Lifeline - 203. The Skydiving Adventures of Wesley Snipes

Episode Date: March 15, 2026

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Runk. Is that video? You, yeah. Oh, yeah, is it? Dude, that shit. I genuinely watched that, like, 15 times. Yeah, I know, it's one of those. It's one of those.

You know what it's like? It's like the sixth sense. You just got to see it again. It's blowing up. Yeah, well, it's mostly like just doing numbers. Comments and stuff, and I'm getting a lot of follows from it. John Krasinski did something similar, and it pissed me off. After me, bro.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know he saw it. I know. He had to have seen it. He's kind of. always been barking up your tree of that guy. You think? Yeah. I remember back in the day, you probably don't remember. Ashton used to be like the two funniest guys I know are you and him. And I'm sure Ashen said that to him too. Oh. And I don't remember that at all.

Which just goes to show. I mean, if you're not a comedian, it's different probably. I've had one conversation with John Krasinski and he was, let me tell you, a delight. The guy is the nicest, at least this conversation. He was charismatic, cool. I was like, oh, this guy's amazing. It was before the office. And I was like, this guy's awesome. And it was like, when I saw him get success, I was like, yeah, of course. You know who I had that about? Uh, weirdly. Chris Pratt. He was in stuff, but he was big then still. So it was before he was even on parks. Yeah. And he was like, I was like, this guy is so nice. He was also just always, I hung out. That guy, he was so drunk.

And I was like, this guy's a mess, but he's the jolliest motherfucker I've ever, man. Well, he sure cleaned his act up, dude. I mean, beyond, cleaned up and then went beyond clean. Yeah. Every time I see Chris Pratt, he goes, hey, Chris. And that's it. And he's so friendly. And I go, oh, hey, man, how are you doing?

Oh, good. And it's just like, it's been, you know, I'm saying every time it's been like three. Sure, yeah, yeah. But I'm just always like, oh, it's cool that he remembers me. But then I'm like, but then I'm like, I saw somebody today at the gym that is a woman. And I probably haven't seen her in 20 years at least, right? That's a long time. I don't, I only know her because we used to go to the same coffee shop.

So you don't even really know her. I don't know her. I don't like have her number or like know where she, I have her socials or anything. But like she's, you know, 50 something. but, you know, she was always sweet. And I'm like, I never, and I see her and I'm like, oh, that's that lady. I haven't seen it forever. And I'm like, well, she probably remembers me, right?

Because it was before I was even doing anything, right? Like, in, in, 20 years ago, that's. Yeah, 20 years ago. So, like, started lady, right? In comedy. Yeah, it was, she, I knew her when I started stand-up. Sorry to Detroit, but when did you start comedy? I was 25 years old.

Yeah, you were older. Yeah, then. And so. Jeez. That's crazy. So I was like, oh, yeah, she definitely, because I was like, maybe I'll say hi, but then I'm like, oh, because you have the thought, like, maybe she doesn't remember me,

but then I'm like, no, I remember her. And obviously she saw me on something after that. And she was like, oh, that's that guy. You know what I mean? But anyway, my point is you always, but there are so many people who I've met that I just don't remember. Dude, so. You don't remember seeing their faces?

You don't remember their names? Seeing their face. Oh, see, I'm just. I remember every face names, dude. I'll forget a name. I'll forget a name right after they introduced themselves. Well, same. But like at the gym, another guy came up to me and we'll get into it.

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you know your boy doesn't stop right yeah I would stop yet yeah so you're talking about life yeah you have stopped you know episode not really you take a break

I kind of don't oh well I'm like the marathon man when I got the merch it's good lifeladmerchcom and what we're talking about I interrupted us because I wanted to get the thing

people face his names Oh yeah, some guy at the gym was like, What's up, Chris? And I go, man, because I don't know if the person know, if I know the person or if they're just saying hi because they want to say hi because they know of me, which happens. And so I go, oh, what's up, man?

And I give him a fist bump and he says, Long time, no, C. And I go, oh, in my head, I go, oh. But that could also mean. No, either way, right? Because then he continued. Had it continued in a while. Still could go either way, right?

Technically, technically, right? Yeah. I guess you're right, actually. Did you figure it out? So maybe he saw me and I, no, I don't know who he is. Oh, yeah, okay. Maybe he was just seeing me at the gym and then saw me and this is the first time he said, hi is what you're saying?

Right, yeah. Yeah. That's a good point. But anyway, that does happen where I'm like, oh, who's this person? There's a guy I run into literally just in my part of town. I see him all the time. And he is, he's always like, I mean, the first time he came up to me. He was like, oh, man, Matt DeLean.

I was like, yeah. And he was, and he brought up this show. And he was like, dude, I'm like the biggest fan. I don't miss an episode. Oh, cool. And every time I see him, dude, every time I see him, it makes me feel so good because he says, man, the show just keeps getting better and better and better, man.

I love it so much. Every episode is better than the next. Sounds like a sober guy. Sounds like I'm making it up now that I'm saying. No, I believe you. You know what I mean? But that guy's just true. 100%.

He's got years under his belt. He does kind of dress like Shaya. So, like, maybe he's so. I guarantee that. He's definitely not wasted ever. No, I know. I'm saying he's in the program and sober. Yeah, there's no doubt.

He's in program. I'm a great detective, even by proxy like that. I love Home Depot. Yeah. What does that from? That's the Shia, dude. Oh, yeah. I love Home Depot.

Yeah. Pempo's church, dog. I actually didn't say that. See that. You didn't see that? All right. We'll do that on the next Lux. But it's just so.

I don't, I'm out of the thing where I like, I don't really watch stuff really now. But you watch TV and movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't see like clips. bro. People send me, they're like, you have, like that trend that I just posted, that's the 90s one. I know that one, but I, I don't know other. Some people don't know. That's the Google Dolls one. Yeah, a lot of, uh, where it's like, dad, what were you like in the 90s?

Yeah. And then they show you, like Kevin Bacon was show pictures of him of him in the 90s. And I did it. But I said, hey, dad, what do you like in the 90s? And I put a bunch of pictures of Wesley Snipes after me in the 90s. And Anthony made it. So, you know, I asked him to make it. it he made for me. But they were all good select, by the way. The greatest one was the last

one, which was the demolition man one. It was really good. Yeah. Especially because it was kind of pixelated. It's funny when they use like bad pics of themselves. You know what I mean? Is that the one where he was in the blonde? The shorter blonde. The last one is like in a skydiver outfit. Oh right, right, right. Right. Which is I don't know what from. Yeah. But it was funny. That was from the skydiving adventures of Westy Snipes. But, um, It's a social show. And so, no, that's what we call this episode, it's card-diving adventures of Westis' Nighter.

But that is, wait, what I was going to say is, it's so funny that Stars will just Google themselves and then use those photos. For sure. Anyway, and then, so I did that. Google Dahls themselves, yeah. And in Google Daz, they played over the Google Doss song. So it is what it is.

Anyway, I did it. And then the reason why we're talking about John Krasinski is, because right after I did it, well, not right after, a day after, half a day, he did the same joke, which is not Westisie Snipes. That would be crazy. Who did he go with? I don't know, some other actor, Asian actor. Do we know who?

Is it Randall Park? Was it Randall Park? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Less funny. Less funny choice. Less funny because Randall Park does comedy, number one. Yeah. And number two, to me, it's, I think a lot of people would think that that's more funny, but to me

it's less funny because I know that they did it because they know each other. To me it's less funny. But to people in Hollywood and to, you know, I think the people into Hollywood, they're like, oh, it's so funny because they're buddies.

And it's like an in Hollywood thing to do, which is... Nobody likes in Hollywood things except Hollywood people. Yeah. And he should have known better. No, he's super... I'm not talking shit about that. I know. I still super am on a John Krasinski team. He's amazing. Your team John? For sure. I'm team you, dude. I thought the Snipesone was killer. Well, no. Yeah, that's better. But that's fine. And if you got it for me,

that also doesn't matter because it's not even a really that unique thing anyway. Yeah. I don't like when people are like, you took the thing. It's like, dude, shut up. I hate that. How many, anything is online. Also, because anything and everything is online. Yeah, it's everyone. Everyone's going to copy someone without realizing it all the time. Right. Well, that's pretty much what I meant by this time. But also, like, remember those pages that were getting in trouble for stealing memes? Yeah, yeah, I do.

The hell were they called. Jerry, yeah. And then the fat Jew, right, wouldn't it? Fat Jew-Jew-ish. I don't know that one, but I know. Fat Jewish. I might just be an anti-Semite. Yeah, you're speaking about.

No, yeah. No, it was one. And he. The fat Jewish. He would just post pictures, memes that he just found. And like, you'd see them and you'd go, oh, yeah, that's a meme he found. And then all of a sudden people were like, I need credit. It's like, I don't agree with that shit.

I know comics when, like some comics were like, fuck these motherfuckers. I'm like, bro, if you're upset because someone stole your meme, work harder. Yeah. Also. They stole my memes. But also, like, you don't. The internet's for everyone. Exactly.

Meme is not something you, like, wrote. Remember a long time ago we got an argument with Chris, actually, Chris, the producer, he was talking about how, like, memes are the new version of storytelling. And we were like, dude, shh. Wow, I vaguely remember that. I must have not been in person with him. I would have knocked you out. No, it was on text.

Yeah. Yeah. I must have been on the road. I would have driven to his house. Yeah, no, we dogpiled his ass. And he ended up kind of walking it back because it's obviously a horse shit thing to say. But, like, that's, the new storytelling. Like, what do you even mean?

What do you even mean? What do you even meme? Oh, jinxed it. Well, no, I did it a little bit after. Like John Crizzikzi did for me. But anyway. Yeah, so I don't, sometimes I don't know people. I wish there was, because you know that whole thing where people are like,

I've heard it a few times. It was like, oh, they, that this person pretended not to remember me or not to know me, you know, like you just how like somebody will big time someone like that. Oh, yeah, sure. I've never done that in my life. and I never I never I don't think I would that's a stupid that's a I'm insecure but that's the insecure that I just am not right oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I remember you I just wouldn't do that unless I was like you know possessed possible but yeah I just don't understand that but I know people do do that I guess I can blow somebody up right now that does that Yeah, but I'm not gonna do it. A famous person?

Yeah. Oh yeah, I think you did a version of it that was so unbelievably egregious. I was like, you're the biggest asshole in the world. Yeah. Wow. Not to me to somebody I know. Anyway, whatever. So, uh, I'll do that on my own, on my own show.

I don't like to blow people up on this show. Oh, wow, you know. But tuning in a Matt stuff. Yeah, yeah, that was a plug. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, but for real. I, uh, oh, I have to tell you this. Okay. I was in coffee shop.

No shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is the most no shit. shit story of me in a while. Okay. Okay. Just, I'm setting you up for that. Okay. I'm ready. I was in a coffee shop. It's strapped in. And I got a coffee. I sat down. I had just brought Calvin to school. I meet my oatmeal and I'm checking chat GPT. I open chat GPT. Okay. And chat GPT starts by saying, out loud.

Lately, we've been talking a lot about your chest exercises and nutrition. Do you need any help with that? Unprompted? Yeah. It just said it? I don't, I must have triggered it. Right. Yeah, right, right.

I don't know how. That's a weird, yeah. Chest exercises. And I immediately was like, oh, that's so embarrassed. But then I realized, I don't, it's actually not at all. all embarrassing. I do not care. Who cares, yeah. And I went through all these thoughts really quickly because I'm like, oh, I'm a comedian. I've been in so many situations that have been embarrassing that this is

nothing. Yeah. And then out loud, I just said, sorry guys, to everybody. There's like seven people in there. I said, sorry, guys, chat. GPT is my trainer. A crazy person. And then I just go, I started thinking, like, how embarrassing that would be for like just somebody that would be not a comedian or a performer and like a lady a lady you know just tossing ladies in there just a 40 year old lady if that happened she would be mortified it's interesting i i'm i didn't used to be like this and this is not remotely bragging is it just i don't think i can get embarrassed anymore i i do feel the same way yeah you have a good reason though right yes i You know what I mean? You've exercised that muscle so much.

For me, I'm just like, I don't got time to be. Like, what am I going to do? Yeah, no. I mean, I think a lot of it comes with age. Yeah, sure. But, yeah. But, yeah, no, I 100% don't. Dude, it's just, even as devastating as 2020 was for me.

Sure. I just go. Well, speaking of working the muscle, I mean. It's all right. Yeah. They don't know. I mean, Matthew McConnell. Yeah.

They don't know me. I know me. You know, I don't, people fucking say stuff about me on, under comments. I just, I, I, I just have really worked that muscle, man. I just don't get fucking embarrassed, which is like a superpower, honestly. Yeah, it's hard for people overcome, yeah.

Got deep shame, but I don't feel embarrassment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's different, though. Totally, yeah. We should start, right? I'm good enough, yeah. So let's start. There we go.

Right here. Getting sucked. Oh, just got busted, just busted. Look at that. I have a son. I have a son. About three and a half. Gonna have another one in the months.

Keeps asking why. Hey, let's go brush your teeth. Why? Mm-hmm, yeah. How do I want to not go crazy? Well, Calvin went through that. I think that's a right of passage. Yeah.

There's that great bit that Louis does. I don't think he's not. Where his son keeps asking him why, and he just goes into this hole of, you know, it ends up being like, because when. Right, right. You know, I think I have seen whatever you chase after it never comes true. You know, like whatever the fuck you're saying.

It's all depressing a dead. But it's great, great bit. And so he did it on his show too. Remember that show, Lucky Louie? Oh, yeah. Yeah. With his kid, he did it on there. I actually would think about this when Calvin, he still does it sometimes.

Now he's just turned six. So I say, you know why. Yeah, well, six is different. Unless it's, you know, why is, you know, something he doesn't know. But I say, you know why. But I also go, I also, before that, now I'd say, why do you think? Because I want, again, six, you can do that. Yeah, you can do it with six.

But even at five, I would do it before, I would try to not end up saying because I said so. Good parenting. But I think I probably have said it like one or two. Sure, yeah. I mean, you know, it's just like. At a certain point. Yeah. after six times of asking why you have to brush your teeth, you go, because I said so.

I think if you're asking, how do you not lose your mind? I think, just in my very limited experience with toddlers, I would say that's literally when they are understanding, coming into understanding of like what the limits are on what they're coming out of a phase of like literally being a part of you, an extension of you into being a self and they're like, well, if I'm my own thing, why do I have to do what you want? And it seems like a natural progression of that in my mind. I'm no expert. But like it just seems like classic boundary limit testing.

And if you think of it in terms of just like a stage of life, it might be easier to just be like, okay, I'm not getting needled. Yeah. I'm getting like this is just like him. learning the things he needs to learn. And honestly, the only way you learn those things, unfortunately, is by asking why. Dude, you got to, yeah, because like,

whoever understood everything about the universe would be annoyed with us asking why. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, oh, dude, remember the, because I said so. Remember the, remember the, the, the, the, the Tim Meadows, 20 questions. Dude, that's what I was just going to bring up. Really? It's just right now. I was going to say, I was going to bring up is, you know what's, you know, what's even funny

than the Louis bit is the, is Chris, Tim Meadow is doing the, why? The Brian Gumble, 20 questions? Dude!

Remember the one with Culeo? I remember none of them. Let's watch him on the luxury. Okay. Because dude, those were so funny. He was playing Bryant Gumble? He was being Brian Gumble.

Okay, okay. And it was just 20 questions of Brian Gubble and his celebrity. Every, the first question, and then every question after that was why. So 19 of them were why. And he'd say it the exact same way he'd go.

Why? Every single time. Man, we laughed, bro. And by like the ninth one, they'd get so many. They'd be like, what, you know. You know what, dude? Tim Meadows is so funny, bro.

Yes, yes. God. Yes. I mean, I still think the ladies' men is maybe maybe the funniest SNL spin-off movie. Oh, movie, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I also like Tennis is one of my favorite jokes. Yeah, it's funny. I think about it all the time.

Do you really? Dabbitt, what is this? Oh, that says the butt and I also like Tennis. It's the funniest, funniest fucking thing in the way he delivers it. It's so funny. It's really good. It's really good. All right, next one.

Hey, Chris and Matt. I absolutely love the podcast. Thank you for the help last time. I'll get right to the point here. I just moved to a very remote area in Colorado. And I have a few neighbors, but they're kind of far away. And we all live on a big plot of land. So I really need to introduce myself to them.

But they all have gates and long driveways. And it's not an area where you should just like, walk through the gate. Just like go up to their front door because I don't want to get shot. Yeah, sure. So I need a very creative way to drones. You know, introduce myself, say, hey, I'm new to the neighborhood. Maybe here's my phone number, whatever, but I just don't know how to do it.

Definitely going to need some help with your creativity here. Yeah, any suggestions would be great. Thank you. Shirtless so they see the guns on your, on your chest. Or maybe naked so that they see you don't have guns. Oh, yeah. I'm new. backwards so they know you're not hiding, not hiding anything in a butthole.

Right, yeah. Spreading the cheeks like Ace Ventura. I'm a new guy around here. Don't lead with that. Naked with your dick flopped off to one of the sides of the horseback. Then you will get shot. I'm the new guy around here is aggressive. You know what I mean? I'm the new guy.

But you have to say it like that. I'm the new guy around here. Like, your intonation is whether you like it or not. You don't say that part, though. That's not good advice. That's a way to get shot. Go with a boner on the horse. That is a way to get shot twice.

Holding it at the bono. You know, I'm the new guy around here. You would get shot before you and finish that sentence, you know? That's it. And then have drones come in and bring pieces of paper with your number on it. I think leave a, leave like a little note on the gate. And then, I am the new guy around here. And if I were.

in person, I'd be on horseback holding my boner. Just, just the worst new neighbor, you know. Come on, Bob for some bread. Worst meal, worse meal. No, yeah, that's a, that's actually a good question. It is a good question. I mean, people feel this even when they're on top of each other. Like, when I moved into my house, I was like, what do I want to be kind?

I want to be, you know, a good neighbor. I want to introduce myself. but I also don't want to be like in the middle of their shit. Wake up. In their room. Hey, dude, good morning. I live down on the other side of the thing anyway. Still holding your burner?

Oh, I mean, you know. I'm the new guy around here. I'm the new guy around here. Let me know if you need anything. Come over for some bread sometime. Uh, yeah. I don't know. Leave a note.

leave a note I'm a new guy around here leave a note dude yeah leave a note in the mailbox or attach it to tape it to the gate whatever you got going on I mean that's such a boring answer but like

I fully fully can understand why you don't want to just be like whatever you don't want to go in the gate you don't want to just buzz and be like hey from an acre away you know what I mean like I'm the new neighbor in the intercom

you know like I don't know what the deal is but like, just leave a note. Be like, hey, I'm so-and-so. I live here. I just want to introduce myself. Like, maybe come by. Maybe you want to come by sometimes say hi. Open door policy.

Come say, hey, something like that. You know what I mean? Yeah, I wouldn't even do anything, bro. Okay, well, I would just be like, I want to be a guy who they go, finally, they go, like, who's that guy? What's he all about? You know, start over, bro. You know what I'm saying?

He's in a remote town. He's a famous guy. Start over. But that's him start. This is not preclude him from starting over. I know, but I'm saying have fun with it and start over. Yeah, but you don't want to alienate. I'm from Liverpool.

You don't want to alienate your neighbors coming up on horseback with a boner. I'm a new guy around here. I'm from, I'm from Liverpool. So if you want, if you need any strumpets, come by. You know? Do you know what a strumpet is? What? It's British, right?

Yeah, it's like, well, no, strumpet is, no. You think of crumpet. Crumpet. Crumpet. A strumpet. I mean, crumpet. Trumpet. Calling a hooker or a sex worker, right?

Yeah, come over for some strumpets. But you bring them. Yeah. Just so many ways to get shot. You bring the strumpets. All of your advice is how to get shot. You bring the strumpets. I'm ready.

With a bonner? Yeah. With the bonner on horseback. So bitch, so bitch. Wow. With your bonner hitting your chest. I've got the crumpets, you've got the strumpets. Seeing a little bit.

Gorillus. Open door policy. So bitch, dude. Oh, no. You know? Yeah, I get it. Yeah. We got it.

He was trying to stay stationary, but the horse. But when you bounce that much, yeah. Yeah. Involuntary. Oh, have the strumpas come by later, actually. Give me a few hours. I'm all good. Give me a few else.

Ah, man. Bye, boy, I'll get the crumpets now. Anyway. The fucking neighbors are just in their house looking at each other like, what the fuck? We got to move. Oh, he's going so fast at the end. Did he just bust a nut on himself? We got to move.

Oh, fuck. Well, it's great advice. I think take my advice. It's not that, but up to you, dude. It'll be all right either way. Yeah, next one. Hey, guys, we want to talk you about Legends. It's a free-to-play social casino and sports book.

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You don't remember me. I was on an earlier episode called Craming with Style. Salacious. But quick question. Just wanted to get your guys thoughts on the new game of three. own show called A Night of the Seven Kingdoms. I just finished it. I think it's maybe one of the best first seasons I've ever seen.

I love it, dude. I haven't seen it. Great source or have a good reference point on shows to you guys. No, it's cool. It's unreal. And if you haven't seen it, highly recommend it. But if you have, want to know what you think. Thanks.

He would, like, befriend your wife to take her. And then when it worked, and you'd be like, he was friends with us. And then you'd go to him and he would be. completely different. He would just be like, I don't see the problem here. Yeah. He'd be like, that's how life works.

Yeah, that's... I'm sorry, what did I do wrong? Natural selection. Yeah, that's how life works. Yeah. And you'd be so mad. Yeah. Now, let me just say something.

This is truly I don't know. I haven't seen it. I'm pretty sure you haven't seen it. But guess what? Yeah, he's wrong? Anthony has. Anthony, how is it? Oh, that's it.

How is it? It's amazing. Okay, well, I knew the fuck yeah, do it. I love it, dude. So let me just say something about... Wait, I'm sorry, is it a Game of Thrones spin-off? Yeah, it is. It is, okay.

Oh, I know what that is, yeah, yeah, okay. I have not seen it. Could I watch that without finishing Game of Thrones and... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It has nothing to do with any characters. Well, I mean... Well, I need it does Seinfeld. I mean, it, yeah.

It's not... Seinfeld's also a Game of Thrones spin-off. Shee! What the heck? Why did you stand me with the... I mean the most hacky fucking bit imaginable dude

that's like an 80s comic would be like you got Sanveld and Game the Thrones I was watching a song to go to be I had a dream that they were both together Oh Boom boom boom boom boom boomer Whoa I was crazy loud honestly

It was really crazy loud Yeah Kramer's loud No Kramer as the dragon Ah My God God damn

That shocked the shit on me twice I love how we decided The joke is hacking And I'm still milking it Yeah All right so Dude fucking Shing

Da-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun D'n-dun-dun-tah What's happening there? Someone's in the show Oh, somebody else stopping I thought somebody stepping himself in the neck Because what the fuck is this show? Oh, fuck it.

Oh, shit, dude. Oh, God, that's so funny. What is Seven Night of the Seven Dances about? Whatever the fuck. Or who's the spin-off? Is it like before? Game of Thrones or after? It's before.

Yeah, I don't do that shit. It's in between House of the Dragon and Game of Thrones. Nerd. No, but for real, keep going. And whereas House of the Dragon and Game of Thrones focus on like 20 different characters and like seven different subplots, this show is just one guy. Oh. And it's his story.

He's a comedian in New York City. And who is the... Well, it's thy problem. It's a guy who... wants to be like a knight. He's like really noble and really like he just wants to be. And he's not at all tethered to the original source material. So it's just in the universe.

It's in the world of. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. He's in the books, I guess. Like they reference him in Game of Thrones actually like once. But he's not in it. But he's not some main pivotal character.

He's just a knight. Wow. So, okay. Does the same actor play? Oh, he's not in the show. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I liked Game of Thrones.

So I just, I can't. I can't continue with the fantasy expansion universe thing. Like, it's like, what am I going to? There's, there's going to be more. Oh, yeah. What am I going to keep going? The thing is, what was his name? The guy who did it, made it, Game of Thrones?

George R. Martin? The author? Yeah, like, he's older and they're just kind of like milking him now at this point, but I don't know how much he has to do with this. Oh, zero probably, right? Maybe I have no idea. Maybe not because people love it. Well, the thing about the original Game of Thrones series is that he was supposed to have finished the books in time before them to do the final season.

He didn't. And so they had to do the final two on their own. It was David Benioff. I forget his writing partner. And that's why everyone was like, well, these suck because it wasn't, it was them sort of extending what Martin had done to the best of their ability. But like, if you don't have Martin's source, it's like, what do you even really have? obviously this is a totally different thing so you can create it from the ground up

but when you're trying to extend something that is legendary that everybody loves and is like ready to have the chapter closed and then it's like wait what the fuck is that was my reaction at least and I know a lot of people had that reaction to the end of Game of Thrones so yeah

it's so I guess he did have some... Apparently it's based on his novellas oh cool yeah yeah yeah but so one thing that's super funny is Oh, co-creator. He's a co-creator of it.

Wow. Okay. One of the thing that's super funny is finishing a series and immediately thinking it's one of the best series of all time. Because you don't, you know, it's like. Yeah, it's like, it's like, that's like one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. Your adrenaline is.

It takes time, bro. I remember one time I, this was literally, I mean, how long ago did the first Fast and Furious come out? I was in probably, I was probably in eighth or ninth grade, something like that, 10th grade maybe? and I talked to I was talking to a friend who had just seen it

and he said it's the best movie ever made and I laughed because I was like he's kidding oh he wasn't kidding and then and then he looked at me and he wasn't kidding

I could tell he wasn't kidding and I was like whoa but you just saw it have you seen three movies like well how do you gauge you need a little bit of distance he had just come from the theater

oh wow wow the best movie ever made cinematic best movie ever made yeah cinematically Story, we want to go pound for pound story wise? What year? Yeah, what year was that?

2001, okay. So, no, I guess I was 7, 18, yeah. It was the best mate. I would argue, I could, I could understand arguing it's the best fast and furious movie ever made. At that point it was. At that point, it was for sure that. Yeah.

But, yeah, RAP Paul Walker, huh? That's terrible. Yeah. But let's just face facts. It's not the best thing. No, no, no, no. By any means, does anybody think that? He does.

His name is Danny Cho. Yeah, but he's seen more movies since then, though. So what if he still thinks it? He's like, actually Transformers took the fucking... Terminal three. Yeah. Yeah, it's... But yeah, you gotta let that shit marinate, you know?

Yeah, I believe you do. And then you gotta watch it again. Yeah. To be really called your favorite movie or best movie, you gotta watch it again. You can't see something once and be like, that's the best movie ever made. Okay. I think more than once, but it's got to be at least one more time. Okay.

Yeah. You know what I mean? I guess so, yeah. I have a thing, though, sometimes where it's like really good movies, I'm like, that's amazing. I'm never going to watch it again. Sure. Okay, you do, too? I get that, yeah.

Braveheart was like that. I was just going to say Braveheart. Really? Yeah, that's really weird. Yeah. I'm like, oh, this is amazing. I will never watch this movie again. I'll just never watch it again.

Thank you. Thank you, movie once. Have I told my Mel Gibson story here? No. Oh. It's a longer version. We went to it on luxury? Yeah, but just real quick, a little part of it involved that game.

What's that game? You put the card. Heads up, yeah. You put the card on your head. No, no, no, no. Your phone, right? It is your phone. Yeah.

We were doing the phone. Right. There's an app for. Yeah. And so he, just this part. The story gets way better and way crazier, but just this part, it was the movie theme. I was on Mel's team, okay?

I didn't even know that was going to be there, first of all, which was crazy. And we end up on the same team playing heads up. It's Hollywood movie, blockbuster, whatever. And he holds the thing on his head. And on his head. on. It just says brave heart. You gotta be kidding me. I don't remember that. You don't remember the part? I don't remember you telling me that part. That's one of the best parts. You got to be kidding me.

Dude, and I just literally, I freeze and I just go, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, Oscar. And he goes, brave, right. And he goes, you got to be kidding me. It was so surreal. You got to be kidding me, dude. You got to be kidding me. That really happened. That is, I swear on my life. It was, that is unreal. That is just. I mean, that is just. I mean, that's, it's, I mean, that's, it's, That's a mental burn in my brain image forever. I don't say this. That is, that is epic for you. It was insane.

It was insane. Plus, he was standing over me so close to me and it was so weird already. But, like, he was, I was sitting on a big puppy chair. I play William Wallace. Like, what the fuck? You. Yeah. Yeah.

I like had a brain for, I was just like, you, you, you, you, Oscar. And he just goes, Brainfurt. You know? That is just. Why were you in the same room as Mel Gibson? It's a whole crazy weird stuff. He got invited to a friend's house. He was like, just a bunch of young artists are going to be there.

You should stop by. My girlfriend was out of town and he knew. And I was like, I, oh, you all, Papa. Walk in the door. Nobody's there. And then just immediately I see the back of this old guy, gray hair. And I'm like, that's not a young artist. Am I in the wrong place?

I checked the door. It's the right number. Oh, really? And then the guy just turns around and obviously you don't, you don't not recognize Mel Gibson. And he turns around, makes it beeline towards me and just goes, hi, hi, I'm Mel. And I literally. was so taken aback. I knew the guy who invited me, I knew he wrote from with Mel. So I knew, I wasn't like, what the fuck? But I was still like, what the fuck. Because I didn't know he was

coming and there was nobody else there. And, and he goes, hi, I'm Mel. And I just literally, again, was so taken aback. I just go, oh, I know. And I shake his hand. I say, I'm that. It was, it was, from then, it was just get way crazier. Even crazy in the braveheart. We'll tell on the luxury. But that, that was, that's like when I can only compare that to when I got invited to Sylvester Stallone's fucking house. That's also a crazy story. Yeah. Did you do archery with him and like Arnold or something?

Yeah, not. No, actually, yes. Yeah. No, archery with him, Arnold didn't do it. Arnold was kind of too cool that day, but, you know, he's also old. Yeah. So Stallone was just like, uh, hey. Yeah, right.

Hey. I walked in. I'm like, what the fuck? That's got to be weird. It was so weird. Awesome. Nice is, fuck, but. Wasn't there like some legendary, wasn't Mike Tyson there or something?

No. Bond boxer. was there? Oh, Sugar Ray Leonard was there. Yeah. Oh, wow. I mean, what a mix. I remember seeing like yours and Brian's story that day before I even knew you guys and I was just like, what the fuck? Yeah, that's a very weird. And then when

Sylvester Stallone posted it, he posted everybody's name, but he wrote for Brian Callahan, he wrote Brian Callahan. No. Yeah. That's too funny. Yeah. He got everybody's name right, obviously, everybody's. Even mine, except for Brian Callahan.

I mean, that's just too good. Isn't that hilarious? Brian's in a picture like, you know? Callahan, dude. So dick, you know. Yeah, fuck him. So, uh, anyway. All right.

Next one. As I sat there sleeping, getting stroked by my owner. Okay. I wondered how bitch is it to do crafts publicly with your girlfriend? Like sit at a table and paint a vase. Oh, crafts. You know, like, I'll do it because I care so deep. deeply about her only on certain occasions of course but people are walking by and I'm like

cupping the balls of the vase trying to paint fucking top of his face on it so I wonder Chris and Matt oh as I awoke I wondered would Chris and Matt rate this on a scale of one to ten that is an amazing cat by the way yeah that's one of those things though that is really only bitch if you're bitch about it. I couldn't agree more. I'd be honest, inherently, that's not bitch.

Yeah, inherently that's not bitch. I understand why you'd think it is because it's got a theme for, it's for, you know, kind of people understand that it's like a woman or a kid thing, but like,

yeah, it's, you can be doing that and not be bitch. You can absolutely be doing that. Exactly, yeah. So it's, it's dependent on, yeah,

so I don't agree. Well, I don't know if he said how bitch is it. So that's how bitch is it. is. I think it's just it's just about exactly, yeah. Yeah. How you do it and how you feel about doing it and how visible it is and how you feel about

doing it. Like you doing it, you'd be painting the thing. It wouldn't be bitch. But if you took the guy before this who was like going to stab you in the front and take your wife, he might be bitch. I mean, I guess I don't know how he does stuff, but he might be like, what's a problem? Well, if he's a sociopath, maybe he wouldn't be bitch. True.

Which he is because he takes your wife and doesn't care. Yeah. But yeah, no, there's a version of it where you can do, you can be bitch. And the same guy can be bitch doing it and also not bitch doing it is if you're just in certain mindsets. Yes. Oh, right. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. So it's more of a mood thing. It's a mind over matter thing. Yeah. Which is not all bitch scenarios, you know, if you're on the subway, jostling around because you stop and you're not holding the bar. There's no choice.

Yeah. You're bitch. Mind doesn't matter. It's not mind over matter. Yeah. So good question, though. Good question. Great cat, too.

Okay, let's go next one. What's up, Chris and Matt? My name's Mark, and I'm pissed. So now what's going to happen is I'm going to tell you why I'm pissed. Great. Okay. So I'm listening to the most recent episode where you're talking about how women prefer dad bods in men. And you're saying it doesn't really make logical sense, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah. You're wrong. All good. Great. Now I'm going to tell you why you're wrong. Great. So people with more fat are more likely to survive things like famine, things like illness. I fucking can't stand when somebody goes down this road, dude.

I love it. Why? I love when they go down this road. Okay, go ahead. What do you mean by this road? Dude, we're not living in famine. I'll tell you why I like it after this. Okay, okay.

The sense of security, when women are choosing a partner, that's quite favorable. also they tend to be larger so more competitive in the male competitive hierarchy they also tend to be more comfortable within themselves and within society you know they don't care as much about what people think about them being chubby they don't care as much about you know having a six-pack and being shredded these are all synthesized metrics and they only matter to men because men understand how difficult these things are to obtain it's not something that is valuable to women when choosing a partner. So I understand what you're saying.

Do you? I understand your point about being jacked and, you know, being more favorable because you're jacked. And it's just not right, though. Yes, it is. Oh, sorry. You're wrong. I like the attitude.

And those are made up metrics that don't actually mean anything to most women, if that makes sense, which it does. So. I really like that guy's being. Yeah, me too. But he's my enemy. And I don't, I don't. It's just, no, it's just, well, there's different ways to quantify it.

But like, if you're talking about women wanting to sleep with you, which is, I think, what everybody means. Well, attraction, sure. Yeah. That's the down. Period. I'm right. Look.

Well, first of all, to, what should be obvious is that. we're talking about women like it's some monolithic taste okay like yeah yeah yeah there's a wide variety in what women like okay so this is not about any individual or even subgroup people have fat kinks you know right exactly so so but what he's saying yeah is is true yes about evolutionarily what's what things signal to other people in this case the opposite sex right buildings with the internet. Right, but, but, but brains don't rewire as fast as the industrial revolution. Maybe if you're talking about or the internet, 1950, but it's 2026. Right, but brains don't, brains don't evolve in 70 years spans is what I'm saying. That's what he said. I understand,

that's what he's saying, but also look at the trends, dude. It was skinny women, it was fat women, all of a sudden Lizzo was on fucking cosmopolitan and now it's back to fucking, you know, yeah, but nobody wanted to fuck Lizzo. I know, but they were trying to push that agenda. That doesn't, but that doesn't mean it was. True. But remember the fashion icons of the fucking 90s, 2000s? They were sticks, dude. Remember Jennifer Addison? She was a stick. And now it's women with dump trucks because of Instagram and Lizzo. Right. These are trends. What he's saying is something more foundational than that, which is what having what in this case, I don't, I hate this term, dad bod. I don't know. It's amorphous. I don't even know what that means on it. Yeah. It just means you're not cut. You might have a little bit of extra weight on you, I guess. I guess so. Yeah. I don't know how it feels, but... Yeah, sure. And I agree directionally with him,

but I also think that culturally now, there is a thing where Fitspo shit has led to that being more of the ideal, at least on the surface for both women and men, I guess, honestly. But like in this case, what he's talking about is, It is true. I mean, it is true. Historically. And historically and evolutionarily, and in many parts of the world, not that that applies

to what we're talking about. Like, there are places in the world right now that if you're, Chris Rock had a hell, it's an amazing bit about this. It's a variation on it. But it's like, that thing about like, when he looks to America, people from not from America look to America. He's like, y'all got fat people. Yeah.

Like, you know, like that is like a thing that is like a sought after like amazing thing. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. But there are like places all over the world are like the bigger you are. Yeah.

It's a sign of wealth. It is a sign of a position of power. But yeah. And those things also matter. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I understand. But I'm talking about,

I'm talking about physical attraction. Which is a luxury, I would argue. And I think a lot of people don't necessarily have that luxury. So for a lot of people, it's not about some woman. Not every woman's going to be able to fuck Henry Cavell. You know what I'm saying? Like he might be like, the ultimate male form,

whatever the fuck you want to call it. I mean, I don't know. I just call it to me, but. But also not everyone's going to fucking find him attractive. He also blinks slow. It's kind of corny. Okay, man. You know, has such deeper issues with Henry King.

He thinks he should have been Superman. No, I just think he, you know, you know. Wanted to be the Witcher so then. No, it's just. Audition for the Witcher. I didn't, but. Put himself on tape for the Witcher. I just don't know, man.

I don't know about him being the Witcher. I don't know about him being... I mean, he's fine at Superman. Has a dartboard at home with Henry Cavill's face as the bozai. In the Witcher. Yeah. It's neither of you are exactly right. Yeah.

It's both. And it depends on the person. I hate to be that. It sounds like I'm hedging. I think I'm more right though. Okay, well, obviously you do, but, uh, because you're you and also you, your chat GPD is your trainer. I also believe no one. Okay.

I only have my own ideas. I believe no one. Okay. It creates so many arguments for me. Yeah, that sounds bad. It sounds bad for your life. Yeah. Yeah.

I just don't, I, I know, but I don't argue with you. I go, oh, okay. And I go, in my head, I go wrong. And then I'm literally like, if they disagree with you, around me enough. Or if it's a thing. thing you would never heard before. That kind of thing. What if it's a thing you've never heard before? Like what? Oh, I don't know. No, a fact? Yeah. Like, no, I might take that. Okay, okay. Yeah.

But if it's like that kind of thing, I go wrong, won't argue. Who cares? I'm right. And then if you're around me enough, you sense that I'm like that. And that's where the argument starts. That's where the arguments start. From them to you? Like, yeah. Right. You don't respect me, do you? Right. Right. And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wrong. Don't fucking. Biggest dick of all time. Yeah. I mean the biggest. Imagine. Imagine saying that is someone who you're like very close with, you know? Doing the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, I do.

Wrong. I just, yeah, don't. I don't, I don't know, man. I don't. He was fine as Superman, the new guy's better. Ah! As a dartboard. Yeah.

So, all right. Well, my, you know what I don't like? Oh, boy. Is when all of the superheroes have to be fucking jacked. I agree with that. If you're super, if you're super, I go ahead. I know what you're going to say. If you can do superhuman things, an extra 20 pounds of muscle isn't going to matter.

And that's a lot. That's really good, actually. That's really. Oh, because of the extra 20 pounds of muscles, he can catch a rocket? No, just make him a fat slug. who cares you can throw a semi god that's so true that's such a good point it's just it's so annoying that you know in the 80s it was christopher ritz yeah for it he had a fine body you know that's good yeah whatever and and and michael keaton or well he was batman so he's no denounced whatever's

but yeah it would always be like a guy like that and now it's got to be like either a ripped guy or an actor and they go we got we got a year and a half to make him look like fucking conan yeah right yeah yeah that's really it's so So stupid. That is weird. That's so a thing I would think and I've weirdly never once had that thought. Oh, really? Yeah.

I thought that's what you were going to say right now. Well, I realized that when you started talking, I was like, I know what you're going to say. Yeah. Because I couldn't. No, I think about that. It's like, dude, you know, and I know comics have changed in it, but it's like a whole, it's so stupid. It's even stupid in the comics.

Make them whatever. Make them whatever. Why does Aquaman, a guy who can breathe underwater? need doubts like that. From what? Dude. It's a good question. I mean,

I would love... You have some push sharks? You can do that with mine. Be a skinny, frail, bitch ass. That'll be really an interesting direction for Marvel or DC to take with any of the franchises, I suppose. Yeah. Just to hire like, yeah.

Casey Affleck. Yeah, Casey Affleck, yeah. Superman, yeah. And leave his body as it is. Yeah, Casey Affleck as... the Hulk and then just paint him green. Like, why's, you know what I mean? Hey.

Well, the Hulk's the only one that does. Just boring in the Hulk as the Hulk. Hey. The Hulk's the only one you do need muscles. The Hulk's the only one you do any muscles. I mean, yeah, but I'm... I guess. But I know what you're saying, yeah, obviously.

Didn't mean to fuck you out. No, that's a good point, though. The rip is. It's just, it's just, you know what it is. It's an ego thing, you know? they just want to be ripped. Also, it's just the way it is now. So like if a studio is going to make a new one,

they're like, you got to be ripped because they're all ripped. Well, we want to shoot. Green Lantern was ripped, you know? We want to shoot in the summer of 2030 so we can pick kind of anybody. Yeah, right, yeah. We'll just get him in fucking camp now.

What's that comedian's name? He did it? Your friend. Kumil. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He got yoked. And it's like, well, you don't need to be yoked. Just be what you are.

Yeah, I'm a big. Camel fan but no I know I know you're not he needed to for the role right it wasn't him yeah yeah yeah I think that dude is one of the best hilariously yoked yeah one of the best comedy leads period right now wow look at that one look at that's incredible jacky-doodle dandied right there dude look at him wow oh that's hilarious wow the before and after oh my god Look at the fucking shoulders. Yeah. The light's hitting them nice, though.

I know, but, you know. Light sitting them real nice. There's a part of the gym where the light hits me really nice. Okay, well, Orlando. Obviously brought it back to you. The delts. It's all about the delts. Obviously brought it back to you at the gym, but all good.

All right, let's do one more before we keep talking about you at the gym. What's up, guys? Couple things. No hair. First of all, the amount that you guys misunderstand the simplest submissions is completely agonizing to listen to. And whatever you pay, Mocko, you should pay him more because if it wasn't for him, you guys would both not know what the hell the question was and just give the worst advice

possible. So pay him more. And my main question is I was listening to an episode, like 10 episodes ago or something. And you guys were talking about how there's, you know, purple eyes and you just looked it up. And it's a thing for sure. And Matt even, like, has met someone with purple eyes. And Chris, you were still skeptical. Like it takes you more to get to like 100% trusting people.

And I'm the exact same way. Just talking about that. And I actually find it extremely frustrating. Like, that's how I am too, but I don't like it. I hate not being able to just take people's word for anything. That's funny. That's cool. Like, even though I want to, I just can't do it.

So how do you deal with that? Like, I don't even really know. But just how do you, like, does that bother you? Because it bothers me so much. And, Chris, I saw you. I think it was your first show after COVID and all that in Phoenix at the Celebrity Theater. That was great. I actually.

And just keep talking about the gym. because it's interesting and Matt, I'm sorry that I said that, but you look really handsome today. So maybe we can move past it. And yeah, love you guys. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Bing bang, bing bong. I was going to say just real quick.

De Niro, De Niro. I started out saying, fuck this guy, not just because he said it look, handsome. I was going to say by the end, I warmed up to him. I mean, fucking buttered you up, you know? No, no, I was planning on saying that anyway, but go ahead. But he's speaking basically to you because I'm not like that. Right. I'm not like bullshit.

Tourette's. At the BAFTAs. Go ahead. Yeah. But you don't not like that about yourself. I guess if I thought about it. That's a good instinct to not like that about yourself. No, I guess if I thought about it.

Yeah, I don't like a very... I don't like it about myself. It's a sign of a very like critical mind to real... No, him. To realize that you do that and be like, I don't know if I'd like that about myself. Yeah. I do that with.

other things but with that I think that that's probably I wonder if I think it's I don't know if it's hurt me more than it's benefited me but I just don't believe you hurt you more for sure yeah I don't believe people when they talk because why because what the fuck are they saying dude depends on what they're saying like well you know what I'm saying like you can't just blanket wholesale you can't wholesale you can't wholesale just fucking say everything everyone says is horseshit how do you get out on the world. Yeah, I know. I know what you're saying and I know your side and I know that that's what you say for this, but I also think, like, we're just supposed to believe that cell phones work

the way they do because companies said that and or somebody, the maker of them make that and there's a satellite orbiting. Okay. Oh, okay. It doesn't. Oh, all right. That, yeah. I do, I will believe that, but there is a part of my mind where I go, ha, what the fuck are you saying? How do you know? How do you know? Who are you? Oh, you're a guy at the gym?

Oh, dude, I bumped in you at Starbucks. Oh, thanks for telling me how cell phones were. And what are you? What do you? What are you bumped in at Starbucks? And what do you do? Oh, you work at, oh, oh, you're a personal trainer. Oh, oh, okay.

And even if you work at Verizon. Oh, you got the job there, and now you know there's satellites at orbit to Earth? Oh, have you ever seen them? But I will believe you because it's just too much, it's too much work to not. And I also don't care, don't care how cell phones work. So, okay, if that you could tell me, okay, do I believe you? 80%. Okay, well, that's different.

80%. 80%, borderline 60%. It's not good to be the opposite of what you're saying you were, which is to believe everything everyone says. It's just like there's a discernment thing. And I actually get the impulse to be like, what the fuck does anybody know? Nobody knows what's talking about? But at the same time, you kind of, it's the social contract. You kind of got to take it in and accept the possibility that it's right, is all I'm saying. Now, should you be upset with yourself for being the way you are? I would, I would say no, because it's how you naturally are. What are you going to do? Fucking be angry with you,

you. That doesn't help you just walking around. Fuck, I didn't believe that guy. Fuck me. I wish I didn't believe that people more. But I could see how that would be as one gets older, that would be annoying to you. If you're like that, how that could be annoying to you. It's like, why am I

so dismissive of what everyone says? It sounds kind of like what he's saying. Most of the things that people tell you are not facts. They just say things, right? Like if you're just with someone, they'll just be saying stuff. That I would say most of it is not facts. Like either they're telling you, well, no, I guess maybe they would be.

But like, I think you're right. I think you're right about that. Maybe. But like. I don't think it's like 95. They're like prison usually. Yeah. Everything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, like, like, I mean, how many times does somebody say something anywhere and it's wrong? So many fucking times that it's unbelievable. This is literally just reading an article yesterday. about how there's this massive crisis in the world of science. Like even like Stanford, Harvard level scientific experience where there's this site, I figure what it's called.

Pornhub. No, it's something hub, for real. Really? Yeah. Oh, Red Tube. Pub hub. And it's about published papers. Just the most Irish drinking.

Arbor! Satellites and cellophones! It's all published in science and nature, all the major magazines from the biggest research labs. and whatever universities all around the world get printed there and they're peer-reviewed and double-blind studies, whatever.

But it turns out, and there's this huge scan on now where so many of them have like doctored photos. There you go. But here's the thing, the incentive structure is all fucked up about them. Here's the other thing.

When somebody reads nature, not people read Nature magazine, but the chances, here's how this probably works, let's say. Somebody hears a summarized version of a reach, of a, research paper that someone else heard, that someone else heard that exactly, game of telephone.

Then they're telling you. It's not that that person is full of shit. It's through their prison. Yeah. They just got their information and then they're relaying it to you probably incorrectly. But like maybe part of it is right. Right. And that's why people, not why people are dumb.

But that's a number of reasons. But that's my argument is so now I'm going to believe what fucking Bert Kreischer said on his podcast about human genetics? Well, that's a different case. Of course you should believe Burke Chrysher said about just. But no, but all I'm saying is like to dismiss everything out of hand

isn't the answer. But that's it. That's all I'm saying. Okay. Okay. I'm not saying believe everything you hear. No, I know you're not. It's a weird fucking world right now

and there's information coming at you from every angle and everybody's got an angle. And it's like, it's hard to discern. And so to have that instinct, I guess what I'm saying is to have that instinct, makes sense. It just, I think, at a certain level, past a certain threshold

that doesn't service you. While mine goes beyond that, mine will be like, if someone, someone will be like, ugh, I only got four hours of sleep last night, and I'll just be like,

yeah, right, bro. Oh, you should see a therapist. I do. You know, people, people, because people go,

they like to fucking, you know what I mean? What'd you get? Five? What'd you get? And you know, in their head, they're like,

I got five and a half. and you go and what they have to stick to it four fuck he got me four I know I got four he got me I'm really tired I need to take a nap so you when somebody says I got four hours of sleep

you think bullshit that's your first thought no okay what's your first thought my first thought is who is this person on so many drugs on so many drugs who is this person and where am I?

Why are they saying this? And then if it's my friend David Sullivan, I go not likely. Yeah, of course, yeah. What? No, what did you say about? I go, not likely. Yeah, right, yeah, exactly.

But no, no, I'm kidding about him, but I'm not. No, certain people. And if it's just somebody at Home Depot. I love Home Depot. I love Home Depot. If it's someone, at at Home Depot or at fucking lows, I won't believe them.

I just, I only got four hours of sleep last night. I go, you're fucking, you're, you're cushioning it, bro. You're cushioning it. And excuse me, I have one of those big things that I'm fucking moving in Hope Depot that are too fucking big. Those big ass fucking big. They're way too big. They're so hard to steer.

What are you getting a desk? They're so hard to steer and there's no like thing on the end that helps you navigate. Fuck off. Let me get on that. My wife will push. Yeah. put a couch on there and then I'll sit on the couch. Yeah, I just think that's too much work, like, to be like, yeah, right.

Like, how much you got to be like, yeah, right in the world? My default is, yeah, right. But about four hours of sleep, give it up. Oh, you got four hours of sleep? Congrats. I don't give a fucking shit. If you got seven, if you got three, if you got six, I'm moving in another direction, and I don't care.

I care. That's where I'm at. I care. Don't fucking say that shit to me. Wow, dude. That is, you're crazy. You're a lie to my face. You are out of your mind, yeah.

You son of a bitch. You're out of your mind. At the gym, people do it. You got to do these many sets and instead of that, well, that's invasive and that's different. No, but even when I ask them, they're wrong. Hey, dude, your shoulders are nice. How many times do the thing with the reps and the other guy?

And he says, yeah, all right, right. Yeah, you should get that checked out. All right. That's good. Thank you very much. Go, I'll be in Austin soon. I'll be in Tacoma soon. I'll be in Cincinnati, Columbus.

I'll be in St. Louis. I got a bunch of different dates coming up, Chrisley.com, Vegas. Come get tickets. Chrislea.com. See you there. I got three words. Patreon's,

patrons, and patrons. I got three words. I love home depo. That's four, but yeah. The Home Depot. Home Depot's church, dog.