just, what do I say to that? I'm not going to just tell them everything. No, of course. And it's just so awkward. And I need a good comeback. I don't even care if it's awkward. As long as it's funny, I just need a good comeback.

I know my ex-husband still listens to this podcast, so I'm really hoping he hears the submission and gets a little uncomfortable. But yeah, I need your advice. What do I say to that? We did see you in Chicago, Chris. I hope I get to see you again without my ex-husband because it would be such a better time. Love you guys. Thank you. I'll be in Chicago. Chrislid.com this summer.

I think the first thing that came into my mind was, I mean, something like, let me just put it this way, the kids are great. Like implying, like we don't talk about the how fiery and fuck up. The adult scenario is the kids are great. Thanks for asking. And so many people. That happens to so many people. Like, and you'd be like, hey, the kids are great. They'll get it.

That's what I mean. They'll immediately get it. They'll be like, oh, okay, obviously. And that is actually really good. Yeah. Yeah. As far as, yeah, I thought, I thought you meant something else. It happens all the time.

And I was like, I don't think. No, no, no. That part happens. No, yeah, okay, yeah. No, it's just, it's, it's, the spouse or ex-spouse is not happy with the person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It happens all the time and you go, oh, oh, your kids are great. or, you know, that's good.

I think also you, just for your business's sake, I actually don't think you should turn it into like a joke. You obviously shouldn't turn an insult. You want morbid, you want, you know, customers to come back. But like, and it sounds like these are repeat customers who are asking you about your family. So you don't want to alienate them. But I don't think you want to turn it into too much of a joke

because then you're just inviting more conversation. Like you want, you want the thing that's, going to imply like some kind of, I don't know. Yeah. Relationship with the customer. Yeah. Without shutting them out or shutting them down. Yeah.

While keeping a light while also not inviting more. And I think that that's the needle to thread. The kids are great. You want a fucking burger? Wow. Okay. You know? Or the kids are great.

You want a fucking latte? Yeah. The kids are great. Did you want to fuck my ex too or what? That would be good. The kids are great. Do you want a fucking latte or also we have a fucking burger place next door? The kids are great.

What if that's what she said? Did you want to fuck my husband too? Like she did? Like she did? Like she did? It's all still work there. It's just like this. One iced coffee.

Before they even say anything. The microphone feedback for no reason. Dude, having microphone feedback in real life would be amazing, dude. dude, to have like a fucking sound effect machine. And someone's awkward. This is how we go, yeah. I got to get that for my,

for home, dude, for my wife, dude, when she says something that I don't agree with, and I just fucking click it. That's so funny, dude. You know what? You know what also works? But it's getting a little old. Man, my wife does this all the time.

She goes, uh, whoa. She's a bird? Now she goes, uh-huh. The fucking. Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

She knows it's cringe, but she does it because it's cringe. She goes, the kid for the Simpsons? Yeah, right. That's what it is. And now Billy does it. Oh, you're fucked. It's so funny, dude. Mm-hmm.

You know, your dogs will be doing it. Even in between wars, we'll do. Like, real quick. The craziest person on the planet. To sneak it in. A dog. What if you did it during sex? Pull out?

No, the other way around. Pull out, you jizz all over and then she goes, and then you hit the button and he goes, yeah. The most awkward couple. The worst sex life of all times. How Rosel fucks. How the guy from Police Academy fucks.

Rosze, wow, fucking Rosel, Jesus. I haven't thought about Rosel. With your mother, oh. Well, this is going off the real quick. Yeah. Getting dome? Dude. I don't agree.

Even a little bit. You ever got dumb from someone. And they're doing it. And it's good. And you just drop a fucking, uh-huh. Then what, though? Like you got to finish that thought.

No, no, no, not then what? You ever watch the Simpsons? Not literally then what, but like, what about that is good. Right, right, right. And now you need to answer because I'm asking you, what about that is good? Yeah, you just kind of, you know, busting that. I think you would do that anyway. I don't know.

I'm torn about doing that. No, it's not good. Yeah. Well, you know, okay. Yeah, I, uh, that's tough that's having not not fucking around for the while that's really that's tough having a seven month old with the two and a half year old she said yeah two and a seven month old she's two years and seven months I don't two different kids though right I don't I don't

you know I don't I don't want to I don't want to I don't know I don't want to judge I don't you know but it's like it's always weird to me when couple split up so right after the baby. That's weird to you? No, no. It's not weird that it happens. Okay. What's what's what's what's, what's,

it's not weird. That's not the right word. The word is things are so discombobulated. You might as well be like, let me wait to see if everything is right. But you know what's going on. No, I know. I know.

That's why it's not. And they get the fuck out. Right. You know, but, I'm just saying like to, it's like, dude, it's so fucked because it's such a drop, you know? You got to let it settle. It would be like if I'm fucking, they dropped the Hiroshima bomb and the next day,

Japan was like, yeah, but let's just do business as usual. Like you got to fucking just be like, okay, comparing having a shot to Hiroshima, you know. But yeah, no, I mean, I point ticking. But that is definitely why particularly men, women do it too, but much less than men. They just freak the fuck out. And they're like, and it's the most obvious reason why ever. I was on a date once with a woman and you had a baby with her? No, but she had a kid.

And she was like, she told me on the first date, she was like, I was really worried when I had my kid because I was, I wanted to kill him. And I go, and I go. Yeah, I would, yeah. No, I said what? And she was like, yeah. On a first date? She said this? Check please.

I had very horrible, what do you call it? Postpartum. Postpartum. Oh, okay. And it made me want to kill the baby. Yeah, I've heard that a lot, actually. I've never heard about somebody telling somebody else that on a first date. And I went.

You know? Dude. Match made in heaven, you too. No. Let's go back to your place. Police Academy. No, but. So, yeah, it was really weird.

God damn. I can't believe that, that she told me that. And I felt for her because, you know, I know it's like a real thing, but like, Jesus Christ, man. The shit that you have to go through for childbirth and then you have to go through that is just. Yeah, cosmically unfair, huh? Yeah.

Also, you never know if it's going to happen. It's a complete dice roll. Yeah. You know, some women are just like, I feel right. Some women are like, I'm going to kill the thing I love the most and just spent so much of my life caring about and preparing for, making sure I'm healthy for. It's so crazy.

It must be so confusing. Talking about it. Anyway, yeah, we're not talking about that because that's not what the show is. So let's keep going. What's up, guys? So me and my girlfriend have been together for years. Making it up. And since I can remember, and to this day, she,

sleep talks. And I don't know if there's something that would be considered normal sleep talking, but hers is only ever always scary. Wow. Like, every night she will fall asleep before I do. I'll just be in the bed next door on my phone and I'm quiet so I don't wake her up. And she will, she'll say things like, fucking kill you. Go hide or.

Oh. You know, what are you doing over there? Oh. And I'm like, Jesus. You're not even dreaming anymore. You're having a conversation with somebody that I can't see, you know? And I get so scared that I get mad.

So now I'm pissed and I'm laying in bed. And I don't want to wake her up because I don't want to wake her up in general. But, and, you know, I'll sleep it off. And the next day, it's fine. It's adorable that she's sleep talks. But it's only terrifying. So one, is there anything I could possibly do to figure that out? And two, have you ever been with someone that sleep talks?

And when they do it, it's scary as fuck. So, yeah, we love you guys. Thank you. I guess I haven't. I used to talk like when I was like falling. You know what I mean? It was weird. I had like two years where I did that.

It was really odd. And then I don't do it anymore. but I never had someone where they did it was scary. And but also why don't you get that like that what they call that hostage tape? Were you going to say that? No, that's what it's called. I'm saying yes, that's what it's called. Then her mouth would close her.

She'd be really, her nose is healthy anyway, right? That's what they say. Yeah, but I wouldn't. I'm scared of that stuff. Hostage tape? Yeah, same. Even though that's irrational. She just dies.

Yeah. I mean, if she's been doing it long enough and you guys have been together long enough, how does it possibly, how do you still have a, how does it even still pass the threshold of making you mad still? Well, because he's mad that he gets scared. Okay, well, then let me ask you something else. Why are you such a fucking pussy? Well, it, no, it's fucking, she's fucking dreaming.

I know, but it still can make you be scared. You can still be like, who are you? Like, that's scary. I don't give a fuck if you're, if you're alone and it's one o'clock at night, and she's just like, why are you standing over there? Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something. You've been dating someone hypothetically for three years, two years, whatever.

Even if it's just once a month, let's say, where she says, why are you sitting over there in her sleep? Yeah. Or who's in there or whatever it is. Whatever he said. Do you think two years in, you'd still be like, get scared by it? I don't know. There's no fucking way I would. I know that.

Because. The boss, the boss. Because dreaming. I understand. Because not real, because in her own brain only. Russian. But I understand. Because dreaming?

Because not real? Because in her brain only. No, I understand. But I get it. But sometimes people think when you sleep, you connect with like, you know, a different world. Well, those people are fucking stupid. So like, then stop being stupid. That's why.

Then stop being stupid. I don't think that's what he's doing. And I don't think he's stupid. I just think like, it's interesting. I just think like it's in her brain she might as well be saying babbly boobbly BB bumblebee

Like it doesn't She'd be playing with boobs But doesn't And an eight year old boy It doesn't even fucking Like like it's It's gobblety goop nonsense It's

It's Yeah neurons firing in her brain So you claim Creating fucking scenarios that only she has access to When she wakes up She probably doesn't even have access to him anymore

So like What's to be scared of. It's like being scared of air. So you claim. Fucking what? It could be that you link into another astral plane and you find out what life is really about and maybe there's ghouls around and ghosts and stuff. No, it can't be. So you claim. No, no, it can't be. I am claiming it, but also no, it can't be. Dude, so you claim is the, if you're in an argument with somebody,

you say so you claim, you watch them blast off. Watch them blast off with how angry they are. Oh, the person you say it to? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't know. Yeah, I don't, I don't, you know, I think probably you get that jolt of,

oh, man, that is scary. The first time I would be like, what the fuck is going on? But, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, but why is it scary the first time? No, no, no, I didn't say I would be scared. Why would you be so scared and piss yourself the first time if you were? I said it would be like, what the fuck's going on?

Yeah. I would think, is she okay? Right, right. You know what I mean? But then once I knew what was going on after the first time. You quelled your fear. I'd be like, well, that's just what happens sometimes would you do. I've dated sleep talkers.

It's never like that crystal clear like. Right, right, right. What's he doing in there? Or whatever the fuck. I'll kill Matt DeLea next Tuesday. It's just like, I don't want to or whatever the fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're just like, shut the fuck.

fuck up, I'm sleeping, you know? That's the extent where I go. But like, it will be one thing if you woke up in the middle of night and she was like, her eyes were open and blank and she was just like, who's sitting in the corner? That would be scary as fucking hell. But you know, but you know it's, she's not hooked into another astral plane. No, but I'm saying if you're stirred out of your own sleep and that happens, you're disoriented, you don't know what's going on.

That's true. If you're awake the whole time and you're, You know your partner's sleep talks. Yeah. And she just says who's hiding in the corner. You're not like, oh, oh, oh. And then fuck this bitch, you fucking talks to her. Like, what the fuck?

Like, that's such a wacky range of emotions in my mind. Yeah. Just be like, ah, there she goes again. There she goes. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. She goes again. I haven't thought of that in a long time, too.

Jesus Christ. Wow, that's from dumb and dumber. Oh, it's made me feel fucked up. Okay, well. Relax. Exactly. Who sings that song? The butthal surfers?

The what? The buttholes reverse. No, they don't. No, I know. It's escaping me. Escaping me. I love them. Oh, look at the laws.

The laws? The laws? What is that guy? Do the Farley Brothers back then used to always pick like the most random shit for their, their soundtracks? Wait, is, is that a Fairly Brothers movie? The, the Dumb and Dumber? Dumb and Dumber.

Oh, is it on Axe Murder 2? Yeah. No, just the first so I married an Axe murderer. Oh, that's a Tom Islammy joint. Oh, it is? That's a good movie. Oh, it's an amazing movie. I love that movie.

Who's the guy the cop friend? Anthony Lopalia. He's the funniest shit ever in that movie. We've talked about that too. He's awesome. Look at Mike Myers. His hair. Look at that lesbian.

His hair. A lesbian and Nancy Travis. It's crazy. Broke his neck taking the picture, too. Damn, she had a box. on. Nancy Travers was the shit, dude. She's in the remake of The Vanishing, too. Yeah. Wow.

Which one's better? I like that other one, too. The original one's the best one. Yeah, I guess so. The Golden Egg. But Jeff Bridges is so good in that. What's the Golden Egg? What's that part? That the Golden Egg is, it's, well, it's referenced in the original Vanishing, but it's the source material for the Vanishing, the movie, the book. Oh, well, what's the Golden Egg? The book. Oh, it's a book?

Yeah. Oh, I should read it. Did you read it? No. So it's good if they wanted to make it a movie, probably. Yeah, I bet the book's really deeply upset. This is, to me, this is arguably the very scariest movie ever made. It's up there.

It's definitely up there, dude. It's definitely up there. Which one? The original. Oh, you think so? Oh, yeah, dude. It's so methodical. I don't watch it again.

So wrapped up in the guys like, psychological sort of... The Sporloos? This descent. Yes, Sporlos. I forgot... And you know what it is? Why it's so scary?

You so are invested in his, like, needing to know. Whereas in the Kiefer Sutherland, Sandra Bullock, Jeff Bridges one, it's more like a classic thriller of like, what happened to her? What happened? In Sporlos, it's just like he need... It's just like his obsession to know. He needs to know to be able to move on. And then it makes the end.

to me that much more tragic. Plus, the endings. Right. It's horrible. It's like the classic difference between like the original and then the Americanized Hollywood eyes, not American eyes,

it's a Hollywood eyes version. Yeah. You remember how the original ends, right? I know how it ends. I forget it, but yes. It's like the bleakest, scariest thing there is. The remake is also great, but it don't end like that.

That's like that, speak no evil one. Right, I heard that. Yeah, I haven't seen it. God damn, dude. That movie's like that. It's disturbing like that. Right, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's few. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's only few movies that do that to me. Yeah. taking five between snow shovels.

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Book your seat at westjet.com or call your travel agent. WestJet, where your story takes. takes off. Okay, next one. Hey, fellas. Jared Cullen from San Francisco. I'll make this quick. Just got back from the Philippines over a two-week trip stayed at three different hotels. We were visiting different islands. The whole time, we were super careful about water, requesting bottle water. If it wasn't bottled, ensure it was filtered, safe to drink, all that good stuff. First two hotels, new issue at all. We get to the third hotel, which, mind you, hosts a lot of international guests. They insist they're filtered water safe and good to go. So I drink it and

sure as hell the whole night and the 14-hour flight back to San Francisco just waterfalls and sprinklers out the north and south pole. So I'm just to say I was super piquist and I checked out, cheat out the front desk, but wanted to ask, what do you think? Is that on me? Is that in the hotel? What would you guys have done? Oh, no. A gillion percent on the hotel. Yeah.

I mean, you're a hotel. If you say you have good water, first of all, have good water. If you say have good water, definitely have good water. Yeah.

What's with the Philippines in this, by the way? What? Water's bad in the Philippines? And Mexico and... There's a bunch of places where they're like, you can't drink the water

because it's going to make... Whatever. Make you sick, yeah. I mean, India, there's tons of places. No, I know India, but... Yeah, I didn't know that about the Philippines. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, geez. when you started making all the sex jokes I thought he had said Thailand but he said Philippines yeah and do you brush your teeth with the sink water though people brush their teeth in a place like that with bottled water yeah

wow yeah um but you never been to Mexico no really you? No uh never been to Mexico once for a weekend

that's not really never even stepped foot in there I mean Donald Trump Oh, dude. No, I would. I guess there's been no reason for me ever to go. I mean, I, you know, I guess I would go for a really nice vacation if I wanted to go to a...

You would go on tour to Mexico City? Yeah, but I never been asked. No, I know. I'm saying, you, of course, you would go for that reason. I would go anywhere. Right, yeah. I mean, anywhere. I don't know a place I wouldn't go to.

Siberia? If somebody wanted to hire me to do a show in Siberia. I think I would have to go. Really? That would be so funny. How do you not? You'd be like, what? This is going to be so weird.

Maybe now that I have kids, it's different. But like, there's just no question. Yeah. I mean, if the Yaper's worth it, then yeah, I guess you got to see. No, but that and then secondary. What the fuck is this going to be like? Yeah, right. Yeah.

People are just sitting out of this. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I bombed in Siberia. It's hilarious. Yeah. Or I killed in Siberia. It also would better, yeah.

Yeah. Was the, oh, is it on you? I mean, there is definitely a kind of person that would be like that is 100% on you. Yeah, that's, I'm not that person. No, that's, that's pretty unforgiving. You know what I mean, though. Yeah, I guess so. Like, well, no, you didn't, you didn't see them open the bottle.

You didn't see them filter the water. Like, that's definitely a person. Sure, but that's very, that's not. What's the word? That's unforgiving. Yeah, it's not acceptable. It's just like not hard line. You got to be too.

Hard line. Asking someone to be that vigilant on vacation when you should their detriment. You should be able to relax. Especially if it's a nice hotel. If it's some hostile, they're like, we swear it's okay, then you're an idiot. Yeah. But assuming it was a nice hotel and they're like, we filter our water, that's part of one of the features we have, then of course it's not on you. There would still be an asshole that says it is, but no.

Yeah. No, that stuff always makes sense like Sebastian because he would go to the, uh, he would do the go to when we, when we, He was do San Diego Comedy Store. He would bring his own sheets. Oh, my God. Oh, for the place where they put you guys up. The condo, the Comedy Store condo? Which I understand, but still, that's too much work.

You're gonna make a bed. I would, I would want to do that and not do that. I would go and I'd be like, I'm fucking whatever. Right. He's like, I'm gonna stay. Right. I mean, that's so him. Where fucking Sam Kinnisson is like?

Then you just get a hotel. With dice clay, dice, clays, gist stains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I know. From 1984. But, no, I, yeah, get a hotel. Eventually, he did.

Of course. I mean, I would imagine, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, when, you know, you said Yaper before. I said, a Yaper. Oh, dude. A guy named Yaper fucked his wife.

Kick my ass. So who, E40 says that. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if he created it. But yeah. When he says Yaper is, does he just mean money or does he mean money that you made selling? No, I always thought it meant money. Just money? I guess that is not too much of a leap because, yay-yo.

Yeah, I think it's a little bit of a leap because I don't think that that's how, he's one of the few rappers I know like a little bit about. I don't think that that's how. Yeah, he just says silly. Yeah, exactly. It just says yay a lot. I mean, the yay area. No, I know. Like, I don't think he's, I don't think he's combining them.

No, thinking more about it. Hold on, I'm looking this up. Thinking more about it actually makes sense. It makes sense. Because the yay area is because there was a lot of cope there. I still think it's not, but let's see. The yay area! What do you do that, dude?

Like Mr. Oh, it was 40, which was water. Oh, dude, that is just. A crazy guy, dude. Yeah. Oh, my God. These are so stupid. Does anything come out?

Wait, you should do it, do it on there. Do it so we could see. I had a peep shop. Oh yeah, the first thing, the first, the first, the first, the first result says drug money. Oh, then, well, then you go. That's good. I never thought of that, but yeah. And then the second one just says, is money getting.

Yeah, yaper, one p. N word. Just, just P. No why. Yeah. No second one rather. Yeah, there you go. Slang.

Again, the same fucking thing, you know. Slang for money, yeah. Specifically to cash, pay for money or currency. Gouda Gita. Scrilla, guap, Fetti, quid,

Gouda just any cheese, you know? We get it. Just any cheese. Just put any cheese in practice. Fetti, though,

is also synonymous with fentanyl. So like, it could, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they used to call it,

um, who's that guy, Fettie, what's that guy, Fettie Wop. That's what people call it on the street. Or I don't know if they do anything.

They call it Fettie Wop or? Yeah. Well, I didn't know that. Is Fettiwop? like no no no no they call it so that they can say it without saying hey do you have any he's a fentanyl he's a fentanyl from fettiewap chris is a coke

crook truther what do you say he said do you want fettie from fettie wop yaper yeah uh yeah it's just money i think this is money at least this is what this says yeah i mean the what the second one do i'm not reading that one yeah with a dollar sign the example you know yipe will be getting in that bag although to be specific is a they're saying a yaper is a money getting N word. Yeah.

Thank you. Yeah. But it's not. This is drug money says up there. That's not what. Oh, it does say drug money. Specifically.

That's the first one. Okay. Well, then. All right. Drug money, yeah. Inconclusive, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. So when I go to CVS, I get my prescription, I give them yaper. Right. For my finaster. Right. All right.

All right. Hey guys. First time caller, long time listener. I'll get straight into it. I'm in kind of a crappy situation here. I own a construction real estate company. We're helping a client get his house ready to list. And unfortunately, halfway through the job, I found out that his wife was only 38 passed away unexpectedly.

And it's absolutely terrible, absolutely tragic. But unfortunately, me as the contractor, he'd been done with his job for like six weeks, and he has paid the final two payments. So I am out like a good amount of money. And I'm kind of going to lose to this situation where I'm either like tracking down like the widower or I'm just out the money. And like it's a significant amount of money. I'm not a big baller, a big, big balls, big cow.

Bull, balls, big cow nut. I don't have big cow nut money like you guys. So anyways, it's like 30 grand. And that's like significant. I mean, that's a ton of money for, yeah. Nats, yeah, I don't know. Anyways, any advice would be greatly appreciated. 30K, dude, that, that's, that's, that's life changing money from almost everyone in America.

Yeah. Well, I don't understand is what, what is, what is this guy? dilemma. He doesn't want to... He's a good guy. Right. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy. And he doesn't want to be like, hey, your wife just died. Fuck you pay me. Well, yeah, but he's not going to do that.

Which is the advice we're going to give him. He's saying the guy hasn't been paying, though. So he's already at some level of, okay, he hasn't paid. You know, I mean, it's so, I mean, what's a... Okay, I get it. Yeah. It's like, how long has he not been paying, I guess? Right.

But at a certain level, it doesn't matter if it's two months or six months. If he hasn't been paying any 30 grand, guy needs to still operate his business and live his life. Like, it's a work that was done. Like, this is the worst part. Honestly, this is the worst part about life. That when something truly devastatingly tragic happens and all parties understand and are sympathetic,

life still has to go on for everybody. And like... Nah, V, I'm still gonna need that gaper, though, man. You know, it just sucks, dude. Like... Sorry about your wife. But the guy's not thinking, I'm gonna fuck this guy over.

The guy's maybe thinking, I'm not gonna... Or maybe he's not even thinking. He's just like, I can't process anything. I can't write a check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the fucking wife dies at 38? Like, you're not gonna be like,

I owe you money, here you go. Like, it's like, even if he got a fucking collection noticed it's possible he'd be like trash oh yeah yeah yeah you know i mean like at that's in that mindset yeah i guess so hard i guess you just wait as long as you can to until you have to do it you know because i think before you collection is asked obviously i mean i would imagine this goes is that up to him to do that yeah yeah okay uh you would just like just write to him and be like hey what just pick up the phone the awkward call. No, no, no, no, no. Why? Why could, why couldn't make, why, why, why, why

force him to confront you about it? We're assuming though, give him every chance to, to, to do it the right. But we're assuming that he's sent him bills. Yes, many times. Okay. I mean, in my, in my, what I understood is that he's sent him multiple times for invoices and hasn't been paid. Is that, is that? Yeah, okay, let's say, yeah, I'm saying, we're going with that. Just, just, just be like, I hate, by the way, that I have to make this phone call and I hate, like, think about what you're going through. But like, I,

you know, and then let him, like, fill in the blank. I would suggest the same but do it in writing because, because you... Okay. I mean, letting him fill it in a blank. You did 9-11? Letting him fill in a blank.

I think that when you do it in writing, you control... You were the second guzman and the grass you know? The tone, you control the pace at which they process it. They don't feel like they're being called cheap. They don't feel like they're being called out. They don't feel like you're being insensitive. And if they do, that you have every out by the way you choose to word it.

You control all of it going one way and then it's on them. And then if then nothing, just absolute nothing, then either a phone call or no other choice. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, look, it's an unfortunate thing that happened to this guy and it's going to unfortunately make work harder for you. but that's just kind of one of those things that has that happens i would um i wonder if he knows any of his friends because that would be a good what text or call one of his friends and be like oh yeah like how's

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Gee, oh my, my. He was that young? Yeah, 30, bro. The entire time on the Sabanos? 30. 30. On the pilot. Yep.

I looked this up. That's crazy. Unbelievable. God, he was so fucking good. Or 35, okay. even that no no I know I know I was crazy God dude

I remember I was 38 or something when I looked this up and I was like I had to sit down Right yeah I was like Yeah Oh my God I'm to be like I'm that old Yeah yeah yeah right It's crazy yeah that's the best performance ever on TV I mean it's one of the best performance ever period on anything ever

You think I think so I can't I watch that I've seen it now maybe four times No it's yeah I can't even believe I can't even believe how good he is. And I've talked to people who are like, I don't really know if I get it. Like, they're not like I don't like the show.

No one is like I don't like the show, which is crazy. Right. Even there are people that are like, I don't like Seinfeld, you know, but like nobody is like, fuck the Sopranos. You know what I mean?

Yeah. They're just like, I don't know if I get it or like it's a little too violent for me or whatever, you know? Yeah. But like, I think specifically because we grew up around, I mean, that's like, they literally shot almost all of the show

right, right. in Montclair where we grew up. Like that is what those people are actually like. And the way he's embodying it is like the, it's both realistic and theatrical. Right. And it spans six seasons. And it gets better and better and better and better.

Somehow he gets better as it goes. The pilot's the worst episode of the show. The show just gets better and better and better and better. It literally doesn't do this really ever. It just goes like that until it ends. Yeah, it's so fucking. It's crazy. Man, I have never.

I never finished it. What? Yeah. Oh my God. Wait, you don't know how it ends. Kind of, yeah. I gotta get into it. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I just haven't ever finished. What the fuck, dude? That's like the most animated I've ever seen Matt. You watch dog shit. Well, all the time. That's fun, though. The Sopratos is fun. It's fucking amazing.

It's like the best thing that's ever been made. I'm watching the beauty on FX and I'm waiting for episode seven. You're fucking idiot, dude. finished in the mean between episodes of the beauty finish the surprise i'll start it again i'm gonna start it again you're gonna be like what was i think i know i i watched like four seasons not like how could you stop after season four it's like the best shit ever dude i'm feeling a hostage dude did you get to the joe panelliano shit the horse dude dude i don't i'm gonna i'm gonna i'll start watching it again okay and i will start watching it very soon

I mean, you know, it's not that stressful. I just, I can't, I'm actually stunned. I didn't know that about you. I don't even like talking about it because people go crazy. It's just, well, it's just like, I get that, yeah. It's the most like seminal television, like what, what's, what's like a more everyone needs to see a TV show than that? Yeah, I don't know, breaking bad, yeah. Maybe that, maybe.

Yeah, yeah. You know? But Sopranos was like the thing that broke all. Oh, and you've watched all of the wire. No, I had stopped that one too. Oh, really? Okay. That's the only other one.

I mean, I don't even really love the wire. Yeah, that one is, yeah. Hey, do either you guys still watch DVDs or have DVDs? I have all of mine. I don't, in Blu-Rays. I don't watch them. What? A fucking DVD player?

No, you spin it real fast. No, I know, but you have one? No, I just found all of mine in a fucking thing, and I was like, I want to get rid of these in there in my car. I was going to say. Oh, no. I don't, yeah. So you don't want them.

I don't, I don't need any more DVDs than I already got. I looked up like, you can sell them at Amoe or like this other place and I was like going to take it over there and I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? They're going to go through them and be like, nah, not this one. Cool, blue streak, 28 bucks. And give you a dollar or $2 per. Yeah, it's not worth that. Yeah.

Wipe your ass with. You know what's crazy is what's more expensive now or VHS did? Right. Yeah. It's like an actual collector's item. Yeah, I don't have any DVDs. I have a shit ton of Well I mean maybe like two or three

And blue rays But I don't have I don't even have a player anymore Right I just have them in I'm a player I'm a fucking basement It bums me out streaming Like how like the quality really does

Is bad Especially on really dark stuff You know what I'm talking about? Oh yeah yeah Yeah the blacks get crushed And it just looks like you're looking at Like a weird black cloud Yeah and there's like artifacting

Yeah Like when are they gonna fix that Um Stand up Probably probably never because no hey it's it's 2005 we got flying cars but we don't have the darks evened out on hulu no bothers me i would be laughing at that joke yeah you would be be only one maybe but i'd be laughing i mean come on it's good it's because nobody gives a

fuck about anything anymore yeah yeah everybody's looking at their phone you know yeah they're like they're not like Why does the black look weird in that corner? They're just like, do you see this on Instagram to whoever they're watching it with, you know, watching it on 2X speed? Yeah, I was just going to say that. It's so weird, though, when you see something on 2x speed, you're like, I don't want to be seeing this on 2x speed. I know. Does Netflix even still have that feature? I don't know.

I never even saw that. That's, that's like the end of society shit to me. Like, I can't even believe that that exists. You can watch a movie or a TV show double the speed. Like, why would you want? Why would you want? It's not art. It's not art at that point. You're just getting the information. That's what I'm saying. Why would you want to just get the information? Are you there to be, are you not entertained?

But like, what is the purpose? Just to just to download the information? Yeah, it is pretty weird. And if you're going to do that, you're probably not even paying that much attention anyway. So then therefore, why are you doing it extra? Just don't watch TV. Just don't watch TV. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. But they are though. So then what is it? I don't know. I don't know. It's like, it's literally like, oh, yeah, I didn't read the book or just tell me what it's about. I want to know what these books are about. That's so weird. I just want to have the information about what it's about. You know what you could, you know, it's not even that, though,

because what you could also do is just ask chat GPT. Tell me everything that happens in every, and not summarize in a detailed way every episode. And it would just fucking tell you. You don't need to watch anything on 2X. No. There's no reason to ever watch. Oh, yeah.

That's actually maybe the best point. Yeah. The only thing you watch on 2X is like a nine minute YouTube clip. where you're just literally trying to extract information. Yeah, yeah, like, hey, how do I fix my curtains? Or, yeah, exactly, like anything like that. But a TV show or a movie? You want to watch it on 2X, dude?

Yeah, you're right. There's no reason for that. Just, yeah. Do people do that? I guess they do. It's a feature they must. They have to. I never even noticed the feature.

What do you do? How do you use? It's like where you go to same close captioning, subtitles. It's in the same, like, it's right on screen. You just go to it, settings. Yeah, you can do it on YouTube. like, yeah, it's different though on YouTube. Again, but YouTube, it's in tutorials,

news, just want anything. But like, Netflix is like, oh, we got the godfather this fucking year. Yeah. And it's just like, you're gonna watch... Leave a god, take the carol. Oh, wow, dude. That was funny.

It's crazy, dude. That's so weird, bro. Media's so bust. it up, dude. Nobody knows what the fuck they're doing. Well, it's a nihilist. No, I mean, it'll it'll flatten out again. It's just right now everything's so influx and nobody knows what's going on. Yeah.

Anyway, all right. Watch the sopranos on 2x. I'm gonna, do they have 3x, 4x? I'll get through it. Maybe, you know what? You know what you can maybe argue that you'd do 2x for? is if you watched it, but it's been a while, and you go, you know what, what the fuck was it about again? Let me just run through it. That is an argument. Okay.

Like, for instance, if I've seen the first three seasons, if I watched that on two, I would never. You wouldn't do it, yeah, yeah. But don't you think you'd be like, this is so disorienting, like, watching a scene on 2X? Yeah, you'd just be picking up different, you know. tidbits, but yeah, a refresher. Anyway, okay.

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