Lifeline - 202. Come To Jesus

Episode Date: March 8, 2026

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Runk. I mean. What? That picture. No, that's how I'm trying to be, dude. Well, we should definitely start the clock and then we should start the episode doing, talking about this. Oh, you gave it that picture. What?

You gave it that picture. Yeah, I gave it that picture. And then. Hold on. First of all, welcome to LifeLines. This is episode 2002. It is Sunday March 8th. Happy birthday, two.

Benny Blanco, one. Freddy Prudy Jr. Two. And of course, Cat Von D, which is, speaking of which, I just sent a yadded up picture. I put my picture in AI and I go, hey, you got me up and I saw,

and I really liked what it did. So that's what I'm going to do. What did you, what was the exact prompt you put in? Cover my body with tattoos. And for some reason, it just did the sides. It did everything about my stomach and it looks sweet. But you took a picture of you with like basically, Just underwear on, yeah.

And then I uploaded it to chat GPT and I said, you know, put a bunch of tattoos on my body maybe. Or something. And it looked and I go, oh, dang. I didn't know something like that. So I got to do that.

So you liked it. Yeah. Yeah. I walked in today and literally the first thing I heard Chris say from the other room was embarrassing. And I walk in and I go, what are you talking about? And first of all, he's talking to, there's nobody in the room with him.

and he says, I just gotta get so many more tattoos. And then in a big pause and he goes, it's just embarrassing. Yeah. So do you want to talk about that? Why doesn't want to be embarrassed walking down the street? What, what,

how is that possibly manifest in embarrassment? I mean, embarrassed, like, just not being the true me, you know? That's embarrassing to not be the true you. So is that picture closer to the true you? Yeah, I'll, or do you want to even? more. No, that's how

that's the true me. Like here's the thing, Billy, okay, my second born is just destined to have a mullet. And I cut it short and the back grows longer than the front. It's his destiny. It's the true him. It would be embarrassing

if he didn't have a mullet. So that's like how I am with just being completely covered in tattoos. And I'm me. And he's him. And that's what I teach to my sons. And that's pretty much it, you know? All right.

So I'm going to get a bunch of tattoos. It's going to be crazy. I think I might get some in Australia. Some guy hit me up. Okay. Shout out. Shout out to Legends for supporting the show. Legends is a free-to-play social, casino, and sportsbook.

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Oh, dude, I wanted to talk to you about that. I'd be very, very proud. So what you, sorry, you said you're almost done with the first season. First season, okay. Yeah. It's great. I mean, I knew it was great, but I just haven't never finished it. I got like season four.

In the interim, since I got mad at you, whatever, I think it was one or two episodes ago. Did you remember how far you had gotten? Like, do you remember how far you have gotten? No, not really. I'll know after I get to it. Right, right, right. But do you have a sense?

Like, was it... It was, yeah, it was probably... I watched it probably five years ago last time, six years ago. So... But it's the kind of thing where, like, you just didn't watch the last couple episodes? No, like the last few seasons. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah.

Yeah. That's, I mean, maybe I said some of this, but that show, I mean, I agree, season one is great. Yeah. But it just only goes up and, and, you know, I mean, I agree, but... continues to go up until the very final moment and then it's at its peak. That's tough. It's so hard. That's tough because six seasons is crazy to do that for. And we were talking last night who has the goat acting role or the best performance on long TV.

Long form. And I was saying Brian Cranston and Matt was saying Michael Jordan in SpaceChance. So yeah, no. Short or shorter form. And he was saying James Gandalfini. And I'm not, you know, what really solidifies it for me is that scene where he's on the phone confessing to his wife, even though she already knows everything because he knows he's being tapped and he wants it to seem like she has nothing to do with it. And that scene, I think of so much. There's very few actors that can do that.

Now, I go, but I go back and forth, like Gandalfini, the way he is in that show. Yeah. It's not like it's a clear win for Cranston to me. Well, that's how I feel. I think Cranston is unbelievable. It's just a different thing. Yeah, it is different.

It's very theatrical. His arc is like, it's the most epic arc probably ever on long form. But just in terms of the actual moment to moment performance, how lived in it is. It's like the most, plus, I mean, this is kind of cheating, I guess, or biased. But like, that guy is,

is so authentic, and I know that because I know guys like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we grew up around guys like that. Right, right. And it's, it's like the most, just the way his insecurities become manifest, like, yeah, I know. Like his whole tough guy thing, but also how mean and like much of an actual piece of shit he actually is.

It's like, buddy loves his family. It's like so complicated in the layered in micro and it's so good. But also, really the writing is amazing. I mean, I know he's great. I just, yeah, those two are tough. though. The coolest thing what they're writing about the soprano is that David Chase after a couple of seasons was like I don't know what to do anymore and he hired Terrence Winter and then Matt Weiner who went on to make boardwalk empire and

then madmen oh wow he won a piece not both to them both yeah but like he he basically also the people that started that show bloodline and and and started on there like he started so many Chris but what he did was essentially be like I'm out of ideas. I'm not like some kingpin master, like who can do it better or as good as me, who can get on my wavelength. And he just like let him ride. So season four is like all Matt Weiner. Season three is like all turns winter. It's like that. That's cool. It's very cool. It's great. I'm laughing and stuff. It's so funny too. Yeah, I know. That's the thing. And Breaking Bag was kind of funny too. Yeah, for the way it's funny is so relatable to and my, for our family.

But anyway, yeah, so I have done, right? No, we don't really do. Forget about it, right? We don't really do that. That's horrific, I would say. But, yeah, but I was watching surprises last night, and I go, man, I really wanted some chocolate, like, so bad. You ever get like that? I used to, I go through phases.

I used to get like that a lot. Yeah. And it's been a few days since I've eaten junk, you know, and I'm like, man, why don't I just ask chat GPT? to do. I go, hey. Saw that coming. I go, hey. I go, hey, like you're in, like, in her closet with it?

Yeah, I'm like, secret. I'm like, I'm really wanting something sweet. What's up? Such a fucking pussy, you know what I mean? Well, I wanted to go all in. It wanted to be the true me. But that is not. I wanted to go all in.

Okay, shopping or not. I needed to go all in. But, okay. It's not more like you dipped a toe. But go ahead. Keep going. Okay. But I said, I said, I said, I'm really, want something sweet.

And I already had all of my food. Why do you do this? Because I wanted it bad. Why do I do what? The part where you ask it. Like, the whole part, why do you, what are you looking for? What are you seeking? I guess I'm missing like what you're seeking.

I'm seeking a solution where I don't go nuts and try and just eat every snack. Oh, so you're looking for like, and support. Control and support. Yes. Ways you might be able to control the impulse. Suppress. Okay. So you weren't, okay, okay.

You weren't asking for like permission or how much you should be. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay. I thought it was like how much can I eat? Well, kind of. I mean, look, there's what I did. I said, hey, I would really like to have, they're like, first of all, what do you want, salty, sweet?

Or do you just want more food or what? And I said, I want some, I want some, like, chocolate or something sweet. And then it says, where are you right now? I mean, wow. CEL Team 6. And I'm like, well, I'm, it said, is, do you have access to chocolate? And I was like, wow, I love that question. Yeah, I have chocolate. Everyone, I mean, so many people have access to to you. And it said, where is it? And is it in the room with you right now? A drug counselor. Yeah, I know, crazy. I'm crazy. And I'm like, no, it's, it's in the cover. He's like, go. And I took a picture of the chocolates I had. And it said, don't eat this one, eat this one. And

take two out, close the bag, and then go into the other room. Whoa, dude. That's like a hostage negotiator. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I go, now I'm like, all right, this is kind of fun. Like, what is, this is hilarious. Yeah, okay. So I'm like, I'm going to just do this.

Yeah, right. Yeah. The two pieces, by the way, were this big. It was, they were, they were. That's very small. Dove chocolate, you know, real small. And they're like, eat two, do not eat three. So I go, all right, I ate one.

And I eat it slowly. I ate one. It was kind of kinky, like, sacked. Yeah, this is turning into the relationship. Yeah, do it slower. And so I was, I ate one. Slow down while you're ready. You don't even tell anything.

Well, that's too fast. And then I ate another one slowly. And then I, and then it said, now, be completely honest. But what did you say to it to let it? I said, okay, I ate the two. Okay. Yeah. It said, okay, be completely honest with yourself.

Do you want another one? And I said, yeah. Of course. And they said, that's just your reward signal saying, chocolate was good. I want more of that. It's not true hunger. And they were like, take five deep breaths,

inhale four seconds, hold it four seconds, and then exhale six seconds. It was that specific? Yes. So I did it because I'm like, fuck you. Well, you're already that far along. Yeah. So I'm, I got Sopranos on pause and I'm like, and I do that. And it's taking so long, you know, that takes a long time to do five times. Like I'm just sitting around. Oh, it said five times. I missed the part. And I'm looking at this. So insane. I'm like, I want to watch a show. Yeah, really. And so I do it. And they're like, wait 10 minutes. The craving will pass. And I was. And now I'm like, and now I think I got past. And they were like, and now I think I got past it. And they were like, that's the true. workout. Nice, dude. Sometimes they really land the plane, you know. Yeah. Yeah, they really do. They were like,

this is, this is a mental workout. That's the true workout. This is also, you know, you're working. This is, yeah. And I was just like, and, and then he said, do you want to go to, the difference is, do you want to wake up tomorrow feeling lean or feeling slightly annoyed? And I go, lame, you know I mean such a leading question you know and then I ate

and they ate the two and it said how do you feel guilty ashamed or okay and I said I feel okay I'm happy I ate

and they're like great dude it's it's awesome one time yeah I got through it sounds like it

sounds like it it was the right move then good for you I had I had an idea recently for a movie and it like

it exploded in my brain like it foreign sometimes you have like a premise I can't see or whatever. Exploded in my brain. Yeah.

No, it exploded in my brain. Like it was like, it just blossomed into like a full idea. I know what you're saying. I just wrote it all out really fast on my, a note on my phone. Okay. Yeah, I was hustling. Sure, sure. You're next.

And I copied it from my notes in my phone. Put it into Jatsin. I said, tell me why I have this idea. Oh, wow. Okay, well, that's, yeah. And what it wrote was the most, I was like, what was telling you stuff that it was going on in your life? Really?

Shit, dude. Yeah. And it was like, I mean, obviously, because I've used it. Yeah, I know. That's what I forget about. And so it knows me, and that's his job. I mean, more than anything else, his job is to learn me and manipulate me, right?

It's crazy, dude. It was really wild, though, because I was like, they're going to be so dumb. Right. You know what I'm like, this is going to be so stupid. But I was like, but then I was just like slack draw. I was like, I've never felt more known. And it was like, this is disturbing because why

does this non-entity know me better than like anyone ever ever even dated. You asked me that because I'd be like, I don't know. Right, yeah. Dude. You'd be like, maybe that, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

I, Calvin had homework and I go, and dude, I, sometimes I can't understand stuff. You know me. Like, I'll be like, what I don't get it. What is it? So I'm looking at his homework and I go, oh, I don't know how to, I don't even know what to do. Bro, he's just turned six. Yeah.

What are you talking about? I was literally at a loss. like the biggest idiot on the planet it was like you know it was that shit that was like so simple that I'm like what are these patterns and shit it was like circles and then like you had to trace the number but like guess it was I dude I didn't know what to do I'm being honest with you I didn't know what to do and that's the truth okay so I took a picture of it and sent it to judge you I say yo what the hell is this saying what am I supposed to do especially the one. I don't get it. Such a fucking idiot. Okay, okay, okay. And ChachybD said, this is what it means.

They told me what it means. It was more. It was, I understood more and I got it. But it was so I was so dumb. I'm like, I don't think that's right. But then it said, so just explain it to your son this way. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, how the fuck does he know? First of all, this is for my son. And second of all, I have a son. Well, he knew he was like, this can't be a 45 year old has to be someone who's yeah but but just crazy that they just yeah nuts dude yeah it'll it'll definitely be like i'm assuming you're talking about your dad or something like that yeah you know what i mean and i'm like oh don't don't like barge into my like let me keep the conversation where it is you know i know the limits you don't you're not you're not you're not

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Many promotions are available both in-store and online, though some may vary. Hey, Matt and Chris, sometimes when I'm doing something, my wife will walk up to me and just shut off a light that I'm using. Oh, wow. Naturally, that gets me seething. Yeah, that's crazy. I say, what are you doing? What are you doing? I'm using that.

And she says, we don't need all these lights on. We don't need that. Yeah. I sure thought I did. I turned it on. I was the one using it. Like, over the stove is a big one. She's short.

So she says it shines in her eyes, but I think I'm cooking. Get out. Right. I'm cooking. I turn the light on. Right. I wanted it on. What do we think we can?

do here? What's a good solution? You know, it's not pitch dark. I get what she's doing. She's saying, hey, there's some natural light, but I turned it on to see my food cooking. What can we do here? Is there a good middle ground thanks? I don't really

I think kind of sometimes, I don't like a lot of light, dude. I don't like a lot of like overhead light and stuff. I don't like overhead light, but I like a lot of light, yeah. Yeah, I don't like overhead light, but most light is overhead light, really. unless you're not using it.

I mean literally, like, but you mean over your eye line? No, I mean overhead line. Yeah, okay, okay, yeah. Like you were saying. I don't know. Sometimes I'm like, what do you mean it's in your eyes? Probably because you're not short, though. Because what he's describing is a height thing.

I know, I get that, but it's like, dude, don't be over here. That's what he's saying. Yeah. I don't understand that at all. Just. It's got to be, and I'm not saying she's consciously doing this. It's got to be an element of control, a drive for. control involved.

Yeah, or like, you know, in any way. I don't mean control of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Control of money, control. Yeah, exactly, yeah. But like, it could be anything. But like, or a compulsion even maybe. Like, I dated this girl once that it was like anytime she would exit any room,

she would just turn off the light. Uh-huh. But it was like, it's eight and like we're awake and in the home. Right. And constantly in and out of that room. So like, let's just leave the lights on until we go to bed. Yeah.

But it was a compulsion for her. It wasn't like a money saving thing or like, you know, it wasn't anything. It was just like, but it was so annoying. Right. And all I had to do was flip the light back on, but it was the confusion I would hit. It would be like, why?

If she left the room and you were in the room, she wouldn't turn it out. No, that was not her thing. But I'm trying to relate to this guy. And that drove me crazy. But, you know. Yeah. I understand lighting is a mood though, you know?

Sometimes you're like, we don't need all these lights. Like I do that, I can do that to Kristen all the time. But you're in the room. Yeah. He's saying she's leaving the room and we'll do it. Oh, really? No, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah.

If she's in the room and wants to manipulate the light, I was looking at the lights. Poetry. Then, then, uh, the fuck's up with the lights. Then, yeah, I just, I just think it's a different thing. But like if she's hitting the light on her way out, just, yeah, that's crazy. Can't be doing that. Have you seen the chocolate croissant video?

You've seen it, right? It's been so long. Oh, yeah, but you've seen it. Yeah, I've seen it. I just wanted to know if you said. Yeah. Just as an aside. All right.

Why do what made you look at that? Because this is a fuck, what's up with the lights. Oh, dude. That's up at the lines. I thought, okay, yeah. I thought you were trying to do what I was also doing. No, I know you did. Oh, yeah.

I know you did. And it wasn't that. No, it wasn't. I think subconsciously I said the thing about the chocolate croissants to let you know that it was about a different thing. Interesting. Now we're getting somewhere. Chat Chiquiti. Okay.

So, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, I just, the rule is if you're using the light, you use the light and you don't turn it off. You don't turn off a light someone else is using. That's it. Yeah. That's the rule. Yeah. I guess no matter how silly it is.

I think no matter what. Yeah. If someone else is using it and they're actively in the room in which they turn that light, on, you do not turn it off. She's just assuming that you're just willy-nilly not needing all these lights and just keeping them on and you're not. Yeah, right. So she needs to come to terms with that. She needs to come to Jesus. She needs to come to Jesus. Jesus take the wheel. Yeah. Yeah. All right, cool. Hey, shout out to Legends for sponsoring our show. Legends is a free to play social casino and sports book,

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to talk about that woman on hg tv or whatever that got literally her life ruined because of uh okay granted it was the n-word but like it just popped out of her mouth I stumped to my toe on a toy that belongs to my toddler this morning. And I literally was like 30-thick bubble butt. Yeah. You know, it just fucking... That's different, but... I've said many, many things that make no sense out of my mouth when something like that happened.

So I don't think her life should have been ruined over it. And I think all the people should fucking stop being so sensitive. Yeah. And just realize that, I mean, if I get hurt or I say some random shit that I, don't think about, I might even pop out in the N-word or two. You know what I mean? Yeah. The truth comes out.

Anyway, man, just, Chris, you've already elaborated on this, but I just want to hear a little bit more. We'll pick your brain a little bit more about it. We talked about it somewhere. All right. Thanks, boys. Love you both. So she didn't, yeah, tell me.

I don't know. So she wasn't like saying it about black people, even though it is that. She was trying to do something in the ceiling to fix the light. Oh, okay. I was looking at the lights. Okay. What's not put the lights? And she couldn't do it and it broke or something.

And she said something. She said two words like like, like, you know, like bubble butt, random. But the second one was the N word. Really? Yeah. And it was on TV? What the fuck. So it was years ago.

This is the thing. Oh, okay. And now that she's got a show coming out, people are like, remember this and they ruined her life. And the show isn't coming out. No. That's still a thing? Yeah, I know.

I was actually surprised at that too. I was actually surprised. They still do that? Yeah. I know. They do, yeah. Yeah. And, wait, how long ago?

Like, no, this was like, I learned about it a month ago. No, no, I'm saying. How long ago had it been? I don't know. I don't know. Like years and years? Or like a few, oh, okay. Yeah.

I mean, like, I don't know what's up with that. I don't either really. Like, look, obviously that is an utterly idiotic and frankly, disgusting thing to do. But like, we got to have some, like, like room to like let people live like after they fuck up royally, you know, unless they literally like do something like horrendous. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If she was, I mean, honestly, even if she was directly saying it about a black person, that's different to me. Of course. You know, of course it is. You mean, so in the context of what you're describing, she's basically using that word as an expletive. That is actually quite odd. Yeah.

Oh, it is odd. Yeah. You know what I mean? Well, look, here's the thing. It's obvious she says the word after that. Like, that's a, that's in her vocabulary. So you could say like, why is that even? Like, I would never say that.

Of course, I don't even know. It's almost, yeah. Yeah, it just isn't in my. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not trying to say I'm a good person, but like, yeah. Well, that's why I was. Yeah, right. I do not.

I just would never even think of saying that or, or it wouldn't come out of my mouth. I don't, I don't think so. But, but so they're saying, yeah, it's just, I don't know, man. Like, it's, I don't. it it's so so what you're saying then is everybody who took her show away on

HGVT HGTV all the bosses all the things all the you know people who fund it and and the what do you call them

sponsors oh you never said that word you're lying you're lying yeah but so so that's not the standard that that they would argue No, no, no, but here's the thing.

People say things and then regret it. And you ask those people, should you have said that? No. You asked that woman, should you have said that? No. I'm assuming she apologized. Is that correct? I'm assuming, yeah.

She must have years whenever it happened. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if she was even- If she, like, never addressed it and was like, well, yeah, I said it. What the fuck? Then, like, yeah, okay, I guess that's kind of. insane so don't give that person she was being extorted wow wait what uh someone close to her on the crew released the footage ultimately got her fired from new york uh addressed this February 18th she

wrote on instagram i was not contracted to any network or show think free agent in sports any crew hired paid by me the footage is mine my crew didn't steal my footage wow she could do i don't have sets i own all my properties in other words no one is my boss i'm the boss i mean i create product and sell the rights of it and my likeness, limited to contract. He says someone personal, not crew, had access, demanded money and she didn't pay. Wow, bro.

And that's where that clip came from? Oh, well, then, oh, wow. Oh, well, then, dude. Wait, now I'm even more confused. You say this word. I have footage of it. Not because I'm a friend, because I'm your brother.

Because you sent it to me, like, go ahead, the bonehead thing I did. Okay. And I say, I'm going to leak it or give me money. So a crew member had footage of her doing it. Well, no, she's saying If anyone had that, it was like a friend. Oh, I see what you're saying.

I don't know. Yeah, that's crazy. That is fucked up. Well, that's also, that's also just a crime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. An actual crime, you know. And obviously, in certain contexts, that word is hate speech.

I don't think it will qualify when you slam your nail into a finger and it comes out of your mouth. It's still fucking, I don't know. I can't get around the fact. of how weird it is. It is weird.

Exclaim that upon, like, being hurt, like, automatically. There was a thing. Wow, this is, like, a whole thing. I never knew about any of this. That's wild. There was a thing on the Michael B. Jordan thing with Delaware, Melinda. Oh, the Tourette's guy? The Tourette's guy said it, right?

And on Google, it showed the tagline, or it showed the article or whatever, the Google article. Yeah. And then under it, you know, I would say, like, more on yada yada, yada, Michael B. Oh, boy. Okay. Okay. It's more on N-word. Plural. More on N-words?

Yeah. Oh, wow. What? Yeah. It was linked like it's a tagged thing? Yes. It's so ridiculous. That thing is worth talking about.

So that's, I mean, that's AI fucking up, obviously, but like crazy. That's awesome. Wait, wait, it typed out the word? Yeah. It typed out the real, I thought you were saying that's exactly what I said. No. I'm glad I asked. I'm glad I asked.

Okay. No, it typed out the word, bro. That's insanity, dude. I mean, what? Unless what I saw was bullshit, but I saw it. No, I mean, if you saw it. I saw it on a video talking about it. Oh, I see.

So, yeah, it could be bullshit, but no, I mean, that whole thing was so. That's a weird one, too, to me. What do you mean, how so? Well, look, if Tourette's syndrome is a thing. I don't think it's weird at all, but go ahead. I want to hear what you think of course. If Tourette's syndrome is a thing, if we all agree. It's not, okay.

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. If we all agree, which we do. Yeah. It's a condition. Yeah, it's a fucking disorder. I understand. Yes, I agree. Then you have to understand.

At least enough to, you know, you could be like, but. Yeah, you could even be like, hey, can, like, we figure out a situation where like, we're not in this, in this environment? Fair. Yeah. Yeah. You can't be like, fuck that guy. Well, what you, what, no. So what has, what, what has, what, what has to.

What I think has to be done is that guy has to fucking put out a video and be like, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so sorry. I don't. Maybe he's tried, but he keeps saying the N-word in the middle of it. You know what I mean? He did put out a statement. I know, but the statement was like, not good enough? What's he going to do, though?

I'm ashamed. He has to put out a statement. Yeah, but he didn't put it. He didn't say, sorry. Oh. I don't think he did. I don't think he actually said sorry. Really?

I don't think so. I didn't read the whole statement, but. Well, then we don't know. deeply mortified yeah you know oh okay yeah that's different

there's no word apology or sorry no maybe he's he meant to say sorry but he said deeply mortified um

no but I so look here here's the thing though if you have Tourette syndrome like that don't go to BAFTA awards right okay also

but here's the thing though here's the real crux of the of the whole thing woke, right? There's that side, whatever you want to call it. Yeah. But then there's also like ableism. Right.

And they do not, you cannot, you cannot be, like, you have to be on both sides if you're on one. Yeah. So like, so you have to be, there, here's the deal with the world. Sometimes there's just tragic moments. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. And, and those happen more often than we would like.

And this happens to be one of those. it's not one where you can be like fuck that guy right right fuck those people for being upset it's like right let's all get it yeah yeah yeah let's all just get it like Jamie Fox was like he's tweeted nah he meant that shit really yeah that's crazy that's crazy that's the same thing as when somebody does something with mental illness like the same thing when people when conier came for and apologized and we're like that's not what bipolar does that's not what bipolar disorder does dude that's exactly what bipolar disorder does right that's exactly what Tourette's is you can't sit there and be like, that's not what Tourette's is.

Like, yo, you saw a fucking video of a guy saying, Bob Saggett! Yeah. Like, you don't know what Tourette's is. Yeah. That is literally what Tourette's is. Look at the fucking DSM. That's how it's defined.

It's what Tourette's is. Like, you can't, no, he meant it. All right, man. Like, I'm, if you fucking insist on believing that, then what am I going to do? But like, it just, if you want to talk about what Tourette's is or what fucking being bipolar is, it's just like, there are definitions for these things. Yeah. And when people are like, no.

No forgiveness. We don't, because that's not what mental disorder is. It's like, you don't fucking know. You don't know. Yeah. The weird thing, though, was that they didn't bleep it out. Well, it was, you know why? It was live on the BBC and the BBC only.

Yeah, but it got. There was a delay. No. No, not, not. I mean, now there will be. There was a two-hour delay. Wait, wait, wait. They didn't bleep it out for American airing of it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like not in Britain. They didn't bleep it out in America. But it went viral when it was already recorded.

You know what I mean? Well, I don't think it was live. I don't think it aired live here that way. I don't know, honestly. What if, okay, so what if he, what if he said the racial slur or the prejudice slur for like Jew or something? I mean, that would have been, I think that there would have been, well, I don't know, man. It's because, you know what I mean? I would say the same thing.

You would, I know. What are you saying? He said, are you saying it would be, people would be more upset or less upset? I think there would be more consequence. Oh, dude, I think there would be more of both. I think there'd be more people being like, hell yeah, that's so sick. Oh, got it. Yeah, yeah.

And then there maybe would be more consequence too. But like, I don't know, dude. Like, basically the N-word is the third rail of like American English. You can't say that word. What's third rail? It's the thing you can't touch. Like the ultimate thing that you cannot go by. Okay.

That is a fucking atomic word that you obviously never, ever use. I think more than any other slur for any other group of people. Yeah. In America, yeah. Yeah, for sure, by a lot. And it's like, I don't know. I don't know if it would be more consequence. Also, I don't think this guy's going to face consequences regardless.

Yeah. The movie was like, it's like being celebrated at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're celebrating the movie, you got to take them all warts and all, dude. You know what I mean? Like if it's a movie about the guy that you're like, it's so good. It's a true story. It's so inspiring.

And then you get him and he's like, shut up, bitch. But she also did. Oh, he did? Yeah, it was a whole bunch of context dependent shit. Oh, wow. There was like several different moments throughout the show where he's like, and he just and he just said, bullshit, like when somebody said something. And it was just like, and all of it could sound context dependent if you thought someone was

heckling you. or racist or sexist, but it's just a guy with fucking Tourette's. What I think people don't understand is they think that Tourette's is you yell out stuff that you're not even aware you're yelling it out.

You're literally yelling out the thing that you're like, don't yell this out. Exactly. So, yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't, I don't know. That's crazy for Jamie Foxx to write that. And people to be like,

then why do you say that? Because that's what happens with Touretz. Well, that's how I brought up the Kanye thing too. like Kanye's whole thing with the anti-Semitism thing. It's like you can choose not to forgive him if you want. Like if you're deeply offended by what he said. But it's like, yo, you're going to tell me that's not what bipolar people are like?

You've never met a bipolar person. And look, people are like, you know, it's not, that's not to say, oh, forgive him because he's crazy. Because, dude, Hitler was crazy. You know what I mean? Like people who are absolutely abhorrent people that do terrible things are crazy. And you don't give them a pass. You know, so it's up to you to give whoever a pass personally or in your head. But, but yeah, it's not okay.

It's tragic. And if we all agree that that's a medical thing, which it is, then okay. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, the only thing that irks me is when people are like, like you said, Jamie Fox said, like, no way. I know he. Or like that's not what this mental illness is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know someone else's mind. Right, right, right. Like, you know how that neurological disorder works from the inside out. Like, fuck off. Yeah, right. I'll say, inadvertently, this is the greatest raising awareness for Tourette's, like, better than he could have ever mattered, you know? True.

I hadn't thought about that, actually. Yeah. Like, that's his reason for being there is what he said. Yeah. That's, oh, what if it was like, the twist does he's just like, I'm meant to. For Tourette's. Reverse engineered for the sake of the cause. All for the game.

I mean, yeah, I find it ironic and hilarious that he was there and the movie itself is this beloved thing and it is literally he's there because he's the subject. I didn't know that. That's hilarious. That's, yeah. And it's this celebrated like feel good thing. Wow. And he just yelled out the N word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And it's like, and then everyone's like, fuck him. And it's like, well, which one is it, dude? I did not know that. That's hilarious. Which one is it? Like, do we live? love him because he's persevered to this horrible condition or does he not really have a condition? He means everything he says. Like, which one is it? Wow, that is so funny.

What if he said real before it? You think it would have been as bad? Yes. You think it would have been as bad? Yeah, I just don't know if it would be worse. I don't think people would have think it was that bad. I think they'd be like, well, with the hard R, yeah, it's still just as bad. Yeah, that wouldn't, I don't think that would demonstrally change anything.

What if he said it and when he said it? And when he said it, he went like this. Then it would be harder, way harder to defend. Because then it's like... No, you could throw... Sometimes Tourette's people look like they throw up gang signs. Well, sometimes Tourette's is only physical tics. That phrase just doesn't work with the hardar.

Yeah, you can't use it. You can't say it. The end. The end. It doesn't matter how many words... To me it sounded like he sneezed. Doesn't matter how many... Dude, doctors who specialize in it compare it to sneezing.

Right. They say it's the same thing. it's closer neurologically to sneezing than it is to accidentally saying something that you mean. Okay? So like think about that. How hard is it to not sneeze

when you can't not see? It's not possible. You're, you sneeze. Right. You know? It's, yeah. Unless you, maybe he, if he did that.

Hitler. That helps, dude. Being Hitler. No. No, this, you know, really helps, dude? That. You go like this

and breathe as hard as you can out of your nose. but that helps fine this is not a thing no no no this is a half measure that's what that's called no that works for me if I have to sneeze and I go I don't sneeze I mean I go like this where I

please pay attention to me I'm gonna sneeze insecure Hitler yeah and do another one yeah let's see another one okay beautiful Chris Matt two questions for you

first one Religion. Oh, well, I feel like, I need a lot of smart people that are very, very religious, and then it makes me feel like, damn, why am I not religious? Am I just an idiot?

But then I also be really dumb people that are religious. So why is there no correlation between intelligence and religion? That's a great question. Why do I keep seeing ugly dudes with fine-ass women? I don't understand this.

I want to go up to them and ask them, like, bro, how'd you bag her? You should. Because, you know, I'm single and I'm trying to find a wife out here or a girlfriend. Maybe girlfriend first. But I'm just trying to figure out, like, what's the technique that these guys are using to pull these baddies?

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988 suicide crisis helpline is funded by the government in Canada. I think about that second one a bunch because you see it a lot. You know. That's the thing. That's why the whole like Chad thing, like looks maxing thing, it's like, dude, stop. Like you don't need to. Look at that guy with that girl. Yeah.

What's weird is... Look at that guy with that girl. He ain't rich. I know he. I know him. He's not rich. Right. He's just a fat guy.

Right. And that's a hot girl who's taller than him. So like, what do you want? Yeah. It's weird because you, you know, you'd think that like, you know, often, let's just take fit people, date fit people. But that's really not... You see fit people with not fit people. I see it all the time.

And that's in Los Angeles. So... So it's not about, and I'm talking about fit women would not fit dudes mostly, but like you're, you're, you know. Yeah, but dude, come on. Look at Hugh Jackman, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's an age thing, though. He, you know, he aged into his looks and, I mean, you know, women don't really do that. But I think he's divorced anyway. Oh, really? Yeah, they got divorced. He's gay anyway, so it doesn't matter.

But go ahead. Yeah. So maybe. Definitely. I don't know. Fucked him. And so, no, but, you know, it's really not about looks. I think that, like, there's preferences and stuff, but the things that matter are not looks to women.

I think that if you like a guy, you, you know, you know, they prefer you to be fit. I think they're lying when they say, like, I want it to be fat, you know. But I don't... They're... They're... Yeah, sure, sure, yeah. But I don't think it mad...

I think every woman would want their man to be more fit, you know, unless they're already fit. But I don't think... But it's not the thing that matters like it does for men. It matters for men. I mean... For men, way, way, way more, yeah, for sure, yeah. So that's why.

I mean... they just want to feel safe and like fun. I mean, that's part, but. And I have a great smile. But that's, that's misleading to the question, though, because his question isn't, what do these women need to feel safe?

And the answer is safe and fun. As long as I make them feel safe and fun, I'll be able to get a girlfriend. That's not accurate. Like, what's accurate, I think. No, I mean, the truth is, you see ugly, what you're describing is, what do you say, ugly guys or whatever he said,

with hot girls. You're seeing that. Because that ugly guy at some point met that hot girl. At the right time. And the way he acted and was was a way that that specific hot girl was into. God bless. And whether that was for any kind of reason, like for any kind of crazy or non-crazy reason. It doesn't like nobody knows.

I guess what I'm saying is I don't fucking know. But what I do know is what you're observing is accurate and it's true. So like my point is the right way to look at it, I think, is like also you're not, he's not even an ugly guy anyway. No. So but I guess his point means something else. But like you're like that is just something that can and will happen to you too. Yeah. If you just keep doing it.

You keep trying. The thing is you can't, you just can't stop trying. You're going to run into something. day. I don't, yeah, it is weird. I do think about it sometimes. I'm just like, because, you know why? Because a lot of men are super ugly, you know, like if you really look at them. Yeah, yeah. And, and, and, and I think the assumption is always, oh, that guy must be rich. Dude, I'm just no, no, no, no, I know. Reporting facts that it is not true. Well, also, you got to have, you got to have some sort of attitude. If you don't have an attitude, it's hard to get checked. It's kind of just like

you got to, whatever you are, you got to own. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At whatever stage of whatever progression or evolution of yourself that you're in, you got to be like, yeah, this is me and this is what I am. I don't mean you got to be like, I'm the shit. Because that's kind of sucks too. I already have that. But like, you got to just be like, this is what I am and who I am. And even if you are insecure about it, you got to project out to the world that you're not. That doesn't mean like bravado. Like Tony Supraima. It just means, you got to be like Tony Supronia. No, it just means like you got to be whatever the fuck you are. And like, I don't know.

I think the reason that those kinds of guys that you're describing might get girls like that is probably because they're like, fuck it. Also, there's a lot of shit wrong with women sometimes. They're like, you know, they don't feel worthy or, you know, whatever it is. Sure. That's why I said, yeah, what I've seen before, but who knows what reason that might be, you know. But there's no way to know. You can't get inside the mind of that woman, you know. But yeah, it's definitely, definitely a known phenomenon.

And yeah. But women, for sure, there is a, there is a, what do you call it, a narrative that women prefer, like, dad bod. And I don't, I guess what that means could be lucid, but like, they don't. I don't, that's, what do you, I'm not familiar. There is no biological reason. I understand what you're saying. I'm not familiar with women saying that. Like, is that like a thing that, like a cultural thing that women say?

Yeah. Like they like a guy with a little bit more Not I mean they're not fat guys but like more Chub on them Yeah maybe it's maybe it's women who are like that too That feel less like no but I think what it the thing is is that they will like guys like that But they don't prefer it it makes no sense You want someone to be healthy

You want to and not that it's not healthy to have a dad bought but like you want somebody whether you know it or not optimal health you know that sometimes you know look if I really fit guys are annoying as fuck

you know you're not gonna if you order a pizza and the guys are like I can't have a slice nobody wants to be with that fucking guy but like you know yeah I don't I don't that's annoying

that whole you don't remember that whole dad bod thing I vaguely do because like Leo had it yeah right okay I vaguely and like Leo's handsome but like that's not the body that women want. Yeah, well, I mean, sure.

It is when Leo has it, though. Yeah, because he's rich. I know, that's what I'm talented. And he's the most famous actor on the planet. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, memes like that, it's, I don't mean actual memes. I mean, like, things that get spread around the internet like that. It's almost always bullshit, dude.

Like, trends that people are like, this is so hot right now. It's like, you made that up. No, but I, I've gotten like, because I've talked about it on a podcast before and people are like, no, you're fucking wrong. I'm a woman. I love, you know, it's like, all right, no. But then, but then maybe they might actually, though. Kristen says, I'd rather you be fatter to me. And you think she's not telling you the truth?

I don't think she's being truthful with herself. That's crazy, dude. No, because dude, when I work out and now I look like this, she likes it more. I can tell. Oh, that's confusing. so you're saying she's being dishonest with herself. By the way, everyone's dishonest.

Of course, no, I'm saying about this one thing. I'm not saying you're calling you a fucking liar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, how do you know what you really want? It's so fucking hard sometimes. But like, and what you want is different. It's like, okay, what are we talking about here? We're talking about sexual mate?

Are we talking about safety? That's different. You know what I mean? I get why you, wouldn't want a guy in tip-top shape because for a few reasons, he's going to be, maybe he's obsessed with the gym, it conflicts with your lifestyle, maybe you're worried about him going astray because- Using chat chip, you too much like you? Maybe that's why she's like, be fatter because she wants to get off the fucking out. So what they truly want is different in different categories,

but in attractiveness, it does just know, it's just, I think a woman is not. I think a woman is not being truthful if she's saying, I'd rather a guy, I'd rather have sex with a guy who has a dad bod. I'm not, unless it's a king. I'm not willing to go that far. I think on the whole, you're probably right, but I, there's got to be a huge popular. Yeah. Dude, like, let me put it this way. There's a dude I know. I'm not going to blow him up. He's a famous guy. He's on a hit TV show forever. And he's, he's, in a funny way, he's like the hottest guy in the world, okay? Like it's humorous how attractive he is. Right.

Okay. He's the kind of man that you're- striking. That you're describing. Yeah. Okay. He is only into fat women. Oh, wow.

And he just, it's like, but it's not a kink. He's not like, oh, I get off on that because it's fucking this or that. It's like, or it's like, what I should be doing. He's like, I've just always liked girls like that. Well, that, that does exist. That's what I'm saying. So, like, I don't know with women how much it's different because I'm a guy. But, like, I would presume on the whole you're generally right.

You know, people want their mate to be in shape, of course. But, like, I don't know. Maybe there's, like, 20% women that are like, give me fucking dad bot. I don't know. I literally have no fucking idea. I just, the narrative was crazy. I mean, I'm, like, fucking super skinny. You know what I mean?

Like, rail thin. And, like, that, some. Some women are like, that guy is so skinny. I never date him and some women are like- Yeah, no, they like that. You know, so it's like, I don't know. I honestly, I do not know. Also, what was this question about religion?

Oh, yeah. Why are smart people and dumb people religious? I mean, smart people and dumb people do everything. Yeah, well, there's that for sure. But I think it's because it has nothing to do with intelligence. It has to do with your wiring for meaning and your need for meaning in life. And like that is a whole different part of your brain, right? Like that's not.

Yeah. Also how you were raised. There's how, I mean, so much of it has to do with that. But, but yeah, there's a confluence of things. And I think that only one of them, let's say, is intelligence. There's so many of the most brilliant people ever, literally ever. Right. In fact, probably more, way more have been actually religious than not, just historically speaking.

Right. So like, yeah. I mean, I don't think intelligence is the marker that you're looking at. you should look at when you think about, like, beliefs. Well, yeah, and let's say it's a religion is not as a sham. Say it is, like, just because you believe something that isn't true doesn't mean you're not intelligent. Also, if you think about it that way, how many things do we tell ourselves about ourselves

that are not true just to get through the fucking our own days? Like, it's more about, like, the kind of brain you have the, the architecture of it that you need to be able to operate in the world. It's less about how smart you are. Because like any dumbass can be like, religions for fucking morons. Like there's plenty of dumbass atheists that I know. So I'm not like, you know what I mean?

So it goes both ways. To know either way is, I mean, you know, you either have faith or you don't. You can't be like, like I wouldn't say, I'm not religious, but like I wouldn't be like, no way. Because how do you know? How do you know?

If there's God, I don't know. I don't fucking know. I mean, I'm a little like. I'm going to know. I'm a little like no way, but I always end up with exactly what you just said. Like, I'm going to know anything. Sure. Then, of course, anything's possible.

Yeah. What do I know? I don't know shit. I mean, it seems like there's not. But if there is, I'll be like, oh, wow, yeah. Okay. Okay, good, good. Out of shape up.

Yeah. No, I, yeah. Get to those per the gates. And that's just one of the gods. I know. That people believe in. You know what I'm saying? I know.

So. I know. That's why I believe in nature. only nice i sleep in mother nature that's your god yep and i sleep in uh i sleep outside in vines a monkey a monkey just an actual monkey and it's terrible i have so many back i woke up bleeding the other day i let's do one all right they're not so hi so hi so stone i got a quick question do you guys plan on ever changing your haircut like the long hair obviously you guys look good in it It works for you and it's like a part of Chris's thing.

Haster rights. With the, but. Getting fucked. No, not at all like ever. I imagine you won't because your dad kept it like that. But yeah. Any thoughts? Interesting that you think you know about my father.

But my dad kind of said a short a lot, to be honest. Yeah, I'll definitely shit my head eventually again. I mean, it's been so many years since I've done that. but you've never like you've had your hair like that forever I've never go through periods where I just shave it all off and then it grows long now I actually just got it cut but it's still long this is the best length for me I mean I you know sometimes it gets too long I I don't like it and I'm just I'm but you would never like get your hair cut short right not for any non reason unless you need a tattoo on your head yeah you ran out space and

to like, you know, play some part or, yeah, I don't, I don't think I would ever do that. But, you know, maybe I just, yeah, I just look better like this. And then I look better like this. And then the last time I cut it short was I was like 25. And, uh, that was 20 years ago. And wow. You know, sometimes the person who cuts my hair is like, uh, does, does it too short. And I'm like, oh, that's too short.

But it's always long hair. Yeah. I mean, it's been shorter than this. But like, but like. But yeah, this is, I like, as I get older, I like it on the, this short side of long hair. Would you, because would you say have long hair? I would say it's like. That's a good question.

Kind of long. It's like a magic eye trick. Yeah. Because you want to say yes. Yeah. But then you look and you're like, wait a second. Not really. It's short.

It's not really. But if I let it. It's dawned on me, dude. But if I let it grow for two months, which I do sometimes, then it's long hair, I think. Yeah. And I hate. I hate that now. I used to love that,

but like I just don't, I think guys who are over 40 something with long hair. Remember how long my hair used to be? It's kind of gross, bro. Remember how long my hair used to be for real? Yeah. Like so,

this crazy ones. It's so gross. It's gross when a woman has the hair that long. My hair was so, it was just like, what the fuck? It's just, it's hard to keep up.

It's annoying. There's nothing good about it. It's also, to all the women I did, They're like, I'm sorry, you know what I mean? Like, I subjected you to that. They, yeah, but, you know, maybe they were lying to themselves. They were.

You were too fat and your hair was too long. No, dude, but I would even be like, you don't care of my hairs like this? And they're like, nah, I'd be like, oh. But that, yeah, women are just like, whatever, dude, just make me feel fun and safe. Rail me a few times, you know? I don't know. I don't know. I got to, I'm throwing my hands up, dude.

I don't get it. How could you like someone that had hair like the way I had it? You know what I mean? Like, how's a pot? Like, it's, no, it's because for the same reason why, well, you like short hair on women, but I don't. But if I found a woman sexy and she cut her hair, I would still find her sexy. Oh, sure. Okay. But I got to say. There's a, um, a woman who dyed her hair that I see, uh, out and about in my, um, I guess I'll just say at my gym. And, um, it's weird how different it looks. Better or not as well? No. Oh, well, looks worse.

Yeah. Interesting. Sometimes women will, that's definitely a thing. Dye their hair, and it's completely, it's like they changed person. It's crazy. What did she, from what to what? It was brunette, dark to like, blondie-ish, brunette, blonde. Just lighter, not even blonde?

It was, it has blonde in it. So brown, blonde, yeah. And it's really odd that some people just look better the obvious way. That's so weird to me. Like if I made my hair blonde, it would look fucking crazy. I want to be blonde. I think I'm going to dye my hair. Okay, well.

Like Kirk Cobain. Yeah, but if you were going to dye your hair, it would be obvious you dyed your hair, right? I think 100%. But I'm saying, you wouldn't do it to try to hide it. No. Right. No, no, no, no, no. That's different.

Like, when a woman does, women do that mostly. And men who die, unless a guy does it because they're too old. Or like, exactly. But like a guy who dyes his hair is just like, let's do it. fucking bleach blonde or some shit. Sure, yeah. Like, you know. Like, that's different.

That's like, oh, I look bad on purpose sometimes, you know? Sometimes, yeah, for sure, yeah. Yeah. Or you're just going to shoot up a movie theater, you know what I mean? There's that angle and brought it so dark. Let's do another one so we don't. That's what the kid and Aurora did. I know, and I thought about that and I had a mental image of it.

And then now I want to do another one to get out of my head. Yeah. That sucks. What's up, Matt? I love you guys. Treat William. I've got four things that I'm pretty sure are ass a bitch. And I thought maybe you could rank them from four to one because that's a better order.

The first is drinking a cocktail or any beverage out of the miniature stirring straws that they give you at the bar. Yeah, yeah, it's up there. Number two only applies to the subway or the metro. It's when you're too cool to hang on to anything. and then you forget to shift your weight when it starts moving and you got to do the stumble back. Yep.

That's a great one. Number three is... He's rolling. He is rolling. When you have an itch in the middle of your back and you can't get to it and you're trying different methods, different tactics. This guy really got a good handle on what's the bitch is.

And number four is kind of similar, but different. It's when you're putting on a jacket of any kind and you have one sleeve on and you go for the other sleeve and it's not where it should be. I already knew where he's going. And you start fishing for it. God, that's, That's, that's really good.

I hope those are all good examples. Those are great examples. That's high level bitch shit. Sorry, I just went back in time and saved the world. That's high level bitch shit. Yeah. All of those are red belt bitch shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's right. I would say, I mean, it's decorated, a decorated black belt in bitch. And, and it's red. It's pretty, it's pretty much all red. All four of them, but let's rank them. Well, I'm saying his knowledge and bitch. He has a red belt Because his black belt is highly decorated

Right He's a red belt So anyway Yeah Engaging Subitians It depends what I have real feelings about all this Me too

It depends what You're talking about Surface level Or bitch looking Or bitch feeling Or you know That's not what we're doing here though

We're holding up a scorecard That says 10 Or 9.8 you got to this is rankings so you got to factor all that in just look at it on its face i would say it would probably be the the drinking with the little strong i was going to say that too yeah number one you're saying if you just look at it yeah right yeah but there's so much more there's no way around it there's there's there's so much more though there is if you're like here's here's here's a major thing to me that is bitch about this to be on a subway and to

not hang on to something and then you got to double back. You chose. You're, you're, pose, yeah, you're putting yourself for it as someone who doesn't need to hold on something, which is asking, it's asking for it, which is leading more even to sub- so it makes the bitch meter higher in my opinion, right? I hear that. Okay. The, the scratching the back one, I mean, for sure is bitch. But you got to do it. There's nothing else you can do that. That's, that's the, that's why it's fourth of the four. But it looks bitch. But it's still four because you can't not do it. It's, it's, it's, it's, It's a physical necessity.

You picked this. You didn't take the straw out and sip it. You literally, you chose to sip out of the straw. So that's still near the top. Yeah. So, I mean, it's even more bitch to even go. To try to itch up like, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

Like you're a bit like you're a dog. Yeah, right. Yeah. So, and then what was the other one? The, the, the, the, the jacket on. That's, that you could get really caught. I've, I've, I've, really, really stung by that one and be the most, like, maximum. The jacket one is the one that I've hit the most for sure.

And, like, it's an unfortunate. bitch moment in life. So I would, I would, it's one of those tragic moments in that. Yeah, yeah. It's like you can't be mad at anybody. Exactly. It's the Touretic N word, you know? And I would say,

Toretic N word. I would say that, not something, you know? I would say that, um, you'd have to say, you can't say any other than the cocktail one or the, or the subway one. I would say, for those different reasons, those are top tier number one. So I don't know what I would say. I would argue that the subway one is more sub-bitch

The most? Whoa, dude. If you're not just looking at it and you're thinking about the actual situation, yes. Okay, so I'm gonna go. Think about if they really stumble and their hands are in their pockets.

You know what I mean? It's more bitch than this. Okay, so what are we positing happens on this? Here's the other thing. If you just, whoa, that's one thing. Yeah. What happens on the subway? Do you fall?

If you fall, that's number one, of course. Right. If you're like, woo, bo, bo, bo, and like slam your shoulder and then your ear, then it's number one. If you just kind of joss a little, a little bit. Yeah. It's a bit. If you get your footing. Maybe the cocktail's more, yeah. The cocktail to me, here's the thing about the cocktail.

You have a glass and the straw. They've assigned you that straw. It's pretty bitch. You have a choice. Right. But you are willfully being constrained, restrained by the fucking. world by a waiter by a bartender. Like, you're fucking owned by this person.

And then you're gonna, you'll, that's, that is number one. For me, it's not close. So, so that's number one. Number four, number four for me would, would be the backscratching one because it's a physical, you can't, kick it around it. You just got to do what you got to do.

Then, the jacket, but, but see, I think the jacket one, because of the same reason you said, it's the one I've caught myself in the most, it's the most resonant for me. Yeah. So I would rank that second because I've been there

and you do this. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty bitch, dude. It's big a car. It's so bad. You don't even know what the sleeve is and you're in the middle of it you can't start over.

Yeah. Or you have to. Yeah. It's a bad spot. That's how you avoid it. I guess that's avoidable. You flag it and take the jacket off right away. But you don't.

So that's avoidable. So then that would be less. But you don't though. Because you still continue to try to get the jacket on. Right. But you'd have to stop, take it off and then do it again. Right.

That is how you avoid looking bitch. Right. But he, yeah, okay. Right. So, so I would say, because you're still, you're not choosing to do that, really. You are choosing with the drink.

And you are making a serious choice with the not hanging on to the. Yeah. You're making a life or death choice, frankly. So for that, for that reason, it's got to be one of those two. So let's summarize that. Okay, let's summarize.

Number four, at this, from, from, least, lowest to highest, okay? Opposite of the Spike Denzel movie. Lowest to highest, it's the backscratch. Number four. It's the jacket. It's the jacket. It's the subway.

Yeah. And it's the straws at the top. I mean, I wouldn't argue that. Dude, yeah, I wouldn't argue that. Sometimes you even have to do this. It's crazy. Here's another reason why the straw wins. you you can't do it

without looking bitch yeah exactly you simply can you can all of those things all of those other things except the backscratch but that's necessary

no you the subway one you can do it without being bitch it's possible it's not likely but it's possible yeah and same thing with the jacket you can take jacket off put it back on so okay so I would say yeah I would agree with you

yeah I'm I really thought this through though and I should have. Because I agree. We're on the same. Yeah. I think we are. Yeah. I think we are.

Yeah. I think what was interesting about how we arrived to where we arrived is that if in isolation, we would have, we may have come up with different things. Maybe. Because we put our heads together about it. Yeah. And really sussed it out and fleshed it out. We're like the government, man.

Yeah. We got, it's like the two of the three. Yeah. We're like our own government. Yeah. Yeah. In a really good nation. Team of rivals.

That's that's, yeah. It's like us. Heated rivalry. Yeah. He did, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the way to do it, I would say, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That was great. I would honestly talk about stuff like that for fucking weeks and weeks. So that's what this podcast is about. All right. Well, thank you very much, guys.

Appreciate you. And I'll be in Australia. I'll be in Australia. I'll be in Tacoma, Austin. St. Louis, a bunch of different places, Vancouver, Kowna, B-C, or something like that. Anyway. Colona? Colona, yeah.

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