Lifeline - 205. Run That Body Down
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Like you hear a 70's song and think
I have a physical like a sad reaction
Like a depression
Sad? Yeah, it's not good
It's not even
No, dislike or anger
No, it makes me
Like really
I want to turn it off
Like it's not like a
What do you call it?
It's not okay
Matt, I was playing him a Paul Simon song
Which one?
A song called Run That Body Down
I mean a rap song.
And he hated it.
Run that body down?
Run your body down.
A rapper
rapping.
Run that body down.
Paul Simon.
Run that body down.
Yeah, that's what it's called.
Yeah, Paul Simon is the least made for Christa Leo
musical artist maybe on Planet Earth.
Although the 80s stuff he did, I love.
It's a decade.
Remember the video?
Yeah, it's awesome.
What makes even less sense?
What's the name of that song?
You can call me out.
That's what it's called?
Yes, you can call me out.
The video with Chevy and, uh, who is it, Steve Martin?
No.
No, I think it's the guy from, oh, is it?
It's Chevy and.
I thought it was the guy, uh, I mean, Paul Simon's in it, but it's Chevy and somebody else.
I thought it was a guy.
Yeah, it's, uh.
I thought it was just them, really.
Maybe it's just them.
No.
Maybe it's Paul Simon and Chevy.
That's my favorite thing Chevy ever did actually, you know?
We already,
or beyond that.
Maybe it's a Paul Simon song.
Yeah, so.
What's weird is you can hate Paul Simon in the 70s and be okay with him in the 80s.
I don't like that shit, dude.
That, I mean, why don't like any 70s music?
Paul Simon in the 70s is a very different sound than Paul Simon in the 80s.
Yeah.
It's more pop in the 80s.
Run that body down.
I don't even know if it was not, if it was the rap song?
The 70s.
Whatever it is, I can't listen to it.
Well, that was 86, which is thick 80s vibe.
Let's find out right now.
72.
Wouldn't that body down?
When that buddy, damn.
Yeah, I can't.
Oh, okay.
That's anti-Christillia.
He knows his stuff.
60s is bad and early 70s.
I can do late 70s, you know.
I can't, dude.
I just do not.
I have a, it's visceral, the reaction.
I don't know what it is.
Name a couple artists that you hate from that era.
Like Steve Miller Band, that kind of stuff.
Yeah, terrible.
Oh, God, dude.
Steve Miller Band is the worst.
Like among the world, as a lover of music, I think is, uh, I think is the worst band.
Are you sure?
Wow.
Have you thought about this?
Jungle love is driving me wild.
It's making me crazy, crazy.
Have you rethought it now?
I can't do it.
It's fine.
See?
I change his mind.
No, I think that they're the worst just because of the, the Joker song.
What is it called?
I'm a Joker.
I'm a Midnight Joker.
Yeah.
You deserve to be in like the opposite.
of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for that.
Don't quote me on this, but I believe Paul McCartney is on record saying he's the
greatest guitar player you ever saw.
Well, I mean, that may be true.
I don't know, but I'm just, I don't care about the guitar.
I'm just talking about the music.
And like, it's, I can't.
I just, even the Beatles, like, I just, all right, here we go.
60s is just, to me, just, what a mistake in music.
I mean, what, dude?
To me.
To me.
Slimest minority of all time.
We've done this before.
We've done this before.
No, I would just be like, if I came to Earth and listened to the music over decades,
I'd be like, well, what happened here in the 60s?
That's what changed music beginning then into now.
I mean, before then, you'd argue into the 50s of 2.
They figured it out by late 70s, but whatever happened in the 60s to early 70s,
what was going on here?
That was them working it out.
Yeah.
They're obviously working things out here.
Smoving things through.
Yeah.
But anyway, that's a hell of a take.
It's episode 205, Sunday, March 29th.
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You getting assassinated?
Yeah, yeah.
That kind of music.
That was very presidential.
Why was it so presidential, dude?
You getting into politics.
It's just how we did it.
The most annoying sound on the planet.
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why do I not like the 70s so much
what is it? I wasn't even alive then it's weird
it's like it would make sense if like I don't like
the 80s music because that's what I grew up in and if I didn't like
my childhood or something but I think it's
because you don't like rock and roll
and that is the signature era
of like rock that's what it is
you know but I like like
yeah I don't like traditional rock and roll
What rock and roll do you like?
I could listen to like, well, I mean,
it would have to be some sort of rock and roll.
Like not.
So for example, you like Nirvana?
I don't love it, but yeah, more.
Yeah.
Okay.
The rock I like is like either hardcore or like system of a down,
but that's not, you know, that's different.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's more of what it turned into afterwards.
So you'll hear a Pearl Jam song.
We'll be like, this fucking sucks?
No, Pearl Jam.
It is so good, you know, and like, but, but it's just not for me, you know, you know, but I do, I do, but they're so good. I mean, I, I know that. But, but that's not like how it is when I hear the 60s or 70s, though. I, I, I, there's something about the 60s and the 70s that it's like the recording wasn't good enough yet. Uh, everything sounds like they recorded it from far away from the microphone. I just, I fucking hate it.
it, dude. I mean, I couldn't disagree more. I think shit sounds way worse now with auto tune and everything.
I mean, that's a whole different argument, though. Sure. I don't like that. That sound, it sounds more
human and authentic to me. So I'm like, it. Well, yeah, but in the 90s or whatever, or whatever,
dialed it in. I see what you're saying. You know, that's when it was the best, whenever the
sound was the best, whenever they stopped fucking with it and filtering it, you know? And now it's
just like everybody is filtering it, which is what it is.
I like it all.
I like all music.
No.
I like it all.
What music do I not like?
Doge Cat.
I don't even know what Dojicat is, so yeah, I don't like Dojicat.
But not because I don't like Dojicat because I don't know what it is.
She used to listen to my podcast.
She would write me and stuff.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, so jealous.
That's great.
You know, I'm a huge doga fan, right?
But yeah, so anyway, but that's what's been going on.
Wasn't Doge Cat in the news recently?
She, like, called somebody out and then immediately...
She called Timothy Shalaman.
That's what it was.
The ballet and opera thing.
Timis Shala ballet?
And then, do you know...
And then she took it back because...
Which is hilarious.
Why did she take it back?
Why would she...
So she said, you should support the opera or whatever
because these are, like, real people and whatever.
And then she, the next day or one day after that, she said, you know,
I actually know nothing about the opera and I pretended that I knew and I felt like...
Wow.
Why even weighed in or why even weighed out?
It was weird.
It was like some Steve Renazisi's shit.
Oh, I swear.
Yeah, but nobody even cares about like what, like who cares?
About what?
What she.
Well, it was when everybody was piling on to Shalame about the battle.
No, I know.
But why would it matter that Doge Cat said that?
That's what's weird.
It's like, why walk it back?
Nobody, you're just one more voice.
Yeah, it's a weird own goal where you, she said something.
People liked it.
And then she felt guilty enough where she felt guilty enough where she.
He was like, you know what, I actually...
Well, anyway, you brought him up.
Shout out to Steve Renazizi.
I love that dude.
Go see him if you have a chance if he's in your city.
Now I feel bad for bringing him up.
I mean, whatever.
It happened and it was, it's fine.
It was fucking years and years ago.
He's a good dude.
But yeah.
Yeah, so I went off my diet last night.
I ate so much pasta, dude.
What?
You like it?
Do I like it?
Do I like pasta?
I'm so good, huh?
I'm trying to stay positive here.
Do I like pasta?
Yeah, I love pasta.
But so I ate it and it was, it made me feel like dog shit, dude.
Isn't that weird?
It sucks.
It sucks if that happens.
Why?
Well, because I've been eating so clean.
One meal made you feel like dog shit?
It did.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's normal or what, but.
What kind of pasta?
Uh, she else.
Um, and then we're talking about what kind?
No, like, was it, like, was it creamy?
Was there dairy?
I had to have a creme?
It was, it was, no, it was a tomato sauce and it was, yeah, it was just a, like just an ordinary
doesn't want to talk about it. Doesn't want to, doesn't want to disclose. It was meat in it and it's a
personal thing. It's a personal thing. And then about, and then I ate a little bit of a dessert thing.
I mean, I, you know, I ate a, I ate a fair amount. Um, but I was like, I could probably do this
because I've been eating good. And I, and I, and I, and I, it's why I did it. And I felt, oh,
I felt, I felt bad afterwards, dude. Like, I don't like when, like, like, like, like, like, like,
Like my stomach is good or at least in the past it's been good.
I could do whatever.
I mean, I could eat an in and out burger and it's fine the next day.
But this for some reason was, yeah, I woke up and I was like, I can't even eat breakfast.
I just went to the gym, crushed it, then ate.
Okay, I knew that was coming.
No, no, no, but yeah, so I did.
I did.
But so, but God, pasta is so good.
You know what I think I was eating the other day is sushi and I go,
man
this is just really
if it wasn't so specific it would be number one
don't you want specific
but the
thing that's wrong with specific
in food is
if you don't want it you don't want it
like I can always eat pasta
I can always eat Italian
sushi
sometimes you're like no
but when you want sushi
and you get sushi
I mean, dude
I think I agree
Yeah, it is just
You go
It's like the craving
And the fucking
Relief of it
That doesn't come
It's like that though
It's just unreal
Do you think it has to do
With the amount of soy sauce you eat
Because of the salt
I do think it has to do with the salt
Yeah
Yeah
I don't know if I'd put soy sauce in it
But in the main reason
But the salt yes
but yeah god i love sugarfish dude yeah yeah remember chris paul didn't like it
no what yeah yeah no blast from the past right there yeah that's that's a sin how could he
wait that's a sin yeah it's so good bro i i i trust me i don't want to like a chain but it's great
yeah yeah you can't deny what's good yeah i can't deny it i'm a fucking rider eat sugarfish with me
That's right.
Chris Paul.
I mean, I want to say so much, but I'm not gonna.
Tuna sushi, tuna, niri.
Nice.
Pretty good, right?
Yeah.
I can't deny it.
I'm a fucking sushi to eat sushi with me.
Worst song ever.
Dude, run it through your chick.
What was the Paul Simon song?
Run it through your chick by Paul Simon.
Run it through your chick by Simon and Garfunkel.
Run it to your chick.
Run it to your chick.
Run it to your chick.
Run it to your bitch by Paul Simon.
What is it?
What is it?
is it actually?
Run that body down.
Run that bitch.
Run that bitch.
Run that body down.
Fucking Superman that bitch.
Gee, you knit.
Worst freestyle.
I don't know.
Okay.
Fucking run that body down, dude.
Run that body disown.
Paul Simon.
Hey, I went to the supermarket.
Went to the supermarket.
Then got some head of lettuce.
And I run that body down, run that bizitch down.
Not how Paul Simon songs go.
Yeah, it is, dude. He just starts talking.
He does talk. He does talk. Hey, hey, I'm at the camera shop. What do you need? I'm going to
wide lens. Hey.
Worst song ever.
Fucking the worst song of all time. No shit, dude. I'm not the biggest Paul Simon fan.
Well, I like him. I mean, 180. I do like it. You know what I mean? Just a complete
180 entirely. It was talented, but I'm not, I'm not, yeah.
Okay. Anyway. But yeah, so that's what I think about is Paul Simon. I don't, I don't like anybody
that's got two first.
names though. I just genuinely don't trust them or you don't like them. It's just weird like that
Bachelorette girl. I mean how am I supposed to know what that is? You know, there's like
3,000. Taylor Frankie Paul. Yeah. What's her name? Taylor Frankie Paul. That's,
are you fucking kidding me? Three of them? It's one woman. Wow. Taylor Frankie Paul.
They're also all males and men's names. I know. John Jim Thomas. That's her already made that
joke on congratulations, but that was the joke. The exact show? No, I said Steve Dave something.
Dude, it's just like, you know.
Yeah, I don't.
That's weird that some people think they need to have three names.
It's weird that parents do it.
And then it's weird that the person's like, yeah, fuck.
Yeah, I'm rolling with this.
Well, there's people like Paul Thomas Anderson who they just use their middle name.
He's Paul Anderson.
I agree.
Hey, Paul.
I mean, it's annoying.
I agree, yeah.
Don't make me say more words.
It's cock, dude.
Don't make me say more words.
It's not even don't make me say more words.
Yes, I understand that.
And I wouldn't disagree with it.
but dude don't be a cock
do you think it's like manufactured prestige of course it is
a hundred percent yeah and like well you've got to be young
I mean he was young but at the point that he started going by that right
I mean Jonathan Taylor Thomas right 20s when he's doing it yeah he was four when he started
Jonathan Taylor Thomas is Jonathan Taylor Thomas in diapers
pooping him's pants
but to have the foresight to think I want to go by
three names because I'm gonna do great things or something.
I mean, if you are, that's cornyer.
Be fucking.
That's what he's saying, I think.
That's worse, he said.
Yeah, but does it?
Well, no, I'm saying even when you do great things, Paul Thomas Anderson's great, but
still be like, yo, guys, I'm Paul Anderson.
No, he's obviously esteemed.
He's done what he's done.
Well, obviously, whether you like it or not.
I mean, I used to, well, he used to be, in my opinion, one of the greatest of all time.
And now he's just not.
But it's all good.
If you were once the greatest of all time,
you always are the greatest of all time.
So one great movie is hard enough to make.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So he made a handful.
That's enough.
He could make shit for the rest of his life.
And he's been making it.
Whoops!
Wow.
It wasn't a mistake.
And he's been making shit recently in the last few years.
Whoopsie Daisy!
Not a mistake.
Said a whole sentence.
Dude, I stayed at a really remote resort once.
Okay.
We'll get into the submissions right after this.
And I was just with my girlfriend at the time.
It was just us too.
And it was one of those places where you have your own little house on a little lake.
Braggian.
In Ohio.
Okay.
There's like literally two or three people or groups there maximum at a time.
Occult.
Was it a cult?
Doesn't know it.
I get there the first night.
And another family is arriving.
and I'm like tired of long drive from LA
whatever right and I I'm like
it's dark the lights are low the host is welcoming
two of us groups at the same time
and I'm looking and I'm like
that's fucking
Paul Thomas Anderson
I know it is I know it is I know it is
and then fucking right out right
right behind my Rudolph and I'm just like
what the fuck are the odds and this was when I was like
he's a god
So now I'm like, my whole vacation's fucked up now.
Because I'm like, a person who I think is a god is literally, it's not relaxing.
Yeah, it's like the beginning of a horror movie, you know what I mean?
Right.
Except I'm not a crazy person, so nothing happened.
But I did talk to him.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Just really nice.
Just like.
Normal shit?
Yeah, normal shit.
Yeah, I didn't want to.
Yeah, yeah, I get to do.
You know, I mean, like, hey, what was it like making boogie nights while he's on fucking vacation?
Hey, the weather's nice, huh?
Oh, yeah.
So anyway, um, yeah.
I mean, it was more like that.
I love grass.
It was more like that.
Yeah.
Okay, man.
He's like, I'm following him into his.
That's cool, dude.
Did you have any questions about directing or anything?
I'm going to leave.
Are you like, oh, wait, no, I.
So, yeah, that's cool.
Oh, hi.
You know, I don't know if I've ever been there.
Really?
I don't know.
But let's get into it.
I don't know, okay?
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Okay, quick question.
When I'm driving, my partner, my fiance, she likes to listen to music in the car.
I should plug a phone in, put songs on, which I'm down for.
I like that, right?
But when she sings along to those songs, I'm fuming, right?
Blood, red, mad.
And I know it's a silly thing to get annoyed about.
And I was trying to figure out why it bothers me so much.
And I think part of it is I feel like you're ignoring me, you know?
So if I'm driving and I'm kind of doing the heavy lifting of like getting us to the place,
the least you can do as a passenger.
I feel like it's like, chat to me a little bit, right?
So I don't feel like a chauffeur.
Is that an unreasonable expectation?
I think you're thinking too hard about it.
I think if the song is on, the song's on and I want to hear the song.
Oh, who sings it?
Who sings it?
Oh, who sings it?
Katie Perry or you?
Oh, cool.
Then shut the fuck up.
I'm trying to think it through because sometimes there's a song that's on where I like need to sing it.
But so it's like if she does it with every song that she puts on, then it's of course that's annoying.
But also the chauffeur thing that's getting into your own territory thing.
I don't think that that's a part of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just like sometimes you're just driving because you're driving.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
You don't also you don't sing out loud when you're being driven by a chauffeur.
Right.
When you get a driver, you're not like, you know what I mean?
Belt and out stone type of pilots.
All right.
Fire away.
Yeah.
Like a bridge in the backseat
Over troubled waters
Oh well I'd say something but I'm the chauffeur
I don't
It would probably be very
It sounds very annoying
But it's it's not unreasonable to be annoyed by it
But I think it's unreasonable to expect her to not
Ever sing along
Sometimes you've got a belt
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, sometimes you're in the mood
Every now and then it's totally okay
I don't like it, but it's totally okay
You know?
I think, I don't know.
I'm always the one singing alone.
I don't know anybody else that does it
Yeah, I don't do it.
I mean, I'm the annoying one, I think, so I don't know.
I would maybe do it alone, but I don't think
I would do it ever with somebody.
Oh, I do it alone nonstop.
Right.
But I think I do it on people too,
and I'm sure I annoy them for sure.
Mm-hmm.
So, sorry to everybody who,
I do that too.
I'm sorry about everything.
I mean, taking it.
Taking it so far.
It's ever happen around anyone.
Nice.
Just to clear me.
Nice.
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My predicament is as follows.
It's been me dream for over 10 years to start my own furniture company.
However, I'm very indecisive.
I've been moving around and I daydream often about places I've been in the past and enjoyed.
and explore new places to live.
If I were to open this company, there would be heavy equipment that I can't just
throw in the back of the truck here and there and move it around easily.
So I've looked into a little bit of literature on decisiveness.
I'm still a young learner.
But what would you recommend going for it or wait until some of those noises in my
head subside a little bit and I can be more sure of myself.
All right.
Thank you.
And by the way, Chris, I've seen you in Detroit.
I'm actually from Michigan.
This accent is just fake.
I know.
I'm making it up as I go.
I don't even know where this is from.
Did I fool you?
No, I knew it.
Nice.
I knew it.
It's good, though.
It's a great hat too.
You hate that hat, but I love that.
No, that hat is absolutely terrible.
Yeah, I love it.
That hat is, yeah, you should never be able to knit a hat.
Get a fucking machine to make it, you know what I mean?
Okay.
You know?
Mr. fucking modern over here, you know?
Well, you can't wear knitted hat.
No.
What's next, dude?
But they didn't have any shape to it.
It was just like plopped on his fucking head.
I thought it looked good, dude.
Okay, well, it didn't.
It looked good with the beard and everything.
It was fit his head.
No, you know what happens when somebody does that?
You're getting tricked.
A lot of times, it's not that they look good.
It's that he's, and I stand ten toes down in this.
I know.
That's why I rolled my fucking eyes.
He's disguising his ugliness.
That's what guys do.
And that's okay.
I kind of do it sometimes, you know.
I got a beard a little bit, but, you know, if I shave it, I think it's okay.
But, you know, be careful about the women who do that because they're disguising their
ugliness with glasses and like some kind of hat or a weird haircut.
And then they become your girlfriend and you go, oh, well, fuck, I'm actually with an ugly
person.
you think that guy's wearing that hat to disguise his ugliness
yeah is there a version of a person that would wear that hat that is not disguising
their ugliness yeah
I don't even think the guy's ugly
I didn't either that's why I'm like I don't think the guy's ugly
okay then what the fuck are you talking about everyone has a level of ugliness
I mean you know unless you're Brad Pitt even still probably somehow
but like yeah I mean or whatever you can you can
be good looking and disguise your ugliness at the same time.
Okay.
That guy was disguising his ugliness.
And women do it all the time.
So wait, hold on.
Women do it all the time.
He's not ugly.
I wouldn't say he's ugly, no.
But he's disguising his ugliness.
Yeah, he's got,
what ugliness he does has,
he's disguising it.
He's tricking you.
He's putting a hat on.
Why are you making it sound deceptive, though?
Isn't he just max optimizing the way he looks?
Yes.
He's working with what he's got.
Yeah, I mean, that's...
Ah, but that is true.
true, but yeah, you don't trick me.
So, like, you need to understand that...
What a kind of complex that you have?
What's it called?
What's the complex called that you have?
Describing, disguising your ugliness.
You know what?
The one that you have.
I think he's about to come around on...
Who's wrong?
Me?
No, there's...
Oh, you?
Did you forget who that was?
No, no, no, no.
That's Chris.
I've literally thought this as I was 19.
I remember when I thought about it.
I remember when I thought about it.
The dumbest thing to fucking say on the planet, you know?
I was in Vancouver, and there was a woman there.
And I go, she's hot.
And then I go, she's not.
She's just disguising her ugliness.
She had on a fucking whole hat, glasses.
No, it is working with what you've got,
making the best with what you have.
Yeah.
I mean, we're kind of getting into glass half, full glass
that have empty territory, but I agree with him.
It's like you're not disguising.
You're not tricking anyone.
You just have what you have and you're like,
I'm trying to look the best I can look.
That's everybody.
It's 100% deceptive.
I mean.
Hey, hey, roll up, no hat.
Beard, a little bit more trim.
This is what I got.
Let me put it.
Why, though?
Why, though?
That's not being more real.
Do you want to get down?
Do you want to be a part of my life?
No, this is me.
Okay, you, okay, then, you know, pinstripe suit, disguising my ugliness.
How about this?
Imagine using that hat to trick somebody into thinking of that.
That's another good point.
It's like you don't, you don't use a hat like that to disguise anything.
Yes, you do.
Yes, you do.
And I can tell you a fucking multiple reasons why.
I genuinely can't
I mean I'm I believe that you were serious
you know if you put something ugly
next to something not as ugly
the other thing looks better
so he's got a fucking
but it's on him
yeah but it's not him
it's not next to him
that's why it's a disguise
he's disguising his ugly
how about this
you're making the most of what you've got
and you're ugly guy
and you've maximized your good lookingness
right mostly through diet and workout though
yeah
Okay.
I don't have a monocle.
Yeah.
If I had a monocle, you know how much pussy I get, I don't cheat.
You could be uglier.
If I was single, if you made other choices.
I put on a monicle.
You don't think I would get more pussy than if I didn't have a monocle.
Well, there's no fucking way.
Oh, that's crazy, bro.
That is absolutely nuts.
I'm sorry.
Your argument got exponentially worse when you brought up one.
The monocle thing.
If I had a monocle, bro, it would be, if I had one of those hats with the short brim
all the way around with a feather in it,
you'd be like, I need pussy too.
Come on.
And I'd be like, sorry, man.
You'd be like a neck beard.
What do they call those people?
Sorry, man.
It's all for me.
Leaving with dames, you know?
No.
I don't know what it is about him.
I took off my hat.
Ew.
Everyone that was agreeing with you during this argument
just stopped agreeing with you.
And now doesn't know what to do
because that is the worst part of your argument.
I don't think so.
No shit.
You know what I mean?
I agree with me.
I think that
talking about what he's talking about
furniture or some shit
is too heavy?
No, that's not what he was talking about.
It's furniture?
Hey, Guy Lifeline, love the podcast.
Is furniture too heavy?
With a fucking hat
and a monocle beard and frogs in it?
Should he start a business
frogs all in it?
That anchors him to a place
or should he continue
to be the free spirit
whatever, you know, what do you call a wonderlust guy that he is.
I think you should start the fucking business because you can also fold that business whenever
you want and continue your wonderlust.
If it's rattling around in your brain is the thing you want to start, you want to start,
you want to start.
In my opinion, it's better to be like, let me start it.
And if it sucks, I'll get it out of the way and I'll get back to the what I'm doing now.
If it's a success, you're not going to be like, damn it, I wish I was still wandering.
I agree.
You know what I mean?
You think rappers have a grill?
because it actually looks good.
Where are we in the conversation?
I arrest my case.
The worst lawyer.
The worst lawyer.
You're going back to the original thing.
Yeah.
I think rappers wear grills because it is either a fad or a trend or a style.
Which everything is.
That they, yeah, they think looks, whether it looks good or whatever, that they think it's attractive.
Yes.
They don't do it to discuss.
Guys, their ugliness, if that's your point.
Yes, they do.
Because I think you're still still, okay, yeah, so.
Do you have any advice for the guy?
I mean, I don't think furniture's that heavy.
You could fucking, you know, if it don't get the heavy furniture.
I didn't really understand the whole.
You don't say.
It's heavy to move thing.
If you're tethered to starting an industry that requires especially heavy, heavy shit,
then you are kind of anchored to a location in the world, is his point.
He wants to know if he should keep.
Ah, now I get it.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, yeah, no, because you can look forward to like time off and vacations.
Yeah.
Start the business.
Yeah.
It's hard enough to start a business.
Start it now.
Yeah.
You know?
It's very easy to be wandering around like, you know.
Totally.
You're fucking in Kung Fu, you know.
Just do the business.
Start it.
See what happens.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I, so.
And I don't disagree with anything I said in that one.
And I like your hat.
not wearing one.
Do you like me hot?
So this just came up today and I had to call in and ask what you think while it's still fresh.
If you are out and about with your kids and you come upon a homeless person,
specifically where they're like holding the sign, they state they're a veteran and like anything helps, that sort of thing.
Sure.
First, are you giving them money or offering them help in some other way?
if not
what are you
how are you
explaining to your kids
especially the ones old enough
to understand what's going on
like why you're not helping them
what are you saying
and the kicker
is your answer
different
if your kids are not around
versus if they are
and do you think that's a bad thing
let me know what you think
love you guys
very, very, very much.
What a great, interesting,
thought-out,
multi-parted question.
That's great.
She's obviously a success.
I'll let you answer for the most part, but I remember
when I was a kid, we went into New York City once
as a family, and
this only complicates it further,
but at the time,
this is the 80s in New York, homeless people
obviously everywhere.
And either, I'm pretty sure it was dad.
I was going to say dad or mom.
I think it was dad, gave a homeless person some money who was asking for money.
And then another, obviously more, it happened more and dad didn't give them money.
Oh.
And I was like, why did you give that guy money and not everybody else?
Because I was like five.
Interesting.
You know what I mean?
I wasn't like, that was nice dad.
I was like, why do you like that guy more?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's like you got to consider a lot of shit with kids.
You know what I mean?
because the why is going to come.
Yeah.
So, I mean,
ah,
you kind of fucked either way.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But go ahead.
I just,
if,
you know,
do you,
I mean,
how often do you give?
I,
I don't,
if I'm with my kids
and I walk by a homeless person,
I'm thinking about nothing
except
protecting my kids.
Of course.
So I was,
I was where I thought she might
be going with it in the first place.
So I don't give them money because I don't want to have an interaction with them.
Yeah.
But if I did and my kid asked about it, then I would say, well, you know, some people have,
you know, either gotten a rough going life or made some bad decisions and every now and then
it's nice to help out, you know, and if you can or if you want to.
but but you, you know, you never know their situation,
so you don't know what they're, what you're helping.
That person could get money.
I always just, you know, I assume just because I guess it's negative.
They could buy heroin and shoot up and, you know,
sunny boy, they might even have schizophrenia.
And if you want to know what schizophrenia is.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't, to answer your question, what do I do?
Do I generally give money to home to smoke?
No, but I smoke.
And that changes things.
because almost always you can say no,
but you want a cigarette and I'll just say yes.
I don't think I do give.
I often don't, I think.
I don't know if that's right or not.
So you keep it consistent,
whether your kids were there or not.
Yeah, I would definitely more likely.
I would definitely, yeah, well, I'm just,
I immediately think they're just going to buy drugs,
but that's not right, you know, I mean.
It really isn't, I mean, it is often,
but like, it's definitely.
I just assume that.
Dude, at one time, I mean, I used to live downtown.
Yeah.
And there were homeless people everywhere downtown L.A.
And there was this one guy I would see a few times.
And one time he saw me, he was like, man, it's so cold out here at night.
Like, you think you could give me a blanket?
And I was like, I'm not giving you a fucking blanket.
And then I went home and I was like, maybe that guy needs a blanket.
Yeah.
And I just went back downstairs.
Gave him a blanket.
I swear to God, like two years later.
Same guy, still homeless.
You did it two years later?
No, no, I'm saying two years later after this.
Got it got it.
Got it.
He was like, thank you so much when I gave it to him.
And two years later, I see the fucking guy.
He still has the blanket.
I mean, that doesn't surprise me.
And recognized me.
Oh, wow.
And was like, hey, thanks so much for this blanket.
I've been using ever since you get.
I was like, what the fuck?
Like, that is not what usually happens, you know?
Wow.
But when they ask for a thing that isn't money,
It's way easier to accommodate because you're not like, you know, like, you don't know, there's no mystery as to where it's going.
I think, I actually, now that I'm thinking about it, the reason why I probably don't give money is because I probably don't have money on me ever.
Yeah, well, that's the other thing.
I only have credit cards or a phone.
You think I'm a good.
They got cash out.
I mean, a lot of, dude, what's weird is a lot of homes who I have cell phones and that makes no sense.
But, yeah.
If I have a dollar, though, in my pocket, like, and it's stray.
I would give it to them. I just never do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
All right.
But yeah, that's a, that's a good question.
Yeah, I would have, maybe you probably don't give them money because avoid the interaction, I think to avoid the interaction, especially if you've got a real young kid and your lady.
If you're with your kids, if you're alone, do whatever the fuck you want, I guess.
I guess.
That's the difference, I would say.
Weirdly, it almost sounds like it may be his counter.
intuitive but I think that that's probably the best safest thing.
No, it's not counterintuitive.
I found a, I found a bunch of these gold dollar coins.
I'm not sure.
Treasurer, Sarmadre.
I'm not sure where I got them or whatever, but there's like 20 of them, right?
They're a dollar.
They're called like Liberty coins or something.
They're gold.
And I was, I thought, I'm going to put these in my car and I'm going to give them to.
How much would there be three?
You look them up.
$300 each.
And no, but so now when I give them to
somebody on the street that's like, has a sign up or whatever,
I feel compelled to tell them that it's a dollar.
I'm like, that's a dollar.
Wow, is that anything more him.
Why are you complicating your life so much?
I don't know.
So complicating.
That is so over-complicating.
Just how-
And he thinks he's making it easier.
He actually thinks he's making it easier.
He goes, this is fucking great.
Yeah.
And puts it in the thing and he goes like this.
That's a dollar.
I'm not sure what it's from or where I got it.
But each one is equal to a dollar.
Like a bridge.
And like feeling good about it and not realizing that.
It's like, yeah, that took so much longer than just not doing something or flicking out a quarter.
How many have you given out?
And every time he does it, the homeless guy goes, I don't want this shit.
Yeah, what the fuck is this?
This isn't money.
Who my fuck?
Three times!
He's trying to buy from his dealer.
This is worth a dollar.
This is worth a dollar.
The guy's like, what the fuck is this shit?
He gets stabbed.
Yeah.
He goes, he goes, he goes, he did that.
He did it three times.
Wait, you've done it.
So you have 17 left?
Yeah, I've got a bunch in my car.
You better drive around more.
Wow.
Parking it.
Well, no.
Hey.
Hey.
I don't know if you know about these
I actually didn't
but I know that they're worth a dollar
and I have 20 what are you doing?
Oh!
Oh no!
Oh God!
Oh!
When I give them to them,
they look at it.
What I thought is a good idea?
She didn't just get my quarter.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
Dude, please you could have them all.
Just let me go.
Oh.
They're my couple.
They're confused.
They're confused when they get them to...
Yeah, no shit!
Dude, I had to swallow so bad for so long.
No shit, they're confused, dude.
Oh, they're confused?
It's a fucking gold liberty coin.
They're just like, I want either drugs or food.
I'm fucking homeless and desperate.
it the fuck is this you know
is there chocolate inside
right
right right
right
I'm crying
oh fuck
oh man
I'm sweating and crying
my fucking
my fucking absurred dude
dude
all right
Jesus fuck
oh shit dude
oh shit dude
oh fuck
all right
it gets fucked
hi guys
Miss you, love you, whatever.
I feel like it's been a while since you've received a movie Pet Peave.
Okay.
Submission, so I thought of, I was watching a Rob Reiner movie last night.
Oh, Donna.
In like the 50s or the 60s.
And they were playing a 50s song, but it was like a 90s cover of it.
And that's my pet peeve.
I realize when movies are set in a certain decade or a certain time,
and they have music from a different time
or like specifically right now
like the Elvis movie
why am I listening to Doja Cat
in the Elvis movie
huh
um also
uh
Matt in the OG group chat
a few weeks ago I said hey Matt
I've had a migraine for five weeks
you said oh dude you have a tumor
you were right I have a brain tumor
so great
it's great it has to come
out so wish me luck with surgery and stuff uh love you guys so much bye oh my god that can't
i mean come on it was you being serious yeah i think he's serious yeah bro i was making a fucking joke
the fuck all right well you're in the fucking ogy chat i'll talk to you soon do you think the doctor
said that and he did the first thing you thought was that's right yeah i mean definitely yeah for sure
because i remember i distinctly remember this was very recently because i i had to end the show early
because I was having a migrant.
I started to have a little bit of a migraise.
Like, I want to kill, nip this in the butt.
And then later on the Discord, he was,
I think this guy's name's Parker.
He's on my Patreon.
That's what I'm talking about.
And, um,
what?
There's no fucking way.
Well, there's not no way.
It happens.
I feel like he would have messaged me.
Maybe he did.
I would have seen it.
I check it every day.
Maybe he messaged you in a different,
maybe you don't want to tell everybody.
That's what I'm saying.
I check, well, whatever.
Whatever.
This is not about to bring.
I mean, what the fuck.
Throwing that at the end at the end.
You know what I mean?
He does have a brain tumor if that's what's going on.
I hope that that's,
I hope you get that figured out.
Anyway, we'll sidebar about that soon, dude.
But anyway, about your movie music question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You mentioning the Elvis movie,
Boslerman does that.
He does that in every movie.
He doesn't fucking Romeo and Juliet,
he didn't fucking Greg Gatsby.
That's like the Boslerman thing.
So that pushed that aside that doesn't count.
It's like his whole style.
Yeah.
But yeah, covers, the reason that happens
is because people can't afford
original one is it's all it is now do I agree that if you can't have the original
song don't bother covering it yes but also I mean I wouldn't do that but like I
am Sam that movie with Sean Penn yeah it was wall-to-wall Beatles music and it was
all covers because they couldn't afford the original music that's like a whole
theme though sure doing that as the whole style of the movie doing it once
this is random but I just watched the trailer for that face
Facebook movie about how Facebook like knows what it's doing and it's fucking up everybody's brains.
It's a Netflix documentary.
Oh, got it.
And they,
they use a cover of the screaming Jay Hawkins song, I put a spell on you.
And it's like, just either use the song or just.
Yeah, but that's not a period piece though.
He's saying if there's a, if the movie.
Oh, he's saying if it's uniquely not period.
He's saying if he's watching a movie like Great Gatsby, why is Jay Z on the fucking out?
thing. Make great Gatsby music. Make the music of the time. Yeah. I mean, I completely disagree
with that. Yeah. Well, that's so restrictive. Why would you, why? I, I think technically I disagree
with that, but I do find it off putting a lot of the time. It's like you can't enjoy a Scorsese movie
then, ever, if that's a rule of thumb. Right. It can, it can be a pet peeve if it's done in a stupid
way. And from what I understand, doesn't Marty Supreme do that? It's like set in the 50s and
use a bunch of 80s music. Well, that's weird. I remember. I saw it. I don't know.
I don't remember clocking that.
Anyways, not clocking.
I mean, a lot of great filmmakers do that kind of shit all the time.
So I can't be like, that's stupid.
But yeah, I don't know.
You're making a movie, dude.
It's a fucking piece of art.
Yeah.
And so you do whatever the fuck you want, dude.
I think I technically, I disagree with you, but I do understand what you're saying.
You disagree with me?
No, him.
Oh, him, yeah.
Yeah, no, I get what he's saying.
And I've had the thought, oh, that's out of place.
Yeah.
But like as a rule, I cannot, like, allow that to be like a rule of mine.
Right.
Because it's too restrictive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't have it.
Anyway, fucking brain.
Update Matt on your thing.
Yeah.
I mean, I'll write to you, dude.
I know how to, yeah.
Have you seen that new show, Neighbors on HBO?
I can't.
Dude.
What?
I can't tell you.
How many people that I do not know have written to me and said that I need to watch it?
Oh, really?
Yes.
And that's been true of nothing else ever.
What is it?
Yeah, it seems on the surface something you'd like, but I know you very well and I know what
episodes you like and what you won't.
But it's basically just a docu series.
Every episode is about different neighbors, two sets of different neighbors.
They go cut back and forth in one episode with two, you know, two different stories.
and they have they hate each other because of some there's some dispute over whether it be land or you know they're something their city ordinance or something's happening that they both disagree on and that's the show that's the show yeah and it's do you think it's something i'd like i mean a lot of people do it's weird i can't explain you like you like you i know the ones you'd like oh i see what you're saying yeah yeah it's not as a show i don't think you'd care but like i know because i'm your brother i'd be like oh matt would love this
Right, right, right.
This one.
Yeah, gotcha.
Like the beach one you would love.
I don't know.
You fucking love it.
All right.
It's in the first episode.
That's the first episode?
Yeah, it's one of the ones in the first episode, yeah.
Oh, it's not.
I got you.
There's two in each episode.
Gotcha, got you.
All right.
I'll check it out and stuff.
Yeah.
But it's worth, it's kind of worth watching, especially if you're like,
what do I watch?
I'll just put this on.
You know?
Yeah.
It's a good idea.
Cool.
Still thinking about that brain tumor.
All good.
Let's do new one.
Oh, yeah, no shit.
Matt and Chris, I just finished watching Zone of Interest because you guys said it was the best movie ever.
Didn't say that.
And I just want to say, I am never taking another recommendation from either of you.
Let's go.
That was generally the worst, most boring movie I've ever seen.
You guys are 100% trolling with your recommendations.
You're not smart.
I can't help it.
I can't even put into words.
I can't help it.
How bad it was.
It could have been an email.
It could have been one sentence.
People are suffering while other people are.
chilling. It was literally
that sentence is horrible.
No, horrible, horrible, horrible. And don't even
don't you dare say oh she doesn't get it, no.
There's nothing to get. There's nothing to get. You know,
you're not smart. I mean,
every movie is reducible to a sentence or an email. What the
fuck you're talking about? Every movie ever made has a
has a log line. Yeah. A fucking
Schindler's list you can do that with. Yeah, you could do with
transformers. You could do with, I mean, easily. How is that a criticism? Oh, you could,
you could get the idea across in a sentence. Why make a movie about it? Just email each other.
There should be no Hollywood. Yeah, exactly. No movies should ever exist because you can write them down
on fucking paper instead. The movie's unbelievable. It's a, it's an actual masterpiece. You like
it more than I do. I can't, I can't even believe it. But I do think it's a special movie for sure.
God, it's so good. It's haunting. Yeah. I mean, if you, if it's not your thing, fine.
But to watch that and be like, that's the worst movie of a movie ever.
ever seen, to me, it's like you don't, you either didn't get it or you didn't allow yourself
to get it or you just don't have the patience, I guess. I don't know. I will grant that there
are people who are like movies are a thing. Yeah. And if every movie, movies, if any movie that's
outside of the lane of that thing, that movie sucks. Right. Yeah. Obviously, if you're interested in,
I don't know, Transformers or just, you know, even.
something like
in the list.
Like you might not be like
a zone of interest is for me
but it's odd
didn't he win
best director or something for that?
I think so yeah.
He won some award
he had some controversial speech
It won for best sound too
I know which was one of the ways
Well obvious that's the greatest fucking amazing
Yeah sound design like in the last decade probably
Yeah
But she would disagree
But yeah I mean obviously
The movie's not for everybody
I don't think he's trying to make it for everybody though
That is like an extremely
bold singular vision of a movie.
Best international feature.
Oh yeah, okay.
Best foreign film.
And best sound.
And best sound.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's like the banality of evil in a movie.
I mean, the thing about that kind of criticism of a movie, though, where it's like,
but it can be so easily summed up.
Well, like, let's look at Batman.
But literally so could everything.
What makes a movie good is not, if you can't, it's, because you, it's, because,
you can't take the reverse and be like what makes it will be good is if you can't sum it up with
words like sometimes that's true but you can't convey if you're deep in the middle of a zone
of interest and really vibing with it you can't convey what that's making you feel with words
that's what makes a good movie yeah you know um this person doesn't know things
interesting well well i i just i mean that that that is just
I couldn't disagree more.
That movie I genuinely would rank top
10 movies that I maybe have ever seen.
Whoa.
I mean, it's so good, dude.
And then the end just like is the fucking,
it's already amazing.
And the end, you just go, oh my God.
Yeah, the end is.
It's really something.
Yeah.
It reminds me of the act of killing.
Yeah, it is like that.
Yeah.
That's also top 10.
That's definitely to me,
the greatest documentary ever.
She'd hate it.
Yeah, she'd be like,
what do you mean?
You could just write about,
Kenvoting genocide was bad.
What do you want for me?
I should watch that again.
That was fucking unbelievable.
The thing about those movies
is that they're very hard to watch
and,
you know,
as much as I'd like to see it again,
I don't want to because it's so bleak.
You know what I'm saying?
So, yeah.
It's just,
God, thank you for reminding me
of that movie because it's so good.
Turning to tables.
Yeah.
Turn in the tables ultimately.
I couldn't believe that movie when I saw it.
You know what, too?
It's my favorite thing when I turn on a movie and I go,
maybe I'll check out 10 minutes of this movie.
And just the whole time I'm like,
you did that with a zone of interest?
Yes.
Whoa, that's crazy actually.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not a movie you did it go into.
It's not the movie you do that too.
But for the first 10 minutes, I'm like,
what the fuck is going on?
Sure.
Yeah, yeah.
It is that, yeah.
Did you know anything about it before?
Not.
I mean, I knew what it was about.
Like, did you know it was the guy
who made sexy beast
and under the skin?
Or were you just like clicking on the...
No, I knew it was the guy.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That guy's a real talent, though.
But anyway.
Jonathan Glazer.
Yeah.
Wow.
I just had a memory, dude.
One of the only times I've ever been to a theater
and gone to a movie
and had no idea what the movie was.
Maybe this is the only.
time this has ever happened actually uh i can think of two other two times no street this is the only time
it was like it was the best experience because i had no idea what it was was i had you told me nothing
about it you were just like let's go see a movie you wanted to go see some movie that i had never
heard of it was called sexy beast we went and i was like had no i never seen a trailer never even
heard of it and i was like this is and it is still one of my favorite movies really but it was like
holy shit it's such a different kind of experience to see something you have no fucking
clue whether it's a comedy of drama
fucking action whatever and it's
just like amazing
in a theater it's really really
fucking I should rewatch it I don't remember it
it's so good
well I remember what I didn't like
the one with Scarlett Johanssen
I got to rewatch it under the skin yeah
because maybe it's good people think that's his best
movie no I know I remember thinking
I liked it
I anyone yeah
yeah I know Eric always
is like Eric Griffin is like
man you like the stupidest shit and I'm just like well you do but you also like some good
shit you know so there's that well whatever but I like stupid shit too whatever yeah
you know all right hey guys so um I love my fiancee so much I should hope so um
it's great I mean hates her killed her but oh uh you ever love somebody that does something
that you don't love exclusively I just came down to make her some
breakfast and this is how I always find our egg carton.
Oh, wow.
That's funny.
Hates it when I wasn't the last one to crack open eggs.
So what should I do with her?
Wow.
Already killed her.
I mean, honestly, it depends on when she did that.
If she woke up and cracked her own eggs and you got home after that and I think it's
okay.
If it's from last night, I mean, I guess you'd have the...
But they're just sitting out and the eggs are cracked out open?
Oh, you're talking about that.
Yeah, that is weird.
Throw them away.
If you're done with an...
If you...
Yeah.
Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah.
I guess I didn't even register that.
Also, raw eggs are open on your counter.
That's not good.
No.
It's like leaving raw chicken out on your counter.
Like, don't do that.
Don't do that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
But also, you love her.
So what you do, frankly...
is say, hey, maybe next time this and then get into a fight.
You know?
Or deal with it and just throw the eggs away.
Yeah.
Because it's one of the other.
I don't think that that's a shame we can't just.
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if they could create women and men from scratch how you wanted,
I wonder how that would benefit and not benefit relationships.
Like, you could just update her at that point and be like,
oh yeah, I don't want her to be fucking leaving the eggs out like that.
It's like how Claude or Chat ChibD learns you.
You know, you get a blank bitch.
and then it turns in.
Blank Bitch.
You know, so crass.
Hi, welcome to Blank Bitch.
Here at Blank Bitch,
we're trying to get you
the unique user experience
and a fulfilling relationship
at the same time.
Blank bitch will learn your style
and it will learn about you.
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You know?
Blank bitch.
And from the makers of Blank Bitch,
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It makes me want to vomit
Every time you say it.
And it's been many weeks since you've said it.
I cannot stand it.
I could change it.
You did for a while.
You hung him up for a while.
You retired it for a while,
but you just brought it back.
Did you think Matt's going to hate this?
No.
You didn't even, you remember?
Here at blank chode.
Blank bitch and blank chode, dude.
The website.
Do I want a chode or a bitch?
Deciding your sexuality, you know?
Right.
Well, yeah, I guess, sure.
Oh.
I wonder help
Don't do anything
Yeah but
You're gonna get a fight
There's a bigger
Don't do anything
You can get in a fight
There's a bigger issue here
And it's what I'm saying
Would you
Sign up for blank bitch
Me?
Yeah
Would you get a subscription
And blank bitch
No
What is blank bitch again?
A woman
Or if you're a woman
Blank Chode
But I'm me
So do me
So blank bitch
Okay
The
The
The woman
moment of your dreams constantly updated. No. What is that? You mean an actual flesh and bone human?
No, they create him. Oh, then absolutely no, not at all. I want to be with a human. Right, but
update her to be the most human like possible. You wouldn't even be able to tell difference.
I would like my blank bitch to be actually really human. No, because that's not human. Well, that's an
extra $60 a month. That's no, I would not. I would not. Okay. So just the fact that you know it's not a human.
Would undo it all for me. Yes. Really?
Yeah.
I'd try it.
You'd try blank bitch?
If I was single, yeah, I'd try it.
I mean, sure.
I mean, more power to you.
I just feel like it's...
Women wouldn't do blank chode,
but I think that they would really benefit from it.
Okay, well, I got your own mini startup cooking right now,
so I think you might be honest.
I think you might need to tweak the name, though.
Do I need a bitch or a chode?
I like women.
Bitch.
Bitch and chode, you know, just driving it into the ground.
I can get a chode and a bitch for a simple price.
And I do swing both ways.
So I was going to chot in a bitch.
Bundle deal?
Chode bitch bundle.
Bitch chode bundle.
Let's do this.
Here we go.
And then make it black and black.
Ding dong.
Hello?
Oh, boy.
What's up?
No.
Okay.
We're not doing it.
I'll update their voices.
Hugh.
Hugh, you know.
Hello.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The hue of the skin.
Oh, oh, oh.
So you guys were talking about Game of Thrones
on the last episode that I was on.
About to slam us so hard.
Yeah.
And Game of Thrones is the most talked about
show probably ever probably and the guy i'm wondering where the shows are that are just super
underrated but yeah my top are from a day of the jackal from teacup castle rock and outer range
even though outer range was kind of weird but it was still good those were i think top tier underrated
shows
opposed to like
yeah
breaking bad
oh that's crazy
ohzark
sure
those are not
underrated
right
some might say
overrated
but those are
just
amazing shows
got
yeah
yeah for
yeah for
underrated shows
the day
the jackal
from
teacup
castle rock
out of range
those are
money
from his
game throne sucks
fired to you
but
realized there was
no
question in that last
video so
here's a question
what shows
are super underrated
that you absolutely
adore
whoa
whoa
the fucking shit
whoa
whoa
I get where I like from now
I mean the two shows that
immediately came to mind were Deadwood and servant
Servant obviously is way newer.
I love Servant.
And I feel like nobody watched Servant.
I think Lauren Ambrose on Servant is like the most underrated TV.
That's the lead?
Really?
Yeah.
The mom.
Yeah.
The most unrated performance on TV in the last like many years.
I can't believe how good she is on that show.
And nobody gave a fuck, dude.
She's the redhead from six feet under.
Lauren Ambrose.
Oh yeah.
She's so good in it.
Really?
Yeah, dude.
I can't really remember.
She's the main.
I mean, she's the main.
No, I remember her in the show, but I don't remember.
What was she in in the beginning?
What would she come from?
Six feet under?
Six feet under was her.
Well, she was in a lot of stuff, but that was like a big, big, big thing, yeah.
Okay.
I think she was still really, really young when she was in that.
Yeah, yeah.
A cycle beach party.
Can't hardly wait.
There we go.
Right, I remember that.
Yeah, I don't know.
There are a bunch of, I mean, the problem is when people don't talk about him,
you kind of forget about him.
because like, you know,
I remember I loved this show
Drops of God,
which was about a fucking Somalié
on Apple TV.
And I was like,
oh, that season was,
the first season was so awesome.
And then the second season
came out recently and I go,
oh yeah,
because nobody fucking talked about that show.
There's too many shows,
dude.
I think if a show can
hold your attention
and,
you know,
like from just unravels.
I think most shows
just fucking unravels.
man and it's just like you know uh i heard day the jackals good though have you seen it no i can't
bring you know why i can't bring myself to watch new shows because i'm like oh there's gonna be so much time
and then there's so many of them what i'm gonna pick one right it's the paralysis that everybody
talks about it's just like i don't know i'm not gonna pick them and then you sit there for 35
minutes trying to pick one and you're like i'm tired i'm gonna go to bed yeah you know what i mean uh
that's when i watch neighbors that's that yeah yeah uh uh
But yeah, I suffer from that with new, new, new shows.
I'm like, I don't know what to watch.
And now I'm not going to watch anything.
Uh, yeah.
So what do you?
So he's asking about, my answer would be servant.
What was that show that was on prime that was about that spy?
It was like a comedy, though.
It was so good.
Oh, Patriot.
Yeah.
That show was really good.
Yes, dude.
Patriot is, nobody fucking talks about that show.
There's one dude, honestly, weirdly, again, from my Patreon,
who fucking.
talks about that show all the time.
That shows amazing.
So some people really love it.
But it's not big.
It's not big.
Maybe if it came out now.
Because I think it was on a weird streaming service in the beginning.
Like,
not Amazon?
Like it started someone else?
No, no, no.
But Amazon wasn't like the thing that people were watching.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Back then, 2017.
Yeah.
The Patriots actually.
Like, if it was on Netflix, you know, it might have been good.
Good call, dude.
Good call.
What I'm saying?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about Patriot.
Good call about Patriot.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
I mean that show is so interesting
anyway
I'm going to be in Cincinnati
and Columbus and
I will be in St. Louis and
Lil Rock
Arkansas yeah
and Sacramento
San Diego and Chicago
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